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Russian Group Plans Manned Mars Mission By 2011

weekendwarrior1980 writes "A group of Russian space experts on Friday announced an ambitious plan to send a six-man crew to Mars within a decade, a project it said would cost only $3.5 billion. Russian space officials dismissed the project as nonsense. They plan to have 6 people explore Mars for months before returning to Earth. The Mission would take 3 years, and would depend on fully equipped spacecraft containing its own garden, medical facilities etc."

376 comments

  1. Well... by MrNonchalant · · Score: 3, Flamebait

    Should be just about as feasible as the Bush space plan.

    Oh wait...

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right from the article:

      Russian space officials dismissed the project as nonsense.

      ha! nice april fools joke editors

    2. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Whomever marked this as flamebait, is either a die-hard Bush fan or hasn't heard about his space plan.

  2. crazy by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Of course it is nonsense... the russians barely have enough money to keep the country afloat, let alone spend on a manned trip to Mars.

    That's almost as crazy as Bush wanting to send people to Mars... How about getting the deficit under control???

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    1. Re:crazy by deathazre · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes, but if Bush could manage to pull that off (send people to mars for all of $3.5M) that would be a VERY GOOD THING.

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    2. Re:crazy by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course it is nonsense... the russians barely have enough money to keep the country afloat, let alone spend on a manned trip to Mars.

      Well, the company funding the project did say it "draws no resources from the state budget." This appears to be a completely privately funded operation.

      Still ludicrous, though, considering the technical and logistical challenges. Although I do like the reality TV angle...who wants to start betting on which cosmonaut takes the first shot of vodka in the Mars atmosphere?

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    3. Re:crazy by deathazre · · Score: 0

      first off, brain fart. $3.5B. Second, what happened to parent? Point is, even if Russia can't pull off the funding, it would be a nice thing to try. I'm not personally a fan of wasting money exploring space, however, if it can be done on a budget...

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    4. Re:crazy by netsharc · · Score: 0

      And in Soviet Russia, America has money to keep the country going well...

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    5. Re:crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they are planning to pay for it with all the oil they expect to find there. I'm sure the Martians will greet them with flowers. This is a planet that can fund its own colonization!

    6. Re:crazy by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 1

      Not that I accept Bush's Economic sense one bit. Frankly he shouldn't be allowed to touch a budget.

      But, for this one, it might not be the worst thing. If all the money for this was spent within the US it would create a large flow of money through the system. The gov spending lots of money isn't a bad thing, as long as it's not flat out wasted and isn't thrown out of the country. This project would involve a heck of a lot of people (new jobs) and fuel a new tech boom. The moonshoot was huge to a lot of companies, (think about how much it boosted the entire computer industry). So it wouldn't be the a completely bad thing.

      Spending money is always better then a tax cut which is pure flushing money down the drain and doesn't help anyone. Having a big project that people could get behind with optimissim and give lots of people jobs for a decade would be a plus. But that doesn't mean go crazy throwing money at mars. Make a lot of the focus on how to do it cheaply and maybe make it worthwhile would be key.

    7. Re:crazy by Guido+del+Confuso · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Spending money is always better then a tax cut which is pure flushing money down the drain and doesn't help anyone.

      Uh, how about the people who have to pay less in taxes? Jeezus Christ. This attitude that tax cuts should only be looked at in a larger economic sense really irritates me. How about looking at it like this:

      It's my money! When you raise taxes, you are taking my money away from me! A tax cut is a good thing, in that I get to keep more of my money!

    8. Re:crazy by golgotha007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Point is, even if Russia can't pull off the funding, it would be a nice thing to try.

      America puts safety first in high risk operations these days. the 'flying by the seat of your pants' days of the space race are over. there is too much public pressure for NASA to make any mistakes, so anything with too much risk is out of the question. how in the world will America be able to accomplish such a risky operation like going to Mars with all this public pressure?

      However, Russia is the perfect candidate (and always has been) for testing extremely high risk equipment and/or situations. why? because although Russia thinks about safety, it's not the number one concern; the number one concern is success.

      when Russia loses a cosmonaut in some accident, they don't halt their space program for years at a time for a complete investigation. they theorize what the problem could be, make adjustments and press on.

      If the world really wants to put a human on planet Mars in the next 20 years, the best idea would be for the world (including USA) to fund Russia to accomplish such a mission. I guarentee they will do it for the smallest amount of money and in the shortest amount of time.

    9. Re:crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If what you say is true, how is it that the Russians have a better safety record than NASA?

    10. Re:crazy by joto · · Score: 0

      Why would it be a good thing? Someone in particular you want sent there?

    11. Re:crazy by phurley · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ok this is not backing Bush, but

      Spending money is always better then a tax cut which is pure flushing money down the drain and doesn't help anyone.
      This makes no sense. By this logic, it would be better to tax at 100%, because any money in private hands is obviously flushing it down the toilet right? Now we can argue that the richest Americans do not need a tax cut, I would argue that you can give them a rate cut as long as you threw out 98% of the tax code, so there were no deductions (except for personal deductions - but hey that would rob lawmakers of a primary source of power and influence, so I am not holding my breath...
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    12. Re:crazy by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Spending money is always better then a tax cut which is pure flushing money down the drain and doesn't help anyone.

      Oh man, you've been at the Democratic Institute for Tax & Spending Economic Theory too long. It's my money, not the government's money. The government has a responsibiity to do as much as it can while stealing as little of my money as possible. How anyone can suggest that the government stealing and spending more of my money is always better than letting me keep my money is just incredible.

      The whole belief that government somehow knows how to spend money better than the taxpayers or somehow does it more efficiently betrays the underlying B.S. in much liberal-think.

    13. Re:crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what record are you looking at? the russians had a hideous safety record, they just had the luxury of a state controlled press who only ever publicised the successes. Their records pretty good these days, but it was built on some pretty horrendous history. for instance: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/monitoring/media_ reports/705808.stm http://www.astronautix.com/articles/therophe.htm

    14. Re:crazy by JimFromJersey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately it goes like this: the feds cut taxes, the feds then have less money to give to states in the form of block grants, states then have shortfalls in funding for education, transportation, safety, ect. States make up for this shortfall by raising taxes (income, sales, property, ect), raising fees (tuition, business, license, ect) and cutting funding to anyone that gets state money. John Q. Public (that's you) then gets bent over with higher taxes and fees from states, counties, cities, as well as state funded enterprises such as universities. Any increased fees paid by businesses or professionals gets levied back onto the consumer. I am amazed that after hounding the left about "no free lunch" that the right engages in the exact same kind of games. There is no free lunch. The liberatarian fantasy about no taxes and making everything pay as you go is just that: pure fantasy. Every road a toll-road, every sidewalk a toll-sidewalk, every bikepath a toll-bikepath, victim of a crime or acciendt you get to pay the ENTIRE cost for the emergancy services. It does not work.

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    15. Re:crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >because although Russia thinks about safety, it's not the number one concern; the number one concern is success.

      However, in practice they have had less safety problems than the USA and maybe had a little less success (in unmanned missions).

    16. Re:crazy by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Heads up, good buddy, it's your debt too.

  3. Pevo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, Mars plans impossible trip to YOU!

    1. Re:Pevo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is this why its called the red planet?

  4. First astronauts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    To be victims of the giant space bugs of Mars!

    (Previous victims include: One Beagle)

  5. Sweet by TyrelHaveman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's about time someone set a goal like this. Human expansion to Mars is a great idea -- it will push our technology (and some human beings in the process) to new limits. Personally, I've always wanted to go to Mars... I just don't want to take the trip there. Zero gee ain't for me! (Even if it's just for a while until we get a centrifuge running)

    1. Re:Sweet by the_mad_poster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yea, right. Don't get your hopes up. If part of your plan involves a "reality TV show"... well, maybe you shouldn't be taken too seriously until you produce something more than a press conference...

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    2. Re:Sweet by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Where do I sign up? And where can I start learning Russian?

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    3. Re:Sweet by deglr6328 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Am I the only one who dosen't think this is really great and in fact hopes that it won't happen?

      You can't sterilize humans without killing them and you can't resonably expect their suits and equipment to remain sterile after the first use. If astro/cosmonauts were sent to mars now it would be a total disaster. All results of any subsequent experiments looking for current life on the surface of Mars would be thrown into doubt.

      At least do a few sample return missions before we send a dirty infectious human.

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    4. Re:Sweet by Babbster · · Score: 4, Informative
      EXACTLY! This is why we also shouldn't attempt to cure human ailments by cutting people open. Every last one of them would die from some kind of infection.

      Sterilization isn't as difficult as you seem to think, especially when said "dirty infectious human[s]" would be encased in tough spacesuits which would be easy to sterilize chemically.

    5. Re:Sweet by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      Agreed. What will be the selection criteria? "Hey, we need at least one travestite and an alcoholic to please our viewers"?! What's the fun of a reality show crowded with professionals doing their job?

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    6. Re:Sweet by List+of+FAILURES · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      mad poster, you speak the truth. I would befriend you except that I only add asshats to my friends and foes list. (Right wingers = asshats). See my JEs for the whys and whos. I love your SIG. Truer words have never been spoken.

    7. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans are TEH SUCK. Aren't they? ;P

      Actually, I would hope that there is some "higher power" whether it be an alien life form or a deity. And I would hope that higher power would see how arrogant the human monkey has become and would stamp us down into the ground until we're ready (ie. we lose our arrogance, selfishness and fear) to really become a part of the interstellar community.

      At the moment, humans are pretty dumb. Especially the Americans. At least the Europeans and the former Soviet states are a little farther evolved than the US. But even they haven't reached a point where we have anything worth sharing with the rest of the universe.

      Before you write me off as some silly troll, think about this: Every atrocity commited by man against man has been perpetrated by the same kind of human. That would be the scared, selfish and fiercely arrogant ape type. It doesn't matter if we're talkig about religions, politics, government or commerce. Just throw a few of those non-evolved "me me me" types in, and any system falls down. That's why communism failed. It's also why capitalism is failing. It's why we have barbarian wars (the middle east, Christian bastards beating the hell out of the Easter Bunny, idiot movies like Passion, etc...) being waged around the world. Honestly, look at the likes of a company as putrid as Microsoft and see how that fat, blubbering, bog-trotting sock-sniffer Balmer acts. It's all about him. The fucker deserves a good whack in the face.

      So... before we go polluting the rest of the universe with our filth, we'd better evolve at least two levels forward. Human filth disgusts me.

    8. Re:Sweet by metlin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yup, it would be quite cool for all the people on TV to watch it, would it not?

      But what would happen if the trip did not succeed? And if all the six astronauts died?

      Now, if that happened on TV too? It would put back space exploration by *ages* - people would be scared shit.

      And that is not a good thing.

      Which is why, I hope such projects are not encouraged - they would have scary backlashes. And some moron presidents would use that as a tool and say that since its unsafe, they are going to concentrate on other important things like the war on terror.

      *ahem*

      Trust me - I sincerely hope this does not take off. Ofcourse, like you said, its quite unlikely that this will too.

    9. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      erm.. communism failed? have you seen whats been going on in Hong Kong lately?

    10. Re:Sweet by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Tomorrow at 9, Randall goes insane as carbon monoxide poisoning sets in after the air filter failure last week, and the crew begin their slow, agonizing deaths! Don't miss it!"

      Fifty share, easy.

    11. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but then again you sometimes need reminders that space travel is not like aviation. it is inherently dangerous.

      you lost me when you bad mouthed the pres, (who is smarter than you) haha.

      not that he is perfect. but last time i checked, he is doing more for space travel than anyone has for how many
      years?

      i know its difficult to comprehend, but a country can do multiple things, including cleaning up the previous presidents lax attitude on terror.

    12. Re:Sweet by Zakabog · · Score: 4, Interesting

      YEAH! Exactly! You're so right, we should never send humans to mars cause since the second they step outside the space craft they will contaminate the whole planet. And don't give me any nonsense about them using sterile suits (like those make believe bunny suits the Intel guys wear, we all know they're really working on that stuff completely naked!) How would you even manage to get a suit on an astronaut, that's immpossible. And how would you seal it so no contaminents get out? You'd need some kind of air tight suit for space, we can call it a space suit. And we all know those don't exist so we should deffinitely hold off on human exploration of mars till we can invent "space suits."

      Ahem, to quote the Daily Show "That's a stupid thing to say, and you're a stupid person for saying it."

    13. Re:Sweet by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 2, Funny

      If part of your plan involves a "reality TV show"...

      "If you want Ivan to stay in the capsule, call 04321. If you want Boris to stay, call 01234..."

      Hmmm, sorry Boris, nothing personal - clic, fizzz, voila, Mars' first organic satellite !

      Thomas Miconi

    14. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Send some hot pornochicks on this trip too

      PORN IN SPACE

      That would be so cool

    15. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      t least the Europeans and the former Soviet states are a little farther evolved than the US

      both world wars were started in Europe. When was the last time mass Genocide happened in the US? It doesn't. Seems to be commonplace in European history. Evolved my ass. Face it, the US is the most evolved country in the world the whole world revolves around what happens in the US. You can be as angry about it as you want, but that is reality

    16. Re:Sweet by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Um, 1880's or thereabouts? Or when did the wars against the heathen Indians end? I forget, but I figure the death of Custer to be a damn good metric.

    17. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Economic Growth != Evolution

    18. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember a race of people intially known as "Red Indians" but now called "Native Americans" among the more politically correct buffoons among you? they live in reserves.

    19. Re:Sweet by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's good of you to bring that up. The problem is that fuckers like the guy above aren't going to even take them into consideration. To people like him, the original inhabitants of the Americas were "heathen savages" and were "justifiably liberated" from their "pagan ways". Aren't the westerners just the biggest load of hypocrites you've ever run into?

    20. Re:Sweet by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      wow what a clever mature response. Why do I picture you selfrighteously patting yourself on the back right now? My point remains valid. If you are going to send humans to Mars obviously they will have to use sterilized space suits. The lander will be huge in comparison to previous landers sent to Mars, everything humans touch necessarily becomes contaminated with millions of bacteria, it will be orders of magnitude more difficult to sterilize such an object. Without any real knowledge on the chances of viability for organisms from Earth in a Martian environment, taking a gamble on ruining the scientific value of such a pristine laboratory merely for means of national pride would be crime.

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    21. Re:Sweet by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      The barbarians of Earth don't believe in science. They only care about conquest. I can't wait until Planet X returns and the Niburu come back and put the filthy humans in their rightful place. For the record, I'm not human.

    22. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My point remains valid.

      No it doesn't... you invalidate your point right here...

      If you are going to send humans to Mars obviously they will have to use sterilized space suits.

