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TSA Investigates... People Who Complain About TSA

Hugh Pickens writes "CNN has obtained a list of roughly 70 'behavioral indicators' that TSA behavior detection officers use to identify potentially 'high risk' passengers at the nation's airports, and report that arrogant complaining about airport security is one indicator TSA officers consider when looking for possible criminals and terrorists. When combined with other behavioral indicators, it could result in a traveler facing additional scrutiny. 'Expressing your contempt about airport procedures — that's a First Amendment-protected right,' says Michael German, a former FBI agent who now works as legal counsel for the American Civil Liberties Union. 'It's circular reasoning where, you know, I'm going to ask someone to surrender their rights; if they refuse, that's evidence that I need to take their rights away from them. And it's simply inappropriate.' Interestingly enough, some experts say terrorists are much more likely to avoid confrontations with authorities, saying an al-Qaeda training manual instructs members to blend in."

379 comments

  1. the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...and it's getting boring to have to read things which imply it.

    1. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Depends on your point of view.
      Dissident speech instills terror in the minds of authority.

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    2. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Depends on your point of view.
      Dissident speech instills terror in the minds of authority.

      As evidenced throughout North Africa, Middle East and even China, at the moment. Yup. Those tyrants are very wary of anyone who so much as utters a disparaging wort about their cousin having a bad go with the local constabulary.

      I'll take two lumps, please. Sweets to the sweet I always say.

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    3. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by HermMunster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is the government attacking it's citizens over their opinions and beliefs, nearly making it an illegal act. That's fascism.

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    4. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by judoguy · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is the government attacking it's citizens over their opinions and beliefs, nearly making it an illegal act. That's fascism.

      There's nothing specifically fascist about this. The same could be said for Socialist or Communist. Rather, it's generic totalitarianism.

      I wish people would stop using "Fascist" for "Evil". It's only one of several evil forms of government.

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    5. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right.... expressing an opinion IN OF ITSELF is not bullying, you fucking schmuck. Yes, there are degrees, but this new report seems very generalized. I'd say being retaliated against for expressing your opinion alone is pretty fascist.

    6. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Informative

      the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists...

      Q: How many terrorists has the TSA caught?
      A: ZERO

      Q: How many terrorist attacks has the TSA stopped?
      A: ZERO

      For proof, the answer is obvious - a terrorist doesn't just decide that airplanes are too well protected so they are going to give up on the idea of causing mayhem, they will just look for easier targets like shopping malls, movie theaters, concerts, etc. Since we have had zero attacks on alternate targets, its clear the TSA isn't protecting airplanes from anyone.

      The worst we've seen have been run-of-the-mill lone gunmen type like the Ft Hood shooter and the DC sniper. Everybody else, like the Times Square bomber have been so incompetent they couldn't even build a working bomb and most of those convicted have been guilty of nothing more than talking trash within the earshot of a snitch looking to get criminal charges dropped in exchange for narcing out someone, anyone.

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    7. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 2

      You're an idiot.

      Oh, sweet irony.

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    8. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "If you choose to act out, be disruptive and incite a riot at the airport, you open yourself to being detained just like any other crazy person."
      So -- I missed it--there have been riots at the airports? We are now okay with six year old girls getting patted down? Where does that fot in profiling? Did we miss something about an out break of children bombing planes? When did that happen ever even once? The whole thing is about control.... I hate the idea that my grand kids are used to everyone being treated as criminal first--suspect of some wrong doing and they are accustomed to pat downs cause everyone is a terrorist you know.... When the Government starts a whole scale check of cargo in the storage of the plane as much as they do the carry on luggage, I'll take them a little more seriously. A cell phone could exp;ode that suitcase in the luggage compartment--are we going to not be allowed to travel with our cell phones next? where does it stop?

    9. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      succinctly put.

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    10. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I think you can't really sayt that the TSA hasn't stopped attacks, you can say it has never caught. Who knows wether some attack was cancelled because of it?

    11. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And, don't forget that the TSA was useless against the two latest attempts--the underwear bomber and the shoe bomber. Both scenarios, TSA added zero value in prevention. And in both scenarios, the plots failed because of user or technical error on the part of the terrorists.

    12. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Informative

      We are now okay with six year old girls getting patted down? Where does that fot in profiling?

      I believe people who pat down six year olds are profiled as pedophiles. Speaking of that incident, did you hear that poor girl was crying and felt bad for "what she did wrong" after the pat down?

    13. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      You just made The List, buddy.

    14. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by paltemalte · · Score: 2

      I once had my brand new Hugo Boss deodorant (which incidentally is the last non-food product I have ever purchased at an air port) confiscated, because the TSA felt that it probably was a bomb in disguise. I agree they have not stopped any terrorists at all, but that TSA agent was pretty pleased with himself and I believe in his book that made it: "terrorists: 0, TSA: 1".

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    15. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by NoSig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, I think you can't really sayt that the TSA hasn't stopped attacks, you can say it has never caught. Who knows wether some attack was cancelled because of it?

      That makes it as effective as praying for no more attacks. Who knows if it might work? I also notice that there has been no more attacks since I got a driver's license. Maybe the terrorists are afraid that I'll run them over. That must be it - or at least you can't know that it isn't... or maybe there is something wrong with this kind of argument?

    16. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure the PBS article is a forgery.

      First off, wouldn't it make more sense that the manual would be written in Arebic?

      If the original article is written in Arebic, then this is merely a translation which could have been interpreted in 100 different ways...

      Second, with appropriate google search terms, you can find out that the original text (that they are reporting) should not be reported as the Al-Queda training manual because the terms "Al-Queda" do not actually appear in the manual itself... It appears to be a forgery by the US department of justice as a PR campaign to further their goals in the war on terror.

      Lastly the geniune manual is over 5000 pages and this one is an absolute piece of garbage...

    17. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knows, maybe dinosaur attacks were prevented because of the TSA.

    18. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still nobody stops TSA from doing it's business. This kind of behaviour coming from the state has a name, and when the name appears in ./ the comment is given 1 point or labeled as troll. As other guy said (also 1 point): if you can't connect the dots, someone else should draw the picture.

    19. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by element-o.p. · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Fascism? You're an idiot.

      Pot? Kettle? Black?

      I don't know about G.P.P., but I have yet to attack or bully a TSO. However, I most definitely speak out about TSA policies to anyone who will listen, on-line on my blog (warning -- shameless plug for my own blog), in comments to other articles (like here) or in person.

      ...schmucks like you who think you're entitled to do whatever you want the constitution (sic) to say.

      Yeah, at least it's only us "bullies" interpreting the Constitution so that it says what we want, and not someone with real power like, say, the Executive Branch doing so. Can you say, "warrantless wiretapping", "habeas corpus", "1st Amendment rights", "2nd Amendment rights", "4th Amendment rights" just as off-the-top-of-my-head examples?

      If you choose to act out, be disruptive and incite a riot at the airport, you open yourself to being detained just like any other crazy person.

      :rolleyes: How, exactly, do you think we got the freedoms you so readily throw away? Civil disobedience has a long and distinguished reputation in this country. You might say the U.S. kinda even got it's start that way. Do you think Washington, Revere, Adams, Jefferson, Henry, et al were model citizens and the British just handed over sovereignty to them because they asked nicely? How about MLK, Jr.? Rosa Parks? I don't know about you, but personally, I'd feel more than just a little honored to be a "crazy person" like them.

      I'm guessing you'd be one of the first in line to complain about the TSA being "too stupid to fall for a simple SE trick."

      That sentence doesn't even make logical sense -- how would it even be possible to be "too stupid to fall for a...SE trick"?!?! I think you were trying to say that if someone were to bluster their way through a checkpoint by "arrogant complaining", G.P.P. (and, I presume, anyone who agrees with him, like myself) would be first in line to complain about it, no? No, if TSA were actually taking reasonable and intelligent steps to provide for-real security (rather than security theater) and weren't trampling our liberties to do so, I'd actually be rushing to their defense if something slipped through the cracks. Excrement occurs. There's no way to provide 100% security, and it's unrealistic to expect it. However, since TSA has become so far removed from the ideals this country is supposed to stand for, I'd have to say, yes, I would be first in line to complain about -- to the extent that it serves to dismantle this abomination.

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    20. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Go read the parent post of your comment again: "Since we have had zero attacks on alternate targets, its (sic) clear the TSA isn't protecting airplanes from anyone." QED.

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    21. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Fukkin grammar nazis. Fascists. All of you.

    22. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by macs4all · · Score: 0

      Fascism? You're an idiot.

      Nobody has been "attacked" here, save for the poor TSA agent who's being bullied by schmucks like you who think you're entitled to do whatever you want the constitution to say. You have the right to request to speak to a supervisor or to file a grievance. You can even sue the TSA if you have a problem with their policies. If you choose to act out, be disruptive and incite a riot at the airport, you open yourself to being detained just like any other crazy person.

      "Arrogant complaining" is employed as a social engineering trick. I'm guessing you'd be one of the first in line to complain about the TSA being "too stupid to fall for a simple SE trick."

      So sayeth the TSA employee.

    23. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, the government has been attacking it's citizens for various reasons for year. Consider the many uses for hemp, among them recreactional drug use. Hemp was one of the most necessary, most useful agricultural products of mankind for millenia, and suddenly, the US government decided it was to be illegal to possess, cultivate, or trade hemp. Imagine.

      BTW - I know that some people don't realize that hemp is more than just something to smoke. Consider, a replacement for cotton, that lasts approximately 7 times as long as cotton in any given use. And rope and twine - I've never used it, but I believe it is a little stronger than the nylon rope used in the Navy today. There were dozens of drugs, not to mention hundreds of snake oil cures, derived from the hemp plant. Hemp is supposed to be a better, cheaper source of industrial vegetable oil than any other plant, including the all pervasive corn plant - think Biodiesel.

      It's nothing new for the US government to attack it's citizens in the interests of corporate America. DuPont (the makers of nylon, decades ago), the cotton industry, and the pharmaceuticals all made money by outlawing hemp!

    24. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by meerling · · Score: 1

      after a report recorded his young child freaking out because of a patdown the TSA Rep stated that their rules clearly state they are not to give patdowns to children under the age of 10. Isn't it nice how the airport nazis don't care about even their own regulations, until they get caught on film violating people...

    25. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He then went on to list several other terrorist attacks we have had.

    26. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is grammatically correct, you fucking simpleton

    27. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by ghjm · · Score: 1

      Fascism is defined as the simultaneous presence of authoritarianism, racism and corporatism. That's exactly what we've got here.

      If you had a totalitarian socialist regime in the US, there would be people's committees deciding how much output each factory or business should produce and who should or shouldn't work there. From where I sit, that is entirely, 100%, absent.

      The form of post-9/11 authoritarianism embodied by the TSA is fascism, just as a matter of dictionary definition.

    28. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to make a side point: neither the Ft. Hood shooter nor the DC sniper were international terrorists which the TSA have been so focused on stoping. Yet both of these have instilled a lot of fear in their respective communities and likely would not have been stopped by any reasonable precautions we could put in place. As long as we live in fear from statistical anomalies which are certain to happen with 6+ billion people on the planet we have little hope of addressing ANY terrorist threat with reasonable and measured response.

    29. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Informative

      Fascism is defined as the simultaneous presence of authoritarianism, racism and corporatism.

      Racism is by no means a necessary ingredient. Mussolini was not racist - in fact, he explicitly distanced himself from racism - until shortly after Hitler became dominant in their relationship.

      And "corporatism" is a word that has absolutely nothing with what we call "corporations" today. At the time, the meaning that fascists put into it most closely corresponded to statist syndicalism.

      Consequently, "The form of post-9/11 authoritarianism embodied by the TSA" is not fascism. It's just authoritarian capitalism, business as usual.

    30. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by TheABomb · · Score: 1

      AC, you ignorant slut! The irony was in the parent decrying the label of "fascism" then immediately launching into a tirade describing the pædophiliac jackbooted thug as a "bullied" victim, not the syntax.

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    31. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Monchanger · · Score: 0

      Fascism? You're an idiot.

      Pot? Kettle? Black?

      Close. What I did there was point out a pointless statement with another. With your third, we can start a band.

      speak out about TSA policies to anyone who will listen, on-line on my blog

      Yup. That falls under the same right I stated you have.

      Yeah, at least it's only us "bullies" interpreting the Constitution.... "warrantless wiretapping", "habeas corpus", "1st Amendment rights", "2nd Amendment rights", "4th Amendment rights" just as off-the-top-of-my-head examples?

      Yes, yes and yes. More good examples of where you can and should use your right to peaceably object to unjust actions by your government. Did I claim otherwise? Did I accidentally praise the so-called "PATRIOT" act somewhere? Whose post were you reading? Also, two wrongs, blah blah blah: just because government oversteps its authority doesn't give you the right to break other laws et cetera.

      Washington, Revere, Adams, Jefferson, Henry,... MLK, Jr.? Rosa Parks?

      Good people in my book, though it's worth noting that most notables of that type risked being- or actually were imprisoned/hurt/killed as a result of their actions. Go ahead and stand up for what you believe in- did I say otherwise? But if you miss your flight or get thrown in jail for making a certain choice, don't come to me crying, or expect the supreme court to buy you lunch for your trouble. If someone thinks the right way to get the TSA to change is to verbally abuse or punch a TSA agent in the face, that's their call- I just said I think those are stupid moves. Your actual choice of using a blog sounds more reasonable. I'm not saying you shouldn't stand up for the rights you want, just that there are legal consequences, and that the first amendment is not a get-out-of-jail-free card. And back to my key point- that the government is most certainly not being fascist simply by keeping the peace, or even by touching your junk.

      That sentence doesn't even make logical sense ... I think you were trying to say that if someone were to bluster their way through a checkpoint ...

      I meant if an attack happened because someone used that tactic. Try this: s/too/so/ . In other words, I suggested he's a knee-jerk government-bashing moron who wouldn't know a real fascist (or a socialist, or a communist while we're discussing improper uses of non-republic governments) if he was taken out back and shot in the head.

    32. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      Meaning they think it is just fine and dandy to sexually molest 10 - 12 year olds and teenagers. It matters not whether the government or the TSA say it is not molestation, only the victim's viewpoint matters.

    33. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, he just added it to his collection of cool expensive shit that he stole from people. I've seen the type all over the world, amusing that we USAers don't think of all the many, many types of police we have as power tripping corrupt thieving bullying scum, but of course that's all they are.

    34. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by ghjm · · Score: 1

      Unless you look like a Muslim.

    35. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Polumna · · Score: 1

      Minor nitpick... fascist corporatism in this limited context is the opposite of syndicalism. It is an inherently top down economic model where government and corporate interest regulate labor and production. Syndicalism is by definition a bottom up model where trade unions and labor control production. I therefore assume you meant "statist collectivism."

      I love your sig by the way, and my apologies for unleashing my inner pedant.

    36. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      More accurately it's the police state http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_state, which is reflected in loss of freedoms and liberty. In this case criticism of the state will likely result in not only you but also you family including children being physically and sexually assaulted. They are already looking to extend these programs to all other modes of transport and places where people congregate, so the physical punishment and degradation of you relatives especially minors could extend to any place even schools.

      Now add in extended detention with out trial for being accused of terrorism, considering the definition of terrorism has been wildly extended to cover environmental, economic, labour, protest, internet basically anything they can pretend so as to extend the punishment without trial, of which Bradley Manning is a prime example of how far US justice failed and is now seen as more of an inconvenience to police state laws rather than being the defining principle of law.

      The growing US police state seems more concerned with propaganda about how good it is than in actually pursing justice, or ensuring "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness", other than fulfilling the sexual deviancy of law enforcement officers.

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    37. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

      Wow, this exchange would be so funny if suddenly all the parties involved were exposed and transported immediately into the same room. Similarly with many YouTube exchanges, which, luckily, I've stopped reading unless I want to just laugh at the absurdity of it all.

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    38. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      a disparaging wort

      St. John's, liver, or butter?

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    39. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omitted....

      Q: How many dollars has security theater cost?
      A: $43.6 BILLION

      Let's cut the pork.
      Shit let's just give everyone a 9mm and a box of ammo.
      300M people times $140 per gun is only $42 Billion and is a one-time cost.

      Someone makes a scene blowing something up *BOOM* headshot.
      Self-defense is valid and there are *always* witnesses to get you off the hook in an attack.

    40. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to sell you this terrorist-repelling rock.

    41. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by mykos · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have too much faith in the intelligence, responsibility, and rationality of the average citizen.

    42. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

      For proof, the answer is obvious - a terrorist doesn't just decide that airplanes are too well protected so they are going to give up on the idea of causing mayhem, they will just look for easier targets like shopping malls, movie theaters, concerts, etc. Since we have had zero attacks on alternate targets, its clear the TSA isn't protecting airplanes from anyone.

      Yep. We appear at least to be a very easy target. Either the external threat is overstated, or FBI + CIA + Delta/SEAL is really doing something, that we'll never hear about.

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    43. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      fascist corporatism in this limited context is the opposite of syndicalism. It is an inherently top down economic model where government and corporate interest regulate labor and production. Syndicalism is by definition a bottom up model where trade unions and labor control production.

