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  1. Still waiting and waiting.... on SCO Gives Notice To 6,000 Unix Licensees · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm still waiting to actually see the evidence that SCO claims is in the Linux source code. They showed us one example, and if I recall it was mostly comments!

  2. Re:Very small shell scripts on Computers Paraphrase English · · Score: 3, Funny

    After taking the place of CowboyNeal will a system like posting duplicate articles, phrase slightly different? Yes!

  3. Prison on Proper Disposal Of Old PCs? · · Score: 1

    We have a local Prison that works with Unicor to recycle old computers, and then sell what they can as usable computers, we often are able to get some good deals for our company there.

    Unicor

  4. Re:Chicken and the egg on Stop Christmas-Gift PCs From Feeding Worms · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The phrase "Catch-22" comes from the book of that name by Joseph Heller (1923-1999), published in 1961. Catch-22 is a wonderful book, full of dark humor and absurdity, satirizing war, military bureaucracy, and by extension modern life and the ways in which they destroy the human spirit.

    The word "catch" of course is used in the sense of snare, snag or entanglement.

    The story is set in Italy in World War II. The main character, Captain Yossarian, is a bombardier (as Heller had been) who wants to get out of flying potentially deadly combat missions. So does his tent-mate, Orr. The easiest way to get out of flying more missions is to plead insanity. Heller writes:

    There was only one catch, and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and he would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to, but if he didn't want to, he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.

    "That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.

    "It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

    In short, Catch-22 is "heads I win, tails you lose." If you can, you can't, and if you can't, you can. Fair is foul and foul is fair. Whenever you try to behave sensibly in a crazy world, there's a catch.

    Heller writes:

    Yossarian strode away, cursing Catch-22 vehemently even though he knew there was no such thing. Catch-22 did not exist, he was positive of that, but it made no difference. What did matter was that everyone thought it existed, and that was much worse, for there was no object or text to ridicule or refute, to accuse, criticize, attack, amend, hate, revile, spit at, rip to shreds, trample upon, or burn up.

    In fact, Heller originally wanted to name his dilemma Catch-18, but a book by Leon Uris called Mila 18, historical fiction about the Warsaw ghetto uprising during WWII, had just been published, and the publishers were afraid there would be confusion. (Mila 18 was a street address.)

    So, there really isn't a Catch-22, despite its pervasiveness--and that's an example of the catch, of course. Circular dilemmas of this sort appear over and over in the book. Sometimes the Catch is mentioned explicitly, more often not. Some other examples of Catch-22 in action, from the book:

    * Major Major is a commander who doesn't command. He hates dealing with people, and is somewhat frightened of them. He therefore instructs his receptionist/orderly that, whenever he is in his office, any visitors should be told he is out. When he leaves his office (sneaking out the back window), the receptionist can send visitors in to see him. In short, the only time you can see Major Major in his office is when he's out. If he's in, you can't see him. It's an example of Catch-22, although the catch is not explicitly mentioned in this connection.
    * Doctor Daneeka is a doctor who responds to patients' complaints by telling them his own troubles.
    * The military police chase the girls away from Yossarian's favorite haunt. When asked what right they have to do this, they reply, "Catch-22." Catch-22 says they have a right to do anything that you can't stop them from doing. And if you ask to see Catch-22, the law says they don't have to show it to you. What law? Catch-22, of course.
    * In the hospital, the Soldier in White (in a plaster cast from head to toe) has a bottle of plasma going in and a bottle of urine coming out. The nurses routinely switch the bottles around, in an endless cycle.
    * The Chaplain, when cornered, lies. He knows that telling lies and defecting from duty are sins. He also knows that s

  5. taking care of illegals? on San Francisco's Got Free Wi-Fi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So exactly how are they planning on dealing with hackers and the like? Sounds like a great place to hack from! Get on.. do your stuff.. get off!

  6. Hrmmm.. on Microsoft: Patches, Patches Everywhere! · · Score: 1

    In October, Microsoft committed to making its patch-release schedule more regular, by only publishing patches on the second Tuesday in each month. The software giant said it will be skipping that release this month.

