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  1. Vomit! on Study Aims To Read Dogs' Thoughts · · Score: 2

    I forget which comedian this was from:

    "What would your dog say if it could talk? Probably 'You know, vomit really ain't half bad!'"

  2. This is either a sign of complete, magical belief in technology or judicial incompetence.

    Unfortunately I lean towards the latter.

    Or its just Germans being German.

  3. Re:Why not? on Tennessee "Teaching the Controversy" Bill Becomes Law · · Score: 1

    There's nothing between those lines!

  4. Re:Why not? on Tennessee "Teaching the Controversy" Bill Becomes Law · · Score: 1

    um. was that meant to be funny, because I really don't know ... and the fact that I even have to ask makes me really sad

  5. Re:great on SAIC Settles CityTime Case For $500.4 Million · · Score: 1

    ...I don't know much about american government's procurement process but it seems to me that all their deals will be put under a microscope from now on....

    That is soooooo cute.

    Let me learn you on the american government process:
    1. Cheat the government
    2. Get found guilty
    3. Make campaign contributions, to ensure contracts keep getting sent your way
    4. PROFIT!

  6. Re:Think of the children! on Astroturfing For Speed Cameras · · Score: 1

    First they came for the Red Light Runners
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a Red Light Runner.
    Then they came for the Speeders
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a Speeder.
    Then they came for the No Signal Lane Changers
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a No Signal Lane Changer.
    Then they came for me
    and there was no one left
    to speak out for me.

  7. Re:Sabu is unemployed - what a surprise on LulzSec Leader Sabu Unmasked, Arrested and Caught Collaborating · · Score: 1

    And if I was at all security related this is the first kind of person I'd be looking for. I mean think about it, who would you hire to do a security audit: someone who's broken into tons of systems or someone with an MCSE who took a weekend seminar about how to make IIS suck less?

    Can I make one suggestion: don't do a press release of your ingenious hiring tactic

    I think you *might* have some system problems if certain people knew where he was working - because for all the lulz these guys had, I think they are all out of them now and might be a little pissed off

  8. http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/Legislature_tables_bill_to_keep_track_of_.html?id=138156144

    State lawmakers have tabled a proposal that would have required Internet service providers to retain all Hawaii consumers' subscriber data and browsing histories for a minimum of two years.

    Introduced a way to combat Internet-related crime, House Bill 2288 received support from Honolulu's police and prosecutor departments and one individual, but was otherwise greeted with vehement opposition at a hearing Thursday.

    Opponents of the legislation expressed concerns about privacy and the costs associated with storing such large volumes of data.

    Others told House members the sweeping Hawaii proposal made the widely-protested "Stop Online Piracy Act" and "Protect Intellectual Property/IP Act" before look mild by comparison.

    The House Economic Revitalization and Business Committee decided to hold off on state action to see what happens with online piracy legislation in Congress.

  9. Re:The private sector won't wait for 100 years on DARPA Chooses Leader For 100-Year Starship Project · · Score: 2

    You sir, are apparently unfamiliar with the newly discovered element unobtanium.

  10. Tax subsidy result? on Why Fuel Efficiency Advances Haven't Translated To Better Gas Mileage · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this is related at all to the big tax break/write off/whatever that bush gave to businesses if they bought a car over, what was it, like 5000 lbs? All I know is the lady who owns the little nail salon is now driving an escalade. that had to hurt a bit, eh?

  11. Re:Nobody has looked at the orbits very well on US 'Space Warplane' Spying On Chinese Spacelab · · Score: 1

    Yup, that's totally it. I can see Michael Bay's next screenplay forming...

    Quick, grab a spoon (tablespoon) and gently push it under your eyeball as you pull your eyelid away. once you are in just pop the sucker out, then just cut the optic nerve. Repeat on your other eye.

    Whew! Now you don't have to see horrible things like that anymore.

  12. Re:Nope on Do Slashdotters Encrypt Their Email? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    exactly. now please delete all other comments and just leave the parent here. not even sure why this question needed to be asked.

  13. Does this mean on Patent Expires On Best Selling Drug of All Time · · Score: 1

    the human trials are over and it is considered safe for us to use now?