      Well, in a fascist society, the idea is that state is a merger of "corporations" and the mechanism through which their collective will is implemented... the difference between that and classic anarcho-syndicalism is that in the latter, there's no state as such - every "corporation" is independent, and they cooperate as sovereign entities - whereas in fascism they supposedly get together to decide what's best for everyone, but then implement it top-down. Kinda like the difference between council communism and Leninist democratic centralism.

      FWIW, the Italian fascist party actually grew out of the local national syndicalist party, which already had many traits peculiar to fascism (in particular, anti-democracy).

    44. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      The government never had the authority to create the TSA, it's been a criminal act from the beginning, and the only thing that's keeping it from being struck down, dissolved, and everyone involved spending some time in prison is....

      Y'know, I have no idea how something so blatant, unambiguously infringing, and immense in scale could go overlooked for so long.

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    45. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 2

      For an even better example, how about the fact the urinating in public can get you on the sex offender registry, meaning you will never work again. Or the fact that vandalism theft drug possession and fraud are listed as a felonies and felons can't vote. Correct me if I am wrong here but doesn't this mean that if you meet the wrong judge on the wrong day you can get your right to vote taken away as a punishment for writing political graffiti? Not to mention free speech zones and the constitution free zone. or gitmo.

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      A: All of them

    46. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by ppanon · · Score: 1

      His point was that if the TSA was an effective deterrent against airplane-targetted terrorism, the terrorists would have substituted another type of target. It's a corollary of goods substitution under price pressure in micro-economics. Given the dearth of successful attacks against other target substitutions, it can be surmised that the TSA attacks are neither causing target substitutions, nor catching terrorists.

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    47. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pædophiliac

      Please do not associate us pedophiles* with the government types, our reputation is bad enough as it is.

      *And that is how you spell it you dirty British cunt.

    48. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's even worse than that. Of the several attempted airline bombings that occured since 9/11, not a single one was stopped because the would be terrorist was caught during pre-flight screening. In every single case, they managed to get the bomb past the TSA and were only foiled due to the intervention of other passengers on the flight.

    49. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by theygoto11 · · Score: 0

      Wait for when they become unionized!

    50. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by AlamedaStone · · Score: 2

      I thought we were an autonomous collective.

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    51. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      The government never had the authority to create the TSA, it's been a criminal act from the beginning, and the only thing that's keeping it from being struck down, dissolved, and everyone involved spending some time in prison is....

      Y'know, I have no idea how something so blatant, unambiguously infringing, and immense in scale could go overlooked for so long.

      Terror.

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    52. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by toriver · · Score: 1

      Exactly: The TSA is keeping us safe from T-Rex rampages. Proof? ZERO T-Rex rampages after the TSA was established.

    53. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Teun · · Score: 1

      Not to mention free speech zones and the constitution free zone. or gitmo.

      There's nothing constitution free about the zone where the decisions about Gitmo are made.

      But then, a constitution that allows something like Gitmo to be run is in itself broken.

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    54. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by kbolino · · Score: 1

      My money is on most of the threats getting stopped by the government agencies and military units that we know very little about. The Border Patrol and the TSA are just there for show.

    55. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by metacell · · Score: 1

      Fascism is characterised, among other things, by a belief in the police state. While other totalitarian systems may support this idea through their actions, fascism supports it explicitly in their ideology.

    56. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by 0111+1110 · · Score: 2

      after a report recorded his young child freaking out because of a patdown the TSA Rep stated that their rules clearly state they are not to give patdowns to children under the age of 10.

      Citation? AFAIK that is simply not true. The TSA rules are secret, but they are most definitely allowed to pat down children. And, yes I have heard this directly from a number of TSOs. They even pat down newborns.

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    57. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by metacell · · Score: 1

      Don't feed the troll ^

    58. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The purpose now is to funnel taxpayers money into an ever increasing number of pockets. It's a welfare organisation but those that are getting most of the welfare don't need it. There are so many people soaking up that gravy that it is probably unstoppable unless a lot of people want to sacrifice their political careers to do it. Nobody is trying to stop it after the groping, radiation from equipment not checked by a third party (how long before we hear about an accident?) and that equipment being sold to the taxpayer by an insider in an example of classic third world style corruption. It's going to get worse and I wonder what the next step is going to be since groping little girls was not bad enough.

    59. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

      My money is on most of the threats getting stopped by the government agencies and military units that we know very little about.

      That doesn't pass muster for the very simple reason that anytime they even get a hint of "stopping a terrorist" the government trumpets it as a huge success. Of course it always turns out to be practically a non-event, like "plot" to blow up JFK airport by igniting a natural gas pipeline or the "plot" by a handful of wanna-be gang-bangers in Miami to blow up the Sears tower.

      If there was some highly effective super-secret stealth military unit thwarting major terrorist attacks, then we would have heard about ONE of them by now, at the very least. If they are willing to mlik the BS "plots" for PR, sooner or later somebody would decide to milk a real threat for PR too. But there hasn't been a single one.

      The only way your theory works is if the US government is stunningly competent and run by completely self-sacrificing politicians absolutely immune to the temptation to score points with the public.

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    60. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by thomst · · Score: 1

      I've seen the type all over the world, amusing that we USAers don't think of all the many, many types of police we have as power tripping corrupt thieving bullying scum, but of course that's all they are.

      THIS is modded "insightful"? Those of you who modded it up should be ashamed of yourselves. -1 Troll would be more appropriate.

      Yes, there is a personality type that is attracted to police work because it offers the opportunity to bully and abuse civilians and get away with it by hiding behind a badge. And, yes, there far too many cops in the world with that personality disorder.

      But "ALL" cops?

      No. Absolutely not. Even in municipalities that tolerate or even encourage "cowboy" behavior on the part of police (Las Vegas, anyone?), there are plenty of cops who take "to protect and serve" seriously - and who regularly try to walk their bully-boy compatriots back from abusive and threatening behavior towards members of the public. I've seen and interacted with far too many specimens of both types over the years to allow such a blanket indictment to go unchallenged. Those who genuinely think of themselves as public servants - and who behave by default with courtesy, consideration, and respect toward the general public - absolutely do NOT deserve to be mischaracterized that way. There ARE good cops in the world - more of them than you might think - and this kind of scurrilous, blanket attack on the integrity of all police not only does them a signal disservice, but the mind set it represents acts as a discouraging psychological barrier to potential "good cops" joining the force - and helps to make the "all cops are thugs" dictum a self-fulfilling prophecy.

      Grow the fuck up, okay?

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    61. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Fascism is defined as the simultaneous presence of authoritarianism, racism and corporatism. That's exactly what we've got here.

      According to Mussolini, the inventor of modern fascism, it's actually synonymous to corporatism. Authoritarianism is already inherent to corporations, since the owners are a separate group from employees, so when you run the whole society as a corporation, you get a totalitarian dictatorship.

      Racism, on the other hand, is not inherent to fascism. You could have a fascist country without racism. It's simply that when those first over-the-top fascist countries got that way, racism was fashionable and got incorporated in them. However, you could just as easily use nationality or ideology as a basis for "The Enemy" that justifies extreme means, like McCarthy did.

      If you had a totalitarian socialist regime in the US, there would be people's committees deciding how much output each factory or business should produce and who should or shouldn't work there.

      No no no, totalitarian socialism means that everyone gets healthcare and, if necessary, social security. Have you been neglecting your doctrinal studies?

      The form of post-9/11 authoritarianism embodied by the TSA is fascism, just as a matter of dictionary definition.

      No, it's just plain old authoritarianism. Mere abuse of authority isn't sufficient to qualify for fascism, even by your own definition. And while corporations nowadays hold far more political power than is healthy for the society, it's still a matter of corruption rather than an official policy specifically targeted at completely merging government and corporations.

      However, the current financial crisis, the poverty it brought and the fact that its instigators got away without a scratch shows promise. Give it another decade or two, and the world will once again see real fascist countries and burn.

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    62. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'good ones' are often complicit. Among police a fellow good ol' boy can do no wrong. Extremely few have the integrity to stand up to corruption or abuse. Those who do are harassed and punished by their peers and superiors.

    63. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How in the hell do you know what TSA has not done?

      Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

      These things are classified, you dolt.

    64. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by creat3d · · Score: 0

      A different kind of wort, you insensitive clod!

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    65. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

      If there were operations conducted like I'm thinking, the politicians would never know about them either.

      Or, the populace is being played.

      Without real facts, we can only guess. My guess is that both parts are true, real threats are eliminated and we are being played by politicians, each part separate though, no coordination. The TSA is possibly in the "played" part.

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    66. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

      We'll know in about forty years, when the memoir books come out.

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    67. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the selling of those naked-body scanners makes good money for leaders of the department of homeland security.

      Don't expect it to stop.

    68. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2

      According to Mussolini, the inventor of modern fascism, it's actually synonymous to corporatism

      Protip: That word does not mean what you think it means. You're basing your post on a shitty translation of what he actually said.

    69. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Without real facts, we can only guess. My guess is that both parts are true, real threats are eliminated and we are being played by politicians, each part separate though, no coordination. The TSA is possibly in the "played" part.

      Right, because the TSA and all the other silly public machinations of the DHS are just a smokescreen for the ATNS, the Anti-Terrorist Ninja Squad. The terrorists are such uber-enemies that we need to spend billions and billions of dollars on baloney agencies just to keep them guessing. Just like we spent hundreds of billions of dollars on NASA to fake the moon-landing and keep the Soviets guessing.

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    70. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead and stand up for what you believe in- did I say otherwise?
      No, just suggested that those who do are therefore deserving of misfortune and ill treatment.

    71. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by kbolino · · Score: 1

      For my part, I wasn't suggesting that the use of top secret extralegal military/civilian agencies/operatives was justified, I was merely commenting that it was likely. In my opinion, extremely likely.

      There have been major terrorist attacks in Madrid, London, and Bombay since 9/11. Yet there have been none here. The TSA is demonstrably incompetent, and we hear unending bitching about how thousands of "illegals" scamper across the border every day. Either both agencies are exceptionally good at detecting the real thing, and simply let people they know not to be threats through (not likely), or there are other forces at play.

      These "other forces" could simply be the presence of American soldiers, contractors, diplomats, and agents in Iraq and Afghanistan. The terrorists could be thinking "why go through the trouble of killing Americans over there when we can do it right here?" It's certainly possible, but even they have to have people smart enough to realize that we (the American public) aren't paying attention to the wars anymore. I would think that they would've at least attempted a competent attack, but maybe they simply fear even more retaliation (although I think that would play into their hands very nicely).

      So I'm led to believe the "other forces" are soldiers and agents whose existence, purpose, and track records are kept tightly locked up. If the powers that be were to disclose their successes, even for political benefit, it would endanger their lives and their ability to carry out missions.

      This is all in the absence of facts, mind you, and I know it sounds a lot like a conspiracy theory; it's a hunch, not a well reasoned conclusion. For one thing, I find it hard to believe that the government could be competent enough to carry such things out, but I suppose if you segregated the operation well enough, and created the right conditions, it would be possible. Even likely.

      But as far as I know, the publicly known parts of the DHS are our only defense against terrorist attacks on civilians in the United States. That could be the whole story. I just suspect that it's not.

    72. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by smellotron · · Score: 1

      Who knows wether some attack was cancelled because of [the TSA]?

      That makes it as effective as praying for no more attacks.

      It's not a useful argument in favor of the TSA, but It's a valid point to make. It's quite possible that the presence of the TSA has deterred attacks, but the world may never know. Whether that possibility is worth the nationwide loss in privacy is another issue. I think if the argument devolves into this level it's already over, as the security-minded are focusing on ends while the privacy-minded are focusing on means.

    73. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by smellotron · · Score: 1

      Exactly: The TSA is keeping us safe from T-Rex rampages. Proof? ZERO T-Rex rampages after the TSA was established.

      That's not valid. If you compare T-Rex rampages to the periods before and after the establishment of the TSA, you'll find that they are identical*. Rather, I think that the TSA was created to prevent the Y2K bug from happening again.

      * ignoring the period of Jesus dinosaur-riding, for the moment

    74. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'm not convinced by your rant. Doubtless there are good cops and even good teachers for that matter, but they are few and far between. Capitalization does NOT make your case more convincing.

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    75. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      on the other hand, that exactly the response THOSE tyrants are looking for.... tell all your friends, your example will make them get the hell away from YOU!

      On the other hand, the USA is supposed to have freedom to travel without harassment as a civil right. The TSA's entire purpose is to harass everybody, and see if the criminals flinch... which is about as unpatriotic as you can get... the folks that wrote the Constitution would be VERY upset that you have to take your shoes off to be searched just to travel... they'd be the "arrogant assholes" contesting TSA policy!!

    76. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      we're being oppressed!

    77. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      Bloody peasant.

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    78. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by NoSig · · Score: 1

      The argument being made is that there could be beneficial effects of the TSA that can never be measured, and because they can never be measured, no one can know that we are not in fact benefiting from those effects. My problem with this kind of argument is that it applies to anything. If this is a valid form of argumentation, then I can claim that I may be responsible for single-handedly fighting terror by getting a driver's license (or indeed by any action at all that I take or don't take). You can highly suspect that that is not the case, but you can never actually prove that no one has been deterred from performing terror because they are afraid I'll run them over. It doesn't matter if it makes sense - you can't prove I'm wrong (because it's impossible for anyone to ever prove that I'm wrong), therefore you have to take my argument seriously. Fortunately, that's not the way it works, and that is why citing unknowable beneficial effects without any corroborating evidence is not a valid argument.

    79. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by smellotron · · Score: 1

      We may be arguing in agreement here... The original argument I read was that because the beneficial effects of the TSA weren't visible, they didn't exist. I'm not saying they exist. I'm saying there is a possibility that they exist. Claiming that no benefits exist as a matter of fact is just as logically incorrect as claiming that they do exist due to the lack of observed attacks.

    80. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by NoSig · · Score: 1

      The idea is that we should proceed as if they didn't exist because they are unknowable (as opposed to just unknown) - otherwise I'd be sitting in the corner in fear of the invisible murderer that may be looking to kill me when I get out of the corner. This can be summed up as "they don't exist" because the consequence is the same, in fact you can argue that "X doesn't exist" is equivalent to "X is unknowable" because you can't ever really know that something doesn't exist, so if you are going to allow that unknowables may exist and we should draw consequences from that fact, then you can never truthfully utter the words "X does not exist" for any X at all.

    81. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by thomst · · Score: 1

      Doubtless there are good cops and even good teachers for that matter, but they are few and far between.

      And your source for this assertion is what?

      Oh. Fresh and steaming, I see.

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    82. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      or there are other forces at play.

      Yes, specificity that the threat is a massive exaggeration. Even all of the attacks in europe over the last decade can be counted on the fingers of one hand. The underwear bomber didn't even have an extra $100 for a ticket to Chicago instead of Detroit.

      Rather than apply basic reasoning to the known facts you postulate a massive undertaking based on a lack of facts. You might as well believe that flying spaghetti monster is out there saving us from terrorist attacks.

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    83. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

      Just like we spent hundreds of billions of dollars on NASA to fake the moon-landing and keep the Soviets guessing.

      Uh, WTF! At least you didn't bring up Nazis or something else similarly off topic.

      During the 1990's, we had several terrorist attacks, foreign being World Trade Center 1, a few embassies, the USS Cole. And we can't forget McVeigh for domestic. Since 2002, what has happened within our borders, allies since 2008?

      Since DHS can't keep drugs or illegal immigrants out, I doubt that DHS is keeping terrorists out. So, we have a history of attacks, then none. Why?

      With regard to the village idiots caught, by passengers not DHS/TSA (shoe bomber, underwear bomber), I think someone has a sick/poetic sense of humor. Imagine, Al Queda sends some fool to light his shoes, who fails and gets thumped by the passengers. TSA reacts by scanning shoes. That's right, gotta take off you shoes to board a plane now. Then there's the scare about "binary liquid explosive", so no more hair gel in your bags, bottled water, whatever. Then, we have a fool who can't light his shorts, leading us to freedom fondles or full body scans that don't do shit. Somewhere someone is laughing his ass off at our stupidity. Wait until the exploding silicon implant scare comes up (breast or buttock).

      None of that nonsense has anything to do with an analyst identifying a possible threat, someone verifying it, and someone else eliminating it; none of which involves a politician. If you are in IT, consider the difference between marketing or HR and development or QA.

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    84. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Experience.

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    85. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Now that I read your comment again it appears to me that you are in fact a turdtard. Let 'turdtard' be introduced to the lexicon of idiocy forthwith.

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    86. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      During the 1990's, we had several terrorist attacks, foreign being World Trade Center 1, a few embassies, the USS Cole. And we can't forget McVeigh for domestic. Since 2002, what has happened within our borders, allies since 2008?

      Are you seriously saying that a handful of events is the basis for a valid statistical conclusion? 3 significant domestic terrorist attacks in 20+ years isn't even in the noise. Even foreign attacks don't rise to the level from which you can draw a sound conclusion. Don't confuse severity with frequency.

