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Why Everyone Loves Apple

realtorperson writes "Why, at least the Apple users, love Apple? According to a recent article, the pure and simple reason is customer service and overall experience. The author writes, 'When Apple competitors are focused on cost reduction to increase profitability, Apple is investing resources to enhance its relationship with its customers. To me, that's impressive. Unfortunately, there are too many companies in the market that could care less about their customers, but Apple is determined and committed in delivering the experience and not just the product. It's regrettably amusing that Apple competitors are working hastily to develop iPod clones to reap in success, but what many of them fail to comprehend is that it's not necessarily the iPod that makes Apple successful, but rather its customer service.'"

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  1. Apple's Customer service is great. by tpgp · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Unfortunately - its customer is RIAA, not us the people who buy & use their products.

    I'll certainly get modded down for this, but consider this scenario:

    I'm in a garage band, I've got about 1000 mp3s of clips, samples, bits of me noodling around on my guitar or keyboard, live performanaces of the band, etc. I keep them all on my ipod. The other band members have similar large collections.

    We all go round to the drummer's house to have a jam, we all have our ipods with us. Now - we should be able to pool all our music together. But try doing it using iTunes - its on the verge of impossible (in fact most ipod owners are afraid to plug their ipod in to someone's computer in case all the files are delete)

    At least in this case, Apple has chosen the interests of large corporations over the interests of its consumers...

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    1. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by zoeblade · · Score: 3, Informative

      Really, portable music players that use lossy codecs are only designed to play finished songs. If you want to record bits of solo work and glue them together, you should save them in a lossless format such as .aif, and copy them across to your fellow group members by putting them onto a portable drive (such as the iPod can be, but there are better ones that aren't also music players) as regular files rather than as songs they should play.

      Unless you just want to listen to each other's noodlings as they are, without futher modification, in which case, you can put your iPod in any computer running OS X, close iTunes back down when it automatically pops up, go into the Terminal, cd on over to /Volumes/[The name of your iPod] and cp the files across.

    2. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are MANY tools out there to allow you to share your music (meaning copy it from the ipod) safely. Try Xplay for example. It rocks.

    3. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by VoxCombo · · Score: 1

      It's common in any industry for suppliers and distributors to partner like this. It's just good supply chain management.

      Whether you agree with the RIAA or not (let's not get into that), Apple is just trying to keep its suppliers happy, which leads to a better supplier-distributor relationship.

    4. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by xmodem_and_rommon · · Score: 1

      or just, um, double-click the icon on the desktop, and drag and drop, maybe? This won't cause itunes to open.

    5. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by tpgp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      cd on over to /Volumes/[The name of your iPod] and cp the files across.

      That sort of solution might be OK for the linux fanboys - but this is Apple (and I would like my filenames preserved, rather then have weird ipod db names)

      When I plug in an iPod that is not the one that is usually synced with iTunes, it would be trivial for Apple to offer a "Add these files to your itunes collection" option.

      But they don't - because their corporate partners are more important then their customers wishes.

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    6. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Zeveck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That argument is poof. Of course it is better for industries to partner together from a business-relationship/profitability point of view. The point being made was that Apple is choosing the interests of the RIAA over that of its customers. The fact that Apple's actions make good business sense for them is something of an aside.

      In addition, we cannot simply say "well, the company is doing what is in its own interests and we should support that" whenever we see otherwise good companies making deals with those that work to screw us.

    7. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by tpgp · · Score: 1

      Apple is just trying to keep its suppliers happy, which leads to a better supplier-distributor relationship.

      You're agreeing with me then?

      I said Apple is more interested in keeping its corporate partners (or suppliers as you put) happy, then it is in keeping the people who buy & use their products happy.

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    8. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by totalbasscase · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that when you browse an iPod as a portable disk, all the music loaded onto it via iTunes is stored in a hidden folder called iPod_Control, randomly separated into 50-some-odd sequentially numbered subfolders, with the artist name removed from the mp3's filename. And that's just for mp3s; AACs are a whole different barrel of wax.

      Still, I find myself using my good old 3rd generation 10GB iPod as my backup device of choice, even though in its ripe old age it makes all sorts of funny whirring noises and takes longer to transfer a file via firewire than it would via... I don't know, a Palm to Palm infrared link.

      But hey, it's plug and play! Wooo.

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    9. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by grouchofan · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, tpgp! The only consumer-oriented thing I've seen Apple do with respect to the iPod is fight the labels to keep its pricing at 99 cents per track. Although, I'm not sure that's entirely consumer-oriented, since it means older tracks we could buy as an entire album for $5 or $6 in the bargain bin will cost $10-13 on iTunes at 99 cents a track...

    10. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by croddy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not to mention the dialog that pops up essentially says, "Hey! It looks like you've plugged your iPod into someone else's computer. I'd better erase all of your music, is that OK?"

      Don't think for a moment that this isn't specifically designed to cultivate a fear of plugging your iPod into someone else's computer. After all, if people share music, Apple can't take a cut of the transaction.

    11. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by kristjansson · · Score: 1

      And without the RIAA willing to play ball, Apple has nothing with the iPod. The design of the hardware/software interfaces and the business model revolves around having iTunes/iTMS. With iTMS, Apple can guarantee its users a pretty damn near seamless and hassle free music purchase/load on mp3 player experience. At this point, NOT having iTMS would hurt the iPod business. Should the RIAA pull the plug on iTMS, yes, they would screw themselves out of their best online revenue stream, but they'd also horribly pinch Apple. Of course, Apple is going to do what makes business sense, which is to try to strike a balance between the needs of the suppliers and the desires of the consumers. Much as I dislike the RIAA business model, and feel that they're imploding by their own gross stupidity, the average up-and-comer lacks the resources to get broad-based appeal, and the consumer, at this point, is not quite ready for searching for unknown (hence risky) music.


      Executive summary: RIAA bad, Apple in bed with RIAA for business purposes, best chance of RIAA extracting stick from ass is iTMS/Fairplay model.

      And if you disagree, look up the convenience of the terms of playsforsure and the fine products bearing that logo. And no, I don't think realistically that an unknown up-and-comer software company has a chance in hell of getting the RIAA to go along with a different, disruptive, but sane DRM model.

    12. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Brian+Kendig · · Score: 4, Informative

      Now - we should be able to pool all our music together. But try doing it using iTunes - its on the verge of impossible.

      Turn on your iPod's disk mode, through the preferences in iTunes. Copy your sound clips to the iPod. Bring your iPod to your friend's house and copy the sound clips off it. No problem.

      Are you complaining that there's no GUI way to copy sound clips directly out of the iPod's music repository? That's like complaining there's no easy way to get at your toaster's heating coils. You're taking an appliance that does a specific job very well, and complaining that it doesn't give you a lot of options for doing something it's not intended to do. iPod is designed to sync up with the iTunes library, and I like that degree of simplicity. It's not designed to let you copy music in and out of its library by hand.

      Yes, if you connect your iPod to someone else's computer and you're not paying attention, you might accidentally let the other person's iTunes replace your song library with his. I don't like the eagerness with which iTunes does this. But the fix is simple: bring your iPod back to your computer and plug it in and sync it up again.

    13. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by MonoSynth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A lot of non-professional multitrack music recorders use lossy compression (mp2, mp3 or proprietary) nowadays. It uses less disk space and less disk I/O. Good A/D converters are much more important. Most of the time you can even bounce (merge) tracks a couple of times before you actually hear the difference....

      Of course there are companies (like Tascam) that market low-budget multitrackers with lossless recording, but the tradeoff is that there wasn't enough money left to include good A/D converters and the recording is limited to two tracks at a time....

    14. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by ragefan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree. Apple is not bowing completely to every RIAA wish. If this were the case each song would be at least $3.99 and you would have to pay twice, once to have it on the computer and once to put it on the iPod. Apple must make some consessions to RIAA in order to have the rights to sell the songs, or the RIAA will just take their toys and go home. The fact that you can still get a song for $.99 and can even rip the AAC files to a playable CD shows that Apple is looking out for the customer. Unfortunately, I think a lot of people forget that businesses have to compromise, not every business can take MS's and Walmart's "My-way-or-the-highway" business style or the economy would fail.

    15. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Fluk3 · · Score: 0

      What the hell are you talking about tpgp? Use the ipod as a hard drive you fool. (Preferences: enable disc use checkbox). I'm and Apple customer, not the AIAA. I've used their computers for 12+ years.

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    16. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by kainewynd2 · · Score: 1

      You do know that the iPod functions as an external hard drive as well as an MP3 player, right? Just put your MP3's on the harddrive in a folder, bring them to your friend's house, copy them to his machine and he can add them to whatever playlist he wants. Sure, this might mean that you "technically" have two copies on your iPod at one time, but who really cares? Apple didn't stifle this sort of creative give-and-take, they just made it so that Digital Rights Managed songs would not be easily moved and they made that ubiquitous for all MP3s added to the PLAYLIST. I transfer music back and forth using the harddrive method all the time... same effect.

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    17. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by jcr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      its customer is RIAA, not us the people who buy & use their products.

      How fashionably militant of you.

      We are the customers. The RIAA is a cartel of suppliers.

      -jcr

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    18. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by jc42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That sort of solution might be OK for the linux fanboys - but this is Apple (and I would like my filenames preserved, rather then have weird ipod db names)

      Heh. Just the sort of know-nothingness that Apple (and MS) depend on to keep you in their thrall.

      If you wanna know how it works and how to get it to do what you want, well, you gotta learn how it works. You must look behind the public mask, grasshopper, and see the reality throuth the lens of the CLI. You must learn to call things by their True Names, which can't be spoken by the mouse.

      Not to mix a metaphor or anything ...

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    19. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by VoxCombo · · Score: 1

      In a way, yes, I am agreeing with you.

      What I'm commenting on is the implication that Apple cares more about pleasing the RIAA than pleasing their customers.

      To any business, the customers are the only thing that matters. Without happy customers, there is no profit. Apple is making concessions to the RIAA because, in the end, it's the best thing for their customers. While doing what they do will alienate some niche markets, such as yourself, Apple made the decision that will be good for the majority of their customers.

    20. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by saboola · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll certainly get modded down for this

      Way off topic I know, but this statement is in fact the key to getting modded up. Of course, I am going to be modded down for pointing this out ;)

    21. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Unfortunately - its customer is RIAA, not us the people who buy & use their products.

      Reality check - Apple has fought the RIAA pretty hard to keep iTMS prices 1)lower, and 2) uniform.

      We all go round to the drummer's house to have a jam, we all have our ipods with us. Now - we should be able to pool all our music together. But try doing it using iTunes - its on the verge of impossible (in fact most ipod owners are afraid to plug their ipod in to someone's computer in case all the files are delete)

      I can't help it you and your friends 1) don't know how to use an iPod, and 2) are incapable of using flash drives, which are specifically made for that sort of thing. You *can* use the iPod as a drive. However, it's not the default mode because - *gasp* - the iPod is a music player!

      If you're trying to use a device for a use that isn't its reason for existance, be prepared to do some legwork to figure out how to make it do what you want. An iPod isn't a replacement for a recording studio.

      Ironically, Apple makes a great product intended *just for you.* It's called GarageBand. Get a laptop.

    22. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by tpgp · · Score: 1, Informative

      What?

      I'm over at my drummer's house:

      Drummer: Dude, lets get all this music together.
      tpgp: I'm not sure how we can do it.
      Brian Kendig: Actually, nobody wants to share music around, its as rare as people wanting to play with their toaster's heating element. tpgp, you're going to have to go back home, recopy all the files that are allready on your ipod and come back here.
      Drummer: Whoa? You serious dude? Everyone likes sharing music. Why does tpgp have to go all the way across town to copy the files again? They're allready here.

      The iPod's UI as a standalone device is a thing of beauty. But once you connect it to itunes things go to hell. It prevents you from doing something the vast majority of portable music player owners would like to do.

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    23. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by shambalagoon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But they don't - because their corporate partners are more important then their customers wishes.

      There wouldnt even BE iPods and iTunes if they didnt satisfy their corporate partners well enough. I applaud Jobs for getting much of the music industry to agree to distribute songs one-by-one digitally. If he had to have some strings attached to make it happen, so be it. If he hadnt, none of this would exist.

      And now that it does, it may be up to new start-ups, hackers, and law suits (like in France) to make it less DRM-encumbered and more accessible.

    24. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like complaining there's no easy way to get at your toaster's heating coils.
       
      uh, no it's not. most other mp3 players allow this easily. i know mine does, it's a simple FAT file system on a USB flash drive when it's plugged into a PC. doesn't get much easier to copy files around and it's a common feature. not that i have an iPod, but my mp3 player makes it easy to cart around documents like my resume, cause you never know who you might run into.

    25. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Angostura · · Score: 1

      I think you're trying to use the iPod/iTunes combo as a portable disk drive/File Manager combo. It's not surprising you'll be fighting the technology a bit. It can be done, by switching off auto-sync and putting the iPod into disk mode, but...

    26. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by eraserewind · · Score: 1

      I know you are joking, but a CLI is still just a User Interface. One that is sadly neglected, and whose architecture (or lack thereof) frankly could do with a bit of an overhaul.

    27. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by the+argonaut · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And without the RIAA willing to play ball, Apple has nothing with the iPod. The design of the hardware/software interfaces and the business model revolves around having iTunes/iTMS.

      Executive summary: RIAA bad, Apple in bed with RIAA for business purposes, best chance of RIAA extracting stick from ass is iTMS/Fairplay model.

      Why do people keep playing this same sorry tune over and over again? First off , get it straight, it's the record companies, not the RIAA. Without the record companies "playing ball", Apple would most likely still have the #1 selling digital music player, but not the #1 online music store. The success of the iPod has almost nothing to do with the iTMS, and without licensing from the labels, Apple would still have the "seamless integration" of the iPod/iTunes.

      And also, the whole "business model" of the iTMS isn't revolutionary at all. People keep making such a big fucking deal about how it's soooooo cutting edge and innovative just because it's the first truly successful online music store, but in reality it's the exact same business model that the recording industry has been using forever: X amount of money to record company to split up as it chooses, generally keeping most for itself and giving a pittance to the person or persons who actually created the music, and Y amount of markup to the retailer (Apple) to cover overhead (storage, software development, bandwidth, credit card fees etc.) and maybe make a little bit of profit. At best what Apple has done is evolutionary, not revolutionary. The iTMS is nothing more than Amazon without any physical product.

      Executive Summary:

      1) Apple has no relationship with the RIAA, so will you idiots please stop saying that, Apple is in bed with the record companies, which is NOT the same thing
      2) Apple derives little to no benefit from their business relationship with the record companies
      3) The best chance of further entrenching and extending the current music industry model in the online world is the iTMS/Fairplay model.

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    28. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Theaetetus · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Not to mention the dialog that pops up essentially says, "Hey! It looks like you've plugged your iPod into someone else's computer. I'd better erase all of your music, is that OK?"

      Don't think for a moment that this isn't specifically designed to cultivate a fear of plugging your iPod into someone else's computer. After all, if people share music, Apple can't take a cut of the transaction. the RIAA will stop letting Apple run the iTMS, and we're back to where we started - having to buy entire albums to get one good track.

      I agree with you, they're trying to encourage people to not copy their friends' music libraries. And yes, there are cases - the garage band with personal noodling tracks that GP mentioned - where this is completely legal. However, the vast majority of cases are people copying tracks that they don't have distribution rights for. I think it's better to slightly inconvenience the few people (and it is slight - you can copy the tracks in the Terminal, using a shell script, using Automator, using freeware utilities, etc.) in order to make the appearance of compliance to the RIAA.

    29. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by sh00z · · Score: 5, Informative
      But they don't - because their corporate partners are more important then their customers wishes.
      This is an oversimplistic way of looking at the situation, and one that lays entirely too much blame at the feet of Apple. Go and look back to the very first pocket mp3 players. The RIAA vs Diamond Rio lawsuit (references here, here, and here is now the legal precedent that Apple and everyone else is following. They are simply not legally allowed to make it trivial to transfer files back off of an iPod. If portable, transferrable music is your goal, just to buy your favorite flavor of Flash-based memopry card (Compact Flash, SD, SmartMedia, Memory Stick, etc., $US 40 for 1 GB) and a USB reader ($US 7-8). Do not accuse Apple of being unfriendly to consumers when it's been demonstrated that if they were to take your approach, they would soon be faced with an injunction that would PREVENT them from selling ANYTHING to consumers.
    30. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by firl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes I know what you mean, I had to have a friend bring me her Ipod because she lost her computer copy, but she paid for it all / owned it legally.

      3 bash / 1 perl script/ and 10 hours later (all automated I did it while at work)

      I had all of the ipod music moved into folders based upon artist / album
      and converted it out of the DRM format.

      DRM, and the RIAA, only hurts the ones that they are trying to protect.

      It didn't hurt me because I am able to get around it, and use 3rd party tools.
      But damn, cmmon give the users what they want.

    31. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by eraserewind · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I mean who'd want to take stuff out of and put stuff into a Library of all things. I keep hearing how great that apple's stuff is, and how it just works, but frankly the combination of iTunes + iPod + Windows is a dog, and most of it apple's fault.

    32. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The only difference between the iPod and any other MP3 player is that iPods can play music off iTunes. There's many more mp3 players out that that don't have all this DRM BS on them, and are actually much easier to use because of this. Just rip your cd's the way you regularly would, or download mp3s off irc (if the cd is copy protected, and you misplaced your shift key), and drag and drop the files on there. About as easy as you can get.

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    33. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by The+Infamous+Grimace · · Score: 1

      We all go round to the drummer's house to have a jam, we all have our ipods with us. Now - we should be able to pool all our music together. But try doing it using iTunes - its on the verge of impossible

      Yeah, it is. Luckily, I keep a copy of Senuti on my iPod, for just such an emergency.


      in fact most ipod owners are afraid to plug their ipod in to someone's computer in case all the files are delete

      Since iPod prefs are stored on the iPod itself, if you are worried about this, simply change the autoupdate pref. I'd wager most people have this disabled anyways, since the shuffle and nano - the two most popular models - couldn't hold all of most peoples' music collection.

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    34. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It prevents you from doing something the vast majority of portable music player owners would like to do.

      ... something which the vast majority of portable music player owners are not legally entitled to do. Yes, there are specific cases - the garage band sharing personal noodling you mention - in which the owner also has distribution rights. But, the vast majority of people don't have distribution rights for any of the music on their iPods.

      I'm an audio engineer - I've got a few dozen tracks on my iPod that I recorded and engineered, and yes, I hold distribution rights for 'em. However, I've also got 8 thousand other tracks that I don't hold distribution rights for. Many of my non-engineer friends have thousands of tracks to which they don't have distribution rights for. Should the iPod have an ability that I can use legally on less than 1% of my tracks and my friends can't use legally at all? Or should we just realize that there are alternate (and better) tools for legally sharing music - burning a CD, using the iPod in disk mode, etc.?

    35. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But that just proves the point. Your inconveniencing the users who aren't 'uber computer gawds', and at the same time not really providing any real protection against pirates. It's like the CD Copy protection used by Sony, EMI, et al. It's annoys the regular users who just want to play the songs on their mp3 player, while the real pirates just use linux of disable cd autorun.

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    36. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As a musician myself (and Mac user since 1984), I understand your frustration.

      However, it would be virtually impossible for Apple to convince the RIAA/MPAA to allow them to even SELL (license?) the content available at the ITMS (which, anyone would admit, is what drives iPod sales), without some sort of DRM. This does not make Apple the RIAA/MPAA's biotch, however. It is just a market reality.

      If you take a look around at other DRM schemes, you will soon come to the conclusion that FairPlay(tm) is by far the least-restrictive.

      Similarly, the extra code (and database space!) required to keep track of who's 'Pod can "trade" what with what other 'Pod would make iTunes FAR less problematic for most users.

      However, this is all a red herring. There are several 'Pod-trading warez out there, like the beer-free senuti , that allow fairly painless 'Pod-"x" Mac 'Pod-"y" transfers in a very iTunes-like manner.

      Maybe that will help.

    37. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by iceperson · · Score: 0, Troll

      says the guy who probably couldn't add coolant to his honda without the manual.

    38. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by umedia · · Score: 1

      Apple customer service? Is there such a thing? I'm not biased against apple, linux or windows as they all have bad support but... When I bought a G5 to replace my G4 I hooked my Apple Cinema display to it and the dang thing blew out. It wouldn't work on the G4; it would not work at all. It was under warranty so I called Apple and was informed I voided the warranty when I hooked up the display to the G5. I made a joke and said, "Things like this would never happen with Windows", the tech rep then called me an arsehole. But then this was the SOHO (New York City) store which is actually staffed by silhouettes. I had another incident with apple support when I was incorporating a few iMac G5s in our reception area, it was a simple matter of interfacing with a windows network and the "support rep" was clueless about the simplest of network protocols and was befuddled at the concept that I would be running PowerPoint presentations on them. But then perhaps they support iPods very well...

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    39. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by William_Lee · · Score: 1
      Are you complaining that there's no GUI way to copy sound clips directly out of the iPod's music repository? That's like complaining there's no easy way to get at your toaster's heating coils. You're taking an appliance that does a specific job very well, and complaining that it doesn't give you a lot of options for doing something it's not intended to do. iPod is designed to sync up with the iTunes library, and I like that degree of simplicity. It's not designed to let you copy music in and out of its library by hand.

      How does this parent get modded informative? Suddenly Apple's DRM is a "design" choice to make things simpler for the user. I'm fine with my Ipod interfacing easily with Itunes, but there's no reason other than DRM to make it a royal pain in the ass to work with your music collection using the normal explorer or another application. Some of us don't want to use Itunes on a PC to manage our music collection. Expecting to be able to see filenames that make sense with metadata in plain site and easy transfers between the Ipod and PC shouldn't be asking for the moon. This isn't anything like trying to get at a toaster's heating coils. It's like wanting to make your toast light, but being unable to because the toaster manufacturer has decided that everyone should have their toast dark, and extra dry to sell more butter for the butter lobby.

    40. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by croddy · · Score: 1
      the RIAA will stop letting Apple run the iTMS, and we're back to where we started - having to buy entire albums to get one good track.

      Weird. I've never experienced this problem. In my experience there is rarely such a thing as an artist that can produce one song worth having but not many.

    41. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Brian+Kendig · · Score: 1

      there's no reason other than DRM to make it a royal pain in the ass to work with your music collection using the normal explorer or another application.

      The iPod is a device for playing your music. It excels at this.

      It is not, nor was it ever intended to be, a device for sharing music. The vast majority of sharing music is not done legally. If iPod had taken 'sharing music' as one of its goals, if Apple had made it easy to use it to give people copies of your music and take copies of their music, then the music industry would have long since sued Apple and won - and laws would have been passed to restrict what mp3 players are allowed to do.

    42. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by eclectic4 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "But try doing it using iTunes - its on the verge of impossible (in fact most ipod owners are afraid to plug their ipod in to someone's computer in case all the files are delete)."

      You should be modded down, because this is user error... on your part. You will be prompted by iTunes which will say (paraphrased), "This iPod is synched with a different iTunes, would you like to erase this iPod and use this new iTunes to synch with?" You then have the option to click "No". If you want to grab music from othe people's iTunes, just set your iPod to manually update, and you can grab music from 100 different iTunes. If you wish to give your friends your music, just plop the actual mp3's onto your iPod as data and give it to them. Your entire beef is due to you not knowing how to use your iPod.

      Mod him down, now...

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    43. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by tpgp · · Score: 1

      But, the vast majority of people don't have distribution rights for any of the music on their iPods.

      You know - you don't have to be an audio engineer to get more then enough freely redistributable music to fill your iPod many times over.

      If Apple were more interested in helping their customers, and less interested in helping RIAA / etc out, archive.org (at least) would be prominently featured in itunes.

      As things stand they're not interested in promoting any msuic they can't make a few dollars on (even where it would not cost them anything and benefit their customers).

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    44. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Echnin · · Score: 1

      Why don't you just say no to that dialog though? It's not that difficult; if you're that worried, you'd better read it before automatically clicking the first choice.

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    45. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 1
      "In my experience there is rarely such a thing as an artist that can produce one song worth having but not many."

      Likewise in my experience there is rarely such a thing as an artist that can produce an alburm with all songs worth having and not just some. Nobody said anything about just one song. But I have many CDs with only 2 or 3 "good" songs out of 12 or 15.

    46. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Following your logic, consider the following:

      1. I should not be allowed to use a car unless I can prove that I have a driver's license. Mag strip swipe by the ignition maybe?
      2. I should not be allowed to fast forward commercials on my VCR or TIVO. In fact, its probably illegal for me not to watch the programs real time, since the rights structure for TV content is all 'broadcast' e.g. real time) related.

      3. Because the RAW format for my Nikon or Canon cameras is proprietary, both of those companies have some proportional rights to the pictures I take with my cameras.

      Its a mini harddrive, with an audio out, with a fancy gui -- that's all. All the abstraction layered ontop of it was a design decision, and we have the right as consumers to critcise those design decision. Especially when they are artificial constraints upon physical properties of the product.

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    47. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Jahz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you really believe that any of iPod, iTunes or iTMS could have succedded without the others, then you are very shortsighted. If you believe that Apple developed each of these three components in the order in which they did purely by coincidence, then you would be mistaken. iTunes is Apple's control. That is why it was developed first. Then came the iPod, the success of which forcebly spread iTunes onto millions of computers. Finally, the last piece of the puzzle: iTMS. The building blocks for the success of iTMS were laid years before it was introduced. Why have other music selling services not been as successful?? It is because Apple already had penetrated your desktop and your mp3 player. All they needed to do was add a link to the store right under the button for your library. You are correct about RIAA and FairPlay. Apple had a hard enough time getting the executives at the record companies to jump on board. I doubt the company is on very good terms with any recording company. The record industry needs Apple just as much as Apple needs the record company. It is a relationship out of tenuous mutual dependance, not love. Every few months you can dig up a story on how Apple and some major label are clashing on some issue... Evolutionary? Sure. But I say that the iTunes-iPod-iTMS was quite revolutionary from a bussiness perspective.

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    48. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      Oh please. Do you really think the labels want to force Apple to charge less than $.99 for less popular songs? If they got their tiered-pricing wishes, those bargain bin artists' songs would be $.99, and anything in heavy rotation on your local top-40 station would be $3.99 per song. You can be sure no record company wants to get less for each individual song than they're getting now.

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    49. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by William_Lee · · Score: 1
      The iPod is a device for playing your music. It excels at this. It is not, nor was it ever intended to be, a device for sharing music. The vast majority of sharing music is not done legally. If iPod had taken 'sharing music' as one of its goals, if Apple had made it easy to use it to give people copies of your music and take copies of their music, then the music industry would have long since sued Apple and won - and laws would have been passed to restrict what mp3 players are allowed to do.

      There are plenty of other mp3 players out there that make adding music to them as simple as dragging a song from your PC to the player. There is such a thing (at least for the time being) as fair use here. These other players operate within the current laws. People should not be forced to be tied to Itunes to enjoy the full functionality of the player.

      While this type of functionality may make sharing easier, honest consumers who don't want to be tied down to Apple's lousy interface on the PC (or who just prefer a different way of managing their library) shouldn't have their choice restricted.

      To argue that this is some kind of benefit as the parent poster did is nonsense.

    50. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by XSteveMurphy · · Score: 1

      There is an excellent piece of free software out there that solves this problem. It's called PodPlayer, available at http://www.ipodsoft.com/index.php?/software/podpla yer/. According to the site the software was designed for playing your iPod on a computer without iTunes, but it has an excellent Extract feature that lets you browse your entire iPod library in a very similar style to iTunes, including browsing by Playlist. Then you just pick the songs you want and hit Extract to pull them off to another computer. The best part about this software? NO INSTALL. You just copy the single .exe to your iPod's disk, and when you're at someone's computer you plug in your iPod, run the .exe from Windows Explorer, and the program runs right off your iPod disk. Excellent software. Enjoy!

    51. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by wish+bot · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yes, and if you'd ever actually even looked at an iPod you'd know you can do this with them too. iPods mount as an external drive and can be used in disk-mode. The simply store >only If you really need to get music out of the iPod music directories, and you can't handle using the command line to do this, then simply keep one of the many programs that simplifies this for you ON YOUR IPOD! Install it on the PC you're plugging into, and now you've got access to 'your' music.

      This is trivial. This is a no-brainer. But here we are, on a site for NERDS, and people can't grasp this basic idea.

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    52. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      What you meant to write: Drummer: Whoa? You serious dude? Everyone likes pirate music. Why does tpgp have to go all the way across town to copy the files again? They're allready here.

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    53. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by wish+bot · · Score: 1
      Weird. Slashcode ate my tags.

      You get the gist though.

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    54. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by tpgp · · Score: 3, Funny

      How fashionably militant of you.

      Gosh! Fashionably militant? I'm not sure what you mean, but it sounds exciting.

      We are the customers. The RIAA is a cartel of suppliers.

      Oh - right, thanks for clearing that up. God I was stupid for getting them the wrong way round. Or perhaps I was making a point and you're just more literal minded then the rest of the human race.

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    55. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by mazesoft · · Score: 1

      While this type of functionality may make sharing easier, honest consumers who don't want to be tied down to Apple's lousy interface on the PC (or who just prefer a different way of managing their library) shouldn't have their choice restricted.

      Than don't be restricted by Apple... buy a Creative or iRiver or Flavor of the Month type of device. Apple's design decisions were not made to benefit the geek culture, but to make a set standard that every idiot can figure out, don't like it, buy something else, or find a way around it.

    56. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      randomly separated into 50-some-odd sequentially numbered subfolders, with the artist name removed from the mp3's filename.

      Sorry, but it's time somebody joined the late 90s. MP3s have tags now.

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    57. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by joeyblades · · Score: 1
      3 years ago, I would have agreed with this, however over the last several years I feel Apple's customer service and their attitude towards their customers have degraded seriously. I fault the success of the iPod... It's kind of like when small towns boom because of the success of some business - it doesn't feel like a small, home town anymore.

      I guess it was inevitable. 5 Years ago, I couldn't envision buying anything but Apple computers (I have 4 in service now and have been using Macs since 1985-ish). However, with Apple's customer service waning and the switch to Intel processors, which will force me to do a wholesale software switch-over... I'm not so sure my next computer will be a Mac...

    58. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by swillden · · Score: 1

      I know you are joking, but a CLI is still just a User Interface. One that is sadly neglected, and whose architecture (or lack thereof) frankly could do with a bit of an overhaul.

      You've never used zsh, have you?

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    59. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Apple (and I would like my filenames preserved, rather then have
      weird ipod db names)


      Linux fanboys, as you so insultingly call them, simply rename the files from
      their id3 tags using a 3-line shell script. Apple acolytes whine on about life
      not being fair on public forums.

      Pathetic

    60. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      The reason they are so successful with the iPod is the integration of iTunes and iTMS with the device. It's trivial to get setup and start buying stuff. Even a complete moron can do it. Personally, I never found Rhapsody or MusicMatch all that complicated but Apple puts their stuff together so that it looks pretty and works very nicely together.

      What the OP said is right...there's nothing evolutionary about it. They wrote software to work with a specific device...whoopie doo.

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    61. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by VoxCombo · · Score: 1
      1) Apple has no relationship with the RIAA, so will you idiots please stop saying that, Apple is in bed with the record companies, which is NOT the same thing
      When people talk about they RIAA, most of the time they mean the 4 major record labels it represents. It's just easier to say RIAA, because most people don't know what "The Big 4" means.

      And true, plenty of non-RIAA labels work with Apple as well, but the big players in negotiating the rules were the big 4.
    62. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Please, by all means, criticize away. It's definitely within your rights.

      By your logic, of course, I should be able to walk into someone's house and take my pick of their property. After all, laws against stealing are merely artificial constraints placed upon the natural physical properties of the objects I want.

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    63. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by DreamingReal · · Score: 1
      Man, I wish I had mod points for you! Thank you for cutting through the BS and hitting the nail on the head. Mod the parent up!

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    64. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by billcopc · · Score: 1

      First off, you're using the wrong tool for the job. If you're serious about your band, get some real semi-pro recording equipment.. it will probably cost less than the sum of all your iPods (only you don't listen to your ADAT unit on the bus).

      Secondly: there are tons of non-Apple solutions out there, they're just not as sexy, right ? Everyone has the choice to buy or not buy DRM-crippled devices. Now don't get me wrong, I love Apple for reasons unknown, they're the cocaine of the electronics industry, but why can't you just buy someone else's less-crippled hard-disk based walkman ?

      Me ? I don't have one, but I used to play mp3's on my PDA and it was just fine. I still have a CD-based mp3 player both in the car and in the pocket, and the only upgrade I have in mind is a DVD-Rom based car deck that plays MP3's.. Mmmmm.. 60 albums on one disc.

      My only gripe about MP3 is about Fraunhofer picking 128kbps as the "standard", ten years ago. I wish they'd chosen 160 instead. Of the few times I've fired up a P2P client in the last few years, most everyone had nasty 128kbps tracks of even the new stuff. Such a goddamned shame! I rip everything with "lame --extreme", resulting in ~230 kbps VBR that I can't distinguish from the original 99.44% of the time.

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    65. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      But that just proves the point. Your inconveniencing the users who aren't 'uber computer gawds', and at the same time not really providing any real protection against pirates. It's like the CD Copy protection used by Sony, EMI, et al. It's annoys the regular users who just want to play the songs on their mp3 player, while the real pirates just use linux of disable cd autorun.

      You may have missed the point of this DRM... Yes, it's trivial to get around for anyone with any real drive, but it stops the casual "I'll just copy these for my friend" pirate. And even then, that wasn't Apple's point. Apple's point was to appease the RIAA, who previously were opposed to any online music store. They gave a few concessions to them (burn a playlist only 10 times to CD, share with only 3 computers on your network), and in exchange, the RIAA said "yes, you can have your music store".

      The alternative - Apple makes it trivial and easy to rip CDs to your iPod and then plug into a friends' computer to transfer 'em back - would result in lawsuits and no iTMS. There wouldn't be a case where you could do that and the RIAA would shrug and say "oh, I guess that's fine."

    66. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many of the songs on those services are Top 40 Billboard hits? How many of them are being played on MTV?

      In other words: how many of them are of any interest to the majority demographic?

    67. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      You know - you don't have to be an audio engineer to get more then enough freely redistributable music to fill your iPod many times over.

      What's your point? Many people like "mainstream" music. Sure, it's overproduced fluff, but there are many people who like that. Additionally, the copy protection on the iPod doesn't prevent you from listening to underground bands or sharing their stuff. It merely prevents you from easily sharing stuff you don't have distribution rights for.

      Go back and respond to my original point if you disagree - that preventing those who can legally share tracks is inconveniencing only a small percentage of users - rather than changing the subject to say that people should stop listening to RIAA-backed artists.

    68. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      The scenario you're talking about doesn't make sense. You wouldn't keep all those clips that you made with Garageband stored on the iPod using iTunes (which puts them in an invisible folder), that would be just silly. It would make the clips hard to work with in any other program.

      What any reasonable person would do it just copy them to the iPod as it's sitting on the desktop, thus using it like a portable hard drive, and making it trivially easy to get off on the other end.

      I know a lot of musicians, many of whom have iPods, and many of them use them to move work around. But I don't know anyone who keeps their works-in-progress saved in iTunes, that's just not it's function. After you've finished making a song, then sure load it in. But something you want to share with other people, you don't put in there.

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    69. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      1. I should not be allowed to use a car unless I can prove that I have a driver's license. Mag strip swipe by the ignition maybe

      I don't see how this applies to the discussion... You aren't legally allowed to use a car on public roads unless you can prove you have a driver's license (sure, you can do it, but you're breaking the law. Good chance you won't get caught, though). But what does this have to do with easily sharing copywritten music?

      2. I should not be allowed to fast forward commercials on my VCR or TIVO. In fact, its probably illegal for me not to watch the programs real time, since the rights structure for TV content is all 'broadcast' e.g. real time) related.

      Nope - time shifting and format shifting are both legal, protected by the Betamax decision. Fast-forwarding is merely time-shifting in a non-proportional format. Now, editing out the commercials is greyer, and possibly not legal.
      As a side note - I work at a radio station, and we pay our BMI and ASCAP licenses to use music. We frequently read commercials over copywritten music - that's legal. However, if we record a voice-over commercial over a piece of copywritten music, then we're in violation of the law because we don't have rights to edit the music... adding voice-over to it counts as editing.

      All this really means is that copyright is very confusing law.

      3. Because the RAW format for my Nikon or Canon cameras is proprietary, both of those companies have some proportional rights to the pictures I take with my cameras. No - their agreement with you is that you have full rights to the pictures. This has nothing to do with music, where you have very specific rights. Its a mini harddrive, with an audio out, with a fancy gui -- that's all. All the abstraction layered ontop of it was a design decision, and we have the right as consumers to critcise those design decision. Especially when they are artificial constraints upon physical properties of the product.

      Are you criticizing the design of the product, or copyright law? Because the former is designed to obey the latter. It's not a chicken and egg thing - copyright came first.

    70. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      lets see what makes the service so great for the customer now.

      30 days free phone support
      you pay for shipping in the 2nd half of the warranty period (for iPods)
      and after paying for the phone support after 30 days you have to still go online to get the RMA processed.

      how is this good support?

      HP has 24/7 telephone support for the full 1 year of your warranty and no shipping charges to the customer.
      this includes the HP/Apple iPods.

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    71. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're missing the point. If the iPod didn't provide some semblance of copy protection, if it didn't create the appearance of protecting copyrighted music, and if Apple as a company didn't pretend to give a shit about the RIAA, then the iPod could not exist as a consumer product in the way it does today.

      Nobody likes the RIAA, except for the record labels. I doubt even the people who work at Apple like them, or like having to basically cripple their hardware and software because of them. But it just doesn't make any sense, if you wanted to produce a useful product -- and useful requires that you not get sued and get an injunction placed against distributing the product, or get run out of business by billion-dollar DMCA lawsuits, groundless as they may be -- you don't go taking a baseball bat to the hornet's nest that is the RIAA.

      Instead, you blow some smoke at them. Appease them, if you will. You throw some trivial copy protection on there, enough so you can say "hey, we told them not to steal music," but which makes it easy for anybody with half a brain to download Senuti (or any of the other dozen utilities that are out there) and share their music with anyone else.

      It's a good compromise, and I much prefer it to the alternative, which is that they wait for the RIAA to either sue them into the ground, or use their pet politicians to pass some bullshit law requiring really onerous DRM. Because that's the alternative.

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    72. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by mspohr · · Score: 1
      Interesting that the **AAs have successfully eliminated the concept of "fair use". We all now believe that all file sharing is illegal.

      Folks... back in the old days, we had the right to share music files with our friends, make backup copies, and copy files to different media.

      Now we have the **AAs (with Apple as the enforcer) preventing us from doing this... oh well, we've lost a lot of other freedoms, too, and nobody seems to mind.

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    73. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by tpgp · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, they're trying to encourage people to not copy their friends' music libraries.

      No - you agree with the OP that Apple are deliberately imposing artificial limits on their customers - that do nothing to stop pirates and everything to hurt normal consumers.

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    74. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Interesting that the **AAs have successfully eliminated the concept of "fair use". We all now believe that all file sharing is illegal.

      Speak for yourself. Those of us who don't just blindly listen to what we're told know that most music sharing is illegal, but there are cases that aren't.

    75. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      ...and if your reading comprehension skills weren't the result of our public school system, you'd have noticed that your viewpoint is exactly the same as that of the individual you've just bitched out. Way to think, genius.

    76. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Zebra_X · · Score: 1

      To respond to both of you...

      Don't think for a moment that this isn't specifically designed to cultivate a fear of plugging your iPod into someone else's computer.

      I think the "Nuke" dialog is just asinine software design and not really any sort of conspiracy to train users not to plug their iPods into other computers.

      However, the vast majority of cases are people copying tracks that they don't have distribution rights for.

      You see, once you copy something to your iPod, you can *never* copy it back using iTunes. Including get this, Play Lists. For better or worse, the iPod is a one way device.

      So really, what is the point of nuking someone's iPod? It's another example of Apple not clearly thinking through their user experience.

    77. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      No - you agree with the OP that Apple are deliberately imposing artificial limits on their customers - that do nothing to stop pirates and everything to hurt normal consumers.

      How does this "hurt" normal consumers - realizing that 'normal' consumers are not producers of music and don't hold distribution rights to most of the music they carry on their iPods?

      Also, you bolded "artificial limits". iPods don't grow on trees. Anything they do is artificial. Maybe you meant something else there?

    78. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      No, it wasn't. GP's assertion is that maybe Apple's insistence on $.99 songs isn't in fact consumer-oriented, because if they abandoned it you might be able to get bargain-bin CDs from iTunes for a price comparable to what you'd pay in the record store rather than for $10. You wouldn't.

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    79. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      Apple didn't insist on not lowering prices on cheaper tracks- they insisted on not raising prices on popular tracks.

    80. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This article reads like a paid ad, but nevermind that, yeah, you're totally right. Apple cares a hell of lot more about their bottom line than do about customers. And if you don't believe that, history is littered with uncounted examples of Apple treating their most ardent fans like shit. Nobody pulls a bait-and-switch like Apple; ask the OEMs they've left for dead. Can you say "control freaks"? Or "snow job"? Really. Shiny nice stuff, to be sure. But don't ever think "empowering consumers" is anywhere near the top of Apple's agenda.

    81. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Reverend528 · · Score: 2, Funny
      You've never used zsh, have you?

      Has anyone ever used zsh?

    82. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      I don't see how this applies to the discussion... You aren't legally allowed to use a car on public roads unless you can prove you have a driver's license (sure, you can do it, but you're breaking the law. Good chance you won't get caught, though). But what does this have to do with easily sharing copywritten music?

      I agree that its illegal, but my point is the car manufacturer should not be constrained in their design to enforce the law in this regard. My point is that apple is building limitations in their devices to protect someone else's legal interests, when its completely irrelevant to what the product does. It plays music. No one is physical injured, had their quality of life impact, or damaged the environment by this device playing music -- that should be the total 'external' design constraint, aside from physical properties of the construction materials and ability to makret/sell the product.

      I'll skip the betamax situation since i'm not a lawyer, and as a canadian the legal result has no direct impact on me..

      3. Because the RAW format for my Nikon or Canon cameras is proprietary, both of those companies have some proportional rights to the pictures I take with my cameras. No - their agreement with you is that you have full rights to the pictures. This has nothing to do with music, where you have very specific rights.

      This is wrong. Nikon encrypts the NEF (RAW) file white balance information. I can be sued/injured under the DCMA for decrypting the settings of my exposure so that I can use it in another non-Nikon program. Its my picutre, my white balance configuration, Nikon's data. My output is not my own; Nikon could issue an injunction to prevent me from using my own information.

      Are you criticizing the design of the product, or copyright law? Because the former is designed to obey the latter. It's not a chicken and egg thing - copyright came first.

      I am criticising the unnecessary influence of copyright law on physical design. Copying an ipod design and selling it as "UbergrendlePod" should be illegal. Creating a device -- photocopier, VCR, iPod, DVD player, computer hard disk -- that has the capability of copyright circumvention should not be illegal. Apple has gone one step further and BUILT IN copyright protection features that consumers do not want, and aren't necessary for a portable music player.

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    83. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      The iPod could exist just fine. iTunes is another story altogether. There's no problem with MP3 players that have absolutely no DRM on them. The problem is only introduced once you have an online music store. I think the whole online music store is a good thing, but I think the world would be fine without it. It hasn't lowered the price of CDs, or even the cost of music, because the online files are about the same price, minus the actual nicities of having an physical copy. You can buy individual songs, but I don't usually feel the need to support an artist who can only produce 1 or 2 good songs.

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    84. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by slungsolow · · Score: 1

      um

      call me

    85. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by CatOne · · Score: 1

      Just go get Senuti or iPod.iTunes or PodWorks. Ranging from free to $8, and you're covered.

    86. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

      The iTMS is nothing more than Amazon without any physical product.

      You do have a way of boiling something very significant down to nothing, don't you. Check it out:

      Walmart is nothing more than Standard Oil with more products, and no oil.

      Microsoft is nothing more than the Dutch East India Company, but with software instead of tea.

      Martha Stewart is nothing more than the Roman Empire without Christian-eating lions.

      Gee, that's fun.

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    87. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by nolife · · Score: 1

      Can you point out the sections of your links that you base you claim from?

      It may be in there but what I got out of the findlaw link was:

      - The Rio is not making digital copies of a digital transmission in the manner that the SCMS rules of the home recording act should not apply to Rio. It does not apply because it is coping "files", and not making a digital copy of an actual digital transmission, they refered to the Rio "file" copy as an indirect transmission.

      The final word is in the referneced fidlaw link is:

      For the foregoing reasons, the Rio is not a digital audio
      recording device subject to the restrictions of the Audio Home
      Recording Act of 1992. The district court properly denied the
      motion for a preliminary injunction against the Rio's manu-
      facture and distribution. Having so determined, we need not
      consider whether the balance of hardships or the possibility of
      irreparable harm supports injunctive relief.


      The only legal resolution I see from this is the Rio and similar devices do not apply to that law.

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    88. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I'm not necessarily sure that without the iTMS that the iTunes/iPod combo would fly, without any protection against downloading the songs back to a PC that they didn't come from.

      It would be pretty easy to make an argument that Apple was negligent in creating a product that could so easily be used to pirate massive quantities of copyrighted content -- that in effect, they had created a system perfectly tailored to the unlicensed copying and distribution of copyrighted content: iTunes rips tracks from CDs, compresses, stores, and organizes them, they are transparently synced to the iPod, and then the iPod can be taken to another computer and its contents downloaded. I think it would be trivial to argue that by not including some safeguard against downloading imported tracks, that Apple was failing to act in a "reasonable and prudent" manner with regards to others' property, and that's the basis for negligence.

      Now I find these sort of secondary-liability suits rather distasteful, and I'm not even sure if one would succeed, but it wouldn't really have to -- it would only have to hurt Apple either financially or in terms of its reputation, something that wouldn't have been hard to do, right when the iPod first came out. A lot of product liability torts are really used just as a way to bludgeon companies with huge expenses, and although Apple has a big war chest, it's not infinite. It just doesn't make any sense to create that sort of trouble for yourself. Apple is a big, fat target with deep pockets: they're a lawsuit magnet.

      And in the long run, even if Apple survived the lawsuits, it wouldn't be hard to convince a few Senators (after administering the correct amount of cash) that the iPod was merely a "piracy machine." I'm sure the music labels would be able to create all sorts of sales figures showing how much money they'd lost due to iPod piracy, and how it was just going to be one downward spiral into dope-smoking Communism if immediate action wasn't taken. Remember this all would have happened before iPods became the cultural phenomenon they are today, so it wouldn't have been difficult for the labels to get legislation passed and kill hard-drive based MP3 players the same way they killed DAT: with an overabundance of restrictions or some form of mandated copy protection.

      When I think of the ways that a showdown between Apple circa 2001 and the RIAA and the record labels might have played out, there are a lot more end-states that look worse than the situation today than there are ones that look better.

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    89. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      Let's try it!

      I know i'm going to be modded down for this, but I like the savory taste of bacon more than I like the tantalizing taste of turkey. /me waits for the results.

    90. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If portable, transferrable music is your goal, just to buy your favorite flavor of Flash-based memopry card (Compact Flash, SD, SmartMedia, Memory Stick, etc., $US 40 for 1 GB) and a USB reader ($US 7-8)."

      No doubt. And you can also use a laptop hard drive in one of those USB/Firewire mobile disk enclosures for the large volume crowd which is not that much larger than an iPod.

    91. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 1

      ipods show up as USB mass storage if you have disk mode on.. I've carted around gigs of data on mine

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    92. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      It seems, however, to appease everyone...that they could enforce their drm and copy 'blocks' only against DRM'ed music from the iTunes store.

      It would seem trivial for Apple to modify iTunes to allow for easy transfer of non-DRM'ed music....make it easy for people like this fella that has HIS music and his bandmates parts on their iPods....

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    93. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by jsebrech · · Score: 1

      The top 40 is not this magical thing where all the good music in the world ends up. The top 40 is an artificial creation of the music industry to simplify the market. If you can sell 40 singles 10.000 times each, or you can sell 10.000 singles 40 times each, it's obviously much preferable to do the former, because your overhead is a lot lower.

      Top 40 music is no better than what you find on independent sites. In fact, often it is worse because it has to cater to the lowest common denominator.

      Check out cdbaby.com, whatever your taste, I guarantee you that there will be music on there that you'll like. As a nice bonus, most of that music can be bought via itunes too.

    94. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by sh00z · · Score: 1

      You were pointing right to it, but missing the last logical link. If the Rio (and, by extension, all of the pther portable players coming after it, including the iPod) were able to "make digital copies" (which, when you dig down into the arguments, was semantically equivalent to "act like a hard drive"), then it would be considered a "recording device," and the provisions of SCMS would apply, just like they do for MiniDisc and DAT. Disabling the "copy from" functions from mp3 players is what prevents them from being treated as recording devices, and inheriting all of those copyright control mechanisms.

    95. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by jsebrech · · Score: 1

      3) The best chance of further entrenching and extending the current music industry model in the online world is the iTMS/Fairplay model.

      Did you know that the itms has a lot of independent music? I'm not talking about indie as a genre, I'm talking as a business model. Lots of the artists from cdbaby have their music up on the itms.

      You can buy from the itms and buy indie, if you want to. Problem is: not enough people want to. That's the free market. People want to buy from the mainstream record companies, despite a crappier product and higher prices, only because of familiarity and community (having the same music as your friends). Tough deal. Apple is only giving people what they want.

    96. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by tpgp · · Score: 1

      How does this "hurt" normal consumers - realizing that 'normal' consumers are not producers of music and don't hold distribution rights to most of the music they carry on their iPods?

      We have different definitions of 'normal' here. *shrug* whatever.

      Also, you bolded "artificial limits". iPods don't grow on trees. Anything they do is artificial. Maybe you meant something else there?

      Errr yes - everything they do is artificial. Good point.

      However - I hope you're not majoring in english over at BU - artifical has meanings beyond your simplistic 'something not found in nature' definition.

      Namely: Brought about or caused by sociopolitical or other human-generated forces or influences

      So - the artificial limit being referred to in this case is Apple designing the iPod to impede an action that should be easy.

      In Apple's case - to appease its corporate partners.

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    97. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....and law suits (like in France) to make it less DRM-encumbered and more accessible.....

      If Apple really wanted to make DRM free music now, they could just sell all music in France without the DRM and tell the record companies: "sorry, but the new law makes the parts in our contract that require DRM null and void, so we just removed the DRM so ITMS is compatible with the other music players". When the music companies see that the absence of DRM makes no difference in the number of iTunes music downloads, perhaps they'll finally be convinced of the foolishness of DRM in the first place and drop it once and for all, everywhere. I suspect though that Apple now LIKES the DRM since it limits competition with the iPod.

