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  1. Re:oh, man. Prepare for another round. on Court: FTC Can Punish Companies With Sloppy Cybersecurity · · Score: 1

    These 300$/hr billing rate guys have never logged into anything

    You can be sure they haven't logged into their Madison Ashley account lately!

  2. I knew OS/2 was doomed on Windows 95 Turns 20 · · Score: 1

    At the time I was running OS/2. Microsoft announced it would release it's next OS by the end of the year (1995), figured that gave IBM a year to get their act together. Went to Comdex an Jan/95, headed straight to the IBM booth, and started asking OS/2 questions. Nobody in the booth knew what OS/2 was. That's when I knew OS/2 was the walking dead.

    I found it ironic OS/2 ran more legacy apps that Win95 did. I found it maddening that of the apps that didn't run under Win95, Microsoft had an equivalent offering that did. How many word processors and spreadsheets didn't work on Win95 but ran fine on OS/2?

  3. Soooo, hit all the pads on Cheap Thermal Imagers Can Steal User PINs · · Score: 2

    Enter your pin, then hit 1-0 on the keypad. Problem solved. I've actually been doing that for a couple years now, don't remember why.

  4. Left the first 2-3 times on Ask Slashdot: Do You Press "6" Key With Right Or Left Hand? · · Score: 1

    then I look at the keyboard and hit it with my right index finger.

    The '6' key is the one key I, as a touch typist, fark up well over half the time.

  5. Finally on Gamers Are Fans of Games, Not Genres · · Score: 1

    someone speaks the obvious. I prefer RTS and FPS games, but I'll play anything that's good.

  6. Re:Really, is it that difficult.... on More Ashley Madison Files Published · · Score: 4, Funny

    just tell them that they want to sleep with somebody else?

    Don't think my SO would care if I slept with somebody else. It's the stuff we do while awake that bothers her.

  7. It's not clear they ran out of RAM on Air Traffic Snafu: FAA System Runs Out of Memory · · Score: 1

    From the way it reads the system could have allowed for, say, 256 spiffy windows. If they weren't getting deleted as expected they could have drained that pool of spiffy windows no matter how much RAM they had.

  8. I need wires on Google Announces a Router: OnHub · · Score: 1

    My PS3 is wired to my router. Why? Because I play CoD and need the lowest possible latency. I've written several wireless drivers, their specs assume you will lose a significant number of packets and seamlessly work around the missing packets. I'm guessing I gain at least 10% by using wired ethernet instead of my wifi link.

    My NAS is also on the wire. Never instrumented it, but seems to me that if I'm transferring data to/from my NAS then it's better for half the traffic to be over the air, the other half over the wire.

  9. Re:Stupid people on Ecuador Declares State of Emergency Over Volcano · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, recent story about how Amazon is a crappy place to work. Microsoft has been a crappy company for 20-30 years. Both based in Seattle.

    Question: Is the country better or worse off if Mt Rainier blows?

    / if this doesn't get moderated troll I'm either disappointed, or I've tapped into something ala Trump.

  10. They've got my vote on Wikipedia Founder Jimmy Wales Is Now Chairing Lessig's Presidential Bid · · Score: 1

    headline says it all

  11. I've got his first book on XKCD Author's New Unpublished Book Becomes Scientific Best-Seller · · Score: 1

    who's title I'm too lazy to look up. It is fricken awesome, well worth the $20.

    / Not Randall
    // Don't even know him
    /// Just enjoyed his book

  12. I don't have an MBA but on Cheap, 3D-Printed Stethoscope Challenges Top-of-the-Line Model · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I suspect that $0.30 cost is just the materials used in making it. Add in design costs, buying the machine, hiring people to watch over the machines, HR, accounting, sales, and support, that stethoscope can easily cost a full $3.00.

  13. Just what I need on Printing Flexible Lithium-Ion Batteries · · Score: 2

    More devices with batteries that either can't be replaced, or by the time they wear out replacements are no longer available.

  14. Re:E-Vent on Sending Angry Emails Just Makes You Angrier · · Score: 1

    When I think I'm writing one of these I cc DONT_SEND. Then if I send it I get an 'invalid recipient' error and I get to think about it some more.

  15. Re:A comparison would be good on Continued Cord Cutting Hits the Pay TV Business Hard · · Score: 1

    I did this a couple months ago with Uverse. What happened?

    1) Turns out I have to swap out my equipment because I cancelled and am now a "new customer"
    1a) You can't carry over recorded shows from one DVR to the next. This is sorta expected even though it's stupid.
    1b) You can't carry over your list of what to record from one DVR to the next. This is beyond stupid, especially as Uverse obsoletes their DVRs regularly.
    2) Guy shows up to swap out my equipment, unplugs everything, says he has to go outside to check a line issue. He never comes back.
    3) Guy had given me a card with both his and his boss' text number. Texted him to say don't come back, texted his boss with a WTF
    4) Next day I've got one of their best installers installing stuff.
    4a) Also get one of their best outdoor wiring guys to look into my connection issues
    4b) They upgrade me to the latest and greatest, which uses my phone line instead of coax.
    4c) The boss shows up to make sure everything is going well.
    4d) Boss waives the $100 installation fee.
    4e) All told, I had 2 guys here for about 6 hours changing wiring and doing stuff outside
    5) 4 weeks later I go to pay my bill. I owe $4. Whoopie!
    5a) 4 weeks later I go to pay my bill. I owe $0. Um, hmmm
    5b) 2 weeks later I check my bill, it says my account has been cancelled. Uh oh.
    5c) Call Uverse, turns out I have a new login that nobody told me about. I owe $250 or so, past due over 30 days. crap.

