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  1. THINK about your breathing... on US Regaining Manufacturing Might With Robots and 3D Printing · · Score: 1

    Up until recently I never really worried about artificial intelligence, because we haven't yet figured out how to make computers really think.

    You know, for just as long as we've been trying to figure out how to make computers really think, computers have been trying to figure out how to make people really think. Think about it.

    I SEE what you did there...

  2. Re:Goodbye jobs on US Regaining Manufacturing Might With Robots and 3D Printing · · Score: 2

    The arcade game is that movie is a joke

    philistine! That fiberglass metalflake gelcoat cab is pure sex !

  3. Re:A lose-lose situation(unless you make 3D printe on US Regaining Manufacturing Might With Robots and 3D Printing · · Score: 1

    Didn't you see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!?

    Are you saying we should become Oompa Loompas? Because they don't look very happy to me.

    No. GP means that when your father, the sole bread-earner for his family that supports four disabled seniors, loses his job putting the cap on toothpaste tubes to a robot, that you merely need to win the lottery , then a strangely eccentric man (not a pedophile, mind you...) will give you a candy factory.
    Pure Reaganomics 101.

  4. you've got to FIGHT for your RIGHT to trollolololo on Google Wants You to Use Your Real Name on YouTube · · Score: 1

    Interestingly, the July Wired has an article about Eugene Kaspersky pushing for and ITU takeover of the internet and an end to anonymity.

    It's not paranoid if it's reality.
    It's not a theory if it's documented.
    And there's on conspiracy, it's just the usual TPTB grasping to regain some of the control that has slipped away from them of late.


    Bradley Manning should be in an Allstate commercial.

  5. why you, I'll whip you with my bootstraps! on Google Wants You to Use Your Real Name on YouTube · · Score: 1

    Some poor bastard who is a liberal, and an atheist takes a job for Chick-A-Fillet because he has a family to feed and mortgage to pay. Then one day his previous pro-evolution and anti-fundamentalist-nutjob statements come out from behind their anonymous protections; one way or another he's gone. so now this poor fuck is out on the streets, still looking.

    bah, he can always get another job a atheistBurger (tm)

  6. Re:Old... on UCLA Develops Transparent, Electricity-Generating, Solar Cell Windows · · Score: 1

    If you don't care about environmentalism then why go to a "lame environmentalist convention"?

    obviously he's a demented fan of a wild, untrimmed thatch

  7. fatal flaw #37 in this plan... on Australians Receive SMS Death Threats · · Score: 1

    Who's going to trust a "killer" who was hired to kill you that is willing to be bought off? Doesn't sound like a very reliable sort to me. So you pay him off, he keeeellls you anyway, and you're out $5000. Or something.

  8. vacuum trains?! on Why Ultra-Efficient 4,000 mph Vacuum-Tube Trains Aren't Being Built · · Score: 4, Funny

    this idea sucks

  9. Re:Three Words on Why Were So Many "Crazy" Higgs Boson Stories Published? · · Score: 1

    two other words : Sturgeon's law


    Allthough in the case of /., it should be amended to read "at least 90% of everything is crap"

  10. Re:Quantal Quetzal Quisach Haderach on Ubuntu Still Aims For Wayland in Quantal Quetzal · · Score: 1

    You know what I hate about Ubuntu? Sandworms.

    Beetlejuice BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJ mmph!



    really /.? that's some inept markup handling there...

  11. god the 70's had some AWFUL movies on The 300 km/h Superbus · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it's not atomic powered and can change tires automatically, I'm not riding in that deathtrap!

  12. There was only ONE! on 50th Anniversary of the Starfish Prime Nuclear Weapon Test Today · · Score: 4, Funny

    blow out hundreds of streetlights

    Sounds like an immortal got his head chopped off that day.

  13. Re:I don't get steampunk. on Early Look at Steampunk Action-Adventure Game Dishonored · · Score: 1

    ... Imagine hundreds of books set in ... the Star Wars Universe ...

