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Nanotube Paint Blocks Cell Phones on Demand

Kozar_The_Malignant writes "Newsday is reporting on a new nanotube paint that is able to block cell phone signals on demand. The nanotubes are filled with copper, suspended in paint, and can be applied to the walls and ceiling of places such as concert halls, churches, and classrooms."

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  1. Cool but by Eightyford · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's cool, but where do you get the tiny little paintbrushes?

    1. Re:Cool but by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Nanobots!

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    2. Re:Cool but by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      As soon as I can find those buggers, I'm doing my whole house for personal security. All the government spying devices will be rendered useless. Take that, Big Brother!

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    3. Re:Cool but by omb65 · · Score: 1

      If I paint this on my head, does that mean I can stop wearing my tin foil hat?

    4. Re:Cool but by retrosteve · · Score: 1

      Hey, I got that for free! My condo has such poor cell coverage that nobody could call me in there if they wanted to, and I haven't had to pay for any high-tech nanopaint yet!

      Now this brings up another point -- a truly high-tech EM blocking paint would allow you to turn its blocking OFF...

  2. People in movie theaters... by FrontalLobe · · Score: 1

    Pffft. Who needs nanotubes. I just chuck popcorn at someone yakkin' on the phone during a movie. Half the time, they don't even realize why I'm doing it.

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    1. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that the punishment for chatting on a cell phone during a movie (this includes phone calls and text messages) should be an intermission from the movie, a beating administered to the offender on the spot by everyone in the theater, followed by resumption of the movie.

      This paint only serves to reduce the amount of fun my friends and I have at the movies beating inconsiderate people.

    2. Re:People in movie theaters... by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As much as we love to hate cell phone chatters, there are two serious problems with the paint proposal, though.

      1) Cost. Copper filled nanotubes? Doesn't sound cheap. I'd expect even a plain paint with a relevant amount of copper in it to be expensive, let alone copper filled nanotubes.

      2) Blocking emergency calls. Doctors on call, first responders, etc.

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    3. Re:People in movie theaters... by Moby+Cock · · Score: 1

      1) Cost. Copper filled nanotubes? Doesn't sound cheap. I'd expect even a plain paint with a relevant amount of copper in it to be expensive, let alone copper filled nanotubes.

      The cost of popcorn is going to $1/kernel.

    4. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why beating works out so well. First, beatings are free, and there are plenty of people around who are willing to administer a beating to someone who is playing with their cell phone during a movie. Second, most people are going to think twice about attempting to beat up a first responder because, let's face it, most people who are willing to give a beating probably would get their ass kicked by a first responder. It's a simple, economical solution to a social problem.

      Technological solutions are inadequate to cope with social problems, however, social solutions tend to be much more effective.

    5. Re:People in movie theaters... by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      2) Blocking emergency calls. Doctors on call, first responders, etc.

      In a movie theater? Seriously, society has gotten along just fine before cell phones in the past. If you have an emergency, walk out of the bloody theater and use a land-line from a receptionist or payphone.

      Just because there might be a potential problem without a technology doesn't mean that very technology is implicitly granted a *right* to be used.

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    6. Re:People in movie theaters... by MaelstromX · · Score: 1
      2) Blocking emergency calls. Doctors on call, first responders, etc.


      These people make other sacrifices for their chosen profession. This can be another one -- no movies while on call.
    7. Re:People in movie theaters... by troll+-1 · · Score: 1

      Right. If there was, for example, a medical emergency, fire, or hostage situtation and you couldn't use your cell phone .... they'd be a problem.

    8. Re:People in movie theaters... by Daath · · Score: 1

      You said it yourself, they don't know why you're doing it. I think the effect would be much more effective, if you were to hurl a bucket of paint on them :)

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    9. Re:People in movie theaters... by spikestabber · · Score: 1

      Exactly, thats because they used pagers based on 2 way radio.

    10. Re:People in movie theaters... by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      Emergancy calls is a straw man and incorrect argument. they simply dont use cell phones because they are unreliable so it isnt a big deal.

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    11. Re:People in movie theaters... by LeonGeeste · · Score: 0

      You said it yourself, they don't know why you're doing it. I think the effect would be much more effective, if you were to hurl a bucket of paint on them

      Yeah, and then, before they get home... smear all their walls with poop.

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    12. Re:People in movie theaters... by Isotopian · · Score: 1

      Workin in a theatre, whenever there was a problem, people calling in and incorrectly reporting it always made the problem worse. We would just find out what was going on (in the case of a massive fire, an easy task), and call it in on the land line (remember those?). I fail to see how blocking cell phones in a theatre is really going to be a life threatening issue.

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    13. Re:People in movie theaters... by Ithika · · Score: 1

      I don't know about other professions but doctors on call 'round here have a pager which alerts them when they are needed, and a phone to get in touch with the dispatch point. If the signals are blocked then neither of these methods will work.

      How do you propose you get in touch with a doctor at two in the morning if they're travelling between small towns? Mobile phones are incredibly useful, and network coverage is always a prime consideration, especially in rural areas.

    14. Re:People in movie theaters... by qwijibo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem here is that everyone is being punished equally by this paint. The situation that people are trying to address is people who leave their phones on ring and talk in the middle of a large room of people. The beating seems like a reasonable expression of democracy(mob rule against the person who elected himself a victim) in action. The people who may have a legitimate emergency interrupt them at any random time 24x7 often can take those calls without disrupting others. These people do not need to be punished. The paint does not differentiate between the two groups.

      When my cell phone vibrates during a movie and I look at the number to determine if it should go to voicemail or if I should excuse myself, no one is inconvenienced. Of course, I'm also not leaving in the middle of a movie to talk to someone who wasn't polite enough to inform me ahead of time that they are planning an emergency, so I won't even stand up and bother anyone.

    15. Re:People in movie theaters... by FrontalLobe · · Score: 1

      You said it yourself, they don't know why you're doing it. I think the effect would be much more effective, if you were to hurl a bucket of paint on them :)

      Ya, you're right... I didn't make myself very clear...
      I just find throwing popcorn at people on the phone more entertaining then most of the crap hollywood puts out these days...

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    16. Re:People in movie theaters... by schwaang · · Score: 1

      Plus 3) The nanotube blockers are activated only while continuously exposed to the Nokia ring tone.

    17. Re:People in movie theaters... by llortepud · · Score: 1

      Excuse me but what *right* do you have to silence in a movie theater? It might be a social expectation but in no way is a *right*. Tell me when and where you are going to see a movie next. I'd love to express my actual *right* of speech and talk during the entire movie and annoy the hell out of you. You do not have a right to not be annoyed by other humans.

      By the way 'society' also got along pretty well before computers, automobiles, medicine, etc. 'Society' also evolved. In the U.S. Western Union recently stopped their service of telegrams, I'm sure in the past there were people who thought of telephones in the home the way you think of cell phones in public.

      Cell phones are not going to go away. As a society we will evolve social norms, and there will be people who deviate from it. But that is life.

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    18. Re:People in movie theaters... by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      through the pager which doesnt operate on the cell network because the cell network is not a reliable form of communication... And when a doctor gets a page. i dont care who they are, they should step outside to call back... repeat after me, pagers use a reliable DIFFERENT network that is not the same as a cell network, so blocking cellphones does not in any way degrade pager networks. and second of all, why would you have to get a hold of a doctor at 2 am if he is travelling that just flat out doesnt make sense.

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    19. Re:People in movie theaters... by greginnj · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Excuse me but what *right* do you have to silence in a movie theater? It might be a social expectation but in no way is a *right*. Tell me when and where you are going to see a movie next. I'd love to express my actual *right* of speech and talk during the entire movie and annoy the hell out of you. You do not have a right to not be annoyed by other humans.
      It's not him that has the 'right', it's the theater management. You don't have the 'right' of free speech on private property. (The first amendment merely says 'Congress can make no law'; it doesn't mean you can sound off when- and wherever.) The social expectation is based on managment's right to boot you from the theater, which is spelled out on the back of your ticket. Read it sometime. If you don't like the terms, don't buy the ticket.
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    20. Re:People in movie theaters... by Gorm+the+DBA · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Umm...folks...there's a *trivial* solution to the "But what about folks that need to stay in touch??"

      Go to movie theater, find seat, get number of seat, bring cell phone to the "cell phone check", which is outside the painted area, register it with your seat number. Minimum wage popcorn jockey sits and waits for phone to ring. If it does he takes a brief message with callback number and delivers it inobtrusively to your seat.

      It's how things like that have been handled for years...and the solution is needed.

      I do live comedy performances, and nothing ruins the flow of the show more than a cell phone going off in the middle of a scene. The Troupe I'm with has implemented this solution, it works pretty darned well.

    21. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The right of the theatre to kick you out for annoying the other paying customers.

    22. Re:People in movie theaters... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Read it sometime. If you don't like the terms, don't buy the ticket.

      Exactly why I haven't seen a movie in years. I don't like facist "contracts" that I don't have an equal hand in negotiating.

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    23. Re:People in movie theaters... by Pxtl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sounds hazardous to me - little airborne filaments? Sounds like asbestos. Then again, I've done no digging at all to check, so I may be full of carp.

      At any rate, it seems like overkill to a problem that should've been fixed by the GSM standard itself - built into the GSM standard there should've been a mechanism to receive "silcence flags" sent by local transmitters. Church/movie theathre simply needs to have a transmitter in the room. First-responders could have special cellphoness that ignore the "silence flag".

    24. Re:People in movie theaters... by PastAustin · · Score: 0

      Forget using it in movie theatres.

      I'm going to find out how much this stuff is and put it in my cellar in the back yard. Stop my victims from calling for help. With cell phones getting smaller and smaller it's hard to find out where they are hiding them -- especially when they are on vibrate!

      No but.. Really.

      Hospitals, Airplanes (though in an emergency situation you can't call your loved ones...), Concert Halls.

      Hospitals it is more dangerous to have cell phones -- because they can seriously interfere with equipment -- than to not have them and cut off emergency phone calls.

      Though I think this is something that should be VERY moderated by government or something because of situations where people are TRYING to stop people from making emergency calls.

      I personally believe theatre chairs should have tiny noise sensors and when a certain amount of dB comes out of your location you get a car battery to the ass. No one would use their cell phone OR talk to their neighboring movie goer.

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    25. Re:People in movie theaters... by pizpot · · Score: 1

      Speaking of doctors working 24/7, it is greed. I watched how they operate when my dad got terminally sick. They have purposely designed a system where they take as many patients as possible, and therefore have to work crazy hours. Then, all the patients suffer because doctors are working at 30% brain capacity, walking around like zombies. Motivation: greed.

    26. Re:People in movie theaters... by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      You have equal hand in negotiating the contract of a ticket. Buy it or don't. If you don't, speak with a manager or contact the head of the theatre chain in question and tell them why.

    27. Re:People in movie theaters... by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      Not to seem nit picky, but it doesn't say "Congress Can make no law" It says Congress shall make no law...
      I know that many people who aren't educated about the law, or who are still at a low level in companies (and thus don't deal with contracts etc.) don't need to know this, but where the law is concerned, shall and may (and can) have very distinct and separate meanings...
      Normally I wouldn't correct you, but I hate to see inaccuracies perpetuated. Polls always show most people think the phrase "separation of church and state" appears in the constitution...

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    28. Re:People in movie theaters... by ShaneThePain · · Score: 1

      "You do not have a right to not be annoyed by other humans." I honestly, and seriously disagree. I have the right NOT to be annoyed.

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    29. Re:People in movie theaters... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Don't be putting all the blame on the doctors. Unless they're working for themselves, the organizations they work for (the hospitals & HMOs) are often responsible for requiring that doctors see X number of patients per unit of time, where X tends to get larger as the bean-counters gets more frantic.

      The motivation might still be greed, but I'd be pointing the finger more at the institution than at doctors in general. (Motivation will vary between individual doctors, of course.)

    30. Re:People in movie theaters... by Eccles · · Score: 1

      2) Blocking emergency calls. Doctors on call, first responders, etc.

      So wait for the movie to come out on DVD. It takes, what, three months now?

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    31. Re:People in movie theaters... by ShaneThePain · · Score: 1

      Its "Fascist." As A Fascist, I find your statement highly offensive.

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    32. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do pager networks work?

    33. Re:People in movie theaters... by HTL2001 · · Score: 1

      I think the GP was talking about doctors in the audience that are on call.

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    34. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah this could be right in there with lead-based paint as a health hazzard and environmental issue.

    35. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you have an emergency, walk out of the bloody theater and use a land-line from a receptionist or payphone"

      Ummmm, how would you know if you had an emergency unless...you received the phone call (from inside the theatre or wherever else your complaining about)? Can't really receive any phone calls if thier BLOCKED!

    36. Re:People in movie theaters... by HTL2001 · · Score: 1

      Thats something I've always thought of with all these cell phones now... if something happens 911/EMS/whatever must get a lot of duplicate calls...

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    37. Re:People in movie theaters... by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I like to buy large bottles of water and pour them on people talking on cell phones. What right does anyone have to dryness in a movie theatre?

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    38. Re:People in movie theaters... by llortepud · · Score: 1

      What Right is that? One of my points is that the word 'right' is thrown around too loosely. In the idea I expressed before perhaps I was protesting the way my religion was portrayed in the movie that was playing. By a patron complaining, and the company who kicked me out it is my actual rights that would have been violated.

      Rights and social norms are sometimes used in arguments interchangeably, and that is absolutely not true.

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    39. Re:People in movie theaters... by Angstroem · · Score: 1
      When my cell phone vibrates during a movie and I look at the number to determine if it should go to voicemail or if I should excuse myself, no one is inconvenienced.
      Why would you leave your cell phone on if you watch a movie in the cinema? Whose call could be so urgent to make you leave the movie -- disturbing people while you move out and coming back in later -- that it can't wait until the movie is finished?

      If you are a doctor on duty, you wouldn't go to the cinema, so the only excuse is that you might be a volunteer fireman.

      All other people have *no* excuse to not switch off that damned cell phone. There has been a time where there was no 24/7 connectivity and people were indeed able to live in those underdeveloped ages. Whatever they tell you, you do *not* need to be connected 24/7 and caring about, yet even answering, every fucking phone call.

    40. Re:People in movie theaters... by computer_redneck · · Score: 1

      Read it sometime. If you don't like the terms, don't buy the ticket.
      Exactly why I haven't seen a movie in years. I don't like facist "contracts" that I don't have an equal hand in negotiating.


      Does that also mean you do not work? Almost all Medium to whatever size is max business reserve the right to read your e-mail and restrict your 1st Amendment rights. If you work at FORD for example you are restricted to what you can say and do in the FORD buildings. Almost all corporations curtail your right to free speech. Including use of Cell Phones and don't forget smoking areas. A private location such as a business office is not subject to laws like Free Speech. It is not in a contract but the Right of the company to do what it wants to a point in its own private location.
      There are some grey areas mainly in the service industry. I can tell you if you visit my house that swearing of any type is not allowed in my house. This is not Facisim or restriction of free speech but my personal feelings and wishes in my own home. Since my home is private I have the right to make those rules.

      I guess if you work in a business you are working for a Facist.


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    41. Re:People in movie theaters... by Ackmo · · Score: 0

      To me, the most annoying thing is not someone talking on the cell phone, rather a cell phone ringing at an inappropriate time/place because some dufus forgot to turn it off. Why can't cell phone companies come up with and support a standard "do not ring" signal that can be broadcast locally, e.g., in a theater while the movie is showing, by a portable unit at a funeral gravesite service, etc.? If the signal is being broadcast, cell phones don't ring, although vibrate is ok. Maybe even talking could be allowed and policed by popcorn throwers (or ushers, dangit!).

    42. Re:People in movie theaters... by Omaze · · Score: 1

      > Hospitals it is more dangerous to have cell phones --
      > because they can seriously interfere with equipment

      I know this is a common belief but I'm really skeptical of it. The medical equipment used in hospitals isn't much more sensitive than any other electronic device. If this were true then one would expect cell phones to interfere with each other, or with laptops, or desktops, or DVD players, or garage door openers. Until someone holds a cellphone up to an oscilloscope and can pick up a signal without using a crystal specifically tuned to the cell phone's frequency I'm going to continue to think of this as 90% urban myth.

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    43. Re:People in movie theaters... by computer_redneck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Read it sometime. If you don't like the terms, don't buy the ticket.
      Exactly why I haven't seen a movie in years. I don't like facist "contracts" that I don't have an equal hand in negotiating.


      How hard is it to put your phone or pager on Vibrate and put it down your pants. No way are you going to miss a call and then politely leave the theatre to find out what the problem is.

      I am on call 24/7 to support my computer client. The servers for 4 factories that I contract to are my responsibility. Guess what... I get an extra $15,000 in the contract to be on call like that. I got a call in the middle of Walk the Line, Harry Potter and Underworld. Have not seen the end of any of those movies yet. I put my cell on vibrate, put it in my pocket and politely leave the theatre when I see the number on the phone is my client. If it is someone else I ignore it and enjoy the vibration between my legs.


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    44. Re:People in movie theaters... by XenoRyet · · Score: 1
      2) Blocking emergency calls. Doctors on call, first responders, etc.

      RTFA. It clearly states that they have the ability with this system to allow emergency transmissions into the shielded area. Your doctors pager will still beep, and the firemen will still get the call.

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    45. Re:People in movie theaters... by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      And when your mother dies in the hospital because you sat through the last two hours of lord of the rings and never got to say goodbyew to her, or more realisticly when your girlfriend is stranded for another two hours in the middle of nowhere when her car wont start or runs into a ditch you tell me that the 3 people you disturbed leaving that theater who are already disturbed by the people that feel the need to go to the bathroom four times during a movie or get a refil on their popcorn are more important.

    46. Re:People in movie theaters... by AzureWrathHal · · Score: 1

      I used to manage a movie theater, and we made it pretty clear that any and all customers who talked on cell phones or otherwise disturbed others to the point of causing complaints would be removed without refunds.

      Of course, we rarely had to resort to such measures, as most people had the common decency and consideration to set their phones to vibrate and go to the lobby if they needed to take a call.

      Having them is fine, as long as you have some respect for others, who also paid for the right to be able to enjoy a movie. The goal was pleasing the majority over the minority basically.

      The point is that you no more have the right to go to a movie and cause a disturbance than you do to go in to a stranger's home and vandalize it.

      Free speech is not an excuse to be rude, and it should not be used in the defense of such juvenile behavior.

    47. Re:People in movie theaters... by computer_redneck · · Score: 1

      I know this is a common belief but I'm really skeptical of it. The medical equipment used in hospitals isn't much more sensitive than any other electronic device. If this were true then one would expect cell phones to interfere with each other, or with laptops, or desktops, or DVD players, or garage door openers. Until someone holds a cellphone up to an oscilloscope and can pick up a signal without using a crystal specifically tuned to the cell phone's frequency I'm going to continue to think of this as 90% urban myth.

      I am not sure 100% of this but I do know the following. If my cell phone rings near the phone in my office the phone in my office makes a strange buzzing sound. ONLY when the cell phone is activated. Also I have asked my wife who works in an operating room about this and yes a cell phone that is receiving a call or in use does cause the instruments which are digital for the most part now to act flaky. Sorry but I do not want my heart monitor to go out on me because of a cell phone.


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    48. Re:People in movie theaters... by llortepud · · Score: 1

      Part of my point. The word 'right' is used quite loosely. In your scenario there is no 'right' to dryness in a movie theater, just has you have no 'right' not to have me dump my popcorn over your head in retaliation.

      People hide behind non-existent 'rights' rather than take responsibility for their actions and don't try to take the time to understand that there are people in the world with thought processes different from their own.

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    49. Re:People in movie theaters... by greginnj · · Score: 1

      you're right, sorry, I was typing fast. But realize you're whooshing way over the head of most people with this detail -- I've found that most assume that 'free speech' means that they can say whatever, wherever, and they first need to learn what it really is, before they can even get to can/shall. From your last sentence, it seems like you're bemoaning popular ignorance of the Constitution, too :).

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    50. Re:People in movie theaters... by magictiger · · Score: 1

      But then we'd be no better than PETA!

      At least with the paint, you won't have to deal with the "clickclickclick" of teenagers texting each other.

    51. Re:People in movie theaters... by Buran · · Score: 1

      The owner's right to control what goes on on private property. If the owner doesn't like how you're behaving (and he/she won't once others start complaining about your rudeness) you will be asked to leave. If you do not (and stand there babbling about your rights), the cops will haul you out, and maybe charge you with trespassing.

      Don't like it? Stay on public property. Say, the sidewalk out front. Or the street. Then they can't touch you.

    52. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, thank you, thank you. Someone's got sense enough to hit the nail on the head. Sounds like the other uncaring one was the fellow who gets pissed at people leaving for the bathroom or popcorn. Sometimes events just crop up that needs to get taken care of, but people with social lives already know this. Your girls car broke? Better leave that movie. Your boy's in trouble? Better leave that movie. Blocking cellphones isn't the answer, respect and politeness is. Better yet, how about we all just set up home theatres because the movies is already an atrocious experience for $9 and I can smoke a blunt before the movie without getting kirked in the parking lot out if I had a home theatre.

    53. Re:People in movie theaters... by Aralic · · Score: 2, Insightful
      When my cell phone vibrates during a movie and I look at the number to determine if it should go to voicemail or if I should excuse myself, no one is inconvenienced.

      Yeah because seeing a bright blue neon light out of the corner of my eye while in a dimlit room is not annoying in the least bit. I honestly don't think people with cellphones understand how distracting they are to everyone around them.

    54. Re:People in movie theaters... by Nodar · · Score: 1

      When I used to work in a movie theatre I used to often exercise my right to kick people out/move them to a different seat. You would be surprised what we had printed on the back of those little ticket stubs that WERE refundable up until they were ripped.

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    55. Re:People in movie theaters... by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

      This is wonderful. Your problem is moot. We'll have theaters for people who like to watch movies, and theaters for people who like to monkey with their cell phones/pages/blackberries. More than likely this will create a place where everyone can be happy. The noisy pople will be together and the quiet people will be together. Let's face it. There's no way we'd ever get along anyway. You people who have cell phones for "emergency phone calls" involving your "dying mother" or "babysitter", are actually getting calls from your friends lining up a bar for later that night. We quiet people know. We're sitting behind you. We're able to see your screen as it lights up the dark theater, so we know who's calling. LCD screens are very easy to read in the dark.

      We hear your phone beep when you "kindly" let the message role to voicemail. We hear you talk all the way out of the theater when you "have to take" your "emergency phone call" about what you're having for lunch tomorrow. We know that it's not an emergency.

      Most places like theaters and opera houses have a house manager with whom you can check your pager or phone and they can pull you out of the show if you happen to be an emergency medial worker, so that's not an issue at all. Face it. You want to be a loud noisy person. This has nothing to do with emergencies.

    56. Re:People in movie theaters... by Soporific · · Score: 1

      Holy run on sentences.

      First, your girlfriend can use her cell phone to call a cab, friend, or anyone else she can reach, her best bet being a tow truck. It's not like it's life threatening and if it is, what are you going to do? Administer CPR from the theater? No, she'd call 911.

      And in the case of the mother defense you probably shouldn't be in the movies if she is in that critical of a condition.

      Second, in the case of people using the bathroom, that's biology and not something subject to turning off.

      ~S

    57. Re:People in movie theaters... by magictiger · · Score: 1

      Solution: don't go to the theater when you're on call. Yeah, it sucks for people who are on call all the time, but that's part of the job you took. Maybe you could work something out with your employer to have a day where you can go see a movie or something without having to have your leash.

    58. Re:People in movie theaters... by ConsumerOfMany · · Score: 0

      I just throw old cell phones at them (the eighties kind) This way they can make the connection to what they are doing wrong, if they are still conscious

    59. Re:People in movie theaters... by qray · · Score: 1

      If you are a doctor on duty, you wouldn't go to the cinema, so the only excuse is that you might be a volunteer fireman.

      That or someone providing 24/7 support. I used to work for a small company. I was on call 24x7x365. There wasn't anyone to cover for me. So should I have avoided theaters, churches, etc?

      Cell Phones are just one issue. There are people who are just rude, by talking, beeping PDA's, beeping watches, leaving every 10 minutes to get a refill on pop. I don't think nano-tubes are going to fix those issues.

      There was an older technology. It used to work really well. It was called "ushers". This technology would determine if a person was disturbing the theater and then remove them. It worked really well and adapted to a number of movie going annoyances. It's probably not as cheap as nano-tube paint, but does a lot better job.

      Personally I'd probably avoid a theater that used such technology. I pay for my cell phone, I use it responsibly. I try and avoid places that assume I'm an inconsiderate jerk.
      --
      Q

    60. Re:People in movie theaters... by Angstroem · · Score: 1
      And when your mother dies in the hospital because you sat through the last two hours of lord of the rings and never got to say goodbyew to her
      She probably doesn't die because I sat in the theater for 2 hours...

      If she was already in bad condition, so that dead was imminent, then you wouldn't go to the theater but hold her hand instead of selfishly watching LOTR.

      And if she is known to have a very bad condition, you probably would have talked to her *before* you get the "she's dying real soon now, quit LOTR and come to the hospital" call.

      If she was in the hospital for a surgery, then you wouldn't go to the theater either, because your thoughts should be with her, not Gollum.

      Of course, I assume here that you are not a selfish prick. OTOH, in the above situation you wouldn't be sitting in the cinema otherwise.

      or more realisticly when your girlfriend is stranded for another two hours in the middle of nowhere when her car wont start or runs into a ditch
      This is one of the rare cases where leaving on / caring about the cell phone is excusable.

      Too many people, however, just think that her cell phone has top priority over *anything*. Sometimes it's easier to communicate with people using text messages instead of the futile attempt to talk to them face to face while constantly getting interrupted by their cell phone...

      you tell me that the 3 people you disturbed leaving that theater who are already disturbed by the people that feel the need to go to the bathroom four times during a movie or get a refil on their popcorn are more important.
      Nope, those suckers I hate as much. Just don't drink half a gallon of coke during the movie, then you don't need to visit the restroom every 20 minutes. But since the alternative is peeing full your pants, I'd let them rather go.

      The cell phone, in term, can be switched off with no side effects. (Just like you don't need another two pounds of popcorn, or tortilla chips with jalapeno dip for that matter. Better for you anyway.)

    61. Re:People in movie theaters... by shawb · · Score: 1

      But that pager will still be blocked if there is copper filled nanotube paint on the walls of the building. I think this will essentially turn the theatre into a Faraday cage (assuming the walls are grounded) although I'm not quite sure of the specifics of the material.

      --
      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
    62. Re:People in movie theaters... by Octorian · · Score: 1

      Though what really bothers me is how so many office-workers insist on putting their phones on vibrate, then placing them on the table during meetings. Yes, the table makes the vibration very annoying and audible, especially when their phones ring off the hook.

      I think too many people just havn't learned that cell phones do have a vibrate mode. Either that, or too many women keep them in purses where such a feature would be useless.

    63. Re:People in movie theaters... by dubiousdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      How is this paint going to reduce the cost of movie theater popcorn?

      --
      Thank you. Drive through.
    64. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, they aren't forcing you to use the Paint. You're argument is silly, if you have a need to be in contact don't go to places that employ the Paint. It's up to a private institution (or a public one that is not required for daily life) as to whether they want to block signals or not.

    65. Re:People in movie theaters... by bloobloo · · Score: 1

      Mobile phones ARE used for chemical plant emergency response team members to be kept in touch with 24/7. And just because you may have redundant transmitters etc for pagers doesn't mean that a Faraday cage will be able to think "oh no, that's a doctor's signal"

    66. Re:People in movie theaters... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "If you have an emergency, walk out of the bloody theater and use a land-line from a receptionist or payphone."

      Um, how is this person supposed to be notified of the emergency if his cell phone or pager cannot get a signal?

      Look, I understand that idiots with cell phones are annoying, but blocking cell signals from places like theaters is like forcing ISPs to block off a range of ports to their users because a few people pirated movies. "But what about these people who use these ports for legitimate reasons?" "Now the lawyers are annoyed, too bad."

      This is a social problem, it should be solved socially, not with technology. Believe me, you do not want to end up in a world where it's OK to do something simply because there isn't a physical or technological barrier to doing it. "My new cell phone with a fancy ass new radio technology works in this theater even though they're trying to jam the signals, that means it's okay to jabber on it!"

      --

      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    67. Re:People in movie theaters... by magictiger · · Score: 1

      or more realisticly when your girlfriend is stranded for another two hours in the middle of nowhere when her car wont start or runs into a ditch This is why the good lord jeebus made ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE. They sell it with the cell phone even!

      It's usually only a couple bucks a month extra on your cell bill and it can save you a lot of trouble when your car breaks down.

    68. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they are. You have no right to interrupt them in a theater. Damn, man, are you retarded or just a sociopath?

      Tell me, why are you in the theater wothout your girlfriend anyway? If you're getting something on the side, she's going to be pissed when gf#1 calls.

      And if your mother is in the hospital dying, why in the HELL wouldn't you be there?

      You sound like the most insensitive selfish boor I've ever had the pleasure of not meeting. It's people like you who give humans a bad name.

      Please don't respond to this, communicating with a worthless piece of shit like you makes me feel dirty. Asshole. I bet you drive a hummer and play chicken with the sports cars, too.

      -mcgrew
      (MRC="advisee")

    69. Re:People in movie theaters... by shawb · · Score: 1

      I've seen cell phones interrupt plenty of devices: TVs reception getting messed up, buzzing on speakers, etc. With those things, a little interference is just an inconvienience. With Medical Equipment, airplane navigation/control equipment, etc the small chance of failure because of cell phone interference is offset by the fact that if the equpment fails, there is a good chance that someone will die.

      --
      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
    70. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hospitals it is more dangerous to have cell phones -- because they can seriously interfere with equipment -- than to not have them and cut off emergency phone calls

      Especially since you're already in a frickin' hospital!

    71. Re:People in movie theaters... by Lactoso · · Score: 1
      "Sounds hazardous to me - little airborne filaments?"

      Quite the opposite, while in the theater you unwittingly breathe in these little nanobot f**ers and then receive a full nanobot diagnostic upon leaving. Sure would be cool to be able to catch a flick and possibly head off some serious disease with early detection. Then for a small fee the nanodoctor software would be run (I'm thinking some type of vending machine in the lobby could handle this) to fix whatever ails you from the inside.

      And should you decline the 'very reasonable' diagnostic fee, the nanoasassin software would be run instead and you'd watch helplessly as your body robot-walks back into the theater and starts bludgeoning the cellphone users and incessant chatters to death...

    72. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So and individual has no rights on private property? Fortunately you are quite wrong.

    73. Re:People in movie theaters... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Except that when you're going to be employed, you get the contract first. Ideally, they'll even have the handbook upfront as well. Most places will even negotiate a little on the contract. Maybe instead of banning you from working again for a year afterwards you can get it down to a reasonable 6 month "sabbatical".

      --
      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    74. Re:People in movie theaters... by Omaze · · Score: 1

      At random times the fusebox in my apartment makes buzzing sounds with a cyclical pattern. There isn't a single cell phone around. Not to offend your wife but I think she's noticing something which she's been instructed to notice. I'm still skeptical that it's related to cell phones. Perhaps certain models of telephones sold to business offices are designed specifically to track incoming cell phone calls for the purpose of the control freak sitting in the upper office. Why would the signal for the ring be much different than the signal for the call itself? Is the ringer circuit in your cell phone hooked to a 1000W amp? I'm not a cell phone engineer but I wouldn't expect the signal for the ring notification to be so extraordinarily different that it would affect, via an emag field, equipment nearby any more than a conversation. Does it happen when the cell is next to the desk phone? 1 foot away? 5 feet away? At the edge of your cube/office? Odd...

      --
      The government itself is not stealing your liberties. Their new programs are enabling criminals who will.
    75. Re:People in movie theaters... by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      They have purposely designed a system where they take as many patients as possible, and therefore have to work crazy hours.

      I am kind of glad that the hospitals and clinics and such take "as many patients as possible". I'd rather get that doctor working at 30% capacity than try to diagnose my own case of necrotizing fasciitis b/c "Dr. Smith just had to go home and get his eight hours of sleep, just come back tomorrow when he is feeling nice and refreshed." Or do you think they can just add doctors to the rotations so that everyone's hours can be cut? They can't. There aren't exactly a lot of enemployed MDs sitting at home watching cartoons, you know. Not to mention the incredibly thin margins many public hospitals run on.

      If doctors were really in it for the money, they would all be plastic surgeons.

