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Is There Too Much New Programming On TV?

HughPickens.com writes: John Koblin writes in the NY Times that there's a crisis in television programming felt among executives, viewers and critics, and it's the result of one thing: There is simply too much on television. John Landgraf, chief executive of FX Networks, reported at the Television Critics Association Summer Press Tour that the total number of original scripted series on TV in 2014 was 371. The total will surpass 400 in 2015. The glut, according to Landgraf, has presented "a huge challenge in finding compelling original stories and the level of talent needed to sustain those stories."

Michael Lombardo, president of programming at HBO, says it is harder than ever to build an audience for a show when viewers are confronted with so many choices and might click away at any moment. "I hear it all the time," says Lombardo. "People going, 'I can't commit to another show, and I don't have the time to emotionally commit to another show.' I hear that, and I'm aware of it, and I get it." Another complication is that shows not only compete against one another, but also against old series that live on in the archives of Amazon, Hulu or Netflix. So a new season of "Scandal," for example, is also competing against old series like "The Wire." "The amount of competition is just literally insane," says Landgraf.

Others point out that the explosion in programming has created more opportunity for shows with diverse casts and topics, such as "Jane the Virgin," "Transparent" and "Orange Is the New Black." Marti Noxon, the showrunner for Lifetime's "UnREAL" and Bravo's "Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce," says there has been a "sea change" in the last five years. "I couldn't have gotten those two shows on TV five years ago," says Noxon. "There was not enough opportunity for voices that speak to a smaller audience. Now many of these places are looking to reach some people — not all the people. That's opened up a tremendous opportunity for women and other people that have been left out of the conversation."

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  1. Why not stop making new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Until people start asking for new ones?

    1. Re:Why not stop making new shows by CurryCamel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because capitalism.
      Company X does what you suggest, company Y carries on. Pretty soon company Y has more viewers, just because they are putting out more stuff.

      Reminds me about the last stages at the fall of communism. Or the shoe event horizon on Frogstar B.

    2. Re: Why not stop making new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee Talk
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      "Talk about it amongst yourselves"

    3. Re: Why not stop making new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because people are content with watching the same shit over and over. That's why there are so many fucking seasons of shit like American Idol.

      Thankfully there's YouTube, where there's some creative programming there (although there's most certainly a ton of crap too). Cable TV and Hollywood are both almost unwatchable these days.

    4. Re:Why not stop making new shows by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Keeping existing shows running means they run out of plots and ideas, and keep jumping sharks as to try to prevent repeating the same plot over and over.
      Also there is the creative aspect towards making a new show. Why do we make new software vs. just maintaining the existing branch, there is argument about architecture and other stuff. But it really comes down to the fact that we as humans like to create Just keeping a show running gets dull, starting a new show is much more interesting.
      Also it comes down to money. You start a new show, you hire some actors many of them starting out. The show is a hit, so the actor gets more famous and asks for more money, as their time is being spend towards other project, which pay more. So the show will either have to pay the actor more money, find a way to write him out of the script, or just stop the show. And make a new show with different actors.

      I think right now the influx of news shows comes down to cheaper production costs. Traditionally with had new shows from the big 3 NBC, ABC, and CBS. FOX then got big enough to product its own shows. But still most of the cable stations just showed repeats or low quality productions. But the cost is getting to a point where we are getting a lot of companies can afford to come up with original content. So there is a big influx of content.

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    5. Re:Why not stop making new shows by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There are shows that rolls on because they attract stupid people that are too lazy to skip the commercials and there are smart shows that gets cancelled because the ad providers considers the audience impossible to target.

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    6. Re: Why not stop making new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True enough in broadcast, but paid services like netflix, etc. are reversing that trend.

      Also, now i need to go pull out my jarre records.

    7. Re: Why not stop making new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, now i need to go pull out my jarre records.

      What does that have to do with the price of eggs?!

    8. Re:Why not stop making new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because I may consider the existing ones shit and do not match my tastes?

    9. Re: Why not stop making new shows by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 2

      I'd be willing to pay for Netflix or even Evilzone Prime membership if they continued shows like Stargate Universe, Terra Nova, Star Trek, etc.. There is too much cheap and stupid scifi but everything that's worth watching (for me) stops after a season or two.

    10. Re: Why not stop making new shows by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 2

      oops, forgot about firefly

    11. Re: Why not stop making new shows by fisted · · Score: 2

      Am I the only one to notice that this story disproves Betteridge's law of headlines?

    12. Re:Why not stop making new shows by satch89450 · · Score: 2

      The problem as I see it isn't that there are "too many new shows". It's that there are too many new shows that target the masses, to attract advertising to said masses. That means that fringe shows rarely get the attention they might deserve on their merits, because the bean counters don't see large number of eye-balls.

      tl;dr: it's a business model issue.

      Unfortunately, the other parts of Hollywood, the movie studios, have been bitten by the number-of-eyeballs silliness, because they want large returns on their big-budget creations. The only time a Hollywood studio will take a chance on a movie is if it can be done on the super cheap and distributed on a smaller number of screens. Not many modern movies meet the criteria. That's why we are seeing the flood of big-budget remakes, reboots, and sequels.

      I personally "cut the cord" when TCI blacklisted me: my house-mate died and I refused to take over the service or pay the back bill. (The executor of the estate never paid the overdue bill.) I wasn't their customer, but they held me responsible anyway because I was living in the house! After that, every time I moved, every attempt to get cable service has been blocked by that blacklist...so I do without. (I get my cable modem service through a reseller.)

      And, frankly, I don't miss it. I used to rent those TV series that caught my eye, then the rental business collapsed. I've considered Hulu and Netflix, but I'm not sure I want to commit the time to that form of entertainment. So I buy DVDs of those shows that interest me. Most of them in the used market, not the new.

      Movies in theatres? The time interval between my visits to theaters is pretty wide. I went from Cars to Pitch Perfect 2 -- not exactly the type of movie customer The System wants to have. Part of the reason is I don't like the "movie experience" of people talking, texting, and worse. Or, in my last outing, the movie house had the sound turned up too loud -- the singing was good enough that they didn't have to blast it out. (And the usual excuse, dating, is out because I don't date anymore.)

      Let's not talk about trailers in the theatre (I don't see), on TV (I don't see), and on YouTube (I do see). Most of the trailers convince me to NOT see the movie being advertised...

    13. Re: Why not stop making new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not their problem. The problem is greedy executives running so many ads that I forget what program is supposed to be on.

      I've got to the point where I find almost any advertising offensive, but whenever I get to the point of literally not knowing why a channel is on because of multiple ads back to back to back I find something else because no program is worth that.

    14. Re: Why not stop making new shows by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Wake me when Netflix et al start making big-budget sci-fi shows.

      Until then, I'll just watch reruns of Star Trek, if anything. The last thing I want to watch is a show about how horrible prison life is. I already know it sucks; I don't need to spend my entertainment time seeing it. I want to see something optimistic.

    15. Re: Why not stop making new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, now i need to go pull out my jarre records.

      What does that have to do with the price of eggs?!

      Look at the username of the poster he's replied to.

    16. Re:Why not stop making new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      It has nothing to do with "smart shows", that's just pretentious bullshit. TV shows are created for the singular reason to sell advert slots (BBC in the UK is the famous exception). The content is irrelevant. Content is created to draw in eyeballs, which are then used to price ad-slots.

      If you think watching TV is anything more than a distraction for corporate (or government) interests, I suggest you go back to school.

    17. Re: Why not stop making new shows by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, it really doesn't. There aren't too many new shows. There are simply too few shows getting renewed. Every episode that has aired before is "new programming". There's certainly not too much of that. If anything, there's too little. If you watch whatever is on Netflix, you'll run out of new content before you watch TV every evening for two years. After that, you'll be sitting there looking for new content and not finding any that looks interesting to you. Yet the shows that you aren't interested in are probably interesting to other people, so those shows should still continue to exist.

      The real problem, unfortunately, is what it has always been: ratings-driven executives who are not content to pay for shows unless they find their audience instantly and are broadly popular. This leads over time to progressively lower-quality programming that dumbs down everything to be "good enough" for the largest possible audience, while being seen as "good" by none of them.

      What we need is what we have always needed: executives who have the courage to allow a show the time to find its audience, even if that takes three or four seasons, who are willing to guarantee more than a half season at a time, giving people a reason to think long-term about a show's future. Without that, most TV will continue to be what it has become: crap.

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    18. Re: Why not stop making new shows by porges · · Score: 1

      You must not know about the Wachowski/Straczynski "Sense8". Unless by big-budget you mean SFX-laden? But it's beautifully shot on location around the world.

    19. Re: Why not stop making new shows by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Very interesting! Thanks for the tip, I'll put it in my Netflix queue. I would like to see SFX-laden space-going sci-fi, but this looks interesting too. I liked Stracynski's "Jeremiah" show for the most part too, and that certainly wasn't big-budget or SFX-laden.

    20. Re:Why not stop making new shows by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Nope, keep making shows. Even though the marginal cost of production is nearly zero, video is under copyright and only minimally fungible and therefore we need tons and tons of video to drive the price down.

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    21. Re: Why not stop making new shows by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      There are some on Syfy (still hate that name) not Netflix.

      Killjoys and Dark Matter just finished airing. Expanse is going to air in December.

    22. Re: Why not stop making new shows by russotto · · Score: 1

      You must not know about the Wachowski/Straczynski "Sense8". Unless by big-budget you mean SFX-laden? But it's beautifully shot on location around the world.

      It's also fucking terrible and more soap-opera than SF.

    23. Re: Why not stop making new shows by keith_nt4 · · Score: 1

      Re: Sense8
      Not really sci-fi. More a drug fever dream. With mensuration jokes. And transvestite sex. And total bullshit ending.

      Summary: /it's a trap!/

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    24. Re: Why not stop making new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still catch an ep of MWC every now and then. It's surprising how relevant that show still is. Kids are still stupid, adults are still grasping.

    25. Re: Why not stop making new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there are too many shows, or more accurately too many channels leading to too many shows.

      There are only so many eyeballs, and the explosion from 4 networks to 100+ has simply resulted in smaller audiences for everyone, and in turn smaller revenue as the ad revenue now gets split more ways. This has then resulted in a drive for cheaper programming, and the spiral downwards continues as you start to lose audience to other distractions.

    26. Re: Why not stop making new shows by datavirtue · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think they are just used to the model where people ravenously jump on a new show and stay glued to it until it dies. It doesn't work like that anymore. I consume when I want to and when I have time. The show will be there forever...what is the rush? There is nothing wrong with all of this content...it will sit around and people will steadily consume it. I know people who will not watch a popular show (Walking Dead) util it is over! People like to binge watch without commercials on their favorite streaming service. How is this not completely obvious?

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    27. Re:Why not stop making new shows by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      It has been known for a century that you cannot target smart people (most popular shows bore the absolute hell out of me). That is why state school systems were created with the purpose of standardizing as much of the population as possible so goods could be targeted and produced in massive quantities with less risk. We see every tree in the forest through the lens of the industrial revolution.

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    28. Re: Why not stop making new shows by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I have been trying to get through the first episode of firefly for a year. Please help me understand how this is captivating scifi.

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    29. Re: Why not stop making new shows by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why people still get emotionally invested in television shows. I did that once. They canceled it. I've not been a fan of television since, really. I don't even have OTA television (I don't think? I might. I've yet to try.). The show in question was Misfits of Science. It was awesome in every way.

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    30. Re: Why not stop making new shows by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 1

      patience.. the beginning of episode one looks cheap. then it picks up.

    31. Re: Why not stop making new shows by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

      Make sure to watch them in the correct order, too.

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    32. Re: Why not stop making new shows by vlad30 · · Score: 1
      Additionally very few show producers believe in their work only the money might make quickly. Consider the inventor often inventing for the sake of inventing or working day and night to solve a problem they believe in many of them won't even get or ask for financial support until they get a working prototype. A writer writing for many years on a novel they believe in. Or a programmer believing in their code making a difference

      On the other hand a show though gets pitched as an idea to a TV exec with deep pockets if the exec thinks there is an audience he orders a pilot then if the pilot passes orders a series at no point has the original idea generator been taken a risk financially only going by most tv shows a few minutes thinking about what to rehash/reboot. e.g. cop show lets mismatch 2 partners and let that be the dynamic or match a male and a female and watch the story unfold just describes 95% of detective procedurals and movies.

      Once the producers have to put there own money in you might find more quality and variety.

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    33. Re: Why not stop making new shows by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      Also Those producers forget the rest of the world a good show may have a niche market in the USA but worldwide there are more people which may appreciate the show 280m in the USA while statistics show that 50% of the worlds population can understand english. Hollywoods stupidity and poor business sense is costing them eyeballs

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    34. Re: Why not stop making new shows by adhdengineer · · Score: 1

      I know it's going to run against the slashdot hive mind think, but soap opera SF is exactly how i felt about the battlestar galactica remake

    35. Re: Why not stop making new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true

    36. Re: Why not stop making new shows by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      I think they are just used to the model where people ravenously jump on a new show and stay glued to it until it dies. It doesn't work like that anymore. I consume when I want to and when I have time. The show will be there forever...what is the rush? There is nothing wrong with all of this content...it will sit around and people will steadily consume it. I know people who will not watch a popular show (Walking Dead) util it is over! People like to binge watch without commercials on their favorite streaming service. How is this not completely obvious?

      I can see this. I usually wait for a couple of seasons to be up before watching. My wife and I like to watch an episode or two each night until we get caught up then switch to another show. Once we are out of that show we don't jump back into it as soon as a new season comes up. We are out of the habit or have forgotten why we thought it was so awesome or are busy with another show at the time. So it ends up being a while before we get around to that show again.

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    37. Re: Why not stop making new shows by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Several good shows lately have ended after a single season—not enough time for me to even tell my friends how good it is. Put people who understand and appreciate the shows in charge and dump the generic MBAs.

  2. Jane the virgin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently "Jane the virgin" is actually a remake of a 2002 tv show, so it looks like somebody _did_ manage to get that show on TV more than five years ago.

    1. Re:Jane the virgin by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Marti Noxon, the showrunner for Lifetime's "UnREAL" and Bravo's "Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce," says there has been a "sea change" in the last five years. "I couldn't have gotten those two shows on TV five years ago," says Noxon.

      Jane the Virgin is an entirely different show than what he's working on according to the summary.

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    2. Re: Jane the virgin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She. Marti Noxon is a she. For Buffy obsessives, she's the one who confesses to a parking attendant that she's not wearing underwear in "Once More With Feeling" ...

    3. Re: Jane the virgin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh baby. I'd park my car in that garage ;)

    4. Re: Jane the virgin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought we weren't allowed to use personal pronouns any more. I believe the correct term is "it" (or is it "smee"?).

    5. Re:Jane the virgin by thogard · · Score: 1

      It follows the formula of Soap from 1977. Take an absurd idea and just push the boundaries in a semi-plausible way for some effect. Soap operas have been doing that since the early days of radio. The TV show Soap used that formula and in place of the absurd romantic ideas, tried comedy and pushing the edges of social issues that could be shown at the time.

    6. Re:Jane the virgin by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Apparently "Jane the virgin" is actually a remake of a 2002 tv show, so it looks like somebody _did_ manage to get that show on TV more than five years ago.

      Somebody got a show on non-US TV, and it was a success. And that's what got it on US TV. That neither proves somebody could have gotten it on US TV 5 years ago, nor that somebody in the US could have come up with the idea on their own.

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    7. Re:Jane the virgin by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      If you really want to see an example of the US TV industry screwing a program try watching the British series Coupling. It is one of the funniest shows I have watched in years. The US version is just awful, awful, awful. I know we are talking about sci-fi here but I have read stuff you have posted before and I strongly recommend this show for you.

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    8. Re:Jane the virgin by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      First episode on YT --. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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  3. As Stalin said... by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Quantity has a quality all of its own.

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    1. Re:As Stalin said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More shows, more hype to catch losers sitting on a sofa munching themselves into diabetes, equals more advert slots. TV exists to sell ads. Show content is irrelevant.

    2. Re:As Stalin said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't Stalin, it was an American assistant defense secretary in the 70's. Only Americans could argue such stupidity with a straight face. Nice try though.

      http://www.quora.com/Who-said-Quantity-has-a-quality-all-its-own

    3. Re:As Stalin said... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Given that the Soviets' policy throughout WW2 was the embodiment of the phrase, the fact that you can't name the guy, and finally, FFS, you cite those spamming cuntards, I remain unconvinced.

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  4. Literally by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The amount of competition is just literally insane," says Landgraf.

    Then you should commit yourself to a sanitorium, mr. Landgraf.
    "Literally" does not mean "very much like".

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    1. Re:Literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      insane |insn|
      adjective
      in a state of mind that prevents normal perception, behavior, or social interaction; seriously mentally ill: certifying patients as clinically insane | he had gone insane.
        (of an action or quality) characterized or caused by madness: charging headlong in an insane frenzy | his eyes glowing with insane fury.
        in a state of extreme annoyance or distraction: a fly whose buzzing had been driving me insane.
        (of an action or policy) extremely foolish; irrational or illogical: she had an insane desire to giggle.

    2. Re:Literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed. poor use of the word as usual.

    3. Re:Literally by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Where did he say that he was insane? Learn to parse a sentence already.

      P.S. ITYM sanatorium, unless you're suggesting he has tuberculosis.

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    4. Re:Literally by mwvdlee · · Score: 0

      If the amount of new programming is insane, the decision that created such new programming must be insane.
      Mr. Landgraf is chief exec of FX networks, one of the network that contributes to the amount of new programming.
      Since Mr. Landgraf is responsible for the decisions that created the new programming, he is insane.

