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  1. Re:News flash! on Samsung's Happy Galaxy Tab Users Are Actors · · Score: 1

    Marketing and Advertising are two buckets of bullshit meant to extract people's hard earned money from them.

  2. Just WTF does ... on Zynga Aiming To Conquer Mobile Next · · Score: 1

    "the friction of social networking is still high on mobile" mean?

    I've heard and been able to parse all the corporate (mis-)management bullshitspeak until this one.

  3. Re:Wait, Twitter has a community? on Twitter Discards Client UI Community · · Score: 1

    Wait, Twitter has a community?

    I believe it is called the 'Twitterverse'.

    Personally I prefer 'Twatterverse'.

  4. But... on Contemplating Financial Trading At Picosecond Resolution · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't it be faster to just add some zeros to a number in a bank account? In the end, that is all that the modern stock market (AKA one giant ponzi scheme) does. Wall St. does sod all as far as producing real goods, real jobs and any real value.

  5. Re:Not bad on IPad 2 33% Thinner, 2x Faster, iOS 4.3 · · Score: 1

    It was made fairly clear early on (CNET, Engadget, Macrumors, etc) that the retina display was not going to make it onto the iPad 2, but would likely show up on the rumored iPad 3 that will possibly debut in September.

    You really believe that rumor mongering reader/eye-ball attracting total bullshit on CNET, Engadget, Macrumors, etc ???

    You really think that a mobile hand held battery powered device can push data around fast enough to update a 2048x1536 (higher resolution than most HDTVs and flat panel monitors) display at a reasonable frame rate?

    Don't be stupid - use your brain to think once in awhile.

  6. Re:You want to know what an "app" is? on App — the Most Abused Word In Tech? · · Score: 1

    There's an app for that.

    Oh, Crapp!

  7. Re:Well, I guess we can say... on Eric Schmidt Out, Larry Page In As Google CEO · · Score: 1

    Schmidt Happens

    You're so clever! Maybe Google should offer you a job...

  8. Re:History repeats itself on Android Passes iPhone In US Market Share · · Score: 1

    geeks everywhere adopt Android

    Geeks Want 'Roids!

  9. Re:*HOW* Much?! on Social Security Information Systems Near Collapse · · Score: 1

    In addition to the $180,000+ national debt per US citizen. Just keeps on piling up, don't it?

  10. Re:Tablets on Most Anticipated Tech Products of 2011 · · Score: 1

    7" form factor

    Too small and like all the other 7" units, has that stupid wide screen form factor.

    supports flash, multi-tasking

    Battery will last less than an hour or two on a good day.

    POSIX compliant QNX OS

    Compatible with nothing and no apps.

    In other words, über fail just waiting to happen.

  11. Re:Video on mobile phones on VLC For Android May Arrive In Early 2011 · · Score: 1

    You absolutely do NOT want a garbage collector on a mobile device with limited memory and CPU power.

    This is just one of the many things that Apple got 101% right in iOS.

  12. Re:You thought the GOP/TP represented regular peop on Republicans Create Rider To Stop Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    :%s/Republican/Republicantard/g

  13. Re:For Better or *for Worse* ... on TIME Names Mark Zuckerberg Person of Year · · Score: 1

    Hitler (SS) and Stalin (KBG) would have given both of their testicles to have the amount of information that the Zuckerberg has about you and several hundred million of your friends...

  14. Re:Duh! on Gentlemen Prefer Androids, Ladies iOS · · Score: 0

    Android -> Hemorrhoid: Both end with the same sound...

  15. Re:Flash Problem? on FTC Is In Talks With Adobe About the 'Flash Problem' · · Score: -1, Troll

    What Flash problem?

    The problem that it refuses dry up and blow away and continues to hang around like a rancid stench.

  16. Re:The writing is on the wall. on Is 'Quadroid' the New 'Wintel'? · · Score: 2

    Android -> Quadroid => Hemorrhoid.

  17. Re:Why do we keep talking about her? on Sarah Palin 'Target WikiLeaks Like Taliban' · · Score: 1

    Mark my words: Idiocracy is inevitable. Palin is just the forefront...

  18. Re:How compatitble on Sony Adopts Objective-C and GNUstep Frameworks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Idjit! That won't compile. Try:

    [codeBases allYourAreWithBelongToUs:YES];

  19. Re:Once again on Once-Secret ACTA Copyright Treaty Approved By EU · · Score: 1

    A government demonstrates that it puts the interests of the rich above the interests of the many, even when the results mean plenty of injustice for the many.

    It's called The Golden Rule: "He who has the gold, makes the rules". It's been like that since before written history.

  20. Re:does not compute on Why Tablets Haven't Taken Off In Business · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What can you do with an iPad that I can't do with linux on any other tablet from 5 years ago?

    A normal everyday person can use the iPad. A slashdot reading geek is required for "linux on any other tablet from 5 years ago".

    Once you get that through your thick nerd skull, you too will grok the enlightenment.

  21. Re:open vs closed on Woz Says Android Will Dominate · · Score: 1

    Android IS linux

    Android is the 'Windows' of the mobile world - everywhere like a bad smell...

  22. Re:iOS Short Term, Android Long Term on The Android Invasion Cometh; Is Resistance Futile? · · Score: 1

    And if iOS is the best platform ever, but no developers are developing for it... consumers (eventually) won't buy it, because they can get all the cool apps and features they want on Android.

    The point that you are missing here is that developers also need to pay the bills and feed themselves and their families. Right now all the money (AKA making a living) is in iOS apps and work. Until very recently you could only make a few pesos off of Android apps in only 9 countries.

  23. Re:There is still long way to go on The Android Invasion Cometh; Is Resistance Futile? · · Score: 1

    <troll>
    "Android is the next Windows" - remember you read that here on /. first...
    </troll>

  24. 2012-10 on Windows 8 To Be Released In October 2012 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wager 1,000,000 quatloos that it won't be released that month.

  25. Re:Something I find interesting on Gene Simmons Threatens Anonymous Again and Gets DDoS'd · · Score: 1

    First, Gene Simmons was born [as] Chaim Witz in Tirat Carmel, Haifa, Israel in 1949. The rest followed naturally from there.