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  1. Re:Predictions.. on Report: By 2035, Nearly 100 Million Self-Driving Cars Will Be Sold Per Year · · Score: 1

    I was really just commenting on fusion itself, which has been 20 years in the future for the last 50 years.

  2. Re:Predictions.. on Report: By 2035, Nearly 100 Million Self-Driving Cars Will Be Sold Per Year · · Score: 2

    Look on the bright side: in 22 years, we'll be able to recharge these self-driving cars by plugging them into the fusion reactors we'll have by then.

  3. Re:Who is getting ripped off here? on Instagram "Likes" Worth More Than Stolen Credit Cards · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm baffled that there's any value in real "likes". Other than marketing-department dick-waving, that is. Has anybody noticed the CW commercials for new shows this fall all end with "Go to Facebook and like (some show you've never seen and isn't out yet)". Seriously, does the fact that some random web surfer took the time and effort to click a button really have any real-world value?

  4. Re:Has Sarah Palin been alerted? on Canadian Military Developing Stealth Snowmobile · · Score: 1

    Ya see??? That's "what's wrong with this country these days", tards can't tell the difference between "hating on" retards and "making fun" of retards.

  5. Re:Has Sarah Palin been alerted? on Canadian Military Developing Stealth Snowmobile · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, but her IQ does.

  6. Re:Sorry, not interested on Amarok 2.8 "Return To the Origin" Released · · Score: 1

    I guess I wasn't clear. I've had "-semantic-desktop" set globally (in make.conf) all along. I dumped Amarok when it started insisting it wanted kedlibs(+semantic-desktop), and nepomuk (which I refuse to install) as well.

  7. Sorry, not interested on Amarok 2.8 "Return To the Origin" Released · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm a Gentoo user, and I ditched Amarok a few versions ago, when it started insisting I compile kdelibs with +semantic-desktop AND expected nepomuk to be running, too. I told that fucking camel to get its nose right out of my tent.

  8. Re:Not exactly suprprising on VMware CEO: OpenStack Is Not For the Enterprise · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...get down to the hard work of delivering a compelling cloud platform...

    You just redlined my Marketing Weenie Detector.

  9. Re:And this solves the problem how? on Has Anyone Seen My Rabbit? · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget the airwaves full of commercials for lawyers with phone numbers like 1-800-BAD-DRUG trolling for "clients". Tort law in this (US) country is what allows these parasites to go hunting for the deep pockets, and why the big-pharma product-liability insurance rates are so high.

    Remember, you might be entitled to substantial compensation.

  10. Re:Sooo.... on Cold War Plan Tried To Put a Copper Ring Around the Earth · · Score: 1

    Glad to see the /. moderating system working so well. /sarcasm

  11. An IT guy? Really? This kind of site is why we have to put up with graphics/UI people.

    Go to the visual atrocity that is the home page. Click on the section labeled "Library". Get a page of
    2013 Jan Feb Mar ...
    2012 Jan Feb Mar ...
    ...
    links to .PDF documents, not the barest hint of what you'll see when you get there. TOC be damned.

    Go to the "Gallery" section and see a list of links in ASCIIbetical order of useless gallery names, (ex: "Bill Toomey's images") each individual one with thumbnails in a vertical format.
    "Events" top level section gets you a "No events defined" page. And so on.

    All this website needs is blinking text to be GeoCities-ready.

  12. Re:He's right - Android is eating iOS's lunch on Larry Ellison Believes Apple Is Doomed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here's a story published this week about how Android is growing three times faster than iOS if you prefer statistics instead:

    No, no thanks, this is Slashdot; personal anecdotes (or even better, unfounded opinions) are preferred over "facts", which are subject to change.

  13. Re:Amazon AWS and EC2 already do this on Microsoft Is Working On a Cloud Operating System For the US Government · · Score: 4, Funny

    MS Recycle Bin 95 was Apple Lisa Wastebasket 82.

    Well, at least Microsoft was good enough to recycle it, rather than simply bury it in a landfill.

  14. Re:So bacteria have a form of high frequency tradi on Bacteria Behaviour Can Shed Light On How Financial Markets Work · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually, high frequency trading is a cancer on the economy.

  15. Re:Really? Political correctness? on Should the Next 'Doctor Who' Be a Woman? · · Score: 1

    Sigh. Kids these days. In The Keeper of Traken, The Master stole Tremas' body. After that, The Master simply started regenerating (Derek Jacobi (single biggest misuse of a great actor EVAR) to John Simm) again, without explanation.

  16. Re:Fuck Obummer!! on Stop Fixing All Security Vulnerabilities, Say B-Sides Security Presenters · · Score: 0

    Obvious troll is oblivious.

  17. Re:Nick Fury was unavailable for comment on NVIDIA Open Sources SHIELD's Operating System · · Score: 2

    Ever see the David Hasselhoff made-for-TV Nick Fury: Agent of Shield? (unintentionally) Funniest. Movie. Evar.

    Seriously, wear Depends if you ever watch it, you're going to need them.

  18. Re:What exactly have they opened? on NVIDIA Open Sources SHIELD's Operating System · · Score: 2

    Yesterday's story was about how Qualcomm were being assholes just for spite about releasing the big GPU driver blobs for the bootloader for the new Nexus 7.

  19. Re:Omni, we take science on a LSD trip on Omni Magazine To Reboot · · Score: 1

    ...bad movies like Sharknado.

    Now you've gone too far. If that doesn't deserve a "Flamebait" mod, I don't know what does.

  20. Re:Well, I guess that settles that on AOSP Maintainer Quits · · Score: 1

    If "fit in a pocket" is in your criteria, then the Nexus 7 isn't for you; you want a phone form-factor. However, if you're looking for the perfect tablet form factor, then 7" is the right size to fit in your hand without danger of dropping it.

  21. Well, I guess that settles that on AOSP Maintainer Quits · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Up until this news, I was seriously considering buying one.

  22. Re:Typical Microsoft approach on MS Office For Android: Pretty, But Woefully Incomplete · · Score: 2

    Microsoft have a dominant market position in the smart phone and tablet markets?
    You must be using some new branch of mathematics that I wasn't previously aware of.

    No, Microsoft has proven it statistically, the proof just involves extensive use of i - and a couple of NaN's.

  23. Re:The Romans found out about lead on NRA Launches Pro-Lead Website · · Score: 2

    Rarely have I seen a post "How about, nothing?" and a username "Myopic" more brilliantly complement each other.

  24. Re:Barnes bullets must love this on NRA Launches Pro-Lead Website · · Score: 2

    Exactly. Hadn't previously considered the notion of a musket being an "assault rifle" during the last American revolution, but the idea of one being so today is pretty funny. A quick Google search gives us some pretty funny images:

    There's this, which shows us musket-as-original-assault-rifle in a historical context, and this, which shows us a musket with a black nylon stock and all sorts of scary attachments. I totally have to agree with the "bet your ass George Washington would have owned one" sentiment.

    And imagine just how spooky an 1873 Winchester lever-action was in its day...

  25. Re:Barnes bullets must love this on NRA Launches Pro-Lead Website · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That would depend on whether Dianne Feinstein thinks it's scary-looking or not. Never mind the statistics on how many gang drive-by shootings are comitted with assault muzzle-loaders*, it's all about the perception and fear-hype rookie reporters for the local 6-o'clock news can work up.

    *Winner of the "funniest concept of the day" award.