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Move Over Karaoke...Hello Movieoke

cb8100 writes "Fox News is reporting about a new bar game called "Movieoke" in which participants act out scenes from their favorite movies -- karaoke style." Totally not a surprising development, but I imagine this can be quite fun. Or quite terrible depending on who's "Playing".

286 comments

  1. Movieoke craze already sweeping Canada by frenetic3 · · Score: 4, Funny
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    1. Re:Movieoke craze already sweeping Canada by Lane.exe · · Score: 3, Funny
      But this is a *new* craze and that is an *old* joke.

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    2. Re:Movieoke craze already sweeping Canada by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's sweeping Oklahoma also. It's called "oke-dokey"

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    3. Re:Movieoke craze already sweeping Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In Soviet Russia, the shame is in classics.

      See? Told you.

    4. Re:Movieoke craze already sweeping Canada by Randolpho · · Score: 4, Insightful

      New craze? I dunno... I remember doing Movieoke down in front of The Rocky Horror Picture Show showings...

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    5. Re:Movieoke craze already sweeping Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about?

      Mr Burns says: "Why, that kids the fattest thing I've seen and I've been on safari."

    6. Re:Movieoke craze already sweeping Canada by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Can't stop laughing, you couldn't even pay for stuff like this, comedy gold!

    7. Re:Movieoke craze already sweeping Canada by sadomikeyism · · Score: 1

      I hear there's this new craze sweeping the corporate world of looters and con men acting like executives, called CEO-okie...

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    8. Re:Movieoke craze already sweeping Canada by mansa · · Score: 1

      Reloaded! :)

  2. Tip for bad actors by YanceyAI · · Score: 5, Funny

    Always take the Keanu role. You'll look like a genius!

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    1. Re:Tip for bad actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy a dictionary, genius.

    2. Re:Tip for bad actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Buy a dictionary, genius .

      It's genious. Learn to spell, idiot.

      You're a real genious!

      LOL!

    3. Re:Tip for bad actors by double-oh+three · · Score: 1

      Since I KNOW you're gonna be reciting the lines from memory, no, you won't.

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    4. Re:Tip for bad actors by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

      And it's an easy script to remember:

      "Whoa."

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    5. Re:Tip for bad actors by StuWho · · Score: 1
      Better off doing a porno, and always play the part of the man with the handlebar moustache. The TV Repairman who visits the horny housewife in order to "fix all your problems with my big tool.".

      I'm warming up my grunting muscles in anticipation.

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    6. Re:Tip for bad actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is America we can spell any way we want... Can't we?

    7. Re:Tip for bad actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Whoo!"

    8. Re:Tip for bad actors by neuraloverload · · Score: 2, Funny

      use the star trek movies and always use the shatner "khaaaaannnnnnn!". you'll kill every time. ;)

    9. Re:Tip for bad actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dyslexia is the result of the english language. we actually have archaic spellings that make more sense. i don't understand the trend. for example, "rime" predates "rhyme", but this nun with a burning hot metal ruler stick keeping beating me if i spell it "rime".

    10. Re:Tip for bad actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's genious . Learn to spell, idiot.

      You're a real genious!

      Keanu? You didn't need to get so offended. Your acting does suck, after all.

    11. Re:Tip for bad actors by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Dat is vhy they call me, I am ein expert!

    12. Re:Tip for bad actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um actually it is spelt genius

    13. Re:Tip for bad actors by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1
      Umm, no, no it's not.

      Genious
      Genius

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  3. Doesn't sound that origonal by HappyCitizen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does it really deserve its own name? I mean people have been doing this for ages. They think of a scene and just act it out. Its great fun, but movioke is going a little to far...

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    1. Re:Doesn't sound that origonal by k2dbk · · Score: 5, Funny
      Sure it needs its own name. Think about it: You're wandering down the street, you pass the first bar, which has a sign in the window that says "Now featuring that thing where you act out a movie in front of a green screen and make a fool out of yourself" and keep walking. You pass the second bar where it says "Movioke!" and run inside.

      It's all about marketing.

    2. Re:Doesn't sound that origonal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't sound that origonal

      But it is original.

    3. Re:Doesn't sound that origonal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Something tells me you are the guy that is always annoying people at parties by trying to act out Frodo and Gollum fighting over the ring on Volcano mountain...

    4. Re:Doesn't sound that origonal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something tells me you are the guy that is always annoying people at parties by trying to act out Frodo and Gollum fighting over the ring on Volcano mountain... Ummm, that would be a total dork/loser. Those people don't get into parties in the first place. Must just be you, living in the basement, dreaming about getting into a party to annoy people. Maybe one day, Dork-o!!!

    5. Re:Doesn't sound that origonal by rynix · · Score: 1

      Wow you must go to great parties......errr wait a minute....let me guess.....all guys.

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    6. Re:Doesn't sound that origonal by rynix · · Score: 1

      I don't know how you got excited out of my last statment but no I am not. As well I was not inferring that the poster was gay just that one of those lame parties where it was just a bunch of guys.

      Thanks for the great conversation Mr. Anonymous Coward. I find you post a lot on Slashdot. Not ready to stand on your own two feet yet ? Maybe one day.

      Until then.

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  4. The actor matters too . . . by shystershep · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, it all depends on the scene, now doesn't it? This, for instance, might be an interesting choice . . .

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    1. Re:The actor matters too . . . by 74nova · · Score: 1

      i, for one, do not wish to see any actors do that. actresses, now thats a different story

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    2. Re:The actor matters too . . . by shystershep · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, I was thinking "actor" in a more gender neutral sense, but . . .

      Gender neutral. Oh, dear god, that's not a mental image I want. Excuse while I go slit my wrists.

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    3. Re:The actor matters too . . . by 74nova · · Score: 1

      yeah, i knew what you meant, it was a joke, hehe. sorry about making you commit suicide, dude. my bad.

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  5. Just what the world needs by ralf1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Another way for drunk people to embarrass themselves.

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    1. Re:Just what the world needs by elviscious · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you mean the dumb drunk people to embarass themselves. Smart drunks just convince their friends how awesome it would be if they were up there doing it.

  6. My wife and I by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    have been doing this for years. We've come up with many creative names for it so the kids don't know what were talking about. I guess we can add movieokie to the list

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    1. Re:My wife and I by jridley · · Score: 1

      I don't think they're talking about pron movies. I mean, re-enacting scenes from those is fun and all, but probably not a good idea in bars. :)

    2. Re:My wife and I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dad...

      Dad?

      Is that you, Dad? :-(

  7. I played movieoke. by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Funny

    I played movieoke once.

    All was well until my friends got too drunk and suggested we perform a scene from "Debbie Does Dallas".

    I have since decided it's not the game for me.

    1. Re:I played movieoke. by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      I take it you got, ummmmm, "stuck" playing Debbie?

      KFG

    2. Re:I played movieoke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>All was well until my friends got too drunk and suggested we perform a scene from "Debbie Does Dallas".
      >>I have since decided it's not the game for me.