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    87. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by kbolino · · Score: 1

      That certainly could be; I've already indicated that I don't take what the government says about terrorism at face value. Ultimately, it's of little real concern to me what is actually true. Either you are right, and thus there is no real threat, or I am right, and any real threat is stopped long before it matures. Regardless, I am not going to lose any sleep over the matter. Being awake at 5:30am is purely coincidental.

    88. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, it's of little real concern to me what is actually true.

      Other than it being a multi-trillion dollar drain on the US economy, yeah it doesn't really matter.

      Either you are right, and thus there is no real threat, or I am right, and any real threat is stopped long before it matures.

      And gambling is always 50/50 odds, either you win or you lose.

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    89. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by kbolino · · Score: 1

      If this discussion had a point anymore, I would continue it. Alas, it does not.

    90. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this discussion had a point anymore, I would continue it. Alas, it does not.

      Lol, might as well stamp your foot and say "Fine!"

    91. Re:the TSA's purpose is not stopping terrorists... by cycleflight · · Score: 1

      Really more of an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

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  2. So ... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

    So all I need to do to get felt up by a guy who's clearly as unhappy about it as I am is to bitch about the lines at the airport and how poorly the TSA's uniforms fit? Where do I sign up again?

    1. Re:So ... by king_grumpy · · Score: 2

      Pick the line with cutest guy, *then* complain ;)

    2. Re:So ... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      "Hey officer, wouldn't your hands like to feel all over a nice, sensual terrorist!?"

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    3. Re:So ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      That's only helpful for the 10% or so of people who are gay. As a straight guy, I'd rather have the least attractive guy doing the pat down. At least someone less attractive then myself. That way, it's him that can feel bad about themselves, not me.

      I choose the body scanners, but they are annoying. I'm not too worried about the radiation, but they are slower then metal detectors. They require you to take off your belt, watch, boarding pass etc, when I can normally get through a metal detector with those still on. But worse is thinking about how there is now one more person in the world who knows how "inadequate" you are in certain proportions. It doesn't matter if that person doesn't know who you are, it still makes YOU think about it and feel bad about yourself.

    4. Re:So ... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't bother. Those guys rarely call the next day.

    5. Re:So ... by DanielSmedegaardBuus · · Score: 0

      That's only helpful for the 10% or so of people who are gay. As a straight guy, I'd rather have the least attractive guy doing the pat down. At least someone less attractive then myself. That way, it's him that can feel bad about themselves, not me.

      I choose the body scanners, but they are annoying. I'm not too worried about the radiation, but they are slower then metal detectors. They require you to take off your belt, watch, boarding pass etc, when I can normally get through a metal detector with those still on. But worse is thinking about how there is now one more person in the world who knows how "inadequate" you are in certain proportions. It doesn't matter if that person doesn't know who you are, it still makes YOU think about it and feel bad about yourself.

      So... Not being gay, you choose the "least attractive guy" so that the more attractive guys don't know "how inadequate you are in certain proportions"?

      Hmmmm...

    6. Re:So ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only helpful for the 10% or so of people who are gay.

      Or the > 50% of the population who are women. Minus the gay ones, of coarse.

      As a straight guy, I'd rather have the least attractive guy doing the pat down.

      If you're really straight, it shouldn't matter to you. If you find yourself uncomfortable because you find the guy too attractive... that might be a clue that you are bi or gay.

    7. Re:So ... by Stargoat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Patriots opt out.

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    8. Re:So ... by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Funny

          You know, soft moaning like you're enjoying the experience, and asking them to do redo particular parts works very well too. It's not a "complaint", but it'll weird them out enough to not want to touch you ever again.

          I'm very straight, so it's hard to fake it, but apparently I do well enough.

          Mmmm.. oh ya.. right there. do it again.. faster.. oohh... What are you doing after work, I fly back at 10pm..

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    9. Re:So ... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Umm.. he chose the body scanners. I don't think he's worried about people seeing how inadequate he is.

      He said he he would do it so the guard or agent would feel bad about himself.

    10. Re:So ... by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wait you need to bitch about the guy to get felt up? I though that you get felt up unless you follow their very specific guidlines:

      - Don't look TSA agents in the eye
      - Don't talk to TSA agents
      - Don't slouch or walk too upright
      - Don't have a beard
      - Don't be cleanly shaven
      - Don't breath deeply or sigh
      - Don't let your heartrate exceed 70bpm

      And pray to god that dime in your pocket doesn't set off the metal detector or it's straight into the room with the rubber glove for you.

    11. Re:So ... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      you know, if you coupled that with a tiny hose and rubber reservoir full of warm milk to let loose with a "load" into his face near the end, with a groan.....

    12. Re:So ... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      "Hey officer, wouldn't your hands like to feel all over a nice, sensual terrorist!?"

      Intimate you're a terrorist like that, and he'll be required to put his hands inside you in a private room. Just you, him, and his coworker for backup in case you like it rough.

    13. Re:So ... by Z00L00K · · Score: 2

      No different from being in a prison then - except that in a prison the guards don't give a crap if your heartrate exceeds 70bpm.

      And there is nothing to stop the terrorists from sending in a few decoy people that has a very annoying behavior just to numb the minds of the TSA people. In a chaotic situation it's a lot easier to slip under the radar.

      One person complaining loudly about the scan/pat-down, another messing up the metal detector by acting very distracted a third with a weird bag that gives suspect shadows on the X-ray, a fourth that has a bag that "accidentally" leaks some sticky substance into the X-ray machine. Add a person as clumsy as Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther films and you will get all agents distracted for several minutes while the queues builds up with stressed people.

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    14. Re:So ... by kbolino · · Score: 1

      Just make sure it's under 3 ounces.

    15. Re:So ... by cstacy · · Score: 1

          You know, soft moaning like you're enjoying the experience, and asking them to do redo particular parts works very well too. It's not a "complaint", but it'll weird them out enough to not want to touch you ever again.

          I'm very straight, so it's hard to fake it, but apparently I do well enough.

          Mmmm.. oh ya.. right there. do it again.. faster.. oohh... What are you doing after work, I fly back at 10pm..

      If you do this, you will be charged with several crimes.

    16. Re:So ... by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Might I suggest Béchamel sauce for texture?

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    17. Re:So ... by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Lovin' Spoonful

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    18. Re:So ... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Please clarify that. I'm not aware of any civil or criminal offenses that could be committed by that action. In no way does it threaten the agent nor their procedures. Now saying "don't touch my junk", and/or refusal to follow instructions of the agent can have civil or criminal results.

          Are you extracting that assumption from your posterior orifice? Or do you just watch too much FoxNews?

          Blind obedience is the idea. Sorry, I'm not blind nor obedient. But I do put up with many things to achieve a goal, such as getting from point A to point B via the fastest commercial carrier. Aircraft almost always beats car, bus, or train. I also sit through absolutely boring meetings at the request of other executives, and follow the company dress code (no shorts, and no heavy metal band T-shirts in meetings with customers. Damn, they ask for so much from me).

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  3. Yep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One could assume from this that the TSA is here to teach us to not talk back to the Authority, rather than to actually catch terrorists.

    1. Re:Yep... by vldragon · · Score: 1

      That would assume that TSA is acually an authority in something...

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    2. Re:Yep... by Calydor · · Score: 0

      They are an authority in whether you're going on your trip or not.

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    3. Re:Yep... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2

      They are an authority in whether you're going on your trip or not.

      Yes, but being in authority is not the same as being an authority.

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    4. Re:Yep... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They are an authority in whether you're going on your trip or not.

      Authority without responsibility, like so many of the "warriors" in "war on terror" and the "war on drugs."

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    5. Re:Yep... by Caradoc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you ask a TSA employee, their job is not catching terrorists. Their job is preventing "dangerous items" from getting onto an aircraft. The problem is that if that really is their job, they're horrifically bad at it. They've missed box cutters, knives, a brick of primers for handloading, multiple handguns, Jamie Hyneman's 12" razor blades, and assorted other items I'd consider far more threatening than the leather bookmarks and silver cake servers they've been confiscating and fining people for. They're awfully quick to claim "success" when they find someone with a doobie tucked into their shorts, though. My guess is that their publicly stated mission of "Transportation Safety" has taken a back seat to their new unstated mission of "drug interdictment." Additionally, looking at pure statistics, in any interaction between the TSA and a single passenger it is almost infinitely more likely that the TSA employee is a thief, rapist, kidnapper, or bully than that the passenger is an actual terrorist bent on mayhem during the flight. They don't actually contribute measurably to "transportation safety." So why should we put up with their theatre?

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    6. Re:Yep... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Not really. I used to do exactly what they are looking for in order to sneak alcohol into concerts and such.

      You would line up, show them your tickets and go through several chutes before you were actually in the concert. They would warn you about bringing outside alcohol or weapons in at the first stop and give a quick pat down while asking you to lift your shirt up enough so they could see your belt line. The second stop along the way was to validate your ticket. Then there was a hallway of consession stands to sell you beer or Tshirts or whatever then you were in the concert.

      I would go to the first stop drinking a beer, sometimes with another in my hand, they would tell me I had to chug it or toss it or go back to the end of the line. I would smart off about freedom and how they were fascists and so on, then chug it while they rolled their eyes as if to indicate how much of an ass I was, I would grab the other out of my pocket and chug it until they seemed upset then left throwing the empties into the trash can before blowing past and onto the next station. I could tuck several pints of whiskey into my belt line and conceal them all the way into the show.

      Say whatever you want about the TSA guards, but they are probably doing the right thing here. Even if it's for the wrong reasons.

    7. Re:Yep... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Anyone that has had an even cursory look into human nature would have noticed that the people that are most likely to bitch are some of the ones that are least likely to do anything about it. Either they are not in a position to do so; or, they still have faith the system works (for them). And, the only reason it has failed them so far is because people are either not properly informed, or have been misguided. It's something like: The men you've got by the balls scream the loudest when you clench your fists.

      There are also a few that just like bitching because they are attention whores and love the spotlight, positive or negative. They won't do much usually because being a victim gives them more shit to whine about to grab attention with.

      Frequently, these people will actually attack people that attempt to make a change to the system outside the rules. Allowing such subversives to act takes away the loud-mouth's security blankets of "I am going about this the right way." and "If I just try hard enough, long enough, this will work." The drama queens do not want to lose their supply of indignation to whine about. And, in fact, it presents an excellent opportunity to both vent their rage and prove their loyalty to the system as they see it.

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      Any sufficiently advanced influence is indistinguishable from control.
    8. Re:Yep... by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      No. They are tools of those that have -- and want to show that they have -- authority.

      --
      MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
    9. Re:Yep... by drooling-dog · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In case any of us hadn't noticed, all of this authoritarian war-on-terrorism crap is taking place at a time when the rights and economic well-being of everyone in the middle class on down is under attack. It doesn't require a big stretch of the imagination to realize that this may all be in anticipation of the civil unrest and disobedience that often accompanies this kind of class warfare from above.

    10. Re:Yep... by vgerclover · · Score: 1

      So why should we put up with their theatre?

      Because it makes money to somebody. I never said it was a reason you'd like.

    11. Re:Yep... by artor3 · · Score: 1

      So why should we put up with their theatre?

      Because it makes money to somebody.

      I never said it was a reason you'd like.

      Bingo. I don't even want to know how much we taxpayers got soaked for on those idiotic x-ray machines.

    12. Re:Yep... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I would add to that list of missed items half a dozen 3" magnum 12 gauge shells, and on another occasion 5 steel cased 7.62x54R rifle rounds as I had forgotten those in my coat pockets after hunting and then flown a few weeks later.

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      Time to offend someone
  4. It's the same circular reasoning as: by Dutchmaan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're not guilty then you won't have anything to hide. ( which, ironically, I think we should apply generously to politicians/corporations )

    1. Re:It's the same circular reasoning as: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're not guilty then you won't have anything to hide.

      ... and since I have nothing to hide, you have no need to search me/my belongings.

      Their logic works against them every time. That's why the TSA won't try to reason with you; they'll just go straight to detaining you.

    2. Re:It's the same circular reasoning as: by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      Ah, but if you believe in, and use the sociolegal concepts of privacy you CAN'T have NOTHING to hide whatsoever, since privacy is a form of concealment.

      --
      If you believe in privacy, and believe you have "nothing to hide" at the same time, you're a goddammed idiot
    3. Re:It's the same circular reasoning as: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same with breathalyser tests in most states. If you decline taking one, your license can revoked/suspended and jail time. Not exactly the same, but a similar vein just guilty because you don't want Mr. Friendly"Authority"Person sticking their nose in your opinions/business.

    4. Re:It's the same circular reasoning as: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure.. If you are not guilty - can I have you SSN, Bank details, including PINs, Credit Card Numbers. Well you are not guilty are you?

    5. Re:It's the same circular reasoning as: by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Not exactly the same? It's not even remotely similar.

      I'm not sure why you think operating a heavy, fast and consequently potentially lethal vehicle on roads that other people are using is nobody else's business. Are you drunk, perhaps?

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    6. Re:It's the same circular reasoning as: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which, ironically, I think we should apply generously to politicians/corporations

      In addition, politicians should make minimum wage, because they think that's enough to live off of. If they don't want the job because of the pay, then they're in the wrong business, the position of politician offers the opportunity to influence and change, that's the attraction, not the pay. We don't want greedy opportunists in that position, right?

  5. Obvious Fact........ by pro151 · · Score: 1

    TSA is an agency of the United States Government. If you can't make the connection I will draw you a picture. :o)

    1. Re:Obvious Fact........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TSA is an agency of the United States Government. If you can't make the connection I will draw you a picture. :o)

      So... the "connection" is that the US Government controls the TSA? I... um... guess that's a major breakthrough? One nobody ever realized before? One certainly deserving of a clown nose smiley?

      The hell are you smoking, kid?

    2. Re:Obvious Fact........ by Dutchmaan · · Score: 2, Informative

      TSA is an agency of the United States Government. If you can't make the connection I will draw you a picture. :o)

      Glenn?!

  6. Orwell's 1984 was prophecy by FudRucker · · Score: 3, Funny

    War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength...

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    Politics is Treachery, Religion is Brainwashing
    1. Re:Orwell's 1984 was prophecy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some animals are more equal than others...

      Oops, wrong book... but you know what I mean.

    2. Re:Orwell's 1984 was prophecy by d6 · · Score: 1

      While we're tacking on book references Lederer's 'Nation of Sheep' is worth reading.

      You're getting the government you deserve, by and large.

  7. Who'd a thunk it! by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

    Poke the tiger with a stick, and you get bitten.

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    Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
    1. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Tiger yes. a "government of the people, by the people, for the people" no.

      See, you're giving the government more power than it deserves. But alas, we get the government we deserve.

      --
      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    2. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Ignore the tiger, and you get eaten.

    3. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on bro, I've got tiger blood. ...Three ounces of it, in a one-quart plastic bag, separated from my carry on.

    4. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 2

      Shoot the tiger from 500 yards away with a scope sighted 30-06 and you have no tiger, and maybe a few good steaks.

      --
      I still cannot find the droids I am looking for...
    5. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by sumdumass · · Score: 2

      You realize that "government of the people, by the people, for the people" didn't even come around until 100 years after the country was founded and it was in a speech commemorating the dead in a battle during the civil war right? You know, the war where one side was fighting to remove themselves from the ruling of the federal government who wasn't listening to them and the other side was fighting to keep them under control of it?

      It's no wonder that one liners get so much attention, but I don't think it means what you think it means in the correct context.

    6. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by snspdaarf · · Score: 0

      I'm not advocating giving the government anything. If you wouldn't mouth off to the cop who pulls you over, why would you mouth off to some TSA agent who has similar power to detain you? That's not the place to try and change the system. Long before 9/11 happened I was called back to the ticket counter to open a bag on occasion, and once even stopped and questioned by a US Marshal and a DEA agent. Each time I stayed calm, answered their questions, and each time I got an apology for taking up my time, and I went on my way. I think TSA checkpoints will mostly catch the dumb guys, and create targets outside the secure areas. But, getting pissy about anything involving air travel is not going to help move you along.

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      Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
    7. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by element-o.p. · · Score: 2

      So we should just bend over and take it -- just so we can move along as quickly as possible? I'm not criticizing you if that's your choice, but, well, I'm not wired that way...

      --
      MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
    8. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by DocHoncho · · Score: 2

      You mean the brave patriots who were selflessly fighting the Federal Tyrants on the basis of things like the infamous Cornerstone Speech?? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornerstone_Speech

      Ya, those Federal bastards wouldn't listen to them as they whined and moaned that their evil, inefficient "economic system" should not continue to be expanded. Oh those poor, poor patriots. They wanted their grand Southern Aristocratic Republic, built upon the backs of slavery. Not that we didn't build our own aristocracy of financial pirates, but trying to call a bunch of slave owning, backwards looking racists "Patriots" is a stretch, to say the least.

      So lets go and lynch some niggers! Long Live the CSA!