      What part did I parse incorrectly?

      Also, "sanitorium" and "sanatorium" are nearly same thing. The one with the "a" is the tuberculosis one, not the one with the "i".
      http://www.ehow.com/info_87669...

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    5. Re:Literally by paiute · · Score: 0

      "With the way literally is being used, quite literally it will soon have a new meaning added to high profile dictionaries."

      Which begs the question of how much corruption in usage you are willing to tolerate.

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    6. Re:Literally by aitikin · · Score: 1

      With the way literally is being used, quite literally it will soon have a new meaning added to high profile dictionaries.

      Too late:

      Definition of LITERALLY

      1
      : in a literal sense or manner : actually took the remark literally
      2
      : in effect : virtually will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice — Norman Cousins

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    7. Re:Literally by purplie · · Score: 1

      "Literally" does not mean "very much like".

      Actually*, "very", or "verily" (from Middle English "verray" = true, real) does (literally) mean "literally".

      * And for that matter, so does "actually". In fact, it seems that almost every word ever invented that means "truly" or "actually" or "literally" or "completely" gets degraded though overuse of hypberbole to eventually mean "quite a lot".**

      ** Including "quite".

    8. Re: Literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Which begs the question of how much corruption in usage you are willing to tolerate."

      I see what you did there

    9. Re:Literally by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If the amount of new programming is insane, the decision that created such new programming must be insane.
      Mr. Landgraf is chief exec of FX networks, one of the network that contributes to the amount of new programming.
      Since Mr. Landgraf is responsible for the decisions that created the new programming, he is insane.

      By that logic, Werner Von Braun landed on the moon. Sorry, but attributes don't inherit like that.

      What part did I parse incorrectly?

      You failed to find the subject.

      Also, "sanitorium" and "sanatorium" are nearly same thing.

      That much is true. Indeed the confusion arose because people used to pretend loony relatives had gone away to recover from TB. Either spelling is allowable for TB, the "a" spelling is the euphemism.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      But don't get me started about Metallica.

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    10. Re:Literally by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      nonplussed
      nnplst
      adjective
      1.
      so surprised and confused that one is unsure how to react.
      "Henry looked completely nonplussed"
      2.
      NORTH AMERICAN informal
      not disconcerted; unperturbed. -- So, literally the opposite of the actual meaning.

      Thanks, Obama.

    11. Re:Literally by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Werner von Braun never decided to go to the moon himself.
      He decided to create rockets.
      Did he create rockets?

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  5. Donate some new scripts the Hollywood industries by LostMonk · · Score: 2

    Just donate some new scripts the Hollywood industries, they're plagued with sequels, reboots and lame, reworked, versions of anything that came out before 1986.

  6. You like a new show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... and then it's dropped after 1st or 2nd season. Yet piece of shit shows like 'lost' go on for a decade. Fuck this shit. Fuck you executives.

    1. Re:You like a new show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgot the name, the one that's a cross between 2001 and an interplanetary treasure hunt. That had potential.

    2. Re:You like a new show... by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Forgot the name, the one that's a cross between 2001 and an interplanetary treasure hunt. That had potential.

      Oh, you mean the one with thingy in it, the guy from that other show. And the girl with the hair. And giant robots. I loved that show. It should never have been taken off the air.

    3. Re:You like a new show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No robots, but there were pods and one of them was off limits. That guy who usually plays a soldier hit a kid while DUI. This geek, cut off the religous chickÃs thumb by accident.

    4. Re:You like a new show... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgot the name, the one that's a cross between 2001 and an interplanetary treasure hunt. That had potential.

      Oh, you mean the one with thingy in it, the guy from that other show. And the girl with the hair. And giant robots. I loved that show. It should never have been taken off the air.

      Ha ha, brilliant- shame I don't have mod points. :-)

  7. Too many of them aren't worth following by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remember Lost? The show where they would start with some interesting subplot, only to never revisit it in subsequent episodes? They just went on to some newer subplot.

    That's what I feel about new TV shows. If I give in to the show and start watching regularly, I must know that they're going to treat me well. But doing that kind of crap is boring as fuck for writers (evidently) because they hate it and only want to start with a blank slate every episode. I've been burned too many times. Now, they have THE NERVE to complain that viewers won't engage? God damn, it's your own fucking fault, people.

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    1. Re:Too many of them aren't worth following by swb · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Too many seem to have the following structure:

      90% of the time is dedicated to an episode specific narrative following a formula. Whether it's the detectives getting a case, the scientific guy chasing a new phenomenon, etc. For the most part the, the events in this portion are episode specific although usually there's some new morsel that exposes information the grand conspiracy and larger story arc when that episode's events are resolved.

      10% of the time is dedicated to following/expositing the serial aspect of the story, usually some kind of conspiracy or larger story. Very little information is exposed, mostly just enough to let you remember there's this bigger (and often much more interesting) narrative arc taking place.

      Mostly this just feels as if the series has been turned on its head. It should be about the 10% part that is the actual "meat" of the story. If (and only if) the dumb series runs enough seasons, the larger story arc might get resolved in some semi-satisfying way. Mostly it seems like the writer had a pretty cool idea but didn't know what to do with it, and fell back on the "case of the week" to fill it in because the bigger idea really didn't have much behind it.

      In some cases, this can be tolerable but most of the time you just feel strung along, like there's this really cool story that's going to get broken wide open...and then nothing, or something entirely lame like Lost happens.

      In contrast, really good series (like the Wire) manage to make the entire series about the story arc and the individual episodes expand and bring it out. Part of the Wire's specific genius was that it did this well and also had a seasonal anthology feel to it as the action shifted from the corner, to the port, to the dealers again without losing the larger momentum but giving us different characters and settings, too.

      When I start a new series if I feel like I'm being strung along by episode 4 or 5, chances are I won't ever get resolution and I just drop it.

    2. Re:Too many of them aren't worth following by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 4

      So few shows can have a story arc interesting and complicated enough to justify 16hrs or so a season worth of content. So you get that 2 min flashback scene every episode to drag it out over many seasons. Also, a lot of shows do have a larger story arc but (IMO) lack the ability to develop the characters and so instead get viewers by making every episode a "must see" by killing someone off (Game of Thrones Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy).

      Cop shows: there are so many plot devices that are just insulting too and at least to me actively repulse me: needing to keep a guy on the line to trace a call, infinite zoom on a crappy photo, every police station having that guy that can miraculously hack any computer in seconds etc. I think the variety of real life would be more interesting. The cop bitching about a bum knee might stop him from getting his 20 years in, the secretary blowing the boss. Dirty cops, racist cops, cops that actually try to help people, cops that give a damn but are incompetent etc.

      Some shows can be interesting mainly because their main character is interesting even without always having much of a story arc example House, Macgyver, Burn Notice, or occasionally having interesting moral dilemas: Star Trek, some old westerns.

    3. Re: Too many of them aren't worth following by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The show "Breaking Bad", did this to perfection. Each individual show is a masterpiece unto itself, and the bigger story line that crossed all seasons was genius.

      Best TV series I've seen by far. I'm half way through watching the entire series for the second time.

    4. Re:Too many of them aren't worth following by J.+D.+Swann · · Score: 1

      I think the variety of real life would be more interesting. The cop bitching about a bum knee might stop him from getting his 20 years in, the secretary blowing the boss. Dirty cops, racist cops, cops that actually try to help people, cops that give a damn but are incompetent etc.

      You should absolutely watch "The Wire."

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    5. Re:Too many of them aren't worth following by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Yeah that is the one exception to the rule.

    6. Re:Too many of them aren't worth following by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the variety of real life would be more interesting. The cop bitching about a bum knee might stop him from getting his 20 years in, the secretary blowing the boss. Dirty cops, racist cops, cops that actually try to help people, cops that give a damn but are incompetent etc.

      They made that shows. It's called The Shield.

      You're welcome.

    7. Re:Too many of them aren't worth following by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For cop shows, others already mentioned The Shield and The Wire. There's a new entry that looks promising, Public Morals, though it's only two or three episodes in, so this might be premature.

      - T

  8. Re:Donate some new scripts the Hollywood industrie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just donate some new scripts the Hollywood industries, they're plagued with sequels, reboots and lame, reworked, versions of anything that came out before 1986.

    No no no. The time when movies were better than what is on tv is over.
    Hollywood can sink for all I care (reboots of superhero movies, explosions, remakes of reboots of superhero movies, more explosions and so on. That's the only fucking thing they now how to do nowadays). Good riddance to those fuckers. Good programming on tv is the way to go forward.

  9. I wouldn't know... by Nemosoft+Unv. · · Score: 0

    I cut the cord a year ago. Didn't bother with Amazon, Netflix or Hulu. I listen mostly to the radio these days.

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    1. Re:I wouldn't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm cord and battery free. Now have a slave girl playing a lute.

    2. Re:I wouldn't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Puuuhh-leaaase. Radio is the devils invention. I listen to phonographs for its high fidelity and better warmth. None of those flat discs only, just the cylinders please, I like my sound in three dimensions thankyouverymuch. Also, and I'm sure I'm not the only one with this opinion, I feel like most recordings took a nose dive after Edison's seminal "Mary Had a Little Lamb." But maybe that's just me.

    3. Re:I wouldn't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've cut the cord years ago, now I'm writing my own scifi/fantasy/horror stories.

  10. So glad I don't watch TV by Billly+Gates · · Score: 0

    What a time waster. I know I am not alone either

    1. Re:So glad I don't watch TV by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, you are not alone, there are plenty of people like you, constantly mentioning to others that you don't watch TV. It is especially evident when the topic is watching TV, you'd think this is the one time when you'd decline to comment as you have no idea what's been going on, but no there are already several comments just like yours, already moderated up to +5 Insightful.

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    2. Re:So glad I don't watch TV by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Whatever rocks your boat. Near as I can tell, almost nobody actually cares to be productive all the time. Most of us have hobbies or interests which ultimately don't have any point at all except that we like it. That's usually the case for social interaction too, some people want more or less of it but a night of beers with my buddies rarely produces more than a hangover. I'm usually on the computer because TV is usually too dull and passive for me, it doesn't mean blabbing off a comment on /. is more productive. And it doesn't mean I need to go skydiving to get my adrenaline pumping. If you got too many ants in your trouser to sit down and watch TV, good for you. But I'm guessing you're ultimately wasting your time on something else. In fact, what you do when it's not to produce something usually reflects what you really want, the rest is usually work, chores, maintenance and repair that you "have to" do.

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    3. Re:So glad I don't watch TV by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      "Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of watching television." -- Cal Keegan

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    4. Re:So glad I don't watch TV by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You are missing out. There is some really good stuff on TV. Obviously don't get cable or watch it when the network wants you to. Enjoy it on your own terms.

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    5. Re:So glad I don't watch TV by dargaud · · Score: 1

      And so what ? I also sometimes mention that I quit TV 30 years ago as it was quite literally sucking all my time (and brain cells). I mention it because, as stupid as it seems, many people have no idea that it's possible to live without a TV. I'm not exaggerating. It's a bit similar to some discussion with religious people where they go: "It's impossible to live without believing in some kind of god..."

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    6. Re:So glad I don't watch TV by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

      People who watch TV are stupid. Avoid them.

    7. Re:So glad I don't watch TV by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

      This kind of humblebragging is more annoying than a SJW whine. Why are you posting here?

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    8. Re:So glad I don't watch TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're the vegans of entertainment.

    9. Re:So glad I don't watch TV by bledri · · Score: 1

      What a time waster. I know I am not alone either

      Honestly, TV is more interesting and compelling than Slashdot. I'm re-watching the 2005-now Dr. Who with my girlfriend and it's awesome. Slashdot is just a bad habit I developed in the 90s that I can't seem to break.

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    10. Re:So glad I don't watch TV by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      You're projecting. Where did I say I don't own a TV? Did you even read the linked article?

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    11. Re:So glad I don't watch TV by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Same here. We have a huge TV and never turn it on. No cable, but we have free Netflix, and even that can't get us interested enough to slog through all the shit in their listings in a vain attempt to find something, anything, worth watching.

      Breaking Bad was the last thing we actually watched, and it'll probably be the last thing we ever watch.

      Is there "good stuff" on TV? Probably, but it's buried by the mountain of shit-shows that are standard fare these days. And so we just don't watch TV anymore.

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    12. Re:So glad I don't watch TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey man, like ya know, it's a freakin' religious thing. Like those Christians who hang out in Atheist forums, and the Atheists freakin' on the Xians. Ya know, once you get hooked into something that makes your life so way better, ya kan't help nut evangelize it an shit. Ain't know one said it better than my personal savior, Frank Zappa.

      The lyrics, man, listen to the lyrics and sweat it!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnNDkHb0MU

      More, man, like way, way more-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JshARrVS_Q4

    13. Re:So glad I don't watch TV by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The only thing more predictable than someone saying "I don't watch TV" is that someone will then reply by dragging out that Onion article. Again. It's old, it's tired, and no, I don't need to read it again.

  11. Re:Donate some new scripts the Hollywood industrie by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Of course, when I read the title of your post, I thought of Bash, Perl and Python scripts. Maybe somebody can write a Python script, that writes better TV scripts than TV script writers?

    The most amusing TV show that I ever watched, was a cable "local access" program in Austin, Texas. It was titled "Guns of the Trailer Parks". It featured such things as bayonets for tactical shotguns. One quote was "Lots of folks like to have a bayonet on their shotguns!" In case this whooshed you, it was in no way serious.

    I guess if you run out of ammunition while hunting a bear . . . you can engage in "hand-to-paw combat" with it.

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  12. This assumes any TV is worth watching... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... why does the article assume it's worth going anywhere near any TV programming?
    Crap got replaced by different crap, and life is too short to waste time on it. End of story.

  13. Oh bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "That's opened up a tremendous opportunity for women and other people that have been left out of the conversation."

    Oh bullshit. Scripted TV is almost entirely for women. Shows are built around relationships and families, with men almost always a negative in some way (dumb, lazy, fat...) And it's hilarious when a man gets kicked in the balls, but if a woman gets hit in any way, shit hits the fan.
    Minus sports and some action programmes, most of TV is female orientated.

  14. from the red site by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    already discussed this on the red site

    Hilarious

    Network producers think there's "too much on television" and people think "there's nothing to watch on television". Who is right? Well, how about we look at the rising trend of people cancelling their cable subscriptions.

    Bullshit, there's another, more serious issue

    There's not enough reason to commit to shows on american television because they're highly prone to cancellation. Why should I commit to a show if the network won't? I've seen too many shows run on for a long time (gotta milk that cash cow until it dies, apparently) and then get cancelled before concluding.

    This damages the viewers' trust in future shows. Nobody wants to commit to anything because it's almost guaranteed to die instead of finish. What percentage of american television shows reach their conclusion? 1%? 3%? There's no reason to take the risk.

    Meanwhile, in the rest of the world...

    Interpretation

    Here's the interpretation you should take away from this:
    "We have lost all negotiating power since all these show creators can take their show so many other places. We can't resurrect old crap anymore for guaranteed income, but we're not risky enough to bet on new material. We even tried to lock as much content behind paywalls, but people just stop watching our stuff instead of paying us again to watch it any other way than when it airs. We actually have to do the job we've been claiming to do since cable was conceived. ...and it's HARD!"

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    1. Re:from the red site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This damages the viewers' trust in future shows

      Good one.

    2. Re:from the red site by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Viewers have become good at spotting shows that will be cancelled early. That stops them watching those shows, making them even more likely to be killed off.

      Perversely the better the show is the more likely it is to be cancelled. This is especially true of generas like sci fi.

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    3. Re:from the red site by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Why should I commit to a show if the network won't?

      Who thinks in terms like this, in terms of "committing" to a show? Has Hollywood and the mass-entertainment industry really gotten people so fucked up so that people actually think about "committing to a show"? Do you have to sign some fucking Loyalty Oath or document that states you'll watch it faithfully? This is just fucking stupid.

      Seriously, that's one of the saddest things I've heard in quite a while. "Commit" to a show. FFS, get a life.

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    4. Re:from the red site by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      This damages the viewers' trust in future shows

      Lol, like I ever had any "trust" in any show, anywhere, ever. That's a supremely retarded thing to say.

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    5. Re:from the red site by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      They probably don't think in terms like this, but I know a lot of people that don't like to watch a show until it's done (read: cancelled). A similar thing happens in fictional novel series, where you have some people reading each book in a series and some waiting until it's done.

      I would also say that a lot of people are essentially committed to eg. Game of Thrones. They like the series and then they want to watch it right when it comes out so they can talk with their friends about it on the Internet/next day at work/not get spoiled/because they just can't wait.

    6. Re:from the red site by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      They probably don't think in terms like this, but I know a lot of people that don't like to watch a show until it's done

      I won't watch a show until it's done because there is nothing on TV compelling enough to make me sit through tampon and cat food commercials to watch it, and because there's nothing on TV compelling enough to make me wait a week between episodes.

      But "commit" to a show? It's a fucking TV program, not a marriage or a decision whether or not to amputate a limb.

      I would tell these people who are worried about "committing" to a TV program to get a fucking grip and reevaluate what their life is all about.

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  15. Makes it hard to decide what to watch by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    With so many new shows each year, I have trouble deciding what to watch. My time is limited so I can't watch even a few minutes of every one of them. I have to go by the previews, reviews, and advice of friends. By the time I find one I want to watch, they've cancelled it or keep moving it around on the schedule making it hard to find. The premium channels seem to do a better job of promoting and scheduling, and most of the better shows lately have been on them.