      The largest problem isn't figuring out how to keep humans from contaminating the environment, that's the least of their worries. The hard part is getting everyone up there and back alive, when they figure that out they can worry (for all of 4 minutes) about how to get a dirty astronaut into a sterile suit without contaminating the outer part of the suit (they could always just use a suit inside a suit, a disposable outer suit comes in contact with your body and when you're finally in the full suit it can be disolved away or zippered off or removed somehow (without it touching the clean suit) or they could have an onboard sterilization area, or they could have a rover designed for the astronauts to go in, it could be sterile on the outside and the astronauts could enter from a hatch and get lowered onto the martion surface, they'd be restricted in individual movement (as there would probably only be one rover and like 2 astronauts inside, both would have to work on the same things), but they wouldn't contaminate the planet.

      It's like you gave no thought into your post at all, there are so many ways they can think of to not contaminate the planet and I assure you, you didn't figure out some amazing little detail that the rest of the planet overlooked (they currently steralize all their mars rovers before sending them up, why wouldn't they figure out a way to steralize the humants?)

    23. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you. are. retarded.

  6. Mars by gabriel-dialupusa · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they read Mars, by Ben Bova, recently. :P

    Good luck to 'em.

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  7. ooh!! by ToadMan8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if I announced my own space program I could get on Slashdot too!!
    I'm gonna get there in THREE years and stay for 17 months and only need a taxi and a Swiss Army Knife!!

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    1. Re:ooh!! by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

      You mean you only need a modified bus and a chainsaw (without fuel though)...

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    2. Re:ooh!! by Throtex · · Score: 1

      Well, I plan on going to the MOON in an EDSEL!

      I'm sorry if my insane plan causes too much trouble.

    3. Re:ooh!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this have anything to do with an insane purple tentacle, perchance?

    4. Re:ooh!! by Mattsson · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let me guess... Your partner is Macgyver? =)

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    5. Re:ooh!! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I can get there in 2.5 years! My plan calls for divine intervention. As soon as I can reach a sponsorship agreement with a god, we're off! (No semi-demi-gods need apply.)

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    6. Re:ooh!! by List+of+FAILURES · · Score: 1

      Nope. He's busy traveling through wormholes with SG1. Status: unavailable.

    7. Re:ooh!! by really? · · Score: 1

      No semi-demi-gods need apply.
      So, you are saing only than anyone who is > 25% God can play. Fine with me, let's talk.

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    8. Re:ooh!! by sckeener · · Score: 1

      Let me guess... Your partner is Macgyver? =)

      No, but he did play him on TV.

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    9. Re:ooh!! by Suidae · · Score: 1

      Actually he's currently frozen in some kind of clear goop in an Ancients installation. Until next season anyway.

    10. Re:ooh!! by jdray · · Score: 1

      Read The Getaway Special . Synopsis: Wacky scientist invents teleportation device that makes long distance space travel instantaneous with parts that can be bought from a Radio Shack. Plans GPL'd. Earth gov'ts freaked out. Chaos ensues. Protagonist travels around galaxy in a modified septic tank (good pressure vessel). Definitely not "hard sci-fi," but a fun romp to be sure.

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  8. Funded by Reality TV? by Beeswarm · · Score: 5, Funny
    Taken from the article:

    Alexandrov didn't explain how his firm would raise the funds, but said one of the reasons he thought such a mission would be profitable was it could involve a "reality" television show.

    Just what we need. Survivor in space. You don't even want to know what happens to the guy who gets voted off the spaceship.

    1. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Funny

      can we force all of the American Idol contestants and judges to go into the ship.... and seacrest, make him go too,

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    2. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by dj245 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just what we need. Survivor in space. You don't even want to know what happens to the guy who gets voted off the spaceship. In space, nobody can hear you plagerize overused movie quotes.

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    3. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Just what we need. Survivor in space."

      Yeah you sound cynical now, but if Stan the blue eyed blond haired hunk were to double over due to stomach pain, you'd be on the edge of your seat.

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    4. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by dj245 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      crap a misplaced (p) tag. should have previewed.

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    5. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The tribe has now voted.

      You must now exit the airlock..

    6. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and a misspelled "plagiarize". should have spell checked.

    7. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can we force all of the American Idol contestants and judges to go into the ship.... and seacrest, make him go too

      If we call it the "B" Ark, will they buy it?

    8. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He gets fired (by the rockets)?

    9. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      David, you have been voted out, please leave the big brother airlock.

    10. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by pragma_x · · Score: 2, Funny

      I dunno, the idea of suvivor where loosing contestants don't get to come back on TV (ever), seems oddly tantilizing.

      Given the rash of deplorable reality TV as of late, this may (sadly) wind up being more truth than fiction:

      This season on FOX...

      12 average people,
      1 mission,
      and only room for 3 on board.

      Who will be The Cosmonaut?

      Hosted by Gary Sinease with guest appearances by Tom Hanks and Sigourney Weaver.

    11. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by w42w42 · · Score: 1

      We're sorry Olav, but the ratings are down, we're going to have to terminate you.

  9. What if they're right? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My first reaction on reading this, like the Russian bigwigs', was "bullshit." A Mars mission for a signle percentile of the estimated cost, with funding from a TV show? It sounds like every bad sci-fi "masterpiece" ever written by an over-enthusiastic fourteen-year-old.

    But ... what if they know something NASA and the Russian equivalent don't know? I mean, just about every time some obscure group of private would-be genius inventors announces something great, it turns out to be vaporware. But every once in a while, these obscure people turn out to be the Wright brothers, or Goddard.

    So, what if they pull it off? What actually happens then?

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    1. Re:What if they're right? by finkployd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, what if they pull it off? What actually happens then?

      I'm glad you asked, I have a three part plan for just this kind of event.

      Step 1: I drink a toast to the people that pulled this off.

      Step 2: I laugh at NASA and the Russian equivalent.

      Step 3: My life remains mostly unaffected.

      Finkployd

    2. Re:What if they're right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...

      Step 4: Watch as someone ELSE .. Profits!

      Blast. No pun intended.

    3. Re:What if they're right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well yes, that last post was definitely interesting and insightful.

    4. Re:What if they're right? by jonhuang · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then we watch the TV show.

    5. Re:What if they're right? by bwy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you want to root for the little guy... Burt over at Scaled Composites is your guy. He's credible. These guys just aren't. No more need to worry about what will happen if they pull it off, than, if I were to tell you that I'll be teleporting to Venus next year. The burden of proof is on the party that asserts the positive.

      On the other hand, we can ask whats gonna happen when SpaceShipOne hits 60 miles up later this year.

    6. Re:What if they're right? by Total_Wimp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They don't even really need to know anything that great. They just have to be willing to send 6 people up there without anything close to the amount of scientific discovery beforehand that everyone else is counting on paying for.

      All they need is:

      big-ass rocket
      decent size living area
      lots of food (garden)
      a doctor as part of the crew
      a crew that accepts the (very substantial) risk
      a return craft

      If they don't test things overly much then they shouldn't have too much of a problem getting that for $3.5 Billion.

      No one else is willing to risk 6 lives that recklessly, hence they pay a lot more.

      TW

    7. Re:What if they're right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're not far from the truth.
      I for one would definately be tuning into this TV show, as it would probably be the closest i'd come to space in my lifetime.

      I'm sure theres many more people besides me that have this idea and that could just be what makes this profitable.

    8. Re:What if they're right? by Tree131 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Gilligan's Island, minus the big-ass rocket.

    9. Re:What if they're right? by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      You save on fuel if you build your return ship out of coconuts.

    10. Re:What if they're right? by secolactico · · Score: 0

      You forgot "a big-ass soundstage".

      The one used to fake the Moon landing will not be big enough, probably.

      a return craft

      This is the tricky part. Whatever craft they use to return has to escape Mars gravity with all crewmembers and be big enough to support them during the trip back home.

      I guess they could leave the return craft in orbit and use landing modules.

      They will also be somewhat far to expect prompt rescue should anything go wrong. Better keep those poison pills handy ;-)

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    11. Re:What if they're right? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Oh, great this show will either drive space exploration or kill it off until the collective masses forget the show ever existed. If it was a co-ed crew, though they could get funding from the Spice Channel as well.

    12. Re:What if they're right? by nizo · · Score: 1
      a return craft

      Actually that is optional too (would also make for an interesting ending to the reality show, especially if the crew didn't know beforehand).

    13. Re:What if they're right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All they need is:

      big-ass rocket

      Ass rocket? I thought they'd be in some sort of capsule. That's probably where a lot of the cost savings comes from.

    14. Re:What if they're right? by Xemu · · Score: 2, Interesting
      All they need is:

      decent size living area
      lots of food (garden)
      a doctor as part of the crew
      a crew that accepts the (very substantial) risk
      a return craft


      It sounds suspiciously like Star Trek Voyager.

      So will Seven be there too?
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    15. Re:What if they're right? by Shimmer · · Score: 1

      If Step 3 is true, then I feel sorry for you.

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    16. Re:What if they're right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's much more like "every bad sci-fi "masterpiece" ever written by an over-enthusiastic fourteen-year-old" than you think. You see, "some obscure group of private would-be genius inventors" have stolen the secret notebooks of Tesla from Area51, and have unwound many of it's secrets, such as teleportation of non-organic matter. And the TV show is really an excuse to air live unscensored footage of the mission, so that the Illuminating cannot block the scenes of alien cities on mars.

      Damn, I should be a hollywood writer!

    17. Re:What if they're right? by xaaronx · · Score: 1

      I believe you mean "Illuminati".

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  10. Start peddling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good, luck. Maybe they can get some duck tape, M80's and vinegar and baking soda.

  11. get real by ShallowThroat · · Score: 0, Troll

    you are going to need at least a zippo and a top hat as well.

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  12. safe? by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seems to me that any "low cost" mission to mars would be suicide seeing as it's still dangerous with expensive NASA tech, I sure wouldn't want to get on a ship for mars that only cost 3.5 billion, seeing as the U.S. has Bombers that cost 1 Billion and a bomber is far simpler than an interplanetary voyage.

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    1. Re:safe? by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The correlation between funding and safety is rather a weak one. Our government may not be able to work as efficiently as this group and the engineers at NASA may not be as dedicated to the project. The largest problem this group faces is securing any funding at all and being able to set up the facilities to get this project done. It is analagous to a big business and a small business working on the same thing.

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    2. Re:safe? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      hey, there has to be some excitement in it you know..

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    3. Re:safe? by Ironsides · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your ofrget that US bombers have cutting edge stealth technology that require a repaint if they get scratched, since that makes tehm sho up on radar. Among other things, not neading that really cuts down on hte price. So it could be possible, just like the guy that made a cruise missle for 5k.

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    4. Re:safe? by Lshmael · · Score: 1, Informative

      Do you have any links to back up your assertion? While the cruise missile guy exists (although he did not actually build the missile, just asserted it was theoretically possible), I have found nothing about the stealth bomber's necessity to be repainted.

      You also forget that cruise missiles do not carry passengers. Similarly, if your stealth bomber does show up on enemy radar, there is no guarantee that you will die. If your poorly made Russian reality TV spaceship has problems, then you are just screwed.

    5. Re:safe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah!! My eyes! It's called a spell-checker, butterfingers.

      Well, it could have been worse, at least you spelled "it" correctly.

    6. Re:safe? by WhiteBandit · · Score: 5, Informative

      Do you have any links to back up your assertion? While the cruise missile guy exists [aardvark.co.nz] (although he did not actually build the missile, just asserted it was theoretically possible), I have found nothing about the stealth bomber's necessity to be repainted.

      Taken from the this site:
      Stealth coatings present a host of other problems. To be effective, the plane's surface must be kept perfectly slick. Exposure to rain or hail can cause nicks and scratches that dramatically increase the craft's radar signature. Even optimal flying conditions take a toll on a plane's skin. In a study released in June 1998, congressional investigators who observed a B-2 after one test flight reported that the plane "had damaged tape, caulk, paint, and heat tiles.... In addition, we observed hydraulic fluid leaks beneath the aircraft that further damaged the caulk."

      If you dig around google, you will find other relavent links as well.

    7. Re:safe? by Daneboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      But then again, your spaceship probably wouldn't have any $5,000 toilet seats, right?! :-) NASA tech is overrated! They STILL haven't found anything better to do with those huge empty space shuttle external fuel tanks than just let them burn up after each use. How 'bout a little boost to get 'em into orbit, then doing something with 'em? I mean, there's got to be SOMEthing useful we could in space with a handful of big, sturdy, airtight containers. Live in them, store stuff in them, build something in them, whatever -- but using them as giant disposable lighters just can NOT be the most cost-efficient thing...

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    8. Re:safe? by Long-EZ · · Score: 1
      ...seeing as the U.S. has Bombers that cost 1 Billion...

      The B2 costs about $2.2 billion.

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    9. Re:safe? by misleb · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the heat shielding that space vehicles use be anagolous to "stealth paint?" You could come up with any number of differences between a stealth bomber and a Mars space craft, but at least the stealth bomber is current technology. Nobody has a Mars shuttle. Surely that is going to cost as much if not more than a stealth bomber to develop.

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    10. Re:safe? by hazem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think this is why the stealth bomber flies its missions out of the US, even when it's bombing things in Iraq & Afghanistan. If I correctly recall, the facility to resurface the stealth would be too expensive to relocate to another, closer, country.

    11. Re:safe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get it right. They say the FIRST one cost 2 BILLION... Because of the research, engineering and design that went into it. Sure, it's a damned expensive airplane, but it's like saying that the fist Corvette off the line (each model year) is worth a ten million dollars.

      Bullshit.

    12. Re:safe? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      You forgot the obligatory story about how NASA blew tons of money developing a pen that could write in space while the Russians just used a pencil.

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    13. Re:safe? by id · · Score: 0

      and the obligatory debunking of the story.

    14. Re:safe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Web browsers don't include one, you insensitive clod.

      Besides, grammar, spelling, typo, etc. nazies should well know that additional exclamation marks make you look even more stupid than the rest of that drivel, which says a lot.

  13. Money shmoney by t_allardyce · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine the exclusive tv rights for the entire trip! Plus selling one of the seats to the highest bidder, you could get enough funding if you had a good start and credibility, and didnt blow 40% of the budget on hookers and booze like most government contracters (they then outsource the project for 20% of the budget and keep the rest).

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    1. Re:Money shmoney by russellh · · Score: 1

      It'd be a really real reality show if their funding was cut halfway there. then what?

      Bangalore, we have a problem...

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    2. Re:Money shmoney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      didnt blow 40% of the budget on hookers and booze
      ...in fact, forget the booze!

      ahh, screw the whole thing.
  14. Mars, a pipe dream by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While it is indisputable that the technology that is required to travel to Mars and establish a rudimentary colony around the hull of the space craft and any transported plants and animals exists and can be taken to Mars (at great cost), it is highly doubtful that they would be able to bring themselves back from the red planet.

    The cost of taking the fuel for the return trip would be absolutely astronomical considering the extensive modifications necessary to ensure that the fuel does not leak over the course of the three year mission.

    Besides all that, should we really be sending living organisms to a virtually uncontaminated environment so soon? We have just discovered real evidence of flowing water once existing on the planet, and this in turn could lead to evidence of fossilized microbes and other lifeforms that we would threaten with destruction if we were to introduce Earth microbes that the Martian microbes could not fight.