      No women in the group, huh?

    3. Re:I played movieoke. by NoseSocks · · Score: 1

      Ahhh Yes.
      Guys night out gone terribly wrong.
      I feel for you, buddy.

    4. Re:I played movieoke. by El · · Score: 1

      You need to find some female friends.

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    5. Re:I played movieoke. by MyoTechie · · Score: 1

      my friends got too drunk and suggested we perform a scene from "Debbie Does Dallas".

      Yeah.... I am not so sure that I would want to see a Slashdot crew reenactment of that! Even good ole Ron J the 'hedgehog' would be more palatable!

    6. Re:I played movieoke. by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      With Slashdolts being computer geeks, I'd say if you're not "palatable" it's probably due to drinking too much coffee.

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    7. Re:I played movieoke. by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      I played movieoke once.

      All was well until my friends got too drunk and suggested we perform a scene from "Debbie Does Dallas".


      Um. I hate to break it to you, but the movie with the line "I bet you can squeal like a pig" isn't actually Debbie Does Dallas.

      But it sure sounds like you have some great "friends".

    8. Re:I played movieoke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All was well until my friends got too drunk and suggested we perform a scene from "Debbie Does Dallas".

      I have since decided it's not the game for me.


      obviously a female

    9. Re:I played movieoke. by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

      Well you should have played Dallas, shouldn't you?

    10. Re:I played movieoke. by Unoti · · Score: 1
      Slashdot Does Dallas, Act 2, Scene 3.

      Enter stage left: A programmer with a keyboard under his arm in full football uniform regalia. Nubile female #23 enters with a CD-ROM.

      Nubile female 23: Does anyone here know how to burn an ISO file?

  8. Beer by netfool · · Score: 1
    "It gets even more fun the more beer you have," he said."

    Reminds me of this obligatory Homer Quote:
    Beer, the solution and cause, to all of lifes problems.

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    1. Re:Beer by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      To correct the above:

      Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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    2. Re:Beer by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      To actually correct the above two posts, its: "To Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

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    3. Re:Beer by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I thought something sounded a bit off on my correction, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. That'll learn me I guess.

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  9. There will be XXX Movieoke, yes? by mbrother · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Seems like this would be a natural in some clubs in the big cities, at least in the days of Plato's. Or is this too scary to contemplate?

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    1. Re:There will be XXX Movieoke, yes? by dang-a-pin · · Score: 0

      I'm sure, but will real people look sillier than the movie or not? (see previous comment about drunk people...)

    2. Re:There will be XXX Movieoke, yes? by MC_Cancer_Pants · · Score: 1

      I've been doing XXX movieoke in bars for years. What's cool is that I won't get arrested this time.

    3. Re:There will be XXX Movieoke, yes? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the one where "Boy meets girl and fucks her" would be a good one to do. I can't remember the name off hand, but I'm sure you've seen it.

    4. Re:There will be XXX Movieoke, yes? by thehink · · Score: 1

      the acting chops of Vin Diesel are beyond most peoples skill, so I wouldn't worry

  10. How d'ya do, I see you've met my faithful handyman by The+I+Shing · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At the risk of being modded Redundant because someone else happens to be typing this at the exact same time that I am, we used to do something like this every weekend at the local showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    Fun!

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  11. Rost in Transration by Kones · · Score: 0

    Wonder how much this film would be done . . .

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    1. Re:Rost in Transration by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you mean to say "Rost in Tlansration". ;-)

  12. Scary by Cpl+Laque · · Score: 1

    What if people start movieokeing there favorite porn movies? What if it is some from slashdot? What is the sound of a bar-room puking?

    1. Re:Scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This reminds me of some fun our year-group once had on a school trip. A small subset of the group were hidden away somewhere, and the rest of us sat in a circle round the middle. In the middle, there would be a boy and a girl embraced in a passionate embrace (but fully clothed). The idea was that one of the people from the "hidden away" group would be brought out and told that the couple in the middle was supposed to be an attempt at a sculpture that represents 'love', and they were asked to make a better attempt. What they did was move the people arround into a better position of love. When they had finished, they were then asked to take the place of the member of their same sex that was in this 'love-sculpture' that they had just created. This was repeated with successive boys and girls.

      Oh my mis-spent youth.

  13. Oh god... by Boing · · Score: 0, Troll
    We'll be drowned in "Obligatory pr0n joke" posts!

    <insert bad "Jaws" imitation>
    We're going to need a bigger boat.

    1. Re:Oh god... by mbrother · · Score: 0, Troll

      Too late, too late... Today in America, it is impossible in a public forum for the obvious to not be stated (whether or not clever, whether or not in good taste). If there was once a chance, Fox News has now removed it for sure.

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  14. Drinking games... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    heh....lots of things are "funny" and "enjoyable" when hammered. This is another one of them.

  15. Well, this would have to be.. by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    less offensive than people not being able to sing. At least here, only one aural facet would be present, bad verbal acting. The rest can be easily ignored. With singing, there are so many facets that assault the ears, from not being able to carry a tune, to false notes, to bad rhythm, to... I know there's more...

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  16. Disney's California Adventure by bravehamster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A couple of years ago I went to Disney's California Adventure with my fiancee. They had this sort of animation adventure house. At one area there was a setup where you could pick a scene from a disney movie and speak the lines as they came up on the screen. It would record your voice and play it back with the recordings synced up to the animation. Pretty fun actually. Mufasa, mufasa, mufasa!

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    1. Re:Disney's California Adventure by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      What do they do if you try to record "alternative" lines that include vulgarities? :-) "Minnie, you beyotch!!1"

      When I was on the Splash Mountain ride, my friend and I took off our shirts, in preparation for the photo finish. Right before we reached the drop, a disembodied voice politely but authoritatively boomed "Please put your shirt on." Those Disney people watching, always watching...

    2. Re:Disney's California Adventure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have that at the American Museum of the Moving Image in New York, too.

  17. Rocky by jargoone · · Score: 1

    Has anyone ever has the misfortune of seeing Rocky Horror Picture Show at a theater? It's this cult thing where people act out the movie. It's horrible. Hopefully this is better than that.

    1. Re:Rocky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you. Unfortuneately, most of the people that hang here think that crap is funny. They are the same people that laugh at a guy with no arms or legs threatening a knight with death.

  18. Role-playing? by eddy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So it's like role-playing but without [most of] the creativity?

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    1. Re:Role-playing? by Grrr · · Score: 1
      Eeeuuuuw.

      -oke is certainly the right suffix, then...

      Coming all too soon:
      • poetroke
      • mimeoke
      • spokeoke
      • dancedancerevoloke

      , etc.

      <grrr>

      <grrr>
  19. Excuse me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Rocky Horror fans have been doing this for 20 years or more.

    Nothing new here.

    Thank you

    1. Re:Excuse me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weirdos.

  20. Nataile Portman by rsmith-mac · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh! Oh! Can I be Anakin Skywalker? Even if I have to lose a hand, it'll be worth it to kiss Nataile Portman. I promiss to even do a bit of improvising, and work in the hot grits.

