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Heat Insulators for Laptops

Alex Bischoff writes "The Gadgeteer has a review of a product called LapPads from LapLogic. They're heat-insulating pads to protect you from cooking your lap when using your laptop. Depending on the model, they apparently provide up to 57 degrees (F) reduction in heat transfer. Why didn't someone think of this sooner?"

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  1. blah by lancomandr · · Score: 0

    Finally there will be a chance for the aloe vera to soak into my poor foreskin instead of just boiling off when I set my machine back down... Aside from that, how much heat do modern laptops put off? I have an eNote Lite aka Lindows MobilePC. It has a Via C3 Ezra processor with I believe a very small (.9") heatsink and one fan in the whole machine. During operations like heavy compiling, my processor temperature will reach as high as 80C. Despite questioning for a long time whether my processor was going to melt out through the bottom of my computer into my lap, it never has, and although there can be some heat buildup if I set it on my bed or something, I've never had a problem with resting it on my lap. Perhaps this is more for people with larger laptops whos exhaust fans point out the bottom and they want to avoid excessive ball sweat this summer.

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    1. Re:blah by tomknight · · Score: 1
      Well at least you can save money on contraception, or not worry if your young lady forgets hers - all that heat'll probably make you sterile for a short while.

      I wonder if this could be used as a selling point for geek couples whjo don't want kids?

      Tom.

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    2. Re:blah by Wun+Hung+Lo · · Score: 1

      I think a urologist came up with this idea. They've probably been losing work because it's cheaper to achieve sterility by roasting your testicles than getting a vasectomy.

    3. Re:blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Finally there will be a chance for the aloe vera to soak into my poor foreskin instead of just boiling off when I set my machine back down...

      Hey, if you'd gotten the snip perhaps you wouldn't have this problem. ;)

    4. Re:blah by motorsabbath · · Score: 1

      It's true. I love my PowerBook but sheesh that thing gets hot when playing games. I may have to get me one of these..

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  2. Hot indeed... by ack154 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm sure this guy is really wishing this would have been made sooner...

    Then again, if it were out at the time, would he have used it?

    1. Re:Hot indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      When I saw this headline, I thought to myself, "I bet some loser is going to post a link to the story about the guy that burned his penis." Thanks for not disappointing me.

    2. Re:Hot indeed... by ack154 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I do what I can. Stay tuned for even more fun!

    3. Re:Hot indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      that is if we belive him, methinks it is another viral meme, thanks for playing suckers

    4. Re:Hot indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I'm sure the guy burned his penis. He probably did it in such a perverted way that he made up a story about burning it with a laptop.

    5. Re:Hot indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
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    6. Re:Hot indeed... by JamieF · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah. God damn those on-topic posters.

    7. Re:Hot indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard that the Surgeon General has determined that the number one cause of erectile dysfunction is Genetalia Overheating...

    8. Re:Hot indeed... by wwaaves · · Score: 1

      Why not use CPUidle to cool your processor and then you don't have to buy a stupid pad to carry around.

    9. Re:Hot indeed... by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      Hot Damn!

      Hey, can you send me an email about this?

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    10. Re:Hot indeed... by Ravadill · · Score: 1

      CPUidle only offers some cooling while the system is idle. Most mobile processors already lower their clock when idle anyway, so a seperate program isnt needed. When this protection is really needed is when you're running your system at full speed, at which point cpuidle and built in clock controlling won't stop you being burnt.

    11. Re:Hot indeed... by wwaaves · · Score: 1

      Hmm, that's interesting. I'm using CPUidle right now on my toshiba laptop and there is a huge difference in temperature from before i started using it. 20 C I might add. Oh and I might add that most mobile processors utilize the operating systems idle process, not their own. If your using windows this process is defaulted and you can't optimize it for your particular processor. Hence the reason cpuidle works so well. It's still better than buying a stupid pad.

  3. Where does the heat GO? by YankeeInExile · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The first thing I thought on reading this headline was, Where does the heat that used to be dissipated in the user go?

    It appears that there is a textured surface on the pad, one might assume to allow SOME airflow. However, the reviewer was using it wrong:

    Early on I realized that I was actually testing these LapPads wrong when I visited the LapLogic web site and happened to see a picture of one of the pads in use. The bottom of the laptop is supposed to rest on the grippy surface, no the colored canvas surface.

    (Of course, any hardware that uses the operator as a heat-sink is ASKING to lose.)

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    1. Re:Where does the heat GO? by DarthStrydre · · Score: 3, Informative

      "(Of course, any hardware that uses the operator as a heat-sink is ASKING to lose.)"

      Many products use the user as a heat sink successfully. Handheld radios used by ham radio operators often rely on the user to hold them. Given the relatively large surface area, and the fact that the radio is conveniently palm sized, sometimes with metal casing, the operator generally is unaffected by the transferred heat.

      If these same radios are left on a tabletop in a windless day and connected OQO style... transmitting nonstop... they would probably get uncomfortably warm if someone went to pick them up.

      Of course this is not the intended operation mode or duty cycle...

    2. Re:Where does the heat GO? by scorp1us · · Score: 2, Informative

      The heat doesn't go anywhere. It is prevented from traveling out from the laptop. In effect, it bounces back and heats the laptop more.

      Look at aerogel (or airogel?) and you can see a blow torch not melting crayons through a small (clear!) insulating barrier.

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    3. Re:Where does the heat GO? by lechuck80 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if the heat goes back into your laptop, then your laptop will get hotter, and will kick the bucket sooner... basic laws of reliability. delta T = bad

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    4. Re:Where does the heat GO? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      I just pull a hardback book off the shelf and use that. A half-inch thick book can absorb a fair amount of heat before it starts to get through and being a hardback, the laptop feet provide as much spacing as if it was flat on a desk.

    5. Re:Where does the heat GO? by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Look at aerogel (or airogel?) and you can see a blow torch not melting crayons through a small (clear!) insulating barrier.

      Aerogel pics (including the crayon image).

      More aerogel pics.

      Cheers.

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    6. Re:Where does the heat GO? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      if the heat goes back into your laptop, then your laptop will get hotter, and will kick the bucket sooner...

      Sometimes in life we have to set priorities. In this case, you have to decide which is more important to you: your laptop or your nads.

    7. Re:Where does the heat GO? by badasscat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I just pull a hardback book off the shelf and use that. A half-inch thick book can absorb a fair amount of heat before it starts to get through and being a hardback, the laptop feet provide as much spacing as if it was flat on a desk.

      I would honestly think the best possible solution would just be a hard, flat piece of plastic covered with some hard foam. The most important thing is not to restrict air flow from your fans, and the whole reason your laptop gets hot in your lap is that your legs are restricting that air flow. Personally, my laptop does not even get warm if it's sitting on a table with unrestricted airflow, so duplicating that surface while adding a little bit of heat absorbant material would probably be the best solution.

      Reflecting heat back into the machine seems to me the worst possible solution. If I wanted something to do that I'd just put a towel or something between me and my laptop. This is not a solution to anything; all it will do is kill my laptop pretty quickly.

      But you know what? This is just a general comment, but I've got a P4-M 2.4 laptop and the thing barely gets warm even with restricted airflow. People need to demand better thermal designs in their laptops. I always see people complaining about laptop heat, but it's like seeing people complaining about popups as a Firefox user - I don't even realize it's a problem until someone brings it up. Centrino laptops shouldn't really get warm at all, P4-M laptops should just barely get warm, and other Intel chips really don't belong in laptops to begin with (I don't really know anything about AMD's mobile chips, but I imagine they have similar thermal properties). It's all about the case and fan design. Devices such as the one in this article really have no reason to exist other than poor choices by the laptop manufacturer.

    8. Re:Where does the heat GO? by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 3, Funny
      We're geeks. The answer is simple.

      It's the laptop, duh.... Primarily because most of us will find a use for the laptop in our lifetime. ;-)

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    9. Re:Where does the heat GO? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I bet the people that complain the most are probably the ones that have "desknotes".

      A straight Pentium 4 (or K8 for that matter) with no dynamic clock throttling simply isn't meant for mobile use. I think mobile chips are also fabbed using different processes to drain less current, and use some fancy tweaks as well.

      Not that they have battery power worth shit anyways, they often barely last an hour, forget three or four.

    10. Re:Where does the heat GO? by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      My laptop doesn't use me as a heat sink, but it does use me as an airflow barrier, increasing the temperature. Why oh why do they put the air intake on the bottom of the laptop? I find that if I put the laptop on a hard surface (TV tray works nicely) the laptop runs cooler and I don't need any insulation.

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    11. Re:Where does the heat GO? by Entropius · · Score: 1

      The question is, how cool do those laptops run when under load? Lots of power-minimization tricks (idle modes, low power states, frequency scaling) can reduce heat production--but many laptops forget about this stuff when running off AC, and they're obligated to ignore it when under load.

      Mine is an Athlon XP-M--not quite as efficient as the Centrinos, but not bad either... at least when idling. (3.5 hours under Windows, slightly less under Mandrake 10 because of some ACPI issues). But, when you run the thing at full load, it chews through batteries and spews heat. And, no matter how efficiently the case and fan are designed, that heat has to go someplace.

      An extreme example: I was playing Diablo II today in my car while waiting on someone. Since my machine eats power when under 100% load (at about 4x the idling rate), I used a cigarette-lighter power inverter to convert the car's 12VDC to 110VAC, then ran the laptop's power supply (110VAC -> 14VDC) off of it. (Yes, this is inefficient, but it's what I have).

      The laptop, meanwhile, was sucking down power and spewing around 70W heat in my lap... combined with the overhead of the DC-AC-DC conversions, the wonderful thermal environment of cars, and the climate of the southern US, it got pretty toasty in there.

      I discovered that laptop Li-Ion batteries have a thermal safety mode: if they get above a certain temperature they'll refuse to charge until they cool off. :)

    12. Re:Where does the heat GO? by nomel · · Score: 1

      The first day I bought my laptop, I learned to put a large, thin, flat book between me and the machine.

    13. Re:Where does the heat GO? by jnicholson · · Score: 1

      I use an empty binder. This has the advantages that it allows plenty of airflow, room for heat dissipation, and it make the laptop tilted to a nice angle for using the keyboard.

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    14. Re:Where does the heat GO? by lechuck80 · · Score: 1

      A large flat book is a good insulator, actually preventing good heat flow from your laptop.. This makes it hotter and shortens it's life span... shame on you for buying a laptop =)

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    15. Re:Where does the heat GO? by aggiefalcon01 · · Score: 1

      Strangely, my PowerBook G3 gets very hot, even though I have four small, square stickypads elevating it from the surface of my desk 1/2" in front and 3/4" in back. Go figure.

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    16. Re:Where does the heat GO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Aerogel may have amazing properties, but it is as delicate as styrofoam, and it breaks like glass when bent. Not something you want to carry with you whlist travelling...

      Here's a link: http://stardust.jpl.nasa.gov/overview/faq.html#aer ogel

      And the exact quote:
      What happens if I touch it?

      Silica aerogel is semi-elastic because it returns to its original form if slightly deformed. If further deformed, a dimple will be created. However, if the elastic limit is exceeded, it will shatter catastrophically, like glass.

    17. Re:Where does the heat GO? by Niet3sche · · Score: 1
      From the FAQ:

      Q: My Norte LapPad is slightly thicker at the edges - what is this for?

      A: The Norte LapPad has extra insulation where your laptop computer comes in contact with your body. By positioning these thicker areas between your legs and your laptop, you will notice a significant comfort improvement. You will probably notice a slight 'gap' between your legs, where the excess LapPad material sags. This is normal, and the Traveler LapPads were designed this way on purpose to provide an air-gap to promote natural cooling through air circulation (convection cooling).

    18. Re:Where does the heat GO? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      The most important thing is not to restrict air flow from your fans, and the whole reason your laptop gets hot in your lap is that your legs are restricting that air flow.

      Like I said, I use a hardback book because the laptop feet provide the same spacing as if it were on a desk. Given that the thing runs warm anyway, a thick book keeps my legs cool and the book doesn't reflect heat back to the laptop any more (or less) than my desk does.

    19. Re:Where does the heat GO? by nomel · · Score: 1

      hahah. well, since the laptop was designed to cool itself on a flat surface by a vent on the bottom (with fan) and side, I'm sure It'll do fine. And, it's a good insulator, which is good for my legs. What would be the point of puttinga huge piece of copper under it? My legs would still burn. :p

      It's a PIII 1GHz. On battery save mode (which I almost always use), the fan doesn't even turn on with 100% cpu usage. So, it can't be getting THAT hot. I suppose it'd be best to put a fan on the side of the laptop, to keep heat flow under it.

      I say it'd be cool to get a little fountain pump like those found in Edmund Scientific magazine, then have a thin heatsink on the backside of the LCD (insulated from the heatsink of course). Wouldn't add much weight, and would be better than a lot of cooling methods I've seen on laptops.

  4. Good by Diclophis · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So instead of heating up your leg, it will just heat up the inside of the machine.

    1. Re:Good by Tattva · · Score: 3, Informative
      Exactly. The heat will escape from other surfaces and the internal temperature of the machine will rise. The keyboard will definitely get warmer as a result of this and laptime lifetime will decrease.

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    2. Re:Good by cuzality · · Score: 1

      ...heating up your leg...

      Umm, yeah, my leg... Well, really all three of 'em...

    3. Re:Good by nikster · · Score: 4, Informative

      it never hurts to RTFA though, or research this before posting opinions. laplogic claims the CPU will run cooler or as cool as on a table.

      it's somewhat disappointing that they didn't dramatically improve the cooling as well though.

    4. Re:Good by vmircea · · Score: 1

      Yeah you've gotta love this, cool down your lap at the expense of frying your laptop... Nice heat reducing lap pad: $50 Decent laptop: $2000 Frying your laptop because you used a stupid lap pad that blocks heat loss from the laptopl: Priceless Couldn't resist

    5. Re:Good by skiflyer · · Score: 1

      Or the pad itself, which will dissipate out the top, or at least that's their claim. Personally, it looks overly bulky, complex and inefficient to me.

      Personally I prefer this solution... it's cheaper, it's low tech, it's obvious in how it works, it fits in my laptop case and helps with a few other things as well.

    6. Re:Good by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      The middle one always comes out that way.

    7. Re:Good by pavon · · Score: 1

      it never hurts to RTFA though, or research this before posting opinions. laplogic claims the CPU will run cooler or as cool as on a table.

