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Ocean Sponge May Be Best for Fiber Optics

TheViffer writes "ABC News is reporting that scientists say they've identified an ocean sponge, living in the darkness of the deep sea, that grows thin glass fibers capable of transmitting light better than industrial fiber optic cables used for telecommunication. 'You can actually tie a knot in these natural biological fibers and they will not break - it's really quite amazing,' said Joanna Aizenberg, who led the research at Bell Laboratories."

321 comments

  1. For all our technology by The+Munger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Once again, nature outdoes our best attempts at copying it.

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    1. Re:For all our technology by DaveJay · · Score: 2, Funny

      In that case, call me when we discover the deep sea ocean creature that produces complete, piping hot, ready-to-eat In-n-Out burgers.

    2. Re:For all our technology by dreadnougat · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you mean all this time we were trying to build sponges when we thought we were making better networks?

    3. Re:For all our technology by dreadnougat · · Score: 1

      First you make a good tasting* burger without a cow :) *if it contains tofu or soy or anything like that it doesn't count because I already know it doesn't taste good

    4. Re:For all our technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *drool* so like, you have any pictures hot stuff? Naked AND posts to slashdot, you're my dream girl. What more could a geek want?

    5. Re:For all our technology by vudufixit · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that we're not a part of nature?

    6. Re:For all our technology by Mattsson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Argh! Nature will take over the world!
      Let's launch a nuclear attack an annihilate it before it annihilates us.

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    7. Re:For all our technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both insightful AND a good troll. Well done.

    8. Re:For all our technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you obviously have not tried any recently - vegetarian burgers have greatly improved recently.

    9. Re:For all our technology by Ratphace · · Score: 2, Informative


      Just like spider silk, which by all definitions is the strongest substance made in nature, yet we cannot replicate its composition.

      If we could, we could make bullet proof vests that were like 1/8 thick...

    10. Re:For all our technology by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Talk about saturating the network!

    11. Re:For all our technology by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > you obviously have not tried any recently - vegetarian burgers have greatly improved recently.

      "Greatly improved" does not mean, or even imply "good." 1 is greater than 0, but when "good" is 1000, it's nothing.

    12. Re:For all our technology by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Are you implying that we're not a part of nature?

      Of course! Everything a human does is unnatural unless we are very uncomfortable doing it. Or if you can't make money from it.

    13. Re:For all our technology by cens0r · · Score: 1

      Actually the new Grillers Prime and Diner Deluxe from Garden Burger are quite tasty. Especially when grilled, or cooked in a cast iron skillet.

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    14. Re:For all our technology by vudufixit · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I just don't agree that we're somehow separate from nature. The things we do have the most impact of any animal species, but that doesn't mean we're not part of nature.

    15. Re:For all our technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh so we are not nature, too?

    16. Re:For all our technology by bpowell423 · · Score: 1

      hmmm... my guess is that when grilled or cooked in a cast iron skillet, they're getting a little real meat flavor from stuff that was grilled there before. :) Kind of like how McDonald's french fries taste good because they taste like beef tallow. They used to be fried in beef tallow, but since they can't do that anymore because of the fat, the taste is manufactured in a chemical factory in New Jersey.

    17. Re:For all our technology by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I just don't agree that we're somehow separate from nature.

      I agree. Maybe I should have used tags.

    18. Re:For all our technology by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Duh I'm a dolt. I meant tags

    19. Re:For all our technology by cens0r · · Score: 1

      That'd be a good guess... except since I don't eat meat, there has never been any meat in my skillet or on my grill :)

      And McDonald's Fries were never fried in beef tallow... the grease used to have a small component of tallow (10% if remember). I used to work there.

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    20. Re:For all our technology by Genjurosan · · Score: 1

      Actually it's not, diamonds are.

      Here is a quote from THIS article on artificial spider silk made from goats.

      "...spider silk is five times stronger than steel and about three times tougher than man-made fibers such as Kevlar"

      Now, if you meant your 'strongest' comment in the context of something that can be woven, and is elastic, I can't disagree with you at this time. You can read THIS article which speaks about the reasons why spider silk is so strong from an elasticity perspective. It's a pretty good explanation if you ask me.

  2. 7 inches long! by killthiskid · · Score: 5, Funny
    The sponge grows in deep water in the tropics. It is about a foot and a half tall with an intricate silica mesh skeleton that also serves as a home for shrimp. The glass fibers form a crown at its base that appear to help anchor the sponge to the ocean floor. The fibers are about 2 to 7 inches long and each is about the thickness of a human hair.

    Cool, fiber optics up to 7 inches long! That'll be effective! I can finally connect my computer to... uhh... to my uhh... what the hell, 7 inches! WTF!

    1. Re:7 inches long! by sporty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This would be good for patch cables. It will also be good if you need to go around a tight corner with little leway. leeway. more better. Take two standard fibre-optic cables, patch a bendy one in the middle.

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    2. Re:7 inches long! by dreadnougat · · Score: 1, Redundant

      In a not-totally-unrelated incident, my first compsci teacher once (I saw it, this isn't a myth) splice a coaxial cable to a random other cable for one of the secretaries. Fun year :( My favourite quote from him, ever: "ultraviolet sound waves" Oh yeah, and I'm assuming the point here is to figure out how to make the same material as opposed to harvesting sponges and using each individual fiber seperately.

    3. Re:7 inches long! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 7 inches long! ... also be good if you need to go around a tight corner with little leway. leeway. more better.

      Who is the lucky girl?

    4. Re:7 inches long! by spun · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Um, I know this was meant as joke, but the point is that the sponge makes the fibers at low temperatures, doped with sodium, and if materials engineers could figure out how, they could precisely control the physical and optical properties of manmade fibers.

      We need a new acronym for "Read the WHOLE freakin' article." RTWFA, man, RTWFA

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    5. Re:7 inches long! by killthiskid · · Score: 1

      True... but patching fiber sucks... so I can't think of very many situations where it would be worth while to patch in a sort bit of special fiber just to make a corner... better to plan appropriate corners, probably.

    6. Re:7 inches long! by zolon · · Score: 1
      How to put this with out being offensive. ;)

      Longer then most?

      Hey, I don't have karma to kill.

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    7. Re:7 inches long! by killthiskid · · Score: 1

      I did FTFA article... the whole sodium doping thing is great, and I get it... but they make these outstanding claims, and then you read the small print (2 to 7 inches long... uh, yeah, interesting, good, but currently totally worthless).

    8. Re:7 inches long! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Cool, ...up to 7 inches long! That'll be effective! I can finally connect my

      Are you sure you want to tell us about this?

      > to... uhh... to my uhh... what the hell, 7 inches! WTF!

      I feel for you, man. Maybe you should try one of those enlargement pills?

    9. Re:7 inches long! by Kibo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Worthless as an industrial product, yes. Worthless as a teaching example, that we can use our considerable tool making prowess to expand on? Not by a long shot.

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    10. Re:7 inches long! by wolrahnaes · · Score: 5, Funny

      I did FTFA article...

      FTFA?

      Hmm...

      RFTA = Read The Fucking Article...
      FTFA = Fuck The Fucking Article?

      LOL i know it was just a typo, but it's still funny, especially with a subject of "7 inches long!" ;)

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    11. Re:7 inches long! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its.... Frisk The Fucking Article

    12. Re:7 inches long! by Nameles · · Score: 2

      maybe Finish The Fucking Article

    13. Re:7 inches long! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fellate the fellow afterwards

    14. Re:7 inches long! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      > I can finally connect my computer to... uhh... to my uhh..

      Just say it, we know you want to: Penis.

    15. Re:7 inches long! by Furan · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's what she said!

    16. Re:7 inches long! by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

      *d'oh*

      oh well...that's what my mind jumped to...

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    17. Re:7 inches long! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but only the thickness of a human hair.

      I'm sure the article wasn't satisfied.

    18. Re:7 inches long! by Schmelter · · Score: 1

      7 inches! What the hell can we do with 7 inches?!

      Hell, that's shorter than my penis.
      As long as my penis.

      Okay... longer than my penis...
      *wheeps silently*

    19. Re:7 inches long! by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      We don't need the sponges themselves, we just need their genetic code. Soon we'll have this stuff growing out of the vat and climbing onto the spool by itself.

    20. Re:7 inches long! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Because your computer is always 7" away from your dick?

    21. Re:7 inches long! by ExEleven · · Score: 1

      Im at school, the computer here are about that far apart. You could daisy chain computers with it.

    22. Re:7 inches long! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    23. Re:7 inches long! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lurin tew spel dood

    24. Re:7 inches long! by McAddress · · Score: 4, Funny
      Cool, fiber optics up to 7 inches long! That'll be effective! I can finally connect my computer to... uhh... to my uhh... what the hell, 7 inches! WTF!

      I got an email today addressing this issue. Naturally increae size

    25. Re:7 inches long! by rifter · · Score: 1

      After this fucking thread I am not surprised. Man, everyone's mind is in the gutter tonight. Seven Inches of Essential Fiber, indeed! :P :)

    26. Re:7 inches long! by Stonent1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cool, fiber optics up to 7 inches long! That'll be effective! I can finally connect my computer to... uhh... to my uhh... what the hell, 7 inches!

      Bluetooth watch out!

    27. Re:7 inches long! by killthiskid · · Score: 1

      Now that's funny... you've obviously had some real-world bluetooth experiences =)

    28. Re:7 inches long! by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, since these are organic, apply a paste that lets the fibers grow back together.

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    29. Re:7 inches long! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > You could daisy chain computers with it.

      Granted, I'm no F.O. expert, but I don't think token-ring is the best use for Fiber Optics.

    30. Re:7 inches long! by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      Not personally but I've read some stuff about it.

  3. Ahh yes.. this brings back child hood memories. by matth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hrmm... what lives in a pineapple under the sea... sponge bob fiber light... wait no.. er... DOH!

    1. Re:Ahh yes.. this brings back child hood memories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spongebob wasn't made when you were a kid. Unless you're still a kid now. ... Oh. I see your point.

    2. Re:Ahh yes.. this brings back child hood memories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our sponge like fiber-optic transmitting overlords!

    3. Re:Ahh yes.. this brings back child hood memories. by Tongo · · Score: 1

      overlords.....WAHOO!!!!

  4. Copying nature? by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are we still allowed to copy nature? I thought reverse engineering was made illegal under the DMCA.

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    1. Re:Copying nature? by mark-t · · Score: 4, Funny
      Nature was benevolent enough to put her stuff in the public domain.

      God, however, is another story.

    2. Re:Copying nature? by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I'd worry more about SCO claiming copyrights on spunges.

      We all know $DEITY stole the idea of spunges from SCO!

    3. Re:Copying nature? by IdleLay · · Score: 1

      "Are we still allowed to copy nature? I thought reverse engineering was made illegal under the DMCA."

      if this was the case, then so is finding a cure for cancer, aids, etc.

    4. Re:Copying nature? by rmarll · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nature was benevolent enough to put her stuff in the public domain.

      God, however, is another story.


      God indeed. He has so many publicists I can never tell who to send my check to.

