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Robodex 2003 Shows Robots Ready for Work & Play

Roland Piquepaille writes "Robodex 2003 was held last week in Yokohama, Japan. At this show 38 companies, colleges and other organizations introduced more than 90 different types of robot. Many were designed to handle tasks too dangerous for humans and assist people in their daily lives. In this column, you'll find a selection of articles and short quotes about this trade show which attracted about 70,000 visitors. I also built my own Robodex 2003 Fashion Show (the whole page weighs 172KB). You'll find there pictures of many new robots, including Banryu, developed by Tmsuk, Inc., which will control your home while you're away, Doki, the world's first gender-aware robot, built by Intelligent Earth, from Scotland, or the Comet III, a one ton mine-clearance robot from Chiba University. There are also pictures of new machines from Sony, Mitsubishi or Fujitsu among others."

108 comments

  1. *yawn* by revmoo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Many were designed to handle tasks too dangerous for humans and assist people in their daily lives.

    Call me when they make one that will fetch my beer

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    1. Re:*yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well. Here's a robot bartender. I actually saw this in Tampere University of Technology and seemed to work well :)

      http://www.roboyhd.fi/english/20vjuhla.html [Robotics Society in Finland]

    2. Re:*yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      here you go.. http://www.russianwives.com/

    3. Re:*yawn* by metlin · · Score: 1

      Righttt...

      And just how is that not dangerous? :-p

    4. Re:*yawn* by revmoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      And just how is that not dangerous? :-p

      You make a good point, and that is why the robot would need advanced non-shaking algorithyms, in order to prevent the beer from being shook up whilst in transit from fridge to hand.

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    5. Re:*yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A local company to me, Evolution has released a hobby robot for your laptop that can fetch sodas out of your fridge, assuming the beers are all on the same shelf. I got to see this demoed at the e3 gaming expo, and was impressed by it's ability to distinguish different things.

      Your laptop can be a beer-fetching robot

  2. "Gender Aware" by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just keep thinking of the robot pulling a 'crocodile dundee': walking up to someone and grabing their crotch to determine their gender.

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    1. Re:"Gender Aware" by kinnell · · Score: 1, Funny
      I just keep thinking of the robot pulling a 'crocodile dundee': walking up to someone and grabing their crotch to determine their gender.

      I just keep thinking of divide by zero errors. Ouch!

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      If I seem short sighted, it is because I stand on the shoulders of midgets
    2. Re:"Gender Aware" by bumby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh my... It will buffer overflow if it meets me ;)

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      Hey! That's my sig you're smoking there!
  3. Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Situations too dangerous for humans - robots should be used:

    *Manufacturing

    *Handling dangerous waste

    *Computer programming - robots can't be sued for violating patents

    Situations where robots would be too dangerous (to their manufacturers)

    *Surgery - the programmers of the robot would be sued.

    *Driving a car - endless lawsuits

    1. Re:Robots by mezelf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Perhaps it would be a bit dangerous (at present) to let a robot do an operation all by itself, but robots might provide a great help to human surgeons. There have allready been some successful tests with surgeons using robotic arms to perform a surgery. OK, that arm is still operated by a human, but it gives an idea of a possible man-machine interaction to perform complex tasks.

      The same thing goes for cars. Although you wouldn't need a robot (in the sense of the conference) to drive a car. The car driving itself would be much easier. And when you look at how far developers are at letting airplanes fly themselves (fly-by-wire, autopilots, stabilizers), it might not be too long before a similar thing is done with cars (without making them unaffordable).

  4. Robots and your home by st0rmcold · · Score: 3, Interesting


    New generation hackers, break into the robot while someone is away and have him unlock all the doors and the safes in the house :P

    Call me a skeptic, but I don't like robots doing too many tasks, let's not forget human's make robots, and some humans are crooked, so who knows when you will end up with an influence robot?

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    1. Re:Robots and your home by Bander · · Score: 1

      Call me a skeptic, but I don't like robots doing too many tasks, let's not forget human's make robots, and some humans are crooked, so who knows when you will end up with an influence robot?