    1. Re:Nataile Portman by JohnDoe.Slashed · · Score: 0

      And who's gonna play Natalie Portman? How 'bout goatse.cx ...

    2. Re:Nataile Portman by kilocomp · · Score: 1

      I was kinda thinking the "scene" from Wild Things would be a little funner to act out.

    3. Re:Nataile Portman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, I hope the part of natalie portman's character won't be played by your mom.

  21. What we'd actually use it for... by kaden · · Score: 5, Funny

    Early returns indicate top rentals are "Debbie Does Dallas" and "Deep Throat". What, you thought people'd pay money to pretend to be in Star Trek 3?

    1. Re:What we'd actually use it for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      could be way worse than 3... take 5 for instance. the one movie so bad even the Great Bird didn't consider it cannon. Figures shatner directed it.

    2. Re:What we'd actually use it for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, you thought people'd pay money to pretend to be in Star Trek 3?

      Of course not! Now, if you had said an even numbered Star Trek film...

    3. Re:What we'd actually use it for... by identity0 · · Score: 1

      KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

    4. Re:What we'd actually use it for... by istewart · · Score: 1

      "My God, Bones, what have I done?"

    5. Re:What we'd actually use it for... by Quadfreak0 · · Score: 1

      Actually Here in south florida theres a couple of bars that do Porno Karaoke, where people step up on stage and mimic or impromptu all the sounds of pr0n

      Lube not included.

  22. Rocky Horror Picture Show by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1, Redundant

    This is nothing new. But do Movieoke'er bring props?

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  23. riskier fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could try this: http://www.pornaoke.com/

  24. M*A*S*H Did it First by Urantian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the TV show M*A*S*H was the first to do it. They had two episodes in which Movieoke was performed while the camp showed a movie. In one scene, Hawkeye and (I think) Trapper John stood in front of the screen, and acted out a Humphrey Bogart scene. In another, everyone in the camp theater participated in the shoot-out at the OK Corral.

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  25. Drunk games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If all we're looking for is embarassing things to do while drunk, why don't I just piss my pants.

    1. Re:Drunk games by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Or shit them...

    2. Re:Drunk games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I said embarrassing, not disgusting.

    3. Re:Drunk games by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      depends on ones definition i suppose

  26. Please, God.... by switcha · · Score: 4, Funny
    Do NOT offer The Holy Grail.

    This place will turn into a ghost town.

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    1. Re:Please, God.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "old woman"
      "man"
      "man sorry"
      "Im 37"
      "What?!"
      "Im 37, Im not old."
      "Well, I couldnt Just call you 'MAN'"
      "You could of called me 'Dennis'"
      "I didnt know you were called 'Dennis'"
      "Well, you didnt bother to find out, did you?!"

    2. Re:Please, God.... by Jacer · · Score: 1

      Fear not! I'll rush in and save you from the peril!

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    3. Re:Please, God.... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Help, help! I'm being repressed!

    4. Re:Please, God.... by mog007 · · Score: 1

      "1... 2... 5."
      "3 sir."
      "3!"

    5. Re:Please, God.... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Jimbo: Please, Jesus?
      Jesus: Leave me alone.

      Clearly, South Park is the obvious choice for so-called Movieoke (TV-okie would be Hee Haw.)

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    6. Re:Please, God.... by gosand · · Score: 1

      Do NOT offer The Holy Grail.

      This place will turn into a ghost town.


      You say that like it is a bad thing.

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    7. Re:Please, God.... by genmanath · · Score: 1

      We are no longer the Knights Who Read Slashdot...

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    8. Re:Please, God.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot will be empty because the dudes that say that shit will get killed by normal people.

    9. Re:Please, God.... by csteinle · · Score: 1

      Oh my god, it's started.

    10. Re:Please, God.... by Admiral+Burrito · · Score: 1
      Do NOT offer The Holy Grail.

      That could easily end with a bunch of people with armor and swords being arrested. Which would be oddly appropriate, if I remember how that movie ended.

  27. Re:Starwarskid.avi GO OUTSIDE PEOPLE by surreal-maitland · · Score: 1

    don't despair poptix. we'll always have paris . . .

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  28. The next American Idol? by antdude · · Score: 1

    The next thing you know is that Fox will be making movie-theme version for American Idol series with people trying to be actors. I wonder who would be a good judge like Simon Cowell. :P

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    1. Re:The next American Idol? by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Keanu Reeves.

      Those who can, do. Those who can't, judge.

  29. tvokie? by mrbcs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's more fun is making up your own lines. I saw a chick do this at a party once... total improv.. very early in the a.m. some old tv show on and she was hilarious.. doin all the lines.. mind you, we were.. umm.. very stoned.. but that was years ago... ;-)

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  30. This isn't new. by andy666 · · Score: 1

    There was something like it on TV in the 1980s.

  31. Nah by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Karaoke: 3 minutes in the spotlight, while people who don't care about the singing can still dance to the track. If you sing badly, it's good for a laugh or two, if you sing well, you just might impress members of the opposite sex.

    Videoke: 3 minutes in the spotlight while no music plays, so everybody must sit quietly while you and your loser drinking buddy attempt to play Mr. Pink and Mr. White from Resevior Dogs. If you act badly, it's beyond tedious. If you act well, nobody cares.

    I think it's obvious which will still be around in 2 years.

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    1. Re:Nah by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1

      The only problem with that theory is that I've heard enough karaoke in my day to know that almost nobody sings well enough to impress a member of the opposite sex. The best most people can hope for is "well, that wasn't *too* bad".

      Karaoke is lame (IMHO). Videoke? Ugh. Even lamer.

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  32. my question by maxbang · · Score: 1

    Will my participation in this movieoke in anyway harm the income of all the countless hands of people involved in the production of a movie? Jack Valenti teaches me to consider these things. He is old and wise beyond all mortal beings. And he'll probably sue my ass for acting out my dream scene from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

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  33. This could be a good tool... by Vexler · · Score: 1

    ...for actors who were screened out of a role to submit their own acting later on after the movie is out. They can send it to the casting person and say, "See? Stallone doesn't make such a great Terminator. *I* am the Terminator!!!" (Reference to "The Last Action Hero")

  34. Let's do the time warp again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> At the risk of being modded Redundant because someone else happens to be typing this at the exact same time that I am, we used to do something like this every weekend at the local showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    That's exactly what I thought when I saw the article. RHPS was pretty wild for people not expecting flying toast :)

  35. I've participated myself... by ciroknight · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seems to be pretty popular around here for people to try and reinact the most popular scene from the matrix; The one where Neo falls backwards dodging the incoming fire from the agent. It's not too complicated, and can be realitively easy to re-inact given you have the balance nessicary (but of course, you can't keep from hitting the ground as long as he did.. that was movie-magic->time-dilation(); )

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    1. Re:I've participated myself... by loucura! · · Score: 2, Funny

      But have you tried it while someone playing the agent was shooting at you? No? Amateur.