      --
      ...sometimes, in order to hurt someone very badly, you have to tell that person terrible lies. - PA
    76. Re:People in movie theaters... by mr_walrus · · Score: 1

      >That or someone providing 24/7 support. I used to work for a small company.
      >I was on call 24x7x365. There wasn't anyone to cover for me.
      >So should I have avoided theaters, churches, etc?

      exactly.

      your right to pathetic employment situations does not trump everyone elses
      right to worship or to enjoy what they paid good money for.

    77. Re:People in movie theaters... by timster · · Score: 1

      No, idiot, nobody has a right to be present on any private property that isn't theirs. That's a privilege granted by the property owner which can be revoked. That's what "private" means.

      Yes, when you are in a mall, you don't have a "right" to be there.

      --
      I have seen the future, and it is inconvenient.
    78. Re:People in movie theaters... by xero314 · · Score: 1

      If you don't turn of your cell phone in a theater, you just can't follow directions. You don't turn of your cell phone in an location that people expect to not be interupted (theater, concert hall, resturaunt) then your just a prick. I have gone off on many people for cell phone use in these types of establishments, and will continue to do so. Most of the time I get applause and ovations from the rest of the patrons when I get someone to shut up or leave, or smash their cell phone on the far wall.

      Get off your high horse, your not so damn important that your calls can't wait an hour or two. You are an inconsiderate prick and you are trying to justify it by saying that the paint solution does not differentiate. Personally I don't like the paint solution because it just to permanent enough. Now if they can get the phone to explode when left on in a theater I would be happier.

    79. Re:People in movie theaters... by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      I had an allergic reaction to a medication a while back that caused some very alarming swelling of my extremedies. First step was to call the emergency on-call from my physicians office. This was near midnight. He responded to my page and gave me relevant medical instruction, saving me a trip to the ER.

      I guess that situation doesn't make sense?

    80. Re:People in movie theaters... by Buran · · Score: 1

      Your profession doesn't give you the right to to impose annoying behavior on others. Your job may require you to be "on call", but that is not a free pass to, in the process of doing those duties, piss off other people. You are expected to be "on call" in such a way so as to be considerate of others. In this case, either leave the theater before taking the call (or at least picking it up, saying "I'm in a movie, hold on while I walk outside", and then go into the hallway to take the call), or ... DON'T GO TO THE MOVIES. You're perfectly free to find something else to do instead of being a rude asshole that will rightfully get people angry with you.

    81. Re:People in movie theaters... by andy_shepard · · Score: 1

      Movie theaters should have phased arrays of microphones hooked up to machine gun turrets to automatically shoot anyone who talks during the movie.

    82. Re:People in movie theaters... by Ithika · · Score: 1

      through the pager which doesnt operate on the cell network because the cell network is not a reliable form of communication

      I think you're missing the brunt of the argument --- the copper nanotube paint will block all signals. It doesn't know what a phone network signal looks/sounds/tastes like any more than I know do. It's just a lump of metal.

      and second of all, why would you have to get a hold of a doctor at 2 am if he is travelling that just flat out doesnt make sense.

      This isn't your day is it? Let me explain how on-call works in rural areas. (The regulations have changed recently but this is the principle.)

      • The GPs for an area share out responsibility for the emergency calls. Each doctor will be responsible for a 24 hour period every fortnight or so (depending on how many doctors there are to share amongst).
      • The doctor on call on a particular night lives in town H. Generally they will have a second phone line in the house devoted to official calls. This will be redirected to dispatch during the 24 hour on-call.
      • It's 12.15am and someone has had a $MEDICAL_EMERGENCY in village V, which is a tiny little place 45 minutes drive from H. The doctor leaves home and heads towards the patient... arrives at 1am.
      • The doctor leaves the patient and heads home after 45 minutes. Time = 1.45am.
      • Fifteen minutes later another page comes in. Doctor is in the middle of nowhere. It's 2am! Doctor calls in to find out what the next emergency is...

      Now do you see why you were gabbering?

    83. Re:People in movie theaters... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Well that's just too bad. You'll have to change your behavior (like not going to the movies) to get around this problem. Blame it on all the hordes of assholes who have to annoy everyone with their unimportant cellphone calls in theaters.

      This happens with lots of things, though with many it's a minority of people who "ruin it for everyone". For instance, hitchhiking used to be a cheap way of getting around. Then some people had to rob and murder the kind-hearted people who picked them up, and now no one picks up hitchhikers. It used to be that you could leave your house door unlocked, and not mess around with keys every time you wanted to leave or go in. But then some jerks decided to take advantage of this and steal peoples' stuff, or worse barge in when they were home and attack them. So now everyone locks their doors all the time.

      This is pretty much the same thing, except the proportions are different. Now, most people who leave their cellphones on are actually assholes, and only a tiny minority might possibly have a good excuse (emergency workers), or at least be courteous enough to keep their phone on vibrate and not disturb anyone. So if you're annoyed in the future that you can't use your cellphone for emergencies in theaters, blame it on the hordes of assholes out there who ruined it for you.

    84. Re:People in movie theaters... by xornor · · Score: 1

      I guess people didn't watch movies before cell phones existed in case their mother happened to die during it? riiiiight...

    85. Re:People in movie theaters... by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      That's a pretty good idea indeed. But what about, say, doctors who are on call? I'm not sure myself, but do you think it's a good idea for them to leave their pagers with some minimum wage earning bloke? I'm honestly asking for opinions, because I just don't know.

      --
      Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    86. Re:People in movie theaters... by Moby+Cock · · Score: 1

      Nicely done.

    87. Re:People in movie theaters... by marklar1 · · Score: 1

      score 1 for this troll comment?

      self centered twit with a workin' by the hour mentality... there's nothing wrong with receiving pages or text on a phone set to vibrate.

      There are alot of people who are on call ALL THE TIME. While your pin headed imagination can't get around this one, it is true. Try thinking of rural areas where you are the only cardiologist within 40 miles, or the only ___whatever____....

      I used to cover a largely rural geography for a pacer / defibrillator company as a clinical/sales representative and took call 24 hrs. /day M-R and as a region covered calls F 6- M 12 am.

      There are numerous other examples.

      The potential loss of contact far outweighs the potential damage if a phone or beeper did sound off during a movie... out of courtesy no one should answer it in the theatre, but the messages need to get through.

    88. Re:People in movie theaters... by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      Ugh- I just realized how rude my above comment sounded. Sorry...
      Anyhow- check this out:
      D'oh! More know Simpsons than Constitution
      It is almost funny that people think the right to own a pet is a first ammendment right...
      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11611015/from/RSS/

      --
      And All I Ask is a Tall Ship And a Star to Steer Her By
    89. Re:People in movie theaters... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      How is this paint going to reduce the cost of movie theater popcorn?

      It doesn't reduce the cost of popcorn. But it increases the yield.

      Now, you can eat 100% of your popcorn, rather than eat only 80% and save the remaining 20% for throwing at inconsiderate movie-goers that yack on their phone

    90. Re:People in movie theaters... by karmatic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The theater I used to work at actually did something along those lines. When a new movie came out (something teenagers and adults would see, like White Noise), they would show the movie in two theaters at the same time.

      When you came up to buy a ticket, you were sorted based on how you looked and acted (oh no, discrimination!)

      In one theater went unaccompanied teenagers, adults with really small children, people who couldn't get off their cellphone to buy a ticket, etc.

      In the other theater went people who looked like they could be trusted to be quiet in a movie.

      We had someone at the theater doors checking ticket stubs to make sure people didn't switch theaters and the like, as well as people in the theaters themselves. In the noisy people theater, we had a police officer, and several employees, and we managed to keep it down to a decent level. People were sending text messages back and forth, and whispering, but absolute quiet simply wasn't a possibility without removing half the theater. Excessive talking, taking phone calls, etc. got a warning, followed by removal from the theater.

      In the second theater, we had a single employee, and announced a zero tolerance policy beforehand. You talk, you leave. Anyone who wanted to join the noisy theater was welcome to do so. Also, anyone who complained about the noise level in the other theater got a free readmit pass, and was issued a ticket in the "quiet" theater.

      All in all, it worked out well. We had only a few complaints from the noisy theater, and a whole bunch of people saying "thank you" for being able to sit back and watch the movie in peace. Some people simply won't be quiet, so it makes a certain amount of sense to shove them all in their own theater. They don't seem to bug each other, so it all works out in the end.

      Sadly, we couldn't do this for every showing, or even every movie. Movies like spongebob simply aren't going to be quiet no matter how hard you try. Also, I found keeping quiet (opening night) in movies like "Diary of a Mad Black Woman" to be impossible. First, it would have been necessary to remove a good chunk of the (largely adult) audience; second, I didn't want to be the lone white employee removing the aforementioned chunk of the (largely black) audience. I don't care one way or the other about race; however, the management really hated it when anything got escalated to Corporate, and that sounded like a good way get something escalated.

    91. Re:People in movie theaters... by PastAustin · · Score: 0

      Get a CRT monitor and place a cell phone next to it while it's on. Call the cell phone. The screen will flicker.
      Get a set of speakers and place a cell phone at the base of the speakers. Call the cell phone. The speakers will make a noise.

      Cell phones effect electronic devices. Period.


      Many medical tools are very sensitive. Better safe than sorry.

      --
      Firefox 2.0 - Spell Rightly.
    92. Re:People in movie theaters... by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      What about the even more trivial solution of people just not being rude assholes and turning their phones/pagers/other devices to vibrate?

      --
      Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
    93. Re:People in movie theaters... by Buran · · Score: 1

      If you have a relative in the hospital who is that ill, you shouldn't be in the theater, because you know you might get that call. There are roadside services like AAA and those that are available with (ironically) cell phone plans. If you run off the road and do not have access to an emergency help service, you have no real expectation of anyone who is not such a service to come and help you. If you run off the road, call the service, call a tow truck, flag down a passing tow truck, police car, or other qualified person. Your friends should take care of themselves. Furthermore, if they are hurt, and a member of your (or their) family calls you to tell you what happened, they will leave a voicemail. You can't justify creating a disturbance, every single time you answer the phone, just on the miniscule chance that you MIGHT have wanted to know earlier. If you're expecting an important call, what are you doing in a place where talking on the phone is frowned on?

    94. Re:People in movie theaters... by marklar1 · · Score: 1


      having a phone or pager vibrate quietly isn't annoying to anyone.

      The only thing a theatre needs to enforce is not disturbing others, which should apply to ALL conversations, whether on a phone or to the person next to you, ie. quiet area of a library, for instance.

      Any establishment that wishes to ban my talking on a cell phone better damn well be banning all conversations. If I want to sit in a restraunt and talk to my mate over a headset it is no louder or more an inconvenience than people conversing at the table...
      bunch of whiney bitches...

    95. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How, exactly, do you plan an emergency?

    96. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fag. Try throwing my cell phone against a wall. You better be one fast motherfucker, and I guarantee you won't be seeing the rest of that movie.

    97. Re:People in movie theaters... by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      In my apartment, we always know when his cellphone is about to ring, as a few seconds before his subwoofer emits a series of tones.

      Every time.

    98. Re:People in movie theaters... by Obfuscant · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I do live comedy performances, and nothing ruins the flow of the show more than a cell phone going off in the middle of a scene.

      If the vibration of my phone or pager on my belt "ruins the flow" of your comedy show, the problem is not the pager or phone, it is your skill as a comedian. Might I suggest you get a different job that you don't suck at?

    99. Re:People in movie theaters... by Omaze · · Score: 1

      That's one helluva cell phone you have there. Are you sure the output power is within the limits allowed for that class of device?

      --
      The government itself is not stealing your liberties. Their new programs are enabling criminals who will.
    100. Re:People in movie theaters... by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      I apoligize, I live in civilization. That traveling theory may cause problems for areas of Montana where only one doctor exists but for the rest of us there are MANY doctors available.

      --
      The phrase "more better" is acceptable English. suck it grammar Nazis
    101. Re:People in movie theaters... by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      "Achoo!!!"

      ***BLAMBLAMBLAM!!!***

      It shot my kid through the seat!

      ***BLAMBLAMBLAM!!!***

      AAAIIIIEEEE!!!!!

      ***BLAMBLAMBLAM!!!***

      Oh, damn, this is usher seven. Turn off the turret!

      ***BLAMBLAMBLAM!!!***


      Ahem. Carry on.

      Virg

    102. Re:People in movie theaters... by fool36 · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points.

      I can't believe that an insightful idea like "locally transmitted silence flag" gets modded the same score as "they should make you check your cell phone at the door".

      I for one welcome our new cell phone silencing overlords.

    103. Re:People in movie theaters... by empaler · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      I really don't understand people who talk in their cell phones and gets surprised when confronted. They're probably the same idiots who flock train doors making it impossible to get out of a train.

    104. Re:People in movie theaters... by shmlco · · Score: 1
      "If I want to sit in a restraunt and talk to my mate over a headset it is no louder..."

      False to fact. Most people who talk on a phone do so at a level twice as loud as that of a "normal" conversation in the same setting. Three times louder if it's a headset. In a way it's much like the idiot who shouts to you while wearing headphones and listening to music. Subconsciously, he thinks you can't hear him over the noise. If you have a poor connection, phone at low volume, or you or the recipient is in a nosiy environment or has trouble hearing, you WILL automatically raise your voice.

      I suspect if someone recorded your conversations both on and off the phone, you'd be surprised...

      --
      Any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.
    105. Re:People in movie theaters... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Well, first, we have the obvious issue of a "legitimate emergency."

      I was in a theatre recently sitting next to a couple with a child at home. The babysitter called to say that the child was misbehaving and wouldn't go to bed. To the parents, I'm sure this was a "legitimate emergency." Personally, this wasn't what I'd call a "legitimate emergency." Poor parenting in your part is not an emergency in my part.

      So, yes, I think it's fine that everyone is being "punished equally." If I owned a theatre, I would certainly do this. I'd have a sign out front saying that the theatre is shielded and return the ticket money of anyone who purchased a ticket and felt they could not be away from their phone in the event of an emergency (such as doctors, volunteer firemen, parents, etc.)

      I'd be willing to bet that I wouldn't go broke if I did this. Or at least, no worse than any theatre is going broke today...

      Again, if I owned a theatre, I'd do this and advertise it. Heck, it might get people back into the movies.

    106. Re:People in movie theaters... by publius_jr · · Score: 1
      If I were that doctor, I'd have to make an assessment of the various options. Are those pager-answering blokes reliable, from past experience, enough so to justify the risk me missing a page? If not, and I really wanted to see the movie, I might hire my own reliable pager-answering bloke. And if I couldn't bring myself to pay for a personal pager-answerer, I might just be forced to take that tragic option of not seeing the movie.

      As long as people have the option not to see the movie, I see no `crime' on the part of any theater which wanted to institute a no-pager/cell-phone policy, as long as that policy is not implicitly denied, lest doctors and others wrongly rely on that implicit assumption to severe consequences.

    107. Re:People in movie theaters... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Even better--y'know when that really tall person with the big hair sits in front of you? Lean forward so your head is right next to his...

      "I HATE CELERY!"

      ***BLAMBLAMBLAM!!!***

      Pretty girl with her boyfriend. Again, lean forward so your head is right next to his...

      "MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS!"

      ***BLAMBLAMBLAM!!!***

      "Oh, Let me offer you my condolences on your boyfriend's untimely death..."

    108. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bogus argument - by living in a society you already accept numerous other limitations of your freedom for the common good.

      I'm sure some people are upset by speed limits for example - after all, they may NEED to speed under certain "emergency" circumstances... well, too bad for them, and too bad for you.

      If you don't like the fact that a private establishment removes your ability to have your cellphone receive calls, then vote with your wallet. They are in no way beholden to you, when your request is a major reason they are losing business from many other customers.

    109. Re:People in movie theaters... by Mateito · · Score: 1

      > You do not have a right to not be annoyed by other humans.

      Your rights stop where mine start. If I've paid $13 to see a movie, and you talk all the way through it, I reserve my "right" to follow you out afterward and beat seven shades of crap out of you.

      If you want to talk for two hours, go to a bar, or a park, or stay at home.

    110. Re:People in movie theaters... by vexx0 · · Score: 0

      Yeah I bet nobody minds the distration from somebody going off and smashing somebody's cell phone. If I was around, I would probably kick your ass for causing an even bigger nuisance. But, I would at least wait untill after the movie in the parkinglot.

    111. Re:People in movie theaters... by Mateito · · Score: 1

      ... Which is why God gave us elbows.

    112. Re:People in movie theaters... by sanosuke76 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Amen on that point. I've been saying for ages that all cellphone manufacturers should be forced to honor a 'privacy' spec. Namely, if a signal on a specific frequency is being broadcast, your phone (optionally) chirps once and then is FORCED to vibrate-only mode for the duration of the signal's reception. Your phone also CANNOT place outgoing calls; incoming only. NO rings, no anything, and calls are forcibly terminated after 30 seconds.

      This represents a fair compromise between folks on call (by the way, for anyone who hasn't figured it out, on-call IS NOT always just for a week at a shot - I was on-call continuously for several years at MP3.com) and the rights of other moviegoers. All this moronic BS about totally blocking cellphones is just that, BS. What needs to happen is the forcible education of the inconsiderate morons who do more than whisper, "I'm in a movie, I'll call you back", then get up and WALK OUT.

      For the record, I do not ever use audible rings on my cellphone - it's never off of vibrate, in or out of movie theaters.

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    113. Re:People in movie theaters... by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1
      To allow certain frequencies in they must have some sort of repeater. Do you want to depend on the theater keeping its technology up?

      Also, there are a lot of people who are on call in non-life-threatening professions - but it sure is job-threatening if you miss the call. When the system is down, you are expected to respond immediately, not when the Harry Potter movie ends. When there's a "store down" you are expected to get back to the next level down in the support food chain immediately, not after the Return of the King is over.

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    114. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When my cell phone vibrates during a movie and I look at the number to determine if it should go to voicemail or if I should excuse myself, no one is inconvenienced.

      Wrong! You know damn well that the backlight from your cell phone disturbs others, no matter how hard you try to conceal it. But, just like any other inconsiderate prick, you try to rationalize your behavior.

    115. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you walk into a movie theatre, one of the first ads that come on the screen when the lights dim is "Please turn off your cell phone". They have actually made a point to say "cell phone" these days.

      Why is that?

      In fact, the theatre I go to has someone called the "inconsiderate cell phone man". They call him inconsiderate for a reason.

      I'll tell you what, it has been at least a few years since the last time I've gone into a theatre and not heard at least one cell phone go off. I highly doubt it was an emergency in any of the cases. The person didn't even bother leaving the theatre.

      Sometimes people who would normally turn off their cellphone come in during the previews and forget to hit the off button.

      A theatre is a place that should be respected for the silence and movie clarity that is expected from patrons. People pay, what is it, 10 dollars now to sit and enjoy a movie on a big screen with great sound for a couple of hours. They go into that theatre with the expectation that there will be a minimum of interruptions. With this technology, they will go into theatres with the expectation that cellphones will not work.

      Would people go to a theatre that advertised, "Do whatever makes you feel good, talk out loud if you want"? Probably not. Some of the people in this thread who keep their cellphones on at all times for "emergencies" probably wouldn't even go to this theatre.

      Now, being that you just paid 10 dollars for your movie, in a privately owned facility, should it not be up to the owners to decide whether they want signals coming into the theatres that interrupt the experience? They can even tell their patrons "You will not be able to receive calls in this theatre due to a special coating on the walls". No harm, no foul. People will either accept the agreement, or they will leave the theatre.

      People who are expecting emergencies will not go to this theatre. People who realize "There are times when people should not be able to contact me", will definitely come to this theatre. Respectful people will come to this theatre.

      Ushers are great, in that AFTER the disturbance has been created, they can remove the patron from the theatre. (possibly even after the patron makes a scene). However, why not avoid the problem altogether by removing cellphones/pagers from the picture, by not allowing them to work. People agree to the contract by entering the theatre, and have no choice but to abide by the rule.

      Last time I checked, there is nothing in the constitution that says a person has the right to use their cellphone in any location they see fit. Just as there is no law saying a person has the right to carry mace onto an airplane.

      "BUT SOMEONE MAY ATTACK ME ON THE AIRPLANE.. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEFEND MYSELF!"

      riiiiiggghhhhttt....

    116. Re:People in movie theaters... by boomfart · · Score: 1

      There are many valid reason for needing a moblie phone on just because your tiny imagination cannot concieve of more than 2 is no reason to dump on the rest. I used to be on call 24/7 as a service tech I would avoid movies or switch my phone to vibrate. The rudest thing I regularly came across were phone nazis who would take the fact that you were on the phone in public as an excuse to be rude. I had people try to push in line at counters cos I answered a call like I couldn't stand in line and talk long enough to find out if it was a genuine problem. As for there being a time when there was no 24/7 connectivity it is available NOW and customers expect it but employers will not longer pay a premium for 24/7 access as all you need is a phone its not like you can't go anywhere when on call like the bad old days when you had to stay home by the phone (and usually got a reasonable allowance for it). Basicly the morons that used their phones like toys have screwed it for those that need them. If people or busineses want to use this fine just PLEASE make it obvious that phone signals are blocked so I can decide if my calls are important.

    117. Re:People in movie theaters... by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Esitmated time to theatre: 30mins (Made-up estimate, but reasonable enough.)
      Duration of film with camera in hand: 110 minutes (Accounting for pre-showcrapertisement, ads, previews et al, and of course the film itself.)
      Drive back home: 30 mins (give or take, late-afternoon rush-hour or late-night traffic filled with late-night movie-goers, works out aboutt the same)
      Time to encode video to hard-drive: 30 minutes (Rough estimate, varies based on system specs.)
      Time to transfer via torrent/P2P: 1 hr (Again, rough estimate.)

      This works out to a little more than four and a half hours. :P

    118. Re:People in movie theaters... by qray · · Score: 1

      your right to pathetic employment situations does not trump everyone elses right to worship or to enjoy what they paid good money for.

      How does my getting up and leaving the theater to hold a conversation outside the theater bother you any more than someone going to the bathroom or concession stand? I'm not trying to defend the idiots that hold converstations or don't switch to a non-audible mode.
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    119. Re:People in movie theaters... by woolio · · Score: 1

      ahead of time that they are planning an emergency

      There was a time not too long ago, when mail was carried on horseback... When telegrams were expensive and probably still took a few hours to deliver... The world did not end due to such delays.

      If emergencies are going to be planned, then the people involved shouldn't be watching movies in theaters... They shouldn't be sitting in church. They shouldn't be attending an opera/lecture/etc...

      There are really very few actual emergencies... A stock losing $0.50 is not an emergency.

      If one's employment demands that they work 8-10hrs/day and handle "emergencies" at night, I think the bigger emergency is "WTF are they doing with their life".

      Interestingly, I think I have seem some newly built buidling that were deisgned to block out cell phones... They are about the ground yet somehow there is no coverage inside the conference/auditorium rooms... Presentations are remarkably smooth...

      I have a feeling that most "on-call" medical doctors don't go to the movie theater much. And considering their hours, its probably easier for them to rent the movie and watch it at home at 3am.

    120. Re:People in movie theaters... by hokeyru · · Score: 1

      People are still going to be capable of making noise in a theater, even if you block cell signals. This isn't a technology problem, it's a social problem.

      Here's the social solution: Pick up some candy in the lobby, and nail those bastards in the head.

    121. Re:People in movie theaters... by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      Nice 100% wrong snap judgement. I have a cell phone that I rarely take with me, and is never taken off silent mode. I think people whose cell phones are constantly ringing are the most inconciderate people the world. Most people know never to call me unless armageddon has come, so when someone does call me I take it with some degree of severity. What I do object to is placing an iron curtain around a theater to stop everyone including those who are responsible about their cell phone usage.

    122. Re:People in movie theaters... by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      And I bet people never went out of town because their children might start vomiting blood. The point is not whether in the past things would have been possible, but whether now that they are possible you'd like to take advantage of them.

    123. Re:People in movie theaters... by xero314 · · Score: 1

      Since you were the one that wasn't an AC I thought I'd give you a response. I have heard those same threats from people just moments before going balistic. Oddly enough no one has ever carried through with those threats. This is either do the fact that I have a heck of alot more support than the assholes on their phones in theaters, or that I'm probably crazier than most. Most people, after seeing the seriousness in my eyes, are just happy I only threw thier phone.

      Look I'm a nice guy, most of the time. Cell phones, or talking, in inappropriate places do drive me a little mad. And I don't care who you are I WILL make sure you don't interupt a movie I paid for with out you paying a bit extra. And for the rest of theater, I WILL have the movie restarted if the annoyance is significant.

    124. Re:People in movie theaters... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      And for the rest of theater, I WILL have the movie restarted if the annoyance is significant.
       
      Not with modern platter technology, you won't. Unless you want to wait for the length of time that it will take for the current run of the film to go through and wind back onto the platter before getting your restart.
       
      Platters have no "rewind" or "back up" function, unless the projectionist cranks it backward by hand, which is next-to-impossible to do with one person and almost-impossible to do with two.

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    125. Re:People in movie theaters... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      1. Silence is priceless.

      2. If you need to make an emergency call, then go outside? On call? Then don't go into a nanotube room.

    126. Re:People in movie theaters... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Having a new piece of technology doesn't give you the right to use it everywhere you want.

      There are tunnels underground where you can't get mobile access, should the owners of such tunnels have to put in phone masts so doctors on call can be contacted?

    127. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the paint will be cheap, however you have to ask the question "cost with respect to what?".

      If you compare price of the paint to say copper mesh then I am sure the cost of the paint will a fraction of the price of mesh. The plus being it would be relatively easy to apply.

      Now my comment on blocking emergency calls. If you are on-call/standby for emergency services etc, then why are you at a movie theater? I am aware of the "Oh I may get an emergency call", all I can ask here is who from? and again why are you at a movie theater? If you need to be contactable then you need to be able to devote you time to the person/people who may contact you, that is the whole idea of on-call and standby. For those who are not on-call or standby then why don't you switch of you phone anyway?

      For those who will say that the baby sitter may need to contact me. Then ask yourself why would this need to done, are you that paranoide? I would recommend a new or better qualified baby sitter and please don't come back at me "what if the baby is sick?", if that is the case you should not be going out, or at least arrange for a proper care giver.

      To the Doctor or emergency services professional, again see comments on standby. If you are not on standby and expect an emergency then I suggest you calm down and switch off your mobile or you will find yourself having a breakdown. No one is that essential and you would do your colleagues (not to mention yourself) a great disservice if you collapse.

      In many high level meetings I sometime attend one of the first things that is done (it is almost religious) is to switch of your mobile and place it face up on the table. In fact if you don't you will normally be told to leave. In some meetings PC's are banned (they can be quite noisy and disruptive) and only pen/pencil and paper is allowed. Tablets and PDA's (non phone type) are starting to become acceptable but if the input is set to beep then it has to be switched off.

    128. Re:People in movie theaters... by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      No, idiot, nobody has a right to be present on any private property that isn't theirs.

      Actually, you're wrong. When the property owner (in this case a theater) decided to become a "public accomodation", they partially lost the right to decide who could and couldn't be on their property. Try opening a whites-only movie theater. It's illegal. When you open your doors to the public, you lose the right to make blanket decisions about who is allowed to be on your property. You can still remove an unruly customer 'for cause'.

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    129. Re:People in movie theaters... by indifferent+children · · Score: 2, Funny
      "You do not have a right to not be annoyed by other humans." I honestly, and seriously disagree. I have the right NOT to be annoyed.

      You're both annoying the crap out of me; please surrender yourselves at your local police stations for re-education (and a free beating).

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    130. Re:People in movie theaters... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Candy? I always grab a pack of those AOL CDs...

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    131. Re:People in movie theaters... by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      My high school building did a quite good job of blocking cell phone signals. It makes me wonder what was in the walls... copper-filled asbestos anyone?

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    132. Re:People in movie theaters... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I hope you realize that the doctor who's at 30% capacity will probably mistake a bad appendix for a kidney stone. Do you really want to be operated on by someone who's been awake for 36+ hours?

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    133. Re:People in movie theaters... by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      > "Oh, Let me offer you my condolences on your boyfriend's untimely death..."

      ***BLAMBLAMBLAM!!!***


      Too bad for you.

      Virg

    134. Re:People in movie theaters... by laklare · · Score: 1

      Well said!

    135. Re:People in movie theaters... by laklare · · Score: 1

      If you're reading text messages on the person's cell phone in front of you, it sounds like you have a problem concentrating on the movie screen.

    136. Re:People in movie theaters... by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      You're right; it is ridiculous that residents are serving 36 hour shifts on occasion. However, this has nothing to do with trying to see as many patients as possible. The residents could work just as many hours, and see just as many patients, working two 18 hour shifts, with a break in between. Hospital managers claim that it is a staffing issue, but I don't see how. From the doctors that I have spoken to about it, it is more of a "We had to do it as residents, now you have to do it" mentality than anything else. More of a hazing attitude than anything to do with greed.

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    137. Re:People in movie theaters... by Ithika · · Score: 1

      What makes you assume I even live in the USA?

    138. Re:People in movie theaters... by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

      Yes that's correct. But since it's a movie, watching is the prefered activity, not texting.

    139. Re:People in movie theaters... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "There are tunnels underground where you can't get mobile access, should the owners of such tunnels have to put in phone masts so doctors on call can be contacted?"

      Crying babies are annoying in theaters, do you start handing out duct tape?

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    140. Re:People in movie theaters... by xero314 · · Score: 1

      If that where the case, and they film happen to be on a single platter, Then I would have everyone's money reimbursed and make sure they are allowed to see the rest of the film. The point is, people have a certain expectation when entring a theater, or other private establishment designed for the enjoyment of an event that does not have some form of interaction built into it. People who interupt others expectated privacy by yammering on a phone deserve much worser than lose of ability to use their phone, and the establishment should be held responsible for allowing someone to interupt the others. Most of these establishments agree and will reimburse you if you ask and can show that a disturbance has been made.

      Because of this, I do forsee in the future, many of these establishments using methods of blocking transmissions of phone calls, so that they can give their patrons a better experience. The movie theater talkers are the minority, by a long shot, except in certain parts of the united states, and they should not have the right to disrupt those around them.

      If you are one of those people that like using cell phones in theaters, you brought it on yourself. And for once I thank you for being a dick, since you are on the verge of making it nicer for the rest of us, permanently.

    141. Re:People in movie theaters... by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

      This isn't a snap judgment. I've had years to think it over. Simple solution. You go to the cell phone allowed theater. People who never have emergencies that can't wait 2 hours go the cell phone not allowed theater.
      What's the problem?

    142. Re:People in movie theaters... by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      The financial aspects of creating a parrallel set of movie theaters so people can have cell phone and non-cell phone theaters seems like it would prohibitive. I don't thing it would be effective to the profit margines of theaters owners.

    143. Re:People in movie theaters... by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

      True, which is why probably you cell phone users will eventually have to start watching movies only at home. People who want to sit quietly in a movie with no cellphone noise are the vast majority (or teenagers who are going to go regardless), so probably the cellphone allowed theaters will become the bargain cinemas and lower end theaters at the end of their lifecycle.
      And really I don't care about this as much in the movie theater chains. I go mostly to theaters that show independent movies, and that by and large have patrons who know how to turn off their cell phones. My main concern are places with live performance such as theatrical theaters, operas, ballets, etc. Where it is NEVER acceptable for a cell phone to go off, and can in certain situations cause performers to become distracted and possibly harm themselves (if in a fight scene, or dance). Those places should (and probably will) become cell phone free as soon as possible.
      And the reason I don't care about your emergencies is that for thousands of years mankind has been able to do things without being contactable in emergencies 24/7. This is not a right, nor is it a need. If you worry that much about the people who might contact you with an emergency, stay home by the phone and worry. Stay out of our public places. If your employer makes you have a 24/7 contract get a new job. I'm not getting paid by your employer to be disturbed by you.

    144. Re:People in movie theaters... by atomic_toaster · · Score: 1

      There was a time not too long ago, when mail was carried on horseback... When telegrams were expensive and probably still took a few hours to deliver... The world did not end due to such delays.

      This is entirely a case of "that was then, this is now." Times have changed. To use a similar analogy to your own, have you ever had the computers at work go down? Well, twenty years ago computers weren't widely used at work (unless you were researching them)... A hundred years ago, they didn't even exist! So because people used to do without them, you should be able to now, right?

      Sure, there are a lot of rude people out there who use their cell phones when it is not appropriate, i.e. in meetings and when watching movies at the theatre. It's kind of like people who, despite warnings, download attachments and get the work computer network infected. There would be a huge outcry from nerds and non-nerds alike if everyone went back to stand-alone computers because some people just don't have a clue.

