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  1. Re:Bad and Wrong now more valuable than Don't Be E on Microsoft Is Now More Valuable Than Alphabet (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    That's an amazing grasp of market economics you have there.

  2. Re:Who? on Mary Meeker's 2018 Internet Trends Report (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    Give it as much creedence as you would "Gartner predicts...".

  3. Re:This story is a Dupe from a month ago on Why Thousands of AI Researchers Are Boycotting the New Nature Journal (theguardian.com) · · Score: 2

    Oh, lighten up. The original was submitted via UDP.

  4. "There can be only one." Where have I heard that before?

  5. Re:Look very carefully at this gift horse. on Code.org Is Crowdsourcing Database of US K-12 Schools That Teach, Or Don't Teach CS · · Score: 1

    Sorry, on the "atrocities against humanity" scale, self-taught Visual Basic beats all that hands down.

  6. Re:so how do you prevent from scanning your plate on Repo Men Scan Billions of License Plates -- For the Government (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That sounds suspiciously like the "if you're not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to hide" argument. The fact is, we now live in a 24x7 surveilance police state, with the corporate bloodsuckers monetizing the raw data wherever possible.

  7. The approved method was to smoke a lot of reefer in the parking lot, and eat a couple of brownies. About the time the smoke was wearing off and Keir Dullea's pupils stopped dialating, the brownies were really fully kicking in for the "My God, it's full of stars" bit.
    I remember the very very first time I saw it (no brownies as yet), I was the only person in the theatre who had read the book already. I remember narrating (as best I could) "what the fuck is going on?" for the people around me.

  8. Re:And probably not a single one... on 100 US Mayors Sign Pledge To Defend Net Neutrality Against Crooked ISPs (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 2

    I see you waving that red herring.

    Local jurisdictions grant monopoly franchises because corporations insist upon them. The (land) phone lines, electricity, water, sewer, natural gas, roads/sidewalks and cable TV connections to YOUR house (and everybody else's) are Natural Monopolies, where the capital costs are so high for last-mile coverage that "easily switching to a competitor" isn't possible because there aren't any and never will be. A corporation isn't going to wire every house in a city on the off chance that they might eventually get half of them as customers, but only after they engage in a price war with their entrenched competitor who already has 100% coverage.

    Taking a look at the clusterfuck that is the overlapping cell phone networks shows you how your idea works, and an individual cell phone tower covers the entire last mile, not just a single location.

    Tell us another free-market libertarian fairy story.

  9. And that's just a slap on the wrist on Wells Fargo Agrees to $1 Billion Fine Over Home and Auto Loan Abuses (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) is going to get the death penalty for this.

  10. Re:Linear thinking on Kurzweil Predicts Universal Basic Incomes Worldwide Within 20 Years (hackernoon.com) · · Score: 2

    With apologies to Michio Kaku (again), but Ray Kurzweil is still the biggest hack on the planet.

  11. Re:Fuck o! on Ask Slashdot: Do You Miss Windows Phone? (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. Almost as much as I miss Passenger Pigeons and AMC Gremlins.

  12. Re:I like this sentence in the article on CRISPR-Altered Plants Are Not Going To Be Regulated (For Now) (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I don't think you want to go with "this (selectively bred) experimental species (Africanized bees) escaped containment and has since been wreaking environmental havoc" as a positive example for why this decision is a Good Idea.

  13. "U.S. Privacy laws" on Americans Less Likely To Trust Facebook than Rivals on Personal Data (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    LOL, headline should be: "Americans less likely to believe in U.S. Privacy laws than the Easter Bunny".

  14. Re:Well sure it does on Vim Beats Emacs in 'Linux Journal' Reader Survey (linuxjournal.com) · · Score: 1

    Eventually Mallocs All Core Storage

  15. Well sure it does on Vim Beats Emacs in 'Linux Journal' Reader Survey (linuxjournal.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Most of the Emacs users are still waiting for it to load so they can cast their vote.

  16. Re:does not seem very useful on IBM's Watson Is Going To Space (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 1

    Agreed. They should have used "CIMON: your plastic pal who's fun to be with".

  17. Well, he was nominated, but he closed the ticket five minutes later with a WONTFIX.

  18. Sorry. If this humor's too meta for you, we can get a fat man and shoot at his toes to make him dance.

  19. Who cares?

  20. Re:I fucked up on Amazon Is Designing Custom AI Chips For Alexa (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    They both said "nothing".

  21. I fucked up on Amazon Is Designing Custom AI Chips For Alexa (theverge.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I accidentally called Siri "Alexa", and now neither one of them is speaking to me.

  22. Re:can't beat my doctor on Where Old, Unreadable Documents Go to Be Understood (atlasobscura.com) · · Score: 2

    Hey, I've got some stuff on 8" floppies that'd give her a run for her money.

  23. I took my superionic ice for a ludicrous mode drive in my Tesla with my katana and pit bull.

  24. Re:New direction for Uber on Uber and Lyft Want You Banned From Using Your Own Self-Driving Car in Urban Areas (siliconbeat.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can you say "rent seeking"? Sure, I thought you could.

  25. Riiiiiiight... on Finland Will Introduce a Mobile 'Driver's License' App (yle.fi) · · Score: 1

    The digital driving license will not record the location of its user or serve as a tracking device.

    See? It says so right on the tin. No. Really. Big Brother isn't watching. No matter what kind of Terrist/AmberAlert stuff we later proclaim, we PROMISE we won't use this to indiscriminately do whatever the fuck we feel like. Really. You can trust us. Honest.