    More study is needed, as is more thought on the impact of colonizing Mars. We will no doubt go there eventually and it may become our home away from home, but sending up a bunch of Russians to tromp around what may be a life-rich planet (under the surface) seems like a mission of putting the cart before the horse.

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    1. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by lsdino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ahh, whatever...

      If someone wants to risk their life to be the first human to land on another planet AND they can find someone to pay for it, I say let 'em go.

      All the unmanned exploration in the pristine Mars will not advance the human cause as much as landing people there. Not only are there bound to be large scientific break throughs from the effort, but there are bound to be large psychological break throughs as well. And it ultimately is a great insurance policy for the survival of the human species.

      As an aside if anyone hasn't read Red Mars / Blue Mars / Green Mars (by Kim Stanley Robinson) its a great triology that deals with the colonization mars in a really interesting way. So if you're looking for something to read, check it out...

    2. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by ChowyChow · · Score: 5, Funny
      a mission of putting the cart before the horse.
      You do realize we're talking about Soviet Russia.
    3. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 5, Funny

      We have just discovered real evidence of flowing water once existing on the planet, and this in turn could lead to evidence of fossilized microbes and other lifeforms that we would threaten with destruction if we were to introduce Earth microbes that the Martian microbes could not fight.

      Doesn't it seem more likely that our microbial organisms wouldn't stand a chance against Martian organisms fighting on their own turf? What makes Earth organisms so tough?

      Come to think of it, we should send well armed Earth bacteria to Mars in a preemptive assault against those mad, raving Martian microbes frothing at the mouth for their chance to dominate our culture. It's the patriotic duty of all Earth citizens to help liberate the Red Planet!

      Dramatic conflict is better for TV ratings.

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    4. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still not sure what we're going to do to hurt the fossilized Martian microbes. Or them to us, for that matter.

    5. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      The contamination factor is always taken under consideration. Not only that, but what about the bacteria brought back to earth. It didnt even have to live on asteroids, it could have went up when the continents of earth were just being created(so it would be foreign to the current environment).

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    6. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Don't you wish that you studied or simply read something. All you need is H2 and energy (solar or nuke). From that you can create CH4 (methane) +H20 + O2 quite easily. Now, you take a small amount of extra H2 and viola, presto fuel for the return trip.

      But I still think that it is wrong to come back. It should be a one way trip for colinization. We may lose one or two groups, but I rather think that if we send several mission worth of colonists there, with proper equipment that they will survive.

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    7. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Life? what life? We know that mars USED to be earthlike, therefore anything we do would actually be reverting it back to what it once was. As for the possiblity of life under the surface, give them a shovel and have them dig a hole, if they find anything, life is discovered. Otherwise, we may never find life. Rovers are only so good, it's like trying to use a satelite to spot an aphid in the sahara.

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    8. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by cilix · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Doesn't it seem more likely that our microbial organisms wouldn't stand a chance against Martian organisms fighting on their own turf? What makes Earth organisms so tough?

      Err... Actually there is a long and illustrious history of organisms from Environment A going to Environment B and kicking the crap out of it in nasty and unexpected ways. Here in New Zealand, for example, our native birds are seriously endangered because of imported pests like rats and possums. Not to mention the difficulties of controlling imported weeds like gorse and pests like rabbits.

      I'm no biologist, but an organism that has lived on mars for thousands of years might be able to cope with that environment well, but probably wouldn't cope well with changes in environment.

      It's little more than hopeful thinking to suggest that organisms from Earth would pose no threat. They would be of no threat if they died as a result of the Martian environment straight away. But that's wishful thinking.

    9. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by cookie_cutter · · Score: 2, Insightful
      All the unmanned exploration in the pristine Mars will not advance the human cause as much as landing people there.

      Which cause would that be, exactly? Don't make the mistake of believing that what you consider obvious/universal, others do as well.

      Not only are there bound to be large scientific break throughs from the effort,

      We'd get more data on mars, sure, but how useful is that likely to be?

      but there are bound to be large psychological break throughs as well.

      Anything we couldn't get back here for a lot less money? I doubt it.

      And it ultimately is a great insurance policy for the survival of the human species.

      Can't argue with you on that, but let's be clear about this particular case: they are just going to visit, there are no plans to set up a colony.

      As an aside if anyone hasn't read Red Mars / Blue Mars / Green Mars (by Kim Stanley Robinson) its a great triology that deals with the colonization mars in a really interesting way.

      I'm one hundred percent in agreement with you there. It's definitely the greatest story of Mars colonization I've ever heard of. Went way beyond my expectations of what a colonization story could be. To be pedantic, though, the order is Red Mars | Green Mars | Blue Mars

    10. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by cookie_cutter · · Score: 2, Funny
      Dramatic conflict is better for TV ratings.

      Anyone who's seen bacterial cultures battling it out knows that watching grass grow is comparatively rivetting.

    11. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by visionsofmcskill · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      screw mars micro-whatever life.

      number one... considering the astronaunts and their environs will be closed off by cold hard steel, the amount of contamination will be minimal at the least... expecialy after launch.. space and re-entry.

      Number two... whatever microbes we bring with us .. expecialy planet level ones... wont have much of a chance surviving in mars's near lack of an atmoshphere... much less it's totaly different environment.

      number three... even if we do contaminate the planet somehow... six people... ona PLANET... not gonna do any damage... and the knowledge they reap in turn for that contamination i think far outweighs the risk.

      number four... who gives a sh**, our destiny is to colinate and grow as a succesfull species, at the expense of dead, and/or near-dead planets. Our expansiona and colonization, and security by not putting all our eggs in one basket (earth).. is far more important than any stinking microbes on mars... which brings me to point four

      we should get to the buisness of terra-forming mars ASAP anyways... with current technology we could terraform mars into an inhabitable planet (at least atmosphere wise) within 4 to 5 hundred years... this is a time-consumptive process, and given the balence between scientific advances and set-backs... we may as well get cracking as soon as we can.

      while i think martian life is a great thing to study, i think our life should take precedence... at all costs.

      also i dont see why the two cant be done simultaneously... honestly...

      the sooner we get off this planet and having living humans on another.... the sooner we'll see a huge jump in space exploration and technical advancements. Maybe even real space ships that can cover our solar-system in our life time.

      and MAYBE... even space-ships capable of reaching the nearest stars within our life-times... though that is much less-likely.

      in either case, we need to spark the fire.... and i for one am illing to sacrafice martian microbes for it.

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    12. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by The+Grey+Mouser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      number four... who gives a sh**, our destiny is to colinate and grow as a succesfull species, at the expense of dead, and/or near-dead planets. Our expansiona and colonization, and security by not putting all our eggs in one basket (earth).. is far more important than any stinking microbes on mars...


      That sounds fine, until a colony ship of some advanced civilisation shows up on our doorstep, ready to "terra"form our planet. Just need to get rid of 6 billion microbes first...


      And while you may be content sacrificing an entire (putative) ecology in exchange for neater rocket ships, others would say that possible life on another world is a far greater treasure, however advanced. Nevertheless, while the issue of biological contamination should be paramount (in both directions), that should hardly prevent manned exploration, provided reasonable precautions are taken.


      But immediate terraforming of Mars, even disregarding the technical problems, is clearly ridiculous. It is rarely a good idea to destroy something before we completely understand it. While concerns about making humanity a harder target for mass extinction are surely valid, we can almost certainly start colonies on the Moon or at L5 with much less work than Mars.


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    13. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Standmic · · Score: 1

      A few points:

      First, a "rudimentary colony" would not be required to travel to Mars. By sling-shotting the space craft towards the planet and timing the launch based upon the alignment of the planets, it would be possible to get there in under a year (shorter than the time span that some astronauts/cosmonauts spend at the space station or Mir).

      Second, you are right that the cost of taking fuel for a return trip from Mars is prohibitive, but it is possible to produce a hydrogen based fuel, extracting the necessary elements from Mars' meager atmosphere. A working prototype of such a device has already been made and successfully tested.

      (for points one and two, please see Robert Zubrin's book: The Case for Mars")

      Third, it's doubtful as to how much more real science can be done on Mars without getting our hands dirty. One manned mission could collect a million times more data than another satellite or rover even. It's true, the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle does apply in this situation (the impossibility of observing without affecting the observed), but if careful, contamination of Mars could be prevented/impaired.

    14. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by michaelhood · · Score: 5, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, the obligatory jokes make themselves!

    15. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by TummyX · · Score: 1


      The cost of taking the fuel for the return trip would be absolutely astronomical considering the extensive modifications necessary to ensure that the fuel does not leak over the course of the three year mission.


      Um, you could send the fuel there later in a second (and maybe third) unmannged vehicle. It wouldn't have to last 3 years and you wouldn't have to carry it all the way.

    16. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember that NZ is essentially the same environment as many other places on Earth.

      Mars is not.

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    17. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1
      And it ultimately is a great insurance policy for the survival of the human species.

      Can't argue with you on that, but let's be clear about this particular case: they are just going to visit, there are no plans to set up a colony.

      Hm, possible surviving but that doesn't mean thriving. It's not clear to me that it is an insurance policy for our survival. It's just a guess, mind you, but I would think that the money needed to get to Mars, set up self-sufficient colonies that are psychologically livable as well as physically livable, would be far more efficiently spent here on the home rock. We have clever people here who will be inventing fabulous technology in the years to come. Couple that with just a little bit of population control through positive incentives and we would be better off here.

      This doesn't mean we shouldn't go to Mars, just that it doesn't seem like the ideal escape hatch for humanity. Unless of course you're talking about a direct hit on Earth by a sizable meteorite, in which case I hope I'm not on the B ark....

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    18. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Trackster · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And it ultimately is a great insurance policy for the survival of the human species.

      I don't know about that. Here's a better sure fire insurance policy for the survival of the human species.

      1)Educate them with constructive traits instead of destructive ones.

      2)Do away with all or most nukes.

      3)Do away with publicised and unpublicised biological WMD strains.

      4)Put fossil fuels out to pasture.

      5)Profit (for the future of the the Human and most other species)!

    19. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1

      i think he meant insurance against external forces, such as a planet-destroying meteroite or a sudden horrible virus epidemic. essentially, if we stay on earth forever, we *will* eventually die out as a species. now, whether leaving earth will prevent that is a totally different debate.

    20. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought NZ was the same environment as Middle Earth...

    21. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Trackster · · Score: 1

      whether leaving earth will prevent that is a totally different debate. And that "different debate", my friend is the crux of what I was expressing.

    22. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, the reason earth organisms would plague the surface of mars is because nothing has had time
      to build up a defense to it. It's like the plagues that the colonists brought to the americas.

    23. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by redhog · · Score: 1

      Hm, why not just send water and a fission-based energy-source? Water can be split into oxygen and hydrogen through elecrolysis. I imagine keeping water from escaping is much easier than keeping hydrogen and oxygen from doing the same - in the shadow in space, it would even be ice, so no need to protect it at all...

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    24. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Paulrothrock · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is getting really, really dull. A few /.ers spew some FUD about how it's dangerous or expensive or 'a pipe dream' and then I gotta come in and lay out the truth for them to not believe again.

      While it is indisputable that the technology that is required to travel to Mars and establish a rudimentary colony around the hull of the space craft and any transported plants and animals exists and can be taken to Mars (at great cost), it is highly doubtful that they would be able to bring themselves back from the red planet.

      All the materials exist on Mars to make fuel and oxygen and even a spacecraft for the return trip. Between the water in the soil and the CO2 in the atmosphere, it would take very simple and well-known chemical reactions to turn them into methane for fuel and oxygen to breathe.

      Plants can be transported as seeds and planted in Martian soil (with some fertilizer, probably from the crew) or in hydroponics. In pressurized greenhouses with CO2 gas in them, they'll grow like gangbusters, providing more than enough food. Animals can be brought later (starting with tilapia, a readily farmed fish). But it should be stated that until there is a good farmacological ecosystem, we shouldn't think of bringing things like cattle; they're just too expensive to grow.

      The cost of taking the fuel for the return trip would be absolutely astronomical considering the extensive modifications necessary to ensure that the fuel does not leak over the course of the three year mission.

      Then don't take the fuel! Make it there. Do you think Lewis and Clark brought all the food and firewood they were going to need? Of course not; that would have made the mission prohibitivly expensive.

      Besides all that, should we really be sending living organisms to a virtually uncontaminated environment so soon? We have just discovered real evidence of flowing water once existing on the planet, and this in turn could lead to evidence of fossilized microbes and other lifeforms that we would threaten with destruction if we were to introduce Earth microbes that the Martian microbes could not fight.

      Earth microbes are so different from Mars microbes there would be almost no way for them to survive outside of the spacecraft. It would be like trying to infect a human being with the chemosynthetic bacteria from the bottom of the ocean; the habitats are too different for them to survive. You don't see people disinfecting the submersibles that travel down there, do you?

      More study is needed, as is more thought on the impact of colonizing Mars. We will no doubt go there eventually and it may become our home away from home, but sending up a bunch of Russians to tromp around what may be a life-rich planet (under the surface) seems like a mission of putting the cart before the horse.

      The goal of exploring Mars should be to colonize it. There is little threat to Martian microbes (should they exist) from Earth organisms, and if we are going to terraform it, that could take 500 years, more than enough time to study the microbes, who will adapt.

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    25. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Moofie · · Score: 2, Informative

      So you refine your return fuel on the surface of Mars. Entirely feasible.

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    26. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      In a word, storage. H2 must either be stored as a hydrate (attached to a solid) or as liquid H2 at less than 14K is next to impossible in any tank. Methane is trivial to store for long period of time.

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    27. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      If someone wants to risk their life to be the first human to land on another planet AND they can find someone to pay for it, I say let 'em go.

      Yes, because you americans really can stop the russians from going?? And im sure the Russians can pay for it with the money that the pansies at NASA are giving them to keep the space station going.

      I thought the human race was a little less dull than the thousands of cublicle dwellers posting how bad of idea this is. Just because it is someone non-american...its unsafe?

      Despite a much lower budget than NASA, the Russian's space program seems to be working a lot better, they actually have performed space missions in the last year.

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    28. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      While it is indisputable that the technology that is required to travel to Mars and establish a rudimentary colony around the hull of the space craft and any transported plants and animals exists and can be taken to Mars (at great cost), it is highly doubtful that they would be able to bring themselves back from the red planet.

      What makes you think that getting back home is even part of the mission goal? There are plenty of folks -- many right here on Slashdot -- who wouldn't blink an eye before volunteering for a one-way mission to a truly uncharted frontier. Even after you weed out the obvious psychos and wannabes, you're still going to have a decent pool of qualified volunteers.

      And just suppose they *do* get to the surface, with survivors >= 1. You don't think *that* will stir the collective imagination? Expect another human launch at the next planetary alignment, with regularly scheduled departures thereafter.

      It'll just take a handful of visionary retired scientists with nothing to lose -- and our existing media culture -- to start the migration off this watery rock.

