The 'certain circumstances' would be if the SUPER ELITE NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY( DUMP duh duh duh DUMP dup duh duh DUMP...) would want go to to the trouble of humbling itself before the Justice Department in order to preserve liberty of some fuckin terrist.
Yea, when they 'forget to mention' that it can track you to a sufficient degree of accuracy that you can be target by the Orbital Individual Lazer Dessication System ( OILDS ) You know about that right? Oh, did we forget to mention that as well? Well see, its part of the Global Coordination and Reconnaissance System( GCRS ) by which all human activity will be monitored and managed by a vast network of interconnected billionaires.
See thats how they get you to let them stick it in... first its 'just the tip'. Oh, that? That's just a little thingie that communicate with the cell tower so that it can adjust its transmit power, its save your battery power! Then it comes out with a camera( of all things ). Then an app so you can catalog all your friends and family when your bored. Did we mention that the microphone is always on and we can listen anytime we want?
See we always thought that fascism/socialism would come with with jackbooted thugs and German shepherds. It dosent, it comes with Angry Birds.
Yea, I'm split between these two opinions; I agree that some down time is precious, be a kid, nerd or otherwise. But then again, one must make hay while the sun shines.
True, they could have the weapons and/or explosives tucked up in their rectums, females could have things you know where.
Just at the beginning of their shift, they submit to an rectal examination, females get the speculum. Then they can clock in.
It really for all the children, we have to keep our country safe for future generations. I would hate it if the terrorists got one to slip thru because the TSA and FBI were not being thorough enough, heads will roll. It really just a quick, simple check, for everyones safety.
The check should be done in the presence of several persons, every shift, cant be too safe.
Stupid people, why go for all that messy mining, refining, minting when money can be made of paper?
Come to think of it why does anyone have to work at all, why dont we just create money? I mean heck -its just little pieces of paper. I mean sure it costs money to print money but thats ok because you are making money, more money more rich.
Nobody has to be poor! We can all just spend the free money. We'll all be rich!
Been on a bus lately? Shit, I'll take my chances with the nukeatron and getting felt up at the airport. At least I have some assurance that my blood will stay in my body by the time I reach my destination.
Oh, I'm not saying I didnt have it coming... Out in the hinterland I would get that sum-bitch up to 150, roll into town and get pulled over for doing 40 in a 35. So when you think of it I never 'got caught' doing anything except get driving a sporty car thru town.
But my wife drove a SUV, she could barrel thru a school zone at 80 with a disfigured 1st grader in her grill and the fuzz would not so much as blink an eye. Catch me rolling 5 over and it was gangbusters on patrol.
I used to drive a 'sporty model' and the local shit-kicker cops use to like to stop me and cite me for stupid crap.Young guy in an aerodynamic car with loud pipes, must be doing something wrong, never mind the minivan that just blew past me.
I started taking the tickets to trial, taking the opportunity to drill the officer on physics and math, velocity v acceleration, sin vs. cos, at 9pm( municipal court times ) It was pointless but entertaining, the cops didnt know how to respond to this type of questioning but the judge ordered them to answer. Im about as much a lawyer as they were mathematicians so I was always found guilty( surprise ) but it was fun.
The harassment eventually stopped. Conclusion: being a pain in the ass is a virtue.
NO, and kindly never broach this subject again, for the love of humanity. If they institute a federal sales tax the feds will gradually keep more and more of it( because, hell, they got it ) the local governments will return to collecting local taxes again( because they can ). You'll end getting saddled with both.
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How about those #regional_sporting_team ... abend( meme_tag_replace() ) I think they are going to have a good season!
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The 'certain circumstances' would be if the SUPER ELITE NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY( DUMP duh duh duh DUMP dup duh duh DUMP...) would want go to to the trouble of humbling itself before the Justice Department in order to preserve liberty of some fuckin terrist.
Dammit, Jack, what if its nokler next time?
Yea, when they 'forget to mention' that it can track you to a sufficient degree of accuracy that you can be target by the Orbital Individual Lazer Dessication System ( OILDS ) You know about that right? Oh, did we forget to mention that as well? Well see, its part of the Global Coordination and Reconnaissance System( GCRS ) by which all human activity will be monitored and managed by a vast network of interconnected billionaires.
