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  1. Re:Java applets on Early AJAX Office Applications · · Score: 1

    It's Java craplets you insensitive clod!

  2. Re:How about 10,000 laptops with XP Home? on Reducing The Negative Impact of Laptops · · Score: 1
    > Does anyone have thoughts on what can be done to improve the security of XP Home?

    Start with Format C:

  3. Re:Me? Switch? on $100 Million Marketing Push For Vista · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Microsoft pretty well forces all their new cr*p down IT folks throats. Blech. Time to change livelihoods. This used to be fun, now it's just more of "Aw, more cr*p from Microsoft."

  4. Re:Hole With No Bottom on Office 12 Exposed · · Score: 1

    I prefer to call it "Microsoft is monkey fucking with the UI - again".

  5. Re:Personally... on Flying Reptile The Size of A Small Airplane · · Score: 0

    Yep, archeology is all WAG (Wild Arsed Guesses). As are many other sciences. Then there is religion...

  6. Re:"frick..." on RNA May 'Run' Genetic Coding · · Score: 1
    This is /.

    It's fsck you.

  7. Re:WTF!?! on Wi-Max Deployed in Katrina Disaster Area · · Score: 1
    Everything these days is about making the almighty buck. If they could cr*p in a bottle and sell it for profit, they would.

    The older I get, the more I see, the lower my view of humanity...

  8. Re:Gigantic Leap on Bulky System Requirements for Windows Vista · · Score: 1

    When Longhorn (will always be "cowpies" to me) first saw the light, I wrote that it would probably require a 4GHz CPU with 4GB of RAM to run. I was modded down to a "Troll". Too bad I was closer to the truth than what the narrow minded moderator thought at the time...

  9. Re:Not clever on 20 Things They Don't Want You to Know · · Score: 1
    How to banish those stoopid wedgies:
    [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\S ecurity Center]
    "AntiVirusDisableNotify"=dword:00000001
    "FirewallDisableNotify"=dword:00000001
    "UpdatesDisableNotify"=dword:00000001
    :p

  10. Microsoft is Retarded (tm) on Microsoft Aims for Hack-Proof 360 · · Score: 1
    If Microsoft had half a brain between all of their marketing droids, they would make it easy to do stuff to/on the X-thing round circle. They should be selling development tools to anyone with $99.

    Would beat the living jeepers out of the competition in this market.

    MBA mental maroon idjits.

  11. Re:The Beeb on BBC Opens TV Archive to Remixers · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeppers, having 2 minutes of commercials for every minute of content turns yer brain into ICBS mush. And do we really need to see the same ad for the same product 8-10 times during a one hour period?

    Now that I aquire my TV shows through other means, where all the brain sludge has been removed, advertisers can go fork themselves sideways with a stiff wire brush.

  12. Re:Amazing!! on A Review of the iPod nano · · Score: 0, Troll
    > What will Apple think of next?

    How to find even more suckers^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hcustomers to part with their money into the corporate coffers.

  13. Re:On first look, quite nice on iPod nano, iTunes 5, iTunes Phone · · Score: 0

    Oh great, more Apple StinkPods...

  14. Re:Beautiful Imagery on The View from the Top of Husband Hill · · Score: 1
    > BTW, the CCDs are Canadian. :-)

    With "Made in China" stamped on the back of 'em, eh?

  15. Re:Hotlinking != Hyperlinking on Fuddruckers Called Out on Hotlinking · · Score: 2, Funny

    When someone did that with my images, increasing my usage at least 10-fold, I replaced them all with goatse...

  16. Re:priorities on No More Apple Mysteries Part Two · · Score: 1

    And I can deploy two or three Intel/AMD 1U server boxes for every single XServer as far as price goes.

  17. May I suggest... on Password Storage for Fun and Profit? · · Score: 1

    Post-It(tm) Notes under the keyboard of the various machines and servers written in an ink that becomes visible only with special glasses?

  18. Re:It's *not* rocket science, guys... on Alternative Browsers Impede Investigations · · Score: 0

    Aw, boo fsckin' hoo, they have to use their poor little wee brains...

  19. Re:Finally! on WinFS Beta 1 Released Early · · Score: 1
    > what does the FS stand for again?

    Fsckin' Shite

  20. Re:Download? on WinFS Beta 1 Released Early · · Score: 1

    Visit your favorate BitTorrent site...

  21. Re:What Captcha is... on Defeating Captcha · · Score: 1

    ...and I thought it was some new hippity-hoppity thing I had to learn...

  22. Re:Why? on RSS Version 3 Specs Up for Review · · Score: 1

    They need to continue supporting the 'RSS' acronym of Really Stupid Shite...

  23. Re:Am I the only... on Wi-Fi Times Sixteen · · Score: 1

    Time to order that leather cod piece to replace the tin foil hat...

  24. Re:All at once on How Much Bandwidth is Required to Aggregate Blogs? · · Score: 1

    You'd also save a buttload of bandwidth by using a more efficient method than XML. All the XML crudge I see is easily 60-80% fsckin XML tags, the rest being real content.

  25. Ugh!! on Podcasting · · Score: 1
    Yet Another Retarded Fad.

    Too bad you can't patent stupidity. I'd be the richest crusty crudge on the planet.