      That's one way to interpret that misleading data. Another is that the only thing that they could find that provided less heat conductance than a Guardian Laptop Desk was an insulator! "Your laptop will run cooler on our device than when wrapped in a pillow" is not much of a claim. Your laptop will run signifcantly hotter than when sitting on your lap, which is why they didn't bother to give you data for that.

      I can't seem to get thier site know to see what the desks are made of but a much better idea would have been to have a layer of something with a high heat capacity, then a to disipate the heat, then a layer that is comfortable on the lap. Like a gel pack, open air and another gel pack.

    8. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be assuming that in regular operation heat would be free to escape from the bottom of the laptop and wouldn't be trapped by, say, a desk.
      If heat dissipation from the bottom of laptops were really a concern you would be seeing laptops with raised feet for air circulation.

    9. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whenever I use that laptop the middle one gets all heated up...

    10. Re:Good by Genom · · Score: 1

      You know, reading this discussion, I started doodling a little gadget to sit under the laptop, and raise it up just a bit on little inverted "feet" to get airflow underneath.

      Now I see I wasn't the only one. Very cool. ^^

  5. The heat has to go somewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's not going into your legs, it might be staying on the CPU resulting in possible CPU burnout.

  6. Effect on laptops by Rufus88 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Has there been any investigation into the effect this has on the laptop computer itself? After all, you're keeping in the heat that the laptop was trying to dissipate.

    1. Re:Effect on laptops by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Is the laptop SUPPOSED to be bleeding heat through the case rather than the fan vent out the back anyway?

    2. Re:Effect on laptops by meta_gorn · · Score: 1

      I wonder about this myself. I have an HP Pavillion Laptop that runs really hot. It runs really well considering what a piece of crap it is, but it's several years old and I live in constant anxiety that the machine's just going to up and die at any moment from the thermal pounding. Does heat have the same impact on laptop life as it does on destop mobos?

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    3. Re:Effect on laptops by Rufus88 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Whether or not that was the best design for dissipating heat is a separate discussion for another day. The fact remains that the laptop *is* dissipating heat this way, and the designers of the pad *know* it, and they are knowingly circumventing it.

    4. Re:Effect on laptops by Paulrothrock · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes. One reason Apple switched from plastic to Titanium (and later Aluminium) is because they were having trouble dissipating the heat from the G4. Plastic doesn't conduct heat that well, but metals do. (I bet most of the pots in your/your mom's kitchen have some aluminium in them. Mine have little aluminium discs on the bottom. Except for the ones that are cast iron.)

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    5. Re:Effect on laptops by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 4, Informative
      Absolutely. Any PIM 'bathtub' that's designed to hold electronics will have gone through thorough thermal analysis. The fan is really only half the picture.

      A cell phone is a good example of a case that must purely disapate its own heat. Most cell phones would benefit (structurally speaking) from a thicker case. In fact, I've seen design engineers at at least one major mobile phone maker that constantly want to double and triple the size of the "ribs" that reinforce the B-class interior surfaces. This is followed, everytime, by an engineering analyst who's bitching about the fact that the new plan will fry all the electronics.

      If the case was nearly a perfect insulator, and the fan was responsible for pushing all the hot and cool air in and out of the case, you'd have a laptop that sounded like a small jet engine. ;-)

    6. Re:Effect on laptops by skiflyer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Several laptops (I know for sure Dell and Toshiba anyway) are designed to work properly on a flat smooth surface. That is, they have either an input or output vent which is supposed to be kept just above the desk surface by little feet. Those of us keeping it on our laps defeat this and become perfect candidates for some type of platform... be it a pad or a phone book.

    7. Re:Effect on laptops by Minwee · · Score: 3, Funny

      Circumventing a heat transfer mechanism? Isn't that outlawed by the DMCA?

    8. Re:Effect on laptops by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Yea my Toshiba Satellite has an intake fan on the bottom, and output fan on the left side (next to the disk drive and pcmci slot). I hate the location of the intake fan - now I utilize an aluminum platform that has two fans on the bottom, and a 4 port usb 2.0 hub (also works as a docking station). When on the road I have a vegetable chop block :)

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    9. Re:Effect on laptops by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Is the laptop SUPPOSED to be bleeding heat through the case rather than the fan vent out the back anyway?"

      Yeah, the iBooks rid themselves of heat via convection through keyboards. That's why you can't have them not sleep when they are closed anymore, unless you override the factory settings.

    10. Re:Effect on laptops by bXTr · · Score: 1

      (I bet most of the pots in your/your mom's kitchen have some aluminium in them. Mine have little aluminium discs on the bottom. Except for the ones that are cast iron.)
      True, but the better ones, IMHO, have copper bottoms instead of aluminum (or aluminium for our friends in Old Blighty). Copper seems to be a better heat conductor than others, or at least spreads it out more evenly.

      Now for electricity, silver would actually be a better choice.

      More on-topic, This has actually been done, before. There are a number of laptop pads which either tilt the laptop up, so the heat would rise up and away from it, or have fans underneath to help dissipation along. I use one of the former at home with my TiBook, however I still find myself getting an excessively warm lap from where the stand traps my body heat. Either that or it could be from all the porn I've been watching. :)

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    11. Re:Effect on laptops by mikeee · · Score: 1

      Now I want a cast-iron laptop. I don't care if it would weigh 20 pounds, that would rock. :)

    12. Re:Effect on laptops by azmatsci · · Score: 1

      Aluminum stiks as a thermal conductor compaired to some other metals (copper, silver, titanium). Magnesium is really the best case material for the weight/strength/cost/thermal conductivity.

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    13. Re:Effect on laptops by joshmccormack · · Score: 1

      What's next?
      Cast Iron Laptops? "Weighing in at just 37lbs!"
      Plastic pots? "Heating above 140F may cause pot to melt"
      Or how about a bag you fill with soup that you put between your lap and your laptop to put that heat to good use? "I am my own crockpot!"

    14. Re:Effect on laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cooking on aluminum is BAD. it is uneven heat. you want to cook on a solid stainless surface with a thicker bottom for even heating.

      heat transfer is not important in cooking... EVEN heating is.

    15. Re:Effect on laptops by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      Err, okay.

      I dont' get all the doomsayers here.

      a) Laptop "cooling" holders are not a new thing; they have been out for several years.

      b) They generally have a hard surface, you know, JUST LIKE YOUR DESK. If the cooling pad is somehow going to fry your laptop.. so is your desk.

      c) People often use a pillow or a blanket or other things on their lap when their laptop gets hot.. this is much, much, much worse than one of these cooling pads.

    16. Re:Effect on laptops by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      Copper is better than aluminium, but nothing beats cast iron for heat conduction and retention. I've got a 12" Lodge cast-iron skillet I do almost all of my cooking in (searing, sauteing, making sauces and one-pan meals) and a 4 quart dutch oven from the same manufacturer I do almost all the rest of my cooking in (soups, stews, braising, roasts). About the only thing I don't use cast iron for is boiling water for pasta and tea.

      And they're so well made that they'll be passed down to my children.

      Copper is too expensive for anything but whipping egg whites in. Mmmmm.... ionic.

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    17. Re:Effect on laptops by sulli · · Score: 1
      Cast iron would be a bad idea because it retains heat. Unless you like your CPU slow-roasted.

      Aluminum (no i) is better because of its very low specific heat - it dissipates heat quickly. (Think of foil wrap - even seconds out of the oven it becomes cool to the touch.)

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    18. Re:Effect on laptops by W1BMW · · Score: 1

      If the case was nearly a perfect insulator, and the fan was responsible for pushing all the hot and cool air in and out of the case, you'd have a laptop that sounded like a small jet engine. ;-)

      Man, wouldn't that be cool! Roger Apple 196, you are cleared for takeoff!

    19. Re:Effect on laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you chose to bastardize the language it doesn't mean it's right. It's aluminiium and will always be aluminium.

    20. Re:Effect on laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aluminiium? Or is that aluminiiium?

    21. Re:Effect on laptops by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      but nothing beats cast iron for heat conduction and retention

      Well, you got it half right. Cast iron is GREAT for heat retention, but HORRIBLE for heat conduction. This is why it takes such a hell of a long time for the pan to get hot when you need to use it.

      In fact, is it even possible for something to have good retention and conduction? They seem to be mutually exclusive.

    22. Re:Effect on laptops by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      My cast iron does a great job at getting hot fast, and heats very evenly. I can put it on a medium-high burner and the olive oil is hot before I can chop an onion, and I chop fast. (I'd say about 30 seconds per onion, including peeling.)

      The retention factor depends on the density of the substance. If it's dense, it can hold heat for longer. Brick can conduct heat, which is faster than convection, but if you heat a volume of air and the same amount of rock to the same temperature, the rock will be warm much longer than the air, because it takes more energy to heat up the rock because there's more mass in that volume.

      Cast iron is dense like rock, but since it's also a metal, it conducts heat well (crystalline structures do this better than amorphous structures).

      But really, I use it to heat things evenly, and because it's slicker than teflon without having to use plastic (melty) utensils.

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    23. Re:Effect on laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trouble with cast iron laptops is the coal you have to feed it to run the CPU.

    24. Re:Effect on laptops by netringer · · Score: 1
      Aluminum (no i)...
      Talk about US Centric!

      You do realize that Aluminium HAS the i in the King's English, right?

      OED: aluminium /æljmnim; æl-/ (BrE) (AmE aluminum /lumnm/) noun [U] (symb Al) a chemical element. Aluminium is a light, silver-grey metal used for making pans, etc: aluminium saucepans / window frames aluminium foil (= for example, for wrapping food)
      John Cleese: "Don't forget you folks pinched our language and if we hadn't forgot to copyright it...."
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    25. Re:Effect on laptops by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      And then there's goild and coppier and silvier, which work even better!

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    26. Re:Effect on laptops by bluGill · · Score: 1

      No, cooking on THIN aluminum is bad. A thick aluminum pan will spread heat nicely, better than a solid stainless pan. Thin stainless would have the same problem. Thick copper is better yet.

      My pans have a thick copper layer, covered by enough stainless steel. This is better yet, because I get the benefits of stainless you state, plus the heat transfer of copper, which avoids hot spots. Course I paid a lot for them, and they take a long time to warm up.

    27. Re:Effect on laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Titanium is a rotten heat conductor.
      Silver (97%) is the best, then copper (93%), Gold(72%),then alumin(i)um (55%)
      (the numbers are relative to a perfect heat conductor)
      I couldn't find the numbers for Titanium, but it's way down the list...

  7. Use a cookie sheet by Red+Snertz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I use one of those cookie sheets with the insulating air space between two sheets of steel/aluminum/whatever. Provides a big dissipation area, the underside is warm but not roasty-toasty, and it cost about $4...

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    1. Re:Use a cookie sheet by cuzality · · Score: 5, Funny


      But you have to make sure you tell IE or Firefox to reject all cookies or else... well, it could be messy...

    2. Re:Use a cookie sheet by Red+Snertz · · Score: 1

      More info; just RTFA. The ones she reviewed are definitely more portable than the cookie sheet, as they can be folded, but I have a fairly big laptop bag and the cookie sheet will fit into it. As far as trapping heat inside the laptop if you use one of these- one of the reasons I hate to bare-lap a laptop is because my clothing has a tendency to cover the intake of the cooling fan. These pads appear to be rigid enough that they won't have that problem.

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    3. Re:Use a cookie sheet by arnie_apesacrappin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've used a lap-desk from K-Mart since 1998 or so. It's hard plastic on one side and is like a bean-bag chair on the other (maybe two inches of padding). My legs don't get hot and the laptop isn't noticeably warmer than if I use it on a table or desk.

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    4. Re:Use a cookie sheet by maddvibe · · Score: 1

      I use magazines, pillows, or whatever happens to be lying around near me. All seem to work well and don't cost me anything extra.

    5. Re:Use a cookie sheet by marick · · Score: 1

      Yep, same here. Mine is also covered with this weird orange shiny surface that sort of looks like a hologram, too, so it was on clearance at the time.

      Hell, I use my laptop bag from Eagle Creek as a lap protector, when I'm on the bus, and it does the job too.

    6. Re:Use a cookie sheet by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      I went down to ye old electronics surplus store (they have tons of junked/recycled parts) and found a few very thin aluminum heatsinks. I glue'd them togeather edge to edge. Togeather they are almost exactly the same length/width as the bottom of my laptop, and about 1/2 inch thick (most of the thickness is the ribs that stick out to increase surface area. I mounted a very thin piece of ceramic tile to the ribs. The ceramic bottom keeps all the heat away from my lap, while the aluminum helps keep the heat out of my laptop. It works well and was cheap. Since it's the same size as my laptop and only ~1/2 inch thick, it fits in my laptops bag as well if I feel like dragging it along.

    7. Re:Use a cookie sheet by mrfatmann · · Score: 1

      I use a wood stick as a prop and a small fan. The internal fan *never* turns on.

    8. Re:Use a cookie sheet by Phred+T.+Magnificent · · Score: 1

      My favorite is a hardwood cutting board, 14x20 inches by about half an inch thick. It provides a nice solid surface to hold the laptop, insulates reasonably well, and has room to the side of the computer for a Logitech Marble trackball. As an added bonus, when I'm not using the computer, it can double as a writing surface :)

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    9. Re:Use a cookie sheet by Sethus · · Score: 1

      My god you are true slashdot material! I just tried to visualize that, and I couldn't help from busting up laughing. No offence on that comment tho btw, you're l33t in my book for coming up w/ that ;)

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  8. Northern Winters by Deanasc · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah but during cold winters nothing short of a cat can keep your lap quite so toasty warm as a Compaq with a fresh battery.

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  9. Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by MouseR · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Because it'll cook your laptop.

    1. Re:Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by D-Cypell · · Score: 3, Funny

      Which, while not ideal, is marginally preferable to cooking your genitals.

    2. Re:Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well if you're a real geek you value your data over your sperm. After all, what do you have more chance of actually using?

      (This is why I'm not a real geek.)

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    3. Re:Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by wwest4 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, for some of us, the laptop and the genitals are in symbiosis - neither would get much use without the other.

      The delicate balance of this relationship is mediated by DSL, screen cleaner and paper towels.

    4. Re:Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by MMaestro · · Score: 1

      Additionally because the market seems more concerned with minimizing laptop sizes over fixing other issues. (Touch pad/the little pointer in the middle of the keyboard still sucks for gaming, laptops are still flimsy and fall apart after being sat on, laptop monitors still cost about half of the entire system, battery power length still isn't impressive since all we've been doing is turning down how much we let the system sucks up, etc...)