      I keep bringing this up, and yet we now have computerized voting "machines" here in Maryland. Windows based, no less.

      *deep sigh*

      -- Bander

    2. Re:Robots and your home by mrseigen · · Score: 1

      Burglar alarms are connected via a (supposedly open) phone line to central dispatch, and I'm sure they can update the flash code from there: who's to say that your "new generation (cr)ackers" won't use that angle now or that some genius who wrote the code in the first place doesn't pop in a backdoor so he can waltz into your house undetected?

  5. Runtimes/power sources? by Hayzeus · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I'd be interested in the power sources being used for some of these humanoid robots, as well as the actual run times.

    Some of these guys are tethered, but for those that aren't I'd really love to know what they're using for power, and how long these robots can continue to run. I can't seem to find much (except for Asimo, which uses NiMh batts). Anybody else find some more solid specs?

    1. Re:Runtimes/power sources? by mrtroy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have no idea why your post got trolled.

      I seriously would like to see the power sources being used as well, it provides an interesting perspective of robots...

      What would be ideal is have two sets of removeable batteries for the robot, as well as one smaller battery which always remains in the robot. Then, when the robot senses its power is getting low, it goes to the battery charger and switches batteries, while using auxilary power during the time when he does not have either battery in him.

      Similarly, another option could be a "sleep" mode where when the robot senses his batteries are going low he goes and sits in a charger until he is replenished.

      This is a very important part about robotics, because if I buy a robot to clean my floor and fetch me my beers, I sure as hell do not want to carry the 500 pound hunk of metal to his charger when he runs out of juice!

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    2. Re:Runtimes/power sources? by Hayzeus · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That's OK. The occasional 12-year old moderator is just par for the course -- I have karma to burn anyway.

      Given the current state of power storage technology, the best approach is probably trips to a power-charging station during quiet times (as you mentioned). I'm working on a reliable method of doing this with my web-cam bots, which would allow longer run times with smaller bots, since they need not be so large to accomodate big batteries. Smaller = cheaper, so...

      I'm still wondering if any of the humanoid bots can do this in typical unconstrained indoor environments. Not only does the base station need to be found reliably, which requires decent localization capabilities, but the robot needs good obstacle detectionn. I've always figured this would be pretty hard to do an a largish, actively balanced humanoid robot because of sensor coverage issues.

    3. Re:Runtimes/power sources? by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      Interesting. So since the most troublesome part about recharging involves finding and getting to the base station, why not have the base station replace the battery in the robot.

      For example, with web-cam robots, have several of them, and train then to return to the station when they are running low on battery (easier said than done, because depending on their distance from the recharge station they need to go at different times, unless the max distance does not vary too much from the average distance then you could have it so that the maximum power they need from the maximum distance they could be away, they should start returning when they have that much power)

      But anyways, then have some sort of mechanized "robot" station which replaces the battery instead of having them just attach to a charger. 24/7 operation of such robots is a definate advantage that I could see of using robots, and why sacrifice it just because you have one battery instead of 2 or 3.

      Interestingly enough though, the tough thing to do is going to be have them return to their base station, and avoid obstacles in doing so.

      Fun, fun, fun with robots!!

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      [I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it]
    4. Re:Runtimes/power sources? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So get a Roomba.
      It does not look like a person, but who cares if it still does your floors.

      No suggestions for the beers yet.

    5. Re:Runtimes/power sources? by Hayzeus · · Score: 1
      The tough part is getting them back to the base station reliably (as you mentioned). Really, as long as you used two, 24-7 coverage would be pretty easy.

      There's probably no need to directly replace the battery. The reason for this is that (depending on the battery chermistry) a good charger can recharge the battery pretty quickly. I believe for NiCADS and NiMHs a well-constructed charger can complete the charge between 15-30 minutes. Gell cells can be 90% recharged inside 45 minutes, depending on the level of discharge.