      --
      Celebrity worship is a poor substitute for Deity worship and costs more to boot.
    9. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Ya, those Federal bastards wouldn't listen to them as they whined and moaned that their evil, inefficient "economic system" should not continue to be expanded. Oh those poor, poor patriots. They wanted their grand Southern Aristocratic Republic, built upon the backs of slavery. Not that we didn't build our own aristocracy of financial pirates, but trying to call a bunch of slave owning, backwards looking racists "Patriots" is a stretch, to say the least.

      I guess you shouldn't have called them patriots then. I certainly didn't.

      I pointed out that there was irony in using that quote as it's never meant what people make it mean today. They pretend it something to do with the foundation of the country as if its how the county is supposed to be or something when the reality is that it was said in the middle of a civil war where people seceded from the union because the federal government was ignoring their will.

      If you somehow think that makes me a racist or think I supported slavery, its indicative of something more seriously screwed up with you then me.

    10. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by russotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not advocating giving the government anything. If you wouldn't mouth off to the cop who pulls you over, why would you mouth off to some TSA agent who has similar power to detain you?

      Your premise is false, therefore your rhetorical question without meaning.

      That's not the place to try and change the system.

      That's the cry of someone who wants the system kept as it is. The "official" mechanisms for changing the system don't work; they exist because they don't work. The system is stable, and one of the means by which it achieves that stability is by diverting those who would change it into ineffective paths. One of the other means, of course, is the cruder method of imprisoning or killing those who would change it.

      Long before 9/11 happened I was called back to the ticket counter to open a bag on occasion, and once even stopped and questioned by a US Marshal and a DEA agent. Each time I stayed calm, answered their questions, and each time I got an apology for taking up my time, and I went on my way.

      And what did all this politeness and tolerance get you? Right... more onerous searches and greater restrictions.

    11. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by DocHoncho · · Score: 1

      I never meant to imply you were a racist yourself, but glossing over the fact that the federal government was ignoring the South's "Will" to expand slavery and continue to build their economy on that evil institution is ignorant.

      Furthermore, framing the subject in terms of "the government was ignoring their will," is almost always used to attempt to create sympathy with the "aggrieved party." Except in this case the grievance was motivated purely by hatred and sadism.

      If you don't want to seem like you're supporting slavery, quit giving the slavers the benefit of the doubt!

      --
      Celebrity worship is a poor substitute for Deity worship and costs more to boot.
    12. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I never meant to imply you were a racist yourself, but glossing over the fact that the federal government was ignoring the South's "Will" to expand slavery and continue to build their economy on that evil institution is ignorant.

      It's not ignorance, it's completely irrelevant. I wasn't making a point about the validity of their cause, I was making a point about the division of the country for the reasons opposite as implied in the statement.

      Furthermore, framing the subject in terms of "the government was ignoring their will," is almost always used to attempt to create sympathy with the "aggrieved party." Except in this case the grievance was motivated purely by hatred and sadism.

      Well, you said it right there, almost. Almost means not always so take my word for it, I didn't do that. This is the second time I have tried to explain this so go away.

      If you don't want to seem like you're supporting slavery, quit giving the slavers the benefit of the doubt!

      Or better yet, how about you just take what was written for what the fuck was written and not imply your own personal thoughts to it and assuming something entirely different was said. I find it's often easier to understand someone and their point when you don't read into it with something that exists largely only in your own head. If I was wanting to comment on slavery or why the union was divided, I would have. It's really that simple.

    13. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Tigers lives in the forest, not on the plains, you won't see the tiger until it's five meters away.

      --
      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
    14. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      Typical /. response. Your premise is equally false. Official mechanisms do work, most of the time. They may take more time than some would wish, and the outcome may not be one hundred percent what one desires, but by and large they do work. Of course, effort has to be put into changing things. Are you working within the system to effect changes, or just wringing your hands and ripping your clothes on ./?

      What my politeness got me was a quick resolution to a case of mistaken identity. Oh, sure, I could have been a dick, refused to answer any questions, and made remarks about Gestapo, but it would not have changed any laws, policies, or procedures. I was not frisked, I was not handcuffed, I was not taken to a small room somewhere. I was asked questions for a couple of minutes, which is exactly what people here advocate instead of a TSA probulator for security. Make up your mind which one you want.

      --
      Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
    15. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      except when being searched is MANDATORY, then the tables are turned and YOU are INCONVENIENCING THEM for not making being searched go quickly enough.... the handful of times I've traveled got more nasty looks from not being quick enough to unload my swag into the plastic containers... even though I tried to keep it simple. Like other posters have said, it's becoming "suspicious" to be upset about hauling all your carefully packed shit out for display... and "suspicious" to react to other people wanting you to hurry up.

    16. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by russotto · · Score: 1

      Typical /. response. Your premise is equally false. Official mechanisms do work, most of the time. They may take more time than some would wish, and the outcome may not be one hundred percent what one desires, but by and large they do work.

      Sure they do. If by "they may take more time than some would wish", you mean "you'll be dead by the time you see any results" and by "the outcome may not be one hundred percent what one desires" you mean "the outcome may be the opposite of one desires", then they "work"

      Of course, effort has to be put into changing things. Are you working within the system to effect changes, or just wringing your hands and ripping your clothes on ./?

      Again, the cry of one who supports the status quo.

      Oh, sure, I could have been a dick, refused to answer any questions, and made remarks about Gestapo, but it would not have changed any laws, policies, or procedures.

      Maybe not. Or maybe the policy is to tighten the screws until enough people scream, in which every case of polite acquiescence results in further erosion of liberty.

    17. Re:Who'd a thunk it! by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      Still waiting to hear how you are going to effect changes...

      --
      Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
  8. Watch this documentary!!! by ticketswapz · · Score: 5, Informative

    Please Remove Your Shoes In this documentary, it shows the agreement between the FAA and airlines industries to put security at a low priority while getting passengers on planes as quickly as possible was the highest priority. A "red team" agent who audits security put a bomb in a suitcase, threw clothes on it and put a water bottle on top of the clothes. The screener detected the bag, opened it up, confiscated the water bottle and allowed the bag to go through. TSA agents complained because he "thought outside the box" and invalidated the test because it was "unfair" to their procedures on how to audit security. This documentary is from ex/current TSA, FAA, and air marshal agents. Did you know the TSA was more interested in having an air marshal dress code than actually "blending in" on the plane? The guy in a suit and tie sitting on the plane to Hawaii was a dead giveaway when everyone else was dressed appropriately.

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    1. Re:Watch this documentary!!! by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Interesting

          Actually, I've had the pleasure of sitting by a few air marshals. It didn't come up in conversation, but when they're using a government issued computer, and looking at training photos, or reading documents that have a security clearance, it becomes more obvious. And ya, the sports coat and ankle holster are dead giveaways.

          Hmmm.. Thinking about it, half the time I dress for business. Those trips, I'm getting off the plane and then to a meeting of some sort. When dressed like that, I'm treated very well and expedited through the line. t-shirt and jeans usually gets me a secondary screening.

          I guess a crew cut and business dress clothes are a dead giveaway that I'm an agent of some sort.

          I was doing some traveling with a coworker for a while. I started to play a game with him. It was "watch their behavior" game. Dress clothes? No problem. Casual clothes, problems. I only wore casual when we had plenty of time for the flight, as it'd add about 15 minutes for me at the checkpoint. Hey, for every minute they're harassing me, that's another minute they aren't harassing someone else. I can deal with verbal abuse, obtuse questioning, and a bit of molestation. If you close your eyes, it's like being at a massage parlor, except without the happy ending.

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      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    2. Re:Watch this documentary!!! by penguinchris · · Score: 2

      I went to Thailand for about two months last summer. I was just off a 36-hour flight (including a long layover) so I looked terrible, and I was wearing casual clothes. That, combined with that I apparently didn't have a good reason for going there according to them (I was just on vacation after finishing school and told them as such; I don't drink, use drugs or use prostitutes, I'm about the cleanest person possible coming off the plane from Thailand but they don't know that...) meant I was sent to secondary screening with a rude guy who hand-searched every little thing I had, which caused me to miss my connecting flight.

      I went again later the same year. I had the same type of visa to Thailand, and was there for a similar amount of time both times. I said essentially the same thing to the first customs person both times (I again didn't really have a "good reason") - I never lied or even exaggerated. Only difference was what I was wearing and whether I was clean-shaven or not. I wore a nice sports jacket, and shaved in the bathroom during my layover in Abu Dhabi. I was pretty much just waved through customs.

    3. Re:Watch this documentary!!! by herojig · · Score: 1

      As a frequent flyer to Tland, I'd say that was odd. Either you said something in a way they found offensive or dangerous, or it was just routine. With that said, the Thia equivalent of the TSA is very professional, and follow whatever guidelines they have to the letter. I've never seen them pat down a crying six-year old however, and plenty of skanky looking tourists pass thru unheeded everyday.

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      I think therefore I can't be ~TTNH
    4. Re:Watch this documentary!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      reading documents that have a security clearance

      Anyone reading a document which requires "security clearance" on a laptop, on an airplane, and in view of someone else -- wouldn't have security clearance very long.
      It's far more likely a contractor/consultant and the "security clearance" refers to the company's own filing procedure.

    5. Re:Watch this documentary!!! by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Not by the DoD sticker on the laptop, and the obvious DoD markings on the top of the document. That's all I caught at a glance. I really didn't care. Worst case, someone misbehaves on the plane, and I'm in the seat by the only guy with a gun and badge. I'm ok with that. :) At least now I know there'll be 2 guys kicking the ass of anyone misbehaving. I'm not above smashing my laptop over the head of someone who wants to do something that may risk my life, or putting those well trained hand-to-hand combat techniques into use. I've flown a lot, and haven't needed to ever, which I'm even happier about. The worst I've had is kids around 4 or 5 years old playing peek-a-boo over the seat. That goes old after the first hour, but hey, when the flight is done, I never have to see them again. :)

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      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    6. Re:Watch this documentary!!! by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      I think he was talking about his return flight, a la:

      I'm about the cleanest person possible coming off the plane from Thailand but they don't know that.

  9. Well duh? by SomePgmr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Interestingly enough, some experts say terrorists are much more likely to avoid confrontations with authorities, saying an al-Qaeda training manual instructs members to blend in.

    This seems like the most obvious flaw in reasoning, and probably didn't require expert research to predict. What nefarious character is going to draw attention to themselves when trying to get away with something evil? This didn't stand out as a "duh" to the folks crafting this list? That scares me too... assuming the goal of these criteria was to catch the bad guys, of course.

    1. Re:Well duh? by rbollinger · · Score: 2

      Actually, consider how magic tricks are pulled off. Through distraction. If you intentionally draw attention to something, you can oftentimes slip something else by unnoticed. Not, that I think this is the reasoning the TSA used.

    2. Re:Well duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What nefarious character is going to draw attention to themselves when trying to get away with something evil?

      Oh, don't worry. They have a "profile" for that too. It's just so they can pick off anyone they don't like.

    3. Re:Well duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much distraction it takes for a bunch of TSA Airport Security Screeners to miss a handgun five times out of five with their shiny new toy.

    4. Re:Well duh? by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If I was an alleged terrorist (and for the record, I'M NOT) the alleged terrorist would get a job at the airport as baggage handler, or as a someone who services the planes. Then the alleged terrorist would put a bomb in some luggage, or some C4 into soda cans or something and get them on the plane - the alleged terrorist wouldn't try to get through security, unless his plan was to blow up the security checkpoint, which would also be good from a terror perspective. Then they can move the security check points outside the terminal, then those get blown up. Then move them off property and check all the people before allowing them in to the airport, then car bomb gets that.

      The worst thing we ever did was change our behavior and way of life after the hijackings in the 70's and obviously after 9/11. We showed the people who would do such things that we will modify our behavior in a predicable fashion based on their actions - a very bad idea. We are now in a reactive posture. The thing that's even worse is listening to the morons who travel talk about how the "security" measures make them feel safe. Really? I have a tiger repelling rock I'd like to sell you...

      I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. government will lead the American people in — and the West in general — into an unbearable hell and a choking life.

      The preceding is a real quote, many of you know who said it, but if not, Google it...

      And for the record, fuck the TSA. By all means, investigate me. I have the ACLU's phone number right here ready to go... I've said as much directly to my congressman and senators

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      I still cannot find the droids I am looking for...
    5. Re:Well duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you catch the guy doing the distracting and while you are distracted the one going to do the deed gets away....

    6. Re:Well duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was an alleged terrorist

      Oh, you very well might be an alleged terrorist. You might not even know it.

    7. Re:Well duh? by westlake · · Score: 1

      What nefarious character is going to draw attention to themselves when trying to get away with something evil?

      The problem with the geek is that he assumes people will behave rationally under stress.

      The pro will keep his emotions in check.

      The amateur. The nut case. You just don't know.

    8. Re:Well duh? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      What nefarious character is going to draw attention to themselves when trying to get away with something evil?

      It's actually one of the oldest con's in the book. I have done it many times in order to sneak alcohol into concerts. It's called misdirection where you make them focus on something else so they miss the important stuff.

      It's used by many even without knowing. Ever get in a fight as a kid and claim it was because he was talking bad about your mom? Even when he wasn't? How can you parent be upset with you for striking out against someone who was bad mouthing them right. Forget that you just assaulted someone and the law or school officials had to get involved. Pay attention to me sticking up for mom.

      Ever see in the movies when the good guys want to sneak in somewhere and do something not really good to the bad guys? They use what in order to get it, a distraction. Yep, they employ misdirection too.

      Even if it isn't obvious to you, it's a common stunt used to pull something over on people. The TSA is actually doing something right here.

    9. Re:Well duh? by geobeck · · Score: 1

      What nefarious character is going to draw attention to themselves when trying to get away with something evil?

      Possibly one of the nefarious characters who show up on "America's Dumbest Crooks" or similar shows. According to news reports after the first World Trade Center bombing (1993 or 1994, I think - Ryder truck in the basement, no significant structural damage), the bomber tried to get his deposit back on the rental truck the next day--and used his real name to rent the truck.

      The people who run terrorist organizations may be careful planners, but the people who they send into oblivion aren't always the sharpest scissors in the checked baggage.

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    10. Re:Well duh? by SomePgmr · · Score: 1

      Maybe someone else whining about the TSA. Not the terrorist. Calling attention to yourself about the security screenings while trying to smuggle something through the security screenings is not misdirection. That's just... direction. No?

    11. Re:Well duh? by digitig · · Score: 2

      If I was an alleged terrorist (and for the record, I'M NOT) the alleged terrorist would get a job at the airport as baggage handler, or as a someone who services the planes. Then the alleged terrorist would put a bomb in some luggage, or some C4 into soda cans or something and get them on the plane - the alleged terrorist wouldn't try to get through security, unless his plan was to blow up the security checkpoint, which would also be good from a terror perspective.

      I work a lot at airports, and the security for staff can be tougher than the security for passengers (although the lines tend to be shorter). It's a real pain in the backside when you really do have to take tools through.

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    12. Re:Well duh? by sumdumass · · Score: 0

      It's misdirection. You attempt to get them to focus on one loud wrong while them miss the real and quiet wrong.

      When I would do it to sneak alcohol into Rock/Metal concerts, I would walk up to the gates with a beer in a pocket, and an open beer in my hand. I would have pints of whiskey tucked into my belt line. I would bitch about the no alcohol being brought in policy, they would tell me I had to chug it or throw it away or leave. I would chug it, say a few words to irritate them, pull the other beer out and chug it, then slam the empty into the trash can and walk through without them checking me for weapons or concealed alcohol. I had them focus on the minor part, me holding the line up to complain about the policy and chug the beer, they completely got distracted and forgot to search me for the rest of the alcohol.

      Pickpockets do the same thing. You can normally feel your wallet being lifted from your pocket. So they stage a bump into you in which you feel them in front of you more then your wallet leaving your pocket. Your attention is misdirected from your wallet and to them.

    13. Re:Well duh? by richlv · · Score: 1

      rrrrrrrreally ?
      i've seen crew walk through without going through checks everybody else does. i've seen maintenance worker being waved through after metal detector beeped (he had some toolbox). i've seen some employee pull a trolley full with plastic bottles of some fluid and proceed to place them all on the scanner belt.

      sorry, i've never seen personnel being subjected to tougher checks. not that there would be anything useful in that anyway...

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    14. Re:Well duh? by digitig · · Score: 1

      Really. I've been personnel, and it's never been easy getting airside.

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    15. Re:Well duh? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I also have thought of many ways that terrorists can fuck with people and the system, and wonder why the terrorists keep trying the same trick over and over. That's not very smart. Perhaps fanaticism brings with it a preference for repetition and ritualistic killing patterns.

    16. Re:Well duh? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You could probably make a fortune on that rock if you sell it at the airport brookstone...

      "TSA protects you from Terrorists, but they're not looking for Tigers. With this new-age talisman, ..."

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    17. Re:Well duh? by JasperHW · · Score: 1

      And I can be out on the tarmac at JFK in 15 minutes. I quit working for an airline 5 years ago. Rigid security! Oh, you're just talking about walking through a PAX terminal security checkpoint being rigid? Who would try to get at the guts of an airport from there?

    18. Re:Well duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume terrorists are considered nefarious characters by those who created the TSA. Terrorists are enabling assets.

