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  1. Re:Boy I sure will sleep better tonight... on The Virus Squad · · Score: 5, Funny

    When things get really tough, do they all join into a giant virus-fighting robot?

  2. Re:Ugh, these aren't viruses... on The Virus Squad · · Score: 5, Funny
    They seem to be running down Slashdot's Axis of Evil list for their merkins: SCO, Microsoft, and now the RIAA. We ought to be able to deduce the next MyDumb.n target.

    Slashdot could run a poll, but the answer would almost certainly be .. CowboyNeal.

  3. Re:Ugh, these aren't viruses... on The Virus Squad · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Back then, at lot of them didn't infect executables, but went for boot sectors like STONED. And there are arbitrary EXE infectors around still, but they tend to get noticed and whacked faster than ones that don't.

  4. Re:Shocking... on Anatomy of Game Development · · Score: 2, Funny
    Oh yeah, that was always a classic. "I have an idea for a game, you could write it and we could split it 50-50." (The "idea" was always at the "this guy on the screen and he does stuff" stage rather than a solid game design.)

    That guy with the funny shapes that fall down the screen, boy did we send him packing!

  5. Also from space: "Humble" telescope on Mars Rovers Update · · Score: 4, Informative
    Might as well toss some more space news in. No pictures yet alas. Tiny telescope exceeds high hopes May detect clouds on distant worlds.

    It's a neat little $10 million 50 kilo unit. The best part is that a software upgrade improved the stability 10x. Hopefully there'll be some pictures soon.

  6. Re:What no Roomba? on Mars Rovers Update · · Score: 1

    They should have brought some change for Martian squeegee kids.

  7. Re:Just like the Tube on NYC Crosswalk Buttons are Inoperative · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's why they also have those signs. "Mind: The Gap".

  8. Operative at some in Toronto on NYC Crosswalk Buttons are Inoperative · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At some intersections in Toronto, not only does the walk button work, but unless it's pressed, the walk signal never lights up. (Kind of a pain when the button isn't right at the corner and has a lot of snow around it.) It would be nice if they'd mark the "Cars Prefered" crossings to let people know.

  9. Re:Obvious? on Munich Struggling with Linux Transition? · · Score: 1
    Finally, is it just me or does Ballmer look really evil in that photo?

    No, I have the larger print version. He looks really really evil. Put a dark hooded robe on him, "Your friends have failed you..."

  10. Re:Isn't it great how on Munich Struggling with Linux Transition? · · Score: 1

    Believe me, with the big creepy picture of Ballmer in the middle of the page, you know who is speaking.

  11. Re:Primary source please? on Munich Struggling with Linux Transition? · · Score: 2, Funny
    RFTA. "Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, shown yesterday in Toronto, says political motives are behind conversions to open-source systems."

    By the way, that picture of Steve really needs to be Farked or something. (The print version is much larger and creepier.) "Give me the map and you might walk out of here on human limbs!" or something a Dark Overlord might say to Howard the Penguin.

  12. Re:It gets spookier on MMO Gaming - Virtually Too Real? · · Score: 1

    Why don't they take up heathier real world activities .. like Flash Mobs? (On second thought, if they game like that, their Flash Mobs are unlikely to be happy fun events.)

  13. Re:That must be creepy... on Astronauts Attach Mannequin to Outside of ISS · · Score: 1
    "There's something on the wing!"

    Did someone let Shatner have a window seat again?

  14. Re:Whats its Name? on Astronauts Attach Mannequin to Outside of ISS · · Score: 1

    How about "Keith Richards"?

  15. Re:Nothing critical, just a SUIT MALFUNCTION on Astronauts Attach Mannequin to Outside of ISS · · Score: 1
    "It's strangely warm," Kaleri said. A few minutes later, he radioed: "It's amazing. I have rain inside the helmet. I have water on the visor."
    Yes, it was just a warm damp suit malfunction.
  16. Re:Doubtfull on Space Elevators Going Up · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And it would be nice to do a few trials first. Make a bridge out of it, put a few miles of it up in space. See how the stuff lasts over a couple years under various loads and conditions. A space elevator is a very messy thing to have an "oops" with.

  17. Re:Bankruptcy Auctions! on Cheap PC Oscilloscopes - Any Recommendations? · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least the equipment ended up at auction. Hope none of the biotech "development" ended up in the dumpster out back. Dawn of the Drosophila Melanogaster!

  18. Re:Another name... on Fuelless Flight with Air Submarine? · · Score: 1

    You could do better than normal skydiving with these things.

  19. Re:1940s vision of the future coming to life? on Fuelless Flight with Air Submarine? · · Score: 5, Funny
    After all, the Empire State Building has a blimp port at the top.

    The B-25 bomber valet parking didn't work too well either.

  20. Nice concept on Fuelless Flight with Air Submarine? · · Score: 1, Funny

    but I bet that this story should be titled "Fuelless Flight with Vapour Submarine".

  21. Re:Sorry, but on Utah Leads the Way Toward RFID Privacy Legislation · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I welcome the adoption and dependance on easily hacked technology so that I can become your RFID tag abusing overlord!

    It says "G.W. Bush" on my RFID tag, and they're never wrong.

  22. Re:Profound Implications? on Utah Leads the Way Toward RFID Privacy Legislation · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that most RFID tags don't actively transmit. They echo the reader's transmission. Any RFID "detector" could be detected itself from a much longer distance.

  23. Re:Personal jamming / confuse the system? on Utah Leads the Way Toward RFID Privacy Legislation · · Score: 1

    You can do better than that. One tag with a processor or hooked to a PDA. Today I am "G.W. Bush" and a bag of chips, scan that suckers. Tomorrow, my name is Legion.

  24. Tech solution to privacy on Utah Leads the Way Toward RFID Privacy Legislation · · Score: 5, Interesting
    In the February issue of Circuit Cellar, there's an article on RFID tags and how to make your own. (Alas, it's not one of the freebee articles on their web site. Go kill a tree for a good cause.) And once you understand how something works, it's always easier to shove a potato into the works!

    Starting from this, building a RFID reader detector should be easy -- know when someone is scanning for tags. After that, if some reader is looking for tags with data, why not give the poor thing some? LOUDLY. Reading the data off of some existing tags should give you an idea of what format data the reader is looking for, especially if they use any CRCs or such to stop someone from feeding the reader arbitrary data. Then feed them arbitrary data. The best part is that you really aren't transmitting with passive RFID, you're just "echoing" the reader's transmission.

    The gizmo used in the project is an Atmel e5551. Google for that and you'll find lots of things to read.

  25. Re:wrong on USENIX Responds to SCO; Fyodor Pulls NMap · · Score: 1
    Well then, if SCO isn't breaking the GPL, then all they have to is stand there in court and say "We aren't violating Fyodor's copyright. We have a valid licence under the GPL... *oh shit*"

    Case closed. SCO would certainly have won that battle. Lost the war however, too bad, so sad.