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  1. How to be a programmer... on How to be a Programmer · · Score: 4, Funny

    One day a Novice came to the Master.
    Master, he said, How is it that I may become a Writer of Programs?.
    The Master looked solemnly at the Novice.
    Have you in your possession a Compiler of Source Code? the Master asked.
    No, replied the Novice. The Master sent the Novice on a quest to the Store of Software.

    Many hours later the Novice returned.
    Master, he said, How is it that I may become a Writer of Programs?.
    The Master looked solemnly at the Novice.
    Have you in your possession a Compiler of Source Code? the Master asked.
    Yes, replied the Novice.
    The Master frowned at the Novice.
    You have a Compiler of Source. What now can prevent you from becoming a Writer of Programs?.
    The Novice fidgeted nervously and presented his Compiler of Source to the Master.
    How is this used? asked the Novice.
    Have you in your possession a Manual of Operation? the Master asked.
    No, replied the Novice.
    The Master instructed the Novice as to where he could find the Manual of Operation.

    Many days later the Novice returned.
    Master, he said, How is it that I may become a Writer of Programs?.
    The Master looked solemnly at the Novice.
    Have you in your possession a Compiler of Source Code? the Master asked.
    Yes, replied the Novice.
    Have you in your possession a Manual of Operation? the Master asked.
    Yes, replied the Novice.
    The Master frowned at the Novice.
    You have a Compiler of Source, and a Manual of Operation. What now can prevent you from becoming a Writer of Programs?.

    At this the Novice fidgeted nervously and presented his Manual of Operations to the Master.
    How is this used? asked the Novice.
    The Master closed his eyes, and heaved a great sigh.
    The Master sent the Novice on a quest to the School of Elementary.

    Many years later the Novice returned.
    Master, he said, How is it that I may become a Writer of Programs?.
    The Master looked solemnly at the Novice.
    Have you in your possession a Compiler of Source Code, a Manual of Operation and an Education of Elementary? the Master asked.
    Yes, replied the Novice.
    The Master frowned at the Novice.
    What then can prevent you from becoming a Writer of Programs?.

    The Novice fidgeted nervously. He looked around but could find nothing to present to the Master.
    The Master smiled at the Novice.
    I see what problem plagues you. said the Master.
    Oh great master, please tell me. asked the Novice.

    The Master turned the Novice toward the door, and with a supportive hand on his shoulder said, Go young Novice, and Read The Fucking Manual. And so the Novice became enlightened.

  2. Re:It's Because Technical Programs Have _Answers_ on Grade Inflation in Higher Education · · Score: 2, Funny
    "do you realize that cheese doodles won't be able to hold much more than their own weight?"

    Obviously you haven't found the ones that have been hiding under my couch or you would realize that they are every bit as strong as, yet lighter than, concrete!

  3. Obligatory Space Balls Quote... on Sprint DSL's Security Hole Easy As 1,2,3,4 · · Score: 4, Funny
    President Skroob: "What's the combination?"

    Colonel Sandurz: "1-2-3-4-5."

    Skroob: "1-2-3-4-5?"

    Sandurz: "Yes."

    Skroob: "That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!"

  4. Re:this is not good... on Verizon Loses Suit Over Subpoena of Subscriber Info · · Score: 1

    Who said that he broke any laws? Even if he downloaded 1e20 MP3's, who is to say that he doesn't own each and every album outright? He may have collected them from garage sales and other such means and lacked the know-how to rip them himself. He should not be assumed to have committed any crime. And further, how does the RIAA know he downloaded such songs? If they posted them to the internet, even under the guise of catching a theif, isn't this the equivalent of giving the songs away? Or is it just entrapment?

  5. Re:OT: posts at 1 on The End of the Free PCI Device List (Update) · · Score: 1

    Well if we are going to be OT, I want to test it out!

  6. How many credit cards per hard disk??? on Data Mining Used Hard Drives · · Score: 1, Interesting

    5000 divied up between say 200 disks is 25 cards per disk, are these retail discarded drives? Perhaps this should be regulated.

  7. Re:Impressive on Playstation 3 Gathering Components · · Score: 2

    That sounds like an interesting business model. Buy two PS3's for twice the performance! Firewire them together. I'm sure I know some people who would link up 10 or more for those extra 20 points in the benchmarks... Kinda like what Voodoo 2 SLI did.

  8. Re:RTFA on Scientific Research Encountering More Restrictions · · Score: 1

    It seems that these days it is the arab race that holds the most focus, though perhaps poorly disguised.

  9. Re:I'm sorry, but WTF would you ever need this for on Wahoo P4 Stratagem System Review · · Score: 1

    Tell you what, next time you need a place to donate your 6 month old PC, I'd be happy to accept it, OK? Let's be friends....