      Most webcams won't be used 24/7; in other words, people are only connected for a relatively small fraction of the day. These long downtimes can be used for recharging.

      Cheers -- h

    6. Re:Runtimes/power sources? by RichardX · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I know this is a little (well, okay, totally) OT, but your sig is absolutely fantastic:
      I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it

      I assume it's a quote from someone, but a quick google didn't turn anything up. Any idea who it's from?

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      Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
    7. Re:Runtimes/power sources? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Toshiba's ApriAlpha can already use their laptop methanol fuel cell.

      Also, tons more pictures linked at boingboing.net. I'm too lazy to post all the links so just go there and click.

      There's even a photo of that exoskeleton for nurses that was mentioned a while ago.

    8. Re:Runtimes/power sources? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I've heard that the HRP-2(http://www.kawada.co.jp/ams/promet/index_e.h tml) can walk around for more than one hour.

    9. Re:Runtimes/power sources? by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      It is a mildly shortened version of Jack Handy's quote. :) If you still cannot find it, I will provide a link :)

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  6. Gender-Aware robot? by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    hey, man, don't look now, but that robot is checking out your package

    1. Re:Gender-Aware robot? by greenalbatros · · Score: 1, Funny

      that's disgusting! he just extended his class!

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    2. Re:Gender-Aware robot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's this flamebait? I thought it was funny myself. After all, there's only one way to be sure of someone's gender, so either the robot's going to be doing a lot of crotch-sniffing or looking towards people's nether-regions.

  7. Why humanoid? by rf0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How important is it for robots that are around the house to look human. I mena I can understand that people will most likely be more accpeting of them but are they the best design for whatever job they are doing? Or are they really just showing what we can?

    I know that walking is a huge problem for robots especially going up and down stairs

    Rus

    1. Re:Why humanoid? by Keighvin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only part of it is acceptance, the other issue is that the robot is operating in an environment designed for certain dimensional criteria. Homes are made for people, and though many of the individual tasks within a home can be better performed by specialised adaptations, for the most part the more adaptable a robot and in this case more capable of mimicking human behaviour the more efficiently it will be able to get about and accomplish its duties.

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      Any spoon would be too big.
    2. Re:Why humanoid? by mshiltonj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Asimov postulated that robots would be humanoid because they would be relatively expensive, and would end up doing a lot of work humans would otherwise do. A small number of humanoid robots could operate the entire existing 'infrastructure' of existing dumb machines without retooling.

      So instead of having a vacuum-bot and a dish-bot and clothes-bot and bathroom-bot, households would only need to have and maintain one expensive intelligent robot that would operate all the 'dumb' machines that we already have in the house.

      Dumb machines would be plentiful, stupid, cheap, easy to maintain and/or disposable, and dedicated to specific purposes. These are the one's we already use. Smart machines -- robots -- would be relatively scarce, and more difficult amd expensive to maintain. Having them be "general purpose" where they could be used in various non-specialized areas will extend thier utility.

      Additionally, if the humanoid robot ever broke, then a human could step into its place and scrub the toilet or wash the dishes with existing tools.

      Read all of the Asimov robot books. They are incredible.

  8. Obligatory Information About Robots by TrollBridge · · Score: 1, Funny
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    There's a Mercedes gap too. I want one and can't afford one, but it's not government's job to do anything about it.
  9. MS-Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    MS-Robot EULA

    *The robot is not your property. MS owns and controls it except where you are given permission by MS to control it. Controlling it except as permitted by MS is illegal under the DMCA. Everything the robot does is your responsibility, no matter if you controlled it or if MS did. You are criminally responsible for anything your robot does. You will not sue MS or defame MS in any way. You will acknoledge that you solely controlled the robot to do everything it does, even though you didn't. The robot's parts are warrented for 30 days. We cannot be responsible for damage related to operation of the robot, however. The function of the robot is not warrented in any way. You may not replace any major parts of the robot without buying another license. If a major part is replaced, it will be considered, at MS's sole determination, a new robot. If MS considers it a new robot, you agree to pay $500 to continue using it. Making your robot interact with other robots requires RALs. (robot access licenses) Allowing robots to interact in any way without the proper number of RALs is illegal, and you will be prosecuted.

