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TSA Pats Down 3-Year-Old

3-year-old Mandy Simon started crying when her teddy bear had to go through the X-ray machine at airport security in Chattanooga, Tenn. She was so upset that she refused to go calmly through the metal detector, setting it off twice. Agents then informed her parents that she "must be hand-searched." The subsequent TSA employee pat down of the screaming child was captured by her father, who happens to be a reporter, on his cell phone. The video have left some questioning why better procedures for children aren't in place. I, for one, feel much safer knowing the TSA is protecting us from impressionable minds warped by too much Dora the Explorer.

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  1. I should hope so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the reason for these searches is to find weapons and bombs then whats the problem? If you're going to search then you need to search everything or it becomes pointless. Do you think a terrorist wouldn't hide a bomb in a baby's nappy if they thought it would work?

  2. It's possible. by jDeepbeep · · Score: 0, Troll

    I can think of some cultures that wouldn't hesitate to have child suicide bombers.

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    1. Re:It's possible. by drunkennewfiemidget · · Score: 1

      Yea, because this parade of perceived 'security' is actually going to do anything other than piss off and upset travellers. The people who want to hurt you will find a way, or get through anyway.

      This nonsense is nothing more than theatrics, and it's why I won't fly to the US. I can't imagine tourism isn't taking a hit.

    2. Re:It's possible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can think of some cultures that think nothing of abusing their children...however tenuous the rationalization.

    3. Re:It's possible. by scubamage · · Score: 1

      Those that have been so abhorrantly treated by "dominant" cultures that they are relegated to any attack of opportunity they can muster? Are those the ones you mean?

    4. Re:It's possible. by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And making hordes of people stay in a densely packed formation for extended periods of time does what exactly to stop someone from detonating an explosive device while they wait in line?

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    5. Re:It's possible. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      In which case it would be much easier to swallow the bomb than bother with that.

    6. Re:It's possible. by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      You don't have to have child suicide bombers.
      Adults can use the kid's toy to smuggle stuff on plane much more plausibly.

      Patting down the kid was probably an excess though.
      I'm sure the bear could have been given back, that would have calmed the kid.

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    7. Re:It's possible. by scubamage · · Score: 1

      Strangely, I believe the child bomber and soldier is used wherever people have little to no other recourse. For instance, Sierra Leone, Liberia, and the Vietcong all used child soldiers and bombers because they simply didn't have any other choice except losing what they thought was worth dying for.

    8. Re:It's possible. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for it to happen. This issue has been brought up before, both in the context of airports and elsewhere.

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    9. Re:It's possible. by kgcurrie · · Score: 1

      Wal-Mart is a dangerous place too. They have weapons and ammunition that could be used to terrorized the American public. We should be required to submit to sexual molestation from all Wal-Mart greeters before entering the store.

    10. Re:It's possible. by melstav · · Score: 1

      Hey. At least then, the bomb goes off in the airport instead of on the plane, right? I mean, that way, you don't have tons and tons of debris possbily raining down onto a heavily populated area.

    11. Re:It's possible. by sjames · · Score: 1

      I can think of a number of clues that this particular child isn't a member of such a society.

      Let's face it, there simply is not a way to eliminate every slight risk from even one element of life without eliminating life itself. We seem a long way past the point of diminishing returns here. In fact, we seem to be in the cure worse than the disease area now.

    12. Re:It's possible. by swilver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, lives are expendable. Aircraft are not.

    13. Re:It's possible. by Tom · · Score: 1

      In fact, yes.

      The terrorists goal is not and never has been to kill people. That's just the means. Blowing up a waiting line would make people question the point of the whole security theatre. You don't want that if you are a terrorist. You want them to run more security theatre, to get ever stricter laws and in general to make their lives hell.

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  3. Video No Longer Available! by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

    So, the TSA has gotten to YouTube. What's next, the Google itself?

    But seriously, the harassment of this little girl is a clear indication that all parents should enroll their toddlers in "Little Ninja" classes so they can protect themselves from the groping hands of our government.

    1. Re:Video No Longer Available! by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not surprised.

      Censorship is the last resort of the Tyrant (or Oligarchs) to cover-up his deeds.
      A bullet is the last resort of the Patriot, in order to end the censorship.

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    2. Re:Video No Longer Available! by MachDelta · · Score: 2, Informative
    3. Re:Video No Longer Available! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Not the same video. Yours has a calm kid, who even seems to enjoy the novelty. And he is not patted down, but just wanded.

    4. Re:Video No Longer Available! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bullet is the last resort of the Patriot, in order to end the censorship.

      I think a 30-06 220 grain boat-tail at 2,500 ft/s with 2,980 ft/lb of energy would do nicely, don't you think? Say from 500 yards with a 6.5-20x50 scope. Far enough to have a reasonable chance of getting away cleanly, close enough to hear the screams of panic.

    5. Re:Video No Longer Available! by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      RTFA, that doesn't match the description of what was happening at all.

      Let the Streisand effect begin!

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  4. I wonder... by KyleJacobson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What would happen if there was a suicide bomber that was caught with a child, and the child was the one with the bomb... Would we willingly subject our children to being searched after an incident like this?

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    1. Re:I wonder... by jarlsberg71 · · Score: 1

      I would like to think no... That we would never want children harmed by using them as delivery vehicles or in protecting them and us by having them exposed to some TSA agent moving their hand along till they meet "resistance".

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    2. Re:I wonder... by orphiuchus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its happened in places like Palestine. When people get desperate enough, or when their belief system gets twisted enough, people will try it. Its just that such a attack may happen once every decade in the west, and there is a point where it simply isn't worth the loss of privacy and freedom for hundreds of millions of people to save a few lives, maybe, one time in the next 10 years.

    3. Re:I wonder... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Now imagine if the child was carrying the bomb in one of its cavities, or swallowed in a bag. I'm really wondering if the TSA would mandate that every person undergo a full x-ray, or, as a friendly alternative, a cavity search. At this point, I'm not sure they wouldn't.

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    4. Re:I wonder... by tmosley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What would happen if we stopped making up crazy situations in our heads to justify the total loss of our freedoms?

    5. Re:I wonder... by countSudoku() · · Score: 4, Informative

      Spoken like someone without the need to travel, nor children. Fail.

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    6. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that wildly implausible scenario were ever to occur, we would do well to consider our response. But that doesn't change the fact that it's simply wildly fucking implausible.

    7. Re:I wonder... by gknoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Other people would make them up in their heads and foist their lunacy upon us anyway.

    8. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what would happen when the bomb was found? It would go/be set off that's what. Killing/injuring those waiting in line to get through security.

    9. Re:I wonder... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      We've seen that terrorists are more than willing to kill themselves and others in the name of God, I fail to see why anyone would think they wouldn't kill a child all the same? If God is going to treat you to 72 virgins for giving your live, he certainly would reward the child that was blown up in his name ...

      The problem with everyone getting excited and pissed off about this because its a child is that people don't realize that 'the enemy' doesn't give a fuck about life, its highly unlikely they would care about a child if they think giving their own is acceptable.

      They think they will be rewarded for what they are doing ... think about that.

      Either way, the TSA is one big joke.

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    10. Re:I wonder... by discord5 · · Score: 1

      What would happen if there was a suicide bomber that was caught with a child, and the child was the one with the bomb...

      And I here I was thinking some people were really scared of babies with anchors. Exploding babies, what will those crazy terrorists think of next?

    11. Re:I wonder... by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What would happen if we stopped making up crazy situations in our heads to justify the total loss of our freedoms?

      Yeah, if we could just stop imagining insane scenarios like groups that recieve formal training on how to use mentally retarded young women to carry bombs into vegetable markets, or jihaddist crazies with PETN in their underwear or their shoes, looking to kill a few hundred people. Or insane, crazy situations like young suburbanites magically thinking that they're going to glory when they carry explosives onto trains in London or Madrid ... I mean, none of that could ever REALLY happen, so it's just craziness to think of such stuff from a security perspective.

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    12. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      What would happen if we stopped making up crazy situations in our heads to justify the total loss of our freedoms?

      Obviously you have never been to Iraq or Afghanistan if you think that is some made up crazy situation. Bombers use children to kill soldiers all the time, because children are trustworthy, no one thinks a child would hurt anyone, meanwhile the child that doesnt know any better has enough explosives strapped to them to kill everyone within 50ft. The child themself if probably completely harmless but the people who have control over those children sure are not. If it can happen there all the time whats to say it wont happen here?

    13. Re:I wonder... by cdrguru · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      In Vietnam it was common to have children carry bombs to blow up troops. Pathetic, but common.

      At Israeli checkpoints it is not unheard of to have children carrying bombs or to have explosives strapped to them.

      There is no question that the scenario you have presented has already happened and needs to be dealt with in some manner.

      The problem is that it isn't being dealt with in an effective manner because to be effective you would have to involve profiling and really delaying people while they were interviewed.

      You could eliminate the "radical Islam threat" by simply having a guy with a plate of bacon at the checkpoint - you eat or you don't fly. The rest you could probably eliminate by checking luggage - they aren't looking for suicide just mayhem.

    14. Re:I wonder... by copponex · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Then the GOP would not have a way to scare people into voting against their own interests.

      Remember, patriotism is abandoning our liberties and principles to fight terrorism in order to preserve our... uh... profit margins?

    15. Re:I wonder... by VickiM · · Score: 1

      I'm not stating a position on the search of the 3-year old, but I will point out a story in response to your statement. I know a person who came back from doing time in Iraq who told the story of one time having to shoot down a little boy on a bicycle who was approaching the base and would not stop when told to turn around. He had explosives taped to him. Sure, this isn't Iraq, but to think the parent is making up some crazy situation that could never happen is sadly incorrect.

    16. Re:I wonder... by Lanir · · Score: 1

      What would happen if there was a suicide bomber that was caught with a child, and the child was the one with the bomb... Would we willingly subject our children to being searched after an incident like this?

      Maybe... It's hard to say. You'd have a bit of a conundrum going on there. You see your "For the Children" groups and your "Security Through Endless Harassment" groups are generally on the same side, appealing to the same people. So who would win? I think it would come down to how often people in that demographic fly on commercial airplane flights.

    17. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mostly middle-aged mothers.

    18. Re:I wonder... by Godskitchen · · Score: 1

      What the hell is wrong with people. Getting on an airplane with a hundred other people is not a right. Everyone gets searched and scanned because maniacs like to blow Americans up on airplanes. That's all there is to it. People bitch about "losing their freedoms" by having to go through an scanning machine when boarding an airplane due to their own insecurity over their body image but will then happily go out and vote for socialized healthcare.

    19. Re:I wonder... by gurps_npc · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Well, considering that the TSA is doing NOTHING at all to protect the US from real terrorists, I don't think this is worth it.

      In 1995, their was a terrorist attack on the Tokyo Metro. The technique used by them would work wonders on an airplane and the TSA has taken ZERO steps to prevent anyone from using it at US airports.

      In 2001 there was a mail terrorist attack using antrhax. In a controlled envrionment with recylced air, such an attack could infest literally every person on the airplane, killing them about 4 days later. If a faster acting disease was used, the plane would crash, for that extra dramatic boom. Again, the TSA has taken ZERO steps to prevent anyone from doing this.

      As of 2006 (don't know about now), the TSA had taken ZERO steps to preven Surface to Air missiles used against a commercial airlines.

      So NO, I don't think a terrorist would be stupid enough to do anything that the TSA would catch. The reason the 9/11 attacks worked so well was mainly because no one had ever tried it before. As soon as the U93 became aware of what was going on, they prevented the terrorists from using the 4th plane.

      The TSA has not caught a SINGLE real terrorist at the gate, ever. Instead they are engaging in illegal, unwarranted (in both senses of the word), unreasonable searches of US citizens. These searches would have stopped terrorist attacks that in the past failed. They quite clearly would NOT have stopped any of the most logical, fairly cheap potential terrorist attacks.

      Their searchs are simple sexual harrasments of legal citizens, they do nothing to make us safer.

      But the extensive and invasive nature of the searchs do reassure fools that trust the government with their safety, instead of questioning authority.

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    20. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Anyone who seriously thinks that a compotent terroist would try to sneak a bomb onto a plane is an idiot. The vulnerable point is and has always been the security checkpoint. Hit that and you take out everyone standing around, an increasingly expencive suite of equipment, and likely force an evacuation and shutdown of most if not all of the airport (pick a good airport and you could cause loads of chaos). And best of all you don't have to worry about defeating the search as it hasn't been conducted yet.

      So the best thing they could do for secuity is have a fast low impact search that screens most reasonable threats (x-ray bagage and any bulky/loos fitting coats should do, maybe a meatal detector, and a chemical bomb sniffer) and doesn't generate large crouds of people waiting.

    21. Re:I wonder... by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if you stopped bombing them, they would stop bombing you, or at least do it significantly less often.

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    22. Re:I wonder... by XipX · · Score: 1

      The only effective change to security since 9/11 happened the moment the world learned of it. Never again will the passengers of a plane allow it to be turned into a guided missile. If I have to tell my children that only mommy, daddy, their doctor, and oh yes, any government goon who flashes a badge can touch and rub their privates (and if you tell the government goon 'no' he'll sue and there goes your college fund) then we've destroyed our country far more effective than any act of terrorism could.

    23. Re:I wonder... by hahn · · Score: 1

      What would happen if a suicide bomber set off a bomb in a crowded screening line...Would we then set up a screening for the screening?

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    24. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, TSA jobs must be every pedo's dream job. Not only they get free porn, they also get to pad 'em down. Nice.

      Who was it that said if you trade freedom away to security, you deservie neither?

    25. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would happen if there was a suicide bomber that was caught with a child, and the child was the one with the bomb... Would we willingly subject our children to being searched after an incident like this?

      Epic Fail.

    26. Re:I wonder... by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      If a bomber straps the bomb to a child, he is no longer a suicide bomber.

      I would still not willingly subject my children to TSA molestation.

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    27. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for that, I'm going to use a toddler to bomb a plane. Congratulations.

      After 9/11, there were some people saying that one of the problems with American intelligence beforehand was that it didn't have people with the kind of sick imagination to imagine scenarios like that. And sure enough, sometime in 2000, in a venue for people with such sick imaginations (alt.tasteless) someone did in fact describe just such a scenario (except they envisioned one plane and the Empire State building).

      Mr. Mosley is doing you a service.

    28. Re:I wonder... by fredjh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Great post, gurps_npc; yes, terrorism is a threat. So are drunk and distracted (cellphone using) drivers, but we put our lives at risk every day for the sake of convenience and saving time. I think people have lost all perspective.

      When they fortified the doors the cockpits, IMO, the problem was adequately solved.

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    29. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At this moment, I'd like to term this problem the, infinite stupidity loop, a consequence of human social groups.

      And no. There isn't a cure, but a bat to the head is a temporary solution.

    30. Re:I wonder... by amRadioHed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A terrorists in Saudi Arabia already stuffed explosives up his butt. None of our current security measures can catch that, and obviously it is what someone willing to kill themselves to blow up a plane will do if all others ways of concealing weapons are eliminated.

      If we don't do something to cover that scenario, all our other security is a waste of time. So, what are you willing to be subjected to by the TSA to prevent the next colon bomber?

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    31. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post reminds me of a bit by Louis C.K. from his Hilarious special. He's in an airport and notices TSA employees wheeling this really old, really frail guy. They then pull him up and basically suspend him by his arms in order to use a handheld metal detector on the poor old guy. Louis points out the ridiculousness of it, and counters the "Oh, but where do we draw the line?" argument by saying "That. That's the line. If that old man's a terrorist and manages to get a bomb on a plane, he fucking deserves it."

      Children are where we draw the line.

    32. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would happen if there was a suicide bomber that was caught with a child, and the child was the one with the bomb... Would we willingly subject our children to being searched after an incident like this?

      Really? What if....What If...WHAT IF? jeez...amazing how pathetic people can really be. America is really becoming quite a silly place.

    33. Re:I wonder... by fredjh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, what are you willing to be subjected to by the TSA to prevent the next colon bomber?

      We can eliminate 100% of the threat by eliminating flying.

      Sounds stupid, but there's a point beyond which additional security measures are plainly stupid. We reached that point shortly after they fortified the cockpit doors on planes.

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    34. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remind me again what kind of humanitarian aid we were providing in Vietnam and why we are still upset about the situation you describe? We were killing Vietnamese and they had every fucking right to strike back in every fucking way they can. Where were our morals when we were killing their children that somehow become important talking point when they kill their children?

      If we stop being a world wide mercenary and if we stop terrorizing people half way across the globe, we will be lot less targeted by "Terrists". Until we get this hard to digest brutal truth into our collective conscience we will be "wondering why they hate us".

      I am not saying you supported Vietnam war but just pointing out the rabidness of the argument you used and used by many of us.

    35. Re:I wonder... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      We are not Vietnam, this is not Israel.

      Why would anyone ever blow up a plane now? Why not go to your nearest train station or shopping mall and blow yourself up there?

      There is plenty of targets out there, shall we give up all of our freedoms to feel better about false security?

    36. Re:I wonder... by pspahn · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      I can envision vehicle inspections at the airport entrance. I can envision chemical sniffing devices at all the doors heading in. I can envision random searches of people simply checking their bags or walking through the ticketing areas. I can envision trained dogs roaming the airport. None of this really seems implausible.

      The government tends to function like a well financed sports team. Massive reckless spending with the hopes of winning the championship. Unfortunately, this tactic rarely works.

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    37. Re:I wonder... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      I know people are jumping on you for this line of thinking, but do realize this kind of thinking is appropriate, but only in limited situations.

      When I am working on securing a computer system, I need to think about how to close every loophole no matter how small. Recently I encountered an internal web site that prompted users for their user name and password and sent it over HTTP. Now, this was only on the local corporate network, in a secure building, with WPA2-Enterprise on the wireless network. So the password is really only exposed to a limited group. But it is easily fixable with HTTPS, and it doesn't need to prompt for the password anyway since everyone is on a domain. So I started the gears toward fixing this.

      But in the real world, this kind of thinking doesn't work so well. I could put a bomb in a child and take them into an airport. Okay, so now we can children. But I could get 100 children with bombs and rush the security gate. So now we put up turnstyles. So I get 100 ninjas with bombs in them and they jump over the turnstyles. So we build 20-foot unclimbable walls around a chokepoint that injects a fast-expanding foam that traps the ninjas. So I 1 man with a bazooka and bombs. And the escalation continues... in the mean time, some random person just took a bomb onto the plane unchallenged because they are wearing a suit and tie, and watched someone enter their access code.

      In the physical world, there are too many security holes to try to stop every one. Any they are very expensive to fix. At some point we have to give up and accept that in order to have freedom in the real world, we need to give up some level of security. Keep thinking like you do, just make sure you don't impose it on everyone else.

    38. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of people whose world view and morals will allow them to strap explosives to children and kill people.

    39. Re:I wonder... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Or we could just realize that those are so rare we could save way more lives by fixing the roads or getting people to eat better. Car accidents, cancer and heart disease don't kill hundreds of people each year they kill hundreds of thousands.

    40. Re:I wonder... by nschubach · · Score: 1

      So what do you suggest we do? Live in fear for the rest of our lives? Maybe forgo the idea of ever going outside because anyone caught in the streets may be carrying a bomb?

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    41. Re:I wonder... by tftp · · Score: 1

      Now imagine if the child was carrying the bomb in one of its cavities, or swallowed in a bag. I'm really wondering if the TSA would mandate that every person undergo a full x-ray, or, as a friendly alternative, a cavity search.

      A cavity search won't do a thing to detect explosives that are swallowed by the bomber. They don't even need to be in the bag, as long as they aren't too poisonous. A bomber with stomach (and bowels) full of explosives will be very destructive.

      The only way to detect this and other implanted threats is to cut passengers open to look inside and take samples. Even a full X-ray will not tell what exactly material fills the digestive system.

    42. Re:I wonder... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Locked cockpit doors and I would add air marshals on every flight are probably the only worthwhile security changes the TSA made.

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    43. Re:I wonder... by blai · · Score: 1

      Why would people be suicide bombing your country if you just played nice?

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    44. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is "in the interest" of 95% of the population in most of Western Europe to vote to completely screw over and basically forcibly intern the remaining 5% of the population who seems permanently stuck on welfare.

      Social theorists have played the "the rational interest of the classes" card since Marx but they don't realise that any reasonable application of it tells them to go fsck themselves.

    45. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And while you bleat your partisan bullshit, the current administration continues to chip away at civil liberties.

    46. Re:I wonder... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      1. More terrorist attacks have been carried out in the USA by white guys than brown ones.
      2. Eating bacon or anything else that proves you are not a muslim so you can attack your enemy is acceptable practice, there is no rule against it in this case.
      3. In those places children are used because they believe they have no other options. It was never common for the vietcong to use children to carry bombs, this was very rare. They actually used them to give soldiers drinks containing ice and glass shards.

    47. Re:I wonder... by kris240376 · · Score: 1

      As far fetched as the OP sounds I can see his point.

      I regularly strap unexploded WWII munitions to my child whenever we fly. The first few times I was a little uncomfortable with it. I didn't even like changing her diaper when she was younger, imagine my horror while trying to insert sticks of dynamite in her ass and vagina for the first time. But as time went on I became more comfortable with the process. It's just something we do now without even thinking about it. We've even made a little game out of it.

    48. Re:I wonder... by eLDaai · · Score: 1

      Seriously this is all theater - entertainment. Look at how immediately passionate everyone here becomes upon the outrage of the molestation of the poor little 3 year old girl. The fact is, she was upset - didn't understand what was going on or why, which ultimately resulted in her being subject to even more disturbing manipulations. Meanwhile her loving father - seeing a opportunity to boost his ratings / ego, stood back to watch them manhandle his daughter while he taped the whole thing for posterity.

      Should a child have to be padded down? No.
      Are planes going to be safer because of the TSA? No. (see brilliant comment below on how if we made the TSA disappear it would only make terrorists look more morally outrageous / unacceptable)

      But what the real outrage should be:

      • no one involved in that situation (other than perhaps the mother) was properly encouraging or trying to satiate the hysteria of a little girl - whom through the perusing of the following comments it's obvious we're all most concerned about.
      • that her own father would exploit her situation.
      • And ultimately that we should all follow so easily after the father - using the situation in a weak attempt to perpetuate our own passions / hysteria. By creating such energy around such nonsense we create value with all the wrong pressures, and a father neglects his child so he can scrape together a 'scoop'.
    49. Re:I wonder... by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

      What if there were a few Jews that were a bit too thrifty in Germany in the 1930s?

    50. Re:I wonder... by chainsaw1 · · Score: 1

      Complete elimination of risk from any activity is impossible. To live is to assume risk.

      "He who gives up freedom for safety deserves neither."
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    51. Re:I wonder... by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then the GOP would not have a way to scare people into voting against their own interests.

      Dems are 100% in control at the moment. The head of TSA (appointed by the Obama administration) on the news today said that genital groping is justified and will continue.

      So you can't blame everything on Bush.

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    52. Re:I wonder... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if you stopped bombing them, they would stop bombing you

      No. The crazy jihaddist types are quite clear that it's the very existence of non-Islamist societies, anywhere, that they consider intolerable. The aren't exporting Taliban-style cruelty and medieval theo-thuggery into places like Somalia because they're mad about a representative democracy in Iraq or because it's easier to wack people who murder school teachers and police cadets with a drone than it is to send in a column of troops for a firefight.

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    53. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late... Already happening.

    54. Re:I wonder... by Grapplebeam · · Score: 1

      Hmm, lemme think. Oh, right. NO. This cowardice is ridiculous. The sniveling charlatans who put on this one act play entitled "Security" are bad at this, and have no sense of right and wrong. Infringing upon rights granted by the constitution is never justifiable, and yet they've managed to do it anyways because people are so terrified of a grand total of around ten dudes. Seriously? We didn't make trucks illegal after a terrorist bombed the Alfred P Murrah Federal Building (a homegrown terrorist, no less!) and we didn't make mail illegal when someone sent bombs through the mail. Fear is not the correct response. Anger should be! How dare they try to cow the greatest country in the world into submission with a bunch of suicidal lunatics. We should've rebuilt the WTC, and built a taller tower next to them so they know what we think of them. We should've sent an overwhelming force to Afghanistan, and, for once, productively used the Military Industrial Complex to rebuild Afghanistan into a stronger, more secure, better educated, nation. We did none of these things because we let fear dominate our thoughts, and we are no more secure because of it. As Benjamin Franklin said, "He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security. He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither."

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    55. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, get some sniffer dog patrols to just walk around the airport as well.

    56. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck the USA.

      When shit like this sexual assault and child molestation can go on without severe punishment for the felons who carried it out, there is something wrong. I'm glad that I left your shithole country when I did because it's just going to get worse.

    57. Re:I wonder... by atrain728 · · Score: 1

      What were we bombing in September of 2001?

    58. Re:I wonder... by kenshin33 · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I'm fed up with this getting too old excuse. "It won't change thing. If I don't other will do, so why bother. Either you'r in the system or outside the system". The world is not fucking black an white, there are millions of other colors and shades.
      Instead, try to fight those lunatics in any way you can, and FOIST your "non-lunacy" upon them. If they could, why can't you?

    59. Re:I wonder... by Kojiro+Ganryu+Sasaki · · Score: 1

      Well the catch is that social healthcare is necessary but security theater isn't.

    60. Re:I wonder... by Garrett+Fox · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're aware that the Democrats are now in office, and extended the USA-PATRIOT Act, and in fact are the ones behind the new obnoxious security that this article is about, right?

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    61. Re:I wonder... by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 2, Informative

      What does this have to do with the GOP? Holy crap, people, give it up already. We still have a Democratic President, House, and Senate.

      This is bi-partisan stupidity - call it what it is.

    62. Re:I wonder... by kenshin33 · · Score: 1

      I might add that some one desperate enough won't see the difference between the actual place and the airport. in the nineties something like that happened in an Algerian International Airport. it was a blood bath, a lot of innocent people were dead.

    63. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would happen if there was a suicide bomber that was caught with a child, and the child was the one with the bomb... Would we willingly subject our children to being searched after an incident like this?

      "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. " Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790), Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759 (source: http://www.quotationspage.com/subjects/freedom/ )

    64. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the GOP, as having complete control over the Executive branch, controls the TSA.

    65. Re:I wonder... by stdarg · · Score: 1

      1. More terrorist attacks have been carried out in the USA by white guys than brown ones.

      Plane-based terrorist attacks? I doubt it. Context is important. There have been a lot of white guys (and gals) in environmental terrorist attacks. I'm not very worried about an environmental terrorist attack on a plane, most of them are at animal testing facilities and the like. And yeah, I bet you anything if you worked at an animal testing lab, and you saw a group of white, middle class, hippie-looking college students hanging out in the parking lot after dark, you WOULD be worried. And there's nothing wrong with that.

      2. Eating bacon or anything else that proves you are not a muslim so you can attack your enemy is acceptable practice, there is no rule against it in this case.

      However, it is believed that most mosques in the country are already being monitored. Eating bacon is easy, never associating with mosques in your entire life is not so easy.

    66. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you see the video? I have children, and travel too often. The reporter is advocating sensitivity training for children. Really? If it was my kid having a temper tantrum, which is what it was, I would give them a swat on the butt, and tell them to behave. Instead, it's not my fault, it's the TSA! I agree that searching a 3 year old does not make me feel any safer, but this smells of a reporter just looking for a story.

    67. Re:I wonder... by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then the GOP would not have a way to scare people into voting against their own interests.

      Strange. The GOP hasn't been in charge in over two years, yet the worst of TSA has happened during that time. Tell me, how has the evil GOP been able to do their evil, dastardly deeds while having no "official" power? Are they Sith? Are they sacrificing kittens to Satan? Tell me, how is the all powerful GOP able to do this?

      More importantly, what scenarios do you have to concoct in your head to justify your blaming of the GOP for this? How do you put aside all logic and reasoning to make yourself believe it? I really want to know.

      Remember, patriotism is abandoning our liberties and principles to fight terrorism in order to preserve our... uh... profit margins?

      Yeah. TSA is seriously boosting its profits. I'm sure the TSA CEO can look forward to a hefty bonus this Christmas. Who is the CEO of TSA anyway? I'm also sure the airlines are licking their chops waiting for the big profits generated by people who decide to drive or take the train rather than get molested by TSA agents.

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    68. Re:I wonder... by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Spoken like someone without the need to travel, nor children. Fail.

      So you have no regard for the safety of your children traveling with you? Parenting fail.

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    69. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My freedom is worth more than you pissing your pants over your need to feel safe. If you are that scared, STAY HOME!

    70. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If safety was a primary concern then bomb sniffing dog would work, possibly even be affective against the one that shoves it up their bum. I don't know how effective dogs would be when dealing with implants though. Dogs would be a step up from scanners and procedures that continue to fail. So is safety the primary concern or isn't it?

    71. Re:I wonder... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      So what do you suggest we do? Live in fear for the rest of our lives?

      Do you consider having armed guards and bullet-proof glass at your bank, or traffic control signals, or vaccinations, or a criminal justice system, or locks on your house to be signs that you're walking around in abject fear ... or just practices that are in keeping with the reality of what people actually do and experience?

      Ok, skip the explosives screening. Do you think that metal detectors to spot guns, knives, and grenades are worth using, as people board a plane? If so, why ... because you're quivering in fear, or because it's just rational to do so? If not, are you really thinking that such attacks would be infrequent, or do you think that we'd be back to a "skyjacking" every other week, like we were when crazies realized how cool it was back in the 1970's? Except, now it's fashionable among the religious crazies to die while hurting other people. Do you imagine that less screening will make it less fashionable? Why?

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    72. Re:I wonder... by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      Yeah children shouldn't be given a pass either. It's more dangerous for them in the long run. (it would likely lead to the aforementioned bomb-strapping on children, so it's really for their protection). However, groping ANYONE in the name of safety is taking it too far. The security measures should be the same for adults and children, but they are currently too tight. Use the air-puff-bomb-detecting machines... use some bomb-sniffing german shepherds... use metal detectors... but virtual strip searches and pat-downs should be saved for actual criminals.

    73. Re:I wonder... by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 1

      Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.
      -Benjamin Franklin

      I would say that 3 year olds should never be strip-searched.
      Even if the Taliban starts using children en masse, it just isn't worth it.

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    74. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What would happen if we stopped making up crazy situations in our heads
      > to justify the total loss of our freedoms?

      What would happen is that someone would use your naivete and bring a pistol on a plane by hiding it to a child's diapers.

      Yes, it sounds silly to you and me to think that an infant would need frisking. But for that very reason, if you think like a terrorist, that is exactly a vector you would want to use to bring a weapon or a bomb on a plane. Weak soft western infidels wouldn't frisk a child.

    75. Re:I wonder... by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      The crazy jihaddist types

      The crazy types are a minority. Of course there will always be people with some reason for violence, but less reasons == less such people.

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    76. Re:I wonder... by copponex · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'd forgotten that the TSA, PATRIOT ACT, bank bailouts, illegal wiretapping, secret torture prisons, Guantanamo, and all the rest of it were products of the Obama Administration during it's reign from 2001 to 2009... but wait, wasn't he elected --

      Hang on... okay, Fox News is back on. Whew! The blonde lady made it all make sense again.

    77. Re:I wonder... by SirAstral · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The DHS and TSA are currently being operated by Democrats. You are a tool!

      The Democrats are now drunk upon the power the Republicans obtained through DHS and will abuse it to their own ends just like the Republicans.

      You can ONLY blame the other side when your side is fighting to remove it! Since your side has not sought to remove DHS or the TSA then you are a willing accomplice.

    78. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't wait to get the GOP out of power, then we ca... Wait... The GOP ISN"T in power right now, it's the Dems. Dang that throws off everything. We can't blame the GOP until they get back in power. Oh wait.. Obama will fix this, he fixes everything...

    79. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would happen if we stopped making up crazy situations in our heads to justify the total loss of our freedoms?

      Anarchy and chaos.

    80. Re:I wonder... by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      Which will happen regardless. We can either react to it the way we have, in which case we have lost, or we can keep living our lives and valuing our liberty and ignore the lunatics.

    81. Re:I wonder... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      I'm a libertarian, you idiot.

    82. Re:I wonder... by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      Better yet, what would happen if there was a suicide bomber caught with a bomb implanted in his skull... Would you willingly subject yourself to a lobotomy after an incident like this?

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    83. Re:I wonder... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Heh, whoops, I thought you were replying to me. Sorry.

    84. Re:I wonder... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Well, you can tell the good folks at the TSA to be sure to shoot any children on motorcycles.

      If a child had a bomb strapped to them, it would be blatantly obvious. This isn't science fiction, where you can get a gigantic explosion from a bomb the size of an aspirin pill.

    85. Re:I wonder... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      No, both are equally bad, and both equally violate our rights.

      Understand that since education was socialized in the 70's with the creation of the Department of education, the US has gone from having the best primary education in the developed world, to the worst. Our medical system is already broken from a hundred years of fascism under the ADA (http://mises.org/daily/4276).

    86. Re:I wonder... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, you could easily have flights that do have the invasive security, and others that don't. There is no need to have the government involved in this. They hire the worst kind of minimum wage layabouts to do a job that should be done by professionals, as is the case with El Al.

    87. Re:I wonder... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't be an issue if the flight crew was armed. But oh, we can't have that! That would be "dangerous" or something. Guns r bad, mmmkay?

      Instead, we've got to gang rape three year olds. Yes, the terrorists have won. Good job, you fucking coward.

    88. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell yeah, you pussies are doing it already without the damn incident in the first place.

    89. Re:I wonder... by Duradin · · Score: 1

      People don't need a rational reason to be jerks. Any internet forum should demonstrate this.

    90. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile her loving father - seeing a opportunity to boost his ratings / ego, stood back to watch them manhandle his daughter while he taped the whole thing for posterity.

      The option being what exactly? Physically intervening and pushing the TSA goons away? Yelling and screaming? Face it, the way things are currently structured, virtually any act of resistance, even to protect the dignity of your 3-year-old-child, is going to result in a lengthy interview in an isolated room at best, and a spot on the no-fly-list at worst. Actually, that porobably isn't the absolute worst outcome, but I suppose it's the worst likely outcome.

      What the father did was the best available option - use the power of viral media publicly shame the TSA and galvanize a grassroots response. I congratulate him for keeping his cool and choosing the course of action that he did. It would have been easy to fly off the handle and respond with emotion while watching your young child being molested by a high-school dropout.

    91. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see the current administration doing anything about this either, so shut your partisan pie hole.

    92. Re:I wonder... by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      Ok, skip the explosives screening.

      That's exactly what TSA is doing right now.

      Most x-ray machines and metal detectors won't identify most bomb material, but there are plenty of ways to identify explosives, none of which is currently in use by the TSA.

      Right now, the only true explosives detection done by the TSA is the swabbing for residue on randomly selected passengers. I suspect that the TSA is not as stupid as they appear, as they keep getting bundles of money for essentially useless passenger scanning equipment. And, they will get more money once they convince everyone that naked pictures of passengers isn't catching all the possible threats.

      Do you think that metal detectors to spot guns, knives, and grenades are worth using, as people board a plane?

      Metal detectors and x-ray of luggage isn't particularly invasive, nor are they a possible health hazard. Since both have been in place for many years before 2001, and deal with a completely different kind of threat, are useful, and already paid for, so shouldn't be eliminated. But, they could be improved to decrease the time for each passenger.

    93. Re:I wonder... by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then the GOP would not have a way to scare people into voting against their own interests.

      Remember, patriotism is abandoning our liberties and principles to fight terrorism in order to preserve our... uh... profit margins?

      Do you live in some alternate universe where John McCain was voted president? In my time line, we have a Democrat named Barack Obama who has been president for nearly 2 years now. We also have massive Democrat majorities in Congress. Not only are things as bad in this area, they have actually gotten significantly worse.

    94. Re:I wonder... by Tanman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Under whose administration did "enhanced" pat downs start?

    95. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is going to be a bit awkward, but uh... Bush isn't president anymore. This is being pushed by the Secretary of DHS Janet Napolitano. A Democrat. Might want to pull your head out of your ass. ;-)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_Napolitano

    96. Re:I wonder... by Godskitchen · · Score: 1

      While I concur that the US education system is broken, I believe the US health care system (pre-Affordable Care Act) to be the best in the world. Sure, I believe that children should be covered since they shouldn't suffer for their parents' irresponsibility, but adults should make healthcare a priority and purchase insurance.

    97. Re:I wonder... by tmosley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And yet they never set off to Attack America until 30 years after we started heavily intervening in their affairs.

      Guess what? If you leave them to their own affairs, they will turn toward killing each other. As much as they believe in spreading religion by the sword, what they believe in more is power, and that lust for power leads to war between their tribes. If they overcome that lust for power, then they won't be a threat anyways.

    98. Re:I wonder... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Iraq, Gaza, and the West bank to start. We also overthrew democratically elected governments pretty much everywhere else in the thirty years before that, and we have been propping up the House of Saud for decades as well.

      Or did you think people just kill themselves for no personal reason because the blinking box tells you so?

    99. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A common story from soldiers in Iraq is of civilians being car jacked by Freedom Fighters/Terrorists to outer Bagdad. A bomb is put in their car while they are pretend interrogated/threatened. Then they are released for being "the wrong targets" on the drive home across the city they go boom.

      The moral: bombers have be made unaware that they are bombers. And if you are killing kids anyway why not use one.

    100. Re:I wonder... by savvysteve · · Score: 1

      I agree... at some point the lunacy has to stop and common sense has to come back into play here. If someone wants to do something evil bad enough they will do it. When you have extremists willing to kill themselves to insure 77 virgins in the after life for mass murder of the infidels then it is hard to compete with that. I don't understand the big deal of the full body scan... non evasive... or take option 2... the big guy feels you up and touches "your junk". It seems like a simple solution... if you don't like it don't fly.

    101. Re:I wonder... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Barack Obama's. I voted for him. I've also written the White House respectfully laying out my position in opposition to these obscene displays of security theater. I urge everyone to do the same. http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact

      The TSA is under direct control of the executive branch, the President, and he has full power and authority to curb these actions, but it won't happen without public pressure. (Hint: YOU are the public.)

    102. Re:I wonder... by atrain728 · · Score: 1

      We were bombing Iraq in 2001? Boy, that is news to me. Yeah, we bombed it a decade earlier (after it invaded Kuwait), but the premise of "if you stop bombing them, they'll stop bombing you" doesn't hold water. These aren't rational people, despite your attempts to paint them thusly.

    103. Re:I wonder... by copponex · · Score: 1

      The choice between backscatter and pat downs began in 2007 after being tested as far back as 2005.

      http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2005-05-15-airport-xray-bottomstrip_x.htm

      READ IT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS.

      Now, why wasn't this news back then? Because the GOP gets away with pretending that when they violate basic civil liberties, it's for a good purpose. When Obama came in and declared torture illegal and wanted to shutdown Guantanamo, he's called out for endangering America.

      Mandatory screening came after the underwear bomber, and it was pushed by a guy you may remember named Michael Chertoff and the rest of the paranoid fucks like Hannity, Beck, and O'Reilly, who turned it into a political game to try and prove that the Obama Administration was weak on terror. So they responded with more security measures.

      Yeah, the Democrats are still a member of the business party. Are they better than the paranoid, ignorant trash the GOP needs to stay relevant? Absolutely, as every uninformed response like this has demonstrated.

    104. Re:I wonder... by el3mentary · · Score: 1

      You could eliminate the "radical Islam threat" by simply having a guy with a plate of bacon at the checkpoint - you eat or you don't fly

      Yeah who cares about Jews or Vegetarians anyway.

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    105. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the GOP/DNC would ...

      There fixed that up for ya...

    106. Re:I wonder... by yabos · · Score: 1

      And what would happen if a suicide bomber strapped a bomb to a child and blew it up in a school, public library, blah blah blah. Why is it that airports are anything special? There are so many things you could do in a sufficiently crowded public place to cause terror, it's horse shit that so much effort is spent on airplanes. I can go rent a U-Haul truck and pack it with explosives, drive it into downtown Whateverville USA and blow it up. I don't see any screening for renting a U-Haul.

    107. Re:I wonder... by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      Or what if a terrorist boarded a plane and started stabbing passengers and crew with a pencil. Would we ban pencils? Pens? What if he was a martial artist, would we ban martial artists from getting on planes?

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    108. Re:I wonder... by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      So are drunk and distracted (cellphone using) drivers, but we put our lives at risk every day for the sake of convenience and saving time

      Yeah, but those are drunk white people, not scary evil turban-wearing devils, so it's ok.

    109. Re:I wonder... by yabos · · Score: 1

      IF they really wanted a way to stop a terrorist from taking over the cockpit(as if they'd get through the door anyways), they'd install a device to release airborne anesthetic into the cabin. The pilots have emergency oxygen masks and they could easily land the plane while subduing the cabin.

    110. Re:I wonder... by sulphurlad · · Score: 1

      Well having just went though this Bullshit @ MCO Monday, I can tell you that it is not fun.
      The fat cunt decided that I needed my laptop bag searched extra carefully after I refused to go through the new 'Light Up My Marrow' X-Ray device that some fucking Minimum Wage trainee was running that day. Well Lo and Behold, my laptop bag tested positive..... for what I have no fucking Idea.... No answer. Of course I was crazed Pissed, ready to go to jail pissed, at that point, was actually weighing that option of jail time.......and My wife, whom we just found out was pregnant, was getting really scared when cops showed up and was really trying to calm me down.....

      Bottom Line:
      They are highly untrained, but make up for it with massive attitude. After I calmed down 15 minutes later from my hissy fit, body pat down including my balls ( asked the Supervisor if he wanted to stick his finger in my ass too ,very loudly, he was a little embarrassed )
      The cops that showed up at the scene said that TSA once tried to stop him from coming into the secured area with his weapons, against all rules and doctrines of the working relationship between the TSA and local law enforcement. I trust a cop, trained in law enforcement, way more then some fucking wanabee loser with a 2 week course that ends up saying that you can spell their name and pass a drug test.....

      Good Luck.... not looking to returning to the states anytime soon. The terrorist won, The government took your Freedom.
      Welcome to the happiest place on earth. Just don't think for your self and everything will be just fine.

    111. Re:I wonder... by englishknnigits · · Score: 1

      I guess you aren't aware the Obama is currently the President and he has oversight over the TSA, it being under Homeland Security. Or maybe you didn't know that Obama was a Democrat.

    112. Re:I wonder... by Twanfox · · Score: 1

      I know my concern while traveling with my child is two-fold. Unnecessary radiation exposure, and lack of comprehension.

      My daughter has already had several pelvic X-rays for potential problems with the development of her hips. At that time, there was justified concern, although fortunately it turned out not to be an issue as things developed. However, irradiating my child during critical development periods just to prove that she isn't carrying a bomb to someone else is not a justified use of radiation in my view. Ionizing radiation doesn't just go away, and high volume or low volume, x-rays still carry enough energy to cause damage. Risk is higher than the reward of verifying she's not a terrorist.

      My daughter also will not fully understand what is going on. She's young, and gets quite a lot, but when some TSA agent starts to feel her up to assert she's not carrying a gun, is she going to understand what's going on? Things children don't understand can be traumatic for them if they become frightened. Is one instance going to matter? No, perhaps, but if she's spooked for the next few hours, guess who gets to deal with her? All the airline passengers on the flight with me. Add to that, round trips require 2 such runs through security and we're seeing that this is definitely not easy on the children. You then get to ask, 'is it worth it?'

      I'm all about safety when safety is the actual focus. These machines are like a technophile bouncing at the latest new gadget. They might be neat in technology, but lack something in implementation.

    113. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would happen if we stopped making up crazy situations in our heads to justify the total loss of our freedoms?

      It's okay. History already made them up for you. The VietCong strapped grenades to the backs of children in South Vietnam
      and told them to go say Hi to the nice American soldiers. What would actually be useful: screening TSA agents in the hiring
      process and training them accordingly. Then, improper incidents would be avoided.

    114. Re:I wonder... by netsharc · · Score: 1

      And somewhere in a cave, Osama is laughing that the citizens of that "free country" are getting sexually molested, all because he got the US government to react in exactly the way he wanted them to react.

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    115. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TSA is the last and least line of defense against terrorist threats.

      Has it ever occurred to you that there could be more than one organization
      involved in stopping terror attacks?

      The TSA only makes it difficult enough that a terrorist attack
      requires activity that will appear on intelligence networks. Security isn't
      football. You don't wait for the other side to hike the ball before you
      blitz.

    116. Re:I wonder... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      They never stopped. Maybe you don't remember, be we were running some 100 sorties per month over the skies of Iraq, and bombing sites on occasion.

      I would argue that YOU aren't rational. When someone refuses to accept the fact that a human is a human, instead trying to ascribe to them some demonic or animalistic characteristic so that they can continue killing them is one of the worst forms of insanity.

      For extra fun, name ONE incident where muslims attacked Americans in America before the founding of Israel. One terrorist incident. Hell, one murder based on religion. There were none.

      Further, Iraqis weren't involved in 9/11. It was all Saudis. Why didn't we invade Saudi Arabia? Because Bush was pissed off that Saddam had tried to assassinate his daddy. Funny that he employed Don Rumsfeld to that ends, since Rumsfeld was one of those responsible for installing Sadaam in the first place. You see, Sadaam was installed by the CIA after they assassinated their democratically elected president. In a very real way, Iraq was a puppet government with the US pulling the strings. Sadaam just got too big for his britches.

    117. Re:I wonder... by eLDaai · · Score: 1

      The option being what exactly? Physically intervening and pushing the TSA goons away? Yelling and screaming? Face it, the way things are currently structured, virtually any act of resistance, even to protect the dignity of your 3-year-old-child, is going to result in a lengthy interview in an isolated room at best, and a spot on the no-fly-list at worst.

      This is a moot point, we all understand the consequences of reacting poorly in any tense situation. The key is not to react, but to anticipate. A child wants to understand, but often cannot. When you add the inability to comprehend a situation to the pressures of social rigidity and indignant parents: any youth will become uncomfortable. In A 3 year old this most often exhibits itself in hysteria. Anticipating this situation by justifying to the child somehow that their bear will be taken away (maybe for a checkup or some such innocuous thing) then explaining diligently the process of removing one's shoes and waddling through the metal detector - would likely alleviate most a reasonable amount of pressure on the child. If the process is handled competently, the likelihood that the child will be padded down is close to 0.

      What the father did was the best available option - use the power of viral media...

      Not viral. In fact the video is struggling with copy-write issues - which would make it seem that someone was out to make a buck, not shame the TSA.

      additionally, evoking stereotypes is clear evidence of rational thought.

      ... being molested by a high-school dropout.

      Which comes full circle to my argument that this is indeed theater, and meant exclusively to act upon passions. By rifling through your heart so simply they've drawn in your wallet without even suggesting an alternative solution.

    118. Re:I wonder... by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      The normal populace might but then again they will accept a lot out of fear.

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    119. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has happened before. Vietnam. I wish we were "making up crazy situations in our heads to justify the total loss of our freedoms".

    120. Re:I wonder... by fractoid · · Score: 1

      If, by forgoing this liberty, we can garner a little additional temporary safety...

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    121. Re:I wonder... by fractoid · · Score: 1

      A terrorists in Saudi Arabia

      Clearly this mixed singular/plural notation denotes a successful detonation.

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    122. Re:I wonder... by Tycus · · Score: 1

      You clearly don't realize that what Obama has been doing for the past two years is cleaning up after the Bush administration. To quote a recent article on Scoop.co.nz "This is the guy who took a massive Clinton administration budget surplus and gave it away to his friends at the top of the tax bracket, a move that laid the groundwork for the current economic calamity. This is the guy who breezed past a pointed warning about Osama bin Laden, terrorism and airplanes on August 6th, 2001, because he was on vacation and couldn't be bothered.* Because of this (please do you research before you attempt to formulate a rebuttal to this) George W Bush is directly responsible for the now unsupportable economy and 'state of terror' that has swept America. The Athenians believed that the pinnacle and principal desire for ALL people should be taking an active roll in their governance. They were a society that was built on principals of equality, transparency and sound reasoning. America is a nation governed by religion (by definition, a BELIEF, not a fact!) and a corrupt political system were lobbyist's are connected to committee members in Government who receive substantial payments to endorse and recommend particular products, contracts, contractors, services and utilities to administrators. There is NO true transparency. That won't be any different under a republican or democratic Government. For more information on what Obama has done for America see: whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com *see www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0806/s00141.htm

    123. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't interject facts into this discussion! It will only weaken the resolve of the brain-dead partisans!

    124. Re:I wonder... by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

      Do you live in some alternate universe? In my timeline, we have a centrist Democratic president and a slim Democratic Senate, and a lame duck democratic House majority, about to be replaced by a large Republican majority. Worse is a relative term. It was already in a horrible place, and there is not end in sight. Republican or Democrat, we're mostly screwed. But at least we're taking Europe with us. If you're going to get orgiastically screwed by the government, it's better to have European company. Those guys know how to partay!

      All that said, my own daughter was frisked at the airport at the age of two. The reason being, I wasn't going to expose her to radiation treatment at that age. She however has been taught how to behave and didn't throw a temper tantrum, like this couple staged. Parents who can't control their children are the real issue. That and the fact the TSA is filled with perverts and molesters.

    125. Re:I wonder... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong here, but this policy is being put in place under a very solidly Democrat Party government. What incentive would the DNC have to push the Republicans into power?

      (Do not kid yourself: they're controlled by the same power base.)

