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NYC Crosswalk Buttons are Inoperative

cdneng2 writes "NY Times has an article that New York crosswalk push buttons are actually ineffective. Apparently, New York City deactivated most of the pedestrian buttons long ago with the emergence of computer-controlled traffic signals. From the article, 'More than 2,500 of the 3,250 walk buttons that still exist function essentially as mechanical placebos, city figures show.' Well, apparently New York city isn't the only city like this. I guess the answer lies in the same reason why people press the elevator button more than once."

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  1. Most Dangerous Intersections by Xeed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Surprisingly enough, NY doesn't have any intersections listed in the top 10 most dangerous intersections list, compiled by State Farm.

    However, you can find the 24 most dangerous intersections in NY, as compiled by the NYPD here.

    Either way, crossing the street isn't the safest thing in the world.

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    1. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's only because actual commuting done in New York City is done primarily via cabs and subways, both of which are piloted by non-standard citizens who are trained commercially-licensed professional drivers. Of course not as many accidents are going to happen, they're pros.

      That being said, it's still dangerous because the cab drivers can occasionally be reckless due to long hours worked.

      See here for more zaniness.

    2. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 5, Funny

      In England, we have these gutless pedestrian crossings which are too scared to stop traffic if they detect cars approaching, so they wait until there's no traffic around and only then activate the pedestrian sequence.

      Well gee thanks, I could've figured out myself that I can get across when there's no cars around...

      Even better are the ones with a sensor to see if a pedestrian is waiting. So not only do they pander to any approaching car, but they require the pedestrian to be standing in a particular place otherwise they don't operate at all. Very useful.

      So if anyone is reading this story and doesn't have a clue what it means because traffic-light stuff is all greek to you... Bedford city council has jobs waiting for you. Join the ranks of the clueless.

    3. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by wizbit · · Score: 5, Funny

      sorry, did I just see the words "New York City" and "professional drivers" in the same sentence?

    4. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Around my area they installed crosswalks with BRIGHT ass leds that flash when someone presses the button. The leds are on both sidewalks as well as two lines on the road itself. These things just command attention, when pressed you can see drivers approaching immediately step on the brakes. IMO they have already saved lives because even I have not noticed the pedestrian before I saw the lights.

    5. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assumed everyone knew that most/all crosswalk buttons were non-functional in most cities in the entire country. You mean people actually assumed they worked? That just wouldn't make sense. I've always assumed the signals were simply that - signals. They were there to indicate when you can walk, just like the car signals are there to let you know when you can drive... but neither has any impact.

    6. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      These things just command attention, when pressed you can see drivers approaching immediately step on the brakes. IMO they have already saved lives because even I have not noticed the pedestrian before I saw the lights.

      I don't understand what you mean. Wouldn't it make more sense just to switch the traffic light to red at the crosswalks? Do you have crosswalks across streets without stop signs or signals? That just seems crazy. Now if a guy is going to blow a stop sign or run a red light then a bright flashing LED sure isn't going to stop them from doing that.

    7. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people who push the elevator button more than once are the same type of people who actually move the controller of a video game to the right when trying to make a difficult jump. I used to get so annoyed watching my friends do that. I bet a little chip in the elevator says "Oh my, he pressed the button twice, I better get going!" My job is located off of the most dangerous interesction in MN. People don't even try to cross it. They should just set up a tent, and a little tamborine on a string attatched to the pole so people can hang out for a while while waiting.

    8. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by The+Tyro · · Score: 3, Funny

      sorry, did I just see the words "New York City" and "professional drivers" in the same sentence?

      Yeah... I think I also saw "cabs" in that same sentence, along with "not as many accidents are going to happen"...

      I'm sorry... I don't know what to say...

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    9. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by darkmeridian · · Score: 4, Funny

      "cab drivers can occasionally be reckless due to long hours worked"?

      Are you from New York? Cab drivers in this city are *always* reckless and it *isn't* because of the long hours worked.

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    10. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by l810c · · Score: 4, Funny
      My first semester at college I lived in a dorm right next to a busy/dangerous intersection.

      The dorm was shaped like a U that pointed at the intersection heightening the noise. Several times a day you would hear loud screeching as people locked up their brakes. Always just the screeching. About 3 weeks into the semester, there was another loud screech, this time followed by a loud CRASH. Simultaneously, 50 people stuck their heads out their windows and cheered. It was hilarious.

    11. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10.Sacramento, Calif. Fair Oaks Boulevard and Howe Avenue

      Damn, I ride my bike and jog by there every couple days! I have not been by there lately because of rain, but number 10? That street is tame! There must be a bar on the corner or something, next time I am down there I am going to check it out.

    12. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      We've got a couple of those in downtown Phoenix. One on Central and one on 3rd ave for sure. You get to see who's got the balls rush hour downtown - I think those lights would be pretty handy. The car in the other lane ahead of you slows down and you're going "what the fuck is he slowing down for" then realize there's some ballsy bastard tempting fate.

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    13. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by iabervon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Remember, "professional" means that you get paid for it, not that you're any good at it.

    14. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by dandelion_wine · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, I've seen two versions of this.

      In Winnipeg, there are "pedestrian corridors" which have lights that hang over the road and go off the instant the button is pressed. These are not for all intersections and, in fact, they are often not at intersections. They're also relatively uncommon -- places where there are schools, parks, etc. (my guess -- IANACP) The thing is, they pound this into everyone's head when they learn to drive. There are heavy penalties for crossing a lit corridor. They're not like stoplights in that they go off when there is no reason to (I've only ever seen one malfunctioning corridor, and a line of traffic slowing to a stop, looking like mad for the pedestrian, and then only gingerly accelerating through, no doubt covering the brake). And not every crosswalk is a corridor, so people don't get used to only stopping for lights and not still looking for people.

      Contrast with Vancouver. New province, new rules. Whoops. That flashing green doesn't mean I can't turn left or right at will? These are "pedestrian controlled intersections". Just what you'd expect, and probably run the risk of the occasional light-runner, since there's no flashing red to tell you that it changed because someone is now crossing the road. Except that some lights will never change unless they are activated. As both a pedestrian in Vancouver (with curiosity), and a motorcycle rider all over, I can assure you that this is the case with many lights. I've annoyed many drives, waiting behind me at stoplights, because the light will not change. Many intersections are still like that for pedestrians (I'll sometimes shout at a pedestrian to push the button). But then Van also has veritable pedestrian paranoia. You can't take one step out on the pavement of a multi-lane street to wait for that one car to pass... because they'll stop. Suddenly you can't Frogger your way through that hold, and more cars stop. Then everybody's stopped, waiting for you to cross, and you were jaywalking in the first place. Mad, I tell you. Mad.

    15. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You misunderstand. These arn't crosswalks at downtown intersections, they are crosswalks across a single road in suburban areas. There is one near me. The nearest intersections are probably a 1/4 mile away in either direction. So just to get across the street to the bus stop would be a half-mile walk without this crosswalk. And it's a really busy 4-lane, so just jaywalking without the crosswalk is pretty difficult. Even when it was just a crosswalk, people rarely stopped for you. With the flashing lights (Besides the lights embedded in the road, there are lights around the crosswalk signs that flash as well) nobody runs though it.

      On the other hand, once you get downtown, there are no control buttons. It's not like they disabled them, they just have never been there. When the traffic lights turn green, the crosswalks get a walk sign.

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    16. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      i've lived in a couple of places in my life: dallas, nashville, boston, ny. all i have to say is that the average ny driver is by far the best i've encountered anywhere.

    17. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by MyHair · · Score: 4, Informative

      Surprisingly enough, NY doesn't have any intersections listed in the top 10 most dangerous intersections list, compiled by State Farm.

      That list is compiled based upon the dollar amount of State Farm insurance claims for those intersections. I imagine the fleet cabs and busses of NYC are largely self-insured by the operating companies and wouldn't show up as claims to State Farm or any other insurer.

      State Farm offers monetary and consultative support to cities with intersections in their top 10 (and a lesser amount to those in their top 100 IIRC) to save themselves money.

      Not that there's anything wrong with that.

      A perennial top 10 intersection is Highway 121 & Preston Road in Plano, TX. There are lots of expensive cars in that area; if everyone there drove 5-year old Hyundai's I doubt it would make the list. Either that or the nearby EDS campus is really a cover for an organized insurance fraud ring.

    18. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by HidingMyName · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Interestingly New York, New Jersey, Connecticut and Massachusetts don't have any intersections listed under the little pull down menu where you can browse by state. I'm sure driving in Boston, NYC and surrounding Tri State area or Northern New Jersey is so safe that there aren't any statistics indicating dangerous intersections there.

      However, I do agree that Philadelphia has extrodinarily dangerous traffic patterns. I can remember many white knuckle experiences on the Schuykill expressway when I worked down by Philadelphia, but I guess exit ramps and toll booths (especially by the bridge) don't count. I do remember taking Admiral Wilson Blvd. on the New Jersey side, and noting the large number of scantily clad hookers working along the side of the road. Even if they aren't attractive, it is really hard to avoid the instinct to look. One time I recall reading in the Inquirer that the police rounded up these girls after noticing an unusually large increase in the number of accidents in the area where they advertised.

    19. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by defile · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I disagree.

      Most people get into car accidents because they lose awareness. On country and sparse suburban roads it's easy to drive without seeing another person or moving motor vehicle for miles. As such, drivers tend to zone out and not notice the pedestrian until after they flip over your hood.

      In Manhattan, you're surrounded by people and cars ALL THE TIME, even at 4AM, and at any moment someone could step in front of your car and you could kill them instantly. As such, you drive *very* carefully.

      Also, 99% of the intersections in Manhattan have traffic lights. It's either red stop or green go.

      If you don't see a green light at an intersection you assume you have to stop. This is reinforced so heavily that when motorists come to intersections in Manhattan with all-way stop signs instead of traffic lights, the motorists end up coming to a stop and waiting for a green light to appear. Eventually it occurs to them that there isn't a red light there either, and they then notice the stop sign and cautiously dart across.

      I find driving in Manhattan to be more incident free than anywhere else. The rules-of-intersection engagement are very clear (don't even think of crossing until you see green), the other motorists are just as alert as you are (so cutting them off and being cut off by them is no big deal and traffic flows more smoothly), and above all, assume a pedestrian will decide to cross no matter where they are or what you're doing.

      Driving in the rest of NYC is on the other hand a nightmare.

      As such, I've become completely incompatible with weekend motorists and fear for my life when I go out on weekends.

    20. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by kimgh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What are "non-standard citizens"? A citizen is a citizen, right?

    21. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by ThisIsFred · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's because in New York, when people cross the street, they're usually in a huge mob that blocks the entire intersection. An angry cabby has no choice but to stop and wait or risk vehicular homicide. NYC drivers also pay no attention to pedestrians' right-of-way; If the light is green and you're in the crosswalk, you're an obstacle not a pedestrian.

      This doesn't surprise me one bit though. My small town (roughly 7,000) paid a great expense to have all the intersections redone with those big red buttons. No one uses them. If that weren't enough, we've got large mobs of unsupervised children on bicycles zipping in front of cars passing through green lights (and kids that stop their bikes in the middle of the lane -during periods of heavy traffic- on purpose). Maybe we should just do away with pedestrian right-of-way?

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    22. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by tperry98 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      For more information on UK pedestrian crossings, go here

      It's so much more exciting than just a 'walk' sign...

    23. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Even better are the ones with a sensor to see if a pedestrian is waiting.

      Let me guess, those sensors are placed beside and slightly forward of water-filled potholes that are in the exact path of the passing cars' tires.

    24. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks sparky, that was a useful bit of information. Specially the part about the joystick.

      Again, thanks

    25. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Funny

      New York City is the Capitol of professionals - from the lowest bum to the mayor's mom, everybody's working a scam as our lives depend on it. And our drivers are the best in the world: just get out of our way, tourist.

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    26. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Heh.

      I live in NYC (wait for the light to change - no point in pushing the button). On my trip to England I was doing the same thing (well, until I figured it out [after a few minutes waiting for the light to change]).

      Oh, yeah, and THANKS for the `look ->' signs. If it weren't for those, I'd be road kill. Almost got ran over by a bus when I steped out of the airport.

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    27. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by bmsleight · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Even better are the ones with a sensor to see if a pedestrian is waiting. So not only do they pander to any approaching car, but they require the pedestrian to be standing in a particular place otherwise they don't operate at all. Very useful.
      This type of crossing is called a Puffin

      If the pedestrian has crossed when there is a gap in the Traffic the demand from the Push Button is cancelled. If demands are being cancelled incorrectly the detector is badly configured.

      Solution

      Post the location of the signal crossing and I drop a line to Bedford.

      Also ask Bedford to configure the crossing as 'Pre-timed Max'

      So they wait until there's no traffic around and only then activate the pedestrian sequence.
      Pre-timed Max Solves this problem.

      Also further reading on Push Buttons and computerised traffic control.

    28. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow. Simply incredible. You sir are living a life full of adventure and memories. Be sure to tell the grandkids.

    29. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      How do they compute this? If it's based on insurance claims, then that's even more of a reason why NYC doesn't rate. Presumably the cab company covers costs of accidents and what not, so they don't have commercial insurance.

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    30. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 3, Informative

      We got one of the clever ones nearby... for a week it was great... you pushed the button, and it saw you were actually there and stopped the traffic.. plus if you could cross before it automatically cancelled itself.

      The next week they completely disabled the sensors and put it in 'don't stop traffic make the buggers wait' mode*, where it's stayed. Nice to know where my council tax is being wasted...

      * This mode refuses to change to let pedestrians cross *even if there isn't any traffic for miles*, meaning you cross anyway, then 5-6 minutes later hear the beeps in the distance as it decides to turn red whilst there's nobody actually wanting to cross.

    31. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Milan should have those on the tram tracks. I almost got collected by one near the train station a while back. Felt pretty stupid too: I mean, how hard is it not to see or hear a big-ass tram trundling along the tracks?

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    32. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we should just do away with cars.

    33. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Troed · · Score: 2, Funny

      When the traffic lights turn green, the crosswalks get a walk sign.

      Sounds dangerous.

    34. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you from Queboc or something? Because that last paragraph really doesn't parse as regular english, and now I have a headache.

    35. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people are different than others.. or did you not pass Kindergarten?

    36. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Splab · · Score: 1

      Actually the same goes for many places, I moved from the country side to a big city, and I found that driveing in the city is scary as hell - alot of things going on all the time, but also more forgiving - you can screw up but get away with it since everyone is alert.

    37. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by shadowbearer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Speaking as a country denizen for most of my life, it's *far* more likely that what flips over your hood will be a 300 lb four-legged critter, not the two-legged kind. Whether you see said four-legged critter in time is mostly irrelevant - they move pretty fast, much faster than two-legged ones :)

      Wasn't there a race car driver who once said he'd rather drive on the track than drive in a major city?

      SB

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    38. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've already went to NY and crossroads are surprisingly more safe than where I live (Sherbrooke, Canada)

    39. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by ipjohnson · · Score: 1

      300 LB. thats tiny ... I worry about the 1 ton 4 legged kind. Nothing like a moose to change your day.

    40. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about that... Look at the pretty lights... oops who is that going over my hood...

    41. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      There is one near me. The nearest intersections are probably a 1/4 mile away in either direction. So just to get across the street to the bus stop would be a half-mile walk without this crosswalk. And it's a really busy 4-lane, so just jaywalking without the crosswalk is pretty difficult. Even when it was just a crosswalk, people rarely stopped for you.

      Ah, interesting. We don't have these in Ohio then. Cross walks are only at intersections and they either have a stop sign or a traffic signal to stop traffic while pedestrians cross. Seems kind of silly though.. if it's a common pedestrian crossing then they should probably put stop signs there.

    42. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by niko9 · · Score: 4, Informative

      In Manhattan, you're surrounded by people and cars ALL THE TIME, even at 4AM, and at any moment someone could step in front of your car and you could kill them instantly. As such, you drive *very* carefully.

      That may be true for the visiting tourist who might be taken aback by the sensory overload. But most New Yorkers eventually tune out alot of their surroundings.

      Then there is the pressure of the New York buisness day. Everyday I see people trying to smoke/eat/use the phone/change CD's/apply makeup all while driving a moving three thousand pound projectile.

      If I had a nickel for every accident I witnessed while my ambulance was parked at a major intersection because the offending driver did something incredibly stupid, I would have had several steak dinners by now.

      The funniest thing is that sometimes, I notice right before the "accident", this stupid look on the drivers face --something between being in pain and being constipated-- that instinctively lets you know that they are aware that they're about to commit to something that will cause someone injury and property damage, but think they might get away with it anyway.

      My 2 pet peeves:

      1.Cab drivers that will stop anywhere, abruptly from any speed, and at all sorts of angle to pick up a fare.

      2. People who follow me (light/sirens) down side streets, then when I have to block said street (to narrow for them to get by) they honk and yell as if I should go aroung the block to let them by. But hey, it's not their mom I'm going to treat. ;)

      It's actually a moving violation (as per the NYC VTL) to go down a side street when you see a parked ambulance with it's lights on, regardless if there is room for you to go by.

    43. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by BdosError · · Score: 1

      A moose bit my sister.

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    44. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by DissidentHere · · Score: 1

      You certainly weren't with me on my ride from JFK to Long Island City at noon on a Tuesday:
      non-standard citizen(???): Yes
      commercially licensed: Yes, but I don't know how
      Number of pairs of clean underwear arriving at JFK: 3
      Number of pairs of clean underwear arriving in Long Island City: 1

      The only thing that makes cabs any safer than 'normal' drivers is that cabbies aren't on the phone.

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    45. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Okay, I've read all that, and it pretty much confirms rather than allays my suspicions:

      (a) the pedestrian sensor looks at the centre of the area where pedestrians would stand. But the buttons are right at the edge of that area. And cyclists can't move sideways.

      (b) No mention of how long it takes from pressing a button to getting a green light. My guess is that it's "2 minutes, or when there's no traffic, whichever is earlier"

      Which means that yes, the light does indeed fail to stop traffic if it can possibly avoid doing so. Remember that by the time the button is pushed, someone is already waiting

      Having lights which take so long to react seems quite dangerous, because people will give up and cross anyway, and almost get hit by a police car

      As to 'pre-timed max', surely imposing a "minimum time between stopping cars" doesn't have any effect if the crossing was just waiting there doing nothing for 10 minutes before I arrived? Unless it sets a minimum time for pedestrians to wait, which is just too dumb to even contemplate.

    46. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by 6Yankee · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Around my area they installed crosswalks with BRIGHT ass leds that flash when someone presses the button.

      Something like these?

      The web site sucks ass but the products look pretty damn cool. They also make headlight-activated LED road studs - seen these on the motorway north of Brighton, you can turn your headlights off and drive in total darkness at 85mph, following the LEDs (till you run into the other idiot doing the same thing)...

    47. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by mattkime · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and therefore my disappointment with hookers :(

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    48. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by op00to · · Score: 1

      No, that's standard procedure for every traffic light / pedestrian indicator I've seen (US, Canada, Mexico, Germany, France, England).

    49. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by bmsleight · · Score: 4, Interesting
      No mention of how long it takes from pressing a button to getting a green light. My guess is that it's "2 minutes, or when there's no traffic, whichever is earlier"

      ... As to 'pre-timed max', surely imposing a "minimum time between stopping cars" doesn't have any effect if the crossing was just waiting there doing nothing for 10 minutes before I arrived?

      Rough Outline Of How Pre-timed Max Works

      There are a timer for the traffic stage, a min time, a 'max' time and lots of other setting - one of which is the gap length.

      A ped crosses the road, then the traffic stage starts. (Green to traffic)
      This run for at least the min time.(Normally 7 secs)

      Now if there is a low ped flow the traffic can run for say >180 seconds. Greater than the max time and has 'pre-timed out'). If you then press the button the traffic stage will end striaght away, and give you green man in about 5 seconds. Hence the term 'pre-timed' max.

      If there is a high pedstrain flow the max timer has to expire before the pedestrain stage will run again. Max timers vary alots ~ ballpark 60 seconds. (Unless there is a gap in the traffic - then it will gap change to the pedestrian stage.

      That being said - speak to your Council and your local Traffic Signal Engineer. Drop them a email, you pay there wages (taxes) they will bend over backwards to help you and may not know there is a problem until a (MOP) member of the public reports it.

      Most/All of us prefer to here a complaint, than to have badly configured junction.

    50. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by dknj · · Score: 1

      I live in Norfolk, VA but grew up in NJ and frequently went to NYC. If anyone that grew up down here tried to drive in the city (as one of my friends wanted to do in my new car when we visited new york..), I would not expect them to last very long before they got into an accident. It will probably anger them more when they find out they are at fault solely because they are out of state.

      -dk

      And don't get me started about boston drivers.

    51. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Troed · · Score: 1

      Really? In Sweden we tell the pedestrians _not_ to walk when the traffic lights go green. We don't want them to get run over.

      Can't understand how I've survived England, France and Germany before you told me it's supposed to be vice versa :)

    52. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by ThisIsFred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or at least severly reduce it. Think of the hidden costs of personal car ownership in terms of infrastructure and city planning. It'd be nice to see a TCO study and shove it in the face of the people who think infrastructure for trains or subways is expensive.

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    53. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Chatmag · · Score: 1

      In related news. In a cost cutting measure, the Pentagon announces that the Navy Top Gun Flight School will be closed, and all future students will spend a week as a NYC cab driver. This measure is not expected to lessen graduates abilities to perform to standards.

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    54. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by shadowbearer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Heh.
      Where I lived, deer were far more common. But there were moose, too, and they were, if anything, dumber than the deer...at least the deer would usually run when you laid on the horn, but the moose would just stand there and look at you Make my day, puny tractor-trailer *ssscccrreeeeeeccchh* and you can see the look in the Moose's eyes Heheheheheh. Top of the food chain, sssnnnoooorrt

      SB

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    55. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by malok2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Switzerland, pedestrian's have the right of way ;)

    56. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by DarthTaco · · Score: 1

      Really? In Sweden we tell the pedestrians _not_ to walk when the traffic lights go green. We don't want them to get run over

      it's for people crossing parallel to the direction of traffic with the green light.

    57. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I nearly got run over by busses at least 3 times while in Amsterdam. which is hard to believe considering there are few vehicles in the heart of the city (just a million bikers who WILL Run you over) but when you are walking around stoned around the train station, those busses come out of nowhere!

    58. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      No no, the light turns green parallel to the traffic. You walk beside the cars, only cars turning cross a pedestrians' path. Additionally, these cars won't get a turning signal in this stage.

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    59. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by nineoneone · · Score: 0

      In England, we have these gutless pedestrian crossings which are too scared to stop traffic if they detect cars approaching, so they wait until there's no traffic around and only then activate the pedestrian sequence.

      And yet people are killed on them every week....

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    60. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by devilspgd · · Score: 2, Funny

      The same is true in Canada and (as I understand it) the US.

      Go ahead and try it in NYC though, you'll only do it once, from then on whoever pushes your wheelchair for you will wait until the light changes.

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    61. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by devilspgd · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Calgary, the buttons are functional. The traffic control lights still change for cars automatically, but in many intersections you won't get a walk light unless you press the button.

      Downtown, however, there are no buttons, the walk lights flash with the traffic.

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    62. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      For more information on UK pedestrian crossings, go here It's so much more exciting than just a 'walk' sign...

      Clearly this was all designed as a big joke, right? Some sort of devilish amusement for someone who wanted to throw both pedestrians AND motorists into confusion? Spinning cones for the blind? "Zebra" panic zones wherein cars must slam on their brakes if a pedestrian so much as touches his toe to the street and sets off a strobe? Yargh...

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    63. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      NY doesn't have any intersections listed in the top 10 most dangerous intersections list, compiled by State Farm.

      That may because State Farm doesn't any statistics for New York State.

    64. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by hlygrail · · Score: 1

      Did you say "trained" in the same sentence as "New York City...cabs?" You must not have ever been to New York City....

      And I seriously doubt that the (actual or perceived) recklessness of NYC cabbies has much to do with the "long hours worked." Don't get me wrong, I rather enjoy riding in NYC cabs when I'm there (not very often) because I tend to be an aggressive driver myself, but when I go to cross the street, I look *long and hard* before doing so.

    65. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you pushed the button, and it saw you were actually there and stopped the traffic..

      Is it just me, or is there a HUGE potential for abuse here?

    66. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 3, Interesting
      There's a lot of people doing stupid things in Manhattan because there's so many people -- there's lots of people doing everything. Even if the throughput isn't terribly high because of the traffic patterns (I expect expect vehicle-miles driven in Manhattan aren't exceptionally high), because of the density you still will perceive there to be a lot of accidents, because each accident is near such a large number of people.

      When you increase the population density I think it is very hard to get an idea of statistical things like accident frequency. Someone might think, say, that there are an exceptional number of homeless people, because they see one every couple minutes. But if they are seeing twice (or more) as many people everywhere, it's only reasonable they'll see more homeless people, and that doesn't mean that there is relatively more in the community. You see lots of traffic, but you notice accidents, and in the same way you might not be aware of the relative frequency of accidents.

    67. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although the "non-standard" was probably referring to driver training and "citizen" was used to mean "person", it's worth noting that there are non-standard citizens.

      -Minors have very few rights at all, but can be full citizens.
      -Convicts, both before and after serving their sentences, have reduced rights, but retain citizenship.
      -Persons too mentally or physically incapacitated to handle their own affairs are typically reduced to status roughly equivalent to that of minors.
      -Citizens performing special services for the government are granted additional rights, priveleges, and restrictions not available to standard citizens.

    68. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must admint, I was astounded by the lack of professionalism, given how much she was paid. I guess most people aren't very fussy...

    69. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by twentycavities · · Score: 1

      We have them in Columbus. I know of at least one in the middle of downtown (Spring St? It's four lanes and one way). If I recall, there's a big "Cross Walk" sign hanging above it, but you still never know when some idiot's going to start walking across.

      They're also at OSU...but that's reasonable.

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    70. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by twentycavities · · Score: 1

      > I bet a little chip in the elevator says "Oh my, he pressed the button twice, I better get going!"

      It certainly could. Pressing a button multiple times should have the same effect as pressing the "door close" button...in a world where the door actually closes on command. Someday some kind elevator programmer will reward me for all my button-pushing.

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    71. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by TC+(WC) · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just what you'd expect, and probably run the risk of the occasional light-runner, since there's no flashing red to tell you that it changed because someone is now crossing the road.

      You don't need one, because that's the only time a flashing green light will change in Vancouver.

      Lights that change on a regular schedule, along with being pedestrian controlled are normal solid green lights. Those aren't even really pedestrian controlled as far as I can tell, even if they have the button, although the crossing signal won't go on at some intersections when the light changes unless you press it.