  10. For Robodex Robots -- Mentifex Robot Minds by Mentifex · · Score: 0, Informative

    Mind.Forth AI is a free, open-source artificial intelligence for robots.

    The JavaScript AI Tutorial version runs on the Microsoft Internet Explorer browser.

  11. Ob Quote/Title by Randolpho · · Score: 1

    Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

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    -Marilyn Manson
    1. Re:Ob Quote/Title by mike_mgo · · Score: 1
      Did you ever mod someone down because of their .sig?

      No, but I've started some off topic threads. Come to think of it...

  12. Thanks, asshole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did apologize for the double-post. I'm glad you feel powerful, but it doesn't make your penis any bigger or more functional.

    1. Re:Thanks, asshole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it does. Look! I can open cans from across the room with it now!

    2. Re:Thanks, asshole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a lot more crap that makes it through the moderation filters on this site than a mistaken double-post. The people you are refering to probably don't read anything under 2 anyway, so this looks to me like nothing more than a mod on a power trip.

    3. Re:Thanks, asshole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the signs! dont feed the trolls ;)

      Pay no attention to them.

  13. Laws of robotics by Tomato3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm sure most of you herehave heard of Asimov's three laws of robotics.

    The Three Laws of Robotics are:

    1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    My question is: when do robots become capable enough that we start worrying about them having ethics programmed into them? We already have robots that can walk around and watch the house. When do we start to worry that they're dangerous? Do we wait until they've hurt someone?

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    1. Re:Laws of robotics by Stargoat · · Score: 0

      Start worrying about programming ethics into robots when humans start treating robots ethically.

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      Hoist Number One and Number Six.
    2. Re:Laws of robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you wouldn't happen to have a theory as to how to apply these rules would you?

      It cannot, currently, be done.

    3. Re:Laws of robotics by Drakin · · Score: 1

      Probably at the point where they can make judgement calls, rather than simply following the logic of their programming.

    4. Re:Laws of robotics by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Well, my guess is that we should be worrying about these things when (and if) we produce a sentient robot. Only then will "ethics" have any meaning. Otherwise, it is just wishful thinking, much like to creating a law for Internet Explorer to prohibit it from bringing your whole system down... "A browser may not crash an OS or, through bad programming, allow the OS to come to harm".

      I dare you to program this, sir!

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    5. Re:Laws of robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand the 3rd law. Why would we want to protect something we can mass produce?

    6. Re:Laws of robotics by __aaklbk2114 · · Score: 1

      "1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."

      Doesn't seem that a robot police officer programmed with rule #1 would be too effective in stoping one human being intent on causing harm to another hjman being.

      Ahhh, I can see it now...

      Police Robot: Scanning...
      Police Robot: ##Alert## Helpless human pedestrian in danger by unknown assilant
      Police Robot: Analysis... [Possible mugging]
      Police Robot: Acquiring unknown assilant...
      Police Robot: ##ERROR## Unknown assilant is human
      Police Robot: Disengage...
      Police Robot: Resume acquire donuts mode...

    7. Re:Laws of robotics by Azureflare · · Score: 2, Insightful
      OK. Number 1 reason I would see where we worry about the danger of robots is explicitly when they are operating in civilian environments. If a robot is walking around in a mall for example. Imagine (just imagine) of the possibility (however remote) of a baby crawling around the floor. OK it would never happen probably, but then there's that .00001% chance....

      Anyway, that robot should instantly cease all current functions and initiate functions to disengage (or whatever Isamovian situation you can imagine), if it senses that it poses danger to a human. Not only that, but there should be an "arbiter" if you will, an embedded AI system independant of the actual robot, that will act as a failsafe system. There could probably be other failsafe designs, but that's for the dev teams to think up. If robots are to be accepted among us, they have to pose 0% danger. Not 0.001% danger.