    5. Re:Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homer: MMMMMMmmmmm.....genitals

    6. Re:Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by clone22 · · Score: 1

      What is needed is a heat exchange mechanism in the base to transfer heat to a radiator in the rear of the laptop, sort of like those liquid cpu coolers. Use USB to power a small pump to cycle the coolant. So maybe a couple sheets of copper or aluminium, with a few feet of copper tubing in the sandwich, and a small pump, then a small radiator in the back.

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    7. Re:Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly. The more fashionable among /. readers favor the fedora + black trench coat look that they think makes them look all badass.

      Alternately the SCAdian geeks favor the kilt look because it's oh so original and clever. Lookit me, I'm Scottish! Wanna hear my awful fake Scottish accent? Let's talk about beer. Wanna see my cheezy replica claymore? Or my replica One Ring?

    8. Re:Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by sulli · · Score: 1
      Let's talk about beer.

      Well, that part I can certainly relate to!

      the SCAdian geeks favor the kilt look

      Kilts can be useful, ya know. Beer in one pocket, tools in another, and there are even Privacy Snaps if you don't want to show off your sack.

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    9. Re:Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What I would really like to know is, could this guy not tell that his nads were getting hot? I don't remember ever roasting my twig and/or berries on anything, but I know that if I had, there would have been a point where they started to feel uncomfortable and I would have gone to get ice or something.


      This guy probably tried to have sex w/ a hot apple pie or something.

    10. Re:Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by easter1916 · · Score: 1
      twig and/or berries
      You poor, poor fellow. May I interest you in some penis enlargement pills?
    11. Re:Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by MouseR · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you agree that a better-designed laptop is preferable?

      Or how about a ventilated pad, instead of an insulator that's sure to keep all that escaping heat inside the machine?

      For the price of laptops in general, I think none should have to cope with the relative mediocrity that those HeatPads (tm) impose on buyers.

  10. How about building it into the laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just make the pad the bottom of the laptop.. I remember the good old days when laptops meant LAPtops..

    Now it's "desktop replacements"... like putting a desk on your lap?

  11. It's not the lap you should worry about cooking by Red+Pointy+Tail · · Score: 0


    It's what's between them!

  12. Err by TwistedSpring · · Score: 1

    This was invented about the same time as dinner mats and coasters. Duct tape a table mat to the bottom of your laptop for a similar and cheaper effect.

  13. Not New by Beer_Smurf · · Score: 2, Informative

    This was out back in '98 with the Wallstreet PowerBooks.

  14. Cheap Option... by md81544 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I use a tray with a "bean bag" attached to the bottom - they're commonly available over here in the UK for people who eat TV dinners etc - it's just the right size for my Linux Laptop, it's rigid, and no heat! I wouldn't want to carry it around outside the house though...

    1. Re:Cheap Option... by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      ...beat me to it. I use one too with a 2.4GHz P4 Tosh Satellite room heater/notebook - very comfy and the hard flat surface still allows air to flow.

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    2. Re:Cheap Option... by thebes · · Score: 0

      Wow, a Linux brand laptop? that's pretty cool. Where can I get one? Oh wait, you mean a laptop with Linux installed? Oh I get it....

  15. Are laptops designed to be used on laps though by Karl+Prince · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most laptop instruction books I've read (not too many though), say the laptop should be used on a flat surface that does not block the ventalition.

    An insulator may just help the laptop fry itself more, a piece of laptop sized wood is probably more helpful, though not "cool" to be seen with.

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    1. Re:Are laptops designed to be used on laps though by lavaface · · Score: 1
      Are laptops designed to be used on laps

      Of course! You may be thinking of notebooks, which most certainly cannot function in someone's lap ; )

    2. Re:Are laptops designed to be used on laps though by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      a piece of laptop sized wood is probably more helpful, though not "cool" to be seen with.

      Oh come on that's just waiting to be exploited!

    3. Re:Are laptops designed to be used on laps though by easter1916 · · Score: 1
      a piece of laptop sized wood is probably more helpful, though not "cool" to be seen with
      Mine is as big as my 17" Powerbook and believe you me, the ladies think it's plenty cool.
  16. Warning by swordboy · · Score: 1

    I work for a company that owned a bunch of Dell C600 laptops. There was an issue where IBM-branded hard drives would overheat and fail. We had many models with Hitachi drives and they never exhibited this problem.

    I realize that Hitachi has purchased IBM's Travelstar line but this is beside the point:

    Where does this insulated heat wind up? Probably in vital components like the hard drive. They should just change the name of the PC from "laptop" to "mobile". Problem solved.

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    1. Re:Warning by doppleganger871 · · Score: 1

      They're not called laptops anymore... In case you've been under a rock for a few years, they're all referred to as "Notebook" computers... and we all know notebooks belong on a desk... right next to your desktop computer... I think... or so the company probably says...

    2. Re:Warning by Professeur+Shadoko · · Score: 1

      Damn !

      My Travelstar hard drive just died, a few days ago.

      The "funny" thing is, every morning, after a full night of rest, when the laptop is completely cold, the hard drive is kind enough to work for a few minutes before going "cling cling", BSOD, or kernel panic, thus I can save a few MB worth of data each day.

      Heat dissipation, eh ?

    3. Re:Warning by Satan+Dumpling · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could set it on an icepack of some sort. I'm picturing one of those hard plastic square blue cooler packs. Maybe that could make it run a little longer and speed up your data extraction process.

    4. Re:Warning by stecoop · · Score: 1

      I had this exact problem with my Travelstar drive. I used a raid controller card and an IDE converter (takes a notebook drive to regular IDE). I first mirrored the bad drive to the new drive and let it run for a day; it would pickup a sector here and there but finally copied the whole image over with only a few errors. I then took the drive out and put it back into the laptop and it worked.

      What you want to do is have a hardware copy mechanism rather than a software copy at this point.

    5. Re:Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a good candidate for the freezer treatment. Though I thought that was supposed to be a last-ditch effort for bad sectors, I'm surprised it works for mechanical damage.

  17. Er, wait... by evil+carrot · · Score: 5, Informative

    What about the CoolPad?

    I've had one for my iBook since early 2002 and it's great for that kind of thing. The swivel feature is neat when I'm working with someone and want to show them something on the screen.

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    1. Re:Er, wait... by RevRa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's exactly what I use for my Toshiba laptop. It's a p4 2.3ghz and runs so hot that it'll occasionally spontaneously power off.

      When I'm at home with it on my lap, I set the laptop on a plastic tray that I "borrowed" from the cafeteria with the coolpad under it. Keeps me from burning the hell out of my legs, and keeps the computer from powering down spontaneously.

      -k

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  18. I use a nylon cutting board by khelms · · Score: 1

    It insulates against heat and provides a firm surface to set the laptop on, which lets air circulate in the little gap below the laptop resting on its feet.

  19. Good grief... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 4, Funny
    They sell generic equivalents of these heat-insulating thingys at Wal-Mart.

    They're called towels.

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    1. Re:Good grief... by Paulrothrock · · Score: 3, Informative
      Towels, ehhh, I wouldn't do that. Nor pillows or blankets. I RTFM for my new Powerbook, and it specifically states that towels, pillows, blankets and other soft squishy things interfere with the intake ports on the bottom corners of the machine, causing it to possibly overheat. I would rather get a Podium, as someone linked to earlier. The swivel feature is great.

      Maybe a USB powered fan system to supplement the built-in system during processor intensive stuff (where you're probably plugged in anyway).

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    2. Re:Good grief... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use an empty 3 ring binder.

    3. Re:Good grief... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or simply pants.

  20. Why not reclaim heat energy? by scorp1us · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With a 57 deg gradient, I have to think that a pad that size should be able to reclaim some energy, a la peltier effect. With todays tech, it might not be much, maybe enough to extend battery live a minute - but it is a start.

    I firmly believe that devices of the future will attempt to reclaim whatever energy they can, which would go a long way. I forsee our kids looking back and thinking how wasteful we were, we would just let heat go off into the atmosphere without converting some of it back to usable energy.

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    1. Re:Why not reclaim heat energy? by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2, Informative

      An alternative is to sacrifice a little performance for a little energy efficiency, which has much larger returns.

      So it takes you 5 minutes instead of 4 minutes, but there is a 20 deg difference and battery life is increased by 20%. I think that's worth it :)

    2. Re:Why not reclaim heat energy? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      With a 57 deg gradient, I have to think that a pad that size should be able to reclaim some energy, a la peltier effect.

      Errm.... doesn't the peltier effect require a heating surface and a cooling surface? So, your laptop heats the top of the pad. And the pad is cooled by... your lap?

    3. Re:Why not reclaim heat energy? by Jens_UK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it was going to take five minutes instead of four, you'd probably want a 25% (or more) increase in battery life - 20% would die before you were done.

    4. Re:Why not reclaim heat energy? by julesh · · Score: 1

      It requires one surface that is hotter than the other... but it does make the cool one get hotter as an effect of operation. Probably not smart.

    5. Re:Why not reclaim heat energy? by lperdue · · Score: 1
      The temperature difference is the key, along with the conversion efficiency of the two metals forming the junction of the device.

      Given the increasing temperatures of CPU operation, it should be feasible to use a Peltier device to generate enough electricity to trickle charge the laptop battery or power an auxiliary cooling fan (the hotter the CPU, the more cooling is needed and the more electricity gtenerated by the junction to power cooling.)

      This site http://www.peltier-info.com/ offers a pretty good survey of devices already in process for this.

    6. Re:Why not reclaim heat energy? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      The temperature difference is the key, along with the conversion efficiency of the two metals forming the junction of the device.

      I understand this. My (somewhat sarcastic) reply was intended to point out the fact that a peltier would defeat the original intent of the heat shield: To stop some or all of the heat from reaching your lap.

    7. Re:Why not reclaim heat energy? by lperdue · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I misinterpreted your comments. I agree with you that the heat shield idea is pretty short-sighted,lame and probably shortens laptop life.

      However, my post was also intended to look at laptop cooling in the context of the larger issue of what happens to the heat since, as we know from thermodynamics it doesn't just disappear.

      In general, our choices for moving heat around are radiation, convection, evaporation and conduction. In reality, there are usually a combination of these in any given situation.

      In a laptop, we can't radiate it away (just heats up case and other components) and convection just means the fan has to work harder to such out hot air. Evaporation's not an option, so conduction is the only real choice.

      But conducting heat out of the case via some sort of liquid -- whether pumped or self-powered -- is large, expensive, a hassle.

      So, despite the efficiency losses in the Peltier junction process, we can recover some of the heat and use it effectively.

      But just putting a pad on it is asking for overheating.

    8. Re:Why not reclaim heat energy? by ProKras · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately there is always a cost to reclaim energy.

      For example, at one time solar panels were so inefficient that the energy used to produce them was often more than they could generate in their entire lives. Add to that the energy used to ship and install them.

      If a laptop-sized peltier device could be produced cheaply enough then I would be all for it. Unfortunately, such a device today would probably just cost way too much and take more energy to produce, package and ship than would ever be reclaimed.

  21. This is counterproductive by L.+VeGas · · Score: 5, Funny

    A hot computer on my lap is the only action I get.

  22. IBM Did something like this years ago... by doppleganger871 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Remember the old IBM Thinkpad 760 series? They had a silicon pad on the bottom of it (wasn't on the original models, added sometime in their production run) to keep you from burning yourself. It was their "fix" for a computer that had no fan, and got way too hot. And those were only P120-P166 models.

  23. Well this could be helpful by digitalgimpus · · Score: 2, Funny

    People seem to get really upset and mad when they smell burnt testicle.

    Perhaps now some penis oven mitts?

    Some say this heat thing is a problem... I say kill the sperm. My laptop is my birth control method ;-)

    1. Re:Well this could be helpful by ContemporaryInsanity · · Score: 1, Funny

      'My laptop is my birth control method'

      Hmmm, no. You post on slashdot, your personality is your birth control method.

    2. Re:Well this could be helpful by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      Some say this heat thing is a problem... I say kill the sperm. My laptop is my birth control method ;-)

      You bet it is, abstinence is the best method of birth control.

      I am here all week folks

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    3. Re:Well this could be helpful by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

      Perhaps.

      But it's working so far ;-)

    4. Re:Well this could be helpful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My laptop is my birth control method ;-)

      Personally, I prefer mountain dew

    5. Re:Well this could be helpful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps now some penis oven mitts?

      Or a wang hanger?

    6. Re:Well this could be helpful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't very funny.

  24. Leg Hair by chicagoan · · Score: 1

    I can now use my laptop while wearing shorts.

    My Leg hair will be forever grateful.

  25. Yes, but how do they affect heat dissipation? by bourne · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Cooler laps are well and good, but I note the reviewer didn't do any analysis of what happened to the CPU temperature when using these pads. If the heat is being redirected right back at the laptop, it may be defeating the coolant systems on the laptop.

    For example, Dell Inspirons have a fan on the bottom that blows straight down. Not bad on a hard desk where the air will blow away. Not good on a bed comfortor that smothers the airflow. Where will these pads fit in on the spectrum?

    I think what's needed is a pad that works to draw the heat away from both lap and laptop, maybe something like the Chillow for laptops.

    1. Re:Yes, but how do they affect heat dissipation? by patbob · · Score: 1
      "Why didn't someone think of this sooner?"

      .. it may be defeating the coolant systems on the laptop

      Well, on my laptop (a different design Inspirion, with little fans out the back), the owners manual specifically states that the bottom of the laptop is part of the heat dissipation design, and that blocking it (such as putting it on the specifically discouraged soft surface) can lead to overheating.

      However, given the fans and air intake on the sides, I risk it a lot, figuring that the case has a far shorter lifespan than the electrical ones put through that occasional stress. Besides, it helps keep me warm and toasty on those cold waits for the light rail :-)

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    2. Re:Yes, but how do they affect heat dissipation? by bourne · · Score: 1

      Well, on my laptop (a different design Inspirion, with little fans out the back), the owners manual specifically states that the bottom of the laptop is part of the heat dissipation design, and that blocking it (such as putting it on the specifically discouraged soft surface) can lead to overheating.

      Coincidentally, with heat up into the 90s today and me stress testing a system using three VMWare guests on my laptop, I've had to camp out in front of the air conditioner because my Inspiron kept overheating and shutting itself off when all the machines were hammering on the system at once. So you'll know when it's getting overheated. The question is what, if any, permanent damage is involved...

    3. Re:Yes, but how do they affect heat dissipation? by paz5 · · Score: 1

      I use a moderatly close aproximation to this... My water bed. My laptop tends to get warm if i keep it on a part thats properly made with the insulating stuff under the sheets but if its got nothing or just the sheet between it and the whole load of water then it stays nice and cool.

