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  1. who moved my cheese? on CowboyNeal Weighs In On the Windows 8 "Metro" GUI · · Score: 5, Funny
    typical office user:

    oh, somebody moved my litter box.
    I guess I'll have to pee here in the corner from now on...

  2. a strange anomaly on Poll Finds Americans Think the TSA Is 'Doing a Good Job' · · Score: 1

    apparently 54% of Americans are below average intelligence.
    fascinating...


    OK, so if we parse this correctly, it more likely means 54% of Americans are dumber than a box of rocks.

  3. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE IN THE YARD! on For Much of the World, Demand For Water Outstrips Supply · · Score: 1

    That's OK, T Boone Pickens is working on correcting that.
    All praise the invisble hand from which all blessing flow!!! whoops, broke the 1st commandment there

  4. I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, on ISPs Throttling BitTorrent Traffic, Study Finds · · Score: 1
  5. get your hands off me you damn dirty replicant! on Sensor Uses Body's Electrical Signature To Secure Devices · · Score: 1

    What do gay people have against turtles?

  6. Re:not life as we know it on A New Glider Found For Conway's Game of Life · · Score: 4, Funny

    not life as we know it

    I'm a doctor, not a tile layer, Jim!

  7. HEY! You got stuffed bunny in my chocolate! on Physicists Demonstrate Quantum Router · · Score: 1

    BrundleBunny says : "keeeeelllllllllll meeeeeeeee...."

  8. Re:The less up tight these people are... on US Missile Defense Staff Told To Stop Watching Porn · · Score: 1

    The less up tight these people are the safer I feel.

    Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.

  9. Re:Sounds like nothing to me on The Cost To 'Promote' a Facebook Post: $200 To $500 · · Score: -1

    Depending how you play it, it beats an ad in a magazine, which could easily run you $30,000 (or more).

    Wot's a "magazine"? Is that what Japanese perverts read while riding their bullet train?

  10. free-range hooman on The Cost To 'Promote' a Facebook Post: $200 To $500 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
  11. Re:The Right Way (TM) on Critics Blast Apple's Cheesy New Ad Campaign · · Score: 1

    I dunno, I kinda like the new Fibre One Bar ads.

  12. PUNCH the KEYS! on Critics Blast Apple's Cheesy New Ad Campaign · · Score: 1
    You dropped your link :

    Sean Connery....

    You don't want to be in violation of S2000.YTMND, now do you? I sure know I don't.

  13. Could'a been worse... on Critics Blast Apple's Cheesy New Ad Campaign · · Score: 1

    They could have gotten Vince Offer to do ads for them. Or Jerry Carroll.

    Or Jerry Seinfeld.

  14. $3,000,000? THREE MILLION DOLLARS?!!! on Internet Billionaire Creates Huge Physics Prize · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you know how much RAMEN that will buy?!!!
    That's enough to feed me for ten thousand years !
    I might just have seconds.

  15. Re:Infrastructure needs restructuring... on Half of India Without Electricity As Power Grid Crisis Deepens · · Score: 1

    This world only has a Finite amount of resources. If the rest of the third world countries tries to live like we do here in the U.S., we will need 3 Earths to sustain the current population.

    Good thing Elon Musk & Planetary Resources are formulating plans for just such a contingency.
    It's gonna suck having gravity 3 X as strong though. If we only had space enough to put all that stuff somewhere...

  16. Re:But ... on The World's First 3D-Printed Gun · · Score: 1

    unimaginative clod, Dr. Charles Luther kills people.

    Just wait until the 3D printer at the local hackerspace starts spewing murderous spiderbots. Then you'll have problems.

  17. WHO makes Steve Guetenberg A STAR?!! on The World's First 3D-Printed Gun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone knows the NRA's agenda. "Don't take away our guns! The Second Amendment says we can have 'em."

    Actually, you don't learn their real agenda until you've 33rd degree OT XV NRAman.

  18. Re:Robot? blah. on iRobot's Robot Doc Is Ready To Heal You · · Score: 1

    I'd rather have one of Larry Niven's autodocs.

    Just make sure to double-check those indicator bulbs!

  19. hmmm, apparently I wrote the Bible also... on New Reality Series: Be the Next Microsoft Employee · · Score: 1

    I wish I could travel back in time and kill who ever came up with "reality" shows.

    I wish I could travel back in time and kill whoever invented time machines.

  20. Judith Martin reccomends: on Ask Slashdot: Storing Items In a Sealed Chest For 25 Years? · · Score: 1

    Be sure to leave an apology note for destroying the environment in your box.

  21. Re:Gotta love politicans on Senate Bill Raises Possibility of Withdrawl From ITER As Science Cuts Loom · · Score: 1

    What's the status with DOD polywell funding ?

    Honestly, DOD/DARPA are the only segment of American society, other than erstwhile Bond villians, investing in any sort of long-term research.

  22. see, like the "Flying Elvises"! on F-Secure Report: Another SCADA Attack in Iran — This Time With AC/DC · · Score: 1

    The Men In Black

    They've cloned Johnny Cash?

  23. situational blindness on The Decline of Google's (and Everybody's) Ad Business · · Score: 1

    /fnard

  24. nobody ain't got no money anymore on The Decline of Google's (and Everybody's) Ad Business · · Score: 3, Funny

    The 1% don't eat nowhere near as much Doritos as the 99%.
    Yay! They've finally clogged the pump of consumerism!

  25. Junis, is that you? on F-Secure Report: Another SCADA Attack in Iran — This Time With AC/DC · · Score: 1

    (AC because I'm posting at work)

    I wish I could use some of my mod points to mod parent up. "Using (or having insiders create) multiple 0-days for Stuxnet" vs. "Metasploit and proclaiming victory by playing a .mp3" show two completely different models of operating. There isn't anything like Defcon or Black Hat going on this week, is there? ;)

    (DC because I'm posting from my C64 on battery power from Afghanistan)

    no