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  1. Re:Are Hugo's and Nebulas collected? on Hugo Nominations Announced · · Score: 1

    I have heard tales of strange archives of ancient knowledge that might have what he seeks. I believe they were called libraries. ;^P

  2. Conspiracy '87 on Hugo Nominations Announced · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just so peope know what to expect, here's an account of the last time Scientology tried to buy a WorldCon and Hugo Awards: Strange Vibrations

  3. Re:OMG, Elron and the CO$ are represented! on Hugo Nominations Announced · · Score: 1

    Note that, I think, supporting (non-attending) memberships can also vote. Watch out for a tidal wave of sock-puppet memberships voting the Scientology ticket. This would be their style since they used to send members to buy Elron's books to boost reported Best Seller! sales at the stores. Then they'd turn the books in to be resold. Some stores reported getting boxes of books with other store's price stickers on them already.

  4. Re:OMG, Elron and the CO$ are represented! on Hugo Nominations Announced · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Trying to buy a Hugo again eh? I thought they gave that up after the Brighton Worldcon. (I imagine they had hopes for the Battlefield Earth movie. They were calling it the next StarWars even before it was released. Hahaha!)

    Since Hubbard never won any serious award, I imagine that they'll really pull out the stops for this effort, including retro-history about how great a Golden-Age author he was. (He was never more than a B-list writer at best.)

    Not posted anonymously because they can kiss my shiny SP ass.

  5. Re:That's All Fine and Good, But... on The Importance of Collaborative Development · · Score: 2, Insightful
    However, relational databases are relatively simple.

    But that's the whole point--Now it's simple. When I'm doing something that needs a relational database, I don't have to re-invent one. There might be fiddly details with plumbing and which one to use, but during design, I can draw a relational database box on the whiteboard without worrying too much about what's inside it. If I want to connect a bunch of tables, select what I want, sort them a particular way, it's there.

  6. Re:Am I the only one... on The Importance of Collaborative Development · · Score: 1

    I'm puzzled too. Paired programming is never mentioned anywhere in the article.

  7. Re:ooh!! on Russian Group Plans Manned Mars Mission By 2011 · · Score: 1

    I can get there in 2.5 years! My plan calls for divine intervention. As soon as I can reach a sponsorship agreement with a god, we're off! (No semi-demi-gods need apply.)

  8. Re:Didn't go to trial, so... on RIAA's Nasty Easter Egg · · Score: 1

    I really wonder if this wasn't just some stunt. As you say, very few people had ever heard of these people. What kind of judgement/damages would involve six figures? (I imagine we only have the word of one or both sides on the size.)

  9. Re:$33 cd? It is going to decrease profit on RIAA's Nasty Easter Egg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I tracked it down. Be baffled.

  10. Re:$33 cd? It is going to decrease profit on RIAA's Nasty Easter Egg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doesn't someone own the copyright to silence? :^P

  11. Re:Not Merchant. on Messenger Spacecraft Prepared for Mercury · · Score: 1

    I think Mercury/Hermes has prior art on that IP, but there might be a compromise. Mercury is more a god of travelling merchants or traders. In a modern context perhaps the probe could be called Door-To-Door-Salesperson?

  12. Mercury Mythology on Messenger Spacecraft Prepared for Mercury · · Score: 1

    Naming a probe to Mercury Messenger is fitting because Mercury was a god of messengers. Of course, that wasn't his only devine attribute, so I expect the next probe to be called Thief, Traveller, or Merchant.

  13. Re:I wholeheartedly agree on The Blues for LEDs · · Score: 1
    Cleaning staff?? I thought you were supposed to strap the brooms to the backs of developers to get the floors sweeped? Oh wait...

    I knew there was a downside to outsourcing all those developer jobs!

  14. Re:LED TVs? on The Blues for LEDs · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised the G&M guy didn't bitch about the damned bright outdoor signs. Those are literally an eye-sore. Especially when it's Elron Hubbard on the side a Cthurch or pictures of happy Dianetics users.

  15. Re:Robotic Parking on Inside a Mechanical Parking Garage · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, there's a whole lot more where that came from. I try not to ramble on about it too much outside ARS and other places. (Updated soon! :^) There were a few jokes that Robotic Parking used Scientologists to park the cars...

  16. Re:The duke of dupes! on AOL to Give Away Spammer's Porsche · · Score: 5, Informative

    Slashdot is mainstream media, acording to news.google.com. It's pretty scary doing a search to find more news on a Slashdot story, and the first link on Google is back to Slashdot. That's just not right.

  17. Bio-Hazard on AOL to Give Away Spammer's Porsche · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's probably got spammer cooties.

  18. Re:Free phone, no contract required on Listen to the Sky · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the LORD spake "Doth thou hear ME now?" And it was Good.

  19. Re:Easy solution? on Overseas Crooks Abuse TTY Phone Service · · Score: 1

    Aren't you supposed to, like, not tell anyone those digits? Once you tell a few businesses, how good is their security?

  20. Re:I've had this happen where I work. on Overseas Crooks Abuse TTY Phone Service · · Score: 1

    Any cheques will eventually turn rubber and bounce to orbit. They don't always use TTY operators, but that allows them to multi-task by tieing up several operators at once. It must be hell to be a real Nigerian business. "Hello, this is RoverSoft of Nigeria .." *click*

  21. Maintenance costs? on Stoplights to Mete Out Punishment? · · Score: 1

    First Corollary of Taber's Second Law:
    Machines that piss people off get murdered.
    -- Pat Taber

  22. Re:Artistic? on Auto-Censoring DVD Player · · Score: 1

    The shocking violence of Fred Ott's Sneeze has never been equaled.

  23. Re:To those of you who support this on Auto-Censoring DVD Player · · Score: 1
    I bet that most of the people in favour of this never switch on this feature at home. After all, they have to keep track of all the shameful content that would have got through without this protection. It's a dirty job, but someone has to be on guard against corruption of public morals.

    It reminds me of the story of the old woman who calls the sheriff to complain about the boys skinny-dipping in the river near her house. When she calls a second time, the sheriff says that the boys moved their swimming a mile downstream, she couldn't possibly see them. She indignantly replies that she certainly can--with her binoculars.

  24. Re:Duh on Security Tools More Harmful Than Helpful? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Post a link to helpful information on Slashdot, and it's a DDoS attack...

  25. Re:The first step to getting rid of spam on Spam and the Law Conference Report · · Score: 1

    So that's why Elron Hubbard docked his cult fleet and slipped into Clearwater Florida.