      Nefarious characters are those who do not comply and bow down to authority, those who speak up, those who dissent, those who confront the TSA and authorities.

    19. Re:Well duh? by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      It's also fair to point out that some of the biggest attacks ever to take place on our airlines (for example, the three 9/11 attacks attacks) didn't involve any explosives or contraband substances that would have been picked up by TSA tactics.

      It's also fair to point out that the biggest attack in the UK in recent years (7th July 2005) was on non-airline infrastructure, just as you point out (buses and Underground trains), as were all of the incidents related to The Troubles in Northern Ireland, ETA bombings in Spain, the 2008 Mumbai attacks, and most other terrorist attacks that come to mind.

      Actually, short of the Lockerbie bombing, I can't think of a single successful terrorist involving a bomb on a plane. I'm sure there are others, but I just can't lay any to mind.

    20. Re:Well duh? by metacell · · Score: 1

      They have a flawed incentive system... if you get killed trying to blow something up, you get into heaven!

    21. Re:Well duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    22. Re:Well duh? by digitig · · Score: 1

      Well, getting onto the tarmac has been the only times I've looked directly down the business end of a loaded rifle, something the passengers didn't face. Maybe we take these things more seriously in the UK (and I admit that wasn't at all airports.

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    23. Re:Well duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the FBI watchlist club! Here's your complimentary under-vehicle GPS tracking device!

    24. Re:Well duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've ever been on a plane since 2001, you are an alleged terrorist.

    25. Re:Well duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now why would a prospective terrorist want to get a job as a baggage handler or a mechanic, when in the interest of promoting terror, all that's needed is to employed...by the TSA?

    26. Re:Well duh? by aintnostranger · · Score: 2

      — and the West in general — into an unbearable hell and a choking life.

      The good news is that at some western countries we have become *very* skeptical of the whole "national security" circus. I live in a south american country where we had a very polite speaking dictatorship which dissappeared people with total impunity in their day. Thousands kidnapped and killed for all kinds of "reasons". 30 years later, we've thrown most of the participants in jail, and any kind of "security trumps X" talk makes politicians look pretty bad. To us here, what's happening in the US is pretty bizarre. Back in the day we used to look at the kinds of freedoms the US had with admiration. We were told of those freedoms and of the soviet police state by hollywood movies. Remember "The hunt for red october"? The big dream the submarine XO had of travelling from state to state with no papers? That's long gone. And then, a few days ago, the local news channells here were showing a six-year old being patted down by the TSA. It's sad the US lost its moral authority. I'm just glad we are not going to be taken down again in whatever "national security" policy it practices.

    27. Re:Well duh? by sjames · · Score: 1

      And it still works. Two terrorists with absolutely nothing incriminating on them raise a stink during the screening. Then the quiet and moderately respectful terrorist sails through while they devote all their attention to two people who had the audacity to suggest that Big Brother might be half a hair short of absolute perfection.

    28. Re:Well duh? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It's hard to have buddies when you're dead.

  10. Backward thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Obviously the terrorists are not going to waste time complaining about airport security. They are about to blow themselves up, fer chrissakes -- do you think they want to spend their last hours on Earth complaining about getting their toothpaste confiscated?

    Besides, if you give increased scrutiny to people who engage in certain behaviors, that means you give less scrutiny to those who don't. The terrorists are smart enough to figure this out. Better to scrutinize everyone equally, so they can't get through by acting in un-terrorist-like ways.

    1. Re:Backward thinking by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      but the point is they will be "properly dressed" and have a few plants in the line in full "scary arab" garb changing Koran and drawing attention. While those guys miss their flight (which is about to be blown up!) the well behaved guys with nothing visibly wrong sail right through. We still haven't addressed the basic fact that the 9/11 terrorists would have passed all of TODAY'S strict TSA screenings... they bribed low-paid food tray and cleaning staff to leave a few extra box cutters where they could find them.

      The TSA has not actually addressed the Social Engineering part of terrorism. The current system of long lines and getting in your face is perfect for social engineers to get anything they want through while the TSA is taking away the candy they just gave that baby behind them. The only thing it's creating is a bunch of angry AMERICAN CITIZEN travelers... and like another poster said, maybe that is the entire point... to get the sheep practiced at being walked through the gates while being stripped and prodded.

  11. The real terrorists. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Who are the real terrorists? I'm not sure about you, but I'm almost afraid to fly.

    As for "rights" ... you don't have any "rights" when it comes to the TSA.

    1. Re:The real terrorists. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have personally been terrorized by a Middle-Eastern radical (threatened to be killed at work). I am still more afraid of the TSA... (Posted anonymously so I don't end up on the list...

    2. Re:The real terrorists. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2

      I have personally been terrorized by a Middle-Eastern radical (threatened to be killed at work). I am still more afraid of the TSA... (Posted anonymously so I don't end up on the list...

      Just tell him, "it works both ways, Bucko. And I hit what I shoot at."

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    3. Re:The real terrorists. by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't fly any longer, because I'm almost certain that I'd get picked for screening and I refuse to submit to the machine or a manual search, and I would assert my 4th amendment rights if they attempted such and probably end up in jail for doing so. The fucking bastards.

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    4. Re:The real terrorists. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is where we need to focus. TSA is designed as security theater to make people feel safe flying, because that helps the airlines profit. People need to make it clear that TSA is discouraging people from flying, then the airlines will demand more reasonable procedures.

    5. Re:The real terrorists. by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      You and me both. My wife is still pissed at me because I told I won't take the family to Hawaii this year. She'll get over it...or not. But if I go to the airport, I've got a reasonable expectation that I'll end up in jail.

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    6. Re:The real terrorists. by Stone2065 · · Score: 1

      You can always tell her that you can take a cruise instead... I don't THINK they have the TSA BS to go through to get on a ship, especially one NOT registered to the US... just a thought. PS: I gave up flying a while ago. If I need to cross country, and don't think my current vehicle can do it, or I just don't want the miles on it, I rent a car... all in all, about the same price or less, compared to the insane ticket prices, plus luggage, etc., and the feeling of flying in a bus, (no food service? When the hell did THAT become a smart idea?) not a commercial aircraft.

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      Stone
    7. Re:The real terrorists. by metacell · · Score: 2

      Have you considered emigrating? It's easy to get a work permit here in Sweden if someone wants to employ you, and after five or ten years (don't remember exactly) it's easy to be naturalised and get a citizenship. We can always use more competent people.

    8. Re:The real terrorists. by Stone2065 · · Score: 1

      ...don't tempt me...

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      Stone
  12. Misguided Rules by cobrausn · · Score: 1

    So if you RTFA, you'll notice that the '20th Hijacker' (Mohammed al-Qahtani) was caught because the TSA agent became suspicious (for whatever reason, probably profiling if I had my guess), asked why he didn't have a return flight ticket, and the hijacker became very angry and confrontational about it.

    Ten years later, getting angry about security is now on the list of things to look out for. From a pencil-pusher's standpoint it seems an almost reasonable thing to add to the list, but I still don't like it.

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    1. Re:Misguided Rules by sangreal66 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The TSA did not exist on 9/11. Mohammed al-Qahtani was turned away by immigration after his flight landed in the US. He was chosen for Secondary inspection because he didn't fill out the paperwork properly. He was denied admission for a long list of suspicious activity ($2800 cash, no hotel, no return ticket, multiple stories, etc) in addition to being "creepy." That case really doesn't have much in common with what the TSA is attempting to do. That is also CBP's job. They are tasked with undesirable people out of the United States. When the TSA does their job (keeping weapons, explosives, and incendiaries off airplanes), it does not matter who boards an aircraft.

      The AAPD asked numerous questions concerning the case. I explained that apart from not having a return ticket and possibly not having sufficient funds, the subject appeared to be malafide. I further explained to the AAPD that when the subject looked at me, I felt a bone chilling cold effect. The bottom line is, “He gave me the creeps”.

      Full Testimony: http://www.9-11commission.gov/hearings/hearing7/witness_melendez.htm

    2. Re:Misguided Rules by Courageous · · Score: 2

      Anything that cannot be separated from revenge-by-cop is something that I question in the utmost terms.

      I.e., if it resembles someone complaining about the IRS and then getting audited, I call it a likely government abuse, no matter the "justification".

      C//

    3. Re:Misguided Rules by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      There was no TSA on Sept. 11 2001. How can you debate something you are so clueless about.

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  13. TSA investigates complainers... by ackthpt · · Score: 2

    >_>

    Well, this is certainly the finest pat-down, X-Ray scan, cavity search and bowl of hot grits down the shorts I've ever experienced at SFO! I feel like flying every week!

    Terror Alert Elevated from Plaid to Paisley

    nab scuffle throw-down hammer-lock vulcan-death-grip

    Ahhh, nooooooo! I was sincere! Really!

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  14. Actively harmful... by ssuchter · · Score: 1

    Having such an easily game-able criteria (boisterous people get more investigation) yields more success rate for those who don't want to get investigate. The al-Qaeda training manual suggesting blending in is an obvious reaction - while the security spends more time on some class, they have less time to spend on the class the terrorist can put themselves into. (Quiet and blending in.) Thus, this actively (slightly) increases the chance the terrorist can achieve their goals.

  15. First post by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    X not intended to be a factual statement.

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  16. No Suprise by hduff · · Score: 1

    Does this report honestly surprise anybody?

    You have idiot politicians supervising idiot bureaucrats who supervise idiot workers carrying out idiot policies upon idiot people who accept it without question. Anybody who does question it is a real threat to the idiots who are only smart enough to protect their own jobs, not the country.

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    1. Re:No Suprise by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Does this report honestly surprise anybody?

      You have idiot politicians supervising idiot bureaucrats who supervise idiot workers carrying out idiot policies upon idiot people who accept it without question. Anybody who does question it is a real threat to the idiots who are only smart enough to protect their own jobs, not the country.

      Those idiot politicians fly more often than you, unless you are an airline pilot.

      The bureaucrats do what they are ordered, no more, no less.

      The people are effectively cattle. When they moo the politicians look to see which way they are facing, pass something and go back into their huddles.

      Want better, more effective security? Replace bureaucrats with imaginative professionals, then back them when they make their inevitable goof - they're human, after all - because if they get sacked then it's back to bureaucrats.

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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  17. Opinion by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    The TSA is positively Orwellian. They behave as if they are playing out lines from 1984

    1. Re:Opinion by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Yeah, wait till they drop a rat down your shorts to sniff for explosives.

    2. Re:Opinion by sangreal66 · · Score: 1

      You should check out their propaganda blog

    3. Re:Opinion by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Blogger Bob refused to print my last comment, at least as of the last time I checked.

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  18. Facecrime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength...

    Wrong quote.

    "Facecrime: An indication that a person is guilty of thoughtcrime based on their facial expression."

    The article isn't about surveillance, it's about BDOs and SPOT agents on the lookout for facecriminals.

    "It was terribly dangerous to let your thoughts wander when you were in any public place or within range of a telescreen. The smallest thing could give you away. A nervous tic, an unconscious look of anxiety, a habit of muttering to yourself, anything that carried with it the suggestion of abnormality, of having something to hide. In any case, to wear an improper expression on your face, was itself a punishable offense. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime"

    If the Orwell's getting tired, I'd settle for a quote from the other design document on which TSA is based.

    "Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy, Citizen?"
    - Paranoia XP, the post-9/11 revision of the classic 80s role-playing game.

    I'm not so paranoid that I'm reluctant to post this as an AC, but I am paranoid enough that I didn't want to use the acronym for "role-playing-game."

  19. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... ... ... its a lot like that!

  20. Blend in, duh by pz · · Score: 2

    Interestingly enough, some experts say terrorists are much more likely to avoid confrontations with authorities, saying an al-Qaeda training manual instructs members to blend in."

    No kidding. As someone trying to evade detection in a crowd I could (a) do something that draws attention, or (b) try to be as unremarkable as possible and take steps to make any interaction dull and quickly forgotten. The first is more likely to bring the authorities my way, and the second is less likely. So ... let's see ... I'm going to ... wait, wait, don't tell me ... I'll pick ... um ...

    (Warning, this post contains high concentrations of sarcasm. Use with appropriate caution.)

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    1. Re:Blend in, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the solution to not get into problems with the TSA, is to... act like a terrorist? ;)

    2. Re:Blend in, duh by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      They would be noticed more doing the later. Normal people are not evasive for the large part (b).

      Normal people do get angry and upset when they think they are being wronged, but they don't often get confrontational with government employees. Therefore, doing something along those lines would make them appear to be more normal. Doing something above those lines can bring attention to them, but as long as they do just enough to appear normal, they can slide by. When you are faking outrage, it's easy to go overboard and be noticed.

      You can sit in almost any mall and watch this. some people are just asses and will go overboard. But one of the first things a shoplifter does when he thinks he is caught is pretend to be outraged. One of the first things that keys security into watching a potential shoplifter is their attempts to be evasive and unnoticed. The people who fit in the middle, they can get away with it until something else happens for them to be noticed.

    3. Re:Blend in, duh by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      the game is to be in groups. One person with nothing going on stays away from the rest of the group so you're not seen together. THEY get in line by you and THEY cause problems, but have absolutely no connection and nothing actually bad on their person. somebody who's honestly angry is almost always honestly angry... OR they're the DISTRACTION.

      Like the mom on a routine flight that wanted to take breast milk. She followed all of the rules they would tell her until she finally had to file a formal complaint... then they played the "we can change the rules game". If I was looking for an opportunity to smuggle something, that would be it. Be the NEXT passenger in line when you KNOW the agent is going to pick on her. While all the staff and passengers were watching HER they weren't watching what they should have been.... she was a regular flier on that route, and the agent had a PERSONAL agenda to pick on her... THAT is the kind of weakness that "bad guys" exploit.

      Frankly, if we really wanted airline security, we'd go back to more tiered system of airports. Certain airports would ONLY be international and completely separate. Other cross country airports would be only for big airlines and have no "consumer" parking... you'd fly in from another small regional airport. Security and bomb scanners would be constant... rather than the dog and pony show, the passenger shouldn't KNOW where the scanners are. You have to take a page from Disney's book about keeping people MOVING so they don't know their waiting. Our airports were designed essentially as large public malls, a place to hang out for business and meet, greet, have dinner, etc.

  21. To be fair by brit74 · · Score: 0

    To be fair, if you really were a terrorist carrying something (a knife or gun or bomb), I think you'd complain, too. Just like people carrying drugs in their cars might suddenly get angry and combative with police about being pulled over "for no good reason". I suppose the relevant question is: are there too many false positives (caused by ordinary passengers getting legitimately angry over an overzealous TSA) to be of much value. Certainly, if the police were pulling people over all the time to search their car, they'd start getting a lot more false positives (i.e. people complaining about being illegitimately pulled over so the police can rummage through their stuff and make them late).

    1. Re:To be fair by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just like people carrying drugs in their cars might suddenly get angry and combative with police about being pulled over "for no good reason".

      Who told you that nonsense?
      They don't. The people moving drugs use rental cars, since the car can get seized, and they tend to do the speed limit or right around it. If they get a ticket they are as nice as possible, no reason to want to attract attention. Your average methhead does not of course fit the description I gave, but that is because he is a moron meth user not someone moving large amount of drugs for profit.

      Or SO I HEARD.

    2. Re:To be fair by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just like people carrying drugs in their cars might suddenly get angry and combative with police about being pulled over "for no good reason".

      Huh? If you ask my cop friends, this almost never happens. Usually the confrontational people are the ones with nothing to hide, and they know it. The ones with drugs in their trunk are always very reasonable, in the hopes they'll get to 'go on their way.'

    3. Re:To be fair by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Smugglers who complain, are resistive, or combative are the ones who get caught. The guy who can smile and say "no sir, nothing wrong here" with 50 kilos of heroin in the trunk of his car is the successful smuggler that you never know about. ... and no, I don't have 50 kilos of heroin in the trunk of my car. I can't afford that kind of quantity. :)

         

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  22. Complaining IS blending in by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Everybody I know who flies complains about the TSA.

    So the TSA investigates everybody? Now we're back to the same absurdity as "everybody does something embarassing on FaceBook, so don't hire anybody".

    Oh nevermind. Keep on with the taxpayer funded elephant repellant...

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    1. Re:Complaining IS blending in by espiesp · · Score: 2

      Good one but in truth virtually nobody complains at the actual checkpoint, to TSA people. I fly a lot more than most people, generally at least twice a month. My experience is in general everybody falls in line, does what they are told and gets the hell out of there as fast as possible. Rare is the case when somebody is outwardly angry. Even people who have to dump out entire bags of over 3.4oz size toiletries do so with a smile and only complain once they've made it through.

      So yes, somebody who is bitching and moaning is going to stick out.

    2. Re:Complaining IS blending in by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Now we're back to the same absurdity as "everybody does something embarassing on FaceBook, so don't hire anybody".

      Actually, it's "Everybody does something embarrassing on Facebook, so let's use that as an excuse so we can disqualify US applicants and offshore these positions"

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      Any insufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.
  23. This is America by NovaHorizon · · Score: 2

    This is the United States of America. Anyone who doesn't complain about even the slightest inconvenience obviously is not from here. So why would they check the people who do complain when that's the American way?

