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Stories: 0
Comments: 589
First seen: 2011-05-19
Last seen: 2014-07-09
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Comments · 589

In Soviet Russia on Pentagon Wants Disposable War Satellites · 2012-03-15 17:10 · Score: 1

Satellite dispose of YOU!
Re:In Soviet Russia on Russia Has Sights Set On Manned Moon Landing By 2030 · 2012-03-15 15:27 · Score: 0

Moon lander puts sights on YOU!
Re:I misread the title and was REALLY confused... on Sexually Rejected Flies Turn To Booze · 2012-03-15 15:18 · Score: 1

I too was all like: "what the fuck is a sexually rejected FILE?"
I need a new career.
In Soviet Russia on Watch How the Moon Was Formed · 2012-03-14 16:40 · Score: 1

Moon watch YOU being formed!
In Soviet Russia on FBI Tries To Force Google To Unlock User's Android Phone · 2012-03-14 16:38 · Score: 1

FSB android locks-up user!
In Soviet Russia on Swiss Voters Reject Book Price Controls · 2012-03-14 16:37 · Score: 1

Swiss books are REJECTED!
In Soviet Russia on Google 'Wasting' $16 Billion On Projects Headed Nowhere · 2012-03-14 16:36 · Score: 1

Government spend 16 Billion on 'Project Nowhere'!
In Soviet Russia on New 'Enemies of the Internet' Listed In Reporters Without Borders Study · 2012-03-14 16:34 · Score: 1

Enemies of border listed on internet!
In Soviet Russia on Companies More Likely To Outsource Than Train IT Employees · 2012-03-14 16:32 · Score: 1

Companies likely to hide employee!
In Soviet Russia on Looking For iPad, Police Find 750 Pounds of Meth · 2012-03-14 16:29 · Score: 1

Police find IPad!
In Soviet Russia on AT&T Threatens To Shut Off Service of Customer Who Won Throttling Case · 2012-03-14 16:23 · Score: 1

Customer throttle YOU!
In Soviet Russia on The Laser Unprinter · 2012-03-14 16:17 · Score: 1

Laser erase YOU!
In Soviet Russia on The Average Consumer Thinks Data Privacy Is Worth Around 65 Cents · 2012-03-14 08:47 · Score: 1, Funny

The average CONSUMER is worth around 65 cents!
Re:Obligatory xkcd on Multiword Passwords Secure Or Not? · 2012-03-14 08:44 · Score: 1

what means this word 'literate'?
In Soviet Russia on Police Planning New Raid On The Pirate Bay · 2012-03-09 09:04 · Score: 1

Pirate raid POLICE!
In Soviet Russia on Teaching Robot Learners To Ask Good Questions · 2012-03-09 09:02 · Score: 1

Robot teach YOU lesson!
In Soviet Russia on X-37B Space Plane Marks One Year In Space · 2012-03-06 10:42 · Score: 1

Comrade Cosmonaut been in space for over 50 years!
Re:If you can't on Is Poor Numeracy Ruining Lives? · 2012-03-02 12:59 · Score: 1

yes, a combinatorix is someone who will come over and spank your ass in countless different ways.
Know the difference between.. on Startup Wants To Peek Through Your Home's Wired Cameras · 2012-03-02 09:30 · Score: 1

... a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A: a pickpocket snatches watches
In Soviet Russia on NSA Publishes Blueprint For Top Secret Android Phone · 2012-03-01 14:17 · Score: 1

Telephone leaks YOU!
God Bless North Korea on North Korea's High-Tech Counterfeit $100 Bills · 2012-02-24 10:41 · Score: 1

Yay! The North Koreans are helping to stimulate the economy!
More money for everyone !
Re:In practice it's like a different language. on Stroustrup Reveals What's New In C++ 11 · 2012-02-24 10:27 · Score: 2

Wait, there is an object oriented version of C?
Theses are days of miracle and wonder.
In Soviet Russia on Obama's Privacy Bill of Rights: Just a Beginning · 2012-02-23 15:11 · Score: 1

Privacy Bill is the ENDING!
In Soviet Russia on Submitting "Nuking the Fridge" To Scientific Peer Review · 2012-02-23 14:55 · Score: 0

Fridge nuke YOU!
In Soviet Russia on Man Ordered To Apologize To Wife On Facebook · 2012-02-22 09:22 · Score: 2

Wife apologize to Facebook.