    145. Re:People in movie theaters... by woolio · · Score: 1

      Well, instead of working out some kind of shift scheme to divide the 24hr day, too many companies find it easier just to abuse a single individual/group 24hrs/day, 7days a week... Both this problem and its remedy do not involve technology.

    146. Re:People in movie theaters... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      No, just don't let them in. The only purpose for a baby in a cinema is to annoy other people. People who take babies into such places are vermin.

    147. Re:People in movie theaters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goddamn nerds, remind me never to post here again.
      Sometimes things just suck and you have to put up with it. Sometimes people need to talk to other people or miss out on an opportunity. It's as simple as that.
      To the guy that breaks people's cellphones for a standing ovation: you need to have your face broken.
      To everyone else who's all about being disturbed by blinking leds and lcds: you don't need to be in a theatre if it bothers you that much.
      Your panties are in a bunch and there's a bee in your ass.
      Sometimes emergencies happen, sometimes people leave their phones on vibrate. If you can't handle it, you need to stay away from people. Because people will NOT CHANGE TO SUIT YOU.
      buncha pricks...

    148. Re:People in movie theaters... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "No, just don't let them in. The only purpose for a baby in a cinema is to annoy other people. People who take babies into such places are vermin. "

      No no no, we should duct-tape their mouthes shut. It's a technological solution that'll allow people to bring their babies into a theater AND maintain absolute silence. Afterall, what right does a baby have to cry anywhere it goes?

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    149. Re:People in movie theaters... by XenoRyet · · Score: 1
      Yes, I'll depend on the theater keeping the repeater up. Given all the other technologies theaters seem to be able to keep running, I think it'll be fine.

      And if someone has a job where they cannot under any curcumstances be incommunicado for 2 hours, then they just don't get to go see movies or plays. They chose that job, and having that job doesn't give them the right to degrade the experience for the other 200-1000 people who paid to see an uniterupted event.

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    150. Re:People in movie theaters... by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1
      You have more faith than I do in a theater (not necessarily a movie theater) keeping a piece of technology, which is NOT critical to the show, functioning in the long run. Do I think they can maintain the projector, surround sound, lights, microphones, etc? Sure - and if one breaks they (and everyone in the theater) probably knows it, and they fix it immediately.

      I do have a job where I can't be out of contact for 2 hours. I know how to set my pager and cell phone on vibrate, and my leaving to deal with a call is no more disruptive than someone leaving to buy popcorn, go to the restroom, or take out their crying child (not that anyone ever does THAT.)

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    151. Re:People in movie theaters... by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      I think that as someone who mostly frequrents small independent arts theaters you gravely misjudge the moviegoing populace. When I sit down to see the latest blockbuster I generally see atleast ten people talking on phones until the house lights dim. These of course aren't the only people with phones, simply the ones who are on the phone at that time. At least half the people in there make an almost synchronized motion to turn off or silence their phones when the screen tells them to. I have, in a display I find utterly baffling, watched a group of teenagers sit down in a movie that they've all paid $8.25 to see, get a phone call and leave before it even starts. Do I think that if movie theaters suddenly blacked out cellphone calls that they'd all go out of business? No, a majority probably wouldn't care, but if you asked me whether I think the theaters are willing to spend money to loose business in hopes that this new cellphone free experience would boost their profits I'd say you're out of your mind. People don't stop going to movies because of a cell phone going off, or becasue they're charged $4 for soda or $8.25 for a ticket to a terrible rehashed remake, sit com, or sequil.
      To you not caring, all I can ask is what exactly is the point of making advances in technology if not to use them to someway better our lives. You might want to give up that computer, it's not a neccessity. The reply to that would be, "My computer isn't bothering anybody" which brings me to:
      I object to the use of "you" as I have no to date answered my phone during countless movie attendences as well as I number of plays. It's not an issue of worrying that the worst will happen an sitting home afraid all your life. I'm not worried at all, and that's why I rarely carry my phone an always have it on silent. However, as the technology exists to keep me well informed I'm going to use it. You, rather than being upset with people who talk during movies, people who are loud and obnouxious, people who as you feel endanger others safety, you're having an eShouthing-Match with a person who bring a phone, on silent, never answered, into a movie theater that you by your own admission are unlikely to be in, becasue the mere possiblity of an emergency, which I use in the gravest sense of the word, might upset your viewing pleasure.
      Nice.

    152. Re:People in movie theaters... by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm not shouting. And quite frankly it's a pet peeve. I'm sure you have one. Like people who leave their grass long, or the guy who parks his boat on the street, or whatever. I happen to almost get run off the road by cell phone users on a daily basis, often get slammed into by distracted cell phone users while walking, and often have a movie interrupted by a cell phone user. So I don't like people with cell phones, and I carry one now... for emergencies.
      As for the commercial aspects. I expect it will be like anything. People who want to go to nice theaters will find that cell phones are blocked. People that want to go see blockbusters in theaters decorated in Purple, Orange and neon will find the usual crowd scenes from the WWE. I guess some people like the community of the movie experience.

    153. Re:People in movie theaters... by marklar1 · · Score: 1

      "False to fact."

      Whose fact is this?

      Who are you comparing my volume to?

      More to the point, a REAL FACT is that people talk at very different volumes inherently...even IF I was louder for me, would I be loud compared to the grandpa with a poor hearing aid? Unless you are going to start going around and imposing a DB limit on table conversations of every kind, then I say Bollocks and I'll talk till the cows come home.

      And for the immeasurable # of days/nights/weekends that I've been on call for a life-saving service (ie. direct patient healthcare purpose--as opposed to the above programmer-contractor being "on call " for mp3.com -- god forbid a website or internal system of such import go down, though I understand that what we are discussing here isn't the relative import of receiving the notifications, it is just a matter of receiving them) I have NEVER taken a call in a movie theatre or anywhere else that is an otherwise quiet place...

      To disable the ability to receive incoming pages and cell phone messages/rings w/ caller ID, etc... is ridiculous, pointless waste...JUST ENFORCE THE RULES AS POSTED: get an usher, and if that doesn't work grow some balls and politely ask the person to respect their surroundings...

  3. Better Application? by umrgregg · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Nothing for you to hear here. Please move along."

    Thank GOD. But I still think the best option is to just dump a can of this paint on the offenders and then light them on fire.

    Much more direct. And you don't have to listen to them yap to the person next to them about how their cell phone isn't working.

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    1. Re:Better Application? by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1

      Id like to get this in automotive clearcoat, please!

    2. Re:Better Application? by 955301 · · Score: 1

      And you don't have to listen to them yap to the person next to them about how their cell phone isn't working.

      Perhaps, but the writhing in agony and screaming may get old.

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  4. Hold on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    can you hear me now ?

    1. Re:Hold on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... GOOD!!!

  5. Illegal? by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At least in the USA, cell phone jammers are illegal. Because this paint isn't emitting signals to accomplish the same purpose, could it be legal?

    1. Re:Illegal? by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's legal. It's also legal to build a Faraday cage around your store, if you wanted to, which is pretty much what this paint is.

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    2. Re:Illegal? by Moby+Cock · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't it be? Its a purely passive method of damping.

      When I was a kid I helped my father build a corrugated tin shed. My brother tried to use his cell phone in it over christmas and found no signal. There have been no charges laid in connection with the construction of the shed.

    3. Re:Illegal? by Erioll · · Score: 1

      From the article, the cell company representative says it's illegal, but the company that makes the paint says it isn't.

      Which figures of course, but isn't an answer either.

    4. Re:Illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, the jammers you link to can't be sold into the US or Europe (From the website: Due to non CE approval of these products we cannot sell these products into any European Union country.) So why are they advertising in English?

    5. Re:Illegal? by dvdsmith · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but sometime back I did some research on the subject of jamming, specifically to jam rogue wifi access points. I actually got an email back from the FCC, basically stating that active jamming or radio waves is illegal for civilian use. From what I found out, only police forces and other gov't agencies can use ACTIVE jamming. I found no laws or regulations against PASSIVE jamming. Anybody know more?

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    6. Re:Illegal? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Not really. It's like the difference between yelling really really loud and wearing ear plugs.

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    7. Re:Illegal? by xs650 · · Score: 1
      From the article, the cell company representative says it's illegal,

      If the cell company rep's lips were moving when he said that, that's prima facie evidence that it's legal.

    8. Re:Illegal? by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      1. Other people speak English

      2. People break the law

    9. Re:Illegal? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Why wouldn't it be? Its a purely passive method of damping."

      Your problem is that you're trying to apply reason to the issue. This is completely irrelevant when it comes to the law. In many jurisdictions, it's illegal to own a "bullet-proof" vest, because obviously the only reason you would want it is if you're planning to do something illegal.

      Don't you see, if it blocks cell phones, then it could also block other transmitting waves, such as bugs or undercover wired polizei. Anybody who wants to try and set up a drug/gun/(insert misc. illicit activity here) deal will say "Let's meet at the Opera House to discuss this." Or better yet, they'll have their own placed painted with it. As you can see, simply because some people might abuse something, it must be verboten for all of us.

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    10. Re:Illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why jam them? a linux box with an orinco gold card can broadcast thousands of fake AP signals making it nearly impossible to find the rogue AP in a sea of all alike names.

      It also gave the IT security sweep here major holy crap fits. I was broadcasting several hundred AP's all with dictionary names and linksys,dlink,etc.... so when he fired up his expensive Wifi detection system it was overwhelmed.

      Quite funny to watch an "expert" fall to pieces because he does not know what is going on. I cant wait for the next one so I can follow him around with my zaurus claiming it is an open accesspoint and giving out a DHCP lease that matches the building's network addresses.

    11. Re:Illegal? by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      It is illegal to jam (cause harmful RF interference). But this isn't jamming. It's just the application of a material that radio waves find difficult to penetrate.

      You have no guaranteed right to pass radio waves through the walls of my business. I'm certainly not allowed to broadcast my own radio waves just to mess with your own, but that's not what's happening here.

    12. Re:Illegal? by troll+-1 · · Score: 1

      Here's the link

    13. Re:Illegal? by Balthisar · · Score: 1

      This isn't a jammer. Jammers jam, meaning that they transmit or broadcast competing radio signals that effectively wash out the signal of interest. Blocking a signal is NOT jamming, and there are no prohibitions in any US law that I've ever seen (I've looked) that govern the blocking of signals.

      So, this is a painted-on Faraday cage, then?

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    14. Re:Illegal? by steveo777 · · Score: 1
      I imagine it would be a safety concern.
      "Hello, we're in the orchestra hall and there are men with guns who are taking everyone's money."
      or perhaps
      "Yes, I'm in Office # 511 and the fire is keeping me from escaping and there's no fire escape." The thinking here is the workplace deciding to just take away your ability to make cell phone calls, rather than make a request.

      Of course, I wouldn't mind painting a teenager's car with this stuff to prevent inatentive driving. Seeing as studies have shown that in any environment, teenagers (even up to 21 years old) get into over 2 times the accidents (20% more likely to be fatal) than any other age group. Add in the cell phone and the numbers double. Here in MN a law was passed that makes it illegal to talk on your cell if you're under 18.


      I think imparing a person's ability to contact emergency services is illeagle. Unless they are in protective custody (as the holder of the custody should be able to contact emergency services).

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    15. Re:Illegal? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      If the cel phone rep considers this passive blocking to be illegal than they apparently consider most buildings illegal. Ever try to have a conversation with someone who is in the middle of a building in a wire closet? Fugedaboutit. Why do you think they have cel boosters in high rise buildings? It's to boost the anemic signal due to the metal frame of the building so cel phones can work.

      The rep is only saying that to cover their butt so when people do start using this product and people can't get reception the companies can always claim that the bad service isn't their fault, it's the fault of the place the person is in for using this paint.

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    16. Re:Illegal? by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't take that web page as the law in this case. It is an information page from the FCC, and it states that the relevant law is the Communications Act of 1934. It starts off saying that the act prohibits the use of transmitters to jam or block, but then it says that it probhibits anyone from willfully or maliciously blocking or jamming. Without reviewing the actual text of the act it would be hard to say whether it addresses passive (non-transmitter) techniques, of even if the act of putting up the paint would be considered active blocking.

    17. Re:Illegal? by sysbot · · Score: 1

      Only if it's active. Passive is not considered jamming, like making ur car invisible to cop's radar by say painting it with electromagnetic absorbant material, then it's perfectly legal. Attempting to send out a stronger signal to block the cop's rader is illegal.

    18. Re:Illegal? by ClockN · · Score: 1

      I think imparing a person's ability to contact emergency services is illeagle. Ever had a cell call impaired in an elevator? Are elevator manufactures breaking the law?

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    19. Re:Illegal? by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1
      ecause this paint isn't emitting signals to accomplish the same purpose, could it be legal?


      I don't think so.

      Cell phone jammers are, IIRC, regulated by the FCC as emitting devices. This paint would be passive ( i.e. non-emitting ) and as legal as steel rebar construction ( something else which can block radio waves ).

    20. Re:Illegal? by LordNimon · · Score: 1
      in many jurisdictions, it's illegal to own a "bullet-proof" vest

      I don't think that's true. Do you have a source for that?

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    21. Re:Illegal? by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      So by the same reasoning would concrete bunkers deep underground be illegal?

      -CGP

    22. Re:Illegal? by Nilcen · · Score: 1

      Not only is it illegal to use a cell phone jammer, or any other radio-signal jammer, it's illegal to even advertise one for sale according to the FCC

    23. Re:Illegal? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't think it's true either, unless maybe he was talking about someplace outside the US... the world being larger than just the Estados Unidos Norteamericanos. Then again, for all I know, you live in Barbados...

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    24. Re:Illegal? by Omaze · · Score: 1

      Maybe the legal beagles will argue that a person using this sort of paint is broadcasting anti-signals, like dark or anti matter, and therefore violating broadcast laws. The world is a sick place when attorneys become armchair physicists.

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    25. Re:Illegal? by cosinezero · · Score: 1

      Man, if I tried to sue my dad for anything involving his shed, he'd probably take me out behind it and whip me good.

    26. Re:Illegal? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      The reason it's illegal is because it also blocks police and fire department radios and the cell phones of people dying of strokes in the bathroom.

    27. Re:Illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also illegal to talk about them or even think about them.

    28. Re:Illegal? by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      The only time I've seen Body Armor mentioned in a legal manner is if it is worn when committing a felony, it adds another charge or increases the class of felony (from c to b, for example) against the felon.

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    29. Re:Illegal? by HTL2001 · · Score: 1

      theres either a phone or an "emergency call" button in an elevator

      I guess there'd be a problem with power outages, but its not the elevator's goal to block the signal, and I doubt there could be a case brought up that an elevator was unsafe because of this...

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    30. Re:Illegal? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1
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    31. Re:Illegal? by HairyCanary · · Score: 1
      theres either a phone or an "emergency call" button in an elevator

      Are there not wired phones inside auditoriums, theaters, and other buildings? What ever did we do before the invention of cellular phones?

    32. Re:Illegal? by AlterTick · · Score: 1
      The reason it's illegal is because it also blocks police and fire department radios and the cell phones of people dying of strokes in the bathroom.

      No, the reason it's illegal is because the FCC prohibits the intentional jamming other signals, particularly when you are not licensed to broadcast on that frequency. There's no law that says builders have to bend over backwards so firemen, cops, and people dying of strokes can use their radio transmitters effectively.

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    33. Re:Illegal? by AlterTick · · Score: 1
      I think imparing a person's ability to contact emergency services is illeagle.

      You think wrong. There's no law that requires owners of structures to ensure that the occupants' radio transmitters work effectively. There's not even a law that does so in a roundabout way by prohibiting "imparing a person's ability to contact emergency services". Honestly, why do people just sit around and imagine what they think the law ought to be before talking about it, rather than seeing what it actually is?

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    34. Re:Illegal? by AlterTick · · Score: 1
      it would be hard to say whether it addresses passive (non-transmitter) techniques, of even if the act of putting up the paint would be considered active blocking.

      When the FCC says "passive" and "active" with regard to blocking radio transmissions, "active" always means "emitting RF radiation", and "passive" always means "NOT emitting RF radiation". Paint, all by itself, will always be passive.

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    35. Re:Illegal? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      There's no law that says builders have to bend over backwards so firemen, cops, and people dying of strokes can use their radio transmitters effectively.

      You have to bend over backwards to avoid installing nanotech-based jamming paint? WTF kind of building codes do they have where you are?

    36. Re:Illegal? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      when he fired up his expensive Wifi detection system it was overwhelmed.

      The $500 "expensive" wifi detection systems would probably have some problems, but, unless you switch your MAC for every SSID broadcast, the $2000+ gear would easily be able to identify the MAC and let the user filter it out so it was invisible, then check everything without the rougue AP. When done with that, a simple directional antenna locked onto the MAC (ignoring any SSIDs or other traffic, other than to determine signal strength), and track down that device and take a baseball bat to it.

      Well, given that most "wifi engineers" are high school dropouts that barely know how to enable WEP on a Linksys, I'm not surprised that your tricks gave them fits. But if ever you run across someone that knows what he is doing (rare, I know), they will not be confused on how to identify and remove the device, only on why someone would bother.

    37. Re:Illegal? by AlterTick · · Score: 1
      You have to bend over backwards to avoid installing nanotech-based jamming paint? WTF kind of building codes do they have where you are?

      We, like pretty much everyone else, have building codes that don't require the builder to ensure any particular level RF trasparency. Requiring radio functionality inside would inevitably require the builder to do some sort of testing before inspection. That pretty much constitutes bending over backwards. Such law would certainly make no distinction between intentional (paint) or unintentional (rebar) signal blocking. So yes, in such a case not applying said paint would involve a great deal of related back-bending.

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    38. Re:Illegal? by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      I hate the argument that people are being prevented from contacting anyone as if before cellphones everyone trapped in a burning building was destined to die there.

      Case 1: If you're in a concert hall and there's armed robbers taking everyone's money, chances are they're not going to make it easy for you to make that call either, and if you manage, they're probably not going to be terribly happy with you about it.

      Case 2: If you're in a burning office and the fire is keeping you from escaping you may still be able to use a land-line, afterall, you're in an office, plus i'd probably be too busy trying to find alternate ways out to be bothered with a phone call anyway...

      I've stated it earlier in this thread, but I don't think it can be overstated, but I think cellphones are becoming a -ridiculous- dependancy. Do you -really- need to make/accept phone calls in a theater? or at a concert? or at dinner? or on your way to the video store? I'm on call pretty much at all times, but if I'm going to go to a movie I make sure someone's covering for me for a couple hours and shut off my phone, any calls that come in during dinner can generally wait a half hour until I leave, or 5 minutes until I can excuse myself and get away from the table.

      Sure it's a minor convenience in some cases, but a lot of people take it to a point where they just become rude and/or inconsiderate. (IMO)

    39. Re:Illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're illegal because they can interfere with pacemakers.

    40. Re:Illegal? by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

      OK. But the page doesn't actually use the terms active or passive. What it says is:

      The Act prohibits any person from willfully or maliciously interfering with the radio communications of any station licensed or authorized under the Act or operated by the U.S. government.

      As I indicated, at the beginning it talks about operating transmitters, but then it references "willfully or maliciously interfering", and I would say that installing RF blocking paint for the purpose of blocking reception would be willfully interfering. But it's unclear from the info page whether the standard of the law is either a) willfully or maliciously interfering, or b) willfully or maliciously operating a transmitter that interferes.

    41. Re:Illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "CB radios, electric drills, electric blankets, electric shavers, ham radios, heating pads, metal detectors, microwave ovens, TV transmitters and remote control TV changers, in general, have not been shown to damage pacemaker pulse generators, change pacing rates or totally inhibit pacemaker output." (Emphasis Mine)

      From your own link dumbass.
      My comment stands.

    42. Re:Illegal? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I like your "cel phone" concept. Is that what you use to talk to expensive single frames of moving images of Mickey?

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    43. Re:Illegal? by xenobyte · · Score: 1

      So by the same reasoning would concrete bunkers deep underground be illegal?

      Nope, because you have no expectation about the availability of cell phone service in such a place.

      In a regular building in the middle of a city, you'd expect cell phone coverage so some extent, and thus blocking all signal should be illegal unless clearly stated on signs everywhere, including at the entrance. This way people that need cell phone coverage can avoid doing business with cell phone unfriendly establishments.

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    44. Re:Illegal? by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      I think imparing a person's ability to contact emergency services is illeagle.

      What does a sick bird of prey have to do with this discussion?

  6. Do they make it in paintball form? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I can pelt the idiots using their cell phones in a movie theater

    1. Re:Do they make it in paintball form? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And whats wrong with just chucking the whole can of paint at them? With the right amount of force, it's much more effective.

    2. Re:Do they make it in paintball form? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1
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  7. OPTIMUS PRIME WAS TEH BEST TRANSFORMAR EVAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    1. Re:OPTIMUS PRIME WAS TEH BEST TRANSFORMAR EVAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent (+1, Fuck Yeah!!!!)

  8. Is this the new high-tech tinfoil?? by the_rajah · · Score: 1

    Can I get a hat made of it?

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    1. Re:Is this the new high-tech tinfoil?? by kclittle · · Score: 2, Funny
      No need for the hat -- just shave head and apply paint directly. You'll look very kewl...

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    2. Re:Is this the new high-tech tinfoil?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just paint your head with this?

    3. Re:Is this the new high-tech tinfoil?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too damn funny!

    4. Re:Is this the new high-tech tinfoil?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmm, i don't like the anonymous thing, but that's what i get for doing this in school... blocks logins, even with a proper proxy
      anyway, some grad students at MIT did a study on those foil hats. they tried three different shapes of hats, and mounted antenna under the hats. the frequency sweep was from 10 KHz to 3 GHz, shapes had minimal effect. they found that, overall, radio signal strength was decreased by up to ten dB, except for 1.2 GHz and 2.6 GHz, where strength was increased by 20 to 30 dB. coincidentally, both are owned by the government. i found this in popular science, but i can't find it on the website. you could probably google it or check at MIT's site, though.
      this new stuff, though? might work. depends on how close together the copper bits are. don't touch an open socket, though

    5. Re:Is this the new high-tech tinfoil?? by dosquatch · · Score: 1
      No need for the hat -- just shave head and apply paint directly. You'll look very kewl...

      Oh, oh!! Tinfoil edition GLH! I can't wait for that infomercial!

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    6. Re:Is this the new high-tech tinfoil?? by enrgeeman · · Score: 1

      IIRC, they only tested aluminum foil, not tin foil.

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  9. Really cool.. by Kutsal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would want to see warning signs posted at key places in buildings where this paint is used though... And a phone number to which I can forward my cell phone when I'm inside this building as well.

    Because..

    The very first time I miss an emergency call because of this paint, I will be suing both the building and the company that made the paint. I might even sue the guy who applied the paint on the walls..

    Some people RELY on their cell phones' ability to receive calls...

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    1. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is just 'cuz you have a suing nature, anything to make a buck, that is you.

    2. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If some people who use cell phones weren't ASSHOLES about how they use them, it woudn't be a problem...

    3. Re:Really cool.. by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      Some people RELY on their cell phones' ability to receive calls...

      Like doctors

    4. Re:Really cool.. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Well you would notice your meter dropping significantly, there are many buildings that because of their structure block cell phones even now. So if you currently work on the assumption that you can go anywhere in your cell range and be able to receive calls no matter what, you may be in for a rough time without this paint.

    5. Re:Really cool.. by John+Napkintosh · · Score: 1

      If you're that in demand, then you don't have the time to be sitting in a public performance. Frankly, it's a bit irresponsible for you to make yourself unavailable if this is the case.

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    6. Re:Really cool.. by generalbeard · · Score: 1

      It is people like you who irritate me because they think they can sue whoever they like - If you're waiting on an emergency phone call, then don't go into the building. If the company puts the sign up saying 'the paint is on' then that's your fault. The person putting on the paint is just following their boss' orders, he/she has no intent on blocking your emergency calls. If you're waiting for the baby to pop out, hang out with your pregnant girlfriend.

    7. Re:Really cool.. by Moby+Cock · · Score: 1

      Just don't go in the theatre/church/classroom. You don't have a right to cell phone reception on private property.

    8. Re:Really cool.. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Not just receive emergency calls - what if the guy next to you has a heart attack, and you can't call 911?

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    9. Re:Really cool.. by John+Napkintosh · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, land lines still exist. In an emergency situation where a land line is readily accessible and one choses to use a cell phone instead, that's an invitation for disaster.

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    10. Re:Really cool.. by Moby+Cock · · Score: 1

      I expect that the usher will have access to afunctioning communication device.

    11. Re:Really cool.. by LordNimon · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You'd get nowhere in that lawsuit.

      Cell phones are inherently unreliable, and the cell phone company itself makes no guarantee that your phone will work at any given time or any given place. Would you sue the cell phone company every time your phone fails to ring? Of course not.

      People like you suck.

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    12. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when do you have a right to be able to receive cell phone calls in someone else's building?

      Do you plan to sue the transit authority because you can't receive cell phone calls in the subway? How about the airlines, since they make you turn off your phone on the plane? Heck, what about the national park service? There are plenty of parks where you can't receive cell phone calls because there are no towers.

    13. Re:Really cool.. by TimeTrav · · Score: 1

      I for one will be happy if this thing takes off. I can't even count the number of times I've been embarassed by my cell ringing loudly when I forgot to turn on vibrate mode.

      While I can understand the viewpoint of those who "RELY" on their phones, in all reality, there are very few people who have to take "emergency" calls. I personally spend 1 out of every 3 weeks oncall, and during those weeks I have agreements with the others who share oncall responsibilities so that any time I am unreachable, they cover for me, and vice versa.

      The very first time I miss an emergency call because of this paint, I will be suing both the building and the company that made the paint. I might even sue the guy who applied the paint on the walls..

      Good luck on that one, you'll need it.

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    14. Re:Really cool.. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "The very first time I miss an emergency call because of this paint, I will be suing both the building and the company that made the paint. I might even sue the guy who applied the paint on the walls..
      Some people RELY on their cell phones' ability to receive calls... "


      That's fine. But don't sue because you chose to enter an area where cell phone use is disabled -- you have no universal right to cell phone coverage, and BS lawsuits are a waste of MY money as a taxpayer.

      If you rely on your cell phone, don't stay where you can't receive calls. It's that simple, and no one's responsibility but your own.

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    15. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about you, you know, actually walk like 30 feet or whatever it takes to get outside of the painted theatre room and make the call from the lobby area or outside? It'll take you an extra 5 seconds or so.

    16. Re:Really cool.. by ChibiOne · · Score: 1
      It is precisely this kind of arrogance that ruin the movie/concert-going experience.


      Let's remember: one person's freedom ends where the neighbor's starts. You have as much right to receive your calls as I have the right to enjoy a concert-play-movie, or listen to, or even give, a conference.


      The key here would be the warnings: every place has a code of conduct. When you buy a ticket or enroll in a conference, you accept a, let's call it "EULA": by entering the premises, you accept to have your cell phone blocked and the company is not responsible for any lost calls nor its consequences. You have been warned.


      Heck, they should have this small print on every ticket now, to enforce vibration mode: if your phone makes noise, you can be kicked out of the premises.

    17. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you, asshole. You're probably the kind of prick that needs to be run down by a truck.

      Fuck you and your idiotic insistence that the whole world tailor itself to your needs.

      Faggot.

    18. Re:Really cool.. by TheRogue · · Score: 1

      I think the poster is only threatening to sue if there is no warning sign. That may be a valid assertion - if you go into a small building you have a reasonable expectation of cell phone availability. If that expectation is violated by the actions of the owners of the building, they could be considered liable for the consequences.

    19. Re:Really cool.. by InsaneGeek · · Score: 1

      I assume that you actively sue the: city, state, federal gov, architect, construction company and blue collar construction workers when you step in an elevator inside a government building. You also must go after mother nature during certain weather storms, or for allowing trees to grow too tall. Let me make it very, very clear to you: YOU CAN NOT RELY ON A WIRELESS DEVICE (INCLUDING A PAGER), and you should be smacked up side the head in a court room if you try to bring something in this frivilous.

    20. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The very first time I miss an emergency call because of this paint, I will be suing both the building and the company that made the paint. I might even sue the guy who applied the paint on the walls..

      So businesses have a duty to make sure you have cell phone service inside of them? That's rather odd.

    21. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      everyone seems to be flaming you, so I want to offer a little bit of support/perspective.

      while many repliers are relying on saying that one would be waiting for an emergency call, what about when it comes out of nowhere? recently (aka. the last time i've been to the theater in 6 months) i recieved a call that one of my friends had gotten into a an accident and was going to the hospital near me. he has a supreme fear of hospitals, and more speciifically... dying in them

      No one else was allowed in the medivac, and nobody else was close enough to get there in time to see him in besides me (being 1 block from the hospital). My phone was on silent. I feel one discreet buzz with a txt that says 911. So I left the theater and called to see what was up. I was able to calm him down. If i hadn't been there, he would have likely flipped the hell out with IV's and all that sticking out of him.

      Why should people who respectfully and discreetly use their phones be punished because of morons? If something happens to someone I care about, and someone is calling me in a place that can feasibly recieve a cell signal (without nanotube tampering) then I better damn well get the call.

    22. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone is on call, I see no reason they can't watch a movie. A doc on call just has to able to answer the phone and hurry into the hospital right? So if its a calm day, he sees the end of the movie. If there's a pileup on the interstate, he'll have to try again or rent the dvd.

    23. Re:Really cool.. by Erioll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes but by the same measure a Doctor that is on-call doesn't go mountain climbing and is 2 days away from civilization. All this means is that if you have additional responsibilities, you can't do certain things.

      What do you think these people did BEFORE cell phones? No different with this thing, except it's only a FEW places where they are restricted from going, rather than being stuck at home.

    24. Re:Really cool.. by negative3 · · Score: 1
      Is your ability to receive calls on your cell phone a right or a privilege? Where is it guaranteed that you will be able to use items such as a cellphone in certain places? Is your ability to receive a phone call more important than another person's expectation to watch a movie or concert performance without overwhelming distraction from another person? I'd say that in some situations not being able to receive calls falls under the category of "your problem", not that of the building owner and especially not the guy who actually applied the paint to the walls.

      (Just asking, hoping to start meaningful conversation, not a flamewar)

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      "Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation." - Richard Feynman
    25. Re:Really cool.. by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 1

      In that case, I'm going to sue NBC because their skyscraper screws up my cell phone signal when I go to my favorite park bench.

      4. Profit!

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      The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain
    26. Re:Really cool.. by Xzzy · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a good excuse to weasel out of going to church.

      "but honey, what if a patient needs me?"

    27. Re:Really cool.. by animaal · · Score: 1

      Some places don't have cell phone coverage. It can be because you're is miles from a mast, or because the geography blocks the signal, or because buildings block the signal, or because something in your vicinity doesn't let a signal pass through it (accidentally or on purpose).

      The same principle applies in all cases - if being contactable is so important, keep an eye on the reception guage on your phone. If it indicates you've no reception, you're free to go elsewhere.

    28. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Some people RELY on their cell phones' ability to receive calls..."

      And some people EXPECT to be able to watch a performance without some arsehole's phone going off. If you cannot arrange to be away from your phone then don't go disturbing everyone in a theatre just because of your selfishness.

    29. Re:Really cool.. by roybob · · Score: 1

      So really... what did you do before you had a cellphone? Your reliance on that device is all self inflicted and sad to say the least.

    30. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If i hadn't been there, he would have likely flipped the hell out with IV's and all that sticking out of him.

      That's called natural selection, douchebag. If this retard "flips out" and obstructs his own medical care, maybe he's not meant to live and produce offspring.

      If [...] someone is calling me in a place that can feasibly recieve a cell signal (without nanotube tampering) then I better damn well get the call.

      You don't have any right to receive calls. A building owner's right to do what he wants with his property trumps your "right" to annoy people (if not with a ring, then with getting up and walking past everyone).

    31. Re:Really cool.. by Random+Utinni · · Score: 1

      I know a bunch of medics who, during the long periods of time between calls, will go and catch a movie with their pagers/cell phones on. They know that if a call comes in, they will get it and be on their way out in seconds. I also know a lot of physicians who will spend time with their families while on-call. Being on-call means that you're reachable 24 hours... not that you live in the hospital waiting for someone to come in. These people depend on pagers and cell-phones to keep them connected. If they were informed that their cell-phones or pagers could not receive a call inside, they wouldn't go in...

      So, if such a thing happened, yes, there would be a lawsuit... and it would most likely go somewhere.

      You've got to start looking outside of your own personal experience.

    32. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And anyone that works for a hospital can tell you
      cell phones are not permited in many areas.

      The ones that are have been tested to make shure they
      don't interfere with medical equiptment.