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    98. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by the+argonaut · · Score: 1

      If you really believe that any of iPod, iTunes or iTMS could have succedded without the others, then you are very shortsighted. If you believe that Apple developed each of these three components in the order in which they did purely by coincidence, then you would be mistaken.

      I'm sorry, but you're the one who is mistaken. iPod+iTunes succeeded just fine without the iTMS, and would have continued to be a success even without the iTMS. The iTMS, on the other hand, would not have been able to succeed as well as it has without the iPod. Here's a newsflash for ya: MOST PEOPLE STILL GET THEIR MUSIC FROM SOMEPLACE OTHER THAN THE ITMS. How many people do you know that fill up their 60 GB (or even 20 or 30 GB) of iPod with music bought from Apple?

      If Apple gets any benefit from the iTMS and their deal with the record companies, it's vendor lock-in, i.e. once people start down the shiny iPod road, they'll keep going because they've amassed a collection of only iPod compatible DRM'ed music. I think this effect is so far negligible as most people don't own many Fairplayed music files, but as time goes on and they pick up a few tracks here and there, they will eventually have a pretty significant investment.

      The record industry needs Apple just as much as Apple needs the record company.

      The record industry needs Apple because the iPod/iTMS/Fairplay system supports their business model. Apple doesn't need them to sell iPods.

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    99. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      Paul Falstad probably has a couple times

    100. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by the+argonaut · · Score: 1

      People want to buy from the mainstream record companies, despite a crappier product and higher prices, only because of familiarity and community (having the same music as your friends).

      You have it partially correct:

      People want to buy things they're familiar with.

      People travelling don't generally eat at McDonald's because the food is better than the local mom and pop fast food joint, they eat at McDonald's because they know what they're going to get, even if what they're going to get is substandard. In the case of music, people buy from the "big four" because they're familiar with their products, when most likely they could find lots of good indie music they would like, but first they'd have to experiment and try out new music they might not like. The iTMS is good for indie labels and bands because it provides them with "shelf space" they wouldn't be able to get at Walmart, Target, Best Buy, etc. Unfortunately, musicians signed with the big labels still get most of the spotlight and are featured on the front page much more often.

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    101. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by the+argonaut · · Score: 1

      You do have a way of boiling something very significant down to nothing, don't you.

      Except that I didn't boil it down to nothing. Your analogies fail where mine works because Apple and Amazon are selling essentially the same product (or rather everything that Apple sells Amazon sells as well), they both sell their products online, the only essential difference is that Apple delivers their product digitally, without physical product. The iTMS is nothing more than a digital music retailer. There's not much that's special about that.

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    102. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by the+argonaut · · Score: 1

      When people talk about they RIAA, most of the time they mean the 4 major record labels it represents.

      I really really really REALLY want to believe this is true, that people really do know the difference between the RIAA and the corporations that are members of it, but after reading /. for the last several years, I don't have that much faith in the intelligence of my fellow men and women.

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    103. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ......Apple would most likely still have the #1 selling digital music player....

      I think that is likely true. There could be a simple, probably not too scientific survey on /. that asks what percentage of an iPod owner's music thereon came from the ITMS versus ripped CDs and other free downloads. If my own music collection on the ipod is an indication, then only 10-12% comes from the ITMS, if that. Perhaps someone has already done a survey like that.

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    104. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by tpgp · · Score: 1

      You should be modded down, because this is user error... on your part. You will be prompted by iTunes which will say (paraphrased), "This iPod is synched with a different iTunes, would you like to erase this iPod and use this new iTunes to synch with?" You then have the option to click "No". If you want to grab music from othe people's iTunes, just set your iPod to manually update, and you can grab music from 100 different iTunes. If you wish to give your friends your music, just plop the actual mp3's onto your iPod as data and give it to them. Your entire beef is due to you not knowing how to use your iPod.

      Perhaphs I should be modded down - but not for any of the reasons you mention.

      The problem I described (a bunch of people in a room, with iPods and a computer, wondering how to pool the mp3s) is not solved by any of your methods.

      As other posters have pointed out - you need third party products to do that easily.

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    105. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by the+argonaut · · Score: 1

      I don't know what the current number is, but I recall seeing somewhere aw hile back that the average iPod owner purchases something like 5-10 songs from the iTMS. In my case, I have purchased exactly 6 songs. Everything else I've gotten from the iTMS has been things like the weekly free download and a few songs that I got from the Pepsi promo they did.

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    106. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

      Uhuh. Well, let's go back in time, say ten years, and tell some folks that in the future there will be a store with no physical presence *and* no physical products making a fortune. Ask them how special that is.

      You can't just write off the difference between physical and non-physical as nothing. Amazon has a supply chain, warehouses, shipping contracts, and all of the employees and headaches associated with it. On the flip side the customer gets to deal with shipping, delays, lost and damaged items.

      iTMS has none of that. Moreover, iTMS is distinct from other digital music retailers in that it's a division of a company that sells hardware specifically geared to their music product and preloaded with software to provide a seamless experience across the board. You think that all adds up to a minor distinction? Tell that to Jeff Bezos -- I think he'd love to have "non-physical" in his business plan.

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    107. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't have to change the features of the product to perform something trivial. This feature upgrade should be provide by the Creators.

      I know consumers would not like to go out of their way to hack a device.

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    108. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by swillden · · Score: 1

      Has anyone ever used zsh?

      Many thousands of people. Why?

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    109. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by tha_mink · · Score: 1

      The alternative - Apple makes it trivial and easy to rip CDs to your iPod and then plug into a friends' computer to transfer 'em back - would result in lawsuits and no iTMS. There wouldn't be a case where you could do that and the RIAA would shrug and say "oh, I guess that's fine."

      Or the other alternative, Apple could say "Fuck me? No Fuck you!" and call the stupid bluff. I mean, do we not think that the RIAA and/or their artists and production companies are seeing chang from the iTMS which they wouldn't see without it. To me, the consumer calls the ball and in this case the iTMS is the consumer. Especially, now that it's an actual revenue stream for everyone involved. Why couldn't apple say "You know what, we really want the iPod to be more flexable so we're taking all that bullshit off to make it easier for OUR customers"

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    110. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      You see, once you copy something to your iPod, you can *never* copy it back using iTunes. Including get this, Play Lists. For better or worse, the iPod is a one way device.

      You can copy it using other methods. So really, what is the point of nuking someone's iPod? It's another example of Apple not clearly thinking through their user experience.

      Because the iPod is synced to a machine... And it'd be very strange and unpredictable behavior to have it sync'd to multiple machines.

    111. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      It would seem trivial for Apple to modify iTunes to allow for easy transfer of non-DRM'ed music....make it easy for people like this fella that has HIS music and his bandmates parts on their iPods....

      Problem with that is that most non-DRM'd music is still copywritten, and users don't have distribution rights to it. Of the several thousand tracks on my iPod, only about two dozen are from iTMS. The rest were ripped by me.

    112. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by nolife · · Score: 1

      I applaud Jobs for getting much of the music industry to agree to distribute songs one-by-one digitally.

      Take off your blinders man. Your credit to Jobs seems to defy history. There were at least 3 mainstream online music stores that sold individual tracks for 99 cents a piece from the major labels long BEFORE iTMS was doing it. I'm sure Jobs was not negotiating conditions for his competitors.

      When did Real/Rhapsody start negotiations with the RIAA? I assume you know as you claimed Jobs did the actual work.

      Instead of modding me down as a troll, or changing the subject, stand by the claim and show us your timeline of the events using some actual facts.

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    113. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Problem with that is that most non-DRM'd music is still copywritten, and users don't have distribution rights to it. Of the several thousand tracks on my iPod, only about two dozen are from iTMS. The rest were ripped by me."

      But, that's not Apple's problem is it? Their deal is with the DRM'ed stuff that they sell with permission of the record industry. It isn't their problem what files/songs you transfer on/off that are your own creations. If you ripped your own CD's the that box, you have every right to move them between your computers.

      IMHO...Apple's reasonable responsibility is to the songs they sell, but, like every other player out there....they aren't liable or responsible for user created content on the player.

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    114. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Zebra_X · · Score: 1

      You can copy it using other methods.

      And that is why i said music can never be copied back using *itunes*.

      Because the iPod is synced to a machine... And it'd be very strange and unpredictable behavior to have it sync'd to multiple machines.

      You miss my point. The ipod should know what machine it comes from. if it is connected to another machine, an attempt to sync is not made. anyone should be able to play their ipod music through any itunes.

      Another way to look at it is this. Of the times that you connect your ipod to a computer, how many of them do you wish to delete all of the music on your ipod?

      My answer is: almost never

      So why then is "nuke the ipod" the default behavior? There is really no reasonable explanation other than Apple not really thinking about the way they designed iTunes.

      Also note that if apple really didn't want us copying music, they would have put the music into an a file format that cannot be read easily or at all. As it is, itunes just reorgs the music and makes it unreadable to human eyes.

    115. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      We have different definitions of 'normal' here. *shrug* whatever.

      Fair enough. I'm referring to the majority of consumers. The vast majority of consumers have distribution rights to none of the music they have on their iPods.

      So - the artificial limit being referred to in this case is Apple designing the iPod to impede an action that should be easy.
      In Apple's case - to appease its corporate partners.

      Yes, that's completely true. Also, their corporate partners are justified in their demands, because the majority of iPod users have no distribution rights to their music.

    116. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by iMac+Were · · Score: 0
      That argument is poof.
      Never heard "poof" used as an adjective, darling. Of course, as a dedicated macboy I'm totally familiar with it as noun. Kisses.
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    117. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by nolife · · Score: 1

      I still do not get the same thing out of that argument based on the reading and the fact that there are many players in the market right now that allow removeble storage or internal storage that can be moved from PC to PC or copied freely. If your theory was correct, any portable audio device with the capability of using removeable media would fall under those guidelines and should be required to have SCMS incorporated. I have an RCA Lyra that shows up as a removeable disk. I can drag and drop audio files to and from it with no problem on any PC, Windows or Linux and probably even a Mac. I do not have any special software and there are no restrictions. Is that device considered illegal and should it have SMCS? If this case set the standard that those type of devices would fall under the 1992 audio recording act, how are these devices being sold legally?

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    118. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Or the other alternative, Apple could say "Fuck me? No Fuck you!" and call the stupid bluff. I mean, do we not think that the RIAA and/or their artists and production companies are seeing chang from the iTMS which they wouldn't see without it. To me, the consumer calls the ball and in this case the iTMS is the consumer. Especially, now that it's an actual revenue stream for everyone involved. Why couldn't apple say "You know what, we really want the iPod to be more flexable so we're taking all that bullshit off to make it easier for OUR customers"

      Maybe Apple is saying that...
      You can burn playlists (even of "DRM'd tracks") to standard, non-DRM'd redbook audio CDs 10 times per playlist... or an infinite number of times per track. It's even encouraged. It's also trivially easy to pull non-DRM'd tracks off the iPod, either through the Terminal or through a script, and put them anywhere you want.

      This is Apple saying, "sure, RIAA, we'll protect your tracks- [snicker] - Customers, please don't (wink, wink) steal music".

    119. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      You miss my point. The ipod should know what machine it comes from. if it is connected to another machine, an attempt to sync is not made. anyone should be able to play their ipod music through any itunes.

      Ah, here's the problem - you're confused about the music itself. It's not "iPod music", it's "iTunes music" and the iPod plays it, not the other way around. iTunes came first - it's a media organizer/player - and the iPod came second, as a portable copy of the former. You can't rip music onto your iPod, you can't download songs from the internet to your iPod... you use iTunes for that, then sync the iPod up with it... so it makes no sense for you to use your iPod on someone else's iTunes and expect to play your music on it. You don't even need an iPod to use iTunes.

      Also note that if apple really didn't want us copying music, they would have put the music into an a file format that cannot be read easily or at all. As it is, itunes just reorgs the music and makes it unreadable to human eyes.

      Unreadable? iTunes makes it easier... Puts things in subfolders by artist and album, and they're perfectly readable. Note - I'm on a Mac, maybe it replaces all of that with random number strings on a PC, but on the Mac, you can browse to ~user/Music/iTunes Music/Artist/Album/track.mp3 (there might be one more /music folder in there... can't remember)

    120. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      But, that's not Apple's problem is it? Their deal is with the DRM'ed stuff that they sell with permission of the record industry. It isn't their problem what files/songs you transfer on/off that are your own creations. If you ripped your own CD's the that box, you have every right to move them between your computers.

      Yes, and there's nothing stopping you. Nothing whatsoever, not even some hack. You can email 'em, you can send 'em over a shared drive, you can even put them on your iPod as a portable disk drive, mount it on the other machine, and copy them there. You can boot one machine in target mode and copy through the Firewire bus.

      I bought a new iMac recently, and copied all of my tracks from my old machine to my new one, easily. Just drag and drop. I'm planning on getting a Mini for my media center, and I'll just drag and drop to that one. What are you running into that there's something preventing you? IMHO...Apple's reasonable responsibility is to the songs they sell, but, like every other player out there....they aren't liable or responsible for user created content on the player.

      And they don't do anything to prevent you from doing anything you want with user created content in the player - the player being iTunes. The iPod is a portable version that holds whatever you've put in iTunes. It's just a player, not a tool for copying music from one computer to another (though you can use it as a disc drive).

    121. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by sh00z · · Score: 1

      Per the precedent, yes, that device should be loaded with SCMS. I wouldn't have the foggiest notion as to why the RIAA is turning a blind eye, but I doubt they'd be so kind to Apple.

    122. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by wish+bot · · Score: 1
      You don't have to hack the iPod at all.

      You can't surf the internet without a web browser. You can pull music off your iPod without one of a hundred "pull music off iPod" programs available. And let's face it - there are very very few time that you'd need to do this for legitimate reasons - it's all about swapping enormous amounts of music. You know this, and Apple knows this.

      Apple could have gone out of their way to make it next to impossible to do. Instead they've made it difficult only if you know *nothing* about computers. I really don't see what the issue is.

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    123. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by oakgrove · · Score: 1
      Yeah, because I just love spending hours editing all those tags making sure they all match and make sense rather than the seconds it takes to just drag what songs I want into a folder and just hitting play.

      There isn't anything wrong with organizing the music with tags just how about also letting me use a directory and file structure that is human parsable so that if I decide to peruse or work with my collection with a regular old file browser versus a proprietary tool like itunes I can.

      Of course, I understand that the vast majority of users don't know a directory tree from a real tree and for them tags are great but why not have the best of both worlds? And I further understand that if you buy your tunes from iTMS the tags are already there for you but everybody doesn't get their music this way and manual tag editing is necessary. Even with the many freely available tools to facilitate the editing of said tags it is still extremely tiresome.

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    124. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try calliong them up. Tell them you have a Macbook pro and real player does not work on it. Watch them bring out the legal terms before they tell you they don't know why it does not work. Ask them why when you use safaru to go to yahoo and click on a video link and nothing happens and they repeat the same thing. Even a transfer to a product specialist did not solve the problem. Their customer service really disappointed me a first time Mac buyer.

    125. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by jcr · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps I was making a point

      Perhaps you thought you were.

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    126. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Cybrex · · Score: 1

      As other posters have pointed out - you need third party products to do that easily.

      As others have pointed out, no you don't. Check "Enable disk use" in your iTunes preferences. Sync iPod. Plug into friends' computers and copy their music to your iPod as you would any other hard drive. Copy it to your iTunes and sync.

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    127. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by mstone · · Score: 1

      1. I should not be allowed to use a car unless I can prove that I have a driver's license. Mag strip swipe by the ignition maybe?

      If you get arrested for drunk driving and your BAC is above a certain limit, you may have to get your ignition lock fitted with a breathalyzer before you can get your license back. So yes, the state could enforce that precise limit if it wanted to, and thought that the benefit outweighed the cost.

    128. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by mstone · · Score: 1

      Folks... back in the old days, we had the right to share music files with our friends, make backup copies, and copy files to different media.

      No we didn't. We were just breaking the law in a context where nobody cared.

      I'd say I've made fewer than 250 mix tapes and CDs over the past 30 years. I have friends who may have made a thousand, and that's fairly active for old-school swapping.

      A P2P file sharer can beat those numbers in a single day.

      On top of that, the tapes and CDs I made all stayed within my social network. I didn't go around my college putting "Get a bootleg tape of the latest Metallica album" flyers on every phone pole and bulletin board I could find. Can those of you who've filled your 80 Gig drives with P2P music pull a random track out of the collection and say you know the person who gave it to you?

      Probably not.

      Internet file sharing supports vastly larger numbers and vastly wider peer networks than good old-fashioned, "hey, I made you a tape," copyright violation. And like it or not, that huge increase in scale has changed the landscape. File sharing is no longer a trivial nuisance. The jury is still out on whether it's a beneficial manifestation of word-of-mouth advertising or a parasitic drain on legitimate revenue channels, but either way, it's big enough to be worth noticing these days.

    129. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1
      You can buy individual songs, but I don't usually feel the need to support an artist who can only produce 1 or 2 good songs.

      Well, that's fine, for you, but there are over 1 Billion [and counting] purchasers who seem to be saying that the 'buy individual tracks' model is relevant, valid, and a winner.

    130. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      It's not even about customer service. The manager on the floor makes the ultimate call on a discount or return. If you talk with enough courage and know what your points are, you can get customer service to bend to your will (unless you are calling India), but that's not the point. The point is....

      Apple was a non-existent company to most people, even five years ago. I can't tell you how much outright hate people put towards that company name. Strangely, people only thought a Mac was only capable of creating complex graphics and video, yet not powerful enough for mundane word-processing and internet surfing; it was a platform usually greeted with scorn. Now it's hip and coolio. wow. It's a lot more than that, but it's not the Apple it used to (or could be, less I digress.)

      As a first-gen adopter of the iPod, it still wasn't the envy of every person who saw it. Personally, I think they just 'didn't get it.'

      I feel that a lot of new Apple adopters still 'don't get it.'

      They are just now 'keeping up with the Jones'' by saying their kids have iPods and trendy Macbooks --unless you're Balmer's kids. ha ha!

          Good grief. Most people don't know how to organize their files, much less know what a file-system is. Most people will still get phished. To me, the computer a person uses is, now, less of a reason to talk to them. There was a reason a person used a Mac in the past. That person simply 'got it.' In most cases, you would know that you would have something instantly in common and shared more as a result; more freely with more real happiness. I'm sure that the recent Apple-convert would find that last sentence a bit strange. Sure, but we were all geeks and maybe, for some, that was the greatest revelry we all found in the 'whole thing', but I still love it like it was yesterday.

      insert something about cold, dead hands and Macs..

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    131. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

      "The problem I described (a bunch of people in a room, with iPods and a computer, wondering how to pool the mp3s) is not solved by any of your methods."

      Since you had to be so specific to wiggle your way out of it, I can only respond by saying that the scenario you give would be quite a rare one unless someone in the room had just announced to all of the others that you may want to share your music. They would have to be pretty dumb people mind you to not have this idea previously, because if they had, they could have just put the music on the iPod as data (not using iTunes, just using the disk mode feature which simply turns your iPod into an external HD). And if downloading a piece of software (assuming the "situation" you described) to then press the "extract" button to get all of the songs is hard, then none of you guys should touch another computer anyway.

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    132. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

      BTW, as others have already stated, the inability to retrieve songs off the iPod as a built in feature was part of the agreement from Apple to the RIAA. The only reason that feature would exist would be to easily distribute music, illegally. If you can't figure out how to get your garage band recordings (that were obviously digitized at some point) onto your iPod to share, then there is a problem.
      So, let's revise your faux situation:
      "A bunch of guys in a garage recording their 'own' music digitally, then put that music on their iPods using the same computer (different accounts?)... in the same garage now all look at their iPods and say "Shit! how do we all get each other's music?" This is a joke, right? It's obvious you were wondering how to illegally share the music you have with others, easily. Well guess what... you have to *sigh* download an app, and click "extract". Jeez, sorry...

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    133. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by tpgp · · Score: 1

      he inability to retrieve songs off the iPod as a built in feature was part of the agreement from Apple to the RIAA

      Well, I'm glad you've finally come to agree with my original post At least in this case, Apple has chosen the interests of large corporations over the interests of its consumers...

      The only reason that feature would exist would be to easily distribute music, illegally.

      If the only music you can imagine is music it is illegal to redistrute, then I feel extemely sorry for you.

      The only reason this feature exists to continue to prop up the music cartels' control of distribution.

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    134. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by tpgp · · Score: 1

      As long as we agree that Apple has artificially limited the iPod's capabilities in the behest of it corporate masters.

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    135. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by tpgp · · Score: 1

      Gosh!

      You really argued me under the table there!

      For readers who missed it - jcr thinks I don't have a point. He's not actually willing to back that up with anything other then opinion, but hey, thats good enough for me and I'm sure it will be good enough for everyone else.

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    136. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by tpgp · · Score: 1

      As others have pointed out, no you don't. Check "Enable disk use" in your iTunes preferences. Sync iPod. Plug into friends' computers and copy their music to your iPod as you would any other hard drive. Copy it to your iTunes and sync.

      Oh right, great, thanks.

      I can walk around with my iPod full of music I can listen too, or I can walk around with an iPod full of music I can copy for my friends.

      Nice solution - thanks Apple. I'll stick with my third party software thanks.

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    137. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by FredFnord · · Score: 1
      Nobody likes the RIAA, except for the record labels. I doubt even the people who work at Apple like them, or like having to basically cripple their hardware and software because of them.

      I can tell you from firsthand experience that the people at Apple, up to and including quite high-level people, are not fans of copy protection in any way, shape, or form. (I can't speak for the lawyers, because I didn't interact with them much while I was there.) If it weren't forced on them, they wouldn't be doing it. However, it was the general opinion among most of them (there were certainly dissenters) that if that was what it took to get a real, honest-to-goodness music store onto the internet, with digital delivery and everything, that actually had music that people wanted, then it was worth the price.

      Most of them expected the copy protection to 'wither away' (much like Marx's state, I guess), but not all of them were that optimistic. Many of them basically said, 'If we have to live with it, let's just try and make sure it's as unobjectionable as we can make it.'

      -fred

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    138. Re:Apple's Customer service is great. by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

      The people I help out with their iPods happen to know NOTHING about their computers. Which happens to be the same people that want to get rid of their portable CD players for an iPod.

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  2. Spelling error by minginqunt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's spelt A S T R O T U R F.

    1. Re:Spelling error by minginqunt · · Score: 2

      It's not offtopic, foolish moderator man. Perhaps you are unaware of what Astroturfing is?

      This is a blatant bit of contentless Astroturfing.

    2. Re:Spelling error by szembek · · Score: 4, Informative
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    3. Re:Spelling error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "spelt" S P E L L E D.

    4. Re:Spelling error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn English, you American twat.

    5. Re:Spelling error by darkmeridian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Kharma whoring.

      I keed, I keed.

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    6. Re:Spelling error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn American, you English twat.

    7. Re:Spelling error by pNutz · · Score: 0, Redundant
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    8. Re:Spelling error by the+chao+goes+mu · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that should be "English pratt", to put it in his own language.

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    9. Re:Spelling error by blugu64 · · Score: 3, Insightful
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    10. Re:Spelling error by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      From the Karma Whore page on Wiki:
      "Often these will be needless information (such as a link to a Wikipedia article relevant to the subject being discussed), or a message of a political nature that is in alignment with the groupthink so that it will be moderated upwards by people who agree with the stance expressed in the message."

      Ironic, huh?

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  3. "Could care less" by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Informative

    How is it a bad thing if other companies could care less about their customers ? I'd hate to a customer of a company which did care less about me than one of those that could do but didn't.

    1. Re:"Could care less" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In other words, it should say "couldn't care less".

    2. Re:"Could care less" by n1ckml007 · · Score: 1

      Thank you, that was bothering me.

    3. Re:"Could care less" by ickoonite · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      hehe, yeah, I've always wondered about this. As far as I can tell, it's a braindead Americanism, because in Britain, we always use the logical "I couldn't care less". Anyone who takes even the briefest of moments to actually read those three words - "could care less" - and properly think about their meaning, as you have done - will realise that, of course, its meaning is very different from that intended.

      iqu :D

    4. Re:"Could care less" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice how you only got 3 responses to that post? Those were the three people in the entire world who have any clue why the idiom shouldn't read the way it does.

    5. Re:"Could care less" by gormanly · · Score: 1

      Likewise, and it always bothers me too, but it seems to be epidemic in American usage nowadays.

      There is hope, though: I've yet to meet anyone who uses the "n't"-less form who had actually thought about the meaning of the words they were using - and when they do (usually after a little ribbing from me ;-) they tend to realise how silly it sounds to English (or Aussie, or probably most non-USian) ears.

      Only another 280 million to go, then.

    6. Re:"Could care less" by gormanly · · Score: 1

      Well, there's at least 1 more on Wikipedia

    7. Re:"Could care less" by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Which just further exemplifies the lack of thought that people put into the words they speak or read...

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    8. Re:"Could care less" by FrankieBegbie · · Score: 1, Interesting
      You have a point, but if you hear someone actually say the I could care less, it's all in the inflection of the phrase. The emphasis is on the care part:

      "I could care less"

      Compare with:

      "I couldn't care less"

      In other words, it's sarcastic. See Steven Pinker's the Language Instinct for further insight into this, in the section "The Language Mavens".

    9. Re:"Could care less" by Elrac · · Score: 1

      I'd like to add my voice to the tiny minority chorus of people admonishing Americans for creating a catch phrase that says the exact opposite of what it's intended to mean. I'm sensitive to language issues, and reading this phrase bothers me in a way similar to that in which others are bothered by fingernails scratching on a blackboard.

      If I ever find myself re-enacting Falling Down," it will be because of this or something like it.

      Or is there more here than meets the eye? Are the Powers That Be just getting the sheep accustomed to hearing that black is white?

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    10. Re:"Could care less" by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As far as I can tell, it's a braindead Americanism, because in Britain, we always use the logical "I couldn't care less".

      Nope. I've heard Brits get it wrong, too. It has more to do with education than nationality.

      -jcr

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    11. Re:"Could care less" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me ask you a question. If the purpose of language is to communicate, and 99 out of 100 people who hear or read that phrase understand the intent of the speaker or writer, which of those two groups is incompetent? The one guy who couldn't understand the other 100, or the 100 people who were only unable to communicate with one guy?

    12. Re:"Could care less" by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Funny, I said absolutely nothing about anyone's ability to comprehend those words. I merely commented on how little they actually think about the meanings that are associated with them.

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    13. Re:"Could care less" by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I must admit I've never heard anyone but Americans use this phrase, I have still yet to hear anyone say it and have only ever seen it written in places like /. by Americans.

    14. Re:"Could care less" by jbolden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No it just means that language isn't algebra. A word may not mean what its component parts mean and an expression may not mean what the combination of words mean. The rules for expressions and grammar are complicated.

    15. Re:"Could care less" by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Funny, you never see people mark that up on stories and comments.

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    16. Re:"Could care less" by x2A · · Score: 1

      No, it's being sloppy!

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    17. Re:"Could care less" by stalky14 · · Score: 1

      Hey. I'm American and it bugs the shit out of me too. It amazes me how widespread it is.

      Another one is "could of" instead of "could have", another example of saying what you've heard instead of saying what you mean. 2 seconds of thought will straighten you out.

    18. Re:"Could care less" by x2A · · Score: 1

      Everyone in the world read the post?

      It actually really bugs me when people say it (like "it's always in the last place you look!" -- like anyone's gonna keep on looking for something after they've found it?!) but I've stopped bothering to point it out as I usually just get retorts of "pedantic".

      I guess people are less concerned with saying what they mean, as long as they sound like they do.

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    19. Re:"Could care less" by Bertie · · Score: 1

      I'd be surprised by this, given that the equivalent idiom most likely to be used by your average Brit is "I couldn't give a flying fuck" or something to that effect.

    20. Re:"Could care less" by x2A · · Score: 1

      That's a worse excuse than "not tonight, I've got a headache". If you don't say what you mean, how can you possible mean what you say?

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    21. Re:"Could care less" by torpor · · Score: 1

      I'd like to add my voice to the tiny minority chorus of people admonishing Americans for creating a catch phrase that says the exact opposite of what it's intended to mean.

      Cripes. Like the Brits don't do this. As if.

      Ones lugubrious application of double-entendre is considered culturally savvy in the local tav, far as I can tell ..

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    22. Re:"Could care less" by gormanly · · Score: 1

      99 out of 100? In the USA, maybe, just maybe.

      What about those of us in England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, the Irish Republic, Australia, New Zealand, India, Sri Lanka, Pakistan, Barbados, Bermuda, Jamaica, Kenya, Liberia, Nigeria, South Africa, Uganda, Zimbabwe, Singapore, Malta, Canada or any of the other places where an awful lot of people speak English?

      Want to bet on how many of us have to do a mental translation (along the lines of "OK, s/he means couldn't care less... hang on, I missed that next bit") while wincing at the sheer stupidity of saying the exact opposite of what you mean? Against how many don't understand what you mean, and how many do understand naturally, first time?

      My guess would be 25%, 70% and 5%

    23. Re:"Could care less" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Brit, first time I heard the expression was on Slashdot. OK, I'm educated and middle class, but I don't live in an ivory tower. Ivory is expensive.

    24. Re:"Could care less" by agallagh42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another one is "could of" instead of "could have"...

      I think that stems from people saying "could've" instead of "could have". "Could've" sounds almost exactly like "could of", so someone who has never seen it written hears it the wrong way, and walla.

      Note: "walla" is another example of this phenomenon, in place of the french "voila". :-p

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    25. Re:"Could care less" by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 1
      "...which of those two groups is incompetent?"

      Easy answer. The ones who say it incorrectly are the incompetent ones. The fact that 99% of the people are sloppy doesn't change the fact they are sloppy. That's just rationalizing. Language isn't a free-for-all. It does need structure and meaning, especially in these days of globalization where translation is needed more often.

    26. Re:"Could care less" by geoffspear · · Score: 1
      According to wikipedia, 67.2% of native English speakers live in the US. Sorry, but you're in the minority.

      Granted, that doesn't make an extremely stupid phrase any better; I only take exception with your reasoning, not your conclusion.

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    27. Re:"Could care less" by 4889 · · Score: 1
      How is it a bad thing if other companies could care less about their customers ? I'd hate to a customer of a company which did care less about me than one of those that could do but didn't.

      A better question would be to ask if you care less about them caring less if you could but didn't?

      I'm not sure I think your post is informative, but let me put it this way, if people "love" Apple Computer Im willing to bet its mostly because of the rationale of nationalism... ie. you imagine yourself a part of an abstract community where there is none, actually (yes you know other Apple users but you dont know them all and you have little sense of the proportion. Nationalism also fosters a decidedly altruistic mindset where one focuses on DEBT to a nationstate... a debt that can be never, by the way, paid off. (Somehow I still OWE my existence to the "founding fathers" and to every person that ever offically fought in a US conflict). The "debt" to apple is why people (sadly) say "thankyou steve". You don't need to thank him, he's the producer, and you *bought* the 2300 laptop already, why on earth would you thank him? The debt also exists in the minority status of apple users (nixing the ipod) in that, being a minority, they see themselves as "beset" on all sides by the non-underdog microsoft. You know who's even MORE hyped about an OS than apple users? *nix. Why? Part of it is because their even more on the periphery than apple.

      Certainly Apple will dish out customer service from both the good and bad jars, like any company. But I think apple users are more prone to dwell on a good experience, why? Because they have to protect their investment in the periphery. Certainly Apple has LESS customers to deal with than, lets say, dell. ALSO, theres alot fewer things to call apple about seeing as the hardware's all uniform and by default you have very little legacy support.

      Last but not least I believe that both design and price (and to some degree, quality) play a part.

      Like anything else, if you PAY more, you think you get more.

      If you want to take your girlfriend/boyfriend "out" for the night... PAYING more means something special so youll go to the place with the dress code as oppsed to the place that, lets say, doesnt have the dress-code. Personally, I would ask that noone "love" entities. They simply can't and don't love you back. It doesnt mean you cant love their product but keep a level head.

    28. Re:"Could care less" by @madeus · · Score: 1

      Nope. I've heard Brits get it wrong, too. It has more to do with education than nationality.

      I would agree that it has more to do education than nationality, but it's definitely an Americanism ...

    29. Re:"Could care less" by Morky · · Score: 1

      I could care less what a douche bag like you thinks, but I don't.

    30. Re:"Could care less" by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      I'm giving up a mod point I used elsewhere in this thread, but oh well.

      I've always taken it to mean something along the lines of, "They could care less... but not likely." Or that old maternal saying, "If you don't have anything nice to say...," extended by principle to "The best I can say about them is that they could care less." Like when you call a potential hire's former employer, and the best they can give you by reference is "Well, they were usually on time." Communication by omission. In the case of this phrase, it's patent omission of anything with any actual positive merit.

    31. Re:"Could care less" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, I believe it's an idiom (originating in the Fifties?) derived from the sarcastic retort, "Like I could care less." Take an example--you don't care for the (school, college, pro) football team. But somebody says, "Hey, Ted, did you know the big game is today?" And you say, "Yeah, George, like I could care less." The whole point is that you couldn't care less, but someone is behaving as if you did.

      Of course, nowadays, people just use it oblivious of the original sarcasm, so it sounds funny.

    32. Re:"Could care less" by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      like anyone's gonna keep on looking for something after they've found it?

      Try it sometime - I've done it a few times and peoples reactions are hilarious.

      I worked security in a casino one time, and the customer that asked me to find their keys came up and asked me "How was it going" - I kept looking around and said "Fine" and showed the key. They asked me what I was doing and and I said "Looking for the key" //cue their puzzled look - then they asked why - And I said " Well, they always say it's in the last place you look, and I just wanted to prove them wrong"...

      Also, if you drive up to an ATM with Braille, keep your eyes staring sightlessly and start yelling about the braille being worn off. You get a lot of startled looks cause they think you're driving blind.

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    33. Re:"Could care less" by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 1

      "I could care less" is acceptable too, if you take it as sarcasm. E.g.: "Please keep discussing off-topic, trivial idiomatic expressions in a thread about a computer company, because I could certainly care less!"

    34. Re:"Could care less" by x2A · · Score: 1

      "Try it sometime"

      haha, I might just have to!

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    35. Re:"Could care less" by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      Thank you! That actually makes a lot of sense.

      iqu :D

    36. Re:"Could care less" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      isn't that a tautology?

    37. Re:"Could care less" by samdu · · Score: 1

      Ditto. It drives me nuts when people say, "Could care less." I also hate, "I'll have to take the good with the bad." As if it's such a chore to take the good things. :) But I'm glad I'm not the only one who was bothered by that.

    38. Re:"Could care less" by samdu · · Score: 1

      Nope, it's not sarcasm. It's just people getting something wrong on a regular basis. I'd bet that if you cornered 100 people that said, "Could care less," and pointed out the error, they'd all get that look of a light bulb going off over their heads. It's just that people don't think about what they're saying sometimes. This would be one of those times. And the phrase still isn't correct, even if it's intended to be sarcastic. I think the sarcastic equivalent would be, "I care," or something similar.

    39. Re:"Could care less" by samdu · · Score: 1

      While your explaination of the "could of" is probably spot on, it doesn't excuse it. "Could of" demonstrates a lack of understanding of the meaning of the phrase in the written OR spoken form. One should resist using words or phrases they don't understand.

    40. Re:"Could care less" by samdu · · Score: 1
    41. Re:"Could care less" by samdu · · Score: 1

      That may very well be, however, the phrase "I could care less," is still incorrect when the speaker/writer's intention is to convey their inability to care less, so it doesn't apply to this particular example.

    42. Re:"Could care less" by agallagh42 · · Score: 1

      I agree totally. I wasn't trying to justify the use of "could of", just explaining its origin...

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    43. Re:"Could care less" by jbolden · · Score: 1

      No "I could care less" is an expression meaning they don't care. Its another form of "I couldn't care less" which has the same meaning. The fact that in non idiomatic usage could and couldn't are opposites is irrelevant.

  4. Best customer service by noelmarkham · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I recently had to take my Intel Mac Mini back to the London Regent Street store after a problem booting up. Unfortunately it was one day after the 14-day refund and replace guarantee had expired. They said, 'oh well, 15 days is close enough', and they replaced it there and then on the spot, and transferred all my data on to the new machine on the same day. I don't think I've ever experienced anything like that with any other company ever.

    1. Re:Best customer service by vilms · · Score: 0

      Similar experience with a trashed and probably-out-of-warranty 5GB iPod:
      "wedding present huh? well, I guess you don't really know when it was purchased eh?"
      48 hours later I had a new one.

      BTW, anyone remember those Apple-branded FDHD diskettes from way back? In the UK they were punted at £5 EACH. Things have improved a lot since those days imo.

    2. Re:Best customer service by 1point618 · · Score: 1

      But that isn't because Apple has the policy "14-day refunds or 15 days because what the hell it's close enough." You got a new Mac Mini because the people actually working the store had a heart. You're confusing the part for the whole. Really, I've had great costomer service from one company, just to turn around 6 months later to have aweful costomer service. Yes, some companies are great at screening people to be its costomer service reps, or attract neet people (Apple would be in that category), but it isn't necessarily because the company has better costomer service in general.

    3. Re:Best customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could also indicate that Apple doesn't have a set of stringent regulations that restrict what employees can do to help their customers.

    4. Re:Best customer service by TabsAZ · · Score: 1

      I had the opposite happen - had an iPod's headphone jack bust on me, took it in and they wouldn't replace/fix even though I was seriously like a week past the end of the warranty period...

    5. Re:Best customer service by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      No, he got a new Mac Mini because there is a statutory minimum 12 month warranty within the UK, plus a further, non-specific "fitness for purpose" warranty, that means goods should last a reasonable amount of time. For instance if your washing machine or fridge breaks down within 3 years, you are within your rights to insist on repair or replacement even outside this warranty, as if it doesn't last this long, it was not fit for sale.

    6. Re:Best customer service by w1cked5mile · · Score: 1

      HP replaced a printer for me a month after the warranty expired. Dell sent me an MP3 player after I called and said that the promotion had changed on a laptop I had recieved three days earlier and that I would like to take advantage of the new promotion. It's not just Apple and the touchy feely, "I'm better because I hate Intel and Microsoft," crowd. The vendors that like to make money can have good customer service too. Personally, I don't care for proprietery hardware that limits what I can and can't do with it. I like the fact that my MP3 device isn't tied to a service and doesn't police me and is flexible and didn't cost 2-3 times as much. And... I'm done.

    7. Re:Best customer service by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, he got a new Mac Mini because there is a statutory minimum 12 month warranty within the UK,

      No there isn't.

    8. Re:Best customer service by PowerBert · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Scan Computers in the UK http://www.scan.co.uk/

      I purchased a Gainward Geforce 6800GT from Scan in 2004. It blew up one day out of the years warranty and would have to be returned to Gainard. Gainward had stopped making that card so Scan replaced it for me with an XFX Geforce 7800GT free of charge.
      Now that's customer service!

    9. Re:Best customer service by DataCannibal · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You sound rather wide-eyed and innocent. No matter what Apple say, you have a twelth month guarentee by law. If you haven't experienced service like that from any other company, then you obviuosly haven't bought anything that has packed in within the first twelve months before. This is Apple pretending to be a caring, loving company (like they always do) and you fell for it.

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    10. Re:Best customer service by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      No there isn't.

      Even if there isn't, the point still stands that a 14 day warranty is pretty poor customer service compared with most hardware companies, even if they do extend it to another day.

      Though as others have comment - I suspect he's confused warranty with "refund for any reason", in which case they weren't doing him any favours.

      Indeed, I'd consider it rather poor customer service that they tried to pretend it was too late to replace it.

      (Can anyone else confirm - do Macs really only have a 14 day warranty, or not?)

    11. Re:Best customer service by pixr99 · · Score: 1
      It's not just Apple and the touchy feely, "I'm better because I hate Intel and Microsoft," crowd.

      Didn't you get the memo? We love Intel now.

    12. Re:Best customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Sony receiver was repaired for free by Sony almost 6 months after the warranty expired. They even paid for shipping both ways between Hawaii and California.

      Compaq/HP came to our site and install a field mod to over 150 laptops to prevent a static buildup and discharge issue we were having. Of course these were under warranty but the units were not technically broken.

      I had a rebate problem with an Acer monitor I bought at Newegg. Newegg refunded me amount of the rebate within two days of bringing this to their atention.

      I had the A/C fixed for free in my Ford two months after the warranty expired.

      Apple is not unique in this area.

    13. Re:Best customer service by SpiritGod21 · · Score: 1

      I had the same thing happen with a Compaq laptop at Best Buy here in the states, except it was half a month past the refund/replace deadline. They swapped it out while I stood at the counter, no problem. Good customer care isn't something Apple has a patent on. Every time I've had an issue with my laptop, which is rare, I know I can take it to Best Buy and they'll either fix it for free to give me a new one with no argument. Whenever I've had to call Dell, I had the new item/part sitting at my door a day later. The main difference between these companies and Apple is that I paid half what I would have paid for an Apple: they provide good customer care because they recognize that service keeps customers, not because we throw tons of money at them.

    14. Re:Best customer service by segedunum · · Score: 1

      Yer, Scan are pretty good as are Aria. They also stock more specialist stuff, and the actually look like companies who are interested in the products they sell.

    15. Re:Best customer service by neersign · · Score: 1

      thats because most companies have warranties longer than 14 days.

    16. Re:Best customer service by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm jealous. That's so much better than the service I got from Dabs. I bought an Archos from them four years ago and the damn thing hasn't even gone wrong yet!

      [Adds black tutleneck to shopping list]

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    17. Re:Best customer service by daBass · · Score: 2, Informative

      You got a good deal. As other have said, law requires them to fix or replace it, but doing it one the spot - instead of sending it to a service center as PC World would do - and transfering your data went beyond their statutory obligations and you are right to be chuffed about it.

      The jury is still out for me on their service. I went back one saturday early morning with a dead Mighty Mouse. You'd think they wouldn't quible about replacing a £35 mouse but they told me to go to the Genius Bar. I went straight back down as I wasn't going to queue behind 20 other people who didn't know how to work their iBook or iPod.

      I had to plead with them to just plug it in and see it didn't work and not just a config problem on my Mac. They finally did, but instead of just shutting up about it the manager type person kept stressing how much of a favour they were doing me and how much they were bending the rules.

    18. Re:Best customer service by Fluk3 · · Score: 0

      Apple is not pretending to be a caring, loving company. They are a company selling great products and that has good customer service. Why must you project your insanity?

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    19. Re:Best customer service by gormanly · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, they have much better than this (in the UK at least).

      The standard deal is a 1 year warranty with global repair or replace (except for iMac and PowerMac which have only onsite repair or replace), 90 days phone tech support and 14 days return and refund for any reason at all. AppleCare plans extend the warranty and phone support to 3 years, for about £100.

    20. Re:Best customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. The minimum term is six months. Specifically:

      "If you take the goods back within six months of buying them, the trader must accept that they were faulty at the time of sale and offer to repair or replace them. If the trader doesn't accept that the goods were faulty, they will have to prove this.

      If you have had your goods for more than six months when they go wrong, you can still ask the trader to repair or replace them, but you may have to prove that they were faulty when you bought them if the trader doesn't agree. You can ask for a repair or replacement at any time up to six years after you bought the goods (five years in Scotland), as long as it is reasonable for them to have lasted this long. If the goods go wrong after six years (or five in Scotland), you no longer have the right to ask for a repair or replacement."


      From this UK consumer site.

    21. Re:Best customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, I'll go along with this.

      I use E-Buyer if I want something dirt cheap, and don't mind taking a risk that it might be dodgy, that it might be delayed, badly packed, and that returns might be a problem.

      I use CCL Computing if I want to pay a bit over the odds for excellent reliable service and humans who answer telephones after two rings.

      I have just started using Scan, and they seem to offer prices a little higher than E-Buyers, with service quite close to CCLs.

    22. Re:Best customer service by petard · · Score: 2, Informative
      Though as others have comment - I suspect he's confused warranty with "refund for any reason", in which case they weren't doing him any favours. Indeed, I'd consider it rather poor customer service that they tried to pretend it was too late to replace it. (Can anyone else confirm - do Macs really only have a 14 day warranty, or not?)

      Like most machines Macs have a 1-year warranty by default with the option to purchase an extended warranty. But you don't seem to understand warranty repairs. When you bring a machine in for service, they don't just grab a new one out of retail stock and give it to you. That's only possible during the "refund for any reason" period. For a warranty repair (which is what you have to do outside the refund window) you give it to a service tech, they diagnose which component has failed and they replace that. Often you have to wait a day or two for your repair. More if parts are backordered.

      So yes, the Apple store employee bent the rules in order to make sure that a customer had a better experience than he or she would have if Apple had enforced the rules to the letter. That's good customer service.

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    23. Re:Best customer service by noone42 · · Score: 1

      I've had problems with my iPod a lot, mostly because i was using it vertically on its side in the car and after I had it replaced the fourth time, I realized that might be a bad idea. One time, two days after I'd had it replaced, I dropped it on the driveway and it died. I brought it in to the Apple store, the guy saw a huge dent, said 'If it's damaged, the warranty is void... but since you just got it two days ago, I feel sorry for you' and replaced it on the spot.

      My buddy went in on his birthday (two days ago) because his iPod had died. He didn't know if it was still under warranty or not, but figured it was worth a shot. The Apple guy looked up his info, found that the warranty had expired a month before that, but was like 'Oh, it's your birthday? Happy birthday! We'll forget that the warranty expired' and replaced the iPod for him.

      I'd been telling my friends that Apple had good customer service, but they never really took it to heart. My buddy came home and said that he's never buying a non-Apple music player again.

    24. Re:Best customer service by tHatDudeUK · · Score: 1

      I am guessing you overclocked it to the max in order to blow it up. It is utterly disgusting if you abused the product and was then given a replacement free of charge. If you overclock you choose to do that at your own risk, and shouldn't be offered so much as a repair, nevermind a replacement, even in the 12 month period.

    25. Re:Best customer service by onion2k · · Score: 1

      I heard a legend of Scan being nice to a customer once. I always thought it was a myth..

    26. Re:Best customer service by msi · · Score: 1

      Thats because in the UK 14 day refund and replace warrenty for a defective product is against the law, they had to replace it.

    27. Re:Best customer service by w1cked5mile · · Score: 1

      My fault, the touchy feely bandwagon took a turn so now it's ok to like Intel. I still don't like the idea that an Intel chip costs more from Apple than other manufacturers and you have to get a shoehorn, stand on your head, or just give up when installing another OS on the hardware. I'll stick with the PC where I have options, thank you.

    28. Re:Best customer service by Lars+T. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You sound rather narrow-eyed and guilty. Even if you have a twelth month guarentee by law, you do not have the right to get a new machine on the spot, let alone does anybody have to copy your data over to the new machine.

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    29. Re:Best customer service by b00le · · Score: 1

      Another good experience: the optical drive on my G5 desktop went south a few weeks after delivery. The dealer wanted to take the whole machine back and would have kept it probably for weeks, to say nothing of the hassle of getting it there (I'm in Italy, where efficiency is not the watchword...) It took a very long conversation with a customer service guy - I think in Ireland - to convince him that I knew what I was talking about and was capable of swapping out the drive, but they sent me a new drive and post-paid packaging to send the old one back - 2 days and I was back in business.

      On the other hand I once had to call Customer Service at Quark: I still get mad thinking about it and I switched to InDesign years ago.

    30. Re:Best customer service by Threni · · Score: 1

      What you've put may be what Apple have chosen to offer. Strange how they don't offer the same thing in every region.

      But by selling stuff in the UK you're subject to the Sale Of Goods Act 1979, which says nothing about any "guarantee" or "warranty" but instead states that the goods you sell must be of reasonable quality and fit for the purpose intended (amongst other things). In fact you have a claim for a refund, free replacement or repair for up to 6 years after the date of purchase.

      http://www.dti.gov.uk/ccp/topics1/facts/salegoodsa ct.htm

      I guess thats the...ahem..."experience" Apple provide - not breaking the law in countries they deal in! Aren't they great!

    31. Re:Best customer service by Echnin · · Score: 1

      Heh. I just got a DOA XFX GF 7800 GT, sent it in and am getting a Gainward 7800 GT in replacement. Actually might not be so nice because the XFX advertised "great cooling" and was overclocked from the factory... Meh. Gainward is apparently a Europe-only brand. They don't have a Wikipedia article even. Couldn't find any benchmarks. As for Apple, they've been nice so far, but I haven't yet had anything of theirs break outside warranty. Service is nice when they send UPS to my school to pick up my iPod, though, and deliver a replacement the same way.

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    32. Re:Best customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Even if you have a twelth month guarentee by law, you do not have the right to get a new machine on the spot, let alone does anybody have to copy your data over to the new machine.

      No, but we're talking an Apple Store here. The employees were probably so bored out of their minds with the lack of other customers that they were just excited at the opportunity to do something.

    33. Re:Best customer service by Frobozz0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While the basic facts may be right, your interpretation is decidedly jaded and anti-Apple. You should consider that most companies, regardless of the legality of returning products, either reject them anyway or make it difficult and painful. So, yes, this actually *is* Apple being more concerned with customer experience than than their competitors. Coincidentally, this is the point of the article.

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    34. Re:Best customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're driving up the prices for the rest of us! You had your iPod replaced four times because you were using it in a way that you knew was damaging it. But that means the rest of us had to pay more for ours because you were screwing yours up. I wouldn't mind if it was a case of faulty goods, but it was your own damned fault that the iPod kept breaking, and you knew it and happily kept replacing it, so Apple had to build in a little bit extra into the price of the thing to account for the fact that people like you are going through five of them for the price of one. Grrr.

    35. Re:Best customer service by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Uh huh. And then I had an iPod that I had broken myself (whacked it into a desk, broke the clickwheel) that they replaced for me within 24 hours. The new one happened to have a faulty hard drive, and they replaced that even though I was three months out of my original warranty.

      They've got my business, that's for sure.

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    36. Re:Best customer service by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      K well i had my bosses ipod that the hard drive died out of waranty and they WOULDNT EVEN FIX IT FOR CASH.. so now it sits dead in the bottom of my desk.

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    37. Re:Best customer service by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This is Apple pretending to be a caring, loving company (like they always do) and you fell for it.


      If Apple always "pretends to be a caring, loving company", does it matter if they are genuine or "only pretending"? Either way, the customers get good service.