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    126. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By rifling through your heart so simply they've drawn in your wallet without even suggesting an alternative solution.

      What are you? Yoda?

    127. Re:I wonder... by northstarlarry · · Score: 1

      What would happen if we stopped making up crazy situations in our heads to justify the total loss of our freedoms?

      A-fucking-men!

    128. Re:I wonder... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      So the best thing they could do for secuity is have a fast low impact search that screens most reasonable threats (x-ray bagage and any bulky/loos fitting coats should do, maybe a meatal detector, and a chemical bomb sniffer) and doesn't generate large crouds of people waiting.

      That's funny, the TSA has basically said they have no idea how to deal with that problem... well, I'm sure we can trust these unelected TSA officials, they must know exactly what they're doing!

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    129. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we don't do something to cover that scenario, all our other security is a waste of time.

      Good, that means I can bypass security altogether when I get on my plane in December.

    130. Re:I wonder... by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      And the TSA is capable of stopping none of this.

    131. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that the statistical probability of dying from a terrorist attack on an aircraft is orders of magnitude lower than the likelihood of being killed by a police officer, perhaps we should all be requiring the TOTAL disarmament of police forces around the world !
      Even LIGHTNING kills more people than "terrorist" attacks on aircraft. Perhaps we need to have mandated lightning rods on every street corner ?
      The chance of being killed in a MV crash is so many times higher than the chance of dying in a plane crash, from any cause, that the current measures are more equivalent to requiring sobriety tests for EVERY driver EVERY day.
      It has all got so out of hand that any sense of proportion has been swallowed whole by the wealth creation potential of airport security.
      When will reality return?
      I'm personally waiting for someone to pack a false dick or suppository with explosives and then, no doubt, we'll have everyone forced to drop their pants for a REAL feel and internal check.

    132. Re:I wonder... by Meski · · Score: 1

      There are people that aren't Moslem that don't like bacon. Let's substitute it for something you don't like. Offal? let's have kidneys, or liver, or brains...

    133. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hell does any SANE human being believe that if I was a "terrorist" then I would BOTHER trying to board an aircraft with a bomb ?
      If all you wanted was to kill people it would be so much easier to walk into a myriad of crowded public places and self-detonate. A shopping centre, an AIRPORT queue, a ball game, a New Years Eve gathering, a cruise liner or even just a large church service.
      Blowing up an aircraft is so 80's and illogical.
      If a plane blew up tomorrow then I'd be MUCH more likely to believe that a GOVERNMENT was involved, as it would just be a PR target not a logical one in terms of an "attack".

    134. Re:I wonder... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      No we live in a weird world where large portions of government have been uncontrolled for a decade and are strongly resisting being put under adult supervision and a President that is going to be called a Muslim terrorist himself at any attempts to assert control over these agencies. It's going to take both sides of politics to restore sanity and probably two or more Presidents.

    135. Re:I wonder... by Phopojijo · · Score: 1

      And if the security measures really helped... I'm sure there'd be more support. There's a balance between security and convenience/performance/freedom in whatever we do. Many people have many different lines they draw -- regardless of where you draw your line... you need to be efficient at getting the most of the former for the least of the latter. I mean hey -- easy way to solve this problem: ban flying. No airplane problems then.

    136. Re:I wonder... by Phopojijo · · Score: 1

      Ugh, imagine that thing getting set off.

    137. Re:I wonder... by shnull · · Score: 0

      who cares, it's the end of the world and the wrath of this and that and you're all gonna die , ofcourse you or they will, sheep subject to anything, ever seen a cow put up a fight ? nope, only the predators defend themselves, which one are you ?

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    138. Re:I wonder... by rjch · · Score: 1

      A terrorists in Saudi Arabia already stuffed explosives up his butt.

      Well doesn't that give new meaning to the phrase "fire in the hole"...

    139. Re:I wonder... by MPAndonee · · Score: 1

      As of 2006 (don't know about now), the TSA had taken ZERO steps to preven Surface to Air missiles used against a commercial airlines.

      So NO, I don't think a terrorist would be stupid enough to do anything that the TSA would catch. The reason the 9/11 attacks worked so well was mainly because no one had ever tried it before. As soon as the U93 became aware of what was going on, they prevented the terrorists from using the 4th plane.

      The TSA has not caught a SINGLE real terrorist at the gate, ever. Instead they are engaging in illegal, unwarranted (in both senses of the word), unreasonable searches of US citizens. These searches would have stopped terrorist attacks that in the past failed. They quite clearly would NOT have stopped any of the most logical, fairly cheap potential terrorist attacks.

      Their searchs are simple sexual harrasments of legal citizens, they do nothing to make us safer.

      But the extensive and invasive nature of the searchs do reassure fools that trust the government with their safety, instead of questioning authority.

      I have been arguing the same points repeatedly across various forums, but does anyone listen? I wonder.

      People keep throwing up the statistic of 81% of the public being OK with the the pat-downs or the back-scatter imaging technology (aka the virtual strip search) which unlike what the Government keeps denying, can be saved and backed-up. It has to, it's an electronic device after all. An electronic device without that capability would be useless otherwise.

      What people don't realize is that in making us do all these crazy things that accomplish zero and have never caught a terrorist or bomber in the US, the terrorists have actually already won. HOW? Because they have everyone scared so badly, they answer polls saying "virtual strip searches" and "sexual assaults" are OK.

      And one final point: Everyone says that adding the anti-missile technology to airliners is too expensive. but as gurps_npc says all it would take is one airliner shot down by a surface-to-air missile before the pundits jump on TV screaming: "We knew of this danger long ago". Well, if you knew of the danger, why didn't you do something about it?

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    140. Re:I wonder... by Total+Cult · · Score: 1

      Or non-terrorist Muslims.

    141. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This /does/ really happen in some parts of the world. Terrorists will even use baby corpses to hide their bombs.

      The likelihood of it happening here, however, especially now that crashing a plane into a heavily populated building is no longer a total shock...I doubt.

    142. Re:I wonder... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      At the end of the day simple refuse and walk away ie. do not fly and demand a refund. In fact want to put the TSA out of business then stop flying all together, no flights, no need for the TSA.

      The alternative, is demand TSA also do private and charter flights, let the rich and greedy be xrayed, groped and cavity searched and see how long the laws last.

      No fly weeks make more sense as a group activity to put pressure on out of control authorities.

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    143. Re:I wonder... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You raise a good point. When I complained to my MP about her support of mass surveilence of email she responded that it had been used to save one person from suicide. Apparently in her mind one life is enough to justify mass surveilence.

      I pointed out that if we banned cars we could save ~3000 deaths a year. That's one 9/11 every year. Surely if it saves one life, the life of an innocent child maybe, it has to be worth giving up cars. She didn't respond to that.

      Freedom isn't free. In a free world people are killed by other people. We do what we can to minimise it, but ultimately you just have to accept that as "acceptable losses" in exchange for freedom.

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    144. Re:I wonder... by RichiH · · Score: 1

      I think you mean the plaster bomber who cut off his leg and the stomach bomber who swallowed the bomb. Or the one who had it sewn into his belly. Or the one who has the PETN stuffed in his crutches or wheelchair.

      If the attacker is prepared to die, you can not protect against him/her. And even if you do, they will simply choose the next target which is not as protected.

    145. Re:I wonder... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      try to fight those lunatics in any way you can, and FOIST your "non-lunacy" upon them. If they could, why can't you?

      Because fear and panic is so much more foistable than rational thinking.

    146. Re:I wonder... by vgerdj · · Score: 1

      Working as a security guard at Giants stadium, I watched a 30yo man stick 8 beers in his 5yo child's parka, about 5 parking rows away from the entrance gate. I let them in and then took the beer out of the parka and threw it away. This is the type that would get drunk, harass others, and then get thrown out. The funny thing is when I mentioned it to my supervisor, he told me I could have had the guy arrested for giving alcohol to a minor. What bat shit crazy things some people will do for alcohol, others will do for their religion. There has to be a better way than full body scanners, though. Maybe use them on suspicious people, oh, that profiling thingy.

    147. Re:I wonder... by fredjh · · Score: 1

      IF they really wanted a way to stop a terrorist from taking over the cockpit(as if they'd get through the door anyways), they'd install a device to release airborne anesthetic into the cabin. The pilots have emergency oxygen masks and they could easily land the plane while subduing the cabin.

      That's a great idea, actually; I'd been thinking about that for some time, but memories of the 2002 Moscow Theater hostage situation kept coming back - but now it's time for me to put things in perspective and say the outcome of such a tactic is surely better than the outcome otherwise. It's a good idea... the Russians just used the wrong chemicals.

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    148. Re:I wonder... by operagost · · Score: 1

      We should abolish Israel. That will appease the Muslims. Peace for our time!

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    149. Re:I wonder... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Let's start with abolishing the apartheid there.

      Note that prior to the arrival of the first zionists in the late 1800's, Muslims and Jews lived together peacefully for hundreds of years. In fact, a large number of the so called Palestinians are descended from Jewish Israelis who converted their religion. In effect, they are being oppressed by Israel because they changed their religion, something we in America view as barbaric. Yet we condone it, because the blinking boxes tell us Israel good, anything that doesn't like Israel anti-Semite. This despite the fact that Arabs are semites as well.

    150. Re:I wonder... by delt0r · · Score: 1

      No! They could just stick the bomb up their arse. Will you then submit to a cavity search. Let them put their hand up your arse? Or vagina? Or your daughters vagina because someone maybe could perhaps put a bomb there?

      How many bombers have been stopped? Oh yea, *none*. They only one that tried, got on the plane.

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    151. Re:I wonder... by Sally+Forth · · Score: 1

      Simple. Allow any law-abiding passenger to travel armed. If you have to mandate special bullets for safety reasons, do it. 9/11 could have been 100% prevented by two grannies with guns (one on each plane).

      Arming the good guys is MUCH easier, simpler, and less intrusive than trying to disarm ALL the bad guys.

    152. Re:I wonder... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I really don't think 9/11 type attacks are a threat anymore as no one will sit back and listen to the hijacker's demands, and guns on board do nothing to stop someone from blowing up an aircraft.

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    153. Re:I wonder... by kenshin33 · · Score: 1

      that's the easy way out, the old "why bother it wont change a thing anyways".
      With nothing to loose trying, and the fact that usually big steps begin with infinitesimal ones, I find it hard to not try.

    154. Re:I wonder... by Existential+Wombat · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the TSA guy next time you travel. See if you get through without taking off your shoes.

    155. Re:I wonder... by KyleJacobson · · Score: 1

      I have the need to travel, and I have children. I don't agree with what happened, I was offering another viewpoint to enhance discussion on the topic.

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    156. Re:I wonder... by ZosX · · Score: 1

      So, what are you willing to be subjected to by the TSA to prevent the next colon bomber?

      If the current voting population is any indication just about anything.

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    157. Re:I wonder... by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Plenty of public areas with lots of people in crowded cities for terrorists to exploit. See, that's the one thing that gets me about the 9/11 events. Everything the terrorists do is decidedly low tech. Sure they get more sophisticated bombs out there, with remote control and whatnot, but that is the height of their sophistication usually. Its either a) suicide bomber, b)road side bomb, c) stolen anti-aircraft IR missile, or d) truck bomb. Can't forget the RPG either. Everything they do involves setting a bomb off somewhere. The 9/11 attacks were far more sophisticated. They would have taken years of coordinated planning with a relatively high chance of failure for a few thousand lives. That's not really their style. If there were more active terrorist forces in america, all they would have to do is drive up to the local mall and drop off a few packages. The fact that bombs are not blowing up regularly around us like they are in Iraq and other hotspots of the world should indicate that the terrorists are no actual threat at all to the united states. I believe that we have created an enemy of perceived magnitude that actually does not exist in real life.The most convenient enemy of all, because terrorism is actually more of an ideal than an actual country, army, group of people etc. Permanent war. The neocons have won. The terrorists have won. We lose. Everything? Potentially....

    158. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like someone without the need to travel, nor children. Fail.

      Spoken like a true whiner.

      Lunatics do plant bombs on children.

    159. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does having children have to do with it? The point is that giving children a pass through security checks is a security weakness that you can drive a truck through, or at least the explosive equivalent of one.

      It doesn't matter how disgusting, uncivilized, or uncomfortable a type of attack is. Whether it be targeting officers with sharpshooters, or packing 3 year-olds with explosives.

    160. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like someone without the need to travel, nor children. Fail.

      +1

    161. Re:I wonder... by Securityemo · · Score: 1

      Surely, if the militias where killing themselves only. But they establish religious tyrannies, and prevent proper civilization from taking hold.

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  5. My First Cavity Search by ShakaUVM · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Obligatory link to My First Cavity Search: A Children's Guide to Understanding Why He May Be a Threat to National Security.

    http://gizmodo.com/5688087/the-tsas-sense-of-humor-makes-me-nervous

    (But seriously, TSA? Child molestation is cool now?)

    1. Re:My First Cavity Search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory link to My First Cavity Search: A Children's Guide to Understanding Why He May Be a Threat to National Security.

      http://gizmodo.com/5688087/the-tsas-sense-of-humor-makes-me-nervous

      (But seriously, TSA? Child molestation is cool now?)

      It's going to be the next big career move for pedophiles. "Grope Children and get paid for it!"

    2. Re:My First Cavity Search by tmosley · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one, won't feel safe until we replace all TSA workers with members of the clergy. They are the only ones we can trust our children with.

    3. Re:My First Cavity Search by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Other helpful items for children include the Playmobil Security Checkpoint

      http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3172-Security-Check-Point/dp/B0002CYTL2/

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    4. Re:My First Cavity Search by couchslug · · Score: 1

      The booty bomb has been done, and thanks to the internet we know surprising objects of all sorts can fit where it would seem impossible/impractical/painfully stretchful.

      A certain famous shock photo clearly displays enough space for a conventional frag grenade, though taping spiky bits like the spoon would seem wise.

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    5. Re:My First Cavity Search by couchslug · · Score: 1

      OOPS!

      Linky (bet the cleanup crew didn't enjoy this one!):

      http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/09/28/eveningnews/main5347847.shtml

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    6. Re:My First Cavity Search by jandrese · · Score: 1

      There is a lot of outrage in the Gizmondo comments thread, but honestly this is encouraging to me. It shows that at least the low level peons know there's a problem and that hopefully they're pushing back against their superiors internally.

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    7. Re:My First Cavity Search by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      LOL.

      "Currently unavailable

      We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock."

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    8. Re:My First Cavity Search by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I, for one, won't feel safe until we replace all TSA workers ...

      While I strongly disagree with the current security theater here in the USA, I'd like to interject that the TSA *workers* are simply doing their job, legally. Granted some (many) seem to be power-enthralled dicks, but I digress. Perhaps it's a work-environment, pay-scale, education-level or HR issue. :-)

      In any case... The people we all should be and remain angry at are our elected representatives and, by deduction, us for electing them. They made the rules, we keep them in office.

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    9. Re:My First Cavity Search by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      "But mommy, you said I should scream and call the police when I get touched there."

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    10. Re:My First Cavity Search by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      In their defense, it's pretty easy to photoshop an image on a monitor. People do it all the time in both still and motion photography. Without special light-analyzing forensic software, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference (real or fake).

    11. Re:My First Cavity Search by Barny · · Score: 1

      Clearly this is wrong, its mislabled for a start, apparently not only children "aged 6 and up" are potential terrorists.

      They need to crack down is what I think, kill them all and let God sort them out.

      With the chance of their being a bomb on a plane very low, if TSA installed bombs into EVERY plane, the probability your plane would have a second bomb... yeah, I need some sleep now ;)

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    12. Re:My First Cavity Search by ekhben · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Being asked to do something illegal in your job, like molest a child, doesn't grant you immunity from prosecution. Being asked to do something thoroughly immoral in your job, like intimidate people until they're more terrified of the security line than the flight, doesn't grant you immunity from social persecution. Needing to feed your family doesn't mean society will forgive you any action - consider whores, muggers, fraudsters, extortionists, and drug dealers.

      The people we all should be and remain angry at are every single person involved in the entire farce, including the lowlife scum who didn't hand in their notice the second they were trained in the "right" way to molest a child.

      Or better yet, refuse to do it, and see how a jury feels about wrongful dismissal for refusing to rub a child's genitals.

    13. Re:My First Cavity Search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, won't feel safe until we replace all TSA workers with members of the clergy. They are the only ones we can trust our children with.

      OMFG are you serious?! We can trust our children with the clergy??? The same clergy who have had (too numerous to count) many sexually inappropriate acts against children. I don't trust TSA and I certainly don't trust the clergy. FML we live in a messed up place . . .

    14. Re:My First Cavity Search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I simply don't give a fuck what your orders are. If they are illegal, unreasonable and well total bullshit. You are guilty for carrying them out.

      "But so and so told me to do it" is not a defense. Even if its your boss.

    15. Re:My First Cavity Search by SonnyDog09 · · Score: 1

      I thought that we decided many years ago that "I was only following orders" was not a valid legal defense.

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    16. Re:My First Cavity Search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? With all the child molestation cases from Catholic Priest.

    17. Re:My First Cavity Search by rjk228 · · Score: 1

      Making the world a better place, one frisk at a time.

    18. Re:My First Cavity Search by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Fuck this. There are laws against this sort of thing. Being a TSA employee does not exempt you from the law. I'm disappointed that a prosecutor isn't looking into this case. Especially now that its gone national.

    19. Re:My First Cavity Search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm posting this as AC rather than under my account because I know all too well that teling the truth can get you into all kinds of trouble and the legal and political systems won't protect you. When I was practicing law, I unexpectedly found myself representing an awful lot of child and adult survivors of mostly incestuous childhood sexual abuse, something I had never heard nor dreamed of, especially among the educated and powerful, until after I got out of law school and had attorney-client and other legally privileged and confidential relationships with survivors, several of whom were the daughters, sisters, nieces, and victims of elected and high appointed politicians palmed off on us by both political parties. I could write a book consisting of the disclosures I received without ever asking while working on something else, but, taking courses from experts after finding myself dealing with this, I have been taught some non-leading, open-ended questions that don't even hint at this subject but often surface such facts. . Others sworn to protect and serve, elected and apointed, may never have molested a child themselves but misused their positions of public trust to protect politically influential child molesters, and some whose source of influence I never could learn or prove. Others just failed and refused to do their jobs to protect children and deal with abusers.

      This, surprisingly, is the first I have heard of this very disturbing episode. Hopefully, it won't be the last, as there seems to be a reaction to the actual [or alleged] and increasing potential abuses of TSA etc. When will they start such searches of children, and politicians, on tours of the White House? Can anyone name one terrorist caught and convicted this way?

      The odds of the body of a living child being particularly useful to a terrorist for concealment of anything useful in a hijacking or other such crime, that I couldn't get on the plane myself, and then get out and use during the flight, as or more easily without the kid, would appear to be out there with the odds of the plane being knocked out of the the sky and into the White House by a meteorite or a stray ICBM.

      By the way, the legal definition of a "deadly weapon" quite correctly begins with the word "anything . . . "

       

  6. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by jDeepbeep · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Travel season is starting. That's why. Not to mention the pat-down is now an "enhanced" pat-down. Correct me if I'm wrong on the "enhanced" pat-down being a semi-recent change.

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  7. Profiling by mark72005 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People get up in arms about profiling, but this is what you get when you say it has to be completely random. 3-year olds, nuns, grandmothers being searched.

    Meanwhile people who are thousands of times more likely to be an issue can't be targeted even though it makes good sense.

    1. Re:Profiling by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So what you're saying is that if there's a 0.00001% chance that somebody who looks like a nun is a terrorist, and a 0.01% chance that somebody who looks like a young Arab male is a terrorist, we should search every young Arab male and miss the terrorist nuns? Oh, and there's also the not-insignificant problem that any terrorist who notices this sort of profiling will simply recruit a lighter-skinned female terrorist and dress her up like a nun.

      What I think you're actually saying here is "Go ahead and violate other people's rights, just don't mess the rights of people like me." They came for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist...

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    2. Re:Profiling by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

      Didn't you hear? Reality is offensive.

    3. Re:Profiling by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Considering most terrorist attacks on US soil have been middle aged white guys they are going to be searching lots of folks anyway with your system.

    4. Re:Profiling by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's the issue: racial profiling doesn't work. Why? Because the terrorists will just send people through the checkpoints until they find someone who doesn't fit the profile. And then you can't stop them.

      Racial profiling doesn't make sense. Get that through your skull.

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    5. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that is exactly what they should do. You are never going to catch them all unless you body cavity search _everyone_ and probably not then. So _of course_ in any rational world you would focus your searches on the high probability individuals. It truly sucks if you happen to fit the profile but are innocent (especially since such searches are very likely a waste of time anyway), but not as much as it sucks getting searched and _knowing_ that for sure it is a complete waste of time like it is now.

    6. Re:Profiling by superdave80 · · Score: 1
      I think the point is that it's stupid that the government thinks that it is bad to violate a certain group's rights (profiling), but it's just fine to randomly violate everybody's rights (groping).

      I think another point is that the government keeps telling us that these bullshit 'procedures' are necessary to protect us from terrorists. Well, who are the terrorist 99% of the time? Arab Muslims. So the government is admitting (in a roundabout way), that we should fear these terrorist, who are primarily Arab Muslims. But, when it comes time to actually protects us, they say, "Uh, we don't want to offend this group of people, so we are going to treat you all like terrorists."? Well, which is more important; protecting us, or not offending a group of people?

    7. Re:Profiling by stdarg · · Score: 1

      How exactly are you calculating these chances? There have been 0 hijackings by nuns. There have been more than 0 hijackings by Muslim males. I get that we're just making up numbers, but the leap from zero to non-zero is huge.

      And if it's soooo easy to recruit "light-skinned female terrorists" then there would have been more hijackings by them. It's quite obvious and quite well known that Muslim men attract more security attention, despite whatever laws and regulations against profiling exist. And yet every single hijacker is a Muslim male. Go figure!

    8. Re:Profiling by stdarg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's already well known that Muslim men attract more scrutiny than 4 year old white females, for instance. And yet terrorists don't seem to have been able to just draft a bunch of 4 year old white females to hijack planes. Why do you think that is, in your world view?

      I mean hell, why haven't terrorists just recruited a bunch of American pilots to become terrorists? They have a lot less screening, and anyway they are flying the plane so they don't need to smuggle anything onboard, they can just do it 9/11 style.

      Your argument just doesn't make sense. Muslim terrorists are going to work with what they have, and that's largely Muslim males.

    9. Re:Profiling by D+Ninja · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No no no. There is profiling from a race standpoint - that won't work. There is also profiling from a "watch how a person acts and understand that they may be doing something wrong" standpoint. The second works very well. There's an article about the Israeli system that describes this in detail - I can't find it right now. It is a very effective system. Unfortunately, you have to have train people to be able to profile correctly. This, of course, would be too expensive.

    10. Re:Profiling by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      If we need train people for airplane security, does that mean that railroad travel is more secure already? I'm booking on AMTRAK then!

            -dZ.

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    11. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phil Ken Sebben: On my way to work, I hit a guy.
      Harvey Birdman: Oh, that doesn't seem so bad.
      Phil: Every day this week.
      Harvey: Oh. Any witnesses?
      Phil: Some kids.
      Harvey: Nobody believes kids!
      Phil: And a nun.
      Harvey: Nobody believes nuns!

    12. Re:Profiling by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      You're missing the obvious point. As soon as it is known that a given high risk individual is given more attention at security, they will no longer be a high risk because terrorists will simply use people who don't match the profile.

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    13. Re:Profiling by KhabaLox · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not all profiling is racial. The Israelis profile at Ben Gurien (sp?) airport based on a host of factors (e.g. nationality, religion, ticket purchase details, etc.). Those who meet certain criteria are pull aside not for a special search, but for an intensive interview with a trained security specialist, not a $10/hr contractor.

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    14. Re:Profiling by KhabaLox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only at Ryder Truck rental locations, not airports. ;)

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    15. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Profiling doesn't mean the sole criteria is skin color.

      Turn off MSNBC and try to let that sink into your liberal skull.

    16. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Terrorists trying to recruit light skinned people is exactly what we want. It'll give us plenty of opportunities to plant moles in terrorist groups.

    17. Re:Profiling by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      They can recruit women from eastern Europe where there are light skinned Muslims. Also there might be some that are willing to do it for money for a loved one or just have a grudge against the US.

    18. Re:Profiling by pspahn · · Score: 1

      Lmao. I'm seriously picturing some long-bearded dark-skinned guy dressed up like a nun and waiting patiently in line as if nobody is the wiser.

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    19. Re:Profiling by Atrox+Canis · · Score: 1

      Can you please site a relevent study that backs your claim that "most terrorist attacks on US soil have been middle aged white guys"?

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    20. Re:Profiling by chris+mazuc · · Score: 1
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    21. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one said it had to be racial profiling. You can profile based on behavior, and it's way more effective.

    22. Re:Profiling by atrain728 · · Score: 1

      Not offending a group of people. I think they've made that pretty clear. Heck, calling the 9/11 terrorists "muslims" offends Whoopi Goldberg. And you don't wanna fuck with Whoopi, because she'll storm off like a petulant child.

    23. Re:Profiling by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's been a few white guys, but non-Muslims don't bomb planes that they're on. Remember, most people don't want to die. Consider Timothy McVeigh who lights a 5 minute fuse and jumps in his waiting car and gets out of there.

      No, it's just Muslims who do suicide bombing. I know it's not politically correct, but it's true.

    24. Re:Profiling by stdarg · · Score: 1

      That would be incredibly naive profiling.

      Middle class white males and females with liberal political leanings are more likely to be environmental or animal rights terrorists than other groups. It would make sense to single out that group for more screening at... animal testing labs. Not airports.

      Muslim men are far more likely than other groups to be involved in plane hijackings. It would make sense to single them out for more screening... at airports. Not animal testing labs! Get it?

    25. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People post often about ecoterrorists, TV shows often have them for villains. I have never read any news on an ecoterrorist attack.
      I'm not american so maybe this kind of news just never cross the atlantic.

    26. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that if there's a 0.00001% chance that somebody who looks like a nun is a terrorist, and a 0.01% chance that somebody who looks like a young Arab male is a terrorist, we should search every young Arab male and miss the terrorist nuns? Oh, and there's also the not-insignificant problem that any terrorist who notices this sort of profiling will simply recruit a lighter-skinned female terrorist and dress her up like a nun.

      What I think you're actually saying here is "Go ahead and violate other people's rights, just don't mess the rights of people like me." They came for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist...

      No, what we're saying is that if you're from arabia, have an arabian accent, worship allah, and force your females to dress like ninjas, you might be a terrorist.

    27. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one is opposed to behavioral profiling though, only racial profiling. Same goes to the other posters.

    28. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the vast majority of terrorists are nuns, you might have something there. However under the current security policy, Grandma Smith, taking a two week trip to Michigan to visit the grandkids is just as likely to be strip searched and harassed as Abduallah traveling on a one-way ticket he just bought in cash. This does not make any logical sense. No sane policeman would interrogate and detain a 3 year old child, a 90 year old woman, or force a pregnant woman to drink her own breastmilk and prove that she is pregnant (as we are doing in airports) in an area where there's a rise of hispanic gang violence. They would stop suspicious looking hispanic teens, even though this would fall under the common definition of "Racial profiling."

      Regarding modern terrorists specifically, most of the time, they're not particularly smart or well trained terrorists. Even the 9/11 terrorists bought one way tickets in cash. The problem with the TSA is that there are absolutely no checks for suspicious activity. They'd rather just have everyone walk through body scanners and get pat downs, even though that wouldn't stop a smart terrorist very well as they're certainly not doing any cavity searches. It's not a question of rights, it's a question of who's acting suspicious. In countries like Israel, where they deal with real threats on a constant basis as opposed to America, they train their guards to ask simple questions like "who packed your bags" and monitor your reaction. Unfortunately, even this basic level of real security and intelligence would be well beyond our minimum wage, barely high school grad TSA Agent.

    29. Re:Profiling by xanthines-R-yummy · · Score: 1

      People get up in arms when it comes to RACIAL profiling, which is stupid and ineffective. BEHAVIORAL profiling works wonders. See Ben Gurion airport for details.

    30. Re:Profiling by Sarius64 · · Score: 1

      Wait, I know what you're doing! It's called lying! Racial profiling works great in Israel. But why let reality ruin your opinion.

    31. Re:Profiling by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      Exactly - not ONLY based on country of origin, but on a myriad of intelligent factors, should we profile.

    32. Re:Profiling by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      The "on American soil" deck-stacking is irrelevant, because the people who desire to commit the acts we're trying to prevent are mainly outside the country at this time.

    33. Re:Profiling by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      If your statements are true, then why hasn't it happened in the nearly 10 years since the proof-of-concept of this attack vector?

    34. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The leap from zero to non-zero is not huge. The chances of any person being a terrorist are so low as to be absolutely negligible. What on earth do you mean, "every single hijacker"? There's been one multiple incident of hijacking and a few failed bombs, that's all for the past ten years. That's not a sample set from which you can draw any significant conclusions.

    35. Re:Profiling by IICV · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You're talking about two different things here; the grandparent poster was talking about effective terrorists, and you're talking about real terrorists. What does that tell you?

    36. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To answer you question. Yes. You wouldn't place a bet in Vegas on "the nun" vs "the young Arab" if it had equal payout but .00001% probability...unless you're a total fucktard.
      Just the same as my life insurance increased by premium because I am "high risk" due to my cholesterol. Statistics and probability are your friend.

    37. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mother Teresa, by making it more difficult for Indians to obtain condoms, has killed more people that Al Queda. I say, search nuns.

    38. Re:Profiling by Rockoon · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that if there's a 0.00001% chance that somebody who looks like a nun is a terrorist, and a 0.01% chance that somebody who looks like a young Arab male is a terrorist, we should search every young Arab male and miss the terrorist nuns?

      Yep.

      We are talking about finite resources. Lets turn it around a bit and see how absurd your view of things are.

      Lets suppose that there are two airlines. One of which gropes the privates of every middle-easterner and the other randomly gropes the privates of 1 out of every 25 passengers.

      Which one will our enemies try to hijack?

      As you see it is easier for our enemies, which are mainly middle-easterners, to hijack the one performing random groping.

      Groping is a finite resource, which means we should intelligently allocate it.

      --
      "His name was James Damore."
    39. Re:Profiling by pthisis · · Score: 4, Informative

      And yet every single hijacker is a Muslim male. Go figure!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Airliner_hijackings lists 171 hijackings. I omitted 2 of them where I couldn't figure out whether the hijacker was likely Muslim or not (a Croatian incident and a Bosnian one); of the remaining 169 incidents, 126 of them were by probable non-Muslims.

      To put that in a percentage, about 75% of hijackings are by non-Muslims. The vast majority are by males--I think that only one was by a lone female, though some of the group hijackings may have included women (I wasn't paying attention).

      Cuba is by far the dominant source of hijackings; 105 of the hijackers were Cubans.

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    40. Re:Profiling by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that if there's a 0.00001% chance that somebody who looks like a nun is a terrorist, and a 0.01% chance that somebody who looks like a young Arab male is a terrorist, we should search every young Arab male and miss the terrorist nuns? Oh, and there's also the not-insignificant problem that any terrorist who notices this sort of profiling will simply recruit a lighter-skinned female terrorist and dress her up like a nun.

      There's no reason to profile based on what color people are, or how old they are, or what they're wearing, or what brand of shoes they have on, or whatever else. The only useful profiling is behavioral profiling. Israel's Ben Gurion airport manages to move passengers from their car, through six layers of security, to the terminal lounge, in less than half an hour. No taking off of shoes required, no inspecting liquids. They just talk to you, they look you in the eyes, ask you questions, and see how you answer.

      http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/744199---israelification-high-security-little-bother

      Profiling is exactly the right response, but it is a person's behavior you should be profiling, not what color they are or what they're wearing. There's no reason to have ridiculous lines, pat downs, naked body scanners, etc, when you can get by with a few simple, quick interviews.

      How many people have had to take off their shoes at the security check? Let me ask that a different way: how many individual shoes have been removed and put back on since the TSA started that procedure? How many bombs have been found in those shoes? This whole security crap is a waste of everyone's time and money, we need to be looking at how the Israels have been doing things for the last 50 years and take a goddamn hint already instead of trying and failing to reinvent their working wheel.

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    41. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that if there's a 0.00001% chance that somebody who looks like a nun is a terrorist, and a 0.01% chance that somebody who looks like a young Arab male is a terrorist, we should search every young Arab male and miss the terrorist nuns?

      That's exactly what he's saying. Did you sleep through statistics?

    42. Re:Profiling by pthisis · · Score: 1

      Lets suppose that there are two airlines. One of which gropes the privates of every middle-easterner and the other randomly gropes the privates of 1 out of every 25 passengers.

      Which one will our enemies try to hijack?

      As you see it is easier for our enemies, which are mainly middle-easterners, to hijack the one performing random groping.

      This is exactly the sort of irrationality that defeats security.

      There have been more than twice as many hijackings by Cubans as by Muslims. But Muslims are seen as scarier, so the fear-mongering profiles always seem to focus on them; you never hear people saying that Hispanics should be searched more thoroughly. When we racially profile based on stereotypes and fear, we have a propensity to miss out on the most likely threats.

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    43. Re:Profiling by zhilla2 · · Score: 1

      Crotian plane hijackers were not Muslims. There were two, one in 73 and one in 76. Don't know about the first one, but the second one was a Croatian separatist (from Yugoslavia) got released in 2008. and was welcomed in (now independent) Croatia as hero by many, mostly by (mid-to-far) right wing crowd, who are often seen carrying Ustashe (WW2 Nazi collaborationist movement) insignia. Irony was that since some modern history rewrites, they didn't know that these hijackers were actually the revolutionary forces with more of democratic left stance who fought the what they perceived the nationalist Serbian dominance in Yugoslavia.
      They were indeed a fraction in the Croatian independence movement, as many other were strict pro-ustashe. But, both were equally hunted down by Yugoslavian secret service (UDBA), moderates and extremist the same, and is today one of the (arguably overblown) reason Croats do not remember time in Yugoslavia fondly.

    44. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People got up in arms about racial profiling, not profiling. Is there a warning that a Mexican drug cartel is planning on using senior citizens to do something? If the TSA profiled elderly Hispanics based on the warning for the duration of the threat, people are okay with that. What people aren't okay with is profiling all Latinos forever because there was once a warning about Mexican grandmas. People are not okay with profiling people who look Arabic because we know on the outside what you know deep down inside, that that is stupid.

      Maybe if you come out from behind your straw man you will see the difference.

    45. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the exception of the Oklahoma City bombings, all of them have been Arab Males.

    46. Re:Profiling by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      You and your sibling poster (stdarg) need to look up false positives to learn why profiling and blanket virtual-strip-searching are BOTH pointless. (Hint: if the false positive rate is nearly 100%, the test is useless.)

      --Jeremy

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    47. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on what you define as "terrorist attacks". Don't be a fear monger...

    48. Re:Profiling by Silentknyght · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that if there's a 0.00001% chance that somebody who looks like a nun is a terrorist, and a 0.01% chance that somebody who looks like a young Arab male is a terrorist, we should search every young Arab male and miss the terrorist nuns?

      Excellent straw man, good sir! It completely ignores any discussion on possible behavioral profiling and goes straight for the race card!

    49. Re:Profiling by index0 · · Score: 1

      What about the other option? How about no profiling (cause white people do bad things too) and no invasive searches.

    50. Re:Profiling by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      "They came for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist..." We are way, way past that little saying. They've already come for EVERYBODY.

    51. Re:Profiling by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Please.

      You call what I stated irrational, but all you did was take a global statistic (cubans hijack a lot of planes to/from cuba) and used it to rationalized a policy specific to the united states.

      You learned just enough to justify your prior position, but not enough to be rational.

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    52. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what he might be saying is that based upon the last 10+ years, there's a 0.00001% chance that somebody who looks like a nun is a terrorist and upwards of 90% of the clowns who ARE terrorists look like young Arab males.

      If you aren't too picky about distinguishing between an nun's habit and a burkha, then the first value increases by at least an order of magnitude.

    53. Re:Profiling by moortak · · Score: 1

      99% of the time really? They don't even fit 99 percent of the high profile US "War on Terror" arrests.

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    54. Re:Profiling by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Your argument just doesn't make sense. Muslim terrorists are going to work with what they have, and that's largely Muslim males.

      You have a serious lack of imagination. Offer the right prize and you can get a lot of people to do your dirty work for you.

      You don't need batshit crazy people to do batshit crazy things. You only need to find people who are desperate enough to take what you're offering, and stupid enough to actually believe you.

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    55. Re:Profiling by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      No.

      You do what Israel is doing: learn how to profile based on behavior. YOu need fewer people, and you need less equipment (but you need to have those people know what they're doing). Israelis travel hassle-free (except when they come over here or go to Arab lands, of course). I expect no less myself: if they can manage to do that with the daily threat of a Muslim shooting up a mall and have it occur very infrequently, we can do the same thing here.

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    56. Re:Profiling by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      I later found this article. A former security director from Ben Gurion is/was training MA state troopers in Behavioral Pattern Recognition at Logan Airport in Boston.

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    57. Re:Profiling by pthisis · · Score: 1

      Please.

      You call what I stated irrational, but all you did was take a global statistic (cubans hijack a lot of planes to/from cuba) and used it to rationalized a policy specific to the united states.

      You learned just enough to justify your prior position, but not enough to be rational.

      This is nonsensical--I didn't advocate any policy, nor did I have a prior position. I actually went and looked at the data post facto, and the results were surprising to me; I didn't have any position on who to search coming into the discussion. Certainly "search the Cubans" wasn't (and isn't) a position I'd advocate.

      You claimed that "our enemies" are middle easterners and that searching them exclusively would make a better policy rather than searching everyone equally. Both globally and in the US, middle easterners are not the most common hijackers--in both cases, searching every middle easterner and nobody else (as you proposed) would be a bad policy since it would miss the biggest demographic groups responsible for hijackings.

      Even if you limit it to flights originating in the US, there are many more flights hijacked by non-middle-easterners than by middle easterners. I'm not sure exactly what the right way to deal with that is, but your idea (search only a group that is a minority of terrorists) strikes me as a pretty horrible one.

      FWIW (which is very little), I think a "search only Cubans" policy is as idiotic as a "search only middle easterners" policy; I brought that ethnicity into the discussion only because there's a bizarre belief that runs through these discussions that Arabs are anywhere near the ethnicity most responsible for American hijackings, when in fact they aren't. For the very little it's worth, my family is part Hispanic and I've spent a decent part of my adult life living in South America, though never in Cuba and none of the family is of Cuban descent.

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    58. Re:Profiling by shrimppesto · · Score: 1

      Of course it's important to protect us. But this goes far beyond "offending" a group of people. Let's not forget that it was within the 20th century that hundreds of thousands of Japanese-Americans -- most of them US citizens -- were forcibly removed from their jobs and educational endeavors and relocated to internment camps, on the basis of the same argument you supply. "Offending"? How about violating constitutional rights? How about violating human rights? The constitution does not only apply to white people. Human rights do not only apply to white people.

      In addition to being morally reprehensible, profiling is also quite useless. Although 99% of terrorists may be Arabs or Muslims, the percentage of Arab Muslims who are actually terrorists is quite small. Thus, profiling expends an astronomical effort on an enormous number of subjects to try to catch a very small number of actual terrorists. You have to search/interrogate/whatever a bajillion Arabs and Muslims to find that one terrorist. The yield is terrible, and you're much better off finding much more specific ways to target your search. The vast majority of bank robbers might own ski hats, but you do not prevent bank robberies by interrogating all those buying hats at Dick's Sporting Goods. It is important not to interpret a measure of sensitivity as a measure of predictive value.

      Furthermore, once the terrorists are onto your profiling tactics, they can easily circumvent them. It's not that hard to make yourself look non-Arab, and/or to obtain a false identity, or for that matter to recruit a red-blooded American into your fold.

      Defending against the present threat is a situation in which profiling just makes no damned sense.

    59. Re:Profiling by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

      "Meanwhile people who are thousands of times more likely to be an issue can't be targeted even though it makes good sense."

      Sorry that's wrong.

      I don't mean that it's racist, although it is.

      It's wrong because it doesn't work.

      The problem is that you don't know who actually is a suicide bomber, based on the color of their skin or their general appearance. And if you only search certain ethnic groups, then the terrorists will just get bombers from different ethnic groups to do it.

      The wanna-be shoe bomber, wasn't ethnically anything other than white male.

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    60. Re:Profiling by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that constantly being pulled aside for extra screening tends to radicalise optential terrorists. I'm caucasian but have an asian last name (Pakistan/Islamic) and get stopped about 25% of the time going through UK airports. I can actually see the moment when the clerk reads my name and thinks "maybe he converted to Islam" (I am an atheist) and signals the heavies to do some extra groping. I feel bad enough every time it happens and I don't even have much cause to hate the west.

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    61. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People get up in arms about profiling, but this is what you get when you say it has to be completely random. 3-year olds, nuns, grandmothers being searched.

      Meanwhile people who are thousands of times more likely to be an issue can't be targeted even though it makes good sense.

      The problem with profiling has nothing to do with making everybody feel equal. Profiling is a huge security risk. Once somebody preparing an attack knows that there's a certain group of people not getting searched, they'll either recruit those people, or disguise themselves as them. It's not like there haven't been white terrorists. Nun attires are also not that hard to come by.

      My grandparents were temporarily living in Iraq before the July 14 revolution of 1958, as my grandfather worked for a civil engineering company that had a project there at the time. Once the revolution hit, they left in a hurry. At the airport, upon noticing that police where confiscating all film from any cameras of everybody passing through security, my grandmother quickly gave all the film of the pictures she had taken for my father to hide in his clothes. You see, they weren't searching children...

      Not that I'm advocating the TSA security-theater. I want to go back to pre-9/11 security, myself. Do you know how much safer all this extra bullshit has made us? None more safer. However, if there really was a need to search everyone (there isn't), profiling is just an easy hole to be exploited.

    62. Re:Profiling by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      I never said anything about race in the parent post, but everyone inferred that meaning.

      I'm talking about conducting intelligent search profiling based on a myriad of factors, race maybe or maybe not being a factor.

    63. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recall a very funny joke made by Jay Leno a few years back, right after the TSA took over security at airports. "If your first name is Mohammad, and your last name ain't Ali, expect to spend a little more time getting through security."

    64. Re:Profiling by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      ...were forcibly removed from their jobs and educational endeavors and relocated to internment camps,...

      Not relevant to the discussion, and not even in the same ballpark as being searched at the airport. Not sure why you brought it up.

      ..profiling is also quite useless.

      Wrong or right, I doubt Israel airport security would agree with you that it is 'useless'.

      How about violating constitutional rights? How about violating human rights?

      The intent of my post seems to have been lost on a lot of people. I'm not saying that profiling is OK. I'm just questioning why it's OK to violate EVERYBODY'S constitutional/human rights(groping/naked scans), but it is suddenly so wrong if we violate those same rights... IN THE SAME WAY... on a certain group.

      the percentage of Arab Muslims who are actually terrorists is quite small.

      Well, then the percentage of the general population who are actual terrorist is even smaller. Wouldn't that mean that the random invasive searches are even a bigger waste of time then profiling?

      and you're much better off finding much more specific ways to target your search.

      What would you use to target the search?

    65. Re:Profiling by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      You claimed that "our enemies" are middle easterners and that searching them exclusively would make a better policy rather than searching everyone equally.

      No I didn't.

      Maybe you should go re-read what you originally replied to. The comparison is between searching all middle-easterners with searching 1 out of 25 people randomly.

      You do realize that the second method has no better than a 4% chance of finding a terrorist thats up-to-no-good, right?

      4%.

      Do you understand 4%? 4%. Let me repeat that. 4%. One more time. 4%. OK that could do with one more.. 4%.


      4%.

      Lets go over the notable hijackings of American flights from 1980 to today.

      1980-1989 No American flights hijacked (thank you Reagan)
      1990-1999 1 American non-commuter flight (FedEx) hijacked.
      2000-2009 4 American commuter flights hijacked.

      I dont know where you get your fucking data.. but its absurd. The only way you could have believed the data while being at all conscious is to have already had a theory that you just wanted to validate. Of the 5 flights hijacked in the past 31 years, 4 of them were commuter, and of those... 100% by middle-easterners.

      100%. Let me repeat that. 100%. One Hundred Fucking Percent. Every Single One.

      4% vs 100%
      4% vs 100%
      4% vs 100%

      Stop being fucking hippy-ignorant. Hippy-ignorant is the term I use to describe people that want "fairness" no matter how absurd it is.

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    66. Re:Profiling by pthisis · · Score: 1

      A) The numbers were generated by going to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Airliner_hijackings and going through every hijacking, counting how many were by Muslims. It's about 75% by non-Muslims.

      B) You're moving the goalposts; you said 100% of hijackers are Muslim. That's so ludicrous as to be indefensible, so you shifted at the start of this last post to looking only at hijackers of American flights from 1980 to today. You listed those and found that you were still wrong, so you moved the goalposts again in the middle of your post to exclude the FedEx flight you found.

      Somehow you made a post with a straight face that actually lists a plain hijacked by a non-Muslim American with the intent of carrying out a suicide bombing on US soil, and ended that very post claiming that someone _else_ was ignorant for not believing that 100% of hijackings are carried out by Middle Easterners.

      C) Even with the "commercial passenger flights in the US from 1980 to present" criteria, you're still wrong. Delta Flight 334 from Atlanta to New Orleans (with continuing service to Havana) comes to mind.

      That aside, your relentless exclusion of everything that doesn't fit your narrative makes no sense. The FedEx flight you mention was hijacked with the intent to carry out a suicide crash--a clear security problem. When Cuban flights are hijacked by men with grenades and flown to Miami (as happened in 2003), or US fighters are scrambled to force a DC-3 down in Key West after 6 men armed with knives take it over (also 2003), that's a threat to national security. When international flights are threatened by shoe bombers or bombs in package areas, that's a threat to US security.

      Ignoring non-passenger flights or non-domestic flights is a great way to leave gaping holes in our security perimeter.

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    67. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It is already well known" AKA "This is what they want you to believe" although the man that flew the plane into the Pentagon was a middle aged, white, American male.

      It must be nice not to be a minority. I wonder what it's like to be part of the privileged class.

    68. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorists, regardless of what religion they are, are going to adapt and do what they have to to achieve their objectives. That's why they flew planes into the the WTC instead of blowing it up with explosives (that didn't work, so they changed tactics). But that doesn't mean that a terrorist will for no reason make things harder on themselves. Sure, they could have planted someone in the airline industry or recruited a Caucasian (it's not like there aren't any white Muslim extremists). But they didn't need to. If you could buy a Porsche for $10,000, would you pay $90,000 for it? Just because you take the better deal doesn't mean you won't or are incapable of paying $90,000 for the car.

      There are hundreds of thousands of poor and disenfranchised adolescent teenagers in America. As much as 1 in 50 Americans is homeless or otherwise living below the poverty line. Many of these are drug addicts and the mentally ill who cannot afford medical care. Do you really think it'd be that hard for a terrorist organization with millions of dollars of resources to recruit a few white Americans to get past airport security?

      Lack of imagination is often cited as the reason that we failed to prevent 9/11. And despite all of this security theater and capitulation of civil rights, this still appears to be true.

  8. Re:So friggin' what? by sheehaje · · Score: 1

    I don't think the question really is about whether the child should have been searched or not, but that there should be a better way of handling it.

    It's a very sad state of affairs no matter what angle you look at it from.

  9. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

    Fox news got on it (yes seriously).

  10. So, my choice is... by nweaver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "So let's see. Either I am seen naked by a pervert hiding in the booth or suffer a sexual assault.

    I'll take the first one, thank you"

    -Me, today, at airline security.

    To think we are paying ~$5/person in "Security fees" to suffer this shit that doesn't do any good.

    And I just hope the TSA personnel have dosimiters: The X-ray dosage per person may be low, but I'd not want to stand next to that thing for a year without wearing a dosimiter..

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    1. Re:So, my choice is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I hope the TSA people don't have dosimter. The perverts shouldn't breed.

    2. Re:So, my choice is... by theaceoffire · · Score: 1

      They only care about profits, so doing the fast simple one is letting them off easy.

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    3. Re:So, my choice is... by Builder · · Score: 1

      The best news is that you're charging tourists $5 a time for this. How many of those do you think will come back after having their children sexually molested by a man or woman in uniform ?

  11. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We need to keep putting the screws to the TSA. Their mere existance is utter CRAP, this whole body scanner / groping scandal needs to stay on the forefront.

  12. Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by MEK · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...report being creeped out by these new procedures.

    And lots more buxom younger women are apparently being subjected to thorough full body searches than guys.

    MEK

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    1. Re:Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I'd rather force these young ladies through the Naked Body Scanner than do a patdown. (pulls out iPhone) Click. BTW body scanners are likely to cause skin cancer. Not for casual tourists but definitely for business travelers and frequent fliers, since the X-rays are concentrated on the surface. Yay? Pilots are refusing to go through them.

      Comming soon: tsaporn.com
      Here's a preview:
      http://www.infowars.com/inverted-body-scanner-image-shows-naked-body-in-full-living-color/

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    2. Re:Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

      And there's a reason for that. Check out the "buxom younger woman" in this video:

      http://www.boingboing.net/2010/11/16/the-inevitable-taiwa.html

      There are those who say the terrorists have already won.

