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  1. Re:Predicable do-gooder medling. on Robotics Researcher Starts Campaign To Ban Development of Sexbots · · Score: 1

    What next, will she outlaw my freedom to fuck an apple pie if I want?

    Yes, because the apple pie is taking the role of the oppressed womyn and therefore you are a male rapist (and in case you're female, you're a virtual male rapist). Also, how old were the apples in the pie? If you haven't got a Title 18, Section 2257 certificate for them you're in serious trouble.

  2. Re:'highly persistent' on Attackers Install Highly Persistent Malware Implants On Cisco Routers · · Score: 1

    Ah, but this isn't a standard advanced persistent threat, this is a new leading progressive radical extreme foremost precedent-setting brilliant smart flexible wide-scope refined intense dazzling acute severe maximum ultimate persistent threat.

    (That's a standard APT, but machined from aircraft-grade aluminium, and painted tactical black).

  3. Re:Theory on Alabama Will Require Students To Learn About Evolution, Climate Change · · Score: 1

    That was my immediate reaction as well. "Evolution is the theory, but only the Holly Babble contains THE TRUTH. Praise be to Jeebus".

    You can lead a horse's ass to knowledge, but you can't make it think.

  4. Re:Broke the law of bribery on Google Found Guilty of "Abusing Dominant Market Position" In Russia · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    'When we do, we will study it and determine our next steps."

    My guess would be that something like the Russian Volleyball or Backetball federations are going to see a sudden injection of, uh, sponsorship money as Google's next step.

  5. Re:Broke the law of bribery on Google Found Guilty of "Abusing Dominant Market Position" In Russia · · Score: 1

    You're assuming they broke the law. It's antitrust,

    This is Russia. It's not antitrust, it's a shakedown. They didn't pay the right people the right amount of money. So now they go back and sponsor various sports teams and federations run by Russian moguls with political connections to the tune of a few million dollars (a standard way of handling bribes in Russia) and suddenly that nasty antitrust investigation goes away again.

  6. Re:Don't say that this side of the Pacific... on 25 Years Ago, a Meeting Spawned Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    because it needs to be "translated" from "English" into "Australian".

    Fair dinkum cobber, those dunny rats are charging us prices that aren't within cooee of the US ones, it's all exy as, it's enough to make you want to hit the turps!

  7. Re:How about take away their guns. on New Tech Puts the Brakes On Bullets Fired From Police Sidearms · · Score: 1

    We all know that if you give this to cops they will shoot a 12 year old kid in the head with it sooner or later.

    This [pause] is an eighty-eight Magnum. This goes through armor and it goes through the victim... through the wall... through a tree outside. It shoots through schools.

  8. Re:If only there were a system like this... on An Algorithm To Stop Joke Plagiarists · · Score: 1

    Bennett, Bennett, Bennett, ...

    Great, now you've gone and summoned him...

  9. Re:GODDAMIT, I THOUGHT THIS HAD FINALLY ENDED! on An Algorithm To Stop Joke Plagiarists · · Score: 0

    Who cares about an algorithm to stop plagiarization of jokes, give me an algorithm to stop Bennett Haselton from using Slashspot as his personal blog.

  10. Re: Thats the usual problem with any radar system. on Researcher Hacks Self-Driving Car Sensors · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Remember that you're dealing with something moving at the speed of light here, combined with short distances, so the delays are so minute that you need exotic techniques like optical heterodyne detection at the receiver to measure nanosecond-level differences. In fact I'm surprised the replay attack worked at all, I'm guessing the receivers were incredibly permissive in how they treat incoming signals, given that you'd (theoretically) need nanosecond-level synchronisation for it to work.

  11. Re:Thats the usual problem with any radar system. on Researcher Hacks Self-Driving Car Sensors · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nearly all of them (from sonar, radar, lidar...) all are susceptible to various interference techniques.

    For LIDAR it's actually not that hard to counter, instead of emitting a continuous series of pulses you emit a pseudrandom sequence. Anything that comes back that's out-of-sequence gets rejected. Since the attacker can't predict the sequence, they can't send back fake signals in the same order (assuming you're not using a crappy random number generator).

  12. Re:Brendan Fraser? on Ice-Age Fossils Unearthed At Construction Site In California · · Score: 2

    Because nobody Rs TFA: This was found in Carlsbad, closer to San Diego than LA

    Well everyone knows that San Diego has fossils, several of them teach maths at UCSD.

  13. Re:EEVblog on DDoS-Style YouTube Dislikes For Sale · · Score: 1

    It was meant as a tongue-in-cheek comment. I love his work, but it's like listening to Steve Irwin after he's had eight espressos.