      Nature, by the way, is up to her neck in patent infringement suits from numerous Biotech firms. SCO has yet to make an official announcement reguarding any infringing soruce code but are carefully looking into the matter.

    5. Re:Copying nature? by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Are we still allowed to copy nature? I thought reverse engineering was made illegal under the DMCA.

      No, no, you misunderstand. Ruthlessly exploiting Nature, much like ruthlessly exploiting the public domain, is peachy-keen under the DMCA. Once some giant faceless corporation has learned the secret of the sponge, though, then that gets the full draconian protection.


      If we did it your way, how ever would our cartels prosper?

    6. Re:Copying nature? by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      No you can do it, but after the first person does, you can sure as hell bet you'll never be able to do it again, for better or for worse. (Your methods for better or for worse, not the fact. The fact is for worse.)

      The planet earth is doomed.

    7. Re:Copying nature? by McAddress · · Score: 1
      Actually, nature was placed under the GPL. To obtain the source code for the sponge, as in accordance with the GPL, send an email to sponge@nature.org.

      Of course this presumes that the sponge has not since declared the GPL invalid, and relicensed itself with an EULA similar to the SCO NDA.

    8. Re:Copying nature? by Nucleon500 · · Score: 3, Funny
      This just in!

      In a recent press release, SCO has claimed that Linux, Windows, and, yes, even Nature herself are violating its IP. "Our pattern recognition experts, after verifying our Linux ownership, found that Windows is basically Linux sans fork(2), so we clearly own it too," says Darl McBride, SCO's CEO and intellectual property rights advocate. "But the real breakthrough was when we found crabs were finding shells with algorithms that we own."

      "It turns out that when crabs outgrow their shell, they look in ('iterate through,' in programmer's lingo) a pile ('array') of shells, and when they find one that fits, they move in," explains Yahkee group analyst and industry visionary Laura DiDio. "Although Nature's algorithm is implemented as a neural net, it has been copied line by line from SCO's malloc code. It's time people realized that while a free, massively parallel, evolving population looks good on paper, it needs to face the reality, which is that SCO will enforce it's rights."

      Open source advocates point out that crabs had perfected their algorithm long before SCO existed, but McBride says he owns the rights, because of an ammendment letter God sent him that nobody can find. He also says that although Caldera released the crab algorithm under the old BSD license, crabs do not include the copyright notice, and besides, SCO has "absolutely no idea what it's doing."

      Film at 11.
    9. Re:Copying nature? by Boing · · Score: 1
      Nature was benevolent enough to put her stuff in the public domain.

      I hear Nature's products can be a bear, though.

    10. Re:Copying nature? by koreth · · Score: 1

      It's not like God can sue -- the guy down below keeps hogging all the lawyers.

    11. Re:Copying nature? by asscroft · · Score: 1

      what i got from that: McBride has crabs!

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  5. Great... by MoThugz · · Score: 3, Funny

    yet another specie we can drive to extinction in the name of technology.

    But seriously, won't this sponge smell funny especially when trunking it in dark and dry spaces like under floorings?

    Just a thought.

    1. Re:Great... by pete-classic · · Score: 1
      yet another specie we can drive to extinction in the name of technology.


      Yes, the whole dot-com thing was a fiasco. I don't think any currencies were actually compeltely wiped out. Get over it.

      I have no idea what this has to do with sponges or fiber optics.

      -Peter
    2. Re:Great... by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      yet another specie [sic] we can drive to extinction in the name of technology.

      Like humanity has ever needed a reason to drive another species to extinction...
    3. Re:Great... by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      Like humanity has ever needed a reason to drive another species to extinction.

      I hate to say it, but it's almost like we need a reason not to.

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  6. Space or oceans? by BWJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now, this is the sort of thing that makes you wonder why we spend so little effort studying our oceans. While I am all for space exploration and research, we should also spend considerably more effort to understand what is in our oceans, how they work and what effects we are having on them.

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    1. Re:Space or oceans? by Qrlx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      to understand what is in our oceans, how they work and what effects we are having on them.

      The oceans certainly contain many great mysteries. However, the effect we're having on it is pretty clear: destroy and degrade it with pollution. Algae blooms, dying coral, overfishing. We are slowly killing/pillaging the oceans, which doesn't seem to bother anyone enough to stop doing it. (Though occasionally we decide to do it less.) Hey, we don't live there anymore, not our problem!

    2. Re:Space or oceans? by Danse · · Score: 1

      However, the effect we're having on it is pretty clear: destroy and degrade it with pollution.

      Which means we'd better hurry up and explore it asap, before all the cool stuff dies off.

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    3. Re:Space or oceans? by MBCook · · Score: 1
      I think this is for two reasons. First is the environmental effects. Very few people seem to care what we do to space, but if were kill a single cell of Prussian Fire-Itch Fart Grass (which doesn't even exist) there are big protests and such. Messing with the oceans is not easy especialy since there are international treaties that you have to abide be.

      Second is on the technical side. Which is easier? Designing something to withstand one atmosphere of pressure (holding an atmosphere in) and a bunch of heat (re-entry), or designing something to hold hundres of atmopheres of pressue (holding the water out) and a bunch of cold (no sun light means most of the deep ocean is VERY cold). I'm all for searching the sea, but odd as it seems it's easier to get into space. And don't forget that decompression issues that crop up because we often increase the pressue in deep see subs so they don't have to hold quite as much pressue in. I mean the Marianis Trench is nealry 11km deep, do you have any idea how much pressue that is?

      <bad_jokes>That said, bring on SeaQuest DSV. It's about time someone makes a talking dolphin. And they can visit SeaLab 2021 (if it doesn't get blown up in this week's episode). And maybe we'll find aqua-man and can ask why, as a super hero, his powers are so pathetic!</bad_jokes>

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    4. Re:Space or oceans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an idiot, please do something about it.

    5. Re:Space or oceans? by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      Now, this is the sort of thing that makes you wonder why we spend so little effort studying our oceans.

      Maybe it's because we're too busy exterminating the life in said oceans.

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    6. Re:Space or oceans? by rzbx · · Score: 1

      I'm not disagreeing with anything either you or the parent poster said, but your comment was just plain rude. I hope you take it easy next time you post, even if the person really is a complete knuckle head.

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    7. Re:Space or oceans? by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      This has got to be the worst troll ever. You have somehow managed to compare humanity's ongoing, concious destruction of the oceans to a highly unprobable, random event. I don't even know what to suggest to you; your thinking is so illogical I can not see a way to help. Prehaps you should shoot yourself, or at the very least, try not to vote or open your mouth again.

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    8. Re:Space or oceans? by BWJones · · Score: 5, Informative

      Bottom line, idiot, is that humankind has absolutely no effect on the ocean compared to what the earth itself and the sun dish out.

      Oh, boy.....here we go.

      Imagine the sun flared. Just a little one. What could happen to the earth?

      The sun flares all the time. Our atmosphere and the ozone layer protect us.

      Why, the entire atmosphere could be blown away, and the oceans could dry up. The deserts would turn to glass. All from a small solar flare.

      *Sigh.......* No. This is not correct. See above comment for clarification.

      What about a volcano? How many megatons of carbon dioxide and other noxious chemicals does that dump into the atmosphere, not to mention the pollution in the oceans?

      CO2 release into the oceans is common and the CO2 flux is truly massive. However, what we need to worry about are some of the non-naturally occurring chemicals such as estrogens and chemicals found in fertilizers and run off from mining such as cyanides. We also have to worry about what is happening from all of the nuclear reactors that the former Soviet union has dumped into the sea among other things.

      The algae blooms are there because the sun put them there. We had nothing to do with it.

      Wrong. Human intervention most likely primarily from excess nitrogens are at the root of many of these. Other causes are world wide shipping, which carries algae to new homes in water contained in ballast tanks, global warming, and pollution draining into the oceans from coastal development and farmland, which provides again nitrogenous compounds essential for algae metabolism.

      You are an idiot. spouting out half-truths and whining about it.

      There is no call for that sort of treatment. Lighten up, eh?

      Go crack a real science book, not the pseudo-crap they are passing off in high school today.

      Your credentials are what?

      Go take a look at how much water there is in the ocean, and try and figure out how much pollution we could actually dump in there if we really tried. You'll see that we would have barely any effect at all.

      Many, many studies are being performed on just this and the results are sobering.

      And how do you pillage the ocean? The natural resources in the ocean are going to die anyway. Rather than allowing the fish to float to the bottom of the ocean and rot and pollute the ocean, we are harvesting the excess every year so that we can feed a starving world. How is that pillaging?

      With a comment like this, I am not even sure where to start. Is this a troll? You can't be serious....... :-[

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    9. Re:Space or oceans? by jgardn · · Score: 0, Troll

      I am serious. I am a physicist, so I understand the scale of the things you are trying to imagine.

      Let me explain. 99% of the mass of the solar system is contained in what object? The sun. The other 1% is mostly Jupiter.

      How much biomass exists on the face of the earth? How much of that is human? You'll be kidding yourself if you even think it approaches 1%.

      How many of the so-called environmentally harmful chemicals found in nature are produced by humans? You'll be kidding yourself if you think that even approaches 1%.

      The ocean is far huger than you give credit. The effects we have on the ocean are incredibly small compared to the effects of volcanoes, earthquakes, and the sun. The effects of all the little fishies in the ocean crapping in the ocean have a far greater impact than a couple of cruise ships dumping sewage overboard, and yet what do environmentalists freak out about?

      The solar flares we are experiencing are tiny, even during the so-called solar peaks. A larger than normal solar flare would literally burn our atmosphere off. The atmosphere is such a small, delicate part of our earth that many people are wondering why we still have one.

      You environmentalists run around as if humans were the most important thing in the universe. We aren't. In fact, the earth doesn't even show up as something important in the solar system. Humanity doesn't even show up in the global scale of things. Volcanoes burp more chemicals into the atmosphere than we produce in decades. That's a fact.

      Those studies you site are sobering. They are proving that we humans can't do anything to prevent the next heat wave or the next ice age. They are proving that no matter what we dump into the atmosphere, it has little to no effect. They are proving that all the 70's environmental crap -- overpopulation, ice age, global warming -- is all exactly that -- crap. Why do we continue to listen to the "prophets" who wear the guise of scientist when we know they have been proven wrong and wrong again?

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    10. Re:Space or oceans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You call yourself a physicist but you use words like "huger"? Waaaaaahaaa ha ha ha. You call yourself a physicist but do not understand dynamic equilibrium and how balance can be skewed by even small inputs into the system? You call yourself a physicist so one can only assume you have no knowledge of chemistry, biochemistry or pharmacology of toxic compounds on biological tissues.

      You obviously have either 1 an anger management problem or 2 have bought completely into the republican mores and values and 3 have absolutely no idea about what you are talking about. Pfft!

    11. Re:Space or oceans? by randyest · · Score: 1

      You call that post an argument and can't evem post with a user name? Bah. YOU FAIL IT!

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    12. Re:Space or oceans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "said oceans." Just in case we thought you might be talking about those other oceans. How did this patent-speak ever get popular?

    13. Re:Space or oceans? by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      I'm glad someone here appreciates my strange sense of humour.