      You don't have any inherent rights to use a cell phone
      in a place other than your home.

    33. Re:Really cool.. by Gattman01 · · Score: 1

      Acutally. normal medium sized creatures will take 6 seconds to move 30 feet...

    34. Re:Really cool.. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      You take 8 steps to exit the building and call. It's not rocket science.

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    35. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it all comes down to personal responsibility doesn't it?

      If the doctor is a responsible person he'll sacrifice his movie when he is on call (assuming that the theaters all have this cell phone blocking paint). If he doesn't want to be *that much* responsible, well then why is he on call? Did he get promoted to the level of his incompetence or what?

    36. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my God. Those of you defending the right to prevent the blocking are ignorant as hell. For one thing, you make it sound like you're helpless to the situation by which you would need to receive an "emergency" call. If you are a doctor, YOU CHOSE the profession. DEAL WITH the limitations it imposes on your life. You already do. Rent a movie at BlockBuster and watch at home.

    37. Re:Really cool.. by pthisis · · Score: 1

      Just don't go in the theatre/church/classroom. You don't have a right to cell phone reception on private property.

      No, but doctors have relied on communications devices for years. My dad carried a beeper in the 1970s and 80s, then got a cell phone (the big car-only kind) in the mid-80s along with the beeper, and switched to a cell only in the 90s. In many small towns like the one we grew up in, there are only 1-2 specialists of some types, so he was basically always on call.

      Even in larger cities, if one of your patients has an emergency related to a condition you've been treating, you are generally the preferred contact since you are familiar with prior treatment, medications, etc. The advent of the beeper, and later the cell phone, has made it much more likely that people get care from their physician in emergencies.

      Volunteer firefighters (often the primary responders until trucks from the nearest real FD can reach the area) also relied on beepers, and probably use cell phones these days.

      It's nice to say that people don't have a right to cell reception on private property, but then you're probably going to things like:
      * Cause more people to be treated by unknown physicians in emergency situations, since their doctor may be unreachable
      * Decrease the number of doctors willing to work in small towns; at least in cities they can platoon their on-call status, if they're always on call and can never go to church, movies, etc that's a pretty heavy burden.
      * Decrease dramatically the people willing to be volunteer firefighters
      * Smaller issues, too; my dad was a eucharistic minister at his church. Blocking cell phones probably would have prevented that and put a minor strain on church resources.

      Now, of course, there's absolutely no reason not to prohibit having ringers on, and people whose ringers go off or who answer the phone and start talking in the middle of the theater should be thrown out and possibly barred in the future.

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    38. Re:Really cool.. by CyberNigma · · Score: 1

      That's true actually. It works both ways though, so the person interrupting shouldn't feel bad if the groupin the theatres asks him (or forces him through a court) to reimburse them for their troubles as well.

    39. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but by the same measure a Doctor that is on-call doesn't go mountain climbing and is 2 days away from civilization. All this means is that if you have additional responsibilities, you can't do certain things.

      Yes but that is something very few doctors would do and even then, not very often. If they couldn't use it in restaraunts, churches, movie theatres, etc, then you're talking about a whole other matter entirely. Not to say that I buy into the original posters argument, but that your counter argument doesn't really hold water. What do you think these people did BEFORE cell phones?

      Pagers.

    40. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should people who respectfully and discreetly use their phones be punished because of morons?

      I'm sure many of us appreciate your story and dedication to your friend, but at times we all fall victim to other idiots. Frankly speaking, I'd say it;s your job to correct your careless cell phone bretheren. (At my last scientific meeting, not a single cell phone went off during the lectures.)

      Tell me what would be more effective than one cell phone user telling another cell phone user to switch to vibration mode?

    41. Re:Really cool.. by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I agree. When you step into an elevator, do you always have phone service? When you take that elevator to a floor underground, do you always have phone service? While one might argue that a reasonable person might not reasonably think they should have cell service in these areas, why is that so?

      Over time, people become aware of the areas of their locality or building where cell service is present or troublesome. Troublesome spots are all around us, but you don't see signs warning potential cell phone users about that. It's expected.

      If a building decided to use a building material (either really thick concrete walls, or a special kind of paint) that had the effect (intended or not) of blocking cell signals, why should they be required to announce that?

      If someone's curious about their cell phone signal, they can look at their cell phone's signal strength meter. To require signage in areas where cell phone signals are known to be weak opens up a whole can of worms and ultimately would probably be cost prohibitive, since you have a lot of places where cell signals are weak through no deliberate action of anyone, or perhaps a wide area that's known to be weak, where the cell provider did it deliberately (no market). Where do you draw the line?

    42. Re:Really cool.. by troll+-1 · · Score: 1

      If you're that in demand, then you don't have the time to be sitting in a public performance.

      Nah. If you're a doctor then you're always on call if someone's life is in danger. If there's a plane crash or a chemical leak then you have to be reachable. No reasonable person is going to expect you to wait by the phone 24/7 and never go to a movie.

    43. Re:Really cool.. by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      if you go into a small building you have a reasonable expectation of cell phone availability
      Sure, from your service provider.

      Show me one law or court judgement that says the owner of a building is required to allow your phone to recieve a signal. An "expectation of cell phone availability" is not part of the implicit contract between you and the owner of a private property.

      I'm pretty damn sure the only thing that you should expect from any private property is that the area is safe, unless notices are posted. Safety (or a fence) and nothing more is the responsibility of any owner of private property.

      Your phone doesn't work somewhere? Take it up with your service provider.
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    44. Re:Really cool.. by eMartin · · Score: 1

      As much as it'll be a shame, I can't wait until someone dies in a movie theater, and everyone there claims they couldn't get any reception to reach 911.

    45. Re:Really cool.. by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1
      The very first time I miss an emergency call because of this paint, I will be suing both the building and the company that made the paint. I might even sue the guy who applied the paint on the walls..

      If you need to be able to receive emergency calls at all times, then you need to make sure your phone has reception everywhere you go. The world does not owe you the right to get a call at any time.

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      I am not a crackpot.
    46. Re:Really cool.. by Pinky3 · · Score: 1

      What rights do you have in someone else's building? What rights does the owner of the building have?

      If I own a building and do not want cell phones to work within my building, who are you to tell me that I have to?

      I agree that a posted sign would be nice, but the owner doesn't owe you a number for you to forward calls to. The owner has the right to the building, and you have the right not to enter.

      If you really need to be connected to your cell phone at all times, stand under a cell tower. There isn't anyplace else in the world that you can go and be guaranteed a connection.

    47. Re:Really cool.. by mmynsted · · Score: 1

      1. You can "miss an emergency call" in many places that have poor reception.

      2. You can "miss an emergency call" if your battery goes dead. Who will you sue then?

      3. If you are think you may receive an emergency call, such as might be expected by an on-call physician, then don't go anywhere that does not have a land-line phone, or good cell reception etc, or suffer for your choice.

      4. Cell phones are simply not designed for emergency use. Can you imagine if Fire, Police, or the Military used cell phones as there primary means of commuication?

      (Sounds like this paint could be good fool repellant.)

    48. Re:Really cool.. by jabbabs420 · · Score: 1

      This is the problem with society, everyone is sue happy, take some responsibility for your own actions. If you cant go without gettin a call for two hours you are obviously too important to ba wasting your time watching movies or a concert

    49. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's called natural selection, douchebag. If this retard "flips out" and obstructs his own medical care, maybe he's not meant to live and produce offspring.

      You know, dying isn't the only way to avoid reproducing. It's also possible to just develop such an unpleasant personality that the opposite sex doesn't want anything to do with you.

      I just thought I'd warn you. You can go back to calling the phobic person a "retard" and his kind friend a "douchbag" now.

    50. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you think that cell phone coverage is a guaranteed right? What country do you live in?

    51. Re:Really cool.. by LordNimon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Being on-call means that you take personal responsibility for being reachable. That means that whatever the situation, it's YOUR fault if you can't be reached. I have NO sympathy for people who expect to be able to receive phone calls in a theater.

      If I were a doctor on call, I would not be in the theater. I'd be at home doing something else. I would certainly never be so irresponsible as to let someone's life depend on unreliable cell phone technology.

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    52. Re:Really cool.. by dawich · · Score: 1

      What would you have done if you were in a building with no cell signal? Where I live, there are many university buildings with walls that block radio/cell/pager. Not intentionally, as these are ancient (by American standards) buildings. I can't sue a building owner for not putting a cell repeater with multiple antennae in the building. That's simply insane. Therefore, what right would I have to sue because a building owner used cell blocking paint?

    53. Re:Really cool.. by j-beda · · Score: 1
      The very first time I miss an emergency call because of this paint, I will be suing both the building and the company that made the paint.

      Good luck finding a lawyer to work pro-bono. I doubt very much that you will have much of a case. Cell phone reception has yet to become a legal issue - it is currently a competitive issue between carriers. I doubt that you would be able to sue the building owner becase your cell phone doesn't work in the basement either. You MIGHT get someone to agree that disclosure of the use of such paint would be necessary, but I doubt you could ever REQUIRE cell phone forwarding numbers or the like.

      If you live and die by the cell phone, what do you do about dead zones?

    54. Re:Really cool.. by pthisis · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that difference is the relevant one for this discussion--it is the one that makes cell phones/beepers a must-have. In a large city where there are FDs staffed 24 hours, you'd still get a response if cell phones were completely banned in movies, etc because the guys on shift at the department would get the call. In small towns, the 911 dispatchers page or call the volunteers. You'd either have to find volunteers willing to forgo certain public spaces entirely, or you'd have coverage gaps. I don't know about your area, but many small towns in Maine have enough trouble getting well-qualified volunteers without additional barriers to entry.

      Also, in a lot of small towns, there's maybe 1 truck that volunteers man. For any real house fire, they call in support from a larger neighboring town (or in more distant areas, all the neighboring volunteer departments). It's not a case of the volunteers being any less good at their jobs, it's simply an issue of resources--a town of 500 can't afford to keep staff and equipment on hand that can deal with a large fire on their own.

      Even the town I grew up in--Brunswick, a reasonable size college town, with a navy base and population around 20,000 at the time--often relied on mutual assistance agreements with neighboring jurisdictions. And for the surrounding towns, they were the support structure. Several surrounding towns share the same primary hospital, smaller towns have only volunteer firefighters with no trucks who show up to deal with garbage can fires and so forth and lock down the area and try to evacuate people in larger situations until the cavalry arrives, the Brunswick high school takes in students from other towns that don't run their own, etc.

      And that's in a reasonably urbanized part of the state. If you go up north there are kids who have a 3 hour ride to high school, and there are several islands where the ferries run 2-3 times a day on weekdays and if you're on the island Friday evening you stay until Monday morning. But I'm not talking about niche cases like that, I'm talking about the huge areas of our country that aren't in major cities. And even in the cities there are the other issues I raised.

      The solution is to deal with the offenders harshly, not to cut off valuable communications tools from everyone.

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      rage, rage against the dying of the light
    55. Re:Really cool.. by timeOday · · Score: 1
      *Everything* is inherently unreliable to some degree (including wired telephones)... that really doesn't address the issue of whether intentionally doing something is OK. For instance, roads can sometimes be slippery for a variety of reasons, but if you were to dump teflon dry-lube all over a road in order to cause an accident, my guess is you would be liable.

      My feeling about this technology is that it's very crude. It simply blocks RF. (Contrary to what's implied by the summary, the nanotube paint isn't at all selective... they just block everything, and may one day use a repeater to pipe in stuff they want). As "connectedness" gets more and more ingrained, my guess is this will have unintended consequences, having nothing to do with cell phones. For one thing it precludes all future RF devices which might not be so intrustive, like... who knows what? Maybe a pacemaker with a GPS receiver that phones the hospital when somebody's heart stops. Who knows what the future will bring.

      Finally, I think the FCC controls the RF spectrum, even on or in private property. If I want to set up a WiFi network across from a big hotel to sell net access to the lodgers, I think I should be able to do so.

    56. Re:Really cool.. by hador_nyc · · Score: 1
      The key here would be the warnings: every place has a code of conduct. When you buy a ticket or enroll in a conference, you accept a, let's call it "EULA": by entering the premises, you accept to have your cell phone blocked and the company is not responsible for any lost calls nor its consequences. You have been warned.


      Exactly like the one at the ski resorts that I go to that say they are not responsible for you hurting yourself skiing; particularly when you/me are not good enough to ski their most difficult trails.
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    57. Re:Really cool.. by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      If you are expecting an emergency call, don't go to movies, dumbass.

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      Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
    58. Re:Really cool.. by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Good luck with your frivolous lawsuits. I expect they'll be rather expensive for you, seeing as how it is not illegal to have a building that doesn't transmit cell phone signals. You may have noticed there are already plenty of buildings and areas that get no reception. You have never received a guarantee from anyone that you will receive cell phone reception in their private property, I am sure of that. So what grounds are you filing this lawsuit on?

      If you are in a building that gets no cell phone reception, of which there are already MANY, you need to deal with it on your own. I already do -- roaming ring will try my cell, then my office, then let them leave voicemail.

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      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    59. Re:Really cool.. by optimus2861 · · Score: 1

      If you've ever taken First Aid training, you'll know that one of the first things you're taught is that, if there is anyone else around, you don't call 911 -- you enlist somebody else to go do it and come back to you to tell you how long until help arrives. This leaves you free to render assistance to the victim. If you're alone with the victim, do what you can for him immediately, then haul ass to the closest point to call 911. If the cell phone works, great, use it. If it doesn't, get to that landline or get to where it does work. That's all you can reasonably be expected to do.

    60. Re:Really cool.. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      1. most theaters have a sign that says turn off cell phones and pagers
      2. if communications are essential to you, you really need to make periodic commo checks, especialy when moving into a new enviroment
      3. most things people think are emergencies are not

      Trying to sue somebody because your inherently unreliable communications device failed to operate in an area where it's use is prohibited, might be a lot tougher than you think; you might even be counter-sued for tresspass.

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    61. Re:Really cool.. by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that many areas might be weak for one carrier and not another.

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    62. Re:Really cool.. by c_forq · · Score: 1

      Screw the doctors. Last hospital I was in I had to turn off my cell phone (not silence, but full turn off). If I can't use a cell phone when I go to their building why should they be able to use their cell phones when they enter my building?

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    63. Re:Really cool.. by Slash+Veteran · · Score: 1
      what if the guy next to you has a heart attack, and you can't call 911?

      How about you walk into the lobby and PICK UP THE FUCKING LANDLINE PHONE COCKSMOKER, OR STEP OUT THE FUCKING FRONT DOOR.

      Jesus, these thin arguments about why you "need" 100% cell service are a fucking joke. Your desire to stay connected at all times isn't our fucking problem. It is your problem for placing yourself in a situation where your kids/wife/patients need to get a hold of you and cannot. Guess what? Deal with it. Your kids/wife/patients should have a backup plan. If it's a real emergency, they should be fucking calling 911 instead of you anyways.

    64. Re:Really cool.. by Slash+Veteran · · Score: 1
      Jesus, these thin arguments about why you "need" 100% cell service are a fucking joke.

      Your desire to stay connected at all times isn't our fucking problem. It is your problem for placing yourself in a situation where your kids/wife/patients need to get a hold of you and cannot. Guess what? Deal with it. Your kids/wife/patients should have a backup plan. If it's a real emergency, they should be fucking calling 911 instead of you anyways.

      If you're on call, don't go to a place where cell phone service is blocked, be that the Lincoln tunnel, deep sea fishing, or the local movie house. This isn't rocket science, fucktard.

    65. Re:Really cool.. by tarotlee · · Score: 1
      I gotta say that I agree.

      It's not that I can't afford to be out of touch for two hours, but I appreciate your insensitivity...

      It's that I have a kid, and if my babysitter needs to call me while my kid has a fever or some other accident (god forbid), she should be able to get ahold of me.

      YES, I'll put my phone on vibrate. But if you remove my ability to receive calls without notifying me, I'm coming after YOU (after I take care of my kid). NO, I don't have perfect coverage wherever I go, and I lose access indoors. But this isn't due to human manipulation.

    66. Re:Really cool.. by bwthomas · · Score: 1

      It is people like you who irritate me because they think they can sue whoever they like - If you're waiting on an emergency phone call, then don't go into the building. If the company puts the sign up saying 'the paint is on' then that's your fault. The person putting on the paint is just following their boss' orders, he/she has no intent on blocking your emergency calls. If you're waiting for the baby to pop out, hang out with your pregnant girlfriend.

      While i do think the parent is fairly aggressive, he's exactly right. While not everything need to be litigated, this is something that would need to be. So your statement regarding "think they can sue whoever they like" starts you off on a bad foot.

      You continue to say, "If you're waiting on an emergency phone call" ... This may be an attempt to characterize people who are on call, but that is a special case. What about parents who want a night out?

      You continue, saying "If the company puts the sign up saying 'the paint is on' then that's your fault." Now, the parent poster explicitly said at the beginning of his post, "I would want to see warning signs posted at key places in buildings where this paint is used though" ... so it's pretty clear that you didn't read the post accurately at all.

      You then say, "The person putting on the paint is just following their boss' orders, he/she has no intent on blocking your emergency calls." You're absolutely right there, but then again the poster did say, "I might even sue the guy who applied the paint on the walls.." Which was clearly an editorial comment to emphasize how serious he is based on the *might* qualification. So you're guilty of reading that part way too literally.

      To conclude, you say "If you're waiting for the baby to pop out, hang out with your pregnant girlfriend." I think this is a pretty poor attempt at implying that the poster is somehow morally deficient, which is clearly offtopic and irrelivant.

      To conclude my post, you've made yourself a Troll and, though the moderators may not label you as such, I hope that you can refrain from posting such flamebait in the future.

    67. Re:Really cool.. by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      The very first time I miss an emergency call because of this paint, I will be suing both the building and the company that made the paint. I might even sue the guy who applied the paint on the walls..

      Even if you knew when you went in there that your phone wouldn't work?

      Some people RELY on their cell phones' ability to receive calls...

      Well, yeah. But that's your problem. Don't transfer it to me. If you RELY on your phone working it's up to you to make sure you've got a signal.

    68. Re:Really cool.. by morzel · · Score: 1
      The very first time I miss an emergency call because of this paint, I will be suing both the building and the company that made the paint. I might even sue the guy who applied the paint on the walls..
      I'm just guessing that you are an American (i.e.: US)...
      What is it with you people that you have this urge to sue everything and everybody whenever something isn't quite going the way you want it? It's just not productive for anybody but lawyers...

      (apologies to any US citizen that isn't as trigger-happy as most US people seem to be when it comes to assigning blame...)

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    69. Re:Really cool.. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Intent is significant. In this country, doing something deliberately is entirely different from doing it accidentally. Sometimes both are illegal, but even in those cases, they tend to be entirely different crimes which have different penalties.

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    70. Re:Really cool.. by Changer2002 · · Score: 1

      There might be a lawsuit but I have to say that as a lawyer I don't think it would get anywhere IF the facility was clearly marked. If you're on call then it's your responsibility to be available and if you KNOW that the place you're at can't get reception that's your fault not the facility's. And having a doctor in the family, being on-call doesn't mean that the world revolves around your availability it's the other way around. You'd have to adapt not society.

    71. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      what if the guy next to you has a heart attack, and you can't call 911?

      Horrors! What a terrible situation! If only there were some other way! Ya know, like hauling your ass out of the chair and going to the lobby.

    72. Re:Really cool.. by generalbeard · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the analysis. It's my opinion. If you'd like to offer your 'opinion' on the initial, parent post instead of analysing a reply that you think I read something too literally, then maybe we should have this discussion over email. But after all, it IS the comments section. sigh. The only part that really discouraged me was the point that he said, "I might even sue the guy who applied the paint on the walls..". An 'Editorial' comment or not, I assume he means everyone involved in the process, down to the painter and the person holding the ladder. He would go as far as to sue the painter..? C'mon.

    73. Re:Really cool.. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If a building decided to use a building material (either really thick concrete walls, or a special kind of paint) that had the effect (intended or not) of blocking cell signals, why should they be required to announce that?

      Because this is America, and we care about liability. The fact is that there is a big difference between accidentally blocking cellular coverage and intentionally doing so, and if you are going to deliberately make life harder for people, you have an obligation to tell them.

      Consider the following scenario: A person is waiting for an important call. They have repeatedly entered many buildings in a given neighborhood, made of varied materials, and have had no coverage, so they have a reasonable assumption that the cellphone will work anywhere in the area. They enter a building that has been painted with this crap, but don't check their phone because it's not made of much metal and will almost certainly not affect reception significantly. Unfortunately, this building is painted with cell-phone-blocking paint, and there is no notice.

      So, whose fault is it? Probably everyone's. Meaning when the person sues, they won't get all they'll ask for, but they'll probably get something.

      Just consider the meaning of the phrase "Reasonable Expectation" and besides a headache, you will probably get the idea as well.

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    74. Re:Really cool.. by Grendel32 · · Score: 1

      You might not sue the phone company if your phone fails to ring, but the PUC will. Telco's are federally regulated and unless the issue is with the wiring in the home it is not an unreasonable expectation to want your phone to ring everytime. Every phone trouble you call in to your telco is open to the PUC and if a telco starts getting a lot of voice line troubles the PUC starts to implement fines. I dont know what the threshold is on this. So the comparison between cell phones and landline phones is not valid. If you are a paying customer of a telco you should always have dialtone and if you dont the dialtone should be restored within 24 hours, of course that is barring environmental hazards like blizzards, hurricanes and earthquakes.

    75. Re:Really cool.. by Erioll · · Score: 1
      Pagers

      Ya, because pagers were around and commonly available for most of the 20th century, and MOST doctors had such things, and that was their solution for being on-call.

      /bonk

      Oh, wait. Actually that was not common at all for most of the century. True it took over later, but not for most of it.

    76. Re:Really cool.. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      If I can't use a cell phone when I go to their building why should they be able to use their cell phones when they enter my building?

      Because their cellphone in your building probably won't kill anyone. Anything else you were wondering about?

      --
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    77. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use of a cell phone is neither a right or a privlege. It is a SERVICE that is not guaranteed to work anywhere...

    78. Re:Really cool.. by bwthomas · · Score: 1

      I gave my opinion, that he was right, but overly agressive. my opinion on your post is that you're sometimes right, sometimes wrong, and entirely too reactionary. As for that being your comment ... well, the analysis was my comment.

      My point is simple: people are too reactionary about certain issues; he's too reactionary, you're too reactionary. The way i make this point is through analysis.

    79. Re:Really cool.. by SnapShot · · Score: 1

      On the flip side, if the OP sues to prevent the use of cell phone blocking paint can I instigate a class action suit against him for disturbing the peace on behalf of all the people who had to listen to him or anyone else receive his non-emergency calls?

      Think of it this way: two jackasses get in an accident on the freeway because they are speeding, passing on the right, and failing to signal. 10,000 people have to wait for an hour in a traffic jam while the roads are cleared. Shouldn't we be able to sue those fuckers for the aggregate lost time and annoyance? Sure, my personal lost time was only 60 minutes, but if you multiply it by the total number of people in the traffic jam (assuming an average wage of $20/hour) then they've cost the U.S. $200k in lost productivity (not counting taxes lost to emergency services) and there should be a way to recover that.

      Similarly, listening to phones ring and jackasses chat in the theatre may only interrupt 10 minutes of my 100 minute $8 movie or, perhaps, $0.80 of lost "enjoyment". If you multiply it by 100 people in the theater and by 10,000 movies shown in the U.S. on a given night and by 365 nights of potential movie enjoyment per year then you have a lot of lost enjoyment. By my calculations the OP's lawsuit preventing the use of cell phone blocking paint -- if it were successful -- may cost the U.S. consumer $292,000,000 in lost enjoyment per year.

      In other words, if he sues the paint manufacturer and the theater owners then I really think we should sue him. It's the American way!

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    80. Re:Really cool.. by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Then sue concrete and elevator manufacturers. I have yet to see a cell phone recieve a signal while in an elevator or a stairwell in an office building.

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    81. Re:Really cool.. by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      You might go to the opera to receive emergency calls. The rest of us go there to see the opera. And we switch the bloody phone off while we're at it.

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      Athy, athier, athiest.
    82. Re:Really cool.. by Omaze · · Score: 1

      Buy a DVD player. If a doctor is on call, but can't forego being on the bleeding edge of the entertainment industry, perhaps they should look into changing professions.

      --
      The government itself is not stealing your liberties. Their new programs are enabling criminals who will.
    83. Re:Really cool.. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      > 4. Cell phones are simply not designed for emergency use. Can you imagine if Fire, Police, or the Military used cell phones as there primary means of commuication?

      In some countries that aren't as backward as America's telecommunications infrastructure, they do tend to be used by the police.

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
    84. Re:Really cool.. by karnal · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a saying.. something about flies and honey and vinegar.....

      Other than sounding a little abrasive with the cussin', you are spot on with the thoughts in my head. If it is clearly posted that there is little cell reception in the area BECAUSE of something in the building designed to keep cell signals out, then you as a person are free to make the choice between being reached and watching the latest Tom Cruise flick.

      And if you're on call 24x7x365? Well, hope you get paid lots. But you're the exception, not the rule.

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      Karnal
    85. Re:Really cool.. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's that guy that sued God, and won.. From a movie I saw some time ago.

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
    86. Re:Really cool.. by bloobloo · · Score: 1

      Being two days away from civilization is hardly the same as being in a building where you are maybe half an hour drive from work. Honestly, the number of people on here saying "If you don't like the conditions, don't do the job" is ridiculous. I bet the same people protest about DRM.

    87. Re:Really cool.. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      New York certainly believe subways should have cell phone access. :(

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
    88. Re:Really cool.. by bloobloo · · Score: 1

      That's all well and good until the plaintiff claims that he has patronised that cinema for years and had reliable reception until they painted the walls and failed to inform the patrons of the changes in a reliable way - a potential case for negligence that at least would tie up court time.

    89. Re:Really cool.. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I'd then go, "Oops, silly me, I better dial 112"

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
    90. Re:Really cool.. by bob_herrick · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I have spent some time in the AT&T building in Chicago in the past year. Cingular/AT&T wireless is my service. Guess what? Poor to no connectivity in that building. You really think there is an assurance that ANY building will have cell service? I don't.

    91. Re:Really cool.. by Arandir · · Score: 1

      How the hell did you live before there were cell phones? When I grew up auditoriums had one telephone, and it was a pay phone out in the lobby. Granted, I'm still quite young, and emergency workers (IT pukes are *not* emergency workers) had pagers. But It doesn't take too many brain cells to imagine a not-too-distant time when you were completely incommunicado if you were watching a movie in a theater. Oh the horror!

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      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    92. Re:Really cool.. by rossifer · · Score: 1

      As much as it'll be a shame, I can't wait until someone dies in a movie theater, and everyone there claims they couldn't get any reception to reach 911.

      Yeah, because then they'll all be labelled freaking idiots for (1) not yelling for a doctor, (2) not leaving the theater to make a call on a mobile phone, (3) not asking one of the theater's staff to make a call on any wired telephone and (4) not leaving the theater and asking a manager to (a) stop the movie, (b) turn on the lights and (c) disable the fully controllable RF-blocking nanopaint.

      Anyone getting their panties in a twist over this (or mobile phone jamming in general) needs a serious reality check. How did the world ever get by before mobile phones? A puzzle for the ages, to be sure.

      At best, there will need to be a sign outside the theater that cell phones will not function during the feature. Any doctor on call will then know that they shouldn't see a movie in this theater while they're on call. Any parent can call the babysitter from the lobby and provide them the number for the theater instead (if they weren't smart enough to do this.

      I don't own an active jammer yet, but I'm more and more tempted to get and use one (1) in the car and (2) when I go to movies. Fucking idiots who think their phone call is more important than everything else around them.

      Ross

    93. Re:Really cool.. by toph42 · · Score: 1

      There are other factors, you know. Does this creature have Monk levels? That could speed them up. What about armor? Heavy armor is going to slow them down.

    94. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a bunch of medics who, during the long periods of time between calls, will go and catch a movie with their pagers/cell phones on. They know that if a call comes in, they will get it and be on their way out in seconds. I also know a lot of physicians who will spend time with their families while on-call. Being on-call means that you're reachable 24 hours... not that you live in the hospital waiting for someone to come in. These people depend on pagers and cell-phones to keep them connected. If they were informed that their cell-phones or pagers could not receive a call inside, they wouldn't go in...

      So, if such a thing happened, yes, there would be a lawsuit... and it would most likely go somewhere.


      If you are on call, it is your own responsibility to stay reachable and available to do what your job requires. Among other things, it is your job to keep your pager and cell phone in working order and to be aware of circumstances which can block communication.

      Now, very often a phone cannot communicate with a tower when the user is in an elevator, a basement, a tunnel, a large building, and so on. Fortunately, you can set your phone to warn you when the signal is lost. If you do this, then you won't be caught off guard by this paint or any other building features.

      In any case, a theatre that uses this paint probably will post a sign. Successful lawsuits will have to be made against the physicians etc. The owner of the theatre would be in the clear.

    95. Re:Really cool.. by shawb · · Score: 1

      From the article, yes they do have a repeater. It allows emergency signals in. It also allows normal calls in between movies, etc. I assume it will also allow any outbound 911 calls during the movie, but that wasn't in the actual article. I have no idea how it differentiates between emergency signals and others, but that is something that would have to be worked out between the providers of the repeater and the communication companies/FCC(or equivalent in other countries)/etc.

      I could potentially see this as INCREASING the availability of emergency contacts in certain situations, as there would be less interference from other signals, cell towers won't be as overloaded, etc.

      --
      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
    96. Re:Really cool.. by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Some people RELY on their cell phones' ability to receive calls...

      What did you rely on before cell phones were an option?

      --
      !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
    97. Re:Really cool.. by ChildeRoland · · Score: 1

      They aren't cutting off the tool. You gave us a nice little speech there, but it has nothing to do with the subject at hand. If someone wants to use their cell phone, they can just not go in a theatre.

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      The mark of a mature person is not creating arbitrary criteria for considering others mature.
    98. Re:Really cool.. by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      We're mostly not - it's just that those of us who don't act extraordinarily stupid don't generally get much news coverage. "Tonight at 10: cloudmaster didn't sue anyone, and generally goes on with his life as usual!" just doesn't get people to tune in.

    99. Re:Really cool.. by pthisis · · Score: 1

      You persist in missing the point.

      If people have to be on call 24/7 to perform a job, and they can't go into the cinema or church to do it, you're going to get a lot fewer volunteers for that job. It's hard enough on these doctors as it is when they can't leave town, go skiing, sailing, whatever most weekends of the year, are on call on Christmas, kid's birthdays, etc. And doing that is primarily a volunteer/social responsibility decision; they do get paid for their time when they come in, but there are already a fair number doing only private practice and refusing emergency coverage because they can make more money and work regular hours that way. If you cut them out of major remaining social opportunities, you're going to have even fewer willing to cover.

      Ditto for the volunteer firefighters; if you limit their already limited options when on call, it becomes even less attractive. Sure, you could pay full-timers to get 24/7 coverage, but the whole reason many of these towns rely on volunteers is because they can't afford to do that.

      And even in big cities, if you make it so that doctors are unreachable when they're out in restaraunts, movie theaters, etc then you're going to cause a lot more people to be seen by unknown faces who are unfamiliar with their specifics during emergencies.

      Even leaving that aside, you have normal people who may need to receive a call when their kids gets hurt, their water main bursts, whatever. And none of that is a problem if they leave the ringer off and step out of the area to take the call.

      It just seems to me like it's less of a nuisance to everyone to put up with an occasional ringer going off--especially if you limit the frequency of that dramatically, say by having policy of throwing out people who ring or talk on the phone during the show, and banning them in the future--than what widespread deployment of communications-blocking technology would be.

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    100. Re:Really cool.. by Buran · · Score: 1

      And you will lose. The owner of private property can do whatever they want with that property, subject to certain restrictions depending on what it is used for (housing discrimination laws, for instance). If the property owner wishes to use this paint, you have no recourse other than to leave. How hard is it to notice that you aren't getting a signal and try going back outside to get one again, if you are waiting for a call? It's not like the signal strength readouts are exactly inconspicuous. And the building owner will possibly countersue you to extract attorney's fees from you to cover the cost of defending your frivolous, whiny, "I'm entitled to whatever I want even though I don't own the building!" lawsuit.

    101. Re:Really cool.. by AlterTick · · Score: 1
      The very first time I miss an emergency call because of this paint, I will be suing both the building and the company that made the paint. I might even sue the guy who applied the paint on the walls..

      Then you'd be a dick, and an idiot.

      Some people RELY on their cell phones' ability to receive calls...