    72. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Look on the bright side: at least you can cross when there are no cars around. I daily cycle through a set of traffic lights whose detector doesn't detect cyclists unless they wave at it a couple of metres before the stop line. Even then it doesn't always detect me, so I'm sitting at a red light. And before you suggest jumping it, there are buildings on the left preventing me from seeing whether a car is about to go through the green.

    73. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      They're also at OSU...but that's reasonable.

      Cleveland State has these as well, except they're not marked. Basically when you don't see a car coming, you start walking across the street anywhere you want whether the light is green or red. At least, 90% of the students seem to think that's the proper way to cross the street.

    74. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by friedo · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Are you from New York? I've ridden cabs for 19 years and can only recall one ride I would describe as "reckless." NYC cabbies are by and large a decent bunch.


      If you can understand WTF they're saying, that is.

    75. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by bamberg29 · · Score: 1

      I so agree!

      I went to London for the first time in January and if it weren't for thoese "Look" signs, I would have been killed. Those things are great though.

      David

    76. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " It's either red stop or green go."

      You messed it up, should be:
      "It's either red stop, green go, yellow go fast."

    77. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Someday a real rain'll come and wash all this scum off the streets...

    78. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by allism · · Score: 1

      In the US (at least in the states I have lived in), if a pedestrian steps into an intersection against the light and gets hit, it's the pedestrian's fault.

    79. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hrm, not really, the cone thing is simply a little stub on the bottom of the control box that most people don't know exists, the pavement at the start and end of the crossing also includes little bumps so a blind person knows when they've left the road. In the UK when you press the button a big 'WAIT' sign illuminates giving you some positive feedback, though it's apparent the traffic management takes priority in build up areas, if the button even registers given how other cities operate, I think it usually does work though, maybe I'm an optimist.

      Zebra crossings work well probably more so than pelican crossings because pedestrians really are in control and aren't tempted to take a risk and dash accross. The yellow beacon is always flashing, people don't just leap into the road, they usually wait on the side of the crossing then the traffic is obliged to stop, it would be extremely rude and ungentlemanly not to do so (and illegal), the person walks when it's quite apparent they're not going to be mown down, when the person has entirely cleared the road you can drive off.

      The above will always work in the UK (well, 99% of the time), the traffic will gracefully stop, I guarantee you. France also has Zebra stripe crossings but with a slight, if not crucial difference, there's a subtle shortcoming in that the cars don't stop! (nor does there seem to be a legal reason to do so) it doesn't matter whether you're actually on the crossing or not, they don't fucking stop. You tend to notice motorists disregard for such crossings quite quickly!

      Whenever I'm driving in France and stop for somebody on a Zebra crossing they initially give a look of disbelief and then of mistrust whilst not taking their eyes of the front bumper of my car for the entire duration.

    80. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Read "Animal Farm" again. Some citizens are more equal than others. I'm not sure how many of them are driving cabs in NYC.

    81. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "the pavement at the start and end of the crossing also includes little bumps so a blind person knows when they've left the road."
      Oh, I should mention the caveat, pot-holes in the middle of road that we like to leave unrepaired for years on end also have a very similar feel under the foot, hrm, that's really quite lethal thinking about it, we really should do something about that! All in good time I suppose.
    82. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The above will always work in the UK (well, 99% of the time), the traffic will gracefully stop, I guarantee you. France also has Zebra stripe crossings but with a slight, if not crucial difference, there's a subtle shortcoming in that the cars don't stop! (nor does there seem to be a legal reason to do so) it doesn't matter whether you're actually on the crossing or not, they don't fucking stop."
      I don't want foreign road-kill tourists on my mind so I should also inform you that British Police drivers adopt a distinctly French outlook to such matters! One of their favourites is to approach a crossing where the traffic has stopped for somebody to cross, they then overtake and cut straight past and through the traffic, hopefully avoiding the person in the middle of the road, and remember if it goes wrong you were foolish enough to hit the car not the other way around, they maybe ask you to pay for damange to their car.

      Also, if in London you might see lots of lanes marked "Bus Lane" forbidding normal traffic, curiously you often see posh Jaguars and other toff-mobiles, these are Government ministers! They drive around in personal shofer driven air-conditioned 'buses' of sorts, also known as limos.
    83. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by rbrinkman · · Score: 1

      Are there any other cities like Vancouver out there where cars part when you put your toe over the edge of the sidewalk, and you cross like Moses? It REALLY freaked me out the first couple of months after we moved here. After three years here its still disturbing. Its still on the must-see list when we have out-of-town guests.

    84. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A citizen is a citizen, right

      right after Bush provides amnesty, yes.

    85. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live on Vancouver Island and we do have those crosswalks where you press the button and usually three flashing amber lights (left, centre, and right) will shine. They are quite handy. Drivers will stop and only proceed if there is no one crossing.

      The crosswalk button does still work here. Although it's only use is to change the hand to the person when you can cross. Otherwise, despite the light changing, you will not get a picture of the walk person. Some old areas of Vancouver I have been at which still require you to press the button to change the intersection. Unless you want to spend a few hours in your vehicle waiting for the light to change.

    86. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-standard citizens are like normal citizens without the extras, like a moonroof, cd player, etc...

    87. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by joggle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do they just pick on the tourists, then? I've been to NYC twice now and went on a "reckless" ride on a cab once on each trip. On the first, when I was around 12, I went on one of what I considered one of the "funnest" rides of my life. Needless to say, my grandparents who rode with me didn't find it as much fun and didn't take any more taxi rides on that trip. On my recent trip, the cabbi nearly drove us right into a bus who was changing into our lane (we were doing about 20 over the speed-limit and essentially forced the bus -- which was already partway into our lane -- to go back into its original lane). The bus driver thought it was pretty reckless as well and let the cabbi know as much using typical New Yorker lingo (honking, etc.). I have never seen such reckless cab drivers in any other city in the US (seriously).

    88. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One time, at band camp...

    89. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by instarx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You don't actually live in NYC do you? Cab drivers in NYC aren't "always reckless". I take NYC cabs all the time and although the drivers aren't little old ladies, they are seldom reckless. With taxi medallions costing $200,000 they have to maximize return from the vehicle. That is the reason taxi drivers seem impatient and in a hurry - time is money, literally, to taxi drivers. There are always exceptions, but taxi drivers in NYC are generally pretty good.

      Most cabs in NYC are driven 24 hours per day. As one driver gets out the next one takes over. If one damages the cab TWO drivers are out of a job because New York rules are very strict - no taxi can operate with damaged body panels. Few drivers work for taxi companies where they get a replacement if they wreck the cab.

      I ride a bicycle most days in Manhattan and I have very few problems with taxi drivers. The most reckless drivers in NYC are far and away Post Office trucks. Next worse are the the SUVs with Jersey plates. Of all the vehicles in Manhattan, taxis are probably the best driven.

    90. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by mertzman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here in Madison, WI we have quite the opposite problem from "gutless pedestrian crossings"... the county decided to install little buckets full of red flags at unregulated crosswalks. And these take some real guts to use.

      The idea is you walk out with your flag waving and everybody stops for you. Problem is, most drivers are either too stupid to realize "Maybe I should stop because there's a guy standing in the middle of the road frantically waving a red flag" or are distracted and just fly through the crosswalks absentmindedly.

      So, if you try the flag thing on a busy street, you have a pretty high probability of getting hit... If I recall correctly, there were 8 car-pedestrian collisions on Monroe Street alone in the first 3 weeks of the program. Needless to say, not many people use the flags. They just wait til traffic calms down.

    91. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by mertzman · · Score: 1

      The City of Madison (Wisconsin) just recently installed something similar to one of these "Pedestrian Corridors" at a problem crossing on W. Johnson Street, one of the busiest routes in the city.

      The big difference with the Madison one is that its a full-blown pedestrian-vs.-car intersection. It has automated light timing like a normal intersection, but one of the "streets" is strictly pedestrian.

      It's quite an improvement from the unregulated crossing they had there... literally thousands of students from UW dorms on one side of the street had to risk being hit every day there. Now they can cross without fear... though it took a while to trust that cars would actually stop, among those of us who remember the old crossing.

    92. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by smithmc · · Score: 1

      That being said, it's still dangerous because the cab drivers can occasionally be reckless due to long hours worked.

      LOL, "occasionally". Sure, if "occasionally" means "only when starting, stopping, accelerating, braking, turning, or changing lanes".

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    93. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by kevin7kal · · Score: 1

      First. State College, PA has been using the placibo street changing signal for years. For those familiar with the town which is adjunct to the Penn State Nittany Lions, they will appreciate that the street crossings buttons only work during Arts Fest. Second, I can take the fact that NYC has the most professional drivers in the country or world or whatever the stat is. They are still some of the worst drivers. NYC and NJ drivers are horrible. Here are two simple rules. 1) Once you actually leave "the city", 12" of space behind the bumper that is in front of you is unesecary! 2) If you need to pass someone, let traffic open up and pass on the left. Everyone will get there faster and you won't piss someone like me off who will specifically block you from passing and make you mad because you are so confused as to why I am not trying to pass the slow semi-trailer at 90 mph. It's basic math. The speed limit is 65 mph on Interstate 80 so you can get away with going a constant 73 mph without ever getting a ticket. Just because a semi is bogged down doesn't mean you have to go 90 to pass it. That is city attitude and that is why the PA cops can pick you out like flies on shit. ...Back to the basic rule, if you are going to pass someone, pass them on the left(i.e. "The Fast Lane"). If you are moving faster than someone in the left lane and they are going less than 75 mph and you want to pass, then tailgate a little to make them speed up or swing into the right lane, but don't swing into the right lane to pass someone who is going almost 10 mph over the speed limit. BREAK DOWN: Driving in "The City" is cut throat. Driving on the highway has more rules. Side note: By driving the right way, less truckers will get pissed off at you and you will actually see most clear the way for you when they are bogged down. Truckers still use cb's, when they see you driving like an ass, they tell everyone(every other trucker) about you and they will screw with you then.

    94. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by kevin7kal · · Score: 1

      First. State College, PA has been using the placibo street changing signal for years. For those familiar with the town which is adjunct to the Penn State Nittany Lions, they will appreciate that the street crossings buttons only work during Arts Fest.

      Second, I can take the fact that NYC has the most professional drivers in the country or world or whatever the stat is. They are still some of the worst drivers. NYC and NJ drivers are horrible. Here are two simple rules.

      1) Once you actually leave "the city", 12" of space behind the bumper that is in front of you is unnecessary!

      2) If you need to pass someone, let traffic open up and pass on the left.

      Everyone will get there faster and you won't piss someone like me off who will specifically block you from passing and make you mad because you are so confused as to why I am not trying to pass the slow semi-trailer at 90 mph. It's basic math. The speed limit is 65 mph on Interstate 80 so you can get away with going a constant 73 mph without ever getting a ticket.

      Just because a semi is bogged down doesn't mean you have to go 90 to pass it. That is city attitude and that is why the PA cops can pick you out like flies on shit. ...Back to the basic rule, if you are going to pass someone, pass them on the left(i.e. "The Fast Lane"). If you are moving faster than someone in the left lane and they are going less than 75 mph and you want to pass, then tailgate a little to make them speed up or swing into the right lane, but don't swing into the right lane to pass someone who is going almost 10 mph over the speed limit.

      BREAK DOWN: Driving in "The City" is cut throat. Driving on the highway has more rules. Side note: By driving the right way, less truckers will get pissed off at you and you will actually see most clear the way for you when they are bogged down. Truckers still use cb's, when they see you driving like an ass, they tell everyone(every other trucker) about you and they will screw with you then.

    95. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the grand parent poster. The crosswalks I mentioned are not at a street light. They are just crosswalks in the middle of a road. They need to be there because it's a heavy shopping area and people want to cross to the other side to shop. It's 3 lanes each way with an island in the middle. The beauty of the system is that the pedestrian never sees the lights flashing and I'm pretty sure most are not aware of the leds. They are placed so that all traffic can see them only, and unless the ped positions himself outside of the crosswalk he doesn't know they're on.

    96. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      In most places in the US, pedestrians only have the right of way on crosswalks, and in some places only if the light is in their direction.

      Most universities gives pedestrians the right of way, and here in the state of WA pedestrians always have the right of way, and you're not even allowed to drive by a pedestrian who's crossing the street but they're in the lane next to yours. You have to wait. Not that anybody does...

      I tend to think that pedestrian right-of-way laws are silly. Mark specific areas for them to cross and give them lights as part of the traffic rotation. That's fine for me. As a driver, I expect to be able to reasonably expect no pedestrians unless there's a marked crosswalk. As a pedestrian, I expect to take my own life in my hands when I cross without the aid of a light.

      Easy enough, right? :)

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    97. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's so much more exciting than just a 'walk' sign..."

      In England, they have 'walk' signs as decoration in restaurants.

    98. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      YEah, I'm in the Seattle area, and there's a lot of these in the Eastside. I like them as a driver because they use them instead of stoplights in neighborhoods, which are particularly nice because if there aren't any pedestrians, you don't have to stop at all. At intersections in these areas they usually stop one direction, but not the artery, so if you stick with arterial routes you can usually get through areas pretty quickly.

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    99. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um somehow I doubt that. Regardless of the light it's a crime to hit a person with a vehicle in both Canada and the USA. However, chances are if you couldn't avoid it you won't get actually charged.

      Tom

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    100. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Thank you! It's like a voice of sanity. :)

      Of course cab drivers (probably in any city) are better drivers than the average person. Their livelihood (and their very lives, in fact) depend on them getting everyone to their intended destination in one piece. Not only that, one way to get better at any given skill is to do it frequently-- practice. These guys drive for several hours a day. Every day. Even the most active drivers among us are not likely to drive this much. Simple assumptions and logical reasoning would lead to the conclusion that taxi drivers are the best drivers around.

      They aren't the best customer service folks, though. That's for sure. In Minneapolis I frequently get in cabs where the driver is on a cell phone-- from before I get in until after I get out. Or they've got the radio cranked.

      And from the sound of it, government regulation keeps the prices anti-competitive both through expensive licensing and regulated fares. This actually puts the pressure on cabbies to do less well than normal, because somewhere in there, as you point out, they have to make their money. I hear this leads to a lot of interesting tax returns, as well.

      As for the actual topic of the article. I've found that in many large cities the walk signs are either gospel or completely ignored. In Minneapolis, jaywalking seems to be considered a constitutionally protected right. In Seattle it surprised me to see that no one crossed against the light. When I've been in San Francisco, you couldn't cross against the light because it simply wasn't feasible with all the traffic. In either case I don't see why those little buttons were ever installed in the first place.

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    101. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by PhilipMatarese · · Score: 2, Interesting

      [rant] As a driver in NYC, I can tell you that the there are enough maniac cab drivers stopping short to pick up/drop off riders, changing lanes without ever signaling, and honking at other cars stopped at an intersection who cannot proceed because of pedestrians, emergency vehicles, or red lights. Every time I've ever ridden in a cab, I think I'll lose my lunch. [/rant]

      Maybe the cabs aren't the craziest (bicycle delivery guys, the wackos wandering in the street on 125th, out of state drivers, cops who don't turn on lights and sirens when breaking traffic laws) but they certainly aren't all careful.

    102. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by instarx · · Score: 1

      Didn't say they were perfect. Did say they weren't always reckless.

      If you are a driver in NYC you should know that taxis make frequent stops to pick up and discharge passengers and *you* should drive accordingly. A quick Google shows that the average NYC taxi picks up 30 fares per shift. That means every single taxi averages 60 stops per day. If you don't drive accordingly I would think you would be the reckless one.

      Last time I heard, horn honking while stopped was not classified as reckless driving.

      Every time you get in a taxi in NYC you think you will lose your lunch? Get real. You must have the weakest stomach on the planet.

    103. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by allism · · Score: 1

      No, generally the pedestrian or the police must actually be able to prove negligence - as long as the driver is exercising due care, he can't be held liable. I researched this several years ago when I almost hit a kid that ran out into an intersection when I had a green light.

      It would be unreasonable, for instance, to expect a driver to be able to stop when someone jumps out into the middle of a 45MPH road. That's why jaywalking is illegal, that's why crosswalks exist.

      Any lawyers want to jump in with your .02, please feel free - I am too lazy to do the research to provide links this early on a Sunday morning.

    104. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't want foreign road-kill tourists on my mind so I should also inform you that British Police drivers adopt a distinctly French outlook to such matters!"

      You know those signs in london that say "look left"?

      What they really mean is "look left for normal traffic, and look right for police cars driving on the wrong side of the road at twice the speed limit

    105. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Could be more dangerous now, coz if pushing the buttons don't work, people may resort to pushing the person next to them.

      That sure would get traffic to stop...

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    106. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      I've ridden cabs for 19 years and can only recall one ride I would describe as "reckless."

      I remember as a kid playing the game "Life" and being shocked that I would be fined for "wreckless" driving.

      I mean, c'mon, these game makers want me to be in more accidents? Guess that's like the game that simulates drug trips over in the other thread...

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    107. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by eyeye · · Score: 1

      That does happen if you are pressing the button of the floor you are on(ok not a double press).

      Say you are riding from floors 1 to 3 and someone gets in at 2, if you press 2 then the doors close as soon as you press it and it continues on.

      It can be embarassing when you dont realise what floor you are on though and send the lift off on a random journey.

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    108. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      No ... some of them use Macs.

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    109. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cab drivers are fine. It's just that people from outside NYC come into manhattan and try to get around. We call them 'victims'.

      It's a different driving ethic in NYC. It's like everything else in NYC, fast-paced. You have to waive right-of-way as strict and fast as you can. Mistakes will result in honking (in some zones), or being flipped off in some foreign language. You better be moving at the pace of traffic! You better not, "block the box". You ought to know the dimensions of your car. You must be an expert in 3 point parking under 5seconds. You have to understand people WILL move out of the way. You have to maintain patience how many pedestrians give you the "hand" (as if they can hold traffic while walking across). Taxis are everywhere. Plan at least 10-30 minutes ahead of time to look for parking. Have the mentallity that you don't need garage parking. Understand what the parking signs mean. Know that you can't get away parking anywhere within 5-8 feet near a fire hydrant (they love giving out tickets). If you love your car's mirror and side panels, park as close as you can to the curb. If your car allows, fold in the mirrors. Make sure nothing, I mean ABSOLULTLY nothing is visible from the outside of the car, toss everything in the trunk. Parking does not exist in Chinatown (if you do, why would you?) There's no parking midtown (if you do, you either live there or a cop). Of course, if you have license plates outside NY or NJ (or town vanity frames), you're at a greater risk (garage the car). You got a fancy expensive car, garage it (onlookers like to touch). Garage's are like valet parkers with no regard. Slipping the guy an extra 20 bucks might get your car better treatment, or at least fained better.

      After you figure this out (there's more of course), a true New Yorker uses mass transit. Use the buses, taxis, and if necessary... trains. But then, that's a whole other lesson.

    110. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by thadeusg · · Score: 1

      Good to see someone else from that neck of the woods.

      What's made it far worse is the extension of the tollway, the building of that stupid mall, Frisco, etc..etc..I don't ever recall it being that bad when it was just the Stonebriar (I think that's the name of the uber-expensive subdivision) folks crossing 121.

      I recently went back to that area after being gone for six years. I grew up in The Colony. It's insane how much that area has changed. INSANE.

      And to go even more off topic: Do you know what the purposed use of all that IBM land in The Colony was? It's all subdivisions now, but when I was a kid, I always wondered why they'd own all that land out there..someone once told me they were going to build some kind of school.....

    111. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by MyHair · · Score: 1

      Actually I've been out of state for a couple of years but want to move back sooner or later.

      Yeah, the growth there is crazy. I swear Sherman is going to be part of the metroplex in a couple of years; that is it'll be completely developed all the way up 75 to Oklahoma.

      Do you know what the purposed use of all that IBM land in The Colony was?

      No, but I know some companies like to create their own residential "planned community" subdivisions. Mobil did that in McKinney, and Ross Perot did it in Keller I think. I'm not sure what that's all about; I don't know if it's a way to exert some extra measure of control over employees at home or a way to add benefits or if it's just an egomaniacal way of controlling more people period. (No antennas on the roof? Come on!) So I guess my completely uninformed answer is that maybe IBM developed it as residental and planned it that way all along and many people living there work for IBM. But I don't know that and am most likely completely wrong about that land and IBM.

    112. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by thadeusg · · Score: 1

      I travel 75 on my way from Tulsa to The Colony all the time, and for Sherman it's getting that way. Shouldn't be too long now...scary isn't it? (Do people in that area actually commute to Dallas?)

      You're probably right about the IBM thing...it's all upper-middle-class housing now, so that's probably pretty close to it....

    113. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by tuxedobob · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not sure I want to know how you went through two pairs of underwear in one car ride...

    114. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Trillan · · Score: 1

      A high school girl walked out into a highway here while doing some kind of high school car wash thing. She was injured, but not seriously. ICBC (Insurance Corporation of British Columbia) talked about her parents' insurance covering the repairs for the car, but I think they backed out when they realized how unpopular the move would make them...

    115. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by zero_offset · · Score: 1
      Wasn't there a race car driver who once said he'd rather drive on the track than drive in a major city?

      Yeah, me. :)

      (Incidentally, in the course of a single weekend racing at a private track in west Texas, an acquiantance of mine managed to hit a roadrunner on one day, which only tore up the bra he put on the car to protect it from track debris, and then a javelina, a type of small wild pig, which did quite a bit more damage to the fascia of his Viper. Not all race tracks are created equally...)

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    116. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Well gee thanks, I could've figured out myself that I can get across when there's no cars around...

      For the benefit of any Americans, there's no such thing as jaywalking in the UK.

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    117. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      you can turn your headlights off and drive in total darkness at 85mph, following the LEDs

      I really hope you haven't tested this in practice.

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    118. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Then they can re-post them on Slashdot in thirty years time and get modded up too.

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    119. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by hamsandwich72 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up for Monty Python reference!!!

    120. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      They also have studs that light up behind a vehicle, so following vehicles know about them before they can see them. And, the studs can glow red in case someone ahead is tailgating. Pretty cool.

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    121. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1
      ... slight, if not crucial difference, there's a subtle shortcoming in that the cars don't stop! (nor does there seem to be a legal reason to do so)...
      No, the French law is nearly the same as the UK one, the cars are supposed to stop. It's just another example of the uselessness of laws that aren't enforced.

      (The rule is supposed to be that cars have to stop if the pedestrian is "engaged", i.e. has started to cross.)

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  2. Umm... by Luigi30 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't that a little obvious? I mean, do ANY of those buttons work anymore?

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    1. Re:Umm... by ScottGant · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't believe that any of those buttons work.

      I also belive that at the gas station, Regular, Plus and Premium Unleaded all go to the same tank underground.

      Coke and Pepsi are all made at the same factory, with a little more sugar going into Pepsi.

      I also think my dog is trying to control my brain, the way he looks at me I can just tell he wishes to destroy me...

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    2. Re:Umm... by cliffy2000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "I also belive that at the gas station, Regular, Plus and Premium Unleaded all go to the same tank underground."
      Actually, sir, according to a very reputable gas supplier that I know, many gas stations do NOT purchase higher octane fuel. It is far from a preposterous notion, in fact it is a reality at many, many gas stations.

    3. Re:Umm... by Little+Brother · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that, or is that just the effects of your cat's mind control?

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    4. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > I also think my dog is trying to control my
      > brain, the way he looks at me I can just tell he
      > wishes to destroy me...

      You're a cat, aren't you? Only a cat could be so paranoid and not be the head of Microsoft.

    5. Re:Umm... by notque · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't that a little obvious? I mean, do ANY of those buttons work anymore?

      Of course they work, just press it a few more times....

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    6. Re:Umm... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is why you must look for the octane label, instead of just the word Premium. Mislabeling the octane of a gasoline for sale is a big time violation of the law.

    7. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I also belive that at the gas station, Regular, Plus and Premium Unleaded all go to the same tank underground.

      Having worked at a gas station, I can tell you that there are probably only two tanks at any gas station you come across. Regular comes out of one, premium out of the other, and any intermediate varieties are a blend.

    8. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acutally around here (Sacramento CA) While waiting at a red light at this one street(Fair Oaks and Winding Wy), I actually have to get out of my car and press the Crosswalk button. If I just wait it out, I would be there literally 5 minutes.

    9. Re:Umm... by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is true, the engine in my car does not run well on low octane which is a problem because where I live the high octane are being fased out.

      I had noticed that often after having tanked at a specific station, I often felt the engine ran worse. So after a while, I mentioned it while paying for the gas, just in a half joking way. To my surprise the guy said that they did not have enough tanks in the ground for it but they were one of the (few) stations required to have the high octane. And since not may people buy it, it was bad economy to have another tank digged down(the stations was in the center of the city).

      Of course I had seen all the pamphlets saying that I just should get my engine tuned in to run on lower octane, but I'd rather drive longer to get it filled up than have it adjusted and lose the horsepower.

    10. Re:Umm... by drauh · · Score: 1
      I also think my dog is trying to control my brain

      i can tell you haven't been wearing your tinfoil hat.

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    11. Re:Umm... by falsified · · Score: 1

      I live in Madison, Wisconsin (biiiiiig college town, something like 40,000 students which is 20% of the city) and the buttons here are more effective than they were in my old city. I would say that they have a response time of five or six seconds on school days because hardly any students have cars (myself excluded). I can't say how well they work outside of the campus/Capitol neighborhoods, though. However, you find that drivers are much more cautious with respect to pedestrians in any case. Most slow down to 15 or 20 miles an hour (myself, buses and taxis excepting) if they see more than one person milling around the intersection. Most of the residents here used to go to school here, so I think they empathize. It gets so fucking cold here.

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    12. Re:Umm... by dukeisgod · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but my car and my motorcycle can both tell if they're not running on high octane. High compression performance engines just won't run on low octane gas.

    13. Re:Umm... by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      I happen to live in a town with a major seaport (Wilmington, NC) and you can go down to the ports and watch the various companies' tanker trucks filling up from the same large holding tanks. So while they may or may not be screwing people on the octane thing, the whole branding of gasoline concept is apparently bullshit.

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  3. NY C crosswalk buttons dont work? by stroustrup · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    As if everything else works there.

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  4. Just like my gf by Shard013 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The buttons don't work

    1. Re:Just like my gf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The goggles, they do nothing!!!

    2. Re:Just like my gf by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you tried plugging her in first?

      If that doesn't work, RTFM. You did get a manual, right?

    3. Re:Just like my gf by xkenny13 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure they do, you just need to use the ol' "three finger salute" ... know what I mean?

    4. Re:Just like my gf by notque · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you sure it isn't user error?

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    5. Re:Just like my gf by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just like my gf, The buttons don't work

      Have you made sure the power cord is plugged in?

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    6. Re:Just like my gf by Mad_Rain · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's strange, my GeForce doesn't have any buttons on it...

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    7. Re:Just like my gf by wankledot · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, I'm absolutely sure he doesn't know.

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    8. Re:Just like my gf by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Two in the pink,
      One in the stink

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  5. They're not doing it right! by General+Sherman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everybody knows the more times you push it, the faster it goes. Geez.

