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  1. Re:The bar is being raised in music? on Einstein Has Left the Building · · Score: 1

    I'm still trying to wrap my head around the high-jump metaphor used for violin-playing. (Even if you do clear the bar, you've got quite a drop while holding an expensive violin!)

  2. Slashdotting them wouldn't be hard on How Not To Make An MMOG · · Score: 1
    A: Anyway, the worst part about his bandwith needs was he was acting like whole of it was his. He was acting like the owner of our Internet connection, like he was acting as the owner of the game in the other aspects of our work. So his most frequent line was "everyone, stop your downloads". If that didn't work he was going personally to that person's desk and was repeating his demands... he wasn't accepting any "excuses". And that is not all. He went as far as disconnecting other people's LAN cables from the switch.
    Unless those were huge downloads, they couldn't have had much of a pipe. Did they actually get to the stage of having offsite testers?
  3. Re:Am I the only one on KDE 4 to Support Apple Dashboard Widgets · · Score: 1

    But finally Linux users will be able to have all the functionality of Microsoft Bob! :)

  4. Re:No jokes... on Blogs Bring Back Dot-Com Poster Boy · · Score: 1

    Calacanis? Who let the dogs out?

  5. Re:Maybe they can pay the blogs with Flooz on Blogs Bring Back Dot-Com Poster Boy · · Score: 1

    Hey, flooz.com is for sale! Only *cough*cough*cough* a mere $140,000 asking price! Quelle bargoone!

  6. Re:On the other hand... on China Declares War on Internet Pornography · · Score: 1

    They also said "No goatse without representation!"

  7. Re:Just in time for Christmas? on Fighting Android Sparring Partner · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's really from the Julian Calendar dept, where Christmas falls on January 7th Gregorian?

  8. Re:Invasion! on Fighting Android Sparring Partner · · Score: 1

    Well, a little change in the software for swords instead of guns and it would be easy to find out.

  9. On the other hand... on China Declares War on Internet Pornography · · Score: 5, Funny

    How much liberty and freedom would you sacrifice to remove goatse and tubgirl from the net?

  10. On top of Old Smokey... on Mount St. Helens Eruption Baffles Scientists · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's not lava, it's spaghetti sauce!

    The Noodly One has blessed us with a miracle! (And I forgot my spoon...)

  11. Re:Addicting games on PopCap Titles Life-Savers · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but opening up a Zuma looks like it would be kind of fun, if not that fast. (Zumas are BWs in Canada.)

  12. Great, more Echelon food on How To Enable Mom w/ Encrypted E-Mail? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Anthrax Terrorist Bomb Plutonium Mom Radical Keyhole ...

  13. Re:Religious people on Indiana Tries to Pass Game Law Again · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can't we camp on their respawn points?

  14. Re:Indiana on Indiana Tries to Pass Game Law Again · · Score: 1

    We named the dog Indiana.

  15. Re:Religious people on Indiana Tries to Pass Game Law Again · · Score: 4, Funny

    Trigger the Rapture. They'll all be gone and we'll get all their stuff!

  16. Out of the House of Animals on Humans First Arose in Asia? · · Score: 1

    After getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, humans were on God's Double-Secret Probation list, so they went on a road-trip.

  17. Re:slashvertorial content is off on Google Talk Targeted In Patent Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    Do these companies really buy patents from inventors for any fair price, or do they just wait around and acquire them for nothing from bankruptcy sale of assets? And how many do they scoop up to find one that they can threaten companies with?

  18. Re:One Word: Google on National Archives' Digital Woes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stick it all on one box, then install p2p software. Name all the files to song titles and it'll spread even faster. (Of course, the RIAA might go after John W. Doe...)

  19. Re:some funny math on National Archives' Digital Woes · · Score: 1

    Odd are, no one trims their replies. Just save the most recent one and you're done!

  20. Re:Do we really need one? on Robot Receptionist with an Attitude · · Score: 1
    Otherwise they'd have suck with Valerie. It's research.

    I did not have sex with that robot! ...it was research...

  21. Re:Humanity: Obsolete on Robot Receptionist with an Attitude · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know if Parry would be happy working there.

  22. Re:Still no cure for cancer... on Robot Receptionist with an Attitude · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but not too long ago, they were trying to fit a lifetime of human experience into a few MB of disk space. Soon we'll be trying to fit months of human experience into TB of disk space! We're making progress! :)

  23. Re:Starship Titanic, anyone? on Robot Receptionist with an Attitude · · Score: 1

    Notice that Tank is replacing the cutsie Valerie-bot, a spunky Barbara Streisand fan?

  24. Speech synth still lacking on Robot Receptionist with an Attitude · · Score: 5, Interesting
    If you RTFA, there's a link "Listen" with audio of the NPR piece. I'm surprised that they're using a speech synth that sounds like it's at least ten years behind the times, as? well? as? sounding? like? every? word? is? a? kvestion?? The Lernout & Hauspie TruVoice engine that MS gives away with SAPI4/Agent is arguably better, and that's 1998 tech from a dead company. (L&H, not MS.)

    A good speech synth would add a lot to Tank's personality. (On the other hand, I have 1980s tech card that would sound awful but very robo-retro.)

  25. Re:Hmm.... on Robot Receptionist with an Attitude · · Score: 1

    I dunno about a mistress named Tank. And a keyboard, how quaint. But maybe if you combined it with a cluster of The Neediest Dolls In The World, you might have something.