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  1. 40? on Forty Years of Moore's Law · · Score: 4, Funny

    40th anniversary? That's weird, I swear just about a year and a half ago it was the 20th anniversary.

  2. Re:How many programmers now? on Oracle To Finish Linux Makeover This Year · · Score: 3, Funny
    i'm not sure they're still hiring people to hold guns sideways


    yes, they are. Even though the red-hot shells are ejecting into their faces, they explain it away as a hardware problem.

  3. Re:What about using the most obvious Nuclear Energ on Creator of the Gaia Hypothesis Urges Nuclear Power · · Score: 1

    Didn't you read the first post? Manufacturing solar panels creates toxic metal waste, so solar panels are unacceptable until they can be made solely from soy. And don't even start with wind power. I don't want them destroying my view of the ocean from my multi-million dollar Martha's Vineyard mansion.

  4. Re:You're simply wrong (CLEANED UP) on What's Your Terrorism Quotient? · · Score: 1
    I believe his logic can best be explained as:
    a)"When you poked the wasp nest you got stung"
    b)"Poking the bee nest just to get back at the wasps will only make things worse"

    Sure ... if you're an idiot. Most sensible people would
    b) "Spray the fuckers with Raid(tm)"

  5. Re:Ninnle has you ! on Vatican Astronomer Comments On Extraterrestrials · · Score: 2, Informative

    Umm, no .... I saw the ABC interview with Gibson where he specifically states he does not blame the Jews for Jesus's death. His father is the wackjob that denies the holicaust and blames Jews, not Mel himself.

  6. Re:As friggin awsome as it is... on The Politics of the Video Game · · Score: 1
    So, I must have missed the finding of the WMDs. Where did they find them?

    In Jordan

  7. Re:Wait... so you're telling me... on A New Ice Age? · · Score: 1
    Nothing personal; you're just repeating what you've been told, but you have been told wrong.

    No, I'm stating something I've observed firsthand. Gee, Thank you for assuming I'm a not complete moron and stating it in a non-patronizing manner (Score: Sarcasm: +5)

    The short answer is weather != climate. Blah, Blah, Blah .....

    Wow, fasinating .... tell me, why is the sky blue?
    I've been hearing this global warming crap for 20 years now, and global cooling the 10 years before that. I'm tired of this man's destroying the earth garbage that is only politically motivated and not based on resonable scientific debate. There's a constant release of "studies" claiming this or that and those that don't spout the party line get ripped apart. Call me when a study provides both sides of the story.

  8. Re:Wait... so you're telling me... on A New Ice Age? · · Score: 1
    The attitude of a lot of people here on Slashdot with regards to global warming amazes me.

    As soon as I can see an accurate 5 day weather forcast I'll start paying more attention. In the 70's and early 80's I was reading about the coming ice age. Then the story was the greenhouse gases were going to trap heat instead of block it and the new chicken little cry became global warming. Also I'd like some stats on how man-made pollution is affecting the environment more than volcanic eruptions before I give it any credence. Global warming has been eminent for over 20 years now and the only "proof" seems to be a 1 degree rise in average temp in the first half of the last century.

  9. Re:English too good on 419er Lost in Space · · Score: 1

    From: "Andy Fastow"
    To: a.fastow@enron.com
    Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2002 13:04:23 -0500
    Subject: Co-operation needed urgently

    Dear Sir,

    Let not my mail come to you as a surprise, I am contacting you based on
    the trust and confidence I reposed on you that you can be capable of
    executing this transaction to our mutual benefit and I know you will not
    betray me.

    I am Mr. Andrew Fastow, the ex-CFO of Kenneth Lay, who was the former
    president of my company Enron.
    My late boss was resigned on the January of 2002 while attempting to hide
    guilt through a failed business.

    I confide in you to disclose my former boss's wealth acquired while in
    office as the president.
    The sum of $45B.USD (fourty five billion dollars) deposited into a
    security company abroad for safe-keepig by my former boss without making
    the real contents of the consignment that contains the fund
    known to the security company.
    The sum of $25B.USD (twenty five billion dollars) lodged into a special
    account in an oversea bank.

    I am soliciting for your assistance in securing,
    investment/management of this fund because I am a young man with no
    experience in investment and management of fund.

    Proceedures :
    1. I have already made a contact with narcotics carriers that can
    conveniently convey the consignment that contains the fund from the
    security company to your designated address via a special
    arrangement.
    2. You are required to furnish me with the following :
    i. Bank account n
    ii. Bank name, address, tel & fax n
    iii. Beneficiary name of the account n
    iv. Your direct tel & fax n
    v. Bail in sum of 10% of 10 million dollars US
    vi. Plausible Deniability

    With the above informations, I shall commence the procedures for the
    transfer of the fund to you.