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    1. Re:They're not doing it right! by EvAck · · Score: 0

      Not only that, you have to hit the button hard so that the electrons get a better jump start.

    2. Re:They're not doing it right! by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

      Your right, just like you can check the condition of the car you are about to buy, by kicking the tyres.

    3. Re:They're not doing it right! by ReidMaynard · · Score: 4, Funny

      I had worker-bee programmer friend (geez, way back in 1986) who had the deadly combination Karate-hard fingers and a real hatred of comuter keyboards. Sixty days was about the longest they lasted with him; I remember more than once seeing a key launch across the office out of the corner of my eye.

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    4. Re:They're not doing it right! by bmsleight · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am Traffic Signal Engineer in the UK. I know that pressing the button, more than once has no effect on the latched input to the traffic Signal Controller. All the Traffic Signal Engineers I know, including myself, still press the push button two or three times - Human nature.

    5. Re:They're not doing it right! by kent_eh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The one that always gets me shaking my head is when someone turns a thermostat fully to the max (or min) position, presumably to make the temperature change more quickly.

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    6. Re:They're not doing it right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I bet the parent complains about dumb users when they keep clicking hyperlinks in the hope that the page loads more quickly...

    7. Re:They're not doing it right! by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      The one that always gets me shaking my head is when someone turns a thermostat fully to the max (or min) position, presumably to make the temperature change more quickly.
      If the thermostat sensor is located near the heating/air conditioner, it registers temperature changes faster than the average room temperature actually changes, so it will throttle the device too early. In this case, setting it to the max until the temperature is about right and then doing the fine tuning might actually work, no?
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    8. Re:They're not doing it right! by shadowbearer · · Score: 2

      I originally learned to type on an ancient manual typewriter, and 8 years later in HS taking typing classes on the Selectric II I was constantly being admonished by the teacher to quit slamming the keys so hard. The main reason wasn't strength, really, it was that I was used to a long stroke on the keys and to type fast on a manual, most of the power you introduce is at the beginning of the stroke (on shitty manuals, anyway)

      Of course the nice thing about learning to type fast on a manual, is that once you're used to computer keyboards you can *FLY* - still routinely can produce over 100wpm w/no errors, as some IRCer's have learned to hate me for :)

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    9. Re:They're not doing it right! by serutan · · Score: 1

      On my morning commute route is a school crosswalk with a uniformed crossing guard. After years doing that job she STILL slaps the walk button at least 7 or 8 times whenever a kid approaches. I have often wondered if she really thinks it accomplishes anything, or if she's just bored.

    10. Re:They're not doing it right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remember more than once seeing a key launch across the office out of the corner of my eye.

      But how did the key get in the corner of your eye in the first place?

    11. Re:They're not doing it right! by bpiltz · · Score: 1

      Uh, you left something back there. I think it was the point.

      The heater is either ON or OFF. It doesn't send hotter or cooler air because the thermostat-thermometer difference is greater or less.

      In computer speak:
      It is digital, not analog, so the way you increase room temperature is via a longer ON-cycle, not a hotter ON-cycle.

      The thermostat only controls the set-point for the on/off cycle.

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    12. Re:They're not doing it right! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Read the grandparent again. If the thermostat is near the register (not said but clearly implied, as in "near the heater") then it will switch the heater off before the air achieves the desired average temperature. Therefore in a system without ducting to carry the heat equally throughout the area, it may be desirable for the temperature at the thermostat to rise above the desired temperature until the air is evenly mixed via convection or forced induction.

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    13. Re:They're not doing it right! by bpiltz · · Score: 1

      Aha! More precise language merely changes the argument, not the objection, against increasing the thermostat setting to effect a quicker temp rise. (I assume we are talking about forced air heat)

      If the area allows for decent air flow (rooms without obstacles hanging from the ceiling and open doors), it won't make much of a difference. The hot air is flowing out and away from the register, hence away from the thermostat. The airflow is laminar as it leaves the register, so it doens't mix well with the surrounding air. Once it becomes turbulent and begins mixing some distance away, the warm air will rise and spread out evenly along the ceiling, mixing with cooler air, and displacing it lower. When the top layer of warm air is "deep enough" to reach down to the level of the thermostat, it shuts off the furnace. There is some mixing at the interface of the two layers, helping to average the air temps, but not a lot because of the differing densities.
      (Think of the upsidedown-equivalent of filling a bathtub - the water doesn't collect around the faucet.)

      Turning the thermostat up shouldn't cause a temporal difference in desired temperature time. The time until shut off would be changed if the thermostat was directly in the airflow or higher on the wall, but the area wouldn't have reached the desired temp. The thermostat would be percieved to be out of calibration if checked against a corectly-placed thermometer. If it was directly in the airflow it wouldn't matter how high you set the thermostat. The hot air is much warmer than the max setting on the thermostat and would still cause it to turn it off early. In that case fire the guy that installed the system.

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    14. Re:They're not doing it right! by Keith+McClary · · Score: 1

      In my experience I need to hold down the button for a second or two to ensure that the "traffic Signal Controller" notices.

    15. Re:They're not doing it right! by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      The one that always gets me shaking my head is when someone turns a thermostat fully to the max (or min) position, presumably to make the temperature change more quickly.

      Man oh man, how my heart hurts at that.

      I live in a house that was formerly rented out as two residences, one upstairs and one downstairs (we're renting the whole house now). One of the previous upstairs residents, which is where the thermostat is, would turn the heater all the way up when it was cold, and all the way down when she got hot. In the meantime, we're going through more extremes in temperature than she is. Psycho. I told her repeatedly that turning it up higher would not heat the place up any faster, but she didn't listen. I even opened the thermostat and showed her how it worked. She refused to understand.

      So I just turned the heater off, since we have a switch for it downstairs, where the central unit is located. :) We got electric heaters for ourselves and turned the master unit off. After a few cold days, the lady upstairs asked us if we knew why the heater wasn't turning on. I 'suddenly remembered' that I had turned it off because she left it on really high and we got too hot.

      She still didn't learn, but she moved out soon after that. The next lady learned through the same process. Gladly. Now we have the whole house to ourselves, so the problem is gone. :)

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    16. Re:They're not doing it right! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In my case (though I don't fuck with the 'stat, I just set it and forget it) we have an in-floor gas heater, which basically comes out in the "hall" area in the middle of the house, and in the living room. The thermostat is across a doorway from the heater. Making the house heat evenly is an exercise in setting the apertures of doorways and the damper, which specifies which is heated more, the living room or the hall. It would be better placed across the other doorway (living room to hall) than the living room to kitchen door, because then the air would have to travel. However in all cases it mixes only by convection.

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  6. Just like the Tube by robbieduncan · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just like the Open (and Close) Door buttons on most of the London Underground. I see tourists pounding those open buttons on the Central Line all the time. It does nothing but they seem to feel better.

    1. Re:Just like the Tube by Jon+Chatow · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, they do have a point - the clueless push them, and those of us who have worked this out can share a knowing smirk. Highlights the day's commute, for me... ;-)

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    2. Re:Just like the Tube by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's why they also have those signs. "Mind: The Gap".

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    3. Re:Just like the Tube by Mwongozi · · Score: 1

      Actually, they work in the open-air stations that aren't actually underground. In these stations, which are mostly outside of central London, the doors do not open automatically and wait for you to push the button, in case it is raining.

    4. Re:Just like the Tube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've done the same thing with office thermostats. Biff in the corner is too hot so he tweaks it, Sally over in the cube farm is too cold so she tweaks it. They both feel better in fifteen minutes anyway. Keeps down on maintenance calls for frozen HVAC equipment.

    5. Re:Just like the Tube by radish · · Score: 1

      On the Central line trains the buttons do work, except sometimes in rush hours the driver opens all the doors. I used to use that line a lot and at quiet times the doors did not open automatically. The other line with buttons that I know of is the Jubilee. What happened there is that the buttons used to work, but then they installed the platform-side doors, which means that the train's doors and the platform doors have to be synchronised. Therefore, they disabled the buttons and made all the doors open automatically. I still sometimes press the buttons when I'm not thinking :)

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    6. Re:Just like the Tube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that got me when I rented a house way outside london. I actually missed my stop the first time, the bloody train drove off before I twigged I actually had to press to get out. On a London-Manchester commute I almost did the same thing (but someone else was getting out of my carriage, fortunately).

    7. Re:Just like the Tube by fgc · · Score: 1

      The ones on the tube did once open and close the doors, but they stopped using them becuase a) it's cooler in summer and b) it's quicker.

  7. Heh. by Denyer · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like Ctrl-Alt-Delete for the general public! ;)

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    1. Re:Heh. by notque · · Score: 0

      It's like Ctrl-Alt-Delete for the general public!

      Are we rebooting the traffic light now? Locking it so that no one uses it until we return?

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  8. What a suprise by Piethon · · Score: 5, Funny

    This has to be a lie, the government would never waste our money and mislead us!

    1. Re:What a suprise by nineoneone · · Score: 0

      It probably would cost more to take them out. Just leaving them were they are makes some sense.

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  9. Chicago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    They haven't worked in Chicago as long as I can remember. I long forgot about those buttons.

  10. Just like elevators... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's my understanding that the "Close Door" buttons on elevators only exist for the same reason, and they don't do anything.

    Kinda like the "brightness" button on the TV set. (To paraphrase the old joke).

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    1. Re:Just like elevators... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the close door button alwas works for me. I use it to duck people I don't want to talk to...

    2. Re:Just like elevators... by michaelhood · · Score: 2, Funny

      I digress. The close door button always works for me to prevent the fat woman in accounting from getting on the elevator with me.

    3. Re:Just like elevators... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen one elevator where it does work, but only in certain situations (i.e. the door had been kept from closing automatically).

    4. Re:Just like elevators... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my building in NYC the close door button works. In fact if you don't press it you are going to waste 5 seconds.

    5. Re:Just like elevators... by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      At a train station I frequent, there is an elevator to the platform. Now normally, I never push the "close door" button in elevators, since they don't seem to do anything. This elevator is different. I push the button for the floor I want (there are only two floors, obviously I want the other one... perpahs *that* button is the placebo). The button lights up, and the elevator car just sits there. I have to actually push the "close door" button or the elevator will wait for at least a minute. (I thought I'd wait it out once to see if it would eventually go up but had to push the button eventually so I wouldn't miss the train). As soon as I push the button to close the door, it closes and the elevator rises.

      btw, if anyone cares, this is the MARC/Amtrak platform elevator at New Carrolton Station, in Maryland.

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    6. Re:Just like elevators... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe in most cases Close Door only works if the Fire key is inserted and turned.

  11. Televatorkinesis by Penguinshit · · Score: 4, Funny


    ...is the belief that pressing the call button multiple times makes the elevator move faster.

    I know it, and I still do it sometimes. Perhaps it's because I just like pushing buttons... like this button right he NO CARRIER

    1. Re:Televatorkinesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're kinda new here, but "NO CARRIER" jokes stopped being funny at least as long ago as "^H" jokes. This is slashdot. This isnt comedy central. GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU ASSHOLE!

    2. Re:Televatorkinesis by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


      You're just pissed because you're still stuck on a 14.4k dialup, and "NO CARRIER" actually *means* something to you.

      Talk about needing to get a life...

    3. Re:Televatorkinesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes - slashdot is normally pretty retarted for jokes. Like someone will be:

      "I wait for a croassing and $&@)($$( [NO CARRIER]", which is stupid.

      The grandparent was reasonably funny though.

  12. I had my suspicions by GMontag · · Score: 4, Informative

    The ones in Herndon, VA (maybe that should be singular rather than plural) seems to actually work and many in Knoxville, TN will not give you a walk signal unless you pressed the button. But the last time I was in Manhattan, about 2 yrs ago it did not seem to have any effect.

    Then again, the "walk" signals did not have much effect on the pedestrians in Manhattan either.

    1. Re:I had my suspicions by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Try Nottingham (the english one) for some really nice crossings, which actually detect a cyclist approaching on cycle-routes (embedded inductive sensor under the pavement) in enough time that it changes the lights in time for you to cross without even needing to slow down.

      Now if only more junction designers could have a look at stuff like that, and see how convenient it is when things "just work"...

    2. Re:I had my suspicions by c_oflynn · · Score: 1

      Yeah - there is an intersection near my house that the buttons control the walk signal. If you don't hit them then you don't get the wal signal.

      They just updated the buttons to - now they have little LEDs that come on when push them. That way when you walk up and someone else is waiting you can see if they pushed the button... (a lot of people assume you don't have to and don't).

    3. Re:I had my suspicions by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Hm.

      What happens when there's a bicycle marathon on the cycle path during rush hour? :) Smoke starts pouring out of the poor computer?

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    4. Re:I had my suspicions by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 2, Informative

      "What happens when there's a bicycle marathon on the cycle path during rush hour? :)"

      If it's rush-hour, then the traffic is at a standstill anyway and it doesn't really matter whether the car-driver waits behind a red light, or drives through it and waits behind the traffic queue the other side.

      They're going to take an hour to get through nottingham anyway if it's rush hour -- I'll probably go to the supermarket, do some shopping, and come back to find the same people waiting in the same queue.

    5. Re:I had my suspicions by radish · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Where my parents live (small village in northern england) there's a bridge on the main street which is only wide enough for one car. So they have lights to control the traffic. What's cool is that at night when there's no-one around, as you drive up to it on red, it detects you coming and switches to green just as you get to it, then you see it switch back the moment you get to the other side.

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    6. Re:I had my suspicions by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      I meant my comment as a joke, but that's interesting. Sounds like they have really major traffic flow problems. Normal :)

      "do some shopping, have a sandwich and a few beers at the pub, get invited to a dart tourney, come back 11 PM and still find the same people waiting in the same queue'" ::))

      Normal rush hour.

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    7. Re:I had my suspicions by Organized+Konfusion · · Score: 1

      We have the same traffic problems in Leicester too, I never drive in ruch hour it is suicidal.

      On the other hand Birmingham is amazing for traffic flow even in the worse rush hours the only places the traffic will be shitty is the M6 from J6 onwards.

      Inside the city there may be congestion it is fast moving.

    8. Re:I had my suspicions by abmurray · · Score: 1

      ...and many in Knoxville, TN will not give you a walk signal unless you pressed the button.

      We have crosswalks...?

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    9. Re:I had my suspicions by russellh · · Score: 1

      Where my parents live (small village in northern england) there's a bridge on the main street which is only wide enough for one car. So they have lights to control the traffic. What's cool is that at night when there's no-one around, as you drive up to it on red, it detects you coming and switches to green just as you get to it, then you see it switch back the moment you get to the other side.

      Cool. Here outside of Philadalphia we have one lane bridges with no traffic lights. I used to cross one in my daily 1-hour commute. This has to be the only place in America where you can have a sizeable commuting population limited to twisty winding roads with one-lane bridges and blind intersections.

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    10. Re:I had my suspicions by HardCase · · Score: 1
      Try Nottingham (the english one) for some really nice crossings...


      Or they could just have the Sheriff of Nottingham afoot to draw and quarter the villains! Ever since that varlet Robin came around, those Merry Men have been the scourge of rush hour traffic. Verily, the commute to Sherwood Forest is mightily unbearable.


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    11. Re:I had my suspicions by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm sure those things work great in Nottingham until some blond-haired blue-eyed twirp shoots arrows in your tires and demands that you give him your money so he can feed the poor.

      Nottingham sucks. I'd never go there. ;)

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    12. Re:I had my suspicions by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      In London (the English one) cyclists avoid this problem by treating all lights as green and trying not to slow down at all.

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  13. why did the chicken cross the road? by stroustrup · · Score: 5, Funny

    The answer is here finally!! Because the button doesn't work

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  14. I think by jlechem · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Downtown SLC is the same way. They even have LED displays that count down the time until the light changes. It goes from yellow to red when it starts getting close to 0. It also makes a very audible beeping noise as well. If it's made it safer to walk downtown or not I have no clue.

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    1. Re:I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The loud beeping is for the blind you insinsitive clod.

    2. Re:I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have those in bangkok, thailand too. I really like them.. at least you know how long you'll be waiting :-)

    3. Re:I think by bmsleight · · Score: 1
      In the UK your unlikely see these type of traffic signals.

      Imagine two young kids at this crossing, As timer, counts down they get ready to race across the crossing.

      At zero they both dash accross, not looking to confirm the traffic has stopped, at they are too busy racing each other. The countdown encourages this - rather than a Red/Green Man.

      The Pedestrain signal is aligned so that pedestrian look toward the oncoming traffic, to confirm that traffic has stopped and not jumped a red signal.

      IMHO - Countdown are un-safe.

      BYW - You have audioable signals and Rotating Tactile Cones, (on the bottom of the push button), for the visually impaired.

    4. Re:I think by psavo · · Score: 1

      The loud beeping is for the blind you insinsitive clod.

      I'd rather said 'photosensitive clod'.

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    5. Re:I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better off without those types anyway.

    6. Re:I think by octover · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most intersections in downtown are like that, however 4th West and 2nd South by the Gateway won't give you walk signal unless you hit the button. I can't even count the number of times people didn't hit the button, didn't get the signal and then notice the light changed, so they start crossing late, when the light is shorter cause it was only anticipating vehicle traffic, not pedestrians.

      Usually the light changes to yellow when the countdown hits 0. Like someone else said makes it easier to tell if you have a chance of making it through the intersection or not.

      The audible beeping is for the visually impaired, but I'll admit its helped me out when I've been talking with a friend and not paying attention to the lights.

  15. in Ohio by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 1

    when I was in Columbus they didn't even have buttons. It would just automatically show the walk symbol.

    1. Re:in Ohio by bpiltz · · Score: 1

      Did any one else read that as "anatomically show the walk signal"?

      Sexist crosswalks...!

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  16. pedastrians obey Laws? by stonebeat.org · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I didn't know anyone in NY who waited for a the Walk Signal to turn before start walking. NewYorkers are best at finding the shortest possible route to their destination. And I dont blame them. It is pace of life they experience.

    1. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by addaon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We obey laws, just not silly ones.

      And this article (that the buttons do nothing) is extremely common knowledge. My parents told me when I was about six, and I got the sense their parents did the same for them.

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    2. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by EngMedic · · Score: 4, Informative

      quite so...the easiest way to pick out a tourist in the city is to watch to see if they stop before crossing the street. most of us just dodge between cars.

      conversley, the easiest way to tell if someone in your city is actually from new york (or has spent a lot of time there) is to watch them jaywalk like nobody's buisiness.

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    3. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by sporty · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, the same can go for stop signs and parking. People don't stop at stop signs but crawl through them and as for parking, vans and trucks park on corners making it hard to see around, due to lack of parking.


      It's just too crowded here.

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    4. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      It's the same here. I've come to believe those red and green lights, shaped like a standing and a walking pedestrian are just some form of decoration.

      On the other hand those traffic lights sometimes give me some sort of mind control power over other pedestrians. If I wait for a red light, the others wait as well. But a soon as I cross that street, ignoring the red light, many follow. ah, the power!

    5. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      The other way to tell they're a tourist is if they're wearing a t-shirt with an advertising slogan on it, unless they're being ironic.

      Oh, if they actually play 3-card monte then they're definitely a tourist.

      Or if they make eye contact with strangers on the street.

    6. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by zoloto · · Score: 1

      if that's the case then everywhere I go is NYC. Even when I lived upstate/.

    7. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO the easiest way to pick out a tourist in NYC is to look for the people wearing bright colors and walking 6 abreast on the sidewalk.

      I've seen enough people knocked down by cars (the last guy was 4 feet in front of me and got knocked 20 feet away) that I now stop before crossing the street. I don't do the "dodging cars" thing anymore either. I think the willingness of a person to stop before crossing the street is proportional to the amount of people they have seen get run over.

    8. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > conversley, the easiest way to tell if someone in your city is actually from new york

      I've seen lots of people behave like this in countless cities. There's nothing specifically New York about this.

    9. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by ottffssent · · Score: 1

      > I didn't know anyone in NY who waited for a the Walk Signal to turn before start walking.

      Would you walk across the road if the Walk Signal said "GO!!" but there was a cement truck bearing down on the intersection? So why do you trust the signal to tell you when not to walk?

      Really, trusting a machine with vastly fewer inputs and massively less intelligence than you to tell you whether it's safe to cross the road is the behavior of a sheep.

    10. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by netsharc · · Score: 1

      I think I started this trend where I live.. before I started jaywalking this one intersection (there are very few in my "habitat", the city centre is a pedestrian zone), no one would do it. But once I started doing it, noticing that when a tram was about to cross, the cars have to wait for it. So I started jaywalking. A few months later, I came up to this intersection and noticed there were one or two jaywalkers. I think I've introduced the meme... a bad meme. Oh no, I'm eeevil.

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    11. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if i had mod points, funny!

    12. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know anyone in NY who waited for a the Walk Signal to turn before start walking. NewYorkers are best at finding the shortest possible route to their destination. And I dont blame them. It is pace of life they experience.

      Or just the fact that none of the lights are on sensors (or buttons), and nobody likes to wait an extra minute when there are no cars to wait for.

      Waiting for cars makes sense. You could die. Waiting for a light? Forget it.

      Thus nobody waits for the lights.

  17. Anchorage, Alaska by AlaskanUnderachiever · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually in this town. . .MOST of the buttons work. I was shocked, even the buttons at the court house work.

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  18. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Slashdot "Submit Story" button is also just a placebo. "We just post what we want, and we put some user's name on them, " says Malda.

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn right. The number of stories attributed to Anonymous Coward is far greater than the number I've actually submitted.

      I think they do the same thing with comments too.

  19. Erm.... and? by JayBlalock · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This hardly seems like news of any sort. The article contained (through inference) the entire reason for their continued existance - there are still intersections that rely on them.

    Computer-controlled traffic lights work a lot better than the old-fashioned timed system. (well, unless the detector screws up, but that's rare) So allowing people to interrupt the sequence would do little good. At the same time, you don't want people standing on one of those 700 crosswalks which will never volunteer a "walk" sign for ages.

    So, to make sure that the people use the button in the places they need to, it's easier to leave the buttons on all the intersections. Otherwise, people might not think to use the button when it's necessary, at least not without a lot of time and prompting.

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    1. Re:Erm.... and? by corngrower · · Score: 1
      ... there are still intersections that rely on them.


      You mean there are people in this world who actually wait for a 'walk' signal?

    2. Re:Erm.... and? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One problem I have with crossing the street at one of these is that the light _never_ gives you enough time to cross it. Usually not even half-way across. WTF are they thinking?

    3. Re:Erm.... and? by JayBlalock · · Score: 1

      Heh. Well, in my time spent in NYC, I never saw much evidence of it. But it's probably a good thing if the government doesn't *encourage* people to run across busy streets. :-)

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    4. Re:Erm.... and? by sgb235 · · Score: 1
      So, to make sure that the people use the button in the places they need to, it's easier to leave the buttons on all the intersections. Otherwise, people might not think to use the button when it's necessary, at least not without a lot of time and prompting.
      This strikes me as backward. Having thousands of buttons that don't work hardly seems like good conditioning for the intersections where the light won't change unless you press the button. (I also don't think the article implied what the parent inferred--it sounded to me like the nonworking buttons are there because it's too much time and money to remove them.)
    5. Re:Erm.... and? by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      Right, but as the article pointed out, most people believe they work. Or push them anyway, trusting in the faeries to change the light. :-)

      And as far as too much time and money, that's probably true too. There can be multiple reasons behind this, they just combine to reach the same conclusion.

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    6. Re:Erm.... and? by bpiltz · · Score: 1
      Dr. B.F. Skinner renowned psychologist and behaviorist:
      "Stimuli are presented in the environment based on two basic schedules: continuous and intermittent. Continuous reinforcement simply means that the behavior is followed by a consequence each time it occurs. Intermittent schedules are based either on the passage of time, interval schedules, or the number of correct responses emitted, known as ratio schedules. The consequence can be delivered based on the passage of the same amount of time or the same number of correct responses, which is a fixed consequence, or it could be based on a slightly different amount of time or number of correct responses that vary around a particular number, a variable consequence. This results in four classes of intermittent schedules: 1) fixed interval is reinforcing the first correct response after a set amount of time (always the same) has passed; 2) variable interval is reinforcing the first correct response after a set amount of time has passed, and after the reinforcement, a new time period (shorter or longer) is set with the average equaling a specific number over a sum total of trials; 3) fixed ratiois giving a reinforcer after a specified number of correct responses, used primarily for learning a new behavior; and 4) variable ratio is giving a reinforcer after a set number of correct responses, and after reinforcement the number of correct responses necessary for reinforcement changes, used primarily for maintaining behavior. The number of responses per time period increases as the schedule of reinforcement is changed from fixed interval to variable interval and from fixed ratio to variable ratio. Variable interval and especially, variable ratio schedules produce steadier and more persistent rates of response because the learners cannot predict when the reinforcement will come although they know that they will eventually succeed."

      It may be counterintuitive, but having thousands of buttons that may or may not work, which all eventually let you cross the street, is the optimum way to condition people.

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  20. Like Boston? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm from the UK, and went on holiday to Boston in the summer - It didn't seem like the buttons there worked, and most people crossed the street anyway, even though I saw a few times an accident nearly happened because of this.

    This idea seems like it should cause a lot of accidents, but maybe the traffic is regulated well enough, I don't know.

    In the UK, we are so used to pressing the buttons, and most people will not cross without waiting for the lights to change. This seems to be completely different to the way things happen in Boston. By the end of our holiday, I was getting bored of waiting, and took the Bostonian approach to crossing the road - don't bother with the buttons - to the disgust of my mum :-)

    1. Re:Like Boston? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, the common practice in Boston is for people to cross when they feel like it and to drive when they feel like it.

      So basically, unless traffic stops for some reason, people will cross at a break in traffic or when there are enough people to significantly outnumber the cars, forcing them to slow down. Likewise, cars will begin to go once most people have crossed.

      It's not so much a matter of regulation as it is that the drivers in Boston are really very good, and are willing to drive to the limits of their abilities.

      Scares the shit out everyone else though.

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    2. Re:Like Boston? by Neophytus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most of the buttons over here do actually work, even on junctions. On junctions what usually happens is that there is a basic car sequence and, when the button is pressed, a pedestrian phase is added.

    3. Re:Like Boston? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the experience I had when I was in Boston 6-7 years ago. If you pushed the button, the lights would eventually turn red for cars in all directions, and green for pedestrians. The side-effect was that I'd always feel bad about making every car on the road stop for 30-45 seconds while I crossed the road, so I never pushed the button.

    4. Re:Like Boston? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I'm from the UK, and went on holiday to Boston in the summer

      That's odd, I've heard such wonderful things about the UK, but if Boston is your idea of 'holiday'...

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    5. Re:Like Boston? by rark · · Score: 1

      It depends on the intersection.