  26. If you can't tell... by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

    that your laptop is burning your genitals, then you have bigger problems than things related to your laptop.

    time for a full physical, and maybe some time away from the office.

    PCBsdf

  27. Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by F.O.Dobbs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Possibly because we all had Apple laptops that weren't burning our laps? Seriously, my wife's Toshiba burned itself out when it failed to go to sleep properly. And laptops with fans? Why don't people just use a full size machine if they need the computing power that would require fans? You can get far with SSH and VLC.

    A frustrated former hot laptop owner,
    F.O. Dobbs

  28. Paid placement, but... by Humba · · Score: 1

    Don't you just hate when an advertisement gets you? I mean, this smacks so much of a paid placement, but the product category is just what I need now that the average temp in the home office has shifted up.

    --H

  29. Plastic chopping board by kangolo · · Score: 1

    I just use a plastic chopping board - it's light, the laptop sits flat, and the fans on the bottom aren't blocked.

    Works a treat, cost - $1 or so

  30. Much less expensive version by ZakMcCracken · · Score: 1, Funny

    Lap heat is a problem with you? Pay less now!

    Cardboard-based Italian lap thermal protectors for $10 only! Half the price of that thing! Get one with pizza inside for only $20!

  31. What you say? IBM hard drives failing? by celerityfm · · Score: 1
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  32. Neat Invention by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've used these inventions before, they work really well. Only we used to call them pillows.

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  33. I think someone forgot to do their homework! by TheSimkin · · Score: 1

    Gee, That heat has to go somewhere! It seems rather absurd to me that someone would *WANT* to keep the heat inside their computer. maybe if it was a stand with an extra fan and vents on it so that the heat would be shot out the side or something. But insulating your computer seems like a really bad idea! Why not just plug up all the fan holes in your PC to stop the noise?

  34. Alternative product by Athrawn17 · · Score: 1

    Laptop Desk I have this at home. It works on the same principal as radiators.

  35. Better products exist by Kevin+Burtch · · Score: 1


    "Why didn't someone think of this sooner?"

    I've seen laptop pads at the local computer shows for years.
    They're the footprint of a notebook computer and about 3/4" thick.
    They have lots of venting, and fans that (I believe) blow out the back.

    Unlike the product in the story, this would not only keep your lap cool, but it keeps from overheating your notebook computer by NOT blocking the vents!

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  36. Good Idea? by bobej1977 · · Score: 1

    Surely this could have some harmful effect on the processor of your laptop. That heat has to go somewhere. Although even less practical, I've often considered something like this for my Athlon laptop. What would truly be innovative would be an insulator on the bottom and some sort of heat spreader on top.

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  37. IBM Thinkpad 760s did this around 1997 by gelfling · · Score: 1

    OK so it was a field EC that eventually found its way into late model 760s but in 97 there were more than a few problems 'in the field' aka people getting burned.

    But to be fair this didn't usually happen w/o the unit also being plugged in. That is, if you ran off the battery alone it would not be nearly as hot.

  38. you want the heat to escape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I was under the impression that you wanted heat to dissipate from you computer components. By blocking the heat from going down (heating your lap), you're forcing it up through the laptop or out the sides. My inspiron 8200 has a tough enough time cooling itself when Im gaming; I dont need to be restricting cooling in any fashion.

    my two cents

  39. I already have a solution... by fgb · · Score: 2, Funny

    I call it "pants"

  40. for iBooks by ctk76 · · Score: 1

    better and cheaper solution: get a usb fan and blow it into the ventilation hole next to the headphone jack. your ibook will never feel hot and it's quieter than the internal fan that only starts when your palm and lap are already uncomfortably hot.

  41. Get your physics straight. by CobwoyNeal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    57 degrees reduction in surface temperature doesn't just depend on the pad, it assumes a a laptop with certain thermal characteristics and surface area and power use. It could be any laptop, since they don't tell you which, so they might as well be pulling the number out of their ass. The thermal resistivity of a planar surface should just be quoted in watts per degree celcius per square centimeter, ok? This is ridiculous. It reminds me of the History channel talking about "pounds of energy" in a wave. Get the units straight or you might as well be pulling a number out of your ass.

    1. Re:Get your physics straight. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      CowboyNeal has spoken. The discussion can now end =)

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    2. Re:Get your physics straight. by ack154 · · Score: 1

      What if these people really do have numbers in their ass??

  42. Summary by nounderscores · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    1. The heat will reflect back into the laptop, cooking it.
    2. But that is preferable to Burning Off Your Penis
    3. Of Course You could just use a Towel/Placemat/piece of cardboard/cat


    Anything new here to say guys?
    1. Re:Summary by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      I don't think my cats would appreciate having a laptop plopped on top of them. And an angry cat is a far worse thing to have on your lap than a hot computer.

    2. Re:Summary by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      While item number 3 is funny, what I think most people are forgetting is that this pad seems to be made of a DARK material (the grippy stuff). This grippy stuff will ABSORB the heat. Not reflect. Now, I hope the heat that's absorb dissipates in some way.

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    3. Re:Summary by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      Your item number 1 is oversimplified.

      The lap protector will absorb, rather than reflect, the heat - then dissipate it at a slower rate through the air (between the spongee material), and to a lesser extent through the protector's nylon case.

      By your definition, the lap protector would have to be a perfect blackbody, absorbing and radiating the energy at the same rates in order to fry the computer. In fact, the lap protector is not a blackbody at all due to the disconnect between its rates of absorbtion and radiation of the heat.

      One good solution (albeit expensive) would be a lap protector made from the same material as the space shuttle tiles - which can absorb massive amounts of energy in a short period of time, yet radiate the stored energy at a very slow rate.

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  43. Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by michrech · · Score: 1

    Why, they did! It's called an "Oven Mit". You can get them at just about any 'general merchandise' store (Wal*Mart, K-Mart, Target, and many, many other places).

    Geez...

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  44. Better idea.... by Alan · · Score: 1

    Why not make laptops that don't *require* extra equipment to prevent you from burning your family jewels off? What a concept!

  45. Cooler processor... by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1, Funny
    57 degrees (F) reduction in heat

    I've removed my CPU fan and covered my CPU in that lappad stuff. I'm now looking forward to a faster, cooler, quieter computer....

    What's that burning smell.....

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  46. Doesn't that defy the purpose of a LAPtop by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obviously, there should be a better design that doesn't rely on human flesh to get rid of excess heat. If someone sues, the manufacturers will be forced to have labels on it warning people not to put their laptop on their lap or serious injury might occur, including roasted nuts and inability to reproduce.

    1. Re:Doesn't that defy the purpose of a LAPtop by Compulawyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Notice that some manufacturers don't call them Laptops anymore - precisely because of the heat issues. They are now called "portable computers."

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    2. Re:Doesn't that defy the purpose of a LAPtop by bromoseltzer · · Score: 1

      People are actually pretty good heat sinks. They are liquid cooled and have a large surface area.

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    3. Re:Doesn't that defy the purpose of a LAPtop by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "the manufacturers will be forced to have labels on it warning people not to put their laptop on their lap or serious injury might occur"

      Then they could call it a desktop computer...

  47. Laptops get hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't used a laptop that actually gets hot since the 90's.

    You guys all using outdated garbage or what? Buy a newer laptop dumbasses

  48. Cheaper Option... by Bobartig · · Score: 2, Funny

    I use a phone book. Sure, it doesn't look as cool, but it's virtually free. Of course, I had to move to a larger city first, as the Elyria county book is less than a cm thick, and tended to let a lot of the heat through.

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  49. OT- What about LCD screen that get cold & free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In canada, if you forget your laptop in the car over night during winter (-20C or -4F), the LCD screen freezes. The L in LCD means Liquid!

    It doesn't shatter or explode but you get a halo effect around the edges of the screen. On top of that, the whole screen goes dim and gets worse over time.

    I imagine those LCD TVs for cars would be vulnerable too!

  50. Neoprene laptop sleeve by AlphaHelix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a Case Logic neoprene laptop sleeve that protects my laptop when I throw it into my backpack, and doubles as a lap protector. The neoprene is a very good insulator, and this is much more useful than a dedicated laptop crotch protector.

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    1. Re:Neoprene laptop sleeve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >that protects my laptop when I throw it into my backpack

      >The neoprene is a very good insulator

      RTFM. Throwing a laptop around and putting it in a sweater are both bad ideas.

  51. Use a pillow by data64 · · Score: 1

    I use a pillow as an insulator. This is at home and in hotel rooms when I am travelling. I doubt I would be carrying more stuff with me when I travel to insulate my "lap" from my laptop.

  52. Another alternative product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can also get something called "The Lapinator" . It even has little bumpers to lift the laptop off the surface a little, allowing heat to dissipate properly.

  53. Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This isn't really necessary. All you're trying to do is reduce the heat transfer between the laptop and your thighs; what this does is insulate the system. The primary mode of heat transfer in this situation is conduction, so what we need is a way to eliminate that and still maintain a semblance of cooling.

    This system eliminates conduction by insulation, which also removes convection. A better model would establish a standoff distance between the thighs and the surface of the laptop. This removes conduction, and still allows convection to cool the surface of the laptop. Something like a honeycomb would do this.

  54. Why didn't someone think of this sooner? by sulli · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because most of us wear pants when using a laptop?

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  55. I love it by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Dozens of comments along the lines of "Duh, you'll cook your laptop if you don't let the heat out!" Every single time a new product is presented on Slashdot, we get to hear from the peanut gallery of armchair designers trumpeting the single most obvious potential design trap that product could encounter.

    Rangefinders for cars? Durr, what about oncoming traffic--it'd make your car flip out! Robotic vaccuum cleaner? Hah hah, what about my stairs? Hard-drive based music player? What if you drop it? Wouldn't it a-splode? Drinking straw? What if you accidentally put it up your nose instead of in your mouth? Huh? What then? Chaos!

    Reading the FA aside, does it ever occur to people that a company in the business of making heat-dissipating pads specifically designed to work with laptops just might take the internal temperature of the laptop into consideration? Do people really think that products are designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones?

    Yeah, design mistakes happen, but seriously--if you're able to think of a potential problem after ten seconds' worth of thought, do you really think it likely that the design team wouldn't have considered the exact same thing?

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    1. Re:I love it by ideatrack · · Score: 1

      Reading the FA aside, does it ever occur to people that a company in the business of making heat-dissipating pads specifically designed to work with laptops just might take the internal temperature of the laptop into consideration? Do people really think that products are designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones?

      Yeah that's like a router being designed by people who don't care for security! It's madness...oh wait...

    2. Re:I love it by humankind · · Score: 1

      I would normally agree with you, but I have seen some products that were so poorly-designed it was unfathomable.

      For example, my mother one time bought a Volkswagon Hatchback with the air-cooled engine in the rear, and the louvers on the sides were reversed and pointing the wrong way, so the only way air got in to cool the engine was if you were driving in reverse! I can't make this stuff up. Of course, the car burned up the first time it was driven for more than two hours. That's an obvious thing that you'd think the design team would pay attention to.

      So these days I don't take much for granted, especially with new gimmicky products in markets that are flooded with gadgets that techies accessorize with.

    3. Re:I love it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No. Companies are in the business of selling their product. They don't really care if your laptop dies or not - so long as you don't blame them for it. And what average computer-ignorant person would? They're most likely going to blame the laptop manufacturer for a dead harddrive or whatnot - even if they have been running their laptop at high temperatures.

      So yeah, you bet the company has considered the effect of overheating laptops - and they probably don't care. When Dell starts shipping a 'laptop heat insulator' for use with Dell laptops - then I'll believe they worked out all the relevant problems that a consumer should care about. Still your faith in commercial designers is worrisome. There are examples of poor design everywhere, and if you haven't noticed it in things you've bought and used, then you haven't been very observant.

    4. Re:I love it by ThisIsNotKendall · · Score: 1

      Yes I really think that marketers will sell a shody product becuase they think people will buy it.

    5. Re:I love it by rwyoder · · Score: 1

      > Do people really think that products are designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones? Having dealt with commercial application software, by answer would be a resounding: "Yes!"

    6. Re:I love it by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> Do people really think that products are designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones?

      Based on past experience with consumer products, I'd say that's a safe bet.

    7. Re:I love it by Sunnan · · Score: 1
      Do people really think that products are designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones?

      Well, they are. If that's the word you want to use for complete klutzes.

      There are exceptions, of course.
    8. Re:I love it by Afty0r · · Score: 1
      if you're able to think of a potential problem after ten seconds' worth of thought, do you really think it likely that the design team wouldn't have considered the exact same thing?

      Depends really - many of the products put up in articles like these on Slashdot that are easy to knock down appear to have had a design team assembled purely from the Marketing department. In which case, I expect they wouldn't have considered ANYTHING.
    9. Re:I love it by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      When Dell starts shipping a 'laptop heat insulator' for use with Dell laptops - then I'll believe they worked out all the relevant problems

      Huh? Didn't you just say "companies are in the business of selling their product...they don't really care if your laptop dies or not"? What makes Dell different?

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    10. Re:I love it by nusuth · · Score: 1
      >> Do people really think that products are designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones?

      >Having dealt with commercial application software, by answer would be a resounding: "Yes!"

      Do you realize that is a very sofware engineering thing? No other engineering discipline consistently market products of such low quality design and implementation.

      Of course there are exceptions, there are always exceptions.

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    11. Re:I love it by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That's a great anecdote. Say, can you scurry off and find a few other products that were designed 70 years ago by people literally working with guns to their heads that didn't turn out so well?

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    12. Re:I love it by SengirV · · Score: 1
      Do people really think that products are designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones?

      No, it's marketed by a bunch of Mr. Magoo clones. I've seen marketing and sales push products for tasks that were never intended. So would it shock me that this thing was not 100% kosher? No. Would it be the engineer's fault? again, No.

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    13. Re:I love it by sporty · · Score: 1
      What if you accidentally put it up your nose instead of in your mouth? Huh? What then? Chaos!


      If you are driving and do it, yeah. ;)
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    14. Re:I love it by frause · · Score: 1

      They don't really care if your laptop dies or not - so long as you don't blame them for it.

    15. Re:I love it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Dell, having sold the headpad, will have to pay - just as they'll have to with someone else selling the heatpad, if the user blames Dell.

      The point being that Dell wouldn't sell something that would cause them to have to spend money.

    16. Re:I love it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say, can you scurry off and find a few other products that were designed 70 years ago by people literally working with guns to their heads that didn't turn out so well?

      Good one. If I were in that situation, I might be inclined to add a subtle yet fatal flaw myself.