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    38. Re:Best customer service by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmmm...so you didn't buy the iPod, and they didn't want to fix it for you? Sorry to hear that. The reason they call it CUSTOMER service is because it's what you get when you're a CUSTOMER.

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    39. Re:Best customer service by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      What you have described is an advanced RMA. Every company does this. The fact that they thought of you too low minded to swap out a drive is because they are apple. Any other company would have shipped you the new drive, as you say, advanced rma, and expected you to do it yourself. Swapping out an exact like part isnt exactly rocket surgery.

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    40. Re:Best customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think I've ever experienced anything like that with any other company ever.

      Is that the first thing you've ever bought or returned?

      I bought memory from an online retailer about 2 years ago. It had a lifetime warranty. When it failed I sent it back and they sent my replacements sticks at no cost in under a week. I had no receipts either, their system maintains records of what I bought and when I bought it and the warranty terms of each product. I'm sure if this retailer had a store front and it was close to me, the same thing would have happened right there at the counter in minutes.

    41. Re:Best customer service by geezusfreeek · · Score: 1

      My experiences are similar. My sister poured coke (not joking) into the keyboard of my family's iMac, so I went to get another one and made my sister come with the keyboard for the embarrassment (so that maybe she wouldn't be so sloppy around the computer in the future... didn't work). I had her explain what she did, and they laughed, gave us a keyboard, and sent us on our way. No questions about warranty or anything.

    42. Re:Best customer service by rjrjr · · Score: 2, Informative
      I had a similar experience in San Francisco. An iPod I bought came with a broken FireWire cable (it was a while ago). I figured I'd show it to someone, they'd say "gee, it's broken," I'd be given a fresh cable and head home. Instead I got the same stern explanation that I needed to wait on line for an hour and a half. Yeah right. I sucked it up and just went home angry.

      On the other hand, at the Palo Alto store (just a few blocks from Steve's house) I've exchanged entire iPods beyond their no-questions return date because my wife changed her mind about the color, no wait, not an eye batted. The different retail locations really seem to have distinct personalities.

    43. Re:Best customer service by b00le · · Score: 1

      Of course it's not rocket science - it's easy-peasy. But if you've ever provided technical support to the seriously technically challenged - and I work with some - you'd know that diagnosing and fixing such an elementary problem is way beyond many otherwise bright people, and given that the machine was still under warranty, they were quite right to make sure there really was a problem and I wasn't going to make things worse. Blindly shipping parts to anyone who asks wouldn't be very clever.

    44. Re:Best customer service by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      But that isn't because Apple has the policy "14-day refunds or 15 days because what the hell it's close enough." You got a new Mac Mini because the people actually working the store had a heart. You're confusing the part for the whole.

      But there are other companies where an employee with a heart, who did what happened here, would be fired imediately. Apple seems to understand that bending the rules in order to make customers happy is a good thing.

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    45. Re:Best customer service by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I like the fact that my MP3 device isn't tied to a service and doesn't police me and is flexible and didn't cost 2-3 times as much.

      The iPod isn't tied to a service in any way whatsoever, unless by "tied to a service" you mean "doesn't support WMA".

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    46. Re:Best customer service by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      I had a 700 MHz G3 iBook (2002 model) that I broke the power supply off in. People do it all the time, no big deal, $100 repair. Well, when I took it to the Apple store they sent it off, it came back 2 weeks later and started up with a kernel panic. No problem, I have an IT degree, I can handle that. None of the ROM commands for bypassing the internal drive would work, but the keyboard worked because I could boot into single user mode (at least until the kernel panic came up). Called 1-800-APL-CARE walked them through everything. The guy there said it may be a RAM problem. Said to take it to an Apple store and they would send it off to fix it again

      Turns out, when they fixed my power supply they damaged my logic board. Well, they replaced that, the hard drive and my optical drive, which was a SuperDrive that I had put in when they did the original logic board replacement for the bad ATI chip. So it comes back and they replaced my SUPERDRIVE with a CD-ROM! Back to 1-800-APL-CARE. Told them this time it needs to be fixed by Apple in an Apple Store (because third parties work on them when you send them out).

      Well, they get the right optical drive and install it into my beloved iBook. Works great, only now it won't charge the battery. Damaged the logic board AGAIN! I'm about ready to cry, I just want my iBook fixed. So finally I get to a tech on AppleCare that will help.

      Apple replaced my 4-year old 700MHz G3 with a BRAND NEW 1.33GHz G4 iBook! Even though I had to go through a lot I think that was an awesome tradeoff.

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    47. Re:Best customer service by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Of course it makes a difference. Since they're just pretending, his "all corporations are evil" bias remains intact, and as such he has no need to rethink his worldview.

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    48. Re:Best customer service by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I had a similar experience at the Bellevue, WA Apple Store. I bought a G3 iBook which turned out to be one of those with notorious logic board problems. I sent it in once, got it fixed. Logic board died again. Sent it in twice, got it fixed. Logic board died again. I went to the Apple Store and talked to the "genius," I explained to him that I didn't have AppleCare but this same laptop's already been repaired twice and has the same problem a third time.

      He said that that model had logic board problems that never quite got all straightened out, and told me he'd send it back to Apple as a lemon. ("By the books" it has to fail 4 times and be under AppleCare to be a lemon, mine had no AppleCare and failed only three times.) He packed up my laptop, then pulled a new iBook OFF THE SHELF and a new Airport Extreme network card OFF THE SHELF, installed the network card, and handed me a 1.25 ghz G4 iBook right there in the store. No charge! I couldn't be happier with the service I got. (Even better, he let me keep the old charger and other accessories... so now I have two chargers for it, one for the case and one for my desk. He wouldn't let me keep the spare battery though.) So for putting up with about 10 days of downtime for repairs over two years, I got a brand new off-the-shelf laptop.

      I used to work retail, and if I had done that at any of the stores I worked in, I would have gotten reamed by the manager. At the Apple Store, they don't care about that and put the customer satisfaction first.

    49. Re:Best customer service by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      An OEM place that's used to dealing with competent IT people will. A consumer outlet probably won't. Call up Best Buy sometime and see if they'll send you a replacement DVD drive for your computer. Nope. Something's broken? Bring it in, we'll send it off to who knows where. You'll have it back in two weeks or so.

      Which is understandable -- giving random parts to ordinary people and telling them to do it themselves would be bad customer service. Recognizing the minority of your customers for whom that's a good idea is something most companies won't bother with. Particularly large ones.

    50. Re:Best customer service by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Screwups happen to everybody... it's great when they go out of their way to make it up to you though.

      I was once at a movie... someone pulled a fire alarm about half way through. The theater gave us coupons, but when we decided to catch the very next showing they told us we couldn't because the interrupted movie was a matinee and the next one was not.

      In contrast, at another theatre there was a little hiccup in the sound. It lasted about three seconds. At the end of the movie they gave each of us TWO passes, good any time.

    51. Re:Best customer service by BlueStraggler · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Okay, fine, you want the same story in a 12-month timeframe? My Powerbook's hard drive began a long slow failure while it was under warranty. The initial symptoms were just lots of spinning beachballs, and occasional lock-ups. I fussed with the system for a while, trying to sort out the problem, and by the time I had it pinned down to a dud HD, I was one week past the 12-month warranty period. Of course I didn't realize that until I gave up, dug out my receipts and checked the dates. ("Oh crap...")

      The local Apple dealer said he couldn't honor the warranty, but told me to talk directly to Apple, since they will often make exceptions. When I called Apple, I spent all of two minutes talking to tech support, and they put me straight through to customer relations, who heard my sad story, asked me to fax them some documentation verifying my struggles with the disk, and opened up a service ticket for me so I could take it back to the dealer and have it fixed at no charge.

      I agree with the original poster - it was one of the better customer service experiences of my life.

    52. Re:Best customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good christ almighty-- what Apple stores are YOU going to? The two here in Phoenix are constantly mobbed.

    53. Re:Best customer service by CRC'99 · · Score: 1

      Best customer service? Tell that to my 11 month old unresolved Apple TAC case...

      http://superdrive.crc.id.au/ for the full rundown....

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    54. Re:Best customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously had a product which should have been recalled but wasn't. That was there price to pay for not doing a recall, which would have been much more expenisve. A ton of people got screwed in the whole incident.

    55. Re:Best customer service by skintigh2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they are great, right now. Kind of like Sony was years back when they were trying to become popular. Now that Apple is popular, I wonder if they will follow Sony's route...

      10 or so years ago a screwed up my 200 disc Sony CD player by moving it with a discs still in it, just like the stickers and instruction manual said not to. It was a few days out of waranty, but they fixed it anyway. In fact, I bought that CD player because I loved my walkman and discman so much, and they both lasted for like 10 years.

      Years later I upgraded to a Sony receiver and high end DVD player and bought a Sony big screen. A year or so after that the receiver randomly crashed and had to be power-cycled, and the DVD player overheated after a few seconds and shut down for half an hour or so and wouldn't even eject the DVD. I checked online and half the users complained of the same problem. I called Sony and they: denied they ever heard of either problem, refused to let me send them information documenting the wide spread problems, wanted me to pay $176 just to LOOK at the DVD player (never mind parts and labor).

      So I fixed the DVD player with layers of tinfoil and silver paste (I couldn't find any coper sheets)(and later I bought a non-sony divx player for $50), and deal with the receiver until I find a nice non-Sony replacement.

    56. Re:Best customer service by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Probably because they were bending the rules a bit (though they really didn't have to harp on it). Assuming the Apple stores are like most retail stores with repair centers, replacement stock and retail stock are two seperate things. In order for something to get replaced that isn't in the normal return period it has to be pulled from replacement stock. In order for that to happen, certain things have to be done in a certain order to make bean counters happy. In this case, you probably had to see the geniuses because the sales people couldn't ring out a service part and technicaly they needed documentation. More likely than not after you left, the manager types made up some documentation in the back to account for the item taken out of replacement stock.

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    57. Re:Best customer service by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      But as many people correctly pointed out, they did't have to do it right then and there. After the return policy, they merely have to repair or replace it, and that can take (depending on which company you deal with) a few weeks.

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  5. it's so simple by cowscows · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, cause it couldn't be a combination of a lot of things, including solid hardware, a useful interface/software, thoughtful design, good marketing, adequate customer service, and having the right product at the right time...it couldn't simply be that complex.

    Nope, Apple must have some special secret. And all it'll take for some other company to pull the rug out from under them is to find that magic bullet, that one key aspect of their success, and then an iPod killer can truly be born.

    Dammit, some people are stupid.

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    1. Re:it's so simple by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1
      Nope, Apple must have some special secret. And all it'll take for some other company to pull the rug out from under them is to find that magic bullet, that one key aspect of their success, and then an iPod killer can truly be born.

      Unfortunatly, their super secret is the 20 years of rapport with their customers they have for constantly providing good products and a (somewhat) reasonable price.

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    2. Re:it's so simple by hey! · · Score: 1

      Nope, Apple must have some special secret.

      And it's no secret that people go the magic show to see the magician pull a rabbit out of a hat.

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  6. Tripe by taskforce · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This article is simple shilling for Apple. Anyone who has actually had an encounter with Apple's customer service would know that they're exactly the same as any other manufacturer. An example of this would be the hugely limited warantee on iPods. The iPod is covered for a year, but after 90 days they make you cover shipping costs for defective if they conceed it is your fault. The screen on an iPod is also completely devoid of any warantee.

    Apple's success clearly lies in marketing its products, which is what Steve Jobs is good at; this covers not only creating a buzz at media events or seeding the iPod so that it is "cool," but to give clueless journalists who write articles which are featured on slashdot the impression that they offer some magically better quality of service.

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    1. Re:Tripe by taskforce · · Score: 1

      Sorry, quite a bad typo there: If they conceed it was THEIR fault they make you pay shipping after 90 days. If they decide it was your fault, they don't cover it.

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    2. Re:Tripe by Moby+Cock · · Score: 1

      As a counter-point to your rant, I would like to state that my experience with Apple has been wonderful. The customer service is always top-notch. In fact the only complaint I could have had was the automated voice system that greets you when you first call. But those or universal nowadays.

      As for shipping costs: Depending on where you live, there are retail outlets. If you happen to live outside of a major centre, that is your issue, not theirs.

    3. Re:Tripe by iamdrscience · · Score: 1
      The screen on an iPod is also completely devoid of any warantee.
      Your other points are valid, but why in the world would you think that the screen would have a warranty? Unless you take it out of the box and your screen is broken, I can't imagine any circumstance when a damaged screen wouldn't be your own fault. It's not like a screen is some sort of complex mechanism that should have a warranty against faulty parts causing problems -- it's just a piece of plastic. If it's broken, it's your fault, not theirs, hence no warranty.
    4. Re:Tripe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.apple.com/legal/warranty/ipodisight.htm l

      90 days?? more like double thats...

    5. Re:Tripe by carbon116 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. My experience with Apple customer support hasn't been brilliant. I personally think everyone likes them because the stuff they make is just so good. You can't get away from that fact - they don't make many duds.

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    6. Re:Tripe by taskforce · · Score: 1

      That's fine, it's what you get when you buy an iPod but it's hardly an excellent example of "the best customer service ever (TM)" when other manufactures such as Samsung will replace an entire monitor on the basis of dead pixels. On an iPod video where one dead pixel can be quite annoying (I should know, I have several) it's hardly plausible to claim that Apple is superior to other manufacturers (including Samsung, who make excellent competing notebooks, mp3 players and displays) in terms of customer service when they can't even match up.

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    7. Re:Tripe by taskforce · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:Tripe by jmazzi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm gonna have to disagree with you. You may be right about the ipods, but thats certainly not grounds to judge a whole company on. I had an ibook that had an issue (bad logicboard) and called them up. After troubleshooting, they figured that out. That was on monday. I received a box tuesday morning from them to ship back the unit for repair(thep paid shipping all ways). I sent it out that day, it got there wednsday. They repaired it and shipped it out the next day, and i got it friday. I've dealt with a lot of different hardware companies, and never have I had that kind of turnaround.

    9. Re:Tripe by Tribbin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "The screen on an iPod is also completely devoid of any warantee."

      Long live iPod Shuffle

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    10. Re:Tripe by dema · · Score: 1

      Apple's customer service is certainly not what is used to be. But I became a loyal customer originally years ago because of their customer service at that time. I was among many Apple users I know who would call their customer service, get a real person every time, and often times end up shooting the shit with these people for hours. I had a friend who actually called them quite often just to talk about tuning/upgrading his PowerMac.

      That has definitely changed over the years, but if their customer service is still on-par with everyone else (in my case it is still the best customer service anyway), than why go anywhere else?

      Have you ever actually dealt with iPod customer service? My original iPod had problems requiring me to send it back to them twice and each time they waived the fee (my original year had another month left) and always shipped overnight.

    11. Re:Tripe by Ginnungagap42 · · Score: 1

      Wow, I'm sorry that you seem to have had some bad experiences.

      Between myself, my wife and my kids, we collectively own: an iMac, two Powerbooks, a 3G iPod, 2 5G iPods, an iPod Mini and an iPod Nano. I have had to deal with Apple on some issues with the computers but not with the iPods. Apple has always been very responsive, friendly, and have "bent the rules" for me when I had an issue that was a week outside of the warranty period. My friend has a Powerbook and he had to take it in for out of warranty work. He was very pleased with Apple's response and service as well.

      In the PC world, I build my own boxen, so I am usually my own "customer service". But I've dealt with Dell for PC's at work, and my take on that is that Apple is significantly better to deal with than Dell. Perhaps it is because there are a lot more Dells, and service is spread thinner, I don't know. But my personal experiences with Apple have been very good.

      Cheers!

    12. Re:Tripe by AcidArrow · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's only part of the story.

      I consider myself an apple fan. In the european country I live, the applestores are not fancier than the other stores. Actually they are pretty poor in comparison. The customer service is ok, but other stores offer better service. Apple products appart from the occasional ipod here and there are very rarely seen in places other than apple stores. So the 'hip' and 'cool' value of apple products is not valid here.

      Also, while I was considering buying a macbook pro, I found out about the cpu whining noise problem which Apple hasn't even aknowledged yet.

      But I still like apple and a lot of other people do too.

      Well, a lot of people have a tendency rooting for the underdog, especially if it seems to have even slightly better morals than the main competitor (apple compared to microsoft).

      I switched from IE to firefox/firebird/phoenix very early, at a time where IE was way more functional than firefox. I used thunderbird at 0.1 which was really buggy. I rooted for nvidia when 3dfx was the big name. Then I rooted for Ati when nvidia was the absolute king. (then I started rooting for matrox, but that was a mistake).

      It's simple, a lot of people don't like monopolies and simply like rooting for the underdog.

    13. Re:Tripe by antadam · · Score: 0

      My experiences with Apple have always been exceptional and I've been dealing with them since the lcII+ (1986ish). How can you complain about a one year warranty that comes w/an ipod yet they make you pay shipping after 90 days? Apparently, you've NEVER purchased anything from an online retailer. I've run into only 2 online retailers in the last 5 years that pay for shipping the product from the end user to them. When my iPod was foobared, the guy on the phone told me I could either pay $40 for the one time help fee or $60 for the 2 year warranty and call as much as I want. I ended up buying the 2 year warranty b/c I've always purchased extended warranties from Apple. I swear they keep a record of how you treat their customer service when you speak with them on the phone. Over the past 20 years, here's a list of the things I've had replaced without any hassle from Apple. 1. Powerbook 5300 ac adapter (both were overnighted to me w/o question w/prepaid shipping back to them) 2. Powerbook 5300 screen. This was fixed locally and took 3 weeks b/c it was about 6 months before Apple required sofisticated repairs like this to be sent back to their shop. 3. Powerbook 5300 ac adapter plug fixed 3 times. Yes, this is the mark of shotty hardware. I purchased the first rev, which was recalled after 3 months of being out. Not to mention, the 5300 was the worst Powerbook Apple ever put out. 4. 17" Blue & White CRT monitor. The first time my roommate hung my wet shirt on a hanger over the monitor and took it out. I had this replaced within a week. The second time a circuit blew just out of age. That was shipped out Wednesday and received Tuesday...over a holiday weekend. 5. iPod. Hard drive went. I had to reset it all the time and then one time it wouldn't boot, even in disk mode. I sent it back and had it within a week. How can you complain about stuff like that? Again, if you're a prick to them, they have every right to make your process go much slower. Customer service is for helping customers, not for them to become your target of frustration release.

    14. Re:Tripe by iamdrscience · · Score: 1

      An iPod you carry all over the place in your pocket will get more abuse than a monitor on your desk, so a dead pixel in a monitor is more likely the manufacturer's fault (and less likely regardless, thus more likely to be warranteed). Also, notice that in the link you posted, it says Samsung's policy is only good in South Korea.

    15. Re:Tripe by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Anyone who has actually had an encounter with Apple's customer service would know that they're exactly the same as any other manufacturer.

      I've had experience on several occasions, and I have to say that I disagree wholeheartedly. While the Apple reps behind the counter of their "genius bar" are no smarter than the reps for any other manufacturer, they DO go out of their way for the customer. For example, my iBook had a warped hinge thanks to a bus driver stopping suddenly, and a lady standing up at the time. The screen was actually bent too far back, but it still worked. It just closed with some trouble.

      In any case, I eventually had to have the logic board replaced under their faulty board recall. The unit was beyond the warranty, and I hadn't chosen to purchase Apple Care. However, they not only replaced the board, but they also replaced the case at no charge. I walked home with a laptop that was in brand new condition. Now that's customer service!

    16. Re:Tripe by revscat · · Score: 4, Informative

      This article is simple shilling for Apple. Anyone who has actually had an encounter with Apple's customer service would know that they're exactly the same as any other manufacturer.

      My experiences have been different.

      A few weeks ago I needed to order a battery for my wife's laptop, a slightly older Powerbook. I had ordered one from their website, but it was the wrong one, so I called them to replace it. Well, they had a hard time figuring out which battery I needed, and so after being put on hold for 15 minutes I hung up with the intention of calling them back the next Monday (this was on a Saturday.)

      Well, about 10 minutes later they called me back to tell me my battery was on its way. FedEx delivered it that coming *Monday*. I have never had a company call me back, and I think that ranks right up there with the best customer services experiences I have ever had.

    17. Re:Tripe by Gumph · · Score: 1

      Sorry Taskforce that is not how it is in the UK, at least not now.

      I had a prob with my 5G Ipod, dodgy screen - not damaged externally but busted from the inside - big artifacting lines all over it.
      I logged the prob on the Monday, a nice UPS man came round on the Tuesday and I had a new Pod on the Thursday!! All gratis and I didn't even have a receipt as I got it from a referal scheme!

      Now that is what I call service, I have never had such good service from any computer company, nor any other company for that matter.

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    18. Re:Tripe by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      As I have never called Apple Technical support. And I think your missed the point of the article. There is a difference between Customer Service and Customer Support. Good Customer Service is making the best product for their customers. Good customer support is being there when there is an issue and help them fix it in an affordable and timely manner. Customer service is things like adjusting the volume on the iPods so they are not dangerous to hearing, vs. other companies when confronted with similar issues will just slap a warning sticker on the product as the TFA mentions. Or when Developing the OS they optimize it for what their customers do most. Vs say windows which tries to be the best at everything and ends up mediocre at everything, hense seeing benchmarks of OS X vs Windows OS X tends to have a couple of really high scores and some really low scores, vs Windows who tends to play the middle ground. Apple products are usually better well designed then their Counterparts and all the little things add up. For my primary System I use a 667 mhz Powerbook that is over 4 years old and I have been bringing it back and forth to work all this time. And only now it is starting to show its age. Because it accidentally got crushed by a rocking chair so I have a bunch dead pixels and cracks on the side of the screen, And the Hinge on one side broke. But that is from years of heavy use and I still use it as a primary system even though I have a Year old Intel PentiumM 1.3ghz system (Which does Run faster, has a better Wireless Network Card speed, Brighter and higher Resolution screen) right next to it. I just find the Powerbook with its age, slow processor still much more productive to use because things are layout in a useful matter with the OS, and Hardware. Apple products are designed to be Used by people, other companies products are designed to sell (So the put money in specs that matter to shoppers, Faster CPU, Brigher Displays, RAM, and Lower Price) vs Apple which sacrifices price a little to give us little things that really do add up.

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    19. Re:Tripe by CrackedButter · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Apple's support for my ipod was redeemed right at the last moment. It had been a slog from the get go. I had a nano without any protection. I had kept it in my shirt pocket all the time but it still got scuffed.

      I rang apple support and I must of caught the first guy on a bad day. I asked him if Apple had a policy yet on the nano's, his reply was "all ipods get scratched". Personally I think i got him on a bad day and he'd been asked this before. I told him about my ipod mini which was still in mint condition but that didn't matter, he told me I should get the Apple ipod skin covers.

      The second person told me the same thing as I didn't accept his answer and rang back on another day, I was still unimpressed and told her I want to get a refund my the device. It was still in its 14 day money back grace period. That was how bad the thing picked up screen damage, to think I rang the first guy days before this person. This person also told me to get the Apple iPod skin covers.

      When I got through to the third person, all she could offer me was £20 as a token of goodwill or have the ipod returned to apple and get a refund, I asked if I could just get a replacement but she said no, not possible. Duh! What am I going to do with the refund then? She also told me to get the skin covers from apple. I decided to think it was just the typical spiel that had been handed down because I had ordered them anyway before speaking to the first guy and guess what? When the covers came, they didn't protect the screen! The lunacy of it all.

      Anyway, I got a new ipod and kept the plastic film on it and buried it under a skin cover. Its sad I have to do this to such a nice machine and its sad Apple support sucked in this case. I suppose its still sad that I bought a second one as well after all the shit I got off the first one.

    20. Re:Tripe by jetblackstrat · · Score: 1

      Actually the screen on the iPod IS covered under the warranty under certain circumstances. I had a first run iPod nano, got it the day they came out from apple.com. Now, 5 months down the road in February of this year, I pull my iPod out of my jacket pocket and the lower half of the screen is all messed up. Lines of color and mostly black. No crack on the outside it's all internal. Apple not only covered shipping by sending me a box via overnight DHL, it gave me a BRAND NEW iPod nano with my original laser inscriptions for free as well, straight from their factory in China. All this took place in under two weeks. Now I would call that under warranty, and FANTASTIC customer service. I'll still keep a windows box for my games, but I'll be damned if Apple didn't with that customer service experience alone, half convince me to try one of their laptops as my next computer.

    21. Re:Tripe by Beetjebrak · · Score: 1

      I have a G5 tower, one of the first models. It broke down a while ago outside of warranty. Turned out it had a broken logic board. Went to the local independent Apple retailer (we have those here), who would try to do what he could. In the end an Apple rep came over the next day, looked at my machine, said they'd replace the logic board -for free- and also the entire case -for free- because it had some scratches on it! Now mind you, these are huge 3mm. thick aluminum cases.. not the usual plastic crap you get from Dell.
      I left my G5 in the Apple guy's van and got a loaner (also a G5) from him to bridge the days that I'd have to spend without my own machine. Three days later the store called, we swapped machines and all has been hunky dory ever since.

      So here's a boatload of RESPECT to Apple for actually caring about a simple private customer, not even a business!

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    22. Re:Tripe by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I agree. Apple's customer service is nothing special, and in many cases almost absent. Support for old products, for example, just isn't there. My old iPod was 2nd generation, and after a while, the remote broke. So I went to buy a new remote, but since the introduction of a new connector plug for the remote (3rd gen, I think), the old remote had completely disappeared. I had to buy a new iPod if I wanted a new remote. Years later, the earphone socket broke. Sounded like it should be easy to repair, but Apple simply doesn't repair old iPods. You can buy a new one at cost price if you like, but that's it. And it was just a bit too small for me to repair, so I ended up just buying a new iPod. Because you've got to hand it to them: their products are good.

    23. Re:Tripe by jbolden · · Score: 1

      It depends on which European country but customer service standards can often be much higher in Europe than in America. Think about the range of customer service standards in various types of venues in different countries or even within countries (Paris vs. Rivera). I don't know if you can make comparisons across countries like that for this reason. In the home computing market America basically has one level of service with a pretty narrow range. In clothing for example we have a huge range in service standards. In restaurants we have a huge range (though not as large as the range in Europe).

    24. Re:Tripe by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's nothing new for me. Shortly after I got my iMac, I got a call asking if everything worked as expected and if I was happy with my purchase. Of course, I said yes, I was happy with it. Then one evening a few days later, I got another call asking if they had included all the cables in the package and if my iMac still worked OK. At first, I was flattered by this hands on customer care, but then the calls started coming every day while I was at work or late at night, sometimes three or four times a day. Was I still satisfied? Had I been looking at other brands lately? Did I think the hard drive was getting fat? I ended up selling it because it was just too high maintenance. If you're reading this, Apple, it's not you, it's me. And quit calling my friends trying to get my new number.

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    25. Re:Tripe by massysett · · Score: 1
      I know the scratches must be irritating...but do they impair the functionality of the device? Do they get so bad that you can't see the screen? Maybe they get so bad you can't see photos...but does it mean you can't see the song titles on the screen?

      I'm not giving Apple a pass, but I'm just wondering if it's purely an aesthetic issue, even though appearance is one reason people buy Apple...

    26. Re:Tripe by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Try this, smear honey thinly on your TV screen, even just one wipe of honey with a paint brush or something will do, let it harden and then watch your favourite TV programs or movies. See how long you'll put up with it before you wash it off or get the dog to lick it off and thats how annoying it was. Or bring your mates around to watch a really cool deleted scene from one of your favourite movies on DVD and have them comment casually on the smear on the TV. Its not even theirs yet they will say something about it.

      It bothered me when I had photos to show people on the nano, its one thing that the screen is smaller than the mini, but to have a slight gash which distorts the pixels underneath is very annoying and something I wouldn't stand for. If only because its supposed to be an improvement over the old ipod mini, (assuming in every way hence it being better) mine which like I said was immaculate.

      You are right about seeing song titles on the screen, I didn't care about them, but having my photos distorted really annoyed me. I dread to think what will happen when the wide screen ipod gets released excluding decent protection.

    27. Re:Tripe by nege · · Score: 1

      Similar experience: I just purchased a PowerMac G5 but didnt get the Video Card upgrade, thinking I could just go grab one off the shelf somewhere. Boy was I wrong - nVidia doesnt sell the Apple cards directly to retailers or consumers. I called Apple to see what my options were and my cell phone dropped the call a few minutes into the conversation. She called me back and left a detailed voicemail explaining the rest of my options for getting a better video card or replacement. WOW!

    28. Re:Tripe by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      She called me back and left a detailed voicemail explaining the rest of my options for getting a better video card or replacement. WOW!

      WOW! I mean... A woman called you??
      OMG, I need to start using Apple!

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    29. Re:Tripe by noewun · · Score: 1
      Since we're comparing stories:

      When my then-new Powerbook was about three months old, Apple discovered a fault in the machines which needed to be replaced. I contacted Apple, who sent me a pre-paid Fed Ex box. I packed up my machine and shipped it. Four days later it was back, good as new. Cost to me? Nothing. My other dealings with Apple, going back to 1989, have been similarly stress- and trouble-free. p. YMMV, etc.

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    30. Re:Tripe by AcidArrow · · Score: 1

      It wasn't my intention to imply that the European apple support is lacking in comparison to America or draw any other comparisons between countries. I just wanted to get the great customer service and hip/cool/trendy factors out of the way (which do not really apply here) and make a point that there are other reasons for which people like apple, at least here, but it could extend to worldwide up to a point.

    31. Re:Tripe by wigglebum420 · · Score: 0

      I have a Gateway laptop that I use for work... I was getting a hairline crack in one of the hinges... I called monday morning at 9:00 AM, DHL delivered a box to me for shipping at 2:20 PM the same day. DHL picked it back up at 4:00 PM on the same day. At about 4:00 AM, I saw it sign on to one of my messenger programs (they had just finsihed replacing the screen) I got it back at 1:40 PM the following day! And that was just some dumb old PC company. Good customer service can be found all over... Maybe I'm just bitter because I have been waiting 3 weeks for a response on a failed itunes download, but I think Apple's service sucks!

    32. Re:Tripe by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I understand your post was clear about the main point. I was just commenting that what's good customer service in a mainstream electronics store probably doesn't translate across countries. I was actually surprised that Apple stores aren't fancier in Europe in the US they are clearly designed in a very pricey style (though its dropping a bit as they are opening more of them).

    33. Re:Tripe by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      So you're praising Apple for strong-arming an OEM into not selling you their hardware directly so Apple can add a huge markup to it? Oh, but the woman called you back to let you know all the different ways you could get ripped off. That makes it all better.

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    34. Re:Tripe by WiZZLa · · Score: 0
      Well, they had a hard time figuring out which battery I needed, and so after being put on hold for 15 minutes I hung up with the intention of calling them back the next Monday (this was on a Saturday.) Well, about 10 minutes later they called me back to tell me my battery was on its way. FedEx delivered it that coming *Monday*. I have never had a company call me back, and I think that ranks right up there with the best customer services experiences I have ever had.

      What's your point? It's not an isolated experience with a good customer service rep and it's not indicative of the company. I just had a similar experience with DELL about 20 minutes ago.

      Simply, I need a motherboard replaced on a system (it's under warranty), they told me it would be sent (and I hung up,) but apparently they are having problems with their dispatch system. The CSR I was talking to called me back about 8 minutes later (he got my answering machine) to apologize that there would be a delay, left me his name, his phone number, his e-mail address, and his supervisors phone number & e-mail address (in case I wanted to complain for the error/delay, which technically isn't even his fault) and he'll also call me back when they are able to send out the motherboard.

      I called his supervisor to commend the CSR for his service, as he definitely didn't have to call me back to inform me about the delay (of a few hours I'm hoping.)

      Does that mean Dell now has better support than Apple or vice versa? Probably not, they both have similar support, but it's the individuals that make most of the difference.

      ...and in case you're wondering, I have friends that work doing tech support & customer service for Apple, Dell, HP, IBM, and a few other big companies, they are no different.
      The only ironic thing is most of them don't use their company's products (one friend has to hide is iRiver when he walks into the Apple store.)

    35. Re:Tripe by nege · · Score: 1

      lol. that _was_ pretty cute.

    36. Re:Tripe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good cutomer service is not exclusive to Apple.

      Proof?

      One of my HP servers blew up (2 HD failures. ouch). I call HP, they dispach their service rep after getting off the phone with me. I get an email from their service rep letting me know his ETA (the next morning). The next morning I get another email and a phone call from this service tech letting me know exactly when he'll arrive.

      He arrives exactly on time with the parts. He replaces the parts, sticks around until we're both satisfied things are working again.

      I get a follow up call from HP the next day after the server is back up asking me if everything is ok.

      Probably the only way Apple could exceed my experience with HP is if Jobs fixed my PC himself while humming the national anthem.

    37. Re:Tripe by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Not to belittle your experience, but a lot of companies do this. When I call Dell, the Indian guy asks me for my current phone number. If we get disconnected he calls right back.

      Not to mention, it sounds awfully like this guy's experience: http://apple.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=181779&c id=15033002 In that case, he had to return a product on the 15th day from a 14 day return period and was amazed Apple would let it slide. In your case, you put up with 15 minutes on hold. No one seems to be noticing that the original company response was pretty crappy (15 minutes is excessive, and 14-days is just about the worst return policy in the industry). I mean yeah, they eventually fixed the problem, but when you purposely lower the bar with the customer it's pretty easy to clear it.

    38. Re:Tripe by revscat · · Score: 1

      What's your point?

      That my experience differed from the grandparent's. Can't you read?

      t's not an isolated experience with a good customer service rep and it's not indicative of the company.

      My experiences differ and that is all I offered. And it is indicative of the company if formal surveys indicate that most people have had positive experiences.

      Does that mean Dell now has better support than Apple or vice versa? Probably not, they both have similar support, but it's the individuals that make most of the difference.

      That's about as juvenile a comment as I've seen. Individual effort matters in the long run, but institutional mores affect the behavior of individuals in ways both direct and indirect, from which project they are working on, to how much time is dedicated to QA, to whatever.

      (one friend has to hide is iRiver when he walks into the Apple store.

      Your friend is either an idiot or a pussy, probably both. What, is he scared the Apple employees are gonna jack his ass if he dares show it off?

    39. Re:Tripe by WiZZLa · · Score: 0
      That my experience differed from the grandparent's. Can't you read?

      It still has to do with a good customer service rep and it's not indicative of the individual company.

      My experiences differ and that is all I offered. And it is indicative of the company if formal surveys indicate that most people have had positive experiences.

      That's nice, there are formal surveys that say eMachines have the best initial setup experience next to the almighty Apple experience so I guess eMachines are #2!

      That's about as juvenile a comment as I've seen. Individual effort matters in the long run, but institutional mores affect the behavior of individuals in ways both direct and indirect, from which project they are working on, to how much time is dedicated to QA, to whatever.

      Explain how it's juvenile. It seems the "institutional mores" negatively affected the *three consecutive* CSRs the person a few posts above spoke to... Regarding time dedicated to QA, do you think Apple has a "sit & chat with our customers" policy? They try to solve the problem & get you off the phone as quickly as possible, just like other companies and their customer service.

      Your friend is either an idiot or a pussy, probably both. What, is he scared the Apple employees are gonna jack his ass if he dares show it off?

      revscat: "That's about as juvenile a comment as I've seen."

      I think my friend values his job a little more than having an "I work for Apple but use an iRiver product" type stance, it's only a DAP after all and not worth losing his job or getting reprimanded over IMO. Do you think his boss (or any boss from any company) would want their employee using a competing product in front of their customers? It may not be the best business practice.

  7. Interesting statement by Linzer · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Unfortunately, there are too many companies in the market that could care less about their customers

    Well, I'm rather worried about those that couldn't.
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    1. Re:Interesting statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got them! They must not of thought what they were saying. Couldn't care less means their care was as low as it goes. Could care less means it is not the lowest. Good point!

    2. Re:Interesting statement by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      I just replied to someone who made a similar observation, because it has always intrigued me. I dismissed it as a "braindead Americanism" but I wonder if this is a trifle unfair. From my experience - and I have seen it quite a bit in this organ - its usage appears to be confined to Americans, but is it America-wide or just restricted to certain areas...

      Anyone know? Anyone care?

      iqu :?

  8. Apple loves their customers cash. by Shivetya · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you have a problem with one of their systems or an iPod (like I did) you can damn well forget it unless the problem becomes widespread enough to hit popular tech pages.

    Apple is a corporation, it is not Steve Jobs, it is not warm and cuddly. If Apple loved their customers then Apple would not charge such a premium for their systems. The fact is, Apple loves to exploit, and rightfully so, their position with their customers. They have worked long and hard to create their image and they sure as hell ain't going to let the profit it generates slip by.

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    1. Re:Apple loves their customers cash. by eclectic4 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "If you have a problem with one of their systems or an iPod (like I did) you can damn well forget it unless the problem becomes widespread enough to hit popular tech pages."

      This is a joke, right? You have just described every "other" computer/software company in the world. Now, with Apple, you can go get help for free *gasp!* yes, for free at a genius bar near you for any little thing your heart desires (iPod, Software, Hardware, etc...). Do that at your local Dell mall kiosk and watch me in the corner laughing. If you do not live near an Apple store (if not, just wait a bit...), give Apple Care a call and they will either help you over the phone, or send out a box next day air to pick up your in-warranty machine/ipod/whatever...

      Of course they want the money. Apple, or any other company, wouldn't exist if it were different. It's everything else they do that others do not that make them different. In fact, it's the entire reason for this story.

      Seriously, did I miss your joke or something?

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    2. Re:Apple loves their customers cash. by kuzb · · Score: 2, Informative

      First let me start off by saying I'm not a Mac supporter - personally, I hate the machines. However, I must say that my iPod experience is much different than yours. I reflashed mine trying to put a linux firmware on it and bricked the thing. I figured, "ah, what the hell" and sent it back to Apple. Not only did they send me a replacement to a unit where I was clearly at fault, but they first sent me a self-addressed, postage paid box with packaging and even *tape* to send it back to them. Then they had the delivery company pick it up from my office. Turnaround for the whole thing? 1 business week - and it was going halfway across Canada to get there.

      I still don't like Steve Jobs, and I really don't like Macs. However, in all fairness, my experience with their customer support was nothing short of surprising. Perhaps I just got the right Apple store, or maybe someone at the company just had a good day. I don't know.

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    3. Re:Apple loves their customers cash. by chinakow · · Score: 1

      "If Apple loved their customers then Apple would not charge such a premium for their systems."

      HAHAHA! You sir need to learn about logic. How does charging more for hardware equate to no loving one's customers?

      Apple figures the cost of having someone sit around waiting to answer questions into the price of the hardware one buys. That is not to say they hope you don't have a problem, but the extra cost partially pays for Apple to staff people to answer questions for the customer. So in essence, Apple charges a premium because they love their customers and think that providing adequate service instead of cost cutting will make customers happy.

  9. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been into computers for 20 years. Never once have I needed to call a customer service for a home computer (This probably goes for alot of people). Exactly what is it they do so well? Why does Apple users need customer service so badly.

    Sure if I bought a notebook and the motherboard breaks every week I would also like good customer service, as I understand it iBooks are like that.

    1. Re:Why? by rmstar · · Score: 1

      The iPod got famous, but I don't think it is an innovation. It is a result of careful industrial design, and beyond that it is simply overrated. It is just an mp3 player with a hard disk and a dial. The old macs were innovation, I will not deny that for a second. But lately there is nothing really technologically innovative coming out of apple.

      Perhaps their real innovation is their marketing. I don't know how they do it, but even linux freaks buy macs for a lot more money than they would pay for an equiv. mainstream computer only to run linux software on it and put up with the single button mouse. And it sucks, and they complain, and *still* think that apple is great. Amazing.

    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone really scrutinized M$ Basic for "fragments" of DECBasic ??? M$'s early software was written using an 8080 emulator on a DEC mainframe, so "borrowing" features of DECBasic for M$ Basic might not be as far-fetched as Bill Gate$ would want you to believe !

    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you mean the Gorilla game from basic? Oh wait, that was stolen from Scorched Earth.

  10. Apple's service is not that great. by tgd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have two dead iPods and a dead iBook to show for my experiment with Apple. One died just out of warranty, the replacement I bought had the drive go with less than a month left on the warranty. The replacement came, and turns out had a bad dock connector. Unfortunately they wouldn't honor a warranty on the replacement and in the two remaining weeks of the warranty, I didn't happen to use the replacement. So now I've got two dead iPods.

    I also have a iBook that died with the extremely common logic board failure two months out of warranty... a problem that they extended the warranty coverage for on the G3 iBooks, but didn't do on the G4 even though its a very common problem.

    Apple was the reason I left ten years of Linux use as my primary desktop OS behind, and Apple is the reason I'll be going back.

    1. Re:Apple's service is not that great. by skaeight · · Score: 1

      I too have been hit by the faulty logic board in ibooks. I've actually had two go bad: a G3 & G4 (god only knows why I bought the G4). The G3's logic board died under warrenty, so we were able to get that fixed. I ended up selling/giving it to my brother in-law and it has recently completely died. Same symptoms, the screen won't come on, which was preceded by horizontal lines going accross the screen randomly.

      The G4's harddrive died, which I was able to RMA with toshiba. However, shortly after that it started exhibiting the same symptoms that the G3 had, however this time it died out of warrenty and thus Apple wanted around $600-700 to fix it. Needless to say I ended up buying a new Compaq. It's unbelievable that they knew about this problem in the G3 and didn't fix it in the G4.

      I also have a 1G ipod that is barely ever used, but I frequently have to reinstall the os software on. It becomes corrupted constantly.

      I don't know if these necessarily fall into customer service issues, however my only experience with apple products has shown that they are of substandard quality. There's absolutely no reason I should have 2 laptops litterally die on me in 3 years.

    2. Re:Apple's service is not that great. by richard.york · · Score: 1

      I got my company to buy me an iBook G3 on eBay. It arrived as described in the auction. It had tape holding the battery on, as the screw that locks the battery in place was broken. Other than that it was in tip top shape. After a couple of months it began to display symptoms of the logic board problem. Eventually it became completely useless. The video would become completely distorted at random. At the time I didn't know this was a common problem, and decided to crack open the iBook to see if something was loose. I managed to take it apart and put it back together again, albeit not exactly in the same shape as it was when it arrived (I had extra parts - doh!). I thought the video board might be too loose, so I tried to stabalize it with a bit of masking tape. Despite my best efforts, the fix failed. A few days later I discovered that there was a recall in effect on this particular iBook. I phoned Apple, they sent me a box, I sent the iBook to them. About a week later it arrived back. Not only had they fixed the logic board problem (and my sorry, sorry masking tape rig), but they also replaced the bottom plastic case and battery screw so my battery would remain in place properly without the aid of tape. All of this without my company spending a single dime. That is above and beyond the call of service. They could have refused to fix the iBook upon discovering that it had been opened. They could have replaced the logic board and done nothing else. Since then I've bought a 60GB iPod, and a 20" intel iMac for myself. I also got my company to buy me a 20" intel iMac for work. I might have bought those products anyway, but the fantastic customer service is what cemented the decision for me.

    3. Re:Apple's service is not that great. by Numeric · · Score: 1

      I have had three logic board repairs and my most recent logic failure occurred three months after my Apple Care warranty expiration date -- they replaced the logic board and hard drive. Apple turnover rate is great. I knew dropping it off Sunday afternoon, I would have it back before the end of the week which I did.

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    4. Re:Apple's service is not that great. by TofuDog · · Score: 1

      I've found the opposite, having had excellent experiences with an iBook G3 logic board replacement beyond the end date of the extended repair program, and replacement of an iPod shuffle (and the crappy earbuds) beyond its warranty. Maybe it was just luck, but experience leads me to believe that if you do your homework before calling and are polite but firm, you will be treated well.

    5. Re:Apple's service is not that great. by Milton+Waddams · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I had a faulty logic board on my iBook G4 too. It was still in warranty. It took over a month for them to replace the logic board even though they said that it would only take about 3 days. I had told them that I was in the middle of my final year at college so I didn't want them to take too long with it. I had the Applecare warranty and it was tied to the Serial Number of the iBook. I recently noticed that my iBook doesn't have a serial number anymore! This was my first Apple machine. I'd love to get another one, maybe a new iMac but I am very hesitant in getting one 'cause Apple's service is so shoddy.

    6. Re:Apple's service is not that great. by TofuDog · · Score: 1

      Wow that sucks. The GF had FedEx shipping box in 1 day and turn around with new logic board in 3 days.

    7. Re:Apple's service is not that great. by Pope · · Score: 1

      Well, it's all apocryphal, isn't it? I've owned 3 Apple Macs in my life, plus one clone, and a 2nd Gen iPod. The iPod's battery wore out after 1.5 years of almost daily use, nothing too unexpected. So I bought a 3rd party replacement for $35 that's lasted much longer.

      The Macinotoshes have had zero problems, hell, one of them's coming up on 6 years old at this point, 5 of which it was my main computer. The G5 I bought a year ago is the only machine I've felt is worth getting AppleCare for, since I'm going to be using it for at least another 2 years if no upgrades become available.

      Dunno, as always, YMMV!

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    8. Re:Apple's service is not that great. by kponto · · Score: 1

      The iBook G3 logic board problem was a design flaw; Apple's fault. They owened up to it and gave everyone with a bad machine free AppleCare (the extended three-year warranty).

      The G4 iBooks do not suffer from this design flaw, and no, logic board failure on these machines is not a common problem. Knock off the FUD.

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    9. Re:Apple's service is not that great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I also have a iBook that died with the extremely common logic board failure two months out of warranty... a problem that they extended the warranty coverage for on the G3 iBooks, but didn't do on the G4 even though its a very common problem."

      Was that a G4 one you're talking about? I had a G3 iBook with the logic board failure. They had a special repair program for those. I didn't buy extra AppleCare, and I had the laptop already for over a year when the problems with it started. With the special repair program, I could just hand in the laptop at an Apple Shop and let them take care of sending it to the Apple Centre for repair. That was all free, but still annoying, since I had to bring it in 5 times and then it'd take 2 weeks till I would get it back. Then it'd behave for about 1.5-2 months and then break down again.

      The 5th time, I was thinking that I had been patient enough with it, and so I called their customer service to tell them about the problem and ask whether they couldn't provide another solution instead of just fixing it, since obviously it would break down again. The guy on the phone looked up the details about my iBook and saw it had been in already 4 times before, and then proposed to just give me a new G4 iBook. I accepted, and up to now, it's still working fine.

      Am I happy with the customer service? The fact is that when I bought my laptop, customer service was an important factor.. world-wide customer service. I think customer service is especially important regarding laptops. I was considering either Apple or IBM, but in the end I chose Apple because I like the small 12" iBook, which was also fully supported on Linux. But still, nobody likes to miss his laptop for 2 weeks.. and definitely not for 5 times in a period of 8-10 months. On the other hand, my laptop was already out of warranty the first time I brought it in, so I am glad that they did repair it several times for free. And of course, I'm happy that in the end I got a new laptop, which is a whole new generation iBook compared to the one I bought.

      I don't think Apple's customer service is the "ultimate" in customer service, but I doubt I could expect the same kind of customer service with most other companies. I'd expect the same kind of service from IBM (although I wonder about that now, since their laptop division has been taken over by Lenovo). I don't know about Dell. I do have a good experience with Dell in a company environment, there was a problem with the keyboard on a laptop and they were there the next day and replaced it. But that doesn't mean you'll get the same quality of service as an individual who doesn't buy hunderds of computers from them each year.

    10. Re:Apple's service is not that great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... you've got 3 products that outlived their warranties.... what's your bitch???

    11. Re:Apple's service is not that great. by Queer+Boy · · Score: 2, Informative
      The Very Common Logic Board problem with iBooks had nothing to do with failure of the board. Thanks for making that shit up. It was a problem with the ATI chip that caused video problems. I know, I had it. It was from iBooks produced in 2002. They STILL will let you replace the logic board if you get that problem. Thanks for making THAT shit up. G4 iBooks have had no common problem.

      As for iPods, Apple has a 90 day warranty that covers almost everything (things like screens and power supplies are not covered) then they have a one year limited warranty where it depends on if it's a defect or that you are damaging the product, since both are gratis, it's up to Apple to find out whether there is a defect in the product or that you should not be let around electronics, and it sounds like the latter.

      I dropped my 30GB 3G iPod and got the sad iPod and Apple replaced it no questions asked, 6 months after I got it.

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    12. Re:Apple's service is not that great. by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

      iBook that died with the extremely common logic board failure two months out of warranty... a problem that they extended the warranty coverage for on the G3 iBooks, but didn't do on the G4 even though its a very common problem.

      I have had problems with Apple notebooks as well. As as a result, I recommend that anyone buying an Apple laptop consider buying a 3 year warranty. I also recommend that they factor that into the cost of the laptop when doing comparisons. I still go Apple though because notebook failures are not unique to Apple. I've seen others fail as well.

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  11. For a responsible opposing viewpoint... by swm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why I gave up on Apple: A tale of unrequited love

    http://world.std.com/~swmcd/steven/rants/mac.html

    1. Re:For a responsible opposing viewpoint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me get this straight. You bought a Mac which lasted nearly TEN YEARS (1987 until the "late 90's") before requiring the logic board to be replaced.
      You bought another Mac which didn't fail at all.

      And you wrote a web page to rant about it ? My GOD !! This story is really a PRO-Apple story !
      Your machine lasted a DECADE without fault and you feel inspired to go on a rampage screaming how Apple did you wrong ?

      Thank god you left Apple. I'm sure your PC machines must be much more reliable. I bet the only reason you don't have problems with them failing after a decade is because they're so obselete and their value has become virtually nil that you throw them away !

      You're insane ! If my dual G5 lasts a decade before it requires a $292 repair, I'll be crowing with happiness.

      You my friend, are a whinger. Complete and utter unashamed whinger !

    2. Re:For a responsible opposing viewpoint... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Yes, it really seems that you gave up on Apple - since you made a web page and felt the need to post it on Slashdot.

      After reading your page, it seems you were upset because Apple didn't take over the world. And because Apple made some questionable business decisions. And because 10 years after you bought your first mac it broke.

      You are getting upset about the wrong things. You need to consider how the mac works for you. You seem to be making decisions for all the wrong reasons. Because you didn't want a 80386 - why do you care what CPU the machine uses??

      BTW, I have not owned a mac for about 10 years, but not because of any of these silly reasons.

    3. Re:For a responsible opposing viewpoint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that after five to seven years with the same hardware something is bound to fail.
      I have an Intel PC with Windows 2000 Pro which has had the CPU fan and power supply replaced twice in it's life. It is six and a half years old. BTW - I am on my first and only installation of 2000 Pro. I have only had one BSOD and that was the second time the cpu fan needed replaced. I replaced it and my 200 box came right back to life . . . good as new.