  14. Re:EEVblog on DDoS-Style YouTube Dislikes For Sale · · Score: 1

    I love EEVblog, it's fantastic stuff, but Dave has a voice that's even more annoying than Cilla Black. And that might be the reason for the dislikes, that having to listen to a voice that compares unfavourably to fingernails on a chalkboard would lead to negative votes.

  15. Re:First they came for the sea stars... on Robot Submarine Poisons Sea Stars To Save Coral Reefs · · Score: 1

    Two legs good, five legs bad.

  16. Re:You like a new show... on Is There Too Much New Programming On TV? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Forgot the name, the one that's a cross between 2001 and an interplanetary treasure hunt. That had potential.

    Oh, you mean the one with thingy in it, the guy from that other show. And the girl with the hair. And giant robots. I loved that show. It should never have been taken off the air.

  17. Re:As they say on 60,000 Antelope Died In 4 Days, and No One Knows Why · · Score: 4, Funny

    Forget about the deer, I hope they've got refrigerator trucks out there collecting all that free hamburger meat.

  18. Re:Putin got tired of riding bears on New Russian Laboratory To Study Mammoth Cloning · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, the US was already cloning elks back in the 1980s.

  19. Re:And...? on Google Changes Logo · · Score: 1

    I sometimes see just gibberish, dark marketing gibberish.

    "I see marketers talking gibberish. They walk around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're talking gibberish. They're everywhere".

  20. Re: I hope not on Browser Makers To End RC4 Support In Early 2016 · · Score: 1

    Firefox 69 the porn edition will down on you on a regular basis. Their marketing motto will be "Firefox 69 sux even more".

    Years ago, back in the days of IE 6, I had a t-shirt made that said "Firefox sucks less". Your comment there just reminded me that if I'd had the same shirt done today, it'd have to be "Firefox sucks more". Sigh.

  21. Re:It's no ARMv8 on Intel Launches Onslaught of Skylake CPUs For Laptops, Hybrids and Compute Stick · · Score: 5, Interesting

    arm loses on everything except watts, for certain things, and price. but even a chip for a cheap laptop would beat an arm chip priced for a laptop.

    That was certainly something that came as a surprise to us about... oh, I think it was two years ago, just how underpowered ARM chips are compared to what look like similarly-specced x86 ones. We were looking at moving to at least some ARM-based server stuff for power and cost reasons, but quickly found that they don't come close to the performance of x86 hardware (that was after spending forever on tuning and optimisation, we assumed we'd set things up wrong but it turned out that they just don't make for good server devices).

    I'm not trying to bash ARM here, just pointing out that if I want to build a versatile tablet or embedded device I wouldn't think of anything other than ARM, but for a server I wouldn't think of anything other than x86 (or equivalent, Sparc, Power, whatever). They're just designed for totally different market segments.

  22. Re:Older browsers on Browser Makers To End RC4 Support In Early 2016 · · Score: 0

    Mozilla said Firefox's shut-off date will coincide with the release of Firefox 44 on Jan. 26.

    So they've already got a prediction for when they'll have managed to drive their market share down to zero? Wow, it's closer than I thought.

  23. Re:Firewall/Router blocking settings? on Microsoft's Telemetry Additions To Windows 7 and 8 Raise Privacy Concerns · · Score: 2

    Here's mine, rather more brief than yours since it was written purely as a memo for future reference:

    Create key HKLM\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\GWX, then add DisableGwx
    as REG_DWORD, value = 1.

    Win+R -> taskschd.msc, open Task Scheduler Library | Microsoft | Windows |
    Setup, which has two subkeys gwx and GWXTriggers. Delete all entries in
    gwx, the other can't be deleted because of permissions, for this use Win+R
    -> tasks, which opens C:\Windows\System32\Tasks. Go to
    Microsoft\Windows\Setup, which is where taskschd gets its config for GWX
    from, and take ownership of GWXTriggers and all its subfolders. Then
    refresh taskschd and delete the GWXTriggers entries.

    Finally, kill the GWX task from Task Manager.

  24. Re:Firewall/Router blocking settings? on Microsoft's Telemetry Additions To Windows 7 and 8 Raise Privacy Concerns · · Score: 2

    Makes much more sense to un-install those privacy downgrades.

    An easier option is probably just to disable them, it looks like the sole purpose of the Diagnostics Tracking Service is to send data back to Microsoft so if you prevent it from running you should be fine.

    Disclaimer: I haven't run Snort on this yet so I don't know if there isn't something else phoning home with my data, but DTS seems the obvious candidate to kill.

  25. Re:Tell me it's an optional plugin... on Mozilla Project Working on Immersive Displays (Video) · · Score: 1

    Damn I wish I had mod points to mod stuff like this up. Everone involved in (mis-)managing Mozilla should be required to read the contents of this discussion (although I doubt it'll help, sigh).