    I actually count 320 so no imagination is required . I don't really have a point, just that everything is already run into the ground.

    I see what you did there....

  14. Re:OK, sounds like a dud book on Book Review: Head First Python · · Score: 1

    "The C Programming Language" ("K&R") is 274 pages.

    That's funny, mine's 228.
    n00b

  15. people don't lie on your planet? on Ask Dr. Ramsey Faragher About Navigation/Positioning Technology · · Score: 1

    surely nobody would be so cruel as to lie to a robot!

  16. Re: iDontWork (prior art) on Another Death in the Cloud As Apple Kills Off iWork · · Score: 1

    this is not a joke, either.

    well it sure wasn't funny.

  17. Re:Then wtf am I doing driving this Prius?!? on Sea Level Rise Can't Be Stopped · · Score: 1

    regenerative braking.

    Now you just need to plot a round-trip route to work and back that's downhill all the way. You'll never have to buy gas again! HAHAHAHA SUCKERS!

  18. pshaw! on Sea Level Rise Can't Be Stopped · · Score: 3, Informative

    Something tells me that 32.2cm won't affect all of Florida.

    It's call tidal surge. And increased atmospheric energy leading to more frequent and more powerful hurricanes.
    Florida's not going to be a very hospitable place to live or grow crops if large parts of it are under saltwater frequently.


    Anyhow, screw future generations, I've got mine. They can just adapt to the new normal, they'll never miss what they never had in the first place.

  19. grade-f Utah PORK! on NASA'S Orion Arrives At Kennedy, Work Underway For First Launch · · Score: -1, Troll

    Delicious delicious PORK[*]!


    [*] USDA standards mandate that PORK! contain no more than 49% PROK!

  20. Re:LOLWUT on FSF Criticises Ubuntu For Dropping Grub 2 For Secure Boot · · Score: 1

    Grub2?!? What happened to LILO?

    Meega Nala Kweesta THAT'S what happened to LILO.

  21. WHO KEEPS THE METRIC SYSTEM DOWN? on GPS Spoofing Attack Hacks Drones · · Score: 1

    shhhh, that's why the cancelled The Lone Gunman" series.

  22. you can play along at home on Army Creates a Directed Lightning Bolt Weapon · · Score: 1

    WRONG .
    LOC is a viable unit in all dimensions. It just takes a bit of imagination to come up with the proper derivation in some cases.

    data - the amount of data corresponding to all the volumes of the LOC
    mass - how much do all the books in the LOC weigh?
    length - how long is the LOC?
    area - how much carpet is there in the LOC?
    volume - how much space does the LOC occupy?
    power - how much does the LOC owe PEPCO every month?
    temperature - what's the AC thermostat set at in the LOC main reading room?
    frequency - how many times has the LOC existed in human history?
    luminosity - how much light does the LOC give off when burned?
    time - how long is the waiting list for Fifty Shades of Gray at the LOC?

    I think that covers some common units, and all the basic ones. Deriving the rest is trivial, and left as a exercise for some bored nerd on teh intarwebs.

  23. karma? on Transplant Surgeon Called Dibs On Steve Jobs' Home · · Score: 1

    fat lot of good it did him.

    Wouldn't calling dibs (right of first refusal?, DRTFTUA) on Steve's house be another conflict of interest for the doctor? He'd then have reason to get rid of the current owner.

  24. not implying anything, nosiree... on Are We Failing To Prepare Children For Leadership In the US? · · Score: 1

    The problem is Boy Scouts has become stigmatized, lampooned, and in recent years depicted as homophobic.

    The problem is Mormons.

    Hey, isn't that dweeb running for president one of them?

  25. seems fair on A Universal Turing Machine In 100 Punchcards · · Score: 2

    He provides the Turing Machine emulator, you provide the infinitely long tape.
    Why exactly is program store considered to be an integral part of the definition? On all practical computers, that's an interchangeable external part.