and if you were unfortunate enough to have fallen for it, your picture and whatever it was you did in there will soon be posted on the internet for the world to see. Trusted computing my arse
bloody hell. months? The microsoft techs are really impressed with 3 months uptime on windows 2003 server, and you're getting months on winXP? are you sure you're not just using the WinXP theme on kde3?
If the goal of the terrorists was to strike out against our liberties, to strike out against our freedoms, and our democratic way of life, they have won.
this is not the goal of terrorism. the goal is mostly vengeance for the destruction of their's by us
when i saw the title, before even reading the rest of the box never mind the article (takes RTFA a bit far i know), i assumed it would be patches for slashdot, now that would have been an april fools
What will happen to me, now that John Ashcroft knows I bought a bottle of Evian water last weekend?
he will send all your personal details to Volvic. A rapid response sales squad is on its way now. When they are finished with you, you wont even be able to look at another Evian bottle again. my thoughts are with you.
If legal action is taken against a Commonwealth department or agency...
then the motherland brings in the SAS and we sort em out, Iraq-style.
now i read slashdot all day.
The point here is that this is designed for situations where tens of thousands of people all want the same content at the same time
as the man said: porn porn porn porn porn....
and so's my wife!
By the way, there arn't any samaritans here are there?
and if you were unfortunate enough to have fallen for it, your picture and whatever it was you did in there will soon be posted on the internet for the world to see. Trusted computing my arse
I'm still getting months of uptime
bloody hell. months? The microsoft techs are really impressed with 3 months uptime on windows 2003 server, and you're getting months on winXP? are you sure you're not just using the WinXP theme on kde3?
ive been waiting for the lastest version of that plasma gun for ages. about bloody time
... a beowulf cluster of THOSE!!!!!!!
that's disgusting! he just extended his class!
here i am. brain the size of a planet and they ask me to go and fetch their beer. i wont enjoy it you know. oh im so depressed...
the relativtly scarce number of IP addresses left
roll on ipv6
If the goal of the terrorists was to strike out against our liberties, to strike out against our freedoms, and our democratic way of life, they have won.
this is not the goal of terrorism. the goal is mostly vengeance for the destruction of their's by us
when i saw the title, before even reading the rest of the box never mind the article (takes RTFA a bit far i know), i assumed it would be patches for slashdot, now that would have been an april fools
What will happen to me, now that John Ashcroft knows I bought a bottle of Evian water last weekend? he will send all your personal details to Volvic. A rapid response sales squad is on its way now. When they are finished with you, you wont even be able to look at another Evian bottle again. my thoughts are with you.
first april fools post of a april fools post
then we will find out if he truly is the borg!
is it doubly water proof then?
don't you know all the cool geeks are using less these days
but less is more, more or less
HACKERS make MICROSOFT extinct
I'd be screaming at the screen
isnt that what slashdot's all about?
they do that your Norweigan Blue. Beautiful plumage!
Can someone explain to me what this is all about please, preferably in a paragraph and in plain english
no
no they didnt
Anyone want to join my weird telepathic sex cult?
and despite what follows, it wasnt me
what do you think all the dried up river beds are from?