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  1. Re:It is not as crazy as it sounds. on Browser Wars II: The Saga Continues · · Score: 1

    He sure as hell didn't get them from India, but as my friend Monty would say, the snake in this argument should be a phyton. But to SWALLOW my comment, you have to be the King of Britain in search for the holy grail of /. moderations.

    To get back on topic, RE the India thing, i must say, I'm a "Son of the Circus" but this is all in "The World, according to Kong"

  2. Re:It is not as crazy as it sounds. on Browser Wars II: The Saga Continues · · Score: 1

    You never expected the Spanish Inquisiton, but here it is! ;-) So WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THESE INDIAN ELEPHANTS FROM? Answer, or i'll fetch the comfy chair!

  3. Re:MAPI? on Opengroupware · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ts,Ts,Ts. Kids today. Never read something else than comics.

    A: He's usually called a "Caesar" not a "Czar".

    He's not called "a" Caesar. He was the Caesar, Julius Caesar. He was killed at the idens of March 44 BC, because he wanted to become imperator of Rome. The terms "Czar", "Zar" and "Kaiser" are derived from his name. And also the month of July and until 1513 the Calendar was named the "julian calendar" because he invented or at least ordered it.

  4. Re:how obnoxious on Working with ADHD? · · Score: 1
    Are you lost? This is slashdot.

    He sure isn't lost. Where else do you spell "schitzophrenia" (sic!) 3 different ways in one post?

  5. Re:Vaporware is Critical on Hype Vaporware, Go To Jail? · · Score: 1

    Media vaporware is differant. This is when a company floats a concept for potential software around, and somehow the media gets ahold of it. Suddenly, X company is working on Y product that will "revolutionize the modern computing experience," despite it's entire existance on a cocktail napkin thrown out of an executive session. This is dangerous for obvious reasons- now the companies reputation is in the hands of a third party, unbeknownst to them. Rumors start that a product is under development. Company denies product exists. Media reports company is scrapping project, even though it never existed. In this case, the company can not be held responsible for anything, since it's strictly the media which hypes, regardless of what the company says.

    Sounds like the iL00 to me, doesn't it?

  6. Re:severely decimate decimate is an absolute on New Zealand Exterminates Rats · · Score: 1

    All right. But apart from the sanitation, the medecine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health... What have the Romans ever done for us?

    They gave us this fabulous language, called Latin. And now: Fabricate diem, punc

  7. Re:Could go pretty far... on Law and Virtual Worlds · · Score: 1

    Yes, you would need a virtual lawyer. He must get paid by your virtual law insurance. After that you have to fill in your virtual 404 and go to your virtual work to earn virtual money to pay for your virtual live. At the evening you will eat a virtual chicken. But how do THEY knew how virtual chicken tastes?

    I don't know. I take little red pills every evening at 9 p.m., so i don't care anymore.

  8. Re:My Question on Fyodor Answers Your Network Security Questions · · Score: 1

    I can tell you, but then I have to kill you on reasons of National Security A-Somethings ...

    Damn, already said to much.

  9. Re:You're both wrong on Indiana Jones coming to DVD in November · · Score: 1

    Mod Parent up. This Song is truely a milestone of evil. MOD HIM UP, so other people see it :-) Just 5 Words: Nimoy sings about Bilbo Baggins. Shudder.

  10. Re:I first saw this news item from Karamba... on Eyes on Karamba · · Score: 1

    I second this emotion! I installed Karamba 0.15, found it incredible and very Eye-candy. But then i realized I, will never see it, because all my windoze are maximized and strg-tab is my friend. So it's there on my HD, gets update on apt-get upgrade and i use it to get Ahhhs and Ohhs from my friends :-)

  11. Re:Dirty thieves on SCO Claims Kernel Contains UnixWare Code · · Score: 2, Informative

    man 1 ls, man 1 cc ,man 1 find

    and then you'll know.

    Maybe i've been trolled, but maybe i've helped a newbie.

    The Numbers refer to the original MAN PAGES books 1 to 8. Try Xman on any ***X machine.