      At the intersection of Longwood and Brookline Ave (Longwood medical area), occasionally people will dash across out of turn, but mostly it's a very nicely coordinated dance between people and cars (with flashing ambulances thrown in to keep us all on our toes) but Mass ave going through Cambridge... As a friend of mine said to me, watch out for the hordes of maurading pedestrians.

      I don't know that I agree with your assertion that Boston drivers are good, though. Maybe I'd buy it if they'd stop ploughing into my truck (whilst parked, legally, no less).

    6. Re:Like Boston? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      The good thing arises from having been one of many people driving to work on Storrow Drive in bumper to bumper traffic _way_ over the speed limit. Accidents weren't all that common, even despite the dig shifting traffic around periodically. I suspect that takes a lot of skill, even though no margin for error remains.

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  21. Only for Computerized signals? by eagle8635 · · Score: 1

    Is it only for computerized traffic lights? That would explain why all the buttons work where I live.

    1. Re:Only for Computerized signals? by jlechem · · Score: 1

      Good question I'm not sure. I live in Kearns and the buttons seem to have an affect here. But I'm pretty sure the downtown ones are 100% automatic.

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  22. Buttons by Via_Patrino · · Score: 4, Informative

    "same reason why people press the elevator button more than once.

    And the same reason people press the reload or submit button more than once... When things don't show any evidence that they're doing what they're supposed to do.

    1. Re:Buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      I've actually found a similar trick that does work. Sometimes a connection will stall and hold up the whole works. Refesh will unlock that and redraw the screen, sometimes is seconds (after waiting minutes). The problem is, that if it stalled because the server is slow, reload drops the cache and can make things worse. I just click on the URL window and hit enter. That closes all the connections and restarts with whatever didn't complete. It works.

      Beleive me. I'm the kind of person who always figures out exactly what the button at the crosswalk does. Of course 95% of them add a walk to the cycle that wouldn't be there if you didn't press. I've never seen one that made the cycle faster.

    2. Re:Buttons by Imperator · · Score: 1

      But the elevator buttons do show evidence: they light up. At least, they should. If I press an elevator button and it lights up, I assume it's registered my request. If it doesn't light up, I press it again harder.

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    3. Re:Buttons by UNFAIRMAN · · Score: 1

      In many cases pressing the elevator button again DOES make a difference. When a modern elevator stops on an upper floor (not the lobby or high trafficked floor), it will close the doors when a button is pressed or after a fixed timeout, whichever is first. In some elevators, if you quickly enter and press a button before the door has fully opened, the button doesn't trigger the door close, so pressing the button again is a good idea.

  23. The rarely heard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Flava Flav's Pedestrian Crosswalk Buttons Are A Joke! clued us in on this fact quite a few years back.

  24. Facade by stateofmind · · Score: 3, Funny

    My entire life has been a lie!

    1. Re:Facade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's more of an inside joke that you aren't in on.

  25. not only pushing twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i've seen much people even pushing the "down" AND the "up" button on elevators when they want do go up OR down, because: "then it comes faster" ... most of them are to stupid to realise that they just make it stop twice (and taking longer).
    everytime i see someone whos doing that i want to punch him ...

    1. Re:not only pushing twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "everytime i see someone whos doing that i want to punch him ..."

      Easy Banner... don't get excited... we don't want to make you angry.

  26. Placebo Buttons are useful by matt4077 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, lots of traffic signals here in Germany have touch-sensitive Buttons, which can't really be pressed. You just touch them and they notice the change in temperature.

    Since you don't get any feedback, it doesn't really satisfy and I'm always left with the feeling that it didn't register the request at all.

    1. Re:Placebo Buttons are useful by Kristopher+Johnson · · Score: 1

      There are a few touch-sensitive crosswalk buttons near where I live in the US. They emit a startlingly loud "beep", which is jarring enough that I no longer press them.

    2. Re:Placebo Buttons are useful by maw · · Score: 1

      In Melbourne, Australia, there are several pedestrian crossings with motion sensors. They are invariably covered in finger prints (mostly those of IT executives, I bet). It's fun watching people pressing them over and over and wondering why they don't have the satisfying chunk feel of the standard pedestrian crossing buttons.

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    3. Re:Placebo Buttons are useful by fasura · · Score: 1

      Change in capacitance not temperature.

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  27. Lessons in people traning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    pedestrian 0
    cars 1

    Cars win another round. Why is it w/ all of this technology, and intercomunication that we still give more rights to a person wrapped in metal (ie a car), than a mere mortal walking across the street.

    The article didn't talk about the fact that by having a button by the crosswalk, people are more likely to walk to the button first before crossing the road. This has the potential advantage of reducing J walking. (crossing the street illegaly)

  28. Magic by proverbialcow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Funny, then, that I was just reading this article on a placebo switch that inexplicably worked!

    http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/magic-story.html

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  29. I knew this already by YellowElf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The real reason is that almost all NYC traffic lights are on a timer anyway. Unlike most areas of the country that have on-demand lights that are sensitive to traffic and keep green for the major roadway, if you wait a minute the light will change anyway. So why interrupt the rare possible synchronized goodness on a Manhattan avenue for the impatient pedestrian?

    The downside to this timer approach is that you often wait for nobody at red lights at 3am. Stooopid lazy NYC planners.

    Either that or the trigger antennas that they would need to place under the roadway can't take the winter punishment.

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    1. Re:I knew this already by dandelion_wine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dude, Winnipeg's subsurface triggers work, and the place has an 80 degree spread, winter to summer (celsius, without the whinefactor -- that is, without windchill "added in")

      The pavement looks like an earthquake zone, of course, but as a motorcyclist, I can confirm that without the proper weight, some lights will *never* change. (I've put on a few pounds. Still, nothing.)

      Of course, that's vehicle sensitivity not pedestrian. No reason the sensors can't regulate non-rush hour traffic and let the city planner synchronicity handle the busy times.

    2. Re:I knew this already by toast0 · · Score: 1

      typically, those sensors are based on inductance not weight, so while adding more of you will increase your inductance, adding more metal, or a magnet will do a much better job.

      If you're feeling socially active, you can complain to your local trafic authority and have them adjust the sensor.

    3. Re:I knew this already by corngrower · · Score: 1
      The pavement looks like an earthquake zone, of course, but as a motorcyclist, I can confirm that without the proper weight, some lights will *never* change. (I've put on a few pounds. Still, nothing.)

      That sounds familiar. One of those sensor activated lights at an intersection near where I used to live didn't activate for my Jeep (high clearance). This was in a left turn lane. I would just go whenever the traffic was safe, right on through the red light.

      In downtown Minneapolis they seem to have solved the problem with pedestrians & traffic. They're called skyways. But who'ld want to be waiting on the corner for 5 minutes for a 'walk' signal in -10 degree (Farenheit) weather anyway.

    4. Re:I knew this already by YellowElf · · Score: 1
      Dude, Winnipeg's subsurface triggers work, and the place has an 80 degree spread, winter to summer (celsius, without the whinefactor -- that is, without windchill "added in")
      Well by "winter punishment" I mean freezing / melting / refreezing, not severely cold temperatures. While I will agree that Winnipeg is significantly colder than NYC, I would bet that here we cross the freezing threshhold during the winter much more often than you do. Winnipeg gets cold and stays cold, while NYC often melts during the day and freezes at night. This wreaks havoc on roadbed material, turning it into gravel.

      It also seems a problem in all US Northern Seaboard cities (Boston, Philadelphia, etc.). Boston has some of the worst roads as well. And this doesn't include the multi-fold volume of traffic per street mile.

      I will however give a respectful nod to Canadian infrastructure, that seems to be able to produce sturdy reliable long-lasting roads. I don't really know for sure though whether the same techniques here would just continue to rupture year after year (thus making the expense too great), or if they're just too expensive in the first place.

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    5. Re:I knew this already by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      good info! thanks for the word, though I doubt any motorcycle of mine would have done the job. Had a goldwing for a little while and seems to me, I had the same problem, so my little Yamaha 650xs... no way.

  30. Psychology at work... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Which is the point, of course. People do feel better if they think they've "done something" about any problem - even one as trivial as opening the currently-closed door. Passively waiting for something to happen doesn't come easily to many of us...

    What I find odd are those who hit the 'summon elevator' button more than once - A lift algorithm isn't going to take into account the number of times you press, and I doubt the buttons are pressure-sensitive :-) In fact, it's more likely that the time-of-last-press is one of the inputs to the algorithm, with earlier presses having a priority. So the more you press, the less chance you have of getting a busy lift :-))

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    1. Re:Psychology at work... by Matthias+Wiesmann · · Score: 1
      A lift algorithm isn't going to take into account the number of times you press,
      An algorithm taking this into account could be interesting. It would bring the lift to the most motivated persons (the one pressing faster). If you have a resource that is free and precious, it makes sense to associate it a 'cost' to optimise its use.

      With such algorithms people who only need to go down a few levels would use the stairs and not bother to call the lift and people who are really in a hurry would get the lift. Of course, the 'price' of the lift would increase at rush hours and go down during the night.

      PHB would ask their secretaries to press the button multiple times for them. I suppose this would make a new job, lift button presser...

    2. Re:Psychology at work... by madpierre · · Score: 1

      Sirius Cybernetics Corporation installed the bloody lift software
      in the block of flats I live in. There's the lift on the floor
      you're on, you press the button. Do the doors open? NO! The damn
      lift shoots up to the top of the building. This happens EVERY time
      unless of course you actually are at the top of the building. In
      which case it goes to some other floor where you're NOT.
      Aaaaaaaaaggggggg!

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    3. Re:Psychology at work... by MyHair · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're on the right track with psychology, but I think it's actually societal communication. If I walk up and just stand near you, that's creepy and I'm weird. If I push the button, you know I want to ride the elevator so now standing near you is perfectly acceptable and normal behavior. At least I think that's how it processes somewhere deep in our minds.

      As for using the open/close buttons or pressing more than once, I think that's a "I'm in a hurry" signal. I don't understand why it's important to communicate this, but if you pay attention people usually signal one way or another whether or not they are in a hurry.

      Now as far as the crosswalk signs go, I thought they actually worked and were put there so pedestrians didn't have to wait for a car to trip the signal lights. Downtown areas seem to have these buttons less, which makes sense since there's more likely to be cross traffic or the lights are timed rather than triggered by demand. I'm surpised to hear there are dummy boxes out there.

    4. Re:Psychology at work... by inertia187 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I find annoying are the people who press both the up and down lift summon buttons. They're on the 12th floor, and intend to go to the ground floor. So they press both up and down. By chance, someone is in an car bound for the 14th floor, which now has to needlessly stop on 12. They then board the up bound elevator, and press L. The car arrives on 14, then comes back down to 12, and opens to nobody. Then it proceeds to the ground floor.

      What a waste of time for the person who wants to go to 14.

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    5. Re:Psychology at work... by fejikso · · Score: 1

      My mother does that all the time. She doesn't understand that won't take her faster to her destination.

      I've seen that some people just want to get in the elevator, and they don't care if they have to go from the 2nd floor to the 13th and then back to the basement... :-/

    6. Re:Psychology at work... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I lived on the tenth floor of a dorm in college for two years, and I noticed this behavior with almost 100% reliability.

      Let's say I would get in the elevator on the ground floor (U.S.A. floor 1), press 10, and the 10 button would light up. Another person would enter, press (say) 5, and 5 would light up. A third person would get in, press 2, and the 2 button lights up.

      Now already this floor 2 person has broken one of the unspoken rules: Floor 2 people are not to use the elevator if it means holding up people who live on higher floors and have to wait. The doors would stay open on their floor for about ten seconds after they left, and a common reaction was to make the doors close "faster" by pushing a button. Sometimes this meant the unlit "DOOR CLOSE" button, but more often people pushed the still-lit button of the floor they were going to. So the person still on the elevator with me would inevitably hit 5, but never 10, which was also still lit and would do just as well for placebo door closing purposes.

      I guess it would have been an invasion on my "space" if someone did push "my" button instead of theirs. That button is mine. I pushed it. I'm the reason why it's glowing. You can't push it. Push your own damn button.

    7. Re:Psychology at work... by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      It would bring the lift to the most motivated persons (the one pressing faster).
      It would bring the lift to hyperactive kids who haven't got anything important to do, but are impatient anyways. It would bring the lift to people who wouldn't mind developing a routine of constantly pounding the button while waiting, two hundred times per minute. An algorithm that covers the requested routes in the least amount of time possible and maybe also assigns a little priority on avoiding having some people wait for too long is always going to be the most fair. On top of that, emergency modes with extra buttons could be helpful, some lifts have that.
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    8. Re:Psychology at work... by kurosawdust · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that when people press an elevator or traffic crossing button more than once, it's more likely due to the fact that they think themselves to be stuck relatively helpless in a situation beyond their control. Pushing the buttons repeatedly is a way of attempting to gain control over that situation (at least in a mental masturbatory sort of way). Even though it does not work, it can't hurt, and it gives people the feeling that even if they're not in control of the unfavorable situation, they're doing all they can, by god. :) I think you are right on about the "sympathetic pressing of the elevator button" though; that seems to be a way of declaring that you have benign intentions.

    9. Re:Psychology at work... by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Interesting

      even 'stranger' are the people who press both the 'going up' and 'going down' buttons, as if it would make the elevator thats going down come any quicker.

      and sometimes these even jump into a elevator going upstairs, if anything making their travel to the downstairs slower than if they would have just pressed the damn 'going down' button.

      (this happens quite often in the building where I live that has double elevators, and a system where you can't "hijack" an elevator thats going up to go down.)

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    10. Re:Psychology at work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With lit elevator buttons, I always press them once because I have feedback that the button press has registered. If the button does not light, I will press it several times to ensure that my request has registered.

      This is especially true for crosswalk buttons that, by their nature are very heavy duty switches that take a tremendous amount of abuse.

    11. Re:Psychology at work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the multiple-pushing has more to do with feedback.

      I am guilty of multiple-pushing on elevator buttons and crosswalk buttons. But that's because I'm neurotic about having pushed it hard enough, or at the right angle or whatever.

      The trial period in the trial-and-error would otherwise be lots more complicated. By eliminating the factor of human error, if the elevator doesn't arrive quickly or the light doesn't change, you can decide whether it is mechanically broken or someone else is issuing a competing command. (holding the elevator door, pushing the crosswalk button in a different direction, gremlins, etc.)

      But -- when I encounter the elevators with heat-sensor buttons which light up when activated, I press once if the light is not on, or zero times if I see it lit.

    12. Re:Psychology at work... by bpiltz · · Score: 1

      Since it doesn't greet you, it's probably a cheap knock-off of a Sirius Cybernetics Corp lift.

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    13. Re:Psychology at work... by mithras+the+prophet · · Score: 1

      Mod that one up -- right on, monkey. I love that behavior! It's totally bizarre.

      It's kind of like another favorite college phenomenon of mine -- entering a large lecture hall or auditorium that you know is going to fill up. The first person to arrive sits wherever. The next person definitely does not sit in the same row -- that would be creepy. Likewise, the next several people have to sit in different rows, or their violating the 'space' of the people already there.

      Once all of the (non-front, non-back) rows have at least one person, the next person to arrive will share a row. But of course, sitting right next to a person in an otherwise empty row makes you look like a weirdo. So everyone fills in the row by leaving at least one seat between them and the next person, until the row is half-full. Then everyone does the knee-bend eight times while the late arrivers squeeze their way into those empty seats that everyone knew would fill up eventually...

      In the end. nobody has any empty space next to them at all. But it's socially acceptable non-empty space, because it all happened in the right order...

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    14. Re:Psychology at work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If I push the button, you know I want to ride the elevator so now standing near you is perfectly acceptable and normal behavior.

      ...or, you know that as I approached the elevator, I was lost in my own thoughts and wasn't really paying attention. I'm reaching for the button when I notice that it's already lit, and it's easier to carry through with the motion and push the button again than it is to derail my train of thought, cancel what amounts to an almost autonomous action, and otherwise try to recover from my gaffe.

      In short: I look like a real dork if I pull up short of pushing the button - what, did it catch me by surprise? I look like slightly less of a dork if I just carry through with the useless motion.

    15. Re:Psychology at work... by Uerige · · Score: 1

      I can understand those who press the button if it's already pressed -- I do it automatically, no matter how many people are already waiting.
      What I don't understand, no, what pisses me off is those people who summon the elevator, and when the door opens they ask: "Which way?" I mean, are they too fucking stupid to realize that there's a little arrow on that button they pressed, and that the elevator will only stop if it is empty or going in that direction the arrow is pointing at? Worse, they don't like to be told. I wonder if those people can manage to eat or do other highly demanding tasks in their lives.

    16. Re:Psychology at work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, are they too fucking stupid to realize that there's a little arrow on that button they pressed, and that the elevator will only stop if it is empty or going in that direction the arrow is pointing at?

      That's not true - it will also stop if somebody inside the elevator has pressed the call button for that floor. And maybe you're waiting with other people, who could be going in the opposite direction.

      Normally I know which way an elevator is going by watching which button (up or down) darkens when the door opens. But with one set of elevators on my university campus, a button's light doesn't turn off until the doors start closing. It doesn't help that there's no up/down indicator inside the door. When it's empty, I wait until the doors start closing - then if the down arrow goes off, I know it's going down, and press the button again so the doors re-open. But if there's someone inside, I just ask which way it's going.

      There's another elevator that has an up/down indicator inside the door. But it does weird stuff sometimes - "down" is always lit when it opens on the first floor, even though there are no floors below it. Also, the up/down call buttons outside the elevator light so dimly you can't tell if someone has already pressed one.

      It seems like every elevator I use has some unique, unexpected behaviour (there's one that will deactivate the safety sensors if you block the door for ~30 s, and close the doors even if you try to hold them open). You can't expect people to behave in a predictable way when the elevators don't.

    17. Re:Psychology at work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the end. nobody has any empty space next to them at all.

      I don't think I've ever seen that happen. There are always a few empty seats left, because some people won't make the effort to squeeze past 20 people.

      So if you get there early, there's always a chance you'll be one of the few people next to an empty seat. You can increase your odds by putting a bag on the empty seat. To be socially acceptable, you have to look like you're willing to give it up by moving your arm towards the bag when someone approaches... but nobody really wants to give up that seat, it's all a mind game.

      This behaviour was especially entertaining in one of my classrooms. The rows were so tightly spaced that it was almost impossible to get through unless everyone in the row stood up. A few rows looked like they had enough room for you to squeeze through, but in the process your pants would rub against some twisted metal on the back of the chairs, possibly ripping. And there were always empty seats on the left side, but you had to walk directly in front of the professor to get to them... Maybe there was a camera in the projector room at the back, and this was all some social experiment.

    18. Re:Psychology at work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for using the open/close buttons ... I think that's a "I'm in a hurry" signal. I don't understand why it's important to communicate this...

      Sometimes the "close door" button works. On one elevator I use, the button will reverse the doors before they even finish opening.

      "Open door" buttons do work, but only for the purpose of holding a door open.

    19. Re:Psychology at work... by achurch · · Score: 1

      even 'stranger' are the people who press both the 'going up' and 'going down' buttons, as if it would make the elevator thats going down come any quicker.

      It does in some multiple-elevator systems: pushing both buttons calls 2 elevators to the floor, and if the one going in the wrong direction is empty, you can usually make it switch directions. (What else is it going to do, go the wrong way just out of spite?) This was used effectively at my last job on the first floor, since almost nobody ever went to the basement level.

    20. Re:Psychology at work... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I went to a movie once that I thought, by the length of the line, would fill up the theater. So I picked the row I wanted and went ahead and sat next to someone, figuring I'd fill in the empty seat and save us all a lot of trouble later on of having to move to accomodate those groups of two or more people that come in and find every other seat filled.

      The movie started and the theater was only half full. I felt like a dork, but decided that feeling like a dork wasn't a good enough reason to move.

      After the movie was over, the guy sitting next to me was standing outside waiting for his girlfriend, and I was just smoking, getting ready to leave. His girlfriend arrives and I manage to hear him say "That creepy guy that was sitting next to me in the theater is over there, let's hurry."

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    21. Re:Psychology at work... by MyHair · · Score: 1

      I am guilty of multiple-pushing on elevator buttons and crosswalk buttons. But that's because I'm neurotic about having pushed it hard enough, or at the right angle or whatever.

      Don't most elevator buttons light up? It's been a while since I've seen a reasonably modern building with no lighted buttons; courthouses and other decades-old government buildings jump to mind as exceptions to the rule.

      By eliminating the factor of human error, if the elevator doesn't arrive quickly or the light doesn't change, you can decide whether it is mechanically broken or someone else is issuing a competing command.

      Good point. I'm with you now. I'm always trying to figure out how things work behind the scenes; is this elevator programmed optimally, fully on-demand, or apparently programmed to piss me off? (I swear some are.)

      But -- when I encounter the elevators with heat-sensor buttons which light up when activated, I press once if the light is not on, or zero times if I see it lit.

      Are you kidding? Those things are like crack to me. I gotta light up as many as I can whenever I see them. Then I ball up in a fetal position and suck my thumb in mamma's-womb-like contentedness.

  31. Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Funny
    Carrie, glancing back over her shoulder at Mr. Big, smiling to herself in complete satisfaction, presses the button and strides out into the busy NY street.

    Carrie: "Life... I started thinking about Paris, and how love AAHGHHHRGHH!!!"

    -- taxi cab grinds Carrie into the asphalt, and the credits begin to roll ---

    Yes, my girl friend made me watch that damn show for an entire year. The demise of that vile, high-priced sitcom has filled me with a joy not felt since childhood.

    1. Re:Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending by noewun · · Score: 4, Funny
      About five years ago I almost ran over Sarah Jessica Parker at Fifth Avenue and 23rd Street. I was coming down Fifth on my bike, moving quickly, taking the right onto 23rd. I looked around the turn and saw it was clear. I checked my left, which was clear, and then look right again to see a mass of blonde curls and boobs running in front me of. She realized I was there - I guess she hadn't checked before she crossed - and sped up. I leaned right and missed her by an inch or two.

      I consider it one of the greatest missed opportunities of my life.

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    2. Re:Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending by dandelion_wine · · Score: 2, Funny

      I consider it one of the greatest missed opportunities of my life.

      Ok, that's understandable, but still no reason to haul the wife and kids out every evening in the Caravan looking for her.

    3. Re:Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Funny



      The opportunity to get sued by someone who could probably buy your entire life out of her lawyer's pocket change?

      Or the opportunity to check her for broken bones after the impact?

      ^_^

      SB

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    4. Re:Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Yes, my girl friend made me watch that damn show for an entire year.

      I don't know what's worse. The fact that you let your girlfriend make you watch a show, or the fact that you were still with her for that entire year.

      Man, oh man, I won't date a girl that watches tv. If I wanted to sit in front of the tv my whole life, never get laid, never do anything fun, etc., why bother with a girl? I think it's the whole "I don't want to feel like a loser, so I get a girl who'll obviously be a bigger loser than me, because she'll have me for a boyfriend". Heh.

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    5. Re:Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Considering that story, nice .sig ya got there.

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  32. Control by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There was something like that in a Kurt Vonnegut novel whose title has slipped my mind. Something about an automated spaceship with only two controls: a START button, and a STOP button (the latter isn't connected to anything.) The point being that humans feel better when they think they have control over their fate.

    Actually, it's probably a moot point - I've never met a New Yorker who actually waits for the light.

    1. Re:Control by Thagg · · Score: 2, Informative

      That was the incomparable "The Sirens of Titan". My attempt at a quote (although it's been 20 years).

      "The spaceships were completely automated. Pressing the 'on' button caused the spaceship to take off, fly to it's prearranged landing point on Earth, and open the door. The 'off' button didn't do anything, but it was there to make people feel better."

      It's a great book. *sigh* it's been more than 30 years, because I recall not understanding the part toward the end describing one of the statues made on Titan as having a "shocking erection". I had no idea what that meant...

      thad

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    2. Re:Control by Thagg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actual quote:

      The only controls available to those on board were two push-buttons on the center post of the cabin--one labeled on and one labeled off. The on button simply started a flight from Mars. The off button connected to nothing. It was installed at the insistence of the Martian mental-health experts, who said that human beings were always happier with machinery they thought they could turn off.

      From T-Quote

      thad

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    3. Re:Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, it's probably a moot point - I've never met a New Yorker who actually waits for the light.

      The movie Elf has Will Ferrell warning his love interest as they're crossing the street. "Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop."

  33. Operative at some in Toronto by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At some intersections in Toronto, not only does the walk button work, but unless it's pressed, the walk signal never lights up. (Kind of a pain when the button isn't right at the corner and has a lot of snow around it.) It would be nice if they'd mark the "Cars Prefered" crossings to let people know.

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    1. Re:Operative at some in Toronto by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 1

      It works like that here in San Diego, CA, too. If you do not press the button, the light just assumes that there is not a pedestrian, and so the 'don't walk' sign remains on. The lights that just 'assume' there will be pedestrians are the ones down town, where there is heavy foot traffic, and they simply don't have a button at all. I find it odd, the comments that the button is there to make people feel better or something. I think in fact it makes it worse because they get frustrated with it 'not working'. On the other hand, without a button, you just wait until your turn comes around without even giving it a thought. There is hardly any jaywalking.

    2. Re:Operative at some in Toronto by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      I hate those... I've seen them here in BC, too. The worst part is when you're walking towards the corner and the light changes before you can press the button - it won't change if you press it afterwards. So you can "jaywalk" since the walk sign won't turn on, or you can wait for the lights to change twice. Why do they waste money on crap like that?

    3. Re:Operative at some in Toronto by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      In Scarberia I once saw a dog standing at one of those old "point finger to cross" x-walks. Cars coming from both directions stopped, and the dog crossed the road. I kid you not.

  34. Ha! Proven correct after all these years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was once in a rather rocky relationship with a girl which ended when I told her not to bother pressing the button.

    "It doesn't do anything, these juntions are automated."

    "That is exactly the kind of cynical attitude I'm absolutely fed up with. You have no faith in anything."

    She stomped off across the road like an enraged frogger, dodging the still flowing traffic.

    1. Re:Ha! Proven correct after all these years by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Funny

      She stomped off across the road like an enraged frogger, dodging the still flowing traffic.

      That's the nerdiest simile I've seen in awhile. ;-)

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  35. Mods by stateofmind · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So after all this time of repeatedly pushing the reload button, I wasn't gaining mod points? It just had to with the content of my post?

    Bastards....

  36. They aren't really necessary... by cabingirl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Crosswalk buttons are just a signal to drivers that a person is planning to cross the street. In big, pedestrian cities like New York, you don't need the buttons because there's almost always someone waiting to cross the street, and drivers know this. In my life, the only place I've made a point to use the buttons is in the suburban area where I live now, because a person standing on a streetcorner may or may not be waiting to cross the street, and the drivers are really bad at yielding to pedestrians.

