User: nnet

Re:Stop getting in the way of natural selection

On: Self-Driving Cars Are Safer When They Talk To Each Other (engadget.com)

you mean phones, CBs, coffee cups, drink bottles, kids, passengers....and well, people, you know, absolutely anything that can distract...because technology is the problem, right, not people?

Re: Summary?

On: How A Contractor Exploited A Vulnerability In The FCC Website (wirelessestimator.com)

Birdie birdie in the sky,
dropping whitewash in my eye,
I don't care, I don't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

Re: Summary?

On: How A Contractor Exploited A Vulnerability In The FCC Website (wirelessestimator.com)

whats the H. stand for?

Re: Never will work...

On: State Legislators Want Surveillance Cameras To Catch Uninsured Drivers (arstechnica.com)

The one with the faster algorithm.

Re:This is the absolute best effect of Trump elect

On: Under Pressure, Western Tech Firms Including Cisco and IBM Bow To Russian Demands To Share Cyber Secrets (reuters.com)

McCarthy wasn't always wrong. What goes around comes around. Welcome to the New Cold War, same as the Old Cold War.

from yahoo to uber

On: Federal Regulators Are Investigating Uber Over Privacy Violations (recode.net)

Marissa hired already?

Re:faster at what?

On: Marissa Mayer, Yahoo's Ex-CEO, Says She's Looking 'Forward To Using Gmail Again'

Ripe for a Uber hire....

emulation

On: New York Begins Taking Applications For Self-Driving Car Tests (fastcompany.com)

I can't wait to see these vehicles emulate NY road rage.

Fingers

On: Mastercard is Building Fingerprint Scanners Directly Into Its Cards (fastcompany.com)

In unrelated news, Lloyd's Of London sees spike in finger insurance.

too expensive

On: GlobalSign Supports Billions of Device Identities In an Effort To Secure the IoT (globalsign.com)

other than increasing the cost of a device, whats the plus side again?

oracle all over again

On: SAP License Fees Also Due For Indirect Users, Court Rules (networkworld.com)

what could possibly go wrong?

Re:The real question...

On: Congressman Calls For Probe Into Trump's Unsecured Android Phone (cnet.com)

because they can. or...bacon. or...$INSERT_JOKE

Re:Cheaper?

On: 'Electric Buses Now Cheaper Than Their Diesel or CNG Counterpart, Could Dominate the Market Within 10 Years' (electrek.co)

Aren't there bus routes in Toronto that have been using overhead electrified wires for electric buses since the 70s or 80s? I want to say Roncesvalles and Queen?

Re:Homeless?

On: More Than One-Third of Schoolchildren Are Homeless In Shadow of Silicon Valley (theguardian.com)

then its a good thing your opinion wasnt considered in the writing of the article.

Re:No Surprise

On: NSA's Best Are 'Leaving In Big Numbers,' Insiders Say (cyberscoop.com)

can we expect rodman to hang with trump at a wizards game?

Re:Competition, just like other countries!

On: When a City Has Gigabit Internet, Prices For Slower Speed Tiers Drop: Study (arstechnica.com)

because...'murika! dey tuk er jerbs!

Re:Snowden also did something illegal

On: Should Journalists Ignore Some Leaked Emails? (backchannel.com)

but, but, information wants to be free! It's good to want. It builds character.

really?

On: Feds Walk Into a Building, Demand Everyone's Fingerprints To Open Phones (dailyherald.com)

people are STILL fucking stupid enough to rely on fingerprint auth to unlock phones?!!?! fucking. stupid. millenial. sheep.

Re:Great!

On: Several Sites Including Twitter, GitHub, Spotify, PayPal, NYTimes Suffering Outage -- Dyn DNS Under DDoS Attack [Update] (techcrunch.com)

awww how cute, you relied on "the cloud", and its broken. that's YOUR fault, no one elses.

Re:Makes sense

On: Microsoft Will Close Its Skype Office in London, Nearly 400 Jobs To Be Impacted (techcrunch.com)

and crime will be committed by trailer park white trash meth heads, and meth head kids of middle class and the one percenters. bravo.

Re:Abusive government

On: Spain Runs Out of Workers With Almost 5 Million Unemployed (bloomberg.com)

yet none of them has designed a better doorknob. i still have to have Arturo open doors for me....

Re:Why not?

On: Can Switzerland Become a Safe Haven For the World's Data? (dailydot.com)

Because...bacon.

really?

On: Sarah Palin Says 'Bill Nye Is As Much A Scientist As I Am' (cnn.com)

a nobody said something and its news why?

IPv6

On: The State of Slashdot: Https, Poll Changes, Auto-Refresh, Videos, and More

IPv6.

Re:Who actually wants this?

On: CodeWeavers To Release CrossOver For Android To Run Windows Programs

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