    3. Re:Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      And lots more buxom younger women are apparently being subjected to throrough full body searches than guys.

      Do you have a source on this?

      .
      And why can't I paste into the comment window?

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    4. Re:Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 1

      And there's a reason for that. Check out the "buxom younger woman" in this video:

      http://www.boingboing.net/2010/11/16/the-inevitable-taiwa.html

      There are those who say the terrorists have already won.

      Had to watch this at least 3 times to catch the whole thing...was laughing so hard that these rent-a-cops think they're keeping the terrorists away from flying. The saddest part of the video was the "private" scanning room...since I can see this happening.

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    5. Re:Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Body scanners do not use X-Rays. Even if they did, the energy level is much much lower.

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    6. Re:Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by artao · · Score: 1

      Um, please inform yerself before posting such things. Backscatter X-Ray scanner. notice the word "x-ray" in there ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backscatter_X-ray

    7. Re:Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was millimeter wave scanners that had been installed?

      You'll notice that this spectra is on the opposite side of the visible spectra as X-Rays.

      You might want to take your same advice.

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    8. Re:Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by Kakari · · Score: 1

      Well, given that the searches are always same-sex, unless the TSA hires predominantly lesbians, I don't see how it matters that those who the guys all want to touch are being touched by the women (unless the guys are on dial-up and can't afford a magazine at the corner store).

      The paste issue is a Chrome issue that has been noted a couple times before, there is a javascript fix for it (sorry, no link at hand).

      I know the person I'm replying to wasn't the original post, but I felt this comment would be most appropriate tied to the parent.

    9. Re:Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by delt0r · · Score: 1

      The installed scanners are xray back scatter scanners. The give very high resolution images compared to mm wave and unlike medical xray equipment (with trained personnel), you get some TSA goon being responsible for your xray calibration and dosage.

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    10. Re:Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      1) I thought of that with the pat-downs, but perhaps there is cross-gender viewing on the screens? I think I heard it said that there wouldn't be, but they say lots of things...

      2) thanks for the update on the chrome info, I'll look into that.

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    11. Re:Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Well then, my mistake. ... better a bad source than no source though eh?

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    12. Re:Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by adavidw · · Score: 1
    13. Re:Lots of pilots and flight attendants... by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      Well, given that the searches are always same-sex, unless the TSA hires predominantly lesbians, I don't see how it matters that those who the guys all want to touch are being touched by the women (unless the guys are on dial-up and can't afford a magazine at the corner store).

      The back scatter operator doesn't have to be same sex. You mark up the people you want to look at naked and then hope they choose to be scanned. With luck you get the bisexual TSA agents turned on enough to have some fun after shift. (INATSAGBIPOIMF - I'm Not a TSA Goon But I Play One In My Fantasies).

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  13. Metal detector by Arancaytar · · Score: 2, Funny

    she refused to go calmly through the metal detector, setting it off twice

    Does she have some kind of mutant superpower where emotional distress causes her to manifest lumps of metal inside her body?

    As for the rest of this, yeah, this shit is sick. Pat-downs were invasive even before, and now they've turned them into non-consensual erotic massages.

    1. Re:Metal detector by smashr · · Score: 2, Informative

      she refused to go calmly through the metal detector, setting it off twice

      Does she have some kind of mutant superpower where emotional distress causes her to manifest lumps of metal inside her body?

      As for the rest of this, yeah, this shit is sick. Pat-downs were invasive even before, and now they've turned them into non-consensual erotic massages.

      If you touch the side of the detector, it goes off, and you have to walk through again. I suspect this is what happened.

    2. Re:Metal detector by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pat-downs were invasive even before, and now they've turned them into non-consensual erotic massages.

      Perhaps people should start tipping their TSA agents after the pat-down, perhaps with a "here's $10 dollars, that was nice, but slower next time - like you mean it".

      I'd easily give $100 dollars to the first person who clearly, loudly, publicly asks their TSA pat-down agent, "how much for the happy ending" and gets audio/video. Or fakes a convulsion and blackout while getting scanned - that would put a spike in the "opt-outs" for the day.

      Perhaps someone can organize a non-profit to reward people who embrace civil-disobedience.

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    3. Re:Metal detector by Teege1982 · · Score: 1

      Pat-downs were invasive even before, and now they've turned them into non-consensual erotic massages.

      Perhaps people should start tipping their TSA agents after the pat-down, perhaps with a "here's $10 dollars, that was nice, but slower next time - like you mean it".

      I'd easily give $100 dollars to the first person who clearly, loudly, publicly asks their TSA pat-down agent, "how much for the happy ending" and gets audio/video. Or fakes a convulsion and blackout while getting scanned - that would put a spike in the "opt-outs" for the day.

      Perhaps someone can organize a non-profit to reward people who embrace civil-disobedience.

      I figured I'd just tell them not to start something they won't finish. I don't want half a handjob and I'm married so my wife sure isn't going to finish this.

    4. Re:Metal detector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation needed]

    5. Re:Metal detector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I want to know is this: what is the reason for the detector caring *at all* as to whether someone touches the side or not? It makes no sense from the point of view of its operation.

    6. Re:Metal detector by Pandrake · · Score: 1

      I'll second that.

      Priceless. True genius.

      -applause-

    7. Re:Metal detector by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Perhaps someone can organize a non-profit to reward people who embrace civil-disobedience.

      That'd be a quick way of being marked a terrorist organization and having all members thrown in some black-site prison, and funders put on watch-lists. I wish I were kidding. Welcome to the United Police State of Amerika.

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    8. Re:Metal detector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bail me out of TSA Jail

    9. Re:Metal detector by Arancaytar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It uses two electrically balanced AC coils that become unbalanced if a conductive substance nearby is inducted by its field (likely because it is closer to one of the two coils than the other).

      You might be able to unbalance them manually simply by touching one of them.

      So yeah, after checking Wikipedia, this seems to make some sense, although I'm not sure why you can't insulate them. It's not as if a bare wire is required for induction to occur.

    10. Re:Metal detector by VShael · · Score: 1

      I've said before, I have no shame when it comes to this sort of thing. I'd happily fake an orgasm (loudly) if I was sure someone behind me was videoing it for youtube.

      But most security areas I've been in forbid the use of cellphones, cameras, etc...

    11. Re:Metal detector by Maestro485 · · Score: 1

      Civilian to TSA Agent during pat-down: "I think you're the one trying to set off a bomb!"

  14. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tridus · · Score: 5, Informative

    The naked picture scanners that can't be saved (except when they can) and the molest^H^H^H^H^H^H pat-downs that would be criminal offenses if done outside the airport have spawned something of a populist backlash against TSA's goons.

    You're seeing a lot of stories because there's both a lot of interest, and a lot of material. This is the classic example of a bureaucracy run amok and it's time for the politicians to do their jobs and regain control over it.

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  15. Mission accomplished by eflester · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If Osama is alive he must be laughing his skinny ass off.

    1. Re:Mission accomplished by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      The Taiwanese seem to agree with you. Watch the end of this clip:http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/11/taiwanese-animators-recreate-tsa-junk-incident/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wired%2Findex+%28Wired%3A+Index+3+%28Top+Stories+2%29%29&utm_content=Google+Feedfetcher

      This video is hilarious by the way. We need stuff like this in our media

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    2. Re:Mission accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, nice URL.

      http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/11/taiwanese-animators-recreate-tsa-junk-incident

      You can usually strip all those junk parameters off. The <a> tag is your friend, too.

    3. Re:Mission accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely the CIA renderfarm that generated him is capable of this? :p

    4. Re:Mission accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly my thought as we are essentially terrorizing ourselves now. He did state his mission was exactly what is happening. America is disappointing me.

  16. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's a non-story that US citizen's constitutional rights against unreasonable search and seizure are getting violated? It's a non-story that the government is now examining and groping genitalia without any suspicion of wrongdoing? It's a non-story that people are being threatened with lawsuits by the government for asserting their rights?

    Tell me, exactly what does the US government have to do to its citizens for it to be newsworthy?

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  17. TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by Spectre · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The policy has recently shifted from "mild frisking" to more invasive frisking for those that opt not to succumb to AIT (Advanced Imaging Technologies).

    Genitals and breasts are vigorously groped instead of the older method of using the backs of the hands only.

    Even the TSA has stated that the recent methods are likely to be uncomfortable for many, especially those who have been victimized by molestation.

    Is this because somebody, somewhere thought these frisking methods would be more effective, or is it a means of discouraging people from "opting out" of AIT?

    I don't know, but I suspect the latter.

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    1. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by Nutria · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know, but I suspect the latter.

      Of course it's purpose is to get people to go through the AIT.

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    2. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one will wind up a rubber band attached to a rotating rubber hose letting it loose next time I'm groped by TSA. When they say WTF and stumble back, I'll just smile.

    3. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 4, Funny

      OMG, you just gave me a good idea. As soon as the screener's hand "meets resistance", curl up in a ball and start crying, "No, Father Jim, no!" Probably get a meal voucher and a free flight.

    4. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I might have to get myself worked up in the future just so I can decline the AIT and watch the operative squirm with embarrassment as he/she pats me down

      I think we should have a "boner day" to protest the use of AIT - who's with me?!

    5. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, if you are select for the body scanner, and you refuse the scanner and the grope, you are subject to arrest and a $10,000 fine.

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    6. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yesterday, the news was about the head of Homeland Security (or TSA, I forget which) saying (paraphrase, NOT exact words) that the machines weren't invasive of privacy, and that "technology" was such that the images couldn't be saved, transmitted, etc. (Yeah, right, you expect me to believe that no version of a computerized scanner could possibly treat files like most computers do? And that if you did happen to scan Mr. Underwear Bomber, that you wouldn't want a way to save those images?)

      Today the news is about Homeland Security and/or TSA decreeing that if you do not Submit, you will not fly, period.

      What I want to know is, when do they apply the "No submit, no fly" rule to Obama and all of the members of Congress, not just for any commercial flights they may take, but for flights on Government (taxpayer-owned) planes? And if these scans are so non-invasive, why don't they put scans of the Homeland Security head, TSA head, Obama, Members of Congress, etc. up on the Internet, each scan identified by name, so we can all see that they have "nothing to hide"?

    7. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well how about just opting out of both and just drive instead? (I mean when you have a choice).

    8. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what I'd like to see happen? Somebody with breast prostheses needs to go through security, and in the course of the vigorous groping, the breasts fall off. That would probably scar the TSA agent for life and lead to a lawsuit.

    9. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I have a better idea. As soon as you're selected for enhanced screening, just remove your clothing (all except your man-thong) to save them the trouble. Smile while you get a pat-down. For bonus points, take Cialis before you hit the airport.

    10. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You jest, but how many former victims of sexual molestation are seriously going to find themselves acting like this because a TSA agent forgets to read them the riot^H^H^H^H newly enhanced SOP?

    11. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      Lol, I personally was thinking of opting out of the scanning and then just making little moans and "oh yeah baby, that's it" sounds as I was groped.

      Make the TSA fuckers afraid to do the groping. I think that's the key to end this. EVERYONE demand a pat down, and then "enjoy" it loudly.

      The procedure would be abandoned within the week.

      "Oh yeah man, Mr TSA agent, I can tell you've had experience... you're so much better than the others..."

      (I'm counting on a hope that fat authoritarian cheeto-eating post office rejects at the TSA are also homophobes.)

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    12. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by seeker_1us · · Score: 1
      I think you are right.

      Is this because somebody, somewhere thought these frisking methods would be more effective, or is it a means of discouraging people from "opting out" of AIT?

      I don't know, but I suspect the latter.

      According to an article in the Atlantic, a TSA employee said that is exactly the reason for the policy.

      I asked him if he was looking forward to conducting the full-on pat-downs. "Nobody's going to do it," he said, "once they find out that we're going to do."

      In other words, people, when faced with a choice, will inevitably choose the Dick-Measuring Device over molestation? "That's what we're hoping for. We're trying to get everyone into the machine." He called over a colleague. "Tell him what you call the back-scatter," he said. "The Dick-Measuring Device," I said. "That's the truth," the other officer responded.

    13. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just tell the TSA agent you want a happy ending

    14. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by Kakari · · Score: 1

      Genitals and breasts are vigorously groped instead of the older method of using the backs of the hands only.

      Do you have a source for this? I haven't seen it anywhere and I am doing my best to keep up-to-date on the whole thing; the only mention was a local IN station news reporter who didn't cite a source other than herself, and it was from back on the 29th of October, the day when the back-of-the-hand 'enhanced' pat down was started. Which is to say I don't give it any credence.

    15. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by CAIMLAS · · Score: 3, Funny

      That is a pretty good idea.

      I think the next time I'm (fucking) forced to fly (for work), I'll do something similar: I'll insist that I must be frisked by nobody other than a member of the opposite sex (assuming there is one) due to past traumatic experiences of abuse.

      Even better, I'll get a note from a psychologist friend of mine who hates this kind of shit saying that anything otherwise might result in a psychological regression.

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    16. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that group's pretty much screwed. They've got 2 choices:

      1) Get groped by a stranger.
      2) Strike a submissive pose while some unseen stranger in another room looks at a very revealing image of their body. Plus they might still get groped if the unseen person decides they see something suspicious.

    17. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      It's all fun and games until you find out he's not phobic at all. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

    18. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      I was subject to the "enhanced pat down" just because I was randomly selected (there are no body scanners at my airport). Yes, sure, I'm a young male traveling alone, but seriously, I look like I'm way more likely to terrorize a buffet line than a plane, so what do they expect me to do? Metal detector didn't go off or anything, yet I get someone feeling up my crotch looking for god knows what, yet if I were some crafty terrorist, I could put a bomb in my ass and they'd never know. Or swallow bomb material. Or whatever. And if I can think about that, then the terrorists can too. Yet nothing has (and almost certainly nothing will) happen. And if it does, it'll be a vanishingly small number of cases (as in your chances of dying to it would be much, much less than dying in a car accident). Yet somehow if it happens, I bet there would be people begging to have children get body cavity searches (probably the exact same crowd as the "think of the children" people, ironically).

    19. Re:TSA applying pressure to submit to AIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given how lawsuit-happy our society is, it's only a matter of time before someone with a deep-rooted psychological "issue", such as a rape victim that fears human touch, gets a post-traumatic stress episode after getting groped by the TSA, then sues the government for mental anguish and therapy bills. After enough financial damage, the TSA may be forced to rethink their policies.

  18. Tribune Copyright Claim by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

    The video appears to no longer be available due to a copyright claim by the Tribune.

    Interesting...

    1. Re:Tribune Copyright Claim by Muros · · Score: 1

      I was wondering about that too. Interesting indeed.

  19. Has to be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    otherwise al qaeda will plant bombs on a 3 year old. Come on people use your brain.

    1. Re:Has to be done by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

      And what about my new magazine or cushion base explosive devices? WHEN will they outlaw magazines and cushions on aircraft? Think about it, won't you? Thank you.

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    2. Re:Has to be done by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      That is not out of the question. The Viet Cong frequently used children as weapons against our army. Why should we think this is an unthinkable development with terrorist groups? That said, I don't think I should have to choose between being a victim of voyeurism or molestation just to fly across the country. I'll take my chances. So far I have a better chance of dying in an average plane crash than I do from a terrorist attack.

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  20. I don't get it by imadork · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I just read on Ars that the head of the TSA testified to Congress that children under 12 were not subject to enhanced pat-downs. I'm shocked, shocked to find that he may have been lying!

    http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2010/11/tsa-boss-our-patdowns-turn-up-artfully-concealed-objects.ars

    1. Re:I don't get it by orphiuchus · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Oh I doubt it was an outright lie. Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity.

    2. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'm shocked, shocked ...

      Your winnings, sir.

    3. Re:I don't get it by Bemopolis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My god, man, weren't you listening during the last election. Them that hates Our Freedom are making TERROR BABIES now!

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    4. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      NPR interviewed him recently about the pat-downs. His comment about the controversy started with a statement to the effect of, "Reasonable people can disagree." He then went on to talk about the balance of security and privacy and security and safety. It was very noticeable that he did not say they would listen to disagreements. His statement, in summary, was "Disagree all you want, but we will decide what the line is."

    5. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      it wasnt an 'enhanced pat down'. it was just a normal old style pat down.

    6. Re:I don't get it by zlogic · · Score: 1

      More likely the low-wage security worker didn't bother to read the policy.

    7. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe he's not lying, but *Gasp* employees weren't following appropriate procedure. I don't support the TSA or these new procedures, but it's much more likely that a few employee's ignored or didn't understand procedure.

    8. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This video is 2 years old. It just resurfaced on Youtube because of all the recent TSA hate.

      http://www.nydailynews.com/travel/2010/11/17/2010-11-17_stop_touching_me_tsas_security_patdown_of_3yearold_girl_caught_on_camera_.html/

    9. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It ought to be mandatory for the policy makers and their families to go through these procedures every time they travel (no private jets for TSA officials). Maybe after his wife has been "aggressively patted down" a few times, he'll change his mind about what's the right balance of security and privacy.

  21. Child Searches by Nineteen-Delta · · Score: 1

    My three year old nearly got the same treatment in Malta the other day. I made sure that she hadn't got any metal on her, and had sensible shoes and jumped through any other hoop, but she managed to pick up a penny off the floor that someone had dropped. All the alrams went off, and the burly guard came over. Only quick thinking by the rest of may family avoided tantrums and screaming all around. - But I still think it is right to check chldren of what ever age-Just do it with the minimum of fuss is all I ask. Anyone remember the song about the bomb in the baby carriage....?

    1. Re:Child Searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think giving up my personal right to be free from unreasonable searches trumps your desperate need for a security blankie.

      If we are going to do this, lets put one at every place that more then 5 people congregate. Every school, every sports game, every concert, every subway, every train station, everywhere. Because if the terrorist (note the word terror) wants to scare you, he will blow you up everywhere possible, from the local mall to the bleachers a a high school football game. If your going to take the "we need to be safe" route, then you need to realize that unless you protect ALL OF THESE PLACES, its pointless to do this for this one place.

      Its kinda like patching a hole in a bucket, when there are hundreds of other holes in the bucket. It makes you feel warm and fuzzy.. my government cares about my safety. No they have expanded the government, they are spending massive amounts of money on technology that might not be safe, and may be illegal. They have hired who knows how many drones to man the points. Then to top it off it doesn't solve a damn thing!! So you feel that they've protected you from terrorism.

      Side note? 19D Cav scout? Used to be a 12B myself, had good times working with the Cav. Earned spurs from them too.

    2. Re:Child Searches by wwphx · · Score: 1

      Paul Simon, The Boy In The Bubble, from the album Graceland.

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  22. On the other hand... by oldhack · · Score: 1

    Sorry for the loser who sits in front of her. Ugh. Can't win.

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  23. if patting down anyone by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    If patting down anyone is effective, you ought to be able to pat down kids, as harsh as it sounds. People who blow themselves up to make a point usually believe in that point enough to blow their kids up, too. Wouldn't be hard to hid a gun on a kid. Especially since keeping guns off planes is one of the few good things TSA does.

    By the way, if you figure out how to do anything with a kid, even go to the park or whatever, and can guarantee that the kid won't cry, I want to know your techniques.

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    1. Re:if patting down anyone by demonlapin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I want to know your techniques

      Benadryl, man, Benadryl. God help you if your kid gets wired by it, because every parent I know swears by that stuff.

    2. Re:if patting down anyone by beamdriver · · Score: 1

      Really, because I'd never consider drugging my child to make her more compliant. Well...maybe I'd consider it, but I'd never do it.

      I could certainly see my daughter having a freak out from that kind of treatment, which means that we're not planning to fly for some time unless they get this nonsense sorted out. Maybe if the airlines see passenger levels drop and drop they'll put pressure on the TSA to fix their shit.

    3. Re:if patting down anyone by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      I want to know your techniques

      Benadryl, man...every parent I know swears by that stuff.

      are you an inmate?

    4. Re:if patting down anyone by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      By the way, if you figure out how to do anything with a kid, even go to the park or whatever, and can guarantee that the kid won't cry, I want to know your techniques.

      My experience with flying transatlantic next to children has led to the following observation: Nice parents == nice children. Nasty parents == nasty children.

      Note that I stress observation, because this being Slashdot, we all know that correlation != causation.

      Two extreme flights that I remember. A women with a 5-6 year-old boy. She screamed at the boy; the boy screamed back. She then constantly threatened the boy with, "Just wait 'till your father hears about this!", which cause the boy to cry. That mother-son relationship seriously scared me.

      The other case? A polite, well behaved boy, about 8-10, traveling with his father. Both the father and son talked with each other in pleasant tones. The boy fell asleep, and I started chatting with the father about the flight delay. He calmly explained the legal implications about a contract to transport a person from point A to point B, but excused himself for not being an expert in that area of law. He admitted that he was a professor of law at Georgetown, but for international law.

      Of course, I have also seen mixes of the two. Flying can be really stressful for children.

      But a friend who is a school teacher told me, when parents come in for a parent-teacher chat, if she praises the child, the parents say proudly, "Well, I guess we've done a great job raising him!" If she informs that parents that their child has a discipline problem, they say, "Your school is doing a terrible job with our child!"

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    5. Re:if patting down anyone by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      By the way, if you figure out how to do anything with a kid, even go to the park or whatever, and can guarantee that the kid won't cry, I want to know your techniques.

      If only parenting were as easy as spawning more Overlords. Sigh.

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    6. Re:if patting down anyone by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      That's right. Nothing like drugging your kids so that they will be compliant to being fondled.

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    7. Re:if patting down anyone by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      If the lack of care for the child extends that far, they'll be opening them up and sewing the explosives inside.
      There has to be a better way to identify real security threats. After all, when it comes time for me to be checked by security, I already know for sure that I'm not a terrorist (and I would not be a terrorist even if I had a gun on my person) and the security guy is probably pretty certain too otherwise he would have one of his colleagues do the pat down in case of "plan B".
      By the way, crying toddlers get ignored in most places.

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    8. Re:if patting down anyone by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      It's comments like that that make me glad I'm not a parent... the constant holier-than-thou mountain of supercilious crap coming out of strangers' mouths has got to get old fast.

    9. Re:if patting down anyone by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about making the kid compliant? He wanted to know how to keep her from crying.

      How old is yours, anyway? Still too young to be mobile? Because when I said that around a bunch of parents, the mothers of young ones all said they'd never do that. And the mothers of the five-year-olds all swore by it. (Fathers were uniformly in favor.)

    10. Re:if patting down anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too am glad you are not a parent if your first thought on the topic of 'how to control a crying child' leads you strait to the pharmaceutical aisle. The slogan "better living through chemistry" was abandoned about 30 years ago for a reason.

    11. Re:if patting down anyone by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Truly spoken like someone who's never had an actual, unhappy, unreasonable child in their care.

  24. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Arancaytar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For some reason getting a routine grope and a handjob they can't opt out of is a big deal for a lot of people.

  25. I can't wait for required body cavity searches by Shadmere · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Honestly I hope that happens. I really, truly hope that full cavity searches will be required to fly.

    It's my last hope that the people in this country will have any sense and stand up to this kind of asinine "security."

    If the American people accept cavity searches every time they fly, and they just shrug and say "Well, what are you going to do?" Well, then this country has lost everything that made it special.

    This will happen as long as people let it happen. By shrugged their shoulders and going along with it, they're letting the government and the TSA know that we will give them absolute free reign in this. It doesn't matter how many angry articles there are decrying the new procedures -- if people continue to fly, then the procedures will stay. And eventually they'll get worse. Again.

    1. Re:I can't wait for required body cavity searches by Wolvenhaven · · Score: 3, Interesting

      At the risk of people making fun of me for watching Jackass. They had a skit where they put a hotwheels car in a condom and shoved it up one guy's ass, then he went and got Xrays done because he had an "unknown pain" and wanted to get checked out. The absolute best part was the doctor's reaction when he saw the plates.

      When the full body scanners came out someone commented that sewing words into shirts using metallic thread would be a good protest because they will wind up saving the images; sew in a quote of the 4th amendment or "You enjoy this don't you? Pervert".

      Combine the two and I'm sure we can find enough people who would be willing to internalize something that would show up on an Xray/Sonogram. Creep out and disturb enough TSA employees and even they might start complaining.

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    2. Re:I can't wait for required body cavity searches by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

      This will happen as long as people let it happen.

      And..... they most certainly will let it happen. Gotta catch those turrists, ya know.

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    3. Re:I can't wait for required body cavity searches by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      "Creep out and disturb enough TSA employees and even they might start complaining."

      Not in the current job market. They know they are lucky to have gotten these jobs, and they know they are easy to replace.

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    4. Re:I can't wait for required body cavity searches by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      If cavity searches become required, I'm damn well gonna be eating copious quantities of the hottest indian food I can find 12 to 24 hours before check-in.

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    5. Re:I can't wait for required body cavity searches by Shadmere · · Score: 1

      It's more likely that they will institute a rule where "any act which appears to be an intentional attempt to disturb, creep out, and/or disgust a TSA employee shall result in immediate removal from the airport and the disallowance of travel."

      Or something like that. My legalese is rusty.

    6. Re:I can't wait for required body cavity searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I prefer "If you can read this, you're a cunt."

    7. Re:I can't wait for required body cavity searches by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Unfortunate for most travel destinations in the US. But I've already changed my plans for a trip to southern California this coming January... I'm flying from Ottawa, Canada, and have rebooked my flight... now, I'm not flying directly into Palm Springs, but rather, I'm flying to Mexicali, Mexico, and renting a car from there. (Amtrak from Vancouver, BC, wasn't an option... trip would have taken 2 days).

      Hopefully, as more people adjust their travel plans to avoid these idiotic security measures, the airlines will start to pressure the TSA into pulling their heads out of their collective asses, and restoring some semblance of sanity. Sadly, I doubt it's possible, and it's a strategy that wouldn't work for the huge swaths of flyover states.

    8. Re:I can't wait for required body cavity searches by ekhben · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the TSA are already capable of causing you to miss your flight because they didn't like your face. "Please step this way sir, we need to ask you some questions."

    9. Re:I can't wait for required body cavity searches by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The reaction of unaccountable secret police the world over to annoyance is brutality. You don't want to piss off a group that is just discovering that they can get away with nearly anything and are going down that path to being third world secret police.
      Remember that to them you are nobody of consequence and nothing can be lost if they declare that you are a suspect to be given harsh treatment. They don't even have a burden of extra paperwork.
      Remember the guy that had a entire planeload of people diverted to teach Cat Stevens a lesson for being a Muslim? Nothing happened to him.

  26. Wow that didn't take long. by headhot · · Score: 1

    In the hearings today in the senate, John Pistole, the head of the Transportation Security Administration, children under 12 would not be pat down.

    1. Re:Wow that didn't take long. by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      I'm sure glad that every single TSA agent was screened to make sure they enjoy watching senate hearings. Surely they'll hear John's words and correct their action.

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    2. Re:Wow that didn't take long. by headhot · · Score: 1

      Thats irrelevant. If John is stating the policy its his job to make sure its followed. And if its against policy, can't the agent then be charge with sexual assault of a minor?

    3. Re:Wow that didn't take long. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the hearings today in the senate, John Pistole, the head of the Transportation Security Administration, children under 12 would not be pat down.

      So John Pistole would be OK with having TSA pat-down his 13-year-old daughter? (How convenient, judging from that article, that's just the right age for a TSA worker!)

      Remember, teach your kids that it's wrong for an adult to touch them in a private place, unless the adult is wearing a uniform, and then it's OK.

    4. Re:Wow that didn't take long. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Probably not, though they can be disciplined for violating policy. And you all need to take a deep breath and think out this whole "zomg sexual assault!!!!!" angle. There's already enough "think of the children" paranoia already, all touching is not sexual in nature, and there's a perfectly available civil remedy for non-sexual but unwelcome touching, it's called "battery."

    5. Re:Wow that didn't take long. by fredjh · · Score: 1

      And if its against policy, can't the agent then be charge with sexual assault of a minor?

      TSA is unionized, so good luck with any disciplinary actions.

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    6. Re:Wow that didn't take long. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      No that's not what he said;

      Pistole said he "understood" the concern (and he added that children under 12 weren't subject to the enhanced pat-down). When one senator asked if this "understanding" meant changes were coming, Pistole was direct. "Am I going to change the policies? No." TSA boss: Our pat-downs turn up "artfully concealed objects"

      (emphisis mine)
      so my understanding is children under 12 will be given the normal pat-down rahter than the enhanced pat-down. These guys are pros at saying things so that you'll believe they said something they didn't.

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    7. Re:Wow that didn't take long. by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Why? Turning the establishment's tools against themselves is rather poetic.

    8. Re:Wow that didn't take long. by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      This isn't about "think of the children" paranoia. Aside from the fact that this would get you arrested and thrown into pound-me-in-the-ass jail in any other setting, just because there are wack jobs out there exploiting children to get their pet laws passed doesn't mean that we should ignore legitimate grievances. Maybe we should disallow civil law suits because there's too much sue happy already.

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  27. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tridus · · Score: 5, Informative

    The "enhanced" pat-down was created with the goal of making it unpleasant enough to get people to go through the scanners.

    And yeah, I'd say that being groped by government goons because I committed the crime of buying a plane ticket is definitely unpleasant.

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  28. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it mostly has to do with three things: (1) invasive searches (either as back scatter images or pat downs) required of everyone now; (2) disclosure that the TSA or certain TSA promises about images have already been broken; and (3) a general feeling that security theater is becoming more and more ridiculous to the point that the TSA is engaged in the creation of child pornography and sexual molestation (both of children and adults). After the patdown option became available, it didn't take long before allegations of officials copping a feel of nubile young women started appearing.

    Also, there's the feeling that, in the case of disrupting society, the terrorists have won!

  29. Odds of dying in terrorist attack by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your American odds of dying in an airplane bombing (either on-board or in a skyscraper), are 1 in 500,000. That is about the same as your risk of drowning in a tsunami. And of course if you move to the mountains or don't fly, the odds drop to near-zero.

    I think I'd rather take that infinitesimal risk, rather than take the 1-to-1 risk that some TSA officer will be playing with my penis, touching my wife's boobies, and/or fondling my kid's pussy. (Sorry for the frank language but I believe in speaking the brutal truth.)

    I also think the US Transportation Secretary can go eat a bullet.
    "This is okay," he says.
    No. No it is not.

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    1. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by ScentCone · · Score: 0

      that infinitesimal risk

      You don't think the risk changes when you announce that even though we now have many recorded attempts to use things like PETN to kill people on aircraft (and to bring aircraft down into large cities) that we're going to stop checking for it? Why would groups (like AQ) who show a great willingness to use any technique that has worked in the past, change their approach now? Right. They wouldn't, and they haven't.

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    2. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      One in half a million is a small chance, not an infinitesimal chance. Let's not abuse well-defined mathematical terms. :p

    3. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Bingo! I would feel perfectly safe if they had no security gate at all. A random guy sitting next to me with a handgun in his lap worries me far less than a government official with orders to rape me and my child if we don't let them take naked photos of us.

      Heck, even if I was going to be worried about a no security airline, it isn't a 'terrorist' I would be worried about. It is the control freak that thinks he should dictate the behavior of every other person on the plane because he decided that public transportation was a better place to sleep than his bed, and that it is more convenient to him to throw a temper tantrum about someone behind him talking than it is to put in a $0.30 pair of earplugs.

      One armed cop and no screening of passengers at all would be dramatically safer than what we have now.

      Given the money they are spending, simply requiring all new aircraft to have a separate external doors for the passengers and the pilots would basically make hijacking impossible. Sure, you would need an extra bathroom for the pilots, but the trade off would be that you wouldn't need any more security than that of a bus.

    4. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by Velorium · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's the formula for your statistic? I think the chances are much lower given the amount of flights each day.

    5. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by MortimerGraves · · Score: 1

      ...rather than take the 1-to-1 risk that some TSA officer will be playing with my penis, touching my wife's boobies, and/or fondling my kid's pussy.

      Perhaps consider putting your kid's pet in a cattery before going on holiday? ;)

    6. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>>You don't think the risk changes...

      No. Risk is based upon ACTUAL events of previous deaths, not random guessing or conjecture. Prior to 9/11 the U.S. risk of death by terrorist was 1 in 90 million. After 9/11 and the deaths of ~3000 people, it was revised to 1 in 500,000... same as your risk of drowning in a tsunami.

      And LESS risky then odds of getting killed by a meteorite (1 in 200,000) or in a car (1 in 100).
      I'm not afraid of getting hit on the noggin, and neither am I afraid of the terrorist bogeyman.
      - (But I am afraid of death in a car... that is a logical thing to fear.)

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    7. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does "1 in 500,000" actually mean? Does it mean "1 in 500,000" die in their lifetime due to a bombing, or does it mean I die once every "1 in 500,000 flights I take?" (or does it mean something else altogether?)

      If it is the latter, then it is a frighteningly scary statistic, especially for frequent flyers like myself. I fly about 200 times a year -- that means I would have (approximately) a 200/500,000= 1/2500 chance of dying in a year. Now that's scary.

      Also, where did you get this statistic from?

    8. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>>Given the money they are spending

      The guy who owns the company installing these Naked Body scanners is also the guy who used to work for Bush and ordered their installation nationwide in 2006. Can you say? Bias?

      Or maybe corruption.

      Eventually I expect to see them pulled from the airports, either due to public outrage or health concerns (damage passengers' skin), and then that will be another ~1 billion in Stimulus money wasted.

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    9. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by Samalie · · Score: 1

      They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

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    10. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree that money is a major, if not the major component of this.

    11. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      my penis, ...my wife's boobies, ... my kid's pussy. (Sorry for the frank language but I believe in speaking the brutal truth.)

      Zis ees vahy intahrestink, yes? You use zee clinical tahm for your own genitalia, adolescent slang verd for you vife's, and zee lewd slang for zee child's.

      Now, tell me about your relationship vith your mother.

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    12. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

      Which is why you've chosen to live in a town that has no police department, why you don't wear your seatbelt, don't lock your door when you leave the house, and will now post your banking information in a reply to this commment, right? After all, you aren't truly free otherwise. You don't deserve liberty unless you refuse to practice self defense, right?

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    13. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not offended by your frank speech, but I am wryly amused by the fact that while you use the so-called "vulgar" slang for your daughters genitals and "cute" slang for your wife's, you chose the "safer", more acceptable technical term for your own.

    14. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by w0mprat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Try more like 1 in TEN MILLION, the 1 in 500,000 statistic you quote comes from a misquoted infographic, which points out 1 in five hundred thousand is the odds of being struck by lightning in the continental united states. Somehow people are repeating 1 in 500k? Refer to: http://boingboing.net/2009/12/30/odds-of-being-a-terr.html It's a eye-opener.

      Internationally it's even less likely, consider international airlines like Qantas who have never had a airborne single fatality let alone a terror attack.

      I'm starting to wonder ...

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    15. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by headhot · · Score: 1

      PETN has not brought down any airplane. It has burned some dudes balls, and blew out an Saudi's asshole while standing next to a prince.

    16. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by headhot · · Score: 1

      "essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety"

      Not having some one touch my balls I would say is an essential liberty.

      Not having a police department has more then the effect of "a little temporary safety."

      Try to read a tad better.

    17. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, reductio ad absurdum rears its idiotic head on Slashdot again.

    18. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      PETN has not brought down any airplane

      Though it has blown the crap out of multiple passenger trains. So, what you're saying is that people willing to die in order to kill other people will never get around to rigging up a better detonation device, especially if we stop screening for the stuff?

      There was enough of it in the underwear bomb to take out the side of the aircraft (and bring it down). He didn't have a well-built detonation device. But from your perspective, that means we can just back off on looking it, since it's so last month to fret about that kind of explosive? If you haven't noticed, people like AQ and those they train repeatedly try and polish the same techniques, and then stick with what works. They've killed a lot of people doing so, and they sure don't care if a few of their own idiotic foot soldiers die or are injured in the attempts to get it down to Terrorist Best Practices.

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    19. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

      Well, if 3000 people died in 9/11 and there are about 300,000,000 people in the US, that's a 1/100,000 odds of dying in that terrorist attack (assuming that's the only terrorist attack, disregarding time, etc.). So I assume his statistic is something like that, but does take time into account.

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    20. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      He don't own the company but he has a consulting firm that gets paid by the body scanner company. Source: http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2010/01/02/group_slams_chertoff_on_scanner_promotion/

    21. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by ender- · · Score: 1

      that infinitesimal risk

        You don't think the risk changes when you announce that even though we now have many recorded attempts to use things like PETN to kill people on aircraft (and to bring aircraft down into large cities) that we're going to stop checking for it? Why would groups (like AQ) who show a great willingness to use any technique that has worked in the past, change their approach now? Right. They wouldn't, and they haven't.

      The existing security worked just fine. It allowed what-his-name to sneak on just enough 'explosives' to set his crotch on fire, but not enough to do any damage to the plane or anyone on it. Nobody was ever in danger on that flight.

      I for one will not submit to the total security theater which is AIT/groping pat-downs, nor will I allow my 5-year old daughter to experience it either. I'd rather take the 1-in-a-million chance with my life and my daughter's than get groped/ogled every time we want to take a vacation...

    22. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by acsinc · · Score: 1

      and here i thought 1 in 500000 was near zero. silly of me.

    23. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your American odds of dying in an airplane bombing (either on-board or in a skyscraper), are 1 in 500,000.

      Obviously the TSA is doing a great job, then.

    24. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by shish · · Score: 1

      touching my wife's boobies, and/or fondling my kid's pussy. (Sorry for the frank language but I believe in speaking the brutal truth.)

      So why not use the actual names of the body parts? :-|

      (Unless you are objecting to the pat-downs of your wife's pet birds and your kid's pet cat)

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    25. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by seeker_1us · · Score: 1

      >I think I'd rather take that infinitesimal risk, rather than take the 1-to-1 risk that some TSA officer will be playing with my penis, touching my wife's boobies, and/or fondling my kid's pussy. (Sorry for the frank language but I believe in speaking the brutal truth.).

      And that is what the TSA wants. Too many people are refusing to use their scanners. They are trying to make the alternative so unpleasant that people will think "gee those scanners aren't so bad"

    26. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by netsharc · · Score: 1

      I hate the TSA too, but what about underwear bombers? I read an article that said, convincingly, liquid bombs are practically impossible to make in an airplane bathroom, but it looks like packing C4 in your pants isn't impossible. So far people have been lucky that the terrorists are amateurs and they managed to stopped them before they did the deed (the shoe bomber's shoe was too damp because he got delayed and had been wearing the shoes for an extra 24 hours), but in the future? The cockpit door maybe well-bolted, but if the bomb rips the plane in 2, then the terrorists' objectives have been accomplished. Although arguably the government's actions have been doing the terrorists' work very effectively...

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    27. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your language is hardly "frank", but is very vulgar.

    28. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically, you'll die before you win the lottery ...

    29. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not actually a reductio ad absurdum, more like a slippery slope fallacy, with some straw men beaten up for good measure.

    30. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The highest death toll of any airplane crash in history that didn't include the pilot flying into something was Flight 123 on Japan Air Lines. it had a death toll of 520. Barely a blip on the public's radar.

      You would have to surpass the death toll of of the worst non-pilot caused plane crash 5 times to get anywhere near the trade tower death toll.

      So, the question comes back to you. What about underwear bombers?

    31. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what? A terrorist "attack" with a death-toll of ZERO (shoe-bomber, underwear bomber, the Yemeni printer cartridge) is enough to create panic and mayhem and the policy of enhanced pat-downs that turns plenty of people to feeling no different to victims of sexual abuse. An underwear bomber who successfully kills himself and another victim in a plane would surely count as a wild success given how the media, government and consequently people will cry like a baby after it.

      I wonder why no terrorist has brought 100ml of acid/poison onboard a plane, which he could splash onto his seat-mate/flight attendant, and surely that's enough to fuck up the country for a bit. Or do the terrorists think too big?

      I'll wait for the men in black right here...

    32. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Which is why you've chosen to live in a town that has no police department, don't wear a seatbelt...

      You are so right. I've seen the light. Clearly YOUR viewpoint is the correct one, and we should hand all our earnings to the government and they can just give us our homes, cars, televisions, weekly grocery food stamps, and whatever else we need.

      See?

      I too can set-up a ridiculous extreme argument.

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    33. Re:Odds of dying in terrorist attack by ZosX · · Score: 1

      The probability of being struck by lightning is probably greater. You have probably a 500% greater chance of being hit by a drunk driver. Where do you think we should be spending our resources? We are pissing away billions upon billions alone in the name of greater "security" and yet we cannot afford healthcare for everyone.

      Fuck this whole discussion makes me sick.

  30. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How is this idiocy not a story? It's pointing out, even if it's YET AGAIN, that the laws and procedures put in place to rob you of your privacy (and protect you from the stupidest of stupid terrorists - it won't catch any you need to actually worry about) are being used and abused in the most insane ways.

    Fucked up laws are never fixed by keeping your mouth shut about them. Quite the opposite really.

  31. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, it is now possible for an individual to have their NAMBLA dues deducted directly from their TSA paycheck.

  32. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you don't want to be searched, don't fly. they're not compulsory.

  33. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

    Because all these TSA goons are stealing our tax money, make traveling a pain, are screwing airlines, etc.

    The way it is, you can't simply choose -not- to deal with these privacy invading goons and fly unless you have something like a private jet.

    The masses are scared that another 9/11 could happen again if we didn't have these things and every incompetent terrorist "attacks" add more "reason" that the masses see to continue with these worthless programs.

    When the government which is supposed to be limited and by the people for the people is stealing your money, trying to run businesses into the ground which will no doubt 'need' to be "bailed out", invade your privacy and all of this for no increase in safety which is why they say they are doing it in the first place, it should be a major issue.

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  34. Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by digitaldc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People always forget this fact.

    For now, I am going Greyhound...

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    1. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by scubamage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But extremely visible. And extremely profitable for leaders who are willing to exploit it for power gains.

    2. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by blair1q · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And yet it's extremely effective in terrorizing people.

      And what do you suppose happens when the people we put in charge of public safety say "terrorism is extremely rare" to explain why they did nothing to stop an attack just like the ones that already happened.

      And what do you suppose happens to the entire airline industry, and all of the business conducted by the flying public as a result of the availability of air travel, when we have to shut it down because there's no way to make it safe after it's announced we have no intention of trying to.

    3. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Informative

      For now, I am going Greyhound...

      The head of the TSA said today that they want to expand into ground transportation as well. They'll find a way to grope you one way or another.

    4. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by Surt · · Score: 1

      I'm not actually clear that it is effective in terrorizing people. The Israelis seem to feel it is just routine, and it seems like hardly anyone was terrified by 9/11 (angered, yes, but terrified?)

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    5. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by blair1q · · Score: 3, Insightful

      http://www.tgorski.com/terrorism/PTSD_After_9-11-01_Lit_Review_01-19-02.htm

      Unfortunately, our terrorized "leaders" pretended to be angry, all the while organizing their political acts to increase the fear, to well-documented ends.

    6. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by digitaldc · · Score: 1

      LOL The TeaseSA

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    7. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by digitaldc · · Score: 1

      I'm not worried about it, are you?

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    8. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Informative

      For instance, former DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff, who just happens to have a significant financial interest in the company that made the naked-scan machines that the TSA are now using.

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    9. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by Cecil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And what do you suppose happens when the people we put in charge of public safety say "terrorism is extremely rare" to explain why they did nothing to stop an attack just like the ones that already happened.

      Well, if they were working on the problem the right way, they could then go on to explain how they are tackling the problem at its source by trying to improve freedom, education and living conditions around the world in a considerate, thoughtful manner so that people don't feel miserable and angry enough to want to blow other people up in the first place.

    10. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obligatory Dave Attell:

      "If you are really afraid of terrorism, don't travel by airplane, travel by bus. You ever been to a bus station? People walking around all dirty, in rags. A terrorist goes to a bus station and sees this and thinks, 'damn, someone already did up this joint'"

    11. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by jittles · · Score: 1

      Well what is the point in engaging in an arms race that costs us trillions of dollars and the terrorists $6.00 for a pack of condoms? Because you know that is where it's going next. The condom bomb and their new imaging technology can't detect that.

    12. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

      For now, I am going Greyhound...

      You are a braver man than I. My hat is off to you sir.

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    13. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Considering people are already avoiding flying due to the security measures it should not make a big change. If we went back to the old way of doing airline security I would stop avoiding flying.

    14. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by cleepa · · Score: 1

      It's good that there is this fallback for domestic travel. However, if you wish to travel internationally, you have no choice but to put up with the TSA's bullshit.

    15. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by stdarg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That may help other countries with their domestic terrorists. But if you missed the memo, plenty of anti-US terrorists are wealthy (Osama), well-educated (all the 9/11 hijackers), have high connections (Times Square bomber links to Pakistan air force), etc.

      It's a false assumption that people will like us if we just edumacate them and give them jobs.

    16. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greyhound: The dickrub is consentual!

    17. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best government money can buy.

    18. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Shit like that will breed homegrown terrorism here in America... terrorism that many of us may actually AGREE with.

      For fucks sake. We've gone to far.

    19. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by blair1q · · Score: 1

      So would al Quaeda.

    20. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      Because I have been watching what happened to our country since the last time it happened.

      If they do it again, you might as well insert the chip in your neck yourself.

    21. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      Shit like that will breed homegrown terrorism here in America...

      Tom Baugh is looking less and less crazy by the day.

      Things are playing out almost exactly as he predicted.

    22. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by vlueboy · · Score: 1

      Fine if the TSA wants ground transportation security jobs... let'em put search/patdown officers 24/7/365 at every bus stop, car rental lot, garage and available yard for parking outside private building complexes so "everyone is safe." Anything else would be a half-assed effort at their current ridiculous goals.

      But, wait... nothing will scale that large in any world economy. The TSA is affording employee wages for only 15 thousand airports in the USA, which is fine seeing how it's a fraction of a percent out of our 150M employed/unemployed workforce count (see Economy \ Labor force section of the CIA factbook.)

      NOBODY can provide enough 1:1 patdown manpower for the country's more than 60 million registered vehicles. If the government and TSA drafted that required minimum 40% of our available workforce just for searches and patdowns, we'd have 0 manpower for convenience stores supplying our daily food, and secretaries. And enough people would stop making lucrative private business cash that the political support would have to stop such a thing.

    23. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      Terrorized State of America

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    24. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And enough people would stop making lucrative private business cash that the political support would have to stop such a thing.

      In this thought experiment, I meant that a forced draft would mean bankers and lawyers would be stuck with new jobs making what I hear is close to $15/hour, instead of 10 times that much in the for-profit world of money.

      Also where I wrote "garage and available yard," I meant "garage and every available parking spot" including city/business buildings housing dozens of cars --not to be confused with how a [back]yard evokes 1-TSA-searcher-to-many-private-vehicles and, er leave the rest of those citizens "unprotected."

      --vlueboy

    25. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      The head of the TSA said today that they want to expand into ground transportation as well. They'll find a way to grope you one way or another.

      Unless you can afford the time and/or money to drive there yourself or hire a private jet.

      - RG>

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    26. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by Brafil · · Score: 1

      ... in America and to a certain extent, Europe. Especially the Middle East and parts of Eastern Asia are politically very instable, the same for Africa. Still the security measures are far from being as high and intrusive as in the developed world. People panic about a light flood in Cornwall when a few days ago a tsunami in Bangladesh killed 500.000 people the first night. Same for terrorism, it happens all the time, it's just that the media don't report about it.

    27. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by Paintballparrot · · Score: 1

      For now, I am going Greyhound...

      I'm going on a trip to Houston, Texas next year and looked into a few ways to get there. Flying would be $260 and 5 hours, Amtrak would be $440 and 39 hours and Greyhound would be $200 and 42 hours. If I went Greyhound (or Amtrak) I would have to try and sleep on the bus/train and have an entire carry on bag filled with books to keep me occupied for the trip, but I found something very disturbing in the first paragraph Greyhound's Traveling by Bus page that has made me decide to never use Greyhound.

      No reservations are necessary when you travel with Greyhound. If you know the departure schedule, simply arrive at the terminal at least an hour before departure to purchase your ticket. Boarding generally begins 15 to 30 minutes before departure. Seating is on a first-come, first- served basis. Advance purchase tickets do not guarantee a seat.

      Now it would completely ruin my trip if I park at the bus station find out my bus is full and I have to wait until tomorrow to catch the next bus. I would drive back to my house, call the hotel and hope I don't have to pay for the first nights stay (which I won't be there for) and go to sleep in my own bed.

      But what if that happened at one of my connections?

      Maybe I'll get the whole way to Atlanta to find that my next bus is full and I have to either spend the night in the terminal or walk the streets of Atlanta at midnight with my luggage to find a hotel to stay at and hope tomorrows bus will have a seat for me.

      For now, I'm still flying...

    28. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by tweak13 · · Score: 1

      It's a false assumption that people will like us if we just edumacate them and give them jobs.

      How about if we just leave them the fuck alone? Would people be okay with that?

    29. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      Terror on planes is extremely rare.
      A cross-country ride on a Greyhound, on the other hand, is by definition always terror.

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    30. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's going to get to a point where it will be fun making terrorists out of the populace when their heavy handedness gets so far out of control I decide to take a few of them out before they stop me...

    31. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Considering the odds I would say fine by me. In the list of things likely to kill me they don't even factor in.

    32. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      People always forget this fact.

      For now, I am going Greyhound...

      If you're worried about getting molested, you probably shouldn't be riding Greyhound... Terrorism may be rare, but creepy Greyhound riders are not.

