Too bad there isn't a good price on tin-foil for your hat. Yes, poor countries are soooo rich by-the-way. Ever been to one? I suggest Equitorial Guinea....
I was offered a 6 figure job (well, 100000USD and that ain't shit in Boston) to do Location Based Services at a Boston area firm the other day. I turned it down because I want out of IT so bad I can taste it. Their PHB was flabbergasted. When I went down the laundry list of why IT sucks (1. users. 2. users. 3. clients 4. Management, and so forth and so on), his employees who were standing there started nodding in agreement. He was truly dumbfounded that these guys he was paying OK money too were sick of working at his reasonably successful company. One guy hadn't gone on holiday in 4 years. Another had a peptic ulcer (he was the sales engineering lead). And their coding lead ( a woman ) was at the ass-end of a messy divorce. Needless to say, they were all envious of my position as a poor grad student who just wants to teach undergrad classes and do a little research before opening a coffee shop when I retire. Fuck IT.
The 'Taxi Driver' NYC of your imagination is long gone what with Herr Giuliani and Gauleiter Dinkins cleaning Manhattan up. I just got back from NY and was not once panhandled or approached by a hooker or crackhead selling shit. Sure, it was cold, but that never stopped them in the past.
Good luck getting a work permit. And where do you get this "shortage of skilled IT workers" horseshit? Contrary to what USAians think, IT is not rocket-science. It is a tech job. Education for IT jobs is way more available than you think in the EU and promoted as an alternative to the overburdened University systems.
Does this mean that Ballmer is in line for gender reassignment? What does Bill say? Will they be able to work so closely after Ballmer goes under the knife? Will he be moving to Colorado?
America's first true self-service grocery store, was founded in Memphis, Tennessee in 1916 by Clarence Saunders. In grocery stores of that time, shoppers presented their orders to clerks who gathered the goods from the store shelves. Saunders, a flamboyant and innovative man, noticed this method resulted in wasted time and man hours, so he came up with an unheard-of solution that would revolutionize the entire grocery industry: he developed a way for shoppers to serve themselves
As I said above: Guinness is partially owned by A-B and has had a long-term marketing partnership with Bud. Example: the Irish Derby is sponsored by Bud.
Why would you drink Bud anyway? What a shitty beer. For all you non-USAians, contrary to popular belief, there are excellent beers in the States. Only Sheeple drink A-B and SAB (Miller) products. Disclamer: my father was a 25-year employee at Miller as a plant manager, and I grew up drinking Miller products. They are awful. I don't care if it paid the wages and for college. Man, is Miller Lite an abomination....
Something tells me that if people were to actually expand their horizons on the beer front, they would discover the Sierra Nevadas, Shiners and such that have nationwide markets and comprable pricing to Bud ($9 a 12-er compared to $11 a 12-er for Shiner). Guess what? These are small companies (relative to A-B) who are not going to fool with BudNETing your habit.
BEER: The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems -- HJS.
I was surprised to see CowboyNeal as the poster.If it were Taco or Timothy, I would assume that this is a dupe. This is more Michael's style. Post a troll article. Comment in the discussion. Mod dissent down. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
btw, if you've got a good way to rebut this that doesn't include fuck or asshole, I'm all ears biatches...:)
Listen here, you jerkoff, if dumb sunsabitches like you are willing to get your ass kicked by a bunch of steroid freak sheriff's deputies, go right ahead. As for me, I'll just run like a raped ape.
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Personally, I am a nice apricot color, but in the summer I am a more walnut with rose overtones.
Too bad there isn't a good price on tin-foil for your hat. Yes, poor countries are soooo rich by-the-way. Ever been to one? I suggest Equitorial Guinea....
I was offered a 6 figure job (well, 100000USD and that ain't shit in Boston) to do Location Based Services at a Boston area firm the other day. I turned it down because I want out of IT so bad I can taste it. Their PHB was flabbergasted. When I went down the laundry list of why IT sucks (1. users. 2. users. 3. clients 4. Management, and so forth and so on), his employees who were standing there started nodding in agreement. He was truly dumbfounded that these guys he was paying OK money too were sick of working at his reasonably successful company. One guy hadn't gone on holiday in 4 years. Another had a peptic ulcer (he was the sales engineering lead). And their coding lead ( a woman ) was at the ass-end of a messy divorce. Needless to say, they were all envious of my position as a poor grad student who just wants to teach undergrad classes and do a little research before opening a coffee shop when I retire. Fuck IT.
