Microsoft Aims for Hack-Proof 360
jondaw writes "The BBC is reporting that "Microsoft plans to make its next generation games console, the Xbox 360, as difficult as possible to hack...There are going to be levels of security in this box that the hacker community has never seen before...I'm sure sooner or later someone will work out how to circumvent security. But the way we have done the design doesn't mean that it will work on somebody else's machine.""
Is simply equal to the amount of work hackers will have to do to get around it.
Claiming something hackproof is like saying a doorlock is tamper-proof. It *can* be opened, it's just how much work are you prepared to do that justifies doing it.
The only secure computer is one that is turned off, locked in a safe and buried 20 feet down in a secret location, and I'm not completely confident of that either. -- Bruce Schneier
This must be the computerish equivalent of the "Kick-Me" tee-shirt...
... Scientists (still) looking for cheap room-temperature fusion. Film at 11.
Just keep on hyping up your new security up until launch. Thay way you look like even bigger 4$$holes when it all comes crashing down.
Rats would be more funny if they could fart.
They should (if not already) create a new team, called the XBox Crackers Team. They can use a saltine logo for thier t-shirts.
The saltine group will then comprise of a group of 5 bright individuals, who will be awarded as a whole $200,000 or $40,000 each if they can come up with a hack that would or could end up with a cheap mod-chip solution that could be mass-produced.
They of course have a pre-set deadline, say between now and the actual launch.
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They aren't trying to make it "Hack Proof" just difficult to hack. That headline will have worthless forum threads going for days...
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This isn't a troll - I'd laugh just as hard (maybe harder) if it was PS3, or Rev.
I am sure that there are others like me, the only reason I bought an Xbox was because it *was* hackable!
I use it in a 'hacked state' far more often than 'straight'.
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Headline: Microsoft Aims for Hack-Proof 360
I would like to think that slashdot would be a place where people (e.g. editors) would know the difference between these two statements.
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"If something was done by a man, another man can undo it". Still holds true, IMHO.
One of the things the Xbox had going for it was that it was easy to mod...
If this does have an effect on sales, it can be looked at in a few ways.
1 - It will result in less sales of hardware. Bad becuase the user base will be less, so less software will be sold.
2 - Modders probably won't buy software anyway... they'll buy the hardware, then pirate games and use the hardware to suit their own needs... And since Microsoft will most likely be losing money for every console sold, they won't make ANY money off of these users.
Hmm, I wonder which would apply more in this situation... I'd say more of #1, because I imagine the majority of modders still purchase most of their games and use the mods to add more functionality to the hardware.
Oh, and let me just add a #3 - Who cares what they say, becuase it's pretty much guaranteed it won't be truly "hack-proof" anyway.
Really, the only way to make it "hack-proof" is to use propriatary media... like the Gamecube did. I believe the GC was eventually hacked, but since it used media that wasn't widespread and easily available, modding didn't run rampant for the system.
The kernel software will, of course, be protected with poor coding that is nigh impossible to navigate.
The box will be made out of the rare metal Adamantium infused with trace particles of kryptonite. Virtully unbreakable, and protected against any Kryptonian hackers.
But the most important security measure of all: Microsoft plans on installing at least half a dozen starving, crazed weasels that will attack anyone who succeeds in opening their boxes.
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There seems to be this attitude that a crack will inevitably come out fairly quickly.
I don't think that's the case.
I think many slashdotters are overly confident just because the original Xbox got hacked and we've manage to hack CSS, but you've got to remember a couple of things: Firstly, the original Xbox was the first hardware of that type that Microsoft had created. They put in some protection but it wasn't good enough. I'm sure they have learnt from their mistakes and it will be considerably more difficult to crack this time around. Secondly, with CSS it took quite a long time to get a crack and that was due (IIRC) to a CSS licensor screwing up and leaving the key unprotected in the firmware.
Now, it's possible that Microsoft have screwed up again, but it's by no means a sure thing.
A lawyer friend once told me that the working definition of "waterproof" was not that something was impervious to water, but that when something was damaged by water the manufacturer was obliged to replace it.
Maybe what Microsoft is saying is that when your Xbox 360 becomes a DDOSing zombie, they will replace it for free*.
*postage paid by end user. Please include a stamped, self-addressed return box. 350 dollar processing fee required. Void in New York, California, and anywhere else those linux loving hippies live.
Remember the Oracle 9i "Unbreakable" campaign?
A few months after Oracle 9i was released the hacker community has a dozen or so exploits.
Microsoft is going to make a hack proof product, I totally believe that. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pick up my new Hummer. The salesman told me they get 40 miles to the gallon now.
"I'm sure sooner or later someone will work out how to circumvent security. But the way we have done the design doesn't mean that it will work on somebody else's machine."
Doesn't this suggest that the hardware in the systems won't be universal? Isn't it completely mental to have the internal guts of the console differ from unit to unit? Am I misreading this quote?
Wonder if they will do something like blueray and have remote disabling of the machine if you touch it.