    33. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by Stone2065 · · Score: 1

      ...not if I'm driving my own vehicle... at least not YET (I hope)...

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    34. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by stdarg · · Score: 1

      No probably not. America is a scapegoat in Muslim countries and that wouldn't change just by "leaving them alone" (whatever that means).

      It's also pretty clear that they would continue hating us if we left them alone but our allies didn't.

      Pakistanis are very pissed that the US said it would back India for a permanent seat on the UN security council before the Kashmir issue is "resolved" (and it won't be "resolved" until Pakistan gets things exactly how they want, of course). You think if we stopped sending drone strikes across their borders suddenly they would love us and say "Yeah sure support India all you want?"

      Israel is another quite obvious one.

      Then you have stuff like... is it "leaving them alone" if we allow free speech that they consider blasphemous, like the Mohammed cartoons or the Burn The Koran Day thing? Or does "leaving them alone" mean we need to start policing ourselves to their standards? Or do you imagine that once we "leave them alone" they just won't care about little issues like that anymore?

      How about the huge number of radical Muslims already living in the West, mostly Europe -- Sweden, England, Denmark -- that are already drawing *local* opposition such as the Swiss minaret ban, the French headscarf ban, etc? Does "leaving them alone" mean we have to completely change local policies as well to suit them?

      Please elaborate. When you think about how intertwined the Muslim and Western worlds are these days, I think you'll agree that "leaving them alone" is a ridiculous suggestion, and in fact almost meaningless since it's impossible to completely separate us from them.

    35. Re:Terrorism is EXTREMELY RARE by haxney · · Score: 1

      And what do you suppose happens when the people we put in charge of public safety say "terrorism is extremely rare" to explain why they did nothing to stop an attack just like the ones that already happened.

      If we lived in a country of grown-ups? The TSA would say, "eh, shit happens," and everyone would go about their business, just like we do every day when a few people die somewhere in a car crash.

  35. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by iksbob · · Score: 1

    It's the holiday season, during which many people will be traveling. Since its creation, the TSA has been imposing ever more inconvenient, invasive and just plain stupid policies on travelers. Bringing those policies to light through bad publicity can browbeat the TSA into redacting them. Seems very straight forward to me.

  36. Can't be too careful... by Jar+Of+Flies · · Score: 1

    In my opinion the TSA didn't do enough. Remember what we found in that guys diaper last Christmas in Detroit? God knows they missed the syringe full of acid and matchbook in this girls diaper.

  37. Let's hear it for Profiling! by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    The defenders of profiling will arrive shortly to tell us how if we just focused on the "right people", we could avoid harassing little girls and little old ladies.

    Obviously she should be allowed to just go right on the plane without being checked since she's not Arabic. It's not like anyone's ever tried to smuggle a gun onto a plane in a kid's teddy bear befo... oh wait.

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    1. Re:Let's hear it for Profiling! by Jar+Of+Flies · · Score: 1

      The underwear bomber last year in Detroit wore 'Diaper-Like' underwear to conceal the syringe and matches. I dunno but I'm a little skeptical of all these babies wearing diapers that the TSA doesn't screen...

    2. Re:Let's hear it for Profiling! by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      And yet the old non-molesty method would find that. Put the teddy bear through the X-ray scanner.

    3. Re:Let's hear it for Profiling! by stdarg · · Score: 1

      You linked to a story that said a stranger gave a kid a teddy bear with a gun inside it.

      But nobody objected to the girl's teddy bear going through the x-ray machine.

      Do you even know what we're talking about here??

    4. Re:Let's hear it for Profiling! by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      No, he doesn't but I think the point is that gosh darn it he hates profiling!

    5. Re:Let's hear it for Profiling! by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Do you even know what we're talking about here??

      I'm talking about how by the time I pressed submit, the thread already had comments about how little girls shouldn't be subject to security. Take, for instance, http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1872490&cid=34257232 or say http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1872490&cid=34257726

      If some random stranger can give a kid a teddy bear with a gun, a terrorist could slip anything down the back of a bundled up .6666666667 kid.

      Do we need an all out groping to combat this? Probably not, in this case the agent could easily have located where on the kid the metal was using a handheld wand, then check that specific pocket or body part.

      As for objecting, the little girl was apparently objecting plenty before she even went through the metal detector.

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  38. Video link by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Tribune had the original video taken down, but the news report is still viewable here, with most of the actual footage:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNY_PTULO4

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    1. Re:Video link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What really suprises me, is what's mentioned at the end of video: appearantly you can ask to be *deselected* for 'random search', by just asking so... Now that sounds like effective security :)

    2. Re:Video link by KhabaLox · · Score: 1
      At the end of the video, the reporter suggests asking at the ticket counter if your kid has been randomly selected for extra screening. There is a code on the boarding pass if he/she was. Then he says, "Ask the ticket agent to be deselected."

      Way to let the terrorists win, Einstein.

      :P

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  39. Vid offline new link by santax · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yshc_ez6tg Footage from it... Lol I wonder where that copyright claim came from... It's fucking news, there is nothing to claim!

    1. Re:Vid offline new link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man that's one fat fuck.

    2. Re:Vid offline new link by contra_mundi · · Score: 1

      DCMA used for censorship?

      With no penalty for frivolous claims, there's nothing stopping it.

    3. Re:Vid offline new link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The comment that the TSA spokesperson made that they need to train their agents to make touching the kids genitals a game, so the kid doesn't object reminds me to the child molester episode of Different Strokes, where the friendly local bike shop owner was playing 'Posiden' with the kids in the bathtub.

      Do we really want our government teaching kids who to make it fun to have people grab their junk?

  40. The guy in charge of the TSA... by old_skul · · Score: 1

    ...is named Pistole. I'm not kidding.

    1. Re:The guy in charge of the TSA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Scramanga in James Bond?

  41. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so i'm supposed to drive to hawaii? jackass.

  42. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Stargoat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Drudge, actually. Fox picked it up from there.

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  43. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by mark72005 · · Score: 1

    There's nothing wrong with searching people getting on flights.

    There is something wrong with the gropings they are mandating.

  44. Hey Pumkin, Want to play hide and seek the bomb? by GarryFre · · Score: 1

    Honey, be sure not to say anything about the little bomby womby! Maybe TSA should start to get a grip on reasonableness instead of a grope on some poor child. One cannot eliminate all risk. I might get run over by some mad lunatic too, but that doesn't mean the police should pat down everyone before they get into a car. There is a line called ridiculousness which needs to be acknowledged. Teach a kid not to talk to strangers, and then expect them to not be frightened when some stranger pats them down. Or you have to explain to the kid that this is happening because the world is full of evil and not the bright, wonderful adventurous place they think it is and darken their world? There's got to be a better way!

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  45. Won't somebody by razvan784 · · Score: 1

    think of the children?...

    1. Re:Won't somebody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't somebody think of the children?...

      The TSA is always thinking of the children. What a dream job for a defrocked Catholic priest... he spends the morning shift looking at fuzzy low-resolution monochrome pictures of naked kids, and the evening shift getting his hands on the real thing.

      TSA GOONS: You really think this guy is the only one? As civilians, we can't stop predators from getting jobs at TSA where they'll be free to assault kids all day long, but you - as a TSA worker - can. We're not worried about the 99% of you who hate the freedom-fondling part of the job as much as we do. We just want you to ask yourselves this: how well do you know your co-workers?

  46. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They may have hung themselves with their new backscatter stuff and intrusive pat-downs -- I think all this extra coverage is indicative of people outside of Slashdot-types finally realizing that TSA is out of control and helping no-one.

  47. children books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i am from europe, but i start to love america

    here we have books where our "hero" shouts "you can take my life, but not my freedom"
    in america you guys must have books showing a terrorist and suggesting that you forfeit all your freedom to keep your life.

    lets just asume that 9-11 had about 3 terrorrists on board of every plane.
    the terrorrist lost 12 people in 1 attack.

    america lost a whole lot of lifes in 1 attack (sorry cant be bothered to look up how many)

    almost every american still alive lost a whole lot of freedom in 1 attack.

    yeah, make sure to not let the terrorrists win, right?

  48. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This stupid shit is happening because nobody said anything when the last stupid shit happened.

  49. What do we expect? by orphiuchus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unless we make TSA Security a 6 figure career we are not going to have good decisions and professionalism out of these people. They are mostly high-school graduates with a few weeks of training. The kind of people we can trust not to pat down every hot chick, or hold up every rude businessman, or occasionally do something moronic like this story reports, simply do not work in this sort of pay. Either we need actual doctors and nurses assigned to the pat downs, or we need to give up this little bit of safety for the sake of privacy.

    1. Re:What do we expect? by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      Unless we make TSA Security a 6 figure career we are not going to have good decisions and professionalism out of these people.

      So you're advocating molestation as a form of extortion? Fuck you.

    2. Re:What do we expect? by N!k0N · · Score: 1

      I vote :

      > privacy
      < security

      ...especially in the case of LITTLE CHILDREN. Seriously -- this is one case where "think of the children" is a completely valid argument (as opposed to video games being the cause of all problems -- that's poor parenting, so bugger off). EVERY PARENT tells their children to be wary of strangers (not to mention the touchy-feely kind); but now all of a sudden it's perfectly all right for a guy in a uniform to feel up a kid?

      So this is gonna be our generation's legacy... move over Vietnam, you're _nowhere_ near as fucked up as this.

      Furthermore, the parents should have made a whole lot more of a fuss whilst this was going on...

    3. Re:What do we expect? by silverglade00 · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously saying that rich, educated people never molest anyone, especially doctors? Where do you live? I want to move there! This article is talking about the United States. This country was founded on the idea that everyone was created equally stupid, dammit!

    4. Re:What do we expect? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Unless we make TSA Security a 6 figure career we are not going to have good decisions and professionalism out of these people.

      Many of the problematic policies (such as enhanced pat-downs) have been adopted by administrators with 6-figure salaries, and the embarrassment they produce is, rather overtly, intended as a means of convincing people to choose the high-resolution body scans instead of pat downs.

    5. Re:What do we expect? by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Furthermore, the parents should have made a whole lot more of a fuss whilst this was going on..."

      The fear of (possibly) detention and (almost certainly) not getting on their flight is enough to keep a lot of people sheepish in a situation like this. Standing up to uniformed authority figures is something most Americans are raised not to do.

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    6. Re:What do we expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not entirely true; quite a few are ex- us military...as USN I was told that if I applied after leaving service honorably I would have a job...

    7. Re:What do we expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "The kind of people we can trust not to pat down every hot chick"

      Funny you should say that, take a read of this
      http://barbaradiamond.blogspot.com/2010/11/how-to-beat-tsa-screeningi-did-it-today.html

      "How to beat the TSA screening...I did it today.

      Really simple. Stand in line behind the hottest women you can find...they will always get pulled and you get to move to the metal detector. I did this yesterday at PVD. Saw two gorgeous 20yr olds, so I moved into there line.

      Both of them were complaining to each other that they thought it was strange they always have to go thru them - and like clockwork they got pulled - had to strip down to their tshirts...and went in the machine...since that was busy they directed me without a thought to the metal detectors."

  50. Effective Protest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We were discussing this issue last night. I think the most effective form of protest would be for everyone being fondled to fake orgasms... loudly. So long as the main populace considers this an uncomfortable search, they'll grumble and put up with it. As soon as even a small fraction of the populace has to explain to their kids why the guy in front of them is screaming, "yes, yes, stroke it big boy!" to the security guy touching him, politicians will be under enormous pressure to fix the TSA problems or fail to re-elected.

  51. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by i.r.id10t · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And there is something wrong with the whole security theatre to begin with...

    http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/744199---israelification-high-security-little-bother

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  52. ridiculous by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Can we select which airport employee pats us down? I mean, it's annoying if it's some burly TSA guy, but I could probably handle a Singapore Airlines stewardess handing my search...

    1. Re:ridiculous by jarlsberg71 · · Score: 1

      They're called Flight Attendants you insensitive clod!

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    2. Re:ridiculous by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Yeah but with stewardess I can emphasize that I'm talking about a female.

    3. Re:ridiculous by Ares · · Score: 1

      but I could probably handle a Singapore Airlines stewardess handing my search...

      but I could probably handle a Singapore Airlines stewardess searching my handle...

      ftfy

  53. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

    Tell me, exactly what does the US government have to do to its citizens for it to be newsworthy?

    Be Honest.

  54. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    So the molestation of a 3 year old is not a big deal to you?

  55. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bullshit.

    You really think that the airlines -like- these? No, the airline's rights to be exempt from TSA screenings are being violated first off. This of course makes any free-market alternatives to the TSA unavailable.

    Governments are not like private enterprise, in an age of fiat currency, we can't exactly 'bankrupt' the TSA like consumers can run a business into the ground by not choosing to use them. In no way does a decision not to fly hurt the TSA and send a statement to them, it does, however screw the airlines out of more business even though the TSA scans and the like weren't authorized by them. If no one flies, the TSA agents still get paid, they still get a chunk of the budget, cutting costs doesn't happen as easily as simply printing more worthless paper notes for the government.

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  56. Americans are odd. by FatSean · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Trillion dollar wars that kill tens of thousands are OK when our government tells us they are protecting us from terrorist attacks. But a screening and/or pat down is going too far!

    Seems like the same people complaining the loudest today were bashing me for being against the TSA back when it was first created.

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    1. Re:Americans are odd. by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Trillion dollar wars that kill tens of thousands are OK when our government tells us they are protecting us from terrorist attacks.

      Actually, current polls suggest that they aren't ok with the public. That doesn't mean they'll end, though, because there's now bipartisan consensus that the wars continue, popular support or no popular support. At this rate, I think some college kids will have to get shot by the National Guard in order for the wars to actually end.

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    2. Re:Americans are odd. by FatSean · · Score: 1

      Yeah...seems like the further we get from the freak-outs in 2001 the more people are looking and deciding that the actions taken might not have been the best...

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    3. Re:Americans are odd. by daemonenwind · · Score: 1

      At least the Bush administration only tortured 3 self-declared adult enemies.

      Miss him yet?

    4. Re:Americans are odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't the Bush administration, or the Obama administration. It's the TSA. So quit trying to stir up (even more) partisan bullshit, we have quite enough already, thanks.

    5. Re:Americans are odd. by sakshale · · Score: 1

      All they need to do is bring back the draft. Then it is no longer someone else's kid, who volunteered, but "my" kid. It is no longer the kid down the street, but ME, who is going overseas to die. I suspect that will change the dynamics a wee bit.

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    6. Re:Americans are odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the TSA is part of Homeland Security which reports to......the president.

      Yeah, Homeland Security is a cabinet post dipshit. Just like the way the IRS rolls up.

      It was created by Bush as part of the Bush Admin, and is now part of the Obama Admin.

    7. Re:Americans are odd. by Vyse+of+Arcadia · · Score: 1

      I am reminded of this obligatory xkcd.

      It really bugs me when people lacking foresight bash those who have it. And then, years later...

  57. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wait big deal that the government is paying people to molest little children? Oh wait they are government so it is ok as long as they are not in a van. I can't wait until people start demanding that anyone caught watching this is watching kiddie porn, the logical gymnastics to justify the search but not people watching it will be amazing.

  58. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Informative

    The bit about being threatened with lawsuits was in reference to a recent case in San Diego where a passenger made the choice to leave the airport rather than consent to the search and was threatened with a lawsuit for doing so.

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  59. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    so i'm supposed to drive to hawaii? jackass.

    No, you are supposed to swim, of course.

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  60. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by eleuthero · · Score: 4, Informative

    Unpleasant... yes, effective? No. I was recently made aware of someone taking a hunting knife (not a $20 swiss army, but an actual knife) through security with the help of steel-toed boots. They were stopped on their return trip and thought the jig was up only to be told they couldn't take aerosol deodorant through the checkpoint. Both checks failed to catch the knife.

    In related news, another friend, working for the coast guard, routinely made it through security (as part of his job to infiltrate and notify the chief of security inside the line) with explosives, guns, etc.

    As near as I can figure, the entire point of airport security is to catch idiots and pacify the masses through some sort of fear / control response.

  61. This is stupid by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Look, it's obvious to feel that patting down children is a stupid idea, but what isn't a stupid idea is using a child to carry dangerous things onto a plane. Anyone intent on bringing down a plane is not going to care if a child dies in the process.

    In the end, you either check all possible vehicles for carrying dangerous things or your start making exceptions. (You know, exceptions like bringing formula or juice for a child in excess of the allowed volume of liquid or allowing gas cylinders in luggage when it is in the same bag as a gas powered curling iron.)

    Yeah, I was a TSA screener and I know how they work and how they are supposed to think. It's a lot of stupidity, but I cannot disagree with patting down a 3 year old. If the news story was about a 3 year old found carrying a weapon, would we then start jumping on the TSA for even checking or would we jump on the parents of the child? Seriously. Think of the alternatives before getting angry or indignant.

    1. Re:This is stupid by Tridus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, but it's the whole process that's flawed. Terrorists get by TSA all the time. Weapons get by TSA all the time. Sometimes they're even there by accident (someone forgot a hunting knife in the bag). But TSA's thugs are focused on molesting people and trying to find bottles of water.

      The entire system TSA uses is fatally flawed at the core, and has to be rebuilt entirely. What we have now is very expensive theatre (and sexual assault), not actual security.

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    2. Re:This is stupid by erroneus · · Score: 1

      It's easy to say it's a flawed system. What isn't easy is to create a system that isn't flawed. So if you don't have a suggestion for a better one, I would stop stating the obvious. They aren't focused on liquids and shoes. They are looking for ALL threats.

      I'm not saying the system isn't flawed. It is. In truth, we just need to check for the obvious things and hope for the best because new threats are just an imagination away.

    3. Re:This is stupid by arose · · Score: 1

      But TSA's thugs are focused on molesting people and trying to find bottles of water.

      The TSA agents are following the policies handed down to them. This is a systematic failure, not agents being thugs.

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    4. Re:This is stupid by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      Why not let the airport administration and/or airlines worry about it? The airlines clearly have an interest in not losing planes to terrorists, even if they don't care for customers.

      This is America, the country where "Free Market" is the most sacred thing. However, in this matter the government intervention is the most intrusive in the world. No to universal healthcare, yes to airport searches. Why?

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    5. Re:This is stupid by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but people have to decide if they will comply with policies. Blindly complying with what someone else tells you to do doesn't release you from all responsibility. People can quit if something isn't right.

    6. Re:This is stupid by arose · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Back in the real world most people don't have the luxury of quiting over any change they disagree with and idealistic grandstanding that they somehow should anyway will not solve the problem.

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    7. Re:This is stupid by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's easy to say it's a flawed system. What isn't easy is to create a system that isn't flawed.

      It seems to be impossible to create a system that isn't flawed. But the obvious question then is - why even bother having the existing system in place, with all its major inconveniences, when it doesn't really buy us anything?

    8. Re:This is stupid by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      This has been pointed out by others in the post, but I'll say it here. Talk to the Israelis. While one (small) piece of their security system includes profiling, they don't make assumptions and have an excellent safety record over several decades.

    9. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my orders are illegal, I am still at fault for following them. Stop protecting people who are using the "I am only doing what i am told so i don't have to think or be responsible". You are responsible for what *you do* no matter who told you to do it. These are not fucking kids at kindergarten.

    10. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you do. I have heard the same logic applied to the suicide boomers. "its not like they have a choice". You always have a choice, you just choose $10 per hour over freedom. Why not just be a hooker or a thief.

      Refusing to grope people is not idealistic grandstanding. Its standing up for others rights.

    11. Re:This is stupid by haxney · · Score: 1

      It's easy to say it's a flawed system. What isn't easy is to create a system that isn't flawed.

      How about we use the same system that we use for our commuter trains, i.e. nothing? Maybe a few bomb-sniffing dogs wandering around and a metal detector (or a non-functional metal-detector-looking box, for some theater)? How many more people would die from terrorist attacks? Probably fewer than die every day in car crashes. Terrorism just isn't a big deal.

  62. The sad thing is... by gh0st1nth3mach1n3 · · Score: 1

    As TSA procedures become more and more involved and outrage (whether justified or not) becomes the norm, it's only a matter of time before any potential mass-murdering maniacs decide that the best target is the huge crowd that has built up *before* the screening process.

    1. Re:The sad thing is... by RKThoadan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Smart countries with better reasons to fear terrorists than us have already thought about that:

      http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/744199---israelification-high-security-little-bother

      (yes, it's been posted by others here as well, but it's worth a read.)

    2. Re:The sad thing is... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Shhhh... don't give the crazies any ideas. The measures and counter-measures are bad enough already.

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  63. My Aunt makes a good point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, the other night I was speaking with some people regarding this issue, and my aunt raises a good point here:

    Women have nothing to hide, so why are they complaining; I mean we can all see the size and for the most part, shape of their boobs. Not to mention that common clothes are barely covering up the slightest bit of obesity, and there is nothing dangling between their legs.
    Men on the other hand: we have our weiner... given the amount of personal enhancement drugs out there, i would venture to say the majority of men are uncomfortable with their... situation...
    That being the case, Grow a set, and walk through the scanner...

  64. Control your kid by hymie! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If nobody else will say it, then I will.

    Control your kid. Then she'll go through the metal detector, get her teddy bear back, and this non-story is over.

    1. Re:Control your kid by SleazyRidr · · Score: 0, Troll

      You think this is all about a parent not controlling their kid? So next time I see kids running rampant in the mall I should feel free to have a grope? Why can't you sheep all just find a field somewhere and stop ruining it for the rest of us?

    2. Re:Control your kid by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      But when I groped the kid in the mall it wouldn't be sexual either. I'd just be concerned that the kid was hiding a bomb so she could blow up the mall.

      Even if we completely drop the sexual aspect of this discussion; other countries have been dealing with terrorist attacks for a very long time, and the US and the TSA have been the first to decide that terrorizing little girls like this is the appropriate response.

    3. Re:Control your kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And how do you propose that a parent should "control their kids"? Drug them? Put a leash and gag on them? I suppose you do not have children yourself because if you did, you would realize that children are not puppets or dolls, but actual living, breathing human beings with their own unique personalities, whims, and desires. Much like yourself, without, perhaps, as much of an ability for higher level though processing to understand that their teddy bear is being scanned and will be returned in a matter of minutes rather than going into the pit of hell to be incinerated and never seen again.

    4. Re:Control your kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "I suppose you think changing a little girls diaper and having to clear her vagina afterwords is molestation as well? "

      That analogy is so completely fucked up, I can hardly believe it. Do you understand the difference (to a child) between her parents (whom they know and trust instinctively, and whom they are comfortable being touched by) and a total stranger (whom they just as instinctively mistrust)?

      "Learn the difference" yourself, you psychotic fuck.

    5. Re:Control your kid by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never had kids, or even thought about it. You don't control their behavior -- you can't. You can exert physical control over their bodies for a few years, and that's about it. You teach them appropriate behavior, and they learn by exhibiting *all sorts* of behavior until they find the one that works, and new circumstances create new pressures. If you're damn good and/or lucky, they'll learn to handle most situations in a socially appropriate way by the time they're 5 or 6, though you'll still have outbursts up to age 10 or so, though some people never learn. Pretending that everything can be solved by "controlling your kid" is the dumbest comment over 3 I've read all day, and is -- perhaps not coincidentally -- the exact same disgusting attitude exhibited by the TSA about passengers in general. "Control them!"

    6. Re:Control your kid by nblender · · Score: 1

      You clearly have not tried to have a logical discussion with a 3 year old. You can not, absolutely not, explain why her teddy bear is disappearing into a strange machine and that it'll be the same when it gets out the other side...

    7. Re:Control your kid by cc_pirate · · Score: 1

      Spoken like someone who doesn't have a child and has no clue.

      Congrats on your ignorance. Hopefully one day you will have a child a realize how imbecilic you sound.

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    8. Re:Control your kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Cos it's just that easy.

      Idiot.

    9. Re:Control your kid by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Your kid has been told many times that if a stranger tries to touch them in their bathing suit area, that it's a "bad touch" and they should yell and scream for help. A stranger comes up and tries to touch them in their bathing suit area. What do you think their reaction will be?

    10. Re:Control your kid by hymie! · · Score: 1

      I'm enjoying reading all of the comments and stand behind mine.

      "Okay, sweetie, before we can go to the airplane, I need you to give me your shoes, your jacket, and Teddy. Then you're going to walk through the special gate, and I'll give Teddy right back to you as soon as the policemen are done playing with him."

      If you're telling me that your relationship with your kid is such that you can't manage a conversation similar to this one, then I don't think I'm the idiot here. Be a parent.

  65. TSA did have stickers by Enry · · Score: 1

    At least when my daughter flew out of Machester, NH last year, she got a TSA 'badge' (which coincidentally looks like a real police badge - remember that TSA are not law enforcement).

    The only big trip we have upcoming is Disney next year and I find it unlikely we'll be going anywhere else by plane soon. Unfortunately, taking Amtrak down from Boston will be about as expensive as staying down there for a week. Which makes getting there half the fun^W price.

  66. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the pat-down is now an "enhanced" pat-down.

    The worst part is when the TSA goon sniffs his fingers after fondling people's genitals.
    They must be sniffing for explosive residue.

  67. Profiling don't work here. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    The cost would be immense and if you think your privacy is being violated by a scanner...hoooo doggy!

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    1. Re:Profiling don't work here. by Professr3 · · Score: 1

      It's not a matter of thought, it's a matter of fact. These scanners ARE a violation of your privacy, by the word of our very own Constitution.

      I'm still more worried about the backscatter x-rays than privacy, though - yes, it's less radiation than you get during your flight, but it's all concentrated on the top layer of your skin cells instead of passing through your body like normal. That, and the fact that TSA agents are saving and distributing the naked pictures, are the reasons I won't go through the scanner.

    2. Re:Profiling don't work here. by atrain728 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see an article about the TSA saving images. I've seen that the US Marshalls saved them, but those are two very different organizations.

  68. Why is this a story? by RoyalTee · · Score: 0, Troll

    These TSA guys are simply doing their jobs. There's no reason to be upset at them. As for patting down a child, as wrong as it may seem, it has to me done. There's plenty of sick people who would use children to hide things. The TSA are in the right here, not a real story at all.

    1. Re:Why is this a story? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Yup your typical white American mom and dad with their 3 year old daughter definitely has a history in the last 2 decades of hijacking planes and generally engaging in terrorism. Thank GOD we don't profile or we might have missed this horrible threat.

    2. Re:Why is this a story? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      As for patting down a child, as wrong as it may seem, it has to me done. There's plenty of sick people who would use children to hide things.

      There are plenty of sick people that would use their butt to hide things, you know? Next time they'll bend you over in the airport to check for that, bear in mind that it has to be done. Be safe, citizen - cooperate!

    3. Re:Why is this a story? by artao · · Score: 1

      "These TSA guys are simply doing their jobs." .... that excuse has been used repeatedly for some of the most horrific crimes ever committed by humanity. And it always starts innocuous enough. Pat downs->X-rays->Cavity Search->Profiling->Pre-Emptive Detention->Death Squads ... think it won't happen? so did 30's germany, or stalin's russia, or mao's china ... even in the U.S., the country of ultimate freedom, legitimate Japanese Americans were interred in camps without trial or legitimate suspicion during WWII ... but HEY! It's OK because it's "for our own good" ..

  69. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by tophermeyer · · Score: 0, Troll

    How you get there is your problem. If you want to get on a commercial flight in the US to get to Hawaii then current laws compel you to submit to a security screening.

    The are other methods of getting to Hawaii. If they happen to be unattractive or impractical that is unfortunate, but is ultimately your problem.

    You have no inherent inalienable right to board somebody else's airplane.

  70. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by couchslug · · Score: 0, Troll

    Screaming brats don't take any special triggers to scream. Must be a slow news day.

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  71. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Shadis · · Score: 1

    Yeah if only there were some large ocean going vessels that could get you across those oceans...what a world it would be...

  72. Terrorist anchor babies by fermion · · Score: 4, Funny
    Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) has stated on multiple occasions that illegal aliens come to the US to have babies which they then raise to be terrorists, or use as human bombs that will pass security checks simply because the baby has a US papers, even though the parents are from terrorist countries, for instance, to choose a random country that is so dangerous that US citizens are prevented travel, Cuba. Recall that n the later part of 1962 Cuba tried to nuke the US out of existence. While we might suspect a Cuban adult, and do a virtual strip search, who would suspect that a Cuban baby was filled with plastique. Clearly, we must search babies, because, as was said in congress, if given a choice people would chose a thoroughly screened plane than an completely unscreened plane.

    And if we think this anchor baby threat is to be taken lightly, realize that we have at least on anchor baby in congress. This anchor baby has access to the top leaders of the US and all our security plans. In one step, he could give Cuba, who is still under the same government that wanted to kill every man, woman and child in US, the means and opportunity to kill every man, woman, and child in the US.

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    1. Re:Terrorist anchor babies by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Judging by his other obsession -- denying human rights for gays -- he's probably raising a terror baby as we speak.

    2. Re:Terrorist anchor babies by sdguero · · Score: 1

      How did parent make it to +4 insightful? I can't even tell if he is joking or not.

      The USSR placed nukes in Cuba (their ally at the time) that could strike most of the continental USA. This was after (and largely in response too) US missile capability was upgraded in Western Europe to do essentially the same thing. The only reason it even became a "crisis" was because the US government found out about the nukes in Cuba and started threatening to bomb them. The stakes gradually rose from there until it was at the point of a nuclear showdown when cooler heads finally prevailed. That has NOTHING to do with modern day terrorists. And modern day Cuba also has NOTHING to do with terrorism. It is a communist state, under new leadership as of two years ago, that is trying to rise out of poverty and embrace some capitalistic ideals. I don't think there are any people in Cuba that want to kill every man woman and child in the USA. Especially since it would mean killing millions of Cubans.

  73. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tridus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're right. The whole thing is security theatre at its finest. That's been true for years. Does anybody really think that an old ladies sewing needles are a threat to the airplane?

    The problem now is that TSA has gone from annoyance theatre to dangerous and vile theatre. Keep it up much longer and they'll bring down the airline industry as a whole, because do you seriously think I'll ever fly to the US again while this bullshit is going on?

    A lot of other countries are happy to take my tourism dollars without molesting me for the privilege.

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  74. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Spad · · Score: 1

    Duh. It's known as Security Theatre for a reason.

  75. my cynical response: hire pedos by steak · · Score: 1

    I mean they know how to touch children and convince them to say nothing.

    seriously though why don't they employ the oh so effective method of profiling. There is a reason the fbi uses "profilers" to help with investigations. even if it is only a 18-35 year old males profile, that would cover most of the terrorists. a 40 year old woman with 2.6666666667 children in tow is probably not going to blow up a plane, while a 22 year old man with a one way ticket, paid in cash, deserves a second glance at the very least.

    1. Re:my cynical response: hire pedos by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      seriously though why don't they employ the oh so effective method of profiling. There is a reason the fbi uses "profilers" to help with investigations. even if it is only a 18-35 year old males profile, that would cover most of the terrorists. a 40 year old woman with 2.6666666667 children in tow is probably not going to blow up a plane, while a 22 year old man with a one way ticket, paid in cash, deserves a second glance at the very least.

      That's not what FBI "Profilers" do. If it were, it would be just as moronic and useless as racial profiling. The FBI and other TLAs use Behavior profilers, which is a very real skill which requires very real training, which might actually be effective (although I wonder at this point... who on the security lines would NOT be uneasy in light of all this shit...), and certainly cannot be had for $10/hr.

      Giving sociopathic police-academy washout monkeys a checklist and telling them that they get to grab jiggly bits as a perk, on the other hand, can.

  76. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >>>This is the classic example of an [unconstitutional act by the U.S.] and it's time for the politicians to do their jobs, [obey their oath], and [stop shredding the Bill of Rights].
    >>>

    Fixed that for you.

    Especially amendments 4, 9, and 10. We the people should try to make the US more like the EU - most of the power remains reserved to the Member States while the central government's powers are few and limited.

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  77. The deal is new policies by the TSA... by DragonWriter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A while back TSA prepared to introduce high-resolution, clothes-penetrating body scanners as part of their standard procedures. There was then a flood of (accurate) stories portraying it as a "virtual strip search", which produced political pushback against the scanners and TSA made them optional, with the alternative of a pat-down search. By making the scanners an option, with a moderately intrusive but reasonably innocuous alternative, the pushback was effectively neutralized.

    Recently, in an effort to get people to submit to the scanners, TSA has (and they've been fairly open that this is what they are doing) changed the pat-down procedure to make it more embarrassing with the hope that this will get more people to submit to the imaging scanners instead.

    The recent flood of stories is the pushback that that change has produced.

    1. Re:The deal is new policies by the TSA... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is a common negotiating tactic known as anchoring. If you want $10, you ask for $20, and then "reluctantly" accept $10. It's used mainly by children on their parents who want to a larger allowance or to stay up later.

    2. Re:The deal is new policies by the TSA... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      They were also implying that the lesser resolution millimeter-wave scanner would be the norm, now it seems they are not being used at all.

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    3. Re:The deal is new policies by the TSA... by wangerx · · Score: 1
      Normally the migration from optional to required is much more gradual, methodic and covert; more like behavioral modification. We all knew that when the stories of these first came out and they were sold as optional, but you knew the plan. I am just amazed at the speed and blatant progression.

      Here is a solution I have not heard yet: quid pro quo. A passenger (victim) should be able to choose their TSA pat-down agent (assailant) and the passenger should be able to pat-down the TSA agent to the same extent. I am sure the agent selection would be just as random as the TSA passenger selection, with absolutely no profiling.

  78. I never have problems with TSA anymore by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I simply wear a kilt and go commando.

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    1. Re:I never have problems with TSA anymore by MortimerGraves · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have this mental image of the look on a TSA employee's face as they see the be-kilted bandsman approaching and realize that the rest of the pipe band is waiting in the line.

      "Och nae laddie, nothing's worn under the kilt... we're all traditionalists!" :)

    2. Re:I never have problems with TSA anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say show with some massage oil and ask for a good pat down with a "happy ending".

    3. Re:I never have problems with TSA anymore by PW2 · · Score: 1

      be sure they get a fresh pair of gloves

    4. Re:I never have problems with TSA anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't you need to remove the kilt pin and buckles to go through the scanner? Oh...oh god.

    5. Re:I never have problems with TSA anymore by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      I hope you don't have herpes.

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    6. Re:I never have problems with TSA anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow.

      This is actually a really great idea. I'm going to have to do this, preferably with the full formal getup to go with it, so I can claim to be respectably dressed.

    7. Re:I never have problems with TSA anymore by Volguus+Zildrohar · · Score: 1

      ...I hope he does.

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    8. Re:I never have problems with TSA anymore by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah, it's the True Scotsman Phallacy.

    9. Re:I never have problems with TSA anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true Scotsman!

    10. Re:I never have problems with TSA anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is genius!

    11. Re:I never have problems with TSA anymore by wwphx · · Score: 1

      That is a FANTASTIC idea! And I'm sure my wife would also appreciate it.

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  79. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a big deal for me. Heck, it's the only reason I fly!

  80. Typical idiot media response by C_Kode · · Score: 0, Troll

    I, for one, feel much safer knowing the TSA is protecting us from impressionable minds warped by too much Dora the Explorer.

    That is a typical idiot media response. Like what happen or not, save the idiotic hyperbole for yourself in the mirror.

  81. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Whyte+Panther · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not sure how I'd handle a pat-down from a Marlon Brando lookalike.

  82. Hip thrust during the search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Everyone should start hip thrusting while being fondled by the TSA agents (men, women, children, teddy bears, etc.). Ask for more, beg for it. Don't stop, I need it! Ooohhhh yyyeeeaaahhh! Was it as good for you as it was for me???

     

  83. Really, is it that much to ask? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, feel much safer knowing the TSA is protecting us from impressionable minds warped by too much Dora the Explorer.

    ...or parents who are zealous enough to sneak explosives or weapons onboard by strapping them to a baby. You don't think it can happen? That it will happen?

    Lewis Black said it best just last night. To paraphrase:

    We're so afraid of terrorist attacks that to prevent it from happening again we are willing to start preemptive wars with countries that have shown us no provocation, killing hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians in collateral damage, but we are not willing to consent to a simple pat-down?

    1. Re:Really, is it that much to ask? by Elbart · · Score: 1

      You just understood it the wrong way.

  84. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The 'enhanced' search also takes a lot longer than a quick scan, and can only work if the majority consent to the latter. If you're flying this time next week, take the opportunity to protest by joining the mass refusal of scanning.

  85. You HAVE to let them know. Here's how. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.ustravel.org/about-us-travel/contact-us
    http://www.tsa.gov/contact/index.shtm

    Write politely and literately. Don't rant, and explain your position as briefly as you can. But let them know that you are no longer travelling by air as long as this security theatre is in place.

    You can also write to your representatives with the same message, but I cannot give you that contact info.

    (I know I'm an AC, but I hope someone mods this up, and people take the advice to heart)

  86. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Spad · · Score: 4, Informative

    It seems to have been bought in at the same time as the new scanners came online. I think the biggest objection to it seems to be the way it's done more than anything else - the TSA officials aren't warning people about what they're doing, taking a presumption of guilt if you question any part of the process, haven't made it clear at any point what's changed (or the apparent $10,000 fine for decided you neither want to be x-rayed or felt up) and generally acting like power-drunk dicks.

    Another interesting POV here: http://www.pennandteller.com/03/coolstuff/penniphile/roadpennfederalvip.html

  87. terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons.

    this is a definition i found of terrorism.

    now the only thing i am missing to make whatever the TSA does terrorism is making it unlawfull.

    they put a full body scanner in place, they change the patting rules, for no special reason other then that they can.
    they make it feel very bad (inducing fear, intimidation) so that people take the leser evil instead of not wanting to take any evil at all.
    and it sure seems to be for political reasons.

    man, i really cant wait till they make flying planes into building legal so that 9/11 wasn't an act of terrorism but and act of protecting people from terrorism.

  88. Where are my mod points when I need them? ;) by PaulBu · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up!

    Paul B.

  89. Maybe blame the haters? by Applekid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With all the TSA stuff in the press, I'd been thinking. Anyone sufficiently security minded should know that there's no such thing as perfect security. Maybe if all they ever did was transport dead people then you would know they wouldn't cause trouble. Even if you're not a pro, anyone could derive the law of diminishing returns from security theater.

    But pre-9/11, shit happens on planes. Hijackings, bombs, whatever. They were pretty rare but they happened. But WHEN they happened, nobody pointed a finger at the president and said that he dropped the ball. Nobody cried about someone "not connecting the dots" and "intelligence failures" and all that stuff. It was just something tragic, pointless, but essentially a fluke of living in the modern world with the crazies.

    But 9/11? People were chomping at the bits to blame Bush for SOMETHING, ANYTHING. And why not? A tight race that ended essentially via court order and Al Gore's withdrawing (read, not perusing additional legal action). Bush seemed to be setting the stage to frame his presidency as the The Vacationing President. Yeah, 9/11 was an act of terror with the goal of global effects, but even if it was just another random bomb the freshly brewed vitriol unlike anything I've seen before in my lifetime (Reagan and those after) would have had similar effects.

    The upshot is that now random violent acts of terror now need to be defensible by politicians. It didn't happen because "shit happens," it happens because "Government Official Soandso screwed up." Protecting lives is secondary to protecting against SCANDAL. It's so politically important to make sure no random accidents or malicious acts of violence occur on their watch that politicians just can't afford to have anything happen on their watch.

    As much as I hate to think this way, we really do need to have a random act of terror happen involving a plane and loss of life to show that these crazy TSA regulations are really just theater. That a dedicated individual, or group of individuals, can do what they feel they need to do and cannot be stopped just because we're afraid, and that, in the end, if it's your time, it's your time.

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    1. Re:Maybe blame the haters? by CyberKnet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You seriously think that a random act of terror will make the security measures show for the security theater they are? Please. Any self-respecting politician will merely point out the security measures are just *inadequate*, and now you will have to strip prior to getting to the air line check in gate, and wait in the security line naked... or some other atrocious invasion of privacy that seems too laughable to mention now but in a short time will be "the next logical step".

      I no longer fly, and it's not for fear of terrorism. The cost of flying has gotten too high, even if the financial burden has never been lower.

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    2. Re:Maybe blame the haters? by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      But 9/11? People were chomping at the bits to blame Bush for SOMETHING, ANYTHING.

      What world are you from? After 9/11, Bush had approval ratings about 3x bigger than when he left office. Nobody blamed him for anything until he invaded Iraq.

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    3. Re:Maybe blame the haters? by arnott · · Score: 0

      haters ? how about doing your job and not ignoring memos ?

    4. Re:Maybe blame the haters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone likes a scandal. But seriously the people that pulled 9/11 were repeatably reported, it happened anyway. That is was should be fixed instead of producing airline passengers gone wild TSA edition.

    5. Re:Maybe blame the haters? by Jtheletter · · Score: 1

      Do you know why people blamed Bush for not connecting the dots on 9/11? Because he HAD A REPORT ON HIS DESK THAT SAID TERRORISTS WERE GOING TO CRASH PLANES INTO BUILDINGS and he IGNORED it. That's why people blamed him and his administration for not connecting the dots. Because they fucking didn't.

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    6. Re:Maybe blame the haters? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      The hysteria didn't come from the American people.

      For the first time, the powers that be had to worry about their own skin. One plane was aimed at the Pentagon. Flight 93 was going to some other target in DC. Leadership was being protected with plans pulled out of the nightmare vaults from the Cold War.

      The American people are not the cowards here.

    7. Re:Maybe blame the haters? by exomondo · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate to think this way, we really do need to have a random act of terror happen involving a plane and loss of life to show that these crazy TSA regulations are really just theater.

      Look at how well terrorism has worked so far, the people that allowed it to work so well would just use that as justification for even more invasive security measures - full mandatory cavity searches? - and the public will take it just as they have taken the current invasive searches. 9/11 proved that terrorism works and that the full impact of that one act still hasn't been felt almost a decade later, they are still pushing more invasive security measures because of that one event. America needs to stand up to terrorism, at the moment terrorism is walking all over America.

    8. Re:Maybe blame the haters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fear that all this will do is cause the TSA to piss and moan that they don't have enough funding to stop the problems, and the government to throw more money at them to fix it.

    9. Re:Maybe blame the haters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, the minute that 9/11 happened they lost hijacking as a viable tool. Nobody will believe it if they say they're just "taking a few hostages until their demands are met" (except for maybe a few brain-dead members of congress and other government employees). Several post 9/11 incidents proved this adequately. All of the TSA crap is just reactionary responses to a problem that is now past.

    10. Re:Maybe blame the haters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was ignored because the warnings came from a delegate of israli intelligence agents who flew here a few days previous to hand the warning to our top officials and they were discounted as being paranoid rantings from a bunch of radicals.

      As it turned out, Israeli intelligence had a clue and they genuinely love(d) America and wanted to prevent the ongoing nightmare. They understand security and do it right, and are not terrified of being labeled "politically incorrect" - and their security works, without subjecting passengers to sexual assault or taking pornographic photographs.

      I mourn for the loss of The united States of America as we once knew it. :-(

    11. Re:Maybe blame the haters? by Cowmonaut · · Score: 1

      Seconded, the problems with Bush didn't "start" until they invaded Iraq. Immediately after 9/11 I even liked the guy. When he went to ground zero that same day and was basically doing everything off the cuff and without handlers I thought he was a better president than at any other time he was in office. Of course, his memoirs seem to suggest he misses the perks of the office (understandable) but doesn't even grasp what he did wrong so I don't think he's a great president now. But for a brief point of time I thought he was a good guy.

  90. umm by dlt074 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    no. however, i would call for some bomb sniffing dogs to be on patrol at the airports sniffing for explosives. there are better ways to catch bad guys with out resorting to unconstitutional means. as for anyone taking over a plane these days... and keeping it long enough to hit your target? good luck with that.

    it's time to get rid of the TSA, too much bad and no good.

  91. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bend over some more you stupid fascist.

  92. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by ArhcAngel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is the classic example of a bureaucracy run amok and it's time for the politicians to do their jobs and regain control over it.

    Bureaucracy run amok is the very definition of a politician. What we need is a government for the people by the people and we haven't had that in a couple of generations...or we have and the people are very dumb.

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  93. It's the Freedom Fondle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm so glad I live in Canada.

  94. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Round-up natural-born citizens and put them in concentration camps?
    Nope.

    That happened in WW2 and nobody balked. Instead they praised democrat FDR's initiative and labeled him "best president ever". The average American simply doesn't understand the need to fight for individual rights, especially if the rights being violated are somebody else. "I am not asian, so it does not concern me." "I am not muslim, so it does not concern me." "I don't fly, so it does not concern me."

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  95. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by DrgnDancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While there are lots of objection to TSA's tactics, this isn't one. Flying isn't a right. They aren't saying "submit to a search" which would be a clear violation of your rights. They're saying "submit to a search or you can't get on the plane". You have no intrinsic right to get on the plane, they can be put preconditions on your doing so. There is a compelling argument for aircraft security (air*port* security is really a bit of a misnomer, we put the security in the airport for convenience, but it's intended to secure the aircraft). Even ignoring the safety of your fellow passenger and the crew, it's a huge multi-ton craft moving at incredibly high speed and maneuverable on a three dimensional axis; in short a potential weapon of mass destruction.

    That said, we do aircraft security poorly. Current methods are crude, invasive, and let through as much as they stop. What's the right answer? I don't know. We clearly need some form of aircraft security, but the way we do it now is reactive, incomplete, and embarrassing for everyone involved. Not to mention a huge waste of time, and causing little girls to cry.

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  96. TSA agent - now listed as pedophile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure the TSA agent is now listed as a pedophile, obviously got off on the power trip and hands on experience.

  97. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by kevinNCSU · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm confused. In what airport in America are you allowed to wear your shoes through the metal detector? Or were they hiding the knife in their shoes when they put it through the x-ray? Or was someone just bullshitting you or telling you a story from years ago? If you set the metal detector off it's never a "oh, must be your shoes, you can go." It's always, take whatever you have on off, and if you set it off a 2nd time you get the full pat down.

  98. Shrug, either you have security or you don't by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Google "drugs in diapers". People HAVE used children before to break the law. Why not again? You can't run a security operation half-baked. Either everyone is searched or no-one. Because anyone wanting to get through security is bound to notice any obvious holes.

    But that is the problem with security theather, it is all an illusion. It is not real so people expect exceptions to "everyone is checked". Can't search diplomatic bags, then they will be used to smuggle. You can't get a job in Holland at Schiphol if you got debts or are otherwise bribably or vulnerable to blackmail because criminals know that staff often doesn't get the same scrutiny as passengers.

    THIS is what security is people. Patting down kids, strip searching the elderly, having your privates groped. EITHER you accept the risks of NOT having this security (and vote accordingly) or you accept that security searches only work if EVERYONE is searched.

    You can't have it both ways. And right along all the critism of the security measures are cries for "why did the FBI not do more to stop the 9/11 attacks." Because either you have freedom or security. Rarely both. And seeing how Russia is dealing with its own terrorists, giving up freedom doesn't give much security either.

    Basically this is yet another story of a middle class white american getting a wake up call that live is NOT all "Friends". Welcome to the real world. Perhaps you shouldn't have voted for Bush after all. But don't worry, the Teaparty will set it right... yeah right.

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    1. Re:Shrug, either you have security or you don't by stdarg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Google "drugs in diapers". People HAVE used children before to break the law. Why not again?

      Who cares? People have not used children to hijack planes before. Context is everything. The crime of smuggling drugs just doesn't come close to hijacking and suicide bombing. It doesn't warrant the same response and certainly can't be used to justify a harsher response to the more serious crimes.

    2. Re:Shrug, either you have security or you don't by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      So lets take away everyones rights.

      Lets the government have its way with you. Let business have its way with you. From now on, you have no rights. Thats the future... the present... but it most certainly is not America.

    3. Re:Shrug, either you have security or you don't by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      THIS is what security is people. Patting down kids, strip searching the elderly, having your privates groped. EITHER you accept the risks of NOT having this security (and vote accordingly) or you accept that security searches only work if EVERYONE is searched.

      It's not an either or situation. There isn't only one possible solution, juxtaposed against no solution.

      Here is the article on security used at Ben Gurion in Tel Aviv.

      "According to Raphael "Rafi" Ron, who served as director of security at Ben Gurion for five years, aviation security in the U.S. suffers from two shortcomings that Ben Gurion has dealth with and overcome. . . . Second, airport security directors in teh U.S. have faild to come to terms with what Ron calls the human factor - the inescapable fact that terrorist attacks are carried out by people who can be found and stopped by an effective security methodology."

      I'd quote more, but I'm having copy-pasting. Read the section on Behavior Pattern Recognition though.

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    4. Re:Shrug, either you have security or you don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When do we draw the line? When talk of using speculums starts?

    5. Re:Shrug, either you have security or you don't by jtollefson · · Score: 1

      "People have not used children to hijack planes before"

      People have not used children to hijack planes, yet. These are not moral, upstanding people. These are scuzbucket assholes who have no moral compass and fuck-all respect for our beliefs, freedoms, traditions, you name it.

      I'm willing to give up a little freedom to gain a little security. For example, if you have a bat infestation in your house and they were in your bedroom you have a very small chance of being bitten and not noticing it. Do you forgo the rabies shot and chance it? Or, do you get the rabies shot as an alternative to dieing a horribly painful death.

      You get the rabies shot. TSA = shitty rabies shot.

