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  1. Re:All I Want.. on Ford Pulls The Plug on Electric Cars · · Score: -1

    While you're at it, why don't you wish for a million dollars?

  2. Inaudible on Unauditable Voting Machines · · Score: -1

    I misread this as Inaudible Voting Machines and I figured people were complaining that they weren't making a "kerchunk" sound, leading voters to suspect that their vote didn't really take.

  3. It's all about the games. on A Linux User Goes Back · · Score: -1

    Heh, I switched back to Windows just because Minesweeper for Linux sucks.

  4. Flawed on 21.3" LCD Monitor Reviewed · · Score: -1

    Dead pixels and no DVI make Homer something something.

  5. Re:Attention, please on Build Your Own Monorail · · Score: -1

    See, it really is more of a Shelbyville idea.

    Now please direct me to your nearest attractive cousin.

  6. Re:Great potential on Intel's 2.4GHz Pentium 4 Unleashed · · Score: -1

    Wow, can you imagine a beowulf cluster of these guys?

  7. Great potential on Intel's 2.4GHz Pentium 4 Unleashed · · Score: -1

    Can you imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these things?

  8. Not karma related, I'm sure. on Rejection Makes You Dumb · · Score: -1

    That article is completely wront. Who's wis me?

  9. Revolutionary ideas on Interview with Gary Gygax · · Score: -1

    I CATS MAGIC MISSISLE!

  10. Re:Does Never Die belong to Tandy? on Tandys Never Die · · Score: -1

    Troll -1? Oh, come on, just because the Internet has made the rest of you illiterate doesn't mean those of us who still remember grammar school have to put up with your idiocy.

  11. Re:Bomb/Nav on Planning For 80-Year Old B-52s · · Score: -1

    Tell us more about these so-called "hot spots." Can you post pics?

  12. Cleanup solution on Space Station & Shuttle Evade Debris · · Score: -1

    I suggest building a large model of an American teenager's bedroom. Throw in some wire coat hangers and a half-eaten bag of potato chips and you're got yourself a debris magnet with an event horizon the size of Alaska's bitch.

    Problem solved.

  13. Re:Well blahs all around on Four Kids Confess to Goner Worm · · Score: -1
    There can be only one answer:

    Kill them all. The Lord will know His own.

  14. Old news. on Japan to Allow Human-Nonhuman Mixed Cloning · · Score: -1, Troll

    Bah, they've been doing this the old fashioned way on many a lonely farm for years.

  15. Re:Declassified documents on Acoustic Kitty on Operation Acoustic Kitty · · Score: -1

    You Goddamned karma whore. You just fed us a link that's available in the article itself.

  16. It's ALWAYS cold for a Vulcan on Star Trek: Enterprise Reactions? · · Score: -1
    Don't Vulcans come from a planet where room temperature is over a hundred degrees Farenheit?

    I would think that Vulcan Science Officer Fan Service Woman would be visibly cold all the time.

    (Don't give me any mumbo jumbo about how warm those uniforms are either... that's bad for the ratings.)

  17. WARNING: on Alaskan Space Port Prepares for First Launch · · Score: -1
    Keep watching the skies!

    (A little expertise in electric wiring wouldn't hurt either.)

  18. Yeah right on Satellite Phones Making A Comeback? · · Score: 0
    Oh, come on, that will never sell.

    25' of spiral cord is all anyone will ever need.

  19. Hmm... interesting idea on Interesting Moderation Proposal · · Score: 1
    Certainly worth an experiment, but potential problems:
    • The proposed moderation system encourages short Ideas which can be read quickly, ergo moderated quickly.
    • It doesn't take into account the potency of three dollar crack although it works better assuming a low saturation levels.
    • Trolls will still be trolls, but metatrolling is discouraged.
    • Transition appears to be a matter of simple substitution.
    • The Karma system clearly has its flaws but it does represent a accurate cross section reflecting the quality (or lack thereof) of the typical poster/troll/moderator.
    Don't know what I'm talking about? Go Here.
  20. John Troll 2:3-10 on SubZero Chilled Alcohol PC Cooling · · Score: 1
    When the fan broke down, the overclocker's mother said to him, "They have no more fans."
    "Dear woman, why do you involve me?" The overclocker replied. "My time has not yet come."
    His mother said to the servants, "Do whatever he tells you."
    etc. etc.
    ...the master of the banquet booted the computer that had been cooled with wine... ...and said, "Everyone burns out their Pentium IIIs first and then overclocks their Celerons, but you have saved the Athlon till now."

    (Okay, this one was kind of a stretch.)

  21. John Troll 12:31 on Prince Gets Wordy About Napster · · Score: 2

    Now is the time for judgment on this world; now the ruler formerly known as prince of this world will be driven out.

  22. 1 Troll 4:12 on Online Rights And Real World Censorship? · · Score: 1

    Don't let anyone look down on you because you are a 1337 h4x0r, but set an example for the lusers in speech, in life, in love, in faith and in purity.

  23. Re:Wrong approach on Online Rights And Real World Censorship? · · Score: 1
    Don't let anyone look down on you because you are a 1337 h4x0r, but set an example for the lusers in speech, in life, in love, in faith and in purity.

    1 Troll 4:12

  24. Deutrollonomy 30:16 on Yahoo! Given Reprieve In French Court Battle · · Score: 1

    For I command you today to love the Internet your God, to surf the Information Superhighway and to keep His commands, decrees and laws; then you will email and spam, and the Internet your God will bless you in the online auction you are entering to bid.

  25. Palm 23 on The new Palm VIIx · · Score: 1

    The Troll is my shepherd, I shall not want. He makes me write down my copious notes on a glorified notepad, he leads me beside quiet waters, he restores my rechargeable batteries. He guides me in paths of new technology for technology's sake. Even though I surf through the valley of the shadow of death (cough, M$, cough), I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your cell phone and your pager they comfort me. You prepare a Newton before me in the presence of my classmates. You anoint my address book with email; my RAM is maxxed out. Surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of Fry's forever. (Yes, but don't call me Shirley.)