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  37. A Story by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 5, Funny

    A guy I know was in charge of a medium-sized office. He was forever plagued by the women asking him to turn the thermostat up during the winter (the guys saying "turn it down, we're dying in here"). When the office was remodeled, he had a new thermostat installed in a closet, and had the old one unconnected. He put the biggest complainer "in charge" of that thermostat, and never had a problem since. True story.

    1. Re:A Story by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I absolutly believe it.

      Never let an offive woman in charge of a real thermostat.
      I'm not being sexist, A womens body temperature changes more then a mans.

      I worked in a bulding that had no furnance. It got all its heat from the excess heat off the server roomes.
      It had specialy blinds. We all thought it would be horrible. It turns out it was done quite well.

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    2. Re:A Story by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1
      Actually, the parent post reminded me of something I've experienced with more than one person (typically female, although that could be coincidental): the thought that turning up a themostat higher, would make a room warm up *faster*.

      Despite trying to explain that it really is just an on-off switch with a threshold, and cranking it to 30 (celcius, that is), will only warm up the room at normal speed, and *then* make it uncomfortably hot, I've never been able to alter this behaviour in anyone :-)

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    3. Re:A Story by Piquan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In lab experiments, they tested what happens if a rat gets a treat:

      1. when he pushes a button. Effect: Rat learns to push button, but quickly forgets if button is disconnected.
      2. only some of the time that he pushes a button. Effect: Rat learns, more slowly, to push button, and maintains behavior for a long time after
      3. on a random schedule, regardless of what he did with the button. Effect: Rat displays psychotic behavior.

      So, what happened to your biggest complainer?

    4. Re:A Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moral: Don't give your rats treats on a random schedule, unless you want them to become psychotic.

    5. Re:A Story by utahjazz · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of how my friends would use Atari 2600 conrollers (the black one with the stick and the red button). They were always convinced that pushing the lever harder made the car/guy/player go faster. I would try to explain to them that inside, it's just a peice of plastic that flips a switch, and that pressing so hard will not help, but instead ruin the joystick. They never got it.

      This same behaviour can be seen in adults, who think making a throwing motion when pushing buttons on a tv remote control will make the signal go further.

    6. Re:A Story by NoData · · Score: 1

      Yup, my girlfriend and I had a blowout argument over a similar issue in thermodynamics. Actually, it started off as an argument about neatness. I was making the weak argument that it's stupid to make the bed because you'll be back in it in about 16hours anyway. She argued that not only does it look neater, but the sheets are all arranged for better coverage, and...get this..."besides, it keeps the bed warm."

      "What?!"

      "The covers keep the bed warm. Just like they keep you warm when you're under them."

      "Uhm, no, covers keep you warm cuz they trap the heat you generate; if there's no body in the bed, there's no heat to trap."

      "Yeah-huh! The bed's warm after you get out of it. The covers keep it there."

      "Honey. Sweetheart. Unless your comforter is made of aerogel ['Wha..?' 'Nevermind.'], I'm quite sure whatever residual heat is in the bed has quite dissipated through the comforter after 16 hours. Cotton just isn't that good of an insulator."

      "So? It's still warmer than the cold room."

      "No. Baby. Honey. Listen. Do you know the laws of thermodynamics? The heat doesn't stay there. It's dissipating. Without a heat source, eventually everything in the room is more or less the same temperature. That means your bed too."

      "Then why is toilet so cold? I bet if it had a cover it would stay warm."

      "No. Baby. Sweetness. The toilet is cold because of the heat conduction of porcelain. It sucks the heat from your ass faster, then say, sitting on your bed."

      "Well, yeah! The bed feels warmer."

      "Yeah, it feels warmer."

      "Cuz we made it in the morning."

      (At this point I break down in sobs)

  38. Australia by CatPieMan · · Score: 1

    One of the things I remember that I had to get used to when I went to Australia is that their buttons are the only way to get the signal telling you it is ok to walk.

    While you can go at any time, cars have to stop when you have the walk and get impatient if you cross and do not have the blessing of the automated white hand.

    -CPM

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    1. Re:Australia by Skater · · Score: 1

      For some reason, you comment reminded me of an incident I was involved in in Athens, Georgia: I was on the University of Georgia cycling team, and we were having some pictures taken of us at the arch, the entrance to the UGA campus. When the traffic light stopped the traffic in front of us, our photographer walked out to the middle of the street (there was a small median in the middle) to take wider angles. The light finally turned green, but the photographer wasn't done, so we figured we'd have to wait for another cycle.

      But no. The cars at the front of each lane of traffic waited for her to take several more shots. No one blew horns or anything. After the photographer finished, we waved to the motorists by way of thanks.

      I miss that town. :)

      --RJ

  39. I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Finally the truth is out there. Now on to the big one... Area 51. Thanks folks.

  40. My local pelican crossing... by holizz · · Score: 1

    won't change lights if you don't press it. However, I have noticed some interesting `features'.
    If you press the button when there's no traffic nearby the lights go almost immediately. However, if the button is pressed when traffic is anywhere near the lights they wait for ages before changing. If you press it when traffic is near then the traffic moves away from the light it takes longer than when there's no traffic and I think it's shorter than when there's lots of traffic. So basically they don't change when I most need them to. I miss a lot of busses that way.

    Can you get traffic light changers to make the pedestrian lights green?

    1. Re:My local pelican crossing... by madpierre · · Score: 1

      Talking about pelican crossings. How the heck did the Green Cross Code
      man *ever* end up working for the Empire? I mean *what* a career move.
      Bring back the Belisha Beacon, all is forgiven. :)

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  41. Could be even worse by jks · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There is an intersection in the outskirts of Helsinki, Finland, where the push button works even worse. This is an intersection between two pretty big roads with major traffic, and there's a standard traffic light cycle going from "green for road A" to "green for road B", etc. If you are a pedestrian walking in the direction of either road, you need to push the button, and will eventually get a green light at the same time as the drivers on the same road. Now, guess what: the only way the button affects the lights is that you get a green light the next time it's possible -- if you don't push the button, the cycle is exactly the same except that the pedestrian light is red all the time. So the button does nothing but you need to push it to cross legally.

    1. Re:Could be even worse by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "So the button does nothing but you need to push it to cross legally."

      Second-semester electronic engineering course at Nottingham University, the situation you describe was actually set out in a requirement when students were asked to program a traffic-light controller.

      The module was using a Z180 to control a set of LED "traffic-lights", and I asked WTF would you want that sequence, it's inefficient and illogical.

      Well I can't say it was the only illogical part of the course, but those requirements are certainly still being used.

    2. Re:Could be even worse by Atario · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell, this is the usual state of affairs. Only exception being that if there are car-sensors that trigger the regular lights, which won't go if there's no cars, then the crossing button will trigger a cycle in the absence of cars your direction.

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    3. Re:Could be even worse by quantaman · · Score: 1

      I know of a similar intersection here in Edmonton, Canada I don't know about your intersection but with this one there is a regular walk signal in one direction, the other direction has a lot less traffic going through so the duration of the light is much shorter, when you press the button to cross in that direction (busy direction has no button) it actually increases the duration of the green light and has a few seconds of walk signal before it starts signalling the hold signal. The duration of the light without pressing the button is less than the duration of the flashing hold signal which means that the lights ordinary duration is less than the minimum time given for people to cross, perhaps it's the same with your intersection?

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    4. Re:Could be even worse by tap · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There are lots of intersections like this in and around Seattle too. The words on pedestrian sign say, "Don't walk", but what it really means is "Fuck you", or the equivalent in Finnish in you're in Helsinki, because that's the purpose of these signals, to fuck over pedestrians.

      Consider a simple light that is 30 seconds green and then 30 seconds red. A car that reaches the intersection at second 0 in the cycle, the start of the green, will not have to wait at all. Same for seconds 1 to 29. At second 30, they get the red and have to wait 30 seconds. At second 31 they have to wait 29 seconds, and so on down to second 59 where they only have to wait 1 second for the green. If you calculate it out, the cars have a 50% chance of not waiting at all, an average wait of 7.5 seconds, and a maximum wait of 30 seconds.

      A pedestrian arriving at second 0, the start of the green cycle, will have to press the button and wait 60 seconds for the next green cycle, when the pedestrian signal will change to walk. Even though the signal is green for the cars, pedestrians won't get a walk signal when pressing the button. If they arrive at second 1, they have to wait 59 seconds for the next green light, at second 2 they have to wait 58 seconds, and so on down to second 59 when they have to wait 1 second. For pedestrians there is a 0% chance of not having to wait, the average wait is 30 seconds, and the maximum wait is 60 seconds.

      That's what adding these signals does. Half the time the people in cars don't have to wait at all, but if you not in a car, you always have to wait at the light. The average time you have to wait is four times as long, and the maximum time is twice as long! A signal like this is just a big "fuck you" to pedestrians.

      Cities spend tens of thousands of dollars to stick in a signal like this. Why do they do it, when the signal time stays the same, but pedestrians have to wait four times as long? Because if pedestrains where allowed to cross when they came to a green light, like cars are, then turning cars would have to look for the them and yeild. People in cars hate to have to pay attention to their driving, and would much rather being talking on their cell phone or watching a DVD or fussing with their kids in the back seat. So the light makes pedestrians arriving on the green wait and bunch up to cross at the beginning of the next signal. That way drivers get to pay less attention to their driving!

    5. Re:Could be even worse by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      So actually it's a pragmatic response that helps keep pedestrians alive, at the cost of a couple of seconds of waiting time. Sounds like a worthwhile tradeoff to me.

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    6. Re:Could be even worse by tap · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It does the opposite. By letting drivers pay less attention to their driving, they become even more careless. And making pedestrians wait four times as long encourages jay walking. So you make people want to jay walk so they don't have to wait for two signal changes to get through, and have conditioned drivers to not pay attention for people trying to cross when they turn.

      If your true goal was to keep people alive, instead of maximizing convenience for drivers at the expense of everyone else, you would lower speed limits, eliminate right turn on red, create four way stops, and add time for pedestrians to cross when no turns are allowed.

    7. Re:Could be even worse by orkysoft · · Score: 1
      If your true goal was to keep people alive, instead of maximizing convenience for drivers at the expense of everyone else, you would

      Let's see how our (Netherlands) traffic rules and roads measure up, then...

      lower speed limits,

      Check

      eliminate right turn on red,

      We don't have that here anywhere.

      create four way stops,

      I'm not sure what you're talking about, but the crossings that have traffic lights here, have them on all sides.

      and add time for pedestrians to cross when no turns are allowed.

      The pedestrian crossing time is adequate here.

      Anyway, thanks for your insight. It turns out that pragmatism once again is not so useful as it looks at first...

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    8. Re:Could be even worse by Ben+Jackson · · Score: 1

      It probably does slightly more than nothing. The green cycle that includes pedestrians will be longer than the green cycle for cars. Around here I've seen signals that are green for as little as 4 seconds (getting clever with the road sensors I assume) but if there's a crosswalk active it will last long enough to let you cross.

    9. Re:Could be even worse by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1
      The only exception is if you're "lucky" enough to be walking towards an intersection where people are already waiting. But it still pisses me off.

      Oh well, maybe they'll raise the gas tax again...

    10. Re:Could be even worse by bluGill · · Score: 1

      I've seen cases where the above behavior existed, except the button was not a trigger for the regular lights. Thus if you wanted to cross you not only had to push the button which would give you the walk sign (and give you enough time to cross safely), but you also had to wait for a car in the same direction to trigger the light to change.

    11. Re:Could be even worse by jks · · Score: 1

      In most traffic lights in Helsinki, the button does seem to affect the cycle, but not here. I timed it once with a stopwatch (I used to work near there, and walked across the intersection every lunch break), and the cycle length does not depend on whether you push the button or not. And as another poster said about some other intersection, pedestrians always have to wait, unless someone else was there earlier to push the button at the right time.

    12. Re:Could be even worse by qute · · Score: 1

      Some places in Denmark work the same way. Sucks big time.

      A intersection near where I live is worse yet.
      I needed to cross both directions, so I natually pressed both buttons and took the first green.
      Having crossed one way I waited for the other light to go green. As I waited it became green for the cars but not me?! Argh, didn't I press the button i thought and looked at the pedestrian crossing on the other side, which was green. So you need to press it on the side you are going to cross. Crasy.

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    13. Re:Could be even worse by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Well, as a matter of fact, when the don't walk signal starts to flash, if a pedestrian suddenly stops they don't risk getting 2 tons worth of steel slamming into their rear, now do they? For that matter, if a car ignores the light and drives through anyway and hits a pedestrian, the damage done is favorable to the car and not the pedestrian. The same is true in reverse, so you don't want to be the pedestrian.

      It just makes good sense to try to stop cars as little as possible and to make pedestrians look both ways before crossing the street. The consequences of a fuck-up are very serious for pedestrians, and not for cars.

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    14. Re:Could be even worse by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      If your true goal was to keep people alive, instead of maximizing convenience for drivers at the expense of everyone else, you would lower speed limits, eliminate right turn on red, create four way stops, and add time for pedestrians to cross when no turns are allowed.

      Hm, let's see. Lower speed limits? Nope, just means people who get stopped for speeding will pay higher fines. Around Bellevue the speed limits are usually 25, with some two-lane streets being 30. People drive 35-50 in Bellevue. Yes, I'm referring to the Bellevue that's across the lake from Seattle. ;)

      Create four way stops? Have you seen those circular gadgets they have? Quite a few Seattle neighborhoods have them... There's also one off I90, the Lake Sammammish exit, actually, and it works really really fuckin' well. Four way stop is just another opportunity for an impatient driver to scream through an intersection where they should be pausing instead. Keep traffic moving, that's the way to keep people alive.

      I agree that adding time for pedestrians to cross when no turns are allowed is great, and all the working crosswalk buttons in the area I've seen seem to do exactly that.

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    15. Re:Could be even worse by tap · · Score: 1
      It just makes good sense to try to stop cars as little as possible
      Said like someone who is always in a car. You might as well say, "It just makes sense that I am more important than anyone else."

      Who's fault is it that cars kill people and pedestrians don't? It's the fault of the person who decided they wanted two tons of steel to travel in, isn't it? So you want to reward the person who decided to use the most dangerous means of transportation by making all others subservient to them?

      Why have traffic lights at all, why not just have the largest vehicle get the right of way? People in cars should have to stop and look both ways at every intersection, to make sure no trucks are coming! It just makes sense that large trucks should never have to stop, and lights should force cars to wait however long it takes to make sure this happens. I bet you wouldn't go for that, would you?

    16. Re:Could be even worse by tap · · Score: 1
      If some people decide that they are so important that they should be able to go 50 mph in a 25 mph zone, and if someone has to die because of their impatience, then so be it, then maybe increased enforcement is needed. Some people need jail time to teach them their impatience isn't woth the lives of others.

      Keeping traffic moving is not they way to keep people alive, and if had read any literature on traffic safety you'd know this. Keeping traffic moving is about maximizing convenience to drivers. It gives you cars moving at high speed with drivers who aren't paying attention to what they are doing. That is what kills people.

      And if you think that roundabout is so great, why don't you try crossing it on foot a few times?

    17. Re:Could be even worse by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Dude, you are so elite. You know what I just absolutely love about Seattle? I just love how everybody tries to take everything as personally as possible and get offended over every thing that is ever said or done.

      I'm not talking about preferential treatment to cars because they're bigger than you. I'm talking about how nimble a car is compared to a human. A human can stop on a dime compared to a car, which frequently takes 25 ft or more to stop. (We're talking most cars. I actually had to measure this when I was doing state inspections in Texas) A human also only weighs 150-200 lbs (much more than that and they're not called 'pedestrians', you know, like half the SEattle population). There are certain fancy physics calculations you can do to determine that a car will cream a person at relatively small speeds, and since a person can stop a hell of a lot quicker and easier than a car, not to mention actual response time, then it makes more sense to have the person stop more than the car and try to keep traffic moving.

      Not that your leet attitude and neo-liberalist viewpoint is going to help much. Apparently I haven't achieve as much status as an armchair city engineer to satisfy your exacting credential requirements.

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    18. Re:Could be even worse by tap · · Score: 1
      Don't like it when you opinion that you're more important than everyone else is challenged? I know your mother said you were special, but that's not what she meant.

      Maybe you know this, maybe you don't, but trucks aren't allowed to use the left most lane on a three lane divided highway. They're also given a 65 mph speed limit instead of 75 mph.

      But trucks are bigger, aren't they? They take longer to stop and do more damage in a collision. So why is that trucks get the lower speed limit and can't use the left lane, instead of cars?

      Do you think that's backward? Shouldn't it be cars that aren't allowed in the left lane so the trucks don't have to slow down? Does your philosophy that the person who chooses the use the largest, most dangerous, least controllable vehicle should get the preferential treatment only apply when it is you with the big end of the stick?

    19. Re:Could be even worse by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Heh. This should be a pretty fun flame war. Your assuming that preferential treatment is what I'm after. Of course, that just makes you an ass.

      I suggested a pragmatic explanation, which you asked for. When you didn't like my explanation, you decided that it was 'preferential treatment'.

      Now, the basis of my explanation was twofold (look it up if you don't understand it):

      1. Humans stop faster than cars
      2. Cars do more damage than humans

      So, of course trucks have lower speed limits than cars. Cars stop faster than trucks. Trucks do more damage than cars. Therefore, the foundation of my explanation holds true, even though you continue to want me to be seeking preferential treatment.

      Note that I haven't offered what I consider an ideal solution, I've only offered explanation for why things are the way they are. Not that you care, you just want to be special. Nor would I expect you to actually ask me what I consider an ideal solution. You didn't exactly start this conversation with any semblance of respect.

      It seems that the entire basis of your argument is that you think pedestrians should get preferential treatment. Why? Why are pedestrians so special? Is it because you're a pedestrian?

      Now, go back through everything I've written and extract just one phrase that demonstrates that I have an (as you put it) opinion that I'm more important than everyone else. Just one, that's all I ask. When you fail to do that, I will go back and demonstrate how I answered your question.

      So why did you even ask the question if you were just going to throw such a tantrum over the answer, anyway?

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    20. Re:Could be even worse by tap · · Score: 1
      You want one statement, here it is again: It just makes good sense to try to stop cars as little as possible

      It only makes sense if you goal is to make things as easy as possible for people in cars, screwing over everyone else.

      Now, the basis of my explanation was twofold (look it up if you don't understand it):

      1.Humans stop faster than cars
      2.Cars do more damage than humans

      So, of course trucks have lower speed limits than cars. Cars stop faster than trucks.
      Trucks do more damage than cars.
      Think about what you've said. Doesn't it follow by your logic that cars should have lower speed limits than people? That cars shouldn't get preferential treatment at intersections?

      Trucks get to use less of the highway because they cause a greater danger, but cars get to use more time at intersections because they cause a greater danger.

      Doesn't seem consistent, does it? Seems like the majority is giving everyone else the shaft, and trying to make up excuses about how it's for their own good, when really they're just trying to make things as nice for themselves as possible no matter what is costs anyone else.

      I suppose you would have told Rosa Parks that her leet attitude and neo-liberalist viewpoint is[n't] going to help much. Except that her case went to the Supreme Court, who ruled that segregation in transportation is unconstitutional. Of course now we don't discriminate overtly on color, but if you're not in a car you get a street where the lights are always red and your safetly takes a back seat to the convenience of drivers.

    21. Re:Could be even worse by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Think about what you've said. Doesn't it follow by your logic that cars should have lower speed limits than people?

      Idiot. If people could move as fast as cars, we wouldn't have cars. They wouldn't have been needed. You know, horses used to have the right of way on streets for the same reasons, it's not like this is anything new.

      Seems like the majority is giving everyone else the shaft (emphasis mine)

      Welcome to our democracy. Good day!

      I suppose you would have told Rosa Parks that her leet attitude and neo-liberalist viewpoint is[n't] going to help much. Except that her case went to the Supreme Court, who ruled that segregation in transportation is unconstitutional.

      Not at all. Rosa Parks was arguing that black people shouldn't be required to sit at the back of the bus. That public busses should provide the same access to everybody, and so forth. Try going to the supreme court with a case about how the rights of humans are being infringed for the sake of the cars. You know what they'll tell you?

      Heh. They'd probably tell you that people have no business walking in streets anyway. They might get hit by a car. You cry safety, and I use safety as the foundation of my argument. Then you cry rights, but this isn't about rights. Maybe you don't think it's fair. Tough shit.

      Here's a guy who sadly demonstrated why people shouldn't be in streets, and why cars are so dangerous to people. I don't think you fully understand the stakes, here. We're talking almost certain death if any car going faster than 30mph hits a human. You want safety? Just walk out into the middle of the street and find out how safe it is out there.

      Crosswalks are a compromise. Would you rather just get rid of all cars and make people walk again?

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    22. Re:Could be even worse by tap · · Score: 1
      Are you too dense to see the contradiction in your supposed logic, or are you just ignoring it on purpose?

      You said trucks have to go slower on the freeway because they do more damage and take longer to stop than cars. But a car does more damage and and takes longer to stop than a bicycle, so why doesn't the car have a slower speed limit?

      Now you say a person in a car gets to go faster because they can and want to go faster. So what if a truck driver can and wants to go 85mph on the freeway, why can't they? Because it's dangerous? But fast moving cars are dangerous too, in fact, they're the greatest cause of accidental death in this country. How come a truck's danger gives it a lower speed limit, but a car's danger doesn't? How come the driver of car's desire to go faster is more important than the safety of other road users, but a truck driver's isn't?

      horses used to have the right of way on streets for the same reasons
      Traffic signals that gave certain travellers an inferiour use of the public roads didn't exist in the time before cars. And horses didn't have the right of way over pedestrians either, but thanks for trying.
      Seems like the majority is giving everyone else the shaft (emphasis mine)
      Welcome to our democracy. Good day!
      And if the white majority of Montgomery Alabama thinks colored folks need to go the back of the bus to make way for them, then that's just democracy too? Sorry, democracy doesn't mean the majority can take away anything they want from the minority.
      We're talking almost certain death if any car going faster than 30mph hits a human.
      So why are cars allowed to go faster than 30mph when pedestrians are around? Because a person in car is so elevated in status that their convenience is worth more than a someone else's life?

      Can I go skeet shooting next door to you? A bullet is very dangerous, almost as dangerous as a car, so you'll need to crawl around on the ground to avoid getting hit. People just don't belong in the same space as bullets, so you'll just need to stay out of my way. I'll compromise with you, you can keep living where you are, but you'll have to lie flat on the ground. If you want to move, it can only be done in the few seconds when I'm reloading. Since the consequences are so great for you, and there are none for me, it just makes sense that it should be your job to stay out of my way. Safety is the foundation of my argument, it's safer for you lie on the ground while I'm skeet shooting over your house. Maybe you don't think it's fair. Tough shit.

    23. Re:Could be even worse by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Dude, you're an idiot. First off, most principalities DO reduce car speed limits when there are pedestrians. They also hand warning signs and so forth. Or can you read street signs? Second, pedestrian travel and automobile travel are dissimilar. THird, in the time before traffic lights, they stuck a human at the corner directing traffic. They were called "Traffic Cops".

      This is a waste of my time, so just fuck off. I'm through with you.

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  42. Time's up! by mrshowtime · · Score: 0

    I have always loved how crosswalk signs never give enough time to even get halfway across the intersection before turning to "Don't Walk."

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    1. Re:Time's up! by back_pages · · Score: 1
      I think the reason for that is that people who are already in the street aren't going to freeze up - they're obviously going to complete the trip across the street. The people who are still on the curb, though, see the "Don't Walk" sign when the other people are halfway across, hopefully preventing them from entering the street just as the traffic light turns green.

      It's like killing an input stream and emptying your buffer so that you have some assurance that you got everything processed before letting someone else share your resources.

      But I'm no urban planner. That's just my best guess.

    2. Re:Time's up! by AlecC · · Score: 1

      Opposite effect round me. I pass a secondary school on the way to work which, quite correctly, has a pedestrian controlled light to stop the traffic as the children (including mine) stream into or out of the school. The timing of the light is obviously set for town-centre use, where little old ladies may wobble slowly across. But this light serves only the secondary school full of healthy teenagers. When they get the green, they flood across in a big wave, crossing the road in less than 50% of the time the green is on. We the have to sit there for what feels like forever while the crossing in front of us is empty.

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  43. Elevator close door buttons by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1
    My apartment complex's elevators hold the doors open for a long time, far longer than any other elevator I've ever used. This wouldn't irritate me so much except that the Close Doors button doesn't do anything. It doesn't matter if you push the button or not, the doors will close when they're damn well good and ready.

    Stupid elevator.

    1. Re:Elevator close door buttons by josecanuc · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think the reason that there is even a "Door Close" button on elevators is for the firefighters to gain full control of the elevator.

      If you notice in elevators (at least in the U.S.) there is a keyslot where you can switch the elevator from Normal to Off or Fire mode. In Fire mode, the elevator doors don't open until you press the door-open button and they don't close until you press the door-close button.

      So, the door close button doesn't normally work, but it's there for a reason.

    2. Re:Elevator close door buttons by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      Isn't an evelator one of the last places someone would want to be in a fire situation?

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    3. Re:Elevator close door buttons by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Elevators doors close faster once someone pushes a floor button. Not the door close button, but a floor button. Try it and find out. If you just stand in an elevator and don't press a floor, it will sit there waiting for someone to get in. This is why I always push a floor button, even if it is already pressed. It has nothing to do with psychological factors.

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    4. Re:Elevator close door buttons by Politburo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've seen so many different things on the elevator buttons. What everyone is failing to consider is that there are different models and makes of elevator! Hitting the door close button in Elevator A may do nothing, but in Elevator B, it may work. What people are also failing to consider is that the door close button is simply broken. That is not the type of error that is likely to be fixed.

    5. Re:Elevator close door buttons by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Elevators doors close faster once someone pushes a floor button. Not the door close button, but a floor button. Try it and find out. If you just stand in an elevator and don't press a floor, it will sit there waiting for someone to get in. This is why I always push a floor button, even if it is already pressed. It has nothing to do with psychological factors.

      The Door Close button should have the same effect in that case.

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    6. Re:Elevator close door buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The A personality type sindrome

      This disease is transmited trough the "Door Close" button on elevators, when some infected "A personality type individual" pressed the button with his finger, leaving germs on the button, which will be caugh by the next in-a-hurry "A personality type individual" who presses the button

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    7. Re:Elevator close door buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, there is a good reason elevators have a Close Door button. If you look closer at the panel, there is a key switch labelled Service with two positions: Normal and Individual. The Individual mode is used for moving, and the doors don't close automatically, even if you select a floor. You have to hold the Close button until the doors are done closing. Now, why don't they just make it so the door closes as soon as you select a floor, I don't know, probably some hold-over from old elevator designs, and people are used to it.

