Build it and they will come. If we build this spaceport here, then people will flock from all over the world to Cape Breton, bringing their cash, and this area will flourish and prosper.
So the answer to this "global warming" is obvious. Fire the EPA and let us drive cool Camaros and Firebirds again, and we'll start to get cooler. No biggie.
Seriously. Men would buy a f*ckbot to AVOID marriage, having his house redecorated in multiple shades of taupe, having all his money spent for him on linen sheets and decorative soaps or any other shiny bauble that f*ckbot impulse spent on, etc.
"Marriage" is what WOMEN want. "Sex" is what MEN want. A manAs f will buy robots so that he can pull one out from under the bed, have it to all the sick, hot and twisted stuff human females refuse to (or want a lot of cash for) and then PUT IT BACK UNDER THE BED IN SILENT MODE.
I mean, there will be some Tiny Tim types who'll be all like "but I LOVE her" and such but those people should be locked up and treated with electro-convulsive therapy, not rewarded with a spot on the nightly news.
As for women having robots to fulfil all the functions men fulfil - HA. No woman would give another woman status for manipulating a machine.
I truly hope this robot marriage thing takes off. I'd love to see a guy hauled off to the hoosegow for smacking a malfunctioning robot upside the head (as one used to do to malfunctioning TVs) on domestic violence charges.
Or her taking off with the vacuum cleaner, taking the toaster and blender with her, and half his money in alimony and child support.
Dude, haven't you read the Vagina Monologues? Check out the little coochie snorcher that could. "If it was rape, it was a good rape." Apparently all the things normally abhorrent, like diddling kids, date rape, drugging someone to fuck them and fucking them against their will are totally OK if it's girl on girl. AND according to feminists, too.
Apparently you don't either, if you don't think your skin color matters behind bars.
I haven't spent time in jail, but I know enough people who have to know that the hostility to white people gets drug out quite fast and many join white power groups just to stay intact.
Women don't rape each other in prison. They do however foster deep sexual relationships that are mutually amenable. Look at Karla Homolka - she passed the time away at her Club Fed wearing makeup, having birthday parties and sharing a condo-style cell with her girlfriend, peachfishing away the months.
The difference is, being pounded up the ass against your will hurts, I've been told. Never heard anyone complain about being given oral sex. Plus, most women are bi anyway.
If not for prison rape, then I'd be in prison now. Full paid medical and dental, three meals a day, great weight room, time to read whatever books you want. No bills, no job, no hassles. White collar crime? Shit, some prisons offer horseback riding and suchlike. Free college tuition....
What's the catch? AH RIGHT. Some big black guy named "Flower" who wants me to "toss his salad" or stick his giant cock up my ass. AND after a few months of abuse by various men, the HIV that I'd get would be a nice reminder of my stay.
This has been around for a while, and there's no jokes about Kwik-E marts, convenience stores, grape squishee or curry. Glad to see the juvenile racist crap that we used to see spat at articles like this almost instantly seems to be gone.
Not for nothin, but look at how many people connected with Whitewater ended up dead.
I'm not suggesting the Clintons have hitmen on speed dial, but wasn't there some guy with two or three bullets to the back of the head that was ruled "suicide"?
Al Gore's little hysteria aside, it's not proven that our CO2 problems are causing the world's temperature to go up by less than ONE DEGREE FAHRENHEIT in a hundred years. Plus, temperatures have been falling for a few years. whoops.
However, it is KNOWN that Rajinderbinderwinderflinder with his lawnmower rickshaw is spitting out particulate matter and smog, which IS known to be a problem.
Equating an UNPROVEN (the IPCC can SQUAWK all it wants but it is STILL UNPROVEN) problem with a naturally occurring gas like carbon dioxide with the toxic soup hovering above most of China's cost is stupidity at its worst.
They're trying to ban me spraying a motorcycle tank with a small amount of urethane paint, and yet, Chong Yin Chang is running a factory where there are OPEN pits of boiling lead while small children toss surplus electronics therein.
The only on-board electronics I want to see in a vehicle are the kind that apply a violent electric shock to the driver if he or she starts singing along to the radio, starts to operate a cellphone or other personal electronics device, or flips down the makeup mirror in the visor.
I live within striking distance of the Borg, so for shits and giggles I've interviewed there.
What I've found is that I go in to some VERY depressing cube type area, where I deal with some smirking autist whose prime goal is to see how well I remember community college data structures 101, followed by how well can you guess the really clever hack I thought up in my head... something involving pointer arithmetic and some dark corner of the C language standard.
Which explains why they wrote an operating system in which anyone can send WM_QUIT to the main window and fuck the entire system. You need a balance of different mind sets.