    17. Re:I love it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, design mistakes happen, but seriously--if you're able to think of a potential problem after ten seconds' worth of thought, do you really think it likely that the design team wouldn't have considered the exact same thing?

      You would think so, but for example people are *still* trying to sell broadband via satellite, even though you can think about it for about two seconds and see that the inherent latency imposed by the FREAKING SPEED OF LIGHT makes it unusable.

    18. Re:I love it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Volkswagon HATCHBACKS were not designed 70 years ago and NO Volkswagon was ever designed by people with guns to their heads. Read a book sometime.

    19. Re:I love it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes this IS forgotten by companies. Just because it is obvious, doesn't mean it gets fixed.

      See segway, Netgear backdoor, WinME...

    20. Re:I love it by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Insightful
      No. Companies are in the business of selling their product. They don't really care if your laptop dies or not - so long as you don't blame them for it. And what average computer-ignorant person would? They're most likely going to blame the laptop manufacturer for a dead harddrive or whatnot - even if they have been running their laptop at high temperatures.

      ...so do you assume that your pen is going to fail and leak ink all over your letter, seeing as Bic doesn't really car about whether or not their pen works--so long as you don't blame them?

      You think that the folks who made the alternator in your car just kinda half-assed it, in the hopes that you don't know enough about cars alternators to be able to trace the problem to their product?

      I'm all for a healthy level of skepticism when it comes to evaluating new products, but to assume that any given company is looking to sell you snake oil is silly. Most companies do care about making a quality product. They also care about making money--the two aren't mutually excusive.

      What's more, while many users wouldn't have a clue as to how to go about testing LapLogic's claims, it's freakin' trivial for a moderately tech-saavy laptop user to monitor the temperature of their laptop and compare the results between tabletop, bare lap, and laptop pad. We're not talkin' mass spectrometer analysis of the secret sauce, here.

      Still your faith in commercial designers is worrisome. There are examples of poor design everywhere, and if you haven't noticed it in things you've bought and used, then you haven't been very observant.

      There's a difference between being a blind fool and being willing to give a company the benefit of the doubt. When you buy a shower curtain, do you worry about whether or not it will disintegrate when exposed to water? When you buy coffee, do you wonder if the manufacturer mixed rabbit shit into the beans to increase volume? Do you have proof that dismisses these concerns?

      What reason do I have to believe that this company has released a product that doesn't do the two things it explicitly states it can do, especially when the two claims are so easily tested? Should I really just assume that small businesses are out to fuck me over for my dollar, until proven otherwise?

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    21. Re:I love it by XorNand · · Score: 1

      Are you sure that the louvers weren't designed to act in a manner similar to cowl hoods (e.g, heat extraction via induction)? What sense would it make to continiously force air into the engine compartment unless it also had a proper flow path out? Nevermind the effect on aerodynamics. The cowl design would have been easier and cheaper to use.

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    22. Re:I love it by humankind · · Score: 1

      It's true.. it was a design error. The car ended up being recalled.

    23. Re:I love it by deacon · · Score: 1
      This pad may or may not work as advertised, but you have picked poor examples.

      The adulteration of orange juice: In 1990 an employee of Sun Up Foods, an orange juice processor, told the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) that the company had set up secret rooms in its facilities to hold tanks of liquid beet sugar, a common adulterant of orange juice.

      Why would anyone use rabbit shit in coffee? Chicory is the standard item used to dilute or adulterate coffee.

      We can contemplate the Ford Pinto without much further comment.

      How about a little Alfatoxin in your peanut butter!

      Need a chest X-Ray or a really fast sun tan?

      Or maybe you want to take a trip in Sir Geoffrey de Havilland's Comet?

      And if you still think that you can consume or use products or services without paying close attention, I have a bridge to sell you.

    24. Re:I love it by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1
      ...so what is your proposed solution?

      What, exactly, should I do before ordering a peanut-butter sandwich at the local deli?

      Is it enough to look around the place and gauge the general cleanliness of the kitchen, or should I take the time to research the deli's record with the Health Department? Should I inquire as to what brand of peanut butter they use, then run a background check on that company for cases where they've released peanut butter with unsafe levels of alfatoxin? Is it safe to assume the bread is uncontaminated, and should I test to confirm that the plates are sufficiently rinsed and free from potentially toxic detergent residue? Or should I take a more proactive approach and have the contents of the actual sandwitch analyzed for alfatoxin (and any adulterants, while I'm at it)? Heaven help me if I order a glass of OJ to go with it.

      You've given me a laundry list of bad things that happened because we either didn't know better or because somebody was trying to cheat people. You've confirmed what I already know: bad things happen in this world, and there exist people who are willing to do bad things to you in order to get your money. What you haven't done is told me how a person can go about protecting themselves from the above examples--do you know whether or not your orange juice is laced with adulterants? Do you know whether or not your car has a deadly design flaw? Do you know whether or not your peanut butter contains dangerous levels of alfatoxin? How do you know?

      There must be trust at some level. Where you set that bar is up to you, but to live in this world one must put one's own life at the mercy of thousands of strangers--no matter how hard you try to maintain control.

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    25. Re:I love it by Aliencow · · Score: 1

      I dropped my 20gig iRiver 6 days after I bought it exactly as the hard drive was spinning. Believe me , it was messed up pretty bad. Nobody had to know that I dropped it though, so I got a brand new one..thank god.

    26. Re:I love it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...so do you assume that your pen is going to fail and leak ink all over your letter, seeing as Bic doesn't really car about whether or not their pen works--so long as you don't blame them? You think that the folks who made the alternator in your car just kinda half-assed it, in the hopes that you don't know enough about cars alternators to be able to trace the problem to their product?

      If Bic pens consistently leak all over my letters, I will stop buying Bic pens. I'm sure they've taken this into account when considering the quality of their product. And Honda is not going to put an alternator in their cars that is going to fail before the warrany runs out. They will try their best to make as reliable a car as possible given the cost to enhance their brand name. Actually many car parts do have a finite lifetime, say 10 years, which might be considered a conscious defect, or which might be considered a reasonable trade-off to reduce the cost of the car.

      Most companies do care about making a quality product. They also care about making money--the two aren't mutually excusive.

      No. All (good, lasting) companies only care about making money. They care about making a quality product only when that is part of the process of making money. People buy brand name merchandise because they know the company needs to be concerned about its reputation to continue selling products. People pay a premium for this guarantee.

      What's more, while many users wouldn't have a clue as to how to go about testing LapLogic's claims, it's freakin' trivial for a moderately tech-saavy laptop user to monitor the temperature of their laptop and compare the results between tabletop, bare lap, and laptop pad. We're not talkin' mass spectrometer analysis of the secret sauce, here.

      And I would love to see the results. The reviewer could have trivially added these to his review, but he didn't. As for the maufacturer's claims - their webpage is pretty vague. They used the pad, a table, and a pillow (!). What material was the table made out of? More important - what laptop did they use? A passively cooled ibook would probably show much worse performance than a larger laptop with fans in the back. Passively cooled components such as harddrives would show much larger heat gains than actively cooled components such as the CPU. I don't think it's unreasonble that this company looked at many situations and chose the setup which put their product in the best possible light.
      All your examples miss the point completely. America is full of quality commercial products - if you talk to almost anyone outside of the country they will tell you that American product means quality. This is not because American companies are 'good', it is because they are held accountable. When they are not held accountable, they act just as the most cynical person might imagine.
      I'm not saying I think this product is bad. I'm sure it is very good at doing it's main job - keeping the heat from your lap. It is most certainly better for your laptop than a pillow, but probably performs worse at insulating your body than a pillow. It may be close to the best solution to the problems it addresses. Still nobody is going to convince me that somehow this company suceeded in beating thermodynamics. The laptop heat is going to go somewhere. If it doesn't go into your lap - getting carried away by your bloodstream, your laptop is going to be warmer. Perhaps not your CPU with a fan blowing outside air over a heatsink, but you can be sure the rest of your components will be. This laptop pad has no magical way of dissipating heat elsewhere - which is evident by just looking at it.

      Should I really just assume that small businesses are out to fuck me over for my dollar, until proven otherwise?

      They will not actively try to harm you, but they are only concerned about your dollar. If fucking you over is going to make them rich without any bad consequences to them, get ready to bend over. In this case, it is e

    27. Re:I love it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, exactly, should I do before ordering a peanut-butter sandwich at the local deli?

      Is it enough to look around the place and gauge the general cleanliness of the kitchen, or should I take the time to research the deli's record with the Health Department?


      And you have just answered your own question. You should support a system of government which maintains a health department and shuts down food outlets which risk the health of the general population. We have such protections in place already as a result of situations similar to the unfortunate ones brought up by the grandparent post.

    28. Re:I love it by jnicholson · · Score: 1
      They don't really care if your laptop dies or not - so long as you don't blame them for it.

      ...so do you assume that your pen is going to fail and leak ink all over your letter, seeing as Bic doesn't really car about whether or not their pen works--so long as you don't blame them?

      You think that the folks who made the alternator in your car just kinda half-assed it, in the hopes that you don't know enough about cars alternators to be able to trace the problem to their product?

      You just gave two examples where the manufacturer of the faulty product will be blamed by the average consumer when it goes wrong.

      For the pen, assume that the faulty product is the paper. The first pen that dies because the paper somehow gums up the ink nozzle, you'll blame the pen manufacturer. The second time, you might think about the paper, but you'll probably still blame the pen manufacturer. Only after repeated pen desctruction will you be sure it's the paper.

      How many laptops do you think people will go through before they realise it's the insulating pad? Don't you think the pad manufacturer will make enough money before that point that they won't care?

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  56. Overheating laps by sjbe · · Score: 4, Funny

    My laptop is my birth control method

    I think that goes without saying in this crowd...

  57. why didn't *they* think of it before? by willCode4Beer.com · · Score: 1

    I guess I did.... I picked up one of those "lap desks" from the book store for this very purpose. It is basically, a small plasic deck with a pillow like surface on the bottom. It fits nicely in my backback or brief case by squishing the air out of the pillow part. Very useful for using the laptop on the bus. Why didn't I think to patent "the application of the lap desk as a laptop insulator". I could be collecting some ill gotten litigation money..... oh well, maybe next time I have this idea of using clothes pins to keep bags of chips closed. Now if I were to make the clip wider... what? Doh!

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  58. I don't need them on very cold days by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    that is when having a laptop with a Pentium 4 processor comes in very handy on an extremly cold day.

    I can even warm my hands near the heat vents that the laptop case fan blows out hot air with.

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  59. Why stop at just a pad? by celerityfm · · Score: 2, Informative

    They've already got pads with built in usb powered cooling fans of varying designs and number of fans.

    What about a full on LAPDESK for your laptop?

    Or, as another poster pointed out, they have cooling pads that can rotate and elevate your laptop that also come in varying designs.

    And don't forget about cooling yourself off!

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  60. How about these? by eoyount · · Score: 1

    Road Tools makes CoolPads that prop up the laptop to allow more airflow and they pivot.

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  61. heat insulation from/to laptops by sshtome · · Score: 1

    Of course I'm sure that I'll be really comfy this summer sweating it out under a thermally insulative blanket! Thermal blankets? like the ones we use to conserve body heat? People who wear insulating blankets to keep cool are probably as bright as a 20W lightbulb (in which case they wont make much heat after all!)

  62. the laptop runs cooler or as cool as without by nikster · · Score: 2, Informative
    maybe add this to the post:
    Despite shielding the user from heat, the laptop will run cool.
    ...just for those too lazy to research the product before posting their opinion.
    1. Re:the laptop runs cooler or as cool as without by Lurker+McLurker · · Score: 1

      Perhaps slashdot needs a -1 Didn't RTFA mod.

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  63. My old PowerBook ran HOT by green+pizza · · Score: 1

    Possibly because we all had Apple laptops that weren't burning our laps?

    Unlike my 300 MHz Wallstreet PowerBook G3, my 550 MHz Titanium PowerBook G4 was just as hot-running as any PC notebook I've seen. Not comfortable for lap use for more than 20 minutes. Oddly enough, my new 1.5 GHz PowerBook G4 runs much cooler... improved design? It's not any louder either. Might have something to do with the switch from titanium to aluminum.

  64. Vantec LapCool Laptop Cooler by enkafan · · Score: 1

    I've been quite happy with the Vantec LapCool Laptop Cooler. My battery died on my old laptop, so I had been leaving it on in my living room on the coffee table. It is one of those beasts of a "desktop replacement" laptop, so thing gets HOT. I was a bit concerned with the heat on the table, and the noise from the fans was noticable while just sitting on the table, let alone when my girlfriend plays the sims on it. So I picked up one of these suckers and have been very happy with it. It is almost silent (much quieter than my laptop's fans at least), and I can sit that and my laptop in my lap with no problem.

  65. Snake Oil is an expanding market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    does it ever occur to people that a company in the business of making laptops just might take the internal temperature of the laptop into consideration? Do people really think that products are designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones?

    nah surely laptop makers are not that stupid

  66. Heat transfer is not measured in degrees by sdo1 · · Score: 4, Informative
    they apparently provide up to 57 degrees (F) reduction in heat transfer

    Heat transfer is not measured in degrees! Here's a quick thermal lesson for you electrical guys....

    Temperature rise is equivalent to voltage or potential.

    Heat flow (Q) in Watts is equivalent to current in amps

    Thermal resistance, measured in Degrees per Watt is the same as resistance measured in ohms.

    The equations work the same way too. For most instances of steady state heat dissipation what you have is a constant power dissipation or in electrical terms a constant current. The thermal circuit in this case has the heat generating components at V+ and the room can be considered to be ground. There are resistances in the path and the the higher the resistance, the higher the temperature rise there is between nodes.

    What this blanket does is to stick a high thermal resistance between the laptop and one of the heat paths and as a result there is a higher "potential".

    But indeed the "current" (or watts) is still constant, so by increasing the resistance through one of the paths, you increase the current flowing through the other paths (and as you know from electricity for a constant resistance, will result in higher voltage across those resistances.

    So yes, you keep you lap cool... at the expense of the components in your laptop. Be careful what you wish for.

    -S

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    1. Re:Heat transfer is not measured in degrees by t_aug · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that irked me too.

    2. Re:Heat transfer is not measured in degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heat flow (Q) in Watts is equivalent to current in amps
      Wow, thanks for the physics lesson. Before reading this I would have thought heat flow in watts was more equivalent to power in watts. You know, being the same unit and all sort of made me think that.