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    2. Re:I've participated myself... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      It's called "tripping over a branch just-in-time while playing Paintball"

  36. We had this years ago... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...It was called "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."

    With that said, please cue up "Wrath of Khan" to the scene where Kirk was on the radio with Ricardo Montebahn...

    "KHAN!!!!!!"

    Oy. I need to find something more productive to do with my afternoons...

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    1. Re:We had this years ago... by lycono · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it "Craptastic?"

  37. Monty Python? by Libertarian_Geek · · Score: 1

    The Holy Grail version. Has suddenly been sold out, this of course corresponding with the Slashdot coverage of the news story.

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  38. Wait, I'm confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what does this have to do with SCO?

  39. Hotel California equivalent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Anyone care to guess what the Movieoke equivalent to "Hotel California"? By that, I mean, a morbidly popular movie scene which is actually a little boring and longwinded even if it's done well.

    My guess: Some horrible Robin Williams improvisation, perhaps from "Good Morning Vietnam"

    1. Re:Hotel California equivalent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No question: the "you talkin' to me?" scene from Taxi Driver.

  40. A Great Movieoke Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Involves films by Charlie Chaplin.

  41. why by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    why are people from all over the world contacting the so-called inventor?

    all you need is a large screen, a dvd player, a mic and speakers, since movies on DVD come with subtitles most of the time.

    unless his system has some sort of highlighting function to signal to the "actors" when each word is spoken, like those karaoke systems?

  42. Already is. by nathan+s · · Score: 1

    If you google this (too tired to suggest any terms) you'll find it. I recall reading articles about this at the end of last summer. Nothing new.

  43. Ofcourse I have no desire to try this out... by GillBates0 · · Score: 1
    Movieoke gives film lovers a chance to emulate their favorite stars, from Robert De Niro to Tom Cruise. Participants just choose a scene they want to perform, then get up on a small stage while the scene is projected onto a screen behind them.

    Considering the fact that I'm boycotting the RIAA and the MPAA. Haven't seen LoTR yet...just read the book. Don't own a CD/DVD player or TV. Watch a few broadcast channels on my PC (TV Tuner card). Haven't bought CDs/DVDs for about a year now (and download only legally free stuff).

    I'm pretty sure that the bar has to pay to obtain permission to play the movie/videos on the screen. Ofcourse, if we vote with our wallet, and don't encourage anything RIAA/MPAA related, they will just fade away.

    Not trolling...every fact in the first paragraph is true...I enjoy the Internet/books much better than other media anyway.

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    1. Re:Ofcourse I have no desire to try this out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I enjoy the Internet/books much better than other media anyway.

      With LoTR, that's no surprise.

  44. I beat my dog by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1

    I enjoyed reading the link in the story about StareMaster much more, instead.

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  45. Date Killers by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Wow, movieoke! Now I can impress her with my knowledge of Monty Python and Star Wars..."

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    1. Re:Date Killers by lyssrose · · Score: 1

      Date killers? Hardly! *smirk*

      --
      "I came here to chew bubble gum & kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum"
    2. Re:Date Killers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      COnversation at the movieoke place:

      Who's the sexy girl?

      THat's the slave-girl Princess Leia.

      And so that must be...

      Yup, Jabba the Hutt.

  46. Mod parent funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the humor might have been to subtle for some, but I loved it...

  47. Jay Sherman Says... by da3dAlus · · Score: 1

    It STINKS!
    This is the worst idea since "Aurthur 6: Revenge of the Liver"

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    1. Re:Jay Sherman Says... by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 1

      No way! This is the worst idea since Greedo shooting first!

  48. Obligatory bad joke by Chagatai · · Score: 4, Funny
    Did you hear about the game where you have to sing about movies with Sooners in them that deal with cooking potatoes?

    It's called movieoke-Okie-gnocchi-karaoke.

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    --Chag
    1. Re:Obligatory bad joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh. my. god.

    2. Re:Obligatory bad joke by BancBoy · · Score: 1

      " Did you hear about the game where you have to sing about movies with Sooners in them that deal with cooking potatoes? It's called movieoke-Okie-gnocchi-karaoke." --- Servo and Crooow would be proud!

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    3. Re:Obligatory bad joke by DrewCapu · · Score: 1

      Okie-dokie arti-chokie.
      Hokey-pokey?
      Super-soakie?
      Wanna-t okie?
      Only jokie.

    4. Re:Obligatory bad joke by spood · · Score: 1

      It's best played in a Florida jail with Disney and Norse gods.

      Movieoke-Okie-gnocchi-Okefenokee-pokey-Mononoke- Lo ki-karaoke.

      *Whew*

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  49. I think this sounds soo great. by GonzoTech · · Score: 1
    This would be a lot of fun for some people. I don't see any problems with it.. so I say bring it on.

    Roy O'Bannon will not go down quietly. You hear that, England? Throw anything you've got at me! Your lousy weather! Your perverted killers! Your Spotted Dick!

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  50. Hysterically funny vs tragically dreadful by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is purely a function of the number of pint glasses on your table.

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    1. Re:Hysterically funny vs tragically dreadful by way2slo · · Score: 1

      Revised: Is purely a function of the number of empty pint glasses on your table.

  51. Stupidest. Troll. Ever. (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No frickin' text.

    1. Re:Stupidest. Troll. Ever. (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your mom!

      LOL

    2. Re:Stupidest. Troll. Ever. (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad part is he actually thought that was somehow funny. WTF?

      Note the spelling correction

  52. What about Rocky Horror? by thomkt · · Score: 1

    Haven't they heard of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? The outcasts of society have been doing to movies for years, but now it's the "in thing" and the geeks (freaks?) who started won't get the credit.

    I guess nothing changes.

    Now you can mod me down for being redundant.

  53. Fahrenheit 451 by linuxwrangler · · Score: 1

    Oh great. We've taken one more step toward the "parlor room" from Fahrenheit 451.

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  54. Aw G'wan, you wet blanket by ackthpt · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Does it really deserve its own name? I mean people have been doing this for ages. They think of a scene and just act it out. Its great fun, but movioke is going a little to far...

    For something to catch on it needs an identifiable label, and slapping 'Movie-oke' on it will inform Mr. and Ms. Ignorant Masses that there's a new trend in fun and lively entertainment to follow. Just remember to wear a mack if someone's doing John Belushi from Animal House.

    "What am I now?"

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  55. Wayne's World by H8X55 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wayne's World has that great scene where Wayne, trying out the vintage Fender Stratocaster is stopped abruptly by the clerk, who points to the "No Stairway to Heaven" sign.

    "What?! No Stairway?!? Denied!"

    The idea is this song is so vastly performed by everyone trying their hand on a new axe, it's become redundant and painful for the guitar shop employees.

    I can already see a "No Jerry McGuire" sign in countless movieoke bars.

    "But you had me at hello!"

    1. Re:Wayne's World by RailGunner · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You know, it's beyond the point where you can impress anyone playing Stairway to Heaven.. it seems like any guitarist worth his or her pick can play it.. yeah, some better then others, but still.