    6. Re:Shrug, either you have security or you don't by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You can't run a security operation half-baked. Either everyone is searched or no-one.

      Even that is stopping halfway there. If you want true and not sham security then everyone has to be searched completely for all possible ways of concealing explosives or other dangerous items (and I can't imagine of any way of ensuring that short of cavity search).

    7. Re:Shrug, either you have security or you don't by mellon · · Score: 1

      This is a bad argument. Prior to 9/11, people hadn't used box cutters to hijack airplanes. That's why it worked. The right argument for this discussion is "how much are you willing to pay in terms of money and invasiveness, in exchange for how much reduction of risk?" Because the price here is quite high, and the return is quite low.

    8. Re:Shrug, either you have security or you don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google "drugs in diapers". People HAVE used children before to break the law.

      How exactly is a patdown going to detect something concealed in diapers?

      THIS is what security is people. Patting down kids, strip searching the elderly, having your privates groped.

      The Israelis do not sexually assault children in their airports. The risks they face, with hostile nations on every side and actual terrorists actually killing people regularly, are significantly greater than any threat to America. If Israel isn't doing something, it probably isn't worth doing it.

    9. Re:Shrug, either you have security or you don't by stdarg · · Score: 1

      I see what you're saying. Clearly a reaction to a terrorist threat has to be more general than the precise mode of attack that succeeded. But you have to be careful in how much you abstract away the details. Your line of logic is why we cannot bring nail clippers onto planes, even though that's completely retarded.

      Similarly, it's completely retarded to abstract away "fanatic Muslim men" to become "any human being on Earth regardless of age and gender."

  99. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pretty much. If people know that small children will be allowed to go threw the cracks they will use them to get threw the cracks. If their morals are warped enough to think that killing a bunch of people who may or may not agree with their political/religious views. Just to make a point that most people already know, just because they have been warped to think that it will grant them good graces in the eyes of God or Alla. What makes you think they will draw the line for sending their small children... Hey it is Fast trip to God.

    We have been using kids in warfare for thousands of years.

    Sure the child may not understand what is going on. However we cannot bend the rules for children and make the rules stricter for adults. As it will invalidate the whole.

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  100. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What makes you think they have lost control of it?

  101. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anybody really think that an old ladies sewing needles are a threat to the airplane?

    As I've said before, the fact that they still allow glass on planes negates pretty much all of their "no vaguely sharp objects" rules.

    Not that I actually consider glass to be a risk, mind - worst case scenario someone gets a few cuts before the hijacker is jumped by 150 other passengers - but it's more of a risk than most of what they're confiscating.

  102. YouTube video by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

    YouTube video now says:
    "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Tribune."

    Round of applause for Tribune, whoever they are. Thank you for your noble efforts. /sarcasm

  103. Added stupidity to this mix... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...is that pilots are also required to be scanned or patted-down. PILOTS. Two, three times a day, every day - from a practical standpoint. That's a lot of scanning or touching.

    Of course, it's critical to ensure their identity is correct - that they are who they are suppose to be - but then screening them? Um... Even *if* they were "bad guys", they don't need weapons or explosives; they're flying the plane.

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    1. Re:Added stupidity to this mix... by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      I'm glad they scan pilots as well, because people will pay attention when the pilots make a stink.

      If they didn't scan everyone, then what's the point of scanning anyone? Imagine this progression:
      Ok, we'll exempt pilots.
      Ok, we'll exempt flight crew.
      Ok, we'll exempt ground crew.
      Ok, we'll exempt airport administration.
      Ok, we'll exempt First Class passengers.
      Ok, we'll exempt concession workers.
      Ok, we'll exempt Business Class passengers.
      Ok, we'll exempt the airport staff and janitorial crew.

      Eventually the only people left getting scanned will be the "cattle class".

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    2. Re:Added stupidity to this mix... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      If they didn't scan everyone, then what's the point of scanning anyone? Imagine this progression: Ok, we'll exempt: pilots, flight crew, ground crew, airport administration, First Class passengers, concession workers, Business Class passengers, the airport staff and janitorial crew.

      I hate to break it to you, but from what I understand the ground crew and most airport back-room workers don't get scanned or searched - though I believe they may pass through metal detectors. Don't know about concession workers. Most (all?) undergo a pre-employment background check, but are not checked as they show up for work each day. This has been proposed, but deemed "not practical" as, one person put it, they could simply throw something over the fence.

      Scanning the actual flight crew is stupid as they already have full access to the plane and its controls.

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    3. Re:Added stupidity to this mix... by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      I know they don't put everyone through the full scan that passengers experience, which is a big reason why the requirements of the passenger scan are simply security theater.

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    4. Re:Added stupidity to this mix... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Pilots are already exposed to more radiation that normal due to time at high altitude and getting scanned frequently will add to the cancer risk. More scans will probably end up meaning they can spend less time in the air which will hit their pay and mean airlines need more flight staff.

  104. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Questy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No Agenda Show actually. They exposed (as the first scanners were going in) that the former chief of Homeland Security (Chertoff) is the one responsible for bringing them in. Nevermind his security consulting group has a client that manufactures the machines. No Agenda has been consistently months ahead of both the news and public reaction on a number of similar issues. http://noagendashow.com/

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  105. a few ideas by MooseTick · · Score: 1

    I've had a few ideas to complicate the matter...

    - Wear a cup. What are they going to do if they "touch your junk" and find you are wearing a jock strap?
    - Ladies, here's your chance to wear that coconut bra you've been saving from halloween
    - Stand silently until they touch you and then scream in agony saying "the bad man touched me"
    - Pull your pants down so everyone gets a good look
    - Claim you are not homosexual and feel uncomfortable having someone of the same sex pat you down and demand someone of a different gender do it.
    - If possible, have a giant visible erection
    - Literally put a banana in your pants. It doesn't violate any rules I can think of but would have interesting results
    - Be sure to take video of anything that happens
    - Claim you believe the TSA agent tried to place something on your person and them stuck it down their pants and require them to be patted down to determine what that item was
    - Moan loudly while you are being patted down.
    - Wear wet pants
    - Faint when they go for your privates
    - No matter what, don't blow bubbles on the TSA agents

    1. Re:a few ideas by stdarg · · Score: 1

      If you're willing to make a scene you could pee in your pants while they're touching you.

    2. Re:a few ideas by mibe · · Score: 1

      I would try this stuff but I'm deathly afraid of the TSA. You know how much shit they can put you through? Miss your flight, detainment, additional searches, fines, jail time, no-fly list, etc etc. Forget getting your plane blown up, the risk/reward of goofing off with TSA officials is super not worth it.

    3. Re:a few ideas by mellon · · Score: 1

      Won't work--they wear latex gloves for the pat-downs.

  106. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    There is something wrong with the gropings they are mandating.

    These are only mandated if the facility in question doesn't yet have the right imaging hardware.

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  107. Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CHILD MOLESTER.

  108. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by LordEd · · Score: 1

    Google maps says kayak or jet ski depending where you are coming from.

  109. When strident regulation overpowers common sense by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when you pound regulations into people's heads and hire cheap robots instead of professional, intelligent employees. It's the same kind of mindless zero-tolerance policies that lead to kids being handcuffed and thrown in jail over school fistfights, bringing plastic knives to school--even if they're a 5-year-old just throwing a temper tantrum.

    Has one of these security scans ever caught even ONE actual terrorist or criminal? In 9 years, even ONE?

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  110. and yes, a TSA agent has already "gone there" by dAzED1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    TSA agent charged with raping 14 year old girl
    But it's ok! Lets have them grab crotches of our teenage sons and daughters, take naked pictures of our wives, etc. It makes us safer!

    1. Re:and yes, a TSA agent has already "gone there" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      TSA agent charged with raping 14 year old girl But it's ok! Lets have them grab crotches of our teenage sons and daughters, take naked pictures of our wives, etc. It makes us safer!

      And he's not the only one: Online predators arrested in Orlando sex sting include TSA screener.

      "Also arrested was Joseph Cioffi of Altamonte Springs -- a U.S. Homeland Security employee who trains screeners at Orlando International Airport, the Sheriff's Office reported."

      The people training the Freedom Fondlers are part of the problem. What if they're hiring their friends? It could be like the Catholic church scandal, but this time, they've got the force of law behind them.

    2. Re:and yes, a TSA agent has already "gone there" by khallow · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The people training the Freedom Fondlers are part of the problem. What if they're hiring their friends? It could be like the Catholic church scandal, but this time, they've got the force of law behind them.

      Speaking as someone who's had (well rather briefly) that training job before, we don't get to pick who gets hired. The TSA screens and picks them. We just train them. And the training is pretty easy. So you're not going to act as some sort of gatekeeper, even assuming you had discerning pedar that could pick out your own kind.

    3. Re:and yes, a TSA agent has already "gone there" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as someone who's had (well rather briefly) that training job before, we don't get to pick who gets hired. The TSA screens and picks them.

      Oh, I feel safer already! :)

      We just train them. And the training is pretty easy. So you're not going to act as some sort of gatekeeper, even assuming you had discerning pedar that could pick out your own kind.

      My snark aside, given how hard it is to fire a government employee, and given the impossibility of civilians being able to stop a predator trying to use TSA as a shield for his kinks (genuine civilian reports being ignored/dismissed, or the thousands of false-positive reports from overly-protective civilians), does TSA at least have some sort of internal methods - formal or otherwise - for dealing with the guy who always seems to be first in line to volunteer for grabass-duty? Even something as simple as "Let him watch the X-rays of luggage, but keep him away from the kids" would be an improvement.

    4. Re:and yes, a TSA agent has already "gone there" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TSA agent charged with raping 14 year old girl But it's ok! Lets have them grab crotches of our teenage sons and daughters, take naked pictures of our wives, etc. It makes us safer!

      This article is very short on context. It says nothing about "rape" happening while the TSA employee was on the job or where it occured. It definitely has no actual link between security patdowns or procedures and molestation and the only reason to imply so is sensationalism. Futhermore, it sounds like they had a relationship and multiple sexual encounters so it may have been "statutory rape" simply due to the difference in age rather than an actual forced sex act. You could say Postal Employee or Exxon Employee for all that the article you link to tells us.

    5. Re:and yes, a TSA agent has already "gone there" by khallow · · Score: 0

      My snark aside, given how hard it is to fire a government employee, and given the impossibility of civilians being able to stop a predator trying to use TSA as a shield for his kinks (genuine civilian reports being ignored/dismissed, or the thousands of false-positive reports from overly-protective civilians), does TSA at least have some sort of internal methods - formal or otherwise - for dealing with the guy who always seems to be first in line to volunteer for grabass-duty? Even something as simple as "Let him watch the X-rays of luggage, but keep him away from the kids" would be an improvement.

      I gather the usual approach is do physical inspections either in plain view of the public or in groups when in private. From some previous article, someone was saying that you could request a private um, "screening". In that case, you'd supposedly get three employees. That's a lot of witnesses. As to the suspected pedophile, if they get anything on him concrete, like getting arrested for a crime rather than vague vibes, he's out (effectively guilty with pay until proven innocent).

      Obviously, that's not going to be enough on its own (eventually you'll get a group of three or more bad actors together). And that's where heavy pressure, such as lawsuits, complaints to the local representative or senator, etc come in. Eventually the gang of gropers will run into people who are out for blood. Then their bosses aren't going to be dealing with just nasty letters, but subpoenas, congresscritters, and other things that can cause big trouble for pay grades far above the screeners.

      It's worth noting here that unlike law enforcement officers, screeners are very limited in power. They can keep you and your baggage from getting on the plane (or even get a LEO to detain you for suspicious activities like wisecracking). They can't touch you however once you get away from the line. It's really a very exposed position with the only real protection being sticking to the rules and procedures.

    6. Re:and yes, a TSA agent has already "gone there" by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      So if this is child molestation, then would it not be kiddie porn for the parents to take and distribute videos of it?

      - RG>

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    7. Re:and yes, a TSA agent has already "gone there" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I gather the usual approach is do physical inspections either in plain view of the public or in groups when in private. From some previous article, someone was saying that you could request a private um, "screening". In that case, you'd supposedly get three employees.

      So I can minimize the risk by having my grope performed in public, to maximize the number of non-TSA witnesses.

      (I agree that three or more bad actors within TSA and restricting the abuse to private screenings could eventually bring down political heat, but that's never stopped bad actors from colluding before. Every few months we read about a case where the cop's dashcam just happens to go offline at the moment the suspect falls face-first onto the ground...) But as long as the groping doesn't have to be done in private, fair enough - I'm an adult, not a sexual abuse survivor, and I'm not that hot anyways :)

      Thanks for injecting some reality back into the debate. But damn, I still find myself shaking my head - that I'm grateful for the "right" to have this done in public - that we've let ourselves be reduced to this.

  111. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by cdrguru · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You opt out of the enhanced pat-down by going through the scanners. The scanners are unpopular enough that they added the embarassing pat-down to try to push people to go through the scanners.

    If they don't do this they will have wasted millions on the new scanners because nobody will go through them.

    The problem is now that while the new scanners will detect a ceramic knife taped to someone's leg, they will not detect a "butt-bomb" stuffed up someone's butt. You could easily cram enough C4 there to bring down an airliner and failing to recognize this until it happens is the hallmark of the FAA and airline industry in general. So of course it applies to the TSA.

  112. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by spire3661 · · Score: 1

    It is not a weapon of MASS destruction. Not to be insensitive, but 3000 people dying and 2 buildings collapsing with virtually no other collateral damage is very far from MASS destruction. Mass destruction would require taking out an entire borough at the minimum. Id rather chance dying in a fiery plane crash then live my life the TSA way.

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  113. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Governments are not like private enterprise, in an age of fiat currency, we can't exactly 'bankrupt' the TSA like consumers can run a business into the ground by not choosing to use them.

    Sure you can. You vote for someone running on a platform that pitches less hassle at the airport in exchange for the higher risk of being killed on your approach to Detroit. If enough people think the risk of that happening won't go up when people aren't screened for PETN-lined underwear, then the case will be made, and the legislature can tear down the TSA or any given program they like. Simple as that. So, all you have to do is persuasively make the case that the mulitple recent just-getting-warmed-up incidents of people being willing to kill themselves to bring down an aircraft will stop as soon as we stop checking for the explosives they like to use.

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  114. Re:Hey Pumkin, Want to play hide and seek the bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I think it would be best to give the kid a good lesson on 'naughty touches' and tell them it is ok to kick a man that touches you that way in the crotch, then laugh as the TSA learns that touching children improperly is, improper.

    Yes, I would even miss my flight for it, and would be proud of my kid for standing up for himself.

  115. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by eleuthero · · Score: 3, Informative

    through the xray - the knife was placed in line with the metal ribbing on the shoes and the shoes were placed next to each other to increase the amount of metal the xray "saw"

  116. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    JFK international airport, New York City. I did not have to take off my shoes at any point on a trip to Tokyo and back; A few people did it voluntarily but I didn't and they didn't ask me to. (This is only in response to your question. I'm sure metal toed boots would have to be removed)

  117. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by rleibman · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're right. The whole thing is security theatre at its finest. That's been true for years. Does anybody really think that an old ladies sewing needles are a threat to the airplane?

    Of course they are, they could knit an Afghan... thanks, I'll be here all night.

  118. Overreaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would not want to submit to this kind of procedure either, but it seems that some people object just because they are overly sensitive. What's wrong with being touched by someone who certainly does not do it for his or her own pleasure (and is probably even more emberassed by it than you are)? And what's with all this crying criminal charges when somebody touches you? Do you punch someone in the gut when he bumps into you in a queue or something? Do you get angry when the P.E. teacher at school helps your children perform some gymnastic exercise? Do you swear bloody revenge on a doctor who looks at you naked in order to help you?
    I mean, seriously, how prudish can one get?

  119. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >>>Flying isn't a right.

    Yes it is. Read Amendment 9. Also 4 (which forbids congress from strip-searching or fondling Americans w/o warrant.) Plus it would be impossible for me to attend a Friday meeting in California if I had to travel by car or train (2500 miles is a frakking long distance).

    Flying is the only option to get from MD to the west coast, and the government has no more right to block me from using a plane, than they do to stop me from drinking alcohol, or having sex with the same gender.

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  120. This is Slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is Slashdot. You kids haven't been out of your basement in a month, no one would expect you to have seen children with bombs strapped to them sent out into streets to approach our military servicemen over in iraq. But hey, this is the U.S., and terrorists don't attack airplanes in the U.S. so clearly all this security is just the government trying to control your basement dwelling minds.

  121. Puts down by tofubeer · · Score: 1

    I read that as TSA *puts* down 3 year old... which also didn't surprise me.

  122. TSA FINGER-RAPED THIS MOTHER IN DAYTON: by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Informative

    "I will not be a silent victim of sexual assault by a TSA agent. Total Sexual Assault."

    "I stood there, an American citizen, a mom traveling with a baby with special needs formula, sexually assaulted by a government official. I began shaking and felt completely violated, abused and assaulted by the TSA agent. I shook for several hours, and woke up the next day shaking."

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    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:TSA FINGER-RAPED THIS MOTHER IN DAYTON: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Finger raped?" They patted her down. Outside her clothes. Like everyone else.

      I didn't fail to notice how she takes a moment to point out that she's a "high profile blogger and author" -- no way she's crying wolf to bump book sales, eh?

    2. Re:TSA FINGER-RAPED THIS MOTHER IN DAYTON: by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Informative

      No.

      The woman touched her labia - hands INSIDE undergarments.

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      Never been known to fail..."
    3. Re:TSA FINGER-RAPED THIS MOTHER IN DAYTON: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grow the fuck up you stupid cunt.

    4. Re:TSA FINGER-RAPED THIS MOTHER IN DAYTON: by X0563511 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I don't agree with all this, but some people need to grow some fucking skin.

      It's not like they blackjacked her and had a gangbang before stuffing her in the luggage compartment.

      Seriously? She was shaking for several hours, and woke shaking the next day? Someone's got some deeper psychological issues in play than TSA "sexual assault"

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    5. Re:TSA FINGER-RAPED THIS MOTHER IN DAYTON: by spazzmo · · Score: 1

      Yep, TSA Agents: perverts, pederasts, bullies and thieves.

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      The cheese stands alone...
    6. Re:TSA FINGER-RAPED THIS MOTHER IN DAYTON: by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you are an American, then it is very sad to see how low a bar that you now set for the rights and liberties in your country.

      They didn't pull this kind of sad shit in East Germany. But you apologise for a state-sponsored violation of everyday people, going about their ordinary, legal business.

      Every year, more people die from accidents with unattended swimming pools, then would be possible if you downed 10% of every American airliner that took off in the same time period.

      But you don't advocate severe response to that immanent peril, do you? Even tho' the "terrorists" are convenient phantoms - demonstrably non-existent, through any valid statistical examination of incident data

      It's time you acquainted your self again, with Paine and Franklin, if not Jefferson.

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      Never been known to fail..."
    7. Re:TSA FINGER-RAPED THIS MOTHER IN DAYTON: by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Excuse me? I'm not apologizing for anyone. All I'm stating is that if that's what it took to set her off into that kind of reaction, there's some deeper trauma involved. That kind of reaction is not healthy.

      Keep your political crap to yourself or in political discussion, mine had none of it.

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    8. Re:TSA FINGER-RAPED THIS MOTHER IN DAYTON: by jaxtherat · · Score: 1

      And of course the most important thing here is her reaction, right? Not what actually happened?

      Irrespective of her reaction, do you feel what happened to her is acceptable?

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    9. Re:TSA FINGER-RAPED THIS MOTHER IN DAYTON: by jhoegl · · Score: 1

      There is a saying in Human Resources, perception is law.

    10. Re:TSA FINGER-RAPED THIS MOTHER IN DAYTON: by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      No, I don't... and I stated that in my post! The first six words!

      Requoted for you:

      I don't agree with all this...

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  123. Interesting new information. by Wocka_Wocka · · Score: 0

    Airports can opt-out of using the TSA for security. Which means, I think, that all of these ridiculous measures can be bypassed.

    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/Amid-airport-anger_-GOP-takes-aim-at-screening-1576602-108259869.html

  124. everyone just.... by inerlogic · · Score: 1

    start moaning when they pat you down....
    "ooo, yah, ooo, right there baby... mmm...."

    react LOUDLY too.....

  125. Re:So friggin' what? by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think the question really is about whether the child should have been searched or not

    That's not a question? She's a fucking toddler throwing a fit, not Osama Bin Laden.

  126. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by theverylastperson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe, but we certainly have a constitutional right to voice our displeasure and disagreement with it. We also have the power to vote out people who think this is acceptable, we also have the right to gather and peacefully protest. Having a 'tough shit it's the rules' attitude is what creates the 'tough shit, we don't like it' attitude that led to the American Revolution in the first place.

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  127. this just keeps making my point by pavera · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've made this point repeatedly to my friends... I'll state it here now. The problem with America today is that we suck so badly at math.

    As an example, 200 people get sick eating tomatos.... Suddenly 300 million people stop buying tomatos... All because no one can do that math in their head and figure out that they only have a 0.000000667% chance of getting sick eating tomatos.

    I routinely perform this kind of math in my head, if there are more than 3 zeros after the decimal point, I generally don't have to worry about it. The sensationalist media doesn't help, but if people could do a little fact checking on their own, then we could avoid 99% of the problems caused by overreaction.

    Terrorism falls into a very similar place. Everyone is OK with this insane security system because its protecting us from a "threat" unfortunately, no one is good enough at math to realize your likelihood of dying in a car accident is way way higher than being killed by a terrorist. You can probably be killed 10 times over in car accidents on the way to the airport before you will be killed by a bomb on a plane... Where are the enhanced pat downs and mandatory breathalizer tests for everyone before they operate a motor vehicle? Not to mention why don't we turn cars into faraday cages to keep people off cell phones? And we really should look at automatic governors on cars to limit their top speed to 55mph, and limit the weight/hp ratio in all cars to something that will barely allow acceleration... Well... no lets just ban cars all together, they're way too dangerous.

    1. Re:this just keeps making my point by Warhawke · · Score: 1

      ... if there are more than 3 zeros after the decimal point, I generally don't have to worry about it. The sensationalist media doesn't help, but if people could do a little fact checking on their own, then we could avoid 99% of the problems caused by overreaction.

      Hmm, but 1% of the problems of overreaction would still remain? Seems like a statistically viable number to worry about. I should stick to overreacting!

    2. Re:this just keeps making my point by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

      If people could do this kind of math, the state lotteries would all have to shut down... ... I mean "Hey, you never know."

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      "MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
    3. Re:this just keeps making my point by dremspider · · Score: 1

      Dont even need to do the math, if it is in the national news, by definition you shouldn't worry about it. Car crashes no longer make it on the national news, therefore it happens so often it is no longer interesting. That is all you need to know.

    4. Re:this just keeps making my point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an example, 200 people get sick eating tomatos.... Suddenly 300 million people stop buying tomatos... All because no one can do that math in their head and figure out that they only have a 0.000000667% chance of getting sick eating tomatos.

      Actually, your estimate is off by two orders of magnitude. It should be 0.0000667% or (equivalently) 0.000000667, not 0.000000667%.

      Plus, the word is "tomatoes", not "tomatos".

    5. Re:this just keeps making my point by adolf · · Score: 1

      As an example, 200 people get sick eating tomatos.... Suddenly 300 million people stop buying tomatos... All because no one can do that math in their head and figure out that they only have a 0.000000667% chance of getting sick eating tomatos.

      I routinely perform this kind of math in my head, if there are more than 3 zeros after the decimal point, I generally don't have to worry about it. The sensationalist media doesn't help, but if people could do a little fact checking on their own, then we could avoid 99% of the problems caused by overreaction.

      I do the same math in my own head. And I further decide that if 300 million people aren't eating tomatoes, I get to take advantage of the lower price of them at the supermarket.

      Besides, food-borne illnesses aren't particularly new, and a healthy human is fairly well-equipped to deal with almost all of them. Those that aren't handled swiftly by a functional immune system are so rare that I don't even bother to keep track of the math.

      If I'm at a restaurant and the waiter asks how I'd like my hamburger cooked, I've got no problem saying "medium." And if it shows up medium rare, I'll be happy to eat it. (Mad cow? I'd rather bury myself in a pit during every thunderstorm for fear of lightning strikes than worry about that.) And steak? Rare, please.

      To each his own, but my math says I'll almost certainly die from something other than a food-borne illness almost irrespective of the conscious risks that I take when I intentionally eat undercooked or tainted food.

      Likewise, I don't bother with worrying about terrorism. It's an ugly thing, terrorism, but by not allowing myself to be terrorized by it, I refuse the terrorists the one thing that they want: Fear.

      I, for one, would be much happier (and less scared) if folks could travel freely without the choice of either a trip through the porno machine, or an "aggressive" pat-down. And if most folks agreed, we wouldn't be in this situation.

      However: Most folks, post-9/11, are scared.

      *shrug*

      Terrorists win.

    6. Re:this just keeps making my point by pavera · · Score: 1

      You're right of course :) I added the % and didn't account for it... still a vanishingly small chance...

      And you're correct about the spelling, but poor spelling isn't ruining america so that's immaterial

  128. No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watching this make me feel sick.

    I am not, not ever, never going to take my daughter to the US.

    Now will I, except just maybe if my boss offers me 'go there or be fired' as a choice, go there myself.

    Sorry guys... A line has been crossed here when a child is groped in the name of 'security'. This is plain wrong.

  129. I watched the video ... by BitZtream · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    No, what they are doing isn't useful.

    Yes, its ridiculous that we're being subjected to this kind of bullshit.

    Yes, the fucking reporter should teach his fucking kid to behave and that throwing temper tantrums will get you a swift response. I promise you, my daughter would not behave like that in when she was that age.

    The only thing truely evil about this particular video is the kids behavior. The TSA crap is bullshit, but theres nothing damning about the TSA here, its just a video of a kid throwing a temper tantrum because someone took her teddy bear away for 15 seconds.

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  130. Response to :I didn't get it by vm146j2 · · Score: 1

    Wait! What was that sound?

    Like an aeroplane, an aeroplane of the mind!

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  131. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest freshly used adult diapers. Yes that means you wear them, as an added benefit you don't have to get up to go to the bathroom. If they pat you down, make sure ya poop em.

  132. Background checks... by Burning+Plastic · · Score: 1

    If this policy is to continue, I would hope that all TSA screeners would have to undergo the same level and detail of background checks as are required for any other person who works with young children (ie. teachers and so on). I doubt their current checks cover this, and it would at least set one baseline. It would also help if the TSA agents were required to be screened via pat-down by an independent security agency (maybe local law enforcement) before starting a shift - the extra costs for the local agency could come from the TSA budget.

    I'm also wondering what their response would be if you requested that a sworn law enforcement official conduct any invasive searches of your person. They seem to have the option of pressing civil charges if you decline to be searched in any way, but opting to have the search conducted by someone who is more likely to be professional about it and actually be trained properly would seem to be a viable option and they shouldn't be able to decline you access to the facility for this request.

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  133. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

    +1 insightful. You can bankrupt Circuit City or Apple or even Microsoft via boycott. You cannot bankrupt the Monopoly known as government. They just suck the money direct from your paycheck.

    Somebody else wrote:
    >>>US to get to Hawaii then current [strike] compel you to submit to a security screening.

    "Laws that are contrary to the Supreme Law (constitution) are nullities." - Thomas Jefferson.
    "Laws declared unconstitutional are voided from the day of their creation; as if they never existed." 1810s Supreme Court.
    and:
    "We are not bound to obey or enforce the unconstitutional Fugitive Slave Act. We declare it nullified." - The Legislatures of the following Member States: MA, CT, VT, and PA during the 1840s. These states became places of asylum for people like Harriet Tubman.

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  134. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    You're right. The whole thing is security theatre at its finest. That's been true for years. Does anybody really think that an old ladies sewing needles are a threat to the airplane?

    Funny thing about that example: Knitting needles are explicitly allowed. 'course, who knows that's what the TSA agents are doing on the ground. Luckily, I have a set of modular circular needles made of plastic. Pop the ends off, and in an x-ray, they look like a set of pens. *shrug* OTOH, the cable would make a rather handy garrote...

  135. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

    What if it had been an hour later and the buildings had been full? What if it had been an older building that wasn't designed to collapse inward? Just because mass destruction wasn't caused, doesn't mean that there isn't the potential for it. A poison gas bomb detonated in the middle of a desert may only kill a few people, or no one at all. It's still a potential mass weapon. Again I'm not saying TSA isn't broken, in fact I say quite the opposite, just that there is a case for securing aircraft.

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  136. Re:So friggin' what? by Godskitchen · · Score: 1

    Yeah, terrorists would never hide a bomb on a kid; just let all kids skip screening - I mean, come on, they're so small and cute. Oh wait, don't they do that all the time in Afghanistan and Iraq?

    Presumably that's why it's effective; people don't expect it. The screening was warranted in my opinion.

  137. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by erroneus · · Score: 1

    What exactly? That depends on what the government thinks is newsworthy.

  138. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by kevinNCSU · · Score: 1

    Seems like an extraordinarily risky method for a planned Op, hoping that the shoes don't get jostled going in, that the officer and passengers around you don't see you slip the knife under the shoes, ect ect so I wouldn't write off the effectiveness of security checkpoints simply because of that.

    And as much as I'd like to dismiss it all as theater I honestly don't think the TSA really cares deeply about keeping sharp objects off the plane, because they are simply too easy to come by or even make, too hard to detect, and unlikely to be effective against the security of the plane itself anymore. Explosives/guns should be the main concern.

  139. 3 Yr Olds.. by dragin33 · · Score: 1

    I hear 3 year olds are a terror.. They should be happy she wasn't put on the no fly list.

    1. Re:3 Yr Olds.. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      It's 2 year olds that are a problem. Most three year olds have started doing graduate work.

  140. Predictions by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Possibility #1: The enhanced pat-downs and radiation-based scanners are here to stay, and the terrorists figure out how to sneak something in that won't be caught even with these scans. After something gets aboard an airplane there's a hew and cry and we get even tougher screening.

    Possibility #2: Public outcry makes them go away then the terrorists figure out a way to sneak something in that only a radiation scanner or pat-down would catch an after a hew and cry the pat-downs and screenings come back.

    In either case, the terrorists are laughing at us because they made us change our behavior and made America a more annoying place to visit which was their intended goal in the first place.

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  141. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Professr3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    WTF is up with this "flying is not a right" "driving is not a right" "the internet is not a right" stuff?

    The Constitution doesn't tell us what our rights ARE, it tells us what the government CAN'T do. Just because it doesn't mention airplanes, cars, or the internet doesn't mean we shouldn't have the freedom to make up our own damn mind about what we want to do. The right to fly on a plane (if the plane is yours or agrees to carry you) is a part of the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The right to drive on taxpayer-funded roads is part of the right to life, liberty, and happiness.

    The government doesn't tell us what our rights are or aren't. The founding fathers espoused the belief that our rights are inherent to our humanity, that they transcend governmental decisions, and that they cannot be taken away without due process of law. The Constitution is also very clear about limits on what "due process of law" means - you can't be searched, and you can't have your papers (including computers, documents, or files) searched either, not without a warrant. They aren't allowed to mass-print warrants without evidence that a crime has occurred or is about to occur - *evidence*, not suspicion.

    The TSA's actions are completely, utterly, and without recourse illegal under the laws described in the US Constitution. Unfortunately, the Constitution doesn't provide average citizens with any way to punish the people in power who perform these illegal acts or who mandate that these illegal acts be performed. Treason doesn't apply here, as much as I wish it did. We can't bring criminal charges against them, because a) courts won't hear cases brought by private citizens. Only a prosecutor can bring charges, and none of them will. b) any court cases involving these acts will be refused on the basis of national security, which is also illegal to do.

    The problem is with our legal system, and with corrupt politicians in office, and with the mass apathy shown by the majority of the populace. I don't see any way out of this, but maybe smarter minds than mine will find something.

  142. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

    With member states like the England putting monitoring cameras EVERYWHERE, I don't find that argument very compelling. The problem is way too many people are going along with this crap out of fear. Sad how far we've fallen since The Greatest Generation.

  143. If you don't frisk children ... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ... in no time the terrorists will use children to smuggle the bombs aboard. The terrorists have absolutely no moral qualms. So what should we do?

    We should not start frisking children, we should accept that once in a while a terrorist would get a bomb aboard and kill a lot of people. We should state up front, "we know it is easy to kill unarmed civilians. There is no fight, no glory in killing innocent people. But if you do kill a few of us, we can take the loss, and we will take our revenge. Living well is the best revenge, that is what we will do mostly. Also we will show how much we value our lives by the strong support and sympathy we show to every last one of us killed by you. Then we will spend as much money and effort it takes to hunt you down and bring you to justice."

    Instead if we go down the path of, "we will not let you kill even one of us", their definition of success has been changed. All they have to do is to kill one American and claim victory. We should not allow them to define victory and success that way. Surest way to lose the war on terror is define success as, "not a single American could be killed by Terrorists".

    It is a fact Islamic terrorists kill more muslims than non-muslims. We should repeatedly draw the contrast showing how we never say, "if we kill one terrorist it is worth 100 or 1000 American lives". But the terrorists repeatedly say, "killing one American is worth sacrificing XX or YY number of muslims".

    The surest way to win the war on terror is, simply refuse to be terrorized.

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    1. Re:If you don't frisk children ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ... in no time the terrorists will use children to smuggle the bombs aboard. The terrorists have absolutely no moral qualms. So what should we do?

      Stop fucking with other people's countries?

    2. Re:If you don't frisk children ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An obvious fucktard who knows little about Islam.

      Of course, if we were talking about Christians he'd be fully behind the state as seeing them as a dangerous element. How so many Slashtards refuse to understand that Islam makes contemporary Christianity look like a retirement home bridge club just amazes me.

    3. Re:If you don't frisk children ... by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Actually, terrorists do have moral qualms. They just don't tend to align with your moral qualms. I'm not saying their qualms are as valid as yours. I'm just arguing for the sake of arguing.

    4. Re:If you don't frisk children ... by Tom · · Score: 1

      "if we kill one terrorist it is worth 100 or 1000 American lives"

      Uh, but it is. More american lives were lost in Afghanistan and Iraq than in the towers.

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    5. Re:If you don't frisk children ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your argument is reversible.

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    6. Re:If you don't frisk children ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said... they win if we allow them to win.

      It concerns me to see our nation reduced to feeling up kids and commando-kilt-wearing business travelers (good one- made me laugh) because we lack the intestinal fortitude of our forefathers. I'm not suggesting we be reckless wrt screening; however, we should acknowledge the current approach does more to undermine our society than protect us. If the same resources went into other challenges, such as cargo screening, maybe we could catch a lot more than the odd terror-nut-job.

      Perhaps this is an opportunity- in that, we have a chance as Americans (for those of us that are) to push back and inform our government that this STILL is a government of the people- for the people- and enough is enough (pick a topic- surveillance, airport screening, border laptop slurping, half-baked watch lists that lack a reasonable mechanism for people to clear their name... the list goes on). And for those of you that aren't Americans, perhaps your ambassadors should let the Secretary of State know that your citizens do not want to go through such demeaning, and unnecessary violations of privacy- hinting at its negative impact on international business and the tourist trade- $$$ talks.

      As for the screening technology, why aren't they stick figures with suspect items placed appropriately on a generic scanner image template?

    7. Re:If you don't frisk children ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and do something about the civilians being unarmed in the first place.

  144. Why is this news? by tambu · · Score: 1

    6 years ago I had to get on a last minute flight with my wife and 1 year old daughter. Because the ticket was purchased last minute we were subject to "Extra security screening" Which included a pat down of my 1 year old wearing nothing but a onesy and a diaper. To this day my wife and I laugh at the ridiculous measures that are in place especially around children.

    1. Re:Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same thing happened to my wife and 18 month old son this weekend at JFK. They were flagged for SSSS (secondary screening) which unfortunately meant waking up my sleeping son and frisking him in his diaper and pajamas. The screener was muttering about how absurd it all was. Unfortunately I couldn't get them to dispose of the "bomb" he made in his diaper - I had to throw it away myself.

  145. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by icebike · · Score: 1

    Opt-out DAY is in itself Theater.

    Boycot flying is the only real way to bring pressure.

    Not everyone can avoid it to be sure. But if employees start resisting business travel, or demanding financial accomodation for surrendering to sexual groping, employers will take notice. Airlines will take notice.

    One day? Nobody will take notice, especially since most people planned and bought tickets in advance and have too much sunk costs to back out.

    This really needs a legal test.

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  146. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by NFN_NLN · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Travel season is starting. That's why. Not to mention the pat-down is now an "enhanced" pat-down. Correct me if I'm wrong on the "enhanced" pat-down being a semi-recent change.

    It's new and it's great! This TSA agent is a hero for following the rules. Sometimes playing badly for the other team is MORE effective than playing well for your own team.

    This is the best news yet. Now the "Think of the Children" bastards that condone this garbage in the first place have to start re-thinking their cause.

    Protest all you want but ONE guy taking a job for the TSA and following their own rules to the letter would do more for the cause of freedom than 100 vocal citizens.

  147. Parent should have clocked the TSA perv by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    No jury in this country would convict a parent of this kid from clocking the Gestapo agent ... um, TSA "agent" ... for such a pervy thing.

    It's time to just refuse to give up our rights - this backscatter x-ray and search thing is the last straw.

    And what gets me, as someone with counter-terrorism and demolitions/concealment experience is that it DOES NOT work in stopping terrorist attacks.

    Four out of Five attempts to get items thru TSA screening - including this - succeed.

    And you still are at more risk of terrorist attacks in your car than on a plane.

    Resist and stand up for your Rights!

    We are Americans, not Sheep!

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    1. Re:Parent should have clocked the TSA perv by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      No jury in this country would convict a parent of this kid from clocking the Gestapo agent ... um, TSA "agent" ... for such a pervy thing.

      Suspected terrorist parent vs. suspected pedophile TSA screener? Actually, that could go either way, depending on whether an IED detonation or an Amber Alert was the front runner on the local news the night before the decision.

    2. Re:Parent should have clocked the TSA perv by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      What if it was a Four Loko induced attack?

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  148. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by icebike · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, exactly.

    There is no new threat. This whole new procedure it to force people thru the new scanners and to shut people up about the visual invasion of privacy.

    Goon squad tactics at best.

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  149. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by KingMotley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, but you getting from MD to California so you can attend a meeting on Friday is not a right.

  150. Constitution and economic fiasco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The head of the TSA militia is testifying before the Senate today, once again trying to justify the increased invasiveness of airport security procedures in the name of anti-terrorism. As if they have ever caught anything significant in their 9 years of failure. I fly 100K per year with a lot of international travel, so I've seen procedures in many countries other than the US.

    Personally, I'd prefer to have my 4th Amendment rights back.

    Also, the TSA is an economic disaster for the US tourist industry - hotels, airlines, convention centers, rental car companies, theme parks, and more. I recently succeeded in convincing the organizers of an international conference to move the 2012 meeting from Philadelphia to Toronto so that convention attendees would not have to deal with the TSA. That will cost Philadelphia businesses about $2 million that the visitors would have spent.

    Under Sec. Napolitano and Mr. Pistole, the TSA has become a militaristic power, responsible to no one. That allows them to get away with fondling small children, preventing law-abiding citizens from traveling, and costing a fortune in lost time to stand in lengthening lines that separate travelers from their destinations. The only people who benefit are those who sell $3 bottles of water after security, and the employees of the TSA, who might otherwise have to flip burgers.

    American readers of Slashdot: please send messages to your elected representatives in DC and stop the TSA assault on American citizens and visitors to the US. Ask your local governments to support you in the name of their own economic interests, especially if your home is a destination for travelers. Lobbying and money will speak louder than the ACLU.

    1. Re:Constitution and economic fiasco by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for a mod point.

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  151. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    I am saying that situation is already solved. Lock the fucking cabin door. Done and done.

  152. Kids with bombs is not new! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just remember during Vietnam we lost a lot of troopers with wired kids. As sad it was it still could be.

    Jack

  153. Airplane II forsaw all of this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The security part is about 25 seconds into this clip. While Airplane II wasn't nearly as good as Airplane!, it had its moments:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyAautx-mVc [youtube.com]

  154. New slogan...have you seen it? by Shoten · · Score: 1

    TSA...Your safety is our excuse.

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  155. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by oldspewey · · Score: 1

    do you seriously think I'll ever fly to the US again while this bullshit is going on?

    I am forced to travel to patdownistan for my work, but one of the many reasons I am looking for alternate employment is that I hate all the bullshit that goes along with business travel these days.

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  156. Get your rights right by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Flying isn't a right.

    Not being searched without specific articulable cause presented to a judge and confirmed with a signed warrant IS.

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  157. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    The TSA has recently "enhanced" their physical exploration of travelers, to encourage them to instead subject themselves to virtual strip searches. This is part of that. It's called "news".

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  158. Won't someone think of the children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See, fear mongers? That idiotic line is a double edged sword.

  159. Quit the non-sequiturs by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    there is a case for securing aircraft.

    Then secure the aircraft. Groping my family has nothing to do with it.

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  160. Cavity searches next? by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    What if a suicide bomber manages to smuggle explosives on board a plane inside the body?

    Oh and I'd like to apply for a TSA job specializing in examining teenage girls. Sounds like an exciting career path.

  161. Copyright claims by el_jake · · Score: 1

    The video is a perfectly clear example of why Copyright suck.

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  162. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

    The ninth amendment says nothing about airplanes. It say you may have some other rights. One might just as well interrupt that as having a right not to have airplanes run into your buildings. The fourth amendment says the government can't force you to submit to a search. They're not forcing you. You don't HAVE to get on that plane. They're not going to send you jail if you don't submit to the search, they're not letting you get on the plane.

    The fact that you can't conveniently get across the country without getting on the plane isn't the government's problem. They aren't preventing you from traveling, they're preventing you from traveling via commercial aircraft. You could take a private plane. You could drive. You could take a bus or a train. You could walk. Your 9 AM meeting is not the government's problem. Airplanes running into buildings are the government's problem.

    Again, I'm not defending the TSA or the way we do airport security, but saying that he 4th amendment protects you from airport security is just stupid. The government cannot force you to submit to a search of your person without a warrant, it can and will force you to submit to a search of your person before allowing you into certain areas of its sphere of control. As long as the only penalty is not allowing you into that area, there's no legal issue.

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  163. JIZZ IN MAH PANTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just practice this skit: http://www.hulu.com/watch/47604/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-j-in-my-pants

    Then after the pat down, do your best impression lol

  164. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by h4rr4r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or if you prefer the government not get to keep snapshots of your junk.

  165. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by c1t1z3nk41n3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whoever modded this insightful needs their head examined. Listen to yourself. Let's apply the same logic to another situation. Leaving your house isn't a right. They aren't saying "submit to a search". They're saying "submit to a search or you can't leave your house." The Supreme Court has recognized freedom of movement as a right established under the United States Constitution. While an airline would be within their rights to establish prerequisites to flying as a private organization the government has no right to do so.

  166. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by lennier1 · · Score: 1, Informative

    Not that I actually consider glass to be a risk, mind - worst case scenario someone gets a few cuts before the hijacker is jumped by 150 other passengers - but it's more of a risk than most of what they're confiscating.

    You remember that one only needs to cut through a single major artery to kill a person?

  167. As the parent of a 3 year old... by sandpaperback · · Score: 1

    I have a 3 year old daughter who certainly has her emotional moments. As a father, I can not imagine standing by and digging out my cell phone to record someone upsetting my kid. The more appropriate thing to do would be to calm my little girl, explain what is happening and just get through it. To me, this is less about the actions of the TSA and more about the inaction of someone who is supposed to be protecting their child.

    1. Re:As the parent of a 3 year old... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Her mother was right there, holding her - there wasn't a lot he could do (one parent consoling an anxious toddler - win; two parents, toddler feels overwhelmed and freaks out more. I gots one, too.). He, the father, is taking a step which could lead to this practice being stopped; also, if things did get messy, he protects himself and his family with the footage.

    2. Re:As the parent of a 3 year old... by lmcgeoch · · Score: 1

      I agree...my girls are much older than 3 now. They did not have to deal with pat downs.

      But I would prepare my children if they were going on a trip. We would play "airport", and go through security. I would let them know we would have to wait in lines and it would be boring. I would have special activites for them on the plane and in line. They were always good as gold. (No screaming or kicking of the seats) Because I prepared them. Why was she afraid of the xray machine? Has she never walked through a doorway before?

      Granted pat downs on frightened children or any child is ridiculous. But why was she afraid in the first place? Why was Dad videotaping her? If any of my children were that upset the furthest thing from my mind would be "lets videotape it."

  168. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by ACS+Solver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm European, my last flights were last week, so after those Yemen bomb attempts. I'm glad it hasn't, at least yet, caused any extra procedures to appear here in the EU. Anyway, somehow I always set metal detectors off. Must be my shoes. Last week, same as usual - walk through the metal detector, with my shoes on, the metal detector beeps, a security guard does a quick and professional pat-down. That's pretty quick, efficient and secure enough without resorting to outright humiliating treatment.

    As much as I hate to say this, in a way this story is good news. I really am sorry for the family that had to go through this. But my perception of the American public is like that of a strong, sleepy bear. Might allow someone to poke him but once poked hard enough, it awakens and becomes very dangerous. It might be true that Americans have allowed too much civil liberty erosion in the past decade (at least judging from online news) but I have confidence that what America needs is a story or two that would make national headlines. A search of a panicking 3-year-old might well be it. Or let some TSA employee be caught on camera jerking off to images from the body-scan machines. Or let someone record TSA employees discussing the dick sizes of people sent through the process. A story that can make headlines in mainstream news, not just Slashdot, and is outrageous enough might just cause the society to raise a big enough stink about it so the government is forced to back down.

  169. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

    And explosives taking a wing off while over a heavily populated area wouldn't accomplish the same basic thing as getting into the cabin? A little less precise maybe, but still a massive potential for death and destruction.

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  170. Setup? by JSBiff · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Reading the slashdot summary, my first thought was, "This has setup written all over it". I mean, the kid is throwing a tantrum, and the parent doesn't order the kid to be quite and walk "over there" (i.e. through the scanner) and you'll get your teddy bear back. Then, the parent "just happens" to be a reporter.

    I'd almost be willing to stake money that the reporter set this situation up, perhaps even *coached* his 3-year old, to create the situation he wanted so he could get the video he wanted.

    I'd also just like to echo the sentiment that someone else posted - if you accept that such searching is legitimate for *anyone*, then you must accept it for *everyone*. You cannot make exceptions, because as soon as you do, "The Terrorists" will figure it out and use a member of whatever 'exempted' groups you allow to pass screening. It doesn't matter if someone is an 80 year old white person, or a 3 year old baby, they can be exploited. In the case of babies, it not be completely implausible that a terrorist might use their own babies to smuggle something in through screening (after all, they don't have to put their baby on the plane that they're gonna blow up - they just need to get material in through screening; I wouldn't even completely put it past a real hard-line terrorist to sacrifice their own kid, although I'd find that scenario less likely than just using the baby as a mule in the airport).

    As for anyone who is older, anyone could potentially be exploited - say a terrorist group kidnaps some old white church-lady-from-Ohio's (who you wouldn't suspect of ever being involved in terror) granddaughter, then tells the grandmother that unless she does exactly what she's told, her granddaughter will disappear forever and become a sex slave who's beaten every day for the rest of her short life, or murdered. I suppose some people might have the courage to resist the terrorists in that case, and tip off the TSA, but I bet there are some people who'd decide to try to 'protect' their granddaughter, even if that means other people die.

    By the way, just by making the *decision* to exempt any group, you give the terrorists an incentive to specifically target that group. By not exempting anyone, you are protecting everyone to some degree.

  171. Vehicular travel IS a right by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Had the Founding Fathers conceived of the day when vehicular travel was considered not a right, they would have included it in the Bill Of Rights. Indeed, one of the strong arguments against a "bill of rights" was that absence of a right from enumeration could/would be construed as non-existence thereof - hence the catch-all 9th Amendment.

    The Constitution enumerates what powers the government is granted. None of those powers precludes his right to fly cross-country to a meeting, nor permit gross violations of other enumerated rights as a condition of that right, just because it is not enumerated.

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    1. Re:Vehicular travel IS a right by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      So I have a right to build a rocket propelled car and drive it on the sidewalks because it isn't specifically denied me?

    2. Re:Vehicular travel IS a right by gnud · · Score: 1

      Nah, but you probably have the right to buy up land, build your own sidewalk, and drive your rocket-propelled car on that.

    3. Re:Vehicular travel IS a right by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      Yes. Of course, if anyone objects, you may find yourself experiencing the due process to which you are likewise constitutionally entitled.

  172. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by IshmaelDS · · Score: 1

    would you have told Rosa parks that she could have walked if she didn't want to sit in the back of the bus too?

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  173. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    This kind of idiocy is a classic example of a slippery slope. It's fine to take away rights if people opt in to flying, because no one has to fly. By the same logic, it's also fine to take them away if people go on a boat - after all, no one has to go on a boat. Same with a train, or crossing the border in a car. Or even driving down a public highway in a car. After all, you don't have to do any of these things - you can spend your life in your own lead-lined house and not have your privacy violated.

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  174. Complete safety is impossible by guspasho · · Score: 1

    Complete security is impossible. The Founders who wrote the Constitution realized that, and reasonably favored liberty over security. Gradually reducing our liberties in an a vain effort to make us safer only leaves us less free.

    Here's the thing. This is exactly the terrorists' plan.