      Besides the civilian areas, I see it as an issue with military robots, since I see this as the biggest application of robotic technology. This is also one of the most complex, indeed, probably technically impossible. It is very difficult for even humans to discern if people are friend or foe. (take the friendly fire incidents in Iraq for example, and Vietnam for the classic one). It will be a while before robots will be usable on the ground, but once they are...It will be of enormous benefit to the country who has 'em. Of course, this could create a nation like those droids in star wars I. It's incredibly unlikely, but hey, there might be a government power hungry enough to want it...

      I think the most immediate use of robots will be for reconaissance, and information gathering (i.e. spying). This would give them a limited ability to inflict damage (besides actually running into things). The degree of sophistication in programming will be incredible, but hey, that's our job isn't it ;)

    8. Re:Laws of robotics by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      Because they cost so much money, and by protecting it, you're protecting human interests in it. Otherwise, the robot might complete a task in such a way that it would be destroyed in the process, even if there is another way. Or, it might just kill itself.

    9. Re:Laws of robotics by lommer · · Score: 1

      Aha, but when do you define "sentience"? We already have robots with a limited ability to reprogram themselves...

  14. Porn will drive this industry as it did all others by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1, Funny
    When the sex robots arrive, then the home robot industry will grow (pun not intended). Especially if they use polymorphic-metasilicone to reform into whatever shape one might desire. Turn the knob from "Wynona" to "Brittney". I guess you could do "Oprah" with refill packs.

    Does sex with geeks come under "tasks too dangerous for humans"?

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  15. here i am... by greenalbatros · · Score: 5, Funny

    here i am. brain the size of a planet and they ask me to go and fetch their beer. i wont enjoy it you know. oh im so depressed...

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    this sig steers like a cow. and i can prove it
  16. Robots for Work AND PLAY? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

    I can understand robots for work purposes, but for play???

    What's next? Some company with a marketing division that will be defined as a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall and shot when the revolution comes thinking up new marketing slogans for robots, such as:

    "You're plactic pal who's fun to be with.."

    It's just too much. Somebody send me back to the 19th century before they make robots with the GPP (Genuine People Personality) feature.

    I don't think I can stand meeting robot with a pain in all the diodes down its left side.

    1. Re:Robots for Work AND PLAY? by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How much of a step is it to go from playing games on your computer or Playstation 2 to playing with a robot. Sure, there's a technological step but the basic premise remains the same - you're gaining enjoyment from an object meant to simulate some level of human experience through transistors and electricity.

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    2. Re:Robots for Work AND PLAY? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      Not to be snitty or totally un-geek like, but, other than Myst and its sequals, I've never really gotten into computer games. I really prefer playing with/against a human. The social element is a major part of it for me.

    3. Re:Robots for Work AND PLAY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you've played Myst - and the statement was that going from a computer game to a robot isn't a huge jump. You failed to address that. Do you know how to hold a fucking discussion you dickless faggot?

    4. Re:Robots for Work AND PLAY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a life.

      He gave you an answer. If you want to discuss, discuss. If you can't do it without calling names, then get into therapy or grow up. You're using what's called ad hominem -- you're attacking the person, not the argument. He has a point and, to my mind, he addresses what you say.

      Perhaps you are just not satisfied because he gave the answer he felt was appropriate instead of following your agenda and saying what you thought he should say.

      Get a life and learn some manners.

    5. Re:Robots for Work AND PLAY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the reply again dickless. An attack was made on what was said. I know when I am right - it's whenever I issue a comment.

  17. Re:Porn will drive this industry as it did all oth by stubear · · Score: 0

    I had the same thought. When they can mix the robots with one of these then they will have something.

  18. The Second Renaissance by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 0
    Anyone else read this headline as "Robots Ready for Work and Pay"?

    I guess it's because I just saw the first Animatrix episode.