Im going to be laughing my ass if someone manages to hack a system like that and disables thousands of Xbox 360s or Playstation 3s.
Yeah, cause hacking never resulted in the creation of any large software companies... Microsoft thinks there's no way to profit from hobbyists. How was it their company got started again?
Developers: We can use your help.
"Microsoft plans to make its next generation games console, the Xbox 360, as difficult as possible to hack..."
In a basement in the Midwest...
Hacker1: According to the diagram we are supposed pull the firing pin without shifting it's center of gavity or otherwise the mercury will hit the electrodes on the C4.
Hacker2: Ok. *click* *beep* *beep* *beep* Oh crap! You didn't say anything about a presure plate.
Hacker1: Quick. Cut the wire to the right of the power supply.
Hacker2: Ok. Oh double crap!
Hacker1: What?
Hacker2: There are two wires!
Hacker1: Well just cut one for christ sakes!
Hacker2: Here goes nothing! *clips* *beeping stops* *phew*
Hacker1: Finally... No we put the rom chip here... *xbox starts spewing green smoke*
Hacker2: Oh fark! *coughs* It the posion gas!
Hacker1: *coughs* Does this mean we *coughs* voided the warranty?
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Remember all the buisnesses that were buying Xboxes and turning them into linux servers/clusters back when the first box was hacked? That was money MS wouldn't have gotton otherwise. And people who put linux on servers are likely to keep using linux. So then its really only a matter of who will provide the hardware. So why doesn't microsoft want a piece of the pie?
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Even if you deadlock all the doors to your house from the inside, you can always smash a window. You can also put bars on the windows, which can always be sawn off...
Since Live is a way for them to determine if the box is hacked, and you can't play hacked games on Live, they should just go ahead and make Live free. It is so cheap already, it would definatly increase sales if people could play on the internet out of the box. They could then save money on R&D for researching hack-proofs that as everyone know will get crached anyways.
they can't guarantee the 512 byte bootloader will be free of bugs... so they're hoping and praying that the super duper hardware is so obfuscated with a seriously weird state machine that no-one... even them, can figure how on earth it ever works...
Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
My boss learned a long time ago that the fastest way to get a hacker to do something is to tell them that it can't be done.
afaik, the Xbox 360 and PS3 will cost more to manufacture than the sale price... this meaning each Xbox 360 sale is more of an "investment" by microsoft, hoping that the average customer will over the life of the 360 buy enough games to make up for the difference. so each of those 360 sales that would be made by hackers, that have no intention of buying games, would actually be costing MS money... so it makes sense that they wouldnt want these people buying their system.
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what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Not everything can be undone.
So I guess the question is, will the XBOX 360 be more like a lightbulb or a pregnant woman?
If a few dedicated people are able to hack/mod their new XBox 360s, I seriously doubt microsoft will be bothered. The question is, Will any monkey with a soldering iron be able to mod their new console and run homebrew software and pirated games? Having just finished my first xbox mod, I have to say it was staggeringly easy: Solder these pins and these wires here, here, and here. Replace hard drive. Done. I would not have attempted it if it had meant, say, soldering a dozen or so additional wires, desoldering and replacing a chip or two, and maybe dremeling out a section of the case. All they have to do is make sure that the system is difficult and/or expensive to mod so that only the dedicated few are really doing it.
Would beat the living jeepers out of the competition in this market.
MBA mental maroon idjits.
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as their windows updater security buisness.
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Congratulations Microsoft! You just made yourself the target of every console hacker on the planet.
They intend to profit, or at least take no loss, on the console sales.
Game consoles nowadays are not sold significantly below marginal cost, though they may be sold below average cost. Remember that the first unit costs several hundred million dollars to make, taking into account research and development and marketing.
They should be selling development tools to anyone with $99.
Microsoft plans to sell a $50 "express edition" of its proprietary Visual C++ compiler in conjunction with an effort to raise awareness of Windows gaming, reversing the burial of Windows gaming under the Xbox marketing blitz.
I am looking forward to this so much! I'm sure the price of games will only be $20-30 since piracy has been blamed in the past for high game prices.
Since it's hackerproof, I'm sure they can put their money where their mouth is.
http://www.joystiq.com/entry/1234000013056275/
the security software....
Or maybe they are just blowing hot air.
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Anyone remember the dreamcast? What ungodly ammount did sega spend on anti-piracy measures? somewhere along the lines of a million, right? They wern't even using a standard cdrom and the protection still got broken, i mean we could boot games with no modchip and no boot disc. The gamecube said fuck standards, and wrote to the disc backwards, still a method was found and we were STREAMING games from our PC to the gamcube!!!! No matter who you are, you gotta admit, that's ingenious. No matter what anyone does, short of coating the system with herpes or something, it's gonna get broken. It may take some time, but it'll happen. I don't understand this need to have to spend so much on protection that they even know is gonna be broken. If they just make it so you NEED a modchip to play copied/homebrew, you've already eliminated mass piracy, i'm sure we all know people with an xbox or ps2 that just don't want to mod it.