    3. Re:Heat transfer is not measured in degrees by jmv · · Score: 1

      So yes, you keep you lap cool... at the expense of the components in your laptop. Be careful what you wish for.

      It's no problem. When my laptop is on a table, it only touches the table with 4 small rubber pads, not enough for any significant heat transfer to take place. Still, it doesn't overheat (it still has the fan and all). If the pads are designed properly the same thing is probably happening.

  67. Sad news ... Hot Grits, dead at 54 by bfg9000 · · Score: 1

    I just heard some sad news on Slashdot - Hot Grits was found dead in Slashdot this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss them - even if you didn't enjoy Hot Grits, there's no denying their contributions to Slashdot culture. Truly an American icon.

    Cursed LapPads have struck again.

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  68. Best...Meta-comment...EVAR by bravehamster · · Score: 1

    seriously...mod this shit up.

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  69. Because its silly? by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 4, Informative

    I downloaded a program for Toshibas thats runs the fan all the time - keeps the laptop cooler - uses a bit more juice I suppose - but who really uses bateries for anything more than shoulder strain?

    cost is $2 - save yourself the $45 dollar (with shipping) silly thing

    AIK

    1. Re:Because its silly? by svallarian · · Score: 1

      So are you going to replace the fan in 2 years after it fails from being run 24/7?

      I should know, i've been through 2 already on a dell latitude c600...running seti@home will *kill* a cheap fan.

      Steven V.

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    2. Re:Because its silly? by Pastis · · Score: 1

      What about the noise?

      My i8k heats very easily. I even had it very unstable while travelling in South America.
      I thus had to enable the 2 fans to make it cool down, but I personally cannot support the noise.

      If you work alone in a room, for 8-10 hours a day, having those 2 air-beasts is a big pain.

      Once I was in a server room, with 5 linux box running at less than 1 meter from me. I couldn't even hear the noise of the machines because of my fans.

    3. Re:Because its silly? by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      I downloaded a program for Toshibas thats runs the fan all the time - keeps the laptop cooler - uses a bit more juice I suppose - but who really uses bateries for anything more than shoulder strain?

      You know, there once was a time when Intel based laptops got 3-4 hours of battery life and you actually could get some useful work out of them while on the road. I think it was 1999 :-)

      Since then they've become huge, bloated, heat-producing, power-sucking monsters and I'm frankly quite surprised to hear statements like the one above. I guess all the Intel users out there just accept it that they'll never be able to watch a DVD on an airplane without swapping batteries halfway through the movie.

      For the rest of us that actually want to have some battery life from their portable computers, I recommend a nice alternative like these.

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    4. Re:Because its silly? by antsquish · · Score: 1

      You should check out the battery life on any of the recent Centrino/Pentium M-based laptops. My Toshiba Tecra S1 gets 4 1/2 hours on a full charge... I've got the second battery for the SelectBay that gives me a total of just over 7 1/2 hours. The girlfriend's Tecra M2 is around the 3hrs 45 mins mark.

      The P4-based laptops are the shockers in terms of battery life. A friend's Compaq P4M only manages 2hrs 45 mins on a single charge.

      That said, the Powerbook's are really slick too. I'm eyeing one off for my next computer purchase...

    5. Re:Because its silly? by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

      Your mileage may vary - but the author of the exe says he has one in the family which has been running that way for years.

      I don't have a choice - my computer will overheat and the display driver will freeze if I don't keep it cool.

      Also it seems not to run at full on - so it isn't as loud as it could be.

      AIK

  70. Thats not what the website says... by Delta-9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The website states:

    "LapLogic specializes in Laptop Desks & LapPads that provide up to 57F protection from laptop heat without increasing CPU temperatures. In fact, with our Traveler LapPads,
    your CPU will actually run cooler! "


    If the heat is "bounced back" into the laptop, how is the CPU running cooler?

    1. Re:Thats not what the website says... by pavon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Read that link again. It is running cooler than a when in pillow, not cooler than when in your lap.

  71. They DID....it's a good idea. by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Macally has had soemthing like this for quite a while. Although I think I might get that Kona model (teh one that folds up). I do the same as Julie. Recline and compute at the same time.

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  72. Guy who burned himself by tacoboks · · Score: 1

    penile prepuce

    I need to find new and creative ways to put those words in everyday conversation

  73. Re:Snake Oil is an expanding market by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1
    Feh. replace "business of making laptops" with "business of making laptop pads".

    Slashdot needs a (Pedantic) mod. The real question is whether it should be (+1) or (-1)...

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  74. A box is the best solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I built a box with very light but strong plastic/foam, glued the pieces with some kind of superglue, and added Velcro for opening/closing the box. This allow me to use a simple Eastpack bag. 4 years of use without a single problem, my laptop survived 4 drops without being hurt. If I had time, I would sell them, but you can build them for a few $.

    Then I put the box between my lap and the laptop. Ventilation is optimal, and the laptop sits higher, which causes less strain on the neck.

  75. Heat is why I clock down my Inspiron by bogie · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have a 900MHz Dell laptop that I have set to not go above 700MHz. Even at the lower setting it gets warm, but if I run it at 900MHz it will literally burn you if you max out the cpu and touch your hand or bare leg to it. Why these retards released a product that gets so hot you can't touch it is f*cking beyond me. What were they thinking? Did they just assume nobody would ever use a product called a "laptop" on their lap? The other side benefits of running at a lower speed are of course longer battery life and no loud annoying fan to deal with.

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    1. Re:Heat is why I clock down my Inspiron by BenjyD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's why Dell doesn't sell "laptops" any more, they sell "notebooks".

    2. Re:Heat is why I clock down my Inspiron by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "That's why Dell doesn't sell "laptops" any more, they sell "notebooks"."

      Despite being three times the size and weight of an actual "notebook computer"...

      Really, does anyone have a paper notebook anywhere near the size of a Dell laptop?

  76. True dat by sulli · · Score: 3, Informative

    The current generation of Aluminum PowerBooks doesn't run hot. A little warm, yes, but you need that on those cold summer San Francisco nights.

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  77. Not according to them by kippy · · Score: 1

    After reading the site they claim that not only are your privates going to be cooler but also the laptop itself.

    I'm not sure if I trust this but they seem to have anticipated the cries of "but that will just cook the laptop!"

  78. The only thing more painful.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    than a hot laptop burning your lap is look at porn with a laptop on your lap!

  79. The heat stays in your laptop. by HansF · · Score: 2, Informative

    As mentioned before, the heat stays in your lappy.
    This cooler (active) or this cooler (passive) look like better alternatives.

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  80. The answer is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. And Yes. Please use the answers at your own discretion to your own questions.

  81. Good way to fry your laptop... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    These on the otherhand (the bottom four anyway) seem to be a much better solution to aditional laptop cooling. I'm thinking of getting one, as my laptop is completly passivly cooled and it gets quite warm when sitting on the carpet or the footrest of the couch.

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  82. Just use a small 3-ring binder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always carry a thin, but firm, 3-ring binder with my laptop. It's also quite useful for holding papers and text notes.

    When I travel, I place the binder on my lap, and the laptop on top of that. I never feel the heat of my Vaio and I don't need to spend $20-50 on a special mat.

    Cryptofish

  83. Seriously, read the website before you comment by dracol1ch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Quoting from Laplogic:

    "Traveler LapPads - 54F of Heat Protection and Cooler CPU Temperatures
    Our Traveler Series LapPads are designed to keep you and your laptop cool. The Traveler Series LapPads can provide up to 54F of laptop heat protection for you while keeping your CPU cooler."

    It's not that hard to dispel /.logic.

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  84. What about the top surface? by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

    I was recently issued a Dell Inspiron 8600, and the top surface gets hot right where the left hand would rest while typing, to the point of being uncomfortable. I'd be happier if it vented out the bottom.

    Regarding overheating: If the laptop is sitting on a wooden (or similar material) desk, very little heat is being absorbed by the surface, it's the airflow around it that's critical. Similarly, these pads should provide enough space for the feet on the laptop to give enough airflow. Wrapping it in a towel is likely much worse than a flat-surfaced pad.

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    1. Re:What about the top surface? by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      Actually the airflow around a notebook (unless driven by a fan) is probably less of a factor in cooling a NB than the surface it sits on, even wood. Air does not conduct heat well at all, that's why it's used to insulate so many things like homes*. Unless you can cause a flow (convective or forced), air won't cool anything well.

      The ideal "lap pad" would be insulated against transfer to the user but highly conductive to heat transfer from the computer. An air gap between the two (potentially with a radiator/heat sink) would be the overall best portable design.

      Such a design allows the computer to conduct heat out, the radiator to support convective cooling and the insulation to keep the heat away from the computer. All told you could get this done in under 1/2 inch of thickness I think.

      * Yes, most people would say fiberglass cellulose insulation is used, but all forms of home insulation are designed to trap small pockets of air which do the actual insulating. The more air, and the smaller the pockets, the higher the insulation value. Fiberglass and cellulose are used because they are also slow conductors of heat, but they actually conduct more heat than he air they trap. Foam is now becoming popular and is the best insulator of the three because of how little mass is used to full a volume.

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  85. Low Tech Solution.. Phonebooks in the Freezer by iansmith · · Score: 1

    Years ago when my laptop was my main computer I used to put phonebooks in the freezer and use them on my lap in the heat of summer with my laptop. Having 2 or 3 in there let me rotate them and stay cool all day.

    Nothing like computing from the recliner... :-)

    This was also when I lived in a smaller town and the phone books were only an inch or so high.

  86. 3 ring binder by kallistiblue · · Score: 3, Informative

    Put a 3 ring binder in your lap and the computer on top. It works perfectly.
    The air space between the covers prevents the transfer of heat.

    I figured this out through trial and error.

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  87. Just use a magazine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why didn't someone think of this sooner?

    I did. I just stuck a magazine under it. Why on earth would you need a specialized product?

  88. This is OLD NEWS. by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    "Why didn't someone think of this sooner?"

    THEY DID. There have been products out there that do this for ages. Off the top of my head, the Antec Notebook Cooler which has built in fans to handle heat, which means the laptop truely does run significantly cooler. There are a slew of similar products that have been on the market for ages.

    Perhaps Slashdot's next post should be about a new invention by a small unknown company that they call a "rodent", that can be used to move a cursor around the screen! Except, there are no buttons on it, so you have to use your keyboard to click. Slashdot is just posting about an inferior version of an idea that has been in production for a while. This is not news.

  89. Units people! by bperkins · · Score: 1

    they apparently provide up to 57 degrees (F) reduction in heat transfer.

    57 degrees is not a unit of heat transfer.

    A better statement might be :

    they apparently provide up to 57 degrees (F) reduction in contact temperature

    1. Re:Units people! by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      Except that contact doesn't have a temperature, things have temperatures.

      "provides up to a 57 degree (F) reduction in contact surface temperature"

      If we want to be more grammatically and scientifically correct.

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  90. Geeks are selling point enough by Trigun · · Score: 2, Funny

    for women who don't want kids.

    After countless wedgies in grammar school, I couldn't procreate if I saved up until I was 90!

  91. Spotted on radar: Warranty disclaimer by dcavanaugh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sulu: "Captain, there is a piece of paper floating in space, directly in front of our ship!"

    Kirk: "What does it say? Put it on the screen."

    Spock: "Use of insulating devices will interfere with your notebook's thermal design and will void your warranty."

    Kirk: "Great, but what does it MEAN?"

    Spock: "In Earth's 20th century, there was a software company that now makes software for the Klingons and Romulans. This ancient software consumed vast resources and even portable computers of the era generated a tremendous amount of heat. To this day, the Klingons and Romulans are trying to make their computers run cooler and stop them from being hacked by freshmen from the Federation Middle School. The existance of this paper would tend to indicate the presence of a hostile ship nearby."

    Kirk: "All hands, battle stations"

  92. Didn't think of sooner because... by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 1
    ..people used cheaper methods? I use a 5$ bed/tv dinner/writing table from Wally World. Has a pillowed bottom for lap comfort and a hard wood/plastic top for your writing serface. The only big difference is the "ease of portability" their mat is a lot thinner and lighter.

    A heck of a lot cheaper than what this company is offering. I just can't see their "facts" and "numbers" .. GM is about 89% laptops (more than 3000 laptops) and there are 0 reports of burnt schlongs or laps (I am also a Safety Team member so I get all the safety/incident reports and this would be included in those reports).

    The only time I ever have the laptop on my lap is when I am at home or at an airport.. and even then it is not very often as it is not a very good working position.

    I am sure it is a good idea/product... but I much prefer my 5$ one better.

  93. 57 degrees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    ...they apparently provide up to 57 degrees (F) reduction in heat transfer

    Insulatory material does not reduce heat transfer in units of degrees. Different materials have a different R factor. R factor is a measure of how fast heat can transfer through particular material. An example of a unit for R factor would be ft^2 hr oF/Btu, where ft is the thickness of the material and oF is the difference in temperature between the two sides of the insulatory material.

    Thanks to Prof. Hershey at U of Cincinnati for that tidbit. He is a real smart guy (thermodynamics). He wrote a book called entropy, infinite, and god. The fact that he is almost deaf made it easy to "discuss" test questions while the test was going on.

  94. Tanning by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    How else is a geek supposed to get a tan?

    In all seriousness - i have a nice aluminum heat dissipater. It has two fans, can be run from the wall outlet, or via USB 2.0 connect (it also comes with a nice 4 port USB 2.0 hub, which makes this my personal docking station since my Toshiba does not have a docking station).
    When I travel, I literally have a vegetable chop block that I keep in my backpack. Originally this was used because the intake fan on my laptop is on the bottom (why I have NO idea) and placing the laptop on my bed prevented it from getting air circulation; eventually it became obvious that keeping my laptop on my legs, while not burning me, was getting quite warm.

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  95. Re:Er, wait...Podium Cooplad by Blademan007 · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. I have 2: One for my TiBook and one for my SigO's Thinkpad. We swear by them. Don't bother with the small travel size, get the podium version, it's not that big anyway. It fits perfect in a laptop bag.

    Excellent design allows great use of convection and air circulation. The rotating design is great for meetings.

    With the Podium Pad, it's always cool to the touch. You might be able to feel the radiant heat in the air or your fingertips, if say fans are on full-bore. But you sure don't feel the heat on your lap.

  96. Children by nilbus · · Score: 1

    Better my laptop's life than my future children's lives. I remember hearing about what the heat from your laptop can do to your fertitlity.

    1. Re:Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, because there aren't enough people already on the planet.

  97. iLap by shadow0dancer · · Score: 1

    Rain Design has been selling something similar for a while I believe. Its call the iLap/a.