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    Shop as usual. And avoid panic buying.
  19. Green Tofu by YetAnotherName · · Score: 1

    So, what exactly is that last robot's expression supposed to be (the one being shown the green block of tofu)? I'd expect "disgust," but it's more "intrigue." Chalk that up as a bug in the software?

  20. My biggest concern is for the Three Laws by esconsult1 · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Seriously, robotic design is going apace, but are the manufactures even building capabilities (however rudimentary) for Asimov's three laws of robotics?

    The Three Laws of Robotics are:

    1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    1. Re:My biggest concern is for the Three Laws by Thag · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Asimov's laws are based on an anthropomorphic view of artificial intelligence. They assume that robots will "think" in such a way that they can follow instructions provided in the form of "ethical principles."

      It turns out that cost-effective robots are cost-effective because they've been reduced to the minimum amount of motions, brains, etc. to do a specialized task. And no robots think in a way that would make Asimov's Laws (or Tesuka's Laws) particularly relevant.

      In reality, it's a lot simpler and safer to run the robot inside a safety cage that keeps people from wandering into it.

      Jon Acheson

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      All opinions expressed herein are my own, and not those of my employers, who are appalled.
    2. Re:My biggest concern is for the Three Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesuka's Laws?? can you state it ... i do not knwo about it ..

    3. Re:My biggest concern is for the Three Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      you missed the zeroth law ...

      ref. foundation series

    4. Re:My biggest concern is for the Three Laws by Thag · · Score: 1

      Osamu Tezuka was the creator of the comic book/cartoon hero Astro Boy (Tetsuwan Otomo in Japan). He had something like 19 different laws, covering things in much more detail. "Robots may not build robots" was one issue Asimov missed.

      There is a list of all 19 laws in the first volume of the Enlgush language reprints of the Astro Boy manga. I haven't had any luck googling for them, unfortunately.

      Jon Acheson

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      All opinions expressed herein are my own, and not those of my employers, who are appalled.
  21. Porn and the pursuit of a better robot by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 1

    This story reminded me a movie I once saw. A long time ago, late at night, HBO aired a flick which featured a guy with a robot "wife" and his journey to find another when the first one broke. (As for how it broke, don't ask) The movie was called Cherry 2000. Think of it as a poor man's Blade Runner...without...you know..."Blades."

    Ready for the mind-blowing synop?

    When Sam Treadwell breaks his Cherry 2000, a robot wife/sex toy, he hires E Johnson, to guide him across a dangerous apocalyptic wasteland to an abandoned manufacturing plant where he hopes to find a duplicate model Cherry 2000 to replace it with.

    My point is that all of these companies are ultimately aiming for "Robot Mate" status, so that the geeks in the world can get some tang too.

    Unfortunately it would really go "Tang!" when you slapped its...uh...metal caboose.

    Yet another technology moving ahead quickly with the lucrative and powerful boost of porn.

    1. Re:Porn and the pursuit of a better robot by Bander · · Score: 1

      Yet another technology moving ahead quickly with the lucrative and powerful boost of porn.

      And Pakistan will fall even further behind...

      -- Bander

  22. Usefull at all? by aberant · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe my perspective is slanted on this issue because i don't bring in six figures, but most of these robots seem completely useless. I mean $16k for a robot that guards your house? You can get a mean dog for much cheeper and he will do a better job. A gender aware Bot? Man i would hate to think how much that would cost when i could go down the block and pick up a girl that was a professional at "being gender" aware for much cheeper. Don't think i am some anti technology idiot, but it just seems we got that human thing down pretty good and pretty cheep, so maybe we should have robots that act like something unique or fill a valid market. And secondly, how do you think these robots will feel when you realize they are useless and toss them away. Then there might be a market for robot psychologists. Maybe that was their plan all along!