    1. Re:This is America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you are not from this earth, because complaining is universal, and the same is said in my country when complaining at whatever the government (we are a democracy) does, "Everyone from here but complains, this is the capital of complaints, give em some good will".

      And seriously, our government does some crazy stuff like huge spending on millions ART during an world financial crisis where we are having huge cutbacks.

  24. Goatse alert by NovaHorizon · · Score: 1

    since the troll won't give a NSFW label.

  25. Those who grope a 9 year old kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cannot have right to complain about their complainers.

    in no world country, they grope 9 year olds at the airports. period. only in usa.

    1. Re:Those who grope a 9 year old kid by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      cannot have right to complain about their complainers.

      in no world country, they grope 9 year olds at the airports. period. only in usa.

      You're absolutely right. In certain other countries, they don't grope those nine-year-olds ... they beat them, rape them, and sell them into slavery.

      What's your point again?.

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    2. Re:Those who grope a 9 year old kid by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      The fact that there exist people more evil than TSA does not make TSA good.

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  26. in soviet Russia by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Complaining got you send to gulag.

  27. Re:expert research by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Sure it does 'cause no one believes amateurs right?
    All the experts have to do is look at what the amateurs are doing and replicate what works but with their aura of authority.

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  28. Interesting Statistics on CNN by jasonwc · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to CNN, the TSA is actually more ineffective than I initially thought:

    False Positives-

    Members of Congress also expressed concern about the number of "false positives" -- people flagged for additional screening that resulted in nothing being found. For every person correctly identified as a "high risk" traveler by (the behavior detection officers), 86 were misidentified, Willis said. At random screening, for every person correctly identified, 794 were misidentified.

    Effectiveness at detecting terrorists-

    Experts agree that the fact that there is an extremely small number of terrorists makes it hard to evaluate the effectiveness of behavioral observation programs. The Accountability Office said it looked at 23 occasions in which 16 individuals -- people later charged with terrorism-related activities -- passed through high-threat airports. None is known to have been identified. But it is not known if the behavior detection officers were working at the time, the agency said.

    So, in the best case scenario, for every person ultimately charged with a crime (not necessarily convicted) 86 are misidentified. And that is using "trained" behavioral analysts. Most TSA searches are random, which results in one charge for every 794 false positives. Note also that nearly 40% of the charges are immigration related. Most of the rest are probably drug related.

    The TSA can't point to a single incident where its random searches or behavioral analysis actually has prevented a terrorist attack. Despite their utter failure, the TSA plans to spend another $1.2 billion over the course of five years on behavior analysis techniques.

    Source: http://www.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/04/15/tsa.screeners.complain/index.html?hpt=C1

    1. Re:Interesting Statistics on CNN by jasonwc · · Score: 1

      Just to be clear, the paragraphs starting with "Members of Congress" and "Experts agree" are direct quotations from CNN. The remainder of the post contains my opinion. Sorry for any confusion.

    2. Re:Interesting Statistics on CNN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, in the best case scenario, for every person ultimately charged with a crime (not necessarily convicted) 86 are misidentified. And that is using "trained" behavioral analysts. Most TSA searches are random, which results in one charge for every 794 false positives.

      Isn't that a great success? That means that the behavior screening is 923% better than the random search!!1!

    3. Re:Interesting Statistics on CNN by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      It's worth it for the link. That's...disturbing. Very, very disturbing.

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    4. Re:Interesting Statistics on CNN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you do not understand that the numbers that your are quoting actually state that the behavior detectives are doing a good job.

      According to your quoted numbers, random chance of catching bad guy is 1 in 795. Assuming same statistics, now with behavior detection chance goes to 1 in 87 people. That is 10x improvement. They can now catch about 10 bad guys per 800, as opposed to just one. Of course there will be many false alarms (false positives): you choose a threshold for suspecting some one that is set very low because you want to have extremely low missed detections, that is you want to catch all the bad guys.

      The fact that they did not catch the bad guys at this step only points that they should stop more people, not less, or have a multi stage approach, maybe like the Israelis do

      If you have ever done a recognition/detection system which has multiple stage/cascades or knew how AdaBoost works, you would understand why their approach makes mathematical and statistical sense. This has nothing to do with common sense, and everything to do with statistics.

    5. Re:Interesting Statistics on CNN by Mt._Honkey · · Score: 1

      At random screening, for every person correctly identified, 794 were misidentified.

      So 1 out of 794 people is a threat to aircraft security?

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    6. Re:Interesting Statistics on CNN by jasonwc · · Score: 1

      No, 1 of 794 people identified were ultimately arrested of SOME crime, but not necessarily convicted. The article states that 40% of the arrests were immigration related, and a great deal more were drug related. Thus, the real number of false positives is actually much higher if you are only including legitimate threats to security.

    7. Re:Interesting Statistics on CNN by metacell · · Score: 1

      I can't spek for the GP, but isn't the point that the security measures haven't prevented any actual terrorist attacks, regardless of how many illegal immigrants, drug smugglers and "suspicious" people it has caught?

      The security measures are very costly (both in terms of budget and the time they cost for the airline passengers), so costly that they have to be justified by the threat of terrorism. If they are only good for catching a few illegal immigrants and drug smugglers, is it really worth it?

    8. Re:Interesting Statistics on CNN by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Maybe you've heard of these marvelous new doodads /. has implemented called quote tags.

      Then again, maybe not.

  29. This is why profiling is so stupid by PuckSR · · Score: 1

    Whatever you start looking for in a criminal via profiling will cause criminals to start acting differently....

    If you start pulling aside people who complain, then you will get terrorists who don't complain.
    You start pulling aside Middle-Eastern men of a certain age group? They find a Jamaican to attack you(this actually happened)
    You start looking for recent immigrants? They find people who are native citizens
    You start searching luggage? They send bombs via UPS

    Notice a pattern?

    How about we start more diligently searching for the following characteristics:
    1) Explosives
    2) Weapons
    3) Trying to bring non-allowed items on to a plane
    4) Nervous(perhaps because they are trying to do something illegal and murderous)

    1. Re:This is why profiling is so stupid by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      1) unlikely and pain in the ass to catch since lots of stuff sets off the detectors.
      2) define weapon? I bet I could kill a man with a pen if I wanted.
      3) how you plan on finding those?
      4) or maybe I am nervous because I hate having the TSA hassle me.

      The reality is terrorism is such an edge case we would do better by spending all this money on fixing our roads. We would save many times as many lives per million dollars spent.

    2. Re:This is why profiling is so stupid by mrxak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1) Use smarter screeners. We don't need better scanners or more of them, just screeners able to stay alert and recognize a problem.
      2) Anything that can take down a plane (aka the pilots). As far as I'm concerned, as soon as they secured the doors, a 9/11 style attack is no longer possible (and nobody's tried it again). Killing a few passengers doesn't matter because other passengers will react quickly now to defend themselves.
      3) As long as it can't blow up the plane or kill the pilots, it shouldn't be on the list anyway.
      4) There's a difference between irritation and nervousness. The former is a typical reaction associated with normal travelers, the latter is an atypical reaction associated with terrorists and criminals.

      We shouldn't be worried about anything getting on a plane unless it can hijack the plane or cause parts of it to rain down in little pieces. Anything else can be just as effective as a terrorist act anywhere else on the ground. We've secured cockpit doors to prevent hijackings. Now the terrorists are more interested in explosives. They've used new methods pretty much each time, and we've only been playing catch-up. What's the one common factor in all of them? Passengers reacted quickly and put a stop to it. Personally I don't mind if there's a guy on my plane who tries to light his shoe on fire, as long as flight attendants and other passengers react quickly when they see him try. So for goodness sake, let me keep my shoes on in the security checkpoint.

      And let's not forget, if the terrorists are smart enough to make it to a security checkpoint without detection already, they're smart enough to get through the security checkpoint without being stopped. TSA should be our last line of defense, not our only line of defense.

    3. Re:This is why profiling is so stupid by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      Decent terrorists and criminals are not going to be nervous, they will take drugs to ensure that if needed.

      These are edge cases not worth wasting money on. The only real security is what you said, locked doors and a plane full of folks who will not tolerate such bullshit.

    4. Re:This is why profiling is so stupid by burne · · Score: 1

      2) define weapon? I bet I could kill a man with a pen if I wanted.

      Newsflash: you could kill a man without if you wanted just as well. Some basic knowledge about human anatomy will suffice.

    5. Re:This is why profiling is so stupid by Caradoc · · Score: 1

      Use smarter screeners. We don't need better scanners or more of them, just screeners able to stay alert and recognize a problem.

      You're not going to find those by putting "Help Wanted" ads on the tops of pizza boxes.

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    6. Re:This is why profiling is so stupid by geobeck · · Score: 1

      4) Nervous(perhaps because they are trying to do something illegal and murderous)

      Lots of people are nervous flyers, and their apprehension starts to build as soon as they get to the airport. Profiling based on appearance (tough-looking guys who appear nervous, for example) doesn't work, either. A fear of flying is just as likely to affect a tough 35-year-old biker type as it is a frail 92-year-old lady.

      What's more, if they decide nervous-looking passengers with a middle-eastern appearance are worth extra attention, that would probably be almost all of them. Anyone who looks remotely middle eastern probably feels like everyone in a uniform, every security camera, and half the Caucasian-American passengers are staring at them.

      Behavioral profiling is an inexact science in the best situations; in a huge, hectic place like an airport, it's like playing roulette (but without the calming C-major chimes from the nearby slots).

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    7. Re:This is why profiling is so stupid by mrxak · · Score: 1

      Yeah, drugs are a problem. Usage of those can sometimes be detected as well. You're right though. Ultimately this is a waste of resources, and the only real security already exists. The government is reactionary, and it's theater. Regular citizens are the ones who repeatedly stop attempted attacks, from somebody noticing a smoking SUV in Times Square to somebody tackling a guy on a plane trying to blow up his shoe. Unfortunately, there is public outrage over these incidents and politicians make a bit deal out of what the government will do to prevent further failed attacks.

    8. Re:This is why profiling is so stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joe Pesci made a tough guy cry like a little girl in the movie Casino. His weapon at the time was a pen.

    9. Re:This is why profiling is so stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4) There's a difference between irritation and nervousness. The former is a typical reaction associated with normal travelers, the latter is an atypical reaction associated with terrorists and criminals.

      It's also a typical reaction associated with those who are nervous of being searched for other reasons, nervous of being in public, or nervous for a completely external reason that may have nothing to do with the airport.

      TSA should be our last line of defense

      It's just a shame that the TSA violates your rights to give what I believe are imbeciles a false sense of security. Their methods are overshadowed by increased security on the plane (as you mentioned). There is no need to violate people's rights by searching them or using useless, harmful scanners.

    10. Re:This is why profiling is so stupid by jd2112 · · Score: 2

      2) define weapon? I bet I could kill a man with a pen if I wanted.

      Well, it IS mightier than the sword...

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    11. Re:This is why profiling is so stupid by xenobyte · · Score: 1

      I much prefer background profiling only, as opposed to the rigorous checks they now perform on everybody. It would have caught all the 9/11 terrorists, something none of the methods in use today would.

      I take it personally when they check me, as should everybody else. If they want to check me, they're actively accusing me of being a terrorist and I cannot accept that. I demand an apology and the exact reason why I specifically should be checked. Arguing that they check everybody is equivalent to saying that everybody is a suspected terrorist and that is of course absurd. Of course people get annoyed when they are accused of being terrorists, and even more so when you have to subject to comical and invasive searches that you know have no purpose.

      Yes, the screenings are completely useless. They just hassle people as an act in their ridiculous security theater. Not only will the scanning miss countless types of dangerous materials (undetectable by the technology), but the scanners will miss most of the stuff it is supposed to detect anyway (75-80%). They just don't work. Oh, and the terrorists knows this.

      The TSA has only two purposes:

      1) To make people believe 'something is being done'. Stupidity for the stupid people.

      2) To pave the way for even more intrusive methods, both at airports and elsewhere. Soon you might be stopped on the road and subject to a TSA search because you might be carrying a bomb in the trunk... and you have to prove you're innocent because the TSA has 'strong indicators' that you are guilty. Welcome to the police state.

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    12. Re:This is why profiling is so stupid by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Good chance of the applicant being smarter than the current workforce though :P

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    13. Re:This is why profiling is so stupid by metacell · · Score: 1

      1) Use smarter screeners. We don't need better scanners or more of them, just screeners able to stay alert and recognize a problem.

      That's like saying we can solve our problems by only hiring intelligent police officers, or incorruptible civil servants. We can't change human nature, and the few people who are really fit for the job are unlikely to work for the pay we're prepared to give them.

  30. Utilizing My First Amendment Rights by ChasmCoder · · Score: 1

    I think the TSA is the most inefficient, invasive non-federal, federal, organization I have ever encountered this side of the rest of the government. I despise all things TSA. Do not get me wrong. Security is important, but this 'indicator' is BS and only intended to intimidate JOE Air Traveler from complaining about the Invasive Full Body Scan or Pat Down. Amongst The Plethora Of Other Issues One Encounters Whilst Trying To Travel. Any "Terrorist" worth their salt is going to know PRECISELY WHAT TO DO to NOT be detected. This pathetic excuse for Airport Security that is the TSA is not going to thwart any serious terrorist threat/plot. That is all.

  31. Unfortunately by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

    Nobody has suggested the TSA are really intelligent anyway. In face the last time I went through the metal detector my wallet set it off (I had 12 quarters in it). Put it through the scanner and the guy smiled saying "Wow dude, you have a lot of change!".

    I replied "How much do they pay you guys??"

    Seriously, 12 quarters is a lot of change? I guess at $14.95 an hour it must seem like a lot :-)

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    1. Re:Unfortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, 12 quarters is a lot of change. 50 pennies is also a lot of change. It's simply more coins than many people would regularly carry around. Did you really misinterpret his statement, or are you being intentionally pedantic?

    2. Re:Unfortunately by dave562 · · Score: 1

      If you think about it, twelve quarters is a lot of change. Anything more than a dollar in change is a lot of change. How much change do you get per transaction, on average? Maybe 30-60 cents? How many cash transactions do you do between your home and the airport? In this day and age, with most payments being done electronically, walking around with three dollars worth of quarters is strange, unless you're on the way to the laundromat.

    3. Re:Unfortunately by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Sorry dave, but I respectfully disagree.
      I have a few bucks in change in my wallet right now and I live in the Netherlands where we do pay most things with our bank cards.

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    4. Re:Unfortunately by kbolino · · Score: 1

      Unless the quarters are poisonous or explosive (unlikely scenarios), it doesn't really matter if carrying them is unusual. The TSA's job is to protect airplanes from threats carried onto them by passengers, not to act as a fourth-amendment-exempt general-purpose law enforcement agency.

    5. Re:Unfortunately by mikechant · · Score: 1

      Just checked, ignoring £1 and £2 coins I've got 10 x 20p, 2 x 10p and 4 x 5p, fairly typically except I'd usually have a few 1p/2p coins and maybe a 50p. So 12 quarters doesn't sound at all unusual to me.

    6. Re:Unfortunately by dave562 · · Score: 1

      You also have a wallet. If you have a wallet, that is a different idea than carrying it around in your pocket. A wallet is meant to handle change. A pocket on the other hand usually gets emptied out. Very few people will grab a handful of change at the beginning of the day and put it in their pocket. Change tends to accumulate in a pocket over the course of a day, and end up in some sort of container at the end of the day (change bowl, jar, etc)

    7. Re:Unfortunately by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Ah I missed that idea, there you have a valid point
      I love polite conversations :)

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    8. Re:Unfortunately by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      Just checked, ignoring £1 and £2 coins I've got 10 x 20p, 2 x 10p and 4 x 5p, fairly typically except I'd usually have a few 1p/2p coins and maybe a 50p. So 12 quarters doesn't sound at all unusual to me.

      Especially since those 12 quarters were in my wallet :-)

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  32. parent is goatse link (NSFW) n/t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  33. Oh no you stupid people... by Haedrian · · Score: 4, Funny

    "saying an al-Qaeda training manual instructs members to blend in."

    Why did you have to tell them that? Now they'll consider everyone blending in to be potential al-Qaeda terrorists.

    1. Re:Oh no you stupid people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, but then the TSA will have the proper, foolproof plan: scrutinize people who bitch about TSA procedures, _and_ scrutinize people who blend in (i.e. don't bitch about TSA procedures). Brilliant!

  34. I've already given up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At this point I have completely given up on the idea of ever flying on an airplane ever again.

    1. Re:I've already given up by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      No need to do that. Just drive to the nearest border, Canadian or Mexican and take your flight from there. I admit this works best if you live near one of the borders. USA, encouraging you to spend your money elsewhere more and more each day.

    2. Re:I've already given up by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Which means I'll have to have a passport if I ever want to visit the rest of my country again (I live in Alaska). Could be worse: if I lived in Hawaii, there aren't any borders to drive to.

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    3. Re:I've already given up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was selected for secondary screening in Mexico in a flight towards the US, and you can only get the full molestation package since the posing-for-the-perv one is still unavailable.