    8. Re:Elevator close door buttons by Wilk4 · · Score: 1

      for most people, yes, you should avoid the elevators. I've heard that common buttons can activate based on heat, so, as you go down the doors might open at all the floors where there is fire... which would be fairly painful. plus, in really bad fires, the elevators can malfunction, or power can go off, sticking you there... or the shafts can act as chimneys. The firemen can use them when necessary since they put in a key that gives them total control over the elevator and where and when the doors open, etc.

  44. how to drive the visually impaired community crazy by RaymondRuptime · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My wife is an orientation and mobility (O&M) instructor, teaching independent travel skills to the blind and visually impaired. A specific task is to teach them how to navigate through cities and make safe intersection crossings. This is the sort of thing that can make O&M people and their clients crazy: "When you reach this intersection, go to the right and find the pedestrian signal activation button. Not that it matters."

  45. some news... by ctk76 · · Score: 1

    here in nyc, i don't think anybody thought those buttons worked for at least last 20 years. and that's about as far as my memory goes.

  46. I love old time mechanical crosswalk setups by MajorDick · · Score: 4, Funny

    There was in town, until just a few years ago a fairly busy intersection that had a crosswalk and a very old button setup, it would when pressed within 5 or so seconds change the light, and would continue to as long as it was pressed, when we were kid we used to hold traffic up just for the fun of it, but at other times, you could time cars, press the button and watch them schreech to a halt.

  47. We knew it all along ... by gordguide · · Score: 2, Funny

    That either traffic engineers are mismanaging traffic, or city councils can be talked into anything, or reporters are morons.

    From the San Mateo article linked in the story:
    " ... "The city should also consider looking in audio crossing signals for the hearing impaired ..." Victor said. ..."

    What's next? Traffic lights for the blind?

  48. Sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kind of like the United States voting system. Hell the entire interface between the people and the government. Corporations are the only entities that have access to the real buttons.

    1. Re:Sounds familiar by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Funny I voted for GW Bush, and he was elected. Just because your candidate didn't win, doesn't mean the system doesn't work. I didn't blame the "evil" system when Clinton won.

  49. or... by uptownguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like Ctrl-Alt-Delete for the general public! ;)

    ...or voting...?

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      ...or voting...?

      Not exactly. See, generally the error occurs before you ctrl-alt-delete...

  50. Audio??? by cuban321 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    From the San Mateo Article:<br>
    <br>
    <i>"The city should also consider looking in audio crossing signals for the hearing impaired"</i><br>
    <br>
    Audio signals for the <u>hearing</u> impaired? Why not just say there is an audio signal? Audio signals for the hearing impaired can be just as useless as the button itself!

  51. I hit the elevator button a lot by quantax · · Score: 1

    In my apt building (I live in NYC), the elevators are about 60 years old, and theres 3 of them. Each has their own 'personality', such as the left one which when opening makes a loud metal-on-metal screetch/bang, or the center elevator which ALWAYS gets off 1 floor below the one you hit and then thinks it has hit your floor so moves onto whatever anyone else has pressed. The right one is usually 'normal' except when it fails; id say on average each car fails 2 - 3 times a year. So yes, I hit the button a couple times, since these old-doddering elevators need to be reminded quite often of where you want them to take you.

    On a seperate note, I've never seen anyone hit the traffic buttons, and the walk-signs are merely a formality; its not like people actually pay attention to them when walking across the street. Most NYC'ers use the following logic for crossing the street: Is there a car coming? If so, can I cross without getting hit? If its ok, walk.

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  52. Even more fun by Phs2501 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Even more fun and games can be had when trying to ride your bicycle where there are car-and-button activated lights. Since you're riding your bicycle on the street like you should, and not the sidewalk, you can't hit the pedestrian button to make the lights change. But since you're on the side of the street you're not in the right place to set off the car sensing loop, and your bike doesn't have enough metal to make it go anyway.

    So you wind up having to get off the bike, walk to the pedestrian button, hit it, get back on, and wait. Given this, I wish everything worked like New York in this regard.

    1. Re:Even more fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dangerous to pretend a bicycle is a car.

    2. Re:Even more fun by Phs2501 · · Score: 2, Informative
      > Dangerous to pretend a bicycle is a car.

      Generally, it's the law that it is a car. It's not pretending. It's also generally illegal to ride on the sidewalk - that's really dangerous to pedestrians.

      See the Chicago Municipal Bicycle Code if you don't believe me.

      The bicyclists on the road who are putting themselves in danger are the ones who don't follow all of the traffic signals like a car, or ride at night without a headlight and taillight.

    3. Re:Even more fun by bpiltz · · Score: 1

      A recent article in the Seattle PI said that car sensors at intersections were sensitive enough to pick up bikes. Cyclists who noticed an unresponsive intersection wers asked to report it.

      See:
      http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/transportati on/13854 0_getx08.html

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  53. Button, button by Atario · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's my understanding that the "Close Door" buttons on elevators only exist for the same reason, and they don't do anything.
    Use enough elevators and you find every conceivable algorithmic configuration. I've used some where the Close Door doesn't work, and others where it clearly does.

    In fact, in the building where I work now, there are two banks of elevators: one for the lower half of the building and another for the upper half (plus ground floor). They all look identical, and so one would think they were. Not so. The lower ones are not only much slower, but also have ineffective Close Door buttons. What possible thinking could be behind this, I don't know.
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  54. Did you know it's an offence in the UK? by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 3, Funny

    To press the pedestrian buttons as you walk past...







    ... I can't help it!




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    1. Re:Did you know it's an offence in the UK? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      True, it's one of the few offences (treason and sheep-worrying being the others) that can still theoretically attract the death penalty.

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  55. Government is actually trying to save money by Linuxathome · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, according to the article, those buttons aren't taken down in an effort to SAVE money, not waste it. At one point in time they did work, but because of the changes in technology (i.e. changes for emergency vehicles) and traffic patterns, these buttons turned out to be more a hassle then a benefit. But at least they do provide a somewhat "placebo" effect; that is, I am more likely to stay put at that corner on the off-chance that it does work rather than hastily trying to cross against traffic, thereby jeopardizing myself and oncoming traffic.

    1. Re:Government is actually trying to save money by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well said - and apparently, office thermostats are quite often placebos, too. So much for that coworker who constantly fiddles with the controls...

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    2. Re:Government is actually trying to save money by Talez · · Score: 1

      If he's constantly fiddling with the controls wouldn't that mean that said coworker has noticed something is up and is wondering why the hell the temperature isn't changing?

  56. here in miami... by Wolface · · Score: 0

    Doesn't matter anymore. No one cares about the green, yellow or that red light. you see tourists pressing the button and miamians crossing whenever they feel like to.

  57. Audio?? by cuban321 · · Score: 1

    From the San Mateo Article:

    "The city should also consider looking in audio crossing signals for the hearing impaired"

    Audio signals for the hearing impaired? Why not just say there is an audio signal? Audio signals for the hearing impaired can be just as useless as the button itself!

  58. This is not news by treat · · Score: 2, Informative

    Everyone in New York knows this. Everyone in the area knows that they have a good chance of working in most places but they don't do anything in the city.

    This is not news. This is "guide to New York for tourists from Idaho".

  59. Doesn't really matter... by waytoomuchcoffee · · Score: 1

    As long as SOME of them are still working, you need to push the damn thing anyway, unless you know for certain that your particular one is deactivated.

  60. This is news to people? by drmike0099 · · Score: 1

    I lived in NYC for four years about six years ago, and I never even bothered to hit the button. All it did was expose me to tourist germs residing on the button. Everyone who lived there knew that they didn't work.

    However, there is a big psychological component, and I've even found myself jamming on the button in frustration, mostly to have something to do (it's more socially acceptable than punching the guy standing next to you). Very similar to hitting the door close button on most elevators, or pulling onto the sensor pads at intersections during rush hour. Whether you like it or not, you are being ignored all the time...

  61. OT - your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't that be preceding?

  62. Around Here... by temojen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In Nanaimo, BC, Canada, the crosswalk buttons work... kinda.

    Except for crosswalks (where there is no cross street), all the buttons do is turn on the walk signal when the light turns green. They don't change the timing any. Thanks a lot, public works, I could've figured it out myself.

    To make matters more interesting, one of the crosswalks takes so long to change that whoever pressed the button has usually jaywalked by the time it changes.

    1. Re:Around Here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've noticed that. They are exactly the same in most other cities in BC I have visited. I never understood why the walk sign just doesn't come on automatically.

      Which intersection takes so long to change? The only ones I know of are the ones on Highway 19. 19A tends to be quite nice.

    2. Re:Around Here... by temojen · · Score: 1
      Which intersection takes so long to change?

      The Crosswalk across the highway between china steps and harbour park mall.

  63. start spreading the news... by segment · · Score: 4, Informative
    As a native NY'er (29+ yrs), I've known for the longest those buttons don't work, and I'm almost sure every NY'er knows the same too. Hell half of those red fire department boxes don't even work the city knows and hasn't done anything about those, so little attention will be paid to those funky looking buttons.

    Now on the flip side of things, for those who live in the boroughs, Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx, SI, if you take a good old trip to city hall and the places where the money is flowing what do you find? Operating buttons, clean streets, subways with bathrooms, and spikes to keep those pigeons from pooping all over the place. The boroughs... What are you kidding?

    1. Re:start spreading the news... by mlrtime · · Score: 1

      Manhattan is a borough btw, just didn't sound clear from that post.

    2. Re:start spreading the news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subways with bathrooms? I only lived in NYC for 2 years, but I happen to know that there are a grand total of zero bathrooms in the NYC subway system, boros or no.

      Clean streets? You must be thinking of some alt-reality NYC, or maybe "clean" means "can see some pavement" to you?

    3. Re:start spreading the news... by bjb · · Score: 1

      In some stations, you can see where the bathrooms used to be. They only existed in the stations, NOT the trains themselves. They have been long closed (late 60's, I think) and were either turned into storage closets or in some cases a window was created and they became newspaper stands.

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  64. You don't use many crosswalks, do you? by Atario · · Score: 1

    Some just give "walk" with every cycle (usually these have no buttons), others will never give you a "walk" unless you press the button.

    However, it's no mystery why the buttons that do nothing never get discovered. To find out, you'd have watch without pressing (and keeping anyone else from pressing as well) for a complete cycle to see if it gives "walk" anyway. Meanwhile, you're clearly trying to get somewhere (why else wait at a crosswalk?) -- who has the time? Who wants to take the chance? Just press the button already! You're waiting for the signal, you got sup'm better to do?

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    1. Re:You don't use many crosswalks, do you? by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      This happens accidentally when me and x hapless pedestrians find themselves at an intersection and the light. doesn't. change.

      We stand there, we look at the sky. Look at surrounding buildings. Look at the passing cars. Hold our coats tightly around ourselves, and after awhile, maybe look at each other and smile. And that's about when I ask, as one of the more recent arrivals, if anyone had actually pressed the button.

  65. make them do something by t_allardyce · · Score: 4, Funny

    So let me get this straight, there is a collection of buttons around New York city that are not connected to anything, and are waiting for some enterprising geek to hack into something useful... What are we waiting for??

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  66. Re:Offtopic hardware question for experts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depending on your cpu you most probably won't be able to run at one or the other.

    The speed of the ram though isn't an exact - it's just what it's guaranteed to do. Your pc100 (if it's reasonable quality) may well run at 133. On the other hand, your pc133 will almost certainly be fine on a 100mhz bus.

    If it DOES come down to a choice, I'd go with the 256@133fsb.

  67. Vindication! by LiberalApplication · · Score: 2, Funny
    See now, there is an unnecessary association between rational thought/analysis and paranoia/cynicism. I've been telling my peers for years that there's no way that those silly little buttons could be functional in an urban (NYC, at that) setting, and that if anything, there have got to be more advanced systems manipulating those blinky lights.

    What did I get? Years of mockery and ridicule. Well HA! SEE? I'M NOT PARANOID!!! ALL OF YOU, YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS PARANOID BUT I'M NOT!!! YOU THINK I'M CRAZY DON'T YOU? ANSWER ME DAMM...

    ...but jokes aside, I just want to say, "I told you so"

  68. Sniglet by apoplectic · · Score: 1

    There's actually a sniglet for the act of pressing an elevator button more than once: electrodigitation.

  69. It figures by Kohath · · Score: 2, Funny

    The buttons on the deer xing signs in Wisconsin are like that too.

  70. Re: Crosswalks for the blind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I live (college town), we have audio crossing signals for the blind. They are actually kinda nice, as you don't have to stare stupidly at the signal waiting for it to change. You can just chill and wait for the shrill beeping instead...

    As far as their intended use, I've never seen a blind person crossing the street alone..

    MilesTeg

  71. Audible by Malicious · · Score: 1
    I like the buttons that have a sign: "Push Button for Audible Signal Only"
    What follows is the chirping meant to allow the blind to find their way across.

    Every day, I hear that damned thing chirping away, with not a blind person for 100km. Some asshat has pushed the button anyway, hoping it will work. Apparently they can't read.
    What I want to know, is how is a blind person supposed to read the sign, let alone find the button.

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  72. And in Paris... by Kinniken · · Score: 4, Funny

    In England, we have these gutless pedestrian crossings which are too scared to stop traffic if they detect cars approaching, so they wait until there's no traffic around and only then activate the pedestrian sequence.

    Cowardly brits!
    In Paris, many pedestrians seems to think it's shameful to cross if there are not cars coming from both directions, the faster the better! :p

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    1. Re:And in Paris... by delphi125 · · Score: 5, Funny
      In Paris, many pedestrians seems to think it's shameful to cross if there are not cars coming from both directions

      So the Frogs play Frogger?

  73. Ellen Degeneres on elevators by Atario · · Score: 3, Funny
    "We always do this: we walk up to an elevator, someone's already there, they're waiting, they've pushed the button, the button is lit. We walk up and push the button, thinking, 'Obviously you didn't push it correctly. I'll have to push it myself. NOW the elevator will come.' Then someone else walks up and they push the button again. Suddenly you're offended. You want to say, 'You idiot, I pushed it, he pushed it.' Then to the original pusher, 'Can you believe people?'"
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  74. Re:pedestrians obey Laws? by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1
    "most of us just dodge between cars."

    This is BTW, why so many lemmings get hit by motorbikes in London. "Hmm, yes the cars are stopped so all the traffic must be stopped". You can almost see the realisation of just how wrong they are dawning as quarter of a tonne of pointy steel barrels towards them up on it's front wheel.

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  75. It's official by maztuhblastah · · Score: 1

    It's official, there is no more news in the world. Traffic button status...come on! There has got to be something more interesting then that...

    Then again (clicks links to story)

    1. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again (clicks links to story)

      You're new here, aren't you?

  76. I don't get it... by slayer99 · · Score: 1


    Where does this story fit into either of the requisite categorys "new for nerds" and, indeed, "stuff that matter"? :)

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  77. Try explaining this to midwesterners by pympdaddyc · · Score: 1

    Anyone who lives in the NY/NJ area already knows that the buttons don't do anything. An interesting side effect is that people from other parts of the country (especially the midwest), whether through disbelief or habit, use them anyway. Needless to say it drives people like me bonkers.

    Don't even get my started on "Walk/Don't Walk" signs. It took me a year to convince my Idaho friend that yes they don't work correctly and no it's never going to get fixed, so for the love of God just cross the street and stop standing on the corner like an idiot.

  78. You've never been to NYC, have you? by YellowElf · · Score: 1

    *Almost*all* the crosswalks in NYC sport buttons. Almost none of them work (I haven't actually tested most of them though), because you can tell that the time that it takes for a WALK to show doesn't change when you press the button or don't. (As I stated in a previous reply to this story,) almost all traffic lights in NYC are timed and don't vary based on traffic conditions, like other areas of the country. They may vary based on time of day and even day of week, but I do an awful lot of stopping for nobody at red lights when I drive at 2 AM.

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  79. Straight dope on pedestrian buttons by Avumede · · Score: 3, Informative

    Cecil Adams has the Straight Dope on what these things do when they work.

    On the subject of the second article, I live in downtown San Mateo myself, and am surprised that so many buttons are non-operative. But some that I use do indeed provide a longer time to cross. They also will give you the walk signal, while if you don't press the button, you don't get it. So many of these buttons in downtown San Mateo do actually do something. My guess is that most of the downtown ones don't do anything, but the ones along El Camino Real (one side of downtown) do actually work.

  80. I love those, especially if I'm driving by Atario · · Score: 1

    The countdown helps you drive as well -- you can see if there's any chance at all you'll make it before the red, or if you can just relax. This alleviates the normal situation: extra acceleration while saying "stay green, stay green" only to be cut off with an extra-hard braking maneuver while saying "awww!".

    Also, I believe the beeps are to assist the blind.

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  81. SLC? by Kohath · · Score: 1

    Southern Lunar Colony?

    I'm not sure you're hear the beeping.

    1. Re:SLC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Salt Lake City

  82. Many still work by LoisMustDie · · Score: 1

    Many of these buttons around the country still work, and it has little to do with computer control. The difference is whether the signal is actuated by traffic, or is nonactuated. Signal coordinated with their neighbors to move bands of traffic along a corridor without stopping are running in a (mostly) nonactuated mode along the main street. Some schemes for central control of the timing depend on causing the pedestrian signals to operate every time. Isolated signals, however, probably will not give you a WALK indication unless you push the button. Signals using more modern coordination schemes do not require the pedestrian signals to cycle continuously. It is configurable. The remark about computer-controlled traffic signals means little, as coordinated signal systems predated the use of computers in traffic control, and these systems depended on the pedestrian cycle for timing. Computers just make the whole system more efficient by allowing for more or less real-time feedback.

  83. In my best Daffy Duck: by Atario · · Score: 1

    "Philistine."

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  84. All the News that is Fit to Print by ioexcptn · · Score: 1

    ...and this is news? Thank you Capt. Obvious.

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  85. This is not news to any nerd... by Harlow_B_Ashur · · Score: 1

    and obiviously it doesn't matter!

  86. Also gets you to a different load-sharing box by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    I've actually found a similar trick that does work. Sometimes a connection will stall and hold up the whole works. Refesh will unlock that and redraw the screen, sometimes is seconds (after waiting minutes). The problem is, that if it stalled because the server is slow, reload drops the cache and can make things worse. I just click on the URL window and hit enter. That closes all the connections and restarts with whatever didn't complete. It works.

    It will also select a server randomly on a load-balancing system. If you were on one that had gotten hung or slowed by large downloads, you're likely to hit a different one the next time.

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  87. Cleveland, Ohio, and elevators by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In Cleveland, a large number of crossing signals are synchronized with the stoplights, which are timed, and there's no walk button at all. I know of at least one walk button, however, whose behavior is rather strange: If someone pushes the button, then a period of time goes by, the light changes, and the walk sign illuminates. If nobody pushes the button, then eventually the light will change, but the don't walk sign stays lit. Evidently, you're jaywalking unless you push the button, even if the light changes to be in your favor!

    On a related note, ever notice how the "door close" button in most elevators does absolutely nothing? The button in the elevator where I work actually does function properly, letting you send yourself on your way about 6 seconds more quickly than without. If you're standing right by the panel, but you don't push the button - which everyone in the building knows will get you there sooner - everyone else starts shifting around uncomfortably, waiting for you to hurry up and push it. (I've actually seen one professor push the door open in an effort to squeeze another 15ms or so out of it!) But in the next building over, you can pound on the button, hold it in, kick it, or whatever, and the door doesn't close any faster than usual.

    1. Re:Cleveland, Ohio, and elevators by bug-eyed+monster · · Score: 1

      If someone pushes the button, then a period of time goes by, the light changes, and the walk sign illuminates. If nobody pushes the button, then eventually the light will change, but the don't walk sign stays lit. Evidently, you're jaywalking unless you push the button, even if the light changes to be in your favor!

      I see this behavior quite often here in Canada, usually when crossing a wide major street in the direction of a secondary street. If the button is not pushed, the light stays green just long enough for 2-3 cars from the secondary road to cross. If the button is pushed, the light stays green much longer, allowing time for slow-moving pedestrians to cross as well.

  88. Dumb chirping signals by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 4, Funny
    I heard this funny story about those dumb chirping signals. Here it is:

    A friend from Vermont came to visit last week. When he heard the signal chirping, he asked me what it was for. I expained that the signal chirps so that blind people will know when the signal changes. He said, "Wow, that's awfully odd. In Vermont, we don't let blind people drive!"

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  89. How is this in any way new? by edwardd · · Score: 1

    I have been a New York City resident for 36 years, and I have NEVER seen any of them work. We call them 'placebo buttons', and I'm actually surprised when I travel to someplace where they do work.

  90. What they really do by hwestiii · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had for years misunderstood just what cross walk buttons do until I actually worked in traffic engineering. Pedestrian buttons essentially do the same thing for pedestrian cross-walks that the in-road detectors do for automobiles: they tell the local traffic light controller that there is a pedestrian waiting to use the cross walk and that the pedestrian phase in the traffic signals timing plan should be used during the next cycle.

    If no pedestrian is present at the cross walk and the button is not hit, that plan will not be used and as a result the timing of the lights during the next cycle will be somewhat different than if a pedestrian were present.

    There does seem to be an informal sense among pedestrians that pressing the button should cause the ped signal to activate sooner, since they are there and requesting service, but that is not the case. The only thing pressing the button changes is whether that special ped phase cycle is used or not.

    The real need for the buttons in the first place is that, while most contemporary vehicle detection schemes are based on the electromagnetic properties of automobiles, most normal pedestrians are not constructed of massive chunks of ferrous metals and so have little effect on these devices. A car announces its presence simply by being there, a human being must make a little extra effort to push a button.

    What I get from the headline (I'll read the article after I've submitted my uninformed opinion) is that there may really be no need for those buttons in the first place. A place like New York is likely to have such massive pedestrian activity in the first place, that the buttons themselves are redundant, since nearly every signal cycle is likely to require an active pedestrian phase to serve that volume. Ped crossing buttons may be as useful in NYC as they would be on an interstate highway in the middle of Nevada, but for opposite reasons.

    1. Re:What they really do by toast0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There does seem to be an informal sense among pedestrians that pressing the button should cause the ped signal to activate sooner, since they are there and requesting service, but that is not the case. The only thing pressing the button changes is whether that special ped phase cycle is used or not.

      I think it's a reasonably fair expectation, as long as the intersection falls into the first two categories (which is most of the intersections I walk at, but wouldn't be the case for most intersections in a downtown setting)

      The intersections I tend to use fall into several categories:

      1) There is minimal traffic in the direction I cross in, thus pushing the button gives instant satisfaction, since the primary direction has had plenty of time to go anyhow.

      2) The primary direction of traffic is in the direction I cross. Some of these intersections will change the the signal to walk without waiting for a red, others I just walk through against the don't walk, cause it's safe.

      3) Both directions have heavy traffic, and the button only makes sure I have enough time to walk across, oh well. Many of these intersections don't even have buttons, since as you noted they're not necessary, either there is enough pedestrian volume, or the cycle is long enough for pedestrians anyhow.

      4) I'm crossing a major thoroughfare, which has a long green time, so I tend to get the fuzzy end of the lollypop, unless i get lucky with timing.

    2. Re:What they really do by Piquan · · Score: 1

      and that the pedestrian phase in the traffic signals timing plan should be used during the next cycle.

      What's the difference between the ped phase and a normal phase?

    3. Re:What they really do by hwestiii · · Score: 2, Informative

      A ped phase, because of the much slower speed of a human being relative to a car, can actually be longer than if there were no pedestrians.

      A lot of intersections have traffic sensitive cycles, such that once the control hardware is "aware" that there is no more vehicle traffic in the direction of the green, it will automatically terminate that phase (by bringing up yellow and then red) and bring up green for the traffic on the intersecting street.

      Most pedestrian phases are timed presuming that humans travel at about 2.5 feet per second, and the "don't walk" phase is usually determined by dividing the width of the street by that number to permit a person just stepping into the cross-walk to make it all the way across in time. So presuming 10-15 seconds of ped-green to get things started and 20 to 30 seconds of "don't walk" time at a 50 foot crossing, the full ped phase time can be up to 45 seconds.

      Without pedestrians, the cycle could be much shorter if there were little or no vehicular traffic present. Usually, a pedestrian phase will run for the longest duration permitted at a given intersection.

  91. Wonder if they use light signals for the blind.... by Spaztiq · · Score: 1

    Quote from the San Mateo article: "The city should also consider looking in audio crossing signals for the hearing impaired" Gonna be a lot of deaf people waiting around on street corners to hear that magical chime....

  92. nothing new by prockcore · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This isn't really news. When I was in highschool (over 10 years ago) we refered to the crosswalk buttons as "Idiot buttons", because they didn't actually do anything, and you look like an idiot pushing a button instead of just waiting for the light to change.

  93. Some elevator buttons actually DO help. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Informative

    "same reason why people press the elevator button more than once.

    And the same reason people press the reload or submit button more than once... When things don't show any evidence that they're doing what they're supposed to do.


    Some elevator call buttons actually do help.

    On many elevators (especially Otis), especially older ones, holding down a button in the car shortens or ends the delay before closing the door to move on to another floor. This was apparently done so that once people had entered the car and selected a floor the elevator wouldn't hang around uselessly.

    Older elevators often saved on hardware by wiring the floor call buttons in parallel with the car buttons. So holding down a call button did speed up the car, by making it spend less time at other floors.

    Newer, computer-driven, elevators don't usually do the door algorithm properly, even with respect to the buttons in the car. (Apparently the people who wrote some of the programs didn't research the older designs, but wrote it from scratch based on what they thought an elevator should do. Thus the elevators' algorithms are often less effective and more annoying than the older, relay-driven devices.)

    Something like BART's railroad car designs. B-)

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    1. Re:Some elevator buttons actually DO help. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently the people who wrote some of the programs didn't research the older designs, but wrote it from scratch based on what they thought an elevator should do.

      What BS! Next you'll be saying that some of nerds here don't RTFA but write comments based on what they think the article is about.

    2. Re:Some elevator buttons actually DO help. by Piquan · · Score: 1

      The fella that installed our elevator told a cow-orker that holding down the button does make it close the door sooner. I haven't noticed a difference, but I never did a real test.

      These are modern elevators; the buildings are only about three years old.

  94. This is a surprise? by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I think that in most places it's been this way for a good long while, heck in th erinky dink town that I lived in the buttons haven't worked since the early 1990s (don't really know what they were like in the 80s). I've never really noticed that pushing that button causes anything to happen in regards to traffic.

  95. And conversely... by Stuwee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In Glasgow people seem to be used to the fact that you don't need to press the button. So much so that when it comes to a crossing where you do have to push the button, people just ignore it and will watch the stream of traffic go past them for 5 minutes. Great fun to watch.

  96. Same with CTRL-ALT-DEL in Windows! by InsMonkey · · Score: 1

    That's funny, the same thing happens to me when I try to CTRL-ALT-DEL with Windows... There must be a connection!

