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  1. Re:I enjoy PHP ... on Spring Into PHP 5 · · Score: 1
    Ah, you must be of the "lets slap some sh*t together" school of development...

    Keeps many a Real Developers employed cleaning that cr*p up.

  2. What I want to know... on Pros and Cons of Tech Offshoring? · · Score: 1
    What I want to know is, what will happen when all this outsourcing brings the so called 3rd world countries to the same economic level as the 1st world countries? Who will the outsourcing go to then?

    Think about it...

  3. Re:Natural stupidity on Artificial Intelligence for Computer Games · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    > Natural stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time

    Yeah, just look at the current resident of the White House...

  4. Ach, lad... on Pro-Active VoIP Management Solutions? · · Score: 1

    You shoulda stayed with the olde way of doing things. This new fangled VOIP cr*p is nothing but a load of POS foisted upon yee by sales and marketing droids to give them a reason to exist. And sell yee more cr*p.

  5. Re:Bad? on Tim Berners-Lee on Blogging And The Web · · Score: 1

    Nothing like a good goatse link to spice up the olde intestinal fortitude...

  6. Re:Microsoft Reliability on Linux Feels Growing Pains · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The other week one of our code monkeys turned off the firewall on a W2K3S w/SP1 server that was outside the firewall. Why? I don't know. Within minutes it had been hacked. Had to Format C: and reinstall the OS from scratch.

    Meanwhile, the FC4 box sitting right beside it, with no firewall installed on it since day one, keeps on chugging with no such problems.

    Frickin' Microsoft.

  7. Uhm... on Is Trading In Used Consoles Worth It? · · Score: 1
    How about not spending the money in the first place on a gaming console? Save you larges amounts of dosh and give you back many untold hours of your life.

    Eh, wot?

  8. Re:Penetration Testers, Johnny Long. on The "Google Hack" Honeypot · · Score: 1

    Last time I Googled on "honeypot", all I got back was a bunch of links to pr0n sites...

  9. Re:The "Hack" Culture on Visual Studio Hacks · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised they didn't call this "Visual Studio for Dummies" - or is the 'Dummies' fad finally over?

  10. Re:in case you're curious... on MS Office XML Format Now In TextEdit · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Further proof that the computer industry in general is getting more and more brain damaged.

    The disease is called "XML-on-the-brain". There is also "Java-on-the-brain" and "Flash-on-the-brain".

  11. This is so easy, it hurts... on Time Syncing Through a Firewall Without NTP? · · Score: 1
    Configure your internal NTP server to syncronize with the internal domain controller(s).

    Sometimes having Linux-on-the-Brain makes you dumb...

  12. Re:National TURN IN YOUR: Pringles cans? on Possession of Cantenna Now Illegal? · · Score: 5, Informative

    42 cents.

  13. Re:It's obviously an alien plot. on Help Solve the Mystery of the Pioneer Anomaly · · Score: 1

    Where does the obligatory alien anal probe fit into all this?

  14. Eh? on Japan Wants to Build 10 Petaflop Supercomputer · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Wot's a "teaflop"?

  15. Re:All I have to say... on Microsoft Frowned at for Smiley Patent · · Score: 1

    My response is more like [insert goatse here]...

  16. Re:No, but probably on The Seven Laws of Identity · · Score: 1

    I am who I am, who I am, I am.

  17. Re:Not black and white. on Congressman Seeks Scientists' Personal Data · · Score: 1

    "Velkome to Fortress Amerika"...

  18. Re:There's a difference. on Hitachi's 500GB SATA-II Reviewed · · Score: 1
    :%s/Deskstars/Deathstars/gc

    500GB is a lot to loose in one shot...

  19. Re:I'd like another button.. on TiVo Lets You Respond to Ads · · Score: 1
    I second the motion!

    Another button needs to be added, "Zap the buttwipe that booked the same brain-dead commerical 10 times this hour with high voltage". All of the advertising on the OLN Tour de France coverage as an example. Good thing I record it and fast forward through all the brain rot...

  20. Have you considered... on Software QA and Load Testing Solutions? · · Score: 1

    Have you considered Linux and some Perl scripts? Even little olde wget can generate a considerable amount of traffic for you.

  21. Re:A lack of spending on R&D? on Gates On Future of CS Education · · Score: 1
    > Actually they are VERY nice.

    I don't consider putting the minimize, maximize and window close buttons so close together, small and hard to hit as being "VERY nice". One absolute UI stupidity they haven't fixed since, what, Windows 95?

  22. Re:A lack of spending on R&D? on Gates On Future of CS Education · · Score: 1

    Except most of what they come up with is total crap. I can't believe highly educated people are actually working there...then again, that just might be the problem (ivory tower vs. real world).

  23. Re:What makes a Mac a Mac? on Will You Stick with Apple, After the Switch? · · Score: 1
    The only way you'll get my G5 is to pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

    Who wants another frickin' Intel box - even if it says Apple in some shiny, fhaggy logo on the front?

  24. Re:Programmer generalizations on What is Mainframe Culture? · · Score: 1

    Where I work, it took a packet sniffer to show a bunch of ASP 'programmers' what they where doing wrong. I guess they couldn't debug their 'code' via response.write statements all over the place...

  25. Re:The Difference on What is Mainframe Culture? · · Score: 1

    Unix programmers fork() around threads.