  98. Why not add a fan? by Tony+Hammitt · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that this could be made better for you and the computer by having a rigid surface and a battery powered fan. Use some corrugated aluminum to set the laptop onto, cut out holes for the feet and put it on a thin plate. A hobbyist with a metal brake and some epoxy could put this together in about 2 hours.

    The corrugations would let the air flow under the computer and the fan could draw air from the front and blow it up and away from the system. Active cooling is better than passive. The only problem is that it would have to be custom made to fit the bottom of the laptop.

    If anyone makes money off of this, please contact me :)

    1. Re:Why not add a fan? by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

      You mean like this one?

      http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?id=10747 88 100200&skuId=6211752&type=product

    2. Re:Why not add a fan? by Tony+Hammitt · · Score: 1

      looks good, but I'd still want it to be battery powered. my battery life sucks as it is...

  99. In the case of Presarios, bad firmware by wsanders · · Score: 1

    My Presario 1750XL gets really hot on the bottom right below the CPU. When I first bought it, the CPU fan only came on when the unit crashed (it crashed frequently enough to produce almost adequate cooling.) I went back and forth and back and forth with Compaq, and as far as I could tell, eventually one of the bazillion patches I installed (out of 3 CDROMs full) fixed it somewhat. The fan now comes on occasionally, when the CPU is working hard, or crashed. Doesn't seem the worse for wear - the heat sink is a big chunk of aluminum, and the machine is 5 years old and has had no hadrware problems other than the battery failing prematurely.

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  100. It seems to me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that instead of simply bouncing the heat back into the laptop, these pads hold the heat. There seems to be several layers, the first to absorb the heat, the second to hold the heat, the third to keep it off you. There is enough room for air to flow between the top layer and the laptop, so that will help dissapate the heat.

    I have seen several people say that it will overheat the laptop, or make the keyboard hot, but I have to believe the reviewer touched keys on his laptop, and therefore it was not a problem. This is more than a simple heat blocker people, it has a bit more complexity than most people give it credit.

  101. Rediculousness by WarriorPoet42 · · Score: 1

    >Heat bounced back to the laptop:
    RTFA, it is not bounced back to the laptop, it is radiated to the canvas, some of which radiates to the user and some of which radiates to the air. And it does it over a much larger surface area than a laptop. And of course some of the heat will be resident in the product itself.

    What's really funny is the company's pageon How Much You'll Save using their product. Claims include students using laptops for schoolwork 7 days a week, and the belief that laptop heat hurt productivity in professions such as Dentistry, Physician, Buyer (whatever the hell that is), and (get this!) Account Executives. Everybody knows executives don't do work anyway. . .

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  102. Just use it to cook with by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    Why not just use a desk or pants? Seriously, though, my laptop (older IBM) gets hot enough to fry an egg, so I'm considering using it for that. I bet it uses less electricity to generate the heat than my stove, so why not plug it in, turn it upside down and cook with it?

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  103. LapBQ by bluepinstripe · · Score: 1

    I can't believe no one has come up with this idea. You know, like the carBQ (cook a meal on your engine while you commute home).

  104. I use an old copy of Wired by dcocos · · Score: 1

    I have a 12 inch ... Powerbook and I've found that If I put a copy of Wired between my legs and my laptop that I don't have to worry about the heat.

  105. Yes, Virginia, defective products exist by Scott+Richter · · Score: 1
    Reading the FA aside, does it ever occur to people that a company in the business of making heat-dissipating pads specifically designed to work with laptops just might take the internal temperature of the laptop into consideration? Do people really think that products are designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones?

    At this level of "design"? Yes, I do indeed think that. If only because the alternative is that they did rigorous stress testing with every possible laptop for which this product could be used. Every laptop has different heat transfer properties, different vent locations, and uses the case to different degrees to ensure proper heat transfer (Apple is the obvious example here).

    Is it possible that the material designed to contact the laptop is corrugated enough to still let air through and they did their job? Sure. But it's at least reasonable to question this until it's addressed, which it wasn't on the review and LapLogic's server appears melted. Methinks you're too trusting a consumer.

    Put it another way - do you NOT see informercials when watching TV late at night?

    Or yet another - if their website can't even survive a good slashdotting...

    1. Re:Yes, Virginia, defective products exist by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 2, Interesting
      C'mon, do you really see no middle ground between "rigorous stress testing with every possible laptop for which this product could be used" and "designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones"? Is "product quality" a binary value?

      I'm not saying that products don't suffer from design flaws. I'm not saying that there are no lazy/malicious companies out there. I'm not some starry-eyed, blind-faith-in-humanity idealist. That said, I'm not some crusty, everybody-is-out-to-fuck-me-over-for-my-money kinda person, either. I like to believe that there exists some nuance to this sort of thing.

      All I'm saying is that it's reasonable to assume that a design team--even a mediocre design team--would be able to envision the kind of glaringly obvious "What about X?" flotsam that gets posted on this sort of topic.

      Do you honestly believe that it is more likely than not that this company developed and released this product without ever considering the internal heat levels of the laptop?

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  106. must remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to use one of them pads before taking a lapdance next time :)

  107. Why not use the heat as energy to run the fan? by SlashDev · · Score: 1

    If anyone patents this idea, please think of me ;)

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  108. Those blue ice pads by sequence_man · · Score: 1
    I find that using one of those blue ice pads along with a towel to be a wonderful way to cool your lap. Just putting a towel on your lap means that the heat you generate yourself is still reflected back to you. But if you put an ice pad (I use the squishy ones) on top of the towel, it will keep cool for an hour or two. THen just switch it with one that is in the freezer.


    later,


    Dean


    p.s. My girlfriend made me a tray that I now use. She tiled it with small tiles in the pattern of two penguins. You can probably guess which operating system I use. :-)

  109. Sooner? Did this come out a year ago? by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

    Cause that's about how long I've had my laptop pad... and yes it does work very well. Even has a swivel on it for rotation.

  110. make them for $1 each by ssxxaa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I made my lap heat shield out of a car sun blind. 1. Buy car sun blind (any gas station or car parts store. about $10). It's a folded piece of foam covered in a metalic film, the size of a windshield. 2. Cut to size. 3. Tape/glue to bottom of laptop. 4. ??? 5. profit! Usually there's no need to cover the whole bottom of the laptop, just the part that generates the most heat (use hand to find it). Haven't noticed any ill effect of the heat shield on the laptop's performance. Why don't they just build them like this? Maybe with an internal heat shield.

  111. Hot laptops by acranum · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Instead of crowing about how cool it is that someone decided to market a heat insulator for all of the "Hot Laptop bottoms", why don't we put our efforts and commentary into how to make them cooler... I am a Mac user my self and have noticed how the PB that I have gets uncomfortably hot after several hours of use. I also Have a Dell Inspiron that gets hotter yet... Yes the heat insulator works but it seems a band-aid to the real problem which is the engineering behind getting rid of excess heat. It seems that most developers of portables have no problem dissapating heat by allowing it to exit via baseplates in the laptops... ie your lap gets boiled. So really the end result is that we humans are the recipients of the excess waste heat and we are the actual end dissapators.... So the engineers in their final analysis must conclude that human flesh will be able to absorb the residual waste heat that is generated and have no problem letting the heat dissapate this way. I want a laptop that is able to be handled for its expected battery-life without being subject to a very hot plastic or metal surface. Just my 2cents

  112. Sounds like a job for Fire Paste(TM)! by MCRocker · · Score: 1

    The same guy who gave us the bear proof suit has also created some goop he calls Fire Paste. Perhaps this stuff would be able to do an even better job.

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  113. The real problem... by OneFix+at+Work · · Score: 1

    Why isn't someone making laptops that are designed to be lightweight, durable, cool running, easy on batteries, and snappy (not blinding fast, just fast enough)???

    One of the last notebooks that was like this was the Thinkpad 600...they are fairly lightweight, durable, about 366MHz, and the harddrives were around 10G...

    I understand that wireless cards create most of the heat in todays laptops, but if this is the case, why hasn't someone designed a laptop where the wireless card fits into the back of the screen???

  114. Insulator??? by Geek_3.3 · · Score: 1

    Err... correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't insulation be about the LAST thing you'd want on a laptop? Have you ever done diagnostics on your hardware sensors to see the differences in CPU and HDD temperature while using the thing?

  115. Just get yourself a CoolPad... by alispguru · · Score: 1

    ... from Road Tools. Same price range. Durable as hell. Fits in your carrying case, and takes up less room than a foldable LapPad. Targus rebrands them and sells them in Staples, or you can order them online through the website above.

    Guaranteed forever. Our family has two iBooks, each with a small CoolPad. My kids have managed to pop off some of the rubber feet and unscrew the rivet-and-screw that holds the two swiveling parts together. Sent email to the manufacturer, and they're sending me replacement parts, no charge. I'm definitely going to put a little thread lock on that screw...

    My preferred laptop working stack is:

    lap/laptop case/CoolPad/iBook

    Raises the machine up to closer to eye level, the CoolPad lets air circulate under the iBook, and the whole rig is in my lap, so I can put it away and be ready to roll in 10 seconds or so.

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    1. Re:Just get yourself a CoolPad... by JPyObjC+Dude · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. I bougt the Podium CoolPad and I love it. It's the best purchase I ever made for computers. My lap is cool, my computer is cool, it makes typing easier, it elevates the computer so sidways liquid flows from extra large latte's don't wash into side of computer.

      Why bother buying anything else?

      :]
    2. Re:Just get yourself a CoolPad... by Digital+Overlord · · Score: 1

      I have been using one for over a year now and it works great! When I'm in my office I have a doc station and it elevates the laptop and helps cool it and I use the CoolPad on the road!

  116. these have been around for awhile by thedude13 · · Score: 1

    investigated some of these last year. there are alot more available now and many models have fans attached to them and are powered off of a ps2 or usb port provided by the laptop
    search for "notebook cooler" on newegg and you'll turn up quite a few results and many of them have informative user reviews

  117. An array of thermocouples by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    linked together and plugged into the recharging port would make more sense than this. At least then, the absorbed heat is producing electricity that lengthens battery life- and the heat is actually absorbed instead of reflecting back into the machine.

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  118. Chillow + Laptop = Blowdryer + Bathtub? by laetus · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I took one look at the Chillow and wondered, so I've got my laptop that's plugged into the wall sitting on top of this chilled, water-filled pillow, both sitting on my lap.

    What could go wrong here? :)

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  119. Bad joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It gives a new meaning to the term "weenie roast"

  120. Just get a Cutting Board by grangerg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My friend got one of these things. It just happens to be the same size as his laptop and blocks the heat rather nicely. Pretty useful for only $15.

  121. ok but by demonhold · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will it prevent the laptop from overheating when its using is surfing pr0n sites?

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  122. MacAlly IcePad works well for me by EvilSuggestions · · Score: 2, Informative

    My MacAlly IcePad seems to work as well as the products in this review, but is rigid instead of fabric-based. It can lie flat, or tilt up a couple of inches. It has little airflow channels along the top surface and dissapates heat really well. It has a grippy surface and I've never had trouble with the PowerBook slipping while on it. Given how much my PB used to heat up if I had it sitting on a blanket or pillow, and how cool it runs now sitting on the IcePad, $30 is a reasonable price for not cooking the $2k computer (or me).

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  123. Product testing by Scott+Richter · · Score: 1
    C'mon, do you really see no middle ground between "rigorous stress testing with every possible laptop for which this product could be used" and "designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones"? Is "product quality" a binary value?

    My point was that designing a single product that is useful in such a wide variety of situations wouldn't require a bunch of Magoo's to screw up. Like I said, maybe the thing's OK...but maybe not. Maybe it's OK for the laptop they tested, but did they test enough? I don't know.

    All I'm saying is that it's reasonable to assume that a design team--even a mediocre design team--would be able to envision the kind of glaringly obvious "What about X?" flotsam that gets posted on this sort of topic.

    Yeah, but until I'm sure, I'm not risking my $2500 laptop with such a product. Hell, it's on my lap now, and I can't feel it through my clothes where it's actually touching. You're also forgetting the other possibility - that it occurred to them, they realized how hard it would be to thoroughly test, figured it was good enough based on back-of-the-envelope calculations, and just went with it. Just because a potential flaw occurred to them doesn't mean they fixed it. Every company has beancounters whose job it is to make such decisions of cost vs. risk. Also, does the warrantly for this thing cover damage to the laptop caused by excessive heat? The question will have to remain rhetorical until their server recovers.

    Do you honestly believe that it is more likely than not that this company developed and released this product without ever considering the internal heat levels of the laptop?

    Two points: one, as I mentioned above, it's not whether they considered it but whether such considerations were pursued. Second, there is no such thing as "the" laptop, and that's where the problem lies. If they tested a plastic-case Dell that doesn't use the case for heat transfer as much, that wouldn't apply to my titanium Powerbook that does.

  124. Usenet flamers know what to do by rsmith · · Score: 1

    They slip into their asbestos underpants :-)

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  125. Aerogell for sale on ebay! by Charles+Dart · · Score: 1
  126. They did think sooner. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    These are not a new thing.. they have been out for years.

    And to all the doomsayers:

    These things use a hard, flat surface, with something to separate it from your lap so you don't feel the heat. you know, LIKE YOUR DESK. If your desk isn't going to fry your laptop, neither are these.

  127. No one thought of this sooner... by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    ``Why didn't someone think of this sooner?''

    Because laptops that produce heat aren't actually used on people's laps - the battery life is too short for that. Yes, I am bitter. I'd much rather they focused on using less energy than increasing performance.

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  128. i wonder if they have this in a glove form... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my palms often overheat during porn browsing...

  129. someone DID think of it sooner. by michaelbuddy · · Score: 1

    I've already patented a device to protect from laptop burns. It's called a pillow and a 12oz Miller HighLife.

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  130. !=, was Re:Chillow + Laptop = Blowdryer + Bathtub? by bourne · · Score: 1

    What could go wrong here? :)

    Lots of things, but unless you never ever drink beverages while using your computer, nothing you should worry about.

    If nothing else, remember that your laptop is running on DC which is not as dangerous as AC. I've never seen a laptop that ran on AC (e.g., didn't use a blister pack) because of - wait for it - the heat issues involved with converting in AC to DC in the case.

  131. Old shelf by FL180 · · Score: 1

    I use a shelf from the kitchen cabinets that I removed a few years ago.

    It's a good size, my laptop sits on it nicely, it allows airflow that is just as good as having the laptop sitting on a desk, and, best of all, it was FREE.

    Just go get a piece of wood that's a good shape for you, paint it, and you're done...

