I took one of my roomate's $20s and put it up to my blacklight. I've know that the metalic strips showed up, but I was stuned to see a pinhead sized dot in the corner of Jackson's left (my right) eye. It was glowing the same neon green as the strip. His others didn't have it, but I'm convinced that the one with the dot has something in it. Its just too crazy to be a coincidence.
This, naturally, will cut down on the massive amount of fraudulent workers who wander into McDonalds. Furthermore, under the new Homeland Security Act, customers will be assigned a color code to match them to the employees who best fit their personality. Known terrorists will be prevented from clocking in at McDonalds, making your local play place safe from suicide bombers from the kitchen.
I just hope they don't confuse the grill with the scanner, that could make for a nasty burn:)
Its funny how one can be so tiny on one scale, then turn around and see a whole other universe right beneath them. We live in a very interesting place. Very groovy, baby.
These guys have the coolest job on the planet. They get a bunch of money to design and drive an RC car on a distant planet, AND they get cool watches to boot. Man, I would LOVE to work for NASA... oh, and that physics and engineering thing...
I'd settle for a watch and one of think geek's rovers. http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys /5776/ http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/ 6458/
Its kind of a trade off, eh? I mean, prescription drugs are cheaper in Canada than in the US, but electronics are more expensive, eh? If it weren't for the cold, Canada could become the next Florida or Arizona and attract all the retiring elderly from the US ya know.
Imagine what that would do for the voter turn out?
If I were Canadian, I'd just cross the boarder for my cell phone. I think its just a product of economics (less demand, etc) rather than an evil plot to keep Canadians disconnected from the rest of the western world. You betcha.
Sponge Bob Square Ass Harry Potter RIAA Flu Vaccinations Xbox (PS2 die hard biatch)
I have a short list and I'm tired. But that bitch downstairs is about to make my list too. I'm just pissed cause my neighbor gets to have that loud screaming sex that I want, even if she is a skank. A fuckin' jihad on them too.
Slashdot Mirror
Earthworm Jim?
I took one of my roomate's $20s and put it up to my blacklight. I've know that the metalic strips showed up, but I was stuned to see a pinhead sized dot in the corner of Jackson's left (my right) eye. It was glowing the same neon green as the strip. His others didn't have it, but I'm convinced that the one with the dot has something in it. Its just too crazy to be a coincidence.
Hmmmm I don't know about that. What does the TV say? It never lies to me! :)
-j
I recall a cigarette lighter on something or other...
This, naturally, will cut down on the massive amount of fraudulent workers who wander into McDonalds. Furthermore, under the new Homeland Security Act, customers will be assigned a color code to match them to the employees who best fit their personality. Known terrorists will be prevented from clocking in at McDonalds, making your local play place safe from suicide bombers from the kitchen.
:)
I just hope they don't confuse the grill with the scanner, that could make for a nasty burn
-j
Suddenly, I feel very small. The kind of feeling I got when I saw this:
o pt icsu/powersof10/index.html
http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/science
Its funny how one can be so tiny on one scale, then turn around and see a whole other universe right beneath them. We live in a very interesting place. Very groovy, baby.
These guys have the coolest job on the planet. They get a bunch of money to design and drive an RC car on a distant planet, AND they get cool watches to boot. Man, I would LOVE to work for NASA... oh, and that physics and engineering thing...
s /5776// 6458/
I'd settle for a watch and one of think geek's rovers.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toy
http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys
-j
Its kind of a trade off, eh? I mean, prescription drugs are cheaper in Canada than in the US, but electronics are more expensive, eh? If it weren't for the cold, Canada could become the next Florida or Arizona and attract all the retiring elderly from the US ya know.
Imagine what that would do for the voter turn out?
If I were Canadian, I'd just cross the boarder for my cell phone. I think its just a product of economics (less demand, etc) rather than an evil plot to keep Canadians disconnected from the rest of the western world. You betcha.
-j
We're so lazy. I can't wait until I have my own robot slave to do everything for me.
God is an American. Bwahahaha!
I've kept a list.
Sponge Bob Square Ass
Harry Potter
RIAA
Flu Vaccinations
Xbox (PS2 die hard biatch)
I have a short list and I'm tired. But that bitch downstairs is about to make my list too. I'm just pissed cause my neighbor gets to have that loud screaming sex that I want, even if she is a skank. A fuckin' jihad on them too.
-j