      However, I've found that playing anything axed by Randy Rhoads can really turn some heads.

      Diary of a Madman, Crazy Train, Over The Mountain, Suicide Solution... good stuff.

      So I think you'll see the following happen - anything like Jerry Maguire or Cast Away (WIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLSOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!) will get over done (along with anything by DeNiro).. and those that can pull off, say...
      Sling Blade, for example - will be the ones that impress.

      Besides, who doesn't like french fried pertater's with mustard. mmm hmm.

    2. Re:Wayne's World by H8X55 · · Score: 1

      Agreed on both points.
      Crazy Train guitar solo = godly.
      Or Mr. Crowley - that's good stuff.

      ...So I taken the kaiser blade, some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade...

      That would be cool, maybe a bit of a downer at the bar, but cool nonetheless.

  56. Karaoke is called "KTV" in Asia by WordUpCousin · · Score: 1

    So Movieokie might be called "MTV" which is actually affliated with music instead of movies. Ahh, the irony.

  57. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  58. Re:How d'ya do, I see you've met my faithful handy by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

    Yes the original Movieoke!

    SAY IT!! SAY IT!!

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  59. /me shudders by 1+(smarterThanYou) · · Score: 1

    I've got visions of that Conan O' Brian, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog short on the people standing outside Episode II, dressed up in Obi Wan garb, acting out the scene where they swim in Episode I. It was pathetic. I can't wait to see self-respecting people doing this.

  60. Lip sync by jemenake · · Score: 1

    It's probably a little tough to get your lips to sync with the soundtrack just right. I guess it'd be best to pick movies that were originally in a different language. :) Karate movies, here we come!

  61. Neal Stephenson picks another one by Remillard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Maybe it's that I have Stephenson on the brain, having just finished Quicksilver but this news items immediately reminded me of the 'ractive players in The Diamond Age. All it lacks is the helper industry of 'ractors, and the virtual abstraction used in the book.

    Past experience suggests if there is a market for movieoke actors to help, it will arrive. The virtualization part only needs R&D and time.

  62. Oh Great... by hamisht · · Score: 1

    No longer is it just enough to talk louder or put your fingers in your ears at your corner bar, you'll have to cover your eyes too. I'm gonna need a straw for my beer.

  63. does this include porn? by objwiz · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know I girl I wouldnt mind acting out a scene with....;=)

    1. Re:does this include porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know I girl I wouldnt...

      I know. Typing with one hand is very difficult.

    2. Re:does this include porn? by objwiz · · Score: 1

      Too bad you posted this anon. coward. That's actually pretty funny....

  64. Dogs by thegreat682 · · Score: 1

    What is sad is that I can see myself in a crowd of friends doing a backward shuffle while Stealers Wheels "Stuck in the Middle With You" is playing

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  65. Bring back other hot things from the 80s by sporkboy · · Score: 1

    Breakdancing
    Jheri Curl
    Velour Jogging Suits
    Mullets

  66. Woah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can upload the Pharmicon data later ok?

  67. Braveheart by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

    While setting up and testing the inl=laws new DVD and surround sound system I had to do a sort of movieoke myself. I was testing it out with the Braveheart DVD and while I was behind the entertainment unit trying to figure out the mess of wires occasionaly there would be no sound (note to wanna be technicians like me: read the manual in full, plug everything in properly, then turn it all on ... do as I say, not as I do). So having seen the movie 10+ times I kicked in with what was happening, what was being said and perhaps some of the soundtrack until the sound came back on. Now if only I could get that Scottish accent right.

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  68. This reminds me of... by Overdrive_SS · · Score: 1

    the reenactment of Star Wars Episode 1 that I remember seeing. If you have watched Triumph the insult comic dog when he made fun of everyone waiting in line for the opening of Episode 2 then you know what I am talking about. They were trying to act as though they were swimming. I appreciate a few well acted lines and I can do some pretty goofy things, but that was sad to watch.

  69. Re:GO SCO!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mod parent up!!

  70. FreeBSD RULES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux sucks, Hurd sucks, GPL sucks.

    Long live FreeBSD and the BSD license.

    Death to the GPL commies!!

    1. Re:FreeBSD RULES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But BSD is dead?

  71. "Shaking like France" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Serious question for our Canuck millstones to the north: Are the Quebecois worthless quaking pussies like their French "brethern" across the sea?

    1. Re:"Shaking like France" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In all my travels, I have never encountered a quaking pussy that proved worthless.

      Might I delicately suggest you are doing it wrong?

      -- Colonel Angus

  72. I imagine this can be quite fun. by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    Or quite terrible depending...

    Actually, I would consider the biggest variable in the determination of quality would be the amount of alcohol consumed.

  73. One word: pornioke by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

    title says it all.

  74. The ultimate movieoke scene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would be the last couple minutes of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

  75. please cue up "Wrath of Khan" by steveha · · Score: 1

    Anyone who wants to see which scene he is talking about, click here:

    http://www.khaaan.com

    steveha

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  76. karaseiu by Richard+Allen · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think they should call it "karaseiyu". Kara means empty and oke means orchestra.

    Empty actor, I believe, would be karaseiyu.

    Movieoke is cute, though.

    I don't know japanese though, any corrections?

    1. Re:karaseiu by Yosho · · Score: 1

      Close... "seiyuu" is a voice actor, in particular; one who doesn't actually perform with their body. "dan'yuu" would probably be better, but "karadan'yuu" is a bit of a mouthful.

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  77. One Khan, coming up by dexter+riley · · Score: 1
  78. Re:Nah - but Pulp Fiction funnn... by mcwop · · Score: 1
    Vincent: I could blow.
    Jules: Oh, you ready to blow.
    Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
    Jules: Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mutha fu@@@a mutha fu@@@a.

    The Wolf: If i'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you guys wanna get out of this. So pretty please with sugar on top, clean the f@@@@king car.

    Jules: You sending the wolf?
    Marcellus: Don't you feel better mother f@@@@ka?
    Jules: Shit, nee____o. That's all you had to say.

    Butch: Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.

    Hey, if you think about it, Video Kareoke is "unofficially" done all the time.

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  79. It needs a better name by onelin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    movieoke sounds really lame.

    Is there a word for "bad acting?" ...then it might have some relation to karoake, which means off key.

  80. Nearly Everyone Has (As It Turns Out) by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    have been doing this for years. We've come up with many creative names for it so the kids don't know what were talking about. I guess we can add movieokie to the list

    Get a pile of geeks together and you have Spock, Kirk, any of the Pythons, and so on. You don't even have to go anywhere, as you find it all over the internet in blogs, USENET, personal web pages, and so on.

    "Ni!"

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  81. Improvisation theater by oglueck · · Score: 1

    There is a much more creative variant of this game. Just set the basic scenery (like 'this is a railway station') and pick a character (like a police man). People from the audience are welcome to join at any time as any character and interact with other characters on the stage.

    Here in Zurich there are some clubs that have imporovisation theather on program regularly.