  14. Re:Cool, how durable is it? on 'Invisible Glass' Solves Screen Reflection Problems · · Score: 2

    Then just put a piece of glass over the coating

    oh, wait....

  15. Re:Wow. on TSA Doing Random Truck Searches On Tennessee Highway · · Score: 1

    Yep. I wonder if they get brown shirts to wear.

  16. Uh, duh on OnStar Terms and Conditions Update Raises Privacy Concerns · · Score: 1

    AT&T violates its customers privacy

    AT&T is a telecommunications company

    Telecommunication is the transmission of information over significant distances to communicate.

    OnStar is a telecommunications company

    Therefore, OnStar violates its customers privacy

  17. Uh, duh on Feds Call Full-Tilt Poker a 'Global Ponzi Scheme' · · Score: 0

    A ponzi schema is taking the money from new entrants to pay out the old timers.

    Poker is taking the money from losers and giving it to the winners.

    And in a ponzi schema the old timers are the only ones who make money. So they are the winners, ergo the new entrants are the losers

    Therefore poker is a ponzi scheme,

    next.

  18. Video on James Gosling Report of Reno Air Crash · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs98xkTIBQU
    about the 3:30 mark

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zusClmg4IQg
    about the :30 second mark

    Horrible looking, but amazingly not an explosion.

  19. Just joining the gang bang on Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda Resigns From Slashdot · · Score: 1

    Thanks bro. Sweet site. Made geeks a powerful force, which is awesome.

  20. Re:Stay Put on Ask Slashdot: Am I Too Old To Learn New Programming Languages? · · Score: 1

    Here is the saying that has stuck in my head:

    If you're not liberal when you're young you don't have a heart,
    If you're not conservative when you're old you don't have a brain.

    I think that pretty much sums up your point

    To the OP, yeah you should be smart about your career -- but then again who has ever done that and enjoyed their life? You can't put a price on happiness and satisfaction. Unless you're a sell out. Selling out is a viable option, who would manage engineers if no one sold out? Of course I'm single and have zero responsibilities so if you have kids and stuff don't listen to me.

  21. Don't understand? on Judge In Oracle-Google Case Given Crash Course in Java · · Score: 2

    'Coming into today's hearing, I couldn't understand what was meant by a class,' he admitted."

    That's OK your honor, most of the geniuses I work with don't understand it either.

  22. Bit of Advice on New Malware Imitates Browser Warning Pages · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You spend all this time writing this creative software (malware)...

    Try fracking finding someone who can proofread your english; it's abysmal and frankly embarrassing. I realize it is not your native language but this lack of attention to detail is exactly the reason you find yourself writing malware in the first place ... oh and why the only people you manage to trick into this are on the bottom side of the intelligence bell curve.

  23. Re:"Antisense" on Possible Treatment For Ebola · · Score: 1

    Here is a good link describing how antisense works:

    Antisense Drug Discovery Platform

  24. Re:"Antisense" on Possible Treatment For Ebola · · Score: 1

    I remember this "antisense" stuff from probably 15 years ago. It was the hot pharma back then and there were probably 5-10 companies that went public over the hype of this new drug "technology".

    I was actually a little shocked that someone had got it to work. From what I recall it is a targeted drug based on DNA of the target. It sounded very promising, but for some reason it never actually worked all that well. I think it was because you had to shove so much of the drug in that the side effects were pretty bad.

  25. What worries me more on World Cup Prediction Failures · · Score: 1

    is the fact that these guys might have actually thought they could predict Soccer games.

    They can very easily "predict" market moves in very short time frames -- they have access to real time data as well as prices/sizes of tickets that are lying outside current bid/ask range.

    Frankly anyone here could write a program to predict that a stock and, by doing this for multiple stocks, an index using this information to calculate momentum. Place a bet with enough money and you only need a small change so you can make your bet after the move has already begun.

    These aren't really "predictions" but rather having enough information to make a bet with significantly less risk ... if there are a bunch of buyers and few sellers below you then you are protected on the downside and if there are bunch of buyers and few sellers above you then the stock is going to go up -- you just have to give it a little nudge.