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  1. That's racicist! on S. Korea Claims N. Korea Has Trained 600 Crackers · · Score: 1
    See, it's funny because dem foreigners can't speek gud englich, but they can still work their computational machines.

    Oh, wait, I just described slashdot.

  2. I'm ignoring your disclaimer, and snarking anyway! on S. Korea Claims N. Korea Has Trained 600 Crackers · · Score: 1
    Edgar Rice Burroughs' FUD aside, gorillas don't wage war. They are gentle, peaceful animals.

    Although, if they did, I bet that would be something to see, now wouldn't it?

  3. Watch that first step, it's a doozy! on S. Korea Claims N. Korea Has Trained 600 Crackers · · Score: 1
    "ir traffic control, hospitals, emergency response, or military weapons. Financial lives could be ruined if banks, investment, or pension instatutions"

    None of which have any business being connected to the internet at large. Any jackass that does put mission-cricital services on the internet gets what they deserve.

  4. Dr Strangelove, I presume? on Air Force Researching Antimatter Weapons · · Score: 1

    What possible foreseable threat requires these kinds of weapons over ones we already have? This just doesn't make sense. I smell some boys in the lab wanting to do some expensive science, sitting around thinking "we can tell them it's weapons research... yeah, that's the ticket!"

  5. They've covered all the bases... on SpaceShipOne Captures the X Prize · · Score: 1

    All the kids will have to have both the Michael Melville and Brian Binnie action figures! They'll all want both the White Knight and SpaceshipOne toys! And M&Ms! (Hell, Mars should have a special commerative packagae out for Halloween!)

  6. Let's not forget all the help they had... on SpaceShipOne Captures the X Prize · · Score: 1
    NASA , that is! They couldn't have done the X-15 series of flights if the Air Force hadn't given Boeing the money to develop the B-52. How many billions of dollars was that?!!!

    Hell, Rutan designed his own launch platform, you lazy poofters!

  7. The glass is half full of four lights! on SpaceShipOne Captures the X Prize · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but if you survive the spaceplane crash, the shadow government gives you a nifty new set of bionical limbs!

  8. Re:Um no Re:WTF!!?!! on SpaceShipOne Captures the X Prize · · Score: 1
    "don't forget to take a piss on the graves of ... the crews of the two lost shuttles while you're at it."

    I think NASA already took care of that one.

  9. Thomas Edison is to blame!!!! on Ballmer Says iPod Users are Thieves · · Score: 5, Funny
    For the greater part of history, music was entirely live performance and freely shared with everybody. Then, one dreary Monday, that evil Thomas Alva Edison invented a way to capture the music, trapping it in small wax cylinders. (You don't see the sainted Tesla inventing such deviant "recording" devices, now do you? I tell you, that Edison is a morally diseased mind.) Thence was born the record industry, and industry of vile middlemen who interrupted the free flow of music by imprisioning it in vinyl discs.

    So you see, children, much like the mythical "copyright" the whole concept of "recorded" "music" is a mental fiction and at odds with the natural order of things. Kill your iPod now!

    or something.

  10. Re:The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ... on Mount St. Helens Alert Status Increased · · Score: 2, Informative
    Oh, yeah, a little flu is nothing to worry about!

    (I found it kind of scary that they said that the virus was probably still extant in the bodies, and that researchers were going to dig them up to get samples.)

  11. Re:No animal on the cover? on Mono: A Developer's Handbook · · Score: 1

    Here's an appropriate mascot!

  12. Re:In Star Wars, the future is a mess. on 11,000 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs · · Score: 1
    "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away..." is not the future, stupid journalist.

    That's a typo. Lucas is planning to fix it in the DVD release.

  13. Look! I got an OT M$ bash in a Star Wars thread!!! on 11,000 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs · · Score: 1

    Lucas is getting like Microsoft -- patching his mistakes provides a steady stream of revenue!

  14. Re:sigh on 11,000 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs · · Score: 1
  15. Gates begat Linus on Gates, Jobs, Torvalds: Who is Most Important? · · Score: 1
    I read in some bio somewhere that the key idea that Gates had back in his Basic days was convincing people to pay good money for a series of ones and zeros on a floppy that could be copied in three minutes. Remember, back then, the software industry was either : A)acadamia or B) in-house development. Who would want to buy SW "off the rack"?!!!

    Linus popularized the idea that you should be able to take the source and build it yourself.

  16. Ob:M$-bash HAW HAW! on Microsoft Releases FlexWiki as Open Source · · Score: 1

    What makes you think that Microsoft is above harming innovation or damaging the economy?!!!

  17. Let's not forget... on Amec Working on Long-Term Nuclear Waste Solution · · Score: 1
    that the really radioactive stuff has a short halflife. We don't need to worry as much about the longer-lived stuff, because it's not that radioactive.

    Damn kneejerk greenies all think that nuclear == teh evil. It's just a matter of proper risk analysis.

  18. Is there anything that man can't do?!!!! on NASA Releases World Viewer · · Score: 1

    Wil Smith is a thespian god!!!!

  19. oooooollllld joke: on Submit and Moderate Questions for Bush and Kerry · · Score: 1
    Q: What's the penalty for bigamy?


    A1: Having two wives

    A1: Having two mother-in-laws


    Thank you, I'll be here all weekend. Try the fish.

  20. Re:how about levels based on user skill on "Levels" of Computers the Future? · · Score: 1
    Should read : H4x0r N00b Gamer L337

    Because real gurus know how to do more with a lot less.

  21. No need for the transitive verb there, mate! on "Levels" of Computers the Future? · · Score: 1
    It's always been that way.

    Not so much that the majority is dumb, more that they just don't care about all the minutae that the elite get their panties in a bunch about. Sort of like that "Swift Boat Vets for Truth" thang.

  22. Re:Level 9 on "Levels" of Computers the Future? · · Score: 1

    I've got eight megabytes of hot ram and my buyer isn't taking calls. I hope I can stay on step ahead of the Turing police!

  23. What no smoke bombs? No lockpick?!!! on USB Thumb Drives as ... Fashion Statement? · · Score: 1

    If you were really '133t, you'd invent some sort of toolbelt to carry all your gizmos in!

  24. You're all a bunch of girly-men!!!! on USB Thumb Drives as ... Fashion Statement? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wear a ST-506 on a 3/4", chrome-plated chain around my neck! **BLING* *BLING**!!!

  25. Re: wow... That was wierd. on Ask Green Party Presidential Candidate David Cobb · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but the Bushies like to take so many damn vacations, he's actually only "served" three months of his term! He could run yet again!