    I'm sorry but this seems to fly in the face of all I understand.... shouldn't you release the patch on the day the exploit is released?!??? Seems that if it's discovered on Wednesday we have a week for our systems to get exploited! YEAH! Another hit for open source

  7. spamhaus? the correct term? on Another Worm Targets Anti-Spam Sites · · Score: 1

    spamhaus spam'hows n. Pejorative term for an internet service provider
    that permits or even encourages spam mailings from its systems. The
    plural is `spamhausen'. There is a web page devoted to tracking
    spamhausen (http://www.spamhaus.org).

    The most notorious of the spamhausen was Sanford Wallace's Cyber
    Promotions Inc., shut down by a lawsuit on 16 October 1997. The
    anniversary of the shutdown is celebrated on Usenet as Spam Freedom Day,
    but lesser imitators of the Spamford still infest various murky corners
    of the net. Since prosecution of spammers became routine under the
    junk-fax laws and statues specifically targeting spam, spamhausen have
    declined in relative importance; today, hit-and-run attacks by spammers
    using relay rape and throwaway accounts on reputable ISPs seem to
    account for most of the flow.

  8. popups? on Will TiVo Destroy Ad-Supported TV? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Guess it's time to start having popup ads on TV... I can see it now.... in the middle of a TV show, all of a sudden a chevy truck bursts through the screen.. totally obscuring what you are trying to watch and making this horrid crashing sound.. then it drives back and forth for a bit and finally comes to rest in the upper top corner for the remainder of the show.

    Hrmm.. I could swear I've seen this idea some place before!

  9. Re:Usefulness vs. Controversialness on Track People Using Their Mobile Phones · · Score: 1

    What this user said is true. GPS+ is simply a name the cell companies seem to have labeled on these phones.. it uses a GPS in the cell tower for cordinates (sometimes).... but the phone only knows where it is based on triangulation.. so while it says GPS.. it's NOT GPS...

  10. Usefulness vs. Controversialness on Track People Using Their Mobile Phones · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is nice.. especially for kids. I wouldn't mind having it on a cell phone my kids keep in the car. Obviously there are going to be people who are going to abuse the system... but then these people probably already can... so.... Also, I'm not really worried, because... who wants to track me? I'm joe normal... but yes I know the whole invasion of privacy thing... but, at least here in the US, you CAN turn off GPS+ on your phone... even though it still works for 911..

  11. Well here's what I sent to the author on Critical Eye on SpamAssassin · · Score: 1

    REF: http://www.infoworld.com/article/03/11/14/45FEspam _1.html
    Greetings,
    I'm not sure what your problem was. You call yourself a consultant, and
    yet you couldn't figure out how to get spamassassin running quickly? We
    run spamassassin on a farm of mail servers, and if what you said was
    true that would be my full time job. Rather spam assassin is as easy to
    install as doing:

    perl Makeconfig
    make
    make install

    Then adding a line to QMail which tells it to run qmailqueue (which
    proccesses through spamassassin).

    That's 3 steps and a line to add to a config file.

    Sorry but the whole thing takes maybe all of 10 minutes. You are saying
    that these others can be up and WORKING in under 10 minutes? WOW!

    Maybe your issue was that you tried to use the SpamAssassin that came
    with RedHat... rather then blaming this on SpamAssassin, maybe you
    should blame it on RedHat since they set it up. If you are going to
    evaluate SpamAssassin then download it and install it.. don't go off of
    what RedHat did to it... that's like purchasing a car (redhat) with a
    special after market "GPS NAVIGATION" (spamsassassin) unit installed
    which was installed by Ford, and has some funky wire setup that isn't
    really standard .. then when the GPS breaks you go blame the company,
    when you didn't even set it up yourself..

    You are doing an evaluation of how easy the GPS unit is to setup in your
    car, yet you purchased a car with the unit already installed by a third
    party and then you rate it bad because it didn't work.

    BLAH.. Glad you don't do my consulting work..