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    29. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Control+Group · · Score: 1
      It is rarely a good idea to destroy something before we completely understand it

      What's out there that we do completely understand? By your rationale, humans should never have migrated out of the mideast, because we wouldn't want to bring our diseases to the virgin forests of Europe.

      Environmental consciousness is a wonderful thing, but bringing human progress to a screeching halt pending "complete understanding" of anything is ridiculous. Risks have to be taken. When risks are taken, sometimes they go the wrong way, which is what makes them risks. Advocating a "no risk" policy is the best possible way to prevent anything from ever being done.

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    30. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of folks -- many right here on Slashdot -- who wouldn't blink an eye before volunteering for a one-way mission to a truly uncharted frontier.

      >raises hand< Ooo ooo ooo!! Pick me!!!

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    31. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      [raises hand] Ooo ooo ooo!! Pick me!!!

      Well, your website url indicates that you're halfway there...

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    32. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by incom · · Score: 1

      {voice of Nixon Head} My fellow Earthicans...

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    33. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by klang · · Score: 1

      Why bring fuel at all? Bring the knowledge needed to produce fuel from local material .. they have to stay on site several months anyway.

      As long as we kill off several unique spieces every day here on Earth, we shouldn't be too concerned about the posibility of killing a few local microbes; bag'em and tag'em. Great, our base is build on a graveyard, it wouldn't be the first.

    34. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by klang · · Score: 1

      Lewis and Clark; explorers that were willing to take a chance that could cost them their lives. If it hadn't been for them .. it would have been for somebody else. There is never a shortage of people willing to take a risk.

      Maybe the return policy of all other space programmes (to Mars and back), the safty, the humanity is actually what drives the price upwards?

    35. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by The+Grey+Mouser · · Score: 1


      What's out there that we do completely understand? By your rationale, humans should never have migrated out of the mideast, because we wouldn't want to bring our diseases to the virgin forests of Europe.


      I think we understand forests pretty well. And the "virgin forests of Europe" were hardly at risk for contracting smallpox, if that's what you mean.


      Environmental consciousness is a wonderful thing, but bringing human progress to a screeching halt pending "complete understanding" of anything is ridiculous. Risks have to be taken. When risks are taken, sometimes they go the wrong way, which is what makes them risks. Advocating a "no risk" policy is the best possible way to prevent anything from ever being done.


      Well, of course I never said that risks should never be taken, and I'll thank you not to put words in my mouth. But any risk must be balanced against the potential negative consequences should things go awry, and compared against the benefits if everything works out. Game theory, in other words. If it is the word "complete" that bothers you, my point still stands if you leave it out :-)

      You are right to say that risks must be taken, but you are mistaken if you believe that you alone can judge what risks are worth balancing against a nebulous "human progress". This must of necessity be determined by as great a consensus of humanity as possible. Advocacy and debate---and a great deal of time.

      One last thing---while I don't dispute the benefits likely to accrue from a mission to Mars, it is worth asking whether such benefits couldn't be gained in any other way. For example, would it perhaps be a better use of resources to further explore the depths of our terrestrial oceans, which might as well be another planet in terms of what we know about the darkest depths. Can you give a reasoned argument as to why the funding should be put into space, rather than oceanography? (I say this, by the way, as one who is very excited about the possibility of manned exploration of Mars---but I think it is important that the question be asked).

      Mouser

    36. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by lsdino · · Score: 1

      I thought the human race was a little less dull than the thousands of cublicle dwellers posting how bad of idea this is. Just because it is someone non-american...its unsafe?

      I don't know where you got this idea from my post. It's unsafe because it's a FRIGGIN TRIP TO MARS. Just like it was unsafe to cross over to the Americas from Europe at one point in time. Just like it's STIL unsafe to go to space at all (didn't a US space shuttle recently blow up?). The people who are willing to risk their lives for this are doing us all a great service.

      I am pro space exploration who ever does it. There may be some strife from the politics involved (either due to the issue you bring up, or the issue of environmentalism on Mars as the post I responded to brought up). I say bring the strife on, let's get it over with and hurry up and advanced the human race.

      It seems like you were looking for a US vs Russia fight to pick, but I'm sorry, you picked the wrong post to latch onto for this.

      FYI: I don't work in a cube.

    37. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by redhog · · Score: 1

      But that was exactly my point - bring water, and split it into H2 and O2 just before usage, that is, just before start when rreturning frrom the Mars surface.

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    38. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as we kill off several unique spieces every day here on Earth

      They're mundane, you moron. It's still bad, but ...

      we shouldn't be too concerned about the posibility of killing a few local microbes.

      ... Alien microbes, or any other lifeforms, on the other hand, would be the biggest biological finding on the whole damn human history and would probably take our understanding from origins of the life to whole new level, and all the rest.

      Yah, just bag 'em, screw the science. Why don't we just go and swing in the trees while at it?

  15. This project by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 1

    I have my doubts that this project will end in 6 astronauts on Mars by 2011 for 3.5 billion, but it's good to see that there are people who are dedicated to continuing the manned exploration of space. I wish the best of luck to this group and hope that their project can generate some support for this goal.

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  16. Served! It's On! by lsdino · · Score: 4, Funny

    George has his plan, and Russians have their plan... It looks like the US has been served!

    I can see the movie now... Space Race 2: Mars

    It'll come to a thrilling climax. The Russian plan is filled with set backs allowing the US to catch up. But the Russians manage to launch first! But the US manages to catch up at the last minute and astronauts from both teams come touching down at nearly the same time.

    No one knows who landed first! And there's only one way to prove who gets the title: It's On!

  17. Quite possible, because... by heretic108 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...in Russia, in aerospace/military contracts, it's unlikely the gov would be paying $1100 for a screwdriver, $90 for a single common LED, $150 for a single rack-mounting bolt etc.

    If a New Zealander can construct a viable cruise missile for less than $5000US, then quite possibly $3.5B would go as far in Russia as $200B goes in the USA

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    1. Re:Quite possible, because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't dealt with vendors much, have you? There are so many times that I would be willing to pay 10x as much just to get something that actually does what it's supposed to!

      Mil Spec parts are expensive, but in life or death situations you want to know exactly what you're getting, and you want good quality control. That's what the spec is there for.

      I wouldn't volunteer for this mission (if they even look like they might launch). I'd take a shuttle flight, though. Even with the old foam on the tanks.

    2. Re:Quite possible, because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "$90 for a single common LED, $150 for a single rack-mounting bolt"

      Don't be fooled these items are "NOT" the same items you get at RadioShack. The items used by millitary have very high tollerances for every circumstance and very accurate specs. Yes, you can also but items like this. If it would matter so much you also probably would pay those ammounts.

    3. Re:Quite possible, because... by Trent05 · · Score: 0, Funny

      I saw a while ago (On 60 Minutes I think) that the govt. never paid the outragous prices listed in the ??GAO?? reports. It was just a swell way to hide the "Intelligence Community's" budget.
      The $500.00 hammer was probably
      $25 - Hammer,
      $475 - Funds to overthrow random central american government.

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    4. Re:Quite possible, because... by nametaken · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, but it's a $10 screwdriver that doesn't stick to a working palette, and comes with sharp edges that cut the cosmonauts when they're grabbing for it in zero grav and leaves rust stains all over the place. The LED never worked, and the rack-mounting bolt only has a 30lb tolerance instead of 1000lbs, so all the equipment starts flying around the cockpit at launch.

    5. Re:Quite possible, because... by Loadmaster · · Score: 1

      And that's the way we liked it!

    6. Re:Quite possible, because... by thogard · · Score: 1

      like the duct tape that helped bring Apollo 13 back was mil spcec...

      Some times you just deal with that you've got.

  18. Major Laggg On Slashdot by preferred_nick · · Score: 5, Funny

    I got this news from my 88 year old Grandmother today before it was posted on Slashdot. Oh well so much for getting the tech news fast on a holiday weekend.

    1. Re:Major Laggg On Slashdot by No.+24601 · · Score: 1
      I got this news from my 88 year old Grandmother today before it was posted on Slashdot. Oh well so much for getting the tech news fast on a holiday weekend.

      No that just means your grandma is a Slashdot subscriber.

    2. Re:Major Laggg On Slashdot by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Slashdot is a very funny creature indeed.

      Stories that have been rejected the first time over are often accepted later on, and appear on the page.

      For instance, this particularly story I submitted at Sunday April 11, @05:54AM. It got shortly rejected after. I imagine a couple factors come into play:

      1. CmdrTaco was posting stories on Slashdot around the time I submitted the story. On the other hand, this story was accepted and scheduled by Timothy. I'm sure different editors deem different stories important.
      2. My last accepted story, Court Ruling Points Way To Broadband Regulation was scheduled roughly 7 hours in advance (I believe). There's always the chance that a story like this is scheduled way ahead of time, or that one editor constantly rejects the story until one gets through.
      3. Slashdot is entirely user submission based. An editor hardly ever posts a story him / herself, unless the story is explicitly slashdot related.

      The editors are, quite simply, editors. They don't go grousing for material, but rather rely on people to submit stuff for them. A problem logically arises in timing when news stories don't make it through the first try.

      I haven't actually taken a look at how Slash works, but maybe it would make sense for editors to have to look through stories rejected by other editors before searching through new ones. This way, stuff that gets rejected by one editor doesn't end up on the front page days later by another submittee, approved by a different editor.

      I'm not really complaining about my story not making it on the front page. I just imagine that if this story is really so old, that somebody else also submitted this one before me. Better having fresh news than stale news, right?

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    3. Re:Major Laggg On Slashdot by JoScherl · · Score: 1

      I haven't actually taken a look at how Slash works, but maybe it would make sense for editors to have to look through stories rejected by other editors before searching through new ones.
      I think the editors reject quite many stories, so looking through theese might take very long time.

      I'm not really complaining about my story not making it on the front page.
      Maybe yours had to many typos, bad links or something else bad ;-)
      btw. If someone doesn't know: The FAQ does a good job at explaining Why didn't you post my story? and I submitted that a month ago!

  19. Viewpoint by jay-oh-eee! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's funny, the Russians say it'll take $6.5 billion, privately funded, officials say it's impossible on such a budget. The Bush administration says it'll take $12 billion over five years, without setting a definitive timeline for a mission. "Experts" say it'll take upwards of a TRILLION $ and suspect it to happen, at the soonest, a decade. Everyone is just speculating, estimating and without any real plan or budget.
    Sounds simplistic but what happens if we just split the bill?

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    1. Re:Viewpoint by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When the "experts" talk about the upwards of 1 Trillion, they probably (and perhaps rightly so) are taking into account the massive amounts of pork-barreling it will take to grease the wheels for the duration of the time it will take to plan, build, launch, and recover the mission. All it takes is a few assholes to make some sort of fuss over jobs, environmental impact, better uses for the money, etc. and WHAM, everything slams to a halt. They (meaning the politicians who are potential wrenches in the gears) know this, and so do the people doing the planning. Thus the 1 Trillion has to include the payola to these individuals to let the Mars mission alone.

      At least... that's my theory. Whether it's maliciously deliberate or not, these individuals (who move in and out of the halls of power on revolving doors) can make everything grind to a halt. For the government to do anything on this scale requires that they keep these bozos happy and well away from the space program. All it takes is an election year, and you can see what happens if a challenger decides to take his (or her) axe to the incumbent's supported programs.

      Contrast this to a private endeavor, where if the space mission fails, the company fails (or at least, is greatly diminished.) There is little incentive to burn money on stupid arguments, and great incentive to make it work the first time around. Can it be done in 6.5 billion? Given that the Russians still have the infrastructure to do this sort of thing, and that for pork-barrel politics we'd end up having to build such a thing from scratch (to spread the work around to enough congressional districts), that's one big cost that they can avoid. However, I have to say, this group's mission description (fly 6 men to the surface of Mars, funded in part by a reality program) sounds a bit fly-by-night to me.

      The earlier Russian proposal (put a station in Mars orbit and teleoperate robot probes/construction equipment from there) sounds like the one that is most likely to succeed. Fewer problems with having to enter/escape a gravity well, not having to deal with all the damn dust, and ease of construction (just put more modules up.)

    2. Re:Viewpoint by dj245 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Sounds simplistic but what happens if we just split the bill?

      Same thing that happens in the restaurant every Easter. Russia will offer to pay half, knowing full well that USA will want to pay most of it to be the "good guy", and having no intention of paying any of it. Russia will then make a playful attempt to snatch the bill off the table, at which point USA will poke Russia with a car key, forcing Russia to drop the bill. Russia will then give up its ambitions on the ISS (oops Mars) and then USA will pay for everything.

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    3. Re:Viewpoint by silentbozo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Of course, there's the alternate explaination of the 1 Trillion figure - which is that it's completely made up.

    4. Re:Viewpoint by goon+america · · Score: 1
      Sounds simplistic but what happens if we just split the bill?

      'cause the whole point of these missions is to stoke the fires of nationalism. The Bush administration has done its best to rm international-* , and since when has prudence had anything to do with it?

    5. Re:Viewpoint by damiam · · Score: 1
      All it takes is a few assholes to make some sort of fuss over jobs, environmental impact ... For the government to do anything on this scale requires that they keep these bozos happy

      So people who care about jobs and the environment are bozos now?

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    6. Re:Viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can make it even cheaper. Even a bargain

      ONE WAY.

    7. Re:Viewpoint by klang · · Score: 1

      ...estimating and making a budget oftent takes longer and costs more, than solving the actual problem...

      There must be one or two /.'ers that isn't using all their time on Open Source projects and actually have to estimate how long a losely defined assignment will take? .. the paperwork kills you.

      The problem is simple: "get to Mars"

      Funded by a reality show? I would watch .. and I don't even have a TV!

      One way trip for the first missions, so what?

      Given the chance I for one would go! ("will go to Mars for food" sign in hand) Find 5 people more and we have a crew!

  20. I can do the same by mnmn · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll send them up for 4 years, with a stop on the moon thrown in as a bonus, only for $2 billion. I'd like my money in advance in gold nuggets in unmarked bags please.

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    1. Re:I can do the same by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Thankyou Fat Tony. However in the future, I would prefer a non descript briefcase to the sack with a dollar sign on it.

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  21. too dum to trool ...? sad.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  22. The Tribe has spoken... by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have been voted off the crew. It's time to say goodbye and enter the airlock.

    1. Re:The Tribe has spoken... by grommit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Airlock? I'd expect that the rest of the "tribe" would like to have a bit of fresh red meat on their dinner plates instead of the veggies that they've been having for the past 3 months.

  23. The ways they plan to cut costs: by rasafras · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) The first stage will be comprised of the entire population standing on each other's shoulders. Distance: 176,000 miles.
    2) Thrust for the second stage will be provided by shaken up coke cans. Stick it to those capitalist swine.
    3) Remaining thrust will be provided by removing the vacuum tubes from the flight computer and throwing them behind the ship.
    4) The return journey... uhh... screw it, let's invade a neighboring country!

    In all honesty, I wish the Russians had the American budget. They have proven their worth more than once in innovation, and it's a shame they can no longer afford it.