    My solution is to just wait and catch a whole series on Netflix or Amazon Prime. It may be a year or more after the series has ended, but if it's good, I don't care.

    Oh, and while there may be a ton of new shows, there are only a few good one. Most are pure crap.

    1. Re:Makes it hard to decide what to watch by Tailhook · · Score: 3, Insightful

      With so many new shows each year, I have trouble deciding what to watch. My time is limited so I can't watch even a few minutes of every one of them.

      These are called "white people problems."

      I am failing to understand how any of this is an actual problem. So making a popular show doesn't mean you earn 200 lifetimes of income for you and yours because there is so much competition. How tragic. Excuse me while I spend 0.00035 microseconds feeling sorry for content owners and superstars.

      We have been told, most often by IP owners, that without their staggering profits new content would no longer be made. I guess that's a "problem" we can stop worrying about.

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  16. Lame excuse by William+Baric · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm pretty sure there are a lot more books published each year than TV shows, and yet it seems this does not pose a problem for writers.

    1. Re:Lame excuse by 605dave · · Score: 1

      But, but they are books! And if you read a book you're a better person than if you read the same words on a tablet. Oh, and I don't want watch TV (except for the things I do watch that don't "count" as TV).

      Oh, and we should talk about food sometime.

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    2. Re:Lame excuse by Optic7 · · Score: 1

      TV shows cost a LOT more money to make than books, so they have a much, much higher threshold of money that they need to generate to be viable. Consequently, that means that the market can bear a lot fewer TV shows than books.

  17. Wrong Premise: ... too much shitty programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    X-Files (non-bounty hunter shows) 1993

    Slashdot, the Series (pre-DICE) 1997

    Family Guy (pre-HD shows) 1999

    Dead Like Me (classic) 2003

    Then I drove my Chevy to the levy . . . singing bye-bye Miss American Pie. When prime time started fucking, and dialogue include shit and balls, that was the end.

  18. I would love some proper new shows by baileydau · · Score: 1, Informative

    ... that aren't "reality TV" drivel.

    Around here (Australia) there is bugger all new "real TV" coming out now days.

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    1. Re: I would love some proper new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only guaranteed thing on traditional TV, is shit tons of commercials. In any given TV show, I would not be surprised if 40% of the air time is commercials.

      I absolutely hate commercials, hence I absolutely hate "live" TV.

      Anything half way decent I'll DVR and watch later (to skip commercials), or I'll pick it up on Netflix assuming the show is even semi-popular and not cancelled abruptly.

    2. Re:I would love some proper new shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those 'better' shows tend to cost far more to produce than the other shows. People tend to forget that, but it's a major factor in the cancellations. Blowing things up costs money. Chatting in an apartment doesn't.

    3. Re:I would love some proper new shows by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh yes it does.

      It costs you viewers.

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    4. Re: I would love some proper new shows by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I don't watch much television, none at home actually - I own a nice TV but it is for movies and don't even know if I get OTA programming up here, but I was reading about television shows recently and one of the things the article mentioned was that the standard is 48 minutes of program (including credits etc.) and 12 minutes of commercials. So 20% or 1/5 of the hour is spent on commercials. I believe the article mentioned that it was 22 minutes for a 30 minute program so nearly 30% of a half hour show is apparently dedicated to advertising.

      I've become so acclimated to not seeing ads that I don't even like, to the point where I hate them and actively do something else to avoid them, the ads on Hulu. Why, as a paid member, am I subjected to ads??? Which is why, to explain, I was reading said article in the first place. I think someone linked to it from a Slashdot comment actually? This was not a long time ago, within the past month as I recall, so I doubt that it has changed.

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  19. 9000 movies in 2014, only 4800 TV episodes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So is he saying there are 400 scripted SERIES, i.e. about 4800 *shows* at 20 shows a series??

    Compare that to movies:

    IMDB 2014 there are 9080 Movies made in 2014....
    http://www.imdb.com/search/title?year=2014,2014&title_type=feature&sort=moviemeter,asc

    Twice as many movies made each year as TV shows. So there is a long way to go.

    In terms of Android apps there were probably another half million app added last year. Just as the 3000th fart app is ignored, so is the 3000th clone of Friends or the 3000th movie about zombies.

    1. Re:9000 movies in 2014, only 4800 TV episodes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Correction that should be 12 shows / series estimated).

      Looking at 2000, IMDB says there was 3787 movies (but that could be IMDB not cataloging all movies in the early days of IMDB)

      You can see the trend in IMDB easily:

      Year = count
      2000 = 3787
      2004 = 4044
      2008 = 5763
      2012 = 8083

  20. Too bad all the good stuff gets canceled by jonwil · · Score: 1, Troll

    Too bad most of the good stuff gets canceled just as its getting interesting while garbage like Survivor gets 31 seasons of the same boring unwatchable crap.

    At least the new season of Scorpion starts in a few weeks and the new seasons of Madam Secretary and CSI: Cyber in a few weeks after that. So there ARE still good TV shows out there but they are few and far between (and mostly on expensive-to-purchase cable channels e.g. Halt & Catch Fire on AMC)

    1. Re: Too bad all the good stuff gets canceled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? All the CSI's are brainless made for the American masses cheesy drivel. I cannot understand how CSI Miami was watched by anyone at all. Total. Shit. An embarrassment for everyone involved.

    2. Re: Too bad all the good stuff gets canceled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you forgot the /s, rather I hope you forgot it. CSI and Scorpion are the tripe we're referring to as being awful.

      Now, take a look at Mr. Robot, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Defiance, Humans, and The Man In The High Castle if you want brilliant writing and stories.

    3. Re: Too bad all the good stuff gets canceled by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Hey, I actually happen to like CSI in all its forms (although Miami is definitely the weakest of the lot)

      In terms of GOOD geek programming though, the best I have found is Halt & Catch Fire from AMC. Second season of that wrapped up not too long ago and I hope it comes back for a third.

      AMC knows how to do good TV (Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Halt & Catch Fire, Mad Men).

      And yes I am very much interested in "The man in the high castle" although I haven't found a way to see it in Australia yet since we dont get Amazon digital content...

    4. Re:Too bad all the good stuff gets canceled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scorpion was NOT good television. The main character constantly has to remind the viewer how brilliant he is, the events are based on 'real events' from a man who has been known to over embellish. Stereotypical characters that cannot be related to...it's Hollywood's idea of what geek life is like.

      Let's hack a new firmware into a plane tethered to a laptop in a ferrari! Let's try to shoehorn a relationship into this with an autistic child, his mom and an idiot savant.

      This show is drivel.

    5. Re:Too bad all the good stuff gets canceled by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Its still better than Survivor, X Factor, Biggest Looser or any of the other so-called "reality" TV that seems to dominate the screens these days...

    6. Re: Too bad all the good stuff gets canceled by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      CSI was actually kinda entertaining as long as they did their research. The first few episodes, I dare say even the first few seasons, were quite well done and they had done their homework, made sure they represented what they showed at least halfway decently and credibly.

      Sadly that was soon axed for more gimmicky shows and flashy effects. Not to mention that whoever writes their database software should be shot...

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    7. Re:Too bad all the good stuff gets canceled by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The average image interference is better than the shows you mention, that is no standard to work with.

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    8. Re: Too bad all the good stuff gets canceled by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I don't usually advocate piracy but, well, if you can't get it in Oz then I'd suggest looking into kat.cr or thepiratebay.se and finding the content there. There's a few sites that do television shows for streaming. You may find it on zmovies.tw (they may have changed the URL - just search for zmovies) shush.se, and watchseries-online.ch for you to look into. One of those may have what you seek. I don't really have any ethical qualms about people accessing content that's not available to them because of the country they reside in. Pirate the hell out of it.

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  21. Right by tsotha · · Score: 2

    There was not enough opportunity for voices that speak to a smaller audience. Now many of these places are looking to reach some people — not all the people. That's opened up a tremendous opportunity for women and other people that have been left out of the conversation.

    This kind of statement reminds me of Catholic church every Sunday as a child. You don't really believe it, you don't think about it, but you know you're just supposed to mumble these words when you get to this point in the ceremony. How in the world could anyone believe women have been "left out of the conversation"? Does this man actually own a television?

  22. Too much crap by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

    I'm hoping that in this ocean of excrement a few decent shows might sneak by and float to the top, and some do, but not enough for me to have one to watch every day of the week.
    Netflix and HBO certainly manage to do it consistently.

    Maybe the execs should stop greenlighting the same trope-ridden bullshit stuck together with minimal effort writing they think is sufficient to hold a semi-coherent narrative.

    If all you're producing is the entertainment equivalent of white noise, even the lowest common denominator you're targeting is not going to stick with it because it's interchangeable with the white noise everyone else is producing.

    1. Re:Too much crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry, but US TV has merly become the intermission between the Ad breaks.

      An Ad break comes along just as you start getting into the plot and bang. 3-5 minutes of crap before the show starts again.
      Rinse repeat and carry on.
      When I visit the US I don't even try to watch the TV (or streaming) because of the odious advert breaks.
      Who cares about the story, just think of the poor advertising agencies. (F them)
      Back home everything I watch is done via the PVR.

  23. looking up replacement hymens on alphabet.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    set awash in an ocean of petroleum related products,,, no surprise,, with more intricate parts than a space shuttle & on the fly dna upgrades momkind has certainly created us in her own image,,, softer gentler leanings of tears innocence mercy honesty,, newclear options... cease fire,, stand down,, wipe off that frown,, there's moms & babys in all of our towns...

  24. Why not just do it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Firefly: loved. Dropped at ep. 13 or so. Zero closure (from the network. Kudos on cast and others for the attempt with the movie, but... 2 hours of movie cannot replace many hours of series.) Poster child for network insanity, lack of foresight driven by must-profit-this-quarter-or-shareholders-will-riot.

    Homeland: the season "finale"? Nothing. Not a damn thing worth airing. And the drivel-infested baby-angst... omg, switch it off. Bad enough its basically cop-porn, federal-style, unlimited excuses for "What constitution? Constitution? Isn't that something to do with whether I catch cold or not?" but I have to have baby angst inflicted on me? It's no wonder these series die on the vine when the shows grievously lose focus like that.

    Speaking of baby angst, Sons of Anarchy: An entire inane SEASON of baby-angst. Hollywood: When I want "soul searching humanity" in my drug-dealing, weapons-smuggling, murdering, underhanded, principle-free smorgasbord of evil gangland bottom-feeders, I'll let you know, mkay? Don't hold your breath on that one, either. They would have lost me over that baby-kidnap nonsense if it wasn't for Crazy-Pants McGillicuddy, AKA Tig Trager. He was constantly saving episodes. Best-written character on the series by leaps and bounds.

    Mostly-consistent entertainment: Deadwood, Game of Thrones, Vikings, Ray Donovan, House of Cards, and (surprisingly) Daredevil.

    There may be a lot of new shows, but there sure aren't a lot of good new shows. I'm not having any trouble at all trying to choose what to watch. I'm having trouble finding anything worth watching, and if I do find such a thing, they'll probably cancel it anyway.

    Then there's the abject cop porn. Talk about appealing to the lowest common denominator. Total bottom-feeder trash. But at least there's a huge audience for it. We can't all manage to keep the drool off our faces. That's exactly what keeps Fox News on the air and Trump in the running — the huge number of utter idiots in the general population. I can't think of a single cop show where a major theme wasn't the show trying to make excuses for absolutely inexcusable behavior by the cops. I mean, okay, if the show is *about* inexcusable behavior, alright then. But when the "hero" is off the reservation and they play that up as a good thing, that's just destructive to every reasonable and sane point of view there is. Awful stuff. I''m not talking about antiheroes either. When a show about a cop is clearly holding cops up as "the good guys", and they can't be bothered with little things like people's actual rights, as if their correct role was legislator, judge and jury all rolled into one, I just turn the show off.

    My only real problem with TV is finding anything worth watching. I get that stranger in a strange land feeling more often than not, and sadly, it doesn't come staffed with a libertarian, open-minded genius, super mental powers, and telepathic aliens. Just a vague urge to go do the hermit thing in a cave.

    1. Re:Why not just do it right? by Computershack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There may be a lot of new shows, but there sure aren't a lot of good new shows. I'm not having any trouble at all trying to choose what to watch. I'm having trouble finding anything worth watching

      In the immortal words of Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home", "Got thirteen channels of shit on the TV to choose from"

      Except its no longer 13, more like several hundred....

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    2. Re:Why not just do it right? by Z00L00K · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or for that matter Max Headroom - the problem with that show was that it was too critical of viewer ratings and ads to get finance from people placing ads.

      Like the Blipverts episode.

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    3. Re:Why not just do it right? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Just see Futurama reference - 4000 (or something) channels and nothing to watch, channel inflation...

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    4. Re:Why not just do it right? by JMJimmy · · Score: 2

      For me 'Firefly' hits on the answer. There is a complete lack of competition in the scifi genre. You have the comic book series and you have whatever mediocre "scifi" that SyFy/Space put out. Growing up there was a massive amount of scifi to choose from, from Star Trek to Lex and everything in between. There was an analysis done on imdb data, I can't find the link, however, it showed something like 7 times the historic average during the 90s. These shows have massive followings to this day and they create revenue streams outside of the show itself with toys/games/models/costumes/etc.

      For me personally, I watch any scifi that comes out no matter how bad it is simply because I'm trying not to re-watch my library for the 8th or 9th time.

    5. Re:Why not just do it right? by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Thus making it perfect for a HBO or a netflix to do. Quality programing that pisses off advertisers.

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    6. Re:Why not just do it right? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > For me 'Firefly' hits on the answer. There is a complete lack of competition in the scifi genre.

      Completely agree! There is a complete dearth of *good* Sci-Fi.

      Here's my list sorted alphabetically:
      (Note: You'll have to forgive me for including "scifi-y" stuff. Some of these clearly aren't SciFi but I've lumped them together since they had an interest in Science.)

      = Sci-Fi TV Shows =

      * Battlestar Galactica (2004) - Holy shit, this was freaking AWESOME! Excellent writing and acting.
      * Caprica (2009) - OK, had potential; worth watching if you liked BSG
      * Continuum (2012) - Good; Struggles to be great. Worth watching simply because it is far better then the rest of the junk out there currently. Status: Ending this year w/ Season 4.
      * Extant (2014) - Complete and utter shite and I even *like* Halle Berry (well, I did, before her boob job) Do we get an endurance badge for watching it? SO much potential and it is completely squandered time and time again.
      * Futurama (1999) - EXCELLENT, Smithers. Oh wait, wrong character ;-) TONS of great science jokes.
      * Forever (2014) - Loved it! (technically NOT sci-fi) Status: Cancelled :-( Bloody suits.
      * Lost (2004) - Great, but WAY over-rated; worth watching. Ending sucked.
      * Proof (2015) - Meh. (NOT sci-fi.) Had some funny moments, but most of the time had more fun watching paint dry at times. Never pursues the *interesting* data! WTF. Also, absolutely no mention of actual facts such as: Lucid Dreaming, Out-of-Body, Lazarus Syndrome, etc. Complete disappointment. At least Jennifer Beals is beautiful to watch.
      * Terra Nova (2011) - Started to like it by the end of S1; had potential. Great cliffhanger at end S1! Status: Cancelled. Forever in limbo :-( Blood suits.
      * The Tomorrow People (2013) - Meh. Status: Cancelled.
      * True Blood (2008) - First few seasons were good. Jumped the shark with Lilith. Ending sucked.
      * Wayward Pines (2015) - Meh, disappointing. Loved the actors. Plot was OK but s-l-o-w. Ending sucked.
      X-Files (1993) - The only reason I'm listing it here is that because a new X-Files is coming in 2016. Binge watching the series again. Loving it! Yeah, the FX are cheesy but the stories (at least for the first few seasons) are great and original.

      These retards keep cancelling the good shows after 1 season. How the fuck do you expect to build an audience if you keep canceling the dam things??

      If there is sufficient interesting I'll post my list of recent Sci-Fi Movies.

      > I watch any scifi that comes out no matter how bad it is

      Not me. I would rather "starve" then watch vomit. Most of the crap on TV is utter shite. Cardboard characters, plot holes you could drive a garbage truck through, no compelling reason to give a fuck about *any* of the characters, bad acting, etc.

      At least we can binge watch ST (TOS), ST:TNG, DS9, Voyager, on Netflix to tie us in the mean time.

    7. Re:Why not just do it right? by amiga3D · · Score: 2

      I don't see it that way. There are lots of interesting shows to watch. I don't have time to watch everything but that is okay as long as I can enjoy something when I feel like it. My wife is retired and spends a lot more time watching TV now and she and I have 5 shows we regularly watch together that she DVR's. I can see why he's complaining but why in hell viewers would be complaining? He hates competition but I seriously doubt any viewers are complaining in this day and age of too much to watch. Back when I was young and two good shows came on in the same time slot I would be pissed but now it's so simple to time shift. Life is pretty good in the 20th century. TV sucked in the 70's.

    8. Re:Why not just do it right? by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

      Bruce had 57. https://youtu.be/YAlDbP4tdqc

      Here is my solution: Shorten copyright to three years and decriminalize torrenting. According to the studios this will cause immediate collapse in programming.