Of course, now that Google has set the new standard (ask about string theory and search engine algorithms!) all these folks have lost sight of "can this person write productive code" and are now looking for Mr. Spock for 60h/wk at $55,000 a year.
No, it was Al Gore, who invented the internet while simultaneously saving the planet. He did this on his spare time and didn't ask for a dime in royalties!
1) They will not be nuked, by the beard of Aziz! Once they have the "holy fire" the sword of vengeance of ALLAH will descend on the kuffar, and because they are true Muslims ALLAH will protect them! (chanting in the streets, burning people in effigy etc)
2) As to a conventional response... by who? Russia's run by mafiosi, America can't find troops for the wars it's in without admitting felons and illegal aliens, and it's not like the French (who has its own little problem with Muslims burning synagogues and gang raping women who don't wear the HIJOB) ever would do anything but surrender, and Tony Blair's punted out of office, and his successor wouldn't dare. It'd be political suicide.
But then again, Europe is full of politically correct howler monkeys who will bleat about how meany everyone else is while conveniently ignoring the EUROPE IS CANCER ISLAM IS ANSWER signs at demonstrations calling for the murder of the pope.
Do keep in mind this is a country that produced a children's book called "Hooky the Cripple", about an abused hunchback/son of a prostitute (named "Madonna') who stabs a butcher 21 times and then has the judge strangle his lawyer in court.
It was written by a guy who cut his own ears off and killed 19 people, and was illustrated by a guy who chained a rotting pig's head to his leg and walked around everywhere with it.
There is CLEARLY something in Australia's drinking water. Any normal person's response to meeting a giant reptile with more teeth than Rachael Ray is to avoid it, not leap on it and then shove a finger up its back passage.
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Build it and they will come. If we build this spaceport here, then people will flock from all over the world to Cape Breton, bringing their cash, and this area will flourish and prosper.
Two words.
Mirabel airport.
So the answer to this "global warming" is obvious. Fire the EPA and let us drive cool Camaros and Firebirds again, and we'll start to get cooler. No biggie.
Seriously. Men would buy a f*ckbot to AVOID marriage, having his house redecorated in multiple shades of taupe, having all his money spent for him on linen sheets and decorative soaps or any other shiny bauble that f*ckbot impulse spent on, etc.
"Marriage" is what WOMEN want. "Sex" is what MEN want. A manAs f will buy robots so that he can pull one out from under the bed, have it to all the sick, hot and twisted stuff human females refuse to (or want a lot of cash for) and then PUT IT BACK UNDER THE BED IN SILENT MODE.
I mean, there will be some Tiny Tim types who'll be all like "but I LOVE her" and such but those people should be locked up and treated with electro-convulsive therapy, not rewarded with a spot on the nightly news.
As for women having robots to fulfil all the functions men fulfil - HA. No woman would give another woman status for manipulating a machine.
I truly hope this robot marriage thing takes off. I'd love to see a guy hauled off to the hoosegow for smacking a malfunctioning robot upside the head (as one used to do to malfunctioning TVs) on domestic violence charges.
Or her taking off with the vacuum cleaner, taking the toaster and blender with her, and half his money in alimony and child support.
Thank y'all, come again, ..... now, y'hear?
I don't think Squishees taste quite right in peach and pecan flavors, or chewing tobacco, either...
I agree, that last document made no sense. Something about keymaster, gatekeeper, and Zuul.
Dude, haven't you read the Vagina Monologues? Check out the little coochie snorcher that could. "If it was rape, it was a good rape." Apparently all the things normally abhorrent, like diddling kids, date rape, drugging someone to fuck them and fucking them against their will are totally OK if it's girl on girl. AND according to feminists, too.
Apparently you don't either, if you don't think your skin color matters behind bars.
I haven't spent time in jail, but I know enough people who have to know that the hostility to white people gets drug out quite fast and many join white power groups just to stay intact.
Women don't rape each other in prison. They do however foster deep sexual relationships that are mutually amenable. Look at Karla Homolka - she passed the time away at her Club Fed wearing makeup, having birthday parties and sharing a condo-style cell with her girlfriend, peachfishing away the months.
The difference is, being pounded up the ass against your will hurts, I've been told. Never heard anyone complain about being given oral sex. Plus, most women are bi anyway.
If not for prison rape, then I'd be in prison now. Full paid medical and dental, three meals a day, great weight room, time to read whatever books you want. No bills, no job, no hassles. White collar crime? Shit, some prisons offer horseback riding and suchlike. Free college tuition....