  12. Re:Neal Stephenson's "Snow Crash" on Realising Sci-Fi Novels w/ Modern Film-Making Techniques? · · Score: 1

    >a nearly impossible to cast accurately Protagonist (bad pun)

    Nope, the bad pun is intented :-)

    But me thinks, Samuel Jackson in his early years may be apropriate, but i fear they will cast Will Smith.

    5 years ago Wesley Snipes may have been right, but today ?

  13. Re:Not that Strange! on The Science of The Moist Towelette · · Score: 1

    [...]His house was called The Outside of the Asylum. His name was simply John Watson, though he preferred to be called - and some of his friends had now reluctantly agreed to this - Wonko the Sane. [..] "Yes. They are the words that finally turned me into the hermit I have now become. It was quite sudden. I saw them, and I knew what I had to do." The sign said: Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion. "It seemed to me," said Wonko the sane, "that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane." These are the words of Douglas Adams to this piece of cake,

  14. Re:I recall on Ten Years of Web Browsing · · Score: 1

    There may be pop-ups, but I'm like Phoenix/Firebird/whatever they will call it next from the ashes ...

    The best way to fight fire is using fire.

  15. Re:Mosaic on Ten Years of Web Browsing · · Score: 1

    About 10 years earlier I saw an ZX-81 "painting" Lissajous figures and I said: "I want to work with computers the rest of my life!".

    I had never heard of Oscar Wilde: ""When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers" or Aesop :"We would often be sorry if our wishes were granted."

    But now I often wonder :"Why didn't I become a carpenter instead?".

    Now I am a systems/net/web/help administrator for people who dont grok computers. How sad is this?

  16. Re:No basis in fact, 100% fiction on "Time-Traveler" Busted For Insider Trading · · Score: 1

    Yeah, its Starship Troopers. But there is a beaver with an ice pick near me so i will not say, that paul did it.

  17. Re:One thing on Review: Cowboy Bebop · · Score: 1

    You really have to read your Shakespeare in the Klingon original ;-}

  18. Re:I got sick of this years ago on Most Usable Bookmark Managers? · · Score: 1

    You are so f**king right. And who needs bookmarks anyway, when you have

    1) a working memory
    2) an internet connection
    and
    3) Google.

  19. Re:Hudson Hawk on What's Your Favorite Underappreciated Movie? · · Score: 1

    If you made your first billion with 18, whats left but world domination?

  20. Re:AniMath on New Animatrix Trailer Available · · Score: 1

    This joke needs to be reAnimated :-).

    I salute you with a nice glass of Pernod, an Anis liquor.

  21. Re:Spoilers! on New Animatrix Trailer Available · · Score: 1

    I imagine it right now:

    MSN and CNN conspire to /. /.. And the first link on the the first article is something like goa*tse.cx.

    Hoardes of elderly women all over the world get heart attacks and 100's of law suits erupt.

    Hmm, maybe that's a way to get rid og this horrible picture.

  22. Re:Correct URL on The XFree86 Fork() Saga Continues · · Score: 2, Informative

    Maybe it's just me, but the first time i wished for a real wire protocol for W2k was while installing a new Virusscanner on the file-server in another building on the other side of town. It wouldn't work, until the vendors helpline mentioned, that you couldn't use Terminal Service Client to install it. You had to use the Console and since i didn't know VNC existed, i had to drive around town. Thats what I like to call "Sneaker Administration".

  23. Re:Maybe what we're up against is the universe on Ladies and Gentlemen, Dr. Larry Niven · · Score: 1

    Here, I volunteer! Finally a way to get my footprint in history, without killing anybody else but me!

  24. Re:Here's a not so old proverb on Trustworthy Computing At One Year · · Score: 1

    If architects would build houses like programmers build programs, the first woodpecker which comes along would destroy our civilisation.

  25. Re:Reading Patents Correctly on Amazon Scores Another Patent · · Score: 1

    So you have one patent for discussions about articles, one for discussions about items offered for sale, one for discussions about currently played music on the radio, one for discussions about the weather etc..?

    How can this not be obvious the same computing principle?

    Sorry, but "SELECT (uid, aid) FROM database WHERE ...; Make something with SELECT; UPDATE (uid,aid,text) INTO database;" shouldnt be patentable.