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    9. Re:Why not just do it right? by JMJimmy · · Score: 3, Informative

      SciFi that's out right now

      Falling Skies (just ended after 5 seasons - decent)
      Dark Matter (boring as all fuck)
      Killjoys (not bad)
      Defiance (Awesome first episode and then straight downhill... stopped watching after 8 episodes)
      Continuum (Couldn't get through season 1, need to check it out again)
      Under the Dome (Season 1 was decent but they didn't know what to do with it after that)
      Extant (Couldn't get through a single episode... just painful)
      Zoo (likes to think it's scifi but it's absolutely moronic)
      Minority Report (omg one of the worst leaked pilots of recent memory)

      Fantasy/Fantastical Fiction or Horrorish is looking a little better

      Dominion (really enjoying)
      Lost Girl (love it)
      Game of Thrones (last season sucked)
      Forever (really enjoyed it, so of course it's cancelled)
      The Whisperers (interesting concept)
      Strain (not bad if you can get into the editing/shooting style)
      All the teen crap (Beauty and the Beast, Teen Wolf, Vampire Diaries, and so on)
      Once Upon a Time & spin off (Enjoyed but got played out)

    10. Re:Why not just do it right? by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      Continuum's cancelled, Under the Dome is based off a book so they know exactly what to do with it, Lost Girl is cancelled...

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    11. Re:Why not just do it right? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      BSG(2004) *was* awesome, in the beginning. Unfortunately they managed to completely screw it up and jump the shark by season 3. That whole "final 5" thing was idiotic. Like "Lost", it became clear they were just making shit up as they went along, instead of having an actual plan, and a good reason why the Cylons had it out for the humans, so the longer they drew it out, the more convoluted and ridiculous it had to become.

      Extant wasn't *that* bad, and did have a lot of potential. I liked how it showed self-driving cars. The part about it being centered around an interracial couple where the *woman* was black was a refreshing change too. It was also nice that this couple consisted of a smoking-hot woman, and a not-so-hot, rather nerdy guy who's an engineer. Totally and completely unrealistic in American society of course, but it was nice to see. Engineers are never the stars and never get the hot women in American TV, and this show bucked that trend (as did the Iron Man movies to an extent).

      Lost was not great. Well it was at first (like BSG), but jumped the shark, because just like BSG they were just making it up as they went along. It just got too tiring to watch so I gave up after 5 or 6 seasons I think. At least BSG had the good sense to have a real ending after 5 seasons instead of drawing it out for a decade.

      Terra Nova was an utterly fantastic idea, and while obviously very family-oriented (it was on Fox after all), was entertaining to watch. But the bit about the angry son was somewhat lame. I still dream of making my own wormhole and moving to the Jurassic period.

      These retards keep cancelling the good shows after 1 season. How the fuck do you expect to build an audience if you keep canceling the dam things??

      The problem is that airheads who watch Honey Boo Boo don't care for quality sci-fi shows, and the people who do don't subscribe to cable and don't watch commercials. Netflix may change all of that, hopefully.

    12. Re:Why not just do it right? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bad enough its basically cop-porn, federal-style, unlimited excuses for "What constitution? Constitution? Isn't that something to do with whether I catch cold or not?"

      You really gotta wonder if these show producers make this stuff because it's popular and most Americans are down with that, or because the government/powers-that-be are trying to condition the population for a future with fewer civil liberties.

    13. Re:Why not just do it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefly: crap, had no arc, cowboys in space, failed to get more than a few dweebs masturbating over the female actors.

      SoA: crap, same story every episode. Tedious drivel, fooled no one.

      Deadwood, GoT et al: Decent enough, but using real authors writing real stories.

      Get the picture? When a world has been proved successful in literature, it will probably hold on on the screen, especially if you spend real money on sets and quality actors. Create a show for the sake of selling adverts, don't be surprised when the masses fob it off for the shit it happens to be, despite the vocal dweebs fnaw fnawing their favourite crap was cancelled.

    14. Re:Why not just do it right? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      The Hundred was okay the first two seasons. Almost Human was actual Sci-Fi, examining implications of new technology every episode (and rarely the androids). I liked the US version of Life on Mars, ending included. I don't understand your reaction to Wayward Pines' pacing since it was a one season show, although I agree with you about the last couple minutes. Those can be left off to make an excellent series just like the last few minutes of the movie A.I.

    15. Re:Why not just do it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey AC, you should try watching 'The Wire', now there's a cop show that will blow your hair back.

    16. Re:Why not just do it right? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Cable TV essentially meant that you now have to spend ten times the time to find out that there's only crap on TV.

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    17. Re:Why not just do it right? by Snufu · · Score: 1

      Kill Your Television.

    18. Re:Why not just do it right? by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      I think the main reason shows tank is because of bad writing and getting to the real story way too long. The Messengers is a good example i think. Too too long to get going and actually targeted at younger people,kids. But was popular with people my age 50,s plus. And shows only last about 5 -6 years actors age and they are too scare of bring in actors to keep it going. The Brits are not scare and it works, James Bond is a great example and Dr Who the story is far more important then the actor playing it for real fans but that's IMO. But ya cant argue the success of Dr Who and James Bond over the years amasing how Hollywood just doesn't get it. reboot the same story all the time cops shows cop shows cop shows cop shows are so boring anymore.

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    19. Re:Why not just do it right? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You say that like it's something new. Remember the 80s? When MacGyver broke into East Bloc security buildings and Airwolf shot them commie jets down?

      The enemy changes. The game stays the same.

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    20. Re:Why not just do it right? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't remember those specific episodes, no. But at least there, you can make the case that they were working in the interests of national security; the CIA has been doing not-so-legal stuff ever since they were founded, that's their whole mission basically. But it's one thing for your government to infringe on civil liberties here and there because of national security against a very formidable foreign enemy, and another thing entirely for your local police force to blatantly infringe on civil liberties left and right just to catch some drug dealer or other low-level criminal or really just to make their lives easier because they've been taking too many steroids and they get off on beating people up.

      Also, Airwolf wasn't even part of the government, it was operated by a rogue who basically got the government to look the other way in exchange for carrying out some missions for them, with the promise they'd look for his brother, and the threat that he wouldn't tell him where the helicopter was if they just grabbed him; it was kinda like outsourcing spy work.

      Yes, the enemy has changed, but it's one thing for the enemy to be a foreign government that wants to destroy your government and seize control in a superpower race to establish domination and hegemony, and quite another thing for the enemy to be all your civilians, with anyone who's not a cop being a second-class citizen who's either an enemy or at least in the way.

    21. Re:Why not just do it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen it. Basically drug war propaganda, trying to justify the fight against the black market mess the government made when it usurped people's ability to make personal and consensual choices about what they put into their own bodies.

      I didn't find it entertaining, I found it sad. What's even sadder is most people who watch it will still think the root problem is drugs. It isn't. It's government policy, the legislation that implements those policies, and the jackbooted thugs that impose the latter on the citizens.

      So in my view, it's still 100% cop porn seasoned with a soupçon of congressional judiciary malfeasance.

      But I appreciate the suggestion. Really. :)

      --fyngyrz
      anon cuz mod points

      (Sorry, I forgot to sign the original post. I often forget that clicking anon blows out the user info because the the main reason I click that thing is because otherwise, slashdot blows the mod points, and I'm not actually trying to post anonymously.)

    22. Re:Why not just do it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really gotta wonder if these show producers make this stuff because it's popular and most Americans are down with that, or because the government/powers-that-be are trying to condition the population for a future with fewer civil liberties.

      The government used to pay hollywood to embed anti-drug storylines in TV shows. 90% of the time those storylines were dullsville, heavy-handed preaching. Given how uninteresting that was, there is no way they could pull off such a conspiracy on the scale that such pro-authoritarian shows are now.

    23. Re:Why not just do it right? by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      Really, the new season of Continuum just started airing.

    24. Re:Why not just do it right? by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      They're killing it after this final season instead of the original intended number.

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    25. Re:Why not just do it right? by JoeWalsh · · Score: 1

      One more for the sci-fi that's out right now: Orphan Black. I've been enjoying that one.

      (As for Continuum, I thought it got much better after season 1. Too bad it's been cancelled, but at least they were given enough notice that they could plan the last season around that fact.)

    26. Re:Why not just do it right? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's what I was afraid of. American society really does want an authoritarian system of government.

    27. Re:Why not just do it right? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      There may be a lot of new shows, but there sure aren't a lot of good new shows.

      For some reason the formula rewards consistent, but not leading shows, like the CSIs, and all that. But don't reward shows with smaller, loyal fanbase that grows, like the modern westerns that have been tried. Brisco County Junior and Firefly come to mind as two westerns that good better reviews than viewership and didn't get the play/support of any other show on the air at the time, and still have people who liked them and would watch more if they were made (though it is probably too late for Brisco, as the lead is getting too old). Little house on the prarie gets 10 seasons with poor ratings, but other westerns aren't given a chance.

      It all seems very insane to those looking in from the outside.

    28. Re:Why not just do it right? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No Supernatural on your list? It's fantasy/horror.

    29. Re:Why not just do it right? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Ya? It seemed more spy thrilleresque than scifi...

    30. Re:Why not just do it right? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      No Supernatural on your list? It's fantasy/horror.

      Ooo good call. Forgot it was still on. Awesome show.

    31. Re:Why not just do it right? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      But BSG was watchable. I kept watching it, essentially re-writing every episode in my head as they aired. The writing was horrible (and I don't mean the dialogue, but the writing). They'd stumble into an unintentional parallel with reality, then ignore it like they didn't mean to. So sloppy it was painful. But like a bad scene in a horrow movie (no writers, don't go in there alone), it was watchable.

      Really, an entire series based on the premise of religious cleansing, and no parallels or message about today's wars and religious cleansing? AI takes over with no message about man's tampering with nature? Good sci-fi was always blatant about the message. BSG seemed to try to ignore the message. And not like "The 100" (which has no message, and is angsty-teenage drama in a sci-fi setting), BSG played with the messages,and failed. Miserably and repeatedly. Come on, an episode with voter fraud and nothing to link it to present-day voter fraud issues?

      BSG sucked hard. Not for what it was, disposable drama, in space. But for what it could have been. Touching on many present day issues, but never tackling a single one.

    32. Re:Why not just do it right? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but there is no difference between breaking the law for "national security interests" or to catch criminals. It's a matter of principle, either your rights matter or they don't. Rights are absolutes, either you have them or you don't. Anything else just opens the door for the question of where to draw the line. What warrants violating your rights?

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    33. Re:Why not just do it right? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      That's one area ST:TNG did way better -- comment on current issues but veiled. If you read in-between the lines you could spot the analogous current day events.

    34. Re:Why not just do it right? by JoeWalsh · · Score: 1

      To me, it's sci-fi in the sense that the premise is that a scientist, decades ago, made multiple clones of someone. And also that, today, there is at least one group which can do custom gene splicing in adults to merge species' characteristics. That sort of thing.

    35. Re:Why not just do it right? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      IMHO BSG jumped the shark around the end of season 4 -- right around the time of the writer's strike. But for the first 3 1/2 seasons were fantastic.

      BSG never had proper closure. i.e. How the fuck did StarBuck come back?? How did StarBuck's ship remains on Earth??

      Gaius Baltar was a great character.

      Extant -- "keep throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks." Writing was horrible. Ethan (A.I.) was mostly shoved aside for Aliens.

      Lost seemed to jump the shark shortly after the time travel thing. Again, no closure. WTF was the smoke monster??

    36. Re:Why not just do it right? by lucm · · Score: 1

      * Battlestar Galactica (2004) - Holy shit, this was freaking AWESOME! Excellent writing and acting.
      * Caprica (2009) - OK, had potential; worth watching if you liked BSG

      Watch both again. You'll find yourself fast-forwarding quite a lot in BSG and paying more attention to the story in Caprica.

      90% of BSG was weak pseudo-philosophy babbling. Dialogues in some of those episodes (like the whole Baltar trial thing) made the discussion between Neo and The Architect in the Matrix look like a masterpiece.

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    37. Re:Why not just do it right? by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Homeland. Boring. Sons of Anarchy. Boring.

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    38. Re:Why not just do it right? by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Main story line of X files was awesome (shadow group including the joint chiefs who killed JFK for wasting everyone's career...makes more sense than anything I have ever heard..with a smattering of ridiculous urban legends to deflect the seriousness of their theory/revelation...carried to an alien invasion end for sheer profit).

      Watch Caprica before BSG.

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    39. Re: Why not just do it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noooooo chance Under The Dome has has much thought since season 1. Season 2 seemed hopeful but from the middle went nuts fitting stuff in, and Season 3 is awful. Based on a book it may be, but the booked sucked ass and the show actually made it worse.

    40. Re: Why not just do it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warehouse 13. Not Xfiles, but passes time

    41. Re: Why not just do it right? by JMJimmy · · Score: 2

      Warehouse 13. Not Xfiles, but passes time

      Good show, but also cancelled. :( Now my favourite character is on one of the more idiotic shows of the past decade... "Stitchers"... ugh.

    42. Re:Why not just do it right? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The Whisperers (interesting concept)

      The Whispers. Well except:
      - Why leave a calling card that your name is Drill?
      - Agents with the most compromised integrity ever.
      - Kids "playing a game" every kid would understand isn't.
      - Despite knowing they're under alien influence, full freedom.

      Initially it wasn't so bad, but somewhere mid-season the terrible credibility of the story overcame my suspension of disbelief. Even though most the adults should be in jail and most the kids locked up under supervision, the lead actors could do anything without any real consequence so the story would keep going. And that's before the clown playing President, who is everything from extremely timid to extremely reckless to fit the story. Maybe if it had been a high paced action series you'd miss it, but there's so many scenes trying to pass a bullshit story really, really slow.

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    43. Re:Why not just do it right? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      BSG never had proper closure. i.e. How the fuck did StarBuck come back?? How did StarBuck's ship remains on Earth??

      I thought it was pretty much implied that Starbuck was some kind of angel or otherwise just sent back by God. Remember, in the last episode, while she was talking to Lee she just disappeared after saying something about her job here being done. I'm not sure what you're talking about with her ship (it's been a while since I saw it). Gaius was indeed a great character.

      Extant -- "keep throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks." Writing was horrible. Ethan (A.I.) was mostly shoved aside for Aliens.

      I only saw the first 7 episodes I think. I remember something about some weirdness in the space station in Halle's flashbacks, and that's about it.

      Lost seemed to jump the shark shortly after the time travel thing. Again, no closure. WTF was the smoke monster??

      The was closure, of a sort (as I understand it, I never actually watched the last few seasons): they just suddenly ended it and found out they were dead all along and that this was some kind of afterlife. But yeah, very lame.

    44. Re:Why not just do it right? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > Continuum (Couldn't get through season 1, need to check it out again)

      I'm almost done watching Season 3. See if you can make it to season 2. Show starts off really slow, but it it kind of grows on you as it unfolds.

      > Extant (Couldn't get through a single episode... just painful)

      I've watched it from the beginning to the current episode. I agree 100% **Every** episode is SO bloody painful to watch. I keep hoping it will get better but patience long past the breaking point.

    45. Re:Why not just do it right? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I am glad I scrolled down prior to commenting. I'm not a big fan of him but I did enjoy that song. Strangely, even though I'm not a big fan, I went on a Boss kick recently and listened to a bunch of his music. I guess I wanted to hear what he said and how he changed throughout the years. All-in-all I have to say I prefer his older material.

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    46. Re:Why not just do it right? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Why the hell are you doing that? I mean, yeah, I'm a HUGE fan of really bad movies - I mean unintentionally bad (ironic bad is not fun) but those have an ending. I don't really watch television but I can't really understand putting yourself through repeated episodes of shows you don't like in hopes that they get better.

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    47. Re:Why not just do it right? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Two 1/2 reasons:

      * So I can properly evaluate the _entire_ context instead of making a flippant judgement based on incomplete data (i.e. 1 episode)
      * "It is so bad it is almost funny"
      * I like Halle Berry - curious where she takes the story

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      First Contact will be allowed by 2024. Are you ready for a new universal perspective?

    48. Re:Why not just do it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I see a post like this, naming so, so many TV shows I've never even heard of, I can't help but think I'm doing something right. I have three kids and a small business and a household to manage. I haven't watched TV in almost a decade and I don't miss it one bit. And whenever I do try to watch something tha'ts been highly recommended, I'm usually dumbfounded why anyone would waste an hour of their precious lives with such drivel. Instead, I pass on skills and life lessons to my kids, like playing on a sports team, playing a musical instrument, getting good at math, art and reading real books. They do these things because I'm involved. I do it with them. How many kids do those things with their parents these days? And where does that leave our culture? I do let my kids watch TV, but I tell them its the intellectual equivalent to eating a candy bar. You're not allowed to eat eight candy bars in a day, and you can't watch eight TV shows in a day like your friends do. Pick one or two, and that's it. They're allowed eight hours of TV a week. Period. As an adult, I recommend a similar approach to your intellectual diet. Just yesterday my nine year old and I built an electric go-cart. He wanted to learn how to drive, so we created a car and learned a lot about electronics and mechanics in the process. Now he knows more than just how to operate the vehicle, he knows how it works! I'm reminded of a T-shirt I saw once. An image of Isaac Newton paired with the quote "Got bored, invented calculus." I think TV executives should be bored more often. Maybe they'll create something with a positive influence on society instead of sociopathically milking off people's laziness and encouraging more of it.

    49. Re: Why not just do it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you retarded? It was anti war on drugs. Hell it even showed (hamstersam) that there is no easy answer...but what we are doing is dumber than dog shit.

    50. Re:Why not just do it right? by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Growing up there was a massive amount of scifi to choose from, from Star Trek to Lex and everything in between.

      Ah, nostalgia. It gets better with age.

