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  1. Re:Trickle down? on Facebook Could Spawn Thousands of Milionaires · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Love him or hate him, Zuckerberg is the closest thing to a Steve Jobs or Bill Gates or Larry Ellison right now

    What a load of BULLSHIT. DoucheBagBerg is the cause of the biggest invasion of privacy and shallowness of society to-date. In no way has he, or facebook, contributed any technology or any forward progress in the computer industry whatsoever.

  2. Re:Why now? on Apple Transfers Patents Through Shell Company To Sue All Phone Makers · · Score: 0

    Apple doesn't understand that Microsoft won because they were very responsive to what customers wanted. They bent over backwards to give what (the biggest segment of) customers wanted.

    And that's why the Windows 7 UI is an abortion gone wrong.

  3. Re:Why now? on Apple Transfers Patents Through Shell Company To Sue All Phone Makers · · Score: 1

    Google is the "I wanna be something other than an advertising company".

  4. Re:Very Rare Regolith Missing? on NASA Missing Hundreds of Moon Rocks · · Score: -1, Troll

    More likely Congress critters (especially Republicantards) have been replacing their brains with moon rocks.

    Given the dumbshite they've been up to since the '70s, this has to be the reason. Nothing else explains the stupidity - other than greed.

  5. Re:No on New Theory Challenges Need For Dark Matter · · Score: 2

    Dark matter is a thing hypothesized to exist

    Just look between a Republican's ears to find dark matter.

  6. Re:Touch lag on First Quad-Core Android Tablet Reviewed · · Score: 0

    Android OS applications are written in C++ and compiled directly to native code. Objective C is managed code and includes garbage collection.

    BULLSHIT!!!

    'Roid crapps are written in Java with the option to write bits in C/C++.

    Objective-C is not managed code. On iOS there is no garbage collection. You can write performance critical stuff in C and/or C++ in iOS and have it work with Objective-C. You can even combine Objective-C and C++ code in the same source file.

  7. Re:Touch lag on First Quad-Core Android Tablet Reviewed · · Score: 1, Troll

    The app is basically frozen while the screen transitions in order to make it look slick.

    BULLCRAP!!!

    In iOS a screen is a view. You can animate a view around the display, and off or on, and also be animating any sub-views at the same time.

    The reason iOS animations are so slick is because of Core Animation - which ends up doing everything in OpenGL and thus the hardware (aka GPU) does it. Unlike The 'Roid which does it in software.

  8. Re:And exaggeration can ruin anything on California Going Ahead With Bullet Train · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can object to TSA practices

    "Willkommen to the Police States of Amerika.

    Your papers, schnell!"

  9. Re:"...guided through the 'Enhanced' corridor..." on Airport Security: Thermal Lie-Detectors, Cloned Sniffer Dogs · · Score: 2

    The majority of politicians in the United States are conservatives

    When did being a 'conservative' become equivalent to a head-up-yer arse fascist?

  10. Re:monkey crotch? on Pakistan Bans 1600 Words and Phrases For Texting · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Bumfuckistan!

  11. Re:Ingenuity != Jobs on Is American Innovation Losing Its Shine? · · Score: 1

    They raised $68,359 - way over the original $11,000 goal, over a year ago.

    And nothing has been recorded yet.

    Kickstarter projects lack accountability.

    They are simply following the example that Wall Street has set -- take the money and run.

  12. Re:And patents, of course on Is American Innovation Losing Its Shine? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Did you know one of the single biggest development indicators is women's rights? ...blah...blah...blah... "economic" status.

    Pure Bullshit.

    The only indicator of development is how much product produced in your country you build, export and profit from.

  13. Re:"Apple should have spoken up sooner..." on Apple Acknowledges iPhone 4S Battery Problems · · Score: 1

    iOS developers have been complaining about battery life with iOS 5 weeks before the iPhone 4S was released. Right from early betas and on until the final beta. This was a stick our fingers in our ears and go "la la la la" move pulled by Apple. There are other iOS 5 and iCloud issues that I won't go into that the Boggers haven't Bogged about just yet...

  14. Re:who wants to work for google? on Tough Tests Flunk Good Programming Job Candidates · · Score: 1

    filled with EXCEPTIONALLY clever people

    AKA highly educated idiots...

  15. Re:the way to go on Tough Tests Flunk Good Programming Job Candidates · · Score: 1

    Except whiteboards or pieces of paper don't do code completion or have function/method/library/framework documentation.

    Sod you with a stiff wire brush if this is how you hire coders.

  16. Re:Not the worst problem... on Google's iOS Gmail App Pulled · · Score: 1

    Google's loaded with smart, talented, motivated people

    AKA highly educated idiots.

  17. Re:Health issues on The White House Responds To We the People Petition · · Score: 1

    shouldn't smoking and drinking alcohol also be illegal?

    There is too much money in the tobacco and alcohol industries. Too many lobbyists from those two industries greasing the butt holes of the 'representatives' in Washington. Too much money being made from the 'War on Drugs'. Follow the money, always follow the money to see why things are they way they are.

  18. Re:High-end models? on Samsung Takes the Lead In the Smartphone Market · · Score: 1

    My phone has 4g

    How's your battery life?

  19. Re:Just like Siri... on Siri Envy? Iris Brings Some Voice-Assistant Features to Android · · Score: 1

    Android, Hemorrhoid
    Hemorrhoid, Android.

  20. Re:What happened to the constitution? on TSA Doing Random Truck Searches On Tennessee Highway · · Score: 2

    Let me be the first to say it: "Heil Obama!"

    First Bushtard, now this two-faced fascist is carrying on the previous administrations descent to a police state.

  21. Re:Assange condemns greed? on Occupy Wall Street Protests Go Global · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All "ism"s fail. Capitalism has just managed to blunder along longer by playing shell games with numbers.

  22. Re:Gizwho? on District Attorney Critiques Gizmodo Emails In iPhone 4 Prototype Case · · Score: 2

    "20-something douche bags full of themselves" is a more apt description...

  23. Re:conspicuous consumption on 100,000 iPhones Overwhelm Activation Server · · Score: 1

    The problem with "Android" is that it rhymes with "Hemorrhoid".

    Why would anyone want to buy something that sounds like a condition that is a huge pain in the ass?

  24. Re:3 *new* iPhones? on Woz Is First In Line For iPhone 4S · · Score: 0

    ...actually designs and makes stuff...

    "Designed in California", built by dirt cheap labor in China. Big fraking difference there.

  25. Re:RIM is dead... on RIM Server Crash Leaves Millions Without BBM · · Score: 1

    how are you going to manage 40 Android devices?

    'roid is open source! You write your own mis-management tools. Duh.