    1. Re:Usefull at all? by leinhos · · Score: 1

      It seems that some people have the notion that robots have to be "humaniod", essentially useless, and prohibitively expensive. One of the best examples of what robots in the near term will look like is the Roomba, which is a small robot designed for a specific job, and is only $200. I've got one, and it really does do a good job of vacuming the house with little intervention. I'd imagine that a home sentry robot would most likely look like a roving webcam with a WiFi interface to your home computer, rather than something with legs and a face. Now, if you're looking to get something to cook and serve you dinner...

  23. Happy Birthday, Mighty Atom by wirefarm · · Score: 1

    An appropriate story on Tetsuwan Atomu's birthday.

    (In 1952, the story was written that he was born April 7th, 2003.)
    It's already the 7th here in Japan...

    Maybe another 20 years and such a robot is feasable? 10???

    Cheers,
    Jim

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    -- My Weblog.
  24. Slug Powered! (Re:Runtimes/power sources?) by Bander · · Score: 1

    There's a prototype gardening robot that "eats" slugs. Currently runs on batteries, but the developers would like to modify it so that it converts their slimy decomposing bodies into a power source (my guess is methane-based).

    A BBC article on this robot

    Mmmmmm... slugs. *drool*

    -- Bander

  25. ObFuturama by sconeu · · Score: 1

    I'm not getting one of those! I ain't no robosexual!

    What happens when the robot starts dreaming about killing all humans?

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    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  26. The real question by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where are the BuffyBots?

    I'd settle for a Cherry 2000, but that model is outdated already.

    --

    You can't take the sky from me...

  27. Happy Birthday, Astroboy!!! by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The "guest of honor" at Robodex 2003 was Astroboy, 1960s Japanese anime icon, who according to the storyline was "born" TODAY on April 7, 2003. Check out lots of fun links on this sidebar story here.

  28. Fuel Cells, obviously. by wirefarm · · Score: 1

    That run on methane or alcohol.
    Then just train the robot to store kitchen scraps in its 'stomach' until gas forms.
    Other times you could let it drink up a bottle of gin when it needed a boost.

    Not sure what benefit smoking cigars might have, but it sure would be cool, especially if you named it Bender...
    Cheers,
    Jim

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    -- My Weblog.
  29. Waste of effort? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once attened a lecture by Minsky (from MIT AI Labs) who said the biggest harm to AI research is comming from people spending time in Robotics.

    And I see now why!

    There is so much emphasis on give a robot a superficial 'human-like appearance and behaviour' ...

    Is a robot useful if can mime facial expression ... why would a robot have 2 arms and 2 legs ... they are seem to be toys for grown up nerds ...

    even term like robotic arm all try to imitate real human arm ... i would love to see a 4 legged robot with 5 arms and 2 eyes in each spartial direction ... that looks like a appendaged box ... that does something useful than just awe people how human like these robots are

  30. Robot Insurance by skaladin · · Score: 1

    I was looking through my Home owners Insurance policy and found out that I have $500 coverage for damage done by a "robotic servant"!

  31. Still the same old problem by The+Kryptonian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In case anybody noticed, almost none of these robots have HANDS. The only ones that do are Asimo and HOAP, as far as I can see, and they're not yet in the price range where actual people can afford to buy one.
    The 'bots in the more rational price ranges have what, little rubber thingies that look vaguely like hands but have no moving parts? What's up with that? Why bother with arms if the hands on the ends of the arms DON'T DO ANYTHING?
    Until these bots have at very least opposable thumbs as a rule, they're more toys than useful tools. And I say this as a man who desperately wants a household robot that can actually do something. Get me a 'bot that costs less than half what my car costs that can actually do something useful, like fold laundry and put it away, and I'll be an early adopter.

    1. Re:Still the same old problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Sony SDR has hands too.

      We showed a robot that could detect a pile of boards, walk to it and lift it up. However, our robot currently only has thumbs.

      Hands are mostly used for expression right now with no given tasks.

      Hopefully there will be some next year.

  32. Pffffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, well I'm gonna have my own robot show!

    With blackjack, aaaaaaannnd hookers!