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    14. Re:Space or oceans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you shut the fuck up randy?
      We're sick of your shit.
      ranorano@hotmail.com ??
      What is that stupid shit?
      Did you think you were being funny when you signed up for your 31337 hotmail account?
      You pig fucker. Your site sucks too.
      And what the holy fuck does this mean: Bah. YOU FAIL IT!
      What the fuck? You fail it?
      Seriously randy you come across as a complete and total idiot.
      Looks to me like YOU FAIL IT ranorano Do you work in IT at a big university randy ?
      I bet you're a big proponent of Windows Server 2003 aren't you ranorano?
      I assume you are the most randy of the randies since you are by far the randyest.
      You are a fucking jackoff randy and you have no friends here.

    15. Re:Space or oceans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey inspector femundacheese, why not check my posts to see what I do for a living instead of wating your time trying to spam-bait my spam-account (your guess is so wrong). Yeh, it's really 31337 to use hotmail. WTF? And, if you don't get "YOU FAIL IT!", google for it, cocklick.

    16. Re:Space or oceans? by master_p · · Score: 1

      I am not wondering. Our politians are stupid corrupted people without the slightest ounce of science inside them. They only care about their image and money.

    17. Re:Space or oceans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ohhhh..... Who lives in a cave with his hands over his ears? jgardn the physicist! Ignorant of all the warnings he hears! jgardn the physicist! If breathing clean isn't something you wish jgardn the physicist! Then come down to slashdot and listen to this!

    18. Re:Space or oceans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hey, we don't live there anymore, not our problem!"

      When, exactly, was the last time that you DID live there?

  7. How Did They Figure This Out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    EE 1: We need a better fiberoptic cable.
    EE 2: Let's look at organisms deep in the ocean!
    EE 1: That's just crazy enough to work!

    1. Re:How Did They Figure This Out... by Gherald · · Score: 1

      It had to have been one of those odd EE/Biomechanical double majors. I allways was worried about them...

    2. Re:How Did They Figure This Out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, most likely this originated in some biologists trying to find everything they can about ocean life... that stupid, aimless search for knowledge for the sake of knowledge. The biologists encounter a sponge they've never seen before, take it to the lab and dissect it. When the biologists finally notice that the fibers of the sponge look weird at a certain angle in the laboratory lighting, they call the physics department and talk to a physicist specializing in light-reflecting materials. The physicist has a look at the fibers, finds out that they are better than the best industrial fibers and the rest is history. This kind of thing happens all the time, although the results don't always have as obvious commercial applications, but it's something to think the next time you are slamming the public funding of basic research.

    3. Re:How Did They Figure This Out... by k8er · · Score: 1

      I actually saw one of these in a biology lab when I was in school and wondered about the possibility of using them for fiber optics. I didn't actually think that it would work out of the box, but the mere fact that an organism had evolved to make a type of glass fibers in an intricate patter was amazing and I knew that there was something to be learned from studying it. It looks like it was even more promising that I thought. Damn, maybe if I had mentioned it back then I could have helped someone figure this out a few years sooner.

  8. pressurized cables by macbot3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Long ago, Ma Bell pressurized the long distance cabling with air to keep the conductors dry. What would they have to do with these, pressurize them with seawater?

  9. More fracture resistant than commercial fibers by Phiz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The paper in Nature about on this research says the sponge fibers are more fracture resistant than commercial fibers because of a layer of organic ligands at the fiber's exterior. Now if we can just genetically engineer them to grow a few hundered miles in length...

    1. Re:More fracture resistant than commercial fibers by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      The paper in Nature about on this research says the sponge fibers are more fracture resistant than commercial fibers because of a layer of organic ligands at the fiber's exterior. Now if we can just genetically engineer them to grow a few hundered miles in length...

      Or look into better plastic coatings on fibers manufactured the boring way.

  10. Journalist != physicist by ded_guy · · Score: 0

    Quoting the article: Ocean Sponge's Glass Fibers Transmit Light Faster Than Man-Made Fiber Optics, Scientists Say

    So, c>c? Damn, those are some pretty impressive sponges!

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    1. Re:Journalist != physicist by mark-t · · Score: 2

      Wrong... the speed of light changes depending on the medium it is moving through. Light travels faster through air than through glass... does that mean c>c? No.

    2. Re:Journalist != physicist by Robawesome · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up!

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    3. Re:Journalist != physicist by joe_bruin · · Score: 2, Informative

      apparently you're no physicist yourself.
      the speed of light in a medium does not equal the the speed of light in a vacuum. here is a handy chart for you.

    4. Re:Journalist != physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't tell him that - you might help him raise his GPA by 0.00025%

    5. Re:Journalist != physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      um, lights speed is dependent on what it is going through. c is the speed of light in a vacum. Reason for this is that the light hits an atom and then gets retransmitted. This time veries depending on how many times it happens over a spefic distance and how long it takes for it to happen

    6. Re:Journalist != physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enough to place second-last?

      >=D

    7. Re:Journalist != physicist by bravehamster · · Score: 1, Informative
      Ooh, found a nit just waiting to be picked. Despite what it says in your chart, the speed of light in a medium DOES equal the speed of light in a vacuum. Individual photons always travels at c. When measuring the speed of light in a medium, they are not measuring the actual speed at which the light particles are travelling, but simply the time it takes for the light to pass through the medium. So what's the difference? When travelling through a medium, the photons run into various atoms and kick them up into a higher, unstable energy level. The light is then re-emitted in a fairly random direction after a very short duration. This gives us the _apparent_ slowing of light. It also gives us refraction. But inbetween running into various atoms, light is always travelling at the speed of light.

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    8. Re:Journalist != physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      but the speed of light can indeed be controlled experiementally in a laboratory setting. That's how lasers (Lightspeed Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation) work.

    9. Re:Journalist != physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful my ass, flat out wrong.

    10. Re:Journalist != physicist by zenyu · · Score: 1

      When travelling through a medium, the photons run into various atoms and kick them up into a higher, unstable energy level. The light is then re-emitted in a fairly random direction after a very short duration. This gives us the _apparent_ slowing of light.

      Nope. Think about it for a second. If this were the case how many colors would you see in light passing through a window? one? two? ten? certainly you would never see white sunlight.. and well if it were absorbed and reabsorbed a great deal and re-emitted in a _random_direction_ would you ever see _through_ a window?

    11. Re:Journalist != physicist by xenolaeus · · Score: 1

      Um.. a probability indeed exists for photons to deviate from a straight line path. This is the central tenet of Quantum Electrodynamics. Obviously, the reason we think light travels in a straight path is because overwhelmingly photons portray that behavior. On the level of quanta, though, they travel whichever way they damn well please. I hightly recommend reading QED by Nobel winner Richard Feynman.

    12. Re:Journalist != physicist by qtp · · Score: 1

      Despite what it says in your chart, the speed of light in a medium DOES equal the speed of light in a vacuum.

      Then why is the speed of light different when being measured in the atmosphere than it is when measured in a vacuum?

      When measuring the speed of light in a medium, they are not measuring the actual speed at which the light particles are travelling, but simply the time it takes for the light to pass through the medium.

      1. What is the difference between the rate of travel (distance / time) in a medium and the time it takes to pas through a medium (distance / time)? It seems that the two are the same.

      2. When measuring the speed of light in a medium from a reference point in that medium, how do you mark entering and leaving that medium, and how is this different from measuring the speed of light in a vacuum from within that vacuum (aside from the difficulty of locality)?

      The light is then re-emitted in a fairly random direction after a very short duration. This gives us the _apparent_ slowing of light. It also gives us refraction.

      How does the light being "re-emitted in a fairly random direction" give us refraction, which is a predictable phenomenon that is analagous to the effect observed when a round projectile travels through mediums of differing density (such as carefully prepared gelatin layers, or from the atmosphere into water)?

      I am not a physicist, but I do have experience repairing optical equipment, such as these, these, and these along with other less glamorous but nonetheless important optical equipment.

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    13. Re:Journalist != physicist by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      but the speed of light can indeed be controlled experiementally in a laboratory setting. That's how lasers (Lightspeed Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation) work.

      Um, no, lasers work by stimulated emission: the fact that a photon emitted from the decay of one excited atom can trigger another excited atom to decay, releasing another photon in phase with the first.

      Nothing about changing the speed of light or even using materials with different refractive indices in there.

    14. Re:Journalist != physicist by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      Nope. Think about it for a second. If this were the case how many colors would you see in light passing through a window? one? two? ten? certainly you would never see white sunlight.. and well if it were absorbed and reabsorbed a great deal and re-emitted in a _random_direction_ would you ever see _through_ a window?

      The net effect turns out to be that the photons are emitted in the same direction (or that the wavefront continues propagating in the same direction). My understanding was that the photons actually _were_ emitted in the direction the absorbed photons were travelling, but I would have to doublecheck this with a greater physics geek to be sure.

    15. Re:Journalist != physicist by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      Then why is the speed of light different when being measured in the atmosphere than it is when measured in a vacuum?

      Because you are measuring the phase velocity, not the velocity of the photons themslves. Phase velocity can be anything you want it to be, depending on the materials tricks you play. Photon velocity, and the speed of propagation of electromagnetic effects, is always C.

      What is the difference between the rate of travel (distance / time) in a medium and the time it takes to pass through a medium (distance / time)? It seems that the two are the same.

      I drive between intersections at 50 km/hr. I stop at red lights, so my time to get from point A to point B indicates my average speed is, say, 30 km/hr. This does not change the fact that my car was travelling at 50 km/hr.

      How does the light being "re-emitted in a fairly random direction" give us refraction, which is a predictable phenomenon that is analagous to the effect observed when a round projectile travels through mediums of differing density (such as carefully prepared gelatin layers, or from the atmosphere into water)?

      These are wave effects based on the aggregate behavior of photons. For most everyday applications, the fact that wave energy propagates as discrete photons isn't relevant. Thus, the velocity of the photons doesn't usually matter, just the phase velocity of the wave.

      Statistical effects and interference effects cause the photons to stay organized in waves. Detailed discussion of this is beyond the scope of this reply.

    16. Re:Journalist != physicist by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      Insightful my ass, flat out wrong.

      Then enlighten us on the correct answer, oh wise one.

    17. Re:Journalist != physicist by qtp · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

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    18. Re:Journalist != physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is possible to know something is wrong and not know the right answer, you know. For instance, I don't know what 2243^443 is, but I know it's not 3.

  11. Yeah but by insecuritiez · · Score: 1

    Glass still works great and I still don't have any fiber coming to my doorstep. Perhaps we should get it there (and to other households) before we start looking to replace and upgrade what we allready have. Besides that, everything's great with the new discovery.

    1. Re:Yeah but by Aadain2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you thought that if we can figure a way to grow these ourselves, quickly and cheaply, that this would be what brings fiber to your doorstep? It's not cheap to make a spool of fiber cable right now, but what if we can just flip a few genetic switches in some sponges in a lab and have them start growing these things by the miles? Or even better, we learn how they make the glass, and duplicate it industrially. I can only see good things comin from this (well, maybe not for the sponge with a 3 mile long glass strand growing out of its ass, but it's a sponge, I doubt anyone at PETA will come calling on it's behalf).

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    2. Re:Yeah but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't know PETA.