  82. Should have gone for "Deepthroat" instead by El · · Score: 1

    The line "Mind if I smoke while you eat?" was a classic!

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    1. Re:Should have gone for "Deepthroat" instead by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Good news! The doctor said he can cut it down to any length I want!!!!

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  83. I can't believe this made it on /. by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

    We played this back when I was elementary school. So their doing it in bars now? What is there to say? It's cool? Nope - an adult would have to be drunk to do it. It's fun? Dancing on tables and shaking your fist at trees is fun when your drunk too. Just another filler story, move along...

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    most of us won't be able to afford it.
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  84. WordSpy had this a few days ago by MBraynard · · Score: 2, Informative
    I guess this is one of the places that FNC gets their leads - and it's a good source.

    See the word spy entry.

  85. Grrreeatt......... by WorkEmail · · Score: 1

    As if the long haired guy in the tight tapered stone-washed jeans and the long hair with the polaris or fox racing hat on and the huge old school 80's style reebok's belting out Creed tunes at the top of his lungs wasn't enough to make me drink at the bar, now I have to watch a bunch of drunk a$$holes act out the infamous scene from taxi driver over and over, and a bunch of 23-30 year olds acting out scenes from pulp fiction and reservoir dogs over and over and over.

  86. How Original by StrandedOrg · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yeah, its called "Rocky Horror Picture Show" Been there, done that. But it would be cool to expand on it. Aliens would be a fun movie to do and most people seem to already know all the lines.

  87. Cajones/Cojones by XaProf · · Score: 1

    "If you have the cajones to get on stage, you win," he said

    Now, I'm not a native Spanish speaker, but I did pretty well in the subject in school. From what I remember, cajones means "drawers," like the things that go into a chest of drawers.

    I think the reporter should have checked a dictionary and determined that the source was actually saying/attempting to say cojones, which, as we all know courtesy of Madeline Albright, means "balls" (i.e. testicles).

    Either that, or Fox's "fair and balanced" editorial style determined that drawers weren't getting adequate coverage in the media. Talk about affirmative action!

  88. it's a popular game show in korea... by Bansuki · · Score: 1

    it's called AiY +/-OAa (jaeng ban keuk jang) or "metal cooking pot lid theater". celebrities grouped into two teams have to act out famous scenes from korean movies or tv series. if a team messes up at any point (script or action) a metal cooking pot lid (large but light) is dropped onto each team members head and the other team gets to try. one of the funny aspects of the acting is that it never recreates the scene exactly - they put a comic (and sanitized) spin to it every time. for example, in typical korean-protestant style, romance scenes involving kissing are reenacted using a balloon or a smiley face on a plate. there's also a karoake version called AiY eae (jaeng ban norae bang) or "metal cooking pot lid karaoke". yeah, same idea except you only have one team and limited number of tries. and in typical korean teamwork style if one person messes everyone gets the jaeng ban! such a fun show...

  89. Kara-oke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Karaoke (ka-ra-oh-keh, not kah-ri-oh-ki btw) means 'empty orchestra', with the kara being the same one you'll find in Karate (empty hand) and oke being an example of the Japanese habit of borrowing a word, mangling it via katakana and then slicing the end off; the word in question being, of course, the English word 'orchestra'.
    So movieoki is a horrible example of international misunderstanding and the current alliterate trends of concatenating, misspelling and generally being a total twit with words. May the perpetrators (mostly marketing buffoons) wither and rot like the malodorous proto-monkeys that they truly are.

    1. Re:Kara-oke by tlotoxl · · Score: 1

      It's all true, except imo for the bit about the natural evolution of language being a bad thing. I don't mind Japanese use of loan words with katakana except that it often gives Japanese the false impression that English-speakers should be able to understand English pronounced through katakana. What are the alternatives to movieok, anyway? karamovie? karamuubi? karabi? emptyga? emga (yikes, sounding like enema)? As for 'Movie Orchestra' -- personally I'd love to get my hands on a copy of Lord of the Rings without Howard Shore's dire score and try my hand at giving a decent soundtrack using existing material or by writing new stuff. I guess that isn't much of a bar game, though...

  90. oh great by panic911 · · Score: 1

    I can see it now, Star Wars Cantinas opening up around the nation. Geeks from all over the land will venture to these Cantinas and try to impress the females (who are also geeks) with their knowledge of the Star Wars script. I guess I can't talk - I would probably be one of the geeks in the Cantina.

  91. Warning... by BTWR · · Score: 1

    Karaoke can be great fun. There's a rule (or "theme") - good songs don't necessarily make good karaoke. "Come on Ilene," Dancing Queen" and Bon Jovi are examples of songs that are good to karaoke to - the people in the bar get into it. Songs that require great pipes are awful for 95% of the population to sing.

    Same goes for movie scenes. I can see acting out scenes from Swingers ("You're so money!"), Star Wars (Luke/Vader father revealing) and Jerry Maguire ("Show me the money!" - overdone but still fun) can be fun. But certain scenes are classic, but just AWFUL when people muck them up:

    (Al Pacino in Scarface): "Seh elloh to mah leetle friend!"
    Most Godfather impressions
    Sling Blade

    So have fun, but leave the classics to the pros, or the very few that can do them justice...

  92. George W. Bush: The Movie +1, Informative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Watch the "President" brag about Weapons of Mass Deception

    Patriotically,
    Kilgore

  93. Great ......just Great by RU_on_weed · · Score: 1

    Now we can see Gigli performed even worse .....or maybe better ......hmmmmmmmm

  94. Most Popular: Top Gun by Galapas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Something to the effect of:

    "She's lost that lovin' feeling Goose"

    "No she hasn't"

    "Yes, she has..."

    "No... Shit, I hate it when she does that..."
    .
    .
    .

    1. Re:Most Popular: Top Gun by Erbo · · Score: 1
      My father told me he'd met the guy that actually inspired that scene in the movie...the guy was a Navy officer who sang "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" to this woman sitting at the bar, right out of the blue.

      Oh, and in the real-life version, she wound up marrying him.

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  95. Let's Do The Timewarp Again! by Threed · · Score: 1

    Used to? It's still going strong! www.cosmosfactory.org

    Anyway, RHPS was the first thing I thought of, thanks for stealing my +5. :)

  96. No two ways about it. by xScruffx · · Score: 1

    Somebody is going to Hell for this one.

    xScruffx

  97. This will be a welcome change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... as unlike singing & other musical performances, acting requires no skill or talent.

    as a musician, i will be very glad to see kareoke go by the wayside.

  98. Where would we be without Slashdot? by antic · · Score: 2, Informative


    Thank you slashdot for keeping me current with the absolute latest in trends.

    Like so many people, I rely on the mighty Slashdot to stay current and wearing the coolest clothes, reading the coolest books, and now doing Movieoke to stay ahead of the all-important trend-waves that hit my area. I'm even considering subscribing so that I can get the scoop on what's cool before even the general crowd that frequents this site!