  35. al-Qaeda training manual by Kvasio · · Score: 1

    saying an al-Qaeda training manual instructs members to blend in

    Can I haz the ISBN?

    1. Re:al-Qaeda training manual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:al-Qaeda training manual by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      AC's link is a Rickroll

      9780767922623 is a book I've read about al-Qaeda; it's English translations of Arabic documents, more about al-Qaeda ideology/theology/propaganda than their tactical details. Haven't read much of anything about the latter topic.

      Heh, more of an on-topic reply than Mr. Astley

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  36. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first rule of TSA: Dont talk about TSA.
    The second rule of TSA....

    1. Re:Well... by Eudial · · Score: 1

      The first rule of TSA: Dont talk about TSA.
      The second rule of TSA....

      ... it will be less painful if you relax.

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  37. Re:Indeed.... by Chrutil · · Score: 1

    Can someone make a fucking goatse blocker firefox plugin please? This is pissing me off now.

  38. Re:The unanticipated side effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Though how many people get annoyed with the TSA screening then go on to cause a fuss later.

  39. TSA has completely missed the boat yet again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is by far the stupidest indicator they could use. The Real terrorists don't really want to bring attention to themselves, now do they. Exactly how dumb are these people?

    1. Re:TSA has completely missed the boat yet again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, let's see. Faced with a determined organization backed by some of the richest men in the world, the TSA defends us using workers who make less than the average American. So... pretty dumb to start.

  40. Opposite in criminal investigations by stimpleton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Interesting. I know first hand that detective instruction and manuals state that one should focus on those in an investigation that are overly compliant when searching for suspects.

    It is common sense anyway? When you cold call a neigborhood, those that have nothing to hide, invariably people are hostile to anything beyond "have you seen anyone suspicious out on the street."

    "Where were you on x date?" and things go rapidly downhill. Normal people get upset and start making a fuss.

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  41. Dear America: by neoevans · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1984 was not an instruction manual.

    Sincerely,

    The rest of the World.

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  42. The quiet, cooperative ones... by unil_1005 · · Score: 2

    ...who never cause any trouble: until they blow the place uP!

    That's how you can tell them from the Americans -- they always bitch.

  43. Like Chechneya... by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > Dissident speech instills terror in the minds of authority.

    Not for the most part. Mostly they just find it annoying and respond by being authoritarian because they're pissed off. When reporters report on torture in Chechneya by the local strongman, they get killed because they're a pain to him. Not because the guy who tortures people every day is somehow afraid of them. He *should* be afraid of them. But mostly he's pissed at them. And he runs the apparatus of the state. He's not afraid of them--at most he's afraid that his bosses will replace him if anybody cares about new public knowledge that Russia sponsors terrorism.

    Similarly (and obviously very differently, since most TSA employees are good people who are not actively torturing lots of innocent civilians, but similarly for the point about whether terror is inspired), TSA employees, like cops, are generally not terrified by dissident speech. They are annoyed by it because someone is making their day harder.

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    1. Re:Like Chechneya... by element-o.p. · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...since most TSA employees are good people...

      Well, you're entitled to your opinion, I guess. I just can't see how a "good person" could fondle people in an airport without puking.

      They are annoyed by it because someone is making their day harder.

      Cry me a river. I'm annoyed because even though I'd be one of the first ones up to defend an airliner from someone trying to blow it up, TSA wants to treat me -- and every other law-abiding citizen -- like one of the statistical anomalies who actually *does* want to bring down an airliner. That reaction is so far out of proportion to the scope of the problem that I'm continuously amazed that we are literally throwing billions of dollars at such a farce.

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    2. Re:Like Chechneya... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Cry me a river. I'm annoyed because even though I'd be one of the first ones up to defend an airliner from someone trying to blow it up, TSA wants to treat me -- and every other law-abiding citizen -- like one of the statistical anomalies who actually *does* want to bring down an airliner. That reaction is so far out of proportion to the scope of the problem that I'm continuously amazed that we are literally throwing billions of dollars at such a farce.

      They should have Groping and Non-Groping flights so people can choose the risk profile that they want.

      We have paper-or-plastic, smoking or non-smoking, etc. Why not a groping choice?

    3. Re:Like Chechneya... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      ...since most TSA employees are good people...

      Well, you're entitled to your opinion, I guess. I just can't see how a "good person" could fondle people in an airport without puking.

      Because they're getting paid for it, they have a mortgage, and their boss said it was okay? Read up about the Milgram experiment. It's how people work. You can deny that fact or you can accept it and take it into account when you figure out how to deal with people.

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    4. Re:Like Chechneya... by artor3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The outcome of the Milgram experiment doesn't mean that it's OK to do bad things. It simply shows that a disappointly large percentage of people are immoral and will do immoral things when told to. TSA agents groping little girls fall into that category.

    5. Re:Like Chechneya... by nadaou · · Score: 1

      I'm continuously amazed that we are literally throwing billions of dollars at such a farce.

      hint: follow the money.

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    6. Re:Like Chechneya... by Valen0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Stanford Prison Experiment would probably be more relevant to the TSA situation than Milgram's experiment. However, both are great examples of the failings of humanity in a scientific context.

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    7. Re:Like Chechneya... by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 0

      Well, you're entitled to your opinion, I guess. I just can't see how a "good person" could fondle people in an airport without puking.

      And I suppose you'll also claim "I don't know how surgeons can cut people open without puking" or "I don't know how people can sit in front of the computer all day without falling asleep."

      There are people who do jobs they probably don't like if they have to, and people often do it for what they believe is better for society as a whole. I'm sure cops don't enjoy going to shadier, more dangerous areas to investigate crimes, or enjoy having to try to subdue criminals, or investigate gory crime scenes...

    8. Re:Like Chechneya... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or buy a gun to protect yourself or your neighbors from potential threats in a liberal state and receive even worse treatment.

    9. Re:Like Chechneya... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      Actually, more importantly, it shows that a large percentage of _moral_ people will do immoral things, under the guise of or with the supervision of authority. They feel immune from guilt or compassion when they are told something is OK and do it, even if it disagrees with their own critical thinking. "I was just following orders!!"

      (I know, Godwin, etc, but someone already used the "N"azis word...)

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    10. Re:Like Chechneya... by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 2

      I must assume you believe in virtue ethics. For a deontologist, people who do immoral things are by definition immoral people.

    11. Re:Like Chechneya... by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      Cry me a river. I'm annoyed because even though I'd be one of the first ones up to defend an airliner from someone trying to blow it up, TSA wants to treat me -- and every other law-abiding citizen -- like one of the statistical anomalies who actually *does* want to bring down an airliner. That reaction is so far out of proportion to the scope of the problem that I'm continuously amazed that we are literally throwing billions of dollars at such a farce.

      They should have Groping and Non-Groping flights so people can choose the risk profile that they want.

      We have paper-or-plastic, smoking or non-smoking, etc. Why not a groping choice?

      I do all my groping cross-country these days.

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    12. Re:Like Chechneya... by metacell · · Score: 1

      Actually, more importantly, it shows that a large percentage of people we _consider to be moral_ will do immoral things, under the guise of or with the supervision of authority.

      There, fixed it for ya.

    13. Re:Like Chechneya... by Draek · · Score: 1

      Erm, no, for deontology there's no such thing as an inmoral action, only an inmoral intent. Therefore, if they believe they're doing their part to make the world a better place and we consider that idea itself desireable, they're good people even if they're in effect treating everyone else as a criminal. You probably meant consequentialism or utilitarianism, where people are judged based on their actions and actions are judged based on its consequences.

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    14. Re:Like Chechneya... by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Consequentilaism is the belief that the morality of an act is based on the results of the act.
      Deontology is the belief that the morality of an act is based on the nature of the act itself.
      Virtue ethics is the belief that the morality of an act is based on the nature of the person doing it.

      The idea of moral people doing immoral things is really only possible under virtue ethics because the other two don't really recognize a distinction between the moral nature of the actor and the moral nature of the act (although they disagree on how to determine the morality of a particular act).

    15. Re:Like Chechneya... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are annoyed by it because someone is making their day harder.

      As someone who spent over a decade working customer service jobs, I can sum up my response with "Cry me a Fucking River". The main differences between my jobs and theirs are that a) they get paid a lot more b) they get to shoot people who annoy them c) they are rewarded for pissing people off and acting like complete fucking pricks, instead of getting fired like I would.

      Don't like it, find another line of work, and might I suggest one that does NOT involve the daily groping of children's genitalia? People tend to become a little grumpy when some Ape with a B.O. problem tells them he needs to take their kids into a "private" room and fondle their crotches.

    16. Re:Like Chechneya... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Can we also get in line to be groped by cute female TSA agents? That would be great at least for the guys.

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    17. Re:Like Chechneya... by RadiantPhoenix · · Score: 1

      He said most of them, not all of them.

  44. Free Market Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't we let the free market take care of airline security?

    If you feel safer on CavitySearchAirlines, then strip down and get in line A.

    If you want the ultimate in convenience, get in line B for your flight on JetNoBagSearch.

    As long as the U.S. Military is required to shoot down all craft taken over by terrorists (no exceptions), I think everybody can choose the security solution that works best for them.

  45. The terrorist ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is the man telling you to be afraid.

  46. TSA is the greater evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The TSA has ALWAYS been about nothing more than taking away the liberty of law-abiding citizens and teaching them to subjugate themselves to the State. Their methods and actions are unconstitutional, irrational, and morally bankrupt. The only thing more pathetic than the TSA is the fact that so many citizens are willing to submit themselves to their illicit scrutiny and authority.

    Frankly, I'd rather take the risk of being killed by a religious extremist (chance extremely remote) than regularly groped, prodded, scanned, documented, or otherwise subjected to the TSA (100% chance for every flight). That makes the TSA a far GREATER EVIL than the terrorists.

    1. Re:TSA is the greater evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      really? in and of itself, the tsa procedures are fairly minimal; i would definitely take them for even a very small reduction in being killed.

      of course, i don't believe that they do even that; further, more nebulously, i don't think the TSA procedures are developed in a vacuum (although it's also silly to extrapolate out too much imho).

  47. I have a relative who's TSA by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2

    He's a TSA agent, airport annoyance specialist style.
    A relative by marriage, I hasten to point out.

    He's a fat lazy idiot and was incompetent at his other jobs. And he's now a TSA agent.

    I'm not saying these two things are related, necessarily.

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    1. Re:I have a relative who's TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, not that I want to pry or something, but why did you marry him?

  48. Don't cross wits with ME! by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Interestingly enough, some experts say terrorists are much more likely to avoid confrontations with authorities, saying an al-Qaeda training manual instructs members to blend in."

    Ah, but I know that you know that I know, so my cell is instructed to not blend in!

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  49. TSA V Oracle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who gets more /. love?

  50. Pedophiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, the TSA is what the Nazi SS would have been had they enlisted pedophiles.

    There, scrutinize me more.

  51. Is this that unreasonable though? by Gverig · · Score: 0

    So... first of- yes, TSA sucks, no, they are not helping, yes, I agree with most of what people commented.

    However, if we are looking at the indicator alone and from the standpoint of somebody who believes they are trying to make TSA searches work this rule might actually make sense. It's aimed at two things: triggering an alert against somebody who attempts to use social engineering to avoid search or hustling TSA agents into being less thorough and at forcing TSA agent that's being hustled to not give in to the feeling of "yeah, I really need this crap; screw it I'll search someone else" and still searching the dude.

    Now, I'm not saying this is effective or that it works or that Al Quaeda does not have copies of the same manual. I do think though that the rule itself could be well-intended and targeted at specific indicators that could otherwise indeed be exploited.

    BTW, I'm not saying it's actually effective, I'm just not sure it's sole purpose is to punish people complaining.

    1. Re:Is this that unreasonable though? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      triggering an alert against somebody who attempts to use social engineering to avoid search or hustling TSA agents into being less thorough and at forcing TSA agent that's being hustled to not give in to the feeling of "yeah, I really need this crap; screw it I'll search someone else"

      The problem is there's no evidence to suggest that any terrorist considers doing this. Perhaps a psychologist could be employed to establish likely behaviour, but my guess is that since belligerence is likely to cause the agent to notice you even without an official policy, a terrorist would try to blend in with the majority.

  52. Re:Lets start a campain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me tell you something, pal. What you're doing is you're teaching slashdot readers to recognise your goatse posts and ignore them. If you overdo it, you'll get what you're asking for: you'll be ignored. Even though you're annoying, we don't want you cutting your wrists or anything. If you want to be a successful troll, you should tone down your aggressiveness a little.

  53. Re:you surrendered your rights by witherstaff · · Score: 1
  54. Re:you surrendered your rights by element-o.p. · · Score: 2

    You haven't been paying attention, have you? TSA/DHS has also been investigating using the AIT technology on the effing STREET, too (source: epic.org -- look it up). For that matter, I can print whatever I want on the ticket to an event I host, but if I were to try to force people to submit to either an AIT scanner or "enhanced pat downs" you and I both know I'd end up in jail.

    Nice try, but go back to your high school civics class, kid.

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  55. Re:you surrendered your rights by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    its funded by public dollars and just as public as the streets.

    by printing something on paper, that alone does not make it correct interpretation of law.

    they also post 'no photos allowed' but that is a KNOWN falsehood and of course photos are 'allowed'. they make fear-mongering rules up all the times. does not make them completely legal.

    go ahead and add me to the fucking list for complaining. I stopped flying about a decade ago. my dollars are not going to help the airline industry or anything directly related. I vote with my dollars since my elected officials stopped voting for what was right.

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  56. We should start a movement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every single one of us that reads Slashdot should make a point of mentioning that "I, for one, welcome our TSA overlords," with a BSEG and a wink. Let's see how that goes over. Maybe they'll cavity search themselves.

  57. Mooning by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I mooned the TSA out of protest. But they just yawned and waved me through.

  58. TSA jobs by DragonWriter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you ask a TSA employee, their job is not catching terrorists. Their job is preventing "dangerous items" from getting onto an aircraft. The problem is that if that really is their job, they're horrifically bad at it.

    That's not their job.

    TSA was founded for several purposes:
    1. To shift the power over airport security to the federal government (several subpurposes to this -- among them shifting responsibility in the case of another failure, and creating a single point of influence for contractors to target.)
    2. To, simply by being created, be a visible act of "doing something", regardless of substantive effectiveness or lack thereof, in the immediate, wake of a major terrorist attack, and
    3. To condition the public to accept greater arbitrary intrusions on personal liberty.

    #2 was a short term goal and was probably reasonably successful (it was a political measure, and there were lots of others at the same time, so its pretty hard to isolate its effectiveness); #1 was obviously successful in general (and its subpurposes seem to have been achieved effectively). Despite some pushback over some measures, #3 seems to have been successful at least in the context in which TSA operates (though its less clear how successful it has been at conditioning the public to except more intrusion generally.)

    1. Re:TSA jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I guess that's why the Democrats got rid of the TSA as soon as they had the Presidency and congressional majorities? Damn, dude. You are fucking retarded. Enjoy blaming everything you don't like in your life on a political party.

    2. Re:TSA jobs by Caradoc · · Score: 1

      If you ask a TSA employee, their job is not catching terrorists. Their job is preventing "dangerous items" from getting onto an aircraft. The problem is that if that really is their job, they're horrifically bad at it.

      That's not their job.

      TSA was founded for several purposes: 1. To shift the power over airport security to the federal government (several subpurposes to this -- among them shifting responsibility in the case of another failure, and creating a single point of influence for contractors to target.)

      Don't confuse the direction of the Agency with the directives issued to their front-line morons.

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  59. Time travelling TSA agents by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    So if you RTFA, you'll notice that the '20th Hijacker' (Mohammed al-Qahtani) was caught because the TSA agent became suspicious (for whatever reason, probably profiling if I had my guess), asked why he didn't have a return flight ticket, and the hijacker became very angry and confrontational about it.

    How did the TSA send an agent back in time to before the TSA existed, and why would a time travelling TSA agent have been doing work that, even after the TSA existed, wasn't part of the TSA's job?

  60. I'm a bit more subversive... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 2

    Instead of the Million-dollar scanner, I choose to get the "pat down." I don't complain, in fact -- just the opposite.

    I'm not sure if I get on the security list or not, but my involuntary groans of pleasure, sure seem to BOTHER them a lot.

    Try going back through security, and if questioned, say, "I'm not sure if I was searched well enough the first time." Get some friends with torn clothing, and whisper to each other about your "favorite" inspector.

    Ask them if they are coming out with a "Hunks of TSA" calendar.

    If we don't let terrorists on the plane -- they'll just be blowing us up in the parking lot anyway. /sarcasm

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    1. Re:I'm a bit more subversive... by metacell · · Score: 1

      I laughed out loud for half a minute. Too bad I've run out of mod points!

    2. Re:I'm a bit more subversive... by cvtan · · Score: 1

      I always thought it made more sense to set off your bomb (not ME though) wherever you were in danger of being discovered. Why wait to get on the plane when there are lots of people standing next to unscreened terrorists? This means they would have to screen one person at a time in an isolated area and if you blew up the scanner, that's a million dollar loss. In the current system, they make you stand around in a crowd of unscreened people which creates the perfect target zone.
      Wait, there's a loud knock on my door. I'll just get that...