      For every Star Trek in the 60s, there were three My Living Dolls. For every ST: TNG in the 80s, there were three Automans. It's no different with British shows, by the way. We all fondly remember Space: 1999 but conveniently forget (or never heard of) Come Back Mrs. Noah.

      Most TV sci fi was crap. Not quite to the proportion of Sturgeon's Revelation, but you catch my drift. The shows which still have a following are the ones which have been filtered from the dross.

      (Personally, I think Buck Rogers is due for a reboot, and I kind of want Ronald D. Moore to do it.)

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    51. Re:Why not just do it right? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      I really wish I could find that analysis of imdb data. Yes every year has it's good and it's bad, but there was significantly more *CHOICE* in the 90s. It was posted as a story here on Slashdot a few years back and the graph clearly shows a massive spike in the number of scifi available from the late 80s to early 2000s. If any one knows what I'm talking about, I'd love to have the link.

    52. Re:Why not just do it right? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      One of the excuses the the FBI/CIA gave to Congress for torture in furtherance of interrogation referred to 24 and how they just thought that was how it was done.

    53. Re:Why not just do it right? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Firefly: crap, had no arc, cowboys in space, failed to get more than a few dweebs masturbating over the female actors.

      May have been the losing story. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

      In all seriousness, there were not enough episodes to have a story arc but it was planned. How much story arc was in the first season of Babylon 5?

    54. Re:Why not just do it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For SciFi, how about Humans? It's slow (hey, it's British; I liked Outcasts, too), but intriguing.

      For fantasy, another attempt at Heroes has been announced; let's hope they don't screw the pooch this time.

      For historical, The Bastard Executioner looks promising. I love Vikings. I enjoyed Hell on Wheels, too, which appeared the same year IIRC, but just didn't have the time to commit to the first two seasons and now I'm hopelessly behind. Sooner or later, the TV pendulum will swing back to mostly crap reality TV and/or game shows everywhere, and I might then have time to binge-watch it.

      Tyrant doesn't really fit into the historical genre, but it's surprisingly good. I've lately given up on even trying to watch a new broadcast network series of any genre (maybe the new Heroes, and I've made a mental note to try out Blacklist from the beginning).

      And for horror, holy edible brains, how can you omit The Walking Dead? Yeah, lots of baby angst, but it's well-placed and not overdone; frankly, I sometimes wonder how the heck they're feeding the kid, what with mom's bosoms having been devoured long ago (kid should have died of dehydration or heat stroke before the Alexandria arc). The spin-off Fear the Walking Dead is starting a bit slow, but I'm willing to stick with it to see how they represent the collapse of everything, which TWD skipped while Rick Grimes was in a coma (or whatever). That said, it's tough to imagine what they will do with Fear in the long term that won't have already been done on TWD - maybe after a set number, they'll end it the way the movie The Dead 2: India ended.

      Regarding your list, I enjoyed Falling Skies, though I'm consciously aware while viewing any episode past the first few that humans should have been simply drone-struck out of existence already, and I somehow still enjoy Defiance despite the glaring flaws. I like Dark Matter, but I'm OK with slow - I liked Defying Gravity, too. I've stuck it out with Killjoys, but it seems like a live action adventure cartoon - if it were animated, I could easily see it on classic Saturday morning broadcast network TV with slightly less explicit gore and violence (and no sexuality, of course). I had exactly the same response as you for Continuum; probably give it another chance through binge-watching.

      I just can't get into horror, at least not anything involving supernatural crap like ghosts or demons, not even sexy succubi, so for me that kills Dominion, Lost Girl, Supernatural, and similar. The Strain is borderline, and I found it unwatchable. I can enjoy The Walking Dead only because some sort of virus/whatever is still plausible within the show reality, and the zombies are really just plot facilitators and background, plus I try really hard not to think about basic biology and the laws of thermodynamics.

      No HBO or other premium channels for me, so no Game of Thrones and a few other promising series. Eventually, I'll start binge-watching Game of Thrones seasons on DVD as the prices reach a reasonable minimum; maybe some of the others, too.

      For a genre you didn't mention, cop shows (I know, I know, go ahead and hate me), I miss Longmire, though the 2nd season was way too soapy. I like Rizzoli & Isles, particularly since so few episodes emphasize the "importance" of cops violating suspects' rights, or prosecutors strong-arming suspects/witnesses with overcharging and other unethical tactics, plus the general lack of CSI-esque foolishness. Sadly, they're going down the "major character in mortal jeopardy" route yet again - that's fine for The Walking Dead, not so much for a relatively light-hearted stylish cop show.

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    55. Re:Why not just do it right? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      Falling Skies - Decent, but cheesy. You can tell it was written for the masses and not sci fi fans.
      Dark Matter - horrible annoying shaky cam, ultra high contrast, everyone's face is always half dark. People of the future apparently love having the lights for a room on the friggin wall shining directly in your eyes. Oh, and boring.
      Killjoys - I couldn't watch it because they apparently used the exact same camera director that they used for Dark Matter. Massive use of shaky cam, ultra high contrast, etc.. Am I the only one that absolutely hates this 'modern' camera work?
      Defiance - Pick it up again. It did have a dry streak of episodes that were boring, but it got better.
      Continuum - last season is coming up. I'd try it again. It starts to get interesting with time travel in later episodes.
      Under the Dome - I only watched this because there was literally nothing else on most of the time. It is just bearable.
      Extant - Really? It is one of only a few sci fi shows with a big budget and big actors (Halley Berry and the dad from Supernatural). It gets into all the Asimov robotics dilemmas as well as dealing with aliens.
      Zoo - I could tell from the trailer it wasn't worth watching.
      Minority Report - Trailer was horrible.
      Dominion - Decent
      Lost Girl - Decent
      Game of Thrones - must watch. Even when its bad, it is better than most tv on at the time.
      Forever - Never tried it.
      The Whisperers - Written for 'family time'. Plot/acting/scripts seem to be targeted to someone around age 12.
      Strain - Took a while, but it eventually grew on me.

    56. Re:Why not just do it right? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Falling Skies - Decent, but cheesy. You can tell it was written for the masses and not sci fi fans.

      I really enjoyed it and while it included 'mass appeal' aspects, I don't mind that. There was some good scifi in there, though admittedly as the seasons went on there was less quality scifi and more gloss overs/inconsistencies/etc.

  25. Tiny House Nation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that a problem with ALL types of TV, for example US documentaries all seem to fall into the "follow the formula" structure.

    I watched "Tiny House Nation", a series about people who move into tiny houses. The format is 1. Person wants to downsize, 2. Person has too much stuff, 3. Person needs to get real about this, 4. Person shown how much stuff they have, 5. Person downsizes, 6. Happy ending

    When they have only a small amount of stuff, they still do step 3 and simply pretend its a lot.
    And nobody is ever unhappy at the end, the format calls for a happy ending so a happy ending on every episode.

    After you've watched 3 episodes, you get the format and stop watching BECAUSE EVERY EPISODE WILL BE THE SAME.

    Then after you've watched a few shows/series on that channel, like Extreme RVs, you realize that the whole channel is like that, that its all 1. Person wants, 2. Person needs to get real, 3. Person gets real, 4. Happy ending.

    "Bob wants an RV like no other..", "Jeff at RVHut wonders how they will make such an impossible thing", "RV is made", "Bob is really excited about his RV".

    And then you stop watching the whole channel because its all full of this fixed format shit and you realize that you can predict the whole series from the intro to a single episode.

    1. Re:Tiny House Nation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But those shows work financially because they are cheaply made. You aren't paying anyone but the crew. And you watched a few episodes and so did millions of others. They don't need many viewers to make lots of money.

    2. Re:Tiny House Nation by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 1

      But this is a factor of what 'competitive' media is. As we lower friction and make it so a mass audience of largely idiots can flow effortlessly to whatever they like (yay tech industry optimism! Boo gatekeepers!) this is not only what happens but the ONLY thing that can happen.

      I also think of it as Ramseyfication. You know how on 'Hell's Kitchen' in almost every challenge and certainly every big final challenge, the score always goes back and forth and ends in a big dramatic tie? That's because the show can't possibly risk seeing events go less than the most calculatedly high-stakes thing imaginable. You can watch that stuff as a carefully crafted rivalry/competition play, orchestrated down to the smallest detail. Super effective, because it has to be.

      So you have to like seeing that story echo again and again, and enjoy the minor variations (like mastering 12-bar blues or something). It's not about being surprised on any level, even the outcomes will be telegraphed because you have to: if the outcome's surprising and apparently unjust, viewers will be lost.

      EVERYTHING MUST BE LIKE THIS in the totally fluid media of the future because only successful things survive, and the fluidity/openness makes it so nobody has to sit through temporary dissatisfaction or learning or anything like that. This is the world you, the tech industry, have created by wresting it from gatekeepers.

      Same rules, ALL THE CHOICES, and this is what you get.

      The answer isn't more choices or better ways of finding out what's the most popular thing while allowing more crap to be flung at the wall.

      The answer is figuring out how to celebrate weird little failure things that don't make it to mass media. Until we get better at that, we'll have this: everything becomes 'Upworthy' and calculated to the Nth degree.

    3. Re:Tiny House Nation by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      like mastering 12-bar blues or something

      Thanks. Now I've got a Status Quo song stuck in my head.

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    4. Re: Tiny House Nation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get you. See "Extreme Couponing" for a wild example.
      I think Rain Man and neurotic housewives find the strong format thing soothing.

    5. Re:Tiny House Nation by russotto · · Score: 1

      When they have only a small amount of stuff, they still do step 3 and simply pretend its a lot.
      And nobody is ever unhappy at the end, the format calls for a happy ending so a happy ending on every episode.

      After you've watched 3 episodes, you get the format and stop watching BECAUSE EVERY EPISODE WILL BE THE SAME.

      That's why I used to like some of those house-flipping shows. Sometimes they'd make big money, sometimes they wouldn't. Sometimes at the end they'd end up losing money. There was one where the flipper couple ended up divorced and the guy ended up bankrupt and living in an tiny RV that belonged to one of his relatives. Still, there's only a limited number of variations of the formula, and they played them all out.

    6. Re:Tiny House Nation by KGIII · · Score: 1

      You call "reality tv" shows 'documentaries?"

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    7. Re:Tiny House Nation by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      stop watching BECAUSE EVERY EPISODE WILL BE THE SAME.

      Yep, this is the problem. Ice Road Truckers, Most Dangerous Catch, etc etc etc. they're all the same formulaic nonsense. Every Damn. Time.

      1) Guy/gal has a job.
      -- commercials --
      2) Guy/gal encounters a problem on the job (OH NOES!)
      -- commercials --
      3) Guy/gal finds a way to solve the problem (YIPPEES!)
      -- commercials --
      4) Roll credits & more commercials.

      And this is why, despite having a giant TV, we have no cable and almost never turn the fucking thing on. Even Netflix has become 90 minutes of searching to find a program or show that doesn't old our interest for more than ~15 minutes. (Some people say it's always been that way, but those people also claim that once upon a time MTV didn't have commercials.)

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    8. Re: Tiny House Nation by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      I get you. See "Extreme Couponing" for a wild example.

      Oh my goodness, "Extreme Couponing"....that does sound exciting. I'm not sure my heart could take that level of action and drama, not to mention the plot twists.

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  26. TV s dead! by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can tell because there is so much of it.

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    1. Re:TV s dead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that is part of what is killing it. What is happening is there is vast number of stations (most owned by just a handful of companies). They are then diluting their viewership by having so many stations. That is causing ad revenues to drop, a drop in revenue is not acceptable so the media companies then start charging cable and satellite carriers more to make up for the drop in ad revenue, they also force them to take all of the stations together. (You want ABC Family - well then you must pay for ESPN.) So then the cable and satellite providers since they aren't going to accept drops in revenue pass that extra on to the customers. This then leads to people who finally decide they will go some other route to get the specific shows they do want or just go without altogether.

      With reduced viewership from the people who cut the cord means reduced ad revenues, which then leads to the creation of a new niche station that then gets forced in to the bundle increasing the costs of carriage fees, which bumps up costs for consumers, which just setups up the feedback loop of more and more TV with continued reduced budgets and quality until the system collapses.

  27. TV has a diversity issue? by tomhath · · Score: 1

    "That's opened up a tremendous opportunity for women and other people that have been left out of the conversation"

    Bad grammar aside, I'm surprised someone thinks there's a diversity problem on TV. It overcompensated back in the 70's and never returned.

    The reason TV watching is on the decline is because the programming sucks and there are too many commercials. Playing a laugh track between every spoken line does not make stupid dialog funny.

    1. Re:TV has a diversity issue? by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

      >> "That's opened up a tremendous opportunity for women and other people that have been left out of the conversation"
      > Bad grammar aside, I'm surprised someone thinks there's a diversity problem on TV. It overcompensated back in the 70's and never returned.

      There is no obvious bad grammar in the quoted sentence. The missing period appears to be a cut-and-paste error. The use of that instead of who is an unconventional, but correct, usage that dates back to at least Chaucer's time.

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    2. Re:TV has a diversity issue? by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, never mind. Now I see the problem with the quoted sentence. The lesson here is probably that one should comment on other people's grammar before having their morning coffee.

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  28. The economics of copyright by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Copyright inflates the apparent demand for goods, Thus people enter into the supply side too much and the correct demand is lower, resulting in oversupply.

  29. I don't know... by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know... I barely watch regular tv anymore, but I've never once said 'I can't commit to another show, and I don't have the time to emotionally commit to another show.'. What I usually say is 'There is to much crap I have no interest in on tv', which includes lots of shows with interesting premises that never go anywhere. When I do find a show I like I'm lucky to get 13 episodes before they go on hiatus and run the risk of never being seen again because the metrics say it's not 'popular enough'. As has already been mentioned Firefly falls on this list, but plenty of others do as well. Networks are inherently fickle and wouldn't recognize good tv if it was used to hit them over the head. Thank god they are becoming less and less needed to handle entertainment.

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  30. Falling Behind by SoVi3t · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was watching several series for a few years, and new ones kept coming up, and I got bogged down. Missed a few episodes, then decided to wait until I could just watch the entire season at once, to catch up, but then fell behind in several more series. Then you would have some series take several breaks, and I wouldn't know when to start watching again. Then you get filler episodes that don't matter, and don't interest me enough to catch up on them. Then add to that the aforementioned fact that a lot of shows I enjoyed got cancelled after I invested time into them (Sarah Connor Chronicles was a huge blow to my enjoyment of TV), and I just stopped caring. I mostly game, exercise, or watch movies or the Marvel shows, on Netflix. I'll watch some occasional cartoons (Family Guy, Simpsons, Archer, etc), that doesn't require too much knowledge of previous shows, but I can't invest time in like 10 different series, that require me to watch each and every week.

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  31. Re:Donate some new scripts the Hollywood industrie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe somebody can write a Python script, that writes better TV scripts than TV script writers?

    Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin did that already in the late 1960s.

  32. lowest common denominator by kqc7011 · · Score: 1

    One of the major problems with TV programs, is that they are made for people who buy "As Seen On TV" crap. I wonder if TV executives use a algorithm that matches the script to viewers + ability to purchase + likely to watch + likely to purchase?

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  33. It's just economics by trout007 · · Score: 2

    Go see what it took in the old days to produce a TV show. The capital investment in cameras, editing equipment, lights, sound systems, etc was HUGE. You needed a large audience to make the economics work.

    Today you can produce a decent quality show with a couple thousand dollars in equipment. So you can make money with a very small audience and you can have much more diverse subjects where as before when you had a huge audience you needed to appeal to everyone. There is nothing wrong with so many shows. The market is great at figuring out how many shows are needed.

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    1. Re:It's just economics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While equipment costs have certainly come down, the big cost still remains - humans. You still need to pay someone to write, act it, film it, edit it, etc all while getting less money because you are splitting up the revenue pie into very small pieces.

  34. Part of the social media bubble? by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    One of the things I've noticed is that there's a huge glut of "original content" from Netflix, Amazon, Yahoo and other unlikely sources. As far as I can tell, this is a direct consequence of the latest tech bubble. Companies promoting tablet ecosystems or subscription services are increasingly in the TV production business as well. I kind of understand Netflix producing its own content, but Amazon?? Other than promoting Prime subscriptions, what possible economic sense does that make outside of bubble-land? I guess these companies see everyone else doing it and feel they need to be doing it also.

    I guess my feeling on this is that it's not just other TV content competing for people's attention. I have a job and 2 little kids -- these things, plus maintaining the household take up pretty much any time I would spend watching new TV shows. Because of this, something has to be really good for me to invest the time to watch it. Even people who watch "normal" amounts of TV are too distracted by a billion other things to commit to a new show. The landscape has shifted -- it's not the 1970s anymore where the entire population was watching hours of prime time TV every night of the week from three content providers. Now it's Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, YouTube, the Internet at large, and other things competing for attention.

    1. Re:Part of the social media bubble? by ganv · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, it is a new era. About Amazon: they are seriously competing with Netflix, Apple, the cable companies and others to control the new media distribution system. Many of us that have used Amazon Prime just fell into instant video subscriptions and it is a low cost alternative that might beat out Netflix if they stumble again. It is going to take time for culture to evolve to effective use video on demand. We are at a moment of very rapid change in technological possibilities but people haven't figured out how to use the new possibilities effectively.

    2. Re:Part of the social media bubble? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      You're missing something. What you need to do is buy your kids an Amazon(TM) tablet, park them in from of your Samsung TV and spend the rest of your life working enough hours to pay for the hardware and subscriptions.

      That, my friend, is the New American Dream.

      And don't forget that new iPhone for the Missus.

