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  1. Re:Score!!! on What Does It Mean To Be a Data Scientist? · · Score: 1

    I know, right? I wonder how Slashdot even got anyone from Dice to even notice them, much less do a full, informative, in-depth interview about cutting-edge technology!

  2. Re:Poop test on Replacing the Turing Test · · Score: 1

    Computers have pooped on me LOTS of times.

  3. Re:To summarize. on The Strangest Moon In the Solar System · · Score: 5, Funny

    Done, saved you a long and pointless narrative.

    Where were you for all those Bennett Hassleton articles?

  4. Re:Unique? on The Strangest Moon In the Solar System · · Score: 1

    But our work isn't finished. Now that we've gotten Pluto kicked off the list of planets, we need to get fucking Plutonium off the Periodic Tale of Elements.

  5. OK, so let's rewrite the headline... on DEA Planned To Monitor Cars Parked At Gun Shows Using License Plate Readers · · Score: 1

    DEA Planned To Monitor Cars Parked At Kraft Shows Using License Plate Readers
    DEA Planned To Monitor Cars Parked At Dog Shows Using License Plate Readers
    DEA Planned To Monitor Cars Parked At Quilting Shows Using License Plate Readers
    DEA Planned To Monitor Cars Parked At Cat Shows Using License Plate Readers
    DEA Planned To Monitor Cars Parked At Boat Shows Using License Plate Readers
    DEA Planned To Monitor Cars Parked At Jewelry Shows Using License Plate Readers


    I didn't say you were paranoid, you must have imagined that.

  6. Re:Perl is more expressive on Perl 6 In Time For Next Christmas? · · Score: 4, Funny

    And note that writing unreadable/unmaintainable code is an aspect of the *coder*, not the language.

    That's the funniest thing I've read today. We're talking about a language that has 82 ways to say a = a + 1, 81 of which are completely, gobbletygookly incomprehensible (and look like cartoon swearing) to the average (non-brain damaged) programmer. The FACT is, the language is deliberately designed to reward the cuteseypoo "I (self) graduated from VisualBasic, and I'm WAY cleverer than the rest of you", combined with the "this is a contract job, and I've never ever ever had to maintain somebody else's code" effect, produces the worst, most unreadable, most unmaintainable code on the planet. Get the average Perl programmer, point a .357 magnum at their heads, and ask them to modify something they wrote six months ago, and watch the bloody hilarity ensue.

  7. Re:Armchair engineering at its finest on Engineers Develop 'Ultrarope' For World's Highest Elevator · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That has GOT to be the most trollish post I've ever ever ever read here. You have NO IDEA how Slashdot works, do you?

  8. Re:I remember back when Google used to not be evil on Google Explains Why WebView Vulnerability Will Go Unpatched On Android 4.3 · · Score: 1

    I am altering the deal; pray I do not alter it any further.

  9. Not to be an apologist for Google, but on Google Explains Why WebView Vulnerability Will Go Unpatched On Android 4.3 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apple and Microsoft control their own update process on all platforms; Google does not. It's the individual carriers who are getting in the way of Android updates.

  10. Re:Nobody should trust these scammers on Winklevoss Twins Plan Regulated Bitcoin Exchange · · Score: 2

    Oh come on. They're going to be regulated by the ultra-strict US banking regulations. Those poor bankers can't get away with ANYTHING.

  11. Re:Too Many Ewoks on Disney Turned Down George Lucas's Star Wars Scripts · · Score: 1

    Trust me, when the Disney execs get done with it, there will be more than enough princesses.

  12. Re:Lucas has lost it. on Disney Turned Down George Lucas's Star Wars Scripts · · Score: 1

    Could you be more ... specific?

  13. Re:Yay!! on Disney Turned Down George Lucas's Star Wars Scripts · · Score: 4, Funny

    No way. I hear JJ is saving the Kardashians for the DS9 reboot.

  14. Re:VOIP? on Calls For European ISPs To Filter Content Could Be Illegal · · Score: 1

    Careful citizen, you're skirting dangerously close to thougtcrime.

  15. Re:Good for a chuckle, anyway. on Calls For European ISPs To Filter Content Could Be Illegal · · Score: 1

    Of course, the politicians and security beaurocrats are the ones defining which content is "certain" content. But what's really laughable is that actions like this _might_ be precluded by privacy rights, rather than freedom-of speech rights. Sure, I know it's Europe, so muzzling some ideas is deemed OK, theorecically to prevent another Nazi uprising (or whatever).

  16. Re:Kirk on Fan Films on Star Trek Continues Kickstarter 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Kirk: "Then ... ... ... ... let ... them ... die".

    FTFY

  17. Re:Not to mention... on Cuba's Pending Tech Revolution · · Score: 2

    I used to work for an after-market brake parts supplier. They had a full-line catalog: if you needed a master cylinder for a 55 Checker cab, they could sell you one. The sales and marketing guys used to have wet dreams about the day when Cuba would open up.

  18. Oh, go right ahead with that on European Countries Seek Sweeping New Powers To Curb Terrorism · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...an effort to rewrite laws just hours after dozens of arrests across Europe offered dramatic evidence of the threats security officials say are facing the continent.

    'Cause the Patriot Act worked out so well for us.

    Never mind worrying about the terrorists winning, it's the fascists who are doing the winning

  19. Re:Anthropocene Epoch. on The Anthropocene Epoch Began With 1945 Atomic Bomb Test, Scientists Say · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're thinking of the Spankocene Era.

  20. Re:Anthropocene Epoch. on The Anthropocene Epoch Began With 1945 Atomic Bomb Test, Scientists Say · · Score: 1

    No, that was the Industrial Revolution: steam trains and burning coal.

  21. Re:The ultrasonic nozzles in the TFA... on Deep-Frying Graphene Microspheres For Energy Storage · · Score: 1

    I remember experimental ultrasonic vapor carburetors (Edelbrock IIRC) from the late 70's. Don't know why they never saw mass production, seemed like a great idea, simple and effective.

  22. Incomplete summary on Marriot Back-Pedals On Wireless Blocking · · Score: 4, Informative

    We're not talking about them blocking wireless hotspots in guest's rooms, that's just overlap. The issue is that they were blocking wireless hotspots in convention space they were renting out, so the individual conventioneers and exhibitors HAD to buy the Marriot wi-fi package at exorbitant prices.

  23. Re:Literally on Authors Alarmed As Oxford Junior Dictionary Drops Nature Words · · Score: 1

    That's literally the silliest thing I ever read. OK, Mr. Smart Guy, what does "literally" mean literally?

  24. Completely misses the point on Big Names Dominate Open Source Funding · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Concentrating on the money these big corporations give to Open Source foundations and ignoring the salaries they pay to dedicated Open Source developers is a ridiculous comparison -- a drop in a bucket.

  25. Thank god on New Implant Lets Paralyzed Rats Walk Again · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm really tired of walking past dozens of empty reserved for paralyzed rat parking places to get into the grocery store.