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  61. Criminals don't tend to make waves. by chrismcb · · Score: 2

    Someone I know is a drug runner. We were talking about some random stupid procedure somewhere (it might have been TSA I don't remember) I was telling him how I give them as hard of a time as possible. He told me that I can do that because I have nothing to fear as I am squeaky clean. Meanwhile he doesn't want to be noticed. Even when he isn't running. So he stays as quiet as possible, and tries to fly under the radar. The guy complaining the most is most likely not a criminal, he is just being pissed off because he is being treated like one.

  62. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy!

  63. "Blending In" is the behavior they want to alter by grungy · · Score: 2

    The TSA surely realizes that actual trouble-makers will want to blend in. Therefore they want to alter *everyone's* behavior so that people are as submissive as possible. The obvious strategy is not to alter the behavior of the terrorists directly, but to make regular law-abiding citizens act *all the same, all the time, with total submission to authority.* That way, in order to "blend in" as any true trouble maker would want to do, the trouble-makers will have to be as cowed as everyone else. This is an obvious example of law enforcement wanting everyone to give up legitimate rights and submit unquestioningly to authority in order to force criminals to come in line with that obsequious standard.

  64. The first rule of the TSA is... by mysidia · · Score: 1

    You don't talk about the TSA.

    The second rule of the TSA is.... you don't talk about the TSA.

    ...

  65. Your Beloved President ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Barak-O-Vision, aka Barak Hussian Obama, aka Barry -- the former symbol, has through executive order suspended:

    1. The First Ammendment and the rest of the the Bill of Rights of the United States of America Constitution.

    2. Habeas Corpus.

    3. Miranda Rights.

    What a wonderful shithead. Do you love Obama-Nation? Do you want Obama-Nation to fuck you? Do you dream of sucking Obama-Nations dick ... it is for the good of the country?

    4. In the near future Obama-Nation will suspend .... Citizenship! All you crackers is milktoast! Obama-Nation gona burn you honkey. Heda cumin. Heda man. You dick suckers aint da man. Obama-Nation da man! Obama-Nation gona kill you honkey.

    Obama-Nation is the New Race. The new Master Race. The Killer Race. Obama-Nation, dat da cause. Dat da beauty. Malcom-X gona stick you in da back honkey. We da cumin. We da cumin 4 u.

    1. Re:Your Beloved President ... by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Please take your medicine again, these rants are if no use to anybody.

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  66. Really expensive toys. by twebb72 · · Score: 1

    They have to justify the massive budget for no results in return.. And how does the TSA do that? Piss off the clientele. I don't see this working long term.

    But who cares -- Mission Accomplished! *high five*

    1. Re:Really expensive toys. by kbolino · · Score: 1

      Au contraire, members of Congress enjoy special exemption from screening rules.

  67. Rickroll by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    a link to Never Gonna Give You Up on Amazon MP3 - nice little variation on the Rickroll, there...

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  68. Customer Service by ms1234 · · Score: 1

    They are just following up on customer service as any other company would do.

  69. Probable Cause by Froeschle · · Score: 2

    I have had problems with the concept of "probable cause" for several years now since I was in a car with a friend who was stopped for going about 10 Mph over the speed limit. When the police officer asked if my friend would mind if they searched his car he politely stated "You may not search my car without probable cause or a search warrant". The officer then called for "backup" and 3 other police cars then showed up and we were promptly detained there at the side of the road for 4 1/2 hours until they could obtain a search warrant: so much for the 4th amendment. At the end of it all after searching the car they let us go with an $80 fine for speeding. I suppose the cop could have said there was "probable cause" because we were speeding and that we could have been fleeing the scene of a crime but even that would have been tenuous at best. I wonder why police don't use such an argument at all traffic stops whenever they want to search a vehicle? All it would take is a convoluted Latin expression to justify the concept.

    It is simply amazing how Americans' civil rights are being thrown right out the window while just about anyone wearing a government issued uniform is deified as a "hero". The parallels of what is going on in the US now and Germany in the late 1930s frightening; e.g. there is a lot of talk now about how illegal aliens [gotta' love that word!] are much to blame for the country's problems and that they could also be terrorists. Sound familiar? I find it ironic that as an American living in Germany I feel as if my rights are more safely guaranteed here than they are in the US. I am not as concerned about my personal right to bear arms (If I want a gun here I could probably go through the trouble to get one but I can't be bothered) as I am about the right to open my mouth and be safe from undue search and seizure which is definitely not the case in the US. Americans seem to be far more obsessed about their 2nd amendment rights but their first and forth amendment rights be dammed unless it has to do with defending the KKK or Black Panthers' freedom of expression.

  70. Oh god yes by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 0

    PLEASE, lets seperate flights. One flight for all the people who think all their luggage should be carry on and who want to store bottles of fuel (called whiskey) in a confined space and who think anything and everything should be carried on board including every piece of electronics ever made broadcasting on god knows what frequencies.

    And one flight for me and others who hate flying but simply put up with it as an award but handy form of transport to get to different places around the world fast and prefer to do it with high safety standards and as little fuz as possible.

    Mind you, you also need two runways because I think the first groups airplanes will be crashing a LOT.

    No I don't think all of the security really works. The problem is that if you do nothing... well then shit does happen, just look at the past. Hijacks happened at the drop of a hat. And it has been proven that carry on alcohol has caused extra deaths in accidents because of it becomes just more fuel to burn when the bottles break. Safety experts have been trying to get that stuff banned for ages but the airports want the sales from duty free.

    Just remember, 9/11 did NOT happen on an El-Al flight.

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    1. Re:Oh god yes by metacell · · Score: 1

      The part about the whiskey bottles was a good point. I'd support that before supporting the requirement to take off your shoes before going through the security control (which you need to do here in Europe; I presume it's the same in the States).

    2. Re:Oh god yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's the same here in the States.

  71. Airport security, the real reason by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Americans have been having it WAY to easy for local travel. Days used to be you could just walk on the aircraft and just show your boarding pass. Carry on anything you want, even flammable stuff (still can or what do you think (duty-free) Vodka is?) and guns.

    In the rest of the world, were air travel is likely to cross borders, checks have always been more strict. And with good reason. Hijacks were once common. Aircraft made good targets. It was tried with both ships and trains but they lack a sense of urgency, are to big, to open. So, something had to be done.

    Something has to be done does NOT mean you are going to solve the problem 100%. I travelled very recently and as I left Holland, a dog sniffed me. Probably trying to make sure I don't bring drugs (legal in Holland) into countries that had personal freedom (the US). Do US citizens think I should not have been checked? Oddly enough, it is NOT the US who does this check, it is the dutch custom officers.

    That is one part of airport security most people miss. The guy petting you is NOT just working for his own government but for the country you are flying to as well, as well as the airliner. There are three checks. Not breaking local laws, not breaking airliner rules, not breaking destination laws.

    With the TSA, the US has caught up with the rest of the world AND went a little further. Because they want to stop another 9/11? Partly but also to stop the most easy flow of drugs and money. Just recently in Europe a child was caught with a small fortune in cash. Money mule? All those who cried about the pat down of a child, well, here is proof. Kids are used to commit crimes (transporting large amounts of cash is illegal).

    People break the law, in general most normal people (A lot of slashdot does not apply) want the law to be enforced and so airports are now enforcing the laws.

    Does it work? Lots of people claim that ZERO attacks have been stopped. But you can turn that bit right around. ZERO successful attacks SINCE the TSA. Shoe-bomber? Detroit flight? NOT successful. Because the attackers used stupid primitive tech that didn't stand a chance in hell?

    Yes... and WHY? Because airport security stopped them from simply carrying on proven bomb technology.

    Air port security is like a cheapo fire alarm and a 10 yr old fire estinguisher you don't know how to operate. It is not perfect but it beats having nothing at all AND shows you at least put some thought into it and probably are NOT storing jerrycans of petrol over your oven. That is the point about security that a lot of people don't get either. It is not just the security things you do do. But also the things you DON'T do anymore.

    Like allowing guns aboard aircraft. Once normal in the US. Anyone think allowing them back is a good idea? How about smoking? High pressure canisters in the cargo? How about ANY of the security do's and don'ts that have been learned over the years and are now daily practice?

    Some airports now no longer rely on the nearby cities fire service but have an engine ALWAYS crewed with engine running beside the runway. Most of these fire engines never ever attended a single crash. Skip them?

    Airport security doesn't fix everything but I don't think it would be smart to go back to the early days of commercial flight and just open the whole place up. That was tried. It didn't work.

    Security theather? Well, if you believe so strongly your government is so corrupt and out to get you, rise up and overthrow your oppressors. No, the ones who talk like that are almost always the armchair type. Talk loudly about the police state, then call the cops because the neighbours dog dared to fart to loudly.

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    1. Re:Airport security, the real reason by 0111+1110 · · Score: 2

      In the rest of the world, were air travel is likely to cross borders, checks have always been more strict. And with good reason. Hijacks were once common. Aircraft made good targets. It was tried with both ships and trains but they lack a sense of urgency, are to big, to open. So, something had to be done.

      As an expat who is lived in quite a few different countries from South America and Latin America to Asia and has traveled to 50-60 different countries you are flat out simply dead wrong. Whether you are trying to be intentionally deceptive or not I don't know. Please provide citations to back up your comments. There isn't a single country in the whole world that has airport security even close to what the US has. Period. Even Cubans and citizens of other communist countries have more freedom to travel than we do. Also, hijackings were never common. Not ever.

      If the current genital searches and naked imaging, even of small children, are so necessary then what about cavity searches? All of your arguments would apply just as well there. Ministry of Truth leader Pistole has said that currently cavity searches are not on the agenda, but he refused to specifically rule them out either. Clearly the time isn't right for them yet, but it will come. When it does what will your position be?

      Does it work? Lots of people claim that ZERO attacks have been stopped. But you can turn that bit right around. ZERO successful attacks SINCE the TSA. Shoe-bomber? Detroit flight? NOT successful. Because the attackers used stupid primitive tech that didn't stand a chance in hell?

      So the TSA gets the credit because a couple of wanna be terrorists were dumb? The attackers you are referring to were just stupid. It is quite possible to smuggle genuine explosives through TSA checkpoints. The nude scanners cannot detect them if you flatten the explosives into a pancake shape without sharp edges and tape it to your abdomen. If you get caught you just press the button and destroy the entire busy checkpoint. And there are other methods of smuggling explosives onboard the plane. For instance a body bomb. You could surgically plant a large amount of plastic explosives into your abdomen.

      Airport security doesn't fix everything but I don't think it would be smart to go back to the early days of commercial flight and just open the whole place up. That was tried. It didn't work.

      When was this tried?

      People break the law, in general most normal people (A lot of slashdot does not apply) want the law to be enforced and so airports are now enforcing the laws.

      Even if it means living in a police state? Also I don't support laws against drug or cash smuggling. The whole idea of cash smuggling being a crime is absurd. Money should not be illegal.

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  72. COG - Are You Interested (Official Video) by ciabs · · Score: 0

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    Wow, COG sure predicted this predicament.

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  74. They can hurt you badly and get away with it by dbIII · · Score: 1

    That sounds like a way to get badly injured and then locked up for resisting arrest plus assault in not something else. If you really want hospital bills and a criminal record go ahead. Remember that these people are not professional law enforcement but work for an organisation that has almost third world secret police powers and a desire to avoid bad press. If there is any bad reaction you get the blame and the more extreme the reaction the more criminal you have to be made to appear to make the actions look justified.
    Just do what they say and pretend you are visiting a military dictatorship where people can just disappear if they upset the guards. While you are not actually in such a place some of the TSA people would like it to be that way and act accordingly.

  75. Tiger by the tail by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Anybody that tries to shut them down is committing political suicide because there are now so many people and influential groups on TSA welfare. With each day it's going to get harder. Maybe Obama might try something in his second term but that is going to doom the Democrats for a long time.
    I can see all that from the other side of an ocean and don't support either party. Why can't you see it? Are you too busy cheering for your own team?

    1. Re:Tiger by the tail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly (and i say this as a die-hard liberal), that there are waaaay too many people on the left who are all too happy to support the TSA and all its ludicrousness in the name of not making Obama look bad. (Captcha word: impostor--i assure you, slashcode, i am not.)

    2. Re:Tiger by the tail by dbIII · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of people connected to the Democrats getting that TSA welfare now too in addition to the high profile theft from the taxpayers with Chertoff's dodgy scanners that should have been the second discarded choice after millimetre wave radar. As I said - it gets harder every day. There are a lot of people lining up for that TSA welfare so we may be stuck with it for decades.
      One problem with US politics is that a lot of people in it are thieves first and party members second. Cracking down on the thieves from the top catches a few of your own supporters and undermines your position. As I also said above, political suicide.

  76. Well, I um, err... by cvtan · · Score: 1

    I certainly have nothing bad to say about Slashdot! Really, I don't!

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    1. Re:Well, I um, err... by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      You are in contrast against the normal Slashdot user (who complains about the layout, the quality of the posts and the lack of options in polls). You have been flagged for further observations. Please await further instructions

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  77. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More and more rights will be taken away until the public stops being sheep and says enough is enough.

    But we all know that is never going to happen...

  78. Trying to justify their own existence by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    IMHO (big MHO), the TSA is simply trying to cover its own ass and justify its existence. Has the TSA caught one single terrorist? Not to my knowledge. The fundamental problem with it is that they're taking the fire-bombing-of-Dresden approach instead of the laser-guided cruise-missile approach. By that I mean that feeling up six-year-old girls isn't going to turn up a single terrorist. Pawing though a 90-year old grandmother's carry-on isn't going to turn up a single terrorist. "They would use a bulldozer to...find...a...china...cup..."

    *flame shield on* The fact of the matter is that Muslim extremists particularly those of Middle Eastern origin and those who have adopted that style of appearance are historically the perpetrators. Profiling works. But of course that pisses off groups like the ACLU. The trouble with that is that Al Qaeda knows this and is using our delicate sensibilities against us and they will continue to use every cherished right against us.

  79. correction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...is one indicator TSA officers consider when looking for possible criminals, assholes and terrorists."

  80. Kill DHS and Save +$57 Billion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In reality only through civil war will we be able to recover the money.

  81. "Behavior Detection" by Caradoc · · Score: 2

    I've often wondered why the TSA's "Behavioral Detection" crap can't detect thieves like Brown, Burton, Simmons, Defelis, Noukeo, Burley, German, Persad, Webb, Pepper, and Arato, or actual sex offenders like Sean Shanahan and Charles Henry Bennett, or complete suicidal whackjobs like Diego Gonzales who was an actual TSA BDO. Shouldn't his fellow BDOs have noticed... I don't know... something wrong?

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  82. Female Junk Checkers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not as bad as Doctors to perform services to comply with Slave Labor Healthcare... Just saying.

    Can I request that an attractive female, or just a female touches my junk?

    I would be much more comfortable with that... some of the TSA dudes look like they are overly-comfortable checking junk out.

  83. right by formfeed · · Score: 2
    Fascists don't like dissenters. But not every system that has a problem with dissenters is fascism.

    Complaining too much? Denying that witches exist? - That was one of the things listed as indicators for being a witch.

    The Spanish Inquisition (TSI) used to have some extra questions for them.

    1. Re:right by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

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  84. Terrorists complaining about the security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Terrorists want to blend in to avoid notice? No shit, Sherlock.

    Good job wasting resources TSA.

    ~Xanthanov

  85. How about people who complain all over slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...like that boarding pass thing, and other stuff, and then that story last Wednesday. I wouldn't want to be that guy and flying on a plane. :D

  86. Not a Terrorist eh? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Sounds like something a terrorist might say!

  87. Re:you surrendered your rights by blair1q · · Score: 1

    I were to try to force people to submit to either an AIT scanner or "enhanced pat downs" you and I both know I'd end up in jail.

    If they bought the ticket knowing the scanning and pat-downs were part of your security, you would be able to justify their acceptance of your terms in court. They could plead ignorance, but in the case of the TSA ignorance is not an excuse.

    On the street, where you have no contract, nobody from the government can search you. In a situation where you've entered an agreement, that is no longer true.

    And by "street" I mean while walking the public ways. If you're in a car or on a toll-road, you've agreed to waive certain of your rights. Which rights is a bit of a hodgepodge. You can be forced to choose between taking a sobriety test and losing your license, but can't be stopped and forced to open your trunk without the stopper having probable cause; the latter, though, is the main reason cops look for a reason to stop you, since once they have you on a traffic violation the slope slips steeply. Good luck rectifying that before the Sun burns out.

  88. Re:you surrendered your rights by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    On the street, where you have no contract, nobody from the government can search you.

    You mean like this? Glad they can't do that </sarc>

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  89. Re:you surrendered your rights by blair1q · · Score: 1

    I didn't say they couldn't try for lack of legal sense. But that right there is illegal, and the first person to call them on it wins.

  90. al-Qaeda handbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps TSA should read the al-Qaeda handbook, maybe they'll learn something.