    ~ Matt

  12. Oh dear on L.A. County Bans Use Of "Master/Slave" Term · · Score: 1

    Oh Dear,
    What is the world coming to. What are we going to call them? Surfs and Pesants? White Collar/Blue Collar? Good grief....
    MASTER - Takes control/precidence (first drive to boot)
    SLAVE - Follows after...

  13. I'm sorry are they playing what? on Captured! By Robots - A Musical/Mechanical Marvel? · · Score: 1

    Umm so what exactly are they trying to play?!?!?!
    Sounds like all of the robots have their own tracks going at once not in sync with others.. Sorry, but that is NOT music.. sounds like a train wreck to me... now this whole concept is very fascinating, if they were actually playing something useful!

  14. Well slashdot is loading quickly tonight... on Simpsons Fan Creates Real Tomacco Plant · · Score: 1

    Anyone else getting 404's for the images?

  15. Re:Where were those G5 going?!? on Microsoft Fires Mac Fan For Blog Photo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Interesting.. don't they MAKE the camera phones at Samsung? :)

  16. Re:All it takes on AT&T Moves Toward Mail-Server Whitelist · · Score: 1

    Seems to work fine for me!

    [matth@mercury matth]$ telnet email.pct.edu 25
    Trying 12.23.198.9...
    Connected to email.pct.edu.
    Escape character is '^]'.
    220 email.pct.edu Novonyx SMTP ready $Revision: 3.16 $
    quit
    221 email.pct.edu So long, and thanks for all the fish

    AT&T WorldNet Services ATT (NET-12-0-0-0-1)
    PENNSYLVANIA COLLEGE OF TECHNOLOGY PENNCOLLEGE-198 (NET-12-23-198-0-1)

  17. Re:I wait until... on Patching Paranoia - How Fast Do You Patch? · · Score: 1

    Nope.. I'm getting them as well.

  18. I'm slightly confused.. on Three New Releases (And Other News) From Mozilla · · Score: 1

    ... Why would Mozilla stop development of the Mozilla series? Are we going to have to use two different things now? (mail/web) or are they going to be integrated?

  19. Re:Not soon on FCC Still Pushing for Number Portability on Nov. 24 · · Score: 1

    I don't know.. but I"ve been to philly and have walked down one of the streets where a sprint tower is just over the hill and I only had 3 bars. And don't give me the bars don't matter in digital. The point is... sprint is using 1.9ghz which doesn't go through much of anything! All throughout philly I had usually around 2 bars. That's just not goodenough "lock on" for me. Verizon usually gives me 3-4 routinely.

  20. A Problem? on Spoofed From: Prevention · · Score: 1

    One problem I see is one that I would run into. I have a domain somethingblah.com I use my ISP's mail server to send mail out, but I send it out from myself@somethingblah.com. This would result in all this e-mail being rejected... yes?

  21. Might as well get these out there on Resolving Everything: VeriSign Adds Wildcards · · Score: 1

    For search engines to find [evil laugh]
    this one
    and of course
    this one also

    Let the search engines be unleashed!

    I urge everyone to copy these two files....
    Even hide them someplace on your website so search engines find them MULTIPLE times but people can't see them! :) Teach Verisign a lesson.

  22. This is a good time to point out... on New Breed Of Web Accelerators Actually Work · · Score: 1

    .... that the one we use at the place I work (Propel).. also used by earthlink is run on a Squid based system.. yeah open source! Also, the client software is free... I'm not sure where the author got that it costs money from. We were very suprised at work to see that it ACTUALLY DOES work!

  23. Ahh yes.. this brings back child hood memories. on Ocean Sponge May Be Best for Fiber Optics · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hrmm... what lives in a pineapple under the sea... sponge bob fiber light... wait no.. er... DOH!

  24. Re:The press release has a typo in it on Windows XP SP2 Delayed Until Late 2004 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I don't see the typo?

  25. So why ? on SCO Wants $699 for Linux Systems · · Score: 1

    Does this not include AIX? I understand SCO is saying that Linux has their code, but are they saying that the AIX/FreeBSD kernel does NOT have any infringed code then?