    Thank you Slashdot for keeping me current with the latest, breaking trends. Without you, I would be, in a terribly uncool fashion I might add, persisting with Karaoke (god forbid!)...

    That is, if my local, bland, conservative newspaper hadn't reported on Movieoke, oh, about three weeks ago!

    I pity those sad fools only just looking for their local Movieoke bar while the hippest have moved on to the very latest thing -- Pornoke.

    Stay tuned on Slashdot for more on Pornoke (in three weeks, of course) and jump on that bandwagon by the time the action has moved on elsewhere.

    --
    'Thats they exact same thing a banana wrench monkey.'
  99. Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, being able to hide a watch in my ass is an appropriate stunt at parties!

  100. Hell, it has been around by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    When I went to the Rocky Horror in 1986, they had Movieoke, and I ended up going out with one of the performers. That in Harvard Square, before they stopped allowing people to throw things.

    1. Re:Hell, it has been around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus, man. In 1986, I was four years old.

    2. Re:Hell, it has been around by Tenfish · · Score: 2, Funny

      And, the obvious question is: did the person turn out to be the gender you expected?

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    3. Re:Hell, it has been around by buck_wild · · Score: 4, Funny

      "--As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord."

      Would that be for breakfast, lunch or dinner? Would you serve him with a side salad?

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      If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
    4. Re:Hell, it has been around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, there's a really good movie playing right now, made by a good man named Mel Gibsom. You might want to watch it, then see if you can make fun of another's suffering on your behalf.

    5. Re:Hell, it has been around by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      Heheheh. Well I thought it was funny. Nothing better than humor that gets a rise out of the average bible thumper.

    6. Re:Hell, it has been around by Dr.+Charles+Forbin · · Score: 1

      While I don't really appreciate the joke (being somewhat of a Bible-thumper myself), I can appreciate the context and overlook it a bit.

      The reference to 'serving' within the context of a Rocky Horror discussion ('Meat Loaf for dinner') did create a rather obvious target...

      -doc

    7. Re:Hell, it has been around by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      I hope you're adaptable, sorehands. I know that Tenfish is . . .

      -Peter

      PS: Eh, does that make me Frank-N-Peter? *Shudder*

      -P

    8. Re:Hell, it has been around by screwballicus · · Score: 1

      Would that be for breakfast, lunch or dinner? Would you serve him with a side salad?

      I would not serve him here or there
      I would not serve him anywhere
      I would not serve the Great I Am
      That big bad God of Abraham

    9. Re:Hell, it has been around by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      Hahaha! Now THAT was funny.

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      If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
    10. Re:Hell, it has been around by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      I'm more of an agnostic, myself, but I certainly meant no offense.

      Irritaion, maybe, humor, definitely, but no offense.

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      If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
  101. Parent NOT SAFE FOR WORK by Andorion · · Score: 2, Informative

    mostly.

    ~Berj

  102. Blue Velvet!! Blue Velvet!! by Apostata · · Score: 1

    I get to play-act my Dennis Hopper/Isabella Rosselini gas-fueled dream!

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  103. Re:How d'ya do, I see you've met my faithful handy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't know which was out first but the movie "whats up tiger lilly" is a similar concept. woody allen dubbed over a foreign film with a whole new story line about a spys quest to steal the recepie for the best egg salad in the world. pretty funny stuff.

  104. A new Turn of Events by psycht · · Score: 1

    "Bookiokie" has been know to pop-up in the occasional library (after hours, of course).

  105. blah by poil11 · · Score: 1

    that happens to me all the time i drink. now i can do it more publicly i guess.

  106. Hacker classic potential! by twigles · · Score: 0

    Hack the Planet! Hack the Plaannnneeeeet!

  107. I'd like to act out.... by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

    Harvey Keitel's scene in the "Bad Lieutenant" where he pulls the two Jersey girls over and "interrogates" them.

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  108. Etymologically unsound construction by Lost+Race · · Score: 3, Informative
    Augh, BARF!

    "Movieoke" is a linguistic monstrosity. Can we please call it something like "karaeiga" instead?

    karaoke = kara (empty) + okesutra (orchestra, from English)

    karaeiga = kara + eiga (movie)

    Seems like an appropriate name, as I'd imagine such a performance would tend to empty a theater quickly. But then again, people seem to enjoy karaoke against all reason, so maybe not.

  109. Anyone else notice this? by schmidt349 · · Score: 1

    "It gets even more fun the more beer you have," he said. Now all we need is for some drunk kid to put someone's eye out while re-enacting a scene from X-Men 2 while completely sloshed...

  110. deep throat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interewsting concept. I could get the GF to act out Deep Throat or another porn flic.... Imagine the porn moviokie parties.

  111. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How completely retarded!

  112. Re:How d'ya do, I see you've met my faithful handy by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 2, Funny

    And to bring this full circle...my usual song on karaoke nights is "Sweet Transvestite".

    It's like a Mobius strip of shame.

  113. Movieoke? by Psx29 · · Score: 1

    Hell thats nothing. Just look at what the Germans have been up to

  114. Porn version already exists by teneighty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apparently a porn version of this is popular in some German nightclubs. Basically they play a scene from a porn movie with no sound and the participants on the stage have to provide the sound effects. The person who does the best sound effects wins ("best" being judged by audience reaction I guess?).

    I think this would be great fun at parties - if this doesn't break the ice, nothing will (although a certain degree of inebriation might be required before getting things started).

  115. Ya wanna impress? do Paint your Wagon.... by way2trivial · · Score: 1
    What's the bid?

    whatever the bid is, I DOUBLE IT!

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  116. MST3k by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Didn't they do this too?
    And some of the cast of "Who's Line Is It Anyways?"
    They had a sketch/skit with that in it as well.

    Its nothing new.
    >Movieoke's 24-year-old creator, Anastasia Fite
    Uhm, creator? Maybe nothing has been marketed as such before, but its been out and about for years!
    So much prior art you'd think this Anastasia worked for SCO!

  117. this is like pointing a camera at its own output.. by dylan.ucd · · Score: 1

    lets see here:
    KARAOKE
    from 'KARA' [japanese] = empty
    and 'OKE' [short version of an english word adopted into japanese] = orchestra
    ...resulting in 'empty orchestra'.

    goofy, but makes sense.

    and now transform that mess into MOVIEOKE???
    WTF:

    'MOVIE' [english] = movie
    and 'OKE' [japlish] = orchestra
    ...resulting in 'movie orchestra'...? WHAT?

    it appears as if the people who came up with this are as dumb as the idea itself...

  118. Arcadeoke is the next craze... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not going to tell you which video game is my inspiration, but you shouldn't leave glowing pills lying around the apartment.

  119. What would it be called if you . . . by npsimons · · Score: 1

    . . . did the karaoke scene from "I Still Know What you did Last Summer"?

  120. Nude scenes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you pick nude scenes?

  121. Pr0n by ChaserPnk · · Score: 1

    You play Jenna Jameson, I'll be the "meat"

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    "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." -Robert Frost
  122. Screw that by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    I want something like this, only where you make MST3k'esque comments.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  123. Re:Nah - but Pulp Fiction funnn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I'm sure it won't go over too well when you say the line:

    "Did you see a sign on my front lawn that said 'Dead Nigger Storage'?"

