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  1. $0.76? $0.76?!! on Red Hat, HP, Intel Join in Itanium Linux Alliance · · Score: 0

    Damn, how many outstanding shares are there?
    The trolls could all pitch in, and buy this ratbag hellhole outright!


    (If you decide to implement my idea, could you please recognize my contribution by maxxing out my karma? thx)

  2. Re:Of course you are on Inside the Cult of TiVo · · Score: -1

    An implied contract is as good as the paper it's written on. Everybody (including the networks) knows that. Just like everybody (including the networks) realize that people often leave the tv to go to the can or get a brewski when the commercials come on.

    Don't play at being naieve.

  3. Hello Moderators! on LindowsOS Softens Microsoft-Compatibility Claim · · Score: -1

    Have I got a deal for you!
    I have recently come into possession of a Betamax copy of the love scene cut from "Tron", and damn, is it hot!

    Here's my proposal -- I'll rip it to DiVX, and the next 50 upmods I get, I'll email you the location to download it from.
    How's that for a win/win situation? You get the most sought after geek pr0n while sticking it to the MAN^H^H^H Mouse, and I get 50 much sought after karma points.

  4. beating the Simpsons to death... on Nixon Tape To Reveal Secrets at Last? · · Score: -1

    It's just 18 1/2 minutes of "this is little AlGore jr, you are hearing me speak on this tape machine..."

  5. So OJ _WAS_ innocent! They did it! on Nixon Tape To Reveal Secrets at Last? · · Score: -1

    Geeze the tentacles of this conspiracy reach everywhere!
    Philip Taylor Kramer died for your sins!

  6. This is AlGore... on Toshiba's iPod Competitor · · Score: -1

    You are hearing me speak from your computer!

  7. Pictures please! on Toshiba's iPod Competitor · · Score: -1

    You damn tease!

    The best I could find was this or this!

  8. Re:For years... on Disney Switches To Linux For Animation · · Score: -1

    "a heavy FREEBSD user"

    Beter watch out, long term use of that shit screws with your memory!

  9. Let's not forget on Disney Switches To Linux For Animation · · Score: -1

    That Disney has a fine tradition on ransacking various ethnic groups' folk tales for material.
    That way, there's no one to pay royalties too!
    But heaven forbid that you ever draw a cartoon of Mickey Mouse assraping Lady Liberty! They'll be on you like a ton of bricks for copyright infringement in a heartbeat!

    And they keep buying extensions to the copyright period.

    Admit it, "Steamboat Willy" wasn't even a good goddamned cartoon!

  10. WTF? on New Mobile Phones Showcased · · Score: -1

    "hands-free porn viewing "

    Surely an oxymoron.
    Anyhow, you need both feet to drive a clutch. (there's a nice mental image for ya...)

  11. Philip K Dick (un)Dead at 74 on Why (Most) Software is so Bad · · Score: -1

    I would have found this report more amusing if he had risen from the grave vowing revenge on Tom Cruise and Steven Speilberger!

    Oh, why do the good die while the hacks prosper?!!
    (Oh, that's right, becuase he massively abused drugs which fried his brain and gave him cancer.)

  12. Re:Bay of Pigs II on Why (Most) Software is so Bad · · Score: -1

    Just remember how the last one ended! (I can't wait to see Rummy lose it and proclaim "I AM IN CHARGE HERE!" Ooops, wrong assasination attempt!)


    Since we're going for news trolls today, what ever happened to that damn nuclear war India & Pakistan were going to have? Have they put it off until they're sure that the Americans have won the world cup?!!

  13. Damn trolls! on Monopolists Dropped Off At The County Line · · Score: -1

    Please refrain from confusing BoA ATM, seeing as he is the only one who can save us from the evil clutches of Project Faustus.

    No, really. I'm serious.

  14. Re:2.5d? on Cheap 3D Computer Vision? · · Score: -1

    You can't see into the future if you've only got two eyes, mortal.

  15. Re:at slashdot? on Revolutionary Ideas for Radio Regulation · · Score: -1

    Acording to Taco, nobody bothers to read the comments!
    Silly Asses!

  16. Re:Get rid of shitty programming on Revolutionary Ideas for Radio Regulation · · Score: -1

    Our lady of the invisible hand, Ayn Rand, says : "That's proof that free markets work for the best interests of society."
    So bite it.

  17. turlindome! on EBone/KPNQwest Network Shutting Down · · Score: -1

    I know where Ireland and Scotland are.
    What region of the UK is Belgium?

  18. Ob. cheap shot at M$ : on P2P Television? · · Score: -1

    "my_tv_show"

    Freakin' Winders luser!

  19. ancient news... on P2P Television? · · Score: -1

    The Jeanie's been out of the bottle since 1965!


    MODS: look at the freakin' link first!

  20. Re:Mirror on P2P Television? · · Score: -1

    Dear Sir:

    Your post is factually incorrect. There are actually two mirrors in that picture. (Although I think I see four! Weird.)

    And in reality, it's not really the mirror, it is a picture of a mirror. We must avoid fuzzy thinking, lest we start referring to drug users as funding terrorist organizations whilst ignoring that the Saudi royal family gave proceeds from the sale of oil directly to Osama bin Laudin.

    To be more accurate, you should have stated "here is a picture of a mirror". Er, two mirrors.

    In conclusion, your sloppy ontology has confused my overly literal geek brain. Please fix.

    thanks.

  21. Re:Graphics are great on Linux at Industrial Light and Magic · · Score: -1

    Everybody loved those furry little fuckers!
    I can remember all the kids dressed up as Ewoks for Halloween!

    Yeah, right

  22. Always remember kids! on Countries Ponder: GNU/Linux vs. Microsoft · · Score: -1

    If you buy gasoline, you support international terrorism!

    Buy American!



    A hysterical public service message from your friends at the ministry of truth.
    -- Yes, we do think you're that stupid.

  23. Re:Why US??? on US Govt Wants to Control ICANN? · · Score: -1

    Actually, we do own the world.

    Why the fuck do you think we hold the UN hostage in NY?
    Stupid liberal foreigners. You're probably Dutch, aren't you?

  24. Re:Pot? Is that you? on US Govt Wants to Control ICANN? · · Score: -1

    You haven't been paying attention lately, have you?


    Dragging this back ontopic, sure, the US government can have control of administering domains -- within .us , of course. Silly asses.

  25. Always remember kids... on Matrix Reloaded Filming Wants to Shut Sydney Down · · Score: -1

    If you buy gasoline, you support international terrorism!

    Buy American!



    A hysterical public service message from your friends at the ministry of truth.