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  1. Most by count, sure. on E-Voting Problems Are Mostly User Error, Says ITAA · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    But what about most by seriousness of the problem?

  2. Re: So? on Key Global Warming Study May Have Bad Mathematics · · Score: 1


    > If it's not anthropogenic, there's real reason to question whether we can do anything about it

    So what should we do? Shrug our shoulders and watch our garden paradise go to hell in a handbasket while we try to maximize short-term profits?

  3. Re: I don't get it on Telescope Will Have Images 10X Sharper Than Hubble · · Score: 4, Insightful


    > This isn't intended to be a troll, but I just don't get space exploration. I mean, there are a lot of good causes that all these dollars could be going to right here on Earth: stopping wars, battling diseases, increasing literacy, fighting pollution.

    Better yet, why not use the money we spend on wars for all that good stuff, and maybe we'll have enough left to do some space exploration anyway.

  4. So? on Key Global Warming Study May Have Bad Mathematics · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Mathematics aside, it's a bit late to be asking whether global warming is happening or not. The question for us now is whether we can stop the ongoing meltdown. The arctic, Antartica, the Greenland ice sheet, Glacier National Park, the Alps - all melting before our eyes.

  5. Re: Science is a threat on Science Television: Does Joe Public Care? · · Score: 2, Funny


    > Unless this is done in a very entertaining way, it won't get much of a viewership.

    How 'bout if they put the silhouettes of a guy and two robots at the bottom of the screen, and had them riff the show as it ran?

    Or else have the shows narrated by babes in bikinis, or maybe female sumo wrestlers.



  6. Re: Presidential Debates? on Science Television: Does Joe Public Care? · · Score: 4, Funny


    > "shiny veneer of stupid..."

    > Then you wouldn't be watching the Presidential debates, would you?

    No, that was a dull veneer of stupid.

  7. I learned all the science I need to know... on Science Television: Does Joe Public Care? · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...from Star Trek.

  8. Be sure to read the fine print: on Wanna Buy a Reusable Rocket for 19k USD? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Not recommended for use near airports or presidential motorcades."

  9. Re: Meanwhile... on 19th Century Airship Technology for Port Security · · Score: 1


    > How does this get modded insightful? Of course its security. What else could you use a huge airship like this for, as a government, that serves any purpose?

    The question isn't whether this is a security measure, but whether it is money well spent. How often do you hear on the news that intelligence intercepts are sitting untranslated, mandated civic readiness and response preparations are unfunded, cargo containers are entering the country unscreened, passenger jets lack defenses against shoulder-mount missles, US troops in combat lack body armor and vehicle protection upgrades, etc.

  10. Meanwhile... on 19th Century Airship Technology for Port Security · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    ...the workaday needs of security and counterterrorism continue to go underfunded.

  11. Poll! on What's The Linux Kernel Worth? · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    My favorite kernel is:

    • Linux
    • BSD
    • Klink
  12. Re: Nothing on What's The Linux Kernel Worth? · · Score: 3, Funny


    > The end result is that the Linux kernel has no market value what so ever. The developers won't sell it at the market's price, and the market won't buy it at the developers price.

    Yeah, I'm waiting for SCOX to come down off its high horse before I buy it, too.

  13. Re: This Movie Almost Got An NC-17... on Review of Team America World Police · · Score: 1


    > This movie almost got an NC-17 for having simulated oral sex between the marionettes. [...] I actually ended up endorsing a different position

    Which position would that be?

  14. Re: But the trick is always... on Nitrogen 'Diamond' Created · · Score: 1


    > Getting the energy out in a controllable stream, not all at once. It's not the storage of energy that is ever the issue: Capacitors and high-explosives store lots. It's just getting it out the way you want it that is the trick.

    Maybe they should make the crystals out of lithium-2 instead of nitrogen.

  15. Re: whoa...actually went back and RTFA... on A New Species Of Giant Ape? · · Score: 2, Funny


    > The apes thought they were going after a wounded antelope, when they realized they had been tricked, they ran away.

    Curiously, when the explorers returned to camp they found that their beds had been short-sheeted.

  16. Heh. on On-line Genome Browser · · Score: 2, Funny


    "to go ogle for it"

  17. Re: Counterproductive? on China Rewards Porn Snitches · · Score: 2, Funny


    > Porn is an accessory to masturbation, the safest sex: no STDs, no conception. With China facing ongoing crises in both those human conditions, isn't porn the State's best comrade?

    Presumably their accountants were dismayed at the productivity loss when 1,000,000,000 take time out to play with themselves, even if it's only for a few minutes a day.

  18. Re: So this may be a simple question but... on Satellite Loaded With AI For Self-Diagnosis · · Score: 5, Funny


    > ..in all seriousness, what happens if the AI system malfunctions?

    There's another AI to monitor the sanity of the AI. And another AI to monitor the sanity of the AI that monitors the sanity of the AI. And another AI to monitor the sanity of the AI that monitors the sanity of the AI that monitors the sanity of the AI. And another AI...

  19. Re: Would you want to work for this guy? on Worker Fired For Running SETI On State-Owned PCs · · Score: 2, Funny


    > Maybe Tom won't be the only one 'beamed' out of the building.

    Funnier yet if the long sought ET's abduct Hayes for a weekend of hot recreational probing.

  20. Damn you! on Google Used to ID Hit-And-Run Victim · · Score: 1


    > The police were able to track down the owner - it's not that big of a town.

    I was wondering how they caught me, you jerk.

    If you had a slower internet connection I might have made it across the border.

  21. Re: They do use Google... on Google Used to ID Hit-And-Run Victim · · Score: 2, Funny


    > The cops USE Google, but they still have to be the ones that put 2 and 2 together to get a conclusion.

    That's what the psychic consultants are for.

  22. Re: Soon you will see on Google Used to ID Hit-And-Run Victim · · Score: 1


    > Google will soon be starring in TV's CSI :)

    LoL. "CSI:Google"

  23. Stupid, stupid. on Worker Fired For Running SETI On State-Owned PCs · · Score: 4, Insightful


    It's stupid to fire someone for running this on company/institutional computers (whatever happened to warnings?), but it's also stupid to just decide to run it on the assumption that your boss isn't stupid.

  24. Re: Is this viewed as progress? on Presidential Candidates Arrested at Debates · · Score: 1


    > I realize this is going to get them attention

    If the media bother to notice...

  25. Re: Nothing to see here on Battle of the Bush Bulge · · Score: 1


    > Then what do you think it was? Do you really want us to think that the Government that has the technology to put a cruise missile into your bedroom window couldn't come up with a small enough receiver that wouldn't show up on a tv camera in the small of your back?

    a) His handlers would have to be careful where they got the hardware. Since he has been trying to get the intelligence community to take the fall for his decision to invade Iraq, the people who could furnish the best hardware might have a motive to furnish it and then out him on it.

    b) There weren't supposed to be any cameras behind him.

    FWIW, I don't find the evidence very compelling... but I don't find the rebuttals very compelling either.