      Maybe you expect too much from your hardware.

    4. Re:For a responsible opposing viewpoint... by TofuDog · · Score: 1
      Gee, I too would swear-off a company for life because I don't like the mouse that shipped with a system that I didn't even buy. It would have been oppressive to have to plug in any old USB mouse. -and the thought of a component of a multi-$1,000 system costs hundreds of dollars, why that's unconscionable!

      Let me add that the earbuds on my iPod shuffle started to -distort- after I had them just 1 year under conditions of rain, snow (I'm hardcore), and banging into other things in a pack. I had the unbearable experience of paying $11.99 for a better-sounding pair of Sony ear-buds!

      If that isn't grounds for permanently condemning Apple, what is?
    5. Re:For a responsible opposing viewpoint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ, he buys two computers, complains about replacing a dead part in a ten year old one, and he's.... complaining? Good riddance to customer support nightmares like this.

  12. Language nazi by Tx · · Score: 1, Informative

    Unfortunately, there are too many companies in the market that could care less about their customers

    Ok, I've got karma to burn ;). The phrase is "Couldn't care less". As in, it's not possible to care less than they do. "Could care less" implies that they could actually care less than they do. Why is this so hard for people to get right?

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    1. Re:Language nazi by zenmojodaddy · · Score: 1

      At least one of us is going to get modded to oblivion, but I'm with you on this one all the way.

    2. Re:Language nazi by Fhqwhgadss · · Score: 5, Funny
      Why is this so hard for people to get right?

      Because they could care less.

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    3. Re:Language nazi by neurovish · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's an idiomatic phrase who's common usage has strayed from its literal meaning, is that such a hard concept to grasp? All languages have such phrases where the implied meaning is based upon the context in which it is often used instead of a rigid literal interpretation. Perhaps you guys need to step away from your computers for a second and learn how people communicate?

    4. Re:Language nazi by Spad · · Score: 0

      And that's a half-assed excuse made up by somebody to try and mask the fact that they screwed up and got it wrong.

      It's not ironic. It's not a shift in meaning. It's not the natural evolution of language. It's someone who fucked up and tried to cover it up by spouting more bullshit.

    5. Re:Language nazi by suhock · · Score: 1
      From American and British English differences:

      Both British English and American English use the expression "I couldn't care less" to mean the speaker does not care at all. In American English, the phrase "I could care less" (without the "n't") is synonymous with this in casual usage. Intonation no longer reflects the originally sarcastic nature of this variant, which is not idiomatic in British English and might be interpreted as anything from nonsense to an indication that the speaker does care.
    6. Re:Language nazi by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Or to rephrase your argument, it's perfectly fine to say something that's clearly wrong just because another dozen idiots got it wrong first.

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    7. Re:Language nazi by symbolic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is simply a case where the ingenuity of American laziness has been justified (er, rationalized) in a Wikipedia article. When you get right down to it, using "could" instead of "couldn't," literally interpreted, means quite the opposite of what is intended. What's particularly unfortunate, is my suspicion that a fair number of people don't even understand this.

    8. Re:Language nazi by technothrasher · · Score: 1
      It's not ironic. It's not a shift in meaning. It's not the natural evolution of language. It's someone who fucked up and tried to cover it up by spouting more bullshit.

      It's not the natural evolution of language? Instead it's some vast conspiracy to cover up a slip of the tongue? And you actually, truly BELIEVE that? Honestly? Come on. You may not like it, but to deny the existance of the mutated meme is living in la-la land.

    9. Re:Language nazi by ndg123 · · Score: 1

      Yeah I agree. You can't have your cake and eat it you know.
      oh...wait...
      you can have your cake, and eat it.
      but you can't eat your cake, and still have it.

    10. Re:Language nazi by 605dave · · Score: 1

      I made this same point to my ex-wife during one of our 'disagreements'. Although technically true, probably not a good idea at the time. Might explain the 'ex' part.

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    11. Re:Language nazi by mike2R · · Score: 1
      It's an idiomatic phrase who's common usage has strayed from its literal meaning
      So what your saying is that the phrase was once used seriously and meant what it said? - Like the phrase "the exception proves the rule," which makes no sense until you realise that the word prove can also mean "test" (so actually means to opposite of its current usage).

      However the rest of the English speaking world says "I couldn't care less," which makes me incline towards the simple fuck-up theory myself...
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    12. Re:Language nazi by the+chao+goes+mu · · Score: 1

      This isn't unique for an Americanism. Think of the people who use "irregardless". It should be an antonym for "regardless", but the users think it is a synonym.

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    13. Re:Language nazi by the+chao+goes+mu · · Score: 1

      But American English loves the fuck-up as a means of change. Think of the sue of "anxious" to mean "expectant" (ignoring the negative connotation of axious), or "irregardless" to mean "regardless" or "nauseous" for "nauseated", and so on. Americans love to use words to mean almost exactly the opposite of their literal meaning.

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    14. Re:Language nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's sarcastic.

    15. Re:Language nazi by samdu · · Score: 1

      "Irregardless" is still just as incorrect as "could care less." Just because it's in common usage doesn't make it correct.

    16. Re:Language nazi by samdu · · Score: 1

      Oh, and yeah, Americans often use words to mean the opposite of their intentions. It's called sarcasm. However, the original "couldn't care less" has sarcastic intentions in and of itself and there IS no sarcastic connotation to "irregardless." They're simply misuses of the phrase and word resectively.

  13. For the love of God... by zenmojodaddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... the phrase is 'could NOT care less'. If you COULD care less, that means you do care and have room for treating your customers worse, doesn't it?

    Please allow me to utter a short yelp of annoyance.

    1. Re:For the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never encountered anyone saying this in the UK but have seen it loads on the web from what I assume are Americans?

      It really doesn't make sense!

    2. Re:For the love of God... by tooth · · Score: 1

      I'm with you... Is it a US thing to always say it wrong?

    3. Re:For the love of God... by bwalling · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm with you... Is it a US thing to always say it wrong?

      Yes. Most Americans can't be bothered with learning the English language. They consistently justify it with statements like "Oh, you know what I meant!"

    4. Re:For the love of God... by zenmojodaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

      While I'm in grammar ninja mode, methinks I saw a split infinitive there. I'm taking you DOWN, buddy.

    5. Re:For the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Split infinitives are not wrong

      Just unpopular. It's the only rule most English obsessives know and there is no basis for it.

    6. Re:For the love of God... by JavaBrain · · Score: 1

      The incorrect phrasing usage "could care less" is merely anti-intellectualism again raising it's ugly head.

    7. Re:For the love of God... by confu2000 · · Score: 1

      It's sarcasm. It means, "I care so little, but if I made an effort, I could care even less."

      BTW, I think there's a brodcaster somewhere using "near-miss" for you to yell at.

    8. Re:For the love of God... by Bueller_007 · · Score: 1

      That's like arguing that you can't say "that movie was wicked" because "wicked means "bad".

      To quote the Oxford Dictionary:

      -I (or he, she, etc.) couldn't (or also could) care less - used to express complete indifference : he couldn't care less about football.

      It's idiomatic usage. It started as an ironic expression. But now it's a part of our language and no longer pronounced ironically.

      Language changes. Get over it.

    9. Re:For the love of God... by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the problem is that using the English language to interpret it suggests the OPPOSITE meaning.

      Every time I see people write "I could care less" I *do* read it as "I care about this". The opposite of what they probably mean.

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    10. Re:For the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The incorrect phrasing usage "could care less" is merely anti-intellectualism again raising it's ugly head.

      And on that note, my dear, there should be no apostrophe in 'its' in that context...

    11. Re:For the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it originated as a verbal irony? ("Yes, *technically* they COULD care even less, but come on.") That sort of thing.

      That said, you are fighting a tidal wave. It's become an idiomatic expression like "it's raining cats and dogs." People don't think about it anymore. It's just the new English "word" for "it's raining really hard."

      It's in the same vein as people who say "we'll burn that bridge when we come to it" when they probably mean "we'll cross that bridge when we get to it" or "we'll burn that bridge after we cross it." Burning the bridge when you come to it is, after all, a remarkably cynical view of life. So is saying "they could care less" when referring to a company that doesn't care very much at all.

    12. Re:For the love of God... by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      "Oh, you know what I meant!"

      And I do know what they meant, they were saying in their own subtle way that they're ignorant.

      *No typos, no typos, no wammy, no wammy, STOP!*

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    13. Re:For the love of God... by Bueller_007 · · Score: 1

      Who actually says: "I could care less about about my mother" when they mean "I care about my mother." You might have a case if this were true, but it just ain't so. It should never be confusing because it always takes its idiomatic meaning.

      Since the phrase appears verbatim in the most reputable of all English dictionaries, and never actually means "I care about this", I would suggest that your confusion is your own fault.

    14. Re:For the love of God... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      And you're saying in your own smug, elitist way that you're an asshole. The average person on the street could care less if they satisfy your desire to hear the idiom the way that you believe it should be used.

    15. Re:For the love of God... by nyarl · · Score: 1
      ... the phrase is 'could NOT care less'. If you COULD care less, that means you do care and have room for treating your customers worse, doesn't it?
      Actually, BOTH versions have always worked for me, and here's why:

      The construction 'could NOT care less' is obvious;

      and I always understand 'COULD care less' to be sarcastic, as in:

      "I COULD care less... (but I don't)." ...with the caveat assumed.

      So, I don't really have a problem with either version, though I understand why some do. You might think my explanation is stupid, but I could care less...
    16. Re:For the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In fact the "rule" about split infinitives was modeled, rather stupidly, on the Latin grammar for infinitives; that is, Latin has a particular conjugation for infinitives that only uses one word (which escapes me now, the second principle part of the verb, perhaps??). The medieval English grammarians then decided that since the word that meant "to _verb_" was all together (since it was, in fact, one word), the English words "to" "_verb_" should not ever separated by an adverb or anything else... As I understand it, the standards have recently changed (in the past 40 years?) as they have finally realized how silly it all is...

      Regardless, I personally always thought "To boldly go where no man..." always had a better ring to it than "To go boldly where no man..." Oh well.

    17. Re:For the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      People tend to justify being elitists when they're provably correct.

    18. Re:For the love of God... by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

      It's not the way he thinks should be used, it's the right way.

    19. Re:For the love of God... by Pulzar · · Score: 1

      And you're saying in your own smug, elitist way that you're an asshole. The average person on the street could care less if they satisfy your desire to hear the idiom the way that you believe it should be used.

      I'm pretty sure that the average person is still not that ignorant to think that using correct words to express their thoughts is elitist. Things are definitely going that way, but my experience is that you're still the minority.

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    20. Re:For the love of God... by gidds · · Score: 1
      Yeah, and they do it for "the longest time", too.

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  14. Everyone?!? by Psychotext · · Score: 1

    Ignoring the fact not everyone loves Apple I can't help feeling that a lot of people just love to support the underdog. I'm fairly OS independant, in that I use whatever I need to use to get the job done (Linux, Apple, MS) but I will say that experience tends to tell me that Apple fans tend to be the most rabid about it.

    On that subject... does anyone know why people feel they have to defend their choice to the extent that they lose all rational capability? It seems to be the same with games consoles. I know very few people that have a PS2 and an Xbox - Most people seem to go for one or the other then rant about how much the other one sucks. I find it kinda confusing as I liked aspects of all the last gen consoles so I bought them all when the price dropped.

    Not yet decided on the next gen. :)

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  15. copying success by v1 · · Score: 1

    It's regrettably amusing that Apple competitors are working hastily to develop iPod clones to reap in success, but what many of them fail to comprehend is that it's not necessarily the iPod that makes Apple successful, but rather its customer service.

    So many are trying to copy the result of Apple's innovation, and so few are actually trying to copy the concept of innovation. There is the reason Apple has been around for so many years, and why the iPod knockoffs will be gone next year.
     

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  16. Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So Apple's customer service happened to get way better right when the iPod was released?

    Customer service may be a (small) part of the experience, but don't go claiming that iPod competitors are chasing a pie in the sky.

    Most Mac users I know, including myself, have never called customer service.

    1. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...never called customer service."

      Important point. And why have you never called them? Probably because everything Just Works. *That's* good service.

  17. Absolutely True by BladesP9 · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is absolutely true. I've bought many macintosh computers for the companies I have owned and worked for.

    During lean times we would use eBay to buy computers and equipment for employees. One occasion in particular I bought a strawberry iMac as a work station for a designer advertised as new in the box only to find out the machine was two years past the date of manufacture. As a matter of policy, Apple only honors the warranty within I believe 90 days of the date of manufacture. After a few attempts to repair the machine unsuccessfully, Apple replace it with a new (at the time) iMac that had much better specifications at no charge. Just recently, they gave me a lot of good advice and support on a lemon iMac I received from MacMall.

    I value customer service primarily because I pride myself on giving it - and it's nice to deal with a company then genuinely seems to care about it's customers. I'm an Apple customer for life partially because I prefer their product, but mostly because they treat me like a human being instead of a credit card number.

    1. Re:Absolutely True by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      actualy, it is 90 days phone and 1 year parts and labor.

  18. I should also add... by tgd · · Score: 1

    The iBook that eventually died had its on-board memory fail six months into the warranty period.

    When I brought it to the apple store, the fix they did (after trying to convince the bonehead that it was supposed to have 256 meg of RAM and not 128) was to replace the 128 meg SODIMM with a 256 meg one... something I didn't notice until I went to put a 512 in there. So my defective logic board wasn't replaced even when it WAS under warranty.

  19. Not service, but experience by Dekortage · · Score: 1

    It's regrettably amusing that Apple competitors are working hastily to develop iPod clones to reap in success, but what many of them fail to comprehend is that it's not necessarily the iPod that makes Apple successful, but rather its customer service.

    It's not specifically the service but the end-to-end experience. Everyone else is working on great music players, but they cannot control the music download and management experience as well.

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  20. Customers Service at Apple is awful! by Manip · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I had a problem with a recent iTunes patch, long story short it broke all DRM-ed music playback on my PC but not on the iPod. Tried all the standard bits, uninstall, reinstall, looked up help page...

    Sure Apple did have a help page for the problem but it didn't help one tiny bit.

    So I contacted them. Said something like "DRM protection music is distorted during playback as suggested by an apple help page(URL); MP3, WMA, and CD Audio playback works just fine ..." and they sent back a cookie cutter "You can't convert to WMA" ...

    This is just yet another company that doesn't give too hoots enough to read what you send them or to respond on their forums. The article is talking a whole load of bull from my experiences with apple up to this point.

    If you ask me, the company with the single best customer service is Amzon(.co.uk). They don't bull you... They are MORE than fair, and don't make you jump though hoops.

    1. Re:Customers Service at Apple is awful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a similar experience with ITMS customer support. I sent a clear description of a problem I had (and which was easily verified by them), and got a totally irrellevant form answer back. Replying to that email did get me to an actual thinking person who could resolve my problem, though.

    2. Re:Customers Service at Apple is awful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 3rd generation ipod and some mp3s didn't play well on the ipod (the sound was disturbed).
      Well, the mp3s worked well in itunes, winamp, etc... and other players, so I called them. They said I should send in the mp3 and they would have a look at it and I should call back in 1 week. I called back in 1 week, well and they didn't do anything.

      The only thing they said, rip them again with itunes. Oh well. What a nice support, since it was clearly a firmware issue. Linux on the ipod played them fine as well.

      And they were advertising super fast shipping and on stock delivery when I bought it. It turned out that was only from the Netherlands on. First it had to take a 3 week ship trip from Taiwan to Europe. What a scam.

    3. Re:Customers Service at Apple is awful! by bloosqr · · Score: 1

      Have you tried going to the genius bars at the apple store? You now have to make an appt because they are so popular but the customer service at those things are beyond brilliant, about 1/2 of the customer base seems to be ipod related, but they will sit down and work w/ you until it is sorted out.

    4. Re:Customers Service at Apple is awful! by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 1

      This is just yet another company that doesn't give too hoots enough to read what you send them or to respond on their forums. The article is talking a whole load of bull from my experiences with apple up to this point.

      I've had plenty of experiences with companies that don't even read what you write them. It's the single most frustrating experience I've had. It just happened recently with Intuit (TurboTax). I completely laid out my issue with filing my federal return online, and the response I got sounded like the customer service rep just copied and pasted a response out of their knowledge base which didn't help at all. My problem was that I had already followed those steps and it didn't work, I don't think the support person read anything from my message.

      As an interesting note, I've never had an experience like that in the open source world. If you clearly spell out what steps you took, where your problem was, and what you did to try to solve it, people will almost go out of their way to try and help you.

      If you ask me, the company with the single best customer service is Amzon(.co.uk). They don't bull you... They are MORE than fair, and don't make you jump though hoops.

      I absolutely agree with you here. A lot of people hate Amazon for various reasons, but they have the best customer support. They send instructions for returning your item with your package, and will take back anything no questions asked, whether it's they're fault or not. I've had a couple products which were damaged, and amazon replaced them no questions asked. They are more than fair.

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    5. Re:Customers Service at Apple is awful! by restive · · Score: 1

      I agree that Apple's customer service is atrocious. My wife wanted a new iBook a little over a year ago and we went online to order one. When we saw that she could log in through her school's purchase program and get a discount, we did exactly that.

      But wait! The iBooks they had listed on the "school" page *looked* the same as the original iBook page, but when her iBook came in, she said "it won't play DVDs." I KNEW the system specs had listed a DVD player for EVERY iBook listed, so I called up Apple and after talking to two techs someone could tell me what happened: "Oh, the low-end system under the school discount ONLY has a CD-ROM...it's a only an option on the school systems, and basically the low-end iBook changes to only have a CD." They agreed that it was a bit misleading, since the systems appear the same, but you have to read the fine print to see that there are some differences. (also, the "discount" really isn't that good if they're not giving you the same system in the end)

      OK, thanks buddy. Now I have a brand new iBook that doesn't play DVDs and my wife is getting upset that her new computer "isn't working." Apple's response? NOTHING!!! They would not take it back in return because it was "customized" (hard drive upgrade) and when I asked if I could send it back to them and PAY HOWEVER MUCH THEY WANTED to get the CD upgraded to a DVD they said they "do not do that." Basically, "screw you, you made a mistake on our admittedly-misleading website."

      I talked to 4 different people at Apple (some calling themselves managers)...we had purchased the extended 3-year service and everything...I was willing to do ANYTHING THEY SUGGESTED just to get this BRAND NEW iBOOK upgraded since apparently "I had made the mistake." They flatly refused to offer me any options: they said I made the mistake and would have to eat it; they don't do hardware upgrades, so I couldn't send it back to them; and they couldn't refer me to anyone who could help get this problem solved.

      It's debatable whether my "mistake" was really my error, but just to be nice to Apple, I'll admit that it was. What company in their right mind takes a customer that has just admitted making a costly mistake in buying a new computer and is willing to spend MORE money to get some help fixing it, and tell them to basically go pound sand? Money was NOT the object here...a wife happy with her new non-Windows computer WAS.

      Hands down, I have never experienced such poor customer service in my life. I had plans to buy a new PowerBook, but I am done dealing with this piss-poor company.

    6. Re:Customers Service at Apple is awful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Amazon's success was originally built on customer service, much more so than Apple's. However, the current amazon.co.uk customer service falls FAR short of this standard, and I'm surprised you should mention it as such.

      If something goes really wrong at amazon.co.uk (in a way that is unforeseen, as opposed to your standard missing shipment) there is NO way for the customer to escalate a problem to someone who has the authority to actually solve it -- you remain stuck with the guys in India, who will answer any query with a non-committal selection of boilerplate garbage.

      If you want great customer service, well... I am hard pressed for an example, to be honest. Amazon.*com* used to be great. I can even remember a distant past where *Dell* CS was great! Current Apple CS is not bad, but unfortunately their product quality leaves a lot to be desired, putting too great a stress on the CS machinery: too many apple lemons, as it were.

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    7. Re:Customers Service at Apple is awful! by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      I e-mailed Apple and got an immediate automated response that said something I only kind of remember because I didn't read it all. Their customer service sucks.

      Way to get a plus 5. What did they say when you called their toll free 1-800-APL-CARE, or 1-800-SOS-APPL?

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    8. Re:Customers Service at Apple is awful! by CRC'99 · · Score: 1

      I had the same problem. I have never had a properly working Superdrive in either my mac mini or g4 powerbook. For around 3 months, every time I called Apple to try and lodge an issue on it I kept getting sent articles on how to burn CDs.

      The problem isn't that I don't know how to burn CDs, but more to the fact that the damn drive firmware is screwed.

      I got so frustrated at trying to get onto someone with a clue at Apple that I started up http://superdrive.crc.id.au/ with a hope that SOMEBODY has a clue within Apple.

      Long story short, my warranty is about to expire and I'm yet to have this problem resolved - a whole 12 months later. I don't call this excellent customer service. I call it a half-baked product that has had it's faults ignored hoping that they go away.

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    9. Re:Customers Service at Apple is awful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When buying on the Apple store, you are presented with a shopping basket which lists all the details of your laptoy purchase including whether or not it has a Superdrive. You are asked to read it carefully and confirm. You did that. It was your mistake, period.

      Unless you become a supervillain tone-wise in writing, it's hard to believe you were mild-mannered and professional with the several Apple employees you talked with. They are human beings too, and you come across as abusive and unwilling to accept that it really was your mistake. "Misleading" page indeed. Give me a break.

      Go look up how cheap external USB-or-firewire based DVD devices are. Go buy one. The inconvenience of using the external device will remind you to shop more carefully or be more diplomatic and honest about your own errors in the future.

    10. Re:Customers Service at Apple is awful! by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 1

      However, the current amazon.co.uk customer service falls FAR short of this standard, and I'm surprised you should mention it as such.

      I guess I should have mentioned that I live in the US and therefore use amazon.com. I don't know how much the two entities act differently when it comes to customer service.

      you remain stuck with the guys in India, who will answer any query with a non-committal selection of boilerplate garbage.

      I've never actually had to call amazon, I might have had to email once or twice, but everything's always been resolved. But I know what you mean by "non-committal selection of boilerplate garbage". With some companies, I feel like I can see them reading straight from the "knowledgebase" on their website which I've already read through, and already explained that I've read through five minutes ago.

      If you want great customer service, well... I am hard pressed for an example, to be honest. Amazon.*com* used to be great.

      To be honest, I haven't noticed any decline in the customer service at amazon.com. Although I haven't really had to use it in a while, which probably says a lot more about them. If they can design their product/system such that you don't even have to use customer support, then they really know what they're doing. I guess I'm really just thinking about how simple and easy they make it for you to return items to them, they have a very relaxed return policy.

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  21. Best customer service, or basic consumer rights? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Seems like you've been conned into thinking the store did you a favour. If the product is faulty or doesn't work as intended you are covered by a 12 month manufacturers warranty, which guarentees you a repair or replacement. This a legal requirement for almost anything you buy.



    Forget about the pathetic 14 day in store refund rubbish, that's only if you change your mind and decide you don't want it.

  22. Customer service is actually quite confusing by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

    I've been an Apple fan for the past two years since buying my first Apple product, an iBook, in early 2004 (I've since entirely switched). Still, 99% of my love for Apple is for OS X, and I wouldn't agree that their customer service is amazing.

    Consider that all their machines come with a year's warranty. You can buy AppleCare within the first twelve months, so it makes sense to not buy AppleCare at day one and rely on the warranty for the first year. The problem is, they make it really hard to work out who to talk to in that first year. AppleCare comes with a phone number and all the details, but if you don't have AppleCare, working out who to call regarding your warranty requires some digging. Put it this way, if you trawl through their support site(s), everything is pitched at AppleCare and there are no specific references to who to call regarding the /warranty/.

    My iBook had a fault at age 11 months. Whenever you opened the screen beyond 90 degrees, it cut out. I eventually worked out a number at Apple (which goes to Ireland) and waited in the queue. I eventually found out that Apple didn't actually do the servicing. They gave me a URL to find a local 'approved' repair center for Macs. Turns out my nearest one was 2 hours away so I called them up. They told me to bring the machine in and they could sort it out under warranty. They also said I could send it in, but I'd have to pay all the costs and insurances, etc.. which came to more than actually going there. Eventually I decided against it, ripped open the machine myself, and found a wire was getting caught in the hinge, which was easily fixed.

    So it ended well, but not thanks to Apple at all. However, they've opened an actual Apple store about 90 minutes away from here now, so it won't be so bad in future, but still.. it felt that without AppleCare, Apple were more interested in getting rid of me than fostering a customer who'd go on to spend thousands on Apple products.

    1. Re:Customer service is actually quite confusing by Ajaxamander · · Score: 1

      You realize that Apple calls all their warrranties "AppleCare," right? So you get 1 year of "AppleCare" warranty with the purchase, and you can optionally buy 2 more years of extended warranty "AppleCare."

    2. Re:Customer service is actually quite confusing by ender- · · Score: 1

      I wasn't too happy with Apple customer service either. I've got a Dual G4 tower here at work. It started making an ungodly grinding noise one day. I opened it up and saw that the 120mm fan under the power supply had broken and was banging against the grill.

      I know it is out of warranty, so I tried to find a replacement fan for it [of course a normal 120mm fan won't fit it, and the plug is different]. Apple doesn't sell one to the public. They require to you bring the machine to an Apple store [or authorized service provider] to have them replace it. Ok fine, I called the Apple store and a couple of authorized places. They won't even tell me how much it will cost to replace that fan. They want me to unhook everything and drag it down to them to have their 'Apple guru' [that was the title they gave] look at it before they will tell me how much a F*CKING FAN COSTS?!?!?!

      No, I'm glad it is a work computer. I will never buy an Apple if that's the kind of customer service I can expect.

  23. Re:Best customer service, or basic consumer rights by noelmarkham · · Score: 1

    You're right, it is 'basic consumer rights', but how many other companies do you know who would have kicked up a fuss, or got the machine fixed, probably with a 2 week+ turnaround?

  24. Thank you! by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    That really irks the hell out of me too!

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  25. Pear by mtenhagen · · Score: 1

    I think Pear is much better.

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  26. Why Everyone Loves Apple by rve · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't love Apple.

    Like you said, the customers service is nothing special, and arguably worse than companies like Dell, which operate in a market with more severe competition (the windows PC).

    The Apple II was pretty cool, but the 25 years of unjustified media hype and the attitude of Mac fanatics have really spoiled the Apple brand for me

    1. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      Actually. Dell is worse than Apple. Consumers Report every year does a comparison of computer companies and their products.. Apple is always at the top and Dell is ALWAYS in the middle.

    2. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by BladesP9 · · Score: 1

      Yeah I remember an article I read once about companies that put their customers through Phone System Hell just to talk to a real person. This article posted a series of phone key strokes you could press to get right to a customer service agent which was I believe 14 keystrokes.

    3. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      I don't love Apple either. I think their computers are ok.

      I like how they put thought and effort into designing/engineering them, but that's about it.

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    4. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um...I find your comments completely inaccurate. You wrote:

      "Like you said, the customers service is nothing special, and arguably worse than companies like Dell, which operate in a market with more severe competition (the windows PC)."

      I guess that would explain why EVERY other company has a LOWER score than Apple in terms of customer service in Consumer Reports testing/reporting.

    5. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. Apple customer service is not great. I manage a lab of Macs and working with Apples does nothing but raise my blood pressure. A company that doesn't support its own hardware after it gets a few years old is not a great customer service company.

      The only thing I keep coming up - Apple has great marketing. Actually brilliant marketing. Apple's marketing department has set an image that Apple products are cool and different. Remember the 1984 commercial? If you use an Apple, you have broken from the crowd and are more enlightened. I really think, while they don't want to admit it, fanatical Apple fans have bought into the marketing.

    6. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I wouldn't call myself an apple "fanatic", but I own a Mac, as well as 2 other non-apple computers. But if you're wondering where the attitude comes from, it's 10 years of participating in discussions about computers only to say you use a Mac and have someone immediately say "what are you %^$#^% stupid?".

    7. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy your mac from a dealer, not from an Internet store. They are the ones that can support you properly. If your current dealer doesn't, switch to one who does.

    8. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

      the customers service is nothing special, and arguably worse than companies like Dell

      You haven't been to a genius bar, have you? There is nothing like bringing your computer to someone and pointing out your problem. They will look at the computer for free whether it on warranty or not. I have went through Dell tech support, and after having a computer fruitlessly fail at identifying my problem, I got a rather abrupt lady who kept referring me to a website- never really solving my problem. This isn't fanboyism, its experience. Apple is cleary better.

      the 25 years of unjustified media hype and the attitude of Mac fanatics have really spoiled the Apple brand for me

      Dude, you got issues. Use the best tool for the job. I use macs but I always play with other brands whenever the chance arises to constantly compare and keep myself open. If the last time you touch an Apple was an Apple II, go to an Apple Store. Don't let other people choose your brand for you
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    9. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by saltydogdesign · · Score: 3, Funny

      the attitude of Mac fanatics have really spoiled the Apple brand for me

      I know what you're saying. Like, other people's relentless urge to drink water and eat food has driven me to ... ack!
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    10. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Well since there is no such thing as a dell store, your point is rendered null and void. Any unbranded PC shop has a general 1 year parts 3 years laybour on any machine they sell. this is standaed in canada and im sure something similar is standard everywhere else. A problem that can be fixed in short order ( being called a genius for fixing a file association hows that for ego! ) most shops will do for free.

      "Don't let other people choose your brand for you"

      doesnt that really negate your whole post, this whole thread????

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    11. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      I agree with this. I'm another one of those who never made the move from the Apple ][ to the MacIntosh. Macs were and still are too expensive compared to PCs. Macs cost more initially, peripherals and add-ons cost a LOT more, software costs more, there's less variety, and a lot less users and much smaller market. We know why-- the principles of Open Source and Freedom apply to hardware no less than software. The PC is the more open platform. The PC is clunkier, but because of freedom it has a host of crucial advantages such as low prices and variety, and greater potential for improvement. For me, no amount of supposed user friendliness, service, and better design could make up for Apple's definite drawbacks. That freedom meant the PC was never far behind on all those factors that set Apple apart while being way ahead in other areas. It wasn't all that long before the PC had Microsoft Windows to match Apple's GUI, and unlike Apple there were a whole host of alternatives waiting in the wings should Windows falter-- alternatives such as BeOS, OS/2, Linux and XWindows. Good service? If Dell doesn't satisfy, there's hundreds of other suppliers. If MS can't make Windows Vista succeed, there are workable viable alternatives. But for Apple based stuff it's Apple only. In recent years, Apple has looked a little more interesting with the move to OS X and a bit more variety in hardware such as the option to run on an Intel CPU. But the whole iPod thing seems to me to be more of the same toy like approach. Shiny, pretty, cute exterior that is easy and friendly, but what's under the hood is not quite as nice. Apple ][s were the number one computer in grade schools, and now the iPod once again targets the demographic that is most gullible, naive, easily swayed by appearances, and the quickest and most enthusiatic with praise.

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    12. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STFU you dork.
      Your reason for not liking something is because other people really like it?

      That's like people who decide not to like a band because its too popular. They care more about being in an exclusive "in crowd" than the substance of what they are "in".

      If you don't love Apple, then have a good reason other than "marketing hype".

      I don't like Pringles because of their lame commercials. Its too bad because they taste really good and don't get my hands all greasy. Besides, they're too popular these days.

      I'm tired of people who pull those stupid excuses. Grow up.

    13. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by idsofmarch · · Score: 1
      I don't 'love' Apple either, but to say that their service is nothing special and arguably worse than Dell is just silly. Consumer Reports has noted, year after year, that Apple's service is better than Dell's, as has PC World and others. I've dealt with both, and frankly Apple makes Dell's system look maddingly byzantine in comparison.

      As for 'spoiling' the Apple brand, I guess I never understood the whole cool and anti-cool thing. If someone is obnoxious about their fanaticism I get annoyed at the person and I've never paid much attention to media hype, because it's just that, hype. But, I do like Apple, and I wouldn't buy anything else because I base my opinion on experience and Apple has always treated me well.

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    14. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      It wasn't all that long before the PC had Microsoft Windows to match Apple's GUI, and unlike Apple there were a whole host of alternatives waiting in the wings should Windows falter-- alternatives such as BeOS, OS/2, Linux and XWindows.

      How amusing, of that list, only OS/2 did not run on macs.

      Good service? If Dell doesn't satisfy, there's hundreds of other suppliers.

      True, but they are all in the commodity PC market and if you take a look at consumer reports and other independent reviews you'll see the best of them rank about the same as Apple for hardware quality and customer support. Most of those that do rank the same are at least as expensive as Apple machines.

      In recent years, Apple has looked a little more interesting with the move to OS X and a bit more variety in hardware such as the option to run on an Intel CPU.

      The OS is certainly their strongest differentiator.

      But the whole iPod thing seems to me to be more of the same toy like approach. Shiny, pretty, cute exterior that is easy and friendly, but what's under the hood is not quite as nice.

      You sound like one of those guys who always buys the car with the biggest engine and ignores everything else about it. It is the whole package and the experience it gives you that is important.

      You may not have noticed but Windows has not been updated in a while. In fact, it is about 5-10 years behind OS X technologically. Now I use Windows and OS X and Linux and NetBSD pretty much on a daily basis. On the workstation though, OS X is king. There are just so many things it can do easily that Windows can't do at all. You talk about how PCs have more software. You're right, they do. Especially weird niche applications. For most people, however, there is easy access to more software while running OS X than there is on Windows. This is because pretty much all of the command line and X-Windows applications built for Linux and the BSDs also run on OS X... without shutting down your computer and rebooting into another OS and wasting tons of time. Yes I know about cygwin; no it is not sufficient.

      The truth of the matter is, switching to my Windows box feels like taking a step back in time to an earlier, more primitive age. What do you mean I can't set my laptop to work as a external disk for another machine? What do you mean I can't autodiscover all the printers, shared directories, streaming media, and IM clients on the network? What do you mean my spellchecker, grammar checker, text manipulation scripts, language translation services, dictionary, thesaurus, and online lookups don't work universally in all text in all applications? What do you mean I can't easily make a PDF of any file I can see? What do you mean I can't run dozens of memory and processor hungry applications all the time without it affecting the performance? You mean I have to shut down my graphics suite if I want World of Warcraft to perform acceptably? What do you mean there is no usable shell environment? What do you mean there is no compiler and no support for all the common scripting languages? What do you mean there is no GUI based scripting of actions?

      Are you starting to get the point? A lot of people are "switching" these days. Almost inevitably there is a several month period where they are constantly gushing about how wonderful their new computer is. Unless you regularly use both systems, you don't understand why. If you do, you know that Windows is just way, way, way behind almost across the entire board. OS X is not right for everyone, but for a general purpose computer for those who don't have some special needs, it truly is way out in the lead.

      If the only way to legally run OS X is to buy it from Apple with a Mac, well I can live with that. Macs are some of the nicest hardware on the market and contrary to common perception, cost about the same as other vendors with the same quality, reliability, and support. They don't have as much selection for price points, but they hit the

    15. Re: Why Everyone Loves Apple by toddestan · · Score: 1

      But if you're wondering where the attitude comes from, it's 10 years of participating in discussions about computers only to say you use a Mac and have someone immediately say "what are you %^$#^% stupid?".

      I think the Mac attitude is more of a "I just spent all this money on this computer, and dammit I'm going to like it!". People just don't want to feel silly because they could of gotten away with buying a cheaper PC, for what they need to do. Linux is kind of simular, "I just spent all this time and trouble getting Linux to run on this computer, and dammit I'm going to like it!"

      I can't help but notice that you did say 10 years though. To be honest, anyone who bought a Mac back in 1996 had to be high.

  27. Not for me by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    I love Apple's products - have been using them since my grad school bought a bunch of 512K "Fat Macs" (dating myself here). But, customer service was never the reason. In fact, during those 20 years or so I don't think I've ever had to call or deal with Apple customer service once. Of course, maybe THATS the reason I like them so much...

  28. Orthogonal to the real reason by stomv · · Score: 1

    IMO, the real reason why Apple users love Apple is that their products just work (tm). The hardware and software work together -- there's no fussing with drivers, with inoperable configurations, with non-supported features. The user interface is consistent, and the physical products are seemingly sturdy and well thought out.
    In Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, this is known as quality. Apple has it. Sony used to have it. Microsoft has never had it.

  29. Customer Service was out to lunch by rocjoe71 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So when Apple initially refused to acknowledge that their new iPod Nanos would scratch easily, where exactly was good customer service being practised?

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    1. Re:Customer Service was out to lunch by C-Diddy · · Score: 1

      I thought Apple actually acknowledged that a difficient material was utilized with some of the iPod Nano that were first released, and offered to replace them?

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    2. Re:Customer Service was out to lunch by diamondsw · · Score: 1, Informative

      I would argue they don't scratch easily, and people were abusing the hell out of them because they were tiny. Perhaps they weren't as durable as the mini (that thing was indestructible), but they aren't the fragile things asshats made them out to be.

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    3. Re:Customer Service was out to lunch by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1

      You're right, they did relent after several weeks and several thousand forum postings. The lack of customer service was that pause between the release and the acknowledgement of the problem. Good customer service would have been to accept returns from day one and state the problem afterwards.

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    4. Re:Customer Service was out to lunch by dr.badass · · Score: 1

      So when Apple initially refused to acknowledge that their new iPod Nanos would scratch easily, where exactly was good customer service being practised?

      Good customer service does not mean immediately believing every psychotic customer complaint. Not all iPod Nanos had the scratching problem (in fact, the vast majority didn't), and it would be difficult for anybody to have said with much certainty that it was indeed a problem with the device itself and not simply a vocal fraction of irresponsible users. It takes time to determine these things. Even when they did acknowledge it they said it only affected 0.1% of the units they sold. And then they offered to replace each of them.

      How is that not good customer service?

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    5. Re:Customer Service was out to lunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a bit absurd to suggest they should take back returns of "easily scratched" products from day one. The thousands of posts and phone calls were the necessary indicator that something was indeed wrong, unless you prefer to buy into some kind of conspiracy that they knew all along that 0.1% of their units were defective in their coating.

    6. Re:Customer Service was out to lunch by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1

      "The customer is always right". If the customer says it's defective, then it's defective and an exchange or return should be offered immediately. This "absurdity" you speak of happens at every department store, hardware store and car dealership in the civilized world :P

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    7. Re:Customer Service was out to lunch by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I would argue they don't scratch easily, and people were abusing the hell out of them because they were tiny. Perhaps they weren't as durable as the mini (that thing was indestructible), but they aren't the fragile things asshats made them out to be.

      And I distinctly remember going to the Apple store a shortly after the Nano hit the shelves. The display units for the regular iPods looked ok. They had the typical wear and tear you would expect from a display unit that people put their fingers on all day. Basically minor nicks and scratches, but nothing major. They still had a Mini out on display, and other than a small nick on the screen it looked new. The Nano's looked like hell. Completely and totally scratched and scuffed up all over, and the display was hard to read through the glare caused by the overhead lights. I was surprised that the Apple store even had them out at that point, being that they looked like total shit.

      So in conclusion, I don't buy the excuse that people mishandled the Nano because it was smaller. The Nano was simply made out of a soft plastic that scuffed easy, and it showed.

    8. Re:Customer Service was out to lunch by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Having worked retail and various other service jobs over the years, I can tell you in no uncertain terms that 80% of the time, the customer is wrong. Maybe not completely out of their minds, but certainly wrong. Customers these days have far to high of a sense of entitlement and far to low of a sense of their own ineptitude. If you were a manufacturer, and you made a certain product for 3 years. Then you released a new version of the product that was identical in all respects to your current and previous versions except the size, and a small chunk of your customers were complaining that the product was easily damaged, would you assume it's the product or your customers?

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    9. Re:Customer Service was out to lunch by riker1384 · · Score: 0

      So was that indeed the final verdict on the Nano screens? When I search for info on it all I get are stories from last year.

      I have a cellphone I carry around in my pocket and it doesn't scratch. I got my Nano for Xmas and I still don't know if it's safe for me to remove this "skin" that makes it feel cheap and tacky.

      Does anybody have a cite?

  30. Simple answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free blowjobs for Apple users at the Genius counter. Ask for Ken.

  31. Not exactly great in my experience by Jackdaw+Rookery · · Score: 1

    Funnily enough I was on the phone to Apple last night, I have three ongoing problems with my 2 yr old powerbook. I purchased Applecare so I thought I'd phone them and see if they could resolve the issues.

    1) Finish around the keyboard, to the right of the trackpad, has worn away. Cosmetic wear, not covered by Apple.

    2) Keys on the left side of the keyboard have a very different feel than those on the right, it makes it uncomfy to type and is really annoying. Ergonomic issue, not covered by Apple.

    3) One of the feet is missing underneath. Apple covered, they are sending me 8 feet so that I have spares.

    While the support was nice, polite and friendly I found the whole expreience pretty pointless, and now I'm wondering why I bothered with Applecare at all. OK I can understand 1 not getting covered, but 2? The keyboard is fundamental. Apple, feel free to mail me and set things right ... (I wish)

  32. Why? It's simple: by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple's Steve throws frisbees, not chairs.

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  33. Simply not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From my own experience of dealing with Apple support, this is simply bs.

    My ibook didn't boot anymore and it wasn't only incredibly expencive to fix it (if you are out of warranty, you'll pay a fixed price, even if the fix only consists of exchanging a 5 cent piece in 2 minutes, now ain't that great), but it took weeks and weeks before Apple was able to fix the problem and finally send me my ibook back.

    I know this is just annecdotal evidence, but at least for me it's clear that Apple's support sucks and I'll never ever buy an Apple product again.

  34. Apple=occultism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, with articles titled "Why Everyone Loves Apple" you wonder if Apple is a company or some sort of religious cult. Its this kind of stuff that turns me off to buying anything from Apple.

    1. Re:Apple=occultism? by madman101 · · Score: 1

      And if everyone loves Apple, why is their computer market share so low?

    2. Re:Apple=occultism? by C-Diddy · · Score: 1

      Now that Apple is a company that sells much more than computers, attempts to equate their computer market share with Apple's "lovability" are ridiculous.

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  35. You pay more, you should get more from Apple by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    Let's be honest, Apples cost a heck of a lot more than most PCs so it should have better customer service by default.
    I think one reason people like Apple is that they have very well-designed products, they don't get as many viruses as PCs, and they claim to be an 'outsider' in the computer world. It is considered 'cool' to be seen with an Apple product - just put on your white earbuds and you are noticed.

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  36. "Love me, love my console..." by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    On that subject... does anyone know why people feel they have to defend their choice to the extent that they lose all rational capability?

    Oh, that's easy: many people lack self-esteem and don't want to be ridiculed for the choices they make. It applies to everything -- editors (vi! emacs!), desktop environments (kde! gnome!), operating systems (Windows! Mac OS! Unix! Linux!), consoles (Sony! Microsoft! Nintendo!), politics (Fill in your own damn names!), you name it. If there are two or more choices, sooner or later an argument will break out about it.

    Any challenge to any choice can be conflated into personal insult by the right (or rather, sufficiently wrong) person, requiring a response, usually visceral and insulting. And there's an even stranger response on the part of some designers, where they simultaneously insult a product for being clunky and hard to use at the same time as they're lifting UI elements for use in the version of the app that they're designing.

    The only exception I can think of is U.S. mobile phone service. ("My service sucks more." "No, I have worse coverage." "Maybe, but at least you don't have as many dropped calls as I do!" Etc.)

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  37. Taking a step back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I wonder how much of the popularity and satisfaction is product greatness and how much is perception management. Sure their designs are a notch better than their competitor (hardware+software, integration), but the reliability and performance of their computers and accessories cannot be much better than the rest of the industry since they essentially buy from the same manufacturers as everybody else. Whatever they can't completely control (quality of components) they sugar in customer service and satisfaction is assured.

    Not that perception isn't an important thing. I mean people seem satisfied with their Apple product, they don't mind the slight price premium. At least for their computer products, you have something akin to a luxury market (Jaguar, BMW for cars) where people not only buy a state of the art product but also an experience, a peace of mind, a fashion statement, a satisfaction guarantee, etc.

    Anybody who try to compete head to head with Apple on price alone is bound to fail since that isn't their market. Now, today, it seems like a niche market, but I would be surprised if (at least in the computer industry, since it has probably already happened in numerous industries before) that is actually a growing market. I wouldn't be surprised if 5 years for now the "Quality of Experience" market takes a sizeable chunk of the overall computer market and able is had the head of this "revolution". It's been tried before in the computing industry (Gateway maybe) but Apple has the acumen to deliver that experience.

    Another thing is that Apple sells you ways to do *new* things with your computer that are simple and powerful. Last time it was so apparent was in the 80s where families were eager to enter into the personal computer bandwagon. It seems to be repeating now.

  38. Mmmm by Kranfer · · Score: 1

    I love apple because its Shiney... Mmmm Shiney...

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  39. Not so . . . by rbannon · · Score: 1

    I've been an Apple customer for almost 20 years, and a big fan of the Mac. However, I don't buy their products because of Apple's wonderful customer service --- frankly, it SUCKS!

    One example, I've been a .mac subscriber since day one, but there's really no customer support. Compare this with Google's Gmail or Blogger, where my concerns are addressed immediately. Certainly other examples abound.

  40. A fanboy Joke? by Down_in_the_Park · · Score: 1

    I work in an institute with apple user computers ( servers are something with a good service, so no apple). We get a good deal, because of our user base size, but they are still able to ship us comps with US power adapters (try them in europe), again and again.

    Tiger didn't run some of the software we are using, our problem... They ship all new iBooks, etc. with Tiger, whereas some of the two year old modells doesn't run Tiger, that's called support hell.

    And while the Mac shops in U.S. may be good (I don't know) you barely see some here and occasionally you get the impression they are run by, well, apple fanboys...

    Wasn't there this problem with these ipod batteries...

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  41. Apple's Customer Service is OK by orlinius · · Score: 1

    I can't say if Apple's Customer Service is better than others but at least here in France I haven't had any major problems, especially if you take the Apple Care plan that costs a little extra.
    They certainly try really hard on the phone to be polite and helpful.
    Except for on time when I called during the night (their Customer Service is 24/24h,7days) and obviously there was no native French speakers left in the Call center. The woman who took the call spoke in French that was not so great, to the point that she insisted the number 3 which was part of the serial number, was not 'trois' as in French but 'drei' as in German.

    What I managed to do with Apple's Customer Service recently :

    1.
    I recently bought an iBook and only 2 weeks later a new model came out.
    I called the Apple Store where I bought the iBook, and they agreed to ship me the new model in exchange of the old one. All done by UPS on their charge.
    The only hassle was that they had to reimburse me for the old one and I had to order the new one again which was fine because the new model was cheaper.

    2.
    My Airport Express access point died on me several months after the warranty. Apple replaced it with a new one, no questions asked.

    My advice, if you're into Apple hardware, buy from the Apple Store and at least for laptops make sure you take the extended 3 year warranty - the Apple Care Plan.

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  42. Apple is in the image and style biz. by AnonymousPrick · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Buy Apple and you'll look and be cool!

    Don't believe me? Why is that people were actually wearing just the ear buds when the iPod was becoming popular? Image. During the switch campaign, all of the folks that I saw in the adds were the all blck wearing, pierced noses, and other younger folks who looked really cool. I didn't see any folks in business suits talking about ROI or how it made their organization much more profitable - like you see in IBM, Oracle, SAP, etc... ads.

    Is Apple really that much better than any other computer out there? I haven't seen any compelling evidence for that. I would agree that as recent as the mid-90's, Apple was superior, but now, I don't see it. Prove me wrong - please. I have to say that Apples are much nicer looking than anything out there. And I think Jobs knows this. Jobs is a genius when it comes to marketing. He made a brilliant move with the "flavor" iMacs years ago. I thought those machines were crap to use - it was slow and OS 9 crashed and hung a lot. OS X works much better on them, but it's still slow. But they sure looked great!

    I haven't tried the new machines, yet. I'm not in the market for a new machine, but when I am, beleive me, I will look at Apple again. I do like the fact that all of the dev tools are free! Unlike the other OS company.

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    1. Re:Apple is in the image and style biz. by The+Phantom+Blot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Buy Apple and you'll look and be cool!

      Drink the right beer and bikini babes will have sex with you! This is hardly an Apple-specific approach. It's the fundamental thesis of all modern consumer-oriented advertising. The reason you see no ads extolling the ROI of iPod ownership is that iPods aren't business tools.

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    2. Re:Apple is in the image and style biz. by JWallyR · · Score: 3, Informative

      The people that were wearing just the ear buds are just like the easily-led people who follow any other trend. Have no doubt about it, there are a lot of followers and a lot of stupid people in the world, but it's not Apple's fault for making products about which people become passionate.

      Think about it this way- how many fads have you seen come and go within a year? 6 months? 3 months? Now think about the fact that the iPod is in its 5th or 6th generation (too lazy to look it up exactly right now) and has yet to have its dominance be realistically challenged in the MP3 (or MP3 wannabe, see WMV, ATRAC, etc.) player market.

      Sure, that first guy in his prep school to bust out the earbuds had a new toy to show off, and maybe "mommy and daddy" bought it for him and he didn't really know or care if it was good. A few more people buy iPods, everybody realizes that they're not that great, and another ill-planned product vanishes into the void.

      Now look at the MP3 player market. You're trying to tell me that EVERYBODY has been duped by Apple, and that OMG WHITE EARBUDS ARE SO TEH COOL! that Apple (and the iPod) are making it solely on image and marketing?

      Oh, and the reason that you don't see hipsters listening to music in commercials for IBM, Oracle, and SAP (and the reason you don't see suits and boardrooms and ROI charts in Apple commercials) are because they are two different products for drastically different markets. IBM, Oracle and SAP are marketing "business solutions" to businesses; Apple is marketing personal computers and personal music players.

      Also, I'm just going to say that I used OS 9 extensively, and for a while in preference to OS X while games and programs made the transition, and I have never had nearly as many problems with OS 9 as with any version of the Windows operating system up to that point.

      And no, Linux or BSD or whatever else aren't viable options for 95% of home computer users.

    3. Re:Apple is in the image and style biz. by The+Phantom+Blot · · Score: 1

      Oh, hang on, "switch campaign." You were talking about advertisement of Macs, not iPods. Sorry. Even so, weren't a number of the "switchers" creative professionals? You know, the ones a little less memorable than Ellen Feiss.