    3. Re:Yeah but by tessaiga · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, the reason you don't have fiber up to your doorstep has more to do with the high cost of digging up your street in order to get it there. This isn't really feasible except maybe in new neighborhoods. Fiber's actually pretty cheap these days, especially compared to other equipment costs like switches and ADMs.

      The other problem right now is the high cost of components such as tunable lasers. Even if every home had fiber, it'd cost a lot more to equip your computer with an optical network card. The average Joe Public won't get enough use out of the extra bandwidth (yet) to justify the cost of buying the hardware. This would be true regardless of whether your fiber was made out of sand or sponges.

      Although, if someday networks did come to be made out of organic sponges, it'd be funny to see people be forced to remember to water their internet connections or be disconnected :)

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    4. Re:Yeah but by marko123 · · Score: 1

      Have you thought that if we can figure a way to grow these ourselves, quickly and cheaply, that this would be what brings fiber to your doorstep?

      Now we know that these sponges are fibre, we also know a big tidal wave would bring fibre to your doorstep.

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    5. Re:Yeah but by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

      They only care about cute animals.

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    6. Re:Yeah but by cryptor3 · · Score: 1
      Although, if someday networks did come to be made out of organic sponges, it'd be funny to see people be forced to remember to water their internet connections or be disconnected :)
      With watercooling "becoming mainstream," people might get disconnected from the internet (and evrything else) for not watering their computer. That'll be funny, too, though not so much.
    7. Re:Yeah but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually fiber optics are already insanely cheap to produce. the cost comes from all the difficulties in fragile, light bearing cables a few microns in diameter. The sponge's fiber optics won't solve those problems =p

    8. Re:Yeah but by vidnet · · Score: 1
      what if we can just flip a few genetic switches in some sponges in a lab and have them start growing these things by the miles? Or even better, we learn how they make the glass, and duplicate it industrially

      I dunno, the first one sounds better to me. Instead of a manufacturing plant you could have a sponge farm. It would be great for field trips. Pet the baby sponges! Or should that be "Rub the baby sponges all over your naked body"?

    9. Re:Yeah but by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > the cost comes from all the difficulties in fragile, light bearing cables
      > The sponge's fiber optics won't solve those problems

      Evidently you didn't read the part about them tying this organic "cable" in a knot with no problems. That's half of the point of the darn article. The other half is about the sodium doping.

  12. In other news... by waytoomuchcoffee · · Score: 0, Funny

    SCO announced that their name actually stands for "Sponge, Cable - Optic" and asserts they evolved this function first, 23 million years ago.

    First SCO post!

  13. So... by paul248 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does anyone know where I can pick up some Athlon seeds?

    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMD.com ?

    2. Re:So... by windex82 · · Score: 1

      >> AMD.com ?

      aww damn, i saw the parent and this reply was below my threshold, and to my absolute amazment your reply was even _worse_ then an amd heat related joke!

  14. Re:Hint for Bell Labs researchers. by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 4, Funny

    But do they glow in the dark in slowly changing multi-colored patterns. That's the important thing.

  15. Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mother Nature, so, like...uh...rocks!

  16. I wonder.... by Penguin+Follower · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... if scientists could reproduce what the sponges are doing synthetically in a lab. This way we could have our new form of fiber optic without killing tons of sponges.

    1. Re:I wonder.... by way2trivial · · Score: 5, Funny
      and if they could reproduce what spiders do, we'd have a skyhook and lightweight bulletproof jackets. and the brookly bridge suspension cables would be as thick as a pencil

      and if they could reproduce what bees' do, a flying machine that weighs half a gram and sees what's going on.

      and if they could synthesize what chickens do, you could eat things out of my ass

      just that we know it exists, doesn't mean it can be synthesized (ot should be)

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    2. Re:I wonder.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and if they could synthesize what chickens do, you could eat things out of my ass

      You've never been introduced to the wonders of Japanese scat porn, I take it...

    3. Re:I wonder.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You've never been introduced to the wonders of Japanese scat porn, I take it...

      I thought that was a german thing? It's nice to know two seemingly disparate cultures can have so much in common.

    4. Re:I wonder.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like to pretend it's misplaced WWII guilt.

    5. Re:I wonder.... by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      and if they could synthesize what chickens do, you could eat things out of my ass

      This just cries out for a Tubgirl link.

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    6. Re:I wonder.... by FearUncertaintyDoubt · · Score: 1
      and if they could synthesize what chickens do, you could eat things out of my ass

      I believe this very thing was tried here on slashdot with the writings of one Jon Katz. It might have worked, but it was too easy to tell where he was pulling that stuff from.

    7. Re:I wonder.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have you know - I ENJOY eating out other peoples asses....

      You insensitive clod..

    8. Re:I wonder.... by Dros68 · · Score: 1

      And if they could reproduce what bacterial defense genes do, we'd be able to use these "anti-biotics" for ourselves! However, I agree with you that it isn't always easy. The one I'd like to see is being able to replicate the way gecko toes harness Van der Waal forces to be super sticky.

    9. Re:I wonder.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't mean it can be synthesized, eh? Bullshit!

    10. Re:I wonder.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're already starting to do that. Search for it on newscientist.com. (I'm too lazy to look for it.)

    11. Re:I wonder.... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      There are a few problems with spider rag. It is indeed bulletproof, but it does that by extending up to 200x it's original length.

      In other words, you'd still be perforated by the bullet, but the bullet would come back out.

    12. Re:I wonder.... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > In other words, you'd still be perforated by the bullet, but the bullet would come back out.

      Hey, then we can brnig crossbows back into popularity. That way, after killing someone, we can regain our ammo. Less expense! Send it to the DoD!

    13. Re:I wonder.... by simonjester2424 · · Score: 1

      I know its silly to mention this, but eggs do not come out of a chicken's ass. I like to disturb my regular's at Waffle House by telling them eggs are sort of chicken menstration. They are after all unfertilized eggs (usually).

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    14. Re:I wonder.... by way2trivial · · Score: 1
      a cite for your claim good sir?

      http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg. tcl?msg_id=00AS3F

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    15. Re:I wonder.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former manager, I can honestly say that I had to suffer the ramblings of fools. The ONLY thing that drove me ballistic were people who would waste my time telling me why something could not be done.

  17. Why by slasher_14 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nature does things for a reason...I wonder why this creature uses fibre optic to anchor itself to the ocean floor. I doubt it is using the fibre optic to communicate...Perhaps it is using it because it happens to also be very flexible and strong at the same time, the fact that it could also be used for transporting light is a co-incidence.

    1. Re:Why by ratfynk · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Bioluminesence is a key survival adaptation in the Ocean. I would suspect that these sponges use this for display/territorial mating purposes. This is in essence the ultimate form of communication. Kind of an Ocean bottom laser rock concert where the participants get turned on or off by the flashing lights. Kind of works with humans too!

      What is more interesting to me is; What are the chemical light trigger mechanisms? Could these be used in switching? Sort of a biochem based switching device. There is much that we can learn from nature. The technical application of that knowledge is the real challenge.

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    2. Re:Why by Exiler · · Score: 2, Informative

      As a general guess I'm going to venture that these things are asexual, being sponges, and it's not for mating displays. but then again, I couldn't RTFA 'cos it's slashdotted

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    3. Re:Why by ratfynk · · Score: 1
      I mean timing for egg and sperm release, also I do not mean to see light I mean to sense light. It seems to me that there are many mechanisms involed and they are certainly worth studying!

      Why do I talk to myself so much...Because sometimes it is the only way to carry on an intelligent conversation

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    4. Re:Why by ratfynk · · Score: 1

      Since when has being asexual stopped humans from putting on a display, for that matter whats love got to do with it. I am talking about fundimental reproductive cycles and (so called) primitive methods and techniques.

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  18. Spongebob Glasspants? by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who makes fiberglass cables under the sea?
    SPONGEBOB GLASSPANTS!
    Flexible, clear, with sodium has he.
    SPONGEBOB GLASSPANTS!
    If flexible fibers be something you wish,
    Dive under the ocean and look for some fish!

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    1. Re:Spongebob Glasspants? by sTavvy · · Score: 1

      And guess who lives next door to him!

      Dr. Zoidberg! Home owner!!

    2. Re:Spongebob Glasspants? by deathcow · · Score: 3, Funny

      classic episode...!!

      Donovan: Atlanta was a city, landlocked, Hundreds of miles from the area we now call the atlantic ocean.

      Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism That they moved offshore, becoming an island and an even bigger delta hub, Until the city overdeveloped and it started to sink.

      Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away: Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the guy who invented Coca Cola, the magician And the other so-called gods of our legends, though gods they were, And also Jane Fonda was there. The others chose to remain behind on their porches with their rifles And one day evolving to mermaids and sing and dance and ring in the new.

      Everyone: Hail Atlanta!

    3. Re:Spongebob Glasspants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now we know why Bikini Bottom has such killer bandwidth.

  19. Looting nature by Mittermeyer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is why we shouldn't just cream the biosphere- who knows how many absolutely cool techs lurk under the rocks.

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    1. Re:Looting nature by dreadnougat · · Score: 1

      I daresay there are better reasons than inspiration for technology, and I hope I don't have to list them!

      Kyoto still sucks tho :)

  20. I'm sorry by OneIsNotPrime · · Score: 1
    Does that make this safer?

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  21. I'm torn on this one... by geekwench · · Score: 1, Interesting
    On one hand, it's amazing that we can use things that developed naturally to enhance our lives and assist our technological growth. OTOH, it distresses me that the mindset is becoming more prevalent that the only reason to value the natural world is because of what the things we find there can do to enhance our lives and further our technology.

    [sarcasm] Silly me. I'd forgotten that it's unfashionable to appreciate a tree (flower, sponge, animal) for its own sake and nothing else. [/sarcasm]

    Snarky comments aside, I do hope that discoveries like this one will once again illustrate why we need to be better conservators of what is, so far, the only planet we've got.

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    1. Re:I'm torn on this one... by RealityProphet · · Score: 1
      it distresses me that the mindset is becoming more prevalent that the only reason to value the natural world is because of what the things we find there can do to enhance our lives...

      [sarcasm] Silly me. I'd forgotten that it's unfashionable to appreciate a tree (flower, sponge, animal) for its own sake and nothing else. [/sarcasm]

      Isn't the very act of appreciating a tree, flower, or anything else for that matter, enhancing your life?

    2. Re:I'm torn on this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Silly me. I'd forgotten that it's unfashionable to appreciate a tree (flower, sponge, animal) for its own sake and nothing else.

      That's pretty damn ghey.

    3. Re:I'm torn on this one... by ChuyMatt · · Score: 1

      I have to say, this is not new. The Communists in Russia looked at nature like this conquerable thing, so did the british, and so do we. No respect. Sadly that is the way it is and will be until our whole culture changes on very basic levels, like, not thinking we are the best and be all of all beings. That would be nice.

    4. Re:I'm torn on this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only planet? What do you mean? We've got 8 empty planets and dozens of moons within a couple of light-hours, and scientists are constantly finding new planets in other systems to prepare us for the day when we've used up the planets in this solar system.

  22. Great, now Verizon... by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...now Verizon customer service is gonna be all, "Sorry, sir, it will take a week for us to replace the sponge."