    Actually, forget the robot show, and the blackjack.

    Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

  33. Not impressive by jagripino · · Score: 1

    I'll wait for Robotron 2084, where we'll have robots ready to kill you on sight.

  34. Oh I'm so depressed... by SailFly · · Score: 1

    Where's Marvin?

  35. Dear Cyberdyne Systems by Suchetha · · Score: 1

    Dear Cyberdyne Systems,
    I would like to pre-order a May type maid Robot, deliverable as soon as they become available. I would like to order one with full care for humans programming and pneumatic b00b13z.

    Please make sure that the Robot is packaged properly because the last one i got had its' power charger damaged and i had to make a new one out of USB cable.

    Thank You.

    Suchetha
    <Please make sure you send me the HUMAN FRIENDLY version. The last time i gave an order like this, it went to another Cyberdyne Corporation and i ended up getting chased around my neighbourhood by a robot modeled after a large caucasian male, who insisted he wished to terminate me.. my girlfriend had to drop a metal press on it to stop it..>

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    learn from yesterday, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
    or one out of three ain't bad
  36. /. has Changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been reading /. for its cool people who had something intelligent to say. All the comments in reponse to this article, and many more previous articles have disillusioned me. /. is in control of mindless idiots and the comments here are no different from a anonymous chat room. I still love the original posts, links and topics but please do something about the comments. Can't you see the stark difference over time? Please..
    Thanks,
    N

  37. PAK CHOOIE UNF by almightyjustin · · Score: 1

    Oh good! Now we can all be protected from the Terrible Secret of Space! Just watch out near staircases.

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    Omnes arx vestrum sunt adiuncta nobis.

  38. Robots: inherently valuable by bethenco · · Score: 1


    Despite the fact that none of these robots does anything useful (with the exception of the mine clearing one) that couldn't be done better and cheaper without the robot, I still love them. Whenever I see new, advanced robots - especially humanoid ones - I'm just overwhelmed with awe. These things are so cool. They're dazzling.

    If I had the means to buy one of those very expensive new robots, I would do it without hesitation. I would consider it a reasonable decision. "But they don't serve any practical purpose!", you think. News flash: the practical matters in my life are pretty much taken care of. I could work part-time at McDonald's and have more than enough money to feed myself and have a place to live. All activities and expenses beyond that are impractical. Basic survival takes almost zero effort in modern society. The question is "What do you do with the rest of your life?". I know my answer. I want robots.

    One more thought: you know how in Civilization III cities of one civilization can spontaneously switch their allegiance to another when they are consumed by the other civilization's "culture" (artistic and technological achievements, attitudes, etc.)? That's how I feel. There is a part of me that wants to permanently move to Japan because of their wonderful appreciation for robots and technology in general. I don't plan to, because there are a lot of things I like about the US too, but I would like to visit Japan some day.

  39. Read Asimov for chrissake! by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 1

    The three laws are simple and straightforward and meant to be foolproof. However most of Asimovs Robot stories revolved around technicalites allowing the robots to violate the three laws.

    For example the short story 'Reason' from I, Robot, the machines were actually hostile to the human characters at some points.

    The scenario is Earth gets power beamed to them by giant solar collecters in space that are manned by robots. One of the collecters goes offline for some reason and two repairmen are sent.

    The robots do not obey the repaimen for the robots have determined,

    Robots were created by humans.

    Humans = creator.

    However the catch is is the spark of life comes from the stations reactor when the robots are first powered up. Thus the reactor gives the robots a soul.

    Station's Reactor = human.

    The point is even Asimov in his stories states that the three laws of robotics are not enough.

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    >
  40. woah. by crhylove · · Score: 1

    if you mean keanu might lose his job, just say keanu might lose his job... LOL

    rhy

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    I hold very few opinions. I hold information based on observation and fact. If you wish to disagree, please use facts.
  41. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    As usual, this being a 1.3.x release, I haven't even compiled this
    kernel yet. So if it works, you should be doubly impressed.
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