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    4. Re:Apple is in the image and style biz. by Ginnungagap42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My experience, FWIW, has been very good with the OS X based Apples. I am an old Windows programmer - been writing code for Windows since 3.0 and Petzold. I was vociferously opposed to the Mac through OS 9. Hell, prior to OS X, Apple used preemptive multitasking (think Windows 3.1 where the system stops other programs that are running to let the active program use all the system resources). This was primitive and clunky. But when Apple moved to OS X (which is based on the old Unix-based NeXT OS for the three people in the world who didn't know this), I radically changed my view on Apple. Unix and Unix-like operating systems are very stable and have a lot of inherent Goodness. Witness: System V, BSD, NeXTSTEP, OpenBSD, FreeBSD, Linux, Solaris, et al. Add to that that Apple controls the hardware, much like Sun controls their hardware, and you get ridiculous stability. I haven't rebooted my Powerbook in over a year. Very similar to Sun Sparcs and Blades. Are they perfect? No, I have taken our iMac in for service. But are their less maintainence headaches with Apple hardware? From my experience, yes.

      You make good points about "the coolness factor", which personally I find a turn-off. I couldn't care less if a young, hip latte-swilling kid thinks my laptop is "cool". What I do care about is stability, ease of use, flexibility of configuration, and ease of maintainence. Apple holds what? Something like 4 or 5% of the market share in the PC world? They have to aggressively sell their product in order to compete. Sex sells, so they advertise their product as sexy and hip.

      You might buy your first Mac because of the "cool" factor. But if and when you buy a second Mac, it will be because of the machine's stability and performance - it is a good product.

      Not only are the dev tools free, but they are good too! The XCode IDE around gcc is very nice.

      Cheers!

    5. Re:Apple is in the image and style biz. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      During the switch campaign, all of the folks that I saw in the adds were the all blck wearing, pierced noses, and other younger folks who looked really cool. I didn't see any folks in business suits talking about ROI or how it made their organization much more profitable - like you see in IBM, Oracle, SAP, etc... ads.

      And next you will blame Apple for your insufficient eyesight, right?

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    6. Re:Apple is in the image and style biz. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Hell, prior to OS X, Apple used preemptive multitasking (think Windows 3.1 where the system stops other programs that are running to let the active program use all the system resources).

      I think you mean cooperative multitasking - preemptive multitasking is the better one which other OSs had.

    7. Re:Apple is in the image and style biz. by Ginnungagap42 · · Score: 1

      My bad! You are correct: what I meant was Non-Preemptive multitasking...

    8. Re:Apple is in the image and style biz. by idsofmarch · · Score: 1
      For switcher ads they were aiming towards the general home customer, thus showing some suit monkey yammering on about ROI, SAP, or whatever other acronym is the flavor of the day in business, would make the Mac seem more complex and esoteric than Windows. Most people don't know what SAP, Oracle, or even IBM actually does.

      As for the iMac, those were great machines, and OS9 was great for its time, but they were quickly eclipsed by hardware requirements, although if you shove enough RAM in one they can still be used today.

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    9. Re:Apple is in the image and style biz. by BishopBerkeley · · Score: 1

      That's it. People who don't own one will never see the full range of features that makes Apple superior to anything out there. I am hardly a geek, but after I learned that I can set up my computer to be a web server/ftp server/print server and give myself shell access just by checking a box, I tossed my Windows machine.

      Zero configuration, everything works, and if you really want the unix stuff, you get fink and the entire Unix world is available to you.

      But, yeah, the coolness factor is there for me, still. The ultimate coolness factor, however, is the pure usability of the whole system. I have not done any maintenance since I bought my Powerbook 3 years ago. I just install programs and use them. Two OS upgrades later, the system works flawlessly, without my performing any maintenance at all. Now, THAT is cool.

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    10. Re:Apple is in the image and style biz. by Chaset · · Score: 1

      veering off-topic, but the cool little jab I heard for this was "competitive multitasking". i.e. each app is fighting with all the other apps for CPU time with no central arbiter. I thought it was quite apt.

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    11. Re:Apple is in the image and style biz. by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1
      Also, I'm just going to say that I used OS 9 extensively, and for a while in preference to OS X while games and programs made the transition, and I have never had nearly as many problems with OS 9 as with any version of the Windows operating system up to that point.

      I have had a dual G5 Mac for three years. I can't say anything about customer service since I haven't needed any. It may seem like a silly thing, but I would guess a major reason Mac users are happier than Win users is simply because the error messages aren't as frequent or as offensive.

      For example, power goes out on a windows box causing a reboot. After a lot of dickheadish grinding of the hard drives a message pops up that says something to the effect of "You stupid ass, you didn't shut down windows correctly. Do it next time dumbass or I'll XOR every byte on my hard-drive." (It's been years since I've bothered with Windows so that may not be an exact quote:-) Its obnoxiousness is more subtle than that.) In that situation, my Mac reboots without saying saying a thing. In general, I'd say Windows has many more error/warning messages than are needed and they tend to put the blame on the user. Mac only displays messages when it is something important and it doesn't try to lay blame on anyone.

      That may be a silly matter, but combined with all annoying flaws, blue screens of death, reboots for the hell of it and other annoying aspects of Windows, I find that attitude brings me close to putting a fist through the monitor.

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    12. Re:Apple is in the image and style biz. by ral8158 · · Score: 1

      "Is Apple really that much better than any other computer out there? I haven't seen any compelling evidence for that."

      "I haven't tried the new machines, yet."

      So um, what was your point? You haven't even tried them and you're saying that you don't think they're better then the competitors? That... makes sense. Let's all base our opinions on things we don't know anything about! Pluto is flat. Have I been to Pluto? Have I even seen Pluto in a telescope? No... but I'm really positive it's flat... Come'on slashdot! You guys believe me, right?

      Seriously, if this comment was about anything but the secret about how "macs really aren't that great" that the mods seem enamored with lately, it'd probably be modded down...

  43. Parent is, at best, half right by JWallyR · · Score: 1

    I don't personally know much about Apple customer service, because I haven't ever had to deal with Apple's Customer service. If you'll read some of the responses lower in this article, you'll find that my situation isn't particularly atypical.

    I got started using Macs because that's what my dad used, way back in the day, and my consistent impression of the differences between Macs and Windows PCs has been that Apple, as it has been said, got "the whole widget" right. My iMac G5 works seamlessly with almost any peripheral that I've thought to buy for it, and for any Windows-specific NON-GAME program, I've been able to find a more than satisfactory equivalent.

    I don't know how people get off on thinking that Apple products suck, and that Steve Jobs must be the best marketer ever born. There are disadvantages to having a Mac; I can't play all of the latest games, people look at my computer and assume I'm an idiot (CS Major, definitely know more than your average Joe, though I'm sure I'm in up to my ears here on /.), certain very specific programs just don't work. If Macs weren't good in the first place, why would anybody buy a Mac?

    No, I didn't read the article; and I don't care to, because any writer who says that Macs are "just another computer", only "OH MY GOODNESS WOW THE RECEPTIONIST WAS NICE!" is missing the point. Steve Jobs is a very charismatic figurehead for Apple, and yes, Macs and iPods are marketed aggressively (but not beyond reason or taste, by contrast see http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3609953966 5548298&q=microsoft+ipod), but the reason Apple is still around is because Macs are good computers, and smart people are willing to pay top dollar for quality.

  44. Customer Service Is Horrible by altp · · Score: 1


    I've had about 5 dealings with Apples customer service and have had a bad experience each time. Every dealing with them has been a hassle of fighting for what i needed. In the end they always do whats right, but its a fight to get there.

    Obviously milage will very, and i'm sure many people have had nothing but wonderful experiences ... but compared to other tech companies i would give Apple a D for the overall customer service experience.

    Luckily they make products that I want to use and are generally very reliable, else they would have lost me as a customer many years ago.

  45. The Reason Why by benbranch · · Score: 1

    Okay okay okay, enough with the Apples already. I am a self proclaimed Apple fan-boy, but I am honest to myself and if Apple ever mess me around I will switch. The customer service is great, the products are great and Steve Jobs is a very clever little geek. The question should not be why is Apple popular amoungst its fans, the question should be where is the rest of the computing industry? Sony and Dell should be doing better than they are. Much better. It isnt about "market share" it is about sustainable profitability. Ben.

  46. complete tripe by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 0
    That's utter tripe. Most Apple customers never even deal with Apple customer service. In fact, some who do are wholly unsatisfied. That's not been my experience with Apple customer service -- it is pretty good IMO -- however, not everyone appreciates them.

    There's a myriad of reasons why people love Apple. Their products are very capable, very attractive, and they've grown a cult following over the years that has now become trendy. I find the trendiness annoying, but it's not completely undeserved. In a world where most products are completely unoriginal, poorly designed, with very poor asthetics, and usually go through several iterations before even working as they're supposed to, Apple delivers an appealing product that is reasonably well thought out on their first try.

    Take the iPod(s). They're very capable, asthetically pleasing, and the interface is reasonable. Every other player on the market is littered with buttons instead of having a clean interface. STILL. There's a few players that are an attempt at a clean interface, but they have serious show-stopping flaws. Apple can thank their competitors incompetence, and laugh all the way to the bank. That doesn't seem to be changing either.

    Mac? Honestly, I'm not a fan, but that's irrelevent. Compared to the fucking ghetto that is your average Windows desktop -- goddamnit! right out of the box Windows machines are litter with a metric fuckton of bullshit -- OS X looks like a dream come true. That irritates me, because I personally don't care for the OS X interface. But compared to the competition... And it comes with nice, simple, shiny, useful apps.

    Customer service? Bahaha, Apple could completely close down any customer service at all and people would still buy Apple.

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    1. Re:complete tripe by Vlad2.0 · · Score: 1

      While I can't comment on Apple's customer service (having never dealt with them), I have to respond to the rest of your post.

      Apple is trendy like big boobs and heavy gold chains. They're very noticable and hard to ignore, are well marketed as such (well, maybe not the gold chains anymore), and are aimed squarely at a market of people who have money to burn. It's all about setting a trend and then covering your ass with an army of lawyers with a library of IP. I wouldn't say they innovate so much as sense which direction the wind is blowing and run with it (don't get me wrong, that's a great business strategy). But they're not exactly the gods of innovation, I'm sure a myriad of other corporations would have developed an ipod-like device with or without Apple's existence.

      As you may have surmised from post, I'm not an Apple fan. I'd say the best word to describe such people are 'yuppies'. But frankly, all modern operating systems come with fairly simple, useful applications. Honestly, it doesn't get much damn simpler than Internet Explorer, Outlook Express, and Windows Media Player. If you can't figure out the basic uses of those you're probably legally retarded.

      Compared to the competition...it's bling-bling, it's shiny, and it's simple enough that an airheaded poli-sci major can figure it out. And most of all, it's expensive. And expensive == status.

      For an example of this, drive to your nearest university campus and observe people during passing periods. I swear to God people make it a point to have those white, ergonomic ipod earphones stand out as much as possible. I shit you not when I say that having an ipod is as much a fashion accessory to college girls as those damn fugly bug eyed glasses they all wear. The fact that ipods play music is just an added bonus.

    2. Re:complete tripe by jcr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Most Apple customers never even deal with Apple customer service.

      Which is, of course, the best service of all.

      Apple pays very close attention to the issues that drive their support calls, and they get prioritized accordingly. The MagSafe power connector, for example, was developed because Apple knows exactly how many times they've fixed a machine because their users have damaged a laptop by snagging the power cable and dragging it off a table.

      -jcr

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    3. Re:complete tripe by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      Exactly right!

      I agree with you COMPLETELY!!!!

      Apple doesn't NEED to provide customer service - there QA processes are SO GOOD that theyre customers NEVER have to return an Apple product.

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    4. Re:complete tripe by j.bellone · · Score: 0

      I hope that is sarcasm. My iPod has been in the shop three times in the year that I've owned it.

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    5. Re:complete tripe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...MagSafe power connector, for example, was developed because Apple knows exactly how many times they've fixed a machine because...

      Laptop power adapters are easily broken. The ends break off too easily. Apple knows it, I know it. Everyone knows it, but Apple won't ever admit it. Hopefully this latest rev will fix the problem once and for all.

      I remember being on the phone for 30 minutes with their tech support people trying to get them to send a 3rd replacement cord for my g/f's clamshell iBook -- you know, after the other 3 of them had broken off, started sparking, etc... I was escalated to a manager-type who condescendingly told me
      (1) "we haven't seen much of a problem with this", even though he wouldn't tell me how many people had complained to Apple about the problem (prompting me to point out that claims without evidence doesn't mean I blindly trust them).
      (2) even though I had URLs of websites with names like mac-laptop-power-adapters-are-broken.com, he would not comment on them,
      (3) he didn't offer any solution to the problem, even when I asked if there was a more robust power adapter or something that wouldn't break in two months.
      (4) he brushed off any and all suggestions that there were flaws in the product design

      I told him he was full of BS, and he stuck to his "I don't know anything" guns. I asked him why the next iBook power adapters were redesigned to include more strain resistance at the point where the plug connects to the cord...was it because the engineers saw that all of the current plugs were breaking at that point? He said no. I asked to talk to an engineer, and he said he couldn't do that. Well, I guess I'll just have to trust the man who has a monetary incentive for me to hang up as soon as possible. Right.

      Imagine my surprise when the latest power adapters came out and had new magnetic strain resistance so that they wouldn't get broken off as easily. On a college campus that is generally mac/dell, I've continually heard people griping about having to replace their mac power adapters, and almost never heard Dell or IBM owners complaining about this problem. Apple is a cool company with quality software and (generally) great hardware, but perhaps they could fix this problem, finally. I'm not sure that I could ever buy a mac laptop unless I knew that it was sturdy enough to survive regular wear-and-tear.
    6. Re:complete tripe by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      considering the only images google returns are of what apears to be badly burned connectors, im not sure their deisgn is the best...

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    7. Re:complete tripe by jcr · · Score: 1

      The lesson to be learned from those pictures, is not to let a cat piss on a power connector. Applying a conductive, corrosive fluid to any power connector is a bad idea, not just the MagSafe.

      -jcr

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    8. Re:complete tripe by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

      It reminds me a little of when I shorted the contacts on the rechargable battery from my circa-1985 Sony Discman. The battery was about a third of an inch thick, with the same footprint as the Discman itself. The plastic around the contacts melted pretty quickly.

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  47. Why slashdotters HATE Apple by sweetnjguy29 · · Score: 0

    1) Proprietary hardware makes outfitting a customized kick-ass solution a problem.
    2) Everyone has a friggin Ipod now. Why can't Apple come up with a dorky, techy version of the ipod?
    3) Ipod doesn't support Ogg files.
    4) Apple DRM sucks

    Any other reasons why you slashdotters out there HATE Apple?

    1. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by Aneurysm9 · · Score: 1

      5) iTunes doesn't support Vorbis 6) neither iPod nor iTunes support FLAC 7) my Karma does both that said, I just got my macbook pro yesterday and I love it.

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    2. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

      Yes: for all their bluster, the Mac software architecture is outdated; Objective C on Mach is a 20 year old solution.

      Nevertheless, for my mother, a Mac still is the best solution. It's not even because of the much-touted "usability" of Macs (which I think is largely a myth--my mother barely notices the difference between Gnome and Aqua), it's simply that it's easy to buy a Mac and easy to get support.

      Long term, I would like to see Apple move more in the FOSS direction; they are already (sort of) supporting Mono and maybe they'll finally come around to integrating better X11 support into their system. Or, maybe, they'll actually start shipping hardware with a virtualization kernel so that you can quickly switch between Linux, OS X, and Windows on the same hardware. I think if they don't do something, they'll be in trouble.

    3. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 1

      Yes: for all their bluster, the Mac software architecture is outdated; Objective C on Mach is a 20 year old solution.

      Okay, so Linux and Windows are based on much older solutions. What's your point?

    4. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 1

      1) Proprietary hardware makes outfitting a customized kick-ass solution a problem.

      If you want a customized kick-ass solution, buy your own parts and build a kick-ass linux box. If you want a very beautiful, stadardized (less compatibility issues!), well built system with a kick ass OS get a mac.

      2) Everyone has a friggin Ipod now. Why can't Apple come up with a dorky, techy version of the ipod?

      Because only geeks would buy that. If you want an overly complicated player, there are many out there. If you want an efficiant player that does what it was made to do well, get an ipod.

      3) Ipod doesn't support Ogg files.

      I agree with you here, but many players do not support OGG. I would very much like OGG support on the ipod.

      4) Apple DRM sucks

      I'd rather have DRM that sucks than very efficient DRM that is impossible to bypass!

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    5. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

      Okay, so Linux and Windows are based on much older solutions. What's your point?

      Oh, stop using weasel words like "based on" (besides, you're wrong). It's not what it's "based on", it's what the platforms actually offer to real-world programmers today:

      Linux: Linux kernel, X.org, and Mono.
      Windows: NT kernel, Avalon, and .NET.
      OS X: Darwin kernel, Quartz, and Objective-C/Java.

      In each category, OS X is technologically behind. It's not a huge problem yet, but Apple really has to do something if they don't want to fall behind again, as they did with their previous OS.

    6. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by daran0815 · · Score: 1

      > ... it's what the platforms actually offer to real-world programmers today:
      > Linux: Linux kernel, X.org, and Mono.
      Three words: LOL.

    7. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      Linux: Linux kernel, X.org, and Mono.

      Nobody uses Mono yet for serious applications with a wide distribution much like .NET.

      Windows: NT kernel, Avalon, and .NET.

      NT kernel is over 20 years old. Avalon is not shipping yet and .NET has not been used expect for a handful of freeware apps and in house applications.

      OS X: Darwin kernel, Quartz, and Objective-C/Java.

      I think you are forgetting a few technologies such as: Bonjour (fairly new), Core Data (new as of Tiger), Core Video/Core Image (new as of Tiger), Core Audio and of course Quartz Extreme/Quartz 2D (latter new as of Tiger).

      Have you used Core Image and the Core Image composer? Have you used Interface builder?

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    8. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      Long term, I would like to see Apple move more in the FOSS direction; they are already (sort of) supporting Mono and maybe they'll finally come around to integrating better X11 support into their system.

      You don't see the irony at all in what you are saying? On the one hand you ignore history of open source darwin, quicktime streaming server and other open source initiatives started by Apple and ont the other hand you advocate Mono. Mono is a reimplimentation of a MSFT standard. What happens when MSFT decides to radically alter .NET? What happens if MSFT decides to abandon .NET?

      If you really want interoperability and to further open standards, you should be supporting open initiatives instead of reimplimenations of closed source software.

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    9. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

      Nobody uses Mono yet for serious applications with a wide distribution much like .NET

      Quite to the contrary: applications like Banshee, F-Spot, and Muine are already an important part of many shipping Linux desktops.

      I think you are forgetting a few technologies such as: Bonjour (fairly new), Core Data (new as of Tiger), Core Video/Core Image (new as of Tiger), Core Audio and of course Quartz Extreme/Quartz 2D (latter new as of Tiger).

      You're seriously out of the loop if you think any of those technologies are new, don't exist in shipping Windows or Linux systems, or that Apple invented any of the underlying technologies.

    10. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's the same kind of attitude that came from Macintosh zealots like you a few years ago, when you were seriously arguing that multitasking was bad, Intel sucked, and MacOS was the crowning achievement of desktop computing. What is Apple running now? UNIX on Intel. Now, you're clinging desperately to the few remaining proprietary scraps on Apple.

    11. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

      You don't see the irony at all in what you are saying? On the one hand you ignore history of open source darwin, quicktime streaming server and other open source initiatives started by Apple

      You must be kidding, right? Apple has built OS X on a huge amount of open source software. And I frankly can't think of a single open source initiative started by Apple that wasn't completely self-serving. I'm quite certain that there is no Apple software on my Linux system. Even the Bonjour implementation that came with my desktop contains no Apple code.

      We benefit from the fact that Apple is using open source software, because it increases the usage of UNIX-like APIs, but Apple has hardly given anything useful back to the open source community. That's OK--they don't have to as long as they comply with the licenses. But please don't make them out as some kind of "nice company"--they are not. Apple is largely like Microsoft, only that they have better taste and better designers.

      ont the other hand you advocate Mono. Mono is a reimplimentation of a MSFT standard.

      Yes, and Linux is a reimplementation of an AT&T standard, a nasty monopolist with lots of lawyers if there ever was one. And it hasn't hurt Linux.

      What happens when MSFT decides to radically alter .NET? What happens if MSFT decides to abandon .NET?

      Then Windows developers will be in a lot of trouble, and Mono developers won't even notice.

      Mono desktop applications are, after all, not written using .NET, they are written in C# using Gtk# APIs.

    12. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by daran0815 · · Score: 1

      > Yeah, that's the same kind of attitude that came from Macintosh zealots like you a few years ago,
      Yeah, sure. Where did I mention Apple?

      > when you were seriously arguing.
      Are you allways attacking straw men in discussions?

      To repeat, you claimed that
      > ... it's what the platforms actually offer to real-world programmers today:
      > Linux: Linux kernel, X.org, and Mono.

      Now I don't seem to live in your real-world, but in mineprogrammers using Mono on Linux exist but are few and far between. There also is only a minor fraction of applications talking directly to X or the kernel itself. As far as I'm concerned people use C++, KDE or Gnome and tons of calls to standard libs (read not M$ infested bull).

      Now who is the zealot?

    13. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      Nobody uses Mono yet for serious applications with a wide distribution much like .NET

      Quite to the contrary: applications like Banshee, F-Spot, and Muine are already an important part of many shipping Linux desktops.

      Banwhat? F-Spot? Muwhat? Does the average user know what those things are?

      I think you are forgetting a few technologies such as: Bonjour (fairly new), Core Data (new as of Tiger), Core Video/Core Image (new as of Tiger), Core Audio and of course Quartz Extreme/Quartz 2D (latter new as of Tiger).

      You're seriously out of the loop if you think any of those technologies are new, don't exist in shipping Windows or Linux systems, or that Apple invented any of the underlying technologies.

      You are right, apple does provide Bonjour for windows and you can setup Zeroconfig on linux but what does that have to do with "shipping" technologies available on every install of a particular platform? Granted, Apple did not "invent" Bonjour but rather implemented the zeroconfig standard in a unique way. I would concede that .NET has something analogous to Core Data but give me a linux example. Even with .NET, you cannot just drag and drop an application like you can with Core data and Interface builder. Give me examples of Core Video/Image "shipping" on either windows or linux (no betas or third party projects please). Give me examples of Quartz Extreme/Quartz 2D equivalents on "shipping" OSes. Windows XP only has GDI+ and linux does not yet have a compositing engine that is stable let alone widely available on a popular distro.

      I'm out of the loop? I'm starting to work with another team on an in house .NET enterprise system and for the past 7 years, I've worked on in house Win32 enterprise system projects as well as a Perl based e-commerce system running on linux. Do you actually do any software development or you are a linux fanboy?

      Are you you saying Apple did not invent Quartz Extreme or Core Image? The latter was developed by Apple in house for use in their Motion product before being released with Tiger and the former developed as a replacement for the Display postscript technology found in NextStep. If you have information to the contrary, please share it with us.

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    14. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      You must be kidding, right? Apple has built OS X on a huge amount of open source software. And I frankly can't think of a single open source initiative started by Apple that wasn't completely self-serving. I'm quite certain that there is no Apple software on my Linux system. Even the Bonjour implementation that came with my desktop contains no Apple code.

      I can't think of a single open source project that was not completely self-serving. You know the old "scratch that itch" saying? Just because a project starts out as self-serving, it does not mean that it has to remain that way. Other projects can reap rewards from being involved with it.

      Take Nokia for example. They took Webkit and developed a browser for their mobile device.

      Tell me something, do you expect people to take you seriously with a name like penguin-collective? Do you think it instils the perception that you are capable of being anything other than a linux fanboy. Collective to me implies a lack of individual free will. Can you think for yourself?

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    15. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

      I can't think of a single open source project that was not completely self-serving. You know the old "scratch that itch" saying?

      The difference is that when other people scratch their itch, they solve the problems of other people as well; Apple's open source releases don't help anybody other than Apple, and after two decades of this shit from NeXT/Apple, we have to conclude that they're doing it on purpose.

      Take Nokia for example. They took Webkit and developed a browser for their mobile device.

      Let's be clear here: Apple was forced to release "Webkit" because of the KHTML license, but in typical Apple style, they did so in a form that was useless for the original open source project and they changed the name to suggest (falsely) that it was their contribution.

      Tell me something, do you expect people to take you seriously with a name like penguin-collective? Do you think it instils the perception that you are capable of being anything other than a linux fanboy. Collective to me implies a lack of individual free will. Can you think for yourself?

      I see: when arguments fail you, you make fun of people's names. I frankly don't care what my login name "instills" in you; your words speak for themselves.

    16. Re:Why slashdotters HATE Apple by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

      programmers using Mono on Linux exist but are few and far between

      And the same is true for .NET; but Linux and Windows both have established the foundation on which people can build managed applications, Macintosh does not. Java is the closest Apple comes to a future platform for managed software development, but Java itself is in trouble.

      There also is only a minor fraction of applications talking directly to X or the kernel itself.

      And what are you trying to imply here? That the functionality of those components doesn't matter? That it's all in the libraries? Well, you're wrong. Both the Linux kernel and X.org are more advanced, more efficient, and more flexible than their OS X equivalents, and that is user-visible.

      As far as I'm concerned people use C++, KDE or Gnome and tons of calls to standard libs

      Yes, it's unfortunate that KDE in particular is based on a cross-platform toolkit controlled by a company that attempts to cover Windows, OS X, and Linux with a single toolkit. As a result, KDE has least common denominator functionality and ends up far more bloated than it needs to be. To some degree, that's also true for Gnome, although it's being addressed there.

      (read not M$ infested bull).

      If you're suggesting that Mono is "M$ infested bull", let me point out that both Linux and OS X are "AT&T infested bull", and that a lot of the Cocoa APIs were ripped off from Xerox. Furthermore, Mono applications usually don't use the MS APIs--they're based on Gnome.

  48. Why? by farrellj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People love Apple because they INNOVATE!

    When was the last time Microsoft innovated? Windows? Nope, they copied that from Apple and Xerox. Word/Excel? Nope. DOS? Bought that from another company. I would think you have to go all the way back to Microsoft BASIC to see the last unique product that they created.

    How about Apple? Apple I, Apple II, LISA, Mac, iMac, iPOD...

    Creativity wins in the long run.

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  49. No, I just can't agree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although their consumer products are great, the Enteprise support is a total loser. Answers like "You need to reload the OS from scratch", "There's a third party application/pci-card running, remove it off or I can't support you", "You need to reformat your 6 TB raid and restore from tape", and the painfully Windows-like "have you rebooted?" are just not enteprise-level support answers for a *NIX platform. Solaris, IRIX, AIX, and even RH support does not work this way. Apple really needs to fix their support, not laud it.

  50. Trademark by szembek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gee, I was confused, I thought you were talking about Apple records!

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  51. have to agree by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

    being on my 6th replacement 4th Gen 40 GB iPod (and i treat it insanely gently), it is certainly not the product, but the fact that they cheerfully and apologetically replace the damned thing within a few minutes of my walking into the store. it is certainly not product quality that makes me want to stick with apple, it is the folks at my local apple store, who are knowledgeable and actually interested in the computers and other "thingies" they sell, and the knowledge that if i buy a lemon product, it is going to be replaced, period.

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  52. an article by cult of apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would disagree with this article.
    Apple is now just selling cheap commodity x86 hardware at a hiked up prices. Their customer service is absolutely terrible. I have looked after a network of apple machines, and had to deal with their evasive resellers who refuse to sell you parts, their inept customer support that only seems to be able to follow a list of things to tell unhappy customers, and their singularly unhelpful and arrogant attitude. Different is not necessarily better. Apple is just a commercial as microsoft, just as proprietrary as Microsoft, and just as greedy. Every day, apple makes dirty deposits of their anti-customer DRM on people computers, sucks customers money in for poor quality ipods that seem to have a very limited life, sells music you can't copy to your car mp3 player, and sells pretty computers that have not been through a process of even limited quality control, which when they break apple won't sell you parts for, and consequently, you will have to pay insane prices to have fixed. The problem of the cult of a few select crazed mac fanatics insisting everything is perfect also scares people away.
    Their operating system is just a glossy and pretty layer over a fairly dated and ugly version of UNIX, based on a relatively outdated kernel that has serious problems with threading performance, seems to have issues with high network connection loads and TCP latency (try writing applications for it), and has a really horrible binary format and idiosynchratic APIs that are tied to the technological backwater of objective c.
    I have had enough hearing or reading the views of cult of apple. Benchmark objectively with real workloads, and draw the conclusion for yourself. Xserves seem robust enough though, at least once they have Linux on them, and they make good number crunching clusters. Otherwise, stay away from apple and their dubious quality control.

  53. Suck it up, fanboys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, Apple's nothing but a marketing company selling you DRM and overpriced computers.
    Even Jobs is dumping his stock in Apple.

  54. An answer by Vlad2.0 · · Score: 1

    On that subject... does anyone know why people feel they have to defend their choice to the extent that they lose all rational capability?

    They're human. There are fanboys for everything, some are more zealous than others, and some are more brainwashed than others.

    It seems to be the same with games consoles. I know very few people that have a PS2 and an Xbox - Most people seem to go for one or the other then rant about how much the other one sucks. I find it kinda confusing as I liked aspects of all the last gen consoles so I bought them all when the price dropped.

    In my experiences, I've actually found the opposite to be true, many people (eventually) buy both.

    Humans just have a natural tendency to choose sides; ergo their side is the right side. You can see this in almost every market, but it seems most pronounced in technology: XBox vs Playstation, AMD vs Intel, ATI vs nVidia, etc. Politics is, of course, no exception.

  55. Are you kidding me? by teckfrek · · Score: 1

    This has got to be a joke. Apple CS sux just as bad as all the rest. I bought my son an iPod which after 2 days failed to power on, the battery overheated and died. It took 7 days to make an appointment with an *expert* who just replaced it on the spot. We walked into 5 apple stores and were told the same thing at all of them "You need to make an appt with an *expert*". They immediately assume that everyone is an idiot and if they need help they need to make an appt. Those of you who actually like the CS are most likely the same folks who don't need their support to begin with.

  56. Tomorrow's article... by iamdrscience · · Score: 1

    Why Everybody Loves Raymond

    According to a recent article, the pure and simple reason is customer service and overall experience. The author writes, 'When Raymond competitors are focused on cost reduction to increase profitability, Raymond is investing resources to enhance his relationship with his customers. To me, that's impressive. Unfortunately, there are too many companies in the market that could care less about their customers, but Raymond is determined and committed in delivering the experience and not just the product. It's regrettably amusing that Raymond competitors are working hastily to develop clones to reap in success, but what many of them fail to comprehend is that it's not necessarily Raymond that makes him successful, but rather his customer service.'"

  57. Exactly - it is about customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's the easiest default configuration for most people?

    That's right - sync to the library on my computer! I'll bet this exceeds the 80/20 rule, but let's stick to that - if more than 20% of iPod users ever plug their iPod into more than one computer, I'll eat my iPod.

    As for hiding the music directory on the iPod, what do novice users do all the time? clean up files! So I don't blame Apple from hiding the music files on the iPod either. I can't tell you how many windows and Mac computers both I have had to fix over the years from users who didn't know what they were doing, but just had to "tidy up"....

    And if you do plug your iPod into a new computer, iTunes prompts you as to what to do, and warns you that if you sync it will wipe out all the existing music on your iPod. Heck, my mother figured it out when she plugged her iPod into my laptop so I could copy some files off of it.

    So stop spreading the FUD... if Apple really cared about the "interests of large corporations" they would have gone to greater effort to prevent you from copying music files off than just hiding the directory :/ All it takes is two minutes of reading around to figure out how to get music files back off your iPod. If you are advanced enough to want to do that manually, you should be advanced enough to search around and figure out how.

    Unless you are trolling on slashdot :p

    1. Re:Exactly - it is about customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right - sync to the library on my computer! I'll bet this exceeds the 80/20 rule, but let's stick to that - if more than 20% of iPod users ever plug their iPod into more than one computer, I'll eat my iPod.

      would you like some fries with that?

    2. Re:Exactly - it is about customer service by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      "if more than 20% of iPod users ever plug their iPod into more than one computer, I'll eat my iPod."

      Get munching bucko because at my work the 1 year aniversary gift is an ipod shuffle. While there is no itunes installed on anyones work pcs, EVERYONE plugs them in to charge them. So technically your wrong as they would load up their songs at home and then as they are listening throughout the day, they would charge it up in their local machine.

      I have had many users ask me if they could sync them to the pc to trade with friends at work, and i have told them that apple breaks their ipod if they try and do that. which is for all intents and purposes true.

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  58. I Disagree by imstanny · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "It's regrettably amusing that Apple competitors are working hastily to develop iPod clones to reap in success, but what many of them fail to comprehend is that it's not necessarily the iPod that makes Apple successful, but rather its customer service."

    I have a 3rd generation Ipod, my sister has 4th gen, and my dad has a nano. Neither one of us had any contact with Apple's customer service. The reason we haven't, is because there was no reason to; the ipods work flawlessly. It's because of the Product, that I like Apple. I bought an Ipod because I wanted a good mp3 player, not because I wanted to talk to friendly customer support.

  59. Exactly, thank you by suso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I myself have found that running a business is tough, not because of all the strenous work, not because of having to support customers, but in trying to sway customers your way and get them to stick with you. You can have the best intentions in the world and explain that you are on the customer's side and do all these great things for open source, but in the end customers will still treat your business like its the enemy and just go for the cheapest.

    What Apple has is amazing and is not easy to get. Its not just a matter of projecting the image of being a hip company that is keen to the alternative way of thinking. Even if you mean it, that's not enough. You have to be consistent, put up with a lot of shit for a long time until you finally win. Especially since the majority of people really just care about price over their own principles.

    What Apple has is rare and amazing. Truly loyal customers.

  60. support jobs going to INDIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Apple is so committed to support,
    why are they sending support jobs to INDIA???

    1. Re:support jobs going to INDIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Apple is so committed to support, why are they sending support jobs to INDIA???

      Innovative, my a**. They're just following the rest of the industry's lead and playing catch-up. Hell, Microsoft is years ahead of them in that industry standard!

  61. 5) fanboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and fanboys with mod points.

  62. Great Stuff by Zo0ok · · Score: 1

    I was with my cousin in an Apple store the other day. His PC died recently, and I suggested maybe it was wise to replace it with a Mac.

    I started to show his daughter an 17 inch iMac with built-in web-camera. The computer comes with a program called Photo-Booth or something that allows the user to make funny pictures of herself with the camera (of course you all know it).

    I was amazed - that iMac sold itself to this young teenager in 10 minutes. Not that she got it, but she talked of nothing else for the entire trip back home. The design, the feeling, the experience... it is just so very appealing. Apple design things the way people will want it when they try it.

  63. Re:Best customer service, or basic consumer rights by fritzk3 · · Score: 0, Troll
    Translation:

    "But... but... but... it's Apple! You can't say anything bad about T3h Appl3!"

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  64. Not Convinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is one side to this the writers overlooked. Years ago, you wanted an apple computer you went to the local computer shop. All of your service needs tech support etc was provided by your mac shop. It was a direct one to one relationship that spawned user group involvement and sence of "family" that really helped apple dominate a peice of the market. Apple knew this and maintained very good relations with their retailers.

    Within the last 5 years something changed. Without warning, apple began competing with their mom and pop retailers. Opened their own retail shops, undercut retailers online and eliminated advertisement sharing. Look around, all those mac shops are gone. They attempted to squeeze and additional x% of revenue out of their retailers and cut the hand that fed them. To me it is no surprise their revenues are down and have continued to drop. Remember, they almost tanked a few years back if it were not for the generosity of Bill Gates...

    Its a glowing article but my experience is different. I no longer have a close relationship with apple. The community is gone and I think their support sucks.
    Most of what I see is kids living thru a fad. "i am cool because I dont run windows.." That me keep them afloat for a little while.

  65. a lone voice on apple.slashdot by porneL · · Score: 1

    Hey! That's your problem! Obviously you're not running Linux on your iPod.

  66. CouldN'T care less! by ogma · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Unfortunately, there are too many companies in the market that could care less about their customers

    So if they could care less it means that they do care a little, right? Except I don't think that's what the summary writer was trying to get at.

    The phrase is couldn't care less. I.e. they care so little it is impossible to care even less than they do.

    Bewilders me that a phrase that means the opposite of what is intended is coming into common usage.

  67. I'm confused... by caudron · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...Did you mean Apple Computers or Apple Corp. I get them confused all the time.

    Tom Caudron
    http://tom.digitalelite.com

    P.S. Yes, it's a joke. Laugh now.

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  68. That meay be true in US but.. by DenDave · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having just called the local Apple Center in my town to ask about a Superdrive replacement to my MacMini all I got was "that will cost 500-600 Euro", appalled I replied that I would be better off buying a new one, the reply "that's the way we like it"... some service buddy...

    I like the product but the retailers (in EU) have to learn that this is not the way to keep me coming. For what it's worth, I just ordered the damn drive myself online for significantly less and will end up installing it myself. I hope an Apple (EU) rep will read this thread and get the message. This is the last time I am fixing it myself. I am perfectly happy to switch back to *nix systems that I service myself, if the supposed convenience of Apple fails me, I will.

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    1. Re:That meay be true in US but.. by pieszynski · · Score: 1

      Seems the service you get depends on the product you buy and the people you speak to . . . the people posting with problems mostly have issues with computers and are going through telephone support rather than going to apple stores. For my two pence the support i've had for ipod problems ranks as the best i've ever had for any product ever. Twice now i've gone along to a UK apple store with stuffed up harddrives and non functioning ipods, both times out of warranty, once by a couple of months, once by the best part of half a year. I shared a couple of "i hate helpdesk" stories with the guys at the genius bar and no questions asked they just gave me refurb iPods both times, no charge. I nearly fell off the stool i was sitting on! The reciept they gave me as a warrenty was for nearly £200 each time. This kind of customer service has earnt apple a bundle of great word of mouth advertising from me and been instumental in my dad's business switching.

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    2. Re:That meay be true in US but.. by bitingduck · · Score: 1

      get the part off ebay and the instructions for replacement off http://pbfixit.com/

      (pbfixit will also sell you the drive, but it's usually cheaper on ebay)

      I've had to replace a couple in old laptops and it's not hard.

    3. Re:That meay be true in US but.. by diamondsw · · Score: 1

      Your story reminds me exactly of the attitude of "Apple Authorized Resellers" in the US, the primary dealer system before Apple opened its own retail stores. They were nightmares of poor customer service, high prices, and arrogance bred of a lack of competition. When they bitched about Apple opening its own stores to compete I not only didn't shed a tear, I gleefully laughed and prepared to dance on their graves...

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    4. Re:That meay be true in US but.. by MartinB · · Score: 1

      Local Apple Centres are neither owned, nor controlled, by Apple. Think of them as the equivalent of "Microsoft Partners". They pay a fee, get enough of their tech staff certified, and that's it.

      Here in Scotland, our main 'Apple Center' owners, Scotsys, suck absolute donkey.

      If Apple are about controlling the end to end customer experience (and they are, just like the high end motor manufacturers), this just isn't enough. No wonder Apple are expanding their own store network...

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  69. Hated for the same reason... by Warlock7 · · Score: 1

    Everybody that I know that hates Apple hates them for the same reason that the dedicated users love them. The arguments are presented that in their attempts to deliver the best possible experience they "lock-out" their system. The integration causes their prices to be higher and that premium price isn't appreciated by the "average" consumer that is looking for the lowest price. The integration of hardware and software is viewed by the Apple haters as Steve Jobs just wanting to control everything so that he can screw over the customer rather than the desire to produce the single best user experience in the computer industry. Then there's the competition factor. When you're a Windows user and Apple keeps beating "your" company to the punch by continually innovating the industry, sometimes this threatens your "team", thereby threatening you.

    Some people just don't understand. Some people are just cheap. Some people are afraid of change and innovation.

  70. Not EVERYBODY is thrilled with service... by Antifuse · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of stories of AppleCare also totally screwing people over as well (ie: the outside of my powerbook is dented. The infamous logicboard problem occurs, but because there is cosmetic damage to the laptop, Apple refuses to fix it). I'm not saying that Apple is the devil, but they are hardly perfect.

  71. Not great customer service! by GekkePrutser · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't call it great customer service when a company charges for support calls after 90 days. And it's not cheap either (50 euro as far as I've heard)

    If you buy computer equipment at the premium Apple prices, you would expect free lifetime phone support. I understand that they have to charge for extended warranties after the first year, but having to whip out your credit card just to talk to someone after the first 3 months is purely ridiculous.

    Don't get me wrong, I love my powerbook and I don't care myself because I can solve my own software issues. But I think it's very tight of Apple. This is NOT a reason to love Apple.

    By the way, I work at a callcenter of a major computer peripheral manufacturer and we DO offer free lifetime telephone support. And 2 to 3 years free hardware warranty, depending on product type. If we can do it, so can Apple. No, I won't say which company.

  72. Everybody loves Apple? by mclaincausey · · Score: 1

    I think there's a lot of antipathy out there for Apple. I happen to like some of their products, but I wouldn't say I "love" them, or any other company.

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  73. Cowboy Neal needs a New G5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey Neal,

            You obviously havent had to deal with Apple
    on a yearly/daily basis. Not to mention their
    inability to support their older platform's
    the list goes on and on..

    Quit sucking up..

  74. People like the *idea* of Apple by MrBugSentry · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is also, in large measure because people want to be part of an aesthetic elite. They want to be smarter than the masses. They want to belong to a club.

    Apple is smart enough to be that club's totem. They have managed to get people to invest their desire to be smugly superior in a product and in Apple's products at that.

    There are no flaming fanboys who defend, say, Wusthoff kitchen knives, regardless of the quality of those tools. Clearly, Apple has managed to insinuate itself in people's need to think themselves smarter than others in a way that other sold at a preimum products haven't.

    This makes them largely immune to network effects: They can have 3% of the market (or whatever) and not find themselves made irrelevant by their competitor's 95% share. In a "rational" calculation, you would be a fool to ensure that your version of most consumer software products will be thrown together as an afterthought, after the larger market had been satisfied. Or built for your platform without the benefit of economies of scale. By exploiting people's needs to think themselves smarter than the herd, Apple has turned this drawback into an advantage.

    1. Re:People like the *idea* of Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you don't hang round knife forums do you?

    2. Re:People like the *idea* of Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh* Another person that just doesn't get it. I'm not even going to waste the time pointing out the flaws in what you just said, I've done it too many times before, the problem is that you guys are bigoted towards macs. You don't consider "hmm, hey, maybe this is good hardware and software" when someone brings up a mac, Apple could come out with the fastest computer ever and sell it for $200 and you still wouldn't by it.

    3. Re:People like the *idea* of Apple by slashflood · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wusthoff kitchen knives

      The BEST knives I've ever seen in my life. Way better than anything else. I hate all those cheap knives. I don't understand why someone would buy a Kai Shun - or even worse - a Henckels. I hate the Henckels fanboys...

    4. Re:People like the *idea* of Apple by McDutchie · · Score: 1
      There are no flaming fanboys who defend, say, Wusthoff kitchen knives,

      You may or may not be right about that, but I do know that there are definitely flaming fanboys who defend, say, Microsoft -- even Slashdot is full of 'em. So how is that anything special about Apple?

    5. Re:People like the *idea* of Apple by diamondsw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Are you kidding? I have several friends who rave about their kitchen knives. You hear more about Apple because you are a geek. They hear more about knives because they enjoy cooking.

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    6. Re:People like the *idea* of Apple by slashflood · · Score: 1

      WTF? Who modded this insightful?

    7. Re:People like the *idea* of Apple by lawndart · · Score: 1

      The Best? Have you looked at the chrome content Wusthoff uses, not to mention the steel grades and molybdenum percentages? The Henckels are less shiny, but get the job done, carbon is all you really need, none of those "Let's make it look all pretty so we can impress people" alloys.

      Why yes, I do enjoy making crap up, why?

    8. Re:People like the *idea* of Apple by musselm · · Score: 2, Funny

      I take exception to your statement that:

      There are no flaming fanboys who defend, say, Wusthoff kitchen knives, regardless of the quality of those tools.

      First of all, it's Wusthof(with an umlaut; Slashdot won't show it properly), not Wusthoff; second of all, these are the BEST knives made today. See their website for information.

      The high cost of their knives is a common complaint from people who don't understand the the whole Wusthof EXPERIENCE. Typically these people use any old knives, even a set cobbled together from the thrift store. The worst is those folks who use SERRATED KNIVES. This is unconscionable, and it's almost impossible to even talk to those people.

      The bright spot is more people are SWITCHING to Wusthof. I know I did, and I'll never look back.

    9. Re:People like the *idea* of Apple by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      There are no flaming fanboys who defend, say, Wusthoff kitchen knives, regardless of the quality of those tools.
      You should hang around chefs and serious foodies more often - as there is nothing they get more passionate about than their knives. The last time I visited my sister (a professional chef) we went to lunch with some of her friends (chefs, culinary students and instructors) and spent two hours discussing nothing but the merits and drawbacks of various brands of knives.

      I come in for some derison because my (home) kitchen is an all Forschner shop - while they are bargain knives, they are the best in that price range and quite comparable with far more expensive knives. Most importantly - they fit my hand like they were made for me personally. I can do more with a Forschner than I can with a Wusthoff or other expensive brand - so I've traded or given away all my other knives.

    10. Re:People like the *idea* of Apple by pafrusurewa · · Score: 1

      Clearly, Apple has managed to insinuate itself in people's need to think themselves smarter than others in a way that other sold at a preimum products haven't.

      Well, the only Apple product I have and according to you had to pay a higher price for is a 12" iBook. Which happens to be the cheapest 12" notebook I can get here. And it's not even good, just cheap

      The point is, Apple sells many different products. Some good and overpriced, some okay and moderately priced and some crap and overpriced that they managed to create a hype for (iPod Shuffle). And there are many different kinds of customers, some morons who buy stuff to be cool and some who actually know what they're doing.
    11. Re:People like the *idea* of Apple by LadyLucky · · Score: 1
      You're just going to love me. I use my Mac to download recipes for food I cook with my Henckels knives.

      And yes, they do rock - you just try going back to some blunt knife that can't cut a tomato afterwards!

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  75. 6th replacement? by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    Dude, rats in cages learn faster than that. Lesson here: DONT BUY AN IPOD.

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    1. Re:6th replacement? by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

      only bought the one. never again will i buy a hard disk based player, ipod or otherwise.

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  76. design, design and design by buddyglass · · Score: 1

    Customer service may play a part, but imho it's all about design. The public doesn't always associate Apple products with having the highest performance, but they do view them as being well-made, "just working", and being beautifully designed. Everything Apple: their website, commercials, other marketing materials, and products, looks attractive. Contrast this with the majority of PC hardware vendors, whose offerings look like they were designed by...well...an engineer. I never ceased to be astounded by the sheer quantity of ugly junk the Dells and HPs of the world manage to release each year. If they'd just drop a million bucks and hire a crack design team to come up something less clunky, I'm convinced they'd recoup the expense in additional sales.

  77. Thank you!!! by infochuck · · Score: 0, Troll

    Apple is NOT our friend, and people need to wake up to that fact. The fact that so many pro-open-sourcers here rave about Apple stuff makes me sick with the stench of their hyposcrasy. The systems produced by Apple are as closed as they come, even if they HAVE switched to Intel processors.

    With a real computer, I can install any OS I want, without jumping stupid hurdles. With a real MP# player, I can plug it into any PC with a USB port, and my music works.

    Apple is all about closed systems, less choice, and DRM. How is this good for the consumer? Slashdrones need a reality check.

    1. Re:Thank you!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let's be honest though. With open source you can't just plug it in and it works. You have to figure out which packages you need, download those, using some updater, manage the fact that some of your dependent packages are out of date, update those, find out you killed your movie codecs doing that, reconfigure, reupdate. And finally you can see your.. oh wait that player isn't supported but you can code it yourself if you want to take the time......

      Yes I'm using hyperbole here but open source does not magically 'fix' all of our problems. I still regularly struggle with getting relatively simple things in linux to do what I want when I want without having to resort to google searches to find the right path to getting it fixed.

      And if you have to compile the code yourself because it's all source code.. well better hope you don't miss something in the instructions and do something out of order.

      Apple does what it sets out to do. Make is so that you don't have to compile, you don't have to set options and the 90% of users who do things and want to do things the way Apple has use cased it can. Period.

    2. Re:Thank you!!! by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its good for the consumer because most consumers couldn't give a rats ass if something was open sourced or not. Apple's main theme is building complete and easy to use systems. Thats pretty much the total opposite of open source which is easy to configure only for geeks and comes in piecemeal fashion requiring one to venture all over to get everything they need. You've got to keep in mind that Slashdot folks are a subset of a niche of the general population. The things that concern a Slashdotter don't register in a non-slashdotter's mind.

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    3. Re:Thank you!!! by infochuck · · Score: 1

      You clearly don't get it; it's not JUST about open-source. I can't run WINDOWS on a Mac without jumping through hoops and likely voiding my warranty. I can't plug my iPod into my friend's computer and expect Good Things to happen. I can't buy a standard ATX MotherBoard when my Mac's MB goes south.

      Taking away choice - whether it would have been utilized by all or not - is rarely good for the consumer.

    4. Re:Thank you!!! by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      While not open source, installing Windows or installing a new motherboard are still pretty geeky things to do and are things most people wouldn't even think of trying. So again there's no big loss here. Its like you are talking about Burger King not offering various brands of $900 caviar when none of their customers would buy it anyway. Its just not their customer base. Even of Windows users the number of people who upgrade their own systems is miniscule.

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    5. Re:Thank you!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's be honest though. With open source you can't just plug it in and it works.

      Use Gentoo! Add the useflags "AAC OGG" etc etc, whatever you want (the list is long), type in a single update command (emerge mplayer), and blamo, 9/10 times it will work without a hitch. Auto dependancy checking, everything is done.

      Most of the time...

    6. Re:Thank you!!! by infochuck · · Score: 1

      ...installing a new motherboard are still pretty geeky things to do and are things most people wouldn't even think of trying. So again there's no big loss here.

      See? You just don't get it. It doens't have to be Joe-sixpack that installs the new motherboard when his goes south; he could take it to his local non-Apple computer store and buy a $68 value MB (not that I necessarily reccommend those) if it were an open system. As it is, when it dies, he has to go to Apple to buy a new one from them, at the price they set, without competition, and likely has to have it installed by THEIR techs if he doesn't want to void the warranty on his new MB.

      Choice = competition = lower prices = better products = consumers better off. It's not complicated.

    7. Re:Thank you!!! by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      You've never seen apt-get or its Synaptic frontend, have you? 'Cos they pretty much take your argument behind the shed and quietly beat it to death with shovels.