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    1. Re:Great, now Verizon... by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1

      Visualize a verizon wireless guy standing on the bottom of the ocean ... "Can you hear me now?"

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  23. Tech meet Nature by IdleLay · · Score: 1

    It is astounding that no matter how much advance we make technically, nature has developed/evolved a solution better than anything that we can produce.

    1. Re:Tech meet Nature by mark-t · · Score: 1

      That's because nature has been doing it for so much longer than we have. In all fairness though, that's only because she had a head start.

  24. Re:Over fishing Risk? by sholden · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Of course you wouldn't harvest them for their 2 to 7 inch long bits of fibre optic.

    You try and replicate the process the sponges use. It at least shows it is possible to make the stuff at cold temperatures, which as the article states (which you obviously didn't bother comprehending, and probably reading) makes doping the glass easier.

  25. Fiber optic cables? by dark-br · · Score: 1

    I live on a blue nest of CAT5 you insensitive clod!

  26. Re:Over fishing Risk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by learning how the sponges, make their fiber optics we can improve how we make our own. Also we could gene-splice this into a sheep or other farm animale.

  27. Re:Over fishing Risk? by EvanED · · Score: 1

    Not a problem probably. The benefit comes with ideas on how to fake it; naturally grown 7" segments aren't going to be very useful.

  28. Genetic Engineering? by miknight · · Score: 1

    Maybe they'll start incubating genetically modified ocean sponges that grow much larger. I can see a cool horror movie being made here...

    1. Re:Genetic Engineering? by rifftide · · Score: 1

      Opening scene: fishermen relaxing on their trawler after a hard day's work. A tune from Metallica blares from their boom box, which triggers a curious phenomena miles below the ocean surface...

  29. But SCO owns it! by SHEENmaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO recently copyrighted Walrus DNA, and both creatures use the pattented Symmetric Multi-Cell technology.

    Anyone using a sea sponge better pay up and admit their blatent violation of others' IP.

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  30. Seriously though, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What use does this have in the real world?

  31. I think Steven Wright said it best: by EvilFrog · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me. Make's me wonder how much deeper it'd be if that didn't happen."

  32. Moon Beavers by spun · · Score: 1

    Yes, just look at those moon-beavers, they were colonizing outer space before we even developed powered flight!

    Sory, I couldn't resist the snide comment. You are mostly right, but in certain cases we have done far better than the rest of nature. Yes, that's right, we're part of nature, too.

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  33. Not DMCA...SPCA by Atario · · Score: 1

    Or would that be SPCP?

    --
    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
  34. Sponges? by devphaeton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My Niece has been trying for months to get me to sit down and watch SpongeBob SquarePants.

    She says Spongies RULE....

    Maybe she's been onto something all along...

    --


    do() || do_not(); // try();
    1. Re:Sponges? by Psiren · · Score: 1

      Well, my sister says the same, amd she's a 23 year old studying for a PhD in astrophysics. The fact that she drinks a lot may have something to do with it though... ;)

    2. Re:Sponges? by hplasm · · Score: 1
      It's the end-credits-music. Straight out of David Lynch. Strangely compelling.

      *ARR!*

      --
      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
    3. Re:Sponges? by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      Spongebob has the occasional brilliant episode. However, as with Ren & Stimpy, you have to sit through an awful lot of crap to get to it.

      --
      Chelloveck
      I give up on debugging. From now on, SIGSEGV is a feature.
  35. Re:Over fishing Risk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tahts not waht you're WIFE told meh last nighnt.

    Bicht

  36. Overfishing and the destruction of species by RickL · · Score: 1, Redundant

    As the sea is overfished, fishermen resort to more drastic measures, such as bottom trawling, in order to make a catch. Unfortunately, bottom trawling scrapes lots of interesting beasties off the seafloor. These creatures have the potential for providing novel medications and who knows what kind of cool tech. Even if you ignore the environmental impact (and many do when there is a dollar on the line), it is short-sighted since the potential profits from discovery are so large. Think about how much money a new drug can make...

    I realize that the people doing the fishing are not the biotech researchers, and I know that if I even suggested some sort of regulation I would flamed right crispy.

    I don't have a solution that would make everyone happy, but I do think there is a big problem.

  37. It's OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's probably in International Waters.

    Now all they have to do is avoid the boats with monkey fights, the gay party cruises, and boats that are selling Alcahol on Sundays.

    Ahh, the things you learn from the Simpsons.

    MBCook - Going anon because this probably isn't funny

  38. Oh yeah? by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    You think nature is so smart. Bah! Nature can't destroy, pollute, and decimate the planet as fast as we can, so there. What took 500+ million years to develop, we can eradicate and wipe out in decades. Barring an outside influence such as a nearby supernova or a 30 km asteroid impact, let's see mother nature match that!

    We got mother nature by the balls...er...titties!

    1. Re:Oh yeah? by Gherald · · Score: 1

      > wipe out in decades.

      Just how long do you think a Strategic Nuclear ICBM's coundown is?

    2. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this was sarcasm, not flamebait, but hey, it's yer mod point...

    3. Re:Oh yeah? by chill · · Score: 1

      You think nature is so smart. Bah! Nature can't destroy, pollute, and decimate the planet as fast as we can, so there. What took 500+ million years to develop, we can eradicate and wipe out in decades. Barring an outside influence such as a nearby supernova or a 30 km asteroid impact, let's see mother nature match that!

      Actually, scientists believe there have been half-a-dozen or so mass extinctions. The latest one, the one where the dinosaurs bit it, was nothing compared to the Permian which supposedly wiped out 90-95% of all life at that time.

      Most mass extinctions were speculated to be caused by glaciation events.

      In short, Nature *CAN* destroy & decimate this planet MUCH more effictively and probably faster than we can...once She puts her mind to it.

      http://hannover.park.org/Canada/Museum/extinctio n/ extincmenu.html

      --
      Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    4. Re:Oh yeah? by Superfarstucker · · Score: 1
      We got mother nature by the balls...er...titties!

      Ahh but she can always grow another pair/set. Thats the beauty of it, even if we directed all our resources at eradicating life from the face of the planet we would surely fail (as we would eradicate ourselves first) and the natural course of things would overtake the planet once again. You're thinking on the scale of a human life, nature is thinking on the scale of aeons. It's unstoppable. Our interest in preserving our environment is for our OWN good... not for natures... i think you have it confused a bit..
    5. Re:Oh yeah? by Qender · · Score: 1

      Yeah, why do you care more about nature than the planet does! Neener-neener.

    6. Re:Oh yeah? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Well actually nature does, and then adapts to itself again.

      Once, the earth was covered mostly, not in water, but in some kind of sirup, containing lots of organic compounds. DNA (bare dna) thrived in that environment.

      The first cellular membrane decimated the DNA population so badly that we cannot find any members of the DNA population anymore.

      The first active cellular membrane decimated it's predecessor (but we may actually have found one of the active versions, we're not sure).

      When the active cellular membranes started taking over, the ocean was slowly converted to water. This was a waste product from their growth, not "natural" at least not in that situation.

      These guys also slowly polluted up the athmosphere and for some reason I don't understand started releasing oxygen (maybe because they really couldn't do anything with the oxygen they isolated).

      Anyway they polluted the sea with water, and the athmosphere with oxygen, and they did it so effectively there is nothing left of the original athmosphere or ocean.

      Geology apparently shows that this process took only a very short time. At one point they started doing this (the first traces are found) and ~100 years later virtually everything must have been converted. That's a hell of a lot faster than we're doing it.

  39. Re:Hint for Bell Labs researchers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MMMMmmmmm, is that sponge related to psychadelic mushrooms?

  40. Organic Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what they called it in Babylon Five.

  41. Science Fact? by Starquake · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Frank Herbert wrote about the exact same thing in his book "The Ascension Factor." Only there it was sentient kelp. The coolest part was how the kelp could create ultra realistic holograms. Wouldn't that be an interesting twist on display technology?

  42. A whole new meaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    to "internet cleaning day"

  43. That must suck by LS · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank god aliens haven't discovered that humans grow the best spligduglizacks.

    LS

    --
    There is a fine line between being a cultivated citizen and being someone else's crop. - A. J. Patrick Liszkie
    1. Re:That must suck by Qender · · Score: 1

      Woah, imagine what we could do with a fiber-optic spligduglizack!

    2. Re:That must suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have, but humans grow them so slowly and make them so short that to date they've only abducted a few thousandf humans to study their natural spligduglizacks, hoping to find a way to duplicate them industrially. The aliens also have a back-up plan in case they cannot create a suitable industrial process: they send people e-mail telling them how to naturally grow longer spligduglizacks.

    3. Re:That must suck by soulsteal · · Score: 1

      Of course they know!

      What do you think all those anal probes were for? Treasure hunting?

  44. We will NOT hunt this sponge to extinction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Today we have this thing called biotechnology. We only need a few of them (the sponges) to isolate the gene(s) of interest and use something more plentiful (bacteria/yeast/chinese hamster ovaries) to manufacture it.

    If you're wondering Chinese Hamster Ovaries are pretty much the standard in the manufacture of human proteins. I grow them in Bioreactors (fancy jars) everyday.

  45. Oh Great! by NetNinja · · Score: 1

    Another sea creature to Exploit and deplete from our oceans :(

    1. Re:Oh Great! by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      So NetNinja sez:

      "Another sea creature to Exploit and deplete from our oceans :("

      OK, are you retarded or something?

      I mean, seriously, are you?

      Because that's the only reason I can think of for someone to say something so flipping stupid.

      Look, it's simple. We takon one of these sponges apart and find out how it grows these fibers.

      We snip out the genes for that and stick them in something else.

      We turn those genes on and start harvesting fiber.

      We are NOT going to harvest every single one of these sponges, individually seperate each 2 to 7 inch long fiber and splice them all together into one long cable.

      OK, now, did you understand that? DID YOU?

      If not, you really ARE stupid.

      Please DIE. NOW! Before you breed more stupid people.

      Thank you.

      --
      Guaranteed! This comment 100% Anthrax free!
  46. Ought Oh by JoeShmoe950 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope this isn't in any way related to sponge bob :-)

  47. Anime Flashbacks by Furan · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or does anyone else see the sponge-monster-of-doom's tentacles breaking out of the ground to kill us all?

    Yea. I'm going to go self-medicate now.

  48. We probably have a while to go by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Insightful
    After discovering that spider silk was pound for pound much stronger then any man made synthetic, elastic material, scientists took over a decade to emulate it (and even then not quite as good).

    Considering that these sponges aren't exactly easy to find (like orb spiders), the research should take much longer. But my oh my, imagine the applications: fiber that is as durable as ethernet. Wow.

    1. Re:We probably have a while to go by Zurk · · Score: 1

      what i dont understand is why dna cant be extracted from a spider, dumped into bacteria and have them make the spider silk.
      if you can make glowing green fish then it should be possible to make bacteria which eat garbage and dump out silk.

  49. Caution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Folks involved in industry or medicine or biotechnology go out and look for compounds of interest in the deep sea, and it's so novel and so untapped there is a great deal of interest," Kochevar said.