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    3. Re:Part of the social media bubble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yahoo makes video content like television or movies? I've never noticed anyone comment about this before. As I'd never heard of this, I decided to be less than lazy, and go do a Google search. The suggestion indicated that I should search for Yahoo originals so I did and it lead me to a horrific looking site but it does, indeed, appear that they are creating video content. It is appropriately named Yahoo! Screen and I have no idea where to begin to look for interesting content on the site (and no idea what to search for that might interest me as browsing is my usual way of finding new content).

      For those who are interested and didn't know about this here's a link:
      https://screen.yahoo.com/wf-ch...

      It's really kind of strange to see them in the video market. It's not a route that I'd have expected them to take. They're not on my 'list' of companies that I watch or anything but I probably would have noticed someone mentioning that they made original content or even had a video service. I dare say they failed at marketing. I don't see any unwanted ads, really, but 'word-of-mouth' is something I'd have guessed this would have generated due to hype if it was any good but, no, I've not seen a single comment about this until I read your comment - and I read *a lot* of comments (long story) on tech sites or news aggregation sites.

      I have no idea how long they've been doing this and I will look into the site a bit more when the urge strikes. I'm really kind of surprised that they're even in the video market segment. It doesn't really make much sense to me for them to even be there. Perhaps someone has a clue as to why they entered the market? As near as I can tell, for the most part, the market is saturated as it is. I'm unsure of how it ties into their core business but, frankly, they abandoned their core business years ago when they dumped their search engine and outsourced it to Bing.

      You seem fairly knowledgeable on the subject. Do you have any wisdom to share as to why they've entered the market? I do not have any of their stock in my portfolio but, if they seem to being willing to diversify and take risks then that may be something for me to invest in.

      Aside and off topic: Which is, oddly, why I read all those aforementioned comments at the various aggregation sites. To make a long story short and give a good example, it was Slashdot that made me realize that Tesla would be trend so I bought 2000 shares when they were at $24 each simply because I knew that people were really interested in them. Well, no. I'd be reading the comments anyways as they're more interesting than the stories. It was a choice to act on those discussions and was a drunken choice. While I no longer drink the method has been very productive. I have a professionally managed portfolio and my "play" portfolio. I started with a few tips and an account set up to trade with from my broker. For the past three years I've done better than my real portfolio but that's by design as that's for safe and secure and mine is for high risks and silly things that I feel ethically bound to support. They have two different goals. As I mentioned, it's a long story.

      Back on topic... If you have any insight as to why they got into the market (I was unable to find a press release) or anything to add about them that would be interesting then I'd be interested in reading about it. I didn't find whole lot in my search and am genuinely curious as to what would prompt them to enter the market and how I missed it entirely. Then again, I haven't really paid attention to Yahoo! for something like ten years. Maybe I just glazed over the topics when they came up but I don't recall a single person mentioning their video service - ever. That's downright odd considering how many comments I read and the nature of the sites that I visit.

      And Slashdot says I've hit my 50 post limit for 24 hours. Bastards... This is KGIII, fairly obvious I suppose given my inability to be articul

    4. Re:Part of the social media bubble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a sick individual. Astute and perceptive but still sick. Pointing out the reality behind societal norms is what got Socrates forced to consume hemlock. How dare you expose the man behind the proverbial curtain! Sick, sick indeed. You should be ashamed of yourself but I bet you're pleased as punch - and to what end? Beer and circuses, my friend, consumerism and passive entertainment.

      I imagine it's pretty tough the fish that swim up stream. However, it's the ones that make it up the stream that get to mate and pass their genes along. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to correlate as well with humans. Here, in this life, you go with the flow and accept your beer and circuses.

      KGIII - obviously. Stupid 50 post per 24 hour limit. Is there a karma level higher than "excellent" that I could bother with and not have to post as an AC? Seriously, that's a stupid and arbitrary rule.

  35. Women left out of the conversation ? by Crashmarik · · Score: 2

    That's insane.
    http://www.nielsen.com/us/en/i...

    They are the number 1 Demographic after general population. Almost all daytime television is aimed at them and most evening television.

  36. A Root Cause by ganv · · Score: 1

    At the root of this is the notion that television is entertainment that is separate from life. It has always been an empty paradigm, and for decades thoughtful and ambitious people have avoided that kind of television. But while we were stuck with a broadcast model, it was the only option that could attract a large enough audience at a specific time to work economically. Now, with content on demand, it is possible for television content to be selected so that it is much more useful and relevant to people's lives. So that Kids programming can be chosen to match the developmental stage and educational goals for a child at a specific time. And dramas can be chosen to match the interests and psychology of a viewer. What we haven't yet figured out how to do is how to produce quality programming at the high volumes this model requires and we also haven't yet figured out how to index the content to allow new content to connect effectively with viewers. We are still stuck with a ratings system that is based on the old broadcast model rather than rewarding shows that effectively connect with a niche audience over many years.

  37. Not Just TV by Mandrel · · Score: 1

    There's a glut of all art. Why? I think:

    • Affluent generations told "do what you love" are increasingly choosing the fun of art rather than the slog of jobs with better prospects.
    • Art is a path to fame, made more attractive by the growth in celebrity culture.
    • Technology has made it cheap and easy to get a start in the arts.
    • A larger population naturally creates more of everything, including art, and modern distribution means it's all available to everyone.
  38. Lack of interest in building an audience... by mafutha · · Score: 1

    Now a days those in charge are only interested in making a quick buck. Building an audience takes time. Being a science fiction fan I find most SciFi shows last one season and disappear. I look at the videos I have in my collection of SciFi and most are one season: Almost Human, Terra Nova, Etc. You have to let people know about the show. Do you think Dr. Who would have the audience it has now if the powers in charge today were in charge. Dr. Who became a hit only after many years and this started with PBS showing them. PBS started to show them in the 70's and it wasn't until 2005 when it returned that it started to get a largte following. Other shows outside of the SciFi arena that are great show don't last either. Take the recent show Forever. It was good and had potential to be good but disappeared quick without really solving the show. Thank goodness someone had the brains to see s show like Firefly as something good and have a movie made to tie up the loose ends. Of course the fan base forced it but it still shows the big shots running the networks have no clue on how to do anything. They believe on doing shows for the audience that demand very little brains.

  39. A niche of one by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Ignoring the last sentence of the excerpt because it's utter twaddle, the rest sort of makes sense.

    Except for one thing - creeping nichification[1]. If you make a series about a mute muslim lesbian who wants to be an NFL quarterback the list of people interested in watching it will be shorter than the end credits.

    [1] It totally is a word, now.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    1. Re:A niche of one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which branch of Islam, and is there a voiceover for her thoughts?

    2. Re:A niche of one by KGIII · · Score: 1

      It's a female, lesbian, Muslim, with a handicap, who wants to participate in a male dominated environment. Dude... That will get a certain demographic, and a large and vocal demographic, by default even if it was written by someone as inept as myself. I can think of a dozen regular members of this site who will not only watch it faithfully but will espouse their moral superiority for watching it and strive to find converts to watch it with them. It'd be a hit on tumbler, twitter, fark, reddit, etc...

      You should submit that script and run with it. You'll be a millionaire in weeks. You'll have to sell your soul to the devil but you'll be filthy rich with even an ounce of creativity. Just thinking about it and I can come up with a few quick script ideas in the short time I've spent writing this.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
  40. No by martin0641 · · Score: 1

    That's like saying there are too many books to read just because there is no longer time for one person to read them all before they die. The sooner the studios open their content to the world at large and stop their silly region blocking games they might find their audiences are actually much larger and willing to pay regionally appropriate rates if you let them seamlessly stream things on demand. Piracy is a response to the crappy implementation of getting content to consumers, and it will go away once the studios allow it to go away by making it more of a hassle to steal than pay. $1000 is the same weather you get it from 100 people paying ten dollars or 10000 people paying ten cents, minimal costs of bandwidth excluded obviously. China and India have a lot more than 10000 people last I checked. Netflix exists, and is kicking the other studios collective assess because they are doing exactly this, I wonder how long it will take them to stare a working model implementation in the face and still fail to grasp the concept. Sad part is, it still might not work, because who wants logins to each site? They should just hire the popcorn time developers and let all media companies from books to music have their content available on one portal and let each view, listen, or read go straight to the content creators and let it all compete fairly, globally.

  41. And what about the pirates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the first time I see someone from the creative industry look at himself for why things are not going that well as 30 years ago without mentioning all the pirates on the Internet.

  42. I like to watch TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but there is not much on I like to watch. I guess I only see a few shows now. I cancelled my cable a few years ago because of the lack of programs I found interesting.
    Everyone seemed to go the "reality TV" route as in seeing people bitching on tv and not as in see someone with skills do something and explain how.
    Also I miss good scifi programs. Doesn't have to be Star Trek ;) I liked Fringe as well(if you could fase out the stupid product placements).

  43. Absolutely not! by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

    I haven't watched TV since the 90s but I often watch TV series over streaming -- and I'm pretty sure I have not come across any series about programming. Not a single one. :( The closest to it was IT crowd, which was admittedly great but only entertainment.

    Anyway, perhaps I'd start watching TV again if there were more series about programming. I'd also like to see good TV tutorials on combinatorics, but that might just be my personal preference. I suppose I'd need to purchase some sort of antenna first, though.

    1. Re:Absolutely not! by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      The BBC produced Micro Live which was responsible amongst other things, for the first live hack on TV.

  44. People don't watch shows. They watch TV. by Anonanonaon · · Score: 1

    That's always been true. It's about the medium, literally.

    But if you are in the business of channeling folks into sitting idle while programming floods across their brains, I suppose it helps to have a variety of specific messages tuned to every basic personality type. Helps keep everybody hypnotized and separated from each other.

    Back in the days of just a few channels and just a few programs, we had common stories everybody had seen, and from this drew our modern mythology. A good mythology makes for a healthy culture.

    Now there are one of two basic conditions in effect; no culture, because the message is so fragmented, resulting in personal isolationism, OR the effort to tune into everything drains people so much that they are useless to the world.

    Bread and circuses.

    Both are toxic, it seems.

  45. Emotionally Commit? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    What are we, a bunch of soap opera addicts?

    1. Re: Emotionally Commit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means that it is a huge time commitment to invest into a new TV series, and not knowing that it could be a complete waste of time if the show is cancelled abruptly.

      There are only so many viewing hours a person can/will devote to watching TV, and there is a LOT of shit to choose from. So when somebody says you should watch some new show, that is a big decision to commit.

      Anyhow, 90% of the shows are shit, and 100% of the advertisement time is a utter waste. So people watching less TV is a good thing that should be encouraged.

    2. Re: Emotionally Commit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're begging the question. Why must we watch every single episode and why must it be a complete waste of time if it was cancelled? It is impossible to get any enjoyment out along the way? You've already assumed some odd investment model here.

  46. What Is On _Right Now_ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Infomercials. On CBS, ABC, NBC, FOX, CW, and half of the Basic Cable Networks. Even PBS is running "Making Of" Pledge Specials about "Downton Abbey" or "Poirot", over and over again. Dammit PBS, just play the Shows instead.
    Admittedly, it's 4AM, but there is actually a sizable group of people that stay up all night, by choice or necessity. As seen by the postings here thus far.
    What they meant to say, but didn't, is that there are too many Networks with too many shows trying to cram all their "New" Content into one three hour time slot per Time Zone.
    I don't have any Premium Channels, so I have no idea what's on there right now. I don't watch "Reality TV", (The exception: "Wheeler Dealers" on Velocity.), Cop Shows, (Exceptions: BBC stuff and "iZombie".), or Talent Shows. (No Exception.)

    I watch Formula 1 on a local Spanish Channel, along with the World Cup, because they carry _all_ of the events, _And they don't show Commercials_. That's it for regular Sports for me. (The NBC coverage of the last America's Cup was surprisingly good. Their coverage of the Olympics was typically appalling.)

    Even a decade back, there were still All Night Movies and Syndicated Australian, New Zealand, and Canadian programming. That's all gone. Just Infomercials now. And the Local Station reasoning is obvious; why pay a few hundred bux per Syndicated episode, when the promoters of Ronco's Bowel Straightener will pay you $30 for that same 3AM spot?

    Syndication isn't dead though. They've just gone Daytime, and they stuff their dismal hours with Talk Shows, Court Shows, Quack Shows, and Attack Shows. Very cheap to produce, and aimed at an audience of Boobs. In fact, most members of the Audience have two of them.

    Now, about diversity... We need a Bruce Campbell Network. 24 hours a day of Old Bruce, New Bruce, and what the hell, "She Spies" and "Cleopatra 2525". And it has to be Basic Cable. I bet that they could push a lot of Boner Pills.
    This could even be packaged in Four Hour blocks and sold to local stations who are tired of all the Estrogen. (This is what the ARTS Network does, although they just give it all away. They make a point of not asking for money; they are 100% funded by a Bequest.) (The local Cable franchises dropped that local Educational Channel last year; they can do that these days.)

    There may be a lot of New Programming these days, but if it's locked behind Paywalls and Subscription services, as far as I'm concerned, it doesn't exist. I'm cheap, but I'm also Honest, so no questionable downloading.
    I just want to turn on the Tube at 3AM, while working on new designs for Marine LED lighting, and maybe catch what's being churned out from Toronto these days.

  47. Looking under the streetlamp by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Insightful
    because the light is better there.

    Lessee, we have shows about insane hairdressers in LA. We have weird shows about making people run around in the woods without clothing - but in a twist, blur out the tittilating bits. We have shows about the contents of storage units and parking meter attendants, we have shows about idiots who live in teh Alaskan bush, yet seem to know as much about survival in the bush as someone from New York city. We have shows about how people are stupid, and every human advance is because of ancient aliens. We have shows about peole who think that a woman's vagina is a clown car. I gotta stop - but there are hundreds more examples.

    The fact is, Television today is simply bottom of the barrel bad!

    And the channels that were good at one time have been taken over. The learning channel was once about learning, The history channel once had history, not swamp logging midgets who run a pawn shop in Alaska's north slope.

    So no - it isn't too much programming. It's that none of it is worth watchning

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    1. Re:Looking under the streetlamp by quantaman · · Score: 1

      because the light is better there.

      Lessee, we have shows about insane hairdressers in LA.

      Never heard of it.

      We have weird shows about making people run around in the woods without clothing - but in a twist, blur out the tittilating bits.

      Actually a good show, the nudity premise is dumb and tacky, but it's the first decent Survival show I've seen since Survivorman.

      We have shows about the contents of storage units and parking meter attendants, we have shows about idiots who live in teh Alaskan bush, yet seem to know as much about survival in the bush as someone from New York city. We have shows about how people are stupid, and every human advance is because of ancient aliens. We have shows about peole who think that a woman's vagina is a clown car. I gotta stop - but there are hundreds more examples.

      The fact is, Television today is simply bottom of the barrel bad!

      And the channels that were good at one time have been taken over. The learning channel was once about learning, The history channel once had history, not swamp logging midgets who run a pawn shop in Alaska's north slope.

      So no - it isn't too much programming. It's that none of it is worth watchning

      Remember ninety percent of everything is crap.

      You only remember the great shows of the past, the really crappy sitcoms, dramas, and documentaries of the past were just as unwatchable as the bad reality TV today. Sometimes things work and you have True Detective Season 1, and sometimes it just doesn't click and you get True Detective Season 2.

      Yes there's more crappy stuff by volume and a lot of the reality stuff is a write off, but I also think it's a bit of a golden age, 20 years ago shows would basically hit reset at the end of every episode. Now because the Internet and downloading we can see long form serial drama in the mass media for maybe the first time since Dickens.

      I think the one thing we can legitimately be said to have lost because of the number of choices is a common conversation. I have a bunch of geek friends and I can't discuss GoT with any of them because none of them watch it, yeah they watch TV but their favourite shows happen to be different than mine so we've lost that thing were people can turn to eachother at the office and all discuss the show from last night.

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      I stole this Sig
    2. Re:Looking under the streetlamp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, so much of what is on the web (youtube and the like) reminds me of 70s television (which is a huge step forward from what is currently on the airwaves, but an enormous step backwards overall), and much of that is trying desperately for the credibility of broadcast tv, which is shit.

      This is not the utopia I was promised with more choice, and allowing fringe shows to find their niche.

    3. Re:Looking under the streetlamp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting fact, I was on a couple of discovery channel and history channel shows about 15 years ago. My story and my obscure expertise is not important though. Here's the thing-- even back then, the camera people were complaining about the direction they were going in. One guy said to me, away from the director: "The History channel has more lawyers on staff than historians. And we only have one lawyer." I personally know one of the writers for the history channel. His previous job: Singer/songwriter for a punk band. He has no college education at all. But he sure works cheap!

    4. Re:Looking under the streetlamp by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      The fact is, Television today is simply bottom of the barrel bad!

      Depends on what you mean by television. As far as programmed TV with channels and such, the only people left viewing it seem to be the elderly like my Fox watching father. I and my friends are in our 40's now and rarely watch any network TV. It's all on demand and we consider it the new golden age of TV because there are more seasonal shows that we want to watch than we can watch even if only adding the ones we hear by word of mouth to our viewing schedules. Add in the older TV series, rewatching favorites, and movies, and there's no spare time to bother with broadcast TV.

  48. Re:Donate some new scripts the Hollywood industrie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very true. Then half the crappy sequels, reboots and lame, reworked versions of anything that came out before 1986 are set to music and staged on Broadway.

  49. Farscape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Firefly was pretty damn good but it was more of a Western in space.

    Farscape was the best sci-if on TV or in movies.

