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  1. Re:In-App purchases on Apple Defends App Makers Against Lodsys · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    what the hell is a "ladyboy"?

    See Bieber, Justin.

  2. Re:LinkedIn on Massive LinkedIn IPO Raises Dotcom Bubble Concerns · · Score: 4, Funny

    I agree. Though, for some reason, it seems that almost every CV/Resume on LinkedIn should end with "And the sun shines out my butt."

  3. Re:Be praised Stevee. on Apple Causes Religious Reaction In Brains of Fans · · Score: 1

    Om Mani Padme Hum.

  4. Re:how will it know? on Verifying Passwords By the Way They're Typed · · Score: 1

    It's not just the keyboard that you are typing on, but the time of day, i.e. how tried or awake you are, etc.

    Bunch of highly educated idjits to say the least at them thar university.

  5. Re:We Won't Negotiate With Terrorists on The Cost of US Security · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no profit in peace. There will always be a (invented) bogeyman to carry on the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ war machine.

  6. Re:Poor Idea on New Bill Would Require US ISPs To Retain User Info · · Score: 1

    A top House Republican is planning to propose that Internet service providers be required to store information about their customers...

    The GOP seriously needs to change it's name to The Fascist Party of Amerika.

  7. Re:Osama Bin Laden on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 1

    The economic damage he caused to the US economy is several trillion dollars.

    It's not him that caused the economic damage.

    It's the fucktards in Government and greedy cunts on Wall Street that did that.

  8. Re:flash is malware/adware on Google Engineers Deny Hack Exploited Chrome · · Score: 1

    Anyone care to speculate just why Flash is so full of security holes?

    You'd think that one of the largest and most talented software development companies based in a region of earth with some of the best, brightest and most educated software engineers with access to the best tools of the trade in the solar system could get such a minor piece of code right...

  9. Re:fags on Apple Delays Release of LGPL WebKit Code · · Score: 1

    What do mobile phones and cigarettes have to do with each other?

  10. Re:App programmer is the new web designer on The Stanford Class That Built Apps and Made Fortunes · · Score: 1

    Lesson number 101010 in life: "Dumb shit sells and makes far more money than quality stuff. Put advertising with that free crap and make even more money".

  11. Re:Bad. on Draft Proposal Would Create Agency To Tax Cars By the Mile · · Score: 2

    Tax people a flat rate per year based on their weight (as that's the true determining factor in how much damage they do to the environment).

  12. Re:Inconceivable! on Bin Laden's Death Causes Twitter Record · · Score: 2

    What? Justin Bieber died?

    "The only good Bieber is a dead Bieber.

      - MJ"

  13. Re:Retribution on Intel To Build Next Gen Processor For iOS Devices · · Score: 1

    April 1st was last month.

  14. Re:Yes, I know on Assange: Facebook 'the Most Appalling Spy Machine' Ever · · Score: 1

    I hit the accept button

    And enabled a 20-something douchebag to make billions. Thank you for contributing to The Idiocracy.

  15. Re:now the US can slash defense spending on Osama Bin Laden Reported Dead, Body In US Hands · · Score: 1

    Remember these words: "There is no profit in peace".

  16. Re:Not worth it on Developing Android Apps Visually, In 3 parts · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hate to break it to you, but what you are building are not "apps", more like "crapps".

  17. Re:Update saga? on More Windows Phone Update Problems · · Score: 1

    Silverlight is not "pointy clicky development". It is a clean Reactive Programming model that strongly emphasizes the distinction between general layout, data templates (how you represent your app objects) and application logic. The three layers are put together, respectively, by XAML, templates and styles, and the very powerful mechanism for data-bindings.

    And will only run well on mobile devices when we have quad core mobile devices with 4GB of RAM in two or three years...

  18. Re:First thing they need to do on Is Canonical the Next Apple? · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Gracious Goatse".

  19. Re:I'll throw in $50 if you'll just kill it on News Corp. Looking To Sell MySpace · · Score: 1

    Just "Make it dead, Jim".

  20. Re:anyone control 88.88.88.88 ? on Markets For IPv4 Addresses Emerging · · Score: 1

    I want 42.42.42.42 for meself and 69.69.69.69 for ye olde pr0n site.

  21. Re:Umm... on Rep. Bill Posey Introduces 'Back To the Moon' Bill · · Score: 1

    :%s/Republican/Republicantard/g and everything makes sense.

  22. Re:TSA jobs on TSA Investigates... People Who Complain About TSA · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Your forgot #4:

    4. Piss away tax dollars so that the Republicantards and their cronies get richer off the backs of hard working people.

  23. Re:Glad Jamie Hyneman is doing someting useful on MythBuster Developing Light-Weight Vehicle Armor · · Score: 1

    for me Mythbusters is about the most boring show ever

    Then get off of your fat ass and do a better show.

  24. Re:The work itself on Friends Don't Let Geek Friends Work In Finance · · Score: 1

    the work of finance itself is tremendously fulfilling

    Yup. I too find it tremendously fulfilling to add a bunch of zeros to the end of the numbers in my accounts.

    The hard part is creating the financial slight of hand to make it all look legitimate and not part of a massive global fraud by all of the financial institutions.

  25. Re:motivations on Using the Open Records Law To Intimidate Critics · · Score: 1

    Alas, the most corrupt will communicate off the record anyway.

    Just like the Mafia and other organized crime groups have been doing for decades, if not centuries.