      It's entirely your responsibility to monitor the reception on your cell phone. There's even a little bar graph on the front for that very purpose. Who do you sue when you miss a call in the Eisenhower tunnel? When parking your car underground? when driving behind a freaking hill?

      If you need to be in emergency contact it ain't anybody else's fucking problem but yours. In the olden days, that meant sitting next to the damn phone all day. In the even older days, it meant being physically present. The fact that you can get a cell phone nowadays doesn't put the onus of maintaining your availability on someone else.

      --
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    102. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm coming after YOU (after I take care of my kid).

      Yah, well, I'll be hiding in a building with no cell phone reception, asshole.

      Touche, Mr. Separation Anxiety!

    103. Re:Really cool.. by hyfe · · Score: 1
      Some people RELY on their cell phones' ability to receive calls...

      Oh, get over yourself.

      1. Most phones can be set up to make some pretty annoying sounds when they lose network access.

      2. If you're relying on your cell phone for anything life-critical; change plans. Lots of things will stop cell-phones, bad weather, tunnels, subways, thick walls, etc.. not to mention random outages caused by telco incompetence. This is just *another* one to add to the list.

      3. Suing?! Because you weren't allowed to receive calls on their premises? urg.

      --
      "" How about taking the safety labels off everything, and let the stupidity-problem solve itself? """
    104. Re:Really cool.. by Raul+Acevedo · · Score: 1

      Since when do you have a right to be reachable by cell phone?

      I think it makes sense to let people know cell phones won't work, but you do not have a right to have your cell phone work anywhere.

      --
      In a real emergency, we would have all fled in terror, and you would not have been notified.
    105. Re:Really cool.. by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      In civil torts you also have to consider the other side's contribution. If you know very well that your cell service is not 100% reliable, and you are betting your life (or someone else's life) on the availability of that cell service, "reasonable expectation" or not, you have no case. A judge in such a case is going to wonder why you knew that cell phones weren't 100% reliable, but you still relied on it for something so important. There's no answer you can give here that is likely to have that judge decide in your favor.

      But either way, when you start talking about contributory negligence and comparative negligence, you're entering a realm that's heavily state-dependent, so different localities are going to deal with this situation differently.

    106. Re:Really cool.. by TeleoMan · · Score: 0
      Hmmm...I think I know you. Aren't you that guy who's always speeding on "deserted" rural roads and getting fined for it?

      "Tonight at 10: cloudmaster speeds on a deserted road and gets pulled over."

      Yeah...that's the guy!

      --
      $6.21 is the number of the beast before sales tax. Meh.
    107. Re:Really cool.. by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Now, of course, there's absolutely no reason not to prohibit having ringers on, and people whose ringers go off or who answer the phone and start talking in the middle of the theater should be thrown out and possibly barred in the future.

      You know what I'd like to see in a feature, is the ability to shut off the phone, and still keep the SMS/paging features of it. Sometimes I just don't want to be disturbed by a phone call, but would like to have my phone in a 'pager mode' so that I can still get server notifications and such, things like that.. Have people go straight to voice mail, but alert me with a quiet beep or vibration that someone had left a message after they call, then I can call them back at my leisure, or earliest convenience... or immediately, depending on the nature of the message, either way I could avoid disturbing other people with -my- issues.

    108. Re:Really cool.. by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      "1. You can 'miss an emergency call' in many places that have poor reception."
       
      ...and you sue the owners of the property with the poor reception, the city that the property resides in, the state the city resides in, and George Bush.

      "2. You can 'miss an emergency call' if your battery goes dead. Who will you sue then?"

      The battery maker and the phone maker for not warning you IN GREAT BIG LETTERS that phone batteries lose their charge.

      Heck, I'm not even a lawyer and I came up with that one. Throw me a tough one... :^) :^) :^)

    109. Re:Really cool.. by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      "It's that I have a kid, and if my babysitter needs to call me while my kid has a fever or some other accident (god forbid), she should be able to get ahold of me."

      Okay, let's start with the obvious. Your kid is sick with a fever and you feel the need to go to the movies? "But Star Wars is opening tonight!" You, my friend, definitely need to check your priorities.

      Second, but less obvious, is "some accident." Suppose your kid breaks his leg. Hey, why not, it could happen. Decided to jump off the roof or something like in those Warner Brothers cartoons. You're 20 miles away in a movie theatre. How much immediate help are you going to be? Heck, it will probably take you at least half-an-hour to get home!

      Obviously, if the kid breaks his leg, your babysitter will call the hospital. An ambulance will be dispatched and the kid will be taken to the emergency room. The emergency room will stablize the kid and call you before doing anything more severe. When your movie is completed, you will probably notice that you have a voicemail saying that your kid is in the hospital after breaking his leg. You'll call the hospital and tell them that "Yes, it's okay, fix my kid's leg." Problem solved.

      Oh and before you go into the "My kid has severe allergies to some drug or another", I'd probably let the babysitter know that so that she could tell the hospital in the event that this happens.

      Hell, when I was 19, I was in a serious accident several hundred miles away from my parents--who also happened to be away for the weekend--it happened Friday afternoon and my parents didn't hear about it until Sunday. And yet, somehow, I survived without Mom & Dad there to hold my hand. (Yes, Mom & Dad showed up on Monday but I was so whacked out on Morphine that I don't even remember them being there.)

      Don't get me wrong--I agree about the notification. If I am explicitly doing something to prevent your cell phone from working (versus the cell phone company), I should notify you. But the concept that something that you and/or your babysitter decide is an emergency should somehow override my ability to enjoy a movie is dubious at best.

    110. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which country is "this" exactly?

    111. Re:Really cool.. by kevin.fowler · · Score: 1

      I'm not into suing. I am into not supporting buildings that use additional measures to block signals. If I didn't have a signal in there because of architechture... meh. So be it. I would have been on damage control instead of prevention.

      I am paranoid about something happening to the girlfriend or the kittens and not getting there in time.

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      Bury me in mashed potatoes.
    112. Re:Really cool.. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      [...] and BS lawsuits are a waste of MY money as a taxpayer.

      Then the law should be changed to do something about it. Otherwise the bogus lawsuits will just continue...

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    113. Re:Really cool.. by aug24 · · Score: 1
      But this isn't due to human manipulation.

      It is now. Deal with it.

      Check your own damn reception, don't think you have a right for your wireless device to be able communicate. You don't.

      Also don't go into basements, lifts, machine areas. Shit, don't go into the west wing of the building I work in: there's a lot of steel in it, and the best mast is to the east.

      Justin.

      --
      You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
    114. Re:Really cool.. by xenobyte · · Score: 1

      If some people who use cell phones weren't ASSHOLES about how they use them, it woudn't be a problem...

      Then take your frustrations out on them, not everybody!

      It's kind of tragic, that almost none of those jerks abusing the cell phone in sensitive places really need their cell phone there, while those that really needs their cell phone always seem to be extremely considerate (using silent mode, not replying until outside etc.)... but it's the wrong people this thing hurts.

      As one of those that need my cell phone, things like this will force me to take my business elsewhere.

      --
      "For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." -- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) --
    115. Re:Really cool.. by Yer+Mom · · Score: 1

      Magic Profiles Pro lets you do that (if you're on a P800/900/910, anyway) — set your phone to divert to voicemail on a busy signal, then have Magic Profiles send a busy signal to the calls you don't want.

      --
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    116. Re:Really cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My, my, aren't you quite the self-important one? Boorish oaf.

    117. Re:Really cool.. by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Well, I usually get busted when I slow back down, actually. It'd sure be cool if the news reported my speeding infractions, though. :)

  10. I have no problem with this by CyberSnyder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...as long as the areas where cell phones are blocked are clearly marked as dead areas. It's something that you really need to know if you're on call.

    1. Re:I have no problem with this by Red+Flayer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "...as long as the areas where cell phones are blocked are clearly marked as dead areas. It's something that you really need to know if you're on call.

      Just set your cell phone to beep or vibrate when you lose coverage. Why should a theater etc be responsible for alerting you to potential problems with your personal electronics?

      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    2. Re:I have no problem with this by CyberSnyder · · Score: 1

      Why? Because they are purposely blocking the signal.

    3. Re:I have no problem with this by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Why should it be any different from a place that naturally has a cellular dead spot? The end result is the same, regardless of the reason. The only difference is that people won't whine to have a blocker disabled if they know that the signal is being jammed.

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      Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
    4. Re:I have no problem with this by CyberSnyder · · Score: 1

      Like I mentioned in the previous response, because they are intentionally blocking the signal. It's not a naturally ocurring dead spot. I'm sure that phone companies will want that disclaimer as well so that they don't get complaints about crappy coverage from provider X when it's the paint that's blocking the signal.

    5. Re:I have no problem with this by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      Because if I know for a fact my cell phone has excellent coverage in an area, and I can't call 9-1-1 cause my grandad has a heart attack in the theatre and we didn't know the cell was being jammed beforehand, I will sue their asses off.

    6. Re:I have no problem with this by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      There is already a marker. It is called the signal strength bar on your phone.

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      Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
    7. Re:I have no problem with this by CyberSnyder · · Score: 1

      Sure, but do you check it every time you walk into a room? Wouldn't it be better to require that the organization that is blocking the signal disclose that fact?

      There are other issues with this. What if I want my business to be cell-free, so I paint the walls with this special paint. If those walls happen to be between the cell tower and the business next door, they lose signal as well. Will this create shadow areas outside of the area that was intended to be blocked in the first place? If so, this technology will have a far more difficult time in being accepted.

      The real solution isn't a technology issue, it's a politeness issue. Put your cell phone on vibrate and go outside to talk.

    8. Re:I have no problem with this by splatter · · Score: 1

      so you have time to look at your phone all day and see how many bars you have?

      Signs should be posted because if they are delibertly blocking people should have a warning.

      --
      "(I) have this unfortunate condition that causes me not to believe a single thing any politician says when a mic's on.
    9. Re:I have no problem with this by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Technically it's not being jammed.

      Secondly, 9-1-1 doesn't work everywhere. 1-1-2 does though.

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
    10. Re:I have no problem with this by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Because if I know for a fact my cell phone has excellent coverage in an area, and I can't call 9-1-1 cause my grandad has a heart attack in the theatre and we didn't know the cell was being jammed beforehand, I will sue their asses off.

      Especially if the theater staff forcibly silences you when you call out for a doctor and for someone to call 911. That will really give you a reason to sue them. It will help your suit still more if you start frequenting theaters that deliberately block the whole building instead of just the theater areas, and then for the icing on the cake, you need to find a theater that doesn't have any wired phones on the premises. After all, if you were able to yell out for another patron or employee and have them make the 911 call for you, your grandad might live, and keep you from your rightfully earned wrongful death lawsuit.

      If you can find such a combination of circumstances, sue away. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. The extra ten seconds to leave the theater that it will take to make a call to 911 is a complete non issue and for you to be pretending that it might make a difference in a medical emergency is beyond ridiculous.

      Based on the clueless ranting in this topic, an uninformed reader might feel that there was no way to communicate with others before the invention of the mobile phone. I, personally, find it amazing that people were actually able to live in those days...

      Ross

    11. Re:I have no problem with this by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      What if I want my business to be cell-free, so I paint the walls with this special paint. If those walls happen to be between the cell tower and the business next door, they lose signal as well. Will this create shadow areas outside of the area that was intended to be blocked in the first place?

      This is the very reason why the build cell towers as opposed to just putting the transmitters at street level or underground.

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      Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
    12. Re:I have no problem with this by CyberSnyder · · Score: 1

      But you would still have the same problem with the business above you. If it blocks signal from getting inside, the signal isn't going to wrap around the blocked area. Cell "shadows" would be created.

      Is cell phone usage really that much of a problem? The paint can't be cheap. What happens if you put it up and the FCC outlaws it? Not a simple case of painting over it with a different color.

    13. Re:I have no problem with this by aug24 · · Score: 1
      No.

      It's your pager, it's your responsibility. Get one that vibrates if it loses reception so you can do something about it.

      They don't make one? Keep checking reception yourself till they do. I assume you already do this if you enter any close steel framed area, right? Or does it somehow not matter if your pager doesn't work due to you being in, say, a shoeshop with steel structural elements? Or one half of the building I work in.

      Just because these things have worked well (and to your advantage) in the past does not give you a right to expect them to work in the future. There are other people for whom universal cell coverage has been a disadvantage. In this example we call them movie/theatre/concert goers.

      Justin.

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    14. Re:I have no problem with this by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      So? Where is your right to a signal written in law?

      Furthermore, as I said the the GP, just set your phone to alert you when you lose signal, then you have no problems.

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    15. Re:I have no problem with this by CyberSnyder · · Score: 1

      I disagree. When a party is actively blocking a service, they need to provide full disclosure that they are doing so. Just like the small stickers on doors that show which credit cards are accepted and that it's a non-smoking facility, a small symbol showing that cell phone signals are blocked in this building is not asking too much.

    16. Re:I have no problem with this by aug24 · · Score: 1

      I agree that it's not asking places to do so is not too much. It *is* asking too much to insist on it.

      If you need to be sure that you are on the net then it remains your responsibility to monitor your reception, not everyone else's to ensure it remains good.

      J.

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    17. Re:I have no problem with this by CyberSnyder · · Score: 1

      I'll have to disagree I guess. I'd much rather know that I'm going to have my cell phone signal blocked before I buy a ticket rather than afterwards. If I'm on call, I'll know that I need to stay away from that particular theater or resturant. It would be similar to buying a candy bar and not being able to read the ingredients until after you purchase it.

      Just a fair disclaimer is all I ask.

    18. Re:I have no problem with this by aug24 · · Score: 1

      I think that is fair, and I would be unimpressed if I found myself in a theatre with no signal at all due to the paint.

      But my point is rather that you might find that anyway, just from the way the building is made. Would you want your money back then?

      J.

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    19. Re:I have no problem with this by CyberSnyder · · Score: 1

      No. In that instance I wouldn't want a refund. It's not the fault of the theater. They didn't actively block the signal. But without a required disclaimer, you would not know if it were the was or a natural depression that was to blame.

      I know it sounds like "guns don't kill people, people kill people", but cell phones really aren't the problem. You can set them to vibrate and be discreet. The problem is that most people don't give a crap what anyone else thinks and are concerned about "me, myself and I" exclusively. Maybe we don't a technical solution to this. Perhaps if we collectively embarras the hell out of violators, people will *remember* to turn the phone to vibrate. Also, the manufacturers could make things easier for the technical illiterates out there and give them a "quiet" button on the phone.

      On a side note, do you remember the slashdot story from a year or so ago where the MPAA was blaming text messaging on poor box office sales? The claim was that people were telling their friends that the movie sucked before it was even over and that caused a drop in revenue. Hmmmm. Put out a good product and maybe they'll text nice things.

    20. Re:I have no problem with this by aug24 · · Score: 1

      It's pretty simple already - perhaps we should try out that 'guns don't kill people, people kill people' on them.

      I reckon both work, but perhaps we should just check... ;-)

      J.

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  11. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A way to block calls to all thoses assholes with the obnoxious ring tones at the worst times!

  12. FCC might kill this. by hal2814 · · Score: 1

    This nano technology may indeed be a trillion dollar business like the article claims, but it's going to have to get the blessing of the FCC to be usable here in the US. If not, it'll be relelgated to backrooms of spy shops like all the other cell phone blocking technology already present.

    1. Re:FCC might kill this. by TimeTrav · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um, no. Since it is a passive method, this is not and will not be regulated. You can acheive a similar effect by putting a layer of copper shielding in your wall.

      The novelty here is that it can be enabled and disabled at will.

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    2. Re:FCC might kill this. by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1

      What does it have to do with the FCC? This is completely passive and emits no signal. I'm allowed to build a Faraday cage around my own house if I so desire. The only thing different here is the ability to switch the cage on and off.

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    3. Re:FCC might kill this. by lintocs · · Score: 2, Informative

      The FCC can't kill this, as it doesn't transmit anything to anywhere, it's not even a powered device (persay). For example, if a builder decides to line the walls of his building with lead to achieve the same result, tough luck cell user. If an interior designer likes chromium (and they did in the '20s) and builds a lobby that is in essence a Faraday box, tough luck BlackBerry.

      Personally, I like the idea of creating a domestic space where I'm not being bombarded by microwave energy, around the clock. Just because every idiot neighbour I have feels that they need a WiFi network, cordless phone, and what-have-you, doesn't mean that I should have to sleep in their energy pollution.

  13. goodbye tin foil hat by MaceyHW · · Score: 1

    ...hello nano-copper hairspray in stylish punk green.

  14. Good use by Croakus · · Score: 1

    I'm going to paint my phone with it (grin)

  15. 911 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In case you get trapped by fire, go outside to call 911"

  16. Hack! by Joe5678 · · Score: 1

    The "On Demand" portion seems to be a hack. The paint does block the wireless signals. For you to "turn off" the paint though requires that you capture the wireless signals outside the protected area and then rebroadcast them inside.

    Not exactly "On Demand".

    1. Re:Hack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The blocking aspect of the paint is permanent, the signal relay is switchable, so the total effect is On Demand, passive signal blocking.

    2. Re:Hack! by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you need licenses from the FCC and such for broadcasting on those frequencies anyway?

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    3. Re:Hack! by Joe5678 · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting point! I know you can do low power transmissions without any license, but I don't have any idea how far these low power transmissions will carry a cell phone signal. I would think that it's enough to cover a concert hall, but really I have no idea.

  17. Annoyance compression by coinreturn · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the calls will be silenced during the show, but when intermission comes, all those pent up calls notify the all the phones of waiting voice mails at one time. As soon as the signal is allowed through a bunch of phones all ring at once and everybody starts talking at once.

    1. Re:Annoyance compression by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I hate advertising more than phonecalls and messages. So it's all good.

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  18. Developing != exists by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1
    Read this carefully. They are "developing" a technology that "would" block cell phones. This doesn't exist (yet?). I'd be suprised it they would ever succeed.

    In related news, I'm developping a method to turn lead into gold. Anybody want to invest?

    1. Re:Developing != exists by nate+nice · · Score: 1

      You can turn lead into gold?! Holy shit, we're going to make a fortune! Don't tell many people about this or they might steal this great plan. Man, send me your email so we can get started on this. I have enough venture capital to get it going...wow, I can see it already...a house of gold! I'll have more gold than I'll ever know what to do with!

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    2. Re:Developing != exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, I've got several 100 pounds of lead that should be quite valuable after we run it through your machine. How many shares do I get?

    3. Re:Developing != exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll invest the lead. When you perfect your technique, you can return me the gold. :)

    4. Re:Developing != exists by bitt3n · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I'm developing our business plan right now.

  19. Nano threat to humanity? by blankoboy · · Score: 1

    Where has all the fear of the grey goo gone? Are nano particles now considered safe for use in consumer products and everything else?
    I recall reading that there were/are some serious safety concerns with the effects of nano material on biological systems.
    Did I miss some news reports?

    1. Re:Nano threat to humanity? by blankoboy · · Score: 1

      Or was it just the standard 'greed overcomes human safety'?

    2. Re:Nano threat to humanity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you didn't miss the news report, since it was never reported, but corporations have taken over the government. If nano particles are dangerous a law prohibiting suing for damages caused by nano particles will be passed to protect the corporations. That's how you'll know they're dangerous.

      Of course the law prohibiting posting signs saying "this building contains nanoparticles" will make it hard to find out where to avoid, but that's necessary to protect other corporations.

    3. Re:Nano threat to humanity? by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Nanotechnology != Nanites.

      Nanotech just refers to anything dealing with really really small technology. Grey goo is only an issue with self-replicating machines -- often referred to as Von Neumann machines (or possibly other machines that alter the environment around them). The fear there is that microscopic self-replicating machines could, molecule by molecule, transform everything around them into more self-replicating machines.

      If the nanotech doesn't alter matter around it, grey goo isn't a risk.

    4. Re:Nano threat to humanity? by greginnj · · Score: 1

      chill out ... 'grey goo' refers to the threat self-replicating nano-technology; the threat being that it could suck up resources without limit as it replicates. All we're talking about here is nanotubes, little submicroscopic pipes of carbon filled with copper. They can't replicate or do much of anything except stick to a wall. Health risks of 'nano-particles' (whatever those are) are much the same as any fine dust (and likely to be less severe than asbestos). Carbon nano-particles are also known as coal dust, but we're much less likely to be exposed to dangerous quantities of nanoparticles than miners are to coal dust (since there's no reason to spray it around indiscriminately). In this case the whole thing's moot because the nano stuff is in the paint, not floating free in the air.

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    5. Re:Nano threat to humanity? by Saige · · Score: 1

      Besides, making something that's self-replicating and able to replicate itself from any available matter is going to be such a difficult task that I can't see it happening by accident - and even doing it deliberately is going to take a lot of work. Perhaps once molecular machines are a mature technology we might have to worry, but until then... it's more likely that a random virus from the ocean (which is full of millions of unidentified ones) is going to wipe out humanity than that we'll have to worry about grey goo.

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    6. Re:Nano threat to humanity? by diggitzz · · Score: 1

      Quick! We must distribute a vast number of copper-filled-nanotube-painted hats to the public to shield their delicate brains from the evil conspiracy!

      Or maybe that's exactly what they want us to do...

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    7. Re:Nano threat to humanity? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      It turned out that the only downside of nano was that it harmed the hearing of some of its users.

      Seriously, you're confusing nanos. Carbon nanotubes are merely strong carbon molecules chains, manufactured in the lab. Nanotechnology (generally) refers to self-replicating machines that are microscopically small (and non-organic, presumably, or at least, unnatural, since natural, organic, self-replicating machines already exist. We call it "life"); it's the latter that people routinely express concern about. iPod nanos are very, very, small iPods, that use flash memory for storage.

      The good news is that nobody will invent microscopic, useful, self-replicating machines in my lifetime, and probably not yours either. There is absolutely no chance of such a technology being invented. It's impossible.

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    8. Re:Nano threat to humanity? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      and likely to be less severe than asbestos

      That's good to hear. As long as it is not as severe as coal dust or asbestos, I don't mind being exposed to it at all. Because coal dust and asbestos aren't hazardous. Yep, there should be NO Problem with that...

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    9. Re:Nano threat to humanity? by greginnj · · Score: 1

      Geez, you're on my case in every thread today, aren't you?

      I was making two points here:

      1. The 'engineered' threat of nanoparticles/technology is not necessarily greater than the more 'natural' threat of asbestos fibers, so 'nano' in itself isn't any qualitatively new kind of Michael-Crichton-like threat.
      2. None of the uses of nanoparticles/technology I've seen discussed anywhere involve aerosolizing them so that they're a threat to our lungs -- they're too expensive to waste that way anyway.

      Nowhere did I say that as long as it's less severe than asbestos, we're fine. What I did say is that it's likely to be about the same as any fine dust (my coal dust example), but because of the projected applications, we're not likely to be exposed to nano-engineered dust in any (medically) significant quantity.

      Got it now, or did I push another one of your buttons?

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    10. Re:Nano threat to humanity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where has all the grey goo gone?
      Gone to nanites, every one.
      When will they ever learn?
      When will they ever learn?

    11. Re:Nano threat to humanity? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on point 1. I agree with you on point 2. However, I think the jury is still out as to whether this type of thing would be safe in a real world deployment situation for: the workers manufacturing it, the workers installing it, the people operating the facility, patrons, and finally those people who might be performing maintenance and/or demolition on the facility.

      I was merely pointing out that saying "its as safe as Asbestos or even Coal Dust" isn't going to win anyone over into thinking it is safe.

      And sorry about being on your case in >1 thread - I try to be an equal opportunity asshole.

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  20. I am totally going to paint my bedroom with this stuff.

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    1. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or switch to Sprint.

  21. Selfish b**tard! by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1

    In a cinema there are often hundreds of people. The chance that at least one person out of those hundreds has an 'emergency' during the length of a movie is significant. This means that any time I see a movie I have to endure a significant chance of it being ruined because of someone else's problem. No thanks. If you're worried about emergencies DON'T WATCH MOVIES OR GO TO CONCERTS. It's as simple as that. You can wait for the DVD or buy the CD instead.

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    1. Re:Selfish b**tard! by rkhalloran · · Score: 1

      People are on call for various *legitimate* reasons.

      If something comes up where they need/want to be unavailable, like say a concert, etc. they trade off with somebody else and TURN THE PAGER/PHONE OFF.

      There just aren't any cases I can think of where somebody needs to be "available" 24/7/365 and disrupting public gatherings.

    2. Re:Selfish b**tard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ya know.. thats crap too, because in some cases, like myself, i'm the ONLY person at my company responsible for a lot of things. I'm on call 24x7x365 (ecspecially now that i have one of the htc wizards as a leash). I used to have a counter part that could cover some of the stuph, but never all of it.

      At the same time, my phone is always on vibrate in a theatre, or other such occasion, and i mute it before it vibrates to much/or stop the call completely, walk outside and deal with the situation. As the gp mentioned, I would gladly forward calls to a provided emergency number, even if i had to walk over to some employee, set it up, and tell them where i am seating. I'm willing to compromise, but you people saying that this isnt true and should never happen, or that the people in my position or that of Doctors and such shouldnt have a life need to get over yourselves. Calling someone like a systems admin or heart surgeon selfish because on his off hours he wants to catch a movie is crap. You are the same ppl that would turn around and bitch at us/sue us for not being available.

      ingrates

    3. Re:Selfish b**tard! by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      There just aren't any cases I can think of where somebody needs to be "available" 24/7/365 and disrupting public gatherings.
      The President?

      But yea, your point still remains valid. >99% of the population does not need to be 100% accessible, 100% of the time. Those that do, should already have arrangements in place to facilitate the process.
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    4. Re:Selfish b**tard! by EzInKy · · Score: 1


      If you're worried about emergencies DON'T WATCH MOVIES OR GO TO CONCERTS.


      So let's see...we now add people who worry about emergencies to list of those banned from theaters along with those with kids, tiny bladders, thirst, and the hundred other things that might interfere with your movie going experience. It's no wonder the industry is in trouble, there's no one left to go.

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    5. Re:Selfish b**tard! by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      In a cinema there are often hundreds of people. The chance that at least one person out of those hundreds has an 'emergency' during the length of a movie is significant. This means that any time I see a movie I have to endure a significant chance of it being ruined because of someone else's problem.

      Call notification = vibrate. No more problem.

      Except, of course, for the selfish jerks who refuse to use this feature.

      -CGP

    6. Re:Selfish b**tard! by morzel · · Score: 1
      because in some cases, like myself, i'm the ONLY person at my company responsible for a lot of things. I'm on call 24x7x365
      Your company needs a better way of dealing with these things, or you need a different job. Either party is getting screwed one way or the other.

      I do appreciate your respect for others in the way that you deal with these calls, something a lot of people seem to lack.

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    7. Re:Selfish b**tard! by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      At the same time, my phone is always on vibrate in a theatre, or other such occasion, and i mute it before it vibrates to much/or stop the call completely, walk outside and deal with the situation.

      Good for you. And you can blame the people who don't do that for screwing it up for you. Just like a thousand other things. I don't hijack airplanes, for instance, and yet I still have to put up with that crap.

    8. Re:Selfish b**tard! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      There just aren't any cases I can think of where somebody needs to be "available" 24/7/365 and disrupting public gatherings.

      Small-town doctor. As I'm married to one, this hits pretty close to home.

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    9. Re:Selfish b**tard! by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1
      Calling someone like a systems admin...selfish because on his off hours he wants to catch a movie is crap.
      Absolutely and without hesitation would I call the sysadmin selfish. Why should I care about some other company's network when I'm watching a movie? I think I'd say the same for the heart surgeon. The point is - one heart surgeon serves hundreds of thousands of people. That means that when a heart surgeon is on call I am effectively wired in to hundreds of thousands of people's hearts. Any one of those hearts needs surgery and a few hundred people's movie experiences are spoiled. It's selfish to expose a few hundred people to the risk that one of several hundred thousand's people's hearts might fail (or whatever it is that prompts heart surgeons to spring into action).

      Of course, I have no objection if you use vibrate mode. But even then, there's no need to answer the call in the cinema like many people do.

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    10. Re:Selfish b**tard! by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      I'm sure your small town doctor mate can change their voicemail recording to instruct the caller to call the theatre in the event of an emergency. Come on, it's not brain surgery here.

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    11. Re:Selfish b**tard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you read his other posts in this article, his wife is a specialist, one of three in the region (his emphasis, not mine). And the other two are unavailable because one had a severe medical condition, and the other's wife just had a baby.

      Now his wife is a small town doctor.

      How many 'small town doctors' are specialists? One of only three in the region? Unless by 'region' he means 'Upper west side'.

  22. Blocks 911 too - private use only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine the lawsuit that results when there's a heart attack at a theater and 911 doesn't get there in time because they tried calling 911 and it didn't work, due to they panic they didn't think about running outside to call. Until it can specifically block only non 911 calls no system will see much use. If all the companies were on a single GSM standard like in Europe it would be much easier to make a device or institute a mandatory system for the cell phone companies where government buildings, airports, and perhaps privately movie theaters can choose to block non 911 calls. til then, good luck

    1. Re:Blocks 911 too - private use only by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Imagine the lawsuit that results when there's a heart attack at a theater and 911 doesn't get there in time because they tried calling 911 and it didn't work

      Not sure how your phone works, but there are plenty of places where mine doesn't. If I go into the local Walmart I don't get any signal at all (which is annoying when you can't remember why you were sent there). Most of us wouldn't think it odd at all if our phones didn't work in any given building. Running outside to make a call is very instinctive to most of us with cell phones and probably not basis for a lawsuit.

    2. Re:Blocks 911 too - private use only by animaal · · Score: 1

      I'm not aware of any laws requiring buildings to be built in a way that facilitates signals to pass through them.

    3. Re:Blocks 911 too - private use only by jwjcmw · · Score: 1

      "(which is annoying when you can't remember why you were sent there)" ha ha ha...oh that gave me the chuckle of the day...it hit too close to home.

    4. Re:Blocks 911 too - private use only by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      >Imagine the lawsuit that results when there's a heart attack at a theater and 911 doesn't get there in time because they tried calling 911 and it didn't work, due to they panic they didn't think about running outside to call.

      Using a cell phone to call 911 is a poor second choice to using a landline. The landline 911 call goes directly to the local emergency response center with instant info on the callers location. The response center is connected to police, fire, rescue, ambulance, and can get what is needed very quickly. At least where I live, 911 calls from a cell phone go to the Highway Patrol dispatcher; great for emergencies on the freeway, but not the best for a quick response in a downtown theatre.

      Instead of running out of the threatre to use your cell phone, you should run into the lobby and get an employee to call 911 on a landline. The time difference might save someone's life.

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    5. Re:Blocks 911 too - private use only by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      I dont know how the response time is by you, but most likely the 20 seconds save on the phone wont matter in the 20 minutes it will take to get there.

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  23. Thanks be to Allah by RedHatLinux · · Score: 1
    Someone has found a technological solution to bad manners. Seriously, now I might actually get to watch a movie or attend class without listening to some idiot described the movie to someone else or explain to their 8 year old home alone how to light a fireplace(Happen in an art history class)

    For real people, despite how many of us feel, very few us are so important that we cannot do without a cell phone for a few hours.

    1. Re:Thanks be to Allah by engagebot · · Score: 1

      Very few does not mean all. I understand what you're saying, but a full out block of the cell signals is hardly a realistic fix for bad manners. Like i said in an earlier post, i wear a hospital pager 24/7. Tons of people do. Do movie theatre owners really want to alienate higher-income medical professionals, or just crack down on the knuckle-heads?

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    2. Re:Thanks be to Allah by spikestabber · · Score: 1

      In the past you guys all used 2 way radio based pagers for emergency responding. Switching over to celly based paging is your own damn fault.

    3. Re:Thanks be to Allah by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      I hate to say it, but they will probably alienate the doctors.

      Do the math, there are a lot more "average joe" moviegoers than "super important doctor" movie goers. You alienatte the few to make the many happy. With theater revenues dropping I think that they will get behind this as soon as possible.

  24. Organisms? by nullset · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    > Nanotechnology, the emerging science of harnessing sub-microscopic organisms for everyday uses,

    Um, last I checked nanotech had nothing to do with small "organisms".

    1. Re:Organisms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, last I checked nanotech had nothing to do with small "orgasms".

      You're right, that's something altogether different.