    Doctor Who is getting preachy. When Capelli's Doctor tells that woman that it's too bad she's a soldier and the blatant disgust with PE, I get little turned off. I am pretty anti-war myself (fight only when you REALLY have to), but the attack in individuals? And in the case of PE, he was an incredibly sympathetic character - it broke my heart when he was into a cyberman.

    I want Farscape back. Show Criton's kid as a spunky teenager....scratch that, I had a vision of a Wesley Crusher.

    1. Re:Farscape by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Firefly was pretty damn good but it was more of a Western in space.

      That's why it was so genius. Out in space, you're not going to have police nearby, or any kind of structured society, it'd be just like the Wild West (which actually wasn't that "wild", contrary to popular opinion). Of course, the show had to make a severe assumption for the sake of plot, which was that humans had moved to a different star system with hundreds of planets and moons most of which they were somehow able to terraform to some degree, creating a huge amount of "land" for humans to expand into; it's just like the frontier days where people settled far beyond the reaches of the law and government. But this isn't any more unrealistic than other sci-fi which assumes the existence of FTL travel, "subspace" radio, teleporters, etc., and in some ways is more realistic since it sticks to conventional physics mostly (it's just unlikely they'd find a star system with so many terraformable worlds which wouldn't be either way too hot or way too cold).

    2. Re:Farscape by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Farscape, Firefly, Babylon 5, Stargate, Space: Above and Beyond, Star Treks, Battlestar Galactica, the list just keeps going of awesome scifi that ran from the late 1980s until the mid-2000s.

    3. Re:Farscape by lgw · · Score: 2

      Doctor Who is getting preachy. When Capelli's Doctor tells that woman that it's too bad she's a soldier and the blatant disgust with PE, I get little turned off

      Doctor Who has been preachy since color (early on it was written more as a kids show, but oddly wasn't preachy). Thing was, the shows were (almost) always solidly, competently written. Some were uninspired, but the plots made sense, the characters were understandable, the scenes hung together, and so on. As social issues we care about change, the preachy-ness becomes hard to spot, because it was never central to the plot.

      The problem with the most recent doctor is that the episodes are a chaotic mess. They seem thrown together at random - scenes that are individually well shot and acted, but don't tell a coherent story. Attention-grabbing story elements that never pay off, and afterwards you wonder why they weren't just cut. The writing has become dreck. Too bad, too, I really like the cast.

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      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    4. Re:Farscape by Agripa · · Score: 1

      That's why it was so genius. Out in space, you're not going to have police nearby, or any kind of structured society, it'd be just like the Wild West (which actually wasn't that "wild", contrary to popular opinion).

      To roughly borrow a phrase from Pournelle's Empire of Man series which had the same Wild West science fiction vibe:

      "Horses breed more horses. Vehicles breed refineries and air pollution."

      A frontier world will lack the infrastructure to support ubiquitous high technology.

    5. Re:Farscape by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What's your point? The frontier worlds in Firefly weren't shown to be technological leaders at all, they were shown to be backwaters with low tech, but a lot more freedom than the Alliance worlds (though this came at a price--a lot of crime and anarchy). But they still had technology, but of course it was likely all manufactured on the inner Alliance worlds, and a lot of it was old (like the Firefly ship itself).

      This isn't much different from how things were in the American frontier; they had technology, but it had to be shipped from the eastern states where it was manufactured, and of course they couldn't generally afford the latest and greatest and went without a lot of the time.

    6. Re:Farscape by Agripa · · Score: 1

      I was reinforcing your point; I was not disagreeing.

      Pournelle's Empire of Man series stressed this aspect of frontier worlds where you have solders travel via FTL starship, use weapon which are chemical slug throwers instead of energy weapons, and travel locally using steamboats and horses. The local infrastructure could not support anything more complex. The only high technology you would have is what you can carry that does not require maintenance.

      Incidentally, I am not sure I would categorize the Wild West as having more crime or anarchy. Chicago and other major cities were wretched hives of scum and villainy even then.

    7. Re:Farscape by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I think the "Wild West" got a bad rap. It was lawless in many places due to too little policing and too much open land, but in towns it wasn't that bad. Lots of towns didn't even allow guns; you had to check them with the sheriff's office.

      For soldiers traveling via FTL starships and then riding horses, that really doesn't make sense to me. You don't need infrastructure to get around when you have that kind of technology and access to energy. We have lots of off-road vehicles even today; if you switch the diesel engine for electric motors, then you just need a source of energy to power them. If you have the technology for FTL, likely you've come up with some very potent energy sources or storage devices, so the whole "battery problem" shouldn't be a problem for you; it should be trivial to use off-road wheeled vehicles as well as aircraft. And that's being generous; if you figure out how to travel FTL, then I think it's also likely you'll know how to create anti-gravity fields so you'll have flying/hovering ships.

  50. wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too much poor tv. Each show tries to be more perverted than the others. They're not funny nor are they written well. The writers have no education, don't know more than there 20 or so years of college fortification and drug usage had taught them. They don't know shit.

  51. That's horsecrap. by johnnys · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with TV is that the amount of advertising is increasing to the point where watching in real time is too frustrating.

    Of course people are turning to other sources where they can watch without the constant interruption of yet more and more and more commercials. The channels are starting to run certain ads more than once during a single ad break: Why would anyone want to watch that?

    Without a PVR, TV is simply unwatchable.

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    Sometimes the "writing on the wall" is blood spatter...
    1. Re:That's horsecrap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is amusing is that the trend of using recorders to skip commercials will eventually doom TV to go away. TV, much like its modern internet equivalent (Google) works by putting out mountains of mediocre content in order to get people to watch ads. If enough people stop watching the ads, TV goes away. Of course, I would sleep better at night knowing that a bunch of hack actors on some sitcom are not racking in millions of dollars a year while people doing real work are trying to figure out how to make ends meet...

    2. Re:That's horsecrap. by justthinkit · · Score: 2

      Our 4-part tale:

      The kids are gone from TV, probably forever. It is YouTube or nothing. Their stars are YouTube stars. This despite them being hooked on watching every new kids movie as soon as it came out. But now, in their teen years, TV simply doesn't exist.

      My wife is almost gone as well. Once she got a laptop in the kitchen, the TV started gathering dust. She will still watch the odd thing "on TV", but actually on demand, and often with skippable commercials. Recently she decided to watch a show with me. She kept commenting about the commercials.

      I stay, for the sports (can't get enough of them). But even the mighty ESPN is losing subscribers. What keeps me on TV is how I work -- the television is like the radio to me, and when commercials come on they get muted and I get some useful work done. But how many work like that?

      The advertising uptick is part of it. Shows used to have 25% commercials, and today it is 33%, and climbing.

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      I come here for the love
  52. CCI Flag on Fox Networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John Landgraf should take comfort in knowing that there are some channels I can no longer watch, such as FX, since Fox Networks decided to set the CCI flag on all their programming back in July. He's done his part to make sure there are fewer programs available for me to choose from.

  53. Easy solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make your show available from day 1 as On Demand. So that your customers don't absolutely have to watch it when it air, they can watch it whenever they have the time.
    They are still stuck in the old terrible business model.

  54. Two thoughts on this. by jd · · Score: 2

    First, they could always use blipverts.

    Second, 400+ new shows is somewhere between half to a third of a new show per channel per season, on average. That suggests that if there's too much new material, there are far, far too many channels. In fact, that might be the best solution. Shut down nine in every ten channels. Then you can have exactly the same amount of new material with less channel surfing. People will stay on channel because they'll like the next program as well.

    The British did perfectly well on four channels. In fact, they mostly did perfectly well on three channels. America is, of course, bigger. They might need fifteen to cater to all the various needs. You don't need several thousand (including local). All it does is dilute the good stuff with a lot of crap.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  55. Plus Marvel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marvel, marvel, marvel, marvel. And Marvel. Marvel's doing it right.

    If it's by Marvel Studios, I'll watch it. I'll probably love it. The cinematic universe is awesome and each new series is better than the last. I love how they're developing spinoff series to air in the season breaks, so I'm not left without something to watch most of the year now. I hope they do more. Two Marvel shows a week, year round? I'd totally be there, man. I quit watching formula one and Doctor Who to watch Agents of SHIELD, Agent Carter, and Daredevil. Now I'll get to add Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Mockingbird, Iron Fist, and the Defenders. And I'll love each one. I'll watch them all. I'd be down for four shows per week, year round, no problem. Can you imagine that? Four hours of TV per week! It's crazy, but I'd love it and I'd totally do it.

    That'd be somewhere on the order of sixteen concurrent series at the current pace of episodes per season. I'll buy them all on DVD, too, the moment they're available. I have a little bookshelf for all my Marvel DVDs, right alongside the movies.

    I'd love to see as much happening in the cinematic universe as in the comics, a couple dozen titles. It'd be great. I love Marvel Studios! I probably wouldn't feel oversaturated until I had to make hard choices about watching more than one episode per night. Strong editorial oversight is key, though: it's the quality that makes Marvel Studios worth watching. I won't watch just anthing. But if it's Marvel I'll watch it.

    I'm intrigued by that new mature-audience Combiner Wars Transformers series in development, too. Hmmm. Everything else since Beast Wars has sucked, so that might be wishful optimism on my part. It's not Marvel, so hard to say... Hasbro's pretty lame. The toys are cool, though.

    But anything else, if it's Marvel Studios, I'll watch it. I'm pretty sure Daredevil was responsible for Netflix' big record surge earlier this year, and it was awesome.

    That reminds me, I need to go pick up this week's Secret Wars stack. Comic shop opens in a couple of hours. Time to feed the cats and get dressed. Freebirds for lunch!

    I wonder if I should get a TV?

  56. What is he talking about? by no-body · · Score: 1

    Whenever somebody wants to sell me TV service, I ask: Hey, what's my cut on watching those ads - how much do I get paid for that effort?

    I never received an offer, so....

  57. Alternative questions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Are there too few wars on the world?
    - Can we pollute even more?
    - Can we attract more trolls to ruin the site comments?

    You know, I only keep the cable TV because of my son, who watches cartoons. And this because he's so young that reruns of the ones from the '60s are "new" to him.

    Even so, we get annoyed at seeing the same cartoon again and again and again. He just lays on the sofa like a dog seemingly understanding better than us how TV works. Curiously, he has no attachment to the TV, since probably he thinks that show we'll appear over and over and he'll be able to catch up. Oh, and he jumps at any opportunity to go for a walk. Maybe he is really better than us...

    Sci-fi, for instance, simply disappeared. "Its five-year mission" should be changed to "Its fifty-year mission". And don't start me on Sci-fi and sharks and fake ghosts.

    Some country (India's Bollywood?) really should step up and start producing content, even if just to profit from the incompetence of current producers. Or the Chinese... I know they make crap at start, but the way things are they'll match American shows in some 3 to 4 years. Think "Sharknado" in Chinese...

    And it's not different in other genres. The only one that is well-served are those involving Law: CSI, Breaking Bad etc. Maybe that could work in a nation of lawyers. In other countries, it's like having hamburgers every single day. You just run out of ways to serve them.

  58. U.S. television is truly shit by pigsycyberbully · · Score: 0

    I remember television programmes from when I was a child with fond memories. I think that was because the ideas the stories were new to me. Now I find television programmes an irritating background noise. The adverts are louder than the programmes, and the adverts/commercials are so irritating loud and frequent that I forget what I was watching and I have to switch it off. I also find the programmes very silly and boring. All U.S. generals have a cigar in their mouths that is longer than their penis and they are slightly retarded. All U.S. cop programmes have a big mouth Sgt who is too fat to do up his own shoelaces. And the programmes background music doesn't go with the programmes and sounds like a baby has been let loose with an electric keyboard. Because I'm no longer accustomed to watching television I find the programmes a silly waste of time. In Japan you have flash ads. In the U.S. the ads are longer than the programmes. In the U.K. all the programmes are U.S. programmes. The BBC claims to be the best in the world but they show U.S. programmes. When they show British, programmes they are from the 60s like dad's Army Steptoe and son. The programmes are so old that all the actors are dead. They say the most popular programme is "Strictly Come Dancing, and East Enders". I think the viewers for such programmes are isolated geriatrics? On the satellite and "Freeview" are the same programmes as television but with more adverts and constant begging commercials starving Africans and animals with voice-overs begging for money to save donkeys in Turkey. British television is mostly U.S. television. And in the U.S. television is just unbearable! reality television, shopping channels, soap opera's and its ghost stories which are always true. U.S. television is truly shit.

  59. What a difference a decade makes! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

    It was not so long ago that writers complained about the closed Hollywood shop that kept most of them out of work most of the time. Viewers complained about interesting new TV series being canceled after two weeks of low ratings. Directors had to concentrate their efforts on a few cookie-cutter surefire hits because the costs of production were too high to allow for any mistakes. Even after cable proliferated, the complaint we all had was, "500 channels and nothing on."

    Now, because technology has lowered the cost of program production and distribution, we live in the golden age of TV. All we have to do now to end the "glut" is fix the legal problem: make it easier to stream prior episodes of shows over long periods of time. Because we get some episodes soon after air and not others, and those for perhaps three weeks region-limited, and limited to some artificial number of "Verify your cable provider" carriers much smaller than the number that actually air the show, there is a tendency to stop watching a new series after one or two missed episodes so you can wait a year and then binge-watch the season on Netflix. Fixing the distribution problem would increase the current-season viewership of new shows, pleasing the advertisers because they would enjoy a larger, happier audience.

  60. 400 shows, but with shorter seasons by ITRambo · · Score: 2

    Many of the new series are only ten to thirteen episodes a season. That's a far cry from the traditional TV season where a series had ~23 episodes. Some still do, but not many. Most of them are quote good. But, with shorter seasons it's hard to believe that there are too many series now. They're spread out over many more networks than in the past.

    1. Re:400 shows, but with shorter seasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it fucking pathetic when you see a US show that is 13 episodes at about 39 minutes each for a total of 507 minutes... and a huge chunk of that is beating the audience over the head with reminders of stuff that happened in the past, because americans are too fucking dumb to stitch a plot together on their own.

      Then you see shows from the UK, where they do 6 episodes at 60 minutes each and they don't treat their audience like fucking retarded gits, so they can five 13 episodes worth of content into it.

    2. Re:400 shows, but with shorter seasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it fucking pathetic when you see a US show that is 13 episodes at about 39 minutes each for a total of 507 minutes... and a huge chunk of that is beating the audience over the head with reminders of stuff that happened in the past, because americans are too fucking dumb to stitch a plot together on their own.

      It's pathetic, but I think you're reasoning is incorrect. I believe they do it for 2 reasons.

      1) Filler. If you cut out only "the good parts" of many shows - even things like Mythbusters, they would only be about 10 minutes long and they've got an hour to fill.
      2) a) Coming up next on $SHOW: This is to keep you from channel surfing during the commercials
                b) post-commercial recap: Grab the channel-surfer from another channel - commercials on different channels often take place at the same time.

  61. Less is more by raind · · Score: 1

    Kill your tv?

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    Get up!
  62. Programming? On tv? by garyoa1 · · Score: 2

    You can't be serious. Reality took over and it will never go away. Why? Probably costs 100k to put on one episode of a reality show. And it cost 100k+ to pay ONE actor in a real series. Kind of a no brainer for the creators.

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    1. Re:Programming? On tv? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a little off. I worked on Monster Garage with Jesse James (the biggest ass-hole I've ever encountered in my entire life, and I ain't young.) The budget was $60K per episode for production. The people "above the line" didn't get "paid". These are the producer, director, DP and main talent. They only got residuals. Millions of dollars in residuals. Pro-tip: How to make the big bucks-- Get some skin in the game and never take a paycheck. Get your money on the back end instead.

  63. It's a market by bigdavex · · Score: 1

    Our impression of a good and proper supply depends greatly on whether we're buying or selling.

    Not "enough" supply of tech workers? Oil too expensive? Housing market "collapses"?

    An increased supply of content is good for viewers. It doesn't need to be fixed.

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    -Dave
  64. Betteridge says by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 1

    The answer is obviously no. I can't find any half decent programming show on Java or C, let alone some new fangled language like Go and Swift.

  65. Remember we are a small minority by Bruce66423 · · Score: 1

    Almost by definition if you are a slashdot reader, you are likely to be of significantly above average intelligence AND a geek. It's not therefore a great surprise if there's not a lot that appeals to us. Add in the fact that we're more like to be playing games than watching TV, and it's not a surprise that there's very little out there that works for us. Which means that the audience figures for the shows that we like will be in the pits, and so they will get cancelled. Which means we don't bother to check for new shows etc...

    1. Re:Remember we are a small minority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not at all convinced that slashdot users (at least, slashdot users today) are likely to be significantly above average intelligence. I would suggest that it's more likely that he's significantly above average than a randomly selected person, but that's not the same thing.

      I think we could model slashdot's readership two normal distributions, superimposed.

      The larger is the slashdot "base", which is the same as the greater population.
      A smaller one is industry experts, which is significantly above average.

      (slashdot commenters add one more normal distribution, which is trolls, which have a complex relationship -- trolls aren't always stupid, but they usually act stupid).

  66. Never overestimate the stupidity of most people by Bruce66423 · · Score: 1

    Whilst for the average slashdotter knows how to play the PVR game, most people do. Also a lot of people have TV on as wallpaper rather than actually engaging with it. Given these premises, it's hardly a surprise if the quality of TV is and remains awful.