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  97. Makes sense... by !Xabbu · · Score: 1

    There are a hell of a lot more people then cars on those streets and if there is to be traffic balance... one must be forced into conformity for the greater good of traffic. Vehicle traffic would be at a horrible standstill if you have pedestrians controlling traffic like that... think of the commerce that would be slowed in a city like that.. eesh.. thank god my TOWN consists of no more then 5-6 traffic lights total..

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  98. Don't Panic buttons by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Funny

    The truth can finally be told: those buttons aren't for speeding up a light change, they're for slowing down tourists. Otherwise, we'd need zambonies cruising the avenues, scraping midwestern roadkill out of the way of productive citizens. Everyone knows that in NYC you don't change things with a pushbutton - you argue at the top of your lungs, or throw money around to confuse the opposition. Now you know why your wallet is missing after a midtown sightseeing walk: the pickpockets get their cut while you gawk upwards at the skyscrapers, as you lean on the buttons waiting for the light to change. Think of it as a toll.

    If you can't jaywalk like an Olympian, stay out of the street. Take a nice cab, and remember to tip at least 20% for the man who's saving your life with every lane change. Now go home where it's safe.

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  99. does not surprise me. by lfourrier · · Score: 0, Redundant

    where I live, I have a lot of time (in fact, each time I'm pedestrian) the urge to make sticker to replace "Pedestrian, press to cross" with the much more true "Pedestrian, press if you have time to lose, it will give you an occupation"

  100. Where is the news ? by felix9x · · Score: 1

    Everybody knew this implicitly. I lived in NYC for many years I have never seen anyone other then maybe kids playing around with one of those things. Anyone who pushes one will see nothing happens.

  101. best roadway invention I've seen by dandelion_wine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    in India and (?!) Quebec: countdown timers. It's not as psycho as it first sounds. People don't race to beat the timer. It just chills. everyone. out.

    In India they're for the cars. No more edging through reds because you don't know when the frig it's gonna change and you wonder if you're hitting the sensor. No, right there in front of you, 15, 14, 13, 12. So also, you can get that thing out of your glove compartment, there's time. Or take a sip of that drink, bite of that sandwich. No surprises. Numbers in red for stops and in white or green for time till the next stop. You still get the yellow, so people don't race -- they have more time to gradually increase speed if they want to make it through.

    In Quebec, it's for the pedestrians. Not nearly as useful IMHO. Cars can look crosswise to see how much time the pedestrians have left, but it's aimed at the pedestrians, to tell them how much time they've got. Doesn't stop people from wandering across with no time left, I've noticed.

    The Indian version is the best thing I've seen. Cuts out all of the guesswork and most of the tension and cause for accidents at intersections. Genius. Of course, they're only at super busy intersections.

    They also have the #2 best thing I've seen. Across the red lense of traffic lights at the busiest intersections is printed the capitals R E L A X. No foolin.

    1. Re:best roadway invention I've seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have those in a growing number of places... I've found them in many of the most crowded intersections in Boston and NY , and I seem to recall seeing them everywhere in San Francisco

      And this article makes perfect sense... the buttons aren't going to do anything if the lights cycle between the major/minor streets due to traffic anyway, but spending millions to remove little boxes all over the place isn't really a useful use of money

      Oh, and - I've seen elevator close door buttons work, it's only on elevators where the time the doors stay open is set really high, and pressing it usually causes them to close within a couple seconds, opposed to 5-10 seconds normally... most elevator doors close fast enough anyway that you won't notice the difference, though

    2. Re:best roadway invention I've seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also have the #2 best thing I've seen. Across the red lense of traffic lights at the busiest intersections is printed the capitals R E L A X. No foolin.

      The complete sentence is, "Relax, at least you've got a job, unlike the poor American schmuck you took it from!"

    3. Re:best roadway invention I've seen by aCC · · Score: 1

      Same in China (not everywhere, but sometimes even in quite remote cities).

      Very useful, indeed! Especially if the traffic is like India or China.

      aCC

    4. Re:best roadway invention I've seen by tarp · · Score: 1

      Fairfax, VA has countdown timers on the pedestrian signals.

    5. Re:best roadway invention I've seen by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      I've seen the pedestrian-type ones, and they're pretty nice. Most intersections start flashing "don't walk" a few seconds after changing, apparently to give enough time for little old ladies to cross. Unfortunately, it doesn't tell everyone else whether or not they have plenty of time to get across before the light changes. A timer easily viewable by cars and pedestrians and the removal of those useless buttons would be ideal.

  102. Re: Crosswalks for the blind. by gordguide · · Score: 1

    "Where I live (college town), we have audio crossing signals for the blind. They are actually kinda nice, as you don't have to stare stupidly at the signal waiting for it to change. You can just chill and wait for the shrill beeping instead... "

    Of course you do. We have them too (city of 220K; damn near every one is audio aided; you have to go out to the 'burbs to find some that aren't). But it's audio for the blind and lights for the deaf. The reporter quotes a traffic engineer who wants to spend money on audio for the deaf.

  103. Heavily biased statistics by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    The State Farm Danger Index is determined by the number of crashes at various intersections, how many of those crashes involved injury and the severity of those crashes. It is adjusted to account for the percentage of vehicles insured by State Farm in areas where the intersections are located.

    I would surmise there are hundreds if not thousands of intersections in the US that could qualify as the "most dangerous in the country". The intersections in this Top Ten List simply indicate which geographic areas State Farm is dominating.

    Dan East

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    1. Re:Heavily biased statistics by lisadnyc · · Score: 1

      doubt it, more likely, it is because of the low speed of traffic in nyc making each accident less expensive. Cant imagine the last time I was driving on broadway at 40 mph, more like 10-20 max. Could also be that in Plano texas there are many fewer intersections per driver.... Learned to drive in NYC. It definately requires more brain power than driving on a 4 lane freeway 60 mph. No chance to use cruise control for example

  104. No... by The+Tyro · · Score: 1, Insightful

    that's referred to as a "job."

    You can be an amateur and still get paid.

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    1. Re:No... by norsk_hedensk · · Score: 1

      the actual definition of amateur is someone who does not get paid for what they do. a proffesional is someone who DOES get paid for what they do.

    2. Re:No... by cellocgw · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmmm... and here I thought an amateur was someone who used her own home video camera in her bedroom instead of a corporate filming studio. :-)

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  105. Why I liked Japan by ashitaka · · Score: 1

    The Close Door buttons actually work.

    So do pedestrian crossing buttons which after they take effect you are serenaded with some old Japanese tune (Animatrix) or the sounds of tweeting.

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  106. The best reason not to press those buttons.. by lerouxt · · Score: 4, Interesting
  107. Where's the beef? I mean ... by bi_boy · · Score: 1

    What, no-one has blamed it on Microsoft yet? =P

    Anti-"M$" sure aren't as passionate as they used to be ...

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  108. Explanation by Hal+The+Computer · · Score: 5, Informative
    For those of you who've never been to London:

    Most of the crosswalks in London have large block capitals on the road which say either:
    "LOOK LEFT"
    or
    "LOOK RIGHT"
    Whose function is to inform you of the most probable direction of your impending doom.

    Seriously, these things are very useful when everyone is driving on the wrong side of the road.
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    1. Re:Explanation by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Seriously, these things ["look left" signs in London]are very useful when everyone is driving on the wrong side of the road."

      So why don't they have them in countries where people drive on the wrong side of the road?

    2. Re:Explanation by SirKodiak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you think that the American government cares about the safety of foreign nationals, then you clearly haven't been paying attention to the news lately. Take the first time you get clipped by an SUV as your warning.

    3. Re:Explanation by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 2, Funny

      "If you think that the American government cares about the safety of foreign nationals, then you clearly haven't been paying attention to the news lately."

      I'm not planning to visit America. To be honest, I'd feel safer in North Korea.

    4. Re:Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean the "improper" side of the road, don't you mate

    5. Re:Explanation by danila · · Score: 1

      Because in most countries we drive on the right side of the road. Only in the UK and its sattellites they drive on the wrong side.

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    6. Re:Explanation by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Hey at least they're driving on the right side of the car!

      If you're on the right side of the car and right side of the road then you're probably doing something wrong or silly[1]. Goes to show that you can't be right all the time :).

      Seriously tho, in most other countries you might as well look both left and right before you cross a road - coz motorcyclists/cyclists/vehicles etc often don't follow the traffic rules.

      And in some countries where plenty of buildings are under construction (apparently the unofficial "national" bird of Thailand = The Crane ;) ), you probably should look UP and DOWN as well.

      It's a good habit to look both ways even on a one way street. It's statistically more likely that the stupid/arsehole ones try to kill you, rather than the reasonable ones.

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  109. someone who gets paid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So that means George Bush is a Professional President?

    1. Re:someone who gets paid by andreMA · · Score: 1
      So that means George Bush is a Professional President?
      Thanks for the nighmares *sighs*
    2. Re:someone who gets paid by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      He's putting that on his resume as we speak.

    3. Re:someone who gets paid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bush is dum lol

  110. MIT crosswalk on Mass Ave by John3 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This story reminds me of an "urban legend" from my days at MIT (late 70's). The main entrance to MIT was through building 7 which faced Massachusetts Avenue. There was a pedestrian crosswalk with a "Press to walk" button, and that button may or may not have actually worked. The intersection was a very busy thoroughfare, and cars would quite often run the red light which inspired two students to do a traffic study as part of a statistics course.

    After observing the crosswalk for several days and analyzing the pedestrian count, the traffic count, the timing of the lights, and the number of times cars "ran the light", the students determined that your odds of getting hit by a car were less if you crossed at random than if you waited for a "walk" sign.

    As with most urban legends, I doubt the validity of the story but it did make for entertaining conversation while waiting for the light.

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    1. Re:MIT crosswalk on Mass Ave by squarooticus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know about the truth of that story, but there's a related story that IS true.

      My friend Phil (MIT class of '96) was waiting for a "walk" signal at the crosswalk at lobby 7 one time. When the signal finally changed to "walk," he proceeded to walk out into the street, only to have a car screech to a halt next to him. He started pointing furiously at the "walk" light, but noticed that the driver was pointing furiously at the traffic light. Unbelievably, he saw it was green!

      Apparently, the traffic light system was serving up both a walk AND a green at the same time!

      If this wasn't an isolated event, your story may not be an urban legend after all...

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    2. Re:MIT crosswalk on Mass Ave by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that, but at UBC there is a crosswalk where the traffic at a red light/don't walk sign is spare, but there is heavy traffic going alongside and turning right at the green light. So many cars turn right at full tilt the instant the light turns green that it would probably be safer to jaywalk at the red light.

  111. Yes, actually. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well, yes, actually.

    I hate wannabe pedants, I really do. If you're going to play at pedantry, at least get it right.

    In English, the word "professional" has at least two meanings.

    Firstly, it means someone who engages in a "profession" (viz., a skilled discipline) for their livelihood. An "amateur" likewise can mean someone who engages in a "profession," but as a pastime.

    (Indeed, "amateur" also has more than one meaning, at teams to describe someone who is recreationally involved in a skilled discipline and at others to describe someone who performs poorly in that discipline).

    Secondly, it is used to describe someone who is adept at some skilled discipline (e.g., "He plays like a professional!"). In all truth, while this second usage is common, it is subordinate to the first. The important distinguishing characteristic of a "professional" is that the profession is one's livelihood.

    In common usage, you'll find both nearly as frequently. What matters, really, is what the author or speaker intended when she used it. Thus, the grandparent could very well be correct: the author meant "driving, and getting paid for it" not "driving, and doing it well." At the very least, it's a fully acceptable interpretation.

    So, in other words:

    You are wrong.

    Please play again.

    1. Re:Yes, actually. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      From MW Dictionary online:

      2 a : participating for gain or livelihood in an activity or field of endeavor often engaged in by amateurs <a professional golfer>

      Do you drive as an amateur? Does a cab driver drive for gain or livelihood?

      He's a professional. You're a dipshit. Get your rants right.

      See this for the definition

  112. Easy explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are non-standard citizens like the Japanese immigrants during the WWII and the muslims today.

  113. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel bad for you, because not only were you not fp, but you're buried under about 80 other posts and just look really retarded. Aww. Sucks to be you.

  114. Buttons by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

    I live in Orleans, France. A few months ago, I was wandering around downtown, waiting for a light. I looked for a button to hit, because even if it's a placebo, not all of them are, and you never know. Certain intersections can be really annoying to cross if you don't hit the button. I found this odd black box attached to the pole, and found a button on the bottom. Strange, I thought, that it would be on the bottom. Oh well. I pushed it. "You are on the corner of X St. and Y. St.," the voice said. "Ahead is the...." The thing was giving me directions! It wasn't a crosswalk button, but a button for assistance for the blind. "It is now safe to cross." Gah. And I wasn't even alone on the sidewalk at this point, with this thing blaring away at me and everybody wondering why I needed it.

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  115. What is the purpose of those buttons anyway? by serutan · · Score: 1

    I've never understood these things. When I was a kid, in the pre-button 1960's, the Walk signs just turned on when the traffic light turned green, regardless of whether anybody was standing there. With the buttons, the Walk sign turns on when someone is there and doesn't turn on when no one is there, but other than that I don't see the difference. Why the extra hardware?

  116. Emotive computing opportunity by sadangel · · Score: 1

    They may not do anything now, but it seems a great opportunity for emotive computing. Emotive computing tries to tailor the behavior of the system to the emotions of the user. If a computer detects many, random, frustrated key presses or an automatic phone system detects angry yells, it will respond accordingly by asking if the user wants to abort the current program or dropping the angry caller into discussion with a real person(tm). As pedestrians press the button more feverishly, they become more likely to jaywalk, causing risk to themselves and others. It would be in the best interest of safety to increase the priority of the pedestrian walk signal at that point.

    1. Re:Emotive computing opportunity by bpiltz · · Score: 1

      Sirius Cybernetics Corp. should look into this ASAP :-)

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  117. Nothing New by IOOOOOI · · Score: 1

    I was born in '65 in NYC and lived there for 30 years, and I can't remember one of those pedestrian buttons ever working.

  118. D'oh! by dapyx · · Score: 0
    The first time I saw one of these was in Luxemburg. It was a Saturday morning, around 10 AM and there was nobody around. I guess the Luxemburgers like the luxury of getting up late on Saturdays :-).

    Anyway, as an Eastern European in a Western country, I was waiting for the light to change to red for a couple of minutes. It didn't. As there was no car and nobody around, I crossed the street and noticed the button on the other side.

    D'oh! <slaping hand on forehead>

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  119. I thought that this was common knowledge. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    I always assumed that vehicular traffic was more important than pedestrian, so why allow one walker stop the flow of traffic.

    1. Re:I thought that this was common knowledge. by PaperTie · · Score: 1

      The idea is that if you know for a fact there is a pedestrian waiting, you can extend the light so things don't get screwed up while cars wait for the person walking.

  120. Tulsa Rocks by qwertyatwork · · Score: 2, Funny

    5. Tulsa, Okla. 51st Street and Memorial Drive 2000
    6. Tulsa, Okla. 71st Street and Memorial Drive 1995

    WOOHOO in your face NYC! Um, wait. I dont think this is something to brag about.

    1. Re:Tulsa Rocks by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Well, at least Tulsa's on the top ten for something. So they're not complete losers after all.

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  121. Double-clicking elevator buttons by svindler · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean I don't need to double-click the elevator button???

    I hate inconsistent user interfaces between different devices!

  122. Read the whole definition by The+Tyro · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nice try, coward.

    Though to be fair, you're partially right... profession has "at least two meanings," though you conveniently omitted the one that contradicts your little rant. I quote from Websters:

    1 a : of, relating to, or characteristic of a profession b : engaged in one of the learned professions c (1) : characterized by or conforming to the technical or ethical standards of a profession (2) : exhibiting a courteous, conscientious, and generally businesslike manner in the workplace
    2 a : participating for gain or livelihood in an activity or field of endeavor often engaged in by amateurs b : having a particular profession as a permanent career c : engaged in by persons receiving financial return
    3 : following a line of conduct as though it were a profession
    - professionally adverb


    As opposed to "job":

    b : a specific duty, role, or function c : a regular remunerative position

    I'll let you look up remunerative for yourself... but as you can see, you can get paid for either a profession or a job... but as you'll note in the first definition above, a profession often implies far more (specialized knowledge, ethics, etc) than simply getting paid.

    But that's OK, I don't take it personally. If you want, you can keep calling your fast-food job a "profession" if it makes you feel better.

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    1. Re:Read the whole definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From MW Dictionary online:

      2 a : participating for gain or livelihood in an activity or field of endeavor often engaged in by amateurs <a professional golfer>

      Do you drive as an amateur? Does a cab driver drive for gain or livelihood?

      He's a professional. You're a dipshit. Get your rants right.

      See this for the definition

    2. Re:Read the whole definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't quit understand what your stating here. It seems implied from your statements that the definitions have some priority and that if one is contradicted then all the others can not be true.

      Though I wouldn't call them professionals, I would feel comfortable call them professional drivers, since they engage in an activity for pay that most people do unpaid.

    3. Re:Read the whole definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a different AC, but I'll correct you anyway.

      1 a : of, relating to, or characteristic of a profession
      (1) : characterized by or conforming to the technical or ethical standards of a profession
      (2) : exhibiting a courteous, conscientious, and generally businesslike manner in the workplace


      The other lines in your definition all relate strictly to doing it for a livelihood.

      of, relating to, or characteristic of a profession-a lot of people would say professional drivers aren't necessarily excellent drivers, so this doesn't help you any.

      characterized by or conforming to the technical or ethical standards of a profession-cab companies often employ whoever will do an acceptable job cheapest. Conforming to technical standards doesn't mean you're good at something if the standards are low.

      exhibiting a courteous, conscientious, and generally businesslike manner in the workplace-this doesn't have anything to do with skill, but it's true most NYC cab drivers aren't examples of courteousness.

      So your entire argument boils down to saying NYC cab drivers aren't "professional" because they're rude? I suppose you're going to tell us how many pro athletes aren't "professionals" because they're jerks?

      And fast-food would be a "profession" if the workers had to pass state-regulated certifications and licensing the way doctors, lawyers, and cab drivers do. I've never applied for one, so I don't know if McDonalds asks to see your fast-food license before hiring you.

    4. Re:Read the whole definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the original AC, for the record.

      Nice try, coward.

      Nice try?

      Look, you seem to have the impression that "profession" and "job" are mutually exclusive. It's correct to say that a cabbie has both a job and is a "professional driver."

      The point of my post was to debunk your claim that "professional" must relate to skillfulness. This is clearly false. Your handwaving won't make it otherwise.

      But that's OK, I don't take it personally. If you want, you can keep calling your fast-food job a "profession" if it makes you feel better.

      My fast-food job? LOL, yes, the ad hom. -- last resort of fools.

  123. Pressing the elevator buttons twice by repvik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is a simple reason that I press the elevator button when I enter the elevator, even if it's pressed or not. This comes from the simple fact that the elevator closes it's doors faster when I press it.

  124. unlike like the Tube Lifts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Unfortunately there's no consistency on the underground's buttons - in the lifts you actually have to press the button inside the car to make it move (the doors will merrily close though - leaving you with an unexpected non-accelleration.)

    1. Re:unlike like the Tube Lifts by jrumney · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention - usually the buttons to make the Underground lifts work are small and unlabelled. Actually I think the more touristy stations like Earls Court and Covent Garden just run the lifts off a timer, since they always expect to have passengers in them, and the passengers are less likely to be familiar with the unlabelled buttons. The buttons on the carriage doors used to be used in Winter at outdoor stations, but I haven't seen them used the last couple of years at all.

  125. Project Greenlight by Mike+Hicks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is just picking nits, I suppose...

    In Minneapolis, most newer signals don't have push buttons (which can be aggravating when there's little traffic), but they will always light up the "walk" sign. However, most older ones which have the push buttons will not light the "walk" sign unless the button was pushed. Usually, this isn't an issue, since people will just walk when the light is green, but certain problems come up.

    Pedestrians wishing to cross at "T" intersections that are coming from the top of the T to one of the other corners can get stuck at a "don't walk" sign without being able to see if the traffic light is green or not. Also, there can be problems at intersections with left-turn arrows, since pedestrians get into the habit of going against "don't walk" signs when they see green. In this case they can end up walking right into the path of turning cars. Obviously, people paying attention will either wait or at least make sure no cars have their turn signals on, but I think even people accustomed to such intersections let their minds drift from time to time.

    Of course, I think most road and building designers just make awful decisions regarding pedestrians most of the time anyway. I'm sure many college students have cursed their campus's architects since buildings often tend to lie right in the path you want to go. I suppose it's not a big deal in many cases, but some of these buildings are very large and can require quite an excursion to go around. Often, I suppose security is considered to be a big overriding issue, but sometimes things just get to be silly. At least one dorm at the University of Minnesota requires some students to walk about two city blocks inside to get from their rooms to the front doorall other doors are alarmed fire exits. I'm all for promoting exercise, but that's kind of ridiculous, in my opinion.

    Bah, I'm wandering off-topic now...

  126. premium fuel by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Interesting.... I've always looked fairly carefully at the gas pumps because I drive a turbocharged car that pretty much requires premium (92 or 93 octane) gas. Otherwise, not only will it perform poorly, but it runs a risk of spark knock destroying the engine. (Turbos in cars act like artificially increased compression ratios in engines, at least during the time they're actually spooled up and producing "boost". Therefore, you have to run high enough octane fuel to deal with the engine when the turbo is spooled up - not just what it requires when not under much acceleration.)

    I haven't yet seen a pump marked "premium unleaded" that wasn't labeled with a higher octane rating than the pump just marked "unleaded" next to it. I have, however, seen a few stations that don't offer 93 or even 92 octane gas anymore. They simply offer 87 and 89 (the later of which used to be "mid grade").

    1. Re:premium fuel by Talez · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What? They don't offer 93 gas?

      Over here (Perth, Western Australia) the standard unleaded is RON 91 and the premium is at least RON 96 with BP Ultimate having a RON of 98.

      And almost every gas station in our state has premium. You can get BP Ultimate from *ANY* BP gas station.

    2. Re:premium fuel by Superfarstucker · · Score: 2, Informative

      engine knock is the result of premature fuel detonation. Higher octane fuel= harder to burn = eliminates detonation. Turbocharged vehicles have to use high octane fuel because compressing air raises its temperature thus raising intake temps and making it a very good environment for fuel burning before the valve closes completely.

      it's not "good" on your motor but it certainly isn't going to cause it to spontaneously explode. just run like a geo metro.

    3. Re:premium fuel by BlueRibbon · · Score: 1

      Wow... I'm amazed. Here in Portugal (Western Europe), the gas is at minimum 95 octane. The next step is 98 and there's also a company that sells 100 octane gas.
      But the price is way high, 1 liter (95 octane) is almost 1 Euro.

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    4. Re:premium fuel by Luigi30 · · Score: 1

      Down here in Flori-duh we get Regular (89) Plus (91) and Premium (92). Some stations have Regular (88) Regular Plus (90) Plus (91) Premium (92) and Super Premium (93).

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    5. Re:premium fuel by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Interesting! Here in the United States, there seems to be a movement towards eliminating the higher octane fuels. I guess part of it is just simple supply and demand. People want to use whatever gasoline costs the least - and higher octane fuels are more expensive.

      But also, most of the vehicles on our roads are designed/tuned to run fine on 87 octane gasoline. Anything more is unnecessary. The cars that need higher octane are usually either A) high performance sports cars, or B) cars in poor condition with lots of carbon deposit build-ups in the cylinder walls. Sometimes, I think our govt. is trying to squeeze out the use of the "more dangerous and resource consuming" performance cars, and forcing people to get the old cars in poor condition off the roads (or repaired) at the same time. Passing environmental legislation making higher octane fuels cost-prohibitive is one way to accomplish it.

    6. Re:premium fuel by BlueRibbon · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm not absolutely sure, but I think that BP (British Petroleum) states that the higher the level octane the less poluent the gas is.
      It seems that high octane gas is purer (does this word exist?).
      But... can we trust them?

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    7. Re:premium fuel by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Good question... I've always been informed that higher octane fuel polutes more, overall, simply because you get less gas mileage from it.

      (Supposedly, each gallon of gasoline has less actual "energy" in it, because a greater percentage of it is simply additive used to increase the octane rating.)

      Perhaps BP's statement would be correct, if they were achieving a higher octane by purifying the fuel further than lower octane fuels -- but it's my understanding that it's not done that way. I believe they simply mix more chemicals into the fuel to get a given octane rating above whatever it naturally has.

    8. Re:premium fuel by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      There are various methods of calculating "Octane" ratings, here in the states we use a simple average of two methods. Thamks to the wonders of globalization, we can be pretty sure your BP 91 maps to our "regular" 87 octane, and your BP 98 maps to our "ultimate" 93. Not sure where the original poster is, but I've never seen a station without regular and premium; if a grade is missing, its usually the mid grade, to make room foe desiel or some such, because some cars "require" premium, and not having it means customers will drive to the next station. I've also heard of station that pump premium as mid grade, just to deal with lack of underground tank storage.

      Anything else implies either oil companies are needlessly refining Australia's pump gas, or that automotive manufacturers are running radically different engine tunes/compression ratios in Australia. Its a large enough market to justify this, for sure, but I doubt even the magority of cars are so tweaked.

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  127. Crosswalk Buttons by arickster · · Score: 0

    They HAVE Crosswalk buttons in NYC? Surely there are just for the tourists. I've never used on here, no point, just look for your chance and go.

  128. I KNEW IT! -eom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I KNEW IT! -eom

  129. Winnipeg vs. Vancouver by FlyingOrca · · Score: 1

    I noticed a big difference between Winnipeg and Vancouver when I was out on the Wet Coast last month. Those flashing greens are just plain confusing - I'm glad I wasn't driving! Have to agree on the pedestrian corridors in the 'Peg, though, they're great. My Driver Ed. teacher made a point of teaching us to scan both sidewalks when we approached on, just to check whether someone was getting ready to push the button.

    I was in the UK about three months ago, and the most disconcerting thing for me was the fact that vehicles apparently don't have to cede right-of-way to pedestrians at stop signs or uncontrolled intersections. I almost got run down in Liverpool. I was walking along the sidewalk on street A, Buddy stopped his van at the stop sign where side street B ran into street A, I stepped out to cross street B. Buddy didn't like it much and chewed me out proper. Sign me up as another ignorant Canuck abroad, I guess.

    Dandelion Wine, hmmm? Like the band? I must know you...

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    1. Re:Winnipeg vs. Vancouver by dandelion_wine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Backpacked through a half dozen Southeast Asian countries a little while back, and man, the very first thing I learned to learn about each new culture was whether or not traffic yields to pedestrians. One word: Bangkok.

      I almost got run down in Liverpool.

      Glad you made it!

      Dandelion Wine, hmmm? Like the band? I must know you...

      There's a band? Never know.

  130. optical by manon · · Score: 2, Informative

    In Belgium, I've noticed some pedestrian crossings to be equiped with optical sensors.
    That way, if a person is standing at such crossing, things will speed up and the lights will change.
    To bad it doesn't leave us with a button to play with.