    1. Re:The ways they plan to cut costs: by cornjones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In all honesty, I wish the Russians had the American budget. They have proven their worth more than once in innovation, and it's a shame they can no longer afford it.


      The russians prove their ingenuity b/c they have to or they don't get it done b/c they don't have the budget. THey have to figure other ways to do things. When I was first entering the workforce, it seemed as if all the russians produced really good tight code. We later realized why, you have to be efficient if your equipment is obsolete. Nothing bad here, just an observation

    2. Re:The ways they plan to cut costs: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If the Russians had the American budget they could do wonders in space. Remember that their budget during the 60's was considerably lower than their American colleagues, and still they managed to start the development of the N1 rocket that would take a cosmonaut or two to the moon, and they had one or two unmanned spacecrafts on circumlunar trajectories, showing that they were only a few steps from sending people on such journeys. They were very close to get there first, and if the bureaucrats hadn't meddled around so much, and if they had given them proper funding, things might have been different... But perhaps not for long. The Soviet empire would have fallen apart sooner or later anyway, is my guess.

      If they wanna go to Mars, then Russia do have some pretty good hardware to start out with, for example the N1 and the Energia rocket (the most powerful rocket, I heard). They have experience of staying in space for a very long time, and they seem to have a tradition of trying to manage with whatever resources they have.

    3. Re:The ways they plan to cut costs: by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Of course, the N1 never successfully flew. Energia was a good rocket, but only launched twice, and much like Saturn V, it no longer exists; they've all been broken down. The Russian circumlunar program was plagued with problems - they had 8 failures prior to a successful circumlunar (which occurred post-Apollo 8).

      Don't get me wrong, the Russians have made some great hardware - the Soyuz is an amazing capsule. And their liquid-fuel engines are generally much, much better than ours (note that the EELV Atlas uses a Russian-built engine). But their experience with launches headed out of Earth's gravity well is no better, and arguably worse, than that of the US.

      Really, in the end, a joint effort is the only thing that would make any sense, but with Bush in office, that is (to say the least) unlikely.

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    4. Re:The ways they plan to cut costs: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Escuse me, but Bush and Putin are on much better terms than anything under the prior administration. You should really try curbing your bias every now and then.

    5. Re:The ways they plan to cut costs: by caffiend666 · · Score: 1

      Including the Russians in a plan to get to the moon or Mars is foolhardy, but on no part the Russians fault. The IIS is next-to-useless for any Moon or Mars mission because of the incredibly high orbit angle, around 51 degrees, that was required to include Russian launch capabilities. Because the Russians can not launch from their current facilities to a lower angle of orbit (5-10 degress) that would be required get to the moon or Mars, going to the moon or Mars almost automatically eliminates current Russian participation. The Russians have to launch on an almost polar orbit so the lower stages of their rockets will not come crashing down on China/Japan.

      Now, the Russians could build a rocket system that is so large the stages burn up on reentry (like Energia) or rebuild their launching facilities in the far north almost arctic area (which would also require large rockets), or they can build a sea launch facility. None of which is about to happen.

      Clinton hobbled the IIS by making the orbit suitable to the Russians. But, in doing that he made the ISS truely international. Otherwise it would have been US etc. But, it would have been able to prepare for trips to Mars/Moon. Which is more important? I don't know...

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    6. Re:The ways they plan to cut costs: by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      My bias is that Bush is noticeably patriotic/jingoistic/nationalistic. His space program is, arguably, being proposed simply as a measure of pride to compete with the Chinese in space. Thus, co-operating with the Russians would not serve the purpose for which he proposed the plan (national pride/show of power), and is therefore unlikely.

      Come on... you don't seriously believe Bush proposed going to Mars for *scientific* reasons, do you? It's about pride.

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    7. Re:The ways they plan to cut costs: by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Russia is in the midst of closing an agreement with the French to allow them to use Kourou, an equatorial launch site.

      The true obstacles to including the Russians are political, not technical.

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    8. Re:The ways they plan to cut costs: by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      You forgot, this is a reality tv show funded project. There are some additions I would like to make to yours.

      " 1) The first stage will be comprised of the entire population standing on each other's shoulders. Distance: 176,000 miles."

      This is actually how they will cast the show. Whoever the last 6 people at the top are, they will get to climb into the spaceship that is waiting for them. Everybody else who was waiting up there dies.

      "2) Thrust for the second stage will be provided by shaken up coke cans. Stick it to those capitalist swine."

      This is very likely to be true. However, it is a product placement stunt by coke. And since they will be shaken up, it will give coke a new XTREME!!! edge. Just in time for a new Coke XTREME!!! drink which will hit the shelves shortly after the product placement stunt. The drink will go the way of Coke II.

      "3) Remaining thrust will be provided by removing the vacuum tubes from the flight computer and throwing them behind the ship."

      Actually, this will be another product placement but for Apple. It will show off their new G6 and how there's no wires attached. Expect a tie-in with the iPod and one of the cast members on the ship/show who will turn out to be the next pop idol.

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    9. Re:The ways they plan to cut costs: by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      The IIS is next-to-useless for any Moon or Mars mission

      Quite right. The only way to go for interplanetary missions is Apache.

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  24. Okay by mcc · · Score: 1

    And does the russian space program have $3.5 billion? Last I checked they weren't even able to pay for the space missions they're doing already, and their contributions to the ISS were finished with NASA's money.

    I mean, it isn't like I've been paying *that* much attention, but still, they don't seem to be doing great over there.

    1. Re:Okay by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      umm $3.5 billion OVER 10 years, thats about $350 million a year for the space program which im sure the russians can afford.

    2. Re:Okay by stuartp2003 · · Score: 1

      ... said it would carry out the project with funding promised by Aerospace Systems, a little-known private Russian company that says it draws no resources from the state budget.

      So it seems this has nothing to do with the Russian space agency.

    3. Re:Okay by Mdalek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And does the russian space program have $3.5 billion?

      RTFA
      Its clearly stated that this is private money and is not a Russian space program project.

    4. Re:Okay by Fizzleboink · · Score: 1
      "A researcher at the Central Research Institute for Machine-Building, Russia's premier authority on space equipment design, said it would carry out the project with funding promised by Aerospace Systems, a little-known private Russian company that says it draws no resources from the state budget."

      RTFA.

  25. Read between the lines... by ForestGrump · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "They plan to have 6 people explore Mars for months before returning to Earth. The Mission would take 3 years, and would depend on fully equipped spacecraft containing its own garden, medical facilities etc."

    So sending 6 people there and bringing them back. Ok, so you got a space craft loaded with a garden, a medical facility, and a way of getting there and back. What they don't tell you is the people are expected to die about 2 months into the jouney, and the exploration on Mars will be done by bots. Afterwards, the robots are to be brought back to earth.

    -Grump

    Maybe that is what is going to happen, oh well. What do I know, I'm taking a history class, not a futre-ory space travel class.

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  26. rofl by OrthodonticJake · · Score: 0

    Public relations make me GIGGLE! OW! My tummy hurts.

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  27. Paul Allen by rifftide · · Score: 1

    Let me know when they've got Paul Allen sitting behind them when they make one of these announcements.

  28. possible reality TV shows by Zabu · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Who wants to mate with a martian"
    "The Red World"
    "Space Rules"
    "Last Cosmanaut Standing"
    "Inter-Planetary Idol"
    "Paradise Planet"
    and last but not least "Stupid"

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    1. Re:possible reality TV shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Who Wants To Marry A Martian"
      "Mad Mad Spaceship"
      "Martian Chopper"
      "Pimp My Starship" ...and taking the money out of the equation, seems like if they want to do it bad enough..they will

      first 6, then 60, then 600, then 6,000

      maybe i've been playing too much civ3..

    2. Re:possible reality TV shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      startek? Is that a startek signature? It looks strikingly familiar

  29. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like a cool sci-fi series. When does it air?

  30. Just not credible by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Throw in a roll of duct tape, then you're talking.

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    1. Re:Just not credible by stw0ng · · Score: 1

      Just in case those pesky Martian nuclear missles hit you?

  31. redundancy by peeledback · · Score: 2, Insightful

    3 years? maybe they should send more than one ship. each having enough on board to support the other if a failure happens. it wouldn't be to much fun having an electric failure millions of miles from no where. the aaa takes long enough on earth!

    1. Re:redundancy by name773 · · Score: 1

      you must not be familiar with the Russian way of building things

  32. Reality TV on Mars??? by phita23 · · Score: 0

    Alexandrov didn't explain how his firm would raise the funds, but said one of the reasons he thought such a mission would be profitable was it could involve a "reality" television show. Episode II Trump: Igor, your incorrect math has wasted 3 days of valuable research time. This is unacceptable. Put on your spacesuit. You're going to be shot into space. You're fired. (turns to rest of crew) Trump: As for the rest of you, enjoy your trip to the very best craters on Mars, the "Trump Craters."

  33. Here is an idea for mars planning by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why not simply send a few ships to Mars. Have a couple go ahead with the items needed then send the group afterwards. They could go once it's been determined the primary vessels have arrived safely and are ready for human use.

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    1. Re:Here is an idea for mars planning by Phosphor3k · · Score: 1

      What happens when the shuttle carrying the passengers can't land anywhere near the cargo ship(s)?

    2. Re:Here is an idea for mars planning by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 0

      I'm not suggesting they take no supplies with them. I am however suggesting it would be helpful to have supplies there already. We're talking about something very dangerous and having the additional supplies would be helpful.

      Not to mention, landing like a moon landing was planned and they knew exactly where they wanted to land (more or less).

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  34. John Varley is writing press releases now? by Steve+G+Swine · · Score: 1

    Sounds like Red Thunder with real reds.

    (Or do we not call russkis reds anymore? I lose track...)

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  35. Delayed post? by Kelz · · Score: 1

    It was 10 days ago sheesh.

  36. Stake your claim! by BorkBorkBork6000 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I suppose this group will become the first to claim land for itself on Mars. They can't claim it as an appropriation by claim of sovereignty for Russia, but if it's a private mission they should be able to claim it for themselves, or Fox-Media-Rocket-Corp or whoever.

    The Treaty on Principles Governing the Activities of States in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space says nothing about non-state missions, unfortunately. I'm not even sure the rules apply to entities not parties to the treaty.

    Is there a doctor of law in the building?

    1. Re:Stake your claim! by jdhutchins · · Score: 1

      The treaty may not apply to groups not party to it, but it's highly unlikely that your claim will be repsected. I can say I own the Moon, but if no one respects it, it is worthless. Even if you land there, and say "This land is MINE! No one else touch it!" it's doubtful anyone really repsect it as a sovergn nation. IANAL.

    2. Re:Stake your claim! by name773 · · Score: 1

      it would be a colder war if Russia claimed land on mars

    3. Re:Stake your claim! by Dillusionary · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is everyone on Mars will speak Russian?

    4. Re:Stake your claim! by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      They'll respect it if I shove a missile up their flame tunnel. ;-)

      Thank you for landing on Chris' Moon. Your departure fee will be 10 tons of water.

  37. Mars for Real by skywolf · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Do I believe that going to Mars could be done for 3.5 billion, leaving in four years time? Not yet. What we really need is cheap and reliable space access. When this is achieved, everything space-related will surely become an order of magnitude cheaper.

    The only thing that I like about this article is the notion that a voyage to Mars could be made into a reality TV show. Because that's what it should be.

    Space exploration is exactly that - exploration, and not science. Every time I turn on the news, I hear of a group that's trying to mountain-bike to the pole, or walk to the pole unsupported, or hot-air balloon to the pole, or walk there backwards. It's so futile it makes me weep.

    I believe that exploration is a human need, important to us even when it serves no tangible purpose. Leave the poles to the Scientists. It's time to head for Mars!

  38. Conspiracy theroies start here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course they can do it with just $3.5 billion, because they'll be just faking it all from a studio in St Petersburg!

  39. What?? by ImTwoSlick · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Russia is having a hard time keeping up with their end of the bargain for supplying pieces of the ISS.

    They'll get to Mars by 2011??? HAH! :-)

    1. Re:What?? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Actually, they are able to get to it, so they are doing fine. Besides, this is a private funded venture, not a state venture.

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  40. Dont forget your towel by sPaKr · · Score: 5, Funny

    You are going to attempt interplanetary travel without a towel ? jebus you really dont know what your doing

    1. Re:Dont forget your towel by forlornhope · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you just steal one from the local holiday inn?

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    2. Re:Dont forget your towel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably could. However, knowing how anal hotels are about stolen property, Holiday Inn would most likely found an interstellar empire just to track you to Mars and take the towel back.

    3. Re:Dont forget your towel by frogsarefriendly · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to bring a towel! Ahhhh, man, I'm so high right now...

  41. The Energia-Buran Rocket can get to Mars by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 4, Informative

    I remember seeing a documentary when I was a child that said that the Soviet (this was coldwar times) Energia-Vulkan rocket could power a mission all the way to mars and back. Apparently Energia Vulkan was scrapped for Energia Buran (the launch rocket for the now defunct Russian shuttle), but Energia Vulkan's design is an Energia Buran with a total of 8 boosters . . . Apparently its not that different from from the Energia Buran (built to launch the now defunct Russian shuttle). A few details here

    1. Re:The Energia-Buran Rocket can get to Mars by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Great idea. But the real question is do they have the same problem that we have?
      We no longer can launch a saturn V. Nixon killed that capability, and all the other presidents allowed our engineers from that era to go to waste.

      Sadly, we will have to re-engineer our group to get to that launch capacity again, let alone past it.

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  42. Coming back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a project it said would cost only $3.5 billion.

    Were they planning on coming back?

  43. *sniff sniff* by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this a new space race I smell? Things like this can ONLY be healthy for the space program. American pride will now be greatly hurt if Russia beats them to Mars. Personally, I feel like cooking some popcorn and taking a decade to eat it.

  44. Hopefully, they will change plans by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    I say quite sending ppl to planet and then bringing them back. Send them there one-way. If this was a one-way mission, you can bet that they would find a way to survive. In addition, they would pave the way for a real base.

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    1. Re:Hopefully, they will change plans by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      20 tons of supplies, 2-3 habitats, and a fuel cell powered backhoe, I could make a serious dent on mars.

      The question is, will concrete still set the same in a non-oxygen/nitrogen atmosphere? Or will it just freeze?

    2. Re:Hopefully, they will change plans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that is the wrong approach. Colorado School of Mines has a lasar from DOD that they are developing into a drilling rig (The W. admin had the DOD give it to them to lower the costs of drilling for oil). But it can also be used for doing a bigger hole in the ground. Back it up with a small nuke providing power and then drill away. Simple, many fewer moving parts. From there, it should be possible to line with some form of plastic while a form of concrete is developed.

    3. Re:Hopefully, they will change plans by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      But a backhoe is multipurpose. I can use it to lift the explorer/transport, I can dig holes, I can use it to dig out my colony and equipment after a sandstorm buries them. And if it has power take-off, I can pop wheelies in it and have tractor pulls sponsored by Coca Cola and Ford.