  67. TV in the 21st century? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, so there are people watching TV in the 21st century. About half of my colleagues (SW developers, quite many have children) do not own a TV set. TV set, the one you watch TV programmes on. Of course we have 40"+ FullHD screens, Chromecast or similar, NAS, broadband internet (no Netflix and Amazon Prime service here, because they hate money) and even archaic devices such as DVD player.

  68. A note to the executives and critics by MakersDirector · · Score: 0

    As a viewer. Up until about 8 years ago, I had very little to choose from in variation of tv and movie entertainment options.

    In a general sense, the 'major players' had become extremely predictable.

    Every summer, movies 'blockbuster' movies would come out with either robots, superheroes, or aliens - or a variation of the theme.

    And television shows - generally featured the equivalent of 'Friends' spun any which way.

    Sure, there's been gems here and there. Futurama and the Simpsons which last quite a while. Then there's wonderful exceptions such as Angel, Firefly, Doctor Who and Star Trek. But more often than not, it seems like these shows are cancelled as fast as the executives can get their grubby mitts into it by introducing gun battles and cowboys versus indians and "scary monster crap" to eventually kill the show.

    It's almost as if this is a calculated counter measure the producers and writers take on these shows to kill them. .

    Now though. and for a few years, there's more intelligent and diverse entertainment options arriving and too much for any one critic or mindless executive to control and kill. Whether it's original entries like Dexter or Mr Robot, or it's a derivation of a theme, it's refreshing to have so many entertainment options that have not been dissected by these people who just can't keep up with the options.

    To the creative types introducing the wonderful variety of entertainment starting to be offered.

    I say increase the supply.

    And I want to see more superhero, alien, and villain, space explorer and time traveler comedies and love stories.

    There's more to life than head shots and reusing the same recipes over and over again without introducing new spices to the mix.

  69. Good Book by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    Monster: Living off the Big Screen, by John Gregory Dunne.

    You'll think twice about believing anything a movie or TV executive ever says.

  70. I've been warning of this for years by endymon · · Score: 1

    I've been forecasting exactly the thing mentioned in the blurb for years. There are only so many hours in the day for people to seek to be entertained. Entertainment comes in many forms television being one of them. So lets say that the hours people watch TV (or other media) per day is capped at 8hrs eg, every waking moment that isn't work or sleep. That means that television viewership can ONLY grow at the expense of other television viewership OR at the population growth rate. I would wager good money that the number of hours of media produced per year is going up at a rate substantially above the population growth rate.

    Added to the fact that the old media content is still accessible the figure of "new content produced per year" should probably be adjusted up by some scaling factor of content produced in previous years (probably a belle curve since the older the show/movie gets the less likely it is to be seen).

    A race to the bottom is ensuing.... the problem is its a race to the bottom in terms of quality.... not price. If they cannot get the viewership, they cannot get the money to support the show. Advertising revenue is more or less fixed at # of eyeballs on screen. This yields designing shows for the lowest common denominator.

    Wouldn't it be nice if a tv show when its announced would tell you how long it was scheduled to run. Say if networks were forced to buy the show as a package and not piecemeal episode by episode or season by season? It would kinda force network execs to commit to shows or face legal recourse. Say if they cancel it after 2 seasons and it was budgeted for 5, they have to pay a big penalty to the show creator for breach of contract.

    It might also have a beneficial effect on the show creators whereby they know how long the show is going to run for before starting and they can pace themselves. It could also help prevent "jumping the shark" where shows just go on endlessly because its still profitable but long ago lost all purpose.

  71. Cash Cow by inhuman_4 · · Score: 1

    The problem is that a lot of studios are trying to produce cash cows, and audiences aren't buying it.

    These shows establish a basic over arching story that people are actually interested in. But spend 90% of the show with monster of the week crap that no one is interested in. With the goal being of milking the show for as long as possible. With two predictable results: Most shows are just garbage that never pick up a fan base and die after a season or two. While a handful shows get lucky and they milk it for years until the audience gets pissed off.

    Studios need to start producing shows that are designed to end. Stop producing comic-book style never ending stories, and start producing long movies. Shows like Dexter and Battlestar Galactica had amazing ideas in them, but the writers just lurched from season to season trying to keep the things afloat. There needs to be a story with a fixed end point, and once the show gets there it ends and that talent moves on to something else. I'd much rather watch a bunch of long-miniseries type shows like Rome, Band of Brothers, Sherlock, Jekyll, Babylon 5, etc. That are designed to end. Than all these shows that just milk a good idea to death.

  72. My Three Season Rule by khelms · · Score: 1

    I started getting fed up with TV back in the 90s when they cancelled multiple shows I really loved after a single season. My So-Called Life and Space: Above and Beyond were 2 examples. In the mid 2000s, I dropped cable and went to disc only viewing.

    Now I make it a point to not even look at a series until it has gone for three seasons. No more wasting my time on one-season wonders. I will occasionally violate the rule for a good reason. For example, I got into Veronica Mars after only 2 seasons because Joss Whedon said it was the best show he'd ever seen. That was good enough for me.

    Anyway, I'm relying on the rest of you folks to watch the current series and keep them going long enough to reach the point where I might become interested and check them out.

  73. Which programming language was the culprit? by PeteVine · · Score: 1

    I don't watch TV. ;)

  74. UK TV has worsened as the channel count increased by rklrkl · · Score: 1

    > The British did perfectly well on four channels.

    Yes, they did, but with the advent of cable and satellite in the late 80's (and Net-streamed channels in recent years), the number of UK channels exploded and are now probably approaching 1,000. Of course, 950 of those 1,000 channels are completely hopeless and probably have viewers in the hundreds or thousands.

    The quality of British TV has nosedived in inverse proportion to the number of channels available - the "big 5" UK channels are now so bad, that I'm down to recording maybe 5-6 shows a week (it used to 40-50 about 20 years ago). BBC and ITV compete for the lowest of the low-brow now - endless quizzes, soaps, reality shows and "talent" shows dominate prime-time viewing and it's been many years since I've liked any UK TV comedy (Have I Got News For You remains the only regular UK comedy show I'll bother recording).

    I'm finding that the best US shows are just so much higher quality now than their UK equivalents, so a decent broadband connection is all I need to satisfy my viewing needs...

  75. More = worth less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The more shows that are made makes the value of all shows drop. It's time for pricing to reflect this.

  76. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, who watches TV anymore? When I remodeled my new home, I didn't even bother running new cable lines into it for TV.. just a line into the basement mech room for internet. I don't even have an HD TV OTA antenna. I watch most content on a second display monitor while working on my primary monitor... or watching on ipad in bed. I haven't watched television for just over a decade.

    I watch content when it is on a cheap service, like Netflix. Or I download it from torrents, when I get around to it. I almost never watch things as they air (though Amazon does show some shows about a week after they air, which I will sometimes catch). I won't pay $20 for a DVD or digital download of a movie, when I can get two and a half months of netflix for that... and have Amazon Prime Instant all year long as part of my Prime delivery subscription. I won't waste my time watching television,w hen that means I have to schedule my life around it and then sit through 33% of the time being commercials.

    I usually watch shows when their season is done. Actually, not even that. I generally wait until the entire run has finished, so I know if it is worth watching. Then I watch it. I don't want to waste my time on bullshit. And I wont' waste my money, either. No Hulu, because I wont' pay to be served adds *and* have a shitty selection of content. I won't pay for cable, because I'm not wasting $200 USD/mo for that shit. I won't pay for owning movies or renting them on services, because I'm not paying half or more of a netflix subscription just to watch 90 minutes of a film. I won't pay for a movie theater film (I haven't gone to the theater since 1998), because I'm not spending $80-100 for an all-night-long obligation when I could just wait a couple months and watch it online for a fraction of the price and without the bullshit of a theater.

    It used to be that people bragged about not watching television, because . . . I dunno. I guess for the same reason people brag about being out of touch with their own popular culture on all sorts of other things. But it has been a long time since that was relevant. For the last ten or fifteen years, people have opted -- like me -- to not watch television, because . . . well . . . it isn't the ideal (or even tolerable) experience for receiving our video entertainment. It would be like asking people "do you still ride a horse and buggy to get your groceries?". No, it's 2015... We fucking order it online and a truck brings t hem to our door and a guy brings them into our kitchen. Because it's 2015 and not 1815.

  77. This is a shock? by toonces33 · · Score: 1

    Honestly I don't watch any series any more. There far too many dumb reality TV programs out there that are just as mind numbing as sitting and smoking weed the entire evening. Maybe if I did smoke weed I would find TV more entertaining - they should look into this and see whether ratings are higher in Colorado and other states that have legalized.

    The only thing I do watch is the evening news, and *some* science programs. My wife watches sports, but even there the economics are all screwed up with the networks overpaying for mediocre stuff, which results in overpaid coaches and overpaid athletes, and the inevitable scandals which result from this. Even here, more sports are going to a streaming model, and once that transition is complete, a whole bunch more people will cut the cord.

  78. Huh? Who watches teevee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? Who watches teevee?

    I watch youtube. There is just too much of everything there to watch!

  79. Doctor Who is not preachy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The current Doctor's dislike of soldiers isn't the show being preachy, it's showing a character flaw of the current Doctor. Did you not notice the finale where he gets his faced rubbed in it when PE The Soldier saves the world? and then his best friend Alistair The Soldier saves the Doctor from the agony of killing the only other member of his race?

  80. Lillehammer by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

    Lillehammer (unless you hate sub-titles, its English and Norwegian). We watch around 2-4 Episodes per week.

    1. Re:Lillehammer by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I found a neat show when I was in the UK last but I've forgotten the title so I can't really tell you much. It's about some guy who's a detective. He's from Norway, Denmark, or Sweden. It was dubbed in English and aired on channel 4 maybe??? I've also seen Lilyhammer and, for some reason, the two seem similar. I tend to travel a little and one of the silly things I do is watch local television even though I don't really watch it here at home. I'm not sure what made the show seem similar, to be honest, as Lilyhammer is about a gang and the other is about a detective. I think it was the writing style.

      Anyhow, I caught Lilyhammer in Norway, as I recall, and later found it had popped up on Netflix and watched a few more episodes. It's not a bad show at all. I wish I could remember the name of the other show... You might like it. *sighs* I don't know if you're from Norway or not but, if you are, you have a very beautiful country. I spent most of my time, during both trips, in a rented RV just traveling around and hitting the various quiet places while occasionally staying in an inn or a hotel. As I attempt to ski, badly, and do a little snowboarding it was a really nice place to visit and I got to watch a neat snowboarding competition whose name has also been lost to the fog of an addled brain.

      If you do live there you've got an excellent country full of good people. Your beer sucks though. I've been there twice now and kind of sort of want to buy some property there but I don't think I'd use it enough to actually warrant the expense. As I no longer drink, well a single beer here and there, I guess I can forgive the local beer crafting. I visited in 2009 and again in 2013. I intend to visit again within the next two years only I wish to stay for longer than two weeks and to do some fishing if I'm allowed to. Some of those streams looked like they'd make great places to fish but I have put exactly zero effort into learning about this so I have no idea what I'd be fishing for. Hopefully they've got some trout and I can fly fish (badly) and mostly scare the poor fish away while getting lucky often enough to keep me amused and moderately well fed.

      I mention this because, well, Norway's one of the exceptional places that I have visited and I've been pretty much everywhere at one time or another. The people remind me a lot of the people in South America. In general they are exceptionally kind and outgoing once you get to know them a little bit. There's a huge educational disparity between the two groups but education doesn't always correlate with intelligence I've found.

      As an aside, and to add to my long and rambling post, my son's found South America to be the same and is just as fascinated with it as I. He's not returning to school this semester (yes, wasted money) and has opted to remain in Peru for the time being as he seeks to get his girlfriend an extended visa though he doesn't want to marry just to get on the fast-track immigration route. Smart kid, really. When I do return to Norway next I have already planned on trying to coerce my son into joining his old man on the trip. If I can stop him from falling in love with the natives then your daughters are safe. The mothers are not so safe... What? I'm single...

      Wait... What was the subject again?

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    2. Re:Lillehammer by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      I found a neat show when I was in the UK last but I've forgotten the title so I can't really tell you much.

      Now there's a ringing endorsement: it was so neat that you blanked out everything about it, including the name of the show.

      I'm gonna print this out and frame it.

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      Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
  81. There is more high quality entertainment on by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    There is more high quality entertainment on than I can watch. And I've been retired 3 years.

    So I filter on price.

    The current prices of entertainment and talent are unreasonably high given the glut.

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    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  82. Bunch of bull by iamacat · · Score: 1

    There is no single credible new Sci Fi show, let alone anything of the caliber of Star Trek or Battlestar Galactica. If there is audience saturation, is because every network is trying to copy plot lines that made money a few years ago, but people are looking for variety. Imagine a VR-based series which is also a game, and top players get to interact with professional actors on national TV. Think there will be a few folks who are interested to watch the show and play the game?

  83. Get rid of reality TV by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    I think the axe should be taken to all of these 'reality' shows. Sure it's cheap for the networks because they don't have to pay professional actors or writers. But is society really served by watching a bunch of housewives sitting around debating what shade of polish to paint their toenails when they get their next pedi?

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    'He who has to break a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.' -- Gandalf to Saruman
  84. Think outside the box. Pun intended! by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    Who watches shows on a schedule anymore? It might take me a year or two before I start watching a series. By then I know which have multiple seasons and might be worth watching. But I eventually do get around to every series that I would have watched on a schedule. In fact I have more time now to watch shows and I watch more shows. No more 2am mornings with nothing to watch. We need to get shows to stop all this fall/spring premiere schedule stuff and instead have new shows every month. And no more pilot episodes but rather half season pilot series. In fact it would be better for the shows if they just did away with seasons all together and instead focused on shows more as mini series. And maybe a series takes two years to get renewed... so what.

  85. Re:Donate some new scripts the Hollywood industrie by KGIII · · Score: 1

    In my recent, and ongoing, bad movie kick I watched a Uwe Boll movie called Tunnel Rats. It's actually pretty good and on Hulu though you may need a paid account in order to view it though I'm sure you can find it if you wanted it bad enough. It had far fewer explosions than I expected. It ended just as I expected but it went to the ending in a very unexpected way. I was hoping for a worse movie but ended up with a good one. It was surprisingly well done. I was expecting more explosions given the theme.

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    "So long and thanks for all the fish."
  86. $4 Million Dollars An Episode. by westlake · · Score: 1

    Today you can produce a decent quality show with a couple thousand dollars in equipment.

    We return now to the real world of digital media.

    TV literary agent Peter Micelli was forthcoming about how Netflix --- and other digital media upstarts --- do business with Hollywood during a panel discussion Friday at the UCLA Entertainment Symposium. He went so far as to specify how much was spent to produce some of the series CAA has sold to Netflix.

    ''The cheapest show is $3.8 million an episode,'' Micelli told a crowd of more than 500 lawyers in the entertainment business. '' 'House of Cards' started at $4.5 million and (executive producer David) Fincher took it way above that.''

    ''The next series is 'Hemlock Grove' and they're doing that for about $4 million an episode,'' he said. '' 'Orange is the New Black' is just under $4 million as well. They're huge budgets shows, theyâ(TM)re doing things in a huge way.''

    {"Netflix will] pay a large percentage of the budget . They control it for four years exclusively and then can turn around to re-sell to a cable channel.''

    ''Amazon is looking at it on a smaller scale, with comedies, but spending a million dollars per episode.''

    Netflix Series Spending Revealed [March 8 2013]

    The geek thinks consumer grade video tech and maybe some OS solutions for F/X, audio and editing.

    The pro thinks about the time, material resources, talent, imagination and experience that he will need across the board.

  87. Star Trek: Forever. by westlake · · Score: 1

    Just donate some new scripts the Hollywood industries, they're plagued with sequels, reboots and lame, reworked, versions of anything that came out before 1986.

    The nerd and the geek have been obsessively crafting replicas of the ST:TOS Enterprise bridge, costumes, make-up and props for their fan-fiction productions since the seventies. I don't expect to see anything new coming from that direction.

  88. WTF? There aren't ENOUGH new shows. by hucker75 · · Score: 1

    People normally complain that there are too many REPEATS, and not ENOUGH original stuff! This post is back to front.

  89. TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone watch network TV? Huh.

  90. That verdammt Jonnanes by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    Gutenberg created a world where there are just too many books published in a year to be read in a year.

    Something must be done!

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    There's no time like the present. Well, the past used to be.
  91. We just got a Smart TV..... by vandamme · · Score: 1

    ...to replace our 25 year old CRT (with converter box), but it doesn't work. There's nothing Smart on TV.

  92. Correction by Lauriy · · Score: 1

    You can't compete with "The Wire".

  93. Still very little worth watching by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Thank goodness I have a DVR. When I'm stuck at home during the week, there's nothing to watch. It's all crap. Mostly chick stuff. I'm seeing more stuff where there's one or two dumbasses that have a camera - and they have a show! Bad as rap is to music. As if rap is music.

    Here's my satellite TV - over 500 channels. Still nothing to watch.

  94. "Too much" is ok... by iq145 · · Score: 1

    "Quality" is the concern :-)

  95. Firefly by crispin_bollocks · · Score: 1

    I'll just keep watching reruns of Bar Rescue, Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, and Airplane Repo until there's a new season of Firefly.

  96. So a new season of "Scandal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So a new season of "Scandal," for example, is also competing against old series like "The Wire." "So a new season of "Scandal," says Landgraf.

  97. 500 channels and nothing's on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, there is definitely NOT "too much new programming". There's not enough new programming that is worth watching. Content producers are targeting advertiser dollars, and this has nothing to do with what I would ever watch. So I don't. Nothing new here.