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  131. How about dangerous infections? by AllenChristopher · · Score: 1
    And in the bigger scheme of things, he said, it doesn't really matter if people push a working button. "The public is going to get the walk signal regardless," he said. "I guess that's the point. There's no harm in having it at the locations."

    Where disease transmission vectors are concerned, a walk button is rather dangerous. Everyone who comes to the intersection pushes... some just in case the others forgot, others because there's a belief that the computer monitors and responds to the number of pedestrians.

    So as many as forty people hit the same tiny area within a short period of time, then stand about waiting for the light to change. While waiting, they probably relax by rubbing their faces, as people do.

    Bad, bad news. It begs for an epidemiological grad thesis... how many fewer colds might there be for the minor price tag of $1 million to remove the buttons?

    Maybe they could save on that price tag by, instead of removing the buttons and filling in the hole in the post, instead changing the signs to read "Do not press button."

    There ought to be more do not press buttons in life... and eventually people would be tired of pushing it just to see what happens.

  132. Pelican, Puffin, Toucan, Zebra by GQuon · · Score: 1

    OK, I've understood the rules of pedestrian crossings for a while. (I just got the Highway Code from the bookshelf to refresh.) I have allways been puzzled by the names of the crossings (Pelican, Puffin, Toucan, Zebra)
    And reading that site has just DECREASED MY IQ by at least 10 points.
    Pedestrian User Friendly INtelligent Crossings? Time for valium :-D

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  133. Funny crosswalk buttons in Hong Kong by AlphaPB · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Recently in Hong Kong, the government installed strange black and yellow machines at the crosswalks.

    They look like bathroom soap dispensers, but they're made by either Siemens or Philips. As far as I can tell there's no button on it, but on the front plate, there's a three pronged symbol (reminds me of the biohazard symbol, except the circles are further apart).

    These strange machines are replacing the traditional buttons, but I can't figure out how they work. Perhaps some sort of motion detection?

    Tinfoil raving: With the recent introduction of smartcard versions of the mandatory ID cards, and the recent public dissatisfaction towards the government, perhaps the government is looking for a way to keep tabs on its citizens. All the more plausible because almost all citizens carry three important things: their ID card, a cell phone, and an RFID stored-value card (used for public transport, convenience store purchases, etc.). Add to that the fact that Chinese people don't mind being drones under the man, as long as they have the right to make money, and I can totally see this happening in 10 years.

    1. Re:Funny crosswalk buttons in Hong Kong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there are two kinds of these funny black and yellow machines: One kind with the biohazard-like symbol, and the other with a open palm symbol.

      Not suprisingly, pressing on those with the palm symbol actually changes the light...

      Both kinds emit some kind of clicking sound to guide vision-impaired people.

  134. temper temper by The+Tyro · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're a dipshit

    Stop it before I burst into tears.

    Ironically, if you weren't in such a hurry to post that snarky reply, you might have noticed the entire definition that I posted... It's the identical link you are referencing.

    Go home kid... come back when you can argue without sounding like a preschooler.

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    1. Re:temper temper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please shut the fuck up. Both of you faggots are ridiculous.

    2. Re:temper temper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically, if you weren't in such a hurry to post that snarky reply, you might have noticed the entire definition that I posted... It's the identical link you are referencing.

      There is nothing ironic about this situation. The fact that the link was re-posted does nothing to achieve incongruity. Nor is the fact that the reply is snarky or quick. Learn the big words before using them.

      As is appropriate in this thread, the definition:
      1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning -- called also Socratic irony

      2 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance

      3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony

  135. zerg by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

    On 1st St. in Union City, NJ is a horrible horrible 4 way intersection that's absolute madness for anyone trying to navigate it. The crosswalk buttons will either make a 4-way red light for 15 seconds or cycle who gets a green light. It does this immediately, so it's always gratifying to know that my dinky home town kicks more ass than NYC.

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  136. Not working? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I grew up in Brooklyn and discovered at an early age that pressing the buttons didn't actually accomplish anything (beside the excitement of pressing it). So this 'news' is a bit discerning.

    I also remember being in California for the first time standing next to someone pressing the crosswalk button, thinking to myself "what a schmuck"! But low and behold, the button worked! I didn't walk across at that point. Feeling the need to test it myself, I patiently waited for the light to turn red. :)

  137. No actually by rune2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The URL in the story is the placebo since no one actually RTFAs anyway...

  138. Why is everyoen saying its dangerous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spend about 5-10 days a month in NYC, and I didnt even know they had any pushbuttons at all.

    NYC is a heavy foottraffic city, so you never have to wait very long at all for a walk signal, I wouldnt even bother pushing one were it there.

    Just because the pushbuttons dont work doesnt mean the walk signals dont - they work great IMHO - its my favorite city to walk in (Paris close second)...

  139. Double-pressing elevator buttons by swb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think the real reason many people double-press elevator buttons is that many are poorly lighted and don't give a good indication that that have been pressed.

    However, I wish that double pressing an elevtor button *would* have a function -- "disabling" the stop at that floor.

    In our building and I'm sure others, a couple of elevators go to "mystery" floors and hence have more buttons than others, which means that the "user interface" is non-standard across all elevators. Which means that people tend to automatically push the button at grid position x,y where their floor normally is -- leading to frequent empty stops and slow elevator rides.

    A way to unselect a floor would be great and would lead to faster elevator rides and no more empty stops.

    1. Re:Double-pressing elevator buttons by Skavookie · · Score: 1

      I think more frequently it's just people being stupid. They're very good at that, you know.

  140. Email by xluap · · Score: 1

    Email adresses on websites must be placebo's too. In any case, i don't get an answer when i send mail to them.

  141. Some intersections don't have those buttons... by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    On Queens Boulevard there are some better signs.

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  142. Pet theory about elevator control software by dpilot · · Score: 1

    I have this completely unsubstantiated theory about elevator controllers:

    The programmer put a back-door into the software. Tap the button with the right rhythm, no doubt his favorite applicable song, and the elevator comes immediately to that floor.

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  143. The cool thing with elevators... by Grog6 · · Score: 1

    ...Is that once you're inside, Holding the button down of the floor you want to go to, will take you there WITHOUT STOPPING!!!!
    I learned about this in a hospital, of all places, but have learned since, that all elevator controller electronics are set this way by default!!!
    This explains all the times you see the elevator go by your floor without stopping; Someone knows how to hack the system better than you.
    I've never tried holding the call button forever; people look at you so weird when you do that... But it could work in theory.

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  144. Dandelion Wine by FlyingOrca · · Score: 1

    Huh, that's funny. Yeah, Dandelion Wine is a folk/filk band in Winnipeg, and I know all the members (being a folkie musician myself). I was trying to figure which one you might be... Goes to show how wrong you can be. Cheers!

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    1. Re:Dandelion Wine by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      Ok, well I'm also kind of a folkie musician. I'm going to have to try to find out more about these guys! Too bizarre.

    2. Re:Dandelion Wine by FlyingOrca · · Score: 1

      http://www.artbeco.com/dandelionwine/

      (kind of old by the look of the page)

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  145. We have the same system in Santa Monica, CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strange that it's also 15 seconds here in Santa Monica.

    Not that I think human beings are any different in another city, but I'd expect social engineers to finagle some extra consulting work for this --

    Oh well, time to aerate the web server. Then, rotate the SSL certificates. Then, fill out and mail invoices.

  146. Elevator buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I am at the Chicago Auto Show with my impatient nephews and they push the call button on the parking garage elevator a couple of times. This maintenance dude says, "Hey don't do that. It confuses the elevator. I've had to fix the elevator three times today from people pushing the button more than once."

    Got a good chuckle out of that one.

  147. Seems like deactivation has drawbacks by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    This seems like a good idea, but NYC is not the whole world -- and if traffic lights in *some* cities are button operated and *some* automatic, it just creates a difficult situation for everyone.

  148. *click click click click click* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, what doesn't work? I was too busy pressing this button.
    *click click click click click*

  149. No crosswalk light here. by nervous_twitch · · Score: 1

    At the corner near my apartment, the light has one on these... If you press it, it eventually turns the lights red in all 4 directions for about 20 seconds. But the Walk light doesn't come on! They recently replaced the aging pushbutton with a touch sensor. But they didn't fix the walk light!

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  150. Buggy lift controllers by jrumney · · Score: 1
    A lot of lift controllers seem to be buggy these days. In the office building I used to work in there were 3 lift shafts. Two of the lifts would close immediately and proceed to the floor when you pressed the floor button, the other one would sit there for 10 seconds with the doors open first, unless you double-clicked the button, or pressed it seperately three times.

    The lift in my apartment building often goes straight past my floor and cancels the request. The first couple of times, I thought I was daydreaming and had forgotten to call it. It does it when I'm inside the lift too, it can be quite confusing to get into a lift on ground, feel it move, then find yourself on ground again when it stops. I usually take the stairs now.

  151. why? by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why should there be no way to register a walker is waiting when the traffic isn't always busy enough? I like the suggestion of the second story that they are reconnecting the buttons for people like me that walk at night. I don't think buttons should override the traffic control system but they should be taken into account. It's hard enough walking with so many drivers not even bothering to look for crossing pedestrians. I'm hit by cars all the time. No serious injuries yet but I frequently hear of walkers or bikers killed by careless drivers.

    Of course if it was up to me I'd outlaw driving inside the city for non-emergency and non-delivery vehicles. Let people walk, bike, or take public transit. It'd make the city cleaner, people healthier, and increase business for small shops and street venders (not to mention for taxi services, limo services, buses, trains, etc). Probably what I'd actually do is charge tolls frequently (at every intersection with lights?) along the streets for people who didn't have a business pass. So people could still own cars for use of driving outside the city or for their own emergency use.

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  152. Cheep Cheep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    t's so much more exciting than just a 'walk' sign...

    If ya ask me, I say it's for the boids!

  153. Re:Placebo Buttons! by nineoneone · · Score: 0

    Now that explains an awful lot of linux desktops...

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  154. Stockholm cross-walks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know that ticking sound the cross-walks make all the time? In Stockholm (and probably in other major cities also) the volume of the sound is controlled by the sound of the surroundings. So if there is a alot of noise (like heavy traffic), the ticking is quite loud. This has created a sort of challange. You stand beside the pole and scream as loud as you possibly can right. The one who can raise the volume of the tickings win..

  155. not always stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the day I moved into university residence, the only to get a spot on the elevator while heading up from the first floor was to board the car on its way down. If you let it get to the basement, it filled up completely and you couldn't get in when it came back up to 1 on its way up.

  156. If you live in San Francisco check out WalkSF by bottlebrushtree · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you live in San Franciso and are interested in Pedestrian issues (such as stopping sidewalk parking, better crosswalks, getting pedestrian accidents treated more seriously) check out "Walk San Francisco" at walksf.org

    It's a pedestrian advocacy group that is working to make San Francisco a better place to walk. Their web site has lots of links and resources concerning modern crosswalk technology among other things. WalkSF

  157. Thanks by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This whole discussion has developed a life of its own... it's interesting that so many people freely apply and so ardently defend the use of "professional" and "profession." The historical and sociological context behind the term makes for a thought-provoking read.

    This has truly been an interesting discussion, particularly if you look at this issue from a (somewhat outdated) historical sense... meaning the late renaissance definition of profession, referring particularly to the ancient professions of divinity, law, and medicine (and sometimes soldiery). The evolution of that term progressed in the 19th century, to the point that it now includes engineers, architects, teachers (the "teaching profession") etc (and cab drivers, apparently)... but the classical professions were the original prototype.

    Sociologist Geoffrey Millerson wrote a classic book on the topic in the mid-sixties, where he layed out the requirements in his formal definition of "profession": (keep in mind that for some professions, these things go back to antiquity)

    Skill based on theoretical knowledge
    Required training and education
    Competence demonstrated by testing
    Ethical code of conduct
    Altruistic goals
    Professional organization

    Some of this formal sociological definition has survived, and can be noted in Webster's definition of profession... but note how much it has broadened... it's tremendous... we're now to the point that many consider anyone who does something for pay as a "professional" in that field.

    As a member of one of the previously mentioned "classical professions," it's fascinating to me to watch the evolution of the term.

    Thanks to everyone who posted for the interesting thread.

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    1. Re:Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of this formal sociological definition has survived...

      Indeed, "professional" in the renaissance usage was a class distinction. In a move toward classlessness, such antediluvian notions must erode.

  158. Best thing about my building by LauraW · · Score: 1

    At work, they moved my group into a new building a couple months ago. We're a lot more crowded than we used to be (better communication, dontcha know), but at least there's one improvement. The "Close Door" buttons in the elevators actually work!

  159. An interesting story... by PunkusMaxmus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wrote much of the centralized traffic control and communications code for NYC's traffic control system back in the early nineties (a VME-based system using SVR4 UNIX and VxWorks running on 68030 processors which replaced the previous IBM system from the late '60-early'70s.) I recall a story that I heard when I was helping install the system. There was a community in NY complaining about needing to have a crosswalk signalized because people were having difficuly crossing the street. The traffic flow technically didn't require that a signal be installed, but it seemed that it would be politically expendient to do so, so a crosswalk signal was installed. There was evidently quite a bit of outrage when the citizens in the area dicovered it was a push-button activated crosswalk. You see, it turns out this was an Orthodox Jewish community - they couldn't push the button on the Sabbath (religous taboo, for those who don't understand) and thus had even more difficulty crossing to get to the synagogue. (I can't say for sure if the story was true, but it wouldn't be suprising if it was.)

  160. They work in the Bay Area by EvilStein · · Score: 2, Informative

    But it's best to not use them, because 4-6 people are always determined to blow through the red light anyway.

    Just run like hell across the street when you can. It's generally a lot safer.

  161. Application splash screens by chiph · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of splash screens in applications. Their only purpose is to distract the user while lengthy operations are in progress behind the scene. The work has to get done, whether or not the user has pretty pictures to look at, so why not?

    Chip H.

  162. Good night. by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm the original AC, for the record.

    of course you are.

    You should relax... it's good for you. Incidently, I have no problem with people who work fast food, but if you insist on taking that as an insult, then by all means, be insulted... it really doesn't matter to me. My statement was more intended as a commentary on the loosening use of the term "professional."

    The original poster wrote: Of course not as many accidents are going to happen, they're pros.

    Which to me implies a measure of skill... not whether they fit the legal definition of a profession. A subsequent poster (iabervon) made the point that getting paid is what defines a profession... and he's partially right... but that's also the definition of a job, and doesn't begin to tell the whole story behind profession, professionalism, etc. Websters dictionary is just the beginning...

    Also, it's OK that you thread-jacked this discussion into a dictionary fest, because this is slashdot, and we can do that... but the original poster clearly implied professional as a measure of skill, not as a result of a paycheck. Of course job and profession are not mutually exclusive... but getting a paycheck qualifies you for either definition... and you're quite right that professional must not necessarily relate to skillfulness, but like it or not, that is the definition that started this thread.

    As a professional myself, the term implies much more to me than simply getting paid... but that's a thread for another day.

    Thanks for the interesting discussion.

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  163. Inspired traffic design from San Bruno... by Croaker · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the "other" article about San Bruno mentioned in the posting:

    The city should also consider looking in audio crossing signals for the hearing impaired and signs that count down the number of seconds left to cross, Victor said.

    Ah, so in addition to buttons that don't work, we'll give the deaf audio signals they can't hear. Brilliant.

  164. On Planet Boulder you dont need a button by turtleshadow · · Score: 1

    Planet Boulder has probably the most pedestrian friendly setups in all of the West till you hit Seattle.

    The reflective signs throughout the downtown core that say "State law Yield to pedestrians." finally sink into the transplants after the 3rd time someone walks out in front of their car.

    The I like to walk up and hit the flashing signals on Pearl just to make cars stop during rushhour.

    I sure wish Denver had such good setup. Walking downtown is risky especially with the buses and taxis blocking most of the view of crosswalks. The bus may stop but the delivery trucks won't.

  165. IF only the button caused that change by bluGill · · Score: 1

    I've seen traffic lights where pushing the walk button caused the walk light to come on when the light turned green (in the direction you want to cross), and caused the light to stay green a little longer. but the button did nothing to cause the light to change to green, that was controlled by a sensor in the road detecting a car.

    Put it another way, pressing the button has no effect on when the walk sign will light, it only assures that eventually it will light.

    1. Re:IF only the button caused that change by MyHair · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that, too. That pisses me off; what, are they saving electricity by not lighting the white "walk" light? If I walk up just as the light turns green; then I have to wait through the whole doggone cycle. (This seems to happen more often than probable.)

      Come to think of it, those are the times I neurotically press the button over and over because I don't want to miss the next cycle.

      I don't expect to get a faster signal because I press the button, but I hope that it would cause the light to change in a reasonable cycle even if a car never comes to trip the sensor in my direction.

  166. You are riding in the wrong part of the road. by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Solution: ride in the middle of the lane like you are legally allowed to, and the sensors will see you. And you get the added advantage that cars are no longer able to pass you with just inches to spare between you and their mirror, so they are forced to wait for an opening and pass in the other lane like legally they are supposed to.

    Note that it is always best to ride on less busy side roads when ever possible.

  167. I don't get it by tepples · · Score: 1

    Kinda like the "brightness" button on the TV set. (To paraphrase the old joke).

    If there is in fact a joke here, I don't get it. On a TV set, "contrast" or "picture" adjusts the gain for the video signal, and "brightness" adjusts the black level. And the "loudness" button on a stereo does dynamic compression on the low and high frequency bands, boosting them during soft passages.

    1. Re:I don't get it by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      The old joke is attributed to Gallagher:

      I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work.

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  168. last time I checked... by darkvizier · · Score: 0

    the hearing impaired couldn't do much with audio signals. "The city should also consider looking in audio crossing signals for the hearing impaired and signs that count down the number of seconds left to cross, Victor said."

  169. Time to re-read "Faster" by devphil · · Score: 2, Interesting


    by James Gleick, described here. A most excellent book. It has a chapter or two on this exact phenomenon, and some interesting facts about elevator design and placement in various kinds of office buildings and skyscrapers.

    Also a chapter on the NTP network and the master clocks at the US Naval Observatory.

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  170. Remote controls by tepples · · Score: 1

    This same behaviour can be seen in adults, who think making a throwing motion when pushing buttons on a tv remote control will make the signal go further.

    Actually, I've observed this behavior in some remote control/TV pairs that are rather picky about straight alignment between the transmitter and receiver, where waving the remote a bit might make the alignment momentarily straight enough to make a keypress go through.

  171. Wish our town would catch up to the 18th century! by rspress · · Score: 1

    Wish our town would catch up to the 18th century! The light control system in out town is slightly ahead of what the flintstones had in Bedrock...but just barely! I actually met the guy who programmed the light system, he programmed it back in the eighties and it is still the same. I don't remember how many lines of code it was but it was a lot.

    So we can be sitting at red lights set for heavy traffic when the other direction has no cars for miles and they have a green light. When that car from miles away gets close to the intersection, the light turns red. However the traffic light system is not bad when compared to how they design the intersections and the approaches to the intersections. Our road engineer must have gotten his degree off the back of a matchbook cover and hates playing simcity because he always loses.

  172. I smell lawsuit! by sparkeyjames · · Score: 1

    I pushed the button and injured my finder for nothing?

  173. In Plymouth England.... by InfoHighwayRoadkill · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I was at uni in Plymouth there was (and still is) a very complex cross junction right outside the university. It appeared that it was entirely controlled by the push buttons for pedestrians presumably due to the high volume of pedestrians crossing the junction to get to uni. This was dispite the main route through the junction being what we brits quaintly call a dual carrageway (two lanes in each direction for the rest of you) and one of the main routes into the city center.

    The really fun came if you were around the junction when traffic was really quiet. You would regulary see people jump out of their cars when they had been stuck on the main route at a red light, rush across the road, press one of the buttons to allow pedestrians to cross one of the side routes and rush back to their car knowing that by the time they got back the lights would have changed to let them drive off!

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  174. I push most of the time... by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    In Portland, Oregon, I'd say about half of the lights won't have the cross-street turn red at all unless you push. Others, the cross-street will turn red, but the crosswalk will stay 'Don't Walk', while only the vehicle traffic gets a green.

    Then there are those corners where you know the cross-street will turn red sooner or later, and when it does, the walk will light up. Out of boredom one day, I went to one of those, timed how long the lights lasted if left alone, then tried pushing the button.

    My result was that the main street would get a 5-minute green if undisturbed. If a car came on the cross-street, or someone pushed the walk button, it would change in about 30 seconds, although with a 90-second 'minimum-green' time. (So if I pushed the crosswalk button as soon as the main street turned green, it would wait 90 seconds to turn red. If I waited a minute or more, it would only wait 30 seconds.)

    Yes, I was bored. (I was waiting for a ride home, and I knew the wait would be about an hour.) This was in high school.

    A couple years later, again bored, I decided to perform my experiment at two more intersections. Both were the kind that had a main street one way, and a less-used cross street. Both would change red/green even with no traffic. One would give me a green faster if I pushed, the other didn't.

    So, now, I push by default, unless I know for a fact that it doesn't help at that particular intersection. (Like downtown Portland, where there are very few buttons left, because the whole grid is computerized/timed like NYC.)

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  175. i wouldn't say worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see you have never driven in Boston, or even Mass.

  176. OT: Elevator Buttons by Nishi-no-wan · · Score: 1

    Actually, I've been in an elevator where pushing the button twice had an effect. I accidently pushed both the 6 and 7 buttons one time, then double clicked the 6 button, and it turned off. I thought that was a rather nice feature. It was a small enough elevator (max 5 people) that it's unlikely that someone would cancel out a floor another person wanted.

  177. The UK perspective... by tiger99 · · Score: 1
    Some people in the UK believe that the buttons here are just dummies, however they tend to have a very long wait to get across the road, because most lights for pedestrian crossings, as opposed to junctions, really have working buttons, and will never stop the traffic until someone presses a button. I have even been told by some of them that I don't need to press the button, they had been waiting ages and the lights changed immediately for me, yet they still could not be convinced.

    Having some real buttons and some dummies will cause annoyance and wasted time, people used to dummies will go somewhere else, where the buttons work, and waste precious minutes, even tens of minutes, waiting, until they finally figure it out.

    However we have some very bad configurations here also. Not too far from home, a set of lights controlling the exit from a very minor road always defaults to red for the main road, and needs several cars arriving to actuate it, so in the middle of the night, in a residential area, vehicles are held for several minutes, emitting noise and pollution, wasting time. On the other hand, in the Netherlands, I have noticed that when there is no traffic the lights do not cycle at all, but remain in their default state, so on a major road at night, with no crossing traffic, you get greens for many miles, as you should.

    Consistency nationally, if not internationally, would be a very good thing.

  178. Re:pedestrians obey Laws? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    This is BTW, why so many lemmings get hit by motorbikes in London. "Hmm, yes the cars are stopped so all the traffic must be stopped". You can almost see the realisation of just how wrong they are dawning as quarter of a tonne of pointy steel barrels towards them up on it's front wheel.

    Can't you just put Blockers at the intersection to keep them off the street?

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  179. Are you crazy? by trveler · · Score: 1

    Press those buttons? In New York City?

    Have you any idea what kind of diseases you'll catch if you touch those surfaces (not to mention subway car straps and handrails) in this town?

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  180. Cabbies "reckless" with tourists by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 1

    Do they just pick on the tourists, then?
    Well, I'm generalizing here but . . .
    Actually, yes.
    The cabbies know full well that tourists are usually less rational and have less of a clue about what constitutes effective behavior then New Yorkers. Tourists *expect* frantic, rushed driving so some cabbies, in search of a better tip for their exceedingly dangerous jobs (higher mortaility then either cops or firefighters, IIRC) will give the customers what they want.
    In fact, I've found that cabbies *slow down* and start making comments about the fare not being worth a ticket, let alone losing a shift, when they realize that I know what I'm talking about.

    Btw, just for the record, I took an average of over ten cabs a week for several years, mostly in NYC, sometimes in nearby Jersey, and occasionally in DC, Boston, or Westchester and my experience is that NY cabbies (on average) get there faster, know more about what they're doing, and are more honest. But, then again, I've long made it a policy to know the general route, know the key pronunciations of major streets, and treat the cabbies as human beings no matter where I've been and it has been my sad experience that far too many tourists not only do none of the above but are quite openly racist and insulting ("do you speak English?") in their behavior as I have gotten to witness when sharing cabs from conventions or otherwise having to experience letting out-of-towners give the directions.
    In short, having taken lots of cabs in, hmm, let me count 'em up, seven American cities and three or four suburban areas, I find New York cabbies to be the most professional and (barring Portland, OR) the most civilized in their behavior.

    Rustin

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  181. You know.... by bpiltz · · Score: 1

    ...This isn't too hard or expensive of a job to move the stat. The wiring is simple and low voltage, just make sure the heater is switched off at the breaker.

    There are several approaches:
    Perhaps you can get into the attic above the hallway ?
    Or, run the wire out the baseboard under the carpet, into the other baseboard and up to the new hole in the other wall.
    A crawl space appraoch would save the baseboard drilling.
    Run new wire from the new hole direct to the furnace and disconnect the old.

    Or check this out - GO Wireless!

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  182. Re:Elevator close door buttons - placebo? by Wilk4 · · Score: 1

    I've heard somewhere that the elevator door close buttons don't actually do *anything,* the door closes on it's normal timeout... but the button is just there to make impatient people feel they've accomplished something. ... don't know if they do work when firefighters have control of the elevator... can anyone confirm this?

  183. Crossing on Red in NYC by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 1

    Go ahead and try it in NYC though, you'll only do it once, from then on whoever pushes your wheelchair for you will wait until the light changes.
    Yeah, right.
    You clearly are not a New Yorker. I've been crossing THROUGH midtown traffic for over twenty years and the only thing I ever ran into was a cake I stepped on while damn near jogging *backwards* through midtown to impress a girl (hey, I was fourteen).

    Real New Yorkers do not wait for lights. We wait for gaps among the oncoming cars. Frogger indeed. Stand at any major intersection with several lanes (the corner of 96th and Amsterdam a block from here will do nicely) and you'll periodically see somebody, maybe even me, stride purposely between the cars in the middle of rush hour and then wait, standing on the yellow line as the cars, buses and trucks go rushing by two inches away, until a clear spot opens up to cross the rest of the way.

    The rush feels good. Nothin' like regular literal brushes with death (as the wind from the passing trucks pulls my jacket taut) to keep me awake and aware.
    Occasionally I'll be on a yellow line with several others who took the same risk, so we all have to squeeze onto the line until a space opens up in traffic or the light changes. Happens to me on East Houston on a regular basis. Gotta say that is one time that even I am not conversational.

    But baby, if you can't handle the pace you should stay in the suburbs where you belong.

    Rustin

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