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  1. This makes no sense on Warner Bros. to Sell Movies Over BitTorrent · · Score: 1

    How can you bittorrent a file that will only play on one machine? Why would people volunteer to share bandwidth and hosting of a file that will not play on THEIR machine? Won't all machines involved in the bittorrent hosting need/want to be able to playback the file? Why should WB expect us to help bear the costs in bandwidth and storage if they're not going to discount the sale to reflect the reduced delivery costs?

  2. Thanks, but no thanks on Classic Star Wars Trilogy Finally on DVD · · Score: 1

    I bought a used laserdisc player and the complete trilogy (not the prequels!) for my birthday last year. Lucas, you won't be getting any more of my money. It's nice that you've seen the light finally (though more likely it's just that you've finally realized how many dollars you were turning down in the name of your idiotic "artistic vision and integrity". Sure, I may have to change disks in the middle of each movie, but at least I have the films as I remember them and without making your wallet even fatter.

  3. Way to go, boys! on Homeland Security Uncovers Critical Flaw in X11 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kudos to the heroes who painstakingly reinserted the missing parenthesis!

  4. Re:Crippled is an exaggeration on Vista Firewall to be Crippled · · Score: 1

    Then, by extension, doesn't that mean that Windows users are crippled?

  5. Crippled is an exaggeration on Vista Firewall to be Crippled · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Crippled would be if the functionality were not present, or so badly broken that it does not work properly. Including the functionality but not enabling it by default is not crippling. Microsoft has a long history of enabling wide-open security settings by default, so this is really nothing new, if anything it's halfway to an improvement.

  6. Possible solution on Google Staff MD on Carpal Tunnel & RSI · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Open the corporate firewall to allow pr0n, and the employees wrists will get enough of a workout to counteract the effects of RSI.

  7. Finally! on An Alternate Human · · Score: 1

    An intelligent designer!

  8. "Civil liberties" as euphemism on Bush Admin. Appoints Civil-Liberties Officer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ministry of Love = Department of Justice
    Ministry of Truth = Department of Mind Control
    Ministry of Peace = Department of War

  9. 10240-Itanium Supercomputer? on NASA Achieves Breakthrough Black Hole Simulation · · Score: 1

    Sounds like someone bought up all the Itaniums that Intel ever managed to sell, and put them into one system.

  10. Imagine... on Reverse Multithreading CPUs · · Score: 1

    Is this more or less like a beowulf cluster on a chip?

    No, seriously, I'm having trouble envisioning it.

  11. SBD on Is Microsoft Silent Before a Deadly Storm? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Silent? Deadly? I don't know, but they sure stink.

  12. Re:Amazing! on The World's Most Modern Management System · · Score: 1

    And the equivalent to the storage for all those old paper suggestion box slips is /dev/null

  13. I'm number 1! on Nice Performance Tuning For UNIX · · Score: 1

    Have you ever finished first in life? First in line is next to go.

  14. Indy developers to the rescue on Wal-Mart Controls Modern Game Design? · · Score: 1

    This just opens the door for the small scale studios to produce games that the Big Corporate Game Companies won't dare to produce.

    Who the fuck needs fucking Wal-Mart to distribute video games? For fuck's sake, we've had an internet for the better part of 40 years now. You can advertise and distribute games on the internet, and never touch Wal Mart. Games are data. Financial transactions are data. You don't fucking need fucking Warl Mart if you're a fucking video game developer.

  15. Re:It's not a missing link, and nice predictions on Missing Link Fossil Discovered · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Every time I read some religious person trying to put a religious spin on a science discovery or story, it makes me think of the sci-fi geeks as typified by the Simpson's Comic Book Shop Guy, who hound their favorite authors with continuity problems and science and math gaffes.

    Since what's been produced in print (or video, as the case may be) is canonical, we cannot deny what we have seen or read, but must either re-interpret it in the light of hard scientific objections to the possibility of what was depicted, or else come to a different understanding of science.

    Because, obviously, the fundamental foundation of all human experience is storytelling, not physics. I've never understood this.

    As Shatner said in a Saturday Night Live skit many years ago, "It's not real; it's just a story! Get a life!"

    I'd love it if we could see scientists' work being used by Classics scholars to "prove" that the River Styx really does cause people to become invulnerable when dipped in it, or that man-bull genetic hybirds would have extraordinary senses and memory which would serve them in keeping their bearings in mazes.

  16. Why? It's simple: on Why Everyone Loves Apple · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple's Steve throws frisbees, not chairs.

  17. There's someone to sue? on Ballmer Won't Dismiss Idea of Suits Against Linux · · Score: 1

    Waitaminute, I thought that the FUD against using FOSS was that if something went wrong, there'd be no one to sue. Who exactly is Ballmer going to sue?

  18. Dirty old senators... on Senators Renew Call for .XXX Domain · · Score: 1

    The sentate wants its pr0n, ICANN! Hurry up and tell them how to use Google before they force this .xxx nonsense down everyone's throat!

  19. Re:16 yr olds excluded from computer-industry even on The Trouble With Software Upgrades · · Score: 1

    I bet the reason for not letting in 18 year olds has to do with their status as minors and the amount of legal protections afforded minors. If a minor breaks an NDA, the recourse options available to the company is probably not so good.

  20. Sweet on Nanotube Paint Blocks Cell Phones on Demand · · Score: 1

    I am totally going to paint my bedroom with this stuff.

  21. Re:How long on Windows Bumps Unix as Top Server OS · · Score: 1

    Well, keep in mind that a single Unix server can likely handle a load that 4 or more bloaty Windows servers have to be used to handle on the same hardware. So in a sense, less is more.

  22. Re:Meh... Color me unimpressed. on Flexible Body Armor · · Score: 1

    The thing is, though, you might as well use rigid armor on the places that are not meant to flex. The flexibility is only useful for articulated joints that normally need to remain movable. Everywhere else, you can probably do better with rigid armor.

  23. Re:One good reason NOT to buy Windows Vista: on Ten Reasons to Buy Windows Vista · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gates: "It puts the shackles on its wrist, or it gets the hose again."

    Ballmer: Put the fucking shackles on your wrists! Or I'll fucking kill you!!! (Throws chair.)

  24. It's not just Microsoft... on Core Duo Power Sapping Bug is Microsoft Issue · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't get into a deep sleep when someone jabs a USB plug into one of my ports, either. Apparently I'm hot, I'm pluggable, but I'm not hot-pluggable.

  25. The new equation on Einstein's Theory Improved? · · Score: 1

    E = mc^2 and sometimes Y.