  10. Re:Can we make up our minds? on Scientific Research Encountering More Restrictions · · Score: 2

    Government funded projects can impose all the restrictions (within the confines of the law) that it wants, while private endeavors should enjoy respective freedom from such regulations. However, I do not believe that the risk of "terrorism" goes up significantly between citizen and non-citizen; lest we forget Timothy McVeigh, the snipers, and other Americans? Obviously illegal aliens and other such persons that do not belong in this country should be prohibited from access to "sensitive" information, but the background checks on visitors should be done before they enter the country, not at every turn of the corner when they want to participate in something as simple as research.

  11. Re:RTFA on Scientific Research Encountering More Restrictions · · Score: 2

    Yes it is a terribly big deal. The point is that it is discriminatory to foreign students. If it meant background checks for everyone involved, there would be no points of contention, but the idea that only foreigners pose a security threat is absurd. This is blatant racial discrimination (and yes, I am a white middle class american citizen...).

  12. Reminds me of a joke... on Should We Change the Weather Even If We Can? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Hopkins ran up a terrible record of forecasting for the TV news program. He became something of a local joke when a newspaper began keeping a record of his predictions and showed that he'd been wrong almost three hundred times in a single year. That kind of notoriety was enough to get him fired. He moved to another part of the country and applied for a similar job. One blank on the job application called for the reason for leaving his previous position. Hopkins wrote, "The climate didn't agree with me."

    Waka waka waka!

  13. Re:Battery life on Professors vs. WiFi · · Score: 2

    Why not give them both? Not everyone has a wireless card in their laptop, but every laptop comes with an RJ45 jack.

  14. Re:Jackboots and Uzis? on Chemistry Sets for Adults? · · Score: 2

    Paranoia is what prompts many laws to be passed that should never have even been contrived. That, and an overwhelming desire for power. It's not so much a matter or paranoia as a genuine mistrust for federal law enforcement. There are countless examples of abuses and after hearing enough of them, it becomes deafening.

  15. Re:Violate US Law on Sklyarov Tells U.S. Court, 'I'm no hacker' · · Score: 3, Insightful
    wonder what the case would be if another country did that [castration] to a visiting US diplomat?

    Ah, you see, but diplomats can have diplomatic immunity for JUST that reason. Even if they commit their crimes while on US soil. They can only be tried in their country of origin. Reminds me of a diplomat who hit and killed a little girl while DWI a few years ago. They didn't do anything to him. He couldn't be arrested...

  16. Re:LinSolitaire? on META Predicts Linux Software From Microsoft in 2004 · · Score: 2
    Repeat after me:

    Aisle Riot!

  17. Re:I have owned 9 Macs on Buy College Education, Get Free iBook · · Score: 2

    Is there cheap as in speech?

  18. Re:At least it's not on Cable Companies Despise PVRs · · Score: 2

    Without ads, there is no reason for broadcasters to come up with quality programming. The reason that advertisers are willing to pay so much money for 30 second commercial during the superbowl is because so many people are watching. Advertisers look for quality programming because that's what people watch. No ads, no reason to make people watch. They have already prepaid for their service. I stick with advertisements, and let the TIVO filter them out for me.

  19. Re:gnu/Windows on TheOpenCD Launches First Edition · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Could we actually succeed in seperating the windows kernel from the rest of the applications? What would it take to make GNU versions of Explorer (the shell) and other such programs. Could GNOME be ported to windows without Cygwin? And should GNU be changed to GNW in this case or GNMS?

  20. Re:MS and Sony should follow Nintendo's example on Lik-Sang To Take On The Big 3? · · Score: 2

    In regards to this proprietary media, I have heard that it is just DVD media that is mini-CD sized and spins backwards. First, can anyone else substantiate this rumor. And secondly, how hard would it be to modify a DVD-Burner to spin the other way around?

  21. Re:The original post on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 1

    Other than the fact its an apple (haha), could it be that the ants were attracted to a warm moist space while it was charging? Could it be that the computer was emitting a high pitched frequency that attracted the ants? Lots of things... Lastly, did this guy mention that he ate while using the laptop and dropped crumbs around the keyboard area?

  22. Re:Is this no different then pirating pay-per-view on Uncap Your Modem, Get Visit From the FBI · · Score: 2

    You are not just receiving a broadcast signal you are actually engaged in a two way communication with them. But if you are paying for the service, the most it could ever be is an AUP or TOS violation. Not illegal.

  23. In other news... on Ghost for Unix · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...RMS is set to release gnu4u, "GNU's Norton Utilities 4 Unix". Wow...

  24. Re:Well done on Hacking Crime Victims to Remain Secret · · Score: 2
    You wanted the black hole? Here it is:

    He cited congressional efforts, supported by the Bush administration, to exempt from the Freedom of Information Act any details that companies might disclose to the proposed Department of Homeland Security about vulnerabilities in their operations. He said amending the law could be helpful "in case there is a concern that reports of hacks or intrusions in federal records might find their way into the hands of those who would use that information against us."

    This scares me....

  25. Re:Just a request... on Build Your Own Cyclotron · · Score: 1

    If you had followed the link from the word "cyclotron" in the original story, you would have found out exactly what a cyclotron does.