    But before we can commence any of the above arrangement, an agreement must
    be reached first.
    I therefore advise you to treat this with utmost secrecy and urgency by
    reaching me immediately.

    I await hearing from you urgently.

    Yours' brother,

    Andrew
    FastAndy123@hotmail.com

  10. Re:huh? on Personalized Moon Crash · · Score: 1

    Well, at least things like this will keep some of them out of politics.

  11. Re:huh on Massachusetts Considering Desalination Plants · · Score: 1

    I don't know why they would protest it ... but I'm sure somehow it's Bush's fault.

  12. Re:Limits of Science on Technology Spontaneously Combusts In Sicily · · Score: 2, Funny
    But I am confident that someone will come up wih one that doesn't invole a tinfoil hat.

    Swamp Gas?

  13. Re:Notice who posted the story... on Installing Linux on a Dead Badger · · Score: 1

    What I can't figure out, seeing as this is a Michael story, how do we blame Bush for this?

  14. Re:Nothing New Here on WTO Wants USA to Gamble Online · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have a problem with the US government acting in the best interest of US citizens?? Do you feel the same way about France acting in the best interest of French citizens? How about Germany acting in the best interest of German citizens? I think you have a problem with the US government not acting in according to your beliefs.
    9/11 happened because of the attitude of Religious extremists. Do you blame Spain for 3/11 too?

  15. Re:Server problems ALREADY... on Windows 2000 & Windows NT 4 Source Code Leaks · · Score: 1
    MOD PARENT DOWN, IT'S NOT FUNNY

    Wow! That's weird, at first I thought that said "MOD PARE NT DOWN, IT SNOT, FUNNY

  16. Re:Sell it. on Apollo 11 Launch Tower Rescue Effort · · Score: 1
    I wish someone'd done this with the Berlin Wall,

    They did. Have a nice little cardboard box with a piece of concrete in a small velvet pouch and certificate of authenticity. My friend's parents got it for me when they were on vacation .... in Arizona.

  17. Re:Saturated? on Smog Busting Paint Breaks Down Noxious Gasses · · Score: 1

    Oh, thanks for reminding me. I should have mentioned that proof that this is a political issue is that opponents of SUVs will rationalize their hatred of SUVs and the people who buy them by making vacuous claims of harm to themselves and the environment.

  18. Re:Saturated? on Smog Busting Paint Breaks Down Noxious Gasses · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeap, SUVs are a political issue not an enviromental one. Apparently the standard of living in the US is such that people no longer have to worry about their own lives, they can now spend all their time telling other people what they should be doing.

  19. Re:Does this count? on Dream Jobs of 2004 · · Score: 1

    Darn, you posted mine, I was gonna suggest slashdot editor too ...

  20. Re:To put it into some perspective on Tivo Tracks Superbowl Viewing Habits · · Score: 1

    I heard that the ratings this year shot up ... with the viewership climaxing during the half-time show.

  21. Re:Do the cafes *cause* crime? on California Cybercafe Regulation Decision Released · · Score: 1

    Can someone point me to the latest upgrade or patch to the constitution? I just looked at mine and the word "anonymous" doesn't appear in it.

  22. Re:Don't forget the ad CBS is refusing to air. on Superbowling · · Score: 1
    If there exists no appropriate forum,

    Who determines what is "appropriate"? If noone will take your ad on TV, go to radio, if not radio, newspapers, books, pamplets, direct mail, shouting on street corners, or how about that new fangled innernet thingy. There is *always* a forum.

    the usual response is "make your own."

    Why would they need to make their own? They were rejected by one network and pretty much immediately found another one to broadcast it for them.

    But have you considered that FCC rules prohibit citizens from creating their own such forums?

    Prohibit? Really? They make it overly complicated and expensive, but noone is prohibited from operating a TV station or network (unless they've reached the market ownership limits).

  23. Re:Don't forget the ad CBS is refusing to air. on Superbowling · · Score: 1
    but it's still censorship

    blahblahblahblahblah .... why is it that everyone seems to think that the freedom of speech somehow includes the freedom to select the forum for that speech??

  24. Re:Damn Republicans on Electronic Burglary in the Senate · · Score: 1

    The people of those territories would ask to join the union.

  25. Re:....just out of curiosity on Microsoft Unhappy With HP's iTunes Decision · · Score: 1
    This isn't about being pompous; it's about having fun with language.

    which is a completely cromulent thing to do ...