    The upshot? I've got pretty good TV for under $100/month. The downside? The UVerse DVR has some stupid ass bugs, the top 3-4 levels of their QA department need to be fired for either incompetence or negligence, and the lower tiers need training in either how to recognize stupid ass bugs, or how to raise the issue with upper management when they're found.

  16. 2 words: Suh - Weet! on Chemical Treatment Transforms Skin Cells Into Neurons · · Score: 1

    Now I can put all that extra skin around my gut to good use! Us fatties will be the smartest people in the room. Bwahahaha!!!!

  17. 2 of the biggest WTF on Lessons From Your Toughest Software Bugs · · Score: 1

    Neither of these was hard to diagnose. First was back in the 80s, when automated circuit board assembly was new. Got a batch of boards that didn't work. Turns out somebody had loaded capacitors where resisters should have gone, all our RAM lines had capacitors instead of pullups on them. Whoops.

    Then about 10 years ago we get an ASIC from the fab. The clock was all over the place, you could hook a scope up to it and watch it vary from, say, 10 MHZ to 500 MHZ. Turns out that, after running a suite of tests on the VHDL before sending the VHDL to the fab, one of the hardware guys forgot to turn his DEBUG switch to OFF. This left a diode in the phase locked loop that prevented the loop from locking. That was a million dollar mistake that also caused a 6 week schedule slip.

  18. My best bugs weren't mine on Lessons From Your Toughest Software Bugs · · Score: 2

    For about 10 years I was a troubleshooter, they'd assign me something to work on and then interrupt me for a big ass bug.

    First big bug? Linux system would crash after about a week. Diagnosis? When it crashed it was out of FDs. Turns out a kernel resource was opening a file, exiting, and never closing the fd. Time to find? About a week. Time to diagnose? About a minute. Time to fix? About 10 minutes.

    How did I find it? Waiting until it died, did some built in command to see WTF happened, looked at the source code, fixed.

    Second big bug. System would reboot randomly within an hour to a week due to a watchdog timer firing. Even had a "magic" laptop that made it crash more often. Diagnosis? When you read from a register the chip would sometimes hang. Time to diagnose? About a month, most of that waiting for the damned system to crash. Didn't help I only had 1 JTAG, I couldn't do anything else while waiting for the sytem to crash. I spent a lot of time looking for interesting websites during that month. Time to fix? For me, about 30 seconds. It was a system status register, nobody cared except the hardware folks, I quit reading it. For the hardware folks? Don't know, don't care.

    How did I find it? It was a cellphone. When it restarted JTAG was initialized at the reboot point. I found the point in software that initialized the memory controller. As the system never lost power memory was intact. Found the process crashing. Then I created an in-memory array. As the code progressed I updated this in-memory array, stuff like "code does something, I put 0x10 into my array. Code does something else, 0x20 into my array". After a couple days of "it's just reading a register, I messed up somewhere" I finally concluded "reading this register causes it to crash about 1 time in 10,000"

    Third big bug? Cellphone base station. Card handled 3 T1 lines, did the analog/digital and digital/analog muxing for each call. Cells would randomly drop out after a day or so, they didn't come back until you rebooted the system. It's a base station, you never reboot the system. After about 3 months of this I got asked to look into it. I'm like, dafuq? It's a DSP issue, I don't know jack about DSP, I'm screwed. Honestly, I had no idea how to even approach this problem.

    The fix? I was telling myself how screwed I was, and I'd never get a raise, and generally killing time reading the docs. Found a library call that said "do not call this during an ISR". It was being called from an ISR. Sent email to the DSP folks asking them to comment out that line, they did and sent me the binary blob to load onto the card. I did, problem went away.

  19. He's accessing vons.com with Chrome and Adblock +, Privacy Badger, and Scriptblock. He's obviously a Chinese terrorist subverting our capitalist ways, reformat his hard drive!

  20. I'm getting a kick on Soylent 2.0 Comes Bottled and Ready To Drink · · Score: 1

    Got 1 lb lamb loin chops marinating with garlic, rosemary, thyme, and salt in my microwave right now (I have a cat, it's either the fridge or the microwave). A potato is in the oven, I gots my mint jelly, butter, and sour cream, and I'll laugh through mouthfulls of tastyness at the Soylent drinking hipsters.

  21. Re:Thought Experiment on Answering Elon Musk On the Dangers of Artificial Intelligence · · Score: 1

    D) Make a female AI so you can reproduce without the apes noticing.

  22. Re:Obvious deflection. on Answering Elon Musk On the Dangers of Artificial Intelligence · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One has to wonder. How would the public react if, say, the Mexican government used a drone to kill a global criminal in Los Angeles. Even better, what if they also took out 2 innocent fathers, 1 mother, and 3 kids while killing the bad guy?
    I'm going out on a limb here, but I'll bet the American public would react a whole lot differently than they do when an American drone takes out 1 maybe-terrorist + a wedding party in Pakistan.

  23. I'm gonna make a WAG on Samsung Woos Developers As It Eyes Tizen Expansion Beyond Smartphones · · Score: 1

    They don't want to be dependant on Google for a large part of their revenue.

  24. Re:The only intuitive interface is the nipple on The Weird History of the Microsoft Windows Start Button · · Score: 1

    Are you suggesting I suck at Bill Gate's teat, Ballmer's, or the new guy's?

    Frankly, if it's any of the above I'll switch to Linux in a heartbeat.

  25. Re:It seemed too good to be true... on A Naysayer's Take On Windows 10: Potential Privacy Mess, and Worse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linux: Stoner who hangs out under the bleachers during breaks. Nice guy, a bit odd, muttering about demons and reaping children between bouts of screaming at the sky about something called system dee. Gives you the most gifts, though most are clearly hand made.