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  1. Gee whiz on US Navy's High-Resolution Radar Can See Individual Raindrops In a Storm · · Score: -1, Funny

    So instead of gazing at their navel the Navy can gaze at raindrops

  2. meddle with nature and suffer the concequences on Cyanide-Producing GM Grass Linked To Texas Cattle Deaths · · Score: -1

    This is a big nail in the coffin of GM producers

  3. Re:companies don't "make" stuff anymore on Will Microsoft Extend Surface Model And Manufacture Windows Phones? · · Score: 0, Funny

    Pity Microsoft didn't outsource its software then perhaps they would have a better OS

  4. Dark matter is easy to see on Missing Matter, Parallel Universes? · · Score: 0

    Just turn on the light!

  5. to power a mini meth lab and especially effective when running away from the cops

  6. Yammer on Microsoft To Buy Yammer? · · Score: 0

    Buy it, go public at vastly inflated price (ala facebook) clean up (ala Zuckerberg)

  7. correction on Honoring Alan Turing, "Father of Computer Science" · · Score: -1

    I wonder if they'll mention his persecution by the British government for being gay. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_turing#Conviction_for_indecency How we reward our heroes in this world...

    incorrect usage of 'Gay' you should have written "persecution by the British government for being A gay"

  8. wear a mask on Intel To Launch TV Service With Facial Recognition By End of the Year · · Score: 2, Insightful

    3d print your fathers face and kids will see adult content

  9. Re:or you could just... on The Next Arms Race: Cyberweapons · · Score: 1

    Macs. Everyone must use Facebook, and own a Mac. Check out the number of Macs prominently displayed in the latest movies.

    it's called product placement, the cigarette industry have been paying movies to show people smoking for 50 years.

  10. Re:schizophrenia on The Link Between Genius and Insanity · · Score: 0

    How do the two of you feel about split personality disorder? Do the voices tell you it doesn't exist?

    No one is busy telling me how smart I am and the other one is telling me to kill the smart arse.

  11. Re:schizophrenia on The Link Between Genius and Insanity · · Score: -1

    And neither of you know that schizophrenia and split personality disorder aren't actually the same thing.

    you are right it was the voices in my head that made me write it

  12. schizophrenia on The Link Between Genius and Insanity · · Score: 0, Funny

    one of me believes in it, the other one thinks it is a myth.

  13. Of course on Fox News Ties 'Flame' Malware To Angry Birds · · Score: -1

    fox news is dumbed down to match its audience. So Americans why not get your news from somewhere else like http://www.theonion.com/ its dumbed down and twisted

  14. I'll wait on Windows 8 Release Preview Now Available To Download · · Score: 1

    for service pack two, then it might be worth investigating

  15. categorise him on Twitter Bomb Joke Case Rolls Back Into UK Courts · · Score: 1

    you could say that this guy was a real TWIT. Or you could categorise him as an idealist attempting to create a legal precedent for twits.

  16. Re:old news on Autonomous Road Train Project Completes First Public Road Test · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah? How are you getting the cars in behind to drive themselves?

    They don't need to drive themselves, they get pulled along therefore saving fuel.

  17. old news on Autonomous Road Train Project Completes First Public Road Test · · Score: 1

    We have had road trains here in OZ for many years http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_train Passing one is virtually impossible as the amount of air they drag along with them will either push you sideways or you get sucked under their wheels, I expect a close convoy of cars would have a similar drag effect.

  18. won't matter on Jaguar and Land Rover Angle For Production In China · · Score: 1

    As long as they stick some imitation wood-grain on the dash the snobs will still buy them1

  19. another password revealed on Your Passwords Don't Suck — It's Your Policies · · Score: 5, Funny

    A white jacketed southern gentlemen's password is "This secret spice makes shit taste like chicken"

  20. Re:A Real Shame What The UK Has Become. on UK Police Roll Out On-the-Spot Mobile Data Extraction System · · Score: 0

    Poms love to be on their knees due to their public school education where all newcomers are ""Fags" and subject to bastardisation.

  21. Re:Could you write this in Non-Australian? on GAME Australia Now Also In Administration · · Score: 2

    Translating from OZ to Yank speak is easy. take out the U's so colour becomes color and switch S's with Z's so organisation becomes organization. Just imagine you are writing with a mock East German accent. Oh and you will have to dumb it down so they can comprehend it!

  22. Re:Boomerangs. It's Australia. on Aussie Police Consider Using Automated Spy Drones · · Score: 1

    what do Australians call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

  23. Soo small on Vesta Is a Baby Planet, Not an Asteroid · · Score: 1

    Vesta must be small if it fits into a Vesta case http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesta_case

  24. cheaper solution on Anti-WiFi Wallpaper Available Next Year · · Score: 1

    I just roll a big rock in front of my cave, blocks everything even stops the Neanderthals next door from borrowing a cup of sugar.

  25. moove on The Patent Mafia and What You Can Do To Break It Up · · Score: 1

    Transfer your entities to my Planet where lawyers are shot on sight, all digital media is free, monogomy is outlawed and drinking to excess is mandatory. Bring cash!