    A little word of caution with it to keep our oceans free from mindless commercial exploitation would have been good

  50. Re:bittersweet discovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're just jealous? =P

  51. Well, by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new ocean sponge overlords!

    --
    Don't trust a bull's horn, a doberman's tooth, a runaway horse or me.
  52. I am not the only helen hunt lover! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man does she has a mouth and jaw made for cock sucking, no? I', gonna pound my pudd right now!!!!

  53. Bio Production by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    That's the idea. In fact, I would say that nano-technology will be nothing more the DNA programmed manufacturing through the use of cellular life. Imagine for a moment... rather then compiling your source code of engineering into binary bits, you compile the source into DNA strands that instruct the cells to produce the compounds and materials you wish to manufacture.

    --
    Life is not for the lazy.
  54. Technology! You're soaking in it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So once again we're sponging off Mother Nature.

  55. SPONGEZIRRA!!!!!! by Ryvar · · Score: 1

    AIIIIIIEEEE NOOOOOOOOO! *continues to move mouth soundlessly for several minutes afterward*

    --Ryv

  56. The Oceanography Society by fredistheking · · Score: 1
    Here is a link to The Oceanograpgy Socity

    -

  57. Did our distant ancestors make this stuff? by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

    Tangent, Go!

    Obviously, you couldn't patent the invention of banging two rocks together, since our ancestors did it.

    Sponges are the most primitive Metazoans (multicelled organisms.) All animal life is descended from one sort or another of Sponge.

    Our closest single-celled relatives are little buggers called Choanoflagellates, by the way.

    Did the particular sponges from which we are descended make this stuff, I wonder? Probably not, since they presumably lived in relatively shallow salt water before evolving into worms.

    My suspicion, which is pure speculation, is that these sponges make the glass fibers enzymatically, at some stage or another. Of course any enzymatic process would be difficult (to say the least,) to duplicate.

    More tangential! If the glass itself is somehow secreted, made by enzymes, it ought to be POLARISING glass - because all the copies of a given enzyme must have the same handedness. That strikes me as totally awesome, for some reason.

    --
    The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
  58. Bell Labs... by vcbumg2 · · Score: 1

    Is there any thing that bell labs will not bring to us geeks? Think about it they have done alot..

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    projects @ http://spectechnologies.net

  59. Bell labs? by theflea · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great. 25 years from now, some company from Utah will be demanding I purchase a license to wash my dishes.

  60. Warning by MoeMoe · · Score: 1

    No matter how amazing these natural optic fibers are, coding during bath time is NOT a good idea...
    That's why I have my rubber ducky with 802.11b support...

    --
    Business \Busi"ness\, n.;
    A scam in which all people involved perceive as beneficial...
  61. I now have... by JessLeah · · Score: 1

    ...that god-awful Sponge-Bob parody video from AlbinoBlackSheep.com stuck in my head...

  62. Damn it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to find the person who modded this up an beat him to death with high school physics books.

  63. Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy is Right Again. by SmegTheLight · · Score: 1
    In an infinite universe it is highly probable that exactly what you need grows naturally somewhere.

    Now all they need is to find natural sponges that are many kilometers wide.
    "Here, have a look at this," said Ford. He sat down on one of the mattresses and rummaged about in his satchel. Arthur prodded the mattress nervously and then sat on it himself: in fact he had very little to be nervous about, because all mattresses grown in the swamps of Squornshellous Zeta are very thoroughly killed and dried before being put to service. Very few have ever come to life again.
    --
    Time travel is possible. We are quickly heading for 1984.
  64. LMAO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my god, that is so funny. I just finished watching SpongBob Squarpants. Thanks man, I needed to laugh that hard. You're a genius.

    1. Re:LMAO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could someone buy this guy a vowel (specifically an 'e')?

    2. Re:LMAO! by hplasm · · Score: 1

      ...anyone sorted for 'e's ??

      --
      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  65. Re:Over fishing Risk? by jgardn · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't even try to replicate it. You would use GM to genetically modify some bacteria so that you can let the natural processes manufacture it for you in long strands.

    GM does have uses. Too bad illegitimate scientists try to put a stigma on it.

    --
    The radical sect of Islam would either see you dead or "reverted" to Islam.
  66. I, FOR ONE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    welcome our sponge overlords!

    1. Re:I, FOR ONE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man, I wish I had mod points. I love this joke!

    2. Re:I, FOR ONE by hplasm · · Score: 1

      ..welcome our sponge underpants.

      --
      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  67. Let's go deep-sea trawl some by bigberk · · Score: 1

    I'm a techie, and I find stuff like this interesting of course -- I love the idea of optical communication, personally.

    But I really fear that a sea creature such as this could be exploited. Imagine there's another tech boom, and everyone's out to capture these thingies. Is it really worth wiping out species just so we can get faster porn?

    1. Re:Let's go deep-sea trawl some by Qender · · Score: 1

      We already cut them up and use them to clean stuff with, I don't think that it could get much worse than that.

  68. what I really want to know is... by confusion · · Score: 3, Funny

    what made them try?
    "Hey Bob, we got another load of crap from the bottom on that trawl. want me to throw it overboard?"
    "Nah, let's try hooking part of it up to our router and see what happens!"

    Those clever scientists never cease to amaze me.

  69. Wrong! by recursiv · · Score: 1

    Wrong!

    --
    I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants
    1. Re:Wrong! by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      Wrong!

      Then reveal to us the correct answer, oh wise one.

    2. Re:Wrong! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Then reveal to us the correct answer, oh wise one.

      If he did that, he'd get -5 redundant. Try reading outside of just 1 post.

    3. Re:Wrong! by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      Then reveal to us the correct answer, oh wise one.

      If he did that, he'd get -5 redundant. Try reading outside of just 1 post.

      All I see are multiple posts arguing over high-school text descriptions of refraction ("It says right here that light slows down!").

      Pick up a university-level book on EM and materials science, and read it. Or go to any of the various physics tutorial sites online, if you want the "for non-physics-students" version.

    4. Re:Wrong! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > All I see are multiple posts arguing over high-school text descriptions of refraction ("It says right here that light slows down!").

      Funny, I see a few posts explaining that light doesn't slow down, just that some of the photons hit atoms to make it appear to slow down.

      What IS the correct answer, then?

  70. Re:For great justice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Naked, probably in the neighborhood of 300 pounds, and likely complete with frank and beans, all while posting to slashdot. You better find a lube and kleenex wholesaler, there.

    Matter of fact, with a pickup line like "*drool* so like, you have any pictures hot stuff" I wonder why you don't just hit the bars and get your shwerve on with all the ladies.

  71. If you examine them closely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll notice they they are attched to the
    ocean floor at node points.
    They are actually information receptors
    for the alien undersea culture that has
    been hiding from us since we spawned.

    1. Re:If you examine them closely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

      +5 Imaginative/not-run-of-the-mill-humor

  72. tying a knot, but what about... by jaxdahl · · Score: 1
    'You can actually tie a knot in these natural biological fibers and they will not break - it's really quite amazing,'
    Yeah, but can you put a backhoe through one of these and still expect it to work? *That* will be the day!
    1. Re:tying a knot, but what about... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      So jaxdahl sez:

      "Yeah, but can you put a backhoe through one of these and still expect it to work? *That* will be the day!"

      It's ORGANIC optic fiber. It'll HEAL itself by growing back together.

      Well, no. Not at first. But give it time.

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    2. Re:tying a knot, but what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we could genetically modify the sponge to grow a 30-foot tentacle that grabs the ankle of any backhoe operator stupid enough to touch the fiber, and then pulls the guy underground and eats him. Once this happens a couple of times, the backhoe guys will be a lot more careful about checking the latest fiber cabling maps.

  73. Umm... no... not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course.. I haven't watched
    TV in almost 3 years so....

    I'm a tech *sigh* I spend 3-8 hours a day
    tracking information on the web.

    (I've replaced my cartoon fix with slashdot)

  74. Re:bittersweet discovery by Qender · · Score: 1

    Oh like no one has ever removed a sponge from the ocean and sold it in a store.

  75. Unless you can grow giant versions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'd be more hassle than it's worth
    to patch a half a klick of 7 inch strands
    together.

    RTFArticle

  76. sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the really sad thing is these big companies making money out of studying nature aren't doing jack shit to protect that environment.

  77. hmm well by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    som OSS zealot will soon call for god to GNU GPL sponges.

    --
    The war with islam is a war on the beast
    The war on terror is a war for peace
  78. Sponge Bob? by psyconaut · · Score: 1

    I always knew Sponge Bob Squarepants worked for Nortel! ;-)

    -psy

  79. Bizarrely improbable coincidence by Barkmullz · · Score: 1


    It would be fun to figure out how improbable it is that nature developed something this useful.

    This, naturally, has already been discussed at length in THHGTTG

    --
    Ronald said nothing. He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse, and rode madly off in all directions.
  80. Luser Technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good thing Bell Labs is looking for science at the bottom of the ocean, because that's pretty much where their organization is headed.

  81. Re:Over fishing Risk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure you would harvest them,,imagine the wild dildo's you could make ..
    The 2'' ones you could sell to the Japanese.

  82. Fiber Optics Speed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, as far as I knew, the main problem with current fiber optic technology is that we can't send/receieve/ and process information fast enough to even use our _current_ fiber technology efficiently. That is, we still can't/aren't using the maximum bandwidth from current technology, regardless of this new technology.

  83. Index of Refraction? by lostchicken · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's the index of refraction, as compared to glass fibre? This is one of the factors that limits flexability, and is really quite important.

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    -twb
    1. Re:Index of Refraction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry dude. Yes the IOR is important; however the refractive index has nothing to do with the flexibility.

      Refractive Index determines how well light will pass from one material to another.

      In the article it said the hardest challange is to be able to dope the sponge fibers. Doping is when you add chemicals to the fiber core to create a higher index of refraction then the fiber cladding, thus creating a total internal reflection!

      Whew what a mouthful...

      By the way my favorite website is
      pajonet.com! Give er a visit!

    2. Re:Index of Refraction? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry dude. Yes the IOR is important; however the refractive index has nothing to do with the flexibility.

      It directly determines the critical angle for total internal reflection, which affects the ratio of bending radius to fiber diameter that you can support without unacceptable light loss.

      It also has everything to do with the materials you make the fiber with. A minimum required refractive index limits materials choices, which limits mechanical properties. A carefully-doped glass fiber will have a higher refractive index than a carefully doped plastic one.

    3. Re:Index of Refraction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      flexibility is physically based on the cladding material. a fiber can bend too much (w/o breaking) and cease to transmit light if you exceed the critical angle. This isn't a big deal since fiber optics really 'shine' in transmitting data over large distances.

      plastic optics absorb way too much light (the molecules have very large nuclei) so they're only good for extreemly short range data transmission, nothing exciting there.

      most fibers are graded index, meaning the IOR is a function of position, usually parabolic from the center, with slightly different curves going vertically up than going vertically down. this makes it extreemly difficult to talk about a fiber's IOR in extreemly blunt terms.