    2. Re:Organisms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also nano-technology is technology not science!

  25. This is the best paint ever! by EntropyXP · · Score: 0

    This is the best thing since cell phones came out! "I know an old lady who swallowed a fly..." Next thing you'll have unblockable cell phones.... "Perhaps she'll die..." They should implement this paint everywhere, like in... Restaurants... so you know when you're date is faking a phone call to get out of the boring conversation about Star Trek and Captain Kirk really being superior to Star Wars and Luke Skywalker. Hospitals... so you can't interfere with the Catscan machine and cause someone to have a stroke. Movie theaters... so I can hear every last over-acted-word come out of Leonardo Dicaprio's mouth. Grocery stores... so I don't have to hear the soccer mom order her husband around remotely. Yes, I love this paint!

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    1. Re:This is the best paint ever! by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Actually mobile phones would send out more destructive signals that could mess up with a catscan if they can't get a stable signal.

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  26. Not just theatres and classrooms... by Randolpho · · Score: 1

    Perhaps airplanes could use a little nanotube paint as well?

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    1. Re:Not just theatres and classrooms... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps airplanes could use a little nanotube paint as well?

      That would only work if you painted over all the windows. Otherwise, the fuselage still acts like a giant phased-array waveguide and jams the nav systems.

    2. Re:Not just theatres and classrooms... by horatio · · Score: 1

      I wondered about that as well. My first consideration, however, was the weight. IIRC the History channel show about paint, the type used on aircraft is specifically designed to be lightweight. One might not think of paint as having any weight to it, until you consider how much paint is needed for an entire aircraft, and how much difference a couple of hundred pounds affects the performance of an aircraft. TFA doesn't say how much weight per-unit all that copper adds.

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  27. The new asbestos? by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There may be some serious health risks associated with nanotubes and other small particles. Hopefully the companies involved do thorough health risk assessments before putting it up everywhere.

    1. Re:The new asbestos? by MathFox · · Score: 1

      Asbestos is safe when the fibers are immobilised (nicely packaged and nobody stirring them up). Handling "asbestcement" roof tiles is safe as long as you don't break them: You don't want free asbestos fibers roaming around in the air you breath.
      Nanotube paint will be safe once the paint has dried. (Organic solvents are not healthy!) I'ld suggest that painters were protective masks when sanding away the paint, because it is unknown what the health effects are. Mineral wools that chemically look a lot like asbestos are much safer and even within the various asbestos types there is a wild variation in the rates at which they cause cancer.

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      extern warranty;
      main()
      {
      (void)warranty;
      }
    2. Re:The new asbestos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and asbestos wasn't known to be a problem when they started using it. Nanotubes are. Don't look for regulation though - nanotech is "the future", if you raise a concern you'll be talking about killing the next big thing that's supposed to save our economy. You terrorist you...

    3. Re:The new asbestos? by whyrat · · Score: 1

      Please note, these are not carbon nanotubes... per the article they are naturally occuring in some "halloysite" clay in Utah (crazy Mormons).

    4. Re:The new asbestos? by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1

      I tried to pick something where the comparison was reasonable. Removing asbestos is often more hazardous than leaving it in. It's likely that nanotubes have the same sort of issues - they're small and can get stuck in people's lungs, causing inflammation and triggering cancer (especially for smokers).

      Also, similar to asbestos, nanotubes appear to have great promise but the health risks are somewhat unknown. It may be that the paint is only risky for painters, or when it's removed. The worst case scenario is that it turns out to be far more toxic than people expect, and even the trace amounts produced by the dry paint over time causes issues.

    5. Re:The new asbestos? by randyjg2 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it doesn't matter if they are harmful or not. No theatre owner (or any other public gathering place) is going to put anything in their establishment that might scare off paying customers or cause them the risk of a lawsuit. This nanopaint stuff won't take off for at least a generation.

    6. Re:The new asbestos? by luckyguesser · · Score: 1

      come now, surely you can imagine a multi-plex painting one theater room with the paint, and advertising that one room as "cell phone free". you could advertise it as a benefit... hell, you could probably even charge extra for films shown in it.

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    7. Re:The new asbestos? by randyjg2 · · Score: 1

      I can imagine a dozen lawsuits the next day, alleging permanent harm from exposure, followed shortly by a letter from the insurance company, saying it was not an assumable risk under the insurance policies and they would not pay or defend against lawsuits.

      Then a visit from the building inspector, asking if this paint was covered under their renovation permits.

      Finally a visit from OSHA, asking about risks to employees, then several local news stations with alarmist stories about grey goo, various neighbor tenants and the landlord worried about their insurance, employees, customers, loss of business revenue or whether you had become grey goo (and at least one of them believing it), and then a long, tiresome trek through the courts for the next 15 years. Whats the benefit of that?

      Nanotechnology has a lot of wonderful products in it. Most of our entire civil service is designed for the sole purpose of preventing wonderful products from getting to market without being thoroughly checked. The lessons of thalidomide, asbestos, radium and Therac-25 (and pre FDA hot dogs, for that metter of fact) etc. are not lost on our government.

      In this case, a fine dust that can absorb significant amounts of electomagnetic energy scares the HECK out of me, even if it is in a paint binder. Where does that energy drain to? If the theatre is near a cell phone tower, will the paint eventually heat up enough to explode or spark? Will it reradiate and interfere with communications, possibly causing an ambulance to lose communications at a critical moment? Many ISM band devices can do that today...its a common complaint among emergency vehicles.

      Lead based paints have caused horrible harm among children. What happens to a child that accidentally ingests a nanopaint chip? Thats a known hazard for children. How about storage, disposal...do they need hazmat suits and toxic waste containers if they renovate? And what dump can (and WILL) take the waste legally? What happens if there is a fire; do the police need to evacuate the neighborhood? You wanna be the one telling the street cop you don't know the answer to that?

      It will be a generation or two before these issues will be sorted out. Clinical trial studies take years at best.

  28. Carcinogenic? by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 1

    I don't think copper by itself is carcinogenic, but what about nanotubes? What happens when you need to sand down the wall?

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  29. Are the facts really that difficult? by attonitus · · Score: 1
    nanotechnology, the emerging science of harnessing sub-microscopic organisms for everyday use

    And I should pay any attention to the rest of the article because ...?

    For what it's worth, the article also claims that the:

    paint relies on the wizardry of nanotechnology to create a system that locks out unwanted cell phone signals on demand

    This would be remarkable and is not true. Actually (from later on in the article), the company will:

    combine this signal-blocking paint scheme with a radio-filtering device that collects phone signals from outside a shielded space, allowing certain transmissions to proceed

    Which still sounds useful, but is a lot less exciting.

    1. Re:Are the facts really that difficult? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The simple fact is its basicaly paint with copper in it, it's probably not even conductive because the copper is inside clay particles. To do the same all you'd need is to get some paint and mix in some aluminum powder and or some graphite. Graphite is cool it suckes up microwaves like nobodies bussiness. get acouple cups of water, microwave one with a golf pencil over the rim and one without, you'll be amazes at the temperature difference in the two cups. I thought about painting my car with graphite pigmented paint and a nice Kandy apple blue over coat for some serious radar suppression. Even metalic wallpaper would work in a auditorium.

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  30. before cell phones by acvh · · Score: 1

    people went out, doctors went out, parents went out, and we did ok.

    last Sunday in church (spare me the religion debate) a cell phone rang while the priest was consecrating the host. Jesus was pissed.

    if people could be trusted to turn them to vibrate this sort of thing wouldn't even be on the drawing board. but people suck.

    1. Re:before cell phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before cars, people went to the store, people went to work, people went on trips.

      But with cars, you can go to a store, job or trip much further away and much faster. Would you really care to go back to a horse & wagon?

      Neither do parents and doctors want to go back to the times when they could only go out very rarely or not at all on on-call days.

      Don't blame bad manners on technogoly. Punish the bad manners, not the entirety of the user base.

  31. Will they make shampoo like this? by devphaeton · · Score: 1

    You know, i'd have much fewer people pointing at my shiny hat.

    just trying to keep the Liberal Media out!

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    1. Re:Will they make shampoo like this? by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      Um, maybe not. It is *paint* after all. You'd probably just shift from lookin' vaguely Devo to this (worksafe; I just picked a result from googling images with 'blue-hair'...)

  32. Other uses by Billosaur · · Score: 1
    I'm thinking this might be useful in other ways:
    • Applying it on your car, to foil radar guns
    • Using it in offices to keep wireless signals from escaping (I know it's not quite the same thing, but close)

    As to people who need their cell phones (parents with children, brain sugeons, etc.), use a system like you have at restaurants that use the wireless pagers. They would be tuned to work inside the building; someone dials a number or goes online, sends a message to the theatre, church, whatever, and it's relayed.

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    1. Re:Other uses by TimeTrav · · Score: 1

      Sigh.

      Radar works by sending a radio signal at your car, which is then reflected and comes back at the radar gun with a slightly different frequency. Try searching for "doppler shift" on Google. Coating your car with copper will just make a better "surface" for the radio signal to reflect off of.

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    2. Re:Other uses by Billosaur · · Score: 1
      Radar works by sending a radio signal at your car, which is then reflected and comes back at the radar gun with a slightly different frequency. Try searching for "doppler shift" on Google. Coating your car with copper will just make a better "surface" for the radio signal to reflect off of

      That would be true if the copper atoms were all aligned. If they were not, but instead were in random orientations, the radio waves would be scattered away from the source, diffusing it and making it harder to pick up. I suspect that the copper injected into the nanotubes in not spontaneously aligning itself once painted on a surface.

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    3. Re:Other uses by TimeTrav · · Score: 1

      Once again, you are wrong, sir. Radar relies on this scatter effect. For more information, see:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radar#Reflection

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    4. Re:Other uses by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1
      However, you are all missing the biggest problem here. It would do nothing to stop laser based velocity detection, nor many of the other more modern techniques used by troopers for busting yo' ass.

      If you would like to field test this, please post the results to /.

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    5. Re:Other uses by TimeTrav · · Score: 1

      Indeed. One particularly fun product used by the State Police here in the great state of New York is VASCAR. Its basically a time/distance computer that can't be detected since its a passive method of speed detection.

      After my second "pick some random guy who is going the same speed as everyone else" ticket, I've relegated myself to 5-over at all times. It's not a lot of fun getting passed by almost everyone during rush hour, but I haven't been the recipient of a single ticket since.

      My absolute favorite is one particular state trooper who parks on the onramp between our two busiest highways during rush hour. The typical reaction of most drivers is to slam on the brakes, causing traffic waves for a half mile back.

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  33. I know this sounds paranoid... by haibijon · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this allow kidnappers or anyone else for that matter to block cell phone signals maliciously, or unintentionally in the case of an emergency?

    1. Re:I know this sounds paranoid... by devphaeton · · Score: 1

      ....any differently than the kidnapper physically throwing the cell phone on the ground and stomping on it a bunch of times?

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    2. Re:I know this sounds paranoid... by dvdsmith · · Score: 1

      As Brian Griffin said "Yes, yes it does" ;)

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    3. Re:I know this sounds paranoid... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Hah, I just worked in a datacenter in the basement of a building, no cell service. Upon going upstairs, the bronze roof of the place also blocked cell signals except within 20 feet of the doors. And rule number two for kidnapping anyone is to search & remove victim's weapons, cell phone, pager, gps, etc. Rule number one is don't get caught kidnapping someone.

  34. Technological solution. by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    How about this - the theater gives you a vibrate-only pager to which you forward your calls (or even to which their conduit automatically routes your calls.) So if you REALLY need to be in touch you can be, but without annoying people around you. And you have to leave the theater to actually talk.

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    1. Re:Technological solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny thing is MOST phones already have this ablity (just turned mine on as im off to a meeting). Dinkos who think the rules do not apply to them are the ones this stuff was invented for. Its called responsibilty. No one wants to take it.

    2. Re:Technological solution. by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      So if you REALLY need to be in touch you can be, but without annoying people around you. And you have to leave the theater to actually talk.

      Right, because having some on-call asshat get up in the middle of the movie and climb over me, stepping on my feet and mumbling apologies during the big fight scene/car chase/lover's reunion isn't annoying at all.

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    3. Re:Technological solution. by Firehed · · Score: 1
      How about this - if you're in a theatre, you don't communicate with ANYONE. Sit your ass down and watch the movie, and shut up unless you're the only person in the room. Who remembers watching a movie just three years ago? Like it better back then? You must have - cells weren't commonplace then, and people had the decency to turn them off/leave them home/vibrate mode if *nothing* else before sitting down at the theatre.

      If you're in a position where you need to be able to be contacted 24/7, going to a place where you've got a decent chance of getting lynched if you bust out the cell phone probably isn't the best idea.

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    4. Re:Technological solution. by op12 · · Score: 1

      And then they jack up ticket prices to $15 to cover the cost of the pagers on top of already ridiculous (with a few exceptions) prices.

    5. Re:Technological solution. by DrRobert · · Score: 1

      How about this? Theaters install metal detectors and take cell phone away from people. If you can't be out of contact for a 90 min movie then you don't need technological help, you need psychological help.

    6. Re:Technological solution. by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Who remembers watching a movie just three years ago? Like it better back then?

      What are you talking about? Everyone had cell phones three years ago. Try ten years ago.

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    7. Re:Technological solution. by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Not a bad idea, but why use a separate device? Cell phone manufacturers should build in the ability for their phones to be switched over to vibrate mode via a wireless signal. Movie theaters could them simply set everyone's phones to vibrate.

      People choosing to be rude is a social problem. I'm not a big fan of using technological solutions to solve social problems as it doesn't address the root cause. Is it really that hard to turn your ringer off when you go into a meeting, lecture, theater, etc? Hell, the only time my ringer is on is when it's sitting in the cradle at home.

    8. Re:Technological solution. by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Not in the middle of nowhere, where I live. I suppose where you live, though, they were at least less commonplace.

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    9. Re:Technological solution. by geniusj · · Score: 1

      Agreed. My cell phone is the same way. It's on vibrate when I'm in the office, in a restaurant, in a theater, etc. Pretty much anywhere except my car and my house. I've never really understood the whole cellphone hatred thing. Maybe I've been lucky with regards to my fellow movie goers, but I've only heard a cellphone ring during a movie once. So the whole thing is not a huge concern to me. I am on call most of the time, however. So I do need to be able to receive calls wherever I am. I just let them leave a message and listen to it to make sure it's urgent. That's only happened a couple of times where I've had to leave the theater. But some things are just more important than a movie (e.g. money)

    10. Re:Technological solution. by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      In 2003, I lived in Seattle and every single person I knew or saw on the street had one unless they were some crackpot trying to claim how "philosophically opposed" to cell phones they were. The only person I knew who was in the crackpot camp still does not have a cell phone.

      Heck, everyone I knew in 1999 had a cell phone.

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    11. Re:Technological solution. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should just handle this problem socially, instead of technologically. If some guy scuffs your pumas, kick his ass.

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    12. Re:Technological solution. by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Well, I was in fifth or sixth grade in 1999. Maybe I'm just being forgetful regarding the year, but they definately are less common where I live, or were just a few years ago. That's probably because the signal around here sucks though, or maybe because we're one step up from Hicksville (obviously I'm odd-man-out here, with the three bedroom computers and approaching a terabyte of storage).

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    13. Re:Technological solution. by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Oh, I totally would, except that apparently that's not something private citizens are allowed to do.

      Believe me, if it weren't for the long arm of the law, I'd be delivering beatings to asshats on a daily basis.

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    14. Re:Technological solution. by camusflage · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the theater would be MORE than happy to provide this service to you, for a mere $75 deposit, $60 refundable.

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    15. Re:Technological solution. by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1
      From an engineering point of view, integrating the technology into the cell phone would make the most sense. However, from a social point of view I think it would be a hard sell, as it opens up opportunities for mischief that most people wouldn't sign up for. Do you want random people to be able to mute your cell phone without your knowledge?

      I agree that technological solutions are rarely a cure all for social issues such as this one. I think a simple "cell phones will not work during the performance" sign would be enough for me to be ok with the scheme myself. Of course, I just have the babysitter to worry about, and I trust them to be OK on their own for extended periods of time.

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    16. Re:Technological solution. by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      How about this? You have a stroke in the bathroom, and try to call for help.

      If you are lucky enough to get help, the person helping you tries to call an ambulance, and can't because some oversensitive retard bought cellphone-block paint.

    17. Re:Technological solution. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "How about this? You have a stroke in the bathroom, and try to call for help."

      We're talking about movie theatres, not gay bars.

    18. Re:Technological solution. by sammy+baby · · Score: 1
      Right, because having some on-call asshat get up in the middle of the movie and climb over me, stepping on my feet and mumbling apologies during the big fight scene/car chase/lover's reunion isn't annoying at all.

      Poor, poor.

      Maybe we should forbid bathroom breaks too.
    19. Re:Technological solution. by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      How about people just put their phones on vibrate and be polite and step outside if they're going to take the freakin' call?

      If people would just learn some manners, this wouldn't be an issue. I know, I know - that's crazy talk.

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    20. Re:Technological solution. by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, maybe we should.

      It'd also be nice to forbid people to enter the theater after the movie starts.

      And if we could establish a minimum age limit, in order to keep annoying rugrats out of the theater, that would rock, too.

      Mostly, though, people who come to see a movie try to take care of their potty business before the movie starts, so that they don't have to annoy even themselves when their bladder interrupts their movie enjoyment.

      On the other hand, people who go to the movies while on call have already made their peace with the possibility that they might suffer an annoying interruption. All I'm really interesting in forbidding is the part where they assume that because they don't mind being interrupted, I shouldn't mind either.

      See the difference? Most people who go to movies plan on watching the entire movie, so they manage their colons and bladders accordingly. In saving themselves this annoyance, they save the rest of us that same annoyance. But oncall asshats are not planning on watching the entire movie, and thus they do the exact opposite of managing their annoyances, and end up annoying the rest of us in the process.

      So no, I don't begrudge the occasional unfortunate individual their unavoidable toilet run.

      I do begrudge the oncall asshat their wilful disregard of common courtesy.

      HTH. HAND.

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    21. Re:Technological solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'm having a stroke in the bathroom I'll either be able to stumble out for help, or I won't be able to dial the phone. 10 years ago most people didn't have these things. The vast majority of people don't need them now. I think people mistake the convenience of comfort for necessity. Most people think cell phones are appropriate and essential for use while driving, but all the near-miss accidents I have been in have been because someone was swerving all over the road while glued to his cell phone. On the other hand, bathrooms are the only place I have never seen anyone use a cellphone, so I would be perfectly happy to have them designated as cellphone use areas. But we weren't talking about restrooms we were talking about theaters. Theaters, busses, planes, cars, concert halls, these are excellenet places to prohibit the use of cell phones.

    22. Re:Technological solution. by RailRide · · Score: 1
      How about people just put their phones on vibrate and be polite and step outside if they're going to take the freakin' call?
      If people would just learn some manners, this wouldn't be an issue. I know, I know - that's crazy talk.

      (not singling you out or anything like that--this is what I get for reading all posts up to this point...)

      Of course that's crazy talk--this is Slashdot after all. Just getting up and leaving the theater is considered an arrogant/inconsiderate/boorish/justifies-beating-y ou-up offense--especially if there's a cell phone involved. Didn't you know? Oh, the stories I could tell you of the contempt heaped upon those poor souls unlucky enough to need to take a whiz, of all things. Why, even glancing down at your lap at the text message or vibration that appeared on the phone on your belt is , in a perfect world, a faux pas liable to enrage someone sitting halfway across the row who caught a fleeting glimpse of a phone's LCD out the corner of his eye, justifying his coming over to smash your phone against the wall. Although I would think some random object unexpectedly exploding against a wall in a darkened theatre might be a tad more disruptive than someone looking down at some device on their belt or lap (gee, did we have these same discussions when digital watches, with their infernal backlights, first appeared?), but I guess that's excusable because it's somebody's righteous indignation on display huh? Best just sit perfectly still, eyes forward, lest you inspire someone else to punch you out for fidgeting or something like that :)
      (/tongue-in-cheek)

      --PCJ

  35. Cell is not reliable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you can't prove in court that it is. You're expecting POTS like performance and NO ONE will back you that cells can do that. Cell is intermitant, and if you're relying on it knowing you may have to respond to an emergency, then it's your own fault for any damages that are inccured, period. You might get a stupid jury and judge find for you, but if the defense has competant lawyers, you won't win. Even if they don't put up signs warning you.

  36. no-can-do by engagebot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What we really need is people with common sense/courtesy. Don't have an obnoxious ringtone. Don't talk on the phone in a movie theatre, etc.

    My situation: I've got to wear a hospital pager 24/7. New movie theatre with signal-jamming capability? I can't go. Sure, I've got sense enough to keep it on vibrate, but i'm the minority. We have to resort to actually crippling the devices to keep people from being idiots.

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    1. Re:no-can-do by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      WRONG! you could not be more wrong.... cell phones and pagers are two different devices on two different frequencies... this would block cellphones, not pagers... and there is a reason you have a pager not a cell, because pagers are reliable, cell phones are not.

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    2. Re:no-can-do by fshalor · · Score: 1

      " We have to resort to actually crippling the devices to keep people from being idiots."

      and this is new how?

      cell phones already come crippled in some cases (verizon, cingular, all at fault). windows definatly is crippled. cars have been known to be crippled by revlimiting and seed limiting.

      i'd rather have crippling to prevent idiothood then crippling to get a better profit.

      Han is my Hero (and did shoot the green smelly guy first. )

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    3. Re:no-can-do by NIK282000 · · Score: 1

      You git, a room painted with this stuff will block all EM radiation. It's a Faraday cage and it won't allow any radiation through whose wavelength is larger then the gaps in the copper. Given that these nano tubes are filled with copper and that the wavelengths used by pagers, cell phones and wi-fi are far bigger then that, they will all be blocked. If the establishment chooses to retransmit pager signals, then that's their doing but on its own this paint will stop all signals.

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    4. Re:no-can-do by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      Man you should try reading sometime: "The radio filter would allow all emergency radio communications to pass through the shield, Crowley said. With all other signals, like cell phones, the filter would act like a spigot to block or allow them to pass through--say, only during intermission. There'd be no limitation of public service radio access," he said. You were saying something stupid, what was it again?

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    5. Re:no-can-do by NIK282000 · · Score: 1

      The building woudl be activly passign those signals though, they could jsut as easily choose to pass pager signals on as they woudl with emergency signals. But _on_is_own_ the paint will block everything.

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    6. Re:no-can-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't go to a movie theatre when you're on call. Don't go hiking where there isn't coverage either, or go into subways or big-box metal buildings either.

      Save doing those things for when you're not on call. Meanwhile, rent a good DVD or go to a restaurant or any of a number of other things.

      This isn't hard.

    7. Re:no-can-do by Gob+Gob · · Score: 1

      "I've got sense enough to keep it on vibrate, but i'm the minority."

      So other ppl can't tell if you get a call / page / etc?

      So you can't tell if they get a call / page / etc when they stick it on vibrate.

      So you guys can all be in your on little minorities but be in the majority!

      This is soooooooooooooo "one hand clapping"

  37. Where can i get this! by GmAz · · Score: 1

    I want some of this so bad. The possibilities are endless. Imagine getting an annoying persons cell phone and painting the inside of the case. Blissful silence.

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  38. Riiiiight... by krnpimpsta · · Score: 1
    I stopped reading after this sentence:

    "It is also another breakthrough application of nanotechnology, the emerging science of harnessing sub-microscopic organisms for everyday uses, like stain-resistant pants and transparent sunblock."
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  39. Will nanotubes become the next asbestos? by cpotoso · · Score: 1

    All of this sounds very nice, but will these nanofibers become in a decade or two the next asbestos? Before one puts these nanotubes out in the open and in large amounts there should be studies about this.

  40. MOD UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ooooh yea, if the GP is "so valuable" than what is he doing in a movie theater anyway? He should be sleeping in the emergency waiting room, eating at the cafeteria, and taking showers in the changing room.

    Really, if you have to treat your cell phone like a shot of insulin or a pacemaker, then don't go to the theater. If you do, you are the cause your own problems.

    And before you go on whining about how you deserve the same pasttimes as other people, remember you made the choice to live a lifestyle that depends on cell phones. Oh sure, someone's gotta do it, but then they gotta make the sacrifices too.

    No sympathy for you GP. If you sue I hope the court slaps you silly.

  41. Disasters? by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

    But what happens when there's a disaster (earthquake, hurricane, explosion, etc) and people get trapped in said facility? Or there's an emergency, like someone breaking their arm or having a heartattack?

    How do you call for help? How do you let people know you're in there?

    Blocking a means of emergency communications should be illegal. Especially with something that can't be turned off.

    Sure, cell phones are a disturbance and a distraction, but they're not a danger to society or anything close to being an epidemic.

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    1. Re:Disasters? by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      And the emergancy services are still gonna take magnitudes of time longer to arrive than the 45 seconds it takes to find a land line and call from there.

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    2. Re:Disasters? by tomatosan · · Score: 1

      Using a cell phone is not the only way to communicate. Use a pay phone. A land line based phone, smoke signals just not your cell.

    3. Re:Disasters? by Spacepup · · Score: 1

      OMG run for the hills all the land lines are out too!

      People lived through emergencies of all kinds before there were cell phones, or any sort of phones at all.

      Really think about what happens when there is a massive emergency: "All circuts are currently busy, please try again"... thats right phone service goes right out the window, special magical paint or not.

      Cell phones have no bussiness inside a theater where people paid to see a show. There is NOTHING to preclude people from walking out to the lobby every 10 minutes to check for a missed call if it is that important for them.

      Kudos to the developers of this paint... the world needs it.

    4. Re:Disasters? by pizpot · · Score: 1

      As someone who hasen't had a cell phone for 5 years, I must say this is amusing. I put a quarter in my pocket when I go out, and use it about once a year.

    5. Re:Disasters? by notea42 · · Score: 1

      Um, you could do it the way they did things 10 years ago - walk out of the room. They are only proposing this in isolated rooms/buildings, all of which have fire alarms and ground-line telephones that work perfectly well for emergency alerts.

    6. Re:Disasters? by LocalH · · Score: 1

      Oh, so doctors should never go to a theater, because heaven forbid they might actually get called on an emergency? It's one thing to be against casual cell phone use, but when it's a doctor or other emergency personnel, you are 100% in the wrong to bitch.

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    7. Re:Disasters? by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      Really think about what happens when there is a massive emergency: "All circuts are currently busy, please try again"... thats right phone service goes right out the window, special magical paint or not.

      I'm really mostly talking about small-scale emergencies, which is what I'm talking about.

      People lived through emergencies of all kinds before there were cell phones, or any sort of phones at all.

      also, sure, people survived for thousands of years without modern medicine. But if something happens where you need to make a call, then what?

      Let's say you're at some event in an auditorium and some asshole pulls a knife and stabs someone in the neck and everyone runs out in a panic. So you're sitting there, holding your buddy, pressing a piece of your torn tee shirt to his jugular... you're not gonna leave him to go find a phone when you've got a perfectly good cell phone on you. oh. and oops, the guy in charge of activating/deactivating the paint is sleeping on the job. your cell is no good. hopefully someone is coming to help.

      Cell phones have no bussiness inside a theater where people paid to see a show. There is NOTHING to preclude people from walking out to the lobby every 10 minutes to check for a missed call if it is that important for them.

      I'm not disagreeing with you, there. that's why we have these great announcements before said shows reminding you to turn off your cell. for the most part 99% of people seem to set their phones to silent or turn them off. I can't remember the last time I heard someone's cell go off at a movie or musical or whatever.

      I'm not a fan of being forced into being polite. I'm not a fan of being forced into doing anything. Courtesy is a choice and it isn't anyone's place but the individual's when it comes to that.

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    8. Re:Disasters? by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      "Slay them all! God will know his own"

      The innocent and guilty alike shall lie squooshed beneath the ruins of the theater. Those without cell phones, and verily even those with their phones set on vibrate will immediately ascend to God's tender mercy. Those unsanctified heathens with their ringers still on will be cast down, down I say, into the flames of perdition, there to sizzle for all eternity in the skillet of Hades.

      Amen

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    9. Re:Disasters? by taustin · · Score: 1

      Unless I'm mistaken, generally speaking, it is illegal to interfere with cell phone operation. Not often enforced, but it's generally not easy to actually interfere.

      I wouldn't want to be the theater who used this stuff without clear signs on the entrances, and an emergency call is blocked.

      The sad thing is, there is a proper and perfectly legal solution: Enforce reasonable standards of behavior in places like theaters or restaraunts. Give people notice on their way in that if their cell phone disturbs other patrons, they will be required (not asked) to leave, without a refund. I guess that's too complicated, though.

    10. Re:Disasters? by Corbu+Mulak · · Score: 1

      Let's say you're at some event in an auditorium and some asshole pulls a knife and stabs someone in the neck and everyone runs out in a panic. So you're sitting there, holding your buddy, pressing a piece of your torn tee shirt to his jugular... you're not gonna leave him to go find a phone when you've got a perfectly good cell phone on you. oh. and oops, the guy in charge of activating/deactivating the paint is sleeping on the job. your cell is no good. hopefully someone is coming to help.

      Try going to a safer theater.

    11. Re:Disasters? by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1
      Try running outside. If you cannot get out of a theater within a minute, buy a treadmill.

      Or use one of the many land lines that the theater certainly has to maintain their business.

      And for all the doctors that are on double-secret probation, I mean, 24/7 call, just do what they did before cell phones- tell the hospital where you will be. As much as a downer this may be for the pimple faced 'usher' who has to stop watching $BIG_SUMMER_MOVIE for 5 minutes for the 60th time to come get you, it would easily eliminate the problem.

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    12. Re:Disasters? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Unless I'm mistaken, generally speaking, it is illegal to interfere with cell phone operation.

      You're mistaken. Technologies which actively disable cell phones by sending out a competing signal are illegal, as they break the rules set down by the FCC. This technology, which is just a glorified faraday cage, is perfectly legal, since it's a passive technology.

    13. Re:Disasters? by Damvan · · Score: 1

      Fine, only doctors can use cell phones in theaters. Unless you can prove that you are a doctor ON CALL, you must relinquish your phone at the door.

      Ok with you?

    14. Re:Disasters? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Oh, so doctors should never go to a theater, because heaven forbid they might actually get called on an emergency?

      Absolutely! As a doctor, you go in knowing full well the restrictions that are place on your life when you must be on call. If you can't live with that, find another line of work. Meanwhile, the rest of us shouldn't have to suffer for their career choices.

    15. Re:Disasters? by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 1

      Let's say you're at some event in an auditorium and some asshole pulls a knife and stabs someone in the neck and everyone runs out in a panic. So you're sitting there, holding your buddy, pressing a piece of your torn tee shirt to his jugular... you're not gonna leave him to go find a phone when you've got a perfectly good cell phone on you. oh. and oops, the guy in charge of activating/deactivating the paint is sleeping on the job. your cell is no good. hopefully someone is coming to help.

      If I'm actively giving emergency first aid to someone, I'm probably not going to have a free hand to fiddle with a cell phone either. Instead, I'll just ask the equally probable monkey flying out of my butt to make the call.

    16. Re:Disasters? by LocalH · · Score: 1

      No, it's not.

      I wouldn't require relinquishing the phone, I would only require that patrons who are not employees of an emergency service to turn off the ringer on their phone, and if they need to send or receive a phone call, I would also require them to step outside or go to the restroom to complete their call.

      And it's not just doctors - it's any service that would be considered an emergency service. Everyone else that's on call can simply turn their ringer off (most modern phones support vibrate) and then take the call away from those who would be irritated.

      Remember, you don't have a right not to be irritated. You simply don't. As a business owner, I would make an attempt to accomodate both sides of the issue, so as to ensure, as best as I can, that I don't lose business.

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    17. Re:Disasters? by LocalH · · Score: 1

      You must be a liberal who thinks that they should ban anything that irritates them. Instead of trying to think about it reasonably, you're trying to advocate a blanket ban on communications devices inside of a movie theater. It's this same misguided nannyism that causes things like city-wide indoor smoking bans for businesses (despite the fact that a business owner should have the right to make that decision themself).

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    18. Re:Disasters? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Uhh, actually my comment implies the exact opposite. I feel operators of theatres, etc, should have the right to disable cell phones on their premises if they see fit in order to provide a more pleasurable experience for their customers, and that they should not be obligated to advertise this fact (it should be the individual's responsibility to check their cell reception when they enter a building if they need to be reachable).

      But it's good to see that black-and-white, partisan rhetoric is alive and well on Slashdot. Keep it up! We need the posts of individuals such as yourself to remind the rest of us why liberal-vs-conservative ranting is idiotic and unproductive.