      I'm not going on a one way trip to Mars without a backhoe and an plutonium RTG. :-) I'll live on powerbars and oats for the whole trip before I give up those...

  45. All they'd have to do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...is broadcast a 24-hr zero-gravity sex webcam, and they'd have ALL THE MONEY THEY WANTED.

    1. Re:All they'd have to do... by CmdrMooCow · · Score: 1

      Ironically, while we may not like it to be, this could be true.

  46. Not too far fetched. by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 2, Insightful
    All it is going to take, is some one with the money who is willing to take the chance with the health & safety risks that any major government will never take.

    If some group had a ship going to mars, how many people would line up to go? How many scientists would be willing to sacrifice their health and safety to be one of the first to set foot on and study another planet?

    Simply by being held accountable by the government and the people, NASA is never going to be able to say "Well, this ship will get you there, but we can't guarantee that you will live to make it, and we can't guarantee that you won't get cancer by the time you get back. But hey, you get to go to Mars!"

    Where as, a private firm only has to have a lawyer draw up a suitably impressive release of liability, and start charging for tickets.

    More power to them, I hope they make it. It will push those damn lolly-gaggers in our over managed space program to actually acheive something instead of throwing money at quadrupal fail-safe indestructible toilet seats.

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    1. Re:Not too far fetched. by MammaMia · · Score: 1
      "Simply by being held accountable by the government and the people, NASA is never going to be able to say "Well, this ship will get you there, but we can't guarantee that you will live to make it, and we can't guarantee that you won't get cancer by the time you get back. But hey, you get to go to Mars!"

      Only as long as our goofy society views a few measly human lives as being more valuable than such a spectacular leap in the pursuit of knowledge and discovery. D'ya think Columbus's crew thought all of them would make it there and back? Then again, aren't we picky and choosy about which human lives are valuable... Only in a world where the unborn are more important than millions living in poverty and starvation, would we forego sending people on such a grand mission because they (gasp) *might not come back.* Surely there are plenty of scientists willing to make that sacrifice.

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    2. Re:Not too far fetched. by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I am not even sure it is the problem of "they might not come back."

      I think the worry is "We might be blamed if they don't come back."

      Which is even stupider if the people voluntarily going somewhere dangerous know what they are getting into...

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    3. Re:Not too far fetched. by Daneboy · · Score: 1

      Right. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow and decided he wanted to retire in a mansion on Mars, and was willing to commit his $50B to this goal, I bet there would be a LOT more serious interest in space travel.

      Privately owned launch alternatives like Sea Launch are going to help a bit, but we still need someone with a lot of money who wants to do more than launch TV satellites.

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  47. So it seems... by Comatose51 · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...a project it said would cost only $3.5 billion

    So it seems that the Russians have discovered out-sourcing to India as well.

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    1. Re:So it seems... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      in soviet russia, the india out-sources to you!

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  48. Re:Served! It's On! by Klanglor · · Score: 1

    actualy, you forgot another potential racer, china. china is like the old URSS, the can raise a unlimited capital for any given programme. (i.e. put staff working for the nation/for free). an actually, perhapse /.ers and OSDN members would work for free as well, if the space programme knowledge is shared under the GPL.

  49. Reality show concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A cool concept for the reality tv show would be something like a Joe Millionaire twist.

    Like maybe, they get to Mars and then you tell them we're not really bringing them back.

    I know I'd watch.

  50. NO!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't anyone watch Total Recall?? MARS = BAD!.. unless of course we discover the scecret to the aliens atmosphere machine!

  51. This will not work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I am sure of it.

    Wanna bet that if they actually do try this, every single one of those 6 people sent to mars will be dead before the three years is up?

    I got a really bad feeling about this... we should try sending a robot to mars and getting it back in one piece before we send living people only to discover that we can't get them back home.

  52. let us begin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the second era of colonialism

  53. Reality show, eh..... by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Low-cost mars mission.....
    Low-cost technology.....
    Unproven Russian technology....
    plus a reality show...

    Could we plllleeeease send Donald Trump... and Ryan Seacrest and have the first 'good' space disaster*?

    *The only exception being Appolo 13 which was a "good disaster". Tons of stuff went wrong and the mission was a failure. However, nobody got hurt, and the whole ordeal proved twice-over the quality of American engineering and ingenuity.

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    1. Re:Reality show, eh..... by RedWire+Interactive · · Score: 0

      This calls for some poorly thought out names:

      Survivor 26: Russian Space Travel
      Joe Cosmonaut
      My Big Fat Obnoxious Pooly Built Spaceship

      I'm sure you can do better :p

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  54. You knew this was coming... by opec · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia... The project funds you.

  55. my money... by zogger · · Score: 0, Troll

    ... would be on china too, IF they used russian brains to bootstrap it, and IF the "blackops" boys in the "coalition of the willing to profit" didn't sabotage them, which I think will most likely happen once china starts their moon projects.

    Basically, even if the US doesn't do more advanced manned space really soon, I don't think they want any other power or nation or private concern to do it either. And I think they would dirty tricks any effort to do so, frankly. They have "we will own the high ground" down as a religious catechism.

    1. Re:my money... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Well politics aside, owning the "high ground" has been a military imperative since there was a military.

      Personally I hope that manned Mars missions can be international and a point of pride for Humanity as a race, rather than an object of Nationalistic hubris. But I'm just a "dumb American" what do I know?

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    2. Re:my money... by mean+pun · · Score: 1
      Well politics aside, owning the "high ground" has been a military imperative since there was a military.

      It is not at all clear that this particular high ground has any advantages in a military conflict, apart from reconaissance. The amount of enery that is needed to do something nasty from orbit is usually so large that a terrestial weapon is much more efficient.

      Personally I hope that manned Mars missions can be international and a point of pride for Humanity as a race, rather than an object of Nationalistic hubris.

      Good for you, but how likely is an international mission? And do you think that every US citizen will be glad for the Russians or Chinese (or even the Europeans) if they were the first to get to mars?

    3. Re:my money... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Bingo. Nothing in battle is more important than knowing where your enemy is, so you can either avoid him, or smack his fanny where he least expects it.

    4. Re:my money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knowing where your enemy is? From Moon?

      Makes sense... why would you want to send satellites to earth orbit to pick up every detail when you could go few hundred thousand kilometers away and see ... nothing.

  56. I believe this sums it up... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    Fly me to the Moon
    And let me play among the stars
    Let me see what spring is like
    On Jupiter and Mars

    Ad Astra

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  57. Hah. by superdan2k · · Score: 1

    These people are clearly making hooch out of cleaning solvents...if you can't afford vodka, comrade, how the hell are you going to come up with the ludicrous $3.5 billion pricetag you've put on your mission?

    You couldn't launch a mission to the moon for $3.5 billion. Hell, you couldn't spend $3.5 billion and make the public forget Brian DePalma's shitheap Mission to Mars much less launch a real mission.

    Stop drinking the glass cleaner, comrade, and call us when you sober up.

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  58. Outsource whole mission? by Hao+Wu · · Score: 0, Troll
    Why not pay cheap third world peoples to fly such doomed one-way mission of death?

    Why attempt landing? Better to fly there and go for direct bulls-eye crash into crater.

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  59. Running the numbers by WombatControl · · Score: 4, Informative

    Assuming that this group uses a Proton launcher (the heavy Russian launcher currently used to lift ISS sections and Soyuz spacecraft) they would only be able to lift 44,000 lbs into LEO per launch.

    The likely weight for a fully-fueled Mars base would be in the neighborhood of 1 million pounds - and that's being conservative. You not only need the habitation modules, but the garden modules, consumables for three years, and propellant. 2 million might be closer.

    That's about 23 launches to just to get all the material in LEO.

    A Proton launch costs about $35-$70 million dollars.

    That's $1.14 billion, just to get everything into LEO. Even then, that's a conservative estimate. The real costs, depending on weight could be close to $3 billion.

    That doesn't include the hundreds of millions in R&D needed to develop a working spacecraft, training for astronauts, keeping a working command and control center for 3 years, insurance, legal fees, or any of the other costs.

    In short, this doesn't even pass the smell test.

    1. Re:Running the numbers by RedWire+Interactive · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they are just going to the moon then use mass drivers to launch cosmonauts + a couple of tins of spam + a few ferns inside beachballs marsward! Ha! Perhaps I should post when more sober :)

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    2. Re:Running the numbers by lommer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Three things:

      First off, your assumption that they will use Proton rockets may be wrong - they may use a reconstructed Russian variant of a Saturn V, and launch everything in one or two trips. There's another post on this article that suggests alternatives to the Proton.

      Secondly, I don't trust many numbers thrown around on /. without a reference, and that 1 million pounds for an expedition definitely sounds like a number out of thin air. Without looking at their designs, it's really impossible to speculate on the final weight/mass of the vehicle.

      Finally, and perhaps most importantly, why go into orbit to assemble your vehicle? Why not launch it pre-assembled on a big-ass rocket (see pt. 1) and go straight for mars or whatever bodies you're using for a gravity assist trajectory? Going into orbit uses a lot of energy, and I really don't see the need for it. A lot of sci-fi involves orbital assemblies, but when you do the math it's not actually that practical...

      All that being said however, I agree that I can't see this mission flying. It reeks of overly optimistic budgeting designed to secure enough venture capital to get some executives a fun, well paying job for a few years before the project dies in a sea of red ink.

    3. Re:Running the numbers by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Resurrecting Energia (the booster people are throwing around) would probably consume their entire budget.

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    4. Re:Running the numbers by danila · · Score: 1

      A fitting quote: "It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them." (Pierre Beaumarchais)

      300-350 tonns (1 mln lbs) is a figure from the official press release (and the conference). They say it is planned to use rockets with 20 tons payload and possibly also Proton and Arian. The final ship will be assembled in orbit.

      The director of the leading design bureau said a launch in 2013-2014 is realistic. And judging from the list of participating companies and organisation (many large Russian aerospace industry players), this is not entirely vaporware.

      BTW, the alternative Russian "Energia" project costs 15-20 billion $.

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    5. Re:Running the numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't they send up unmanned ships to deliver materials, fuel?

      That way they don't have to carry it up all at once.

    6. Re:Running the numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With those numbers, the thing doesn't sound entirely impossible. The TV rights should be the most expensive ones ever - for all the national rights combined, a billion at least. Add to this a premium position in space technology including lucrative deals with ESA and all the other benefits of opening up a new market, and this thing may actually be promising enough to be attempted in earnest.

      I wonder about the design of a working lander, let alone one that would hold all six cosmonauts, on this budget. Perhaps they'd just send up a complete rocket - a version of a tested rocket design like the Sojuz? They could trade in some of the fuel they don't need (lower gravity on Mars) for accommodation etc., add a massive parachute and landing thrusters, and have a lander. Or is this just a *too* Russian idea?

    7. Re:Running the numbers by lukestuts · · Score: 1

      Assuming that this group uses a Proton launcher (the heavy Russian launcher currently used to lift ISS sections and Soyuz spacecraft) they would only be able to lift 44,000 lbs into LEO per launch.

      Yeah, but what about a Beowulf cluster of those?

  60. Relative costs by Latent+Heat · · Score: 2, Informative
    I keep wondering about a number of what-ifs.

    The Russians had the N-1 moon rocket, which they did not brag about because they blew it up 3 or 4 times and never could get it to work.

    One of the beauties of "capitalism" was once the government came up with a Moon program (Apollo, Saturn, lunar-orbit rendezvous), they stuck with it and threw money at it until it happened. One of the ironies of centrally-planned "communism" is that weren't sure if they were even in a race to the Moon, and when it was decided they were in such a race, they scrapped all their earlier plans and decided to follow the plan of the "capitalists" (L-1/LK, N-1, lunar-orbit rendezvous), only their head rocket airframe guy was in some kind of snit with their head rocket engine guy, so he had to get a jet engine guy to build him a rocket engine that was so underpowered that he needed 30 of them on the first stage, and the original rocket engine guy went over to the rival rocket airframe guy who was running steady political interference to get the whole program scrapped and start over with the second rocket airframe guy and the original rocket engine guy.

    While the Russian Moon program was underfunded and supposedly got a lot less money than the American one, and would have worked if their rocket didn't blow up, I wonder how may guys they had working on L-1/LK/N-1 and if it was really fewer guys than Apollo/Saturn?

    And how is it that the Russians who couldn't get a successful N-1 launch were able to get (I believe) 2 successful Energia launches without any failures. And how many guys did they have working over what period of time to pull that one off? And even given the starvation wages a person makes in Russian aerospace these days, does the small-n billion dollars for a Russian Mars program make sense?

    Even if they throw safety out the window, they are going to need to bring back the Energia, which I understand that exists only as an enormous doorstop right now, and the level of effort of the Energia is a minimum requirement for just getting off the ground.

    1. Re:Relative costs by Lagrange5 · · Score: 0
      ... so he had to get a jet engine guy to build him a rocket engine that was so underpowered that he needed 30 of them on the first stage ...

      And how is it that the Russians who couldn't get a successful N-1 launch were able to get (I believe) 2 successful Energia launches without any failures.


      IIRC, the major problem the Soviets had with the N-1 was getting their large number of rocket engines in the first stage to basically sing the same note long enough to safely transition to the second stage. In short, the thing was just way too complicated to ever fly efficiently and reliably.

      Interestingly enough, the early Saturn V had pretty much the same problem. Its F-1 engines suffered from combustion instability (a problem dating back to rocketry's earliest days), which led to unreliable performance and would have led to an in-flight accident. The Saturn's advantage was that it had just five first-stage engines to synchronize together. Once the F-1 was made more efficient, the Saturn V's first stage was a success. It was a monumental engineering feat of its own -- I recommend Apollo: The Race to the Moon by Charles Murray and Catherine Bly Cox for a great description of that process.

      The Energia was successful because it was a much simpler design than the N-1. In the Buran configuration it had just two strap-on boosters. However, the Soviets never really had a mission for it outside of the Buran project, and when Buran was scrapped, so too, unfortunately, was Energia. Kind of sad, really, but it's hard to justify a heavy-lift booster when there's no mission or market to support it for the time being. We'll just have to wait and see if a manned Mars project is allowed to go forward before resurrecting a heavy-lift capability.
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  61. I almost want to believe it when it says... by MammaMia · · Score: 1
    " A group of Russian space experts on Friday announced an ambitious plan.... officials dismissed the project as nonsense."

    While I don't know the credibility of their "experts", the experts vs. officials notion vaguely reminds me of the oh-so-many ways the Bush administration ignores experts hmm? ;-)

    In all seriousness, I'd love to see it happen, or at least get more discussion going on realistic WAYS to make it happen sooner, safer, and cheaper. I seem to recall reading that one of the obstacles was figuring out how to provide enough food and oxygen for the long trip... it would make sense to have an onboard garden of some sort, to help with both. IMVHO it will also be important to really collaborate with scientists all over the world and pool everyone's knowledge and resources. (AFTER we've got things on our own planet a little more stable, of course.) I don't know if a manned Mars mission could be done with quite the same "we're gonna get there first, nyah nyah!" mentality as the early space race.