    8. Re:Thank you!!! by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Most people buy a new computer when their operating system goes kablunk. They could just re-install the OS but the thought never occurs to them. Now you want to talk about people getting a HARDWARE issue fixed when they would dump the computer for a mere SOFTWARE issue? You have to remember, if the motherboard goes south when the Mac is under warranty then the Apple Stores will fix them for free. And if its out of warranty, and or beyond Apple Care people aren't going to be that willing to pour more money into what they'll percive by then to be an OLD computer. And despite the recent issues with the G3/G4 iBook logic boards, most Macs and computers in general have motherboards that last longer than 2 or 3 years.

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    9. Re:Thank you!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please stop posting on Slashdot, Mr. Jobs.

    10. Re:Thank you!!! by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      If Apple did this, they wouldn't be able to offer the tight hardware/software integration that they do. Part of the reason I shell out for a new Mac every few years is because I don't have to worry about hardware compatibility. If I want a wireless card, I just fire up Apple's web site or go to the Apple store and buy one. Done. Same thing if I want a videoconferencing camera. Or practically anything else. That whole "it just works" thing is made possible by the fact that there are only at any given time about 12 supported hardware configurations. (Okay I made that number up, but it's much, much smaller than the number of possible PC hardware configurations.)

      You may see this as a limitation, I see it as a feature. You don't need to worry about whether or not something will work with your Mac. There's rarely much fine print to read. Sure, there's less selection and the gear is more expensive, but if you value your time and don't enjoy spending it messing around with drivers or configurations, the lack of options actually becomes a feature. Using my example of a wireless card, there is ONE wireless card for Macs. (At one time there was two, but I don't think they're making the regular 'non Extreme' one anymore.) You buy the card, stick in into your machine, done. No drivers, no guessing as to whether or not it's going to work.

      I've argued that not having something like this, hardware that's just guaranteed to work without a hassle, is one of the things that's most frustrating with Linux. With Windows it's less so, because most hardware you find at Worst Buy works at least marginally under Windows, but it doesn't guarantee you that the drivers won't be bloated or flakey, or that it won't interact with some other part of your white-box system in some bizarre way.

      I would not want Apple to be the only -- or probably even the dominant -- computer company in existence. Their way of building systems, making one integrated machine rather than parts that are assembled together by the customer, is definitely limiting in a way. I'm glad that it's possible to build an open system, and I think it can be a great way of learning about how a computer works (or at least what's inside), to build one yourself. But not all people want that, or even care about that possibility. Lots of people (apparently about 3%, from the numbers I've seen) are willing to sacrifice that flexibility AND pay a significant premium, in order to have LESS options and thus less complexity.

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    11. Re:Thank you!!! by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....I can't run WINDOWS on a Mac without jumping through hoops and likely voiding my warranty.....

      I run Windows on my PPC Mac whenever I need to. It's called Virtual PC made by Microsoft. There is no reason why MS shouldn't make that available for the new Intel based Macs in due time. After all, it'll let them sell more copies of Windows. Be patient and wait a year or so after all of the Macs are running on Intel chips.

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    12. Re:Thank you!!! by infochuck · · Score: 1

      Its like you are talking about Burger King not offering various brands of $900 caviar when none of their customers would buy it anyway.

      Uh, no. It's like Burger King won't let you replace the pickle on your burger with a different variety of pickle that you bought yourself for 37 cents. Now go away.

  78. No secret by wysiwia · · Score: 1

    Nope, Apple must have some special secret. And all it'll take for some other company to pull the rug out from under them is to find that magic bullet, that one key aspect of their success, ...

    Well it's not that secret, others have found out as well (e.g. Coca-Cola, Swatch, McDonnald's). All you need is a top brand name. But to become a top brand name is completely another story. It helps a lot if you are the first, it helps a lot if you have something outstanding/exceptional/extravagant and it helps a lot if you are able to communicate this to the masses. But it still needs a lot of hard work to get to the top but when you are at the top you can sell almost everything. But almost everything does not mean everything. If you annoy your customer too much the top name is faster destroyed than you can blink. Just look at Sony, I still remember when buying Sony mean buying something good. But today Sony means cheating, means confined to their products.

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  79. I'd like to point out that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at the new Intel Macs, all of those benefits of using cheaper chips and more off-the-shelf components did nothing for the consumer price of a Mac Mini, or a Macbook Pro. Do you remember the major plus of moving to Intel was supposed to be cheaper Macs, well how come a mini is now more expensive?
     
    My other issue with Apple is not with them itself, but primarily with the fact that most people I know who use Macs are self-obsessed, arrogant arseholes that want to shove a Mac down your throat if you don't use one. In fact the article poster almost seems to be in this category because he's jaded by his own belief in Apple. They aren't the greatest company in the world, they build cheap in China just like the rest of them, they hire and fire, and they don't take back Macs to recycle, they make profit and they'll do anything to get more cash out of you.
     
    In short, under that glossy white exterior, there's a whole pile of stuff you'd find in any other company really. Apple has finally become its own Intel iMac...

    1. Re:I'd like to point out that... by WiseWeasel · · Score: 1

      Actually, the point of moving over to Intel was access to more powerful chips that use less power. IBM chips are actually pretty cheap, relatively, and it's not surprising they had to bump up the price of the mini with Intel Core and Core Duo chips, as those parts are pretty expensive...

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    2. Re:I'd like to point out that... by Quantum+Fizz · · Score: 1
      My other issue with Apple is not with them itself, but primarily with the fact that most people I know who use Macs are self-obsessed, arrogant arseholes that want to shove a Mac down your throat if you don't use one.

      And how are apple zealots in any way different from linux zealots or freebsd zealots? And this coming from a linux user of 8 years. I'd encounter all the superior freebsd'rs say how lame and crappy linux was. I'd also see the linux freaks smirk at windows users, or even talk condescendingly to them. Why are you holding apple users to a higher standard?

  80. Another one by Clueless+Nick · · Score: 1

    Concede.

    Excuse me /ahem/. Just had to do it.

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  81. they even fixed my dropped powerbook . .. by stampsc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I dropped my wifes powerbook. The case was a little bent but everything was working fine at first - about 2 weeks later the screen stopped working. We took it the store and told them what happened - it's important to note at this point that I had not purchased the extended warranty - they said "go ahead and purchase the apple care plan ($100) and we'll fix it up and give you a loaner while we work on it.

    I was stunned - I had been totally prepared to pay for the fix. It hadn't ever occurred to me that they would fix a dropped laptop or better yet allow me to buy the warranty post breakage. It was, to put it mildly, wicked excellent.

    I have windows, linux and Mac computers at home and like all three - but this experience more than any has made me a fan of Apple the company as much as the products.

  82. Drink Some More Kool-Aid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    As a person who used to be an Apple tech I can tell you first hand they are not known for "friendly" technical support. Most of Apple's tech support are like Apple: crass and pretentious. This is BS corporate propaganda.

  83. Idiot - that was the store by infochuck · · Score: 0, Troll

    That was the STORE that gave you good service, not Apple. Apple had nothing to do with it. Furthermore, I doubt the store did it out of the goodness of their heart; they probably realized you would have a lgeal case against them if they didn't get you taken care of (14 day return?).

    1. Re:Idiot - that was the store by wootest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Last time I checked, Apple owned their own store on Regent Street, as do they every single one of their other stores (not even through a subsidary), so that had very much to do with Apple. That said, this kind of customer service - including transferring stuff over to the new box - shouldn't be surprising, and I think it's sad that it is. I know of only one local chain that would help out with stuff like that, and they'd likely charge you for that hour and not even know what to do with the Mac in the first place (even though they sell them).

  84. Re: "good companies" by Vlad2.0 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm going to assume you're not including Apple in your "good companies" list. They might be a lot smaller than Microsoft but they're no less evil. Apple is simply a wolf in sheeps clothing, while Microsoft is a wolf in a lawyers clothing (which isn't saying much about wolfs).

  85. OK, but Apple's online tech resources are terrible by OnTheWay · · Score: 0

    Well their face-to-face customer support may be great (depending on the store location or the item), but their online resources for older machines -- i.e. anything more than 9 months old -- are by far the worst of any major vendor. If you don't have a serial number, they give you no way to identify the model of your machine. They make it worse because they don't assign series names or numbers to any of their products, and they introduce so many tweaks and variations in a particular manufacturing run that you have to go to a 3rd party site to figure out things.
    I've always liked Apple despite (or because of) 15 years in a Wintel career, but, man, their weak tech support resources just infuriate me.

  86. Re:iPod is a FAD... Once its over Apple will be OO by RautenkranzMT · · Score: 1

    So, never mind the fact that it is a fad that has been going for what, five years now?

    That's a little bit longer than most fads.

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  87. MOD PARENT UP by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

    'nuff said.

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  88. Good Customer Support? by dentar · · Score: 1

    Really? The couple of times I called them for help they did everything they could to avoid having to take the thing back for repair, including the "blame the consumer" game. I was very disappointed.

    So it should be "Why does everyone but me love Apple?"

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  89. Apple's community is their customer service by nightsnack · · Score: 1

    Admittedly, I've never had to use Apple's customer service, but the stories I have heard from my friends who have just makes them out to be no better than any other companies' like Dell or Acer, at least here in Singapore. What I do notice is that the Apple community is something that keeps people in the Apple fold. People share their experiences, how to solve problems, you know, kind of like any Internet community, but they have this small group of seriously dedicated people who help others, making sure they don't just give up and move on to something else.

  90. Apple is pretty good by penguin-collective · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, Apple zealots vastly exaggerate the build quality, performance, and innovation of Apple products. Nevertheless, Apple generally ends up near the top in customer satisfaction and reliability ratings. Combine that with good styling, good marketing, and decent engineering, and it's no surprise that they are doing well. They don't have to make flawless machines in order to appeal to people and in order to be worth the premium, they just need to be noticeable better than most of the competition in several, and they are that.

    (Here is a recent PC World ranking.)

  91. I don't know if Apple customer service is any good by algerath · · Score: 1

    I have never used it. I like Apple because it just works. I have had a used G3 Ibook, 15" G4 powerbook, 3G ipod, 5G ipod and a 512MB shuffle. I have never had the first problem with any of them.

    I compare my Apple experience to my GF and her HP laptop. She asked me once why I bought the powerbook when it cost me quite a bit more than her HP. I explained to her that when I open the PB it is ready to go in about 2 seconds and unlike her HP I never have to restart it because something is frozen, I never get the BSOD, I have never taken it to the "geek squad" to have it reformatted and reinstalled due to a virus. It just works every time. I know my day may be coming with the virus thing but as of now all of the OS X issues that I have seen require a stupid action on the part of the user (opening files, having safari auto open "safe files" etc.). The whole part of it just working right with no hassle is worth the price to me.

    I guess if I had a point it would be that if the hardware isn't broken you don't need service/support because it works. The hardware may not be any better, I know Apples will break but compared to all of the problems I have had with the various PCs that I have had over the years my Apples have always worked flawlessly. You can point to service, fads whatever, but I am sold on Apple because it works.

    Algerath

  92. Apple Customer Service by petralynn · · Score: 1

    Customer Service? I'm still waiting for my iPod battery replacement. My G4 has gone back to Apple 5 times in 2.5 yrs, and fortunately, I purchased Apple's Maint for just such problems. Yes, the turn-around was quick with no additional cost. Or, the Apple policy of no return after they've installed additional memory in my new G4. Try navigating the info maze on the Apple website.

  93. Uh, small and important detail... by TheNoxx · · Score: 1

    Apple's stance on DRM and the MPAA is much more customer-friendly than any other company's (just search slashdot for the stories about Mac DRM and Windows DRM, mkay?), but they do have to keep from getting their pants sued off... but I do agree with you, user-created content needs to be much more easily ported around on an iPod... thing is, there just aren't that many people that use the iPod to help them produce a record or song.

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  94. Quality, not Customer Service by ZenKen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Customer service is the most overused and useless metric in business. Frankly because everyone says it's the most important aspect. Newsflash: it's B.S.

    Quality of product is the most important. Quality ( another overzealously used term used without regard to what it really means ) is extremely important. Quality craftsmanship, quality in design, quality in user experience, etc. Quality != customer service or higher cost. It also doesn't mean you make the best product possible, but you make YOUR product as well as you can possibly make it. You have to demand it of yourself.

    Apple does NOT, in fact, make their own products (read the box, designed by Apple, made in China/Indonesia/Korea), but they do produce a certain amount of quality in design, and do strive to produce quality in craftsmanship (note the continued push for longer battery life, in-house redesign of the click wheel, brighter displays). Out-of-the-box, I believe a new user will have a good experience with a Mac and its OS and therefore the quality of user experience is good as well. Add these factors up, and you get a significant amount of quality product. Yes, there are constraints (iTunes has to comply with DRM, the RIAA, FCC, et al.), but you can still provide quality... you just have to know how. That, in reality, is what most manufacturers and designers just don't get: quality is a sum product of a lot of hard work ON THE PRODUCT ITSELF not the PRODUCTION OF A PRODUCT. People will buy quality products at a higher price, but only if they know it's going to a quality product. That's where sales/marketing and business collide. There IS a difference between market-speak and business-speak. I wish people would stop using such crappy crosstalk.

    1. Re:Quality, not Customer Service by revscat · · Score: 1

      Quality of product is the most important.

      I don't think the equation is as simple as all that. Yes, quality is extremely important. But if you make a high quality product, but do not adequately support your customers when they have problems, then they will tend to not be as loyal as they would otherwise have been. Word-of-mouth will also be poor. "Yeah, I like it and all, but I had to call customer service a couple of weeks ago and..."

      Sometimes I wonder if there is a causal link of some sort between the two, because companies that have high quality products also tend to have excellent customer service. I'm not sure why this is, but I don't feel that it is entirely due to higher profit margins.

    2. Re:Quality, not Customer Service by ZenKen · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, but I think the beginning of the equation starts with good quality and customer service should be for the those times that the product is defective or does happen to fail. An increase in quality should correlate to a reduction in RMA and customer service calls/complaints. CS should supplement, not supplant quality, but it seems to be pervading conception.

  95. Another data point: Apple customer service lousy by uncadonna · · Score: 1
    I love their products but have found their support as indifferent and off-the-cluetrain as any other large commodity company's.

    Regarding the article, using "could care less" to mean "couldn't care less" is an expression that should not appear in written communication. Lacking the tone of voice cues, it's meaningless and distracting.

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  96. Thanks - that was great by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Spot on! I'd give you mod points for that posting if I'd ever get any again....

    But, to go one step further, even the CLI is a framework hiding True Names. To really find True Names, you must go into the depths of the the actual hardware addressing. This is generally considered much fun by those to whom social skills are like an abstract foreign language.

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  97. Apple is trendy/stylish by netsavior · · Score: 1

    simple as that. People who owned their computers in the 1990s fell under one of a few catagories:

    Teachers
    Artists/publishers
    Movie Stars/Characers People who think Apples make them cool because they are "different".

    Lately we have added 2 more categories:

    People who worship the piece of jewlery called "iPod"
    People who want a usable *nix-ish Desktop (ubergeek)

  98. UK Consumer Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the UK, anything that develops a fault within 6 months of being purchased (assuming it can reasonably be expected to last that long) is the retailer's problem. They don't have to refund but do have to replace/give credit and at no additional cost to you.

    Even after that (up to 6 years, IIRC) if it should have lasted that long you can take it up with the retailer.

    This example is good, friendly and efficient but they are just following the law.

    1. Re:UK Consumer Law by FredFnord · · Score: 1

      Not quite right. They weren't required to replace it, they were just required to fix it. The fact that it didn't have to be sent back to get fixed or replaced by a refurb, but was instead replaced by a new one, is entirely Apple's option. Now, that said, yes, it's nice, but i don't see it as so exciting as to warrant a comment.

      Come to think of it, if it's not exciting enough to warrant a comment, it's certainly not exciting enough to warrant a response, is it?

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  99. I had the opposite experience by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    I've had a couple of occasions where Apple went well beyond the call of duty in dealing with a DOA lap top.

    Now, I *have* noticed that their "genius bar" approach is getting really sluggish - overburdened, I suspect, but even there, once I got their attention they really worked with me to resolve the problem.

  100. Does any company really "care?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Business is about the bottom line. For publicly-traded companies, even more so. You deceive yourself if you believe anything else matters.

    What sets one company apart from another, is how they go about getting their bottom line. A lot of companies say they care about customers, but none *really* do. However, some will recognize that taking good care of their customers is good for them, and make it part of their business model.

    If you want an organization that really cares about you, go find a nonprofit group you like and join them. It's all about priorities.

  101. Customer Service? Where? by mauddib~ · · Score: 1

    Recently I bought a new iPod Nano. Being at a friends house, I first plugged it into his Mac, since I wanted to try it out as fast as possible. Something I could have better not done. As soon as iTunes on Mac detects a *new* iPod it instantly installs a HFS+ filesystem on it, replacing the VFAT filesystem. Even though the MacOS X iTunes has support for VFAT.

    Thereafter I plugged my new iPod into my Windows machine, to no avail: Windows iTunes has no support for HFS+ (and trying it under Linux didn't work since 2.6.15 had no support for journalling on HFS+ yet (2.6.16 has)). Ok then, let's try to reformat the iPod to a VFAT filesystem. Strangely, the updater didn't detect my iPod at all.

    After going through all the troubleshooting documents on the website, I wasn't any further than knowing every single reboot, restart, filesystem-mode and debug mode of my new iPod. Going through the forums, I read about many other users having the same problem as I had. Odd, why doesn't it show on the support pages? Then it hit me: all the users had no device initially assigned to the C: drive-letter. What would happen if I'd let Windows map C: to another device, and then plug in my iPod? Voila, it worked: my iPod was mapped to the K: drive and the iPod updater could detect my iPod and put another filesystem on the device. And as I was 4-5 hours further from the start of my adventure asking myself: why couldn't they have mentioned this on the Apple support pages? Almost all of the questions on the support forums had to do with this bug in the updater and some of these questions were more than a month old.

    So, I decided to find the Apple support line and try to inform them of my simple hack to get the iPod to work and the analysis of the problem. After searching through the website for another hour, trying to find any customer support number or e-mail address, I finally called customer support. Explaining the above story, the tech guy was a bit boggled (probably since his call script didn't work on me, and I was the one explaining the story). Nevertheless, I was thanked for my effort.

    Sadly, for me the iPod experience wasn't: 'it works right out of the box'. It took me hours and hours of scrouging through support documents, manuals and forums.

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    1. Re:Customer Service? Where? by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 1

      sounds to me that the iPod DID work "right out of the box", with things only starting to go wrong when you brought a Windows machine into the mix. hmmmmm......

    2. Re:Customer Service? Where? by mh101 · · Score: 1

      ...MacOS X iTunes has support for VFAT. Windows iTunes has no support for HFS+

      More specifically, MacOS supports VFAT, and Windows doesn't support HFS. The iTunes software only reads whatever the operating system is able to.

      I always think it's stupid of Microsoft... Of the Big 3 (Windows, MacOS, Linux), Windows is the only one that doesn't know how to read non-Microsoft-created filesystems (aside from universal standards like that of CD-ROMs).


      But if I can comment on your anecdote, I should say that I haven't had that same problem personally. I bought my 3G iPod back before I got my Mac, so it was formatted on Windows. After I bought my Mac, it still worked fine leaving it at VFAT. However... If I wanted to install a firmware upgrade, then I needed to either reformat it as HFS, or use my PC to install the updates.

      My brother has a VFAT-formatted 5G iPod, and we plug it into my Mac on occasion to transfer files over to it. I've never once been prompted to reformat it, but then again, I always tell it not to link to my library. Perhaps that's what does it, and it's something that's changed for the newer iPods.

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    3. Re:Customer Service? Where? by mauddib~ · · Score: 1

      Well, apparantly it only reformats the iPod when it detects that it is brand new. Why it reformats is actually beyond me, since it removes functionality and does not add anything in return. Not that I'm a fanatic of the VFAT filesystem though :)

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  102. could NOT care less. could NOT care less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    "Unfortunately, there are too many companies in the market that could care less about their customers"

    While I'm sure it's true there are companies that could, indeed, care less about their customers, the phrase is "could NOT care less". "there are ... companies ... who could not care less".

    Get it? "could care less" means, well, the amout of care they have could be less.

    </rant-o-the-day>

    1. Re:could NOT care less. could NOT care less by steelerguy · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

  103. Re:Best customer service, or basic consumer rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a great experience with Dell. Bought a new Inspiron 6400 (with the Intel 950 IGA), and about a week after I got it, they released a new model with ATI x1300 or x1400 mobile graphics. I called and wanted to return my current model and upgrade to the new one with the ATI Graphics. Normally they charge you a 15% restocking fee, plus insurance and shipping to return something (according to their 30 day total satisfaction guarantee), Nasreen, the girl I talked to sent me a UPS return label and I was refunded the full cost of the notebook (including original shipping costs), and was not charged either the 15% restocking fee, or for shipment of the old laptop back to Dell.

  104. I don't like apple by RickySan · · Score: 1

    ..Bring it on! :), I don't like Apple, I don't like Jobs and his cronies.. And no I don't adore microsoft, or linux, i just dislike Apple, plain 'n simple, why?, Apple owners act like elitist snobs, thinking they're better then the rest of the popolous. The products themselves are way to expensive, and I just don't like their CEO.. There that should get the Fanboys knickers in a twist.

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  105. Why can't we have ease of use *and* performance? by Osirius · · Score: 1

    First of all, I don't mean this as a flame, I'm just talking about my experience using Apple stuff and what I prefer. And also, when I talk about things being good if they're easy to use, I mean it's good for people that just use computers and don't actually mess around with them as a hobby (for those people the open source community has plenty of goodies :-).

    When I was using a mac with OS X I loved it, but I'd only experienced Windows before that, so I liked it because it didn't crash on me all the time and it was easy to use (I was interested in things other than computers and generally didn't give a damn about them as long as they didn't get in my way). I then started using Linux, and I've used it ever since (I'm using gentoo w/ FVWM now). I don't mean to say Gentoo and FVWM are great and everything else sucks, but I've learned that what actually matters is how your computer performs when you're using it day after day after day, after day, after day. And then some. So, it took me a week to get everything compiled and configured to my liking, and I had to tweak things after that sometimes, but now when I try using OS X (I've kept that old mac :-) I notice just how much more productive I am when I've configured the computer how *I* like it. And I'm spending much less money too.

    The trouble is, now I'm kind of interested in computers, but before I couldn't give a damn. It's not that I didn't CARE about things working how I want them to, or things being fast - everybody wants that! - but I'd only known Windows and OS X, and configuring a Linux system at that time would have scared the shit out of me, and since OS X was so easy to use and stable I thought it was great and didn't realise how much faster and cheaper things could be. And for me, at that time, OS X *was* the best decision, really, since I wouldn't be able to get a Linux system up and running, or find my way around the OS.

    The trouble is, making things easy to use is a good thing for non-experts, but Apple has become interested more and more in adding more glitz to OS X, and their hardware is still expensive compared to a PC with the equivalent specs (I know this because I built my PC and compared its spec/price to Apple hardware). I don't see any reason why you can't have a company that makes an OS that's easy to use but focuses on *performance*, and on *cheap* hardware. It's possible, it's all out there, but at the moment you kind of have to know what you're doing to take all the best hardware/software scattered around and put it together yourself.

    So what does this have to do with customer service? Well, I've talked to Apple users (and I was one, don't forget), and the pretty OS and shiny hardware seems to go in the 'customer service' department. Perhaps you disagree and see this post as kind of off-topic, but I think it's still relevant enough to warrant a post.

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  106. hey even jwz hates apple service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the sad tale

  107. Apple is great until.... by Androclese · · Score: 1

    I love my 15" Powerbook (PPC). Awesome battery life, great feel on the keyboard, bright screen, it runs fast and does what I want it to.

    I love Apple.

    ...at least until that keyboard had a problem. I dropped a pen on the keyboard and in what can only be seen as a freak accident, it wedged itself between two keys and popped one of them out. No biggie I thought, I'll just put it back. Unfortuantely, one of the little plastic cross-tabs had broken in the process.

    I called up Apple Support, game them the number for my Apple Care Extended warrenty, and instead of them happily sending me a new key to replace the old one, I got bitter sarcasim, accusations of being "too rough" on the hardware becuase "this does not happen under normal conditions", and a geneally piss-poor attitude. ...and this was after I had been transfered up to a Manager because of their response on how to fix it.

    For a single key that popped off the keyboard, I needed to pack up the entire laptop and send it in for repair. I was told I should have it back within 10 business days.

    Yeah. That was my reaction too. 2 WEEKS of downtime and shipping expense to replace a single key.

    Well, a quick visit to http://www.powerbookmedic.com/, 2 days and $15.00 later, I got my parts and was back underway.

    Like I said, I love my Powerbook, I like Apple, they just need to get realistic about simple repairs.

    1. Re:Apple is great until.... by ZenKen · · Score: 1

      Funny thing you mention that. I had a similar problem happen with my 15" PB. My cat happened to walk across the keyboard and his claw popped out a couple of keys (one popped back in, but the other broke). Since my PB is still under it's 1 yr warranty, I called up Apple Customer Service (I hate calling any CS...) and I opted to just take it into the Apple store (which you can do). I didn't want to wait that long... (and why should we.. but that's another story). To make a long story short, took a 10 minute drive and spent 5 minutes waiting for the quick fix. The people at the Apple Store were so much better (mainly because you are a face and a customer, not a voice and a number) and very polite and good humored about the repair. No cost to me but a few moments of my time. It's probably a unique experience, but I personally count this as a big plus for the next time I buy a laptop (MacBook Pro v2...).

      Two completely similar circumstances, two different results. I still stand beside my conviction that quality != customer service. Customer service is a b.s. moniker to fill the gap between selling something to a customer and making a customer come back. Quality will do this without a bunch of phone calls, and customer service should be an exception, not a rule.

  108. Breakage by Hoppinmadharry · · Score: 1

    Would that be the excellent customer service model which sells consumers a $250 product with an expected life of one year before hard-drive failure and then charges $250 to fix the aforementioned hard-drive. I know of many people who fell in love with Apple only to fall out of love once they found they were sold a disposable product when they thought they were purchasing a lasting consumer electronics appliance. There is nothing inherently wrong with the Apple model of designing throw-away products but it is a bit underhanded to hide the fact that the expected life of the Ipod is fairly low.

  109. Apple's Customer Service is BS by thesk8ingtoad · · Score: 1

    I really fail to comprehend how apple has built this myth of fantastic customer service. I used to do tech support for apple- both for the ipod and their desktops. If you buy an ipod-which costs several hundred dollars, you are entitled to ONE tech support call, and then only if you call within 90 days after purchasing it. If your ipod locks up and you call in to find out how to reset it, the thirty seconds of attention (the amount of time it takes to tell you which two buttons to hold and to introduce you to the glorious Apple Knowledge Base) you receive from a tech is your one call, if it happens to be after 90 days, the answer you get is $50 please or bug off. Many of the people who call in are elderly people who received ipods as gifts and have no access to the internet and have either not the funds to pay for the call or the means (credit card) to pay for it. Apples answer-Screw you.

    I for one simply cannot understand how this is such great customer service.

  110. Which Slashdotters Love Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those who hate Microsoft but couldn't cut it in Linux/Unix.
    Most of slashdotters.

  111. it's more than just a product, it's a relationship by rtphokie · · Score: 1

    Apple is determined and committed in delivering the experience and not just the product.

    Sounds like the same approach Southwest Airlines took. Hiring a bunch of people who were good at what they do and love it not who are industry types who will do it the same way everybody else does.

    The result, the only consistently profitable airline. Apple did the same thing, did it their way not everybody elses. If only Apple would follow Southwest's lead on low prices.

    Still, Apple has a way to go on customer service. They are so focused on selling extended warrenties that they can be slow to act on systemic quality problems.

  112. Why not use EphPod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Check out ephPod this takes all the hassle out of managing your iPod. You can sync with a folder, rename tracks directly on the iPod if the tags are wrong rather than removing and replacing and also copy songs back to your HD with a filename format of your chosing. It's much faster than both iTunes and MusicMatch. The screen updating can be a little intermitant so it pays to be a little patient when you move large amounts of data. Never liked iTunes, used MusicMatch before Yahoo! bought it and Apple dropped MusicMatch support. Stuck I found EphPod and have never looked back, EphPod does everything I need!

  113. I like Apple because... by ursabear · · Score: 1

    For perspective, I use and enjoy my Macintoshes, but I also really dig my white-box PC I built with a Linux distro on it, and I also enjoy my Sun Ultra 5. My Windows machine is OK, and has some great uses when I need it.

    Customer service? In the 16 years that I've owned Macintoshes, I've used customer service *once*. I found the Apple reps to be pretty good folks when it comes to supporting development and deployment software.

    I don't know that the service is the main selling point. I think the "totem" idea is much more accurate. If you can leave the "I like this system because {personal reasons here}" stuff aside for a moment, look at it this way: Do people buy Tommy Hilfiger or Abercrombie and Fitch clothes because they're all that great? Or do they buy them because they're cool or they're what others are wearing? (I know, A&F is so 2 minutes ago, just using them as a comparison. I'm not very much a slave to style.)

    I think Apple has a combination of coolness, perceived ease of use, innovation, and (in general) well-made products.

    Besides, I LOVE GarageBand!

  114. Do not agree with this statement at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but my experience (and that is not from a customer point of view), Apple's customer service is not that great. Try and return a broken iPod Nano or a damaged Laptop and see how long it takes before the Apple shop is able to replace it.
    What is great about them is their marketing and people writing articles like above. Again, marketing, marketing, marketing...

    What makes people buy the iPod, again, Marketing and the fact that you are buying the "Original".

  115. Customer service needs a better definition by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 1

    Apple has shipped flawed products and failed to deal with the problems adequately (witness the current bunch of MacBook Pro issues).

    Apple also has a track record of suddenly changing direction and dropping support for what were originally much-touted products (especially software tech, like OpenDoc).

    Apple certainly doesnt have a stellar reputation for handling order foul ups and product returns. They're not bad, but still on par--maybe even a little below--Dell.

    What Apple does do, on the whole, is build products with the customer in mind. They usually don't cut corners, even if that keeps the price high. You know if you buy a guitar from Gibson or an SLR camera from Nikon that you're getting what you paid for: a tool with some style and craftsmanship behind it.

  116. Horrible Experience by mkiwi · · Score: 1
    I had a horrible experience dealing with Apple and a Cinema HD display I bought. There were 4 dead pixels and a bunch of scuff marks on the screen. Needless to say the scuff marks were all my fault, but 4 dead pixels and you need 5 to replace the display?!

    Well, I opened up my handy-dandy toolbox, got a set of torx screw drivers, and opened up the display. I found the ROM located on the back of the display and I erased it with a very strong magnet. You know what Apple support said, not knowing what I had done? "We'll ship a replacement out to you overnight, just send back the old one in the box we shipped to you. Postage is covered on us." Of course I had put the display back together minus a few screws (Where do all those screws come from anyway?) and cleaned it up with a damp cloth.

    Ok, so the 2nd display has been working for several months with no hickups, then suddenly it breaks AGAIN. You know what Apple told me? You really wanna know?
    Apple: "We'll ship a replacement out to you overnight, just send back the old one in the box we shipped to you. Postage is covered on us."

    To top it off, I had G5 that had bad firewire ports (because I somehow inserted the FireWire cable in the WRONG WAY, my fault again). I also forgot to unplug the power when replacing a PCI card, rendering an expensive graphics card totallly useless. You know what Apple did, those stinking bastards?
    Apple: "Take your Mac to a service center, here's a list of 100000 places you could go, we'll repair at no charge."
    Less than 5 days later my G5 had a new logic board, graphics card (which I promptly sold on eBay, packaged in original Apple packaging). I had just bought a better graphics card, so I had no use for both.

    Oh and then there's the time I bought a laptop from Apple and they billed me incorrectly. I was using a gift card to pay for my order but I forgot to make it my primary method of payment. That cost me $1100. You know what Apple did? The f*ckers actually credited my credit card with $1100. </endsarcasm>

    If comes down to this: if you want your computer fixed, play nice with the support agents instead of having a hissy-fit and they will practically give you anything. If you called annoyed, T'd off, or other some such negative behavior you're not going to get your stuff fixed! It pays to be nice to others, something many slashdotters seem to lack. The people on the other end of that support telephone line have families, they're just trying to make a buck like everyone else, don't make the support agent mad at you for being an A-hole.

    It's time to end the "Negative Nancy" attitude some people have about computer support in general and turn that frown upside down.

  117. Why people really love Apple... by rbnsncrusoe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not the customer service. Apple cares as much about their customers as Steve Jobs cares about a diverse wardrobe. Apple is beloved for these reasons.... 1. Style. It makes people feel cool, cause it looks cool. 2. Intuitive use. Especially for the less computer savvy, the Apple experience is simply more coherent to how people "think" things should work. 3. When you own an Apple, you are immediately inducted into the "club". Everyone want to feel their apart of the cool crowd. Owning an Apple gives some that illusion.

    1. Re:Why people really love Apple... by Harv · · Score: 1
      "It's not the customer service. Apple cares as much about their customers as Steve Jobs cares about a diverse wardrobe. Apple is beloved for these reasons.... 1. Style. It makes people feel cool, cause it looks cool. 2. Intuitive use. Especially for the less computer savvy, the Apple experience is simply more coherent to how people "think" things should work. 3. When you own an Apple, you are immediately inducted into the "club". Everyone want to feel their apart of the cool crowd. Owning an Apple gives some that illusion."



      Glib, but unfortunately not true. Customer service has always -- and I mean every time I've needed it -- been either acceptable or outstanding. This debate misses the other thing in my experience, which is that the QA (with some glaring exceptions, like the whole Performa Line Horror -- means that the damned things don't actually break down all that often.

      Actually, #2 above is really #1 in Apple's list. The other two are outgrowths of that, plus the attention to detail that results in the kind of loyalty. In the Windows world, until the last couple of years anyway, cheapness and lots of software made people put up with a mediocre interface and general lack of standardized ways of doing things, from app to app. In the Linux world, there's no real expectation of 'intuititive' response from the OS, since a lot of the attraction is that it requires someone to be very much involved in getting it to work exactly the way they want.

    2. Re:Why people really love Apple... by akuzi · · Score: 1

      A good summary, but i'd also add the following:

      5. The power of the Apple brand.

      From the start Apple, through advertising, has created a brand associated with individuality ("Think different"), anti-establishment, the power of the individual to change the world (eg. the 1984 ad), creativity, fun and style (think the Ipod ads).

      Compare this to Microsoft or Dell which have always stood for the establishment, conservatism, respectability and reliability.

      Think what you may about the irrationality of brand advertising which has little to do with actual products, the Apple message is consistent and people associate those qualities with Apple products.

      6. Innovation and Excitement

      Apple has consistently been ahead of the curve with the adoption of new technologies. This in combination with release-day product announcements has created a constant level of excitement associated with it's products.

    3. Re:Why people really love Apple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Everyone want to feel their apart of the cool crowd.

      Which is cooler than the bad spellers club, which you're in. Moron.

    4. Re:Why people really love Apple... by duffel · · Score: 1

      I utterly disagree,

      Style - while I find it quite cool that my g4 has mirror doors, it's not the reason I think it's so great. So, style: I could care less.... but not much less. It's the experience of using the OS for everyday purposes that makes the difference for me. The style is a bonus.

      Intuitive use - While everyone always takes this to mean "easy to learn" I find it has another aspect: I know my mac quite well, but sometimes I need to do something I've never done before. While with windows this would generally mean long hunting through menus and boxes, on the mac it takes mere seconds to figure it out. Sometimes you don't even realise at the time that you just learned something new, you just did it.

      As for "being part of the club", well... I've had macs since the early ninties and believe you me, I was the only member of the "club" for the longest time. But I tell you what, NOW it's different. While it's still not the most frequent occurance, you now occasionally run into other mac users, and when you do, you can relate to them, for they undoubtedly felt the same ridicule at times that mac users were subject to over the years, resisted the peer pressure to switch to PCs, or tempted the above by switching over from PCs, and came out jubilant at the choice.

      I suppose you're right; as a mac user you do feel part of the "club" - but it's nothing imagined, it has a very real presence and social implications. But it's not exclusive. Anyone can join.

      But again, aside from all considerations, the real reason for why there is this cult of the mac, the tiny bit of devotion that mac users feel towards their machines/way of life stems from the experience. All the other points would be moot, if the experience weren't up to scratch. Whereas even an advanced windows or linux user has to wrestle with their machines every so often, advanced mac users can fly through their OS (they're just rare enough that you nearly never see them). Of course, all the wrestling is still there to be had if you want it, in the form of the bsd subsytem and all that jazz...

      So why isn't everyone a mac user? The problem, the reason for the relative small proportion of mac users is just the sheer inertia of the industry and ways of thinking. The fact that apple is gradually overcoming this massive weight speaks volumes.

      But I've rambled a lot and probably gone way off topic. The thing is, it can get very frustrating knowing that most of your friends are missing out, but really don't want to hear about what they're missing. It turns out people don't want to hear that they bought the wrong computer, and thus frown upon you when you preach macintosh - and so you can't... and it all pours out in a flood when you get the chance. :)

  118. MS ain't to shabby either by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

    My sister's friend is almost completely computer illiterate and therefore very virus-prone. She got a nasty one and called Microsoft for advice. When they asked her for her product key they determined that she was using a pirated copy of WinXP. They told her she was ineligible for any support from Microsoft, but that they would help her this once. They spent nearly an hour explaining how she likely got a virus, walked her through installing the scanner, and waiting while it did its thing. I was damn impressed when she told me about it.

  119. that's nice and all... by neersign · · Score: 1
    but this article is a little more interesting. Sure, the audience of the article is supposed to be console gamers, but the graph showing brand trust vs brand potential is interesting.

    Apple's success story is "they finally got it right." It only took them 30 freakin' years to do it. Still, they aren't in the clear yet. It's great that the ipod's are selling well and it's making Apple a household name, but the true worth of the ipod will be seen in it's ability to convert users from PC to Mac as their brand trust goes up. I'd really like to see numbers on the amount of people that own an ipod and a pc vs. the number of people who own and ipod and a mac, and a graph to show the change w/ respect to time.

    and the real MVP in the story is marketing. Someday soon, we'll be reading stories like this about Gnu/Linux, as soon as some one spends the money on marketing.

  120. E-magic Logic by dougsyo · · Score: 1

    IMHO, dropping the Windows version of Emagic Logic was not very customer-serving. On at least one other forum I frequent, people have lamented the loss of Logic for Windows. It sounds, however, like more people are finding other software, than switching to Apple.

    Doug

  121. Thin article by massysett · · Score: 1

    The article can be summarized thus: 1) Apple releases iPod software that locks down the volume, therefore 2) Apple is so wonderful because they focus on customer service, which is why Apple beats everyone else, which is why people love Apple. 2) might be true, but 1) by itself does not prove it.

  122. Superior products, yes, average customer service by Kunt · · Score: 1

    The reason I love Apple is not their customer support or anything like that - absolutely not. Apple's support people are mostly ignorant minimum-wage kids with no professional experience and a total of 3 days of on-the-job training. The reasons I love Apple are their products and services, which, quite simply, are vastly superior to anyone else's.

  123. Yep... by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 1

    My wife's new iMac G5 developed a start-up problem in December. I called Apple and a delivery man came to pick it up. Four days later, they returned it fixed -- on what happened to be Christmas Eve. They even kept her data untouched; by contrast, every PC shop I've ever dealt with started their "repairs" by wiping the hard disk.

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    1. Re:Yep... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      every PC shop I've ever dealt with started their "repairs" by wiping the hard disk

      This says more about your inability to find a decent PC repair shop than it does about PC vs Apple in general.

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    2. Re:Yep... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      There exist decent PC repair shops?

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    3. Re:Yep... by Squirrelgirl · · Score: 1
      Its funny, I have that same quiestion.

      Sometimes customers will take their PCs that are generally working to a repair shop to have one component fixed. They get the PC back, with a clean harddrive, NO DRIVERS INSTALLED, and nothing works at all of course because the reason the customer put it in for repairs was because he or she was clueless in the first place...

  124. Old memories by jmichaelg · · Score: 1
    When I see a sentence like
    Why, at least the Apple users, love Apple?
    it makes me wonder if the poster posted in haste or doesn't have a clue that the sentence is ill formed. When I saw that the sentence was written by an Apple zealot, I recalled a study done back in the 80's at UC Berkeley. The study was attempting to categorize the difference between the early Mac users and PC users. At the time, PC users had to put up with DOS whereas the Mac users had a black and white version of Windows 95.

    The study's gist was that the PC users tended to enroll in the more rigorous courses whereas the Mac users gravitated to the less demanding courses. Of course some Mac users went ballistic but they never succeeded in undermining the facts the study unearthed.

    Mind you, I'm not implying a generalization about today's Mac/PC users. I'm talking about Zealots who have a difficult time understanding that computers are just an appliance, not an object of veneration. You're not a better person because you use a Mac or an Intel or an AMD machine. You're just a computer user. An inability to see that qualifies you for the less rigorous courses.

  125. Fluff by necro81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This article must have been written by either a humanities major or an MBA - there is no substance behind it. Instead, the author makes the point by saying that the new volume-limiting patch for the iPod is a great example of Apple's superior customer service. Somehow, according to the article, "it's not necessarily the iPod that makes Apple successful, but rather its customer service."

    I call bullshit. Of course the iPod is what people love about apple these days. iPods make up about as much of Apple's revenue as its computer sales. The other driving force is the fact that an Apple computer running OS X and Apple applications is a rock solid system, with tremendous capabilities right out of the box, and a great user experience. Do not confuse user experience with customer experience - they are not the same thing. I myself love apple, own a powerbook and an ipod, will continue to buy from them, and think their customer service is indeed top notch. However, I wouldn't in a million years claim that it is the customer service that drew me to them. People do not care a lot about customer service when they are spending money, otherwise no U.S. cable service or cellular phone provider would still be in business.

    The author may have hit nearer the mark by saying "Apple is investing resources to enhance its relationship with its customers." I interpreted that as brand promotion, integrated services like .Mac, the Apple Store, cultivating the iPod's hip image (made by Apple), and so on. These kinds of things do increase Apple's stature in the consumer electronics world, but are not, Not, NOT the same as good customer service.

    1. Re:Fluff by finnif · · Score: 1

      otherwise no U.S. cable service or cellular phone provider would still be in business.

      I just got cable for the first time in years recently and expected a lot of headaches with CS. Of course, I did have problems with my service, however the customer service has been incredible. Comcast picks up my calls in 15-20 seconds no matter when I call. They've been very knowledgable and helpful as well. And their CSRs have been empowered to give me discounts because I was having trouble.

  126. Apple vs. Gateway by filterban · · Score: 3, Interesting
    First, before I say this, you can't accurately extrapolate from one person's experience to describe the customer service experience for many.

    Let me tell you the Tale of Two Companies.

    My girlfriend bought a brand new top of the line Gateway laptop in December. After 18 days of use, the screen fried. She owns three Gateway laptops, has always purchased the most expensive warranty plan, and up until this year, they always have had as a part of that plan:

    1) Free overnight shipping for repair service.
    2) A toll-free number to call for repair service.
    3) Very responsive turnaround times on repair.

    After having her laptop for 18 days, it took her over a month to get it back from Gateway, and she had to pay $60 in shipping costs. All they had to do was replace a backlight on the screen. All three of the warranty items described above changed in the past year. They changed the terms of their existing warranties because in the warranty it says they can do so.

    While that may have been legal, it certainly doesn't lead to happy customers. Needless to say, we are never buying another Gateway.

    Contrast this with my experience with Apple. Whenever I've had a problem, I've been able to go to the Apple Store at the local mall and work with the Mac Genius there to get support. Free.

    I bought an Airport Express in 2004, and when it broke, I took it to the Apple Store with no receipt. In under 5 minutes I left with a brand new AXP, with no hassle. Six months later that one also broke, but as I was beyond 1 yr warranty, Apple couldn't replace it. However, the Mac Genius checked all apple stores for an open-box item. He couldn't find any. He said that he would call me when an open box AXP came in.

    Sure enough, a month later, I got a phone call from the Mac Genius. They had received an open box AXP. I had already bought a new AXP, but I couldn't believe that I actually got a call back like I was promised.

    Having an Apple Store less than five miles away from my house means that I get fantastic service when things go wrong, with no hassles. It's what CompUSA, Micro Center, and Best Buy have all tried to do (Geek Squad?) but have generally failed at. Apple does it well and it means a lot to the average customer.

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    1. Re:Apple vs. Gateway by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      I think the whole the customer experience you described drastically depends on who happens to be work where ever you go. I'm sure all Mac Stores do not have a Mac Genius that would go that far for every customer.
            As for the CompUSA, Microcenter, Bestbuy thing...I work at Best Buy and constantly give customers above and beyond service expected from most sales reps. It's not uncommon for me to actually call up non-Bestbuy stores to get something put on hold for customers that aren't even buying anything from bestbuy. Now i don't want to start a bestbuy rules/bestbuy sucks debate, i am just using myself as an example. Honestly, most of my store would not go as far as i do for customers, expecially if they're not buying anything. I enjoy going the extra mile. As for CompUSA and Microcenter, i'm sure they have some employees that would do the same thing, although in the 50+ times i have been to CompUSA in the past year, i have been contacted once. Microcenter is a very large store with larger variety of products. I don't really need customer service when i go there.
                I'm not saying Mac Stores and your Mac Genius are bad. It's a great thing to know an employee like your Mac Genius. I just don't think the average customer gets that kind of attention, just like i can't say the average customer at best buy gets the kind of attention i give the customers at my best buy store.

  127. It's called "marketing" by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    People love Apple because they're supposed to. Everything from the color schemes to how new products get introduced is designed to "enhance the brand identity." Do you like Coke or Pepsi? Not a whole lot of difference, but you likely have a preference. Same with Ford vs Chevy, Nike vs Adidas, and so on.
    Me, I hate Apple because their crappy file system destroyed my masters thesis years ago. Oh, and their crappy UI today. Again, it's perceptions. But perceptions turn into purchases (or not).

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  128. 'THINK' before you 'POST' by Sithgunner · · Score: 1

    Since 'WHEN' does 'EVERYBODY' love Apple?
    This is such a flame topic...

    It's even stupid to read the article from a stupid headline. Give a decent topic next time.

    I for one, in terms of GUI usability and feature completeness, I take Windows than Mac OS X.
    Mac OS X server is a half joke product and now I don't love Apple at all. So, what is this about???

  129. Hi! I'm BlahBlah at Mac.com!! by SangoDaze · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remember those ads? Lots of smiling happy people shown with their free .Mac email addresses, because, after all, we're all part of the Mac family, right!! Apple played on the sense of community around the Mac and marketed a social identity based on that community, which it then promptly decided it could cash in on by making .Mac a paid service. Not only did they start charging, but the refused to even forward incoming mail to the stiffs that thought they had this great free email address forever.

    Okay, it has been years and I'm still bitter. I've still got an Apple ][e on my desk (and yes, I still use it) and I've been a Mac user for years but I have absolutely no illusions that Apple cares about me anymore than the hot dog cart guy down the street, probably less. Your think getting good products and good customer service, fine, but don't forget you're paying a premium for it.

    I personally think people love Macs because of the absolutely staggeringly amount of incredibly high quality free software that is available for it.

  130. Honesty? by infochuck · · Score: 1

    Let's be honest though. With open source you can't just plug it in and it works.

    Oh, but sometimes you can - run-from-CD distros and distros that work with most systems (Fedora Core 4) are to the point where this is abssolutely possible.

    Regardless, the point is, I can try is I want. I may fail miserably, and waste a month of my life, but I can try. Apple doesn't give me that coice; indeed, they expend a fair amount of effort to make the path of choice a rockier one to walk.

  131. More appropriate title by steelerguy · · Score: 1

    Why Everyone Who Loves Apple So Damn Loud And Obnoxious About It

  132. How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by pandrijeczko · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Look, I've never owned an Apple product, never had the need for one, so I'm certainly not qualified to comment on whether their products/service are any good or not. From what others tell me, I suspect they're probably okay so that's it.

    But can we PLEASE get it into our heads ONCE AND FOR ALL that the purpose of any big corporation is JUST to make money for its shareholders - END OF STORY!!! Whether or not you, the consumer, thinks they make good or bad products is pretty much irrelevant to them once they have your money. And if they give you a good customer service and/or a good feeling every time you deal with them, it is not because they're feeling nice, warm or friendly about you but because it is profitable to do so.

    If you love your Mac or your iPod then great - good luck to you. But PLEASE get it out of your thick skull that wearing a corporate logo of ANY sort is cool - it isn't because it just goes to show the rest of the world that you are insecure enough to want to belong to one (or more) exclusive little cliques that makes you feel special because you can look down on those that aren't members of those same cliques.

    Buy an article of clothing because it looks nice on you or feels good on you, buy an iPod because it sounds good or fits well in your jeans pocket - but don't just buy something because it's made by "Gap" or "Apple" because then you really are showing the rest of the world only how much of a corporate puppet you really are...

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    1. Re:How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by Harv · · Score: 2, Insightful
      With all due respect, your conclusions on this subject would be more persuasive if you had more personal experience to go on. The "they're only in it for the money" just doesn't hold up to even minimal scrutiny.

      I'm not claiming that Apple doens't care about money, so you're right to point out that this is a motivating factor, as it is with any corporation. But you should do a little research into Jobs' many public statements, over 3 decades now, before being complacent with "it's a black or white" kind of answer. I've been using Apple products for 20 years now, and while I'm not blind to the megalomania of Jobs and the many boneheaded moves he and the company have made, that same megalomania and driven quality is behind a long-term obsession with user experience. That focus shows in the industrial design they're famous for (rightly, imho), and you either love that or hate it. But Jobs has said, repeatedly, that "Apple's DNA is to be found at the intersection of art and technology."

      It's not the only way to do things, but it's their way and they ought to be judged on the whole approach, not your rather uniformed and biased assumptions.

    2. Re:How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1
      But can we PLEASE get it into our heads ONCE AND FOR ALL that the purpose of any big corporation is JUST to make money for its shareholders - END OF STORY!!!

      ...so what? If I happen to really like the good or service they provide, why shouldn't I encourage other people to try it out? Because I'd be giving that corporation something for nothing in return? Heaven forfend.

      And if they give you a good customer service and/or a good feeling every time you deal with them, it is not because they're feeling nice, warm or friendly about you but because it is profitable to do so.

      ...why, exactly, can't it be both? Do you really believe that human kindness and an entrepreneurial spirit are mutually exclusive? And in any case, how is a random large corporation any different from Poppa's Corner Store in this regard?

      But PLEASE get it out of your thick skull that wearing a corporate logo of ANY sort is cool - it isn't because it just goes to show the rest of the world that you are insecure enough to want to belong to one (or more) exclusive little cliques that makes you feel special because you can look down on those that aren't members of those same cliques.

