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  1. Re: Debian Spiral on Debian Dropping Linux Standard Base (lwn.net) · · Score: 1

    Protip: Don't reboot servers, and you won't need systemd to make them boot faster.

  2. Re: Irony on Dormant Virus Wakes Up In Some Patients With Lou Gehrig's Disease · · Score: 3, Funny

    I see you have a case of Stage 4 Whiney Pussy Syndrome. I think a couple of massive doses of LightenTheFuckUpFrancis might be called for.

  3. What are the odds that Lou Gehrig would have died of Lou Gherig's disease? Can you imagine his conversation with the doctor?

  4. Re:Reno?? A little hot, no? on Switch To Build Largest Data Center In the World In Reno · · Score: 2

    Nonsense. I lived in Reno many years ago. It's "high desert" - summertime extreme highs are in the low 90's, and it cools down to low 70's at night. The humidity is low year-round, as is precipitation. Sunshine is abundant. Linky. As to your slander of the residents, perhaps you should have spent more time hanging out with people NOT in the casino industry.

  5. Stop the presses! on Study: People Emit a "Germ Cloud" of Bacteria As Unique As a Fingerprint · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm pretty sure any dog could have told you that.

  6. Re:Run for your life on Ask Slashdot: Herding Cats, Aging Systems? · · Score: 2

    EJECT!! EJECT!!

    You'll never ever overcome that much inertia and penny-pinching. Don't spend the next five years being frustrated before you figure this out.

  7. Re:I am sure the women in the crowd will like this on Ada Lovelace and Her Legacy · · Score: 5, Funny

    My friend and I invented mechanical computation, and all I got was this lousy language named after me.

  8. Re:If you can't beat em... on Brain-Eating Amoeba Scoffs At Chlorine In Water Pipes · · Score: 1

    I used to play in a garage band called Brain Eating Amoebas.

  9. Re:Nukes on Citi Report: Slowing Global Warming Could Save Tens of Trillions of Dollars · · Score: 3, Informative

    1952, Chalk River, Canada: A reactor shutoff rod failure, combined with several operator errors, led to a major power excursion of more than double the reactor's rated output at AECL's NRX reactor.

    Many of the other "nuclear accidents" (OMG!! OMG!!!) you're trolling are equally exciting, and this one is rated at 5 on a scale of 1-7.

  10. Re:Expect major BIAS on F-35 To Face Off Against A-10 In CAS Test · · Score: 1

    I know if I was a grunt on the ground, I'd damn well rather have an A-10 covering me than an F-35.

  11. Re:The summary makes me quiver on Harshest Penalty for Alleged Rapist Was For Using a Computer To Arrange Contact With Teen · · Score: 1

    Now that's funny.

  12. Re:The summary makes me quiver on Harshest Penalty for Alleged Rapist Was For Using a Computer To Arrange Contact With Teen · · Score: 1

    I knew you were joking, I couldn't believe some idiot modded it "troll". Of course sometimes when you loose arrows you lose arrows.

  13. Re:The summary makes me quiver on Harshest Penalty for Alleged Rapist Was For Using a Computer To Arrange Contact With Teen · · Score: 1

    NO! "Death by JSON" is even funnier than "XML is like violence..."

  14. Re:The summary makes me quiver on Harshest Penalty for Alleged Rapist Was For Using a Computer To Arrange Contact With Teen · · Score: 4, Funny

    As an archer, I have to admit reading that made me quiver with laughter; but then again, after I loose* an arrow, the bow does quiver for a bit.


    *First correct usage of "loose" in a sentence in the history of Slashdot.

  15. Re:it's just going to get shrugged off? on Federal Court Overturns Ruling That NSA Metadata Collection Was Illegal · · Score: 1

    Well, it's not 'just' shrugged off -- this is the great US legal system.

    That's true. First, a bunch of lawyers got paid. Then it was shrugged off.

  16. Re:Excuse me, but.... "win"? on FBI Informant: Ray Bradbury's Sci-fi Written To Induce Communistic Mass Hysteria · · Score: 1

    This is from the days when J. Edgar Hoover was running the FBI, just a few years after Joe McCarthy was doing his Red Menace shtick in the Senate. Take it all with a BIG grain of Cold War Paranoia salt.

  17. Re:Never saw them anyway on Amazon To Stop Accepting Flash Ads · · Score: 0

    Yeah, that new HTML5 tag is great! And advertisers voluntarily compliance using it is holding steady at 100%.

  18. Re:I heard they taste like chicken on Georgia Aquarium Battles Federal Government Over Belugas · · Score: 1

    In Japan, parents tell their children that chicken tastes just like beluga whales.

  19. Re:Who is it for, really? on Breathalyzer Bike Lock Stops Drunken Cyclists In Their Tracks · · Score: 1

    Next time you see a bicycle (especially a POS) outside the local neighborhood liquor store or bar, just remind yourself that the person using it is doing so because they had their license revoked for DUI. Just sayin'.

    Meanwhile your begged question is right on the money.

  20. Re:Of course they're losing money on Leaked Documents Suggests Uber Is 'Losing Millions' · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They keep breaking laws and having to pay out the ass in fines. Their model won't be profitable until they buy off enough lawmakers to get the regulations changed.

    The next round of Uber stories we'll be reading will involve their being named as co-defendants in wrongful death lawsuits involving unsafe vehicles. In my state, cabs and limos have to go through a state safety lane twice a year. Cab/chauffeur drivers have to have special training and licenses. And cab/limo companies carry PLENTY of liability insurance, and are pretty picky about who drives for them. Uber can try to hand-wave all of that, but sooner or later, huge jury payouts are going to run them into bankruptcy.

  21. Re:If you don't have riveting hero(s).... on Fantastic Four Reboot Released To Tepid Reception · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To be fair, Jessica Alba as Sue Storm had EPIC FAIL written all over it from the first press release. And she certainly didn't disappoint - in the epic fail category. I'd rather pretend those two movies didn't exist at all, and pretend that this is the remake of the Roger Corman Fantastic Four origin story, which wasn't half bad in comparison.

  22. Re:Great on Marvell's Kinoma Create Keeps On Creating (Video) · · Score: 2

    Because if it's one thing IoT needs, it's javascript.

    Well, let's think about IoT RealMedia or IoT ActiveX as alternatives. Then again, let's not.

  23. I don't get it on Marvell's Kinoma Create Keeps On Creating (Video) · · Score: 2

    Where's the Stan Lee cameo?

  24. Halfway Open Source on REMzen Claims They Can Help You Sleep Better (Video) · · Score: 1

    That's like halfway pregnant, isn't it?

  25. Haters gonna hate on Parts of SOPA Hiding Inside a Boring Case About Invisible Braces · · Score: 1

    Lawyers gonna weasel.