    On a side note, I read one of the titles at the bottom as "Peru excavates 1,500 tourists from Inca ruins" and said WHAAAA?

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  62. Sorry had to.. by Fullmetal+Edward · · Score: 0

    In soviet Russia Mars flies to you!

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  63. maybe... by fermion · · Score: 1
    First, i think we all will agree that russians know how to do space on the cheap. Part of it is that the free market and democracy, for all it's benefits, tends to make these things cost more. We have to do bidding and worry about safety. If we were just able to tell factories what to produce, how much it would cost, and then tell some militaries guys it was time to die for their country, the whole things become much more manageable. It isn't pretty, but it gets the job done.

    That said, perhaps they have a chance. Part of the reason a US Mars mission is going to be so expensive is that we want to carefully set up mars for human exploration. That means that in addition to crashing probes into the planet, as we did for the moon, we are also going to send slow transport ships to provision the planet for a long comfortable human stay, as well as the return vehicle. For the actual crew transport, we will use a very expensive trajectory that will get them to mars quickly. Once there, I think we plan to keep them on planet for a year or so.

    From the timeline we can assume the Russians are going just going to load up a ship with as much stuff as possible and send it on it's way. The three year mission timeline with several months on the planet indicates that they will use the minimum energy/longest duration flight path. This will significantly reduce fuel costs at the expense on human provisions. Perhaps a single nuclear drive will get them there and back. They will likely stay on the planet just long enough to meet the return launch requirements. If they use a moon lander type ship, then the big ship will only have to have fuel to enter and leave orbit. This is a significantly more risky venture. They are probably likely to reach the planet, even odds to survive until they can leave, and probably starve on the way back, but that has pretty much been the norm for exploration over human history.

    All this is just a guess. I haven't really looked at the mars mission profiles in a long time.

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  64. Red Planet by RedWire+Interactive · · Score: 0

    Insert your red planet jokes here! :) Seriously though, goverment agengies overestimating budgets and scoffing that any other nation is capable of achieving thier goals before them? Gosh thats unprecidented...

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  65. Russian Accent by KingRob · · Score: 1

    Quote:
    "There are two goals here: to be the first ones and to show the rest of the wold that this is possible."

    I love it - the typo even sounds Russian.

  66. that's a monster... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ... guess they got that part down, they COULD do it. Most interesting. Maybe this private company made a deal to get ahold of some surplus of these babies at pennies(whatever a russky penny is) on the ruble, maybe that's why they think it can be done cheap. It'll certainly haul the cargo.

    1. Re:that's a monster... by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 1

      They were never built . . . a modified version was built smaller than the orignal idea, but the core rocket is very nearly the same . . . most of the difference is the 8 boosters that would surround the core rocket. I would think that building this on existing technology would be loads easier than starting from scratch . . .

  67. So, uh, do they plan on getting them back? by misleb · · Score: 4, Interesting
    You know, I love hearing about all these crazy plans to go to Mars, but it seems like very few people actually plan for the return trip. I assume they plan on getting these astronauts back. Visiting mars isn't like visiting the moon. They'll need to construct facilities to launch a return vehicle (and manufacture fuel, etc) That would be a pretty major undertaking. Maininging basic life support will be challenging enough...

    -matthew

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    1. Re:So, uh, do they plan on getting them back? by thogard · · Score: 1

      One of the early open souce guys (google Henry/regex) claims he would go there on a one way trip and that was even reported in wired years ago.

    2. Re:So, uh, do they plan on getting them back? by misleb · · Score: 1

      That is an easy claim to make when there almost no chance of it actually happening.

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      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
  68. Why bring them back? by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just keep shooting food to them.

    Tim

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    Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
    1. Re:Why bring them back? by misleb · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the astronauts would love to hear someone in the program ask "Why bring them back?"

      Sending them food works until someone pulls the plug on the program. "Hmm, ratings are down, gotta cancel the show. Sorry guys, you're on your own." It is not like it would be easy or cheap to even send them food. Look how much trouble we have getting an unmanned probe there. No amount of revenue from a TV show is going to support launching supplies to Mars. Sorry.

      -matthew

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      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
  69. Space Suit Prices going down? by jabex · · Score: 1

    I can understand a ghetto style trip without all the luxuries, but Space Suits are complicated pieces of equipment and last time I checked, NASA's contracted suits cost $10m US each. I'd imagine a custom designed Martian suit would be way more than.

    Either way, eventually the aerospace industry will come down in price. I doubt it will be this dramatic though.

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    Like Teddy with an elephant gun.
    1. Re:Space Suit Prices going down? by jabex · · Score: 1

      Did that say $3b? Oh... nevermind - why not just buy a small country and then use all of it's resources for the trip? That way it'd cost you nothing!

      1) Purchase Country
      2) Plunder
      3) Go to Mars
      4) ...
      5) Break Even!

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      Like Teddy with an elephant gun.
  70. Why This is Horrible by jonman_d · · Score: 1

    Let's assume for a second that these people actually somehow wind up making it as far as putting six human beings into space. They don't necessarily have to make it to Mars, but they've gone out of Earth's atmosphere. Call me the skeptic, but I don't think these "astronauts" are going to survive (whether or not they make it to Mars, I don't know - I personally think they might be able to get close, but at most will die on landing).

    So, what happens when a private company sends humans beings into space and they die? Governments around the world will put a cap on private space travel. They'll probably even write up an international treaty banning it, giving governments monopolies over space travel/technology.

    Private space travel hasn't begun yet, and it'd certainly be a horrible thing if it's stopped before it starts due to some idiots with a reality TV show.

  71. Consider this as a software project, and... by Ummite · · Score: 1

    You have a bunch of hacker in their backyard that can do a software that can do a job for 1/100 or 1/1000 of the cost that IBM would charge. Probably you will have a cheap interface, some bugs, but if you only want to do the job for cheap, it CAN be possible. Maybe one bug would be a major failure, so we will crash the mission. But you will always find volunteers to go to mars, even if we tell them that there is 1% chance of comming back, or even 0%. So, why not try? The BEST try in my opinion would be to try to establish a permanent colonization on mars : bring the stuff to generate electricity : with electricity, you can recycle CO2 in O2, you can heat, you can generate light to make plants grow and eat them. Bring the stuff to make the living people here able to produce the basic : electricity and food. After this, when people can think about something else than survival, we will have another earth. I will never see that from my living, but my hopes are that this comes fast.

  72. Biosphere 3? by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A ship with its own garden? 3 years? I assume that they want to create a somewhat sustainable ecosystem . . . We couldn't even get that right on Earth . . . see biosphere 2 This sounds more than a little idealistic . . .

    1. Re:Biosphere 3? by Fortress · · Score: 2, Informative

      The garden part is what shows that this project is nothing but talk. I've seen studies that show it's cheaper, lighter and more reliable to pack the food/air/water for a person than to rely on a garden to do the work. And for a 3-year trip? A garden would only be efficient if you are going on a REALLY long trip, like one of those multi-generational ships proposed for interstellar travel.

      I think the garden is marketing to the masses, who may not know about the Biosphere debacle but grasp quickly the theoretical concept behind it.

      Maybe they should just make the TV show here on Earth and pretend it's in space, sort of like what they claimed the US did with the moon.

  73. Who are they kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny how these asshats can't keep up their end of the space station bargain, and yet they've got money to go to Mars. Who the #$@#@%^ are they kidding?

    Russia, give it up! You have no money. Please stop pretending to be a world power. It's not 1980 anymore.

    1. Re:Who are they kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you have to go invade other countries and fuck them up in order to be a "super power". Give me a break!

  74. exact date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    04/01/2011

  75. Oh come on. Try harder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sheesh.

  76. WARNING: Internal inconsistancy detected! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where would one find an accredited medical professional willing to commit rocket assisted suicide with 5 strangers who will be sucking vacuume with him when space decides to get "real?" Witch-doctors don't count.

    I know that after episode 3 (when they all decide to space themselves after taking a look at their radiation badges and discover they've already got twice their expected trip dosage), I'm flipping the channel. Who wants to watch desecated corpses float for 10 more episodes while Vangelis plays in the background?

    1. Re:WARNING: Internal inconsistancy detected! by Jim+Starx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You honestly think they'll have a hard time finding people to volenteer?

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    2. Re:WARNING: Internal inconsistancy detected! by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      Who wants to watch desecated corpses float for 10 more episodes while Vangelis plays in the background?

      That would suck as a TV show, but it would rock as a screen saver.

    3. Re:WARNING: Internal inconsistancy detected! by klang · · Score: 1

      ...or viewing audience?

  77. Russia? by Galvatron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Russia's space history is impressive in some areas, but not Mars. I don't think I'd sign up to be an astronaut for this mission when Russia hasn't landed anything on the surface, and most of the orbital probes have failed. The Martian Defense Network takes a toll on everyone, but seems to take special delight in shooting down Russian craft.

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    "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
    1. Re:Russia? by juhaz · · Score: 1

      ... when Russia hasn't landed anything on the surface ...

      They've landed. Twice, actually.

      The first lander stopped working 20 seconds after touchdown, and second lasted whopping 3 minutes and 44 seconds.

      Of course this doesn't make the record look much better from astronaut's point of view, but...

      Nevertheless, I think there would still be tens of thousands of volunteers for this sort of thing, even with bad history... and those countless failures are mostly from 60's and 70's, tech has muved on for everyone.

  78. action! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, Russia has finally got that movie set?

  79. could be possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If they get the money and if they have the expertise necessary... and if they're all willing to take a risk (which everyone in space exploration must do, even though they think they can remove all risks - foolish), why not. They certainly need more money... The adventurism and the right attitude towards spaceflight, they already do have. And that's what we need, not a tightassed congress or government who is squirming around saying "but what are the benefits" and "people could die". Yeah well that is what happens when you try something new, when you take a few steps where no man has gone before. The problem with many government agencies today is that they expect miracles on an ever-decreasing budget, and an immediate return.

    Posting this AC cause people aren't ready for this kind of mentality in most parts of the western world.

  80. Heinlien Said it Best... by Hyro · · Score: 0

    In the second short story in the collection of "The Man Who Sold the Moon". I forget the actual title but basically people are living on the moon and the story (only 20 pages or so) highlights why Mars sucks unless we have unlimited technology. Heinlien has been right about everything so far, so I trust his judgement

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    "If they existed, they would be here already." - Enrico Fermi
  81. meh by Vacant+Mind · · Score: 1

    ONOS A RED PLANET WILL BE BORN

    onos this little shout thing is annoying caps rule

  82. At least.. by bmantz65 · · Score: 1

    ..its not capitalism there to help fund this.

  83. Re:So it seems... Not quite... by Moocowsia · · Score: 1

    American spacecraft, Russian spacecraft, both made in Taiwan.

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  84. Just clicked onthe "Read More" link to say by xX_sticky_Xx · · Score: 1

    I'll believe it when I see it.

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    I didn't want to leave this space blank.
  85. One thing about Russians by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...is that they do have a rich imagination. That is wonderful thing to have, it solves problems, saves money, optimizes the use of available resources etc. I grew up in the Soviet Union and I am pretty familiar with that. The downside is that when there is no equipment or technology available to turn imagination into reality, there is danger of crossing the line into fiction and fantasy. For example, I remember how in a "reputable" science magazine they had an article describing how to build space craft that travel faster than the speed of light by creating vortices in ether. That was in 1990s and these Russian "scientists" were talking about ether as if everybody knew it exists and dismissed Einstein postulates as science fiction. That's just one example pseudo-science and there were plenty. The only way I would seriously consider the Mars proposal if they open up the details of their plans for scrutiny of the worlds' engineering and scientific community.

    1. Re:One thing about Russians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The only way I would seriously consider the Mars proposal if they open up the details of their plans for scrutiny of the worlds' engineering and scientific community."

      So,what you are saying is really: "Always believe in NASA and their scientists. We give you the truth (bob bob, almost, sometimes, you know)! Do not forget to fund the NASA execs new Jaguars, and their very expensive skiing hollydays to Switzerland, via Joe Taxpayers money."

      While i'm not a big believer in THIS Russian project, IT IS TRUE that the Russians are doing things in space mutch more cheaply than their European and American counterparts.

      A LESSON TO LEARN!!

  86. Backer? by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I doubt that this company really has the financial backing to do this. But upon thinking about it, I suspect that they do. Russia has proven that they can get us there (good rockets) and survive in space (1.5 years vs american 6 months). I am guessing that this group has an American backer who believes in getting us off this rock, but with a real plan. Is there anybody who has been backing space programs? anybody who has backed the X-prize as well as the group who was the front-runner from the gitgo? anybody who fits in the top 10 richest ppl in the world?

    I suspect that Paul is backing these guys. This is the same guy who bet on a small software start-up, moved into a new industry called internet over cable ( he started in 1992, before others were even thinking of it), and now backs Burt Rutan for the X-prize. In addition, he is backing seti, and had monorail ran through his rock muesum. Quit a few accomplishments.

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  87. First ones? by marsu_k · · Score: 1
    There are two goals here: to be the first ones and to show the rest of the wold that this is possible.
    Are they aiming for the Vorlons or the Shadows?
  88. April 12 by danila · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those of you interested in the reality TV from space might want to check out Spacestation, an IMAX 3D film about the ISS. It was made two years ago, but is premiered in Russia today, on April 12.

    BTW, April 12 is the Cosmonautics Day. 43 years ago Yury Gagarin became a first human ever to fly to space. BTW, during the 43 years that followed, 431 humans have been up there. Think of it, only 10 people per year on average...

    Nobody in the US (or in the world for that matter) expected the Soviet space triumth of the 1961. Nobody expects these Russians to pull off their Mars trip. But one thing is for certain - the only way to find the limits of possible is to venture beyond them, into the impossible. Good luck to those trying!

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    Future Wiki -- If you don't think about the future, you cannot have one.
  89. Why Return? by clv101 · · Score: 1

    What's the big deal about returning? If the return leg is the hardest, most complicated, then why bother? Okay 6 people will die - From the individuals point of view I doubt there'll be a lack of volunteers and from societies point of view 10's of people die in road accidents in Russia every day. The government could ban driving (more offer some incentive not to drive like putting on a must-watch TV show) for a day and save more than the 6 lives that would be lost. People get too worked up about the value of a 'life'.

  90. Mod parent UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Posting this AC cause people aren't ready for this kind of mentality in most parts of the western world."

    That IS true!

    Mod parent up!

  91. Zubrin.. by adeyadey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Zubrin has said before that the $trillion price-tags for a mars mission were wildly overinflated, and suggests a way that it can be done for around $20 billion/mission.

    Off the rop of my head, each Soyuz mission costs Russia about $60 million - compare that to the $500 million/shuttle-mission cost ("cheap reusable"), or the sky high costs proposed for the possible replacements..