      Hey, great! I've been searching for the Ultimate Arbiter of Human Emotion--glad I've finally found you!

      In case you hadn't noticed, you're practicing the very thing you're preaching against. You're standing up and declaring that unless you wear label-less clothing (like, I assume, you yourself,) you're not cool, and if you want to be cool, you should start acting this particular way.

      There's nothing wrong with having strong reasons for wearing what you wear--hell, I wear generic jeans and plain shirts, myself, mostly because I don't like to spend a lot of money on clothes--but there's a line drawn when you start to belittle others who don't see eye-to-eye with you over something as mind-bogglingly trivial as logos on clothing.

      Let it be enough that you're proud of your decision to eschew branded clothing. Resist the urge to generously explain to everybody else why they're such fucking losers.

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    3. Re:How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by dodongo · · Score: 1
      but don't just buy something because it's made by "Gap" or "Apple" because then you really are showing the rest of the world only how much of a corporate puppet you really are...


      *Rolls eyes* Eugh. Don't be ridiculous!

      I'd never be caught dead wearing anything from Gap!
    4. Re:How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by turdinthegrowler · · Score: 1

      Actually, they are only in it for the money, and they have figured out how to get it from you. Apple has developed a fanatic user base who is devoted to the company and its products. These people admire the aesthetics of the design of the Apple (such as yourself), or some other perceived value, and are willing to pay a premium for it. Others (such as myself), really couldn't care less what the box on the desk looks like, and aren't willing to pay a premium for it. I would prefer to have a piece of equipment that is inexpensive and easy to modify from a variety of sources since it has a relatively finite usable lifespan. Once it has exceeded its lifespan, I reuse what I can, give away what I can't, buy new parts and rebuild the system. I couldn't care less what color the plastic surrounding the monitor is. I don't need a titanium case. I'm not trying to impress anyone with my computer, I'm using it as a tool. If it meets my criteria for usefulness and price, it is an acceptable product. While Apple's line of products certainly meet my criteria for usefulness, they fail the price consideration. Apple's userbase values style over substance in many instances, and that's fine. More power to you. But don't think for a minute that Apple isn't exploiting that fact. They know that you expect to pay more for their products. They are your supplier of choice, and you are their valued customer. I just think that the original post that you replied to was pointing out that many Apple users are just annoyingly excited and proud of being Apple users. Your computer is like your car: It is a defining characteristic to the extent that you make it a defining characteristic. Apple cares about you just like BMW cares about you. They want you to want to buy their products, and they want you to be willing to pay more for them than a comparable product. As long as you continue to do so they will value you.

    5. Re:How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But can we PLEASE get it into our heads ONCE AND FOR ALL that the purpose of any big corporation is JUST to make money for its shareholders - END OF STORY!!!

      The best way to shovel money into the shareholders' pockets is to make the customer so happy with the product that they have no reason to go elsewhere. Apple has done a great job with that. That the customer ends up so happy with the product is admittedly a side effect of the business model, but it's not to be ignored.

      PLEASE get it out of your thick skull that wearing a corporate logo of ANY sort is cool - it isn't because it just goes to show the rest of the world that you are insecure enough to want to belong to one (or more) exclusive little cliques that makes you feel special because you can look down on those that aren't members of those same cliques.

      Like the clique you're currently flying the flag of? The Clique Of People Who Are So Smart And Great Because They Realized That Corporations Want Money And You Didn't?

      don't just buy something because it's made by "Gap" or "Apple" because then you really are showing the rest of the world only how much of a corporate puppet you really are...

      If I've bought 9 products from "Apple" in the past and have been extremely satisfied with all of them, there's no reason for me to believe that buying product #10 will be any different an experience for me. That's a completely legitimate reason to give Apple's products preference when I'm in the market -- they've EARNED it.

      Fuck worrying about whether you're a "corporate puppet". Just buy what you like.

    6. Re:How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by Garabito · · Score: 1
      Hey, great! I've been searching for the Ultimate Arbiter of Human Emotion--glad I've finally found you!

      Hey, great! I've been searching for the Ultimate Performer of Sarcasm--glad I've finally found you!

    7. Re:How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      "But you should do a little research into Jobs' many public statements"

      Personally, I don't trust what the guy says, ever. In private, from books I've read, he's an absolute ass. In public he's a marketer, first and foremost. He would've made a fine politician. First rule of politics: get people to like you. If you do that, all the crap you throw their way (and I can think of a LOT of Apple bullshit over the years) becomes acceptable.

      "I've been using Apple products for 20 years now, and while I'm not blind to the megalomania of Jobs and the many boneheaded moves he and the company have made, that same megalomania and driven quality is behind a long-term obsession with user experience."

      So you drank the Koolaid. What's the point, here? People can be convinced of anything if you give them enough time.

      Fact of the matter: Apple is ok. It doesn't suck, and it doesn't rock either. For all the talk of "industrial design" and "user experience", I think of jet-engine-sounding G4 towers and inconsistent Finder dialogs.

      Apple is a company with the same faults as any other company. Steve Jobs is a guy with the same faults of every other guy. Not a savior, not a religious experience, but a guy. It's been 20 years -- sooner you learn to be skeptical, the better off you'll be.

    8. Re:How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by Poohsticks · · Score: 1
      Ok, I've got to disagree to some of this. No, I'm not an Appplefanboi (I'm actually an Ms Exchange Architect...and yes I've heard all the jokes) but the desire to belong to an exclusive clique is part of human nature. Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean that it is any less valid a reason to buy the product. The part that I find fascinating is that this originated with a small group of people that took PRIDE in their new little company and products. I mean isn't that where it all starts? You put out a product or service with your business and you do your best to make money, but you also invest a lot of personal pride and ego into it too. So to demonstrate that and get some marketing mileage you get shirts made. You come with a company logo. You try to establish your company with a personality all its own.

      All I'm saying is that corporations don't necessarily fall into the "evil world domination" mindset. They're usually guided to that place by CEO's that have sold their souls AFTER the company has made it big. ;)

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    9. Re:How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But can we PLEASE get it into our heads ONCE AND FOR ALL that the purpose of any big corporation is JUST to make money for its shareholders - END OF STORY!!!

      That may be the purpose of the corporation, but the individual human beings within that corporation have much more varied motivations and purposes. Some of them, shockingly enough, may actually care about things like making good products or pleasing the customer, or not completely fucking up the environment. It's kind of a dick move to piss all over the work that these people do just because they happen to work for a corporation. That work, generally, is what people mean when they say that they admire a company. ...exclusive little cliques that makes you feel special because you can look down on those that aren't members of those same cliques.

      Look in a mirror. You are not the only person that thinks corporation are inherently evil. You are not the only person that projects their own motivations onto people they dislike. You are not the only person that dislikes anyone that admires the products of a corporation. You are not the only person that identifies with a group by persecuting those outside. And so on and so on.

    10. Re:How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, now I have to throw away my Bell System t-shirt thanks to you.

    11. Re:How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by Harv · · Score: 1

      So prefering the qualities you mention above makes me a fanatic?

      What a stupid thing to say.

    12. Re:How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by Harv · · Score: 1
      "So you drank the Koolaid. What's the point, here? People can be convinced of anything if you give them enough time."

      First, I hate Koolaid. Second, the rest of this is just lame, lazy pontificating from a prejudiced point of view. It presumes that I'm not intelligent, or that my choices are not informed. And your's always are, i suppose?

      How do we know that? Just because you say so?

    13. Re:How I Hate Corporate Fanboys by turdinthegrowler · · Score: 1

      That would be a stupid thing to say. Let me try to clarify by way of example:

      If I pay $65.00 for a Nike Golf shirt and you pay $20.00 for a shirt at Target and we both feel good about our purchases then we are both happy. I can appreciate the nicer fit and finish and quality of the cloth of my shirt, and you can appreciate the fact that you got a good deal on an item of clothing. Both will last a couple of years and then end up in a garage sale. Neither of us has a conflict or problem with each other, and Target and Nike have each served their consumer bases. Neither of us are annoyed with the other because we are pleased with our choices.

      However, at the point in time where I begin extolling the virtues of my Nike shirt over your plebian Target shirt and declare that only an idiot would ever own or wear anything but a Nike shirt with its superior design and nicer fit and finish, I become an annoying ass.

      At the point in time I feel like Nike is a superior company because it provides me with clothing that somehow validates my existence, whereas Target is an evil company because they make products that don't meet Nike's standards for design, I become a fanatic and an idiot.

      Both shirts serve their purpose, and we are both happy with our purchases, yet neither of us would be happy with the other's choice. So long as we both keep civil tongues in our heads, we should get along fine.

      If you like Apple products, that's great. I know many people that own them, love them, and will never own anything else as long as Apple is in business and continues to provide them with what they expect. The vast majority of these people are fine upstanding folk. A small group of these people meet the annoying ass criteria, and a small subset of them are fanatic idiots.

      I don't place the same premium on design or Apple's other features and am not willing to pay the extra money for it.

      Again, so long as we both keep civil tongues in our heads, we should get along fine. I don't think you are a fanatic for liking or preferring Apple products. In point of fact, I don't care about it one way or the other. In short, your reaction to my apathy is what determines whether or not you are a fanatic.

  133. Customer Appreciation by putzin · · Score: 1

    1. Make iPod nano scratch by contact with air.
    2. ?
    3. Profit!

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  134. Correct me if I'm wrong but by jt007 · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...you can choose whether you want iTunes to automatically synchronise with your iPod when you plug it in to your PC. The information that decides whether to synchronise automatically or not is actually stored on the iPod, which means that if you don't want to synchronise and plug it into your mate's PC then it won't completely wipe your iPod and put his Britney albums on there instead.

    I've got my iPod set up so I have to move songs manually (I don't really have the need to store some 8000 songs on my PC) and I've plugged it into various other PC's all without problems.

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  135. Responsible? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    The bulk of your rant is about the round mouse Apple USED to sell. Your complaint was they wouldn't change it. They DID change it. Apple now sells a mouse called the "Mighty Mouse" and before that it wasn't the round mouse but a mouse similar to the Mighty Mouse.

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  136. Re:Best customer service, or basic consumer rights by manno · · Score: 1

    I don't know my eMachines m6805's hard drive died, and they sent me a new one next day air, with replacement restore CD's because I lost the originals. When my video card started acting up they sent me a pre postaged box, I packed it up, and sent it off, the day I called, yeah it took them 3 work days to turn it around, but I wouldn't say that was poor service by any stretch of the word. I'm sure Apple has good customer service, but that doesn't mean that everyone else doesn't.

    First week of owning a Dell laptop that we purchased the accidental damage, spills and drops coverage on. My bosses son spilled a 12 ounce can of regular coke on the machine while it was on, and totally fried it. I called up the rep, said my bosses son spilled coke on the machine, and they picked it up, and replaced the whole machine. Yeah if you get a $400 laptop that their making a 10% profit on, you're going to get piss-poor customer service, but I've found that most OEM supported extended warranties are fairly good. So your $400 laptop is now $700, but you get treated like a star.

    Peace,
    -manno

  137. fanboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are *two* main reasons apple has so many fanboys.

    1. they innovate and care about the experience. they want you to like the UI/etc. so much you rave about it. they want it to be so slick that you want to sit there and pet your ipod, or at least play with the click wheel even when you don't have to because it feels "oh soooo good"

    2. their customer service is really good--they focus on the customer. (the customer does pay for it up front, however :) I was impressed with how fast my powerbook showed up. then the same day that I read something about a recall for particular batteries (that might overheat) was the same day I got an email saying that they thought my battery was from a batch that needed to be replaced. I checked, filled out the online form and the fedex'd battery showed up about 48 hours later (pre-paid return box).

    it's true, you get what you pay for, especially in this era of budget cuts to the point that minimum wage in our own country is too expensive for customer service reps/tech support staff.

    of course any company is not perfect, there will be plenty of examples of "oh I had a crappy experience w/apple customer support" given the number of customers, but I'm willing to bet there's a lower % of bad experiences (on average) compared to your windblows manufacturers.

    ok, I'll get off my soap box now.

  138. D'oh! by infochuck · · Score: 1

    Mea culpa.

  139. Innovation by ekc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, I had no idea people love Apple for their customer service! To me, the best thing about Apple customer service is that I don't have to rely on it much. Things tend to work on Macs, at least relative to other platforms.

    No, for me, the best thing about Apple is that they remain committed to R&D. They're coming out with new ideas all the time. Sure, some of them inevitably flop, but they don't just sit around and copy what other companies are doing. They also keep their development teams fairly small and don't put out a lot of bloatware. They keep their GUI simple and accessible, yet leave the door open for tinkerers.

  140. Re:Best customer service, or basic consumer rights by mike2R · · Score: 1
    Seems like you've been conned into thinking the store did you a favour. If the product is faulty or doesn't work as intended you are covered by a 12 month manufacturers warranty, which guarentees you a repair or replacement. This a legal requirement for almost anything you buy.
    Yes, but this is a procedure which must take place within a "reasonable timescale." I believe that this is usually defined as within 28 days.

    If you buy something (in the UK anyway) and take it back 15 days later with a fault, you have no legal right to insist on an immediate replacement
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  141. Apple Customer Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea:

    1) Apple ][ forever
    2) Any machine sold by Apple in 1997 will run Rhaspody. (20th Annv Mac can't even run NetBSD fully)
    3) The Newton is an important part of our educational lineup. (March 3rd, Newton was canned in Feb.)
    4) Apple will pay for shipping on warranted cameras (the quicktake) Yet, I got billed by the shipper later.

    Apple is as trustworthy as any other large corporation. The sad part is so many other companys suck even worse.

  142. Intel brings the performance. by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    I've got a Mac Mini Core Duo and its the fastest computer I've ever owned and I've had some fast ones. I'm now selling my 2Ghz Pentium M Dell laptop cause I don't need it anymore. So yeah your PPC Mac may have been slow in comparison to your PCs but the Intel Macs sure won't be slower.

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    1. Re:Intel brings the performance. by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      ya, those core duos are BA

  143. I'm an Apple user but I don't love Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like designer cloths. Sure, some of it looks slick and all but it's gimmicky and pricey.

    Dispite what fanboys say, the quality is no different with Apple than anything else. There might be slightly better hardware/software interaction because the hardware is so restricted but the quality of the hardware is not better than anything else, I would say it's even worse in a lot of cases. I have had more broken Apple's than PC's and I know more people who have had hardware problems with their Apple than people with PC's.

    OS X still crashes. It's still slow compared to Windows or Linux. A lot of Apple software looks slick until you use it extensively. You then get tired of the look (mostly the overhead of the look) and realize the functionality isn't that great. Developing for OS X completely sucks ass. XCode is the biggest piece of shit I have ever used, especially the latest version. It's buggy and has a moronic workflow (the actual source code is treated as a second class citizen; it should be the most important!). All the crap behind the OS is stupid, all the different bundle types, object types, all kinds of crap. It very fragile to develop for unless it's your only platform (anybody who develops for a single platform nowadays is a moron).

  144. Reliability? by abrinton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not for their product reliability, that's for sure.

    At least we had class actions to help with new Ipod batteries and burned out Powerbook main boards.

    1. Re:Reliability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah class action suits prove a lot. What a fucknut...

  145. Re:Only in it for the money, honey by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    Yeah, there's a dark side to Apple.

    When I was in Munich, I knew a musician that used Apples, and it was amazing how much of a pain they were.

    E.g. the battery on the motherboard dies after a few years. They charge a huge amount of money to swap it, presumably in a service centre. The battery itself is easy to change and costs very little, but if you scratch the screws or case changing it, the machine is out of warranty. Oh, and it's not a standard PC battery, it's non standard enough that people imported them. He was pretty happy that he found a place in Munich that sold them

    He got a second hand Mac with a German version of the OS. Since lots of software doesn't work on the German version, he wanted to wipe it and reinstall. But the English version he had was one point version higher, e.g. xx.y.z+1 rather than xx.y.z. Problem is, that version wouldn't run. He didn't want the latest version, since some of the software he wanted wouldn't work. Cue a grey import of an English xx.y.z+1 from ebay.

    Whereas with PC's, you can put together a PC from junk, and install pretty much anything on it. It's all modular too, and you can buy the bits from anywhere.

    Once you move away from an open architecture, there's an enormous temptation for the company that controls things to charge absurd prices for everything. Hell, it's put me off buying a PC notebook for ages, even though desktops are a pain to cart around the world.

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  146. Re:Only in it for the money, honey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a technician at an AASP (apple authorized service provider) I spend every day stuck between Crapple (the "Cr" is for Customer Relations!) and their angry customers. Despite all the zombie-like goodfeeling that they surround themselves and their products with, I think people are finally getting the idea that they don't give a hoot about you, your digital lifestyle, or the $2000 laptop that just gave you third degree burns on your penis. It's all about the bottom line. $500 802.11b cards, anyone? (this is the price of an original airport card through Apple's Global Service Exchange)

  147. Holy "Missed the Point" Batman by 2names · · Score: 2
    The GP wasn't talking about "mixing" bits of songs together, he was talking about "combining" music collections from several iPods.

    I haven't found this to be difficult with iTunes, it just takes a little time getting all the files onto a single computer then dragging them to the iPod after you connect it. Make sure that you do not have auto-update turned on and there should be no problem.

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  148. Providing Support Costs a Lot of Money by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Most companies get around this by providing very shoddy support after you've bought their product. They have your money and don't care about your experience as their customer anymore. Apple tries to engineer their products so that you simply don't have to call support. Once you have to call support you're going to get a mixed bag and some people here have had bad experiences with Apple's support, but it seems about as many people have had good ones. It sounds to me as if Apple's support is better than average -- you're getting at least a few people who don't think they suck.

    I think they're in a pretty good position to take more of the marketplace. I think the biggest thing preventing that acceptance today is the relative lack of games for the Apple (It's a freaking treasure trove compared to what I'm used to on Linux) and the inability to run a few other Windows apps. Seems like a lot of users want to run that copy of Photoshop they pirated in 1995...

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  149. So many fools by Fluk3 · · Score: 0

    Anyone who thinks there is something you can't do with the ipod simply doesn't know all the facts. Using the tools apple provides (and there are more there than the average person realizes) and/or using hundreds freeware options, you can do anything you can imagine with it. Go ahead, wallow in ignorance and complain about what you do not understand while I laugh at your sad attempts to "dis" it.

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  150. IPOD ICON by maccalvin5 · · Score: 1

    SLASHDOT editors - apple's released at least one update to the ipod since its debut, don't you think the icon ought to reflect this?

  151. Apple Service Is Great Like A Kick In The Teeth by buzzcutbuddha · · Score: 1

    I've had a ton of problems with my iPod headphones but I thought "What luck, I'll just drive down to the King of Prussia Apple Store and get some help!" Riiiiiggggghhhht.

    The first time they said that they wouldn't help me at all with the stock headphones, so I bought a new pair of earbuds. They lasted a month. Back to the Apple Store. I have to deal with the "Genius Bar" (TM) but it takes me a few minutes to figure out how to get my name on the list to be helped, wait for-goddamn-ever only to have the guy take one look at them and say "You obviously stepped on them, we're not helping you." and turned to the next person to be helped. When I complained to the manager she found someone to help me, but I had to wait two weeks for them to get the same model in.

    They called in two weeks and my wife went down. No record of me in the system, no they don't have my new earbuds. My wife showed them the slip they gave me, the email printed out that they sent me. "Sorry man, but we don't know where they are." So I went down the next weekend. Hey look, they changed the way you get your name on the Genius Bar (TM) list AGAIN! Oh look, it doesn't work! Wow. What a lot of geniuses. Put my name on the sheet of paper and wait

    and wait

    and wait

    after 90 minutes of alternately waiting and insisting I'm not leaving until I have my new headphones they miraculously appear and I can leave.

    If (when) these break, I'm going to wipe my butt with them and mail them express to Steve Jobs and buy a pair at Best Buy.

    1. Re:Apple Service Is Great Like A Kick In The Teeth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have a couple of anecdotes about how a local shop is populated by morons." Brilliant! You've just countered every mass customer survey ever conducted.

    2. Re:Apple Service Is Great Like A Kick In The Teeth by buzzcutbuddha · · Score: 1

      "I have a pithy sarcastic anonymous comment dismissing what you said. I'm brillient..." No, you're really not.

  152. What incredible nonsense! by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1

    Yet again, people are in denial. It must be the customer service, it must be because their products get you laid, it must be because Apple is fashionable, it must be because they pump pheromones into the stores. People will make up countless absurd stories to explain why people buy Apple products because they can't face the simple truth that Apple succeeds because they make good products that people want at a price that people will pay.

    Reminds me of another similar situation - the endless sociological fictions that people will fabricate in order to explain why more people don't adopt Linux.

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  153. The article say CUSTOMER SERVICE, not consumer by TMarvelous · · Score: 1

    I had a few mod points today and was reading posts with more scrutiny that usual and I feel like almost every post should be flagged "off-topic."

    The article says apple is liked because of it's customer service and overall experience. Whatever your opinion of how corporate Apple is and whose interests they are protecting with DRM and who benefits from their chosen pricing structure in iTunes, it has nothing to do with customer service. Neither does switching to Intel.

    I haven't seen any posts saying they don't like Apple because... or any specific references to bad customer service experiences, which is the point of the article. Regardless of your opinions of their products and practices one would have a hard time arguing that they have bad customer service.

    I'm on my 3rd ipod in 18 months. Within 12 hours of submitting my problem online I had a box at my door that I could put my ipod in and ship back to them. I didn't even have to address it, just peel off the address label to me and behind it was Apple's address. I dropped it off at the shipper and 6 days later a new one was in my hands. Only reason I shipped it was to preserve my engraving on the back.

    Second time I gave up on engraving and my ipod was replaced on the spot - 10 minutes in and out at the Apple store. And as an example of how well they do customer service, the NYC Apple store used to be impossible to get appointments at - in response to the demand the genius bar is now open 6AM until Midnight. How many other companies would go out of their way to make that change. It's small and easy, but it's effect on customers is huge.

    I couldn't agree with the article more - they do customer service right.

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  154. my customer service experience by yEvb0 · · Score: 1

    We have both Apple and Dell systems where I work, so I've spent some time on the phone with both for things like sales, repairs, etc. In terms of politeness, they're about equal. However, in terms of efficiency, Apple lags behind in my experience. Their process is a bit convoluted; I realize it is probably due to some plan for compartmentalizing each process to make the whole thing run smoothly, but I always have to talk to at least 3 different people, and often reexplain my purpose for calling. example - making a purchase: I press the button for Higher Education. an operator then verifies that I am Higher Education and transfers me (?). The next operator verifies my school and transfers me to my account salesperson. The sales person makes small talk, brings up my proposal and verifies it, then transfers me to Sales Support, who takes my payment information and transfers me back to sales (apparently typing in a credit card number is below Sales - they also do this every time, despite the fact that we make purchases all the time). Sales then verifies my shipping information, and I'm off. It takes a long time, not including time spent on hold. Once, I called with a support issue, and was given a case number by one operator and transferred to another department. The next person I talked to couldn't find my case, and when I reexplained my issue, he said "Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about; I can't fix that -click-"

    Before everyone jumps on me - No, I don't prefer to make purchases over the phone; my institution is partially responsible for this process.

    Dell, on the other hand, though they seem to outsource at least some of their phone support (I'm not for or against this, but it seems to piss off a lot of people), is much more efficient. I talk to one person who resolves my issue, and the *same person* even calls me back to follow up or answer my question if they couldn't when I called.

    I realize this refers to only one form of customer service, and perhaps my experience as a business/educational customer is different from a home user's; it's just my $0.02. Efficiency is more important for me than the feeling that I'm "cared for." That said, I hate assholes who work in customer service; I always wonder whether they were always that way (bad career choice), or whether years of talking to asshole customers drove them to it (from my experience it could be the latter).

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  155. Why People love Apple by jb3177 · · Score: 1

    The reason people love Apple is spelled Q U A L I T Y !

  156. Play the odds. by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Always. Repeat after me - ALWAYS - get the extended warranty on an iBook / PB/ MBP. You can buy it on the 364th day of the original warranty. It's a bargain compared to any tier of notebook service from Apple.

    We've had a mess of SEs, LCs, PM 6xxx/7xxx, Cubes, iBooks, eMacs, iMacs from Bondi thru G5. Rare repair needs (one machine in a dozen batch?), and never more than once thru the loop to get anything done.

    Ditto my personal equipment - with the sole exception of my PowerBook Duo - whch had a string of lousy keyboards. Apple replaced them, they were just lousy design and kept failing. On the other hand I've never gotten rid of my PB1400 - you can practically pound nails with it and it does everything it ever did plus new life thru processor upgrades and wifi.

    I also like them because in one university lab I ran, we had 16 "fruit" iMacs and 4 mainstream Gateways. It took me and my techs as much time to babysit the 4 Gateways as it did to keep the 16 macs in line. That's reason enough.

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  157. Better than Apple by rspress · · Score: 1

    Being a Mac users since day one....and a PC users since day one as well, I know how good Apple is at customer service. However this is one company that has them beat hands down. Western Digital. Several years ago I had a WD 100gig hard drive go bad. I returned it to WD and they sent me a brand new 120gig drive to replace it. When I had problems with it, I thought, they sent another 120gig drive and told me to keep both for a month and send back the one I did not want. Turns out it was a flakey second hard drive that only had problems intermittently and affected both drives and I returned the second 120gig drive within a few days. The people at WD were polite, fast and knew their stuff. I only purchase Western Digital hard drives.

    Apple has always been good in most respects but with the move to the iPod I think they have slipped on providing updates for iPods that are over one year old.

  158. Apple new products for 30th by thtolleson · · Score: 1

    Any rumors regarding this?

  159. Customer service? by xmorg · · Score: 1

    I dont know if this is true or not, and no i didnt read the article. But one thing I do know. When I worked at (insert dying compter company) Customer "support", i swore I would never buy one. We were basicly the US "outsourced" support after they laid off all their real techs... the new company cared nothing for their customers. Getting chewed out by a manger because i spent longer than 15 minutes with a customer?!?!? Because I didnt want to leave a customer hanging with their computer completly trashed by malware? OMG, xmorg you are killing our stats!!!

    And they wonder why the PC computer's industry is slumping. First sell an OS that breaks very quickly under amature use, and then provide lame support.

  160. It's all true by unk1911 · · Score: 1

    I was blown away by Apple's customer service as well. When I first got my iPod Nano, the white headphones that came with it broke after a week. I filed a form on Apple's website. Within 1 hour (this was at 2 am at night) I got a reply from a technician, and a new pair was overnighted to me the next day! I have never seen customer service that paralleled this, except in corporate. Very impressive.

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  161. cool syllogism by epine · · Score: 1

    Let's suppose some very wealthy snot picker decides to buy more iPods than the total number Apple has already sold and fill all of these with material of his own copyright which he puts into the public domain. Now the majority of music stored on iPods is user owned. Does the iPod collective sense their collective toppling into the legal side of majorism, and suddenly for everyone all file sharing becomes legal?

    I find these majoristic arguments legally amusing for failing to isolate cause and effect. The iPod I bought behaves in certain ways solely because of presumptions about what other iPod purchasers are doing, at some select point in time.

    Well, you could argue that because some RIAA controlled music exists, it becomes possible that a majority of iPod users have loaded mostly RIAA controlled tracks, and therefor sharing features should be disabled on the prospect that its use might be more illegal than legal, counting instance against instance.

    But isn't that argument strange too? The main reason this argument holds sway is because RIAA is a functional monopoly. RIAA remains a functional monopoly in part because devices such as the iPod make it inconvenient, even in the legal case, to work around the RIAA monopoly.

    Let's try another syllogism. Music is cool. RIAA has established themselves as the music monopoly. Apple is cool. Cool is a RIAA monopoly. Therefore Apple implements DRM.

    It's no worse than your circular majorism, and about the level of the average person who drools over these devices. Let's face it. Cool has another property: it shuts off the brain. If you're cool, you're getting action, and if you're getting action, the brain is vestigial, and then what does it matter that RIAA is getting their cut? So is Pfizer, Carter-Wallace, Ortho McNeil, and most of the time, sooner or later, Proctor and Gamble.

    1. Re:cool syllogism by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Let's suppose some very wealthy snot picker decides to buy more iPods than the total number Apple has already sold and fill all of these with material of his own copyright which he puts into the public domain. Now the majority of music stored on iPods is user owned. Does the iPod collective sense their collective toppling into the legal side of majorism, and suddenly for everyone all file sharing becomes legal?

      I find these majoristic arguments legally amusing for failing to isolate cause and effect. The iPod I bought behaves in certain ways solely because of presumptions about what other iPod purchasers are doing, at some select point in time.

      Let's suppose some uber-rich person buys all of the copywritten music in the world and republishes it under free license.

      Now, let's completely ignore insane hypotheticals and return to talking about the issue at hand. Law is written to attempt to apply to the majority of cases. If the majority of cases change, then laws get re-written.

    2. Re:cool syllogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let's suppose some very wealthy snot picker decides to buy more iPods than the total number Apple has already sold and fill all of these with material of his own copyright which he puts into the public domain. Now the majority of music stored on iPods is user owned. Does the iPod collective sense their collective toppling into the legal side of majorism, and suddenly for everyone all file sharing becomes legal?

      As long as the wealthy snot picker isn't secretive about buying 3 billion iPods (or whatever the "already sold" number is), I'm sure Apple would notice... ...and once noticed would probably do whatever Apple thought would sell more iPods to the snot picker and people much like him/her (if any exist). If they didn't the stock holders would sue 'em anyway.

      That won't change the _law_ mind you, just the product.

  162. Hipsters by manowarthegreat · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I hate Apple because of the hipsters.

  163. You know why? I'll tell you why by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    There is a proverb: Grass looks greener on the other side of the fence.

    The reason why 'everyone' loves Apple, is because they can talk about it, as if it is some sort of a mystical creature, that is good and powerful, but in reality they are not forced to use Apple.

  164. Apple's support is terrible! by hexix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I love Apple products. I'm really in to this simple and sleek style, and OS X rocks my world. However, I couldn't believe it when I was reading this blurb about how great Apple's support is. What a joke.

    I recently purchased an intel mac mini. I bought it with the intention of using it as a media center (podcasts/vidcasts/music). The day I received it I began setting it up when I noticed the fan spin up to a very loud volume. Immediately I opened up activity monitor to figure out what was putting so much load on my system. There was nothing. The CPU usage was fluctuating between 0-3%.

    I shrugged my shoulders and ignored it. A little bit later it did it again. Turns out, it does it every 5 minutes. The system will be dead silent for 5 minutes and then the fan will begin to spin, slowly at first but increasing in speed until it is very loud noise that I can hear on the other end of my house.

    Thinking this couldn't possibly be correct, I phoned up apple support. What a joke. I had to reset my PMU about 10 times because that is apple's phone support's solution for everything. I even spent about 8 minutes with one guy as he had me try over and over again to boot into Open Firmware with a certain key sequence. He was absolutely positive that I must be pressing the wrong keys until I brought up the fact that the intel macs use EFI, not open firmware.

    So their phone support sucks, but that's not the real problem. I think the majority of computer literate users don't expect the phone support to actually solve the problem for them. The problem is the only solutions they would offer me is to bring it to a local technician, drive 60 miles to the closest apple store, or BUY APPLECARE so that they could send a technician to my home.

    I obviously chose to bring it to a local technician. Turns out the local technician doesn't know jack about apple computers. Somehow they're certified, but they don't know squat. I realized this the instant I brought my mac mini to the place and they oooh'ed and awww'ed over how small a mac mini was. They had never seen a mac mini! They went on to ask me questions about it and I brought up Front Row. They look puzzled and I asked them if they knew what Front Row was, to which they replied no. I realized there was no way in hell these people were going to be able to fix a mac, they didn't even have basic user knowledge of them.

    I called them two days later to see what the status was, but the technician wasn't there so they didn't know. They told me they'd have him call me the next day to let me know. Of course he didn't, so I called him. The guy basically didn't have any status to give me, he wasn't even sure if the problem was there because "he had a lot of other computers there," and he couldn't hear if the fan was on or not in my mac mini. He told me he could run some diagnostic software on it, but that he has been trying to download it from apple and their connection keeps screwing up. I told him in the nicest voice I could fake that I'd just come and pick it up since he can't figure out if there was even a problem.

    After I picked up my machine, I phoned apple to let them know what terrible technicians they had sent me to, and to ask if I can just send it to someone who would actually be able to fix the problem. Turns out, I can't. There is apparently no way for apple's phone support to allow me to send a mac mini in to be fixed. Even if I had purchased the applecare, they would still only send a technician to my house (I'm betting it'd be from that same crappy local technician shop). The only other solution for me is to drive for an hour, drop off my mac mini at an apple store, drive home, and then repeat when my machine is ready to be picked up.

    Like I said, what a joke. This is terrible support and I'm amazed that there can be an entire slashdot story devoted to their support being great. Has april fools started early? I just bought a brand new broken computer from Apple and they won't let me send it back to be fixed. Yeah, great support.

    I'm no fan of Dell, but I gotta admit that when my girlfriend had problems with her Dell laptop they didn't waste any time in sending her a box that she could ship her computer in.

  165. Customer Service? A Tale of Woe. by RealSalmon · · Score: 1

    Get out your hankies, gentlemen . . . believe it or not, what follows is a *brief and kind* detail of what I've been through.

    My experience after purchasing a new Intel iMac resulted in a systemic failure of customer service at Apple. I find it hard to believe that the the problems I experienced at every step were unique.

    2 weeks after getting the machine, it would spontaneously shut down when inserting any media into the SuperDrive. I would have to unplug it, wait, and plug it back in just to the machine to boot back up. If the media was still in the drive though, it wouldn't get very far. TechSupport had me reset the NVRAM and SMC . . . which didn't help. So then they had me take it into the shop.

    The shop had it for 5 days, and 5 minutes after I got it home I realized the problem had not been fixed. So I called Apple back, and they wanted me to take it back to the shop. My reply was to the effect of (but much more polite and civil), "No, you can fiddle all you want with it, but you're going to have to send me a new computer."

    So I argued with the person on the other end, and they asked me to wait a week while he consulted with Apple engineers to see if they'd had similar reports. A week later, I call him back and he says that they have had reports of similar problems and that the issue has been isolated to faulty a mainboard. His remedy, of course, was to take it back to the shop for a repair. I was dubious about the analysis because of some shuffling back and forth he was doing during the conversation.

    Eventually we compromised on Apple sending a guy out to my location to fix the it. He said the guy would show up with every conceivable part that could be replaced, and that he'd work on it until it was fixed. So the guy shows up . . . but only with a mainboard and a SuperDrive (which had already been replaced). After about 2 hours of working on it, the computer would no longer even power up. Nice.

    The technician called Apple, and they told him to forget about it and have me call them. So I did . . . and their solution was to send somebody out again in 48 hours (since it was Friday, this was actually going to be 48 hours from the following Monday). So this time I was firm. I'd accept two things: My money back, or a new computer.

    After further arguing, they eventually agreed to ship me a new computer . . . but getting the data of the drive was my problem. So then I had to send it back to the shop in order to get the data off the drive. I had to pay for this myself. Eventually I got the foul thing shipped back to Apple. Just yesterday they called me to say they'd received the unit, and that my replacement was on it's way. We'll see.

    One of the most interesting things, if not infuriating, was that at every step in this process I was zealously solicited to purchase the AppleCare extended warranty package . . . OK, I'm not going to purchase ANYTHING from Apple, EVER, until I have a working computer. It was only 2 weeks old when all of this started happening. I hardly think I should need to purchase something additional to get what I paid for.

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  166. It's not all about customer service. by IvanD · · Score: 0

    Many have said this before: It's just a marketing strategy. The apple brand has become a style icon. You buy apple, like buying gucci, BMW, or whatever gives you some sort of status with respect to others. Its one of the most expensive MP3/etc/ players in the market. So you'll buy a Porsche, and the least you expect, is someone calling to ask you: "How does it feel? Do you like it?". And you'll feel better.

    There are tons of better and improved brands (let's say, Toyotas... that might last longer for smaller prices) but the style of the MAC is ruling because they put themselves as the "top of the line", which might not be the reality.

    But... I guess If you can spend the $300, just do it and be happy.

    - Note that telemarketers call everyday... it doesn't make everyone happy.

  167. Hence the HUGE Marketshare by ThankfulJosh · · Score: 1

    According to the link below, Apple's marketshare has been cut in half just during Job's tenure!

    http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/bus iness/columnists/mike_langberg/14191452.htm?source =rss&channel=siliconvalley_mike_langberg

    Only a few percentage of the population "loves" Apple, and those people generate unbelievable amounts of smug.

    1. Re:Hence the HUGE Marketshare by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Market Share is irrelevant, you have been assimilated!

    2. Re:Hence the HUGE Marketshare by arminw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ....According to the link below, Apple's marketshare has been cut in half......

      Why is there so much ado about market share? How much market share does BMW or Mercedes Benz have? How about Jaguar etc.? Apple is a huge company and is making more profits that the Dells of this world. I just had an iPod die after about ten months. I was told that they would send me a new one and I should return the dead one. I had a brand new one delivered to me in two days. I put the dead one in the supplied return envelope and had no costs whatsoever. That is pretty fast, considering that we live in a rural area. I have been using Apple products since the Mac-Plus in 1985 and this the first time I had a warranty claim or an Apple product die. We still have a color-classic Mac sitting in the corner, that runs 24/7 since 1995 as an answering/fax machine and X-10 programmer/controller. Apple is not perfect, but they get a lot right and therefore have loyal, repeat customers.

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    3. Re:Hence the HUGE Marketshare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      wheras you can just parrot a South Park episode, and love the smell of yourself.


      I guess it's cheaper.

    4. Re:Hence the HUGE Marketshare by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1
      According to the link below, Apple's marketshare has been cut in half just during Job's tenure! That means marketshare is now below 2.5%.

      http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/bus iness/columnists/mike_langberg/14191452.htm?source =rss&channel=siliconvalley_mike_langberg [siliconvalley.com]

      July 1st, 1997:
      Apple's adjusted share price was $3.30
      Microsoft: $13.64

      March 30th, 2006:
      Apple's adjusted share price is $62.75
      Microsoft's is $27.23

      Apple's share price has increased 1,801.5%
      Microsoft's increased 99.6%

      Only a very, very small percentage of the population "loves" Apple, and those people generate unbelievable amounts of smug.
      What percentage of the population "loves" Microsoft or Dell?

      Feeling smug?

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  168. Still overpriced and a nightmare to trouble-shoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You sure may look cool, but at a pretty high cost. Also, if it doesn't work, you're screwerd.

    Here in Brazil, Apple computers are still way overpriced. Apple Brazil, for whatever reason, likes their prices artificially high. It's actually cheaper buy any Apple product from some random store in the US or elsewhere which sells on the internet, pay the shipping costs, all those damn high taxes, and it's still a lot cheaper than buy from any store that deals with Apple Brasil. Hell, I think you could even resell imported stuff for less than Apple Brasil and make some profit, even though you're paying full retail price plus taxes.

    Don't get me wrong, I love my iPod and it's pretty features (smart playlists, nice interface, etc). But once I had this crazy idea to try buying an Apple computer. It worked pretty damn well, that's for sure, and one day, I decided to play with a Linux LiveCD on it... As an Apple newbie, I didn't knew I had to hold Option-C to boot from the CD. Ok, no problem, I would just log on OS X, open Firefox and search Google. Then for whatever reason, just before the login screen OS X kept reading the CD and stopped respongind. I couldn't reboot the thing, it was completly locked, so I had to pull the plug off the wall. Turned it on and OS X wouldn't boot anymore, the instalation CD wouldn't boot either, even though the Linux LiveCD booted just fine. Then I learned about the "wonders" of OpenFirmware. I had to reboot & Command-Option-P-R a few times, then Command-Option-N-V, then Command-Option-O-F and type a few weird commands (the thing didn't even had a help menu, luckily, I had a working PC ready), just to be able to boot the OS X install CD & reinstall the whole thing.

    After all that, I don't believe that "it's more user-friendly than any PC" crap. How can anyone think OpenFirmware is actually better than a BIOS? Maybe I'm just used to PCs, but whenever I screwed things really badly, I could enter the BIOS, load the default settings, and boot from a CD, then try to recover or reinstall with just a reboot or two, not ~5 reboots, disconnecting the power cable, etc. I imagine how much "fun" it would be if it was a laptop.

    Speaking of which, those MacBooks sure seem nice. They're even cheaper than a Sony Vaio with Core Duo around here (ASUS has the better price here), but that's if you save yourself the trouble of trying to get it from Apple Brasil, wich must be charging something like the price of a brand new popular car (like they did when the PowerBook G4 was released). Anyway, they're still overpriced. Why can't Apple sell a cheaper laptop? I don't need a gaming laptop, I already own a gaming PC, I just want something portable (not those big&heavy HP Pavilions) and that comes with a battery that lasts more than just 90 minutes.

  169. Hence the HUGE Marketshare by ThankfulJosh · · Score: 1

    According to the link below, Apple's marketshare has been cut in half just during Job's tenure! That means marketshare is now below 2.5%.

    http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/bus iness/columnists/mike_langberg/14191452.htm?source =rss&channel=siliconvalley_mike_langberg

    Only a very, very small percentage of the population "loves" Apple, and those people generate unbelievable amounts of smug.

  170. YES in the US, definitely NO in Mexico. by rfernand79 · · Score: 1

    The argument does not hold outside of the US. Why do we, Apple users in Mexico, love Apple? We pay 50% more for their products than US customers. We get deplorable customer service. We don't have an iTunes Music Store, yet we buy iPods.
    Apple SUCKS in México, their products don't. So maybe Apple users don't necessarily think of Customer Service as the main reason to have a mac. Maybe it's the RDF. Maybe we have macs because they just work.

  171. If I didn't love my kids I'd run over both ipods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is going to be terse because I'm at work and Pointy Hair is coming:

    I bought my kids a pair of ipods for christmas last year. If I didn't love my kids I'd place both of the players in the driveway and run over them repeatedly. Copy the serial number? I can't read the serial number (with a magnifying glass). Irreplaceable batteries are good for about a year. Earbuds (irreplaceable) seem to be good for half a year. Doesn't work with Windows 98 (kid's machine), Itunes doesn't work with mine (linux), can't get both to work separately on wife's (XP). Bought the kids new computers and had to jump through rediculous hoops to move their ipods over to the new computers. Everytime my kids have a problem Apple wants to upgrade the software. And maybe the software is intuitive to a Mac user but it's MacAsswards counterintuitive to me.

    I'm linux since '91, OS/2 1.2-3.1, windows since the beginning (NT,98,XP ad nauseum), unix since Multics, a PDA user since the IIIx, have written thousands of programs on a dozen different platforms, and install systems from the z/OS dinosaur down to the PDA and if I ever buy another piece of @#$% from Apple you can shoot me!

    I don't know why everybody loves the ipod. Must be because the competition sucks or something.

  172. God I wish I had mod points right now by sxltrex · · Score: 1

    I couldn't agree with your post more! I made the rather unfortunate decision to read the grandparent's bitch page. I had to laugh when I read that one of the reasons he gave up on Apple was that it cost him $292 to repair a 10 year old computer. With every point he made my jaw dropped a little more. Somebody ought to take this guy to an Apple store and show him OS X and iLife on a 20" iMac, then tell him he can get it for $1,700.

  173. Use Rockbox Instead by nemui-chan · · Score: 1

    The very first thing I did when I got my ipod was installed rockbox http://www.rockbox.org/ and got rid of the dependency on iTunes. I can now plug my ipod in, copy my music to it the same way I'd copy something to a normal hard drive, unplug it, and play. Its still got some issues, but the dependency on iTunes is gone, and the people working on it do a great job.

    1. Re:Use Rockbox Instead by klang · · Score: 1

      Though not rocket science, RockBox is not for 99.9% of the iPod owners out there.

      An explanation about what you get, what the advantage is and a crystal clear install guide and I will consider trying RockBox on my iPod .. I am a programmer by education and profession and I still can't be bothered to read the RockBox documentation in order to determine the risk of installing it..

  174. Crack by hkb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Disclaimer: I'm currently a Mac fanboy and am fortunate enough to use them at home and at work.

    But, this guy is on crack. Apple's customer service has always been pretty crummy in my experience and historically. The things I like about Apple are:

    - They release great and innovative products
    - They aren't afraid to shake things up
    - They release products that fulfill a need or want before I knew I needed or wanted it.
    - UNIX
    - Sex appeal

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  175. C. C. Colton 1820 by epine · · Score: 1

    Right after posting that screed, I looked on my desk at the book open there and read this quotation:

    'Defendit numerus', [there is safety in numbers] is the maxim of the foolish;
    'Deperdit numerus', [there is ruin in numbers] of the wise.

    I'm not sure if he's referring to bones, boners, or boneheads. Bonus marks for anyone who can identify the book I'm reading. You have a long time to answer, it's printed on paper with a life expectancy of several hundred years.

  176. so? by deltatype0 · · Score: 1

    The last time I heard "We're committed to Customer Service" was when I worked for a small Mom-N-Pop type grocery chain here in Connecticut. The end result was me quitting after 6 years because they treat their employees like crap because they cannot manage their inventory (partially due to their employees) and are taking considerable losses, thus each one of us there were miserable. I went over to Red Robin (a burger resturant) and there I found a place that at least treated their employees like humans as well as manage their business in order to make a profit.

    Point is, Apple fans say things like this but in reality Apple is no better and no worse than any other computer company out there. Dell used to go that whole customer relationship way until they got too big for their pants and didn't care. Their tech support suffered for it. People like Apple because it's classy and innovative, something many companies lack. Their hardware and software isn't that much more revolutionary than anyone elses, my friend's high priced Mac can do just about the same as my custom built $500 PC. The iPod is really just the music device everyone wanted to make but Apple got it out first, if Microsoft or Dell put out a music player before Apple, everyone would be writing that Apple was cloning it.

    But if anything this article has proved that I should switch to posting useless semi-relevent articles on Apple instead of the other mostly relevent stories I've submitted and had rejected.

  177. Re: "good companies" by Zeveck · · Score: 1

    Well, I was not thinking of a list of companies per se. But the statement stands regardless since any particular company is surely soiled by insidious anti-consumer dealings.

    I am not sure what my view of Apple is. I view them as relatively good, in the same sense that I view Google and perhaps even Starbucks as relatively good. "Are they good?" is an entirely different question which necessarily entails asking "Good for who?"

  178. It's obvious by hey! · · Score: 1

    to anyone who's read Asimov's Foundation series.

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  179. I respectfully disagree. by numbski · · Score: 1

    I think Apple has the right approach, just evil execution.

    The database approach allows for file synchronization without execessive re-writes, plus it allows the iPod software itself to have nice searching and sorting capabilities.

    I remember back in 1999, I had about 2GB of MP3's and I thought then it was a nightmare to manage them all. At the time, I was intentionally stripping ID3 tag information from songs because most of them were wrong anyway and just using filenames. I got burned by this later on of course, but at the time no one had come up with a better solution.

    iTunes and the iPod do it right. I've been sitting here waiting for the iTunes and iPod database structures to be cracked and brought to light so that other applications could handle synchronization both ways without breaking the iPod's "one computer trust". I see a few here or there, but none do a better job.

    Getting a different mp3 player doesn't fix this problem, rather it makes it worse. :\

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    1. Re:I respectfully disagree. by nolife · · Score: 1

      I have 40GB of music, it is all organized in a directory structure. Does not matter what computer, portable, frontend, or listening device or application I use. I have the same directory structure. It's not like I suddenly came upon 40GB of files and had to go through them all. As I ripped, I placed them in specific directories. I have NO problem finding what I need. It just works. I got burned in the past using cataloging.

      I do the same exact thing with all of my digital pictures and use IMAP/LDAP for my email folders and addess books and these of the exact same benefits.

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  180. Huh? I've never had to use their customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I own an IPOD.

    For the same price you can buy a low end BMW or a pimped out Taurus. The fit and finish of the BMW just feels better. There's just more substance. The doors don't feel tinny and have to be slammed. Same thing with an ipod.

  181. Very likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I think that stems from people saying "could've" instead of "could have".

    That is certainly a plausible explanation. What I'm wondering is if we're talking about speech and not writing, how easy is it to tell the difference between the two?

    1. Re:Very likely by samdu · · Score: 1

      Context. "I could've (could have) gone to the store, but I could, of course, also have gone to the bar." Could've is never a contraction for "could of." There IS no contraction for "could of."

  182. Utter crap. by TomRitchford · · Score: 1

    If that's "good customer service" I'll eat my hat.

    I have a brand-new G5 Mac. Every time I try to import photos, iPhoto crashes... it used to be intermittent but now it's every time. And can I get service? No.

    Useless. The bloom is off the rose for me.

    1. Re:Utter crap. by Proteus · · Score: 1

      The bloom is off the rose for me.

      Hey, we all get thorny sometimes.

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  183. not so sure by pruss · · Score: 1

    I've had one great Apple experience. Bought a five-year-old Powerbook 190 on ebay. Apple at that time still had their free service for a power-cord problem. They sent me a pre-paid mailer for the 190, I sent it back, and in a three days or so had a 190 with a brand new motherboard.

    I was less happy than I expected with my work 17" PowerBook G4, though. I bought a Dell Inspiron 6000 for home use for about half the price, and I must confess that, apart from the weight issue, I like the Dell a lot more. The PB screen resolution is poor. Text is a bit blurry no matter which antialiasing mode I choose. (My Palm has clearer fonts using my shareware FontSmoother hack.) The DVD playback is jumpy if deinterlacing is needed, and the deinterlacing is of poor quality (come on, Apple! this is a 1.5GHz G4; I have perfectly smooth software-decoded DVD playback on my 1.4GHz Celeron desktop with a PC100 bus and an old 8mb video card). And there is no alternative DVD player software available, unlike on the PC where I can choose from half a dozen different players. (Yes, I know about VideoLAN, but it probably violates the DMCA, so it's not an option.)

    Moreover, last I checked, Apple did not provide a no-fault warranty like Dell's CompleteCare (one drops laptops).

    That said, I did have an awful customer support experience with Dell once, and that got me to switch to the Apple. But for my next work laptop, I'm going back.

    Maybe I just don't know enough of OS X. Little things annoy me, like the fact that on the PC I can get just any menu entry with two keystrokes (alt-x y) while on the Apple I keep on having to pull up menus. (I know I can assign shortcuts, but then I have to remember the shortcuts, and it's a bother setting them up for all the commands I use.) I don't like Expose though I use it all the time--I prefer a taskbar which lists the filenames that different windows are working on.