What's the catch? AH RIGHT. Some big black guy named "Flower" who wants me to "toss his salad" or stick his giant cock up my ass. AND after a few months of abuse by various men, the HIV that I'd get would be a nice reminder of my stay.
Off to work I go, I guess.
Amen to that. The person passed that test, but couldn't figure out that maybe the person that posted it might be using an assumed name.
This has been around for a while, and there's no jokes about Kwik-E marts, convenience stores, grape squishee or curry. Glad to see the juvenile racist crap that we used to see spat at articles like this almost instantly seems to be gone.
What would permanent residents and H1-B types have on their "enhanced" papers in lieu of proof of American citizenship?
Not for nothin, but look at how many people connected with Whitewater ended up dead.
I'm not suggesting the Clintons have hitmen on speed dial, but wasn't there some guy with two or three bullets to the back of the head that was ruled "suicide"?
Al Gore's little hysteria aside, it's not proven that our CO2 problems are causing the world's temperature to go up by less than ONE DEGREE FAHRENHEIT in a hundred years. Plus, temperatures have been falling for a few years. whoops.
However, it is KNOWN that Rajinderbinderwinderflinder with his lawnmower rickshaw is spitting out particulate matter and smog, which IS known to be a problem.
Equating an UNPROVEN (the IPCC can SQUAWK all it wants but it is STILL UNPROVEN) problem with a naturally occurring gas like carbon dioxide with the toxic soup hovering above most of China's cost is stupidity at its worst.
They're trying to ban me spraying a motorcycle tank with a small amount of urethane paint, and yet, Chong Yin Chang is running a factory where there are OPEN pits of boiling lead while small children toss surplus electronics therein.
Go figure.
Science is discovering how the world works.
Engineering is answering the following-on question, "so what".
That's because Drum and Bass IS Jungle. They renamed it cause they thought the term "Jungle" was racist, innit?
The only on-board electronics I want to see in a vehicle are the kind that apply a violent electric shock to the driver if he or she starts singing along to the radio, starts to operate a cellphone or other personal electronics device, or flips down the makeup mirror in the visor.
I've done it. I was working a bunch of contracts.
They needed a job done, I did the job. I never left anyone in the lurch.
If they wanted longevity in people staying in jobs, they'd show said people loyalty.
I live within striking distance of the Borg, so for shits and giggles I've interviewed there.
What I've found is that I go in to some VERY depressing cube type area, where I deal with some smirking autist whose prime goal is to see how well I remember community college data structures 101, followed by how well can you guess the really clever hack I thought up in my head... something involving pointer arithmetic and some dark corner of the C language standard.
Which explains why they wrote an operating system in which anyone can send WM_QUIT to the main window and fuck the entire system. You need a balance of different mind sets.
Of course, now that Google has set the new standard (ask about string theory and search engine algorithms!) all these folks have lost sight of "can this person write productive code" and are now looking for Mr. Spock for 60h/wk at $55,000 a year.
No, it was Al Gore, who invented the internet while simultaneously saving the planet. He did this on his spare time and didn't ask for a dime in royalties!
GORE 2008!
Please tag YOUR posts "I'm a knee-jerk, knee-pad, honky liberal douchebag". Thanks.
1) They will not be nuked, by the beard of Aziz! Once they have the "holy fire" the sword of vengeance of ALLAH will descend on the kuffar, and because they are true Muslims ALLAH will protect them! (chanting in the streets, burning people in effigy etc)
2) As to a conventional response... by who? Russia's run by mafiosi, America can't find troops for the wars it's in without admitting felons and illegal aliens, and it's not like the French (who has its own little problem with Muslims burning synagogues and gang raping women who don't wear the HIJOB) ever would do anything but surrender, and Tony Blair's punted out of office, and his successor wouldn't dare. It'd be political suicide.
But then again, Europe is full of politically correct howler monkeys who will bleat about how meany everyone else is while conveniently ignoring the EUROPE IS CANCER ISLAM IS ANSWER signs at demonstrations calling for the murder of the pope.
I love that sketch.
Do keep in mind this is a country that produced a children's book called "Hooky the Cripple", about an abused hunchback/son of a prostitute (named "Madonna') who stabs a butcher 21 times and then has the judge strangle his lawyer in court.
It was written by a guy who cut his own ears off and killed 19 people, and was illustrated by a guy who chained a rotting pig's head to his leg and walked around everywhere with it.
There is CLEARLY something in Australia's drinking water. Any normal person's response to meeting a giant reptile with more teeth than Rachael Ray is to avoid it, not leap on it and then shove a finger up its back passage.
Yeah, but Nagin is black and George Bush is white.