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  1. Re:What he took away is more precious than given on Steve Jobs Dead At 56 · · Score: 0

    Don't be a 'tard. If it wasn't for Apple, then Microsoft, Google, Samsung and the rest of the industry wouldn't have anyone to copy. Before Windows there was Mac OS, before any Android-base product there was iPhone with iOS. Apple blazes a path, everyone else follows.

    You will be missed, Steve. :[

  2. Land of the Free Home of the Brave - NOT on NY Senators Want To Make Free Speech A Privilege · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They spent World War II fighting the Nazis. Then they spent the Cold War fighting the Communists. Now they are becoming them. Fucking bastard asshole bags of shit. Hang'em high.

  3. Re:What are they going to sell? on Google Opens First Retail Outlet In London · · Score: 2

    wondering what physical item google has for sale

    Privacy invasion devices disguised as limited functionality internet access device AKA a netbook.

  4. Re:5th Amendment on Drone Kills Top Al Qaeda Figure · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the guy was calling for the destruction of the US Constitution and the implementation of Sharia law

    He was practicing his 1st amendment rights.

  5. Re:Group = Social Media? on Social Media Bubble Pops Before It Fully Inflates · · Score: 1

    Doesn't it have a feature where if you buy something and then get some number of friends to buy it you get it for free?

    Another spin on multi-level marketing, AKA a form of ponzi scheme...

  6. Re:Leave it to Zuckerberg on Facebook Fixes Post Log-Out Cookie Behavior · · Score: 1

    That's Mr. Douchebagberg to you.

  7. Re:Ridiculous Idea (Unfortunately) on Could Open Source Investment Save HP? · · Score: 1

    HP needs to invest in management with more than half a brain.

    So far all management at HP has done is fuck the company into the ground even faster than before.

  8. Re:Saw that, want to leave now on Facebook Unveils Timeline, Updated Open Graph · · Score: 1

    putting your whole life in plain view for the world to see

    These people need to, somehow, validate their existence in the universe, i.e. they need to know that someone gives a crap that they exist and what they do. The unfortunate part of all this is that there are several hundred million people that have this mental illness...

  9. Re:The interesting thing... on Google Preps Devs For One-Size-Fits-All Android · · Score: 1

    I'll be interested to see how they handle the UI design.

    Google has had over a year and a half to see how this is done. Where Apple leads, Google and Microsoft follow...

  10. Re:America Invents? on Obama To Sign 'America Invents Act of 2011' Today · · Score: 1

    America Invents

    More Bullshit!

  11. Re:FUD in the article on Microsoft Reveals More Windows 8 Details · · Score: 2

    Every time I see "Metro", I see "Metrosexual" as in Windows Metrosexual. Oh well, off to the land of OS X - frak Messysoft.

  12. Re:Where are they now? on Lenovo Claims Samsung Galaxy Tab Sold Just 20,000 · · Score: 1

    Time for a 99 monetary unit going out of business sale. For that price I'd buy two 'roid tablets.

  13. Re:Its a... on Ask Slashdot: Can You Identify This UAV? · · Score: 1

    It is a badly made RC plane in some blokes shed somewhere in Bumfuckistan.

  14. Re:But on Windows 8 Desktop 'Just Another App'? · · Score: 1

    I'm still running Windows XP you insensitive clod!

  15. Re:Who cares... on When Did Irene Stop Being a Hurricane? · · Score: 0

    the millions out of power, the people and institutions which suffered billions of dollars in damage, and the relatives of those who lost their lives

    Limp wristed mamby pamby little girls. People crossed the oceans in wind powered wooden boats. People crossed the continent walking on foot behind horse-drawn covered wagons. Today a storm blows over some shit and people go fucking stupid wimpy weak crying to mommy.

  16. Re:Paging Darth Vader on Microsoft 'Ribbonizes' Windows 8 File Manager · · Score: 1

    I'm still using Orifice 2003, so I haven't lost those years just yet...

    I'm actually at the point that when my Windows XP/Office 2003 system goes by-by, I'm going 110% Apple since I absolutely can not stand any of Microsoft's crap since Vista.

  17. Re:First Red Light! on SignalGuru Helps Drivers Avoid Red Lights · · Score: 1

    Well, they did successfully pass you. To be fair, they know that waiting behind you will likely lead to cars in the other lane passing in front of you, thus causing themselves to be delayed somewhat by remaining behind you.

    So what? Did they win the lottery by wasting gas and wearing out their vehicles faster? No. Was there a life threatening emergency so that they got to hospital 1 minute faster to save someone's life? No. Did they become rich, famous and successful? No.

    Then please explain the purpose of this activity - other than ego and being a 'tard.

  18. Re:This is why environmentalism has a bad name on Environmental Enforcement Agents Targeting Guitars · · Score: 1

    Just wait until you have to start paying an environmental fee for farting. Watch out when peanut brained Republicantards get a hold of this idear...

  19. Re:I Had A Dream... on The Copyright Nightmare of 'I Have a Dream' · · Score: 1

    "I Had A Nightmare where (otherwise worthless) people made money off of copyrights just by sitting on their fat, lazy, greedy asses doing nothing else. Then I woke up and saw that it was reality."

    - me

  20. Re:Oh if only on Russian Resupply Crash Could Mean Leaving ISS Empty · · Score: 1

    Oh if only some other nation had something spaceworthy... Like a shuttle or so...

    Or pull something out of Area 51...

  21. Re:It's a CAT-2 storm, for god's sake... on Hurricane Irene Prompts Unprecedented Evacuation of NYC · · Score: 1

    What a bunch of limp wristed mamby-pamby little girls. Some rain and wind and they shut down NYC. Whatever happened to the hard living souls that crossed America in wagon trains? Americans today are so weak, wimpy and utterly useless.

  22. Re:Wilfully drain batteries? on Mobile Carriers Impose Handicaps On Smartphones · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've seen 'tard mobile app developers keeping one, two or three continuously open connections back to a server for long poll. Then I ask them what if they get 10,000 or 100,000 simultaneous mobile users. Someone needs to beat them silly with a clue stick.

  23. Re:Oh, and ONE MORE THING on Steve Jobs Resigns As Apple CEO · · Score: 1

    "Oh, and ONE MORE THING - I'm taking CmdrTaco with me..."

    In that case, definitely nothing of any value whatsoever was lost.

  24. Re:I'm afraid this means vodka rationing, boys on Russian Supply Vehicle To ISS Burns · · Score: 1

    Apollo did 16 launches with no lost craft

    You have conveniently overlooked Apollo 1: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_1

  25. Re:IBM Chief: All CEOs Reluctant to Invest in R&am on IBM Chief: All CEOs Reluctant To Invest In R&D · · Score: 1

    Marketing.

    AKA "Buy! More! Shiny! Shit!"