    So yes, I think it could be possible that the Russians could do it all for a few $Billion - they dont mind taking a few more risks too. Whether these particular people are the right people to do it - that is another issue - a few Billion is still a lot of doe to hand over to someone.

    As for the USA, I say if they dont want to give the money to Russia, let people like Rutan have some & see what comes out of it.

    NASA seem to have lost the ability to effectively stage such a project, at least at an affordable cost. The whole question arises as to whether government agencys are the best way to exploit a technology, once it has reached a certain level of maturity. Zubrin wrote an excellent article comparing NASA productivity 61-73 (Apollo motivated) vs the Shuttle years - NASA were so much more productive, for much the same cash when focused on Apollo..

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  92. It gets cancelled in season 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and funding stops. Sorry guys, nobody wants to watch you anymore, bye bye, don't fly too fast.

  93. All in one post by ocie · · Score: 1

    In Communist Russia...

    space program funds you.
    vodka is fuel for rocket and crew.
    pull of Earth's gravity escapes you.
    mission volunteers you.

    I'm here all week, enjoy the borscht.

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    JET Program: see Japan, meet intere
  94. Russia by amaiman · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Mars lands on you.

  95. Isn't the moon enough? by guttergod · · Score: 0

    I thought the moon would be far enough to send unwanted trash. But I should've figured someone would feel the need to top that...

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    Apple built a platform for their ideas, Google built one for everyone's.

  96. April Fool's joke !? by uss_valiant · · Score: 3, Interesting

    About the same story was on telepolis (German online magazine) on April 1st 2004 ("Europa und Russland starten 2009 erste bemannte Mars-Expedition" (German) (Europe and Russia launch the first manned expedition to Mars in 2009)). The article on telepolis was obviously a joke and I guess this story also.

  97. Reuse what lander? by scattol · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok so maybe they have boosters and capsules in production they can reuse and save engineering costs. But which lander would they be reusing?

    I don't remember any hardware other than the LEM that could land humans. So the lander they have to engineer pretty much from scratch. It's not a small bit of hardware either. On it's own wouldn't that use their entire budget?

    1. Re:Reuse what lander? by EEH · · Score: 1
      The idea of a Mars mission that used existing hardware or hardware that was expected to be developed for other purposes is not new. I remember an article in Analog of June 1981 ( waddaya mean fossil!) entitled "Mars in 1995" by Bob Parkinson that talked about using off-the-shelf Titans.

      A version of this proposal is on the Mars Institute Website

      Parkinson talked about using a "conical two-stage Lander Module modeled on the 1968 North American Rockwell Mars Excursion Module". Since NAR were the prime contractor for the Apollo Command Module I assume it would have been based on the Apollo experience.

      In 1981 dollars Parkinson estimated that the lander would take the lions share of the development capital - $2.4 billion - with a total of $4.84 billion.

      Sooo .. you might have hit the nail on the head. Cost-wise they just might be able to do it
      • if
      they can pick up a Lander off-the-shelf. Although the Russians are not devoid of ideas for my money, I reckon they should check to see who holds the rights to the NAR development.

      I wonder if they've checked Ebay?

      Cheers
      Alan, Downunda
  98. Wait a minute... by Monkey+Liar · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, this is a private russian company doing this?

    Is it a Legitimate Russian Business? -nudge nudge wink wink.

    I think i remember hearing something once about suspected links between the Russian Mafia and Russian tv.

    Well it's about time someone posted something remotely tinfoil hat on this one!

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    He who fights with Monkeys must take it upon himself not to become a Monkey.
  99. Re:Hookers, Booze, and Russians by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Well believe it or not this is how your tax dollars get spent (in most countries), most of the money goes to the PHBs and the actual techies do the work for peanuts, then the accounts are fixed up and its all good, the government gets their plane/spaceprobe/echelon system/airport scanners/voting machines and the contractor gets their money, just look at the price of a Diebold voting booth, do you really think it costs that much?

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  100. Re:Running the numbers better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Read Zubrin's A Case for Mars. Two Saturn V launches are all you need for his Mars Direct plan. The key is sending an unmanned vehicle first, which makes the return fuel from the Martian atmosphere and a little hydrogen. If it doesn't work, send another one. Manned vehicle has a rover, which gets you to return vehicle as long as you land within a thousand miles.

    Zubrin estimates the cost at $20 billion, assuming typical government overruns. He figures a private company could do it for under $5 billion. These trillion-dollar estimates are based on what Zubrin calls the "Battlestar Galactica" plan...giant spacecraft assembled in orbit, carrying its return fuel out to Mars, preliminary moonbase, etc.

  101. About planetary missions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why don't this Mars-centric missions do a Moon base before sending something to Mars? It's cheaper to send things to the Moon. And it's only a second (in transmision time) from here. If something begins to go wrong it could be fixed almost real-time. And after having a Moon base, making the equipment for the mars missions would be made in the Moon, having to escape from a sixth of Earth's gravity (cheaper launch).

    Material (propelent, water, food, ...) should be send closer. And there's metal in the Moon too, so a mining factory is posible, sending back to Earth some of the minerals (more money to fund a launch) and things done in lower gravity environment (chips? medicines? 1kg tomatoes? :-) ).

  102. Survivor: Mars! by Mr_Clayhead · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why not mix the popularity of the reality show "Survivor" with the hazards-be-damned attitude of the Russian space industry? Each week, someone gets voted off the spaceship, and FOOMP! Out the airlock they go.

  103. Don't support bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I am a republican for 30 years, I've never voted for a democrat, and bush could be the worst president since before the Civil war.

    Please *don't* vote for him. He may be smart, but its mostly on how to manipulate people.

  104. Funding source by Supercoz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please send money to ACCT#145253, Trust Bank, Abuja, Nigeria.

    The Russian Space Group

  105. RUSSIA: Listen. Ich bin ein Berliner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    .

    RUSSIA: Listen. Ich bin ein Berliner

    And I don't mean that in a gay way

    .

  106. Equipment reliability by Nonillion · · Score: 1

    Going on these missions would also demand that the computer/electronic/ship equipment be designed to work for decades. It would be a bitch if the flight control computers hard drive crapped out 3 months into the mission or crashed because Windows XP was their OS of choice and then needed to call home.

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  107. Re: USA has not 1 trillion of dollars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    = aprox. 33'000'000'000 oil-barrels (33$ per oil-barrel)

  108. In Russia, money is not the problem by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    > in Russia, in aerospace/military contracts, it's
    > unlikely the gov would be paying $1100 for a screwdriver

    In Russia you would never pay this much for a screwdriver. The problem is _finding_ the screwdriver.

  109. probably can do it cheaper than NASA by peter303 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    NASA has many conflicting goals, a big bureaucracy, a risk-adverse culture. The Russian, Chinese, or private enterprise approach may be able to do this more cost-effectively than NASA, though probably not for as little as $3.5 billion.

    I prefer the "evolutionary" private enterprise approach like as in the current x space contest. Start out with doable million dollar increments of financing and goals.

  110. i can't but wonder by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

    you wrote:

    "there is too much public pressure for NASA to make any mistakes"

    trying not to be troll here, but could nasa be more concerned about their retirement benefits then with why nasa even exists?

    i can't help but feel that someone's 'mad hatter tea party' to mars just might work. lets consider that the foundation work is over 50 years old.

    "god bless those that go out into space in ships" -- unknown

  111. The best Russian Mars Mission ever by Myrmidon · · Score: 4, Funny
    I laugh at these guys' pathetic plan. My team has come up with my very own Russian Mars Mission plan, after listening very carefully to some guys in tinfoil hats. (People laugh at tinfoil hats, but compared to many Mars mission advocates these guys sound pretty reasonable.)

    Plan is simple: fake a trip to Mars. People thought was possible back in 1969, but now we know is possible -- digital effects technology has come long way. I mean, with $3 billion we could pay animators to hand-craft every pixel of footage. It will look totally believeable.

    Fake trip to Mars solves all major problems with human space flight:

    • Nobody dies.
    • Saves lot of money.
    • No damage to Martian environment and no contamination of Martian life (if there is any).
    • All excitement that Sci-Fi fans could ever want. In fact, exploration of Mars might turn out to be exactly like the novel - no matter which novel you prefer! We can put Valentine Michael Smith up there if you like!


    Problems:
    • What if spoilsports at JPL or NORAD use their radars and determine there is no spaceship out there? Well, that's where Russian angle comes in. We simply insist that there really is spaceship... and that JPL and NORAD guys are just issuing disinformation, in order to cover up embarrassing superiority of Russian space technology. (Hey, if this argument works for ESP and cold fusion...)
    • What if people insist on getting interesting scientific information back from manned Mars trip? Well... they just won't. Nobody ever talks about data from Moon missions. Instead they rhapsodize about pictures of Aldrin and Armstrong and world's most expensive golf cart. If people insist on "scientific data", we will quietly steal photos from Spirit rover web site and Photoshop in a cosmonaut or two.
    • What about people who want to colonize Mars in order to experience glorious new frontier? Won't they demand seats on our ship?

      Well, for morality's sake, our first duty is to lecture these people sternly about what idiots they are. When this doesn't work, we can sell them seats in Mars Settlement Simulator. This is big airtight tin can containing 1000 switches and 1000 tins of Spam. Every day, "passengers" are required to flip a switch... otherwise can explodes. If passengers run out of Spam, they die of starvation. One of the switches is secretly wired to shut off can's air supply... when it is switched, passengers unexpectedly die of asphyxiation. If passengers make it through 800 days, we open up can to reveal Gobi Desert, where they are free to wander around until they get bored and decide to go home.

      I figure we can get $1M each for these seats -- after all, they are very good simulation of real trip! But passengers may get mad because they don't get weightlessness for their money. Such passengers will be airlifted to secret Russian base at Sanduski where they can ride Weightlessness Simulators until they pass out.
  112. Gilligan's Planet?? by azadrozny · · Score: 1
    Sure, this could work. Add Bob Denver as the 7th crew member and just wait for the zany adventures to start. Inevitably they will get stuck on Mars and we can watch them as they attempt to use future unmanned robots to send messages back to earth.


    There is potential here :)

  113. Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I wish I had some of what they are smoking.

  114. A Mission of Money by Sotogonesu · · Score: 1

    When I look at this, I see a troll for investors. The mission doesn't even have to get off the ground for someone to profit handily.

  115. Re:OBL ISR Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    SOVIET JOK35 R0X3RZ Y3R B0X3Rz D0WN to Y3R S0X0rZ??????????

    OMG what a LAMO

  116. Re:Served! It's On! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    lsdino you idiot! If a Hollywood exec ever reads this site they'll actually consider making it! Gaw......now you've done it.

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  117. Cost comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A 20,000-student US university's annual budget totals $1.5-3 bln while same-size Russian university survives on $30-50 mln. That is 50-100 times less. And remember ACM programming contest? Russian teams are not doing that bad.

    So, proposed $3.5 bln spent in Russia worth $200-300 bln spent in US in terms of R&D. Since it's a government contract in US, the price would usually double (hey, those corporate CEO's need to earn money too, right?) becoming $500 bln for the project in US.

    Well, sounds realistic, doesn't it?
    But anyways, $3.5 bln is an unrealistically high spending in Russia and only government would take such expenses with no immediate return on investment.

  118. Shhhtop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop wasting resources on this UTTER crap, and fix the planet first. Hunger, AIDs, war etc.

    It makes me feel sick. It's obscene. Pah.

  119. People? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doctors who know enough to be useful, and thus understand the risks? Yes.

    It's like signing up to play Russian roulette where they'll be a firing squad, and they'll be using semi-automatic weapons. Could they all jam? Yes. Could you convince random people that this is a special on-time circumstance where this is the likely outcome? Should dihydrogen oxide be banned? Maybe, I suppose it depends on who you ask.

    Can you convince people who know better of the same thing? If they got their MD from the Nick Riveara School of Medicine, it's a possability.

  120. Evidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > although Russia thinks about safety, it's not the number one concern;
    > the number one concern is success

    Evidence, please?

    Or is this just Cold War-era, jingoism-inspired "knowledge" that has little or nothing to do with the real world?

    Russians are people, too, just like you and me. To suggest that Russians don't care about the safety of their friends and compatriots is dehumanizing, and pretty darn stupid to boot.

    1. Re:Evidence? by Atrahasis · · Score: 1

      I don't think the parent was suggesting that Russians don't care when a cosmonaut dies, only that they are not afflicted with the
      Mourning Sickness and preoccupation with high-profile investigations and commitees that seem to pervade the rest of the Western world.

  121. Why not? by agraupe · · Score: 1

    This sounds like the open source version of space travel to me... Linux has already proven that an intricate piece of software can be produced for next to nothing (compared to similar projects, of course. Free (as in beer) space vehicles wouldn't work).

    The US feels like everyone needs to be safe, even if they would prefer not to be. Why don't dying cancer patients get experimental medicine? Why, it might kill them! Better the cancer does that...

    Russia (and I'm sure many other countries) lets people do more what they want with less regulation. If a group of six people want to possibly kill themselves in hope of maybe stepping on to the surface of another planet, why not let them?

  122. Let's go there with Nuclear Rockets by serutan · · Score: 1

    This is as good a place as any to remind people of the potential of reusable rockets based on Gaseous Core Nuclear Reactors, which could make possible a Mars mission of about 9 months, not 3 years. I highly recommend reading this fascinating detail design for a fully reusable rocket based on the Saturn-V form factor, that could launch a 2 MILLION pound payload and return intact to a powered landing with an equal size payload.

    Essentially, the rocket engine consists of a chamber containing a transparent quartz bulb, which contains a core cloud of UF4 gas surrounded by a swirling buffer gas that controls the shape and size of the UF4 core. The core heats to about 30,000 C, emitting intense ultraviolet light that heats hydrogen gas flowing past the bulb. The hydrogen, absorbing the ultraviolet but no neutrons, superheats and shoots out through the rocket nozzle, providing many times the thrust possible with any chemical rocket, and without radioactivity.

    One issue the NuclearSpace.com article addresses that is rarely discussed is the need for radiation shielding during interplanetary travel. So far, humans have barely ventured beyond the Earth's protective magnetic field. Prolonged exposure to the solar wind would take a heavy toll on Mars astronauts during a 3-year mission. With a GCNR rocket the round-trip travel time would total only 6 months. The enormous payload capacity would allow for extremely heavy radiation and particle shielding, not to mention ample supplies and equipment for a comfortable, productive stay.

    This technology really excites me -- the potential for spaceships that are roomy and well equipped, even luxuriously so, and well shielded from the real-life hazards of space travel. Sign me up!

  123. X-Prize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this is privatetly funded, even if it doesn't get into orbit before anyone else, surely there should be a similar prize for the first manned mission to mars... The Y-prize? Just like all those X11 successors ;)

  124. Russians DO have more common sense by Teclis · · Score: 1

    I can't remember where I heard this: NASA spent millions of dollars developing a pen that could write in space. The Russian solution was to use a pencil. That's a savings of about 100000000% hmm... if they can pull of those ratios, they just might be able to do it.

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