    On Windows, I can quickly pull up an explorer folder for any directory by pressing Windows-E, Alt-D, typing the directory, pressing Enter. I can then copy the pathname from the address line, and later come back to the directory by pasting it back. On the Mac I haven't found a way of doing these kinds of things that doesn't involve lots of clicking. When I try to save a file in an app like Word on the Mac, I haven't found a way to enter a pathname directly. I've just discovered that when I press / in the Word file dialog, I get a prompt for a directory, but that's not the same thing as just being able to quickly specify the full pathname. (Of course Windows' lack of tilde expansion in pathnames is a nuisance here.)

    Apps seem to me to be even more poorly integrated with the CLI than on Windows: it seems like more Windows programs (e.g., text editors) accept command-line arguments that let you load in files, etc., than Mac programs, and it's hard for me to even figure out how to launch from the CLI things that are sitting in the bundle directories. I've just tried to launch Microsoft Word by going to its directory and typing "./Microsoft Word" and I'm told it can't execute the binary file. It's all slow point-and-click, select file from list, etc. Now, I'm sure some of this can be done if only one knows how. But there is something unintuitive about it. I've tried all the obvious things (or at least obvious to someone who has used DOS, Unix and Windows). I must confess that I haven't even found a way yet to get XCode to come up with a given file to be loaded being specified on the command-line.

    I've had the Apple for about a year. My overall usability experience is still worse than for Windows. It may just be a matter of the heritage. OS X's UI descends from the mouse-based interfaces of MacOS which were NOT optimized for keyboard usage, while Windows has had to support migration from DOS users who were used to the comfort of being to get everything done with a bunch of keystrokes. I hated the idea of GUIs at first (whether Mac or Windows or X). I've since recognized that some

  184. What aren't you telling us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're either full of shit or you're not telling us something.

    The G4's harddrive died, which I was able to RMA with toshiba.

    Could this be part of the problem? You should be taking care of the HD replacement with Apple, not Toshiba. I wouldn't be surprised that you did significant damage to the iBook taking it apart if you actually did it yourself.

    However, shortly after that it started exhibiting the same symptoms that the G3 had, however this time it died out of warrenty and thus Apple wanted around $600-700 to fix it.

    Apple's flat rate for iBook repairs runs about $300 for out-of-warranty issues, even if there wasn't a repair extension program to cover these particular failures at no cost to customers. The higher cost tells me you caused some damage to the computer, and they are forced to charge you for the repair. That's standard procedure when there is evidence of abuse to the computer.

  185. Undeserved love by Alomex · · Score: 1

    People love Apple because it is cool, but in practice Apple has done little for its users.

    It all started when Apple came out with the deadend Lisa, followed by the incompatible Mac which left Apple ][ users out to hang, followed by many years of overpriced macs with small monochromatic monitors. Then from the early 90s til the introduction of OSX mac users were subjected to a remarkably flaky OS that made windows 95 look like a monolith of stability. Users were so totally fed-up that they engaged in extremely costly migrations to windows with Apple's market share falling from over 25% down to below 2%. When Mac clones were finally allowed there was such a a massive rush for the exits that Steve Jobs had to cancel the clone licensing program. Recently, under Jobs' aegis, Mac users were left with underpowered laptops even though it has been clear for well over a decade ago that the Intel line would, in practice, be superior thanks to their unlimited R&D budget. What has Apple track record been in responding to user requests such as two button mice? Love it or leave it!

  186. The reality of humanity by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    But can we PLEASE get it into our heads ONCE AND FOR ALL that the purpose of any big corporation is JUST to make money for its shareholders - END OF STORY!!! Whether or not you, the consumer, thinks they make good or bad products is pretty much irrelevant to them once they have your money. And if they give you a good customer service and/or a good feeling every time you deal with them, it is not because they're feeling nice, warm or friendly about you but because it is profitable to do so.

    The problem with this statement is that it ignores all of human history.

    Sure corperations are put together to make money. But the people running them AND the people working for them are all human.

    Name one human who is truly a purely calculating financial robot. They simply do not exist. If your statement were true then all choices made by most companies would be all about "how does this maximize income". Yet companies are making irrational discions all the time.

    Furthermore in the real world there is not ONE choice that so obviously leads to "more money". You have to balance things that lead to short term income but yield little in the long term. The real world is filled with choices firmly in the grey that leave much room for, and often even demand, emotional interpretation of direction. So even if the sole purpose is to make money the means by which that is accomplished can have many other goals attached to them.

    What makes Apple successul I think is that more often, the irrational moves they make generally end up making consumers happier rather than not. They make some bad calls just like anyone but they are good also at realizing this is the case and changing things when they need to.

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  187. Re:Best customer service, or basic consumer rights by fritzk3 · · Score: 1

    Priceless... I make a crack about Apple fanboy-ism, and immediately get modded down. Just as I thought!

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  188. Re:I love lamp by 0110011001110101 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
    I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw an apple?
    Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with an apple!
    Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself an abandoned building or ailing company close by. Lay low for a while, possibly at the Microsoft headquarters.. because you're probably wanted for murder.

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  189. has some good points by cg0def · · Score: 1

    This a very good post in the sence that it gets the way the Apple business models works ( in a way ). However, the writer keeps on repeating that it is the great customer service that sets Apple appart and this is just wrong. Apple's customer service is not that great and if you buy a computer from say Gateway or any of the highend manufacturers like Voodoo and Falcon Northwestern you will get awsome customer support. You pretty much get what you pay for with customer service and it is an expensive thing. Anyway, the point that the writer gets is that Apple is not just selling a computer or an OS or a media player, apple is selling a service. Apple's whole business is based arround the idea that people by something because of whan they want to do with it. You woun't just buy a computer but you would buy one with an OS and software that does neat stuff. So if a company can sell you the whole package and provide support for the whole package then you would be a lot happier. There are people who like to build their own computers and Apple is deffinitelly not for them. But as far as everyone else goes Apple's business model is the winning one. It is pretty much the same thing with the iPod. It is not just an audio player but it's a way for you to listen to music. You can get both the player and the music from Apple and this is why it is such a success. This is exactly why for so long Apple has no competition. Yes Creative players are better is some aspects but they offer only hardware and this makes them very unatractive. Most people are not willing to rip CDs because it seems too complicated and also why should you buy as CD then rip it and then put it on your portable audio player when you can buy the already ripped version and it would cost you less thant the physical CD? Well most people wouldn't buy the CD. But all of the above hardly has anything to do with customer service. Every company offers customer service and there are quite a few that are a lot better than Apple only there are almost none that will offer support for the whole package and not just the hardware or just the software. It is not quality that sets Apple appart ( though it is at a pretty high level ) it is the kind of service offered.

  190. Apple - 18 hour parts delivery by steve426f · · Score: 1

    I had a flawed battery on my 1.67 powerbook. On Thursday evening, I requested a new battery thinking it would be in sometime the following week. Much to my surprise, the battery was delivered Friday. Furtheremore, the applecare rep spoke english and hold time was minimal. IMHO, Apple products are worth every penny.

  191. Re:Best customer service, or basic consumer rights by Jeremi · · Score: 2, Funny
    Priceless... I make a crack about Apple fanboy-ism, and immediately get modded down. Just as I thought!


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  192. Re:Why? It's simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right... but I think I want Steve Ballmer in a fight more than Steve Jobs. Steve jobs would show the peace sign, Ballmer would fuck shit up.

  193. I don't love Apple by jafac · · Score: 1

    It's just that I love having an alternative to what I hate. (ie. Microsoft).

    Is it wrong?

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  194. Online support/discussions are great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've used nothing but Macs at home since 1985. In all that time, I've never called customer service once. When I have encountered minor problems (three or four times), I've been able to find that someone else has the same problem and posted it on the boards at the Apple Support/Discussions area. In all cases, I've been able to remedy the problem by looking over the discussions and finding a solution that someone has posted. Needless to say, I'm a satisfied customer!

  195. From a GeekSquad Agent by ModernGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah, at BestBuy you will end up getting another machine, and we charge $59 for a data transfer from one machine to another. If you have a "Service Plan" on a computer, it will be sent off to a service center to be repaired, and will be back in about 2 weeks. If you have software problems, you can end up spending over $200 to get it cleaned off. How much does the genius bar charge? Of course, GeekSquad is there to capitalize on people's problems, and the GeniusBar is there to help people. I hate my job, I can't wait till I'm out of school.

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  196. Apple has Jumped the Shark by billpenn · · Score: 2, Informative
    Let me preface this: I have used Macs fro 20 year, I own stock in Apple, I am typing this on a tangerine iBook, I am one of those Apple fanboys that everyone is bandying on about.

    If you ask me, this article is a little late, as my recent experience has shown that Apple is no longer a top performer in customer service.

    My Exprience:

    I ordered a new MacBook Pro 2 GHz from Apple's online store. When it came, it emitted a mind splitting tone whenever the screen backlight was on. I talked to an Apple Care rep, they were nice, and agreed with me that it sounded like a problem with the backlight or the inverter board that feeds power to the backlight. I sent in my machine. This is fine everything cannot leave the factory perfect every time.

    Two weeks later I got my machine back. I turned it on, and the screen whine was still there and still audible from across the room. I checked the repair record, and they had replaced the mother board. No work had been done to the inverter board which is separate from the mother board, and nothing had been done to the screen back light.

    I called Apple Care and was escalated to a product specialist. The specialist was insulting, and implied that the noise was not happening. Additionally at no point did they acknowledge that this was a wide spread problem. The Apple Care specialist suggested that I take the machine to an Apple Certified Repair center or an Apple store.

    Having read of people's nightmares with the Apple store, I decided to use an independent Apple Certified Repair facility. The independent repair tech heard the noise too and winced. He said they would work on fixing it.

    The independent repair facility called the next day and said they could not fix the problem as Apple had not acknowledged the issue. They had to send the machine back to Apple itself, where it had not been properly repaired the first time.

    Now I wait for Apple to have try 2 at fixing my brand new unusable on arrival computer. I hope I do not need to send in my machine for a third time for this problem like at least one poster on Apple's support discussion forums.

    To console myself I wrote them a letter demanding either a new machine of higher specification, free warranty care for the time that I own the machine, or $500 as compensation for the fact that I am effectively receiving a refurbished machine instead of a new one.

    It would have all been fine if they had fixed the problem the first time, or if the problem was one that was not obvious from the moment the machine was turned on, or if they had simply acknowledged that this was an issue that several people were having and they were trying to figure out a fix.

    If you ask me, the shark has been jumped.

  197. Mod Parent up! by sweetnjguy29 · · Score: 1

    Score is unfair!

  198. Frequent repairs, but at least they're fast by foeclan · · Score: 1

    My PowerBook was in for repairs 4 times in the first year I had it. Two logic boards, a display, and a broken latch. This being my first Mac, I'm not inclined to get another.

    That said, I picked up a Toshiba M4 (tablet PC) to replace it, and the video card fried itself 2 weeks later. It was in for repairs for a week and a half, and the local service center was told the part was backordered and Toshiba wouldn't get back to them on when it might be in. I called Toshiba, and after 40 minutes on hold and being bounced around amongst various customer service departments, sometimes repeating my problem 3-4 times to a single representative who would then parrot my problem back to me, I had to browbeat someone until they agreed that this was unacceptable and gave me an RMA for the machine.

    Every time my PowerBook died, I had it back within 3-4 days. There's definitely something to be said for having good customer service and a good supply chain for your parts. If Toshiba hadn't been backordered and had better service, I might still have that Tecra.

  199. Customer "Service" -- Oh Really? by ROU+Nuisance+Value · · Score: 1

    In the livestock sense of "service", perhaps. If that isn't what you meant, then please tell that to:

    - All the iPod users with dead batteries, cracked cases, failed mainboards, etc., who've gone to Apple in hopes of getting any kind of real help at all. Make sure you don't do this face-to-face or you may not survive. Then Google "iPod Repair" and look at the thriving aftermarket in non-Apple-authorized businesses providing just that. Do you also need a whack on the head to wake up to the fact that the suction factor with Apple "service" is enough to pull a bowling ball through a cocktail straw?

    - All the Apple-purchase-contemplating Window/*nix users who've gone into an Apple store and had their perfectly reasonable queries publicly dissed by some 22-year-old twat with moussed purple hair and an earring. In the immortal words of Meier Kahane: "Never again."

    And if that seems trollish, please, by all means, experiment with what I've just described. YMMV, but mine (and that of everyone I know) has not.

    Frankly, fuck 'em.

  200. Nothing wrong with a self serve pollicy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No need to make a big deal about service if it's not neccessary.

    Take the zen micro for example; the battery is easily replaceable, and the hard drive is replaceable too, although it requires opening the player, so creative should take this one step further and officially make it replaceable with another hard drive or any size compactflash card. How does apple compare to this? They've completely cut off their equivalent product, so the service is a non issue anyway. That'll cost them, now that seagate has started making 12 gig 1 inch hard drives. The zen vision also has a replaceable battery, which must be very useful not only for maintennance purposses since video takes a lot more power than music, if only they had done this with the zen vision m.

    Or look at sandisk's e100 and m200 series. Battery replacement is a non issue because they run for a long time on a single AAA battery, and although the memory won't need replacing, it's upgradable in the e100's.

  201. Making money isn't bad by 200_success · · Score: 1

    Almost everybody goes to work because they need money. Even so, there are some who work just for the money, and others who take pride in doing a good job. Just as no all workers are the same, not all companies are the same. Apple has a track record recently of being an overachiever, and deserves its good reputation.

  202. For every complex question... by podperson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...there's a simple answer, and it's wrong.

    (H. L. Mencken, paraphrased.)

    I think there's more to it than great products or R&D to improve the customer experience, although those are certainly major factors. I think there's a bunch of mutually reinforcing components to the Apple Cult, all of which certainly benefit from product quality and customer service, but which separate Apple from other companies that produce great products (e.g. Gillette, Disney, BMW).

    One issue is sunken cost. If you pay a lot for something -- anything, unless it totally sucks, you tend to cleave to it. (I may love Gillette Razors, but when I run out of blades there's nothing stopping me from trying Schick.)

    Another is mutual exclusiveness (which ties into sunken cost). By choosing product A, getting familiar with product A, and buying things that are compatible with product A, you make switching to product B far more difficult. (If I drive a BMW there's no real financial reason not to switch to Acura for my next car. It's not like I was planning to move the leather seats and stereo from my BMW into my new Acura.)

    Another is self-image. Apple is very good at projecting itself as a cool, individualistic, creative company that produces products for cool, individualistic, creative people. Microsoft tries desperately to create this image for itself (look at ANY of its mainstream TV ads for the last ten years) and fails to achieve this. Plenty of computers appear in TV shows and movies as product placement, but Macs appear in TV shows (e.g. Seinfeld, Buffy, etc.) because the folks making the shows use them. (In both examples, Apple actually paid or provided new computers to the shows to put current models in.) Here's a rough guide: if the folks in a TV Show or an ad are using your product and the logo is taped over, it's not paid product placement. If you see a website screenshot in an ad, it's probably in Safari and showing Aqua widgets. If you see a computer in a furniture ad, it's usually a Mac. (Heck many websites are essentially ads for Aqua. Look, we're desperately trying to look as cool as Apple ... dialog boxes.)

    There's always self-presentation too. Since Apple products are expensive and stylish they're great conspicuous consumption -- especially when a MacBook Pro is cheaper than a couple of Louis Vuitton purses, looks better (in my opinion), lasts longer, and gets more use. (How many of us can afford the *clothes* -- or *shoes* -- in Sex in the City? I owned Carrie's laptop though.)

    Apple also manages -- and this is a neat trick -- to always be the underdog. (At least post IBM PC.) Even when it dominates a market (as with iPod and iTunes) it somehow manages to be the "in thing" and simultaneously the underdog. (Thank you French courts, thank you constant idiotic remarks from Microsoft, thank you Apple Records, thank you Wall Street doomsayers.)

    Apple has always had a lot of geek cred too. Sure, semi-technical folks (the kind of people who consider hacking an AUTOEXEC.BAT file or using RegEdit makes them an elite hacker) prefer PCs, but uber-geeks have almost always preferred Macs (at least to PCs, if not Suns or Lisp Machines). Part of this probably stems -- ironically -- from Macs being harder to develop for than PCs. (At least until RealBasic came out.)

  203. Doesn't look like astroturf to me by Stargoose · · Score: 1
    If I understand the definition of astroturfing correctly, I'd have to say I doubt this article is an example of it. That is, I don't think Apple comissioned the article. I don't say this because I consider Apple to be above such things, but because the article is so awful, and it seems that if Apple were going to try a dirty trick like that, they'd put more effort into finding someone who can write above an eighth-grade level (my admittedly subjective estimate of Gundeep Hora's work). Witness:
    • Numerous misused expressions and idioms: "In today's day and age," "could care less," "CE companies are in fault," etc.
    • Goofy logical leaps and non sequiturs. (Granted, many companies, Apple included, are play fast and loose with logic in their marketing schemes, but Apple at least uses ones that make sense and are somewhat convincing to the casual reader.)
    Okay, now I've worked myself into a frenzy over my loathing for CoolTechZone's crappy writing. My point is that Apple tends to have higher standards for their marketing (at least in terms of polish), and I have a hard time seeing them hiring such a low-grade "journalist" for the job.

    On the other hand, the submission of the article to Slashdot smells a little Astroturfy to me:

    realtorperson writes "Why, at least the Apple users, love Apple? According to a recent article ...

    Right. Okay, realtorperson, I'm sure you submitted this article based only on its journalistic merits and without any vested interest. To me, the worst part of all this is that the editors actually posted the submission.

    And, as always, I could be wrong about this.

    1. Re:Doesn't look like astroturf to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're not wrong. This is yet another thread where Mac users kiss each other's asses and Apple's as well. After all, that's what they really want when they come to Slashdot. They could give a shit about Open Source or other types of hardware, so what other reason is there for them to come here? You would think the countless Mac forums out there would be ample opportunity for them praise Steve and whatnot.

  204. OT: Walla v. Voila by Spaceman40 · · Score: 1

    That one always bothered me, I don't know why. I guess some of it is that people spelling it that way (present company excepted for the deliberate misspelling, of course) remind me of Engrish...

    Makes you wonder if people understand how dumb they look on paper. Guess not. (where is that story on people not knowing if they're incompetent?)

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  205. Re:Best customer service, or basic consumer rights by coolgeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ok Fritz, Perhaps this will drive the point home.

    I own a 30" HD Cinema Display purchased as a refurb, and a ViewSonic 20" purchased new. I paid $2099 for the 30" and $1299 for the 20" (when it was new). Given their respective pixel densities, I paid $0.051 per pixel for the 30" and $0.067/pixel for the 20".

    Both of the displays have had to go in for repair. Both companies honored my "basic consumer rights", however I believe you will find that their styles vary widely.

    The 30" would intermittently get an abundance of white pixels. I contacted Apple, they overnighted me a box. The next day I put the display and some photos of the failure mode in the box and called Airborne who picked it up that day. It was at the factory the following day where they replaced the panel and the cable and overnighted it back to me the same day. Total down time: approx 40 hours. Cost: $0.

    Now, here's the story of the 20" repair. Basically, the inverters are failing. I contacted ViewSonic, spoke to a tech who didn't seem to understand my explanation that after power up, I could see a flickering image of my computer's desktop for about 3 seconds, much like a faulty fluorescent light fixture, then the screen would go black and the power LED stays green, and yes the cables are screwed down and firmly inserted. After about 10 minutes, she told me her computer was fubar'd, took my number and said she would have to call me back. I waited 6 hours, no return call. So I called back. Next guy says sure, here's your RMA number, you can ship it to us or drop it off at our place. You also have to fax your proof of purchase to this number. Note he did not specify any sequence to these steps.

    ViewSonic is about 20 miles away from me, and I wanted to get out for a drive (and I did not have a box), so I dropped it off. I had previously taken this same unit in for repair, and they accepted it with just the RMA number. Not so this time. When I was at the factory, I was then informed they could not accept my display because nobody had approved it for receipt. I showed her the photocopy of my store receipt I had brought with me, but no dice. She tells me she has no authority to override the system, then pointed at the phone, yes an extra phone on the service desk which was oriented to face the customers. I'm guessing they need the phone a lot. So I call tech support again, give them the RMA number, tell them my situation and that they had responsibility for not properly instructing me about the sequence of faxing and returning. I ask, can you please fix this for me so I can drop the monitor off? Basically, somebody needed to push a button to enable the receiving clerks software to accept the barcode scan from my monitor. On hold for 10 minutes. The guys tells me sorry he can't do anything. I ask to speak to a supervisor. 10 minutes, sorry there is supervisor available. I tell him I'll be OK if he can overnight me a prepaid shipping box to my home, I'll send it then. 10 minutes on hold, sorry we can't send you the box. I then tell him if I have to go home I will be suing them in small claims court for damages due to their negligence. 10 minutes on hold, and still he can't do anything to help me. He says after all that time on hold that the problem is between me and the clerk. I tell the clerk that was the last thing he said, and she was flabbergasted. She says I don't have any way to do that. So she calls up tech support via the same 800 number (I heard the same voice prompts while she had it on speaker), gets through to a supervisor, who finally after she explains the situation 3 times, pushes the appropriate buttons to set whatever flag in their RMA database. Nearly an hour later, they accept my monitor.

    As for the repair, well, how do you think that goes? It will be 7-14 BUSINESS Days for them to repair my monitor, at which point, they will ship the unit back to me via ground. Total down time: so far, about 11 days, and I still don't have my monitor back. Just to replace some cra

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  206. Re:Why? It's simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually Steve Jobs throws digital cameras.

    http://writersblocklive.com/part-55

  207. Re:Best customer service, or basic consumer rights by coolgeek · · Score: 1

    Sorry I'm off by a factor of 100. The costs per pixel were $0.00051 and $0.00067 respectively.

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  208. Yeah, I don't buy this... by localman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been a nearly-full-time Apple user since ~2000. I love my PowerBook, I love OSX, I love my Apple apps, and I love my iPod. But I've never felt that Apple has "excellent customer service". I mean, I'm not sure exactly what to compare it to... maybe it's better than Dell or something?

    I mean, the design and overall quality of products is a part of customer service, and they have that down. But actual interaction with the company we're talking about, right?

    The floor staff at the Apple store are a mixed bag... I've encountered folks who were great and folks who were not. One mistake they make is to put far too much emphasis on upselling, which makes for a used-car-sales experience. They pride themselves on saying "we don't work on commission", but don't mention that their work performance is judged solely on their ability to attach items to the order (like .mac and AppleCare).

    The Genius Bar people are always worn out and a bit testy. I've worked customer service, and in my experience this is more a function of a company who never lets customer service tell customers what they want to hear, rather than just the existence of annoying customers. Case in point: virtually any type of damage to a powerbook results in a repair cost very close to purchasing a refurb unit. If your screen is cracked or your case is dented, it's $1700 flat fee, I think. Kind of ridiculous, no? I did break a Powerbook screen once, and after steaming at their prices, I was lucky enough to find another company who would do it for $600. So I'm sure Apple could do it at a better cost.

    I also remember calling support on iTunes. Back when the DRM only allowed 3 computers, i ran out because I sold a machine and forgot to de-authorize the music. They did clear my authorization list, but then they reprimanded me for my error and acted like I shouldn't expect them to do that for me. Good customers service wouldn't do that in any case.

    Anyways, I love Apple products, but their customer service is average at best.

    Cheers.

    PS - of course I may be biased as I work at Zappos, where we really do have excellent customer service. I shit you not.

  209. Chicken or Egg? by fbg111 · · Score: 1

    but what many of them fail to comprehend is that it's not necessarily the iPod that makes Apple successful, but rather its customer service.

    What came first, the iPod, or Apple's customer service? Clearly, the iPod. Methinks the author overstates the case for customer service driving Apple's success. But it was otherwise an effective astroturfing.

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  210. Devil's Bargain by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

    Apple had two choices: cooperate with the RIAA companies, or not have an iTunes. There is no way at all to sell copyrighted music without DRM. I hope that will change, but there you are. Remember when the iTunes store first came out? You could stream music from any person through the Internet. There were websites where you could hook up with dozens of other users. There were also simple apps so you could "extract" any file you wanted, unprotected, from the online stream. Apple had that choice right there: take that back door out of the computer, which was a fantastic feature, or lose the support of all the labels. All of them. It's hard to blame Apple for that. Try to get the laws changed.

  211. Direct GUI by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    If you wanna know how it works and how to get it to do what you want, well, you gotta learn how it works. You must look behind the public mask, grasshopper, and see the reality throuth the lens of the CLI. You must learn to call things by their True Names, which can't be spoken by the mouse.

    This is precisely why I *used to* love Apple. The old (pre-OSX) GUI *was* looking directly at every file with their real names and all of that. Using other GUIs, including OSX and of course all varieties of Windows, feels less... direct. Like it a sham pretty face put up to hide the uglyness happening underneath. As opposed to just *not being ugly in the first place* and letting users look directly at it.

    Now, not only is the Finder hiding (to some extent) the true nature of the FS structure, but programs are hiding even the structure in the Finder. For example, I really hate the way iPhoto wants to keep all its pictures (the real files) organized in funky folders full of aliases, while presenting it to the user that their files are actually neatly organized as the user directed. It contributes to the "I store my files in Word" syndrome, where users think their files are *in* some program, since they're taught to access the files by opening the program and getting the files fthrough the program's interface - instead of locating the actual files and opening them with some program.

    Your docs are not in Word. Your music is not in iTunes. Your photos are not in iPhoto. Clueless users, know where your files actually are - and stupid developers, stop trying to hide them from the users!

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  212. Wusthof? Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, fuck Wusthof. No seriously, you must be an emacs user.

    There are only three noble truths: vi, FreeBSD and Zwilling J.A. Henckels.

    Frankly I have no idea what the OP was talking about: people who cook really do care about their knives.

    1. Re:Wusthof? Please. by samdu · · Score: 1

      I can see where the Henckels basher might get the idea that they're of a lesser quality than Wusthof. Henckels does make a couple of lower tier knife lines. Some are downright atrocious, for example the "Laser Edge" (I think that's it) line of serrated (shudder) knives. Those are some crappy Henckels. The single star line isn't all that great, either. I don't recall ever seeing Wusthof knives at that tier or price point. However, Henckel's higher quality knives are on par with Wusthof knives (and at that point, I think it comes down to personal preference).

      My latest acquisition was a Calphalon Katana series 7" Santoku. So far it's been a fantastic knife. Replaced my Henckel chef knife. Great edge, nice balance, and cuts through everything I've thrown at it like it's warm butter. I know, I know, "Calphalon?" "Calphalon KNIVES?!?!?!?" Trust me, though, it's a really, really nice knife. Next time you're in a Bed, Bath, & Beyond, ask to look at a couple of the Katana series knives. Good steel and beautifully finished.

  213. God loves you by AlpineR · · Score: 1
    I've heard it explained that the phrase should be uttered with irony:
    <irony>I could care less about your blog essay on what you ate for lunch.</irony>

    It's supposed to make the point that you care so little that saying you could care less is ridiculous.

  214. Re:I respectfully disagree too! by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

    Creative Zen series and Creative Zen Micro series have Desktop Interfaces that allow you to manage your music.

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  215. Invalid reasons. Here's why. by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    1) Clone vendors
    The clone vendors actually INCREASED total Mac market share while they were around, but 99% of the press absolutely refused over and over again to report on anything but Apple's losing share (and I was reading a lot of the press at the time). This was thus a major (and inaccurate) perception problem that was hurting the Mac market on the whole. Thus Apple's kibosh move (and believe me, I was VERY sorry to see PowerComputing, and their awesome ad campaigns, go with it).

    2) Puck mouse.
    Wow, that's a ridiculous reason...
    Yeah, we all hated it immediately, but you know what? 20 bucks later and you get a microsoft 2-button wheelmouse optical that was fully-supported already in the OS. One could argue that Apple spent far too long in "2-button-mouse denial" and that a new iMac owner shouldn't have had to be subjected to this, but the fact is, I'll gladly pay the cost (as a consumer) to have Apple err too much sometimes in favor of style over substance, than have there be very little style ::cough:: Dell ::cough:: at all. (Recall the first iPod and how much it was panned. Sometimes, style LEADS to substance.)

  216. Re:Best customer service, or basic consumer rights by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    Forget about the pathetic 14 day in store refund rubbish, that's only if you change your mind and decide you don't want it.

    You've misunderstood. Any time within the first year, Apple would have repaired the problem at no charge (and my experience with Apple's warranty service has been excellent; all they asked me for was a name and phone number so they could call me when it was done).

    However, repairing something like this takes time. Normally, the computer will be shipped to Apple, Apple will repair it, then it will be shipped back to the store for the customer to pick up; this usually takes about two weeks. That's not what happened here. In this case, the employee took a brand new computer off the shelf, copied the customers files from the old one, and gave the customer the new computer after a few minutes. This level of service is most certainly not required by law.

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  217. Their record is rather mixed. by jc42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My favorite Apple CS story is about when I got my Airport Extreme, and an Apple-recommended printer to lug into it. We have two Powerbooks here, and neither of them could find the printer following the (meager) instructions that it came with. So, after a lot of frustrating failures, I called Apple for help.

    The fellow that I talked to started off by wanting to make sure that my Internet connection was working properly. This was curious, because it had nothing to do with the problem; I should have been able to use the printer even without an Internet connection. In fact, that would have been the logical aproach to isolate the problem (and in fact would have worked). But I went along, to see what he knew that I didn't.

    I was walked through the process of rebooting the Airport and my Powerbook. But when he got to the gateway, a linux box, I balked when he told me to reboot it. This was clearly far beyond any reasonable act; better would have been to disconnect it from and internal LAN (and that would have also worked, it turned out).

    He got rather miffed at my refusal to reboot a machine that was outside the scope of the problem. His response was, in essense, to tell me that Apple doesn't support the Airport in the presence of "unauthorized" computers. If I wanted help, I'd have to shut down all non-Apple equipment, and give the Airport a direct connection to the Internet.

    I finally gave up, and tackled the problem myself. I eventually pinned it down: Unbeknownst to me (because it wasn't mentioned in any documentation I could find), the Airport was running a DHCP server, and its address range overlapped that of the LAN's DHCP server (the linux box). When I found this, I changed them to not overlap, and the printer suddenly worked. None of this required rebooting anything.

    This might just be a personal problem, except for something that I didn't mention to the CS guy: Part of what I was doing on my home network was testing stuff for the people I was working for. I wrote a report of this "support" incident, making special note of Apple's unwillingness to support their Airport in a mixed-vendor environment. This had an immediate effect: Apple was dropped from the list of acceptable vendors for their network. Like most companies with offices in several states, they had a rather mixed combination of computing stuff, and the ability to play nice with the others was high on their list of desirable features.

    Although they had a lot of Windows boxes, and a few Macs, they went with RedHat linux rather than Macs for their net's infrastructure, with a few Cisco boxes in the obvious places. And a mixture of wireless things, all chosen partly because they were linux-friendly, and none from Apple.

    So by blowing me off as they did, Apple lost at least one significant corporate customer.

    I might add that it wasn't just this one incident that eliminated them from consideration. But everyone did agree that they were significantlly better than Microsoft.

    Doing your testing from a "home" site can be a useful thing for a company to do. You learn a lot of things that you can't learn from a salesman. I recommend it.

    Meanwhile, I'm still trying to learn how to access that printer from our linux and Windows boxes. It's suppose to "just work". Yeah, right.

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  218. We have both by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The wife has a newer G5 that's a great machine. She absolutely loves it. She became a Mac person through the education system, where Apple is (was?) heavily involved. I have an older Dell, which I really like. For some things her Mac is better, for some my PC is better. I really thought about getting a Mac next time, but there is a lot of stuff I do that won't work on the Mac. There are times when she has to use mine to get something done or visit some certain site. We are both pure users and not programmers or developers. Comparing them as quality machines, well, we've never had an issue with either one, both have been great. Mine came with ME, and I think I'm the only human on the planet that never ever had a problem with it. I'm not a big MS fan, but I'm not a big Mac fan either. They both work and do what we need them to do. The few upgrades I've done on mine and on her previous Mac were both simple and straightforward. We both have iPods and love them, but my guess is there are other players out there that work just as well. It really seems to depend on what you want from the machine.

  219. Something must have changed by onlyjoking · · Score: 1

    Apple = good customer service? Do me a favour. Maybe the U.S. experience is different than over here in the U.K. as my experience with Apple has been less than encouraging. Apple U.K. has an appalling relationship with their delivery service which often leads to deliveries to the wrong address and months of delay. Refunds are a nightmare and I've had to contact Apple to get them to explain why they over-charged my credit card. Surface politeness counts for nothing when you have a grossly incompetent infrastructure causing chaos in the background. Want your credit card details removing from their database? No can do. I was told I would have to file a lawsuit to get them to remove my data.

  220. Brand loyalty blows. by Aslan72 · · Score: 1

    My thought is that brand loyalty is a sure ticket to being useless.

    We get into this war where I work from time to time and it always makes me laugh. Simply put, you evaluate everything and choose *the best product*.

    For instance, we just bought some fibre channel storage and ended up going with apple for the choice because they were way cheaper than EMC/Dell and it simply did what I needed it to do...well.

    I think Ipods are great and they're really useful, but you look at apple's desktop line and you just shoot yourself in the foot. Why get an apple when you can grab 2 PCs for the same money? Don't like Windows, use a distro. It's really not difficult.

    Choice is good, but don't shy away from the a choice because of an aparent monopoly...that's just silly.

    --pete

  221. You can't be a genius if it's THAT easy. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

    You nailed it. Here's an anecdote for ya:

    So last November, I took my old iBook in for repairs. For the fourth time under the AppleCare warranty. Needless to say, I wasn't happy about it, since the warranty was about to expire, and with the success I'd had, I wasn't counting on it lasting much longer. I knew the problem would get fixed quickly, but I wasn't looking forward to being without a laptop for another 2-3 days.

    So I bring it in to the Apple Store and wait my turn.

    "Hmmm. Interesting. Is this the second time you've brought it in?"

    "Oh, no, way more than that."

    *tap tap tap* "Lemme search for that serial number... OK, he's brought it in 4 times. Want a new one?"

    "A brand new one?"

    "Yeah."

    "Like, one of the new G4's."

    "Yeah."

    "Not refurbished."

    "Yeah."

    "For free."

    "Yeah."

    Having more than 3 repairs triggers a clause in the "AppleCare" extended service plan. Since my machine was bottom-of-the-line in 2003, that meant getting a bottom-of-the-line 2006 model. Which means upgrading from a 700MHz G3 to a 1.33GHz G4, faster graphics, bigger hard drive, better display, better sound, OSX 10.4 (instead of ol' 10.2), new iLife versions...

    Now how do you think I feel today, typing on my brand new laptop, that cost me nothin'?

    When I'm in the market for a new computer, where do you think I'm going to look first?

    You don't exactly need a Harvard MBA to figure this one out: Happy customers keep buying your stuff.

  222. You mean I'm not a subset of everyone? by zotz · · Score: 1

    It seems that for my whole life I have been under the mistaken impression that I am a valid subset of everyone! Now I come across this article and my beliefs are shattered!

    Whatever shall I do now?

    all the best,

    drew

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  223. Re:iPod is a FAD... Once its over Apple will be OO by WiZZLa · · Score: 0
    So, never mind the fact that it is a fad that has been going for what, five years now? That's a little bit longer than most fads.

    From the almighty Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ipod

    It was unveiled by CEO Steve Jobs on October 23, 2001 as a Mac-compatible product with a 5 GB hard drive that put 1,000 songs in your pocket.

    Also, it wasn't a "fad" when it first came out, as most of the people buying the iPod when it was first released were Apple fans. It wasn't until 2004 when there was a huge jump in sales.

  224. Best business Pacific rim computer, period by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Mac OS X has the best, easiest-to-use Japanese language support on English-speaking computers. While I'm not as familiar with input methods for Korean or Chinese (whether mainland or diehard), they look about as simple as kotoeri. Also, Macs have the fewest problems with mojibake (2-byte-character screwups), as near as I can tell. In fact, kotoeri input method on a Mac is so second nature that I'm afraid to try whatever Windows XP has, and my one foray into Linux multilingual support ended by reformatting my hard drive and reinstalling Windows '95. Not a fun experience. Macs rule the Pacific rim, or did. Maybe other systems have gotten better, but justifiable F.U.D. casts a long shadow.

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  225. Re:Best customer service, or basic consumer rights by Ceinwyn · · Score: 1

    As always depends on the company. The only Apple product I've owned is an iPod. I don't like their battery replacement policy...hmm my iPod won't hold a charge...I have to pay what, $50, send it off to Apple and they send me another iPod but all my music is gone...hmm sucks that I couldn't have "easily" copied everything off it onto my computer..because I have lost computers (stolen / broken hard drives) and lost some of the original files..

    I have a Samsung Syncmaster 770mp (I think..haven't seen it in a while)...a year or so after I got it the picture slowly became darker and darker to the point where it was hard to see. So I called them...they SENT someone to my house dropped off the new one and took away they old one. Didn't take long either...I call that good customer service...

    Ceinwyn

  226. You're forgetting one important thing! by Blurgle · · Score: 1

    You're forgetting one important thing! The Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field (RDF). This particular device is very good at distorting reality to turn crap into gold. Once exposed to the RDF, a person will unknowingly be willing to spend twice as much for a product of the same or lesser quality than one from another manufacturer. I'm not sure what the long term goal of Steve Jobs and his RDF is, but I can tell you that I for one, don't like it! :)

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    1. Re:You're forgetting one important thing! by zpok · · Score: 1

      "The Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field (RDF)."

      Everybody knows about the RDF. Strangely enough, while there are so many better looking and nicer human beings around, nobody seems to get it to work without a SJ. (that's a Steve Jobs module for the laymen).

      It seems however there is a small group of people that is almost immune (100% immunity doesn't exist, just visit arstechnica...)
      IHL subjects (irrational hardware lovers) have a built in blindness for everything geared at normal customers.

      While the IHL will typically save money on SJR products, they'll happily toss it away on J&P (Junk and Parts). And they sadly do suffer stress caused by the rest of the population who really don't RTFM, surprisingly enough don't care about Ogg and will toss everything they can't get to work in two days time. And never buy tossed gizmo AGAIN. Even if it's cheaper, better and sexier if only they'd RTFM - which they don't, see above.

      The IHL can't understand this. Me neither, but that may be because I've been suffering an ear infection the last couple of years, seemingly caused by pushing too many white earbuds in my ears at the same time. One iPod at a time, one at a time...

      Cheers

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  227. cheap advertisement by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    apple is so popular for two reasons:
    1. the products look cool
    2. the products are easy to use for unexperienced users

    thats the same reason why windows is so widespread...
    technologically the products are middle-class and this
    article is just cheap advertisement

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  228. Why I Love Apple by helmutvs · · Score: 0

    I love Apple, and Mr. Jobs, because I can always be comforted in knowing whatever I buy from them will be replaced with a more powerful, less expensive model within 2 months. Oh, and with the release of every new OS, there's guaranteed to be a fraction of apps that won't work and will never work again. But heck, at least its pretty.

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  229. Bad and Good Experiences by dwightk · · Score: 1

    50% of People with bad experiences tell other people and complain loudly and publicly, 1% of people with good experiences tell other people and laud loudly and publicly.

    23% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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  230. The title is incorrect. by ericbrow · · Score: 2, Informative
    NOT everyone loves apples, as the comments reflect. Those who believe so need to get out more.

    My reasons for not liking appleas are many. My best example being a lightning strike at a client's home. One iMac and one Dell. Both network cards were bad. Ten minutes and $45 later, the Dell was up and going. Eight days and $850, and the apple came back from an authorized repair center never to act quite the same (client's words, not mine).

    They are not more stable. "Better" is relative. They are pretty shinny things. I prefer a platform I can upgrade, and find software and hardware for. If I don't like the OS, I like a wide variety of choices to replace it with. This just is not currently available for the mac. All this, and you have to pay more, as in "A fool and their money are soon parted."

  231. Tsk tsk. by garote · · Score: 1
    This has to be some bizarre kind of pattern. The last time some troll proclaimed this on Slashdot (corporations are only in or for the moneys!!!1!11!), it was also in an article about Apple. And my response to this is the same as to that one.

    It's funny ... I guess some people just can't stand the idea of a company gaining popularity for legitimate reasons, and especially Apple.

    Why is this?

  232. Narrow Viewpoint by danaris · · Score: 1

    I think if they don't do something, they'll be in trouble.

    Ummm...why? Because you think that they're "technologically inferior"?

    Apple's doing better than they've ever been doing before, OS X is a great OS, and their products, both computer and non, are selling incredibly well for a "beleaguered" company. The age of the language an OS is written in has no bearing on the quality of the OS--it's just another meaningless number to throw around to try to prove the superiority of one OS over another.

    So...why on earth would they be in trouble?

    Dan Aris

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    1. Re:Narrow Viewpoint by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

      Ummm...why? Because you think that they're "technologically inferior"?

      Yes. Unmanaged languages for application development are (finally) on their way out. Unfortunately, Apple's entire platform is based on a huge amount of unmanaged code, with no good migration path to something else.

      What Microsoft and Gnome are doing, rewriting the desktop in managed languages, is painful, but it will pay off in years to come.

  233. This is a PR piece by X · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but Apple's customer service moves are weak at best. I get my best customer service if I go to an Apple-certified store (yeah, those stores that Apple seems to be trying to run out of business). If I go to an Apple store, I have to pay for membership in some service program if I want to avoid waiting an hour to talk to one of their "Genius's". Once I finally get a chance to talk to them they look at the machine for a couple of minutes, and then tell me that they'll have to ship it at headquarters for someone to figure out what if anything is wrong with it. Oh, and by the way, if I want to have any kind of guarantee that I'll see my data again, I have to pay like $100 to have my hard drive backed up, even if they never touch the hard drive (what's so hard about charging me to back up the hard drive only if they need to replace it?). Then I have to wait at least 3 days to find out what, if anything, is wrong with my machine. Even if I have AppleCare there is no replacement machine offered. They have a short warrantee and charge an arm and a leg for AppleCare, which only covers manufacturer's defects (for the same price I can get a complete insurance package from Dell that provides a "no questions asked" free repair). More often than not their inflated labor costs make it so that almost any repair costs more than just replacing the hardware. Seriously, I get better customer service from basically every other vendor I've worked with.

    Nah, this is a puff piece trying to improve Apple's image, and it's pretty shameful that slashdot is falling for it.

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  234. No, this is why people *don't* like Apple by snowwrestler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These are the talking points of people who haven't bought an Apple product and don't intend to. Asking them why Apple is popular is like asking a conservative to explain why someone would support a liberal candidate. You're going to get a pretty biased, inaccurate view. If you want to know why people do something, you'll get the best answer if you simply ask them--not the critics.

    And don't be shocked when you get a bunch of different answers. Different people do things for different reasons...successful companies are the ones that provide a lot of good reasons (not just one) to buy their product.

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  235. Actually by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    Wasn't SQL Server largely developed within Microsoft's walls? It's a very decent database product.

    Analysis Services is an excellent tool to explore multidimensional datacubes (data mining).

    Flight Simulator was pretty groundbreaking at some point.

    ASP? VB? .NET and C#? The COM object model? The registry? ::snicker:: the Start menu?

    And just so you know, this is from a Macintosh fanboy (with a lot of Windows experience), been using Macs (unfortunately not always for work- i'm a web developer) since December 1984.

    Gotta give em a FEW props...

  236. Customer Support? I wouldn't know! by krisamico · · Score: 2

    I have worked and played on Macs since the Mac SE. I had an SE, IIci, IIcx, Quadra A/V, 9500, G3, G4, iMac, iMac G4, iBook, 2 Powerbooks, and am currently using a Dual G5. I have three generations of iPods; perhaps there is some hardware I missed somewhere. At any rate, I have never used Apple's support aparatus. Ever. No DOA units, no failures, no substantial data loss -- just plenty of wonky software, but no disastrous problems. I read the support forums, and I see lots of problems -- perhaps I have been very lucky. Apple is not without their problems, and as a software developer, I do see a lot of them, but the performance of the hardware and software I have purchased from them speaks for itself. It's great stuff.

    I don't think the crappy article gets this across at all, but it's probably the submitter's fault for hyping the article to be about why people love Apple so much. I would say that Apple's loud headphone solution may be commendable, but I wouldn't really know because I am smart enough not to blast my ears out with the thing and never needed to call them about it!

    Fanboy? I guess so. And it's deserved. I am a conspicuous consumer, cynic, and generally hard to please. Getting me to be a fanboy is quite an achievement on Apple's part. All they had to do was make products that don't suck.

  237. One word : Windtunnel by madbrain · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Apple has great customer service. They really helped all the poor dual G4 owners that were so loud.
    They told customers who complained to put it on Ebay and buy another new model that was fixed !
    I did only the former. Never another apple product again.

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  238. Wha? by Cybrex · · Score: 1

    Either I'm completely misunderstanding what you're saying or you don't own an iPod and are guessing.

    If the user interface and audio quality are, somehow, irrelevant to you, then your first point is correct- the only difference between the iPod and other players is that the iPod can play music purchased from the iTunes Music Store (which is not the same thing as the iTunes application).

    Your next statement is where I'm baffled. Are you implying that you don't think that you can rip CDs to an iPod just as easily (if not more so) as with other players, or download .MP3s from other sources and play them on an iPod? The DRM that the iTunes Music Store uses applies only to music that you purchase from iTMS. Most of the music on my iPod is either stuff I downloaded from Kazaa way back when or from CDs that I've ripped. You can set iTunes to automatically launch and rip a CD when you insert it, and load it onto your iPod when you plug it in. That's about as easy as you can get :-)

    I will grant that the iPod can't play .WMA files, but I have yet to find content that I wanted that was only available as a .WMA.

    Anyway, my apologies if I'm misunderstanding you, but there does seem to be a persistent misconception that iPods can only play music purchased from iTMS.

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    1. Re:Wha? by magicchex · · Score: 1

      Turn 180 degrees and you'll understand what GP was saying.

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  239. Re:Only in it for the money, honey by joshpar · · Score: 1

    A pain for musicians? This certainly isn't the case for musicians in general. As a professional composer, I've been using Macs for over a decade, and it has always been music friendly. With OS X, even more so. Versions of software have nothing to do with it... there is very little music wise that doesn't exist in some open-source version, and therefore mostly just a compile away. This doesn't sound like the computers problem, but more a problem with not taking the time and energy to learn how to use it.

    You put a PC together with junk, you get junk. My Macs last years, with little or no problem. And if there is (back to the head of this thread!) Apple takes care of it.

  240. Great customer service, eh? by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    Well, on one level, I'd agree: whenever I've bought any of the many Apple hardware pieces I've owned over the years, the service has been good. And by that I mean knowledgeable, non-pressuring, relatively pleasant.

    But have a problem with Apple hardware and good luck to you, bub. May you have a better experience than I!

    First there was the iMac whose hard drive squealed like a stuck pig from day one. Took it in to the crowded Apple store where, not surprisingly, the ambient noise made it too hard for the "genius" to hear the drive. Long, long debate with the manager: "Maybe you have mice in your house." This from a store whom we'd sent no fewer than six sales in the previous year. Finally, after wasting an hour arguing, an exchange was made; what a prick.

    Later there was a defective iBook battery. Wouldn't hold a charge, under normal conditions, after about seven months. Would I like to leave my iBook for 24 hours with the Apple store in order to have it tested? Love to!

    In both cases, corporate policy saw more value in creating headaches for a loyal customer than in taking care of me. Sure, the corporation is just looking out for itself; one shouldn't expect Apple to be any different. But even from a perspective of pure self-interest, is it really good for your store to stand in the middle of prospective customers being seen as too miserly to replace a loud drive? Do you really want to spend the resources to test a defective battery for 24 hours?

    My iPod's functioned brilliantly; the iBook, though being of the series notorious for mainboard and hinge cable problems, has persevered, and there are no problems with the Mac minis at relatives' houses and at the office. The once-noisy iMac in every other respect has been splendid. I'll continue to buy and recommend Apple hardware.

    But love the customer service? Heh. Not bloody likely.

  241. We do *define* the english language at this point by sentientbrendan · · Score: 1

    but I know what you meant ;)

    However, whether it makes sense to you or not, standard English is now whatever dialect happens to be spoken by the guys on CNN, no longer those on BBC.

    Also, it should be noted that "I could care less" is an idiom, like "all your base are belong to us," and thus is not required to make internal sense... although personally I tend to say "I could not care less," and avoid the idiom altogether.

  242. you have to click "No" to not erase your ipod by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    That's about as intuitive as having to drag a disk to the garbage can to eject it.

    1. Re:you have to click "No" to not erase your ipod by Bega · · Score: 1
      That's about as intuitive as having to drag a disk to the garbage can to eject it.
      That's why there's the Eject button in Finder.
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  243. youve got it wrong by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
    getting the sheep accustomed to hearing that black is white?

    Speak American, dude. What you mean is, "white is the new black."

  244. Wusthoff knives - I don't get it by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you Wusthoff fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a Wusthoff (a 4.5 Spear Point Parer) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to slice 17 slivers of tomato. 20 minutes. At home, on my Kai Shun 9-in. Slicing Knife with the Granton Edge, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this Wusthoff, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that. In addition, during this slicing incident, my garlic press will not work. And the mortar and pestle has ground to a halt. Even the Blender is straining to keep up as I type this. I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various Wusthoffs, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a Wusthoff that has cut faster than its Kai Shun counterpart, despite the Wusthoff's faster chipping architecture. My 6-in. Alton's Angle Chef's Knife cuts faster than this 8" Chef's knife at times. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that the Wusthoff is a superior knife. Wusthoff addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a Wusthoff over other faster, cheaper, more stable knives.

  245. Re:Only in it for the money, honey by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    You can read about his experiences here

    http://tinyurl.com/lc43c

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  246. Re:Only in it for the money, honey by joshpar · · Score: 1

    This is a software problem though (and only if you are using Safari). The fact that OS X is a *NIX environment means you don't have to settle for Apple software (which can be great, or horrible). The hardware itself though is top notch. Using Safari to prove that Apple is only in it for the money is a bit strange also. Safari is "free" (except for the cost of the hardware, obviously!) and you aren't tied to it as your only web browsing option. Where companies are in it for the money, you would see a system where the software that is provided is truly faulty, and it costs you to upgrade it (or secure it... ). I wouldn't be surprised to see a security update to the problem above from Apple at some point... and I've already sent the URL to Apple as a Safari bug. Not to bad in my opinion.

  247. MT:Apple's Customer service is great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I'm sure I'm feeding a troll...

    why the fuck are you expecting Apple to provide you with technical support for Real Player?

  248. or if by xmodem_and_rommon · · Score: 1

    or if you use something like CDDB when ripping - most of my CDs were ripped using CDex in windows, which queried freedb before ripping.