    1. Re:Complete safety is impossible by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      Right, because The Founders who wrote the Constitution realized that Terrorists could hijack airplanes full of highly volatile hydrocarbon fuels, and dive-bomb them into things, or blow them up, resulting in the deaths of lots of people.

      Granted, The Founders were pretty forward thinking, but I don't think they could envision exactly the type of world we'd be living in 200 years later and the new types of threat present. The State-of-the-Art in weaponry when the Constitution was ratified were single-shot, manually loaded muskets, and large steel cannons.

      "Here's the thing. This is exactly the terrorists' plan."

      So, if I start punching you, you shouldn't try to block my blows - that's *exactly* my plan. Silly you - you're playing right into my schemes, You Fool! The Police shouldn't even bother to show up at a robbery - that's playing exactly into the plans of the robbers.

      I for one can't accept the notion that we shouldn't *try* to secure air travel. You either have to accept that all security is a waste of time - and thereby accept a substantially high number of highjackings and bombs, or you make a best-effort approach. I'm not naive enough to think that we can stop all terrorist plans, but all we really have to do is make it hard enough that we substantially reduce the frequency at which they are successful. If we didn't try security at all, highjackings and bombings would probably happen on a weekly basis. As it stands, while I'm sure at some point another terrorist attack could and probably will succeed at some point in the future, we seem to be keeping it to something like a once-or-twice-a-decade success rate.

      As for the Constitution: there's no Constitutional right to fly. Flying is a privilege. If you want that privilege, you have to agree to the rules, that's just how it works. You don't *have* to fly.

    2. Re:Complete safety is impossible by retupmoca · · Score: 1

      If we didn't try security at all, highjackings and bombings would probably happen on a weekly basis.

      What makes you think this? It's not like trains/buses/busy malls/crowded security lines get blown up weekly.

    3. Re:Complete safety is impossible by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      I think you should read the history of the "French and Indian Wars" before coming to too many conclusions about what the framers of the Constitution had experience about. The 21st century is shaping up to be the safest, least violent century for Americans in US history. That's in terms of crime, war, terrorism, you name it. Yet we're all the more terrorized.

      You're drinking the fear.

    4. Re:Complete safety is impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree with your last statement. The terrorists might be rejoicing because of what is going on, but I doubt the original hijackers were thinking "maybe if we do this the TSA will start molesting little girls". I think rather their intentions were "maybe if we do this the infidel Americans will be really scared."

      So in retrospect, their plan is working, but I doubt they intended it to happen this way.

    5. Re:Complete safety is impossible by mellon · · Score: 1

      This is a bad analogy. Suppose someone punches you once. And then, for the next ten years, you insist that everyone in your presence has to wear handcuffs so they can't punch you. That's a better analogy.

    6. Re:Complete safety is impossible by donny77 · · Score: 1

      I for one can't accept the notion that we shouldn't *try* to secure air travel. You either have to accept that all security is a waste of time - and thereby accept a substantially high number of highjackings and bombs, or you make a best-effort approach. I'm not naive enough to think that we can stop all terrorist plans, but all we really have to do is make it hard enough that we substantially reduce the frequency at which they are successful. If we didn't try security at all, highjackings and bombings would probably happen on a weekly basis. As it stands, while I'm sure at some point another terrorist attack could and probably will succeed at some point in the future, we seem to be keeping it to something like a once-or-twice-a-decade success rate.

      As for the Constitution: there's no Constitutional right to fly. Flying is a privilege. If you want that privilege, you have to agree to the rules, that's just how it works. You don't *have* to fly.

      No one is saying we should have no security. I can put explosives in my rectum and probably get past the current "upgraded" measures. Does that mean we should mandate rectal exams before boarding? They secured the cockpit already. The only risk is 150-300 people dying in an airborne explosion. Maybe a few ground casualties from falling debris. 9-11 cannot happen again. Is this worth the security measures, or is the old method of metal detectors, bomb sniffing dogs and the old pat downs / wands enough? The answer is it is more than enough.

      Flying is a privilege. If you feel the old security isn't enough to protect you, YOU drive. Let us fly while still maintaining our dignity.

    7. Re:Complete safety is impossible by guspasho · · Score: 1

      Freedom from unreasonable search and seizure is a right. And just because we may choose to participate in an activity that isn't an enumerated right in the Constitution, such as flying, it does not give the government a pass to ignore that right. There is no exception to the 4th Amendment that says "unless you want to board a plane", and the government does not have the right to impose unconstitutional rules to restrict my ability to do things that aren't explicitly protected in the Constitution (of which there are many.) That's just tautological.

      We absolutely should try to secure air travel, but this isn't making air travel any more secure. Someone here, in one of the more visible posts, linked to an article that talks about what they do in Israel, and they have a lot more experience dealing with the threat of terrorism than we do. They are appalled by the TSA's ineptitude. They employ professionals. They have multiple minor, non-invasive checks along the way to the plane. They don't allow people to queue up in large lines or crowds that make excellent targets for bombers.

      This stuff the TSA is doing is security theater meant to make it look like they are protecting us when really they are just wasting all our time and money. Just consider the quality of people they hire to be screeners. The TSA has only been playing Whack-A-Mole with possible threats, and they have never caught anyone. They have been utterly incompetent. And now with these "enhanced pat-downs", aka full-on sexual molestation, they are in the business of intimidating passengers into compliance. If you don't go through the porno-scanner, which is your right to opt-out of, you will be sexually molested, so that it is as uncomfortable as possible to opt-out of the porno-scanner. And if you refuse to submit to either, you will be fined $10,000.

      All of this is a violation of my Constitutional right to be free from unreasonable search and seizure, to be secure in my person and effects, which I do not give up and cannot give up simply by trying to board a plane. That flying is not a right has nothing to do with it.

      I don't even know where to begin with your horrible analogy. One of the other people who responded to you had it right though. It isn't to get me to block your blows, it's to get me to panic and flail about wildly. By definition they want to terrorize us, and we are doing a good job of responding by acting like a terrorized populace.

    8. Re:Complete safety is impossible by Cowmonaut · · Score: 1

      There is a constitutional right to travel freely within the united states. How you do that is up to you. You seem to be missing the point in that this doesn't happen on Trains (including Subways) or Buses (though they are thinking of making it happen that way too) so it shouldn't happen on Airplanes. Period. Besides, the founding fathers didn't need to know about any of this crap. What they knew was enough: the only way to be 100% safe is to be locked up, and death was better than that. Its more important to be free and face risk of injury than to lose all freedom for the false notion that it makes you safer.

  175. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by oldspewey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... or if a passenger chooses not to submit to being showered with radiation inside a device with untested health effects.

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  176. Thank you! by maddogkistler · · Score: 1

    If you have any children you know that all 3 year olds should be checked, they're crazy and you never know what they are packing!

  177. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by lgw · · Score: 1

    can bankrupt Circuit City or Apple or even Microsoft via boycott. You cannot bankrupt the Monopoly known as government. They just suck the money direct from your paycheck.

    That isn't quite true. You can't avoid buying the "product", but the government can still find itself bankrupt because the Laffer Curve has a maximum. At some point there's simply no way for the government to raise more revenue, because every new tax reduces the economy accordingly. We pretty close to that point now, and sadly, approaching bankruptcy if other countries decline to lend us more money.

    Maybe we could delay that day by entirely defunding the TSA! Sounds win-win to me - TSA airport security is no higher than when we just had a metal detector and an X-Ray, and no security lines, it's just more intrusive.

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  178. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please explain the H^H^H^H thing (I realize that it can be other characters, but following the format of ^ ^ ^ ^ ^). I've never understood it.

  179. Theatre ? by alexhs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anybody really think that an old ladies sewing needles are a threat to the airplane?

    Didn't you hear about the Sleeping Beauty fairy tale ? The needle is poisoned. Excepted that instead of a 115-year-old lady looking like a 15-year-old girl, you would have a 15-year-old-girl looking like a 115-year-old lady.

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  180. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paraphrased from a popular movie, the point in still intact:

    "I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of guarding our civil liberties, thereby those important events of the past, associated with the deaths of those who fought and bled, and even fled for our freedoms ... I thought we could mark recent events by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat.

    There are of course those who do not want us to speak out. Why? Because while the the threat of imprisonment may be used in lieu of explanation or accountability, words will always retain their power. For those who will listen, the enunciation of truth... and the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there?

    Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have officials threating you with arrest, sexual harrassement and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission.

    How did this happen? Who's to blame?

    Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, we the people must hold them accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terrorism, bomb scares. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your fear you allowed your representatives to turn to the TSA. They promised you order, he promised you safety, and all they demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent.

    Even now as we speak, your fellow citizens and seek to end that silence. To expose the abuses of those in power in the name of security and to remind this country of what it has forgotten.

    More than two hundred years ago, our forefathers wished to embed inalienable rights to society within the document enumerating the supreme law of the land. Their hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest you allow the 24th of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside your fellow citizens, outside the X-ray scanners and security gates of the TSA, and together we shall give them a 24th of November that they shall not forget."

  181. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know someone who has done these types of tests too - a couple of months ago he was taking a dismantled gun & bullets through security. He'd gone through ok, but one of the guards noticed his government id (has to carry that handy, for obvious reasons) and they re-searched his bag & found the gun. Never found the bullets, though, and he was pretty sure that if they hadn't seen the id he'd have been home free.

  182. video not available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Video is not available in germany. youtube claims copyright issues with "tribune"

  183. Free hand jobs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes me wonder if one could organize a flashmob of folks planning to travel on a certain day to opt out of the machine scans and play up a desire to be touched when security searches them. "Oh baby, frisk me one more time!"

  184. Leaving is a right by phorm · · Score: 1

    Um, yes, but I'm fairly sure that if you decide to LEAVE the airport without flying and not being groped/scanned, you do have a right to do so. Except in that case the TSA has threatened to sue for about $10k...

    1. Re:Leaving is a right by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      I only recently heard about this... If it's true it's complete bullshit and I won't disagree that it's a violation of the 4th amendment. They can stop you from boarding the plane without a search, if you turn around and leave to take a train instead, hey, that's your business.

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  185. Re:So friggin' what? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    You don't even need to be willing to kill the child, since people going though the same security checks end up in the same room on the other side at a lot of airports, even though they're bound for different planes. Even if they didn't, just get the child to scream and scream until it gets thrown off the plan after boarding.

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  186. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We the people should try to make the US more like the EU - most of the power remains reserved to the Member States while the central government's powers are few and limited.

    This comment probably made a lot of Slashdot's EU readers chuckle.

  187. A quote for the times: by merc · · Score: 1

    "Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victim may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."
    -- C. S. Lewis

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  188. Another sign of poor parenting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The little girl's reaction was the parents fault. If the parents corrected her and calmed her down there wouldn't have been all that drama.

  189. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by oji-sama · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You remember that one only needs to cut through a single major artery to kill a person?

    True, but how many arteries to crash a plane?

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  190. My nine month old and I were patted down on Monday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    We were flying back from Atlanta and it was myself, my 3 year old and my nine month old. I have always work an ergo (no metal components in it) to carry my son as anyone with kids knows traveling with kids requires taking a ton of crap. We went through the metal detector and the agent said we had to get patted down because he was in a harness. It was funny because the agent that was tasked with doing the pat down was confused and went back to check if we had actually set off the metal detector. The agent at the detector said we had not but had to get patted down because it was TSA policy that if I was wearing the carrier, we both had to get patted down. I could tell the agent that did the pat down was completely embarrassed by the incident.

    Sadly, I don't feel any safer with the new procedures.

  191. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a very dangerous attitude to have. There is a reason that, in the US, 'right' is inherently granted and law only restricts. Law does not 'grant' rights.

    Think of the bill of rights. What is the language? Not, "you have the right to do this," but "the government shall not."

  192. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We the people should try to make the US more like the EU - most of the power remains reserved to the Member States while the central government's powers are few and limited.

    We tried that once. It was called the Articles of Confederation.

  193. Terrorists Scaring America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've always wondered why terrorists didn't just blow themselves up in the airport at the screening center. Just as effective, just as terrifying, etc. However, I just realized why they don't... They'd be killing their allies, the TSA! What's the definition of a terrorist anyways? Something about striking fear into the hearts of people? What's the TSA doing? Hmmm...

  194. 3 year olds by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

    You do have to watch out for those toddlers. Have you seen the kinds of drugs they have 3 year olds on these days?

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  195. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by jiteo · · Score: 1

    That said, we do aircraft security poorly. Current methods are crude, invasive, and let through as much as they stop. What's the right answer? I don't know. We clearly need some form of aircraft security, but the way we do it now is reactive, incomplete, and embarrassing for everyone involved. Not to mention a huge waste of time, and causing little girls to cry.

    We could ask Israel. I've flown out of Tel Aviv (admittedly, a few years ago, so my memory is fuzzy) and it was a hell of a lot more pleasant than the stories I'm seeing out of the US. And both El Al and Ben Gurion Airport are considered some of the most (if not the most) secure in the world. (Info from Wikipedia, but cited over there.)

  196. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not just threatened. Charges were actually filed and the fines are piling up.

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  198. Absolutely agree. Refuse to be terrorized! by Chirs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously, all this security theatre stuff is basically giving in to the terrorists.

    The only way to win against terrorists is to *ignore* them and go about your life as before. I do like your ideas about supporting those affected. It might not be a bad idea to look at the root causes of terrorism as well.

  199. TSA has a new mascot by Phizzle · · Score: 3, Funny

    its the PEDOBEAR!

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  200. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

    Any argument can be reduced to absurdity. The absurd reduction of your is that if the government has no right to search anyone without a warrant ever, then it essentially has no right to any secure facilities at all. Courthouses, military bases, police stations, they should all take down their security check points and let anyone wander in or out with anything they want. Hey prisons to! We don't need to check people walking into prisons for weapons they may turn over to inmates.

    There are lots of places you can't go without some form of security check, because of the danger to 1) yourself 2) others 3) information the government has deemed sensitive. Airplanes are one of them. Right to movement is certainly a right. You can move freely throughout the country without documentation, just not necessarily on a commercial aircraft.

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  201. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, it's pretty much a daily thing for him.

  202. pretty sick... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    sure, with the proper video, at the right angle, someone could in fact use it to bring some of these agents to court for molesting a minor, and that would put a major dent in someone wanting to pat down a minor....

    Agent>Now let's see, if i was a nail clipper , where would i be hiding, oh yes....right here in your private genitals....
    Father>What the hell are you doing
    Agent>It's ok, we are airport security we can do what we want when we want....see I am checking out your kid's privates and there is nothing you can do....now let me get back to inspecting the kids genitals please...

    Seriously, I have no kid, but anyone that does could set it up, and video it, and start the process of going to the courts, to see if this insanity will finally stop!!!

  203. I'm off Topic. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Off Topic: Are you saying that we cannot expect our government employees to have good decision making skills and professionalism with only 12 years of training? I'm not saying I disagree with you. It's just that nobody makes your point when the topic is education.

  204. It can't see through everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based on the information in the wikipedia entry for here:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extremely_high_frequency
    it looks like the scans would have trouble seeing through wet clothes.
    This will, of course, lead to strip searches if you can just hide stuff underneath your wet underwear.

  205. What we trying to do is to kill the messenger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time some three letter agency (this is the important keyword) does something despicable we start throwing fireballs at it instead of directing our anger at the correct entity or entities the Congress, the Senate, the President. It is pointless to attack the Agent while the Principal allowed to watch the show. IRS or TSA is not the real problem, they are just actors they are mostly covering their own asses.

  206. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's nothing wrong with searching people getting on flights.

    Funny how we did just fine for 40+ years of commercial air travel without it. The risk of dying in a plane crash is tiny to start with -- about 1 in 11 million -- and the risk of being the victim of a terrorist attack is smaller still. This is a) a waste of taxpayer dollars in simple terms of ROI, b) a violation of the 4th Amendment by all but the most extreme of standards, c) a clear and present example of the "slippery slope" principle in action. First metal detectors, then x-rays, then luggage searches, then shoe removal, then body scanners, then pat downs, then "enhanced" pat downs (are those anything like enhanced interrogation techniques?), and what's next? It's obscene. It's allowing ourselves to behave in a terrorized fashion. And I have no qualms about someone seeing me naked, or irrational fear of what amounts to little more than background radiation. It's not about that. It's the principle of subjecting ourselves (and our loved ones) to degrading, unnecessary, ineffective, overreaching, and (IMO) unconstitutional practices just because someone yells "Boo!" It's outrageous that people allow themselves to be cowed like this.

    Look, if the "turrists" want to get us, they can. There are ample opportunities where huge amounts of people congregate that dwarf the contents of any plane (or any 4 planes for that matter), many with little or no security. Even putting aside the idea that there's no such thing as foolproof security, even if we secure those locations, they'll just pick others. Playing whack-a-mole is not the way to win -- the way to win is not to play that game.

  207. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

    Mod++ Devious. Twisted. And probably 100% true. :-)

  208. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1

    You can ship packages UPS Ground to Hawaii so why not?

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  209. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ah the love it or leave it attitude.

    Comply or die...

    Since when is it constitutional to treat every traveler as if they are a criminal?

    If it is so neccesary, why dont we extend that thinking to every other aspect of our culture by law. (We've already done it mentally).

    In other words, we already treat people as guilty until proven innocent. Being searched at an airport is guilty until proven innocent by search.

    In every way this is a violation of civil rights. How we justify it... well thats another thing. But this is a violation of civil rights and the ideals we hold dear.

    I understand the balance between security and rights, its a tough one to sort out at times.... and everyone has a right to land safely at their destination... in theory.

    You see because more planes crash due to mechanical failure than terrorism. Terrorism is such a tiny risk factor when flying. It's more likely you will crash due to a mechanical failure.

    Our country was founded long before many of these marvelous inventions... cars for example. Do you have a right to drive? The founding fathers would probably say you do, if you so chose... and that the government should not be saying who can and can not drive. Did the government say who can and can not own horses? I actually do not know that answer... I'd be curious to know.

  210. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by igaborf · · Score: 1

    Tell me, exactly what does the US government have to do to its citizens for it to be newsworthy?

    Tax them. Apparently, that's the only government activity that's objectionable.

  211. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flying isn't a right.

    This isn't for the government to decide. The bill of rights pretty plainly lays that out. Whatever rights and privileges are not described in the constitution are left to the people. Not only does the bill of rights not give the government the right to invasive search without probably cause, it specifically excludes it. The federal government, by order of the most foundational laws of the country, may not, no matter how badly they want to, or how safe it would make us, perform such searches as a precondition to allowing citizens to fly.

  212. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by lennier1 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Only one, considering sky marshals carry firearms and therefore present a source for better ways to down a plane.

  213. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds more to me like he wants to get from MD to California to drink alcohol and have sex with people of the same gender.

  214. Children and Security - Recipie for disaster by thebiss · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those of you without kids:

    I've traveled domestically and abroad 14 times in the last 4 years, with a 1 through 4 year old, plus gear. At 1, they don't notice. At two and three, she would reliably freak out at security. My conclusions: The wait tests her patience. The packing/unpacking, undressing/dressing, unstrollering/strollering, takes away all of her comfort. Then, her mother walks away, through a big machine, towards a person with a wand.

    We've learned it's best if mom goes first carrying nothing but a boarding pass, so that my daughter walks through the machine, to her mother. Then I follow, with absolutely all the gear. Often there is a meltdown, but then one parent is 100% focused on it, while the other worries about stuff, repeat scans, etc.

    Now three of those twelve times, security has helped us a lot. In JFK, Hong Kong, and Beijing, they pulled us aside, and screened us in the priority/first-class lane. There's fewer people, a more enclosed space, and less overall distraction.

    This post is just about kids and travel trouble; everyone else has the body-cavity-searches-sucks thread covered.

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    1. Re:Children and Security - Recipie for disaster by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Apparently you can no longer carry the boarding pass. I was sent back to the conveyor belt to put the boarding pass through the x-ray in San Diego. Yes a boarding pass is the new threat.

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    2. Re:Children and Security - Recipie for disaster by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      Apparently you can no longer carry the boarding pass. I was sent back to the conveyor belt to put the boarding pass through the x-ray in San Diego. Yes a boarding pass is the new threat.

      Hey, man, you get a crazy threatening to give YOU paper cuts and see how fast you give up your paper!

  215. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by rogerz · · Score: 1

    I agree that flying on a commercial airline is not a right (though there is a right to build one's own aircraft and fly it in "common" air space, so long as one obeys reasonable safety restrictions regarding other traffic, but that's another post).

    What commercial flying is, however, is a contractual arrangement between the passenger and the airline, and the government has no business interfering with that contract. The entire regime of commercial airline security is a blatant overstepping of the power granted to the government by the U.S. constitution.

    How could air travel be safe, without this intrusion, you ask? Um, who has more interest in striking the correct balance between security and convenience than the airlines themselves, and the passengers that choose to contract with them? Some airlines would install a completely laissez-faire regime, and passengers who value convenience (or are easily embarrassed, or whatever) will choose to take that risk. Other airlines will promise colonoscopies and the fearful or very extroverted will select that carrier. Most likely, the airlines will spend lots of money on hiring very good people to staff and lead this increasingly important part of their business, and we would all benefit greatly from the higher quality and choice that would ensue.

    Then, the government could focus on doing what it does best, which is bringing the fury of the U.S. armed forces to bear on the states that harbor and support the groups that actually perpetrate these acts, before they are able to organize and implement them.

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  216. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

    I do have a right to get on the plane. I purchased a ticket. I completed a business transaction. I did not sign away my rights as part of that deal. There is no justification to take away my rights in the name of security. I have the right to get on the plane I paid to be on, they do not have the right to take my rights away. If I didn't have the right to be on that plane, I would not have a ticket, and the airline would not have my money. If I pay the bus driver, I have every right to be on that bus.

  217. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    hoping that the shoes don't get jostled going in

    I've always been able to place them on the conveyor myself.

    that the officer and passengers around you don't see you slip the knife under the shoes

    You do that before you get to the airport, not after.

  218. You're getting it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you tell someone that something like that isn't happening, and you don't have a clue whether this is the case or not, and you know that nothing has been done so that this doesn't happen, it is an outright lie.

  219. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by enjerth · · Score: 1
  220. Does this count as molestation? by name_already_taken · · Score: 1

    Even the TSA has stated that the recent methods are likely to be uncomfortable for many, especially those who have been victimized by molestation.

    How about you turn it around on them?

    Genitals and breasts are vigorously groped instead of the older method of using the backs of the hands only.

    You had me at "vigorously grouped". How about everyone who goes to the airport on national opt-out day take a Viagra beforehand?

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    1. Re:Does this count as molestation? by Stregano · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am already one step ahead of you and do it whenever I fly "just in case"

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    2. Re:Does this count as molestation? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      To paraphrase Apple's slogan: There's an XKCD strip for that! http://xkcd.com/779/

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    3. Re:Does this count as molestation? by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      Obligatory XKCD. I'd do it if it were available over the counter. I'm not willing to go through faking to get an Rx or get it from questionable sources.

      There were other ideas I saw, including kilts without anything underneath. I'm sure there are other ways you can take out out on the TSA officer, but regretfully that won't change policies that come from the top.

  221. Sexual assault of a minor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't flown recently (and don't plan to), so I don't know the detail of the new groping procedure. Do they actually stick their hands in your pants?? And do they change their gloves between passengers? I really hope the person in front of you doesn't have an open herpes sore.

    If they do touch children's genitals (even over clothing), then need to be charged with sexual assault of a minor. I shouldn't have to explain to my 4 year old daughter that no stranger should ever touch your vagina, except for federal officals.

    I also think all people going through the terahertz and x-ray scanners should file FOIA requests for the pictures taken of them. These will naturally be denied since the TSA says they don't save the images. I also think this is a complete lie, and it's only a matter of time before high-res TSA image sets get leaked onto bittorrent or wikileaks. The FOIA requests will provide legal documentation of the TSA's lies when the images are finally leaked.

    The only way for the TSA to fix this, that I can see, is to actively do racial/culteral/religious profiling and interviewing. A side benefit of this would be that Al Qaeuda would have to start recruiting outside of the Young Male Arab demographic, which might make it easier for us to infiltrate them.

  222. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by chris+mazuc · · Score: 1
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  223. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by nschubach · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It still makes me wonder how this is not a violation of the warrant-less search and seizure clause.

    I mean, innocent until proven guilty, probably cause does not exist (does it?) so searching someone in an airport would (IMO) be a warrant-less search unless there's a judge standing at the gates and the TSA agent is asked to swear by oath that the person that just walked through the door has committed a crime.

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  224. Re:So friggin' what? by Godskitchen · · Score: 1

    Why is parent modded flamebait?

  225. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

    Where do you get a love it or leave it attitude in my post? I think there's lots of things wrong with this country. I think the way we do airport security is wrong (as I've said about 15 times in this thread). I'm just saying that this particular argument for this particular issue is fallacious. The 4th amendment prevents the government from *forcing you* to submit a search. There is no force here. You either voluntarily submit to the search, or you don't fly commercial air. If there were no travel alternatives to commercial air, their might be a stronger case for this being "force", but there are. Lots of them. Some are even faster, though generally more expensive.

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  226. I for one... by Old+VMS+Junkie · · Score: 1

    I'm relieved that the TSA is finally stepping up to protect us from the threat of three year olds with explosive diahrrhea.

  227. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by nschubach · · Score: 1

    But (at least in the US) if California decided to put up cameras everywhere, people could have a choice and move to another state without needing a passport, etc.

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  228. Perpetual Fear Possible Death by stcdm33 · · Score: 1

    300 million people living in fear with little rights to their own privacy or personal space > the chance a plane goes down once in a while.

  229. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Obfuscant · · Score: 3, Funny
    If you set the metal detector off it's never a "oh, must be your shoes, you can go." It's always, take whatever you have on off, and if you set it off a 2nd time you get the full pat down.

    Before the "take off your shoes" nonsense, I used to wear lightweight hiking shoes when flying. Better ankle support. So, one time I'm flying out of PDX (Portland OR) and I go through the metal detector -- BING BING!

    I get wanded, and when they get to my feet, BING BING! They make me take them off and then carry them over to another Xray machine. The dope is telling me "your shoes have metal plates in them. " I know that is ridiculous. It's a lie. I say so. The dope tells me, well, sometimes they put a metal plate in the sole of one "by accident". I say that he's full of shit.

    So, to prove me wrong, he takes me over to the xray machine where he says the image from my shoes is still on the screen. Except what is on the screen is obviously a full-sized, calf-high boot -- not like mine at all. Complete bullshit.

    What this dope did not know, or did not admit, is that the metal wanding process at Portland Airport was being done without raising your feet off the floor, and the wand was reacting, every time, to the REBAR in the concrete flooring. EVERYONE who got wanded had metal-shanked shoes! Obviously!

    Security theater at its best. Or worst.

    Now we xray all boots, even metal containing ones, so all a bad guy has to do is put his knife in the sole of his boot and take it out when he gets on the plane. Oh, wait, this is clearly impossible. Never mind.

  230. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

    Hm....groped by one individual who will then have to recall the event from memory in order to humiliate me to his co-workers, or scanned by a machine that produces a humiliating picture for all those present in the room to see (and potentially to share with others; even if the machine doesn't save the pictures - and they do - people can still use their camera phone...)

    I'll take the groping. It's more embarrassing for the groper to touch me than it is for them to see a picture of me.

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  231. Obligatory .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither." - Benjamin Franklin

  232. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by IDtheTarget · · Score: 1

    I'm military. When I'm given an order to go somewhere, I haven't a choice. I have no intrinsic right to *not* get on the plane. So I'm in the army to protect the rights of citizens, but the government is taking them away...

  233. Video Date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Anyone else catch the date at the start of the video? It looks like April 9, 2009 to me. While upsetting this is still over two years old

    1. Re:Video Date by artao · · Score: 1

      um, So What? it still happened, and it was still the TSA. Also, being Nov. 17, 2010 today, April 9, 2009 was only about 20 months ago, not 'over' two years (24 months). Yes, upsetting. Yes, even if that old, it's still relevant.

  234. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    It is as much a non-story as anyone else going through "enhanced" screening, yes, but people seem to care more when it happens to a child. Of course, not screening children would open an obvious vulnerability -- nevermind the fact that body cavities, and the screeners themselves for that matter, are a much greater vulnerability. When can we stop pretending that security theater is anything other than a mild deterrent? Nobody who's willing to risk getting caught by a metal detector is going to be deterred by a body scan or a pat down, random or otherwise.

  235. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's a huge multi-ton craft moving at incredibly high speed and maneuverable on a three dimensional axis; in short a potential weapon of mass destruction.

    Then semis, trucks, vans, and cars are just smaller weapons of mass destruction?
    I guess we need more regulations to let us travel in our privately own property.
    Planes are different, you say? Well, they're privately owned property too.

    People are paying for a service (to fly place to place). They are not paying for the service of being scanned by the TSA.

  236. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    As for me, I bought my nonrefundable tickets before these damnable scanners were installed at San Jose airport. So for many of us, the airlines have our money, and short of a lawsuit, we don't really have a choice but to put up with it. Next year, however, I'll be getting a sleeper car on Amtrak. Even traveling halfway across the country, it's absolutely worth it to me to pay several times as much and spend three times as long just to not have to put up with the TSA's bullshit.

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  237. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by nschubach · · Score: 1

    Sure it is. The goverment has an obligation to enable/regulate interstate commerce. By mandating that you have to drive where someone else may fly, they are impeding in that.

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  238. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Explosives aren't going to take off a wing unless there is a LOT of boom. Small explosives are more likely to cause sudden decompression, which can rapidly damage a plane if it occurs at altitude. This reduces the chance of the plan going down and hitting a heavily populated area.

    If you want to take the plane down over a heavily populated area, it's rapidly approaching the point where DIYing a SAM would be far easier than getting the amount of explosives required to take down a plane from inside at low altitudes onto a plane.

  239. This is all a bit ridiculous. by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

    Yes, I agree that in general, the TSA could do a better job with their PR and interact with the public with a little more respect, but what do you legitimately expect them to do? There are those that will say it's "security theater" and that people who want to get explosives on a plane will find a way. Ok, fine, I can agree with that. So these people might say that the TSA should just give up because their searches won't catch the really determined terrorists. Seriously? Just give up, that's your answer? If I was one of those really determined terrorists, one of my first thoughts would be to get the crabbiest kid I could find, and load her up with explosives in the hope that the TSA guys will just let her go through when she pitches a hissy fit. These guys actually did their job, and they catch hell for it. Can someone point out exactly what the point of this article is (i.e. what was done improperly)?

  240. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by mr_bubb · · Score: 0

    Pure gold, baby.

  241. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by chris+mazuc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Would you have that attitude about cars if someone started detonating car bombs in populated areas? After all, you can walk right?

    I don't have a problem with licenses or real security, but this is way too fucking far. I'm sorry you don't see it that way.

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  242. Attention pedophiles by dbet · · Score: 1

    Sign up for a job with the TSA. All the kiddy-groping you could want, fully legal.

  243. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd suggest driving out of the US and getting on a plane from a sane country.

  244. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by chris+mazuc · · Score: 1

    Again, I'm not defending the TSA or the way we do airport security, but saying that he 4th amendment protects you from airport security is just stupid. The government cannot force you to submit to a search of your person without a warrant, it can and will force you to submit to a search of your person before allowing you into certain areas of its sphere of control. As long as the only penalty is not allowing you into that area, there's no legal issue.

    So if people start setting off car bombs you would be ok with government mandated searches of your car every time you bring it onto a government constructed highway? After all, you can walk right?

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  245. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The bit about being threatened with lawsuits was in reference to a recent case in San Diego where a passenger was asked to leave the airport by security when he wouldn't consent to the enhanced search and was then threatened with a lawsuit for doing so.

    Fixed that for you :)

  246. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The 9th amendment doesn't need to say anything about planes or spaceships for that matter. The genius of the US constitution is that the founders crafted it in such a way that said the government can and cannot do x,y,z and everything else is an inherent right of being human. There is a large and interesting discussion between the writers about enumerating any rights at all because they were afraid they could be construed as you have done - that they are listed out and finite.

    Also, at this point there will NEVER be another plane turned missile. That was a one time chance that Al Queda used effectively, but going forward they will have to kill every single person on the plane to do it again and I just don't see that happening. If you think about it further you'll see that 9/11 nearly put a halt to all plane hijackings. From now on if any hijacking starts to occur there will be a huge fight on the plane whereas before people were taught to go with it and they would eventually be let off.

  247. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by i.r.id10t · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We tried that, back in 1860... the Fed government didn't like it, not one bit at all...

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  248. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

    The fourth amendment says the government can't force you to submit to a search. They're not forcing you. You don't HAVE to get on that plane. They're not going to send you jail if you don't submit to the search, they're not letting you get on the plane.

    Actually, if you refuse to submit to the search, you're subjected to a civil suit and a $10,000 fine. You can't just say "no" and then leave the security area.

    Not quite the same as sending you to prison, no... but enough of a threat nonetheless.

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  249. just strip naked by BrianPage · · Score: 1

    reject being scanned. request pat-down. take off clothes prior to pat-down. hilarity ensues. indecency is already abound, why not add some more.

  250. This video is actually ~3 years old. by jhutcheson · · Score: 1

    It's worth noting that this video is actually ~3 years old and, while what happened is objectionable, it was not done under the recently changed policies. Take note of the color of the TSA screener's shirts (white).

    1. Re:This video is actually ~3 years old. by artao · · Score: 1

      um, So What? it still happened, and it was still the TSA. Also, being Nov. 17, 2010 today, April 9, 2009 (original date from what I've read) was only about 20 months ago, nowhere near "3 years" (36 months). I had at first heard over 2 years old, and now it's over 3 years old. Soon this video will be from the 80s. Yes, objectionable. And YES!, even if that old, it's still relevant!!!!

    2. Re:This video is actually ~3 years old. by jhutcheson · · Score: 1

      It matters because there are different policies in place. Relevance is literally keyed to that. A good example of that is how, under the new policy, children 12 and under are exempt from the pat-downs. As to the date of the video, I'm sure you've read many things on the internet. If you feel like contacting the actual station and inquiring, you'll get the same answer that I did. In some circles it's called fact-checking, while simply googling around is not a real substitute. Anyway, I'm just pointing out some factual issues about this example and not trying to take away from the overall debate in the least. I just feel it's important to focus on current examples of the policy in force and keep the debate relevant to current conditions.

  251. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

    This article is the first I've heard of that, and I completely agree that it's screwed up.

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  252. Sarcastic submitter - ignorant of history by frist · · Score: 1

    I, for one, feel much safer knowing the TSA is protecting us from impressionable minds warped by too much Dora the Explorer.

    Because no one has ever planted explosives on a child before...

    1. Re:Sarcastic submitter - ignorant of history by frist · · Score: 1

      Like this http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529832,00.html No one remembers Vietnam either right? With little kids sent to walk up to troups while holding a grenade. Remember, no profiling allowed so everyone gets treated just the same by the TSA...

    2. Re:Sarcastic submitter - ignorant of history by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      Because the USA is just like the peak of the Vietnam War, right?

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  253. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by mikestew · · Score: 1

    One might insert the typical "turn in your geek card" witty retort, but having a reason to know this probably goes back twenty years or more. As others explained, it's the backspace control code (and ^W does whole words).

    The reason it's a "thing" is because it didn't always work on all terminals with all software. To make it simple, imagine an email to your boss that says, "sir, I strongly disagree with..." but shows up on the bosses terminal as "you bumbling ass^W^W^Wsir, you're an idiot^W^W^WI strongly disagree with..."

  254. BEHAVIORAL Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BEHAVIOR profling, you fucktard.
    See you're a primary example of what's wrong with the US.

  255. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

    This is pretty extreme. With the "enhanced" pat downs, I would not be surprised at all if this girl starts showing signs of PTSD similar to those of other children that have been molested.

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  256. Catholic priests flock to join TSA by David+Gerard · · Score: 1, Troll

    SECURITY BROADWAY, Iron Curtain, Wednesday — In the wake of Transport Security Administration staff forcing a "full pat-down" on a three-year-old child, Catholic priests have been clamouring to work for the government department.

    The TSA, which has apprehended only slightly less than one terrorist in its nine years of operation, welcomed the new recruits to the fold. "We need people with experience in dealing with young people," said TSA head John Pistole, "in telling people what to do and in making the innocent feel guilty. And the enthusiasm! They're not your typical bored minimum-wager, no way! Also, they have better uniforms."

    Mr Pistole reiterated the patriotic duty that drives the TSA in their work. "Fondling little girls' genitals is vital to protecting America from TERRORISTS. Remember: if TSA staff can't finger your daughter, the TERRORISTS have won!" He then strangled a kitten for our photographer.

    Cardinal Bernard Law returned to America from the Vatican especially for the opportunity to create government-funded child pornography with the new "naked" scanners. "It's top quality stuff, too. The tears, the pain — the things that make this sort of thing really worthwhile."

    "They were nasty men," said three-year-old TSA molestee Mandy Simon. "But it clearly demonstrates the iron necessity of the holy Jihadic destruction of the West. Allahu akbar! Daddy? I done a boo-boo."

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  257. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Myopic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now the "Think of the Children" bastards that condone this garbage in the first place have to start re-thinking their cause.

    No they won't. I don't think that kind of person is affected by cognitive dissonance.

  258. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reminds me of the scene in Airplane 2 where the TSA pulls an old lady out of the line and puts a gun to her head while terrorists walk through the metal detector with machine guns in the background.

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  259. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by AshtangiMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This. The reactions to 9-11 have amounted to a huge win for the terrorists. Anyone who thinks their life is safer as a result of any of this (outside some provisions in the patriot with regards to information sharing amongst different agencies) is a tool.

  260. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    Umm... $10,000 fine if you chose to submit to neither, not to fly and just turn around and go home. I don't know how much you make but for most of us that is pretty @#%#@ close to forcing.

  261. Large organizations will outlive the scandal by rsborg · · Score: 1

    There may be some folk thrown under the bus, but the bus (backscatter scanners, big brother, new world order) will keep moving in the general same direction.

    Once the media was fully corrupted/owned by corporations and intelligence community, we lost the battle and it was only a matter of time before 1984-style big-brother became reality... to quote Mr. Smith:

    what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?

    The (non-rich) people have lost their voice, and it's a matter of time before this scandal is old-news, sadly.

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  262. What is "indecent exposure" by callmebill · · Score: 1

    How much clothing can I remove in the security line and not get arrested? Jacket... shoes... belt... How about my pants, and shirt? If I strip to my boxers and walk through that would make a nice scene. But would I get thrown in the clink?

  263. If they want to pat me down by _0rm_ · · Score: 1

    I will make damn sure that they do it in front of everyone in line, just so that they can see how they treat American citizens. And for an added bonus, I'l give myself a boner beforehand, just to embarrass them as much as they embarrass everyone else with this bullshit. Sure, sheep may feel safer, but there are some of us in this country that actually... you know... like the 4'th amendment. I have nothing to hide, so I don't have a problem submitting to a pat-down. But people need to realize that this bullshit is nothing but wool over their eyes.

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  264. Oh my god shut up. by boxxa · · Score: 1

    I am so sick of these articles. The terrorist camps are using kids to carry explosives, weapons, etc. Just because a 3 year old is adorable and innocent in our western culture, to some terrorist groups its just a vehicle to transport a explosive device. Seriously, let anyone who complains about being searched all fly on their own airplane with the rest of the people who don't want to be violated and let the rest of us be the normal flights. I hate this mentality that flying on an airplane suddenly is in the bill of rights next to freedom of speech. Its a privilege and if you don't want to be searched and have the government violate your privacy then drive yourself or walk

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    1. Re:Oh my god shut up. by cforciea · · Score: 1

      And what about the business trips I get sent on for work? Are you planning on paying my way through life when I lose my job because I refuse to travel by plane?

    2. Re:Oh my god shut up. by babyrat · · Score: 1

      I agree wholeheartedly. In addition to the option not to fly, IT'S NOT A BIG F'ING DEAL!

      I fly almost every week for work and you stand in line for a bit, take your shoes off, put your laptop in a bin and stand in the machine for a few seconds and then move on.

    3. Re:Oh my god shut up. by artao · · Score: 1

      Hey, thanks for being willing to sacrifice freedom for illusory security. Tell me, when was the last time someone tried to use a child to initiate a terrorist attack within the U.S. Oh yeah, NEVER!! RE: your statement, "I hate this mentality that flying on an airplane suddenly is in the bill of rights next to freedom of speech. Its a privilege and if you don't want to be searched and have the government violate your privacy then drive yourself or walk" It's called the 4th Amendment. Would you object if/when the government starts randomly searching people driving or walking near an airport, or a government building? This is a rather large step in that direction. Furthermore, a few pounds of C4 could easily fit up most people's asses, and NONE of our current security measures could stop that. So, should we start allowing / accepting body cavity searches as well?? It's fools like you who are willingly driving this country straight to hell. Thanks!!

  265. TSA = low rent nazis (at best....) by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    I was recently made aware of someone taking a hunting knife (not a $20 swiss army, but an actual knife) through security with the help of steel-toed boots.

    And why should we even CARE? I don't fucking care if someone takes a huge, razor sharp katanna on a plane. It isn't like the pilots will open the door to the cockpit regardless of who a nutjob threatens to kill. Sure they can hurt some passengers, but no more so than someone with the same sorts of weapons in any crowded place.

    The only thing they need to search for is explosives. Give everyone who gets on a plane a 18" marine combat knife. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.

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    1. Re:TSA = low rent nazis (at best....) by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      If everyone on the plane had an 18" combat knife, I think I would feel much safer in general.

      News at 11, a man successfully smuggled explosives onto flight Q and was stopped from detonating the device when his seatmate rammed a knife through him. This sounds like a good reason to change security policy to me. After all, they are letting metal pointy scissors and screwdrivers on board, so why not "sharps"?

  266. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Cwix · · Score: 1

    However, searches that intrude upon a traveler's personal dignity and privacy interests, such as strip and body cavity searches, must be supported by "reasonable suspicion."[68]

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution#Border_Searches

    "nonroutine" searches must be supported by "reasonable suspicion"...
    while searches of a traveler's body, including strip, body cavity and involuntary x-ray searches, are considered "nonroutine."
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_search_exception

    This is only for borders also, other random searches are much more highly regulated when your not dealing with a border.

    4th amendment, it is my right.
    You needing the comfort of security theater is not a right.

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  267. Hang on... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I'm looking for a reference, but heard on the radio that this video was taken two years ago. It's not like it happened last weekend. This wasn't news when it happened, and is only news now because of our heightened awareness of TSA pat-downs.

    On the other hand, no telling what kind of pat-down the TSA agents would have done in this same circumstance had it happened now.

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  268. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The facist elements in our government just want to see how much we'll put up with before they come up with more sweeping police state activities.

  269. Russian Ark is a good movie with a long take by pwagland · · Score: 1

    I am surprised that no-one has mentioned Russian Ark as a good candidate for a long shot. This is a one shot ninety minute movie. Very impressive, and awesome scenery as well.

    1. Re:Russian Ark is a good movie with a long take by pwagland · · Score: 1

      Aw crap... wrong story to add the comment to Why doesn't /. have a delete my post button!

    2. Re:Russian Ark is a good movie with a long take by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      ... and it was about the security line at the Hermitage, so you're still on topic.

  270. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

    By the constitution you have the all rights, except for those explicit areas where the Gov't is granted the power to limit your rights. If not listed, it is your right. Furthermore, in the case of the airport security the only penalty is not simply not being allowed to fly. There is a monetary penalty for refusing to be screened in addition to not being allowed to fly. And please explain how privately owned aircraft are in the governments sphere of control. If we're talking about a courthouse, or the Capitol then perhaps, but the aircraft is not a government building. The only (and very thin) connection would be air traffic control and the FAA.

  271. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

    At some point there's simply no way for the government to raise more revenue

    Then they just start up the printing presses. We have a currency based on nothing, not only that but the US has a currency which many other currencies are pegged to it or use it as their primary currency or reserve. Hell, the Fed just injected, what? A few billion? A trillion? Extra 'dollars' into the economy. Yes, there -is- a point where people won't take Federal Reserve notes and start accepting coins for bullion value, but I don't think the masses have hit that point yet nor ever will unless we see a -dramatic- increase in prices.

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  272. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Myopic · · Score: 1

    I'm against this security policy like you are, but the 4th amendment only prohibits "unreasonable" searches without a warrant. All it says is "unreasoanble". To me, this policy is unreasonable, but I'm only one voice in 300million.You are a second voice. We can convince 150million more people, or we can convince five Supreme Court judges. Sadly, I don't think either of those is likely.

    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

  273. *sigh* by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    The video have left some questioning why better procedures for children aren't in place.

    BECAUSE THEY DON'T CARE! None of them do. They have no reason to. Even if the filth gets voted out, they'll just go to some cushy position their friends in the politiclass have waiting for them. They. Don't. Give. A. Gnat's. Fart.

    Geez Louise, people is there any thinking adult left who is surprised by the epic failstorms that appear on a daily basis now?

  274. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

    And, as I've said in THREE other places now, that's wrong. I hope the TSA gets it's ass handed to it over that.

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  275. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    a device with untested health effects

    True. That is, if by "untested" you mean "tested by numerous entities within the private, educational, and government sectors and found to present less radiation (that matters) than approximately two minutes worth of the exposure everyone gets while flying at 30,000 feet in the very airplanes they're about to get on. So, considering that people are specifically and willingly buying a ticket to do something that will and always has actually exposed them to wildly more radiation in the first place, that's not much of an issue, is it?

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  276. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by guspasho · · Score: 1

    Freedom from unreasonable search and seizure is a right. And just because someone chooses to participate in an activity that isn't an explicitly enumerated right somewhere in the Constitution does not give the government a pass to violate those rights that are given there.

  277. The new security may be saving lives... by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    SARS, Bird Flu, Swine Flu...

    How much worse would those epidemics have been if people wern't detered from flying around on a whim by the TSA?

    Ironically, 9/11 may have saved more lives by slowing down those diseases than were lost that day...

    1. Re:The new security may be saving lives... by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      the last several terror attacks on planes were stopped by passengers. What is the TSA doing again to people just trying to travel? No reason for prison security at the airport.

  278. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by jhoegl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It still makes me wonder how this is not a violation of the warrant-less search and seizure clause.

    I mean, innocent until proven guilty, probably cause does not exist (does it?) so searching someone in an airport would (IMO) be a warrant-less search unless there's a judge standing at the gates and the TSA agent is asked to swear by oath that the person that just walked through the door has committed a crime.

    Because it is a place of business, and in order to gain access to that place of business you must follow their rules or leave. Of course this is a government sponsored security restriction, but that is their logic to how they can validate this type of treatment.
    Oh, and I believe the TSA made these two options or else policy is to force people to use the expensive scanners because they found that people did not want to use them.

  279. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by guspasho · · Score: 1

    This only works when people protest loudly enough. This does not work when encroachments are instituted gradually enough, such as in the past ten years of TSA history.

  280. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

    In the same boat as you. This year I plan to make a huge scene. Either yelling ""Stop molesting them, HELP !", or "HELP ! He is Touching My Penis! HELP !" I did not sign away my rights as part of the business transaction that took place between me and the airline I bought my ticket from. I won't fly again. I looked at train for the same trip. 5 extra travel days, $40 more. Worth it for me from this point on.

  281. Touch my Kids Junk and I will have you arrested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want a T-shirt that says

    "Touch my kids 'Junk' and ill have you arrested"

  282. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by jemenake · · Score: 1

    so i'm supposed to drive to hawaii? jackass.

    Well, before I address your comment, I'd like to start off by saying that I agree that this is all security theater. You can't take knives on board, but you can take glass. You can't take flammable liquids on board unless they're distributed amongst 3oz bottles.

    Now, having said that, I agree with the person you responded to. Flying isn't compulsory. So, you reply with "but how the hell am I going to get to Hawaii?!?!". Now, some people would reply that you can take a cruise. But I think they're missing a larger point: Going to Hawaii isn't even compulsory. The gov't isn't requiring you to go to Hawaii. But, if you do want to go, and if you want to take this mode of transport, then those are the tradeoffs.

    The world is full of provisos like this and you don't give them a second thought. If you want to ride in my car, you can't smoke. If you want to smoke during the drive, then go in someone else's car. If you want to spend the night at my mother's house and you're not married to your sweetie, then you can't sleep in the same room. If you want to sleep in the same room as your sweetie, then don't crash at my mother's house. For some reason, you've selected this particular trade-off for "enhanced seething"; probably having to do with how we've all taken flying for granted.

    Again, we can co-miserate all day about how this is total bullshit, and about how women get pat-downs more than men or whatever, but this indignation about being subjected to this "for the crime of buying a plane ticket"... give me a break. You could apply that to just about anything. For the "crime of getting a driver's license", you're required to drive on one side of the street and not drive too fast. For the "crime of buying tickets to a football game", you're often limited in how many beers you can buy. For the "crime of wanting to have a mate", you're required to stay in shape and not be an asshole until after the wedding.

    These are all optional things, which carry ancillary requirements to do them. For some people, the trade-off is worth it, so the suck it up and deal. For others, it's not worth it, so they just go do something else.

  283. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by gringer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The risk of dying in a plane crash is tiny to start with -- about 1 in 11 million -- and the risk of being the victim of a terrorist attack is smaller still

    Consider the following situation: Henry is a traveller in the United States, who is about to go on a flight to New York. Is it more likely that he would die from a plane crash, or die from a plane crash caused by a terrorist action.