See thats how they get you to let them stick it in... first its 'just the tip'. Oh, that? That's just a little thingie that communicate with the cell tower so that it can adjust its transmit power, its save your battery power! Then it comes out with a camera( of all things ). Then an app so you can catalog all your friends and family when your bored. Did we mention that the microphone is always on and we can listen anytime we want?
See we always thought that fascism/socialism would come with with jackbooted thugs and German shepherds. It dosent, it comes with Angry Birds.
sit down and write a very terse letter to my congress-person expressing my disappointment.
What going to be 'very complicated' is reinventing the guillotine.
It would appear that we will have a lot of practice.
Yea, I'm split between these two opinions; I agree that some down time is precious, be a kid, nerd or otherwise. But then again, one must make hay while the sun shines.
True, they could have the weapons and/or explosives tucked up in their rectums, females could have things you know where.
Just at the beginning of their shift, they submit to an rectal examination, females get the speculum. Then they can clock in.
It really for all the children, we have to keep our country safe for future generations. I would hate it if the terrorists got one to slip thru because the TSA and FBI were not being thorough enough, heads will roll. It really just a quick, simple check, for everyones safety.
The check should be done in the presence of several persons, every shift, cant be too safe.
Yea gold has been money since time immemorial.
Stupid people, why go for all that messy mining, refining, minting when money can be made of paper?
Come to think of it why does anyone have to work at all, why dont we just create money? I mean heck -its just little pieces of paper. I mean sure it costs money to print money but thats ok because you are making money, more money more rich.
Nobody has to be poor! We can all just spend the free money. We'll all be rich!
I'll take my Noble Prize now.
Modern medieval armor wearers cant get laid.
I heard that Al Qaeda was going to use rogue TSA agents to smuggle explosives into the secure areas of the airports.
The only way to be sure is to perform a cavity check on each and every TSA agent when they arrive for work, every day they show up.
Spread the word about this risk.
Been on a bus lately? Shit, I'll take my chances with the nukeatron and getting felt up at the airport. At least I have some assurance that my blood will stay in my body by the time I reach my destination.
Oh, I'm not saying I didnt have it coming... Out in the hinterland I would get that sum-bitch up to 150, roll into town and get pulled over for doing 40 in a 35. So when you think of it I never 'got caught' doing anything except get driving a sporty car thru town.
But my wife drove a SUV, she could barrel thru a school zone at 80 with a disfigured 1st grader in her grill and the fuzz would not so much as blink an eye. Catch me rolling 5 over and it was gangbusters on patrol.
It was just the principle of the thing.
I used to drive a 'sporty model' and the local shit-kicker cops use to like to stop me and cite me for stupid crap.Young guy in an aerodynamic car with loud pipes, must be doing something wrong, never mind the minivan that just blew past me.
I started taking the tickets to trial, taking the opportunity to drill the officer on physics and math, velocity v acceleration, sin vs. cos, at 9pm( municipal court times ) It was pointless but entertaining, the cops didnt know how to respond to this type of questioning but the judge ordered them to answer. Im about as much a lawyer as they were mathematicians so I was always found guilty( surprise ) but it was fun.
The harassment eventually stopped. Conclusion: being a pain in the ass is a virtue.
Great, more shit to worry about.
Really dude, with Borders out of business there goes my plans for 'retirement' /sigh/ I guess there is still a Wal-Mart to fall back on...
Thats a lot of scratch to pay for decorative items... Dont they sell those fake book box things at Kirklands? Much cheaper.
Glad I could help.
Wait, Borders WASN'T a library? I have a Borders library card in my wallet...
Shit, no wonder they going under.
NO, and kindly never broach this subject again, for the love of humanity. If they institute a federal sales tax the feds will gradually keep more and more of it( because, hell, they got it ) the local governments will return to collecting local taxes again( because they can ). You'll end getting saddled with both.
Don't give the weasels any fucking ideas.
If the human genome contains code for virus, is it possible for human cell biology to produce a virus spontaneously? Thats kinda interesting.
Ha! Dr. Freud, please call your office.
Uh, you're not supposed to EAT food stamps, are you? Have I been doing it all wrong?
Seems like there is a bunch of them, no?
Al Qaeda is going to try to smuggle weapons onto airplanes in the rectums of rouge TSA agents?
The only way to be sure we have a secure air transport system is to perform a cavity check on every TSA agent everyday they show up to work.
Spread the word.
Look guys, the Coward gets it!