User: jo42

Re:Some of my favorites...

On: Impossible Movie Stunts?

> How in the name of physics did Angelina Jolie's chest stay so upright and perky during that movie???

Is called "silicone breast implants".

Re:you are ignorant of the facts

On: Impossible Movie Stunts?

You living in nice fantasy world.

Re:Timecop made me hurl

On: Impossible Movie Stunts?

Why, organic nanotech of course - a duh!

Re:This is UNIX! I know this!

On: Impossible Movie Stunts?

...how about a eunuchs?

Re:If you think -that's- bad,

On: Wireless Spam?

Or a DDoS attack.

Or someone hacks your fridge and turns it off.

Or your ReplayTV is hacked and used to store kiddie pr0n.

Re:CmdrTaco

On: MAPS vs. Gordon Feyck: Who Owns the DUL?

> Where do I register my DNS server? It's at 192.168.192.8

Remove lower garments, squat down, insert middle finger into sphincter.

Re:Port it to Linux!!

On: Zero-Copy TCP and UDP Output in NetBSD

> When will this be ported to Linux?

Why?

Re:Is Walmart's PC a sell for Christina Ricci?

On: Slashback: Wal-Modem, Culpability, Misquotes

What's a "Christina Ricci"?

Re:Jeez Guys, give him a link already!

On: Slashback: Wal-Modem, Culpability, Misquotes

"Why do people keep insisting that I join the 21st Century? I *LIVE* in the 21st Century! I just don't want to be bothered by the shitheads on the internet!"

Brilliant, astute observation!

Re:It already exists

On: Kellner Says Commerical-Skip Worth $250/year

s/cornflakes/crap/

On the other hand...

On: Peruvian Congressman vs. Microsoft FUD

Just wait until all of Peru's Linux-based Gooberment PeeCee's are root'ed...

Support Open Source

Re:before you sound the horn of victory

On: Peruvian Congressman vs. Microsoft FUD

At least they [Apple] had the brains to base OS X on *BSD instead of the spaghetti code hack called Linux.

Re:You know you need a new computer...

On: Intel Moves To 533MHz FSB

Yeah, no forkin' kidding. My many year olde dual 500MHz Pentium III is really starting to feel left out. Muther McRae and her sister too.

My, oh, my...

Re:Falun Gong.

On: China Cracks Down on Non-Compliant Internet Bars

> TruSite - an open source, generic TCP client/proxy/server in Java

HTTP 404 - File not found

Lies, all lies!

On: Fewer Jobs, Less Pay In The IT Industry

There is some good news on the horizon - the survey of employers by the Information Technology Association of America says that more than a million IT jobs are going to be created in the coming year, taking employment back to pre-2001 levels.

What a complete load of bullshit. I can't believe they have the gal to utter such utter crap.

Re:Zope for workflow?

On: Zope 2.5.1 Released

Sorry, can't resist:

Zope on a Rope!

Re:can someone qualified please comment?

On: Journal Devoted to the Null Hypothesis

> Is there someone in the slashdot community who is distinguished in one of the natural sciences

Try here - very natural to say the least...

Re:Uranus

On: More on the Pluto-Kuiper Express

Depends on your definition of a moon: have a look see...

Re:don't worry

On: The Matrix is Reloading

Neo on the MPAA

Re:Bad UI

On: The Matrix is Reloading

It sux. It stinks. It reeks. It smells. It blows.

Format Matrix: /now /forever

Re:Root is like a nice crack

On: Root as Primary Login: Why Not?

Got root?

Re:Wow, how can i contact this man?

On: The Magic Box Hoax

Why, that is easy, friend. Simply bend over, hands flat on the floor. [sound of Vaseline jar being opened and then a zipper]

Re:Pagan != Satanist!!!

On: The Dangers of Being A Microbiologist

Yes, but where is the Sodomite?

Re:At Last... Certainty!

On: An Improvement Upon Heisenberg's Uncertainty Theorem

So, like, Heisenberg really didn't scare the crap out of Schrodinger's cat?

Re:What happens?

On: Penguins Invade the North Pole

It freezes before it lands, thus harmlessly rolling off of the solar panel.