    The quirky thing about how humans think is that if you set up a question like this, many people will pick the second option, even though it is more specific.

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  284. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by mug+funky · · Score: 1

    planes don't explode from a little hole like it's total recall (i love than movie).

  285. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    Flying isn't a right. They aren't saying "submit to a search" which would be a clear violation of your rights. They're saying "submit to a search or you can't get on the plane". You have no intrinsic right to get on the plane, they can be put preconditions on your doing so

    Really? I don't have the right to engage in a legal business transaction with zero criminal history or court ordered sanctions without consenting to a government search? Do I have the right to walk down the street? Sit on my porch? Where do my rights end, because I was pretty sure it's where your body and property begins, but I'd love to hear the correct definition.

    We *do* have an intrinsic right to get on a plane, or train, or bus, or use our feet, because the government does *not* have the right to bar us from those activities. They can put all the preconditions they want on what I can *bring with me*, but the act of (potentially) getting on a plane does not automatically subject me to search and seizure. If the airplane companies themselves want to set a condition for searches, that's between them and me, but it's none of the government's business unless and until I commit a criminal act or plot to commit one, and not before.

  286. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by brainboyz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They're banking on the idea that by opting to fly you've "consented" to search before boarding the aircraft. Check the fine print next time you buy a ticket. It's bullshit, but they're claiming you've consented.

  287. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by mug+funky · · Score: 1

    people who wear orthotics are often let through with shoes on (they're impossible to put back on after a long flight what with all the swelling)

    not always though. there's often some insensitive cun-... clod who refuses.

  288. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by gringer · · Score: 1

    They aren't saying "submit to a search" which would be a clear violation of your rights. They're saying "submit to a search or you can't get on the plane".

    So how about these demands?

    • Dye your hair red (we'll provide the hair dye / bleach) or you can't get on the plane
    • Say you believe in the flying spaghetti monster or you can't get on the plane
    • Get a fake tan (here's a lotion you can use) or you can't get on the plane
    • Strip naked or you can't get on the plane
    • Drink this liquid or you can't get on the plane
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  289. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by bradbury · · Score: 3, Informative

    What isn't clear to most people that any X-ray process, in contrast to magnetic metal detectors or THz RF scanners, *will* damage your DNA [1,2].

    The medical community (and presumably the TSA) would like to convince you that X-ray doses are low enough that they are harmless. But IMO there is no "safe" dose. Just greater or lesser degrees of actual physical damage.

    1. The photons of X-rays and to a lesser extent short wave UV rays have sufficient energy to break atomic bonds. Breaking the atomic bonds in water can produce hydroxyl radicals which then attack DNA which can further result in DNA double strand breaks. DNA double strand break repair is error prone [3] and corrupts the genome sequence much of the time. Thus any significant quantity of X-rays will damage ones genome and will increase ones risk of cancer and/or ones rate of aging. If the TSA is really using X-ray scanners (and people are not misinterpreting the THz scanners as X-ray scanners) then the is grounds for a lawsuit and a cease and desist decision by the courts.
    2. It is useful to keep this in mind when your dentist wants to take X-rays or your hospital wants to take X-rays or run a CT-scan (which involves loads of X-rays). If you can receive treatment without the need for X-rays or CT scans it is something that deserves consideration (and even prior directives to care givers/family/facilities for permanent inclusion in ones medical record). People may be subjected to X-rays or CT scans without their permission as one can observe from many TV programs involving Emergency Room treatments.
    3. Courtesy of the exonuclease activities in the WRN and DCLRE1C (Artemis) proteins [genes] involved in DSB repair.

  290. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or from smoking pot.

  291. Kiddie Cavities by alphatel · · Score: 2, Funny
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  292. It's all about the employees IMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't really have a problem with the searches. I for one will never carry a weapon onto a plane, and even though it might be awkward to have someone view my penis through an x-ray machine, I do feel better knowing that the people who would carry weapons onto an airplane will have much more trouble doing so.

    My problem lies with the completely unqualified employees that will be viewing said penis. I think it might be appropriate to take some of those unemployed sociology graduates and put them in these positions. At least then I know that the person looking at my penis went to college. And that makes it ok somehow.

  293. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF is up with this .... "driving is not a right"

    In my state, you are not allowed to drive on public roads unless you receive a government issued license. How does it work where you live?

  294. The solution? All men to think dirty thoughts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They pat me down for all I care. They'll be more embarrassed about it than I am. In fact I'll deliberately think dirty thoughts to try to get wood. I'm sure the TSA idiots would be more embarrassed groping a bloke with a hard-on than I will be having my junk felt.

  295. Oh well. by IndigoDarkwolf · · Score: 1

    If 80% of Americans don't care, then why should I?

    1. Re:Oh well. by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      Far fewer than 20% actually fly as often as once per year.

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  296. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by shermo · · Score: 1

    or we have and the people are very dumb

    "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

    Um

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  297. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Simmeh · · Score: 1

    What most alarmist articles about CCTV Britain don't mention is the fact that millions of the cameras are privately owned covering mostly private property and not networked in any way to the police or government. The privacy aspect only becomes an issue when large aggregate data is processed, something of more concern for drivers with the national GATSO camera grid fining speeders regularly. The real reason for concern is their general uselessness in preventing crime or convicting captured criminals. We're not beating 1984 yet.

  298. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by lennier1 · · Score: 1

    Nope, but a bullet to the head of each flight crew member usually poses a danger.

  299. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by andymadigan · · Score: 1

    For that matter, as I've seen pointed out elsewhere, it's virtually impossible to get to Europe from the U.S. without flying. I was hoping to take a plane from Toronto (3 hrs away by car) but it seems that the Canadians have decided to use the strip search scanners too.

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  300. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    ...and ^W does whole words.

    You're mixing ASCII control codes with bash readline key mappings. ^W in bash is "unix-word-rubout (C-w)". ^W in ASCII is ETB - End of Transmission Block.

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  301. Divide up the scans by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

    Putting the issue of EM & radiation exposure aside and focusing on the more lurid kind of exposure -

    Why do the full body scanners have to create a full body picture? If the images from the scanner to the TSA officials were physically divided up - say, head and shoulders, upper torso, lower torso, legs and feet - there would probably be less "OMG they're seeing me nekkid!" reactions from the passengers, since the images are more anonymized.

    Of course such a solution raises numerous "yes, but.." flags, but I'd think they should be readily addressable.

    Of course they said the same thing about electronic voting machines.

    Ah, forget I said anything....

    .

  302. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually they are.
    Once a passenger has entered into that screening process, he cannot opt out of it.
    And since the screening begins when your ID is check they are saying "submit to a search"

  303. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

    I agree this is the most likely threat to aircraft today. There are many places, including residential houses, under the flight-path of major airports but far outside the security zones, where Bad People could set up improvised or even smuggled military-grade rocket systems. If you have the technology to build a bomb and an RC plane, you have the technology to do this.

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  304. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how I'd handle a pat-down from a Marlon Brando lookalike.

    I know. He coulda been a contender.

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  305. My kid didn't cry, though he should have by Sinistar2k · · Score: 1

    Oh that's nothing. When my family flew to Disney World three years ago, we had to lift my palsied son out of his wheelchair so they could pat him down and pat down the chair, swab it for explosives residue.

    That was fun.

  306. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    If you check out the British Crime Survey, you'll find that crime in England and Wales has fallen virtually every year since 1995. And the prison population is at an all time high - so they are certainly managing to convict people.

    *IF* CCTV cameras are responsible for the direction of crime stats, then they are being very effective.

    I have a friend who's car has been trashed 3 times and his shop window broken twice within the space of a year. Neither he, the neighbours, nor the police have a clue who's doing it. Now he's always been opposed to CCTV cameras, but now, being the victim of repeated crime, he sees it as the only sensible thing for him to do about it. He's getting CCTV cameras installed front and back of the property.

    See it's easy to complain about CCTV cameras if you don't feel like you need their protection. Become a victim and your perspective may well change.

  307. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Flying isn't a right"

    The ability of an airline to OFFER flight to their customers without intrusive searches IS a right. The violation is when the government begins interfering with the freedom of the two parties.

    Having ice cream isn't a right. But if I want to buy ice cream, and somebody else wants to sell it to me, a mandated ice-cream-safety strip-search DOES violate our rights.

  308. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Dthief · · Score: 1

    Hence bulletproof door, and only one pilot leaving cockpit at a time

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  309. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by shentino · · Score: 1

    There's so many dumb sheeple lulled into complacency by corporate run media that the few smart folks left get drowned out in the noise at the ballot box.

  310. Another important Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To keep and bear arms. Yep, that's correct. Owning and carrying a gun is a *RIGHT* too.

  311. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    It will happen. DUIs already excuse checkpoints; car bombs will only further reinforce the unconstitutional practice.

  312. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by lennier1 · · Score: 1

    The rule works in principle, but we all know the part about best-laid plans.

  313. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by mikestew · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're absolutely right, thanks for the reminder. I get a demerit on my geek card, but still get to keep it, right?

  314. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by sjames · · Score: 1

    A civilization may be best judged by the way it treats it's children. While our society in general seems OKish in that regard, clearly the TSA is considerably worse. Surely they could have found SOMEONE there who could manage to not terrify her and cause her to yell "STOP TOUCHING ME!".

    Early memories are formative and one of her formative memories will be of government people taking away her teddy bear and then making her stand there while they bad touch her(form her perspective).

    People are growing a bit tired of an entire government agency apparently being run by Frank Burns (but even less personable). Needlessly abusing 3 year olds is the icing on the cake. Honestly, people SHOULD be incensed about this

  315. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by shentino · · Score: 1

    As if forfeiting the price of a non refundable ticket isn't good enough for them...

  316. Let's play the "What would happen if?" game!! by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Hey... what would happen if someone realized a crowded shopping mall was a good place to blow up a lot of people easily, so they packed a stroller full of explosives and took a walk to the food court?
    (OMG! Never thought of THAT serious potential security issue! We better start searching all baby strollers as parents enter the malls, right??)

    Or, what would happen if someone decided to do a suicide bombing run in a big, multi-level parking garage?
    (OMG! Never thought of THAT serious potential security issue! We better start searching all cars as they enter garages, right??)

    I could go ON and ON with this, and probably create a lot of scenarios with more chance of happening than someone using a child as a bomb on a flight leaving the U.S.A. But no matter.... The point is, you simply can't legislate complete safety for yourself. Life is ALL about risks. The moment you get up out of bed in the morning? You're taking risks. What if you slip and fall because your kid spilled a glass of water on the hard-wood floor, and you crack your head on the floor and die? Every day you drive to work in your car or truck? You're taking a relatively significant risk of dying in a car accident. Every time you EAT, you run some potential risk that your food had bacteria in it that will poison you.

    What we need to do is get a grip, quit allowing ourselves to be scared by all of this, and accept that the "risk vs. reward" is FAR tilted towards the "reward" side of the equation if we can quickly/easily board airline flights we want to take, and not be subjected to all of this B.S.!

  317. Random Thoughts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heavy groping... pat downs... Honestly I consider this a value added measure, no more strip bar lap dances... just.. visit airport security for a cup and stroke.

    Kid patted down when they set off metal detector? Say it ain't so!!! the AIT is refused the metal detector goes off and someone STILL wants to check a third way to be sure they are not loaded with an explosive? is your sarcasm meter on it should be.

    If people are known to hijack a plane with kids on it and A.crash it B.blow it up C.Crash it AND blow it up with kids aboard. I don't think they will suddenly develop a moral compass letting them NOT smuggle explosives onboard via a kidnapped kid.

  318. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Intron · · Score: 1

    Bringing down a plane is trivial to do without getting on board. You can use SAMs, maybe even a high-power laser. That's not what TSA is trying to prevent now. Their goal is to prevent another 9/11.

    If you are on a plane which is hijacked today you have maybe 5 minutes to regain control if you want to survive. Once a plane is believed to be under the control of terrorists it will be shot down by the US military.

    Read the 9/11 commission report. Cheney scrambled jets but they were too slow to stop the attack. That won't happen again.

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  319. VIPs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize, of course, that both Congressmen and other Federal Government big-wigs have their own fleet of aircraft and do not have to subject themselves to the tender ministrations of minimum-wage TSA agents? Other Rich And Famous people fly via private or chartered aircraft and also do not fall subject to TSA search. It's only the cattle flying via the regular airlines. The Anointed Ones don't put up with this rubbish

  320. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Dthief · · Score: 1

    Wait.....they are let through (pre-flight security.... i.e. before flying) because its hard to get them back on due to swelling (which occurs during the flight)???

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  321. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For some, like women / rape victims / molested individuals it is a big deal (of course I know you are being sarcastic).....

    Now the best way to protest this, at-least for men, is to take a dose of viagra before entering the queue line.... that way when you opt out of the body scanner you can get your revenge on the TSA agent by giving him/her a good whack when they go down under.

  322. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by darkshadow88 · · Score: 1

    They aren't saying "submit to a search" which would be a clear violation of your rights. They're saying "submit to a search or you can't get on the plane".

    No--they're saying "submit to a search and get on the plane or pay a $10,000 fine and not get on the plane". Once you find out that you're about to be molested, you can't say "on second thought, maybe I won't fly"--well you can, but you'll have to pay 10 grand for the privilege. I can't say for sure whether or not the new procedures are constitutional (I suspect they're not), but I, for one, am done flying. I'm taking my first ever trip on Amtrak next week to visit my family for Thanksgiving, and am relieved to not have to deal with the TSA's bullshit.

  323. Terrorists needed for justification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sure hope this doesn't catch all the air-terrorists... otherwise, how will america ever justify a new war?

    Despite your theories on the currently "justified" war... war really is good for the US economy as they (and a few other freedom countries) pretty much have a lock on selling the war products.

    Without letting some terrorists cause harm it will be difficult to make an unjustifiable action (war) palatable to the people through media.

  324. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by sky289hawk1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The TSA's actions are completely, utterly, and without recourse illegal under the laws described in the US Constitution. Unfortunately, the Constitution doesn't provide average citizens with any way to punish the people in power who perform these illegal acts or who mandate that these illegal acts be performed.

    See Amendment 2

  325. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by g4c · · Score: 1

    Exactly! Mod parent up insightful.

  326. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Americano · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, the Constitution doesn't provide average citizens with any way to punish the people in power who perform these illegal acts or who mandate that these illegal acts be performed.

    Yes, if only average citizens were allowed the right to choose the people who are put into power, and hold them accountable for their activities (or inactivities) while in office, and replace poor performers with people with more sensible and moderate policies through a regularly scheduled election cycle.

    But alas! We're stuck with this accursed monarchy!

  327. No longer avalible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This video is no longer avalible due to a copyright claim by Tribune."

    1. Re:No longer avalible by artao · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Tribune keeps removing it, and 'they' keep putting it back up. ... This link works(ed) as of 6:50pm CST 11/17/10 :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNY_PTULO4

  328. Re:Have two forms of flying, safe and unsafe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cant we just have safe, and unsafe where the usual checking of bags and then a metal detector (no pat down) no need to give up any privacy...

  329. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Americano · · Score: 1

    What commercial flying is, however, is a contractual arrangement between the passenger and the airline, and the government has no business interfering with that contract. The entire regime of commercial airline security is a blatant overstepping of the power granted to the government by the U.S. constitution.

    You can thank a tremendously liberal interpretation of the Commerce & "Necessary and Proper" clauses for that.

  330. I can't decide... by lazlo · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure whether this is security theater aimed at simultaneously placating and abusing the population, or a poorly conceived plan to entrap potential pedophiles by luring them into the TSA screener recruiting offices...

    But really, is there anyone not working for the TSA that thinks any of this is a good idea?

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  331. Add Fees by imunfair · · Score: 1

    What they should do is charge more for "Enhanced Security" flights where you have to go through patdowns and scanners. See if people really care enough about their "safety" to pay more for it. If they do then the airlines make more money, and if they don't then we can get rid of a lot of TSA costs.

  332. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

    if you don't want to be searched, don't fly. they're not compulsory.

    This is the government eating its cake and having it too -- they'll cite all the reasons why a ticket is considered a private contract and you waive any rights to search before purchasing, yadda yadda yet co-opt the TSA into federal service, making them all government employees who would normally be required to follow the law regarding search and seizure.

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  333. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

    Recently saw an Australian version of one of those border-security reality TV shows. Customs guy says a problem they have with arriving US travellers is bullets. Hunters grab the same bag they use camping to use for carry-on, they take out any boxes of ammo of course, but there's always a few rounds rattling around in the bottom of the bag. Apparently TSA never picks it up.

    (This isn't a security issue here, the tourists are inbound. It's a customs issue. It's illegal to personally import ammunition into Australia.)

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  334. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Dthief · · Score: 1
    Maybe you should not fly at all considering the increase dose of cosmic radiation incurred while flying, due to less protection since you are so high up.

    As a rule, cosmic radiation levels rise with increasing altitude (up to about 20 km above ground). The actual radiation level is influenced by a number of factors, most importantly through the shielding provided by the earth's atmosphere. The overall effect for flight crew and travellers is an increased radiation exposure during flights as compared to staying on the ground. Flight crew passes up to 1000 hours per year on board of flying planes, which leads to annual effective radiation doses in the range of 2 to 5 milliSievert (mSv) for most crew. Occasional travellers obtain a fraction of this value through less frequent leisure or occupational flights. In comparison, the natural background radiation amounts to 2 to 3 mSv per year at most geographical locations worldwide.

    Though I am against these scanners as they dont help and invade privacy. A much better use of comparable money/space/time is similar scanners which blow air on you and then analyze trace amounts of compounds (searching for explosives or signatures of common explosives)

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  335. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Pandrake · · Score: 1

    Actually, they are saying "submit to a search or you will be fined for attempting to get on a plane and refusing to be searched."

    BIG difference.

  336. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Dahamma · · Score: 1

    The right to fly on a plane (if the plane is yours or agrees to carry you) is a part of the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

    While I can't stand the way the TSA is handling any of this, either, you most definitely do not have an inherent "right" to fly on a commercial plane. You might try to argue that point if you owned the plane, but as it is you just bought a ticket, which is basically a contract between you and the airline, subject to terms of the contract that you have to be cleared by security before being allowed on the plane.

    And in general the Constitution itself is a form of joint contract/agreement between the citizens of the country, the basis of it being that they elect representatives from their number to make and enforce the laws of the country. Unless the law specifically conflicts with a right stated in that agreement (the Constitution), for good or bad (in this case we both agree with "bad") the majority of the elected representatives has decided you will be subject to it. Unfortunately it doesn't violate the Constitution (which doesn't contain laws, by the way, it contains the mechanism for creating laws).

    And as you said, as long as the majority is apathetic (and not willing to elect representatives that listen and/or make changes to the Constrituion), it's not going to change...

  337. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a couple examples of them talking about it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJolgpfviG8

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPXXxbGZGRI

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxpTKefgde8

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Cfzqbrvng

    That's just the part of the conversation that has been on youtube

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  339. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by samjam · · Score: 1

    When they treat you like cattle, it's time to ask whose cattle you are

  340. Not with TSA by formfeed · · Score: 1

    But that couldn't' t work in the US. The Maerican approach is to pay employees as little as possible and then make sure they follow a scripted protocol.

  341. I call bull on this story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Why didn't the parent have enough sense to take care of his child and keep the child calm when the bear was going through the machine.

    2) Why did the child set off the metal detector when going through it

    I think this story is crap. It was staged to get more anti-publicity for the full body scanners.

    I am not in favor of these scanners, I think we don't need them. But I am not in favor of sensationalizing all of this just for press.

  342. and you think the Democratic party is different? by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    consistently bringing out the scare that Republicans will take away Senior citizen's benefits? Take away your health care? Take away this that or the other thing?

    All so they can remain cozy with their Wall Street and Pharma buddies?

    Hate to break it to you, both parties are only concerned with power and those who have enough money to interest them, and the public has neither in sufficient quantities. The public is too easily played for the fool

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  343. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 1

    Do not have a cabin door. Flight crew have their meals in with them, have their own toilets, and use a separate hatch to access their work environment. If there's no way to get to them there will be zero hijackings.

  344. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

    The history of sudden plane accidents over densely populated areas does not have a high people-on-the-ground death rate. At least, not on the level that you're trying to imagine up.

    Also, "taking a wing off..."? What is this, the Twilight Zone except that it's a terrorist instead of a gremlin?

  345. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

    First a guy tried to light a bomb in his shoe...now we have to take our shoes off to fly on an airplane.

    Then a guy tried to light a bomb in his underwear...now we have to have TSA pervs feel us up.

    What happens if someone next tries to hide a bomb up his ass?

    How long are we willing to be made to feel humiliated and violated in the name of so-called security?

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  346. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any argument can be reduced to absurdity.

    Correction, any of your arguments can be.

  347. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by muphin · · Score: 1

    actually that guy got his non-refundable ticket, refunded. see: http://johnnyedge.blogspot.com/2010/11/these-events-took-place-roughly-between.html

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  348. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by oji-sama · · Score: 1

    Actively crashing the plane into something was pretty much what I had in mind, although it could be considered a subset of crashing it.

    So yes, a hijacked plane would be shot down at some point. That actually makes the need to check for glass (and pretty much any sharp objects) pretty much pointless.

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  349. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by shmlco · · Score: 2, Informative

    We're doing it wrong. Here's a great article on how Israel handles security at their airports. Note the emphasis on training PEOPLE as opposed to buying and trusting multi-million dollar machines to do the job.

    http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/744199---israelification-high-security-little-bother

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  350. Why smuggle it onboard? They'll sell it to you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The TSA is happy to molest kids in the terminal, but once on the plane the flight attendant is still happy to sell me a number of tiny little bottles full of flammable liquids to put in my Coke... Just sayin'

  351. Not okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The TSA agent should be arrested for child molestation. If that happened to my kid, I would be arrested for what I would have done to TSA.

  352. Home of the brave my ass by exomondo · · Score: 1

    The reason the 9/11 attacks worked so well was mainly because no one had ever tried it before.

    Exactly! Nowadays even if a terrorist were able to hijack a plane with a makeshift knife he would be jumped by 1/2 the passengers.

    And 'home of the brave'? The TSA is so shit-scared that they'll touch up a 3-year-old because he/she might be carrying nail clippers, doesn't that show just how successful the 9/11 terrorist attacks actually were?

  353. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by SoupGuru · · Score: 2

    Many shoes have metal shanks in them. It's not terribly ridiculous, actually.

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  354. A T-Shirt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I WAS GROPED BY THE TSA

    and I had to make my own T-shirt.

  355. Re: THz scanning by bradbury · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually I spoke to soon. Some recent investigations suggest that THz RF scanners may damage the DNA by "unzipping" it (which can increase the probability of DNA double strand breaks as well as other kinds of damage) [1].

    So it looks like neither the AIT scanners which use back-scatter X-rays, nor the THz scanners are completely without risk of damaging the individual going through them.

    I agree with Dthief that high-tech noses detecting chemical odors may be a better way to go for non-invasive, non-damaging scanning.

    1. http://tinyurl.com/2fgf9f5

  356. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
    As others have said, the changes that allow this are fairly recent.

    it's unfortunate that it took something *this* invasive to make the press start to wake up to what's been happening in the name of security. THe more such reports we have, the better -- now that mainstream media coverage is kicking in, I can only hope it's a matter of time before the general US populace wakes up to the erosion of rights we've been complacently allowing to take place over the course of the last nine years (if not longer)

  357. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tetsujin · · Score: 3, Funny

    The rule works in principle, but we all know the part about best-laid plans.

    They usually involve your mom?

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  358. Hey TSA. Benjamin Franklin said... by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 1

    If you sacrifice liberty for security you have neither.

  359. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    Unpleasant... yes, effective? No. I was recently made aware of someone taking a hunting knife (not a $20 swiss army, but an actual knife) through security with the help of steel-toed boots.

    That's nothing - a friend of mine got an entire disruptor pistol through security by breaking it down into components and disguising them as fashion accessories...

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  360. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by oldspewey · · Score: 1

    What exactly does "radiation (that matters)" mean? Are you a lawyer?

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  361. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by swilver · · Score: 1

    Well, a knife can only do minor damage to an airplane. Deodorant is much harder to get rid off.

  362. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by cOldhandle · · Score: 1

    If you can receive treatment without the need for X-rays or CT scans it is something that deserves consideration (and even prior directives to care givers/family/facilities for permanent inclusion in ones medical record)

    I think that's really irresponsible paranoia. X-rays and CT scans are done for a reason and all sorts of problems could be missed if people are encouraged to avoid them! I'd imagine the risk is much greater of untreated/undiagnosed conditions than a couple of X-rays or CT scans!

  363. Hentai comes through with the perfect solution... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    ...the pat-down is now an "enhanced" pat-down.

    The worst part is when the TSA goon sniffs his fingers after fondling people's genitals.
    They must be sniffing for explosive residue.

    Hentai provides the perfect answer:

    If you are a guy, be sure to let them know that you avoided bathing for weeks, because you know there's nothing they like better than a dirty, sweaty guy's body funk. When the agent begins touching you, point out that they are, in fact, a dirty whore.

    If you are a girl (and you are kinky), show up to the enhanced pat-down in shibari bondage with vibrators in and running. Make it clear that you are looking forward to this sexual experience.

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  364. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's a kid going to do. Seriously. Is he going to smuggle a knife or a gun? Both of those would be rather ineffective if the pilots are behind a strong locked door. Hell what is ANYONE going to do? Any bomb you can hide on your person that can't be found using a simple "take off your jacket and/or any sweater you have on and pass through this metal detector" search method would be much too weak to do serious damage to an airplane. Any bomb big enough to do damage would have to be smuggled onto luggage.

  365. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    > The Constitution doesn't tell us what our rights ARE, it tells us what the government CAN'T do.
    > The government doesn't tell us what our rights are or aren't.

    This is no longer true. Thanks to the war on drugs, the Supreme Court has ruled that the interstate commerce clause overrides the ninth and tenth amendments. Anything that can theoretically impact interstate commerce is the smallest way is now under the purview of federal regulation. This ruling has literally cornholed the Constitution; the only rights we have left now are the ones explicitly mentioned, and even those are tenuous since the ICC clause can override amendments. Someday I expect the ICC clause to be used to override first amendment protections.

  366. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by lennier1 · · Score: 1

    That's the best you could come up with?
    Maybe you'll have more luck once you reach preschool.

  367. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    When they treat you like cattle, it's time to ask whose cattle you are

    Well, there's this burn scar on my ass that says "Benevolent Robot Overlords"... I wonder what that's all about...

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  368. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Wowlapalooza · · Score: 1

    >>>Flying isn't a right.

    Yes it is. Read Amendment 9.

    Wow, someone badly needs a refresher course in Con Law. Amendment 9 doesn't mean that anything you can dream up is your "right" automatically. It's typically only applied to certain areas of "privacy" (e.g. the original Roe v Wade decision was based largely on the 9th Amendment). Anything that falls within the "police power" of the states or the federal government, i.e. anything that touches on areas of public concern, such as safety, health, monetary policy, etc., is not covered by the 9th Amendment.

    Plus it would be impossible for me to attend a Friday meeting in California if I had to travel by car or train (2500 miles is a frakking long distance).

    Now you're just being even sillier. Where oh where in the U.S. Constitution do you find a "right" to attend a particular meeting at a particular time? This would only plausibly have a constitutional relevance if the "meeting" had some sort of public significance, like going to the ballot box to vote, attending a court hearing, presidential inauguration, etc. But even then, it's up to you to plan your trip accordingly so that you get there on time: you don't have the constitutional right to bypass a bunch of safety regulations just so you can make a timely arrival. "I'm late for my meeting, so everyone else has to suffer the probability that I might try to fly this plane into a building, or drop some sarin gas on a densely-populated urban area".

    the government has no more right to block me from using a plane, than they do to stop me from drinking alcohol,

    Are you sure about that? According to Wikipedia (was too lazy to research any farther than that), Minnesota state law allows local jurisdictions to "enact laws which are more strict than state liquor law, including completely prohibiting the sale, possession, and consumption of alcoholic beverages" (emphasis added). Whether any such Minnesotan jurisdictions have enacted such laws, or whether any such laws have been challenged on constitutional grounds, remains to be seen. Counties in many states, however, can and do go "dry", meaning no liquor can be sold. And the 21st Amendment clearly gives states the power to control "transportation or importation" of liquor. The constitutional "right to booze" isn't nearly as clear-cut as you imply.

    or having sex with the same gender.

    This was only recently recognized as being a right of "privacy", protected under the 9th Amendment and similar "privacy" Supreme Court precedents. But it has little or nothing to do with the safety regulations that apply to certain modes of travel. Other than, of course, your wishful thinking that 9th Amendment makes every individual's preference or desire automatically a "right" under the U.S. Constitution.

    To be sure, the fine line between what is "public" and what is "private" is constantly under review and re-definition. But flying on airplanes is pretty far over the public/private line to the "public" side. If we had any doubts about that pre-9/11, I don't think those doubts exist any more, in the mind of anyone reasonable.

  369. Re:You HAVE to let them know. Here's how. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Don't bother. That jackhole in charge all but already said it in an interview: he don't give a fuck what we think.

    So I'm taking a different tack: I'm currently writing a letter to Richard Anderson (CEO of Delta Airlines) explaining to him exactly why I will be driving to my friends' wedding in March, making it very clear that it is in no way the fault of his company.

  370. Don't fly any more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Airlines: I don't fly any more, because I don't want to put up with the TSA thugs.
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  371. You all just witnessed a felony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone watching this video just witnessed felony child molestation. There is a precedent about groping children.
    What are you going to do about it?

    Or are you all just going to sit in your mama's basement and whine all day?

    1. Re:You all just witnessed a felony by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Everyone watching this video just witnessed felony child molestation.

      I think this may be true, depending on where it happened. The child cannot consent. The parents cannot consent on the child's behalf. If there is some legal basis for immunity for the agent, I would love to see how it's worded. I want to know what written basis exists in law that even gives the federal government the ability to grant that kind of immunity to the agent, and I want to know how it's written that doesn't actually give the TSA agents a license to molest children, in general, while on the clock, if they wanted to.

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    2. Re:You all just witnessed a felony by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "If there is some legal basis for immunity for the agent, I would love to see how it's worded."

      Terrorism! They're all terrorists!

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  372. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by eleuthero · · Score: 1

    If your friend really had a disruptor pistol, I think he could have gotten on the plane just fine without breaking it down. All he'd have to do would be to wave his hands and say, "There is no pistol" to the TSA agents.

  373. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The problem now is that TSA has gone from annoyance theatre to dangerous and vile theatre."

    I don't see why there's a problem here. This is a good thing. They've gone and done something that the everyone is actually complaining about. The airline industry is complaining about it, the general public is complaining about it, everyone except the TSA is complaining about it. The government will do something about it because now there's actually a significant opposition to it.

    Previously it was 90% of people that were willing to give up their rights and submit to bullshit searches because they stupidly thought that this would protect them from terrorists, and 10% of people that complained. Obviously, this didn't help stop the TSA. Now, the numbers are reversed. The 90% of people who think that this is an invasion of privacy will hopefully be enough to stop this bullshit.

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  374. When will we lose the TSA? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    When a terrorist attack shows that their current methods have been for nothing. And not a moment sooner.

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  375. Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes me sad that the first real major protestation of this crap is coming via a "think of the children" bullsh*t approach. F*ck the children.

  376. It's an old story. by Merpy · · Score: 1

    http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2010/11/17/tsa-defends-new-screening-procedures/ The TSA administrator declined to provide some details about the nature of the pat-downs, citing security concerns. But he tried to allay fears stoked by the media rumor-mill. Children under 12 are exempted from the pat-down process, he said. (A viral tale about a three-year old bursting into tears after being prodded by an officer is, in fact, from two-year-old footage of a three-year old crying after her teddy bear was taken from her at a security checkpoint. And that viral snapshot of the nun-frisking--which the Drudge Report headlined, in typically restrained fashion, "THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON"--is actually at least three years old.) Read more: http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2010/11/17/tsa-defends-new-screening-procedures/#ixzz15a9QfLOw

    1. Re:It's an old story. by artao · · Score: 1

      A) Please provide a source to prove this is a 2 year old story. (FOX, Limbaugh, et. al. don't count) ... ... B) SO WHAT??? It still happened, and it was still the TSA. ... OK, perhaps it's not directly related to the naked-scanning vs. grope-searching. Still, this child was traumatized for absolutely NO LEGITIMATE REASON!! ... ... Fact of the matter is, this "enhanced security" really does nothing but line the pockets of the makers of the equipment, and feed the fear-engine that keeps the illusory "war on terror" alive.

  377. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by mellon · · Score: 1

    A 757 crashed on takeoff from LGA a couple of months after 9/11. It landed in a neighborhood in Queens, destroying several buildings. A total of five people were reported missing after the crash (everyone on board died). So no, blowing a wing off an airplane in flight at random is not equivalent to controlled flight into a crowded building. Not even remotely.

  378. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    The risk of dying in a plane crash is tiny to start with -- about 1 in 11 million -- and the risk of being the victim of a terrorist attack is smaller still

    Consider the following situation: Henry is a traveller in the United States, who is about to go on a flight to New York. Is it more likely that he would die from a plane crash, or die from a plane crash caused by a terrorist action.

    The quirky thing about how humans think is that if you set up a question like this, many people will pick the second option, even though it is more specific.

    If you present the question like that, it sounds like you're presenting two mutually-exclusive options, even though (as phrased) they're not. I think there's a natural tendency to assume the first option is meant to exclude the second. Hence it's kind of a trick question.

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  379. Could be worse by woan · · Score: 1

    Imagine if her parents took her to Australia and customs confiscated her Teddy Bear...

  380. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    The ninth amendment says nothing about airplanes. It say you may have some other rights. One might just as well interrupt that as having a right not to have airplanes run into your buildings. The fourth amendment says the government can't force you to submit to a search. They're not forcing you. You don't HAVE to get on that plane. They're not going to send you jail if you don't submit to the search, they're not letting you get on the plane.

    That's just a means of weaseling their way around the literal interpretation of the law. If you can't force someone to submit to a search, you make it very, very painful for them to get around it. You're not forcing them, so it's OK - never mind the fact that you've made things so unreasonably complicated in the case that people don't submit that the practical effect is the same as if you had. They come up with a loophole and that's just OK with you?

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  381. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by northstarlarry · · Score: 1

    The fact that you can't conveniently get across the country without getting on the plane isn't the government's problem.

    Then why is it the government's concern that I'm willing to risk getting on a plane where someone might possibly have managed to figure out a way to force the plane to crash? Why is it the government's concern that I have a mutually-satisfactory private deal with a service provider to get me across the country? Why do you think the government has the authority to restrict my right of movement?

    You could take a private plane.

    Airplanes running into buildings are the government's problem.

    Then why aren't private planes flying into buildings part of the federal government's "sphere of control"? Why are the other methods of travel that you mentioned not? Why aren't U-Haul trucks checked every hundred miles to make sure they're not full of fertilizer and timers?

    saying that he 4th amendment protects you from airport security is just stupid. The government cannot force you to submit to a search of your person without a warrant

    The 4th amendment notes that I have right to be secure against an unreasonable search. A warrant is just a written-out reason that's been reviewed and approved by someone; it's not the be-all and end-all of reasonableness. What's the reason here?

  382. Daddy watching? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cant see exactly what happened since the video no longer plays but it sounds like the dad just video taped his 3-year old daughter getting felt up by TSA. I know he's a reporter and this was possibly a good idea for his career but I think I would be more interested in protecting my child than shooting a video of this.
    Great parenting there!

  383. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    But alas! We're stuck with this accursed monarchy!

    Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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  384. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by myyrk · · Score: 1

    That should be the new defense for gang rapers, its not like 2nd and 3rd guys did any additional harm, it was just the 1st guy.

  385. Drugs and weapons hidden small kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drugs are hidden with babies and small kids.

    It isn't just explosives they are looking for, they need to search for drugs and weapons too ....

    TSA employees are usually not the sharpest tacks from the box. Remember after 9/11 how they were forced to become federal employees and couldn't remain as airport contractors? It isn't like they got special pills to make them smarter. Certainly there are smart TSA employees, but I'd guess the average employee was high school educated and skilled for fast food work.

  386. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by northstarlarry · · Score: 1

    The 4th amendment prevents the government from *forcing you* to submit a search. There is no force here.

    The 4th amendment restricts the government's authority to search me to reasonable circumstances.

    You either voluntarily submit to the search, or you don't fly commercial air.

    There are many cases where there is no reasonable alternative to flying on a commercial airline.

    Ergo, the government is overstepping its authority.

  387. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    That's the best you could come up with?
    Maybe you'll have more luck once you reach preschool.

    I've gone all these years without schooling, why start now?

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  388. I fucking hate you all. by copponex · · Score: 1

    The choice between backscatter and pat downs began in 2007 after being tested as far back as 2005.

    http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2005-05-15-airport-xray-bottomstrip_x.htm

    READ IT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS.

    Now, why wasn't this news back then? Because the GOP gets away with pretending that when they violate basic civil liberties, it's for a good purpose. When Obama came in and declared torture illegal and wanted to shutdown Guantanamo, he's called out for endangering America.

    Mandatory screening came after the underwear bomber, and it was pushed by a guy you may remember named Michael Chertoff and the rest of the paranoid fucks like Hannity, Beck, and O'Reilly, who turned it into a political game to try and prove that the Obama Administration was weak on terror. So they responded with more security measures.

    Yeah, the Democrats are still a member of the business party. Are they better than the paranoid, ignorant trash the GOP needs to stay relevant? Absolutely, as every uninformed response like this has demonstrated.

    1. Re:I fucking hate you all. by Tanman · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate to feed raging trolls, my comment was specifically regarding the "enhanced" pat downs. You know, the ones where they grab your balls, your wife's vagina and tits, your childrens' private places.

      Enhanced is the key word there. The GOP certainly didn't score any points with the original machines and that fiasco, but you are delusional if you think the current administration didn't escalate it to the current proportions.

    2. Re:I fucking hate you all. by copponex · · Score: 1

      I never said they didn't escalate it. But perhaps instead of blaming the guys who take it the last yard, it would behoove you to pay attention to who had the ball for the previous 99. The ACLU has been screaming at the top of their lungs since 2002 about unreasonable searches and seizures, but no one listened until it was too late.

      And also, fuck you for caring only when it made it to your wife's tits. I guess strip searching and/or blowing up women and children, as long as they were the correct terrorist skin color, was alright?

    3. Re:I fucking hate you all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And also, fuck you for caring only when it made it to your wife's tits.

      Said like a true commie faggot.

  389. Nonsense. by screwzloos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am seeing a lot of posts here from the kinds of people that are the root cause of all this nonsense.

    "It's okay that kids get groped because terrorists use kids to meet their ends all the time." I disagree. If children being used as weapons was a common security problem in our airports, I could understand that point of view. But it isn't. This isn't Vietnam, and this isn't Afghanistan. Either way, this kind of reaction is not okay.

    Want my opinion on the matter? Drop all of this airport check-in security garbage. All of it. No scans, no molestation, no profiling, no cavity searches. Let anyone with a knife or a properly licensed handgun take it with them on board. Want to know what will happen when that one in twenty thousand flights has a hijack attempt? The guy is going to get shot, and the plane will make it safely to its destination. And the time when an extremist decides to blow himself up and take down the plane? It isn't like we can actually catch that anyways, so we can take the tax money we saved from this false security to seek justice upon those responsible instead of pulling the covers over our head like a scared child.

    It should be "If you're too paranoid to fly, don't fly." not "If you don't want to be sexually assaulted, don't fly." Until this is changed, I'd rather risk driving.

    1. Re:Nonsense. by artao · · Score: 1

      YES, exactly!! Thank you!! Couldn't agree more. I don't know how to increase the 'score' of this post, or i would. you are a rare bird, one that thinks reasonably and realistically :D :D

  390. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

    You're right. The whole thing is security theatre at its finest. That's been true for years. Does anybody really think that an old ladies sewing needles are a threat to the airplane?

    No. Not even the TSA (as of this posting) thinks knitting needles are a threat. From http://blog.tsa.gov/2009/05/tsa-urban-legends-nail-clippers.html:

    Knitting needles, carried by grandma, Mrs. Claus or Jeremy down the street are permitted. Plastic, metal, clay, titanium... Whatever... Permitted.

    Kids, on the other hand, (and their subversive teddy bears) are a definate threat.

  391. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Mysteray · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's legal here. Guns and ammo are explicitly allowed in checked baggage by the TSA.

    Ammo is literally small metal shaped-charge "cartridges" filled with explosive powder. But plastic cartridges filled with provably harmless printer ink or toner are explicitly prohibited, however.

    Obviously that means it's legal to carry guns and ammo into airports. Presumably group of bad guys with not-yet-loaded guns could accumulate in the airport, and as long as they didn't try to take threateningly large shampoo bottles through security, the TSA would have nothing to say about it. In fact, for more easy massacreing, the TSA would ensure that there is a large crowd of innocent people waiting in line for their pre-flight pelvic exams.

    At this point, the wackos would say that some massacre like that is secretly what the government wants to happen so they have an excuse to take away everybody's guns. I find that really hard to believe, but I also have to admit that such claims are getting harder to disprove over time.

  392. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Actually a mass opt-out will have far more effect and visibility than any boycott. A boycott just has fewer travelers, but with the week chosen, it will only be seen as a benefit.

    Go with the mass opt-out and suddenly TSA is dealing with massive lines of people they have to grope, causing increased delays, frustration and passenger anger. The media often monitors the airports on heavy travel days for delays and such, and will not miss out on the TSA having to choose between causing massive back-ups or letting people opt-out to just the mag and bag searches.

    The National Opt-out movement is really one of the most effective ways of protesting these abuses we have.

  393. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by VShael · · Score: 1

    Tell me, exactly what does the US government have to do to its citizens for it to be newsworthy?

    Work for them.

  394. The airlines should hire Hooters waitresses by melted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The airlines should hire Hooters waitresses (in "uniform") to do thorough patdowns on male passengers. Ticket sales will triple overnight.

  395. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Simmeh · · Score: 1

    I take your anecdote and raise you. My brother had a jet ski robbed from his drive this week, they took out his CCTV before nicking it. It was only outside due to lack of space. Amusingly, it was broke and they'll never get a key for it. He has now expanded his CCTV network in response. Good luck to your friend.

    According to the Met 3% of robberies are caught on CCTV, so its easy but incorrect to correlate crime reduction with camera expansion. Considering the many laws that have been introduced since 1995 I'm unsurprised prisons are fuller than ever.

  396. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by yabos · · Score: 1

    Good luck getting into the cockpit. Unless the terrorists have machine guns, they're not going to get in. So say they can kill 5-10 people(max depending on how many there are) before they get shot by the air marshal or beaten by the passengers. They're not going to get into the cockpit I can guarantee it.

  397. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by icebike · · Score: 1

    Go with the mass opt-out and suddenly TSA is dealing with massive lines of people they have to grope,

    So just like last year then.....?

    Isn't that exactly what was done in the past?

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  398. Won't somebody *please* think of the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to terrify the children to save the children from the... no, I mean bad people who touch children must be... no wait, terrorists give children nightmares so the TSA has to grope terrified children to.... damnit, just give me 5 minutes while I come up with some sort of post-hoc justification would ya?

  399. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Maeslin · · Score: 1

    I know it would be a pain to implement on existing airliners, but why not completely separate the cockpit from the passenger cabin on future models / aircraft being built? No door, just a nice solid wall (admittedly going full out with two separate pressure compartments would be overly complex). The pilots come on board from a separate exterior door. Include a washroom and something for lunches/snacks in the cockpit compartment if necessary.

  400. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    "While there are lots of objection to TSA's tactics, this isn't one. Flying isn't a right. "

    While it is not explicitly enumerated in the US Constitution, flying is beyond a shadow of a doubt a right to every US citizen.

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  401. WRONG VIDEO by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

    This isn't the correct video for this article. The article discusses a young girl, this video is of a boy. The article talks about her screaming and that isn't happening in this video.

    Someone mod parent down!

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  402. Re:Have two forms of flying, safe and unsafe. by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

    Just about nobody would choose the safe version. Millions of dollars of Homeland Security contracts would be at risk... ... I mean, "terrorists! Aaah!"

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  403. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by dwillden · · Score: 1

    As someone else has posted, Rosa Parks didn't have to ride the bus.

    The Supreme court has repeatedly ruled and held inviolate that the freedom to travel (regardless of means) is a constitutional right even though it's not explicitly enumerated in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights.

    You're right, I don't have to travel to Hawaii, but it is my constitutional right to freely travel to Hawaii via any means possible, without having to surrender my constitutionally given freedom of privacy.

    And not everyone is traveling their optionally. I'm in the military, if I get orders to travel to Hawaii, I'll do so via commercial air and will have to submit. What then? It's not an option, other jobs can be on the line as well.

    And I love the comparison I started with. Rosa Parks didn't HAVE to ride the bus at all. She could have walked, or taken a taxi, or hitched a ride if she didn't feel like moving to the back of the bus.

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  404. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by dwillden · · Score: 1

    Thats not what experts at Johns Hopkins Hospital are saying about the health risks.

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  405. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

    While there are lots of objection to TSA's tactics, this isn't one. Flying isn't a right. They aren't saying "submit to a search" which would be a clear violation of your rights. They're saying "submit to a search or you can't get on the plane". You have no intrinsic right to get on the plane, they can be put preconditions on your doing so.

    For all the great purposes for which the Federal government was formed, we are one people, with one common country. We are all citizens of the United States; and, as members of the same community, must have the right to pass and repass through every part of it without interruption, as freely as in our own States. Smith v. Turner; Norris v. City of Boston, 48 U.S. 283, 472 (1849).

    Undoubtedly the right of locomotion, the right to remove from one place to another according to inclination, is an attribute of personal liberty, and the right, ordinarily, of free transit from or through the territory of any State is a right secured by the Fourteenth Amendment and by other provisions of the Constitution,. Williams v. Fears, 179 U.S. 270, 274 (1900).

    In all the States from the beginning down to the adoption of the Articles of Confederation the citizens thereof possessed the fundamental right, inherent in citizens of all free governments, peacefully to dwell within the limits of their respective States, to move at will from place to place therein, and to have free ingress thereto and egress therefrom, with a consequent authority in the States to forbid and punish violations of this fundamental right. United States v. Wheeler, 254 U.S. 281, 293 (1920).

    The constitutional right to travel from one State to another, and necessarily to use the highways and other instrumentalities of interstate commerce in doing so, occupies a position fundamental to the concept of our Federal Union. It is a right that has been firmly established and repeatedly recognized. United States v. Guest, 383 U.S. 747, 757 (1965).

    This Court long ago recognized that the nature of our Federal Union and our constitutional concepts of personal liberty unite to require that all citizens be free to travel throughout the length and breadth of our land uninhibited by statutes, rules, or regulations. Shapiro v. Thompson, 394 U.S. 618, 629 (1968).

    Each citizen has the absolute right to choose for himself the mode of conveyance he desires, whether it be by wagon or carriage, by horse, motor or electric car, or by bicycle, or astride of a horse, subject to the sole condition that he will observe all those requirements that are known as the law of the road. Swift v. City of Topeka, 43 Kan. 671, 674; 23 P. 1075, 1076 (1890).

    The right of the public to use the streets is the right to use them for purposes of travel in the recognized methods in which the public highways of the State are used. Any method of travel may be adopted by individual members of the public which is an ordinary method of locomotion, or even an extraordinary method, if it is not, of itself, calculated to prevent a reasonably safe use of the street by others. Chicago v. Collins, 175 Ill. 445, 455; 51 N.E. 907, 909 (1898).

    That the use of automobiles on the highways for business or recreation is lawful, is no longer open to question. Such use involves only the application of a new appliance and mode of travel, rather than any new legal principle. It does not exclude or seriously interfere with the original modes in which the highways were used, but simply adds another use in furtherance of the general object for which they were dedicated. Deputy v. Kimmell, 73 W. Va. 595; 80 S.E. 919 (1914).

    The right of a citizen to travel upon the public highways and to transport his property thereon in the ordinary course of life and business is a common right which he has under his right to enjoy life and liberty, to acquire and possess property, and to pursue happiness and safety. It includes the right in doing so to use the ordinary

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  406. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Dthief · · Score: 1
    extra space = extra weight = extra cost

    This would result in higher prices for tickets, which people already complain about

    Alternatively if this meant making the cabin smaller you either would have less bathrooms or less seats, again resulting in fare increases

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  407. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by dwillden · · Score: 1
    Yes it is.

    "The right to travel is a part of the liberty of which the citizen cannot be deprived without due process of law under the 5th Amendment." Kent v. Dulles, 357 US 116, 125.

    from http://www.usconstitution.net/constnot.html#travel,

    The Right To Travel As the Supreme Court notes in Saenz v Roe, 98-97 (1999), the Constitution does not contain the word "travel" in any context, let alone an explicit right to travel (except for members of Congress, who are guaranteed the right to travel to and from Congress). The presumed right to travel, however, is firmly established in U.S. law and precedent. In U.S. v Guest, 383 U.S. 745 (1966), the Court noted, "It is a right that has been firmly established and repeatedly recognized." In fact, in Shapiro v Thompson, 394 U.S. 618 (1969), Justice Stewart noted in a concurring opinion that "it is a right broadly assertable against private interference as well as governmental action. Like the right of association, ... it is a virtually unconditional personal right, guaranteed by the Constitution to us all." It is interesting to note that the Articles of Confederation had an explicit right to travel; it is now thought that the right is so fundamental that the Framers may have thought it unnecessary to include it in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights.

