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  1. Re:Executive Summary on Traveling With Tom Bihn's Checkpoint Flyer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah no kidding. The only relevant bag in this article is "douchebag."

  2. Re:yes, you are stupid on The Hard Upgrade Path From XP To Vista To Win 7 · · Score: 1

    The only time a company might really be "forced" to respond is when they stop supporting the OS. When does XP get EOL'd? Again, from a support perspective, not a sales perspective.

  3. Re:Mozilla Foundation's Choice on EU Says MS Must Offer Other Browsers; Now What? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Mozilla/FF people are all clearly on the same page about that issue. If anyone wants to know how best to exploit this, just ask 'em!

  4. Re:It's a trap. on Microsoft Unveils "Elevate America" · · Score: 1

    It's like Pol Pot claiming to be a champion of human rights, and starting a 'training program'.

    No. Just, no.

  5. Re:They are cut off on Twitter Leads Social Networks In Downtime · · Score: 3, Funny

    Go outside, take a sunbath, twitter your friend about it... err, ha, well...

    No, what you need to do in that situation is go and create a Facebook group about it.

  6. Re:Call me crazy on Don't Like EULAs? Get Your Cat To Agree To Them · · Score: 5, Funny

    FLAWLESS VICTORY

  7. Re:Itanium would have worked-AMD screwed it for in on A Brief History of Chip Hype and Flops · · Score: 1

    Well, the idea was more to take a lot of things that were typically done in hardware (such as trying to exploit parallel execution as much as possible) and push those tasks into the compiler. An interesting idea that never really sat well with me though.

  8. Re:BeOS Haiku on BeOS Successor Haiku Keeps the Faith · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, having different OSs isn't about beating Microsoft.

    You wouldn't know that from reading Slashdot, though.

  9. Re:Bundling browsers leads to...what? on Mozilla To Join EU Suit Against Microsoft · · Score: 1

    You don't need market share to be competitive -- just ask Apple.

    (I'm not sure if that's a joke at Apple's expense or a compliment... Fanboys/anti-fanboys, feel free to take it however you like).

  10. *Sniff* they grow up so fast! on Slashdot.org Self-Slashdotted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot has apparently learned how to masturbate, because it is now fucking with itself!

  11. Re:And... on Ubuntu Wipes Windows 7 In Benchmarks · · Score: 1

    Queue douchebag saying its only a beta.

    Thanks for getting that out of the way!

  12. Re:obvious? on Researcher Finds No Link Between Violent Games and School Shootings · · Score: 1

    Of course not... Choir, meet the preacher.

  13. Re:Oh come on. on Battlestar Galactica's Last Days · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, you are certainly entitled to your believes.

  14. Re:i feel sorry for the guy but... on Steve Jobs Takes Leave of Absence From Apple · · Score: 1

    Actually, it comes in a variety of colors!

    iStool: Shit different(TM).

  15. Re:I Wonder... on Google Researchers Warn of Automated Social Info Sharing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, they are helping protect privacy by developing software that can... Help undermine privacy.

  16. Re:Only in America. on Oprah Sued For Infringing "Touch and Feel" Patent · · Score: 3, Funny

    -1, Gay

  17. Re:Yes! on ACM Urges Obama To Include CS In K-12 Core · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, the English majors say "Do you want fries with that?"

    They may not be going far but at least when they get there they can spell words properly!

  18. Re:How weird on Simulations May Explain Loss of Beagle 2 Mars Probe · · Score: 1

    Knowing even just a small bit about how people can behave, explain to me how this is "weird".

    Something or other went wrong, and they're all defensive about it. Sounds normal to me.

  19. Victims? on Personalized Spam Rising Sharply, Study Finds · · Score: 0

    I hate spam as much as the next person but few if any of us can hardly be called "victims" of spam. Using inflammatory language like "identity thieves" is also a bit much -- if this was real identity theft under discussion the spammers would be doing something more insidious instead of just obnoxious.

    I could give less than a shit if someone knows where I went to high school. Hell, there is a ton of info out there about all of us that is in public records that we all can do precisely jack about. Even if they know where I do my banking, yeah, that's pretty bothersome, but I can't get too excited until they find a way to pull money out of my accounts. Which, again, they clearly can't do (and won't be able to do, unless someone falls for a phishing scam or something), otherwise they wouldn't have the need to spam me.

  20. Fucking pathetic article on 100 Years Ago, No Free Broadband Pneumatic Tubes · · Score: 1

    Is this what Slashdot has become? So desperate to make fun of Ted Stevens that this shows up on the front page?

    I am of course asking all this rhetorically.

  21. In Soviet... Japan... on In Japan, a Billboard That Watches You · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait, what?

  22. Re:Convince your boss. on Time to Get Good At Functional Programming? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another question you might ask yourself is, are you going to let the CPU designers push you into a programming paradigm you are not effective in?

    This to me sounds like laziness. "But parallel programming is HARD!"

    But I'd much rather see them speed the cores up than endlessly multiply the number of them. There is a *lot* of room left to do this.

    Please elaborate on this further, because what you wrote that follows is all rather vague to me. Making cores faster means higher clock speeds and/or improved architectures. As far as clock speeds go, apparently, chip designers feel like they are running up against physical limitations that are making this difficult. And when it comes to improved architectures, what quite possibly the #1 thing that has been done over the years to improve performance? Increase parallelism. Pipelining, superscalar architectures, multi-threaded single cores, VLIW, etc.

  23. Re:galeon? on A Cheat Sheet To All the Browser Betas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yet still galeon is my favorite browser. I have like 200 tabs in it, while in opera I have just about 30 tabs...

    If you like tabs, you may be interested in another feature a lot of browsers have. Depending on the browser, it goes by various names -- "bookmarks," "favorites," et al. Check it out sometime!

  24. Re:There's a reason some cars cost more than other on Study Confirms That Cars Have Personalities · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why don't they take a cheap car and put a sexy face on it? Because then nobody would buy the expensive cars.

    Ummm, so couldn't someone who makes a cheaper car put a little bit more effort into how the car looks and make more money off it? Either through higher sticker price or increased sales?

    Drive a car like a BMW or Porsche or whatever -- I mean really drive it like it's capable of being driven -- and you'll understand a little better why cars like that cost more. I know what comes next: Overpriced? Depends on who you ask.

  25. Re:clue ? on Space Litter To Hit Earth Tomorrow · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't expect for people to RTFA here, but at least RTFS. It's not rocket science, you know.