      Grading the IOR gives a better critical angle as well as reducing the group delay of the signal. lowering the IOR of the outer portions of the fiber alow the higher order modes to travel faster, this helps compensate for them bouncing around and increasing the length of their trip.

      single mode fibers, of course, have no need for a graded index. they also have no group delay, but you can't multiplex through them.

  84. Re:bittersweet discovery by vnv · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What was okay a long time when there were fewer people does not make the same action valid today.

    It adds up very fast now when you factor in a 6,000,000,000+ multiplier.

    These researchers did not need to put a delicate deep sea ecosystem into danger. As I'm sure yoo have read, almost all (97%) of the fiber in the USA is NOT EVEN BEING USED. It was overbuilt. So rather than USE WHAT WE HAVE, it is better to go and plunder the sea and kill more sea life.

    Finding new justifications to plunder nature is not moral, it's not even intelligent. We are putting the very ecosystem that sustains human life at risk because science has gone crazy and thinks they are masters of the universe. With global warming, pollution and the many other woes that face humanity due to industrialization, it is difficult not to think that science has been arrogant and foolhardy in their quest for knowledge.

    There are now dietary consumption warnings for many large oceanfish due to the levels of mercury that they contain. Each too much tuna or swordfish and you will die.

    China has poisoned a giant bay of nearly all sea life in their mad rush to industrialize, due to their dumping untreated waste into the bay.

    As you know, many parts of the world have clothing requirements to go out into the sun due to lack of ozone.

    You are fooling yourself if you think the environment is not in danger and that human beings are not dependent on the environment.

    America is the largest polluter on the planet. And the recently backed out of the Kyoto agreement. Isn't it time America realized what they are doing to the planet? And took responsibility for it?

  85. Sex, dummy by MyHair · · Score: 1

    wonder why we spend so little effort studying our oceans.

    Deep sea diving doesn't get you laid like riding thousands of pounds of burning rocket fuel into LEO. I bet those astronauts live like Wilt Chamberlain when they're back on the ground.

  86. Re:Over fishing Risk? by sholden · · Score: 1

    That is replicating it. Biological processes are common in industry (well so they claimed when advertising the biochemistry courses before I gave up on chem. eng. and transferred to CS).

  87. Where Japan SHOULD direct funding... by whatch+durrin · · Score: 2, Interesting
    And Japan wants to spend how many gazillions on space exploration?

    This is one reason why we should be keeping more of the research money on terra firma. As far as helping humankind, the oceans have much more to offer than Mars or a passing meteor or a distant galaxy (at least at this point). I'm not saying that stuff isn't academically enriching, but it doesn't (directly) solve our earth-bound problems.

    --
    ***
    Radio Shack. You've got questions...we've got blank stares(TM).
    1. Re:Where Japan SHOULD direct funding... by Jayr · · Score: 1

      What the hell? That link was about Japanese researchers wanting to fund a 30 year program to create a robot. The only reference to space exploration was that the project would be of a similair spending scale as to the U.S. Apollo missions.

      This also assumes that money not spent on space exploration would be instead spent on ocean research. With the economy as it is, both in the U.S. and in Japan, I think any research program is a good idea, within reason.

    2. Re:Where Japan SHOULD direct funding... by aziraphale · · Score: 1

      > This is one reason why we should be keeping more of the research money on terra firma.

      You appear to be under the impression that when money is spent on space exploration, we actually ship the money itself into space, losing it from the economy forever. So, presumably, the 25 billion dollars spent on the ISS is all up there in space right now, circling the earth...

      Wow. That would be one hell of a bank job.

    3. Re:Where Japan SHOULD direct funding... by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
      First of all, as Jayr points out, I'm a moron (everyone needs to be able to say that occasionally ) and the Japan story has nothing to do with space exploration. I had read the Japanese robotics story and then read some other things elsewhere about space exploration and totally and utterly mixed the two in my reply.

      Second, I know that the ISS isn't a floating bank. I understand that the money spent goes to scientists and engineers here on earth to develop the needed technology and equipment to handle a long-term space mission. It just seems to me that we tend to get much more of a tangible benefit (in a shorter "development cycle") from oceanic exploration than space exploration.

      I'm not saying there is no inherent benefit from either space exploration or AI development in robotics. I just think the bucks would go much further in oceanic research.

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      Radio Shack. You've got questions...we've got blank stares(TM).
  88. Re:For great justice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey it's worked three times in the past two years, I'm not going to argue ;) only one turn down.

  89. Not the sponges!!! by uberdave · · Score: 1

    If we take the sponges out of the ocean, do you know how much more water there would be? Our poor coastal cities... Think about our poor coastal cities.

  90. Re:bittersweet discovery by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    So vnv sez:

    Something or other. I wasn't paying attention, as I was too busy REVVING THE MOTOR OF MY HUMMER!

    Now SHUT UP and consume MORE AMERICAN CULTURE AND PRODUCTS!

    I swear, you foreigners just don't know your place in the grand scheme of things.

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  91. Oh no, my niece and nephew will be crushed! by Zathras11 · · Score: 0

    SpongeBob Squarepants is doomed!

  92. A fucking sponge? by veg_all · · Score: 1

    In other news, SCO has patented my loofa. It costs me $699 just to take a shower!

    Well, personally, I don't think I smell all that bad.

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  93. This was reported on BBC news MONTHS ago! n/t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  94. PETA by 56ksucks · · Score: 0

    That's all fine and good, but don't let PETA find out.

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  95. So, when will we see... by HiggsBison · · Score: 1
    So, when will scientists create... [drum roll, please]

    Sponge Fiber Goats

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  96. that's cool BUT... by j0se_p0inter0 · · Score: 1

    can it sustain a rototiller attack by some broke-ass farmer in central Texas? SWBell: "You've severed a major fiber pipeline!" farmer: "Que?" SWBell: "..."

  97. Sorry doesn't make sense by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    Ok yeah the ocean has a lot of water in it. But guess what ? Before any pollutants can be dispersed into the deep abyss they hit the continental shelves, which is where a lot of the life is, and you know what the shelves are not that wide and not that deep so the pollutants are still pretty concentrated. Gees, sport, think before you type. Its a no-brainer. As for the rest of the ocean its mostly barren (or just not many critters per square metre). I don't know how much marine life depends on the continental shelves but I would think it would be a considerable amount since it is often the site of upwellings.

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  98. I for one by R.Caley · · Score: 1

    welcome our new poriferan masters!

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  99. A few questions about your assertations. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

    The ocean is far huger than you give credit. The effects we have on the ocean are incredibly small compared to the effects of volcanoes, earthquakes, and the sun.

    Then why have cod stocks crashed?
    We don't have to fish throughout the entire ocean. We wait at locations where fish tend to gather.

    The same applies to pollution. The volume of the ocean is huge. The surface area of the ocean is less huge. Mixing between upper and lower layers is actually quite small (among other things this is why people have been proposing that CO2 be sequestered down there; whether or not this is practical is left as an exercise to the reader). More importantly, regions of the ocean that have a linchpin effect on its biology can be very small indeed compared to the whole (fishing areas off the grand banks are a great example).

    They are proving that no matter what we dump into the atmosphere, it has little to no effect.

    You apparently live close enough to the equator that you haven't noticed the need for extra sunscreen vs. when you were a kid.

    The solar flares we are experiencing are tiny, even during the so-called solar peaks. A larger than normal solar flare would literally burn our atmosphere off. The atmosphere is such a small, delicate part of our earth that many people are wondering why we still have one.

    Earth holds an atmosphere because the mean velocity of molecules within it is much lower than escape velocity. The real question is why we don't have a much _thicker_ one (and that's explained by the oceans assisting in converting much of it to minerals). In order for the atmosphere to be boiled off in less than geologic time, temperature would need to increase several-fold, requiring solar light flux to increase by an order of magnitude or two (as a physicist, you are aware of the laws governing radiative heat loss). This is more along the lines of "going nova" than "having a flare".

    In summary, the points you make that I'm in a position to speak about are questionable. This raises concern about the other points you have made, which I'm sure others more knowledgeable than I will comment on.

    1. Re:A few questions about your assertations. by jgardn · · Score: 1
      You apparently live close enough to the equator that you haven't noticed the need for extra sunscreen vs. when you were a kid.


      Gee, what kind of fantasy world do you live in? If you think the ozone layer is thinning at the equator, you must've missed the gaping ozone layer at the south pole. I base my perceptions of reality on observed fact and honest studies, not fantasy and whatever crap comes from Hollywood.

      Earth holds an atmosphere because the mean velocity of molecules within it is much lower than escape velocity. The real question is why we don't have a much _thicker_ one (and that's explained by the oceans assisting in converting much of it to minerals). In order for the atmosphere to be boiled off in less than geologic time, temperature would need to increase several-fold, requiring solar light flux to increase by an order of magnitude or two (as a physicist, you are aware of the laws governing radiative heat loss). This is more along the lines of "going nova" than "having a flare".


      Is the sun capable of flaring to a point where the earth's atmosphere and oceans are boiled away? You don't deny this, you only accept the fact that it is indeed possible. Why hasn't this happened yet? No one knows. What can we do to prevent it? The answer: Absolutely NOTHING. We could detonate giga-ton fusion bombs near the surface of the sun and it would have absolutely no effect.

      I keep getting modded down because the issues I stand for are perceived as politically incorrect. It is PC to say that we are all going to die because we are polluting the earth. It is not PC to state that the sun has far more impact on the earth than we can ever hope to have. One is fact, one is fiction. You decide whether you will believe fairy tales or hard science.

      Now perhaps you can explain to me how it is okay for trillions of little fishies to poop in the ocean, but if a cruise ship dumps its sewage in the ocean, that somehow destroys the environment.

      Maybe you can explain how a few thousand gallons of the most noxious chemicals dumped into the ocean can ever effect anymore than a localized spot of the ocean. Does it retain its concentration worldwide? How much of any chemical would you have to dump into the ocean to get a concentration of one part per billion?

      Let's do the math.

      There are 1,300,000,000 km3 of water in the ocean. So one part in *billion* will require 1.3 km3 -- or 1,300,000,000,000,000 liters.

      Let's put that in perspective. What if everyone who uses gasoline in the United States dumped an equivalent amount of arsenic into the oceans. It would require 2,600 years to get a 1 part per billion concentration. Safe drinking water is currently 50 parts per billion or less of arsenic. The EPA wants to change that to an insane 10 parts per billion. So it would take 26,000 years to make the ocean water unsafe to drink due to arsenic contamination according to the EPA, but 130,000 years according to current standards.

      You are going to argue that the localized effects of wherever you are dumping the chemicals is going to have a higher contamination. That is true, but that is localized, and represents a very, very small part of the ocean. 3,000,000 km2 is small (less than 1%) compared to the 362,000,000 km2 of the ocean. Oh, you are concerned about the coastline? Even if we dumped the chemicals in a 5,000 km stretch of coastline, that is less than 1% of the 504,000 km of existing coastline in the world.

      See, cold, hard science says that anything we do has almost no effect on the ocean. It is far too huge for us to even consider having an effect. Just like we can't change the sun even with our most destructive fusion bombs, we can't change the ocean if we made it a national priority.
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    2. Re:A few questions about your assertations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep getting modded down because the issues I stand for are perceived as politically incorrect. It is PC to say that we are all going to die because we are polluting the earth. It is not PC to state that the sun has far more impact on the earth than we can ever hope to have. One is fact, one is fiction. You decide whether you will believe fairy tales or hard science.