    See also http://supreme.justia.com/constitution/amendment-14/96-right-to-travel.html

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  408. America's two greatest fears collide by wdef · · Score: 1

    Kind of eerily fascinating this: America's two extreme moral panics of the last 30 years - the fear of terrorism and the dread of pedophiles - in direct collision! All driven by an irrational belief that we can be completely safe if we can just get safe enough - and that all rights are subordinate to this goal.

    1. Re:America's two greatest fears collide by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      It is even better - it is a three sided clash between the OMG!-Terrorists!-faction crying for more security, the OMG!-Pedophiles!-faction thinking of the children and the OMG!-Indecency!-faction going on about the scanners.

      As a non-American, I am sitting back at a safe distance with a bucket of popcorn.

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  409. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by kill+-9+$$ · · Score: 1
    Was there ever a time that it was allowed for both pilots to leave the cockpit?

    I know its feasible and all with auto-pilot, but I'd think that'd never happen. Well unless you were paid to by Lao-che...

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  410. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better yet:
    (afterward) "Was it good for you, too?"
    (when agent finishes search) "Did I *say* you could stop?! I wasn't finished!"
    (during) Make gentle whimpering sounds, moans, grunts, and look like you're trying to hold back smiles and O-faces. If you can read their nametag and call out their first name once or twice, even better!
    (afterward) "It's too bad there's nowhere I can duck out for a cigarette with you now that I'm through security."
    (afterward) "... Call me?"

    (when about to go through the backscatter) [genetic male:] "It really IS that big, but sorry, I'm taken!" [genetic female with C-cup or larger:] "Yep, they're natural, but sorry, I'm spoken for!"

    TSA agents are prepared for people to be angry. It's probably more effective to embarrass them; then, they'll be more likely to complain to their supervisors about having to do the pat-downs or screen the nudie pix.
    -os

  411. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Dthief · · Score: 1
    I imagine (Although it might not be true) that back in the day with the cockpits open they might hang out at the snack cart. Withn eyeshot of the controls but still both "exposed".

    and even if it is redundant the point is there is always one pilot (at least) locked away behind bullet-proof shield

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  412. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by memnock · · Score: 1

    i've heard recently that people are calling and writing to airlines and congress people saying that they won't go on vacation because of these searches. tourist based economy areas don't want to hear this. i don't know how many people are voicing their anger over this issue to people who are supposed to do something (not saying they will) about this, but that was something i heard.

    so, yes, i'm supporting the rumor mill.

  413. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by easyTree · · Score: 1

    Keep it up much longer and they'll bring down the airline industry as a whole, because do you seriously think I'll ever fly to the US again while this bullshit is going on?

    I often wonder idly, if that isn't the whole point.

  414. Broken YouTube link, here's a working one. by artao · · Score: 1

    I notice that the YouTube video has been rather rapidly taken down. Here's a linky to the story, with a working link to video (at least it worked around 5:15 Central Time) ... :: http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/national/screaming-toddlers-airport-patdown-111710 This is just fucking ridiculous ... THIS is what "security" has come to?? Well, welcome to the 4th fucking Reich; a Corporate Republic. I don't even fly, and this whole thing is REALLY starting to piss me off!!!! I'm gonna stop ranting now, I'm pretty irritated.

  415. Our rights already have been taken away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by Executive Orders ('the government' being controlled by FEMA)
    10990 allows the government to take over all modes of transportation and control of highways and seaports.
    10995 allows the government to seize and control the communication media.
    10997 allows the government to take over all electrical power, gas, petroleum, fuels and minerals.
    10998 allows the government to take over all food resources and farms.
    11000 allows the government to mobilize civilians into work brigades under government supervision.
    11001 allows the government to take over all health, education and welfare functions.
    11002 designates the Postmaster General to operate a national registration of all persons.
    11003 allows the government to take over all airports and aircraft, including commercial aircraft.
    11004 allows the Housing and Finance Authority to relocate communities, build new housing with public funds, designate areas to be abandoned, and establish new locations for populations.
    11005 allows the government to take over railroads, inland waterways and public storage facilities.
    11051 specifies the responsibility of the Office of Emergency Planning and gives authorization to put all Executive Orders into effect in times of increased international tensions and economic or financial crisis.
    11310 grants authority to the Department of Justice to enforce the plans set out in Executive Orders, to institute industrial support, to establish judicial and legislative liaison, to control all aliens, to operate penal and correctional institutions, and to advise and assist the President.
    11049 assigns emergency preparedness function to federal departments and agencies, consolidating 21 operative Executive Orders issued over a fifteen year period.
    11921 allows the Federal Emergency Preparedness Agency to develop plans to establish control over the mechanisms of production and distribution, of energy sources, wages, salaries, credit and the flow of money in U.S. financial institution in any undefined national emergency. It also provides that when a state of emergency is declared by the President, Congress cannot review the action for six months. The Federal Emergency Management Agency has broad powers in every aspect of the nation.

    All they need is a disaster... they have been caught setting up patsy terrorists a lot lately. This narrative is farther along than you think.

  416. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few months after the 9/11 attacks, I was discussing with my brother how ceramic knives might be able to make it onto a plane. He paused for a moment and confidently said, "Yes they can".

    How did he know for sure? He was attached to a Seal Team at the time, and one of the Seals strapped a ceramic knife to his leg when he went home on leave in December 2001.

  417. Re:Have two forms of flying, safe and unsafe. by CriminalNerd · · Score: 1

    The problem then is that the terrorists would hijack the unsafe planes and smash them into skyscrapers again.

  418. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by jimfrost · · Score: 1

    This is not true. Scramble time alone is around 40 minutes near Washington, that's why they had those "stay in your seats" periods, and that's pretty much best-case. And you can be very sure that they aren't going to shoot that plane down right away, they'll give it every chance; a mistake would be very, very bad.

    But it is moot. The ability to take airliner 9/11 style didn't even last out the day of 9/11. Once passengers got the idea that the best thing to do was take down the terrorists, they did so on their own. All of the terrorist attack attempts on planes since then were defeated by passengers, not the TSA or air marshalls.

    We are not going to see another 9/11. We are almost certainly going to see another Lockerbie though.

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  419. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by eleuthero · · Score: 1

    insanely enough, "toiletry" aerosols are now allowed again.

  420. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    No, it isn't. That does not mean you have the right to travel any way you wish without restriction.

  421. Here comes the steal chair, Roddy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh that had to hurt!

  422. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    I would say that yes, you/we have no right to travel by car without restriction. For example, you can't drive on other people's lawns. You must have a valid drivers license. You must have car insurance. If you are under 18, you may not drive after curfew.

    Your car can also be searched at any time, without warrant.

  423. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    "nonroutine" searches must be supported by "reasonable suspicion"..

    These pat downs are routine, therefore you don't need reasonable suspicion.

  424. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Unfortunately, the Constitution doesn't provide average citizens with any way to punish the people in power who perform these illegal acts or who mandate that these illegal acts be performed"

    2nd amendment?

  425. What is the legal source of TSA agent's immunity? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    I have yet to see anything specific that gives the TSA screener individual specific immunity against charges of sexual assault.
    An adult can consent, presumably, but a child cannot. If there is a definition that makes this action a crime, I don't see how the TSA agent personally has immunity from civil or criminal prosecution. I know that they don't have general immunity from any and all criminal charges, so there must be something that gives them immunity in the specific case of what they do in their line of duty. It would have to be tailored sufficiently to not give immunity for an agent who actually does purposely commit assault on someone while in uniform and on the clock, and I'd like to see the wording of that.

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  426. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

    And as much as I'd like to dismiss it all as theater I honestly don't think the TSA really cares deeply about keeping sharp objects off the plane, because they are simply too easy to come by or even make, too hard to detect, and unlikely to be effective against the security of the plane itself anymore.

    Surely making a big song and dance about confiscating items that they know are a minimal danger and thus (quite rightly) don't particularly care about is the definition of theatre?

  427. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by exomondo · · Score: 1

    Tell me, exactly what does the US government have to do to its citizens for it to be newsworthy?

    10 years ago it would have been a ridiculous and laughable to suggest 'publicly fondle them' as a response to that question.

  428. Enhanced patdowns, nothing new by Scrapz · · Score: 1

    You know, these "enhanced patdowns" are nothing new. I got this treatment on my trip to the US in 2006 when I was pulled aside. It's just now, they're extending it to everyone (or at least, everyone who refuses the xray). Not excusing it, I think it's stupid. Just saying.

  429. Nothing to do with OUR security, but totalitarian by DCFusor · · Score: 1
    You have to realize, that this has nothing whatsoever to do with our security. Best case, it has to do with their job security -- haven taking every possible means to prevent previous attack vectors is standard CYA for any bureaucrat.

    That's the best case. And as we've seen, with all this, zillions of bucks and unmeasurable inconvenience and losses for airlines and the people who might spend money at some tourist trap that now won't -- not one single credible threat has been apprehended by any of this.

    That's an almost unbelievable fact -- not one, zero, nada, zip -- by chance you'd think maybe one, right?

    Therefore if there's any rationality involved by anyone, you have to find a credible reason. One that was frequently given is the nature of government bureaucracy to just grow and grow, getting more people, more money, without limit.

    That one's flat out now -- they are endangering that by outraging everyone, which puts that at risk, and no sane government agency would do that.

    Therefore, there must be another reason. From all that wiretapping and so on, not to mention the last election, they have to know how mad we all are about how badly this place is being run. Being afraid of losing power overall, they are, and have been, finding ways to implement the very totalitarianism the terrorists wish they could claim we have, and are being successful at it. This isn't a partisan observation -- both Dems and Pubs are doing it, nothing changes with those parties about the various unconstitutional behavior our government has been increasingly engaging in.

    They know we've tried the ballot box, and don't like the results. They know we've tried the soapbox, without result.

    They are really afraid we'll remember that last box -- the ammo box.

    They've made it basically impossible to organize without detection, which was required even for the American Revolution in which we had the huge advantage of being at the far end of a difficult supply chain for our adversaries.

    They've made sure everyone knows this. Gitmo, patiot act, Calea, and a bunch of others, and now this -- training to submit to invasive personal searches in public places merely to do travel -- which is the only other way to organize that can't be tapped now and isn't.

    Conditioning that the police/agents etc are all powerful and cannot be resisted -- even that guy who refused and walked out is now liable for a fine! For just leaving! Private propterty! Without "permission" after refusing the invasive, warrant-less search. By not a law officer.

    Of course, one could suppose a more benign reason -- they want to find out our limits before we really start fighting back, but why would they want to know that?

    I am now officially ashamed to be an American, an old cold warrior, because I thought we'd won that one, and stopped, but it's obvious we lost -- and we are providing and excuse for other countries to follow suit, setting the worst possible of examples. I never thought I would ever say that -- I've shed blood for this country, and evidently it was a complete waste. No, I'm not going to try and overthrow the government, but I'm actively looking for a better place to move to right now. That's enough for me, for now. It should be enough for anyone -- this is so over the top by a government to do, I can't believe they can say "of, by, and for the people" with a straight face. If they can, they should be shot on sight, as they are obviously sociopaths.

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  430. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Cwix · · Score: 1

    searches of a traveler's body, including strip, body cavity and involuntary x-ray searches, are considered "nonroutine."

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  431. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

    >>Unless the law specifically conflicts with a right stated in that agreement (the Constitution)... the majority of the elected representatives has decided you will be subject to it.

    James Madison would like a word with you outside.

    This might be how it works under European Constitutions, but the American Constitution has it the other way around. Unless the government has been granted a certain power, it cannot use that power.

    Or, at least it used to work that way before FDR (and the Civil War, to a certain extent).

  432. Re:Have two forms of flying, safe and unsafe. by El_Oscuro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That wouldn't work. The business of taking over the cockpit was solved on 9/12: Just lock the damn door and don't open it. Oh and since the pilot has 2 of his best friends (Smith and Wesson) with him, any attempt would be rather short lived...

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  433. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymuous+Coward · · Score: 1
    Actually, that hasn't to do with bash or readline.

    ^W is the default for 'WERASE' (word-erase) on any unix terminal set in canonical mode.

    RTFM: stty(1), termios(3).

    It's supposed to erase words even when no line editing facility whatsoever is used.

    The whole ^H, ^W meme has more to do with how actual terminals used to work than with those quaint ascii control codes.

  434. Awesome! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    This'll stop all this terrorists! Actually, no, this just proves that terrorism works. I also love how the video was heroically removed!

    Stop flying on those planes if at all possible. Seriously, don't put up with this blatant invasion of privacy.

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  435. Don't complain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All those defrocked priests need jobs once they get out of jail.

  436. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    I too wish my friend good luck. The crimes he's been a victim of have traumatised him. He needs to see an end to them. I suspect my wishes are more sincere than yours.

    Considering the many laws that have been introduced since 1995 I'm unsurprised prisons are fuller than ever.

    Oh don't talk Daily Mail type bollocks. The vast majority of inmates are in prison for crimes that have long been illegal - violent crime, theft, burglary, rape, fraud etc.

  437. Too Much, Has To Stop by scurvyj · · Score: 0

    Ok they've gone too far.

    I notice the video is now under copyright, so presumably there is about to be a media explosion about this, as their rightly should be.

    Good.
    Ps. and yes I'd be bloody upset about my ted getting x-rayed too, but I'd get over it. Not so sure about the pat down!

  438. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They may have hung themselves with their new backscatter stuff and intrusive pat-downs -- I think all this extra coverage is indicative of people outside of Slashdot-types finally realizing that TSA is out of control and helping no-one.

    Speak for yourself.... I could use an aggressive pat-down, especially while they wear those sexy uniforms.

  439. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by rainer_d · · Score: 1

    That would cost too much. Airlines couldn't offer super-cheap tickets anymore.

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  440. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by don+depresor · · Score: 1

    Following a similar logic, using a scredriver to sabotage the cooling circuit of a nuclear reactor is a weapon of mass destruction too....

    If you need a very specific set of coincidences for it to kill a big number of people, then, it's not a weapon of mass destruction.

  441. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could see where the knitting needles could be a threat. Those old ladies could...wait for it...knit an afghan! Thanks everyone I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

  442. Irony? by Guido69 · · Score: 1

    Anyone else see the irony in a bunch of geeks protesting a "more intimate" search procedure? Probably good fodder for "My First Time" submissions... :)

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  443. Re:So friggin' what? by Erikderzweite · · Score: 1

    Everything comes at a price. In order to be civilized, a society has to accept some risk. Similar as everyone accepts the risk of being hit by a car in order to be able to use advanced means of transportation a society has to accept the (mathematically negligible) risk of terrorist attacks in order to maintain essential freedoms which are vital and beneficial to a healthy community.
    A country where children are routinely touched in a disturbing and embarrassing way by strangers in uniforms does not fit my definition of a free land. And I don't believe that was the only occasion of a child being subjected to such pat-downs.
    With logic like yours, TSA should issue strict rectal controls because a terrorist might as likely shove some explosives up his or her ass. Oh, and no exceptions for children in that regard, too, terrorists could use them too.

  444. We need More Security!! by cowdung · · Score: 1

    Clearly we need more security in this new world.

    Not only do we need full body scanners in airports, we should add them to schools, high schools and universities!! Did you know that in the last few years more high schoolers and university people have been killed by terrorists or crazy people in their schools.

    I say we full body naked scan all kids before they get into school. That is the ONLY way to guarantee that no guns (or even drugs) get into schools. Those kids that refuse should be strongly groped by the school administrators!

    We need should also add these to shopping malls and other vulnerable places! Who knows where the terrorists will strike next!!

    Also, while we're at it we can store pictures. And those pictures could be resold on the internet and we pay off the national debt!! .. oh wait! maybe this isn't such a good idea..

    Stop the TSA and its attempts to take away our 4th amendment rights!

  445. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Simmeh · · Score: 1

    Oh don't talk Daily Mail type bollocks. The vast majority of inmates are in prison for crimes that have long been illegal - violent crime, theft, burglary, rape, fraud etc.

    Indeed, classic criminals like the 10,000+ people in for drug specific offenses like posession. Since over half of property crimes are drug motivated, with shoplifting at 85% and burglary at 80%, does it not make sense to deal with the source of the problem rather than apply CCTV band aids so my brother and your friend don't need to treat their home/property like a bank vault?

  446. call it our point by dreamer.redeemer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm a USAmerican and while I'll admit to sucking at math, I think it's a stretch to say I suck "so badly." I'm not exactly sure what The Problem with America Today is, but if I had to guess I'd say a lot of it has to do with extremely large organizations motivated solely by profit (AKA news media) manipulating the international discourse in ways that are profitable, which has nothing to do with a sane representation of reality. It's probably not even that satisfyingly conspiratory, unfortunately, but I do know that I've never seen anyone ram together a few legitimate data points like I have in this blog post (which I'm reproducing in entirety here to save everyone the effort of having to click through to a foreign environment):

    In the style of Harper's Index, if with so much less elegance...

    Number of deaths in the USA due to fundamentalist Islamic terrorists in 9/2001: 2,996
    Estimated number of those that were US citizens: 2,669
    Number of deaths in the USA due to traffic accidents in the same month: 3,303
    Number of deaths in the USA due to fundamentalist Islamic terrorists between 9/12/2001 and 12/31/2008: 0
    Number of deaths in the USA due to traffic accidents in approximately the same period: 303,841
    Total approved, as of 12/2009, for the three military operations initiated to combat terrorism in response to 9/11 (excluding funds for CIA, FBI, TSA, Homeland Security, etc.): $1,086,000,000,000
    Estimated budget for the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration over the same period: $6,520,000,000
    The NHTSAs budget, expressed as a percent of the amount allocated for these military operations: 00.
    Estimate, in 2008, for the final total cost of the Iraq war alone: $3,000,000,000,000
    Amount allocated to the military per terrorism related US citizen death in the USA since 9/11/2001: $406,893,967.78
    Amount allocated to the NHTSA per traffic related death: $21,458.59
    Amount allocated to the military per terrorism related US citizen death in the USA since 9/12/2001: Undefined
    Percentage of causes of death in the USA that kill more people than terrorism: 100
    Percentage of causes of death in the USA that receive more public money for prevention than terrorism: 0
    Percent change in gross federal debt between 2001 and 2010: 232.97
    Percentage of gross federal debt in 2001 that would have been eliminated by 1.086 trillion dollars: 18.8
    Amount each US household would receive given 1.086 trillion dollars evenly distributed: $9443.48
    Rank of defense, excluding expenditure on active military operations, among all categories of federal spending: 1
    Percentage of federal spending in 2009 that went to defense: 23
    Percentage of federal income in the same year that came from individual income tax: 43
    Percentage that came from social security/social insurance tax: 42
    Percentage that came from corporate income tax: 7


    Sources: http://www-fars.nhtsa.dot.gov http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_September_11_attacks http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NHTSA Global Terrorism Database, with specific query used The Cost of Iraq, Afghanistan, and Other Global War on Terror Operations Since 9/11, by the Congressional Research Service (pdf) The three trillion dollar war

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    1. Re:call it our point by pavera · · Score: 1

      I would just say, if americans were at least a little bit better at math (again I'm not talking about partial differential equations or anything, just basic division/estimation) then we'd collectively be a lot better at calling BS on the large for profit organizations when they try to manipulate things.

      And maybe, just maybe, we'd actually try to deal with real problems instead of made up ones.

  447. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Goboxer · · Score: 1

    And there is something wrong with the whole security theatre to begin with...

    http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/744199---israelification-high-security-little-bother

    That article is definitely worth a read. I would happily accept a shift to an Israeli model of airport security, if only for the simple reason that it would get you through airport security in 25 minutes. The additional security and nobody handling my junk or ogling my nakedness, and we have ourselves a winner.

  448. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Oral Roberts damned all of Australia to Hell for eternity after a baggage search at Sydney airport - how is conservative America going to react to the extreme measures in place now?
    That's right, they'll blame it on having a black man in the white house, but they'll call him a communist or socialist so that they don't look racist.
    That's not entirely a bad thing since the TSA will probably be put under adult supervision or abolished before the next election as a matter of political survival.

  449. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is 90% of America doesn't ever step foot on an airplane.

  450. The pot is warming slowly by dbIII · · Score: 1

    That may not shock people as much as it should. You'd think the tea party crowd would be shouting angrily about homosexuals getting to squeeze their balls in airports by now but for some reason they are not. I suppose it won't happen until somebody pays Glenn Beck enough for a weekends worth of cocaine to talk about it.

  451. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    Indeed, classic criminals like the 10,000+ people in for drug specific offenses like posession.

    So you accept the point. The record numbers in prison are not there because of new laws. So why spout such bollocks in the first place?

    Since over half of property crimes are drug motivated, with shoplifting at 85% and burglary at 80%, does it not make sense to deal with the source of the problem rather than apply CCTV band aids so my brother and your friend don't need to treat their home/property like a bank vault?

    There was nothing stolen in any of the incidents I related to you. There's nothing to suggest they are drug related.

    You present a false dichotomy. CCTV is on balance positive or negative on it's own terms. What, if anything, to do about drugs is an entirely different issue. It's not an either or.

  452. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Professr3 · · Score: 1

    I'm not contesting that that's how it works right now, I'm contesting whether or not that's legal.

  453. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Professr3 · · Score: 1

    The second amendment is really only useful if the majority of the population supports an armed uprising. I have a feeling that, no matter how bad it gets, the government will still make sure that 75% of citizens would rather turn in their 25% fellows and return to watching the latest reality show.

  454. New excuse for a venerial disease by dbIII · · Score: 1

    It must be something I picked up from the TSA guys gloves.

  455. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by oopsdude · · Score: 1

    If you set the metal detector off it's never a "oh, must be your shoes, you can go." It's always, take whatever you have on off, and if you set it off a 2nd time you get the full pat down.

    I had a different experience flying out of Dulles last month. It was 5am, and I was barely awake. I set the metal detector off three times - once I forgot the belt, then the coins in my pockets, then for no particular reason whatsoever. I was so tired, I seriously remember thinking, "Remember not to act like a terrorist in airport security." So the red-mustached (I swear to God) man guarding the thing said,

    "Sir! I want you to listen and pay very careful attention to what I say."

    I nodded. His mustache twitched.

    "I want you to hold your hands out straight in front of you," and he helpfully demonstrated. "Now lower them to your thighs and pinch your trousers firmly, and walk through."

    So I pinched them up about half an inch with all fingers, then looked up dumbfounded, since there was no way this was what he was talking about. But he nods, and I walk through. I spent the rest of the flight wondering what on Earth the exercise accomplished. Probably my hands blocked a rogue penny in my pockets, but I remember being pretty sure I got everything out.

    Actually, he probably realized no terrorist would be stupid enough to try (and fail) to get through a metal detector three times. A terrorist would have passed the dumbass test, and I failed it.

  456. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Professr3 · · Score: 1

    It's not a monarchy, but it has become an oligarchy. With a population this large, way above subsistence level, catering to the bored, uninterested middle class will buy any politician an elected office.

    Do the majority of people actually bother to even read the voting guides, or do they just listen to the smear campaigns that interrupt their favorite sitcom?

    It's the same problem they had with Rome - past a certain point, it becomes bread and circuses, and I don't know of a civilization that's come back from that point.

  457. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Ah but leaving is, as I understand it, an offense under law?

    So you can't just 'follow their rules or leave'.

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  458. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

    First metal detectors, then x-rays, then luggage searches, then shoe removal, then body scanners, then pat downs, then "enhanced" pat downs (are those anything like enhanced interrogation techniques?)

    Nitpick: they used to do pat downs and luggage searches before metal detectors and x-rays were standard practice. This is ancient before most ./ers (including myself) were born. I've seen the luggage searches in old movies, but I'm sure they didn't go through the bags like they do today (back then they were looking for big pieces of C4, today they are looking for C4, toothpaste, a PS3...).

  459. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tom · · Score: 1

    You don't understand how this kind of things work. It's always the same, no matter what. Security, taxes, changes to the social system. Here's the recipe:

    1.) Someone in the mid-ranks of politics voices a totally over-the-top idea to judge public reactions (especially from the media)
    2.) Depending on the amount of negativity, a slightly-less or a somewhat-less but still excessive idea is brought forward by someone higher-up
    3.) Said idea is lauded as much more moderated, implemented and assisted by some publicity (terror warning, or digging up old examples of tax or welfare abuse, etc.)
    4.) Idea is implemented much more strictly than advertised
    5.) Public outcry
    6.) Idea is slightly reduced. Outcry ends, a policy that wouldn't have been possible before is now in effect
    7.) Everyone gets used to that being the norm, after a few years the cycle starts again, to reach the next level

    My guess is we're at 5. You can quote me when we reach 6, and remember me during 7.

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  460. Fail indeed: This is not new by Terje+Mathisen · · Score: 1

    Shortly after 9/11 (Oct/Nov 2001 in fact) I took my family on a vacation trip from Norway to the US, to go on a cruise from Miami.

    We flew Oslo-Copenhagen-Chicago-Miami and the same way back on the return trip.

    There are four of us, our kids were 12 and 10 at the time, and for some very strange reason our youngest was flagged (with "SSSS" on her boarding card) for extra security checks on all the US airports.

    The M16-toting National Guard got really upset when I wanted to accompany my kid, but finally relented when I explained that she didn't speak english.

    Terje

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  461. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by jhoegl · · Score: 1

    I believe that has been taken out of context. We do not know where (this guy that left the TSA search), ended the search. Did he end it in the middle, before it started, etc? No one has bothered to ask because deflating a "fear" part of the story ends the drama. Your News reporting at its best.

  462. Sins of the Father by jman.org · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unfortunately, it is possible for a toddler to be used as a weapon delivery system.

    Under that warped and paranoid point of view, we have no choice but to pat down little Timmy.

    The creepy part is the TSA agent who saves the teddy bear's full body scan for later viewing.

  463. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

    >>>Sorry, but you getting from MD to California so you can attend a meeting on Friday is not a right.

    By that reasoning, you don't have a right to not be shot in the head by my laser, because it's not listed in the Constitution. (takes aim). I strongly suggest your reasoning is flawed and that you should reconsider.

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  464. Re:Have two forms of flying, safe and unsafe. by Dhalka226 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree, 9/11-style attacks were not a problem as of 9/12.

    That said, an "absolutely no screening" line really is a horrendously stupid idea. Why WOULDN'T they attack it? Pack a bomb in the 'ole carry-on. Or fuck, just a pistol. One attack is all it would take to completely decimate the idea of "no security" flying and probably, for no real good reason whatsoever, once again devastate the airline industry as a whole. Which is exactly what the terrorists want; death tolls are well and good, but billions of dollars of economic harm as a result of them? Yes please.

    I don't know why people always insist on the extremes. The government forms the TSA who immediately runs to the full body scanning, pat down, toothpaste in a plastic bag, behavioral profiling police state security theater nonsense side, so other people feel somehow justified in going to the batshit crazy, guaranteed to be attacked, just playing the odds that somebody else dies before I do while this minor convenience continues to exist side. I assure everybody: There is a medium.

    The body scans can take a hike. I have no problems with the bomb detection devices, particularly since we already bought them. The attempt at some quasi-psychic behavioralist profiling police squad can go. The reinforced cockpit doors and requirements they be secured during flight can stay. Limitations on liquids can go. Guns in the hands of (properly trained) pilots and air marshals can stay. Fondling the three year old girl is straight out. Hell, I'll even let them keep the taking off the shoes thing because while it's pretty stupid, it's just not that big of a deal.

    Practical security measures that actually might have a chance of stopping something real -- that's what I'm looking for. An apparent goal of somehow alternating every other seat on a plane with an armed national guardsman to show how tough and secure we are... not so much. Sensible policy. On both sides. It's not asking that much.

  465. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by rhook · · Score: 1

    You have a right to a livelihood, you also have a right to travel freely between the states.

  466. Can the detectors detect all harmful substances? by master_p · · Score: 1

    If the detectors can detect all possibly harmful substances, then why does the pat-down procedure exist?

  467. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, the Constitution doesn't provide average citizens with any way to punish the people in power who perform these illegal acts or who mandate that these illegal acts be performed.

    Do you even know what the whole point of the Second Amendment is?

  468. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by rhook · · Score: 1

    However the TSA doesn't grope you to completion, no happy ending.

  469. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Americano · · Score: 1

    I don't disagree with that notion, but the problem is of our own making, the means of correcting it are within our control, and sitting around lamenting it without doing anything and exhorting your fellow citizens to take action is simply adding to the circus aspect.

    Get involved. Run for office or support people who do. Work to put third party candidates in office. Tell everybody who will give you the time of day what the problems are today, and don't do it in an echo chamber - talk to and seek out people who DISAGREE with your positions, and listen to their positions and try to find common ground with them -- don't just shout slogans at each other.

    Politics are broken in this country, you're right. But they're broken because of what we've made of them, and allowed other people to make of them. The only solution to that is to roll up our sleeves and start digging our way out of the mess we've made for ourselves.

  470. I thought of Americans as tough take no shit ppl.. by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

    I have a little girl (18 month old). If anyone tried to touch my daughter,(doctors/daycare workers aside) I would kill them, no joke. You really you have to wonder why they (the parents) didn't take charge and MAKE the little brat go through the metal detector. I mean really... the child REFUSED to walk through. Imagine this in a security setting where everyone is stressed and waiting. This is clearly the parents fault.

  471. common sense screening by MadMaverick9 · · Score: 1
    Quoted from another website:

    If the police are looking for a suspect of a crime, and the suspect is described as a male in his 30's dark short hair and medium colored skin. The police would not be stopping people who do not fit the description. If most acts of terriorism are being committed by Young Males from 18 to 30, usually middle eastern of origin, why would be checking white females in there mid 60's. Common sense screening of passengers is not racial profiling. It is applying logic to the situation. The death of this planet will be us drowning in the insanity of political correctness and having it used as a tool againist us.

    I very much agree with this post. Thanks to the original poster.

  472. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    You are correct. I should've known that; I'm an old unix user from way back. I learned about raw vs canonical in my UUCP days.

    The whole ^H, ^W meme has more to do with how actual terminals used to work than with those quaint ascii control codes.

    The reason old terminals worked that way was because of those 'quaint' control codes.

    Since you brought that up, I'd like to see a resurgence of control codes. You know all the trouble using 'in-band' printable characters to denote special functions like grouping, field separation, etc? The whole issue of quotes and commas in the data in a CSV file, for instance, or a single quote in an SQL statement literal? Those old coots that developed bisync had this figured out - they had codes for start of text, end of text, start of header, etc. I propose we start using the old control codes for that. Give them a glyph that's similar to the character used currently (for instance replace the use of quoting with the ASCII character STX (Start of Text) and give it an inverse video " appearance). That way you never have to deal with figuring out what characters have special meaning and which are data.

    You could do the same thing with XML - no more '<' to open a tag. Instead use an old ctrl code (SOH?) with a similar glyph.

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  473. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    Actually, that is covered in the first Amendment. "One’s right to life".

  474. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    So then do I have a right to ride my rocket car anywhere I want because I made a lunch appointment in China in 2 hours? No. Sorry, you don't have the right to travel by any means you want.

  475. Re:I thought of Americans as tough take no shit pp by MadMaverick9 · · Score: 1

    FBI - Most Wanted Terrorists

    Does any of these pictures look like your daughter? I didn't think so.

    If this FBI page shows the people we are looking for, then why are we checking 3-year-old blond girls and 65-year-old gray-haired ladies for hidden bombs?

    For crying out loud, have some common sense and investigative skills.

  476. "we can make sure it's very pleasant for you"? by grimJester · · Score: 1
    From Penn's story:

    But, if you give me your itinerary every time you fly, I'll be at the airport with you and we can make sure it's very pleasant for you.

    What on earth does this mean? Some TSA PR woman offers to follow him around to make sure the other TSA goons don't molest him? Or was this said in a seductive tone of voice?

  477. Just like the mafia hitmen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like the mafia hitmen. It's their job: kill people for money and the Mafia.

    So why do we go and put them in jail, JUST FOR DOING THEIR JOB???

    PS in case you harp on about how it's legal, it was legal for Saddam Hussein to gas the Kurds. BECAUSE HE'S THE BOSS.

  478. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by chris+mazuc · · Score: 1

    I would say that yes, you/we have no right to travel by car without restriction. For example, you can't drive on other people's lawns. You must have a valid drivers license. You must have car insurance. If you are under 18, you may not drive after curfew.

    Way to miss the point.

    Your car can also be searched at any time, without warrant.

    Bullshit.

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  479. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by chris+mazuc · · Score: 1

    The first amendment to the US constitution:

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

    I think you have some reading to do.

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  480. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

    >>>That does not mean you have the right to travel any way you wish without restriction.

    Frak it. (pulls trigger) Anymore tyrants wish to take-away my Right to drive or fly via the Common property which belongs to all the People? C'mon. Line up over here..... we'll deal with you the same way we dealt with Julius Caesar, Nero, Robespierre, Mussolini, and so on. The People are the ultimate authority to wish all government servants must eventually bow.

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  481. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Issarlk · · Score: 1

    It's not molestation when the good guys do it!

  482. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Issarlk · · Score: 1

    We're screwed then, because eventually these people will put bombs _into_ their children?
    We'll end up with mandatory cavity searches of every passenger, including children ; and the terrorists will laugh their asses off, thinking of the humiliation the heathens are subjected to every time they fly, thank to a small effort on their part in 9/11.

  483. Body Scanner easily defeated by sugarmatic · · Score: 1

    The answer: maxi thins.

    Someone I know in the TSA told me that the scanners cannot see past moisture, and that elderly, female, and very young travelers effectively block the scanner around the crotch area. This is apparently part of their training as well.

    The answer: install a slightly moist maxi thin just before going through the line, get rid of afterwards.

  484. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by delt0r · · Score: 1

    Even if the first option does exclude all terrorist based plane deaths. Boring old aircraft crashes are still far more likely to "kill" you. The Fact is that there really just aren't that many would be terrorists out there, and the few that are, are so stupid that all they can do is set their own scrotum on fire.

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  485. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by lgw · · Score: 1

    Running the printing presses doesn't help either, when you have lots of short-term debt, because lenders can see what you're up to and raise interest rates accordingly. As the glorious Fed has shifted the US debt balance sharply from long term to short term, we're pretty much boned. Pay attention to the PIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Greece, Spain), as that's our future, and not our distant future either.

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  486. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    Even if the first option does exclude all terrorist based plane deaths. Boring old aircraft crashes are still far more likely to "kill" you.

    In fact, I quite agree. But changing the interpretation of the question to reflect the way people actually interpret it brings that answer down from "flatly impossible, logical contradiction" to the realm of merely "unlikely".

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  487. Give everyone a gun. by ciscoguy01 · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is that if there's a 0.00001% chance that somebody who looks like a nun is a terrorist, and a 0.01% chance that somebody who looks like a young Arab male is a terrorist, we should search every young Arab male and miss the terrorist nuns? Oh, and there's also the not-insignificant problem that any terrorist who notices this sort of profiling will simply recruit a lighter-skinned female terrorist and dress her up like a nun.

    What I think you're actually saying here is "Go ahead and violate other people's rights, just don't mess the rights of people like me." They came for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist...

    So the young arab male is 1000x the chance of being a terrorist than the nun, and somehow that's not a good enough odds to prioritize? It sure is.
    Your math, btw.
    In any case this airport screening is a complete waste of time. It's just that the government is able to spend our tax money on it, so they do.
    Terrorists have many targets, if they can't blow up planes they will just blow up buildings, bridges, subway trains, the target is immaterial. These very same Al Qlaeda terrorists have already attacked all those.
    How long before people are comfortable with being accosted on the street by stormtroopers asking "where are you going?"
    I for one don't ever want to live in a world like that.
    Disarming everyone at the airport is not the answer.
    The better solution for air travel would be to give qualified passengers who have a concealed carry permit a 30% airfare discount if they take a class and become certified as an auxiliary air marshall.
    I would get a CCW.
    If there were 30 or 40 armed trained civilians on every flight the terrorists would be unable to do anything. How would it be to try to blow up or hijack the plane and have 20 people pull guns on you?
    Heh.
    This does not solve the problems of terrorism in the world anymore than sexually assaulting three year olds would. The solution to that, well, I have one but it would be very messy.

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  488. Re:So friggin' what? by Godskitchen · · Score: 1

    Do you understand the concept of discouragement? Screening procedures DISCOURAGE would-be terrorists from bringing bombs on planes because they are likely to get caught. If there was no screening, then I would anticipate the frequency with which these attacks occurred would go up; do you disagree with this?
    Use of hyperbole ("disturbing and embarrassing") doesn't change the fact that you do live in a "free land" - you are free to stay at home or travel by ground.

  489. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sigh. It is a complete misconception that the constitution enumerates all our rights. One of the reasons its writers were hesitant to list any rights in it, is because idiots like you would thing that it was a complete list.

  490. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God, not another one. The constitution is NOT a document that lists our rights. It defines the limits of government's power. The founding fathers were hesitant to including amendments like the first, because boobs like you would like it defined the totality of our rights. It does not.

  491. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure you do, you've just been brainwashed into thinking you do not have that right.

  492. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok ok, we'll try it your way. We'll let you fly, and person 2 fly, and person 3, and person 4, [...] and person 5,345,723, and... (someone comes up and whispers) what do you mean all the planes crashed into each other because there were no regulations in place to properly supervise use of the limited space that is the airways?

    And no, this is not a strawman. You desired to travel with zero restrictions, so we had to get rid of that pesky FAA. And I know you desire zero restrictions because you "killed" someone for having the audacity to suggest having restrictions. Not specific restrictions, but any restrictions.

  493. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    If your friend really had a disruptor pistol, I think he could have gotten on the plane just fine without breaking it down. All he'd have to do would be to wave his hands and say, "There is no pistol" to the TSA agents.

    Nah, this guy wasn't really any kind of a charmer. In fact, he seems to go through life generally disagreeable and pissed off, except when he's drunk and partying all rowdy-like. If the TSA guys had given him any trouble he'd probably retort with some kind of "kill you where you stand" comment, which of course would just get him in more trouble. So I guess he was being uncharacteristically clear-thinking in his decision to resort to this kind of subterfuge.

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  494. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to give you a quote for your "not a right" in the Constitution: Bill of Rights, art. 11 "The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."

  495. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Professr3 · · Score: 1

    Without doing anything? I've voted for write-in candidates, gotten involved with grassroots campaigning, etc. None of it matters, because at some point it's no longer within OUR control.

    When there's a majority of the population that doesn't care, won't care, and will just hate you if you try to reason with them, what do you suggest we do? It's a lose-lose situation.

    You say our current state is a result of us "allowing other people to make it this way". Last I checked, we didn't have a choice! We did the right things, we voted, we warned people, we called and wrote our senators, and for what? It got worse!

    I think it's time to stop blaming ourselves for this, (unless you voted partisan in the elections) and focus on blaming the mass apathy that afflicts the consumer middle class. We can dig all we want to, but I'm beginning to think there'll always be twice as many people filling the hole back in.

  496. Re:So friggin' what? by Erikderzweite · · Score: 1

    >Do you understand the concept of discouragement?
    The concept of discouragement is "moving the problem some other place". To Subway, maybe? Public buses? Concerts? Other crowded places? You can't screen everyone everywhere, you just can't.

    >If there was no screening, then I would anticipate the frequency with which these attacks occurred would go up; do you disagree with this?
    I do, in fact, disagree with this. First, we don't see bombers exploding themselves in crowded lines before screening at the airports which they could do with almost zero hassle, but no less publicity.
    Second, security can be made differently, see Israeli airports. They don't do security theatre, they do security.
    Last but not least, if a terrorist attack occurs I'd like to live in a society that can deal with it without hysteria by the media and without politics appealing to fear, rage and vengeance. The point of terrorism is to spread fear, a society which does not bow to the fear is immune to such a threat. Face it - resulting hysteria deals much more damage than any terrorist attack would ever do.

    >you are free to stay at home or travel by ground.
    Freedom of movement and freedom to travel mean more than just being able to walk some place. And I am not exercising my freedom to travel to the fullest if the only freedom I have is that I am "free to stay at home or travel by ground".

    >Use of hyperbole ("disturbing and embarrassing")
    It is not a hyperbole. I insist on carefully picking persons who are allowed to touch my genitalia and I'd like it to stay this way.

  497. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    Justice Robert H. Jackson wrote, "the very purpose of the Bill of Rights was to withdraw certain subjects from the vicissitudes of political controversy, to place them beyond the reach of majorities ... One's right to life, liberty, and property, to free speech, a free press, freedom of worship and assembly, and other fundamental rights may not be submitted to vote.

  498. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Theater within theater.

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  499. Years Ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What amazes me the most here is that this occurred over two years ago and you people are just now catching on. Hell, I even submitted it to /. back then. What the fuck folks?

  500. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by chris+mazuc · · Score: 1

    I think you have a reading comprehension problem.

    You were originally talking about the first amendment, not the whole bill of rights. And I don't disagree with Justice Jackson.

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  501. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny, because my gun says that you're the idiot.

    Y'know, coupled with this post, you're not exactly helping your claim that you don't want anarchy.

  502. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So then by your own logic, you have the right to do 200mph on residential roads in order to make it to work on time because you couldn't be arsed to get to bed / out of bed at a decent time.

    Moron.

  503. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    Actually that was a quote from the justice regarding a first amendment case. I will leave it at that. I'll disregard your need to share your thoughts about me as a defense mechanism. It would be good if you brushed up on your social grace; You really don't need to stoop to that level to make a rational point.

  504. ha, that's too simple by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    My suggestion is totally much more in line with the TSA thinking and extremely rational as well!

    All we do is we eliminate colons. That's gonna stop most terrorists right there. In fact, it will stop all terrorists, I have never hear of a terrorist without a colon, so all terrorists have colons, so clearly, if you have a colon, you just might be a terrorist, but if you don't have one, you are free to go (to go, get it?)

  505. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

    http://www.usconstitution.net/constnot.html

    Your position falls apart pretty fast if you actually try to apply it to the real world instead of as a smartass remark on the internet.

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  506. 3 year olds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A 3 year old has no need for special privileges. A security risk *is* posed by a child, potentially. If that bothers you too much, don't take your 3 year old on an airplane. We'd all appreciate it. Small children can be almost as irksome as the TSA, And yes, I'm a frequent flier.

  507. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    Please read the 27th link on the page you just sent me entitled "The right to travel" under things NOT in the constitution.

  508. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

    Maybe you should read it first before, again, trying to be a smartass on the internet:

    As the Supreme Court notes in Saenz v Roe, 98-97 (1999), the Constitution does not contain the word "travel" in any context, let alone an explicit right to travel (except for members of Congress, who are guaranteed the right to travel to and from Congress). The presumed right to travel, however, is firmly established in U.S. law and precedent. In U.S. v Guest, 383 U.S. 745 (1966), the Court noted, "It is a right that has been firmly established and repeatedly recognized." In fact, in Shapiro v Thompson, 394 U.S. 618 (1969), Justice Stewart noted in a concurring opinion that "it is a right broadly assertable against private interference as well as governmental action. Like the right of association, ... it is a virtually unconditional personal right, guaranteed by the Constitution to us all." It is interesting to note that the Articles of Confederation had an explicit right to travel; it is now thought that the right is so fundamental that the Framers may have thought it unnecessary to include it in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights.

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  509. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    I did read it. Unfortunately other than the fact that the right to travel isn't in the constitution the rest is conjecture from the tard that wrote the site, which obviously conflicts with the current views on the subject as our current laws and TSA mandate prove otherwise.

  510. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

    Your stating that "the rest is conjecture from the tard that wrote the site" proves you didn't read it.

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  511. Re:You HAVE to let them know. Here's how. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good idea. While you're at it, contact various airlines to let them know why they aren't going to get your money anymore. Let them use their deep pockets to effect change as well.

  512. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by chris+mazuc · · Score: 1

    Your original point is that the right to life is specifically guaranteed by the first amendment. The quote from Justice Jackson was part of a broader point about how fundamental rights should be beyond politics and does not support your argument. Here is the opinion: West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette.

    The Gobitis opinion reasoned that this is a field 'where courts possess no marked and certainly no controlling competence,' that it is committed to the legislatures as well as the courts to guard cherished liberties and that it is constitutionally appropriate to 'fight out the wise use of legislative authority in the forum of public opinion and before legislative assemblies rather than to transfer such a contest to the judicial arena,' since all the 'effective means of inducing political changes are left free.' Id., 310 U.S. at page 597, 598, 600, 60 S.Ct. at pages 1014, 1016, 127 A.L.R. 1493.

    The very purpose of a Bill of Rights was to withdraw certain subjects from the vicissitudes of political controversy, to place them beyond the reach of majorities and officials and to establish them as legal principles to be applied by the courts. One's right to life, liberty, and property, to free speech, a free press, freedom of worship and assembly, and other fundamental rights may not be submitted to vote; they depend on the outcome of no elections. [319 U.S. 624, 639] In weighing arguments of the parties it is important to distinguish between the due process clause of the Fourteenth Amendment as an instrument for transmitting the principles of the First Amendment and those cases in which it is applied for its own sake. The test of legislation which collides with the Fourteenth Amendment, because it also collides with the principles of the First, is much more definite than the test when only the Fourteenth is involved. Much of the vagueness of the due process clause disappears when the specific prohibitions of the First become its standard. The right of a State to regulate, for example, a public utility may well include, so far as the due process test is concerned, power to impose all of the restrictions which a legislature may have a 'rational basis' for adopting. But freedoms of speech and of press, of assembly, and of worship may not be infringed on such slender grounds. They are susceptible of restriction only to prevent grave and immediate danger to interests which the state may lawfully protect. It is important to note that while it is the Fourteenth Amendment which bears directly upon the State it is the more specific limiting principles of the First Amendment that finally govern this case.

    West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette wasn't a fifth amendment case, and as such did not mention it except in the broader point as quoted above. The right to life is specifically protected by the fifth amendment, not the first.

    No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

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  513. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure this solution would scale tho. Israel only has several airports to protect. US has hundreds. Ben Gurion is also a relatively small airport compared to usa and eu major ones. Israel because of its being small both in terms of size and population is much easier for soft intelligence. Israel also has very tight immigration controls and is relatively homogenous. Compare that to us or eu - huge distances,open borders, hundreds of airports, hundreds of milions of people, thousands of nationalities, some secluded and resistant to assimilation.

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  514. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

    The effect of radiation is not a linear function of dose; I believe (though am not expert enough to state) that the likely reason for this is that you need multiple mutations in one cell to start cancer; one single mutation tends to be corrected out by various mechanisms in cell and the coding of it's DNA. This means that a concentrated dose on one part of your body is much more likely to cause damage than a greater dose spread out through your body volume. The X-ray scanners deliver exactly that; a dose to your skin only (worse still; to the same area as you tend to get genetic damage from the UV light from the sun). Cosmic rays are highly penetrative, and so whatever radiation dose they deliver is spread throughout your body. This means that comparing the two can only be done by experiment.

    The fact that the TSA and others are providing such assurances which they have no way to know the truth of is a definite sign of bad faith.

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  515. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    I concede, it is obviously protected by the fifth amendment.

  516. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by Dthief · · Score: 1
    First off cosmic radiation does increase cancer risk. I realize that pilots get exposed more than most, but business travelers who travel frequently get a good % more than if they didnt fly.

    http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/aviation/safety/the-truth-about-tsa-airport-scanning

    A survey of Icelandic commercial flyboys, conducted in 2000 by the University of Iceland's Dr. Vilhjálmur Rafnsson, found that skin cancer rates for pilots were between 10 and 25 times higher than that of the general public.

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  517. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

    I would imagine a ceramic knife laid edge on in the lining of a carry on bag would be undetectable with current methods, and while prone to shatter, ceramics are deadly sharp.

  518. Re:Have two forms of flying, safe and unsafe. by haxney · · Score: 1

    That said, an "absolutely no screening" line really is a horrendously stupid idea. Why WOULDN'T they attack it?

    Because there are only a few terrorists in the world? Because they're mostly stupid and poorly organized?

    I would definitely fly the "absolutely no screening" line, especially after the massive discounts they would likely give out if (in the extremely unlikely event) another attack did occur.

  519. Re:What's the deal with the rush of TSA stories re by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

    First off cosmic radiation does increase cancer risk.

    That's a bit of a non sequitur. I never said cosmic radiation doesn't increase cancer risk. I said that it probably does so quite a bit less, dose per dose, than a back scatter X-ray machine. Secondly; I said that dose is non linear and I'll also mention that it seems that time spread of exposure is an important factor; if you take a large dose in a short time that is worse than the same dose spread over time. This means that air travellers should be seen as a vulnerable group. The moment when you have to travel by air is exactly the moment you should be trying to reduce your exposure to other forms of ionizing radiation.

    A survey of Icelandic commercial flyboys, conducted in 2000 by the University of Iceland's Dr. Vilhjálmur Rafnsson, found that skin cancer rates for pilots were between 10 and 25 times higher than that of the general public.

    It's very interesting that you don't mention what I found after two minutes of internet searching; that this is specifically skin cancer of the forearm likely caused by exposure to the sun at high altitude through non perfect UVB filtering glass.

    So why are the people you are quoting trying to bring up non relevant facts to hide real and unknown dangers which clearly need actual research? These are people who have excellent X-ray scientists available but instead choose to talk about things which a random layman could see through. Could it possibly be that they have some machines to sell and know that that those machines are dangerous?

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