The 'Taxi Driver' NYC of your imagination is long gone what with Herr Giuliani and Gauleiter Dinkins cleaning Manhattan up. I just got back from NY and was not once panhandled or approached by a hooker or crackhead selling shit. Sure, it was cold, but that never stopped them in the past.
How about moving to some country in Europe?
Good luck getting a work permit. And where do you get this "shortage of skilled IT workers" horseshit? Contrary to what USAians think, IT is not rocket-science. It is a tech job. Education for IT jobs is way more available than you think in the EU and promoted as an alternative to the overburdened University systems.
I recently purchased an IBM Thinkpad 600e from ebay for real cheap.
You lost me with this statement. You can't get a cheap laptop on EBay. Do trolls even try anymore?
And just as I started to lose faith in trolls....
That's enough to make one want to kill.
Harvey Keitel's scene in the "Bad Lieutenant" where he pulls the two Jersey girls over and "interrogates" them.
If only to send a STFU to Fundos who deny evolution, etc. Of course, they think this is all being transmitted from a sound stage in Burbank.
And how to I obtain one?
Does this mean that Ballmer is in line for gender reassignment? What does Bill say? Will they be able to work so closely after Ballmer goes under the knife? Will he be moving to Colorado?
Rotate images arbitrary values....
All of that high-end equipment and no one knows how to focus a camera? Even a digital Camera?
Eh, it is available all over the South. The rest of you fuckers can just suffer with Yuengling, Saranac and such. ;-)
America's first true self-service grocery store, was founded in Memphis, Tennessee in 1916 by Clarence Saunders. In grocery stores of that time, shoppers presented their orders to clerks who gathered the goods from the store shelves. Saunders, a flamboyant and innovative man, noticed this method resulted in wasted time and man hours, so he came up with an unheard-of solution that would revolutionize the entire grocery industry: he developed a way for shoppers to serve themselves
So WALMART is their fault!
As I said above: Guinness is partially owned by A-B and has had a long-term marketing partnership with Bud. Example: the Irish Derby is sponsored by Bud.
Guess what? Guinness is partially owned by A-B and has had a long standing marketing partnership with Bud.
Why would you drink Bud anyway? What a shitty beer. For all you non-USAians, contrary to popular belief, there are excellent beers in the States. Only Sheeple drink A-B and SAB (Miller) products. Disclamer: my father was a 25-year employee at Miller as a plant manager, and I grew up drinking Miller products. They are awful. I don't care if it paid the wages and for college. Man, is Miller Lite an abomination....
Something tells me that if people were to actually expand their horizons on the beer front, they would discover the Sierra Nevadas, Shiners and such that have nationwide markets and comprable pricing to Bud ($9 a 12-er compared to $11 a 12-er for Shiner). Guess what? These are small companies (relative to A-B) who are not going to fool with BudNETing your habit.
BEER: The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems -- HJS.
I was surprised to see CowboyNeal as the poster.If it were Taco or Timothy, I would assume that this is a dupe. This is more Michael's style. Post a troll article. Comment in the discussion. Mod dissent down. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Fun stuff!
It is all part of a strategy. No, self-respecting Top would want to make a bitch out of a drunk, bleeding, 275lb, sweaty UnixBeard.
btw, if you've got a good way to rebut this that doesn't include fuck or asshole, I'm all ears biatches...:)
Listen here, you jerkoff, if dumb sunsabitches like you are willing to get your ass kicked by a bunch of steroid freak sheriff's deputies, go right ahead. As for me, I'll just run like a raped ape.
If that sucker can output it's own code and send and e-mail too then, AND ONLY THEN, is it a true perl program.
You are a fucking jerk. No. Even a fucking jerk knows that $_ is the current file being read. I bet you do things like this:
print "Foo\n";
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg. Let me add you to my killfile, you nonce.