      Yes, it couldn't possibly be because you're an idiot. It must be the thought police coming to get you. RUN!

    3. Re:A few questions about your assertations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is PC to say that we are all going to die because we are polluting the earth. It is not PC to state that the sun has far more impact on the earth than we can ever hope to have. One is fact, one is fiction. You decide whether you will believe fairy tales or hard science.

      Perhaps the important difference is that one of them we can control, and the other one we can't. Perhaps both of them together would cause more of a problem than separately. In any case, if you have a choice of polluting and not polluting, why choose the polluting one anyway? What could possibly be a positive outcome from polluting?

    4. Re:A few questions about your assertations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all "localized" ocean parts are equal. I'll bet the area of ocean around Fort Lauderdale, FL is a lot more important than the same square mile of ocean way out in the middle of nowhere.

  100. Hermaphrodites by blitz77 · · Score: 1
    Sponges do not only reproduce asexually; most sponges are also hermaphrodites, meaning that each individual functions as both male and female in sexual reproduction by producing sperm and eggs.

    Sponges can also reproduce asexually by use of extensive regeneration; they reproduce asexually from fragments broken off the parent sponge.

  101. Everything you wanted to know about sponges... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work in a research group that did some stuff in this field a couple of years ago. I didn't work directly on the sponge spicules and I'm not at the lab so some of this info is only as accurate as my memory.

    Pretty much all sponges contain small glass needles called spicules which primarily act as a deterrent to being eaten. Some species of Antarctic sponges evolved spicules to the point of using them as light collectors. The species we were working with (can't recall the scientific name right now) lives about 100m below the ocean surface where there is virtually no light. Despite this, the sponge is dependent upon a symbiotic relationship with algae living inside of it.
    Unlike normal sponges that have spiclues 90% light gathering efficiency over something like a 200 degree angle. The light is then concentrated and piped down that long body of the spicule where it shines onto the algae so they can photosynthesize.

    What makes these fibers quite unique is their durability and construction technique. As mentioned, you can tie a loose overhand knot into these fibers and they not only fail to break but retain high light transfer efficiencies. This is due to a layered glass/protein structure that provides a slip plane for flexing and also works to prevent catastrophic crack propagation. This sort of layering is fairly common in hard biological tissues. (eg: mother of pearl)
    The synthesis is fairly striking as it occurs in water at approximately 0 degrees C. Normal glass fiber pulling is at something like 2500 C in a completely water-free environment. (water has strong absorbance peaks in the IR wavelengths used in telecommunications) How the shape of the fibers is created is still a bit of a mystery but the biochemical process is fairly well understood. For those who are interested, look up work from the Dan Morse group. They isolated the enzymes responsible for the silica polymerization a few years ago and created a recombinant analog. Also look at work by the Morley Stone group more recently for some additional work done in this area.

    Actual sponges would never be harvested for these applications, it would just be too impractical to get enough raw material and to splice those pieces together. However, it is conceivable that a biochemical process could be implememted to make the same sort of layered fiber. The advantages would be a fiber that is highly crack and bend resistant and that would require vastly lower amounts of energy to produce. The downside is that the silica is full of water and is useless for telecom frequencies. However, I see a potential market for in-house cables - Cat5 replacement if you will. The data rates in-house are much lower so visible wavelengths could be used with standard LED/photodiodes. Also, with in-house applications, the low-cost and high strength would be highly advantageous.

  102. i can see it now... by Trent_Alkaline · · Score: 1

    1. pillage the oceans
    2.
    3. profit!

    1. Re:i can see it now... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > 1. pillage the oceans

      2. Hire 3rd-world toddlers to splice the 7-inch fibers together.

      > 3. profit!

  103. The obvious question .... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What does a sponge need with such superior optical fibres ? Could they in fact use it for other purposes inside their bodies, such as optical communication ? ... now that would be amazing!

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    1. Re:The obvious question .... by ravenousbugblatter · · Score: 1

      maybe the sponge has symbiotic algae, which need light...so maybe the fibers "shuttle" light into the area of the sponge where teh algae live. Just a guess of course...

  104. Original article in Nature by misterpies · · Score: 1

    For those interested in getting to the heart of the story, check out the original research paper from Nature magazine. If you're not at a university or other institute with site-wide access you'll need to subscribe or pay to see it, though.

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  105. Dupe! by Andy_R · · Score: 1

    A proud moment for any Slashdot user, the very first dupe of an article I orginally submitted!

    2001-01-04 16:31:48 Forget fiber optics, use Marine Worm Spines! (articles,news) (accepted)

    I can't find it in the old stories archive to give a direct link to though.

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  106. Bending Fibre Optics by ajs318 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The thing about bending fibre optics that nobody ever points out, is that if you bend even an infinitely-elastic fibre optic through too tight a curve, then you will get light leakage.

    Fibre optics work on the principle of total internal reflection. The angle at which the light strikes the interface between glass and air is too shallow for it to get refracted out into the air, so instead it bounces off. As far as a beam of light is concerned, a length of fibre optic is just like a tube whose inside walls have a perfect mirror finish.

    If you put a tight enough bend into the fibre, then the light will no longer be striking at an unrefractable angle, and therefore will escape. {You can try this with cheap 1mm. acrylic fibre if you remove the outer jacket and warm it in a pan of boiling water}.

    Now, glass fibres exhibit very nice thermoplastic behaviour, and can actually be bent without breaking to tighter radii than acrylic. Unfortunately, they begin leaking light long before they break .....

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    1. Re:Bending Fibre Optics by Blue+Lozenge · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The thing about bending fibre optics that nobody ever points out, is that if you bend even an infinitely-elastic fibre optic through too tight a curve, then you will get light leakage.

      This is true, however, the real benefit of a super-elastic fiber cable is not that you can install it in knots, but that you don't have to be so damned careful in handling it. You could be rough with it while trying to route it through your walls, but when it comes time to fire it up, you may have to go and loosen up the tight turns.

  107. But why? by killermal · · Score: 1

    Isn't current broadband speads fast enough already for porno downloading?!?

  108. old sci fi story by kangelos · · Score: 1

    didn't this appear in a really old sci fi story "The Lazarus effect ?" The fiber optics were symbionts :-)

  109. Great... by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

    .. Ocean sponges better for fiber optic transmissions. Don't we need the sponges in the oceans? I mean, we upset the ecology down there and everything's going to hell in a handbasket (well, quicker anywway..)

    What next? Someone discovers that the bashed skull of a baby seal routes packets better than Brand X's latest switch? Or perhaps that by falling some might redwoods, we'll increase the distance of our 802.11g transmissions and thus its worth it?

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  110. If only... by immel · · Score: 1

    If only Patrick and Squidward could make similar contributions to modern science and communications technology!

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    1. Re:If only... by MrPink2U · · Score: 1

      WHoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo... ... lives in a pineapple under the sea?

  111. i'm not sure by carlcmc · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure whats more disturbing -- that you know the words well enough to the song to write that beautiful parody or that you actually took time to do it...

  112. so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Current underseas cables between the US and Aus only use about 5% and with recent improvments of underseas transponders, they can kick that up another 1600% and drop 4 out of every 5 tansonders and still end up with cheaper bandwidth so at AU$20,000 per 155mb per month who would even consider the old rates? It makes me feel riped off for paying $5k/mo an unlimited 2mb links.

  113. On second thought... by qtp · · Score: 1

    I may have thanked you too soon, but of course I'm not certain.

    Is not the speed of light through a medium subject to the forces exerted by the atoms in the medium as can be measured in the forms of electrical permittivity and magnetic permiablility?

    Or does it depend on where you're standing?

    Also your "car analogy" is discredited by the already acknowleged fact of light travelling at a constant rate (either a constant for the given medium as I was taught, or a universal constant as you seem to be arguing). The light does not need to accelerate or decelerate in order to start or stop, thus a car is not like a photon in the slightest.

    Remember, you can be certain that the cat is dead when he stops yowling to be let out.

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    1. Re:On second thought... by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      Is not the speed of light through a medium subject to the forces exerted by the atoms in the medium as can be measured in the forms of electrical permittivity and magnetic permiablility?

      The speed of propagation of the electromagnetic force is always C.

      A light wave (an EM wave composed of many photons) interacts with a medium by acting on and being acted upon by the charges within the medium (mostly the electron shells about atoms). This includes, but is not limited to, the electric field of the wave deforming orbitals, with the resulting charge distribution change acting back on the EM wave, and photons being absorbed and re-emitted, per the original poster's description. The net effect of this is to alter the phase velocity of the EM wave. At all points, the force-carrying interactions propagate at C.

      Also your "car analogy" is discredited by the already acknowleged fact of light travelling at a constant rate (either a constant for the given medium as I was taught, or a universal constant as you seem to be arguing). The light does not need to accelerate or decelerate in order to start or stop, thus a car is not like a photon in the slightest.

      Consider the car example again. I don't need to spend much time accelerating or decellerating - I'm either driving at 50 km/hr (a photon propagating in space), or I'm stopped at an intersection (a photon that's been absorbed). Average velocity for the car is still less than 50 km/hr, as I spend some of the time at 0 km/hr. When the photon exists, it's travelling at C. The time it spends not travelling (i.e. when the photon is absorbed) causes the average velocity of the wavefront to be less than C.

  114. polar bear fur == optical fiber ?? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    This has been a common claim in the literature. Some references and refutations here.

  115. Yin and Yan on the environmental front? by fygment · · Score: 1

    Hard to say which is the loony toon. The "And how do you pillage the ocean..." or the reply with it's "... human intervention most likely...". In the former case declining fisheries is a valid counter. In the latter, well:

    a) the natural ocean background radiation
    far exceeds the meagre amounts humans have dumped unless you're sitting right next to the dumped core;

    b) recent volvanic activity (above (Mt. St. Helen's) and below (black
    smokers) the ocean) has contributed considerably more "pollution" than human industry has (recall some recent eruptions have tangibly affected the atmosphere _globally_); and

    c) research (e.g. work of Jan Veizer) has pointed out far more plausible climate altering effects than our meagre industrial effluent. Speaking of which, we still do not have a proven climate model let alone one of the role of various chemicals within the atmosphere except in the most very general sense.

    So is humankind the big baddie? We really don't know. Is it blameless? We really don't know. But why is natural pollution OK, but "unatural"(?) pollution bad? Why does it seem that human activity beyond the most primitive animal functions is "bad"?

    It might just be that we humans neither appreciate how truly huge this planet is, how truly insignificant we are, and how profoundly ignorant we still are about all that is around us.

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  116. Save the earth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0




    Save the oceans!

    Save the whales! Even the ones that aren't endangered!

    No blood for oil!

    ban boats for the manatees!

    Spike trees!

    No development!

    No windmills off my multi-million dollar house location!

    Enron!

    No CO2 emissions! Starving trees are ok!

    No tree cutting! Huge forest fires are ok!

    No animal testing! Even though it saves lives!


    Fiber optics from the ocean? From living organisms?

    Bring it on!!!