  124. I've got a better idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Howabout a dvd player with a wireless microphone that you can use to speak into and make rude comments about the movie you're watching?

  125. "movieoke"?? by xandroid · · Score: 1

    Since the "oke" in "karaoke" is an abbreviation of the Japanese word for "orchestra", shouldn't this thing be called "karaeiga"?

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    1. Re:"movieoke"?? by absurdhero · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree. I was about to post that myself. I would also suggest karamovie or karabid(eo). But anywho, it doesn't much matter since the english->japanese->english conversion has turned karaoke into a unique english word in its own right. There isn't any big deal if the meaning from 2 translations back is lost.

  126. Hercules Returns by nastyphil · · Score: 1

    See it.

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    Dialectician. Archology.
  127. Most popular by HalB · · Score: 1

    I'm going out on a limb and predicting that the famous scene from "When Harry Met Sally" is going to be the most popular.

  128. meaning meanings by Zugok · · Score: 2, Informative

    you know in Japanes, karaoke means something like empty (kara-) orchestra (-oke). Japanese for movie is eiga, so I guess if we were to follow the Japanese roots for naming this new form of entertainment, would be kara-eiga. I bags being Col. Jessop first!

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  129. Porneoke, Odeon Bar, San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, for all you folks talking about Pron versions of this, it does actually exist, and it does actually pull in a crowd. Its not quite what you might imagine though... although its strong enough to get the Bar get a slap on the wrist.

    Here's a write up and some footage of the original Chicken John's Porneoke.

    Not sure I should advertise my favourite bar in the mission, but what the heck. It doesnt happen very often here, so dont come crawling round on Friday nights expecting to see it.

  130. Hmm... this idea is only about 25 years old... by generationxyu · · Score: 3, Insightful
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  131. Mommy!!!! by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, it would rule!

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    Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
  132. Simple, but nice idea. by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

    w00t! Now I can act out of my crazy fly-out-the-window-with-two-pistols-firing act!

    --
    "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
  133. Of course by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

    Of course it's a hit... It's being introduced in a city where EVERYONE's an unemployed ACTOR.

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    Don't trust a bull's horn, a doberman's tooth, a runaway horse or me.
    1. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, seriously.

      Your sig: "from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee" -Khan

      Let's try that again.

      Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee.

      Herman Melville, Moby Dick

      Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear.

  134. Been done. by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    If you're a Rocky Horror, Wayne's World, or Princess Bride fan, you've probably done this many many times.

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  135. Already been done by Recovering+Anonymous · · Score: 0

    I liked movieokie better the first time when it was called charades.

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    There's no shame in being a pariah. -Marge Simpson
  136. Re:How d'ya do, I see you've met my faithful handy by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    Well, at least now we're getting some variety. You can only go to the Rocky Horror show so many times.

  137. How Do You Do the Sex Scenes? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    That's all I want to know.

    Let's start with William Hurt and Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat" - then we'll move on to Kari Wuhrer in (pick a movie) later.

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  138. Cheapo PC Version Out by falcon93 · · Score: 1

    Check out the review here http://www.gamingnexus.com/Review.asp?ID=464 Doesn't seem too bad. Similar version on Shrek DVD and Goldmember DVD.

  139. sounds like a job for... by null-sRc · · Score: 1

    the star wars kid!

    http://www.jedimaster.net/_borders/JizLane.gif

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    -judging another only defines yourself
  140. WTF, "movie orchestra"??? by 4ntifa · · Score: 1

    AFAIK, "kara" is "empty" and "oke" is "orchestra". So, "movieoke" makes absolutely no sense, unless you're speaking of movie soundtracks. DISCLAIMER: I'm not Japanese and I can't speak the language.

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  141. New DVD extras? Audience partitic....pation. by Channard · · Score: 1

    So will new versions of DVDs feature special sections where fans act out the sections? The Rocky Horror Picture Show DVD has footage of a following of people acting out sections of the movie in front of the movie screen. If you turn the feature on, at certain points an icon appears on screen - hit 'OK' on the DVD remote, and a section of said footage crops up, then afterwards returns you to the movie.

  142. not new! Check out plump fiction in IMDB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know I'm late with this comment, so it'll probably be glossed over. This concept is not new though! The movie mentioned in the subject (obligatory imdb link : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117350/ ) already has this. It's a very crappy movie, not funny in most places, but they do have movieoke in there, with a hilarious performance by a Christopher Walken imitator doing a scene from, well, any of his movies I think (probably in the scenes during the credits, so feel free to skip to the end credits if the movie kills you). The movieoke shows up in a movie theme bar, where you also have people as movie characters (like the person minding the desserts 'priscilla, queen of the desserts')...

  143. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Totally not a surprising development, but I imagine this can be quite fun. Or quite terrible depending on who's "Playing".

    Just like karaoke then...

  144. Movieoke in Melbourne by mmerlin · · Score: 1

    If you live in Melbourne Australia, come to the opening night of
    Glitch Cinema this Saturday the 6th of March.

    Movieoke will also be a regular event on Thursdays from 15th April.

    MOVIEOKE
    Ever get the urge to act out your favorite movie scene? Well now is your chance to grab that 15 minutes of cinematic fame. With a little bit of subtitled help you can try anything from Taxi Driver's "You talkin' to me?" to Love Story's "Love is never having to say your sorry", all with the option of recording your performance for entry into the annual Glitchy Movieoke awards.

    8.30 THURSDAYS FROM 15 APRIL

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    smile, it makes everyone else wonder what you're up to :-)
  145. Predicted by novelist Greg Bear by boutell · · Score: 1

    Greg Bear predicted this one; the words "karaoke sitcom" appear in "Moving Mars." It's a bit of a throwaway comment really, there's so much inventive stuff in that book he didn't waste much time exploring that particular idea.

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  146. Remember Triumph's Star Wars Nerds? by fraudrogic · · Score: 1

    I'm reminded of Triumph the insult dog's bit where he interviewed "Star Wars Nerds" in line for the premiere of Episode II and he shows some dork who looks somewhat like liam neeson and dressed as qui gon jin renact a scene from Ep.1. Wow was I embarassed for that guy.

    I've embarassed myself plenty of times with Karioke(i have to be pretty drunk to get up there). I don't think I want to subject myself to even more embarassment by enacting movies.

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  147. Want to practice at home? by way2trivial · · Score: 1
    try out this device

    http://www.starvideosystem.com/

    it's a home 'blu screen' video mixed

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  148. Re:How d'ya do, I see you've met my faithful handy by rpresser · · Score: 1

    Says who?

    I went every Saturday for about four years. I'd still be going if the theatre hadn't closed down.

  149. Re:How d'ya do, I see you've met my faithful handy by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    Says me. In any case, I knew someone was going to contradict me. I don't know why I went ahead and posted this.