  132. laptop heat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being a man I have always wondered (and worried) about laptops. From what I understand of physiology higher heat in the lap area lowers sperm count temporarily if not permamantly.

    bjornolafson@hotmail.com

  133. Re:May not be a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, I never complain about mods, I have karma to burn so normally I really don't care too much, but when I hit reply there were only a couple of people with comments (none of them related). It's not like I posted an hour after everyone else. Why waste enough mod points to take it to -1? If they were my points I'd leave it at 1 or 0. That way it's below threshold for those of us browsing at +2 or more (probably most of slashdot). Seems like a better bang for your moderation buck to bring something up that is good rather than barrage something that is redundant.

  134. Old technology... by csbruce · · Score: 1

    Why didn't someone think of this sooner?

    I thought we've had asbestos long johns since the early days of Usenet.

  135. Have one.. by morgajel · · Score: 1

    or something similar. I have a gateway solo 5300, and it gets HOT.
    so hot, that when I compile things, it's too hot to hold. as in it has a little metal cover on the bottom over a component that's painted black and the PAINT IS PEELING OFF.

    My father-in-law got a lapdesk, and after a while he went out and bought something like what they describe. after seeing how well it worked for him, I got one too.

    It's sorta like a lap tray that folds in half. it has non-melty rubber strips on a plastic frame to keep the laptop from sliding off, and the structure is sorta accordian shaped and rigid, running left to right.

    The nice thing about it is you can fold the thing in half and it has a like unfoldable leg that props itself up, creating a little wedge... The laptop is sitting on the desk right now on the tray and not burning my crotch or my desk.

    I highly suggest trying one out, especially if you have a Gateway Solo5300 and run Gentoo on it:)

    I'm not much for product cheerleading, but this thing has done it's job. it's not perfect, but it keeps the valuables from getting cooked. 7.5/10

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  136. Maybe the problem is the laptop by jeephistorian · · Score: 1

    I mean, there has to be a way to dissipate the heat through or means....or design cooler machines.

    Would it be possible to build a passive radiator into the back of the screen? Maybe a flexible heat tube or something?

    Fritz
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  137. This isn't new at all -- but I've got one better.. by TheGadgetGeek · · Score: 1

    This has been a problem since my first Toshiba 486DX50 laptop with the 7in active matrix screen (price $3,200 with the 20MB hard drive and the 2mb of RAM - whoo hooo). The idea of a portable computer should be that you could use it without a desk or table. Mmm, 'portable' like... After working on many different laptops over the years and using them on, duh, my lap; I got sick my choices: A) heat and pain due to the aforeomentioned inability of computer manufactures to engineer airflow OR anything even remotely akin to comfort into any laptop. (b) the makeshift phone book lap desk with related newsprint transfer unto laptop, clothing and anything else! (c) find a desk or table in an airport or in the park (sure). Then I saw a computer case by Shaun Jackson Design: http://sjdesign.com/ They make the LAP TRAP and the LAP DOG computer cases and both are similar in operation. They use velcro to secure your laptop to the bottom of the case and little riser pads to get a bit of air flow - then the bottom surface is sturdy and insulated. Oh, **pre-flame-warning** I don't work for, nor do I own sjdesign -- I simply got one of 'em and am a happy customer... Just my $0.02...

  138. I like my lap-warmer! by midnightJackal · · Score: 1

    I have an ancient-ass laptop that produces a ton of heat when I'm using it... I also happen to get cold really easily, and stay that way for hours at a time.

    I really like having a lap-warmer while I'm using my computer.

    -MJ

  139. Product Development at its best by EssTiDee · · Score: 1

    Waste of time? If your laptop is really cooking your lap that badly, get a table? Set it somewhere else? I pity the poor person who spent as much time as they surely did developing a product such as this - truly a college degree hard at work. gg folks, try again.

  140. Nothing new here. by theendlessnow · · Score: 1
    "Why didn't someone think of this sooner?"

    Come one! Are you kidding? Folks have been using this for years... even among /.'ers.

    Abestos Underwear

  141. Oh, god by fstanchina · · Score: 1

    This is completely ridiculous. Make those laptops cooler, for god's sake! Or else one day we'll just stop worrying about air pollution and just wear gas masks all the time.

  142. Metallic laptops by Webmoth · · Score: 1

    Now what would be cool is a copper, brass, or bronze laptop. A skilled machinist could make such a case, modeled after one of the titanium or aluminum ones. Of course, you'd sacrifice weight, but it would at least look cool. Could be coated to maintain its rich lustre, or given a nice patina.

    The main advantages of titanium and aluminum are durability, lightweightness, and ability to transfer heat well. Aluminum tends to be preferred due to lower cost and easier machinability. Another metal that would be interesting for a laptop case is magnesium, but there may some issue with that that I'm missing.
    Platimum could be interesting, if you could afford it.

    Other metals such as gold and silver tend to be too soft. Cast iron would not be good choices due to its weight, thermal mass, and magnetic properties. Osmium is just too dense.

    Tungsten... if the Palm Tungsten were actually made out of Tungsten, that would be cool.

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    1. Re:Metallic laptops by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Magnesium has been done before --- the original laptop, the GRiD Compass (later succeeded by the GRiDCase, I had a III plus myself), had a magnesium case which was painted black.

      http://www.pd.com/GRiD.html

      William

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  143. Homer Simpson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mmmmmm... Roasted nuts...

  144. There's another review... by lurwas · · Score: 1

    here: http://www.fz.se/artiklar/article.php?id=446

    ...of course it's in Swedish, but you can learn Swedish from here: http://www.francisstrand.blogspot.com/

    Bah, at least there are some pictures, mkay?

  145. Don't "deflect" Heat, Vent it! by lpq · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I can't see how those pads are that much better than a Targus Chill Pad. It's powered off your USB port using 1W of power.

    Alternatively, you could use a Radio-Shack Rechargable battery pack (couldn't find URL, but catalog no. _was_ 23-047). It's about the size of 4 cassette tapes, ~12.6oz (~350g), output voltage selectable from 3-9v output and rechargable by plugging it into a wall output or from a 12v400ma source. If you are a doit-yourselfer, buy a 4 "cell" holder and wire it in series. Radio Shack sells battery adapter extension cord and heads singlely. You could choose capacity and weight by cell size (though note, I've often seen "D" rechargable cells with same ratings as the "C" indicating they've just stuck a "C" cell in a larger container.

    Externally powered, this _should_ slightly increase laptop runtime (i.e. active external cooling => less internal fan use).

    It holds the laptop on rubber feet about 7mm above 2 fans sucking air from center of underside and venting out the back.

    -l

  146. Nexus laptop cooler by cabazorro · · Score: 1

    I just purchsed the Nexus laptop cooler
    as an attempt to keep my hp pavillion 1.7 ghz laptop fan to turn on right away.

    The laptop cooler drains the heat away through vaccum sealed pipes with fluid for condensation.

    No moving parts and basic thermodynamics was the selling point.

    Will it work? dunno Still in shipping.

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  147. Not needed on T40 by boudreau · · Score: 1

    Got my new IBM T40 a couple weeks ago. This baby doesnt heat up like my old T21. I had it on my lap for like 4 or 5 hours (also running off battery) with no problems

  148. slightly off-topic question by WM_NCDESTROY · · Score: 1

    On a somewhat related subject,(heat) I was just installing memory in my iBook and couldn't decide whether to remove the stickers (from the ram-chips) or not. I know the bottom of the thing can get fairly toasty at times. This is the only laptop I have ever owned, so I have no experience with this. Will the sticker cause problems?

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    1. Re:slightly off-topic question by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Leave the stickers on. They're not going to hurt anything, and may help down the line if you need to return the memory to the vendor.

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  149. Go with AMD, not Intel laptops. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That & this product's effect will be mandatory for Intel's future "mobile" processors:

    http://www.xbitlabs.com/news/mobile/display/2004 06 01121930.html

    "Thermal design power (TDP) of the new "Prescott" Mobile Pentium 4 processors at the speeds of 2.80GHz, 3.06GHz and 3.20GHz is 88W. Intel also tells notebook makers that future direction of TDP is 94W, seriously more compared to 76W thermal design power of previous generation Mobile Pentium 4 chips produced using 130nm process technology."

    As for AMD:

    http://www.newegg.com/app/viewProductDesc.asp?de sc ription=19-103-445&depa=0

    "AMD Mobile Athlon 64 3200+, 1MB L2 Cache, 64-bit Processor 62W - OEM"

  150. A blanket that does SETI by erucsbo · · Score: 1

    I often use the heat to keep me warm while watching TV during the winter.
    A lap pad would cut out that benefit.
    I can play solitaire during the commercials and run SETI@home in the background, and it doesn't obstruct the TV viewing.
    [pre-empting replies - my wife can keep me warm as well, but without the solitaire, SETI@home and unobstucted view :-)]

  151. Why? by Wehesheit · · Score: 1

    Why don't we just make laptops that don't burn you? It ceases to be portable computing when you have to lug 20lbs of extra crap around with you always.

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  152. answer.... by Malek+the+Damned · · Score: 1

    "Why didn't someone think of this sooner?"

    Because some of us like keeping our nads toasty warm =)

  153. Easy and cheap fix. by mbottrell · · Score: 1

    I have used a laptop for years.

    I carry a tea-towel in my carry bag.
    Fold it in half and sit that on my lap. :)

    It might look damn ugly... but no sortch marks on my silk pants! :)

  154. Best way by unwiredmatt · · Score: 1

    The best way to keep heat off your lap is another laptop

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  155. Ventilated Seat Cushion by gballing · · Score: 1
    At home I use a $10 ventilated seat cushion from the local autoparts store. I figure the open weave allows air to circulate past the hot bottom of the laptop, so it is good for me and good for the laptop. Unfortunately it is too big for air travel but it does double duty when I'm driving. :)

    The cheapest alternative I've seen is simply a piece of heavy cardboard folded over once or twice. --GregB

  156. what i use. by xmorg · · Score: 1

    I currently use a plyboard slab about 3/4 inch thick.

  157. dispell logic with marketing? you must have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pointy hair

  158. Well.... by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 1
    Intuitively you seem right, but materials science disagrees with you a little.

    Cast iron, in fact, is a very poor conductor. I'm sure a hot gas burner heats your pan very quickly, but the conductivity of cast iron is only about a third that of aluminum, and an eighth of copper. Copper remains a superior conductor in every way, but like you, I reserve it for egg whites (or occassionally a good sauce). I hate cleaning it. That all-clad copper core is tempting, though...

    But I digress. There is yet another major material thermal characteristic: heat capacity. The amount of heat it takes to raise the temperature of a material per unit mass. As you've suggested, iron has decent heat capacity, and is very dense, and a poor conductor, so it holds its heat for a long time. But there are extremely dense materials (tungsten comes to mind, it's more dense than lead) that have very poor thermal capacity. In fact, given equal *weights* of aluminum and cast iron, I think the aluminum would actually hold more heat, but it would still disapate it much more quickly through convection.

    So I believe you're half right -- density does affect total thermal capacity, it's just that it does not completely dictate it.

  159. Get a Mac by csguy314 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, my iBook is never too hot for me to rest on my lap. The only time it heated up substantially was when I tried to play a DVD on it. Even then it comes nowhere close to the heat generation of my sister's or dad's laptops.
    I'm no Mac zealot, and I'd never buy a Mac desktop, but they just do laptops right...

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  160. How is that different from a lapdesk? by kbahey · · Score: 1

    I have been using laptops regularly (almost exclusively) since 1995.

    After getting my left thigh burned (good that it was not something else like that other guy), I decided to try the lapdesks.

    I have used NCR Globalyst (made by NEC), various Toshibas, and IBM Thinkpads.

    The Toshibas heat up like heck. My brother's Compaq is even hotter.

    The lapdesks are a piece of wood with a rim, and on the underneath, there is a "bag" filled with styrofoam beans.

    Works well. Never had a problem with the heat.

    So, this is not very new or anything. Maybe more high tech, but not a break through in functionality.

  161. Good pair of jeans... by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

    Why didn't someone think of this sooner?

    They did... get a good pair of jeans.

    My VAIO really only gets hot when it is charging, and I usually charge it over night, so that's not an issue.

    How hot do other people's machines get? FWIW, I'm typing this right now with my laptop sitting on my bare legs. (I'm wearing shorts, perv!) It can get a bit warm when it's charging, but never so hot that I'm compelled to get it off of me.

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  162. Re:why didn't *they* think of it before? by ProKras · · Score: 1

    The problem is that most people smart enough to put a board between their nuts and their hot laptop don't immediately realize there are a lot of people who aren't, or that these folks would make a great market for such a product.

  163. Keep your Laptop and Lap cool with water! by ShimmyShimmy · · Score: 1

    Instructions:

    1. Fill bathtub with water
    2. Get in bathtub
    3. Make sure laptop is plugged into A/C outlet
    4. Put laptop on lap.

    Water will remain cool enough to cool laptop and lap, but be warm enough for comfortable bath water.

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  164. ...and this is GOOD design? by instarx · · Score: 1

    I RTFM for my new Powerbook, and it specifically states that towels, pillows, blankets and other soft squishy things interfere with the intake ports on the bottom corners of the machine, causing it to possibly overheat.

    I don't want to get a flame war going, but what happened to all that superior design and engineering that is supposed to come from Apple? Designing a laptop where the maker knows it will get hot enough to burn the user AND putting the vents on the bottom of the case where they will be blocked if the user tries to keep from getting burned by using insulation seems to be monumentally bad design to me.

  165. KISS! Just use a dang oven-mitt thingie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Come on, people, this is a problem that goes back to the discovery of fire. Even the naked people in National Geographic know to put a piece of bark between their skin and a hot gourd.

    You know that thing in your kitchen with strawberries on it, that you put on the dinner table, under a pan of lasagna? Get a similar device at Big-Lots and stick it under yer laptop. Cost: $1.29

    Duh!

  166. Heat Soak, not Heat Sink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is the thing most people seem to be missing: Most desks do not dissapate heat very well.

    I can leave my laptop on my desk for hours and the area directly underneath its hot spots are scorching hot (due to radiatiant or direct-contact heat transfer on parts like the battery door), but just a few centimeters outside this area, it is dead cold.

    Your laptop can only tranfer heat to your desk at the rate at which the desk can dissapate it. And I would dare say that the amount of heat the average desk can dissapate is neglidgable.

  167. Re:!=, was Re:Chillow + Laptop = Blowdryer + Batht by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

    I know of lots of Toshibas that ran on straight AC. Not sure about their recent ones though.

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