    19. Re:Disasters? by LocalH · · Score: 1

      It's not black-and-white rhetoric, it's merely an observation that, 99% of the time, these types of laws are championed by those who label themselves as liberal - thus the perception that such a mindset is "liberal". I also didn't say that these businesses shouldn't be able to make their own decision on this, but if they do, they should be required to make it plainly clear, and post this requirement outside, so that emergency personnel can know ahead of time and stay out of such businesses completely (after all, if they don't have to advertise that they disable cell phones, then emergency personnel should be able to completely stay away from such businesses, so that their wireless service isn't interrupted at all - imagine if they were needed, but they couldn't be contacted because they had stepped into such a business). As for those who aren't emergency personnel, I couldn't care less, as there is no requirement for business owners to accomodate them. I would feel the same way about emergency personnel if it weren't for the possibility of someone not receiving medical care that they need.

      It's also not partisan, because I'm not Conservative as understood by the majority of the populace today. If anything, I'm a "small c" conservative who champions government that's only as big as it absolutely needs to be to function as set forth in the Constitution. Nowadays, I'm just as mad at the right as I am at the left.

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  42. FROM THE OFFICE OF *insert lawyer's name here* by nevergleam · · Score: 1

    This is a public service announcement from the office of *insert lawyer's name here*.

    *******Do you rely on your cellphone in order to receive calls? You should then consider suing cell phone companies for not existing in the past. You potentially missed hundreds of emergency calls, and lost hundreds of thousands of dollars in business opportunities because cell phone companies did not exist to provide you the means to receive them! That's where the office of *insert lawyer's name here* can help! Call 555-8282. Once again, 555-8282.********

    {/Tongue in cheek}
    You do prove a valid point. Warning signs will be required, because as annoying as people find them in some situations, cellular telephones have become for many people a necessary part of life. As a college student, I actually have no other line aside from my cellular phone.

  43. Lawyers by TopSpin · · Score: 1

    The cynic in me envisions a trial lawyer engaging the survivors of people killed in a theater fire, cell phone in hand...

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  44. You're right by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

    "Imagine the lawsuit that results when there's a heart attack at a theater and 911 doesn't get there in time because they tried calling 911 and it didn't work, due to they panic they didn't think about running outside to call."

    I can imagine the lawsuit now.

    "Person dies because other person is very very stupid"

    In all seriousness, do you genuinely believe this would EVER happen?

    Of course not, you're just another naysayer with no real objection, so you have to make up an idiotic one.

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    1. Re:You're right by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      That fool, they should of used 112.

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    2. Re:You're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And yet, lawsuits dumber than this one have been won. If you gave it any thought you would realize that just based on stupid things such as stickers on hair dryers that say to not use around a bath.

      Of course not, you're just another naysayer with no real objection, so you have to make up an idiotic one.

      Wow, another kettle/pot moment for you. You seem to have nothing but those. So start thinking, AND quit being a total idiot.

  45. But does it really work? by CrazyMik · · Score: 1

    The company's press release says that they licensed a patent for technology to provide an RF signal inside the RF blocked area, allowing them to choose who gets calls and who doesn't, or.....to charge people more for placing calls inside an area.

    Now that sounds like a money maker. "IF you would like to make a call from inside the MCI arena, please call 555-5555 to activate your phone for just $5.99."

    But, I would love to see if this stuff really works. The company doesn't appear to say why tubes of aluminum silicates with added copper would be better than other materials for blocking RF. I wonder what is going on?

  46. You mean these? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's cool, but where do you get the tiny little paintbrushes?

    Here.

    Just to prove that science is stranger than fiction :)

    (Mod this interesting, if you want)

    1. Re:You mean these? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can you go up to someone's car and spray the no cell phone paint all around it? :-)

    2. Re:You mean these? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you paint your house so that you don't have to wear a tinfoil hat when you get home? (Yes, I'm aware of the malicious government-sponsored propoganda which claimed that tinfoil hats don't block government probes. That's what they WANT you to think!)

      Seriously, can this be used to create a sort of electromagnetic clean room? Would it prevent bugs (either government or bad guy) from working as well as cell phones? Could we paint our foreign embassies' rooms with it to prevent foreign governments from bugging us?

  47. Unpatriotic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah? Well, what happens when TERRORISTS take over a concert hall or movie theater and nobody can call for help?? If you support nanotechnology, the terrorists have already won. Why do you hate America, physicists?!

  48. More Annoying without Cells in Emergencies by straightcash · · Score: 1

    My Wife and I were in the theatre and I had my cell on vibrate. Due to its position in my pocket, I was unable to feel my cell phone ring. Thanks to not having a cell, so to speak, when my son cut his hand bad enough to warrant an emergency room visit, my inlaws had to call the theatre and they had to send an usher in to yell out our names. Surely even a cell phone ring would have been less disruptive then that. I know there was a ton of whispering as people were wondering what could have happened.

    1. Re:More Annoying without Cells in Emergencies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd find out in an hour or so anyway, hopefully you left your children in responsible hands.

    2. Re:More Annoying without Cells in Emergencies by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1
      This is certainly unfortunate, but do consider the frequency of disruptions when there is a real emergency. How many times after a phone rings in a theater do you see the call recipient haul ass out to his car? The rarity of a true emergency in the theater lends there to be some benefit to the usher coming in. Yes it is more disruptive, but it is for a worthwile disruptions.

      Do I care that my movie stops for a second due to an injured child? Certainly not. Heck, I would vote that they stop the reels to make sure that everybody can hear the name they need. Disruptions will happen, and should. But this will cut down on the useless ones and reduce them to just the true emergencies - as in the case of your son's injury.

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  49. Only idiots rely on a wireless device... by TigerNut · · Score: 1

    without a backup. As mentioned by lots of other respondents, RF reception can be affected by any number of external factors, and you'd never know unless you continuously checked your phone's received signal strength indication. Does your phone alert you when it goes into "no service"? No? Better sue the phone maker for putting you at risk of being without a lifeline... or else read your service contract, and the phone's manual, carefully. If you need 100% communication reliability with someone, better stay within arm's reach. Nothing else is totally reliable.

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    1. Re:Only idiots rely on a wireless device... by databyss · · Score: 1

      "Does your phone alert you when it goes into "no service"? No?"

      Actually mine does. It beeps, and it beeps again when I get service.

      But most of what you said is true. This guy must be rich from all the lawsuits he's had against contractors. I've been in plenty of buildings where I'll loose service.

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  50. Better Use by RossumsChild · · Score: 1

    I'm going to paint her phone with it.

  51. addendum by kevin.fowler · · Score: 1

    ed note: it sounds like he died, he didn't. He was just really afraid of going to a hospital and dying. I just worded it awkwardly and haven't had enough coffee today.

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  52. This will never see the light of day by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it can block cellphone calls, it will certainly block the rays from the orbiting mind-control satellites. The movie would start, this blocking system would be activated, and the whole audience would riot when the MPAA ad with the starving carpenter berating the audience for stealing movies when they just paid full admission was run.

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    1. Re:This will never see the light of day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the MPAA ad with the starving carpenter berating the audience for stealing movies

      The biggest threat to the "starving carpenter" isn't movie piracy - it's the director or producer making the movie in some other country.

  53. Noise reduction by phonex98 · · Score: 1
    can be applied to the walls and ceiling of places such as concert halls, churches

    It would appear that they are trying to elimate annoying ringing, but how many cell phones make a noise when reception is lost ? Mine makes a periodic beeping sound, so are we just trading ringing for beeping ?

  54. I'm not convinced this is a good idea... by Uhlek · · Score: 1

    Because of cell phones, 24/7 reachability has become the rule, rather than the exception. This has extended to the business world, where many employees are virtually on call 24/7. In some cases, this is minor, but in others, it can be critical. Emergency responders such as doctors and nurses, senior IT folks (such as myself, when I'm on call), and others keep their cells on them and can still have something of a life rather than stay at home and wait for the home.

    Being denied the ability to do this would be suck. For me, not so much, my on-call is limited. For others, it'd be impossible.

    What would be cool is if you could either give your cell phone to a greeter or usher, or forward your calls to a call center number. Then, they would either take your name and table (if a restaurant), or give you a tiny vibrating pager (if a theater) that you can be notified of a call.

    1. Re:I'm not convinced this is a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So a thousand must suffer because of a 1 in a million shot. Hmmm.

      Before cell phones, what did the good doctor do? Stay home? Well, now at least he/she can go walking around, visit some places or stay home.

      Isn't that better?

  55. can do the same with a sheet of copper mesh by pz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What's the big deal here? The paint is conductive. The conductivity cannot be switched on and off, but by reading between the lines of TFA, they have an antenna inside the faraday cage which can selectively provide connectivity to the outside world. You can do the same thing with copper mesh (and I have, to make ultra-quiet recordings of microvolt biological signals) to create an entire room that is a faraday cage.

    The only thing newsworthy is that this paint contains nanotechnology. Sure, that's nice. But the summary and title are misleading: The paint blocks, always. The additional antenna blocks on demand, and there's nothing special there.

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    1. Re:can do the same with a sheet of copper mesh by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > What's the big deal here? The paint is conductive. The conductivity cannot be switched on and off, but by reading between the lines of TFA, they have an antenna inside the faraday cage which can selectively provide connectivity to the outside world. You can do the same thing with copper mesh (and I have, to make ultra-quiet recordings of microvolt biological signals) to create an entire room that is a faraday cage.

      In other words, all this hype about nanotube copper paint is just a TEMPEST in a teapot.

    2. Re:can do the same with a sheet of copper mesh by vinn01 · · Score: 1

      TEMPEST in a teapot.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TEMPEST

      You just had to bring up bad memories, didn't you. But not many places lived up to the TEMPEST standard, even in a lot of DOD, NSA, CIA, etc. locations.

      With this stuff, I could see hospitals repainting thier intensive care units. They could call the paint "TEMPEST lite". It brings a simplified version of the 1980's technology down to a much more useable level.

    3. Re:can do the same with a sheet of copper mesh by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Uhh... what's newsworthy is that this capability is now available in an easily applicable paint. Or are you of the belief that installing copper mesh is as easy as putting a coat of paint on the walls?

    4. Re:can do the same with a sheet of copper mesh by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      You forgot the .

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    5. Re:can do the same with a sheet of copper mesh by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, it was supposed to say rimshot with angle brackets. Must have been eaten.

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    6. Re:can do the same with a sheet of copper mesh by MrScience · · Score: 1

      What's the big deal here?

      Uh, it looks nicer than a huge faraday cage in your concert hall?

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    7. Re:can do the same with a sheet of copper mesh by Arandir · · Score: 1

      When was the last time your painted a faraday cage in an auditorium?

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    8. Re:can do the same with a sheet of copper mesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for pranks too. Make a custom electrical plug that shunts 110v (US) to a pad attached to the wall in an inconspicuous corner and let the fun begin!

    9. Re:can do the same with a sheet of copper mesh by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      if you want your phony markup to show you have to use < instead of <

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  56. What about TRANSPLANT patients? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems a huge risk for people waiting on a new heart/liver/etc. What happens when they don't get that call?

    They die.

    1. Re:What about TRANSPLANT patients? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      The cause of death would probably be from scary part in the movie of the cinema they're sitting in.

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  57. Faraday Cage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they're making paintable faraday cages?

    1. Re:Faraday Cage by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      That's sort of what it looks like. Do you suppose the on/off nature of the field is simple multi-point grounding scheme that is switchable (un ungrounded cage is transparent, right?). I'm guessing that they wouldput a repeater into the room for non-cell traffic. Then again, maybe that's what they're doing - just turning a cell repeater on and off to get across the boundary. Based on TFA, its hard to tell.

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  58. From TFA by Rick+Genter · · Score: 1
    It is also another breakthrough application of nanotechnology, the emerging science of harnessing sub-microscopic organisms (emphasis added) for everyday uses


    Someone's been watching a little too much Star Trek...

    Now if they could come up with a nanopaint that would cause the cell phone's backlight to not turn on...

    (From someone who's been to too many movies lately where some lus3r decided they wanted to check their text messages or play brickout or whatever during the movie.)
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  59. Emergency Services by ds_job · · Score: 1

    Given that most people are talking about beating up people who use the phone in a concert / film theatre / class room where you don't need technology any more sophisticated than a loud voice and the ability to shout "Oi. Idiot. Turn the bloody thing off will you?" I just want to say that this will be a massive boon for the Emergency Services. Currently there are places (film theatres libraries and train carriages spring to mind) where the owners try to block all of the signal to stop people from talking. I'm okay about this as their choice as owners but it becomes a problem when there is an emergency and you need the Fire / Ambulance Service to get in and use their communication systems. At least now it is at a touch of a switch to turn it off an on again.
    I also want to say that the brain surgeon justification is very contrived and Mr. Farren should be ashamed to have used it. If you absolutely have to be contactable for the next two hours then ensure that the restaurant / cinema / train carriage / brothel has signal before you enter.

    1. Re:Emergency Services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That requires people to not be assholes and actually stop talking on their phone when asked. I've yet to meet someone like that. If they're talking on their phone in the theatre, then they're asshole enough to continue even when asked not to.

  60. Big deal by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Rustolium has a product that is magnetic paint that has the same effect.

    I painted my daughter's room with it and it dropped the Cellphone signal in the room to barely useable. if I painted the door and replaced the screens with aluminum I am sure it would block almost all the signal.

    Why wait for this high tech stuff t hat will cost hundreds of dollars when you can use a product that exists now. Heck copper bearing paint that is electrically conductive has also been around for years that does this job as well.

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    1. Re:Big deal by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Why does your daughter need the radio waves blocked in her room anyway?

      So far the only thing I can come up with, is if she's afraid of radio waves entering her brain.

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    2. Re:Big deal by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      No she needs to stick magnets all over in her room. As per the reason to paint her room in it. It's really cool, magnets stick everywhere making it a perfect teenager room as she can stick anything to the walls without damage.

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    3. Re:Big deal by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Why does your daughter need the radio waves blocked in her room anyway?

      Tinfoil hats make her break out in a rash.

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  61. Great, but think asbestos ... by krysolid · · Score: 0


    There are some reports that fullerenes, the carbon
    nano-particles, have dangerous health risks.

    So, people who spend their life researching this for
    labs are very motivated to produce a product from it
    so their life's work brings them wealth, and are not
    exactly incentivized to consider possible health risks.

    They are already putting nanoparticles into clothing
    and paint and other uses.

    I hope we do not have millions of people getting cancer
    so that some people can get rich from buckeyballs.
    Why not just pay them off for doing research which is
    positive?

  62. Re:Illegal? No, it's legal. by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 1

    There is nothing illegal about passive material or even designing a building that will block cell phone signals as long as they don't produce any signals on their own. Where the FCC would come into play is if these fibers were somehow transmitting an active jamming signal. I'm sure that the FCC's main concern is that active jamming might jam more than just its intended target. I can't say that I disagree with that concern.

    Someone else mentioned a Faraday cage, which might be great to implement with new buildings but would probably be unrealistic for existing buildings, depending on the nature of the business/organization.

    For theatres and auditoriums, this is an excellent alternative, particularly since a lot of theatres and auditoriums could probably use a new coat of paint anyway. :)

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  63. Nanoparticles - the new asbestos? by geekwithsoul · · Score: 1

    More and more information is coming to light that materials that are normally harmless can be extremely hazardous when distributed on a nanoparticle scale. Quoting from a recent Washington Post article:

    Animal studies have shown that at least some can cause deadly airway blockages or can migrate from nasal passages into the brain and other organs, where they may cause metabolic problems. Other studies suggest they can trigger environmental damage that would be difficult to reverse once the minuscule particles disperse into soil and water.

    So when all this nifty paint starts flaking off and nanoparticles of copper start setting up shop in your organs, are we going to have to go through something like the whole asbestos abatement process again? Don't get me wrong, I'm as excited about the potential of nanoparticles and nanotech in general, but it seems we should be figuring out how to control this before we start figuring out how to use it.

    1. Re:Nanoparticles - the new asbestos? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Considering that there are trace amounts of copper in your body (Wonder where your blood gets it's taste? It's all iron and copper and zinc that's in your bloodstream) I *HIGHLY* doubt that copper, nor the nanotubes (I'm assuming they're made from carbon) will hurt us, period. Hell, what am I saying. They sell copper supplements in Walgreens.

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    2. Re:Nanoparticles - the new asbestos? by Traf-O-Data-Hater · · Score: 1

      Yes, copper supplements are commonly sold, but you ingest these as a tablet or capsule in your stomach, not inhaled as a fine coating into your lungs.

    3. Re:Nanoparticles - the new asbestos? by geekwithsoul · · Score: 1

      Yes, and pure carbon won't hurt you either normally, but in nanoparticle form, the body can't deal with it. A study last year reported that carbon buckyball molecules in water caused brain damage in fish. The same types of problems have been shown to be true for gold, zinc oxide (commonly used in sunscreen products), and others.

      Nanoparticle materials are much more chemically reactive than their naturally occuring counterparts. This is one of the reasons to use them in the first place, but is also why they can be exceedingly dangerous.

  64. Line of Sight by PSL · · Score: 1

    Isn't cell technology "line of sight"? What happens if I am standing outside of the building that is using the cell blocking paint and the cell tower is on the other side of the building?

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    1. Re:Line of Sight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Radio waves naturally bend and bounce around obstructions and thus can "get around" a structure that blocks the waves.

  65. Another use by wetfeetl33t · · Score: 1

    Is it cheap enough to paint on cars? How about directly onto cell phones?

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  66. RE: sub-microscopic organisms... by Sabathius · · Score: 0

    "...nanotechnology, the emerging science of harnessing sub-microscopic organisms..."

    What?!

    Where the fuck did you get _that_ definition?

  67. Against the Law by nilbog · · Score: 1

    Too bad using this to block cell signals would be against the law. FCC mandates say that you can't purposefully interfere with those signals.

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    1. Re:Against the Law by NIK282000 · · Score: 1

      Its not an active interfearance, its passively blocking. If any one who passivly blocked RF could be fried by the FCC then cars would have to be made of plastic and all underground paking would be required to have signal repeaters.

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    2. Re:Against the Law by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but thier deffinition if "interfere with those signals" means that you can't transmit on the cell phones frequency. There are no laws aginst thing like building with concrete or routing roads through tunnels or using sheet metal to cover your walls, or using this paint.

    3. Re:Against the Law by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

      Not really it's not actively jamming the signal or dumpting chaff in the atmosphere. But, the first time a Doctor cannot be paged and a patient dies or someone dies because they couldn't call 911 in time, you will start seeing a flood of lawsuits.

  68. Wrong application of technology by chenski · · Score: 1

    What's to prevent people from using the paint without making it known? You walk into a building and suddenly your phone stops working.

    What they really want to do is force the phones to be silent, not non-functional. (A little radio beacon to tell phones to go into silent mode.)

    On a brighter note, this probably renders RFID tags useless too. Dip it in the paint, and presto-chango no more RF.

    1. Re:Wrong application of technology by mph · · Score: 1
      What's to prevent people from using the paint without making it known? You walk into a building and suddenly your phone stops working.
      That can happen anyway. At my last job, on a college campus, the building I worked in was quite old, and had thick concrete or masonry walls. In my office, on the top (second) floor, my cell phone only had a chance of working if I were near a window. Even then, it often dropped calls or failed to ring when someone called. In the hallway, or on lower floors, it wouldn't get a signal at all.

      If somebody depends on their cell phone or pager working, they should check to make sure it has a signal when they're inside a building.

    2. Re:Wrong application of technology by Omaze · · Score: 1

      Ooooh. Clear coat. :)

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  69. Could be very useful for prisons by INowRegretThesePosts · · Score: 1

    I don't know about the U.S, but here in Brazil we have quite a problem about drug dealers getting cell phones and commanding their gangs from within their cells. If this paint does work on prisons and is cheap, it could avoid many crimes.

  70. Low-tech alternatives by kidcharles · · Score: 1

    This looks to me to be another hyped up nano-invention. A building with metal walls will do just as good a job (if not better) shielding RF than using a paint that has copper in it.

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  71. Aircraft by jrmiller84 · · Score: 1

    This article seems to almost point towards the earlier article about cell phones on airplanes. Could this be a possible solution for the cabin of aircrafts?

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  72. Copper paint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you spell "lightning rod"?

  73. RFID blocker by idonthack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Could this be a way to block RFID signals? Wear clothes or a sticker made of this stuff over an embedded tag and people only see the signal when you press a button.

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  74. You know what would suck? by LeBoomer · · Score: 1

    What would be really awful is if you had an emergency and couldn't make a call because you were inside.

    Or even worse, someday you might want signals to travel in and out of a building for something like Wimax. What do you do, scrape the walls of an entire movie theatre?

  75. And if you breathe it? by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    What are the effects of exposure to this paint as dust? Eventually that stuff will come off the walls. I can't imagine breathing copper would be good for you. Would the particles be small enough to get into the bloodstream?

    I'm all for cell phone blocking technology, but perhaps a little more research is in order on what happens in the long term.

  76. Perfect! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Now we can use our cell phones on planes without interfering with the plane's instruments!

  77. Tinfoil hat, begone! by gillbates · · Score: 1

    Now I can just paint my body with this to avoid the mind control rays!

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  78. Who defines emergency? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    ya know.. thats crap too, because in some cases, like myself, i'm the ONLY person at my company responsible for a lot of things. I'm on call 24x7x365 (ecspecially now that i have one of the htc wizards as a leash). I used to have a counter part that could cover some of the stuph, but never all of it.

    Well, what passes as an emergency to your company probably doesn't pass as an emergency to the rest of us, not worth disrupting the (increasingly expensive) movie experience for 100 people.

    At the same time, my phone is always on vibrate in a theatre, or other such occasion, and i mute it before it vibrates to much/or stop the call completely, walk outside and deal with the situation. As the gp mentioned, I would gladly forward calls to a provided emergency number, even if i had to walk over to some employee, set it up, and tell them where i am seating.

    Unfortunately, most people aren't as courteous as you. I don't think anyone's suggesting that what you're describing *not* be an alternative - I think the theater would be quite willing to help you in exchange for not allowing you cell service.

    I'm willing to compromise, but you people saying that this isnt true and should never happen, or that the people in my position or that of Doctors and such shouldnt have a life need to get over yourselves.

    No, the people who think they're more important than the other 100 people in the theater need to get over themselves. No one's saying Doctors shouldn't have lives, but in every case, there's a workaround that doesn't involve getting calls in the theater. Anyway, the majority of calls in theaters aren't to doctors, and most aren't emergencies.

    As you say, the compromise of giving your theater number to the friendly counter jockey should be quite acceptable to all.

    1. Re:Who defines emergency? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No, the people who think they're more important than the other 100 people in the theater need to get over themselves. No one's saying Doctors shouldn't have lives, but in every case, there's a workaround that doesn't involve getting calls in the theater. Anyway, the majority of calls in theaters aren't to doctors, and most aren't emergencies.

      Or maybe theaters should just start kicking out people whose cellphones ring in theaters, without a refund. (With a sign at the door notifying patrons of this feature.) These people will be a minority anyway, and that way people who actually need to receive calls anywhere they go in order to have a life can receive those calls.

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    2. Re:Who defines emergency? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1
      ...maybe theaters should just start kicking out people whose cellphones ring

      I like the Alamo Drafthouse (theater) trailers that depict people on cell phones, or doing other obnoxious things coming to a bad end (shot, stabbed, exploded).

      Each trailer ends with the phrase:
      Talk/Call during the movie, and we will take your ass out!

    3. Re:Who defines emergency? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      These people will be a minority anyway, and that way people who actually need to receive calls anywhere they go in order to have a life can receive those calls.

      I question the validity of this a bit. If it's that critical, you go to the emergency room, you don't call a doctor in a theater. I think most of this boils down to doctors' egos.

    4. Re:Who defines emergency? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I question the validity of this a bit. If it's that critical, you go to the emergency room, you don't call a doctor in a theater. I think most of this boils down to doctors' egos.

      Man, if you really have that little imagination, you should watch TV. They have these people, they're called surgeons, and they put them on call. Barring real-world experience, you could learn this by watching ER. Or General Hospital.

      When they need a specific type of surgeon, they call them, and they can often need a particular type of surgeon (say, neuro-) on very short notice.

      Please engage your brain before visiting slashdot.

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    5. Re:Who defines emergency? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      Man, if you really have that little imagination, you should watch TV. They have these people, they're called surgeons, and they put them on call. Barring real-world experience, you could learn this by watching ER. Or General Hospital.

      When they need a specific type of surgeon, they call them, and they can often need a particular type of surgeon (say, neuro-) on very short notice.

      You know what? I don't give a fuck. First off, you watch some really shitty TV. Second, if you're a doctor and you're on call, you're not more important than anyone else. There's a whole lot of things you can do that don't necessitate silence. Find one of them, stay out of the damned theater.

      Please engage your brain before visiting slashdot.

      Yeah, that's clearly a requirement around here. And as far as brains go, you'd lose a battle of wits with Bubbles the Chimp anyway, so you're not one to talk.

    6. Re:Who defines emergency? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You know what? I don't give a fuck. First off, you watch some really shitty TV. Second, if you're a doctor and you're on call, you're not more important than anyone else.

      Well, I think House is a better show, but the last one I watched was urrr. I don't really watch TV now.

      Second, if you're a doctor and you're on call, you are more important than someone else. You're probably the most important person in the theater. Someone dying of some trauma in a hospital doesn't give a flying fuck aboout you, and neither does anyone else. That doctor, on the other hand, may be the most important person in someone's life right then.

      There's a whole lot of things you can do that don't necessitate silence. Find one of them, stay out of the damned theater.

      How do idiots like you even find slashdot? I would think the name would be too complicated for you. We're talking about people who have a legitimate need to receive calls - which does not necessitate making noise, as they can put their phones on vibrate - not being able to receive calls in certain locations because of an overzealous response on the part of theatre owners. Instead of penalizing the people who are actually the problem, they will penalize everyone.

      If you really think that's fair, well, I guess we have nothing else to talk about. I suspect you have nothing rational to say anyway.

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  79. Well I assume you'd be fine in a power outage. by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 1

    If the system is selectively blocking calls, then I assume when power is lost it shuts off the system.

    Other than that, I can't think of an non-criminal emergency (heart attack as opposed to attempted murder) that would be in significantly worse shape in the 25 seconds that it takes to find an emergency exit.

  80. Yet another lawn dart taking investments ... by Keyslapper · · Score: 1
    This company is probaby following the standard "lawn dart" trajectory.

    Really, they're going to harvest nanotubes from clay? If they're so bloody ubiquitous in clay, why are labs spending millions to figure out how to manufacture them?

    And where the hell are they gonna find a funnel small enought to get the copper in?

    Seriously though, this article was obviously written by someone who has no tech sense whatsoever.

    From the article:
    It is also another breakthrough application of nanotechnology, the emerging science of harnessing sub-microscopic organisms for everyday uses, like stain-resistant pants and transparent sunblock. The National Science Foundation has predicted that nanotechnology eventually will be a trillion-dollar industry.
    Now, since when does a carbon based nanotube qualify as a "sub-microscopic organism"? They better be careful, they'll have PETA after them for using living organisms in paint...

    It's pretty amusing, the way the prediction from the National Science Foundation was worked in there, almost like a direct endorsement.
    Can you say "Scam"?
  81. New Definition of Nanotechnology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTFA
    "nanotechnology, the emerging science of harnessing sub-microscopic organisms"

    Uh. No.

  82. Some more reasonable applications by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
    places such as concert halls, churches, and classrooms

    Rather I see this more used in areas of high security where you don't want anyone to communicate with the outside. The CIA built this into their new headquarters in Virginia but that had to be incorporated in to the design of the building. This is probably easier to implement and used for other locations where you can't redesign the whole building like a CIA field office.

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  83. Fire the science writer, please. by diggitzz · · Score: 1

    ...nanotechnology, the emerging science of harnessing sub-microscopic organisms (no, long chains of molecules in interesting shapes) for everyday uses...

    At this size, which is near (at) the molecular scale, materials have different physical properties than they normally do (than they do at the macroscopic scale)

    By filling these tubes with nano-particles (molecules) of copper, the company can create a medium to suspend the signal-blocking (conductive) metal...

    From my understanding here, basically they've found a way to create an instant Faraday cage. Since this is just shielding that absorbs radio signals, it isn't illegal, or even within the scope of the FCC to regulate. (AFAIK they don't regulate aluminum-foil hats either) However, depending on the alignment of the nanotubes in the paint (I would assume they're randomly aligned, but maybe not), perhaps it could turn a whole wall into an antenna if you just hook your phone/etc up to the wall ;)

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  84. Now all the place will need by TheLostStooge · · Score: 1

    Once you get the paint on the wall and activate it, all it will need is a locked door and a fire.

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  85. Mod Parent UP! by toph42 · · Score: 1
    This link shows without a doubt that this paint violates FCC code (emphasis mine):

    The manufacture, importation, sale or offer for sale, including advertising, of devices designed to block or jam wireless transmissions is prohibited. 47 U.S.C. Section 302a(b). Parties in violation of these provisions may be subject to the penalties set out in 47 U.S.C. Sections 501-510. Fines for a first offense can range as high as $11,000 for each violation or imprisonment for up to one year, and the device used may also be seized and forfeited to the U.S. government.

    1. Re:Mod Parent UP! by HairyCanary · · Score: 1

      The million dollar question -- is paint a "device." It seems obvious to me that it is not, at least not in the spirit of the regulation that was quoted.

    2. Re:Mod Parent UP! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      While I think it is legal,
      clearly it is a device that is applied in paint form. Otherwise you couldn't switch it on and off.
      Actually, it's tens of thousands of tiny devices.

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    3. Re:Mod Parent UP! by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      Jam is a pretty clear term (active). Block is not (passive technique). If such paint prevented someone outside the building from communicating with someone on the other side, you'd might have a case. But remember, the actual building itself blocks wireless transmissions (just enter a large building far from cell phone towers sometimes-have to go outside to get reasonable reception). Are building materials now illegal? No. Now if that blocking extended some considerable distance from the building, much stronger case. If you use this paint in a private building, a good lawyer could probably get this tossed (assuming it functioned internally only). Public site like a theater, ask a lawyer.

      No doubt though that there could easily be some confusion and the FCC could apply the rule any number of ways.

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    4. Re:Mod Parent UP! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      They can't switch the paint on and off. Why don't you try RTFA before attempting to correct someone, dimwit.

    5. Re:Mod Parent UP! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry you read but lacked the ability to comprehend the article.

      I'm going to quote the relevant passages. ...
      Playing to the backlash against ubiquitous communication, a company called NaturalNano is developing a special high-tech paint that relies on the wizardry of nanotechnology to create a system that locks out unwanted cell phone signals on demand. ...
      The radio filter would allow all emergency radio communications to pass through the shield, Crowley said. With all other signals, like cell phones, the filter would act like a spigot to block or allow them to pass through--say, only during intermission.
      ---
      Now... how are they going to lock "...out unwanted cell phone signals on demand." and "...act like a spigot to block or allow them through-say, only during intermission..." without the paint being switchable?

      Of course, you could admit you were wrong, went off half half-cocked and apologize but refusing and showing what a jerk you are will be just as satisfying to me.

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    6. Re:Mod Parent UP! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Which does not say the paint can be switch on and off dumbass. The paint is always opaque to radio, as it's just another variation on a faraday cage. However, by having an antenna outside the cage, and selectively repeating the signals (via a filter) in the cage, they can allow radio devices on certain bands to work when required.

      Switching paint on and off! LOL! What an idiot!

  86. Is it a safe thing to do? by doggiedoll · · Score: 1

    Block cell phone, can also ban an emergency call? So how can we call for help, if someone has hearth attack in the class room or concert hall?

    1. Re:Is it a safe thing to do? by diggitzz · · Score: 1

      Run outside the classroom or concert hall.

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    2. Re:Is it a safe thing to do? by east+coast · · Score: 0, Troll

      Run outside the classroom or concert hall.

      Try this if there is another Colubine or a fire or you're locked somewhere within and can not get out. What if it's YOU who's having the heart attack and you're alone? Do you really think you're going to "run outside"?

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    3. Re:Is it a safe thing to do? by doggiedoll · · Score: 1

      I just have idea. That anybody who wants to block mobile phone need to provide a direct line to an emergency call and needs to announce it or it should be illegal.

  87. Too Coercive by osobear · · Score: 1
    This is a poor solution because it actually disables devices. A better solution would be a box that sends out a message (via bluetooth?) to phones that says, "hey, please go to silent" and then either the phone does it automatically, or prompts the user for input (depending on settings set by the user previously).

    Most people just forget to turn their phones off in theaters, they aren't being malicious. This would serve as a reminder or, better yet, just silence the phone for them.

  88. I read that as by nostriluu · · Score: 1

    "nanotube paints black cell phones on demand."

    Probably a few years too soon for that.

  89. This stuff should NEVER be used by garyr_h · · Score: 1

    This should never be used. Too many events have happened in the past were cell phones saved lives/could have saved lives. What are we going to tell the parents when their child gets killed by another student when someone could have opened their cell phone and called 911 to save his/her life.

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    1. Re:This stuff should NEVER be used by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1

      How many people do you know that are murdered in a public theater? Thats a pretty thin arguement. Plus, it takes 30 seconds to get out of a theater, due to the public exit laws. Your logic does not hold water.

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    2. Re:This stuff should NEVER be used by Nephroth · · Score: 1

      The post you're replying to really has nothing to do with theatres. Secondly, I can't really see any reason why one would want to spend money on faraday-screening paint when this could be accomplished just as easily using a relatively inexpensive interference generator. Cheaper, safer (nanotubes are an inhalation hazard), and easier to maintain.

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    3. Re:This stuff should NEVER be used by garyr_h · · Score: 1

      I stated schools, meaning school libraries, class rooms, etc. If you think it was easy to escape, tell the kids at Columbine High School the same thing. Some of the kids there used cell phones to call the police/parents etc. which did infact help those out, not all, but some. The main phone calls came from the library I think, which had landlines. But this was before the cellphone revolution of the 2000s also. Nowadays many more people have cell phones and could have notified police/administrators/security etc. far sooner.

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    4. Re:This stuff should NEVER be used by narcc · · Score: 1
      How many people do you know that are murdered in a public theater?
      One particular incident does come to mind...
  90. Close, but no cigar. by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1

    It is illegal not to have adequate unbarred emergency exit doors in any public facility, like a theater.

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  91. Don't let the laws of Physics get in the way... by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    YARNA

    There's really nothing nano-dependent in this idea.

    Cell phones around here use the 800MHz part of the spectrum. Around that range, radio waves are about 1 foot long. To stop those waves from penetrating you need something on the order of mosquito-screening.

    You don't need nano-particles.

    The only reason nano-tech is in this fine article is the clay quarry this guy owns happens to have clay particles that small.

    Sign, Yet another ridiculous nano-article.

  92. Call 911 - First Link in Adult Chain of Survival by robbkidd · · Score: 1
    If you're alone with the victim, do what you can for him immediately, then haul ass to the closest point to call 911.

    optimus2861 is correct, but to clarify this, if you're alone with an unresponsive adult, haul ass to call 911, then come back to do what you can for him (rescue breathing, CPR, defib with AED).

    Ref: 2005 American Heart Association Guidelines for Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation and Emergency Cardiovascular Care - Part 4: Adult Basic Life Support - Section: Adult BLS Sequence

  93. My Obstetrician by nonuttin · · Score: 1

    Just won't be able to to the theatre any more!

  94. How much is it gonna cost? by ajmarchu · · Score: 1

    This is very cool but how much is it gonna cost? Correct me if I'm wrong but right now nanotubes are so expensive they can't use 'em to store hydrogen for your hydrogen-powered car. So you're gonna put 'em in paint? This is like the caviar omlette on crack.

  95. Solution to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another solution in need of a problem. Management already ejects people who are causing a disturbance (cell phone or no). Why would you want to spend untold millions of dollars on this ridiculous paint when you can pay some poor shlub minimum wage to say "Sir, you're going to have to put your pants on and leave"? You're STILL going to have to have someone doing this when the problem is NOT a cell phone, so it's not as if you're saving any money on manpower.

  96. 20 Seconds by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    >the 20 seconds save on the phone wont matter in the 20 minutes it will take to get there.

    Actually it can. I managed self-insurance programs for school districts. We had an adverse jury verdict that hinged on just that issue. Fifteen seconds cost us $500,000.00. I don't agree with the decision, but juries decide questions of fact, which are almost never appealable.

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  97. Other structure that block cell phone signals by aschlemm · · Score: 1

    What do you do if you go into a parking garage that goes below ground where there is usually no cell phone service once you go below a certain level?. You'll sue the company that built the parking garage, the company that manages the parking garage, the company that manages the building the parking garage is in and so forth? It's unrealistic to expect that a cell phone will always work everywhere you go.

  98. Lead by dunc78 · · Score: 1

    I have another idea. Maybe they should try putting lead in the paint.

  99. Are people really this ignorant? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
    If the doctor is a responsible person he'll sacrifice his movie when he is on call

    Reality check: my wife has her own medical practice, and she's the sole practitioner. Therefore, she is on call 24/7. Always. Year-round. The logical conclusion of your idiotic argument, then, is that she should never be allowed to leave the house.

    I suspect her opinion will differ from yours.

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    1. Re:Are people really this ignorant? by erick99 · · Score: 1

      Your wife can do what people did before cell phones such as use a pager that vibrates or perhaps she could leave the number of the place where she will be visiting.

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    2. Re:Are people really this ignorant? by mr_walrus · · Score: 1

      and she should never be allowed to go on vacation.
      and she should never be allowed to have her own illness.

      reality check dude, every practitioner i'm aware of has made
      reciprocal arrangments with *other* practicioners to handle "calls" for
      brief periods. and their answering devices FIRST point out how to
      get emergency help before going onto the mundane "leave a message" part.

      if she has NOT done so, she should be hauled up for malpractice.

    3. Re:Are people really this ignorant? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      every practitioner i'm aware of has made reciprocal arrangments with *other* practicioners to handle "calls" for brief periods

      reality check dude, there are exactly two other doctors of her specialty in the region. One just returned from an extended illness, and the other's wife just had a baby.

      My scenario wasn't hypothetical, but something we have to regularly deal with in real life. My point wasn't that this situations are common, but that they're not so uncommon as many people here seem to want to believe.

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    4. Re:Are people really this ignorant? by mr_walrus · · Score: 1

      then she is to important to be in a movie house or other entertainment venue.
      as a specialist, i trust she is paid well for her "troubles?"

    5. Re:Are people really this ignorant? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      as a specialist, i trust she is paid well for her "troubles?"

      I wish. This false image of rich doctors was forged back in the '80s when times were good, and by plastic surgery reality shows that depict young millionaires in LA.

      We're not starving, true, but I drive a mid-size Oldsmobile and my wife has a minivan. While we occasionally rub elbows with the Mercedes and Lexus set, we spend a lot more time around the Ford and Chevy crowd.

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    6. Re:Are people really this ignorant? by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      I suspect her opinion will differ from yours./i.

      Tough shit. Her choice of profession does not trump my rights as a theater owner to prevent her mobile device from disturbing other customers.

      If she doesn't like that, then I guess she doesn't come to my theater.

    7. Re:Are people really this ignorant? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Her choice of profession does not trump my rights as a theater owner to prevent her mobile device from disturbing other customers.

      Fair enough. And your choice of ill-advised customer-hating policies doesn't prevent her from explaining your decision to the newspaper, the hospital newsletter, and the chamber of commerce. Enjoy your newfound free time (that would otherwise have been spent running a business).

      Do what you want, but don't be surprised when the reaction isn't what you'd hoped for.

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  100. And it's not even the orginal/interesting type by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

    The only thing newsworthy is that this paint contains nanotechnology. Sure, that's nice.

    And it's not even the original/interesting type of nanotechnology. It's the "me too" big-stuff-made-out-of-randomly-placed-bit-of-small -stuff type of nanotechnology, just like cupcakes and floor wax and a billion other things.

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  101. Cool! What's next! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would also pay extra for able to selectivly block out the crying babies and kids that can't seem to chew with their mouth closed.

  102. Using slashdot articles to solve problems by dsands1 · · Score: 1

    Two articles on the front page. These guys have developed a paint that will stop cell phone signals. And the airlines are worried cell phones will eventually crash planes. Shield the cockpits using this paint? Slashdot saves lives.

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  103. Good by ellem · · Score: 1
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  104. Re:Lead - Asbestos by Analogy+Man · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I wonder if in 30 years the wonders of nanotubes will be a tragic tale like asbestos. Asbestos is a wonderful material with many useful applications, but that is not what most people think of...most of the general public thinks of lung cancer. Suspended in paint the small nanotubes will do no harm. How will that material age and what will be the environmental impact over time?

    As a woodworker I am aware of the respiratory issues with small particles. Any time I see "X times smaller than a human hair" I think lung damage.

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  105. Because it's passive it's probably legal. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    The reason why active cellphone jammers are highly illegal is that if the installer doesn't configure the jammer properly, the result is that the nearest cellphone tower might not work properly due to interference from the jammer's spurious signal, which can use a dead spot for cellphone coverage.

    Passive blocking, on the other hand, is probably legal because you install things like nanotechnology painted walls and/or walls with wire mesh to control where can receive and transmit cellphone/pager signals. I do, however, want strongly-worded warnings posted about going into any area that has passive blocking of such signals, which will prevent people who need to be on call all the time with their cellphones from accidently going into such an area.

  106. Lawsuit schmawsuit.. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    I see two primary applications for this. 1. Paint your car so you can't use your damned cellphone while driving, and 2. in hospitals, coating the walls because cell phones tend to disrupt very sensitive equipment. You going to sue for something someone put on their walls because they don't want your incoming transmissions to interfere with whatever session/class/movie/business meeting/secret meeting/etc.? See, this is the problem with half of the USA, You people will litigate at damned near anything. FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT'S GOD- DAMNED PAINT!

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  107. Finally! I can eat paint chips again! by absinthminded64 · · Score: 1

    As for how they age it would be cool if the oxidized copper look comes through ..

    I'm thinking asbestos and other small particulates don't corrode like copper. Breathing the copper dust might not be too harmful and is supposed to be in your blood unlike tasty lead.

  108. Why add copper? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    I thought that nanotubes where already conductive?

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  109. Heh, Tinfoil hat. by Tolkien · · Score: 1

    So this is what? Some sort of architectural Tinfoil hat? I can absolutely understand all the wonderful positives of something like this, but what about emergency or important calls (read: life/death situations, or kids trying to contact their parents for a good reason)? Maybe they should alter it somewhat to filter mundane calls from important ones, rather than ONLY allowing or blocking all calls.

  110. Finally! by kannibul · · Score: 1

    Maybe we'll start seeing it used on automobiles.

  111. Good and Bad by Kitt3n · · Score: 1

    Interesting idea, for the idiots that just don't get it the first time their phone rings, but you better be able to guarantee you can shut off the power blocking the signals. If there's an emergency, you don't want everyone running to the only phone in the building. It's just common courtesy for people to shut off their phones on their own before walking into places where it's not allowed. We don't need a babysitter telling us, "we shut off your phone for you, thank you." Just post a guard at the entrances to grab those morons who left their phones on. They'll learn.

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  112. If that's the case... by martinultima · · Score: 1

    How much would it cost me to paint every cell phone tower in the world?

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  113. What if I carry some around... by serginho · · Score: 1

    ...to splash on those annoying people at movie theaters, restaurants...

    Will it work, too?

  114. It is much cheaper... by sita · · Score: 1

    and much more to the point getting ordinary spray paint and paint the offending phone. Guaranteed to interrupt that conversation!

  115. Or why not introduce a reasonable standard? by MarkCollette · · Score: 1

    All this talk about jamming or blocking cell phones makes no sense. It clearly infringes on people who may have a legitimate need, to pander to people who simply forget to adjust their ring volume or vibration intensity.

    So, why not just make an open standard, that all cell phones could abide by, where the user could optionally enable a mode to allow the phone's ring volume to be overridden. A theatre could broadcast a signal that would say "zero volume ringer, any vibration allowed". A more serious venue might limit both the ringer and the vibration. A restaurant might allow a single ring. Etc...

    The key is that it would be optional, but on by default with new phones. And it wouldn't interfere with your regular ring settings, but just temporarily override them.

    1. Re:Or why not introduce a reasonable standard? by beoswulf · · Score: 1

      Maybe a delay on answering a cell phone too? You pick up but the microphone or speaker doesn't active for 30 seconds. Enough time to remove yourself from a crowded theater. Your caller can get a prerecorded voice message to hold on few seconds. Phone companies would love that since you're still paying for the time. Or the theater prevents the mic from turning on inside the theater. Want to talk, you have to go out to the lobby. If it were just a single ring and the person answered no big deal, but when people start chattering away during as if they were the only one in the theater or using that husky "conference" phone voice they think nobody else can hear, the phone should be authorized to be the judge, jury and executioner. Otherwise the volume increases when others start shushing and shouting at the person to shut up and that's just as bad because its usually someone sitting right in front of me.

    2. Re:Or why not introduce a reasonable standard? by MarkCollette · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, that could work, but it's still kindof heavy handed. How about some sort of interruptable voicemail feature. So, it would give a different message than usual. Instead of "I'm away from the phone, leave a message", you could have it say "I'm in a theatre or something like that, so please wait half a minute for me, but if you get bored, just press #, and leave a message." And it could play elevator music, or beep every 5 seconds, to the caller, but it'd be silent to the person in the theatre, until they press #, and then it would connect. On the cell phone screen it could show the status of the call, if they're still holding, or are leaving a message, or hung-up.

      But to tie that back to your suggestion, maybe it could be part of the theatre's profile, like allowing ringing or vibrating, to conditionally allow interruptable voicemail, or handle it like the phone is off. Like if you're in a restaurant, it would allow the interruptable voicemail, but in the opera, it would just act like your phone is off.

      Hell, they might even have different signals for inside the theatre watching area versus the lobby, so that you could only pickup once in the lobby.

  116. uh oh, here we go again.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    time to throw around the same old tired arguments..

    * this is illegal, i have a right to use my cell phone where ever i want
    * people that use cell phones in movie theatres should die
    * i'm a doctor and i like to go to movies when i'm on call
    * i have kids, what if something happens to them and they can't reach me

    anyone got more to add?

  117. The Phone Knows by maggard · · Score: 1
    OH. MY. GAWD.

    MY CELLPHONE MIGHT NOT WORK SOMEWHERE!

    Must find reason why this is unacceptable.

    Tough Luck!

    Guess what: No need for big signs, alternate numbers, passing out pagers, etc.

    Every cellphone has a "Service Indicator". When it's out of touch - it knows.

    Your phone knows, it can be trivially set to signal to you when it looses contact so you know.

    Therefore, if you're really on such a short leash you can't be out of touch for 90 minutes or whatever, then it is your responsibility to see to it your cellphone is receiving a signal.

    Not a theater's.

    Not a restaurant's.

    Not your service provider's

    YOUR'S

    So no tunnels fo you, no going deep inside big buildings, shadows of hills, large cellphone-calling crowds, or places with faraday cages.

    And, and before we hear for the 10,000th time some asinine variation of "Doctors must be in touch":

    1. No, they often don't need to be. Every competent medical facility has plans in place for when a specific member of the staff can't be reached.

    2. If someone is required to be reachable then guess what: They don't do things that would put them out of touch. If they lose contact they change locations, call in with an alternate number, etc.

    Finally, if it is so absolutely vital that YOU be instantly reachable at all times then those around you, whomever it is depending on you, had really reconsider the position they're putting you, and themselves, in. If the proverbial bus hits you tomorrow are they really that screwed?

    If so, who allowed this situation to develop? If this is business then that person needs to be fired, now. If it's social, then this really isn't healthy. Parenting: If you can't be out of touch then what kind of child/childcare is happening?

    Finally, on behalf of all of us with enough sense to turn off our cellphones, go out for a dinner without interrupting the person we're with for folks we're not with, having confidence in the good sense of the person we've left our child with, the rationiality to arrange to have 90 minutes 'off-hook' so we can enjoy the show: We'll be happy to tell you how it was.

    Leave a message and we'll call you back, when convenient.

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  118. Overkill by Joebert · · Score: 0

    This is a case of people itching to use new technology somewhere, weather it's practical or not.
    I liken this application of technology to slapping a coat of paint over a stain on the wall, sooner or later that stain is just going to bleed through.

    It would be a much better idea to work with mobile device manufacturers to build in somthing that automaticly switches devices to silent modes when in certain areas.
    Someone could argue that having somthing switch their devices automaticly is some type of invasion, but considering the alternative that is the subject of this article, I for one would rather the auto-silencer.

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  119. Re:Lead - Asbestos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this article, too.

    All I can say is, thank goodness we have such a clear-headed, responsible government to effectively study, monitor and regulate this stuff.

  120. Dumbass Poisoning by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    Are you so focused on your cell phone reception that, in a room literally full of people, you can't just shout, "this guy is having a heart attack!" and let the camera operator or an usher do the calling? How stupid are you, really?

    Virg

  121. Re:Lead - Asbestos by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    The short answer is yes, this will be like asbestos.

    There are unfortunately many people in the nanotechnology industry who promote products without regard to safety. It pisses me off, because those of us actually trying to help people will be stuck with the stigma of working in an irresponsible industry.

  122. Oh I get it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Tell me when and where you are going to see a movie next. I'd love to express my actual *right* of speech and talk during the entire movie"

    I'll bet people exercise their right of free speech and call you an asshole both to your face and your back.

    And no doubt they'd be right.

    It's too bad your mom didn't use a wirehanger.

  123. The solution is so simple by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    "Um, how is this person supposed to be notified of the emergency if his cell phone or pager cannot get a signal?"

    We've had movie theaters a lot longer than we've had cell phones & pagers and the solution is the person on call must be in an area that he can receive the page/call.

    That may mean in practice that you can't go to the theater when you're on call. But when you're in an airplane, you generally can't receive calls either. And if you go to the middle of a lot of places in the middle of nowhere you can't get a signal. The person on call must stay in an area that receives service.

    That may mean in practice that if you are on call, you can't go to the movies, but so what?

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    1. Re:The solution is so simple by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "That may mean in practice that if you are on call, you can't go to the movies, but so what? "

      I used to work for a doctor. This would have meant he couldn't ever go to a movie theater. So what, indeed.

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    2. Re:The solution is so simple by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 2, Informative

      "My name is Dr. X. I will be sitting in the very back row on the right hand side. If any emergency call comes in for me, please let me know."
       
      I happen to own a movie theatre....

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  124. punished equally by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Funny, thats how laws work too.

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  125. Does it cause cancer? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Everything seems to cause cancer. Why not carbon nanotubes too?

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  126. Aren't Nanotubes Biohazardous though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took an ethics class last term, and we went over nanotechnology in a bit of detail--

    One of the properties of nanotubes being that they can pass through and open up tears in matter in which they pass through very easily... For instance breath enough in and your lungs'll be shot; get it into your bloodstream and it'll tear your heart up.

    Now that's the way I understand it; am I wrong?

  127. Unintended Consequences by Databass · · Score: 1

    "Oh crap! This movie theater/church is on fire and the door is blocked!"

    "Don't worry, I'll call 911 on my cell phone... uh oh... it's not working for some reason."

    Sort of a long shot I know, and hopefully people outside would still call for help, but I'm sure sooner or later some sort of "good" transmission would also be blocked.

    Is inventing a cell-phone blocking paint really easier than people just taking an ounce of effort in the name of common courtesy in public spaces?

    1. Re:Unintended Consequences by Conor · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, the nanotubes will explode in the heat and then you'll be able to use your cellphone just fine!

  128. Great, so now I can't go anywhere? by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1
    Like some/many of you, I carry a pager for support of our systems. We pass it back and forth between two of us.

    Unlike many of you, it almost never goes off.

    But if it does and I miss it, all hell breaks loose. I mostly just live my life with a plastic box hanging off my waist poking me in the belly but otherwise not bothering me, because I have pager service pretty much everywhere I go.

    If blocking of radio signal in public places becomes common place, my life goes to heck.

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  129. Great bonus for counterterrorism! by beoswulf · · Score: 1

    Coat passenger trains, buses, movie theaters, pizzerias, nightclubs, maybe subway stations and everywhere else Muslims bomb with this paint. You'll stop that common technique of using cellphone and other wireless signals as bomb triggers. It could be extremely effective at stopping the strategy Islamic terrorists have used where they watch and wait until emergency responders arrive at the scene and then set off a second wave of bombs to cause even greater casualties. This could be significantly cheaper than active jamming which is illegal in the USA too.

  130. You know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are all thinking it, so I will say it. This isn't neccessary, just stop letting black people into movies. Problem solved.

  131. a shield is only as good as its biggest hole by Meph_the_Balrog · · Score: 1

    I think many are missing the biggest loophole here. This would only be truly effective if you were completely surrounded by painted surfaces. In an office? move near a window and hey presto, you get signal.

    It means that you can limit access to some locations, and actively shield others, but its hardly a "kill all wifi" solution.

    I do have another thought though, I wonder how useful paint like this would be on "stealth" aircraft. Could any RF engineers advise if a pseudo faraday cage such as this would effectively reflect enough energy for a radar to paint a target or not?

  132. YAAAAYYYYY! HUZZAH! WHOOPIE! AMEN! CHEER! by Hosiah · · Score: 1
    such as concert halls, churches, and classrooms."

    And LIBRARIES! And trains and planes and buses! And lobbies and waiting rooms! And museums and conservatories!

    And just to get the flaming out of the way in one post: Hell, No, nobody has a "right" to use a cell phone PERIOD! It is a convenience and priviledge bestowed only recently by science. If your phone call is so important that it cannot wait, it's important enough that you need to step outside of the library when I'm reading, the theatre when I'm trying to listen to the show, the rides at the amusement park I'm trying to enjoy, the orgy where I'm trying to get my freak on*, the doctor's office when I'm trying to hear my kid's diagnosis, etc. Anybody who responds to say otherwise has some serious issues with polite society.

    The public transportation is debatable. Maybe buses/trains/etc. could have a "no cell phone zone". Restaurants, too. My rule of thumb is, any place and time where it would be rude to have a loud, extended conversation with any other person in the room (such as when you'd be interrupting the person who is speaking, singing, or performing), then it's rude to use a cell phone.

    PS No, I'm also not a "technophobe". I actually appreciate cell phones so much, I design wallpaper for them.

    * no, I actually saw this happen at some private club, I think it was in Vegas.

  133. Prediction by Yer+Mom · · Score: 1

    Every hotel will be painted with this stuff. Oh look, now you have to use the hideously expensive room phone.

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  134. Flash Photography + Nanotube Paint = Kabloom by mwilliamson · · Score: 1
    Lets just hope they solved this exploding nanotube problem. It seems camera flashes alone are enough to ignite carbon fiber nanotubes.

    http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2219

  135. Everyone is being punished equally. by atomic_toaster · · Score: 1

    The people who may have a legitimate emergency interrupt them at any random time 24x7 often can take those calls without disrupting others. These people do not need to be punished.

    My mother owns a cell phone for one reason only: because my father has heart disease and has already been hospitalized three times this year. Here's the problem: my mother is a drama teacher. Hence, she is in a classroom most of the day, with the remainder of her time spent in auditoriums, theatres, and other kinds of performance venues. She has her cell phone on her at all times (on vibrate) just in case an emergency call comes in from/in regards to my father. Nobody else calls her during the day on her cell; we all know that she's busy teaching and can't take calls!

    As has been pointed out in the parent comment, the would paint "punish" my mother for discreet, extremely important use of her cell phone. What about doctors and other professionals who have to be reachable around the clock? Sure, they often use pagers instead of/as well as cell phones, but I have to assume that pager signals would be blocked as well. My aunt's baby ended up being stillborn because the small-town doctor wasn't able to be reached, and in transit to a larger hospital, the baby died in utero. Can you imagine something like this happening because the doctor was conscientious enough to go give a talk about the dangers of STD's at the local high school?

  136. Not insightful, just wrong by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

    "The problem here is that everyone is being punished equally by this paint."

    No, that's completely wrong.

    No one is being punished, they are ACCEPTING TERMS OF USE.

    Your ridiculous attempt to play the victim sickens me.

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  137. Please stop with this crap by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

    "As has been pointed out in the parent comment, the would paint "punish" my mother for discreet, extremely important use of her cell phone."

    All right, I've had it with this idiotic response being parroted repeatedly.

    YOUR MOTHER IS NOT BEING PUNISHED. SHE IS CHOOSING TO PLACE HERSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE HER PHONE MAY NOT WORK. SHE HAS THE OPTION OF NOT PLACING HERSELF IN THAT SITUATION.

    Your argument, whic has been repeated 50 times easily in this thread, was dumb the first time some moron spewed it out. The fact that many others have refuted the idea makes your rush to use it even worse.

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    1. Re:Please stop with this crap by atomic_toaster · · Score: 1

      I will admit that "punished" is perhaps not the appropriate term. And yes, as many people have stated in previous comments, a lot of rude people out there answer their phones in movie theatres; I, too, believe that a 2-3 hour event can be worked around when it comes to being "contactable" at all times.

      However, as to my mother "choosing to place herself in a situation where here phone may not work," riddle me this, Batman:

      - She is the sole income provider for a family, so she cannot just up and quit her job because of a change in family health;
      - Her job is actually in her field, i.e. teaching. According to the summary, the paint would potentially be used in classrooms. This is not a case of interrupting people during a movie, it's a case of not being phone-accessible at work;
      - Specifically as a drama teacher, due to many field trips to theatres, concert halls, and other entertainment venues where she supervises children who are performing, there is no other way of getting ahold of her (i.e. you can't just call the school and have them give her a message).

      So technically, my mother "has the option of not placing herself in that situation." Logistically, though, she doesn't. There are also many people who, for personal or professional reasons, must be ready to take a call 24/7. Many of these people are indespensable, like doctors, nurses, and crisis on-call tech support. Please note that the paint wouldn't just be applied to movie theatres, where everyone, including myself, seems to have objections to being interrupted by phones. Schools and other venues (where often you can take a call without disturbing someone) are also in the proposed list of places to use the paint.

      You'd be just as up in arms as I would if someone you knew died because the doctor unknowingly walked into an area where someone had decided they didn't like people taking cell phone calls.

    2. Re:Please stop with this crap by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      "You'd be just as up in arms as I would if someone you knew died because the doctor unknowingly walked into an area where someone had decided they didn't like people taking cell phone calls."

      Sure I'd be pissed. I'd wonder why someone who is on call didn;t have the foresight to make sure he could recieve communications. Would I be pissed about the building blocking his communications?

      NO. IT'S THEIR BUILDING, THEIR BUSINESS, AND THEIR RESOURCES. NONE of what you've said changes ANYTHING about my point. It's the doctor's responsiblity to be available, and ONLY his. Failure to answer his call is HIS failure, and attempting to make it seem otherwise is just dumb.

      Also, save the "my mom is a teacher" crap. NO PHONES in classrooms is the rule for most schools, and even if it's not, I'm certain you remeber the intercoms from your school days. Your mom doesn't need her phone in her class, and if she and you both claim otherwise, you're liars.

      ANd to the point of the field trip, they have to let the school know exactly where they'll be. Admittedly, in a crowded venue tracking her down would take a few minutes, but this statement

      "there is no other way of getting ahold of her (i.e. you can't just call the school and have them give her a message"

      is an even worse lie. The school will know where she's at, and if they don't, it's because she's not following procedure. More importantly, SHE COULD TELL THEM.

      You're reaching for justification, but it's not there. Just let it go.

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  138. You have to post AC by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

    "If you gave it any thought you would realize that just based on stupid things such as stickers on hair dryers that say to not use around a bath."

    I understand perfectly your desire to post AC after making amoronic comment like this.

    If you can't tell the difference between the hair dryer situation and this situation, then you'd be better off removing the sticker from the hair dryer and using it incorrectly.

    Now, why you post at all is a mystery, seeing as how you openly admit no once gives a shit about your opinion. How so?

    "Anonymous Coward"

    That's how. How does it feel to be so worthless that EVEN IF you said something useful (which has about as much chance of happening as you getting some ass) that NO ONE would care?

    Yeah, if I were you I'd want to end it all too, so why haven't you yet?

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  139. Not "impossible" by xaonon · · Score: 1

    Organic life is a proof-by-example that molecular nanotechnology is possible, so your statement is trivially incorrect (and, curiously, contracts your immediately preceding paragraph). It's generally considered courteous to have some knowledge of a subject before you try to comment on it. I recommend reading Engines of Creation or picking up a copy of Nanosystems at your local bookstore. Thanks.

    1. Re:Not "impossible" by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Nah, it's completely impossible. Not going to happen.

      Also energy efficient computer-controlled roomy comfortable flying cars. Will never happen. Completely impossible, alas. Can't see it ever happening.

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  140. Absolute statements tend to be a bad idea by anomaly · · Score: 1

    I'm glad that you have the confidence of your convictions. Unfortunately perhaps you don't have sufficient life experience to justify your perceptions.

    In my case, I have four kids. When I am away from home, I need to be reachable ALL the time in case I am needed at home. For example, I can recall being at the office when my wife called distraught that my 9 month old son had just experienced a siezure, and needed urgent medical attention. I also can recall a time when my 2 year old fell off a swing and needed stitches. Being a parent is a 24x7x365 job for 18 or more years.

    Should my wife and I refuse to ever have dates during that time period? I think not. I can wear my cell phone, set to vibrate, and ignore calls not from home. Should the institutions I visit demand that they control whether I can be summoned to participate? I think not.

    You are entitled to have an enjoyable experience in the theater, uninterrupted by thoughtless and rude people. I will not dispute that, but frankly my cell phone buzzing quietly is no more of, and perhaps less of an interruption than the people who cough, sneeze, or need to leave due to a full bladder.

    I think it's perfectly reasonable for me to carry my cell phone and to quietly excuse myself in case of emergency.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

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    1. Re:Absolute statements tend to be a bad idea by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      In my case, I have four kids. When I am away from home, I need to be reachable ALL the time i

      That's horse shit and you know it. I also have young children.

      For example, I can recall being at the office when my wife called distraught that my 9 month old son had just experienced a siezure, and needed urgent medical attention. I also can recall a time when my 2 year old fell off a swing and needed stitches.

      Your wife should have dialed 911, or taken the child to the emergency room. Calling you does nothing to help the child.

      Now, I understand that you want to be informed. I really do. I carry my cell everywhere in part because I want my wife to be able to call me if something happens to her or the kids. However... I should hope she calls 911 first, because there's nothing I can do for her on the other end of the phone!

      If I went to see a movie, and something happened, I'd just have to find out afterwards. It's not like the kid is going to die because my phone was turned off, but I could have saved him. That's what EMS is for. Calling me is merely informative and information, yes even highly important information such as that, really can wait.

  141. Er, yeah by gidds · · Score: 1
    Coz the solution to people using mobiles inconsiderately is definitely to completely block them. Yeah, absolutely. And while we're at it, how about we remove their tongues at the door, so they can't swear. Yeah, that's a far better solution than just asking them not to! Hey, why not block out all the light, too, so I don't have to see someone looking at me strangely! I love all this solving-problems-with-technology thing!

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  142. I disagree with your manure comparison by anomaly · · Score: 1

    In fact, my wife *did* call 911 about the siezure, which handles the emergency care for the phyical need of the one child, but does *nothing* to assist in the emotional care for my wife - who needed my support.

    In addition, if we follow the logical outcome of the scenario you present, while she is riding in the ambulance with the EMS personnel, who is caring for the needs of the *rest* of my kids?

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    1. Re:I disagree with your manure comparison by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      In fact, my wife *did* call 911 about the siezure, which handles the emergency care for the phyical need of the one child, but does *nothing* to assist in the emotional care for my wife - who needed my support.

      I understand, but that doesn't give the two of you the right to disturb 100 people who paid $12 a pop to see a movie. You may be thinking, "Screw those people. This is an emergency!" The rest of us disagree.

      In addition, if we follow the logical outcome of the scenario you present, while she is riding in the ambulance with the EMS personnel, who is caring for the needs of the *rest* of my kids?

      Simple: She doesn't ride in the ambulance. She puts the rest of the kids in the car and follows the ambulance to the hospital.

      Seriously: Do you never go out of town? What's she supposed to do while you're on business travel? She really can get along without you for brief periods of time. Yes, even in emergencies. And if she can't - if she really, honestly can not cope without you during an emergency - then you should not go to the theater. Simple as that.

      Now, all of this being said, you don't strike me as a rude person and I'm willing to bet you are responsible enough to put your phone on vibrate while in the theater. As I said, I carry my phone everywhere as well because I want to keep in touch with my loved ones. I also put it on vibrate in theaters and other quiet/sensitive areas. So I'm not berating you for having the phone on in a manner that doesn't bother others.

      However, the point I am trying to get across is this: If a theater blocked your phone, you really would cope just fine. Honestly. Life would go on. The worst case scenario is something happens, your wife deals with it, and you find out 2 hours later. Given the nature of cell phone annoyances in theaters from people who aren't as polite as you and I, I really believe this is an acceptable solution to the problem.

      The best solution would be